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Jimmy Failla
Foreign.
Kennedy
So, Jimmy.
Jimmy Failla
Yes.
Kennedy
We are hearing rumors that Joey Chestnut is back. Is that true? What can you tell us?
Jimmy Failla
This is the biggest announcement since Michael Jordan famously wrote, I'm back. He came back to the league via facts, which is the same way Joe Biden resigned, by the way. Do you remember that? It was a fax. It was a sign. He's like, I'm out of here. You know what I'm saying? Getting too old, you know, that whole thing. But Joey Chestnut is allegedly back, and I think that matters.
Kennedy
Yeah.
Jimmy Failla
Okay. This is in the.
Kennedy
We watch the contest every year. We've never been to Coney island for the contest.
Jimmy Failla
No, it is.
Kennedy
It is must see viewing for the entire.
Jimmy Failla
Yes.
Kennedy
Delia family.
Jimmy Failla
And if you're watching around the world, not just for the contest, but for Coney island itself, you haven't lived until you've swam with a fish with gold teeth. I mean, that is something every family should experience.
Kennedy
Barracuda.
Jimmy Failla
Yeah. Until you've been robbed by a fish, you have not experienced the summer beach in New York. But stick with me here. It does matter, because the fabric of America, when you talk about the 4th of July, there are things that come up every year, like who won the hot dog contest? And for this generation, it's probably been 15 years of us being like, chestnut. 885 or 52, whatever the number was. So the fact that we get that back into the parlance does give this 4th of July a rejuvenating vibe.
Kennedy
I agree. I'm fine with it. Jim.
Jimmy Failla
Amen.
Kennedy
I'm excited.
Jimmy Failla
I'm fine.
Kennedy
It wasn't the same without him. I don't know why he went vegan.
Jimmy Failla
What? I want to know. Because they say there's a tactic. Do they wet the buns?
Kennedy
You got to wet the buns.
Jimmy Failla
Which really sounds like a euphemism, but stick with me.
Kennedy
Oh, I thought you were talking about your only fans. Paige. I didn't know we were still talking.
Jimmy Failla
About the hot dog. I'm only fans. I'm too chubby. I have an only foods. It's just fat chicks that watch me eat the buns. Yeah, the buns get involved, but the point is, they say there is a technique, which is they're either wetting the buns or they say they. This also lends itself to this pun. But they grease their esophagus. Did you hear that? No, I really did hear that. That might be the tactic to make.
Kennedy
It go down something.
Jimmy Failla
They can make it go down smoother.
Kennedy
Mortals cannot do it. I mean, it's got to be position. There has to be no friction. There's got to be some viscosity. We're going to be honest about things.
Jimmy Failla
I love this. It's halfway analysis. Halfway a first date in prison. But it works. But it works. I mean, what would the Fourth of July be? There are plenty of people doing time right now. Yeah, but I love that he's back.
Kennedy
Every hot dog eating contest is really a roadmap for being gay for this day.
Jimmy Failla
I mean, Joey Chestnut does sound like a nickname a guy would have in that season of the Sopranos where they rode around New Hampshire on Harley's and did stuff to each other in hot sheets motels.
Kennedy
Yeah. And ate Johnny Cakes.
Jimmy Failla
Yeah. Johnny Cakes and Joey Chestnuts. Because that is not the most imposing mafia. You know what I mean?
Kennedy
Why don't you nut on my chest, Joey?
Jimmy Failla
Yeah. If you hear Bobby the shark is outside, you're concerned. But Joey the Chestnut doesn't bother you? No. That's why he was wise to go into competitive eating, and I'm excited to have him back. Yeah, and I love that competitive eating went so viral that it spawned off other leagues and stuff.
Kennedy
So. Have you ever entered a competitive eating contest?
Jimmy Failla
No, but I've lived my whole life like I have.
Kennedy
Don't go anywhere more. Kennedy Saves the world right after this.
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Kennedy
I mean, just based on your infamous McDonald's order.
Jimmy Failla
It's a true story. It should be told every year on the Fourth of July. Two years ago, I was in the middle of my vacation when I was summoned back to host the Fourth of July on the Plaza. Like, you gotta. The way this works is there's no, like, I don't know if I can make it. That's not how. It's just, hey, you're doing the Fourth of July. We'll see you Thursday. So I'm like, okay. Will you be needing any oral sex while I'm. You know, I don't. You just gotta say yes and go. I mean, you got. You gotta do the thing. So the point is, you Fly back across the country, do the 4th of July out on the plaza. You got all these talented people around you, gorgeous TV people, okay? But at heart, you know, I'm calibrated to spend the 4th of July cheating death with a fork and a knife. So to my credit, I make it through the entire broadcast. There was one commercial break where me and Joey Jones ate eight hot dogs apiece. That was the second to last break of the night.
Kennedy
Not even on tv.
Jimmy Failla
Not even on tv. Second to last break because we didn't eat in front of the girls. It was lovely Carly Schimkus, our pal, lovely Aishna Hosni. I am not gonna eat.
Kennedy
They're both so ugly.
Jimmy Failla
Yes. Yeah, that's what I mean. I'm not gonna eat eight hot dogs in front of them. But the minute we went to commercial and they were like taking selfies, it was just like, you know, run up, just Runaway Train, never come back. To quote Soul Asylum. Runaway Train, that just bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. But anyway, that, that restored the computer to its factory settings. And now I was back in, like that primitive natural habitat psychosis.
Kennedy
Of course, some other normies, they may have been full from that.
Jimmy Failla
No, no, and wouldn't. Not on the Fourth of July. So this is. This matters. The minute the thing was over, I didn't even give my sound back to Kurt. I forgot and was in my Bronco, driving to Long island with my earpiece and my pack in listening to the Ray Charles, America the Beautiful. Oh, beautiful. But that's it. He doesn't sing again for like a half hour because he can't see the. You know, it's great. I love it. It's my favorite one. And I looped that all the way to the McDonald's in Westbury. I ordered $64 worth of McDonald's for.
Kennedy
Myself and tell them what was in the order.
Jimmy Failla
If you want to know what was going on, this matters. Okay? It was the summer of the Grimace milkshake. I had three large Grimace milkshakes, okay? I had three medium fries because I'm not a animal. Okay? I had 20 cheeseburgers. Two 20 piece McNuggets. We're not done here. When I was in high school, the thing you could do if you didn't have a lot of lunch money is you could go to McDonald's. They had the two Big Mac for two bucks. It's not that anymore, but I got the two Big Macs as an homage to my high school consumption. So it's two Big Macs, 20 cheeseburgers two 20 piece McNuggets, three. Three medium fries, three milkshakes.
Kennedy
That is sentimental.
Jimmy Failla
Sentimental. And it was nice. Like as they gave me the order, the woman actually sawed off my foot right at the drive through. She's like, I don't know if it's diabetes or gout. It's probably both. Let me just save you the time. So I had to drive home with my elbow on the gas pedal. I don't have my foot anymore. But it's the way it had to be. America, America, America.
Kennedy
This is all for you.
Jimmy Failla
I did it for you. You.
Kennedy
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Release Date: July 4, 2025
Host: Kennedy
Guest: Jimmy Failla
Podcast: FOX News Podcasts
In the July 4th episode titled "A Lil' Something Extra For You" of "Kennedy Saves the World," host Kennedy engages in a lively and humorous conversation with Jimmy Failla. The episode delves into the return of competitive eating champion Joey Chestnut, Fourth of July traditions, and a personal anecdote from Jimmy's experience hosting the holiday broadcast. The dialogue is peppered with witty banter, cultural references, and light-hearted commentary on American traditions.
The episode kicks off with discussions about the anticipated return of Joey Chestnut to competitive eating contests, a subject that sparks excitement among fans of the sport.
Kennedy opens the conversation with intrigue:
“We are hearing rumors that Joey Chestnut is back. Is that true? What can you tell us?” ([00:10])
Jimmy Failla responds with enthusiasm, comparing the news to significant sports and political comebacks:
“This is the biggest announcement since Michael Jordan famously wrote, I'm back... Joey Chestnut is allegedly back, and I think that matters.” ([00:18])
The duo highlights the cultural significance of Joey’s participation, especially during the Fourth of July celebrations:
“When you talk about the 4th of July, there are things that come up every year, like who won the hot dog contest... the fact that we get that back into the parlance does give this 4th of July a rejuvenating vibe.” ([00:59])
Notable Quote:
Jimmy Failla: “There will be things like Joey the Chestnut doesn't bother you? No. That's why he was wise to go into competitive eating, and I'm excited to have him back.” ([03:04])
Kennedy and Jimmy discuss the quintessential American Fourth of July traditions, with a particular focus on the iconic hot dog eating contest held annually at Coney Island.
Kennedy underscores the event's importance for families and viewers worldwide:
“It is must see viewing for the entire Delia family.” ([00:43])
Jimmy Failla adds a humorous twist by describing the unpredictability of the local wildlife at Coney Island:
“Until you've been robbed by a fish, you have not experienced the summer beach in New York.” ([00:58])
The conversation pivots to the techniques used in competitive eating, blending humor and analysis:
“They grease their esophagus... That might be the tactic to make it go down smoother.” ([01:44]-[02:13])
Notable Quote:
Kennedy: “Mortals cannot do it. I mean, it's got to be position. There has to be no friction.” ([02:12])
Jimmy shares his personal experience of hosting the Fourth of July broadcast, blending humor with a candid recounting of on-air antics.
He narrates the unexpected nature of being summoned to host and the pressures that come with it:
“You Fly back across the country, do the 4th of July out on the plaza... but at heart, you know, I'm calibrated to spend the 4th of July cheating death with a fork and a knife.” ([04:09]-[05:00])
The highlight of his story involves a humorous account of a commercial break where he and Joey Chestnut consume an extraordinary number of hot dogs:
“There was one commercial break where me and Joey Jones ate eight hot dogs apiece.” ([05:00])
Notable Quote:
Jimmy Failla: “It's halfway analysis. Halfway a first date in prison. But it works.” ([02:25])
The conversation takes a nostalgic turn as Jimmy recounts his elaborate McDonald’s order, symbolizing his high school days and personal consumption habits.
Jimmy Failla details his record-breaking McDonald's order, blending humor with sentimentality:
“I ordered $64 worth of McDonald's for myself and tell them what was in the order... two Big Macs, 20 cheeseburgers, two 20 piece McNuggets, three medium fries, three milkshakes.” ([06:15]-[06:55])
He muses on the evolution of his relationship with food and fast food establishments:
“Two Big Macs as an homage to my high school consumption.” ([06:53])
The story takes a surreal turn with Jimmy humorously describing a bizarre encounter at the drive-thru:
“The woman actually sawed off my foot right at the drive through... So I had to drive home with my elbow on the gas pedal.” ([06:55]-[07:14])
Notable Quote:
Jimmy Failla: “It was nice. Like as they gave me the order, the woman actually sawed off my foot right at the drive through.” ([06:55])
Throughout the episode, Kennedy and Jimmy engage in witty exchanges and cultural references, enhancing the entertainment value and showcasing their chemistry.
They joke about euphemisms related to competitive eating and make light-hearted comments about their co-hosts:
“About the hot dog. I'm only fans. I'm too chubby. I have an only foods.” ([01:44])
Jimmy Failla uses a metaphor to describe the fast-paced nature of their broadcast duties:
“Runaway Train, that just bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.” ([05:10])
Kennedy wraps up the main conversation with a tease about the next segment:
“Don't go anywhere more. Kennedy Saves the world right after this.” ([03:26])
In "A Lil' Something Extra For You," Kennedy and Jimmy Failla deliver an engaging and humorous exploration of Fourth of July traditions, the return of a competitive eating legend, and personal anecdotes that resonate with listeners. The episode blends insightful commentary with light-hearted humor, making it an entertaining listen for both regular fans and newcomers alike.
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