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Foreign. Oh, hello, and welcome to this episode of Kennedy Saves the World. I know we're all obsessed with the Kardashians. There's nothing we can do. Kim Kardashian's ass is like a magnet for our eyes and attention. And of course, this week, it was Kris Jenner's 70th birthday, and everyone marveled at how good her face look. Face lift looked. And she actually, according to reporting, she invited her plastic surgeon there and passed him around like a joint. It was at the Bezos $165 million cottage, which was stunning. But the funniest part about the whole thing was Harry and Meghan were invited because they want to be a listers. They want to be in on all the action, the big parties. And they were photographed with all the Kardashian Jenners, and Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian put a carousel of photos on their respective Instagram pages, and Harry and Megan were there. And then all of a sudden, the pictures were gone. So everyone's going back and forth like, wow, did they take their pictures down? Because Harry and Meghan are a couple of wet sandwiches and no one wants to be around them because they're completely unenjoyable people. And then we heard that Harry and Meghan had reached out to the Kardashians and asked the pictures to be taken down from their Instagrams. Like, no, no, we're too famous. We need privacy. Even though they had been. And this is how you know that the Kardashians were out for blood, because someone from within their camp was like, you were at a baby event for Serena Williams earlier in the day, being photographed by paparazzi in the same little time chunk. They went from Serena's event to Kris Jenner's 70th birthday party, and they were photographed outside. They know the drill. That's why people show up to be photographed in proximity of each other. You know, it's like you had Beyonce and Mariah Carey and Chris Rock. Like, it was like, super, super a list. And I think the reason they wanted the pictures taken down was because Megan Markle looked awful. She. She did not look good. And so I heard from a source in Santa Barbara that she is so particular about the curation of the photos that are shown to the world. And the ones from the Jenner Kardashian event were so unflattering, and she looks so boxy and bloated in comparison to the woman she wants to be. She wants to be Kim Kardashian. Kim Kardashian's company is valued now at like, $5 billion. And she's also big booty, big thirst trap. And, you know, she's known for being like, a sex goddess, a porn star, and a bad bitch. A lady boss, a founder, which is, you know, Megan Markle is trying so hard to be all of those things. She's trying hard to be a beautiful influencer and, you know, a she devil in the boardroom who calls all the shots. She's standing next to Kim Kardashian, and she, frankly, standing next to Kris Jenner. She looked incredibly ordinary. So I think she looked at those pictures and went, oh, my garden. I have faded into the background. I look so insignificant next to them. Please take those pictures down. We never signed a photo consent. It's like. And. And they're like, we checked the no box when asked if we agreed to having our photos taken and broadcast. And the Jenners are like, no, we. We didn't have anyone sign anything. That's. That's not how this works. And so do I think that the Kardashians or the Markels are lying? I think Meghan Markle is full of hot. I don't believe a word that she says. She's a garbage person. She just loves to ruin families. And now she thinks that she's throwing her weight around. It's like, who does she think she is? This has to make Harry so frustrated. It's like his family hates him. Andrew has just been stripped of his princely titles and his home, and he's been kicked to the curb. And William is going to do the exact same thing with Harry. He will never forgive him for what he wrote in the book. He will never forgive him for that cash grab betrayal in his memoir, Spare Ever. So it's like, William's just like, tick, tock, tick, tock, can't wait till I'm king because you are dead to me. And he knows it. So he knows he's no longer a part of that world, that everyone in the royal family hates him. They think he's a wuss and a disloyal turncoat. And they're. They're happy to see him withering in California. Don't go anywhere more. Kennedy saves the world right after this. She really, really wants to be famous. She. She will not rest until all eyes are on her. And then all eyes are on her. And she's like, nope, I. I can't possibly have that image of me floated throughout the world. And you just. You look at a person like that and the impossibility and you're like, how can their marriage survive? Harry has to be. You can tell by the look on his face when he's walking into an event like that that he hates it. He has nothing to talk about with these people. He knows that he is being just mocked relentlessly back home. And he looks like such a lightweight sellout. And then he has to deal with her constant nonsense. Oh, my curated life. Oh, I didn't know how to curtsy. I didn't know who Prince Harry was. What is a prince? Ah. And they're gonna get stripped of their dumb, flimsy titles here. The moment that William ascends to the throne. And it will be a delicious moment. I rarely side with the Kardashians because, you know, they're just, they're, they're silicone and annoying and narcissistic and all those things. But here it's like when the Kardashians look like the rational ones, you know there's something wrong with you. Like when, when she inserts herself because now they're like, oh, no, no, wait, we have a multi billion dollar machine. We are going to crush your dreams. That is the message to Megan after all of the leaks and the, the insider quotes and the reporting. And frankly, I can't get enough of it. And there's Lauren Sanchez just throwing back popcorn. Like, I want to see all of it. I want to be friends with everybody because my husband is a couple hundred billionaire. Whoa, look at my phone bags. And Kim Kardashian, you know, it's like she's, she's worried that she's got psychics who are lying to her. I absolutely love the story. So Kim Kardashian failed the bar, and apparently that her family employs an army of psychics. And she said four of them. Kim was bitching because four of them told her she was going to pass the bar. That's so weird. You mean a psychic that you're paying thousands and thousands of dollars to is going to lie and tell you exactly what you want to hear? Like, what would she have done? If the psychics are like, no, you're gonna, you're gonna fail. You're gonna face plant. You're never gonna be an actual lawyer. She passed the baby bar on the fourth try, which is what you pass in California as a first year law student. And so I don't know what kind of privileges it gives you. You're not a lawyer. It's just like a cool low jump as opposed to a high jump. And she couldn't Pass the full bar. She's been. She's been. She could have been through law school twice because she's been trying for six years. And she's like, I've got more determination than ever. And these. These psychics, they're pathological liars. It's like, yeah, that's. That's pretty much in the job description. So anyone who looks to psychicry as a valid profession, it is a great way to sell snake oil and to separate fools from. From their money. Is it one of the hard sciences? Is it like astrophysics? Not necessarily, but it's really fun watching Kim Kardashian get riled up over something as irrational as a psychic getting it wrong. Yeah, that's. That's really someone you'd want in the courtroom arguing the facts on your behalf. If I were. If I were the. The bar people deciding who actually got the. The lawyerly screed, I would not give one to Kim Kardashian. She's got plenty. She's. She's got her hands full. She's got a brothel. She's got her ass full. She's good. She doesn't need to be a lawyer. She's got plenty of money, and she's divorced from Kanye. And now she doesn't even have to be friends with dumb, silly, whiny Meghan Markle anymore. Problem solved. World saved. This has been Kennedy Saves the World. I'm Kennedy. Listen ad free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcast and Amazon Prime. Members can listen to this show ad free on the Amazon music app. Oh, go ahead and leave me a review while you're there. I'd love to hear what you have to say. You've been listening to Kennedy Saves the World on the Fox News podcast podcast network.
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