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Foreign. Hello and welcome to this episode of Kennedy Saves the World. Maybe you saw some of the crazy Met gala looks that were stomping all over the Internet last night. I was covering it for Daily Mail, which was really fun. And I was watching kind of going back and forth, watching the Vanity Fair red carpet and some of the E coverage. And I will. I'll give you some of the hits and misses from the night. One of the hits, I thought was Sabrina Carpenter I absolutely loved. So it was fashion is art, and it was a much better theme than last year, which was weird and boring. But this year I thought the theme was pretty cool. Sabrina Carpenter had a dress made for her by Dior out of film. That is. That is actual physical film. And not only is it film, it is her favorite movie. And what is Sabrina Carpenter's favorite movie? Sabrina, the Audrey Hepburn classic. So I thought that was so cool. I loved her headpiece. I love the beading that went from her fingers to the midline of the dress. I thought all around it was stunty. She looked chic and beautiful, and I thought she did great. And she was one of my very favorites. So Kim Kardashian. The Kardashians brought the nipple to the green carpet at the Met, and all of the Kardashian Jenner sisters had some sort of nipple highlight. And Kim's look like a torso coffin. She always wears something kind of absurdist, and over the top, she carries it off. She has a big personality and big boobies. Obviously, my only concern was there was no way she was getting out of this dress in the middle of the evening and getting back into it. So I hope that there was some sort of an internal catheter system, because if she were going to disrobe and have a good tinkle, there was no way she was getting back in. So my only fear for her is that she was completely dehydrated, which was very possible. Here's Rachel Sennott in Marc Jacobs. Marc Jacobs kind of screwed the pooch last night. We have a couple other looks of his from throughout the evening. I would put Serena Williams on that list. She looked like a baked potato. She is a beautiful, strong, curvaceous, incredible canvas, and he managed to screw that one up. Here's Connor story and St. Laurent. Yeah, a lot of the dudes just, they, they look like little old ladies going to a Saturday evening opera. And I would put Somber on that list as well. I. I thought Somber looked like he raided a prohibition era curtain shop in order to make his dress. It's outfit. I don't know if it's a dress. Here's Hudson Williams in Balenciaga, and he looked like a matador. I thought he actually looked pretty cool. I liked it. And, you know, you work out that much, you want to be able to show off your hulking man pecs. And he was able to give everyone a little glimpse. And it's very funny because the Met Gala is known for people and their trains. And I love that the dudes got in on the train action. And I thought his. His makeup was stunning. Heidi Klum, here she is now, this outfit, which was more of a costume because she's. She's known. She's very famous for her over the top, elaborate Halloween costume. She often does a family theme, and she likes to be unrecognizable as she was here. The reason I like this is she was a caryatted. And they are the maidens that are holding up the Erechtheion temple and at the Acropolis. I studied in Athens in college, I studied archaeology and philosophy in Athens, and the Acropolis was our classroom, so we would go there and Talk with different PhDs who were studying the various monuments. I love the Erechtheion. If you ever go to Athens, go see it. The caryatids are stunningly beautiful. There are six of them holding up. They are. They are the. The human columns holding up the temple. So that's what Heidi Klum was. But still, it was so weird and so over the top that it looked like a stunt. It looked very, very costumey. Here was another hit for me. This is Emma Chamberlain, and she was in Muglet. I had a chance to meet him before he died when I was in the Jean Paul Gaultier show. Thierry Muglier came to the show, and Jean Paul Gaultier was so nervous because they were kind of rivals and contemporaries at the same time. So the house of Muglier did this. I thought, this is a very beautiful and interesting gown. It's basically like a melted Van Gogh painting. And I thought the colors and the lines were really extraordinary. And it looks like a zucchini blossom, which I adored. I thought that was. That was very pretty. And she pulled that off well. Bad Bunny going off on guard as an AARP member. He dressed as an old person, which I think is funny because so few people recognized him. And I'm sure his handlers had to tell the press. No, that's. That's Bad Bunny. That's El Malo bunny. And he. He looks pretty good. I thought it was Esai Morales at first, who I met at the Correspondents association dinner before we were all terrified for our lives and hiding under the table from a psychopath who was armed to the teeth. So poor Bad Bunny now knows what his life is going to be like in his sunset years. And it's not as sexy, it's not as fun, but I, I hope he loved going incognito. Don't go anywhere more. Kennedy Saves the World right after this. Here's Cardi B in another Marc Jacobs. Ms. Yeah, you can, you can smell the BBL from here. Because according to it was lore, it was a, an urban myth from one of her former paramours that he allegedly said that her BBL smelled like trash. And I thought that this dress was not romantic. It was bulky and cumbersome and weird. And she's had a hard time. You know, she thought she was in love with Stefon Diggs, and they had her fourth baby with him. I think it was his 17th baby of the year last year. And it turned out that at the super bowl, she was gonna throw this big multi million dollar party for him. And he brought one of his other new baby mamas to the super bowl and was like, I love you. It's like, this is gonna be awkward. Speaking of awkward, here's Blake Lively. She's kind of a witch. So she settled her ongoing, overly dramatic legal case with Justin Baloni minutes before the Met Gala, Green carpet gala, gala, however you want to call it. I don't. I couldn't give less of a crap. This is a reworked Atelier versace dress from 2006. And they added the, the miles and miles of pastel chiffon to the dress to make it more dramatic. It's just a retread. No matter how many sequins she tries to stuff herself into, you can still see the sociopath eking its way out because she got the train of her dress caught on the stairs. It was literally a train wreck. And which is a perfect metaphor for what her life and career have become because she destroyed her own reputation by pushing the boundaries too far in her legal claim when, you know, she was the one claiming to be the victim. And, you know, it ends with us with Justin Baldoni. His suit was tossed. Most of hers was tossed. They settled right before the Met Gala. And then as she was walking up the stairs, the train of the dress got caught on the staircase and she turned around and snapped at all the terrified underlings, all of her little servants, her footmen who were there to try and make the night better. And she got very angry at him, at them. And it just. That goes to show exactly who she is. And it's really not pleasant. Not quite as unpleasant as this sausage casing. There's Lena Dunham. Whoa. She looked like a. A really hideous red sequin trash bag attacked some red feather dusters. So if you zoom in on this picture, if you are able to do that, you will see what looks like rotting flesh on her legs. This is a very unhealthy person. This is someone who is not only unwell, this is someone who not only suffers from a series of psychological and physical ailments, this is also someone who apparently has been gobbling up the unearned compliments that the press has been throwing at her for her latest memoir, Fame Sick. And if you look at her legs, they will make you sick, because it looks like she. She does. She has these carbuncles on her legs which look like recently oozing freshly debrided warts. That's what she's got. Yeah. And it's. It's gross. Like, if you just go whoop and zoom out on those yams, because they're not gams. They're. They're yammy. Those are. Those are some beefy stems she's got peeking out there. It'll. It'll make you rethink some of your life choices for having done that, as she should rethink some of hers. This. This was not one of the successful entries into Met Gala Mount Olympus. You know who looked fantastic as well? Nicole Kidman in an incredible. She was also in a red sequin dress. So you see the. The light and dark of red sequins with Lena and Nicole. And we haven't seen a revenge dress like that since Princess Diana in 1994, the one that she wore to the London gala of her own. And it was the short dress where she was like, oh, you want to talk about Charles Adultery? Woo, look at me now. And that's what Nicole was doing. And Keith Urban was eviscerated by the presenters on E. For letting her get away and chasing whatever, you know, crooning country skirts he's been running down. But Keith, he has not come up the winner in that marriage dissolution. But she, Nicole Kidman, looked absolutely stunning in her red sequin Chanel gown. Her daughter Sunday Rose in tow. They apparently lowered the age for people to attend the Met Gala. And Sunday Rose, who was 17, was able to go with her mom. Sunday Rose famously unfollowed her dad on Instagram. Shocking. But then she refollowed him because she realized that it was creating all sorts of unnecessary drama. And it sounds like by all accounts, those are some pretty good kids. And it was a very satisfying met. If you love high fashion, if you love absurdity in art, or if you just love making fun of rich and famous people who don't deserve your adulation, all of it was ripe for the picking. And I am right there with your ripeness. This has been Kennedy Saves the World. Happy Cinco de Mayo. Yay yai yai. I'm Kennedy. Listen ad free With a Fox News Podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts and Amazon prime, members can listen to this show ad free on the Amazon Music app. Oh, go ahead and leave me a review while you're there. I'd love to hear what you have to say. You've been listening to Kennedy Saves the World on the Fox News Podcast Network.
