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Foreign. Hello, and welcome to this episode of Kennedy Saves the World. We have a nauseating new couple alert. Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry. I was hoping it was a fluke back in July when they were seen dining at Le Violon, oh, in Montreal. La, la, la, la. But it appears the PDA is real, or at least really, really forced, because they were on her yacht in Southern California, just off the coast of Santa Barbara, apparently, and he's grabbing her ass, like, in full view. They know that she's going to be hounded by paparazzi. No one really cares about him because he's like, if Gavin Newsom were a eunuch, that would be Justin Trudeau. Like, such an unattractive soy boy who's also obsessed with wearing blackface. Now, Katy Perry obviously has questionable taste. And then she had a disastrous marriage to Russell Brand, who, by all accounts, I mean, he's been on some Flock shows. Everyone says he's really nice. Whatever. Some. Some bad accusations leveled at him. Who knows if they're true. I hope they're not, for his sake, but they didn't have a good marriage. This is the part of me that you never, ever, ever take away from me. So, you know, sticks and stones, stop throwing me your bone. That's what Katy Perry wrote about Russell Brand. And then she was with Orlando Bloom. And I know I've said this before on this podcast, and maybe on the tv, he had a body treatment at my house. So Orlando Bloom and I are practically best friends. So I can't say she has disastrous taste in men because of Orlando Bloom, because he was Legolas. He has not been a good actor in literally anything but Lord of the Rings trilogy, and then the other ones, too. He's great as Legolas. He. He really. You know, it's like Pirates of the Caribbean. He's fine. He's maybe he's just a really boring person. He's a boring person who's not a great actor. And it was an underwhelming relationship. Although since he and I are best friends, I do have to defend him. I feel bad for Katy Perry because every woman in Taylor Swift's peer group, of which she is one of them, like, same age, same vibe, you know, came into public consciousness around the same time. And she goes out and, you know, she's still on tour, and she. Let's just put it this way, she's not making a billion dollars. Last record she released, not even a blip. Then her marriage falls apart, and it's sad. You know, it's like you feel, in a way, you feel bad for her because even though she's rich and beautiful and lives a charmed life and is worshiped and adored and can have literally every material possession she'd ever want, uh, she's, you know, you feel bad because it is a public, professional and personal implosion and you never, ever wish on someone that those things happen at the same time. So I understand she was probably in a bad place. Probably a lot of regret, a lot of self doubt. So what happens when women are in that vulnerable state? They are ripe for sociopaths to come and pluck. And that's what Justin Trudeau did. I cannot imagine that she was like, I wonder what Justin Trudeau is doing other than waxing his mansack, if it's still there. Because that's probably what he was doing then when it was waxed, probably painting it espresso brown because he's just a weird guy who didn't do a good job leading a beautiful nation. And, and he is one of those people who was so politically insufferable that I cannot imagine. Because, you know, he is also the son of a Canadian Prime Minister. I cannot imagine that you separate the elements of his political sociopathy from the annoying personal life that he must lead where now he is latching onto a vulnerable Katy Perry and grabbing her ass. And he has three kids. She has a five year old daughter. He knows that the paparazzi is seeing this. So this is obviously just such a public play for him to rehabilitate his tarnished image to seem cool. Don't go anywhere. More Kennedy Saves the World right after this.