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Hello, and welcome to this episode of Kennedy Saves the World. Many of you have grown very concerned that the lack of human connection will render the human race obsolete in the course of a couple of generations. And maybe that's true and it might be for the best. You know, we hear stories about women shaving their heads to be less attractive to fight the patriarchy. And, yeah, dudes don't find that attractive. So good job, mission accomplished. And there's a story in the New York Post about a woman named Meg who married the Avon river in England a couple years ago, almost three years ago. She's going to be celebrating her third anniversary with an inanimate object, a river. She says the river is an entity and is part of a group fighting for personhood, for the river, which I think is very lakist, because if you're saying that just because a body of water is moving, it's a person. So lakes, ponds, swimming pools, those are not entities with souls and beating hearts, you trollop. So these are the kind of people that there are many who worry. Well, now that people are marrying their pets and trees and rivers, I mean, there used to be tree huggers. I remember the tree huggers in the 70s. Bill Walton, we. We talked about him yesterday on the podcast with Matt Welch, talking about baseball and. And John Wooden and the pyramid of success. And Bill Walton being a giant stoner, he was a big nudist. He was a tree hugger. Didn't marry one, fortunately. He married a female, had a bunch of kids. One of them played in the NBA. The rest still very tall, you know, sturdy folk who went on to have productive lives, I'm assuming. But the worry is that, and we hear this about dating apps that people have become so disposable for, from abortion to swiping, that they no longer have connections with other people. They are just transitory hookups that will not result in marriage or children. I still have faith in the humanity. I think there are plenty of people out there because people I talk to, friends of mine. People I know, people I work with who are single are looking for a partner. They are still looking for someone. They are looking for the ultimate romantic destination so they can have a beautiful pairing. And you know, ultimately most of them want to have kids. Some don't. That's fine. I don't care if you don't want to have kids, you probably shouldn't have kids, probably be a bad parent. But the people who are marrying things like Rivers, I'm all for it. I say Meg and it says in the New York Post that she was born Meg Trump. Which is amazing because I hope even in England she has Trump Derangement syndrome and and feels that the only way to baptize herself and excommunicate herself from the Trump tribe is to marry a river. And now her last name is Avon, which is perfect. Don't go anywhere more Kennedy saves the World right after this Some days it
