Terri Joe EXPOSES the Devils Amongst Us & Is BOYCOTTING Wicked

Summary

Summary of "Just Trish" Podcast Episode: "Terri Joe EXPOSES the Devils Amongst Us & Is BOYCOTTING Wicked"

Introduction

In this compelling episode of "Just Trish," host Trisha Paytas teams up with her co-host, Emmy-award-winning entertainment news journalist Oscar Gracey, and their recurring guest, Terri Jo. Released on December 5, 2024, the episode delves into a mixture of unfiltered commentary on pop culture, intense religious discussions, and provocative critiques of modern societal trends.

Pop Culture Trends and Social Media

The episode kicks off with light-hearted banter about their status as "the last two remaining big girls on social media" ([00:01]). They humorously discuss the widespread use of Ozempic, a popular weight loss drug, highlighting their resistance to conforming to current beauty standards. Oscar quips about selectively participating in podcasts, emphasizing their unique stance within the social media landscape ([00:08]).

Critique of Modern Pop Culture Through a Religious Lens

A significant portion of the conversation centers around the intersection of pop culture and Christian beliefs. Trisha boldly states, “I think Elon Musk is the devil” ([01:33]), presenting a conspiracy-theory perspective that links high-profile figures to malevolent forces. This segues into a broader discussion where angels and devils are equated with extraterrestrial beings, drawing parallels with biblical narratives ([02:03]).

Dissecting Entertainment Media: "Wicked" and Beyond

The hosts passionately critique various forms of entertainment, notably the musical "Wicked." Trisha dismisses it as "witchcraft" and a creation of the devil ([03:05]), reflecting her disdain for content she perceives as morally corrupting. This critique extends to other media, including shows like "Bridgerton," which she labels as detrimental to Christian values ([03:50]).

Interaction with Celebrities: Madonna and Beyoncé

Trisha shares her experiences interacting with major celebrities, particularly Madonna. She recounts being on stage with Madonna, where they combined praise for Jesus with condemnation of homosexuality ([05:18]). When discussing Beyoncé, the conversation takes a mystical turn with references to "demon time," suggesting spiritual battles intertwined with celebrity personas ([25:18]).

Personal Beliefs and Mystical Experiences

The episode delves into personal anecdotes that blend religious fervor with mystical elements. Trisha claims past lives, including being Goliath during the gladiator wars, and shares beliefs about angels and demons influencing modern life ([09:05], [11:00]). These stories serve to reinforce her worldview, positioning herself as a spiritual warrior battling evil forces.

Holiday Season and True Meaning of Christmas

As Christmas approaches, the discussion shifts to the true meaning of the holiday from a Christian perspective. The hosts emphasize celebrating the birth of Jesus over materialistic traditions, rejecting the commercialization of Christmas ([03:50]-[04:16]). They engage in creating and performing Christmas-themed songs that highlight their religious messages, such as the "A Christmas Jesus Bop" ([07:56]-[08:33]).

Exorcism and Demonology

A recurring theme throughout the episode is the concept of exorcism. Trisha and Oscar discuss their efforts to banish demons, often linking contemporary issues and entertainment with spiritual warfare. They recount various encounters with demons, portraying these entities as real threats that must be confronted and eliminated ([06:26]-[07:14]).

Health and Lifestyle Critiques

The hosts critique modern health and lifestyle trends, particularly targeting Ozempic. Trisha vehemently opposes its use, labeling it "devil juice" that strips away natural human features and degrades mental well-being ([38:28]-[43:14]). This segment underscores their resistance to societal pressures regarding body image and health standards.

Humorous and Satirical Performances

Interspersed with serious discussions are moments of humor and satire. The hosts engage in singing performances, creating mock songs that reflect their beliefs while maintaining a comedic tone. Notable performances include their rendition of "A Christmas Jesus Bop" and an impromptu "Rapture" song ([39:25]-[42:10], [77:01]-[78:07]).

Concluding Prayer and Final Reflections

The episode wraps up with a joint prayer, blending humor with solemn religious sentiments. They emphasize the importance of attending church over engaging in secular activities during Christmas, reinforcing their commitment to their faith ([78:56]-[80:32]). The prayer serves as both a conclusion and a reinforcement of their core messages.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• On Elon Musk:

  • Trisha: “I think Elon Musk is the devil.” ([01:33])

• Angels and Devils as Aliens:

  • Trisha: “Angels and devils are actually aliens. [...] We're the only life that God created.” ([02:03], [02:18])

• Critique of "Wicked":

  • Trisha: “No, I would never watch something like [Wicked]. That's witchcraft.” ([03:05])

• Interacting with Madonna:

  • Trisha: “We were praising the Lord, dancing and condemning homosexuals.” ([05:18])

• Exorcism Efforts:

  • Oscar: “We exorcised those demons... chanting I love you, Jesus.” ([13:00])

• On Ozempic:

  • Trisha: “Ozempic is the devil too. Because people are injecting that devil juice inside of them.” ([38:28])

• Concluding Prayer:

  • Trisha: “Lord Jesus, we hope that you guide their car up that snowy hill and down it into the bank…” ([78:56])

Conclusion

This episode of "Just Trish" offers a unique blend of humor, religious fervor, and sharp critiques of modern pop culture. Trisha Paytas and Oscar Gracey, alongside Terri Jo, navigate through complex themes involving faith, societal trends, and personal beliefs, all while maintaining their signature unfiltered and provocative style. Whether agree or disagree with their perspectives, listeners are treated to a candid and spirited discussion that encapsulates the essence of "Just Trish."

Transcript

[A]

I'm out of breath right now.

[B]

Actually, we're, I think, the last two remaining big girls on social media. Everyone's on that Ozempic now.

[A]

Big.

[B]

If you say it three times, you know what happens.

[A]

Beetlejuice?

[B]

No. Is there any podcast you would say no to?

[A]

Maybe call her Daddy.

[B]

Wow. Why?

[A]

Because why would you call a woman daddy?

[B]

Her name is Trish. She's got the mission all it. Got some filthy rich, pretty and pink.

[A]

Hot Topic queen and says what?

[B]

Everybody. Everybody thinks she's just Trish. Yay. Hello, and welcome back to the Just Trish podcast. Well, you guys, you know my guest, she's been here before. She's my sister in Christ, the one and only Terry Jo.

[A]

Praise him, Terry Jo. Hey, how you doing?

[B]

Look how cutesy and demure you are today.

[A]

I'm cutesy and demure every day, actually, not just today. So you. You look beautiful.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

I love this. What is periwinkle pink?

[B]

Yes, it is. Blush and bashful, as my mama calls it.

[A]

I was thinking more like pig. And you know what? We made that joke last time, but it's fun.

[B]

Oh, well, there's nothing like a good pig around Christmas time.

[A]

I love ham. Ham is one of my favorite dishes for Thanksgiving.

[B]

Oh, that hasn't even been Thanksgiving passed. Oh, yum.

[A]

Cause we're in the future right now.

[B]

I love the future. Do you think about Elon Musk's new robot?

[A]

I think Elon Musk is the devil, to be perfectly honest with you.

[B]

We do agree on that.

[A]

Because if you really think about it. I can't even think about it.

[B]

I can't think about it either.

[A]

But yes, I do think he's the devil because I think he is a extraterrestrial with both the devil and he.

[B]

Came above and below.

[A]

Exactly. And what you really don't know is this devil and angels are actually aliens.

[B]

Tell me more. How do you know?

[A]

Well, because, like, in the Bible, it talks about it. It says, like, they will fall from the sky and they will. They will come from the ground. And people are like, those are aliens. Those are aliens that live in the ocean and stuff? No, those are angels and devils. Ain't no aliens around here. We're the only life that God created.

[B]

I see. So the angels and devils are just not life.

[A]

No, no, they are, but they're, like, benevolent.

[B]

I love a benevolence.

[A]

Yeah, they're past humankind.

[B]

Oh, so Elon Musk falls in that category. So you don't know if he's devil or angel. If He's.

[A]

No, I know. He's the devil. Anybody built like that is the devil.

[B]

Do you not own a Tesla?

[A]

No, I don't even own a car at all, actually. I did learn to drive when I was 16, but.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Sadly got into my accident a couple years ago.

[B]

Well.

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And I haven't driven since.

[B]

But you're healed now.

[A]

Yes, I am.

[B]

Congrats.

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Thank you.

[B]

It's very wicked coded of you.

[A]

What's that?

[B]

The movie, Part two.

[A]

The movie.

[B]

Spoiler alert. Have you seen Wicked, the musical?

[A]

Oh, no. I would never watch something like.

[B]

Wait, why?

[A]

No, that's witchcraft. That's of the devil too. Mama says that, like the TV rots your brain. And if it's not about Jesus, then what are you even watching?

[B]

Period? Honestly.

[A]

So I don't watch no movies like that. Nothing like that. Everything I watch is like, I watch Bridgerton. No, no, no. That's rotful too. What's the word? Something about Moses, Prince of Egypt. Ah.

[B]

Period.

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Yep.

[B]

Next. Oh, favorite movie.

[A]

Yeah. Well, like the animated one. I watched that when I was a child.

[B]

Okay, so you know. Okay, yeah, about. But that's like Easter. That's Easter idea.

[A]

Easter.

[B]

It's not Christmas.

[A]

It ain't Christmas. I don't celebrate Christmas either. Cause that's a disgrace to my God too.

[B]

Wait, what? I thought you loved Jesus. Like your song.

[A]

That's a distraction. I do love Jesus, but that's what I'm saying. It's the Christmas thing. This little man here, that's a distraction of what it really is about, which is God's birthday. Oh, it's not about this thing and giving presents and stuff like that.

[B]

It's about, isn't it, Jesus birthday?

[A]

It is.

[B]

So it's God and Jesus.

[A]

God and Jesus. The same person, really.

[B]

I think he was the Son of.

[A]

God, all one being. It's the Holy Spirit. God and Jesus.

[B]

I really thought those are three people. You don't think they all the same person?

[A]

That's where people get the misconception.

[B]

I feel like Jesus was a person who like, walked around the Earth for 33 years.

[A]

He did.

[B]

And then he became the Holy Ghost.

[A]

Yes. When he died, he became the Holy Ghost. But before that, he was God too. Because God begat Jesus. And then when Jesus died and was resurrected again, he became the Holy Ghost.

[B]

I had no idea, actually.

[A]

Yep. I'm teaching you stuff.

[B]

That's where you got your brilliant lyric and I love you, Jesus.

[A]

It is. Yep, it is. And you stole it. Yeah, but you know what?

[B]

We share it now.

[A]

Exactly. It's a joint effort.

[B]

Well, I did first come to find you when you did sing our song I Love youe, Jesus to Madonna. And she said, praise how beautiful your voice was.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

And more recently, you got to be on stage with Madonna. How was that?

[A]

You didn't. But that just tells you. Yeah, that just tells you.

[B]

Like, I don't check my DMs. I'm busy. I have a podcast.

[A]

I'm sure that's what it is. I'm sure that's what it is. But yeah, it was so much fun. I was on stage with her. We were praising the Lord, dancing and condemning homosexuals.

[B]

I did see your booty shaking.

[A]

Oh, no, I never shook a booty. When I stand up, my butt just shakes by itself. Cause it's so jiggly and fat. Okay. But I wasn't shaking nothing. That was God given.

[B]

Wow. No bbl.

[A]

No BBL here. This is all me.

[B]

That was a me. Okay, so we love Madonna.

[A]

Love her. Yes, of course.

[B]

How did you get invited to do that?

[A]

Well, she just reached out to me. She said something in her spirit, told her to come get me on that stage with her. Because, you know, we got to spread the word of Jesus, and who better?

[B]

You think she was doing that on stage? Spreading the word?

[A]

Maybe spreading her legs, too.

[B]

But you could do both, right?

[A]

Exactly. Because that's how God created us. And that's what he wanted us to do. To create children. Because that's what the plan is.

[B]

And that's what you say to yourself, because you do the same thing. I've known that before. I've seen it. What do you mean? You've been a video vixen. Little Nas X. I think there was definitely legs spreading somewhere on that set.

[A]

Yeah, but it wasn't me.

[B]

Are you sure? How did you get that part? It was a little sus. I was like, h. How is she the lead?

[A]

I will tell you what it is. That man is a homosexual. Oh. And I was there to wipe him clean of all of that.

[B]

You think it works?

[A]

That's. Huh? I think it worked for a little bit because he kind of disappeared and flopped.

[B]

But he had a coach line. He had a coach collection.

[A]

Oh, I'm sure. Yeah. Coach. Who's wearing coach?

[B]

I love a coach.

[A]

Oh, I like a coach, too. Like a football coach, basketball coach, baseball coach.

[B]

You don't like the coach bag?

[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

Are you classic?

[A]

I don't wear designer clothes. No. Because that's of the devil too.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

It's. What's the word? Materialistic. And that's like idolizing false gods. Exactly.

[B]

Got it.

[A]

See, there's much you don't know about being a Christian.

[B]

Clearly, I consider myself a Christian girl. Did you know I have a Christmas Jesus song?

[A]

Like which one?

[B]

It's called can I show it to you?

[A]

No. Let me see it.

[B]

A lot of people don't know this. I did a follow up to I love you, Jesus and it's called A Christmas Jesus Bop.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[B]

Have you seen this one?

[A]

No, I have not.

[B]

I also like Lil Nas x Emma rapper. Oh, yeah.

[A]

A rap like wrapping Christmas gifts or like, you know. My personal favorite box from you is Merry Trishmas. Is that what you say?

[B]

You like it?

[A]

I love it.

[B]

Oh, my God. You should come to my Merry Trishmas show and sing it with me. Sing a little now. Oh, let's hear it.

[A]

How does it start?

[B]

So get that wrap from your man and have a Merry Christmas Merry Tishmas Merry Trishmas get that money from your parents have a merry tishmas Merry Tishmas Merry, Merry Christmas Eat all the candy don't spend any money have a merry Christmas Merry Christmas what place you go when we die? So spend all your money don't ask why I'm your angel church to see my pretty wings so let's celebrate and buy nice things.

[A]

I love it.

[B]

I felt the power of the Holy Ghost get all through me.

[A]

Think about God. That's what happened. Wow.

[B]

Wait.

[A]

Yep. It's in the spirit. It's in the spirit.

[B]

You're a Stan. Low key. Of course.

[A]

Why wouldn't I be?

[B]

Oh, my gosh. I'm such a Stan of you. See, this is already getting off to such a better start because I think people expect us to, like, duel again, you know, And I don't think that's just where we're at.

[A]

The only battle that's to be had is the one between the God and the devil.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Especially we're Christians.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Why would we be battling?

[B]

We're not. We're waiting for that redemption.

[A]

God would win it.

[B]

Did you or you get kicked out.

[A]

Well, that's fine too.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I want to be here.

[B]

I know. I've seen you fight some kids on TikTok before. Every time a kid comes on, you're like, no, thank you. So no kids in your future?

[A]

Oh, no, I do want to have children. I want to have lots of children. Actually, like 18 of them, if I can.

[B]

What would you name them?

[A]

Oh, names from the Bible, like Jebediah, David, Goliath.

[B]

Are Those real names.

[A]

Of course they are. They're in the Bible.

[B]

Goliath. Isn't that the lion or something? Or the giant?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Didn't exist.

[A]

Probably that. No, he did. Giants were real back in the day.

[B]

Who called you Goliath? You said they used to call me that.

[A]

They did used to call me that. The kids at school, when they were trying to bully me because, you know, I had my growth spurt early, so when I was told. And the other girls, they would call me Goliath.

[B]

Oh, they meant to say supermodel.

[A]

Well, that, too, but they're just jealous. And they look like how they look with no teeth and a fupa, but.

[B]

Nothing wrong with a fupa, though, Okay? I love a little fupa. It keeps you warm if you put your hands underneath it. It's so fun. And you know what I mean, you know?

[A]

Oh, no, I don't. I have no clue what you're talking about.

[B]

No fupa. Wow. Okay.

[A]

No, not a single FUPA around.

[B]

I mean, you do look very nice. You do. You look good. You do. We said that when you came in. I was like, wait, you look fresh. You look. You are a model.

[A]

A model?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I wouldn't consider myself. Well, you know what? I'm a model citizen. A model Christian. Someone to model yourself after. If you're trying to be a Christian.

[B]

Yeah. I do think you do shine good light on the Christian world.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

But we did a campaign together. You and I. Oh, we did, recently, with a very famous photographer, Patrick Collins. I got the call, and I was like, of course Patrick Collins wants to work with me. She works for Vogue. And, like, why would she not want to work with me?

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

Then I saw you, and I was like, mm, I didn't know we were competing today.

[A]

There's no competition. Clearly. But I win. I don't think you do.

[B]

Got a little more screen time.

[A]

I'm sure you did, but that's, like, out of pity. There's a difference. You know, whenever they're like, oh, this girl looks like she's in the corner, she needs a little bit more attention, you know, like a participation award, like they give the kids.

[B]

Do you think they felt sorry for me?

[A]

Of course.

[B]

That was the name of the campaign. It was called I'm Sorry. Exactly what were you sorry for? What do you have to repent?

[A]

I'm sorry that your man wants me. And I'm sorry that my Prince of Egypt. Yes. Oh, no, not yours. Oh, I mean, him, too. But I'm just saying, people in general.

[B]

You think Every man wants you.

[A]

I would say so.

[B]

Same.

[A]

What's not to want?

[B]

Who do you think would get. If I was single, would get more men in a competition?

[A]

Um, probably me. Cause I got more of a shape to me. You know what I'm saying? And men love, like, a fat mata fupa. Like wide hips, you know? Wide birthing hips? No, stuff like that.

[B]

Fertile.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Man, you can sniff that from, like, 10 miles away.

[B]

Mmm. You do smell great.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

You do smell. Myself. It smells like you from under. For what?

[A]

From under.

[B]

What's that?

[A]

From under your bio sack. Just.

[B]

Wow. Classy as always.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

You have toned it down a little bit. You're not getting banned as much on TikTok.

[A]

Oh, I actually am.

[B]

Uh.

[A]

Oh. Every time I go in there. Yeah. But the thing is, is when you're a Christian and you're speaking the good word, people just can't handle it. So they report, report, report.

[B]

Oh, like a hate crime or something towards Christians.

[A]

It's the devil. Ain't nothing but the devil.

[B]

Yeah, the devil is amongst us every day.

[A]

Yeah, Every day. Every day.

[B]

We did a little exorcism at the. I'm Sorry Shoot. And we exorcised those demons. You and I were at the head of it with Holly Madison. We were chanting I love you, Jesus.

[A]

No, I don't chant. That was.

[B]

What were you doing? Singing?

[A]

Yeah, just a little. A Christian hymn. I'll never chant. That's a witchcraft kind of thing.

[B]

Oh, I see. Okay. Did any demons follow you home that day?

[A]

No. Not a demon in sight. You know what? Actually, I think there was a demon that followed me. He had long curly hair, and he was, like, following with another demon. But then I said, I turned the right, took another left, and I lost.

[B]

Oh, we did a TikTok with them?

[A]

I think so. Yeah. Okay, well, we did a TikTok together, and they just happened to be.

[B]

The demons came in the TikTok. They did angels and demons together.

[A]

Yeah. Who would have thought?

[B]

Solidarity. But this day and age, we should just unite with everyone.

[A]

It's almost like desegregation.

[B]

I love that.

[A]

Like we did back in the day with the color folk.

[B]

And now we're desegregating the demons and the angels.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

But see, this is so much better. I love that you're calling people demons these days and not. When you were first here, you were calling people wild names.

[A]

Oh, well, I still call them those things, too. But just right now, demons are on my mind.

[B]

Demons sound so much better. You know what? I Mean, but.

[A]

Well, that's what they are at the end of the day.

[B]

Yeah. Nothing wrong with it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

We pray and that's okay.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I loved all the demons at the shoot and the angels too.

[A]

It was. Well, that's. That's the difference between me and you.

[B]

You loved a mom. What did you put in your purse? What were the items you had to put in your purse that day? Do you remember?

[A]

Like a bottle of holy water, a dollar, a crucifix, stuff like that?

[B]

Okay, so just stuff you would carry in your day to day bag?

[A]

No, it was actually stuff that came out of my purse.

[B]

You brought it? I loved all of it.

[A]

And they were like, oh, we should just use this for the video. I was like, well, it's kind of my personal stuff, but I guess you know what I'm saying.

[B]

You know what I will say? You definitely stood out the most. I thought that you were just like a goddess. You looked like a Victoria's Secret angel there. And I was like, is this a Patrick Collins shoe or a Victoria's Secret angel shoe?

[A]

It's both, but I don't wear no Victoria's Secrets.

[B]

Cause that's really. What if they gave you a bag?

[A]

If they gave me a bag, I will put it over a demon's head and strangle them with it. But I would never wear it or use it because that's death of the devil.

[B]

You wouldn't walk a Runway show?

[A]

Nope.

[B]

Put on some angel wings.

[A]

That's the false idolization. That's the topic of the day. False idols.

[B]

But what about people who idolize you? You said you're the model for Christianity.

[A]

That would be wrong too. Even though I am of God and I'm next to God, if you want to finalize me, that would be like as close as you would get to God, right? But you should be giving all the praise to him.

[B]

Amen.

[A]

Praise God.

[B]

Tis the season. Do you think there is. Do you think Jesus is amongst us now?

[A]

Of course he is. He's always amongst us.

[B]

Who do you think is the closest to being the second coming out?

[A]

Well, I did last night. I'm just. But if you want to talk about a second one, we can talk about that off camera. I'm just kidding.

[B]

I think that's your repentance right there.

[A]

No, no, no, no. Jesus loves.

[B]

I'm so sorry. I repent. I repent that. Of course we have to go to forgiveness.

[A]

We can do that.

[B]

Confession.

[A]

We can get.

[B]

The demon's there. It's coming. It's floating in Your face.

[A]

Why do I have this time?

[B]

I don't know. I kind of like it though. You can look very like. Yeah.

[A]

Oh. What was second common? I think that's coming sometime soon.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Actually.

[B]

You don't think there's a celebrity now that you're like, that's giving?

[A]

Giving what?

[B]

You know, I'm gonna follow him wherever he may go.

[A]

What do you mean? Like Jesus?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

No, not at all.

[B]

Okay. Not nobody yet.

[A]

No, no, no, no.

[B]

Okay. We'll still wait for him.

[A]

No, I think Jesus is the person we're waiting for. No celebrities. Those are false idols.

[B]

Okay, okay. No celebrities. Jesus coming back.

[A]

Jesus himself. Yes.

[B]

Maybe on his birthday this year. December 25th.

[A]

I hope so. Would be great.

[B]

Oh, my God. I forgot to show you my Christmas Jesus Bop. This is it. Okay, so this is. Okay, ready?

[A]

Is this new or old?

[B]

No, this is old.

[A]

Why have I never seen this?

[B]

It's for Christmas, Jesus. I kind of show you a little bit.

[A]

This is what Christmas should be about. Thank you, Jesus.

[B]

Period. Maybe you could say the song is yours. To give it a second life.

[A]

Well, I wouldn't say this. Oh.

[B]

Hamilton, thank you. That was the vibe. It was 2017.

[A]

Oh, wow. Used to be much heftier. Good boy. I love that two piece.

[B]

It says Jesus on it.

[A]

I can see that. I ain't that slow.

[B]

Okay, so my favorite lyric is, I may look like a thot, but I'm a Christian girl. I think that resonates very well with you.

[A]

With me?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, I don't look like a thot.

[B]

You look like a thot, but in the best way.

[A]

All my extremities are covered.

[B]

But you're showing shoulder.

[A]

Can't see no elbow. I see a little clean shoulder.

[B]

I see shoulder. And I like it.

[A]

You know what?

[B]

It's distracting me though.

[A]

It's just I used to be a linebacker in middle school.

[B]

Wow. How did it go?

[A]

Oh, it was. It was fun.

[B]

Hit your head a few times?

[A]

No, I didn't actually. I was the one hitting the people. Cause I was the biggest person on the team. I was on the male team, actually.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Yep. Cause my. Like I told you that I was the biggest girl there, so. Even bigger than the boys, even bigger than me. I don't think that's possible.

[B]

People told me I also have linebacker arms.

[A]

No, you have very dainty arms. You know what you got?

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

You got like cooking arms.

[B]

What's that mean?

[A]

Like, you just look like you've been cooking your whole life. Shoulders, though. Your shoulders. Are quite dainty.

[B]

Really? You think so?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Thank you so much.

[A]

You're very petite young woman.

[B]

I feel like my. My arms look like little like turkey.

[A]

You know, that's what I meant.

[B]

Turkey legs.

[A]

Just looks like you've been cooking your whole life.

[B]

Okay. Like I was being like.

[A]

How to cook? Yeah.

[B]

Okay. I do know how to cook.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

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[A]

Lately just a bunch of random stuff. My mama has late night cravings, so sometimes she craves peanut butter and pickle sandwiches.

[B]

You make that for her?

[A]

Of course I do. I have to or she'll beat me.

[B]

Oh no. I didn't know your mom was still alive.

[A]

She is. She's barely, but she's there. I know.

[B]

Because you're quite a bit older than me, so I was kind of surprised.

[A]

I'm not. You're older than me. I don't know, I'm only 21 or 22. I just turned 22 this year.

[B]

What year were you born?

[A]

2022.

[B]

Oh, 2022. You're baby.

[A]

No, no, no, no, no. Not 2022. I was saying 2002.

[B]

2002.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Wow, you're so good at math. Actually. That was so good. Is it actually correct? You could be on Jeopardy.

[A]

I actually am going to be on Jeopardy sometime soon. In the next week or two. Cuz that's actually my mama's favorite TV show.

[B]

So everything's through your mind.

[A]

Wish is to watch me be on the.

[B]

Oh, she's dying.

[A]

Well, she's 600 pounds. Of course she's dying.

[B]

Well, it's okay to be 600 pounds. You don't have to die because you're 600 pounds?

[A]

Well, if your arteries are failing.

[B]

Okay, well, that's doctor territory. We're not so sure she's gonna die soon.

[A]

Well, we're all gonna die soon.

[B]

Technically, we're dying every day soon.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

That should be your new song.

[A]

Honestly. Dying every day. Honestly, I'm ready to die because that makes me closer to God.

[B]

Yeah, there's something peaceful about it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Dying every day sounds like a Zac Bryan song or something.

[A]

Who's Zac?

[B]

Brian period. You don't know Zac Bryan?

[A]

I know Luke Bryan.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I don't know about Zach. Who's the prince?

[B]

I don't know what you're seeing, but I think you're hallucinating because I'm not seeing anything.

[A]

It's like little furries, really? It might be the Holy Ghost, actually.

[B]

Have you seen? Have you felt?

[A]

Have I felt what? Of course. Every morning I wake up, I feel the Holy Ghost. I feel the spirit within me.

[B]

Do you do communion?

[A]

Yes, I do.

[B]

I don't think we ever talked about this.

[A]

I do do communion. I ain't no Catholic or nothing.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

But I do do communion.

[B]

So why did you communion every night?

[A]

Well, we just like to get drunk off the communion wine.

[B]

Oh, yeah, Just the blood, not the body.

[A]

No, we do the body, too, but that's just like an afternoon snack.

[B]

I love those rapers. They're so good.

[A]

I think they're kind of bland.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yep. I like to make mine spicy with a little ketchup.

[B]

I don't think you're supposed to do that.

[A]

Well, I do. I bring my condiments on the side.

[B]

And spread them in church, of course. Okay.

[A]

I mean, I lead most of the services in church.

[B]

Honestly, how do you start it? How do you start.

[A]

How do I start what?

[B]

A service.

[A]

Well, first, I start by thanking God for waking everybody up in the morning, because that's what you need to do every morning you wake up, you gotta thank God for waking you up. Oh.

[B]

And how do you say that? Do you, like, sing it? Do you praise it? Do you put your hands up?

[A]

I just speak it. I'm like, Lord Jesus in heaven today. Thank you for giving. Waking us up and getting us out of that bed and, you know, getting us to church where we need to be. And Lord Jesus, thank you for all that you have done for. For all of us. And tonight, we're going to give you praise.

[B]

Amen.

[A]

Started.

[B]

Wait. That was so good. I felt chills.

[A]

Oh, I know.

[B]

Wow. Have you ever heard the hoer song Take Me to Church.

[A]

I have. I wrote that song.

[B]

You wrote it for him?

[A]

I did.

[B]

Can you sing me a little?

[A]

Church? Yeah.

[B]

Are you possessed? No. Should we call it exorcism? Get Patrick Collins in here.

[A]

No, no, no, no. I just, you know, when I write music, it comes from, like a different part of me. And that's. He sounds like that. So as I was riding, I had his voice in mind. So that's.

[B]

I think I was giving. Demonic.

[A]

No, you know what? He is like half homosexual, so that makes sense.

[B]

That is not.

[A]

I think his hair is down to hair. I don't know. A straight man with hair down the hair. That's. That's a dead giveaway right there.

[B]

Okay. And again, nothing wrong with that. Doesn't make him a demon.

[A]

So much wrong with that, actually. And it is demonic. And you will be going to hell with fiery gasoline draws on if you do decide to live a lifestyle of homosexuality.

[B]

But ultimately that just makes you an alien, because societally.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And aliens never die.

[A]

Aliens ain't real. That's.

[B]

I'm so confused. You said they were real. They were in the ocean, they're.

[A]

No, no, no, no. People think that they're aliens in the ocean. Those are the devil. Those are demons coming up from the ground.

[B]

Got it.

[A]

And if she sees something falling from the sky, like a ufo, that's an angel. Oh, it's not ufo.

[B]

Okay, thanks for the clarification on that. What do you think Beyonce met when she said that? Demon time.

[A]

I don't know what she meant by that, but I did call her and I had a long conversation with her.

[B]

You know her?

[A]

I do. Of course.

[B]

Madonna.

[A]

I do. Yeah.

[B]

And Beyonce. What'd she say?

[A]

You know, I had a long conversation with her and I asked her why she said that. She said she felt it in her spirit to speak to the demons. Cuz sometimes you got to convene with them to understand them. For sure. Sure. And once you understand them, you banish them off of this earthly plane.

[B]

And you think that's what she did?

[A]

That's what she did.

[B]

She said, I'm on that demon hour.

[A]

Demon time.

[B]

Demon time. Thank you. And then she, like, banished. I wonder if she spoke like Harry Potter. Like par. Tongue.

[A]

That's the tongue that's speaking in tongues. Like Jesus.

[B]

Can you do it?

[A]

Yeah, of course.

[B]

Oh, it's quieter than I thought.

[A]

Yeah, it's a little bit quiet because sometimes you got to rev it up. Because first you gotta start slow. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. And then you get a little bit of Syllables in there. Like, you start to ride and shake as well.

[B]

Like, okay, Beetlejuice. Don't say it again. If you say it three times, you know what happens.

[A]

Beetlejuice. No, I'm not scared of the demon. So you can bring Beetlejuice if you want to. I'm gonna make him in the press juice.

[B]

Oh, that's a threat.

[A]

Well, he might like it, actually.

[B]

Would you date him?

[A]

No. I like my man to be alive.

[B]

Interesting. That's morally high of you, I think. Yeah, I love that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. You're really a different person. I think it's because of all your success that you've had this year, because you did start off in the little Nas X video, then you were on stage with Madonna. Now you just got Paper magazine. Are you the COVID girl?

[A]

I don't know what it is, to be honest with you. I got a call from a homosexual named Justin.

[B]

He said, shout out Justin. Love him.

[A]

Hey, Justin hate you. And he told me he needed me on the set to exorcise the demons that are no likely to like blonde girls named Tanner and stuff like that. You know, I had to be there to really, like, center, right. Everything. Yeah.

[B]

Right. So how did it go? Did you. Were you successful?

[A]

It was successful, yeah. I loved it. It was so much fun.

[B]

How were you posing? Cause I haven't seen it yet. It's out, but I haven't seen it yet, so.

[A]

Well, basically, I pose like this on my side, usually with my hip out to show the wide berth and hip.

[B]

A little S curve.

[A]

And then sometimes I poke out my chest a little bit and then lift the neck because I ain't really got one. And, you know, and then they come from above, so you don't see the double chin.

[B]

They shot you from above.

[A]

They shot me from below. Two.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Oh, sorry. That was a different.

[B]

Are you okay?

[A]

Yeah, that was just whenever they shot me in my kneecaps. But that was two years ago. Four years ago. A long time.

[B]

Okay. Okay.

[A]

That's why they're so black.

[B]

They look great.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

You look freshly shaved, too.

[A]

No, I don't shave, actually. I don't even have any hair.

[B]

Are you serious? You look so good. Oh, my gosh, you're so smooth.

[A]

You're just a hairless young woman.

[B]

I'm so hairy. Oh, yeah. On your back area, everything shaped. Let's see. Knuckles. Look at my knuckles. Look how hairy they are. You don't have any.

[A]

I don't. Is this part of your shirt or is that you?

[B]

That's my ritz. That's just how it is. I'm aging. It's turning gray these days. I do have some gray hair here for that. I don't need Rogaine. I need the opposite of Rogaine. I need like. What's the one where you like Nair?

[A]

Oh yeah.

[B]

I can't believe it. You're actually so smooth. For real. Look at your hand. I have so much on my hand and that. Wow.

[A]

I never grow any hair besides my pubic area. Wow, I can braid there.

[B]

Really? Why does there you think you know.

[A]

It'S about the Garden of Eden.

[B]

Bushy.

[A]

Exactly. And since I'm such a God warrior that you know everything about me is of God. So I like to call that my garden of eight.

[B]

Cute. So you're pure. Pure pure. Then like Joan of Arc battles armor down there.

[A]

Exactly. Cuz I do have crabs. But I didn't get it through the way you normally get it.

[B]

The devil just gave it to you one day?

[A]

No, I was wearing my mama's panties on accident once and that's how they.

[B]

And she had pubic hair still in her panties or what?

[A]

No, like they just jumped from the panties to me. You know, they're actual living like organism.

[B]

Is it like lice where if you're just like next to someone that jumps?

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

I used to have the lice as a kid. Nothing wrong with that either.

[A]

I lice right now.

[B]

Well, we are far enough apart.

[A]

Yeah, well, I don't think so. Actually, I think that they could jump far. Like Usain Bolt. Does he jump or does he run?

[B]

Who?

[A]

Well, he's like a Olympian.

[B]

No, he runs. I'm not an athlete if you could tell.

[A]

I can.

[B]

Are you an athlete?

[A]

Actually you do like give me an athletic build. You want like a shot?

[B]

I love that.

[A]

Yeah, like Miss Trunchbull.

[B]

I love Trunchbull. Oh, wait, no, she's the villain or.

[A]

No, she is the villain.

[B]

No. Who's the sweet teacher? I like her.

[A]

Ms. Honey.

[B]

Yeah, I'm her. Yeah, you're the Trunch Bowl. I'm Honey.

[A]

I'm Miss Honey. Look at me, I'm a sweet.

[B]

Are you? You are kind of dressed more like Ms. Honey. I guess I am giving more Trunchable.

[A]

I'll take it sweet like honey.

[B]

But trunchable had like the best lines and I'm sure she did the chocolate cake.

[A]

So someone like you with a demented mind, you would think that.

[B]

I think it's healing. I think my mind is healing these days.

[A]

I like your Mind, too.

[B]

You're healed. I can tell, the way you glow. I mean, I'm so used to seeing you with no makeup, but today you have a full beat.

[A]

Uh, I'm not wearing a stitch of makeup. Actually, you are. You know, sometimes I, like, pinch my cheeks to give myself a little bit of rose. Maybe I'll put some Wednesday ash on my eye. But that's not.

[B]

I don't think it's lent yet.

[A]

It's not, But I still have some on me at all times.

[B]

Where do you get the ash from?

[A]

From my daddy's grave. I mean, urn.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. Legally, you got them.

[A]

Well, yeah. We have an urn in my house with my granny and my daddy in it. And sometimes I just pick some of that, just, like, put it on my face. Wow. To keep them close to me.

[B]

That's cute. Wearing them at all time. A very popular YouTuber, Rosanna Pansino, just recently smoked her dad. Did you see that?

[A]

No. No. You know, I thought about smoking my daddy once or twice, but I mean, like, when he's alive, like, smoking him with a gun. Because he used to be, like, very mean to me, but, oh, God took care of him as he should.

[B]

That's the lesson, is let God take care of everybody. We don't have to be starting fights or, like, being violent. God takes care of it.

[A]

Exactly. God heals all. And Tom heals all, actually.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So with time, my daddy passed away as he should have.

[B]

Maybe he's in a better place.

[A]

Nope. He's in hell. Burning in hell with the rest of the sinners. And I can't wait to laugh at him from heaven. But that's another story for another day.

[B]

I feel like you're less judgy these days.

[A]

You know, I try to be. Cause before in the beginning, people used to say that I was, like, trying to condemn people, and only God could do that, right? And I had to really take a step back and like. Like, reevaluate my approach on things. And I had to, you know, come in a different way. Because sometimes people can receive a message when you switch it around.

[B]

Oh, that's so true. Catch more flies with honey, honey.

[A]

Exactly, Ms. Honey. You see how it's all coming full circle.

[B]

That's why you're really succeeding in life. You're on the COVID of magazines and starring in purse campaigns. Where do you see yourself? What's the next big thing? Okay, you had Lil Nas X and Madonna. Where do you go up from there?

[A]

Working at McDonald's. It's my passion. I've always wanted to work. Just kidding.

[B]

I love a McDonald's. They're really. They're paying well now.

[A]

I do love McDonald's. There's something nostalgic about it. Cause, you know, they. There's just cheap meals there. Cause growing up poor, you can't really afford expensive stuff. Yeah, but I don't know about working there for me personally.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

If you do. To each his own.

[B]

We love a McDonald's. But who's like, I was in a cake Katy Perry music video this year, which I think has some more views than the music video you were in.

[A]

You think so?

[B]

I think it has a little more. So where do you think that you could go to get more views than Mike Video?

[A]

I think I could do a music video with Joel Osteen. Maybe I can twerk on him.

[B]

Hot take. I like Joel Olsteen. I think so.

[A]

You like money launderers?

[B]

Oh, well, I like. I like the power of positivity.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

But he did close his doors to the victims of Hurricane Katrina.

[A]

It wasn't Katrina. It was Harvey.

[B]

Harvey.

[A]

Yeah. I was there at that time, actually.

[B]

Actually. Wait, you're from there, aren't you?

[A]

No, I'm not from there.

[B]

Oh. Oh.

[A]

But the person inside of me is.

[B]

How many people are in there right now?

[A]

16.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay, well, happy to have you. But the other person is how you first from there. Have you. And you visited and how was the experience?

[A]

It was great, actually, because I loved giving back to the people who were, you know, homeless after the flood. Did you? Yep. I went to shelters and I fed them and stuff like that.

[B]

Oh, my gosh.

[A]

Felt like I was doing my mission to really sow the seed that God planted, you know?

[B]

So you were there for real at that time?

[A]

I was, yeah.

[B]

Oh, my God. Was it scary?

[A]

No, it wasn't scary at all. I'm not scared of nothing. The only fear I have is for Jesus.

[B]

That's the only person that instills God fearing. Aren't we all? So you were there and then was the Jolstein thing real when that happened?

[A]

You know, it was real because I was there as well.

[B]

Did you go to the church?

[A]

And I'm the one who advised him not to let those colored folk in because they steal. And he had the money in the walls and they knew. So. So what it was was I had to protect the money by telling him not to let them in. He was like, no, but I'm gonna get a little bit of backlash from it. I said that' Fine. It's worse if you get the backlash from the money being gone.

[B]

So I think it's plenty of money, though, honestly.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Give it away. So blame you actually blame Terry Jo for not opening those doors.

[A]

Jesus.

[B]

No, you're going to. You're going to pin something on Jesus.

[A]

Your favorite person said me, and I'm the one who said it. So inadvertently. He's the one who said it, too.

[B]

My gosh, what lore you have. I didn't know you were there for the.

[A]

I was. Yeah.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

I'm almost everywhere at all times, to be honest. Like, God is right.

[B]

You're really a survivor.

[A]

Yeah. No. Yes, I'm a survivor.

[B]

Like the Reeve, McIntyre McIntyre or Destiny's Child.

[A]

There's a lot of go.

[B]

I'm a survivor.

[A]

That's the end.

[B]

Oh, wait. It's like. Is it a single mom?

[A]

A single mom who works two jobs, who loves the kids and never stops? With gentle hands in the heart of a fighter. I'm a survivor. You see how I held the note longer?

[B]

I could actually hold it longer than you can. Let's do another song.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

What can we sing that has a really. You don't know any songs from Wicked?

[A]

No, I don't.

[B]

First of all, I'm actually impressed that you know, like, every lyric. You're so good at it. Like my song, that song. You're really good at it.

[A]

I do. I'm really good at lyrics.

[B]

So what's another song that, like, has a. Cause I really want to do, like, a singing competition with you right now.

[A]

I have no clue. I can't think of one right now.

[B]

Cause the Destiny Child survivor doesn't have notes to hang out onto. That one was like. Okay, let's see. How about the only one I can.

[A]

Think of right now is We Belong Together by Mariah Carey.

[B]

Love it. I know it.

[A]

I don't know the part whether she.

[B]

Holds it on, you know, Time's getting rough. Who's gonna be the tune? The sun comes up who's gonna take your place? There ain't nobody better oh, baby, baby, we belong together Baby, when you love to falls apart of me it's so hard to believe Come back, baby, please. Cause we belong together Baby, we stopped. That was good, though.

[A]

You know what? You cheated. Cause you didn't tell me which part we're gonna stop at. And I saw you take a deep breath before you did. And I still wonder. You see, that's what the devil did.

[B]

That was good lung capacity.

[A]

Yeah, well, I don't smoke no more, so.

[B]

Well, Also, you probably spend a lot of time in the ocean. Alien.

[A]

I ain't no alien. And I.

[B]

How do you have such good lung capacity then?

[A]

Well, cause I use my breath to speak about God. That's why I got the heart. The lungs are still when it come to Jesus.

[B]

You really do.

[A]

I'm out of breath right now.

[B]

Actually we're I think the last two remaining big girls on social media. Everyone's on that Ozempic now.

[A]

Big. Wait, wait, wait. What?

[B]

What?

[A]

Huh?

[B]

Thick girls are. We're thick?

[A]

I would like to say curvy.

[B]

Okay. Yeah, we're the last two remaining. Not size 0 girls on social media. So what do you think about that?

[A]

Ozempic is the devil too. Because people are injecting that devil juice inside of them and you can see they're withering away. Yeah, just wasting away. Losing all that good fat that God created.

[B]

Cause one day, if the apocalypse happens and we don't have any food, we're all gonna start eating each other.

[A]

Guess what? Exactly.

[B]

We're gonna survive. Cause we could eat ourselves.

[A]

Unless they come for us first. Cause we're the biggest one.

[B]

Oh, they gotta get us on that pig roast first. You know what I mean? Try to catch me under a fire.

[A]

You know what? I might just let them do it. Cause I ain't been touched in a while. I'm just kidding.

[B]

That's the first time. Yeah, well just get a little.

[A]

I'm gonna survive that anyways. Because that's gonna be when God comes down. He's taking the Christians with him before the war happened.

[B]

Gosh, what is that called? We always talk about this. It's like not the Rapture.

[A]

The Rapture.

[B]

The Rapture.

[A]

How I know things about Christmas that you don't.

[B]

There's no song about the Rapture.

[A]

The Rapture, right.

[B]

Should we make up one right now?

[A]

Let's do it.

[B]

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[A]

Oh, rock. I'm just kidding.

[B]

Okay. No, the Rapture.

[A]

That would actually be a good rock song. That's not like rapture.

[B]

Sounds like a rapture. Are you sure about that? Rapture. But I'm fat. It's the rapture for the skinny people. The rapture. I'm in a steeple.

[A]

Rapture. I'm not as fat as her. Rapture. I'm a Christian too.

[B]

Rapture.

[A]

And I don't know what to say. Rapture.

[B]

Take me away. Oh, no.

[A]

Yeah, take me away too.

[B]

That was good. The Rapture song was good. I do think we have a gift for being musically talented.

[A]

Yeah. Well, that's Just God given. Everything about me is about God. When do I get the praise? I'm just kidding, Terry.

[B]

Joking. I give you all the praise because as much as you give credit to God, and He did create you, and I think you're beautiful and perfect in his image. I do think Terry Jo has really captivated the world. Like, you are the it girl of this year.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

And I think it has to do with your love for God, your talent, But I also think just the fact that, yeah, we're not on that Ozempic juice, I think it's like making everyone turn into the same kind of clone of each other.

[A]

That's how it diminishes your brain, too. That's what people don't know when they started. It makes your brain wither away, too. Your brain is skinny, too. Frontal lobe as well. And that's your third eye.

[B]

I actually have heard that when I ask people about it, they're like, no, your brain is rewired so you're not hungry.

[A]

Exactly, exactly.

[B]

And I was like, it goes to.

[A]

Your brain because it gets skinnier and skinnier. Yep.

[B]

Sure is no shade to skinny people, by the way, if you're skinny, we love it.

[A]

Absolutely not. Yeah, I'm skinny. Too skinny. I got a bit more curve.

[B]

I love. I just love us.

[A]

Thank you. I love me saying thank you. I love us, too.

[B]

I think we could also. Let's see, for music, we have a Rapture song. Do you ever see yourself going to Broadway? Being in a musical, starring in a movie?

[A]

You know, I thought so before. There's a lot of homosexuals scurrying around the Broadway community.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

So that leads me to believe that that's of the devil. So I don't think I could ever go into that plane.

[B]

I just think they're. That's your fan base.

[A]

You. I. It is.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It is my fan.

[B]

So embrace.

[A]

But for a different reason, though. Because they're following me. Because. Because I'm what they want to be. A woman. A woman. A Christian with love and light in her heart. They got. They're the opposite. So there's, like, opposites attract. That's what it is.

[B]

We only love gays here. That's all that.

[A]

Well, I don't know about. We.

[B]

We. We're gonna be at Pride next year, me and Terry Jo, singing our Rapture song.

[A]

If you see me at Pride, I will have a pitchfork in my hand.

[B]

Stop it. You love it.

[A]

And the torch and the.

[B]

You get down. That's what people say when they're scared of something. But I know that you're gonna be there, you're gonna get down.

[A]

I ain't scared of nothing.

[B]

How's your love life?

[A]

My love life? I don't really have one, per se, to be honest with you. I tried to date. I was dating this young man named Jebediah, and he ended up. I ended up finding him on Grindr, so that was heartbreaking. Amish.

[B]

Jebediah. Sounds Amish.

[A]

He did come from an Amish family. Family. But he broke through that and came to the Christian side of things.

[B]

How crazy. And that's what you're gonna name your baby?

[A]

It is coincidence, you know, I just think that's a cute name, that's all.

[B]

You met him, you're like, this is my future baby's name.

[A]

It's cute. And it's in the Bible.

[B]

So what did Jebediah do in the Bible?

[A]

Jebediah was a sheep herder who led Jesus, actually, to the house of Gaga.

[B]

Gaga was not in the Bible.

[A]

No, she was.

[B]

Wow. She's been around for a long time.

[A]

She was in the Bible. She's a vampire, you know. You ever seen American Horror Story?

[B]

No. I'm surprised you have. That sounds demonic.

[A]

No, I never seen it. But I know the lore of vampires that were in the Bible.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Stephanie Germanotta is actually a vampire that Jesus had had slayed. But the devil brought her back up to be a pop star.

[B]

Kind of iconic. What?

[A]

It is kind of like you.

[B]

No. Vampire turned icons.

[A]

No, I did come across a few vampires, but.

[B]

And did you slay them like Buffy?

[A]

Yeah, I did slay one, actually.

[B]

On accident, Just by serving looks. That's how you slayed?

[A]

You know, they're actually allergic to silver. Not allergic, but that kills them. And I happen to be on my period, and I have a high mercury count in my blood. So I had squirted a little purity blood on him, and it just, like, he exploded. It was crazy. Wow.

[B]

You eat a lot of sushi.

[A]

I don't, actually.

[B]

Where's the mercury come from?

[A]

It's just within me. I got silver in my veins.

[B]

He had some chemical reaction, but. You should be in a Ryan Murphy show. Have you ever thought about that?

[A]

He was a homosexual, so, no, I don't.

[B]

But you know about American Horror Stories, you obviously watch.

[A]

I don't watch. Watch. No. I just know what I should be not watching, so I know things.

[B]

Right.

[A]

But I never.

[B]

You didn't watch the Menendez Brothers show?

[A]

Nope, never.

[B]

So what do you watch?

[A]

I watch the Christian Channel. I watch people preach about Jesus like Joel Osteen did.

[B]

You really do love Joel. He doesn't anymore.

[A]

No, not anymore. Not after his debacle.

[B]

Really? I think so.

[A]

I don't know if he's still does.

[B]

Oh, my God. Is Lakewood Church still around?

[A]

I think he's listening right now.

[B]

Quiet. Joel comes together my mouth. Maybe he should open the doors, but I'm gonna blame you for that.

[A]

I don't know much about him either, but that's, you know, because I'm not from Houston, so that's just not. I don't know. The black.

[B]

Your other friend.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Who couldn't make it today. Thank God.

[A]

Hate him.

[B]

Why?

[A]

I don't know. There's just something about a plus size man that reminds me of Biggie Small. And I don't like rap because that's of the devil too, so I don't. I don't watch that either.

[B]

Can you do a couple bars of anything for us?

[A]

Couple bars? You know, I stopped doing bar. I'm just kidding.

[B]

The only bars I do is candy. I love a Kit Kat.

[A]

I actually hate candy.

[B]

Because.

[A]

Because growing up, I used to eat a lot of it and I had cavities everywhere. They had to take all my teeth out. These are dentures. I could take them out for you. I wish I actually could.

[B]

Can I tell you, I went for real yesterday at the dentist? Nine cavities.

[A]

Nine cavities I haven't caught in 15 years. I went yesterday.

[B]

The same time I went.

[A]

Yeah, I was probably there, actually. Which? This. Well, I don't tell.

[B]

Okay. Okay. Did you actually go yesterday?

[A]

No, I didn't actually. I was joking with.

[B]

You just lied.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Broken one of the commandments.

[A]

No, no, no, no, no. It wasn't a lot. It was a story. Okay.

[B]

It was a cute joke.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I never lie.

[B]

Your teeth are beautiful. But I do have the cavities too.

[A]

Yeah, well, I don't eat candy anymore, so I don't have cavities now.

[B]

Okay. What do you eat for at Christmas time besides the ham?

[A]

I don't do nothing for that, man.

[B]

Okay. What about Jesus?

[A]

What I eat for Christmas is communion, okay? I eat the body of Christ and.

[B]

A little myrrh, maybe drink, huh? Myrrh.

[A]

What's that?

[B]

Frankincense. The gifts brought to Jesus on his birthday.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Love to consume it. What was the third? He got myrrh, frankincense and Banana Republic.

[A]

I think that's what it was. Yeah.

[B]

He models for them next year.

[A]

Well, I wouldn't put it past they copyright. He's got the body for it.

[B]

Jesus.

[A]

Yeah, he's quite fit. I've seen him on Separation.

[B]

Definitely was not on Ozempic back then. I don't think that was a thing.

[A]

That was his natural box. The natural musk of a man too. Every time he. Huh.

[B]

Have you seen Sabrina Carpenter? Was recently in la. Did you go see her tour?

[A]

No, I did not know.

[B]

She did wear a shirt that said Jesus was a carpenter. So do you think she was a fan of Jesus or trying to claim him as one of her family members?

[A]

What it is, is I think she's a and then.

[B]

But so is Mary Magdalene.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

And Jesus loved her.

[A]

He didn't love her.

[B]

He was hanging around her.

[A]

Well, he loved her as in like he was like. He loves everyone.

[B]

Right.

[A]

But he did not like her lifestyle. That's the difference.

[B]

Didn't approve of it.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

So they did a movie about Jesus life. Sabrina Carpenter could play Mary Magdalene. Maybe.

[A]

Well, she's a bit stumpy, so I don't think so. Mary Magdalene was tall and statuesque.

[B]

More like you could play.

[A]

Yes. I couldn't play her though. Cause I would never stoop so low. But yeah, I'm thinking someone more like Demi Moore.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Someone a bit more aged.

[B]

Very much like. What was the movie she just did? Demi Moore, where there's like a substance. You love it?

[A]

I've never seen it.

[B]

How did you know it?

[A]

I'm telling you, I have to like keep up with the world around and see what the world is doing so I can condemn it if I need to.

[B]

And do you think the substance, having not seen it, is demonic or Jesus.

[A]

Approved it is demonic. Cause it's talking about body snatching and stuff like that, and that's nothing else.

[B]

Body snatching?

[A]

Yeah. Yes.

[B]

Like snatched body or like taking a body?

[A]

Both, actually. It's the same. And the premise of the movie is you recreating yourself as a younger, hotter version of yourself. But then if you watch the movie, the younger, hotter version comes out of you, out of your back. And then it sews you back up.

[B]

Who, I think. Who would come out of your back? Maybe Sabrina Carpenter.

[A]

No, I think someone like Oprah Winfrey.

[B]

That's the younger, hotter version of Derry Jo. I knew you were older than me. I knew it. I don't think your mom's alive.

[A]

No, no, no, no. I'm actually. I'm really 22, but Oprah's like 16 hotter is what I was saying. Maybe like Dolly Parton.

[B]

I'm thinking I could see that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Dolly coming out of you.

[A]

Blond, big boobs.

[B]

Yeah. You know her song Jesus and Gravity?

[A]

Nope, never heard it.

[B]

She's like, I got something lifting me up. Something that's holding me down. Something to give me knees and keep my feet up on the ground.

[A]

You know, actually, I never really listened to her music. Cause my mom was actually Jolene. Ah. Yeah. If you really wanna go back, back in time, my mama was Jolene. Talk about a person. She was a. Actually, she used to sell herself. And so did I, actually.

[B]

What?

[A]

Yep. When I was.

[B]

Oh, okay. Well, I don't know. Okay.

[A]

I did.

[B]

Well, we should probably talk to, like, a therapist about that for you. I don't know if I can help you with that. I'm so sorry.

[A]

No, I said I don't see a therapist. I found Jesus, period. Yeah.

[B]

Saves money.

[A]

Have you been a before?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. Sometimes you kind of have to.

[B]

I think it's okay. We go through that period.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

Because none of us are Jesus. Jesus. None of us are perfect.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

Try to be like he is. Without sin. Cast the first stone.

[A]

Exactly. But you can repent from those sins that you have committed. And that's what I have done. You have, too.

[B]

Yeah. Look at glowing today. We're just like, vibing. We're harmonizing. We're calling. We're just calling people demons these days. I mean, you said a couple crazy things, but we could always bleep some.

[A]

Never crazy. I never say crazy. It's the truth. Sometimes people can't hear the truth. That's what it is.

[B]

Can't handle the truth.

[A]

Yeah. Or hear it. Same thing.

[B]

Who is your favorite? Oh, well, Wicked or Gladiator. Did you see any of those?

[A]

Neither. I lived through Gladiator, though, actually.

[B]

Oh, as Goliath?

[A]

Yes, actually. Well, no. Cause I actually remember all my past lives. And I was there at the time of the Roman war, if that's what it's about.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And who did you fight?

[A]

Julius Caesar.

[B]

Period.

[A]

And you won out of it. Well, I lost.

[B]

That was a past life.

[A]

Did he die?

[B]

Well, you had to have died if it was a past life.

[A]

Well, I could have died later. I didn't have to die in the war.

[B]

The war. The gladiator war.

[A]

There was something. Spartans and stuff.

[B]

You weren't at the premiere for Gladiator.

[A]

Everyone wore gold.

[B]

Everybody was there.

[A]

It's too hard for me to relive it. I couldn't watch that movie.

[B]

You're like, it's too close to my past life.

[A]

Too Close to home.

[B]

Well, you are such an Internet icon.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

As am I. That's why you're here. And I feel like there's so many SNL Saturday watch, Saturday Night Live. I feel like they parody TikTok a lot and they do the scrolling through. They show, you know, beautiful Nara Smith, shout out Harry Daniels. But I've never seen them scroll past you. But I scroll past you every hour of the day. Why do you think SNL has not parodied you yet?

[A]

It's the same thing I was telling you in the beginning. It's. Sometimes people aren't ready to hear the word of Jesus, and so they probably never even seen it because I have to come to them. They have to come to their come to Jesus moment, and I have to make them come to that moment. So that's my fault, honestly, that I wasn't on there.

[B]

Who would you want to portray you on snl?

[A]

Probably Keenan. Just.

[B]

No, someone thin and blonde like Chloe Feynman.

[A]

I don't know. I don't know any other names, to be honest with you.

[B]

The only person you know on SNL is Keenan Thompson. He has been on like a long time. Like 30 years.

[A]

Well, I don't watch that show either because there's profanity and stuff like that. I don't do profanity.

[B]

Oh, that's nice. Yeah, you can bleep it. Get a. No, I think they censor it. Oh, no, it's live. You're right.

[A]

Yeah, I don't know about that one, but I know what it is.

[B]

Did you ever watch all that?

[A]

I did, actually, on accident once.

[B]

How'd you like it? With Jamie Lynn Spears, Kenan and Cal.

[A]

Jamie Lynn Spears?

[B]

Yeah. You don't remember that?

[A]

I don't remember.

[B]

Wow. Yeah. She was like the youngest cast member. She was like 8. And she swears she got it all by talent and nothing to do with being related to Britney Spears.

[A]

Yeah, well, actually, I'm second cousins with Britney Spears and J because they come from Louisiana. So do I.

[B]

Wait, you do? Where are you from in Louisiana?

[A]

Oh, it's a small town called Bon Tone.

[B]

Are there witches down there? Voodoo, anything like that?

[A]

Vampires, Werewolves? We got it all down.

[B]

Okay. Twilight.

[A]

Well, that's what. It's. What it's looking like because there's just everywhere. It's a whole lot of stuff going on down there.

[B]

Have you been on Taylor Lautner's podcast?

[A]

No, I have not.

[B]

He's a real werewolf from Twilight.

[A]

He ain't no real. He's an actor.

[B]

Clocked it.

[A]

That's a movie. I live my real life were actual werewolves.

[B]

What's the difference between real life werewolves and Twilight werewolves? Or movie ones?

[A]

The difference is the real life ones will actually eat you up. The real ones are actually actual threat. The actor just gets fat. Used to be hot and sexy. Gets fat and starts a podcast much like you. So maybe you were a werewolf or an actor in the past?

[B]

I wish I was Taylor Lautner.

[A]

That's a hard thing to wish.

[B]

Would you go on the podcast if they ask?

[A]

Um, yeah.

[B]

Is there any podcast you would say no to?

[A]

Maybe call her daddy.

[B]

Wow, why?

[A]

Because why would you call a woman daddy? Oh, that's. That's like homosexual activity.

[B]

I don't know. Play on words maybe.

[A]

I don't like it. It sounds like lesbianism to me and I couldn't do it.

[B]

Lesbians are having their moment right now and we love to see it.

[A]

I'm sure they are. And they will have their moment in hell too, one day.

[B]

We come out as lesbians together.

[A]

That will never happen.

[B]

You never know. The tension in the room is here. No, no, no.

[A]

I tried it once. I never do.

[B]

Not with me.

[A]

With my cousin. I did. Yeah, of course I did. That was when my daddy passed away. I was having a hard time. I came here to California, stayed with my cousin George for a little while. She happens to be a home only creator.

[B]

She was supposed to come today. Where's Georgia?

[A]

She had only stuff to do, I guess. I don't know. I haven't talked to her in a while. Ever since that thing happened with me and her. It's kind of awkward.

[B]

So no snl for you maybe?

[A]

Who knows? Have they asked you? No, they haven't. No. I don't think they ever will.

[B]

You are the TikTok icon. So seeing. Not seeing you on there is a little bit of a disgrace.

[A]

Oh, yeah? I don't know. You know, sometimes you just gotta wait for the right moment and it will come. It will.

[B]

Well, you're on paper magazine, so I don't think it could be.

[A]

And you said you've been on paper magazine. That happened a long time ago.

[B]

We did it or just.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Oh. Oh, yes.

[A]

It's my second time doing it.

[B]

Okay. Serve. You're like.

[A]

Actually, yeah, well, that's what I was like. Maybe that's why they didn't want me to take the shine away from the people in front of me, so they put me on a billboard because, you know.

[B]

What do you mean, a billboard?

[A]

Well, like, when does this come Out.

[B]

It'll come out after, I promise.

[A]

The spread is like, on a red carpet. It's like a literal, like, unfold. Like a foldable pen.

[B]

Oh. Like Vanity Fair when you have the long one. Okay.

[A]

And it's like a bunch of people on a red carpet and then there's like a billboard in the background.

[B]

You're on the billboard.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You're the only one.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. First of all, it's iconic. When you first were saying it, or like, they put me in the back, I was like, that's so weird. Like, background. But they put you, like, on a pedestal. They put you on the pedal.

[A]

Not in the front row with everyone else.

[B]

Did you have to, like, climb up there?

[A]

Not that they added me into it.

[B]

Wait, like. Oh, you're on the billboard?

[A]

Yes. Like, I'm like, on the billboard.

[B]

And what's it say?

[A]

I don't know. I think it's just a picture of me, actually.

[B]

And they're on a red carpet.

[A]

Yeah. And I'm looking down upon them, condemning them for all those that they're doing.

[B]

Wow. So that's pretty crazy because you went from a feature. I do remember this now Paper magazine where you had your own solo feature in a church to being in a billboard as an ensemble.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So you actually were like, okay, I'll just be a team player. I don't need to be the star anymore.

[A]

Be here to, like, look over at people like God does.

[B]

Yeah. Wow.

[A]

I really am God at this point.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But that's a blasphemous thing to say. And I would never say that.

[B]

We're here and work where.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, what? I don't know how.

[B]

Praise Jesus.

[A]

No.

[B]

Jesus loves the queers. He does.

[A]

He do.

[B]

Yeah. That's why the prides are so popular.

[A]

He loves the queers, but he doesn't, like we said, accept their lives.

[B]

No, he does.

[A]

He don't.

[B]

I know. I talk to him directly every single night. And I pray. And he says, you don't have to pray anymore. I got him.

[A]

Jesus sent me a lot this. And he told me that that's nasty. It's deceitful and stuff.

[B]

Well, I think you're talking to a version of Jesus, a facade. Because I talked to the real Jesus and he says, jesus look like the one in the pictures on the cross when you go to church.

[A]

Okay. Well, that's actually a perversion. That's what he told me. He said he don't even look like that. Mine's red. He got horns on his head.

[B]

That's the tabomy.

[A]

No, sweetie, you're wrong about that. If you don't know nothing about Jesus.

[B]

He has horns and he's red.

[A]

Yes, that's what he told me.

[B]

I'm gonna save you.

[A]

Save me from what?

[B]

Thank God that you're here. I can do a little Olympiano Huevo Olympia.

[A]

That sounds like witchcraft.

[B]

It's a little. It's a little bit cleansing. It's like an egg cleanse. Have you done it?

[A]

Yeah. That's witchcraft, sweetie. You see? You don't know nothing about Jesus.

[B]

An egg came from the chicken.

[A]

Yes, but that's like embryo is what's the symbol of life. And you're gonna rub that over me and say words. That's witchcraft.

[B]

No, it's gonna take the negative energy away from you. And you just talk to the devil.

[A]

What about that baby yolk? You got to give all that. You see what I'm saying? She don't even love the babies.

[B]

I love the yolks. I love the yol.

[A]

Don't love the baby. She don't love the kids.

[B]

Have you heard the song Devil Went down to Georgia?

[A]

Yep. But it's a. It's wrong though, actually. The devil actually went down on Georgia. That's what you. No, I didn't write that one. The God God.

[B]

Yet our God is an awesome God.

[A]

He is.

[B]

Did you ever see the movie God's not Dead?

[A]

I did, yes.

[B]

What did you think of it?

[A]

I loved it. Such a good movie.

[B]

What was your favorite part?

[A]

My favorite part was when God wasn't dead. Cuz he lives with on. He lives within us. So do you know the song? Yes.

[B]

Ready?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

God, he's truly alive. He's living.

[A]

Did you know it? Oh, wait.

[B]

That was so good.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

I know you didn't know, but I feel like you thought it so good.

[A]

I knew it was. I love that song. It's my favorite song.

[B]

Dean Kane is in it. Kevin Sorbo.

[A]

Yep. Love.

[B]

Do you know any of them?

[A]

I love anybody who plays in a Christian movie.

[B]

Well, they're kind of controversial because it was a Christian movie, but they're a little too hardcore Christians. I think they judge. Judge people more than they accept.

[A]

Well, duh, you kind of have to.

[B]

That's part of it.

[A]

That's the only way you can beat the word of Jesus into someone's brain.

[B]

Well, don't listen to this Christian right here. She's talking to the devil. Listen to this Christian. We accept everybody. And any Christian who judges you is no Christian at all.

[A]

Don't accept It.

[B]

I accept you just the way you are.

[A]

I wish you would. Because I'm a Christian. Why wouldn't you accept me? Ain't no reason not to.

[B]

I accept you. Okay.

[A]

Even though I think that you can lose a few pounds, I think that you can.

[B]

Is that big for Christmas?

[A]

No, no, no, no. We already talked. That's the devil.

[B]

Oh, little wing ringworm, right?

[A]

You know, eat rotten.

[B]

Can't.

[A]

How.

[B]

What? Well, I love bread and cheese.

[A]

I love it, too. But I'll tell you how you do it. How do you do it every time you feel like overeating? Cause you know that's a sin. That's glutton.

[B]

I don't think there's a real sin. Seven Deadly Sins.

[A]

Seven Deadly Sins, Right.

[B]

Are those real sins? Those are not the commandments like thou shall not kill your neighbor.

[A]

No. Glutton is in the commandments, ain't it?

[B]

No, there's no glutton in the commandments.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

No, the seven deadly sins, are made up sins.

[A]

The seven deadly sins is an anime TV show.

[B]

Seven deadly sins is a movie starring Brad Pitt.

[A]

The seven deadly sins is what I'm about to commit to eat. Rod.

[B]

Seven Deadly Sins is America's Next top Model. Do you remember when they all like. You ever see that? Where they posed as a Seven Deadly Sim.

[A]

No, I don't watch that film. No, I never seen it.

[B]

You don't like Tyra Banks? Wow. Okay.

[A]

She's an alien, actually.

[B]

Period.

[A]

She's the devil. You ever seen her forehead? Ain't nothing. God.

[B]

First of all, I have a big forehead, actually. Oh, yeah?

[A]

Not as big as hers, though. You just have a receding hairline. That's different. That's about age.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Your hairline's perfect.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

I love it.

[A]

My daddy's Italian, that's why.

[B]

Oh, we find out so much more about you every day.

[A]

He's Italian. Mama's Swedish.

[B]

Oh, like a model. Like a Swedish model. That's why you are Seven Deadly Sins. Mine is gluttony. What is yours?

[A]

I don't really commit sins, but if I had to pick one, I would have to say lion lying. That I love homosexuals.

[B]

I think. I think that's a lying that. Oh, I think that's a commandment. A semidetly. S. No, I think they're like gluttony. Rat, vanity. Oot, sloth.

[A]

Ootsloth.

[B]

Sloth. Oopsloth.

[A]

What's that?

[B]

Laziness.

[A]

Oh, well, no, I don't do any of those things. I don't think personally I don't think so.

[B]

Okay. I love it. So you are perfect.

[A]

I am in God's eyes, Yes. I am perfect.

[B]

So Christmas is coming up?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

What is on Terry Jo's Christmas list?

[A]

To read the word of homosexuality and all besides that. Oh, if you're talking about materialistic, I would say a new bible. I've been wanting a new bible for the last six years but I can't afford to get one cuz I want the.

[B]

The pre.

[A]

Pre. Pre testament. Cuz I got the pre pre testment right now.

[B]

First edition.

[A]

Yeah, I want the pre. Old pre test.

[B]

Where do you find it?

[A]

You know you can only get it from the Vatican.

[B]

You gotta go to Italy to go see your ancestors.

[A]

And I don't like to step foot outside of America. So I'd have to get someone to go get it for me.

[B]

I thought your family's from Italy.

[A]

They are, but I'm not. I'm a red blooded American and I love this soil. I would never leave it.

[B]

Can you say something in Italian?

[A]

Pizza, pasta, mozzarella.

[B]

Wait, that's actually so good.

[A]

Yeah. You're accent.

[B]

Yeah. Let's hear another accent from you.

[A]

Like what?

[B]

Well you do a southern accent very beautifully.

[A]

Well that's just my normal voice.

[B]

Can you do my accent?

[A]

Like what? Like this.

[B]

Wait, it sounds like I'm talking to myself.

[A]

It sounds like I'm talking to myself. I kind of actually I could never gasp for some reason. I think there's something in my throat.

[B]

What do you think the lung capacity is hindering your throat?

[A]

Yeah, I think that's what it is. Yeah. Because I use my voice a lot to speak about Jesus. I think that's what it is.

[B]

You sounded really good. Like you could go into like voice acting or something like that.

[A]

Maybe, I don't know, maybe that's already in the work. I'm just kidding.

[B]

You do a Terry Jo movie starring yourself?

[A]

It's actually in the works actually.

[B]

What's it called?

[A]

There's no name yet. I'm not even sure I can say that actually. I don't even know ones. But there is a movie in the works currently.

[B]

Your the life. Your life movie would be called Terry Jo.

[A]

Just that.

[B]

Okay. You have to. Have you worked with little Nas X? A couple times. So maybe little Nas X would be in it. Maybe Madonna like to be exercised. Yeah. Like who would be in your movie?

[A]

I'm thinking Jojo Siwa. I really want to lay hands on her. I do, I do.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

She's got a gay Demon inside of her that needs to come on.

[B]

Oh, it's not bad.

[A]

I think it.

[B]

I think she's just maybe a little trolly, but I think she's. It's just the makeup. I think that you thought maybe made her look like a demon.

[A]

This is what's inside of her here.

[B]

Because she said she was a bad girl.

[A]

Nope. A lesbian. That's exactly the demon. That's the demon inside of her telling her that she needs to. That she needs to be with a woman. That's not okay.

[B]

We. It is okay. We love Jojo. Let's give a straight person that should be exercised.

[A]

John Travolta.

[B]

Why John Travolta?

[A]

Cause he ain't straight.

[B]

Give me a straight.

[A]

Let me think. A straight one.

[B]

I'm dead. Oh, my God. Wait, my belly's out. Hold on.

[A]

Maybe you. You could use some exercise. You could use lots of exercise.

[B]

Actually, I get extras. I haven't gotten any exercise yet, but I know my biggest fear is. Well, I don't even want to say the fair, because once you say it, you, like, speak it into existence. I feel like I just want to live forever. To be, like, 100 years old.

[A]

Well, that's a vampire, sweetie.

[B]

Now what am I. It keeps opening. Oh, my God, my bones.

[A]

That's the demons that you have in your home. They're trying to touch on you. You said Jojo, see why your clothes come off instantly?

[B]

Just, like, ripped it off.

[A]

That's a lesbian demon for you.

[B]

Wait, we were going somewhere. Where were we going? Oh, the vampire. I did have a vampire in my house one time. I told the story online. Who? It was just a vampire. I don't think names. It was taking all my tampons, and it was a real, real vampire. For real.

[A]

That was your husband, sweetie.

[B]

My husband takes my tampons. No, but they were, like, bloodied and.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Well, it may have been before you met him, but it wasn't before he met.

[B]

Oh, you think he was, like, in my house, like, following me?

[A]

Actually, that's. What. If you actually found that out, that would be, like, terrifying that he's, like.

[B]

100 years old or 300 years old.

[A]

And he's just following you everywhere you go?

[B]

I guess that's how you have to meet people. How else? On the apps.

[A]

True. I only have one app, and that's Christian Mango.

[B]

You are not on Christian Mingle.

[A]

I am on Christian Mingle. If you want to date me, you can find me there.

[B]

What kind of guys have you met on there?

[A]

Gay ones. Well, that's what it seems like. I've dated. I've been dating a couple men. They all turn out to be homosexuals. I don't know. What about me makes them like me.

[B]

I ain't fabulous.

[A]

Yeah, probably. They love fabulous women with nice hair and a beautiful skin.

[B]

Do you know that song Fabulous by Sharpay Evans?

[A]

I do, actually.

[B]

Ready? A trip to the pool A dip in the spa with the old oh.

[A]

And with the new Goodbye, skies of.

[B]

Gray hello, skies of blue Dip in.

[A]

The A trip to the spa and the shades and the shades the whole world according to moi Excuse me.

[B]

That was so good. Let's do the chorus now. I want fabulous that is my simple request all things fabulous Bigger and better and best need something exciting to help me get along I need a little fabulous Is that so wrong? Wait, how are you so good at knowing every song and every lyric for real?

[A]

I just have a photographic memory.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

And growing up with my cousin Georgia, she would love to watch that vile.

[B]

Stuff, High School Musical.

[A]

Yeah. It sticks into my brain.

[B]

That's amazing. Yeah, you really could be a performer. I really would love to see a movie or bus on your life if you can write.

[A]

No, I can't write, actually. I just learned to read, like, four months ago. The only thing I could read is the Bible. I thought I had it with me. I don't have it with me.

[B]

Where is it?

[A]

It's in my car outside.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It's never too late to start a journey. Reading, writing.

[A]

Well, I learned to read, but I don't know about writing. Writing is kind of hard because I got arthritis, okay? Yeah. So it's kind of hard for me.

[B]

But you're good at arithmetic. You've got that math half down.

[A]

I do have arithmetic. I dance, I do a little jig.

[B]

My dance, a little jig. Are you Irish?

[A]

No. I'm actually a bit Irish. I did 23andMe and it came back Irish, Swedish, Italian.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

And German.

[B]

Oh, wow. Okay. I don't know any German.

[A]

I do shiza.

[B]

Is that a good word?

[A]

It means okay.

[B]

That's not bad. I can't do anything offensive.

[A]

No, no, no. Is Heidi Klune Swedish?

[B]

She's German. She does German's Next Top Model.

[A]

Does she?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I don't know anything about that.

[B]

I think you could host Top Model. You could do, like, Drag Race. Have you ever been on there?

[A]

No, but I would love to go on there and condemn homosexuals. That's one of my love, my life's goals.

[B]

Honestly, we don't know Their sexuality?

[A]

We do. There are men who dress up like women. That's just sick.

[B]

Could you go on there? Could Terry Jo compete?

[A]

Oh, I don't think so. Now they only let me in on there.

[B]

I don't think so. I think every gender has been on there.

[A]

Oh, you know what? They have let transgender women on there, so maybe.

[B]

I think they've let. Yeah, I think they let everybody.

[A]

Yeah. So I think you maybe like a drag king thing, but I wouldn't do that either. Cuz that's just. What would you stress in Ain't right.

[B]

Who would you cross dress at as Jesus? Has anyone done that on Drag Race? A little Jesus moment be probably too.

[A]

A little blasphemy.

[B]

Would you go in the loincloth?

[A]

I would, yes, But I would make it sexy. So I had like a little midriff showing.

[B]

I love that.

[A]

Sexy for Jesus.

[B]

I love that so much. And then. Do you have any plans this holiday season? Christmas? Are you going back home to Louisiana, staying out here?

[A]

Yes. The second this is over. My flight to Louisiana is right after this because I got to go back home. I got church to.

[B]

What's the word to attend?

[A]

Yes, I have church to attend.

[B]

Oh, and you're going to do the preaching as we started this podcast. You started with a prayer?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Who do you think is more demonic? Elves? Santa Claus or reindeers or Frosty?

[A]

Um, I would say Santa Claus because he is fat. And like we said, gluttony is a sin. Exactly. Fat people ill. That's what I say. But people tend to get upset by it, so I guess I just keep my mouth shut.

[B]

Where would you like to give back in your life more?

[A]

Um, you know, I think that I could be more open minded and giving back to the colored community. It's me saying it, not you. It's fine.

[B]

I'd put a parody satire.

[A]

Only because I do like pre. I have a prejudice sometimes of certain people. You know, I like to have my things stolen. So I like to steer clear. However, I think that I can let that prejudice go for the holiday season.

[B]

I love that. Accepting everyone.

[A]

Exactly. Exactly as Jesus would do.

[B]

I love it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

If you were in a lifetime holiday movie, have you watched those where like, you know, you go back to a small town, let's say Terry Jo, right? You're living the LA lifestyle. You go back to your small town in Louisiana. You meet Hot Frosty. That's the name of a new Lifetime movie that's out there. It's called Hot Frosty. It's a snowman who becomes a hot man. What is your fantasy world? You go back to Louisiana on Christmas. What is your Christmas fantasy look like? Like a Jacuzzi of hot cocoa with marshmallows. Hot, Frosty.

[A]

Mine looks like the exact replica of the manger where Jesus was born in.

[B]

And you're laying in it.

[A]

And I'm present for the birth. Yes, for the birth of Jesus. That's what I would love to be the presence for. That's my ultimate, you know, Christmas mirror. I could be there.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

To witness something like that.

[B]

That's your Lifetime movie is going back in time?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

And then. Are you singing Away in the Manger?

[A]

No, I don't really like that song.

[B]

What's your manger song of choice?

[A]

Dropping love for Jesus.

[B]

Let's hear it.

[A]

Oh, drop in love for Jesus Hey. Sounds like keep the Lord in mind when you dirty wine Drop it, drop it for Jesus oh, drop it for Jesus in the club I'm just kidding.

[B]

Get low, get low. Yeah, I like it.

[A]

Sometimes you could do unholy things, but in the name of Jesus and it just cancels out.

[B]

Isn't that crazy how that is? Forgiveness. How forgiveness works, according to like, Christianity and Catholics. It's like you do something bad the night before and then you go to church on Sunday and be like, forgive me. And they're like, you're forgiven.

[A]

Unless. Yes. Unless you're a sodomite. That's unforgivable.

[B]

There's. Everyone has those holes for a reason. And who gave us those holes? The man himself thought he did, but.

[A]

He didn't say the man.

[B]

Use them how you want your body, your choice. Use those.

[A]

God's truth.

[B]

Stop it. Let's do something holy. Of course. Okay. Favorite Christmas song that has to do with Jesus.

[A]

I love you, Jesus.

[B]

That's not a Christmas song.

[A]

Well, I wrote it during Christmas, so it is a Christmas song song.

[B]

But Immaculate conception.

[A]

Jesus, take the wheel.

[B]

I don't know if that's a Christmas song.

[A]

Well, she was on her way to her parents house in the. In the song for Christmas.

[B]

How do you know it's for Christmas? She was driving last Friday on her way to Cincinnati on a snow white Christmas Eve period. Wow. How did you remember that?

[A]

Well, I love that song. It's one of my favorite songs.

[B]

Jesus, take the wheel Take it from my.

[A]

Did we sing this last time?

[B]

No.

[A]

Cause I can't do this on my own.

[B]

I.

[A]

So give me one more chance to save me from this road I'm alone From this road I'm on Jesus, take the wheel.

[B]

I won. I won, period.

[A]

Well, that's cause I had the spirit of Jesus trying to come out of me, so I had to.

[B]

Sounds like a demon coming out of you. I don't know if you're exorcise demons.

[A]

No demons over here.

[B]

We've exorcised them all the way. We've banished them. The Taylor Lautners. The aliens. Oh, no. Who's calling?

[A]

Jesus. Actually, Jesus is on the main line.

[B]

Hello? You ignored.

[A]

I did. I didn't ignore him. What I did was defer him from talking to me in front of company.

[B]

Because he knows I'd call him out because the fake Jesus.

[A]

No, that ain't the fake Jesus. Real.

[B]

So let's do our little outro. We started with a prayer. Let's end in a prayer. A little solitude. How would you end your services? Give us a little free for all the people who can't make it to church on Christmas. Christmas. Let's do a Christmas holiday prayer.

[A]

If everyone could bother his, that would be perfectly great. Lord Jesus in heaven, we pray that in this spirit of giving and Christmas time that you are with us and you are with the credit cards and debit cards of all the people out there who are willing to spend their last on their children. Lord Jesus, we hope that you guide their car up that snowy hill and down it into the bank because they're celebrating the holiday. That ain't got to do with you. Lord Jesus. Lord Jesus. We.

[B]

Stay home this holiday season. Don't get in the car.

[A]

Don't do it. Because it ain't right. If you're going somewhere, go to church. That's how you celebrate Christmas. The best Christmas gift is the gift of God.

[B]

And it's free.

[A]

And it's free. You don't even have to break the bank.

[B]

Sounds like an advertisement sponsored by God. Well, yes, period. We love you guys. Ms. Terry Jo. This was good. I feel good. I feel positive. Enlightened is the world enlightened. Full of holiday cheer.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

And until next year, we'll see what Terry Jo does next. The movie music video vixen on the billboard cover of magazines. The unstoppable, the incomparable Kerry Jo.

[A]

Period is what. I'm all right. Do you have any tampons?

[B]

I do. I have a Super Plus. You want a Super Plus? The orange kind?

[A]

Yes, I need it.