Kennedy Saves the World: "Disney Adults Are Weird, Man"
Release Date: July 15, 2025
Host: Kennedy
Podcast: Fox News Podcasts
In the episode titled "Disney Adults Are Weird, Man," Kennedy delves into the intriguing subculture of adults who frequent Disney parks without accompanying children. Through a blend of personal anecdotes, sharp observations, and social commentary, Kennedy explores the dynamics of adult Disney enthusiasts, highlighting both his curiosity and skepticism.
1. Vance's Disneyland Visit and Newsom's Reaction
Kennedy opens the discussion by referencing recent news about Vice President J.D. Vance and his family's visit to Disneyland in Anaheim, Southern California. He points out the political undertones of the visit, noting California Governor Gavin Newsom's sardonic remarks aimed at Vance and his family:
"California governor Gavin Newsom was trolling Vance and his family, like, 'Hope you have fun at Disneyland.'" [00:43]
Kennedy criticizes the juxtaposition of political figures enjoying a family-friendly environment while highlighting serious issues affecting families in California, such as ice raids and the trafficking of children for labor.
2. Personal Experience at California Adventure
Transitioning from the political facet, Kennedy shares his personal experience visiting California Adventure with his daughter and her friend. He emphasizes the high costs and logistical challenges of visiting Disneyland:
"It's so insanely expensive. I took my daughter and her best friend to California Adventure... for three of us, it was like $600." [00:43]
He recounts an encounter at the park where he was unaware of the post-COVID reservation requirement:
"The woman's like, did you make a reservation? I'm like, no... luckily enough because I have a California driver's license." [00:43]
Despite the hurdles, Kennedy found enjoyment in the park, observing his children engaging with their peers while he sought a moment of relaxation.
3. Critique of "Disney Adults"
Kennedy shifts focus to adults who visit Disney parks without children, a group he refers to as "Disney adults." He expresses his discomfort and confusion regarding their presence:
"I've always thought it was weird for people who go to Disneyland as adults. I mean, that in and of itself is weird." [00:43]
He speculates on the motivations behind their behavior, suggesting possibilities ranging from reliving fond childhood memories to unresolved issues from their past:
"Maybe you had a traumatic childhood... Maybe you want to relive that because you had so much fun." [00:43]
Kennedy likens his own nostalgic feelings from childhood activities, such as biking with friends, to the Disney adults' experiences, highlighting a common thread of seeking past joys.
4. Social Implications and Judgments
Kennedy delves deeper into the societal perceptions of Disney adults, discussing the judgments they face and the judgments they pass on others:
"We all make judgments in life. And it didn't occur to me how weird the Disney adults were until I had kids." [05:58]
He observes that while personal freedoms are to be respected, there remains an inherent judgment when adults engage in behaviors typically associated with children.
5. Anecdotes and Examples
To illustrate his points, Kennedy shares specific anecdotes:
a. Orlando Gymnastics Meet Incident
Kennedy recounts an incident at an Orlando gymnastics meet where a father with a foot injury used a medical note to bypass long lines, taking 15 children ahead of others:
"He had plantar fasciitis... we went right to the front of the line because he had, like, plantar fasciitis." [00:43]
Kennedy questions the fairness of such actions, pondering whether every individual should pay extra to avoid such privileges.
b. First Adult Visit to Disneyland
Reflecting on his first visit to Disneyland as an adult at age 22, Kennedy felt a sense of strangeness witnessing adults dressed in elaborate Disney costumes without children:
"I just remember thinking, like, this is so strange. It was almost like going into a fetish community." [00:43]
He compares the sight of adults cosplaying to events like Halloween, feeling out of place and questioning the motivations behind such displays.
6. Proposals and Hypothetical Solutions
Kennedy ventures into speculative territory, proposing the idea of a dating app tailored for Disney adults:
"Dating app for Disney adult weirdos so they can go and enjoy the park and not be the only ones in mouse ears without kids." [05:58]
He humorously suggests that such an app should include a "sterilization kit," critiquing the potential frivolity and social implications of forming relationships within this niche community.
Additionally, Kennedy comments on the gender dynamics within the Disney adult community, noting that dating apps targeting this group tend to be dominated by women, implying a scarcity of men interested in such engagements.
7. Conclusion and Final Thoughts
Wrapping up the episode, Kennedy reiterates his stance on Disney adults, balancing his critique with a note of tolerance:
"If it makes you have a great time, it. As long as you're not cutting me off in line, I really don't care." [00:43]
He emphasizes respect for personal freedoms while maintaining his reservations about the behavior of some within the Disney adult community. Kennedy concludes with a reminder to enjoy life responsibly without crossing into uncomfortable or socially questionable territories.
This episode of "Kennedy Saves the World" offers a candid exploration of a unique subculture, blending personal narrative with broader societal observations. Kennedy's blend of humor and critical analysis provides listeners with a thought-provoking take on the phenomenon of Disney adults.