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Foreign hello, and welcome to this episode of Kennedy Saves the World. We. We still have to have plane conversations, apparently, because people can't control themselves. If you are frustrated at the airport, do not assault someone who works at the airline. It's bad news. It's not going to end well for you. You are going to get arrested. You're going to be put on a no fly. You'll never be able to fly again. And you probably shouldn't if you can't control your rage to the point where you can't keep yourself from trying to harm another person and break stuff. So there was a woman Southwest flight flying standby. Standby sucks. We've all done it. And if it is an oversold flight, you're not going to get on. If it's a very crowded flight, the sense of relief you have when you finally do get on, you don't care if you're in the middle seat in the back next to screaming children and a full bathroom, as long as you can get from point A to point B. I've been there as well. So this woman flying Southwest standby, never a good recipe. She doesn't make her third flight in a row, and she loses her mind as if somehow the. The ticketing agent is conspiring to keep her from the plane. So it's. It's a big guy, It's a husky fella in a pink polo shirt, and she kicks him. She just. She winds up and just kicks him as hard as she can. And she's a little woman with an accent and bit of belly showing. Not a top belly. Not the kind of belly you'd see on a Pilates instructor. The kind of belly you'd see. It's someone who goes to TGI Fridays for happy hour and loaded tater skins. So she kicks a guy, and then she starts smashing the monitor as though it's the monitor's fault and as though open seats were showing up. But everyone was just so mad at her that the monitor got involved. And somehow Southwest. I was like, you're not getting on this plane, devil woman. So she freaks out. The Southwest ticketing agent is trying to get away from her. To his credit, he's walking around like, no, because fafo around find out you kick a man. He. He gets to defend himself. And if. If a big husky guy like that connects with a little irrational witch like that devil woman, punches her in the face, she's out cold. Then she's gonna sue the airline. But she had to come, and he didn't hit her because he is the one with self control here, which we all have to tap into because I know flying sucks. Flying with crazy people sucks. Everyone is crazy now. But we all have to do our best. So in addition to that, and it's like you know exactly what to do, don't kick someone. Don't trash a monitor because you're never going to fly southwest again. The guy probably called Tom home and, and had ice scooper up and, and she was probably deported to an El Salvadorian prison. Just don't do it. Don't, don't kick, don't scream. Learn to take out your frustration another avenue. Do push ups, do jumping jacks. And then people will think you're a different kind of crazy and they will stay away from you. Problem solved. The other problem that has arisen on planes, and this is a tricky one, should you watch a rated R movie that has nudity on a plane? Obviously people hate it when movies are edited when they are offered on flights. That is wrong. Airlines shouldn't be doing that. They should not be editing content. And they always say this movie has been edited to format your screen, formatted to fit your screen, that's fine. But you know, don't cut things out of movies because you're a prude. Having said that, if you don't want me to watch a movie because there are younger eyes who may be looking over my seat back spying on what I'm watching, then don't offer the movie. You know, that's, that's on the airline, that is not on the passenger. So we do what we can to get ourselves through flights, especially long flights. I just took a 10 hour flight from Honolulu to JFK and you know, watched several movies and you know, none of them were questionable. I don't remember seeing any nudity. I did once watch Wedding Crashers which does have a lot of boobs in that movie. And one of my daughters was sitting next to me. So I just, I, I took out the, the big emergency pamphlet and sort of put it on my screen like this, which is created more curiosity so I had to shuttle through. But if, if an airline offers it, I'm sorry, I feel the same way about reclining seatbacks. If it is offered, it is a feature of the flight. And you know, I, I know it says like parental advisory. So parents, yes, you shouldn't put your child in front of a movie that has nudity and violence and swearing and drug use and all that stuff. But if I'm flying by myself and you know, I'm seated next to your child. Then you switch with your child and you sit in the middle seat so your child is is on the aisle and that way you can control whatever they watch. Don't go anywhere more Kennedy Saves the World right after this.
