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Foreign. Hello and welcome to this episode of Kennedy Saves the World. Jimmy is not here today. I hope he's okay and has not been French kissing South American rats. I don't want him to ever contract the hantavirus. Or is it hantavirus? How do you say it? Jim?
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Listen, I had a shot at a French rat. I was in Quebec last night.
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No, were you really?
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I was in Ottawa and Quebec because I had an event I needed to do up near the border, and I was up there. There were rats. But as a New Yorker, are you really turned on by the idea of a rat at this point? You know, I don't think I'm the risk here. You know, as a lifelong New Yorker, as a guy who grew up, you know, driving a taxi.
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Yeah. She have immunity from rat diseases?
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You do? How many pantless wizards I've driven around in like my 20s and 30s.
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That's why, like, when Covid your brother Mikey.
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You leave me out of this. But yes. Anyway, I have nothing for you on antivirus. I'm happy to report.
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Well, very good. So I was in Salt Lake City over the weekend and what a beautiful part of the country. My God, it really is stunning. I mean, it's like when. And so in my show, I talk about the enemies of freedom and talk about Zohran Momdani. And I was a little worried, going further west, that people wouldn't know who he was. They. They know who he is. Like, they know what's going on in New York City, and they're just terrified that it is going to infect their body politic as well.
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Listen, man, one of the reasons we crowed about this over the summer, I used to say this on the radio. I'd say, hey, man, you might not care who the mayor of New York is if you live out in somewhere like Utah or Idaho Falls, okay? But if he wins and the. And the formula proves, you know, viable, the Democrats are going to embrace this and they have. Do you know how many moon bats are running for office right now? Because mom Donnie won.
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Mom Donnie, Brandon Johnson, Katie Wilson. And they are just hoping that an army of socialists gain office in every city and every state. And they are so smug and so emboldened. And it's very interesting because obviously those progressive politicians are so much more aggressive than someone like Spencer Pratt. But they are now dealing with Spencer as though he is the third coming of Hitler. Because of course, Trump is the second Hitler. So I guess he's. He would be the third Reich Hitler
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with memes Hitler With AI comedy videos. I mean, it's the one thing most people overlook in their history classes is how much comedy Hitler was doing after they burnt his house down. People, you know, people forget about that. You know, it's so. It's all performance art now. There's a hundred people I can name a Justin Pearson idiot down in Tennessee.
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He was. He was squawking all weekend about the Jim Crow laws, redistricting in Alabama.
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Yes. But he was also like Urkel. This time two years ago, he was just like, hi, I'm Justin and I'm your representative. And now he's full blown, you know, militant Black Panther, crazy performance. Like, you know the guys on the subway that call you a white devil and it's funny.
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Like, pay them to do that.
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We go buy a second. I'm like, can you call my wife a hoe? Come on. I'm coming back. I'm gonna come back again in a minute. Here's a 20. Make it fun. It's all manufactured hysteria. But what's real is, you know, these are financially illiterate morons who are appealing to people who don't want to contribute anything to society. They want to burn stuff down, and they think it's the solution to their own shortcomings. And that's what's dangerous, is because that. It's, you know, laziness is something they're really catering to. It's an intellectual laziness. And it's dangerous because that's already set in on a lot of the country. That's the part that does spook me a little bit. And if the Mormons are talking about it, you know, because a lot of the Mormon. You know, I got Mormon friends out, and These guys got 12 wives. They don't really have time to gossip.
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So if they're gossip, they do not have 12 wives. They also do not drink.
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I know. How about that?
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Like, for real? Like, it's not just. It's not just a social media flex. It's. That's a reality now.
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These are good people, but they also. Listen, I also have family out there. I have a cousin in West Jordan who smokes a yard of weed a day. A yard, like his marijuana supply. They bring him in on third and long at the football games to measure if the running back got enough for a first down. Let's bring in cousin Bunky's weed stash to see if this is a full yard. No, you're right, but they're good people. They're the best people. But you know what? They are more than anything. Is there people that just want to be left the F alone? Like the whole premise?
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Why isn't that most people? Because how do they not see that when you elect a progressive, they are coming for your stuff? You are not the one that they are fighting for. You are not the little guy. You are the last person standing with a job and they want to redistribute everything you have. Your life is not getting better. Your company is not proliferating. They hate industry, they hate small business. They are coming for you because the billionaires will leave and normal people are all that's left. And they will become the first enemy once the oligarchs have left the building.
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Yep, just a tax paying pinata. Check your privilege, working guy. Some people don't even have a job. Shut up and pay. And that is what they do. And the scary reality, like you said, is the billionaires leave because they can. Okay? The people who get left behind and hit by this have certain things they can't overcome. It's like, all right, maybe we could find a job, but we have an elder parent who we can't move. You know what I mean? Or maybe we could find a job, we can move the other parent, but our kids are still in school. You know what I mean? And then it's, you know, even in my class, it's like, maybe you could find a job. Maybe your mom can move, maybe your kid's graduating. But you have two mistresses in the state Jenny wants to go to. Now that's a hole, you know? Hey, what is this on? I didn't know this was. That is so awkward. It's like they talk to you. You think it's just a private conversation?
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You know why I stay friends with you?
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Give it to me.
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Because I know that if I'm not friends with you, I don't have access to Jenny. And my yard will never look great like Jenny. Jenny is the one who gives me confidence that I will someday be able to make my yard look like Better Homes and Gardens architectural showpiece.
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Yeah, well, that's, that's, that's the perk though. The downside is I'm married to the world's air traffic controller. Because the phone rings at any hour, they're like, yeah, Jenny, what's up with my fence? And she's like, no, no, you gotta water it. I gotta water it before it gets light out. Otherwise it gets a little mo. You know?
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Jenny brought me some bulbs the other day with instructions like, okay, here's how you Plant these. I'm like, can you make every problem in my life go away? No, that's.
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No, that's.
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That's. You and the people you used to drive a cab with. Like, you. I'd have to, you know, give a guy a little paper bag with couple of stacks of hundreds, and then, you know, the price go away.
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Yeah, yeah. No, When Jenny came along, it's just. My life hasn't changed. I'm just doing a lot of these things legally now. That's the only real difference. Cause like you said back in the taxis, it was just. Yeah. Either a brown bag or a pillowcase.
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Don't go anywhere more. Kennedy saves the world right after this.
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Do you know a guy once left. I'm not making this up, since you just got us onto the subject. A guy once left. It was my first passenger of the day. And I know this because my second passenger of the day day held up a Ziploc bag worth of cocaine too big to fit on the screen. Like, such a massive amount of white powder that you would assume there was a tracking device on it. Like, I'm not kidding. It was my second fair of the day. So whoever the first fair was, he got in, he goes, wow, somebody left a ton of booger sugar back here. And I looked, and it was real. And he's like, do you want to split this? And I was like, dude, no. Because I had just watched no country for Old Men, like, a year earlier.
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Oh, they're coming for you.
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Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So now. Now I'm going to be hoarded up in the La Quinta, you know, with two rent boys, and now Javier Bardem's coming with this cattle killing, whatever the hell that is.
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So any weekend is.
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Or as we call it, Monday. But, yeah, here we are.
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I have a plastic bag story.
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Give it to me.
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So one of the. One of the producers on the show that I was on this morning said that she was so impressed because she witnessed a homeless guy pooping into a Ziploc plastic bag. And she was. She was so moved by the gesture because he wasn't pooping on the street. He pooped into a Ziploc bag and sealed it shut and put it in the trash. And, you know, so that was. The bar is so low that that, to her was the olive branch, that nature is somehow healing and the city is getting better because our hobos are in plastic bags.
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Something tells me none of the U Hauls heading south on I95 just made a U Haul or U turn and came back up this way.
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Well, I didn't know all the problems were solved.
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I didn't realize we're moving back. Oh, God. I don't know, man. We just. We lost our self respect as a society. The bar is, as you said, dangerously low right now. And if the Utahs are talking about Mom Donnie, like we need to be concerned.
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Yeah, you've convinced me. We're here. All of New York is now ground zero for dip. You're lucky that Jimmy and I are here on that wall to if not save you, then at least shave you
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kind of a thing we do. We don't like to talk about it, but it's like the secret menu at in and out side Hustle. Thank you.
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Rental Retirement somehow. Yeah, it's either Farts in a Jar or the south of the Border Barbershop.
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I don't know what. I don't know what the URL would be for that. So let's stick with Farts in the chart dot com.
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Jimmy, go have a phenomenal week. I will see you on your radio show on Wednesday.
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Damn right you will. See ya.
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A dream come true. An American dream come true. This has been Kennedy Saves the World along with Jimmy Faiga. I'm Kennedy. Listen ad free. With a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts and Amazon Prime. Members can listen to this show ad free on the Amazon music app. Oh, go ahead and leave me a review while you're there. I'd love to hear what you have to say. You've been listening to Kennedy Saves the World on the Fox News Podcast Network.
Date: May 18, 2026
Host: Kennedy
Guest: Jimmy Failla
Podcast: FOX News Podcasts
In this episode, Kennedy and guest Jimmy Failla blend humor and sharp wit to discuss how "intellectual laziness" is sweeping the nation and poisoning the political climate. Against the backdrop of recent political progressivism, particularly in New York City and beyond, they explore the threats to individual freedom, the decline of civic responsibility, and the consequences of an increasingly emboldened and financially illiterate political class. The conversation is packed with comedic anecdotes, cultural commentary, and pointed criticism of current political trends.
The episode maintains a satirical, irreverent, and conversational tone throughout, blending pop culture references and personal stories with pointed political criticism. Both hosts use humor as a lens to underscore their deeper concerns about the fragility of freedom and the hazards of unchecked political and cultural decay.
For listeners seeking a blend of unapologetic humor and critique on American politics and culture, this episode delivers both laughs and food for thought.