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Hello and welcome to this episode of Kennedy Saves the World. I fly a lot. Maybe you fly a lot. And I know people who do fly are really upset because Tampa International Airport posted last week on their social media that they were banning pajamas and people freaked out and lost their minds. This is not clothing censorship. This is not government oppression. They were joking. It was a satirical post. They said that they'd also banned Crocs. If you go to the Tampa International Airport, you'll see plenty of people in PJs and Crocs. And you know, that's the problem. The, the actual problem, the root of it is not what people are wearing on planes. It's that people are wearing on planes what they wore to bed the night before without showering. And I said this before when Sean Duffy came out and said it's time to stop wearing pajamas at the airport. You know, act like you're going somewhere and stop dressing like a slob. There is absolutely something to that, you know that. I know that people have lost all sense of decorum and comportment and they do insane things on planes, including going into bathrooms barefoot or with socks on, which is super gross. Because we know on airplanes, maybe it's the turbulence, maybe people are drunk, but they have horrible aim and they pee all over the floor. So that's disgusting. That's on you. You're super gross if you do that. And I judge you if you are wearing. I don't have a problem with chic, beautiful silk pajamas. You can buy satin pajamas that look silk on Amazon for 30 bucks a pair or, or Heidi Merrick, my friend, the California designer who is revolutionized surf to evening luxury leisure wear and dresses. She is making kind of burnt orange and black pajama sets that are silk. They are beautiful. They look incredible. They're comfortable to fly in. I'm going to be wearing them Friday when I fly to Austin for my shows this weekend at Cap City Comedy Club. I hope you come down and see me in high five. I hope you're in pajamas because there's a very good chance that I will be in them. I don't have a problem with people wearing pajamas. I wish there were a stink detector when you get to the airport that could sniff out whether or not you smell like a rancid foot. Because there are too many people who fly who do. They don't care. They're unwashed, their breath is gross. And why is it the person that you're always seated next to smells like they've been chewing on whiskey soaked onions? I can't decide if that is like garlic seeping out of their veins or booze or some strange combination. The only thing that I can think is people are drinking pickle juice after they have been munching on an entire head of garlic. Because some people, whatever they consumed the night before, they don't brush their teeth, they don't shower, they. They don't brush their hair, they don't care. And then they show up like giant children. And that is the systemic problem. It is not the actual pajamas. I don't care if you are wearing polar fleece leggings, like loungy leggings from Costco. I think that's great. Just put them on in the morning before you go to the airport. Do not wear something that you wore that you slept in that is gross and people will know. And as long as you look adorable and amazing and you are clean, I say have at it. Fly anywhere you want. Of course the. The judgment should not be about the actual item of clothing. The judgment should be about the hygiene. And we don't have enough of that. We have given dirty slobs a pass. And if you are sitting in close proximity, because I've always said this flying in and of itself is weird, I understand why people develop a flying phobia. Because you were in a hurdling capsule that you have no control over that is sensitive to weather and wind disruption. And it can be absolutely terrifying. If you think about it too much. You were already doing that in an intimate space where you're alone with your thoughts and feelings. If you fly by yourself and when the person sitting next to you just doesn't care, it is such an affront. Physically, hygienically and emotionally. And that's what we have to discuss and somehow weed out. 1000 episodes later and I'm still here trying to save the world. Please join me for my 1k soiree. It's happening March 5th at the beautiful Langan's right here in midtown Manhattan. See you Then this is Ainsley Earhart.
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There was another story about a woman who was shamed. You know, again, this is clothing judgment. She was shamed because she went to a bridal sample sale. Her friend works for a bridal line and they had this big sample sale. It was an Australian designer. She found a 4, 500 wedding dress for $100. And she does not have a boyfriend, she does not have a fiance. She does not currently have prospects. She is young. I think that she's incredibly smart because this dress that she wore is absolutely beautiful. It is a halter neck. It's got long flowing train. It's modern. It is, it's. It, it looks beautiful. It looks like it was made for her. And $100, like, who cares? But people were shaming her online, saying that, that she was desperate or somehow it's inappropriate to buy a wedding dress. Yeah, it's weird to buy a wedding dress when you don't have a boyfriend or a fiance and you actually wear it out. Like that's a problem. But if you buy something for a hundred dollars, because think about it. When you get married and you're, you're going through the process like I'm planning a wedding right now, and why would you spend thousands of dollars on a wedding dress when you can spend a hundred? And you know, I, I understand that people want to make their wedding day incredibly sacred, but you can also be smart and forward looking because, you know, here's a person who at some point wants to get married, but people want to rain on her parade. And guess what? It's good luck if it rains on your wedding day. And you don't have to rain on her because she has made a good financial decision. So then Instead of spending $4,000 in the future, she can take that money and she can either spend it on booze or a string quartet or, or better yet, invest it now and let that grow. So when she is betrothed, she and her beloved can move into their marital home and they can have a sizable down payment that will grow thanks to compound interest. So, Tampa, I got the joke. I understand you don't have to ban any clothing. And sweet bride to be, who someday will find your princess, I bet he will appreciate that you're quirky and that you found something that you liked, and you made a decision and you pulled the trigger. Just as she will once she meets the man of her dreams. I'm an optimist and a realist. It's a tough trapeze to balance, but that's how I'm saving the world, Damn it. This has been Kennedy Saves the World. Baby, you know, you look good. I'm Kennedy. Listen ad free. With a Fox News Podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts and Amazon prime, members can listen to this show ad free on the Amazon music app. Oh, go ahead and leave me a review while you're there. I'd love to hear what you have to say. You've been listening to Kennedy Saves the World on the Fox News Podcast Network.