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Foreign. Welcome to this episode of Kennedy Saves the World. The Olympics still very much in full swing. And the Olympics always give us so many opportunities to really examine the human condition. And they are just emotional events, aren't they? Because there's so much pressure on these incredible athletes. And every four years under a global microscope, they have to perform to the best of their ability. And one biathlete who almost did that, he made the podium. He was a bronze medalist. His name's Sturla. And wow, Sturla really shat the bed. He lost control of his emotions and in this Olympic pressure cooker, and he just started crying like a premenstrual teenager when he won the bronze. And he broke down in tears because he cheated on his girlfriend. She broke up with him. And he said that six months ago, I met the gold medal of my life. And then three months ago, here comes the kicker. Here comes the old plot twist. I cheated on her. Then he told her about it. She broke up with him. He still made the Olympic team. He went on to get third place in biathlon, which I think is an amazing sport because anytime you combine any sport with shooting, it makes it so much more impressive because there is the cardiovascular toll that that sport takes on your body, on your heart and lungs. And then of course, you have to be so still and pre shooting when your heart is beating like crazy, it really is impressive. But I thought this thing was so weird. So, you know, he just goes on and on and he's blubbering and whimpering and crying and snot faced and, you know, of course he's doing it all in Norwegian. And unfortunately, he sprouted some Norwegian wood for another woman in the middle of his committed relationship and felt guilty, told her about it, and that was the end of it. So the. The girlfriend kind of releases a statement. She's like, he and I are still in contact. I didn't want any of this. He knows how I feel about this. I didn't want some, you know, public overture him confessing his love. That doesn't make it right. That makes him a total narcissist. Join me March 5th at Langan's in Midtown Manhattan for my 1K6 soiree. That's right. We're hitting a thousand episodes of Kennedy Saves the World. So come save the day at Langan's with me. This is Ainsley Earhart. Thank you for joining me for the 52 episode podcast series the Life of Jesus. A listening experience that will provide hope, comfort, and understanding of the greatest story ever told. Listen and follow now@foxnewspodcasts.com or wherever you listen to podcasts. Not only did he lose control of his emotions in that moment, he. He made it all about him. Meanwhile, his Norwegian teammate won the gold. And no one will ever talk about that guy Johan, who actually did better. He did his best when his best was was required. He John Wooden it on the biathlon finals day and he won the gold. And everyone's talking about this sad SAP who's like, oh, I love her so much. She was the best thing that ever happened to me. And then I boinked another woman because I'm such a narcissist. I'm so in love with myself. So when a hot girl showed me attention, I couldn't control my loins. Oh, boo hoo. So what would you tell the woman involved? Would you be like, oh, my God, this is so romantic. This is. This is like the ending of the best rom com ever written. Or would you be like, run, ski, skate in the opposite direction? Leave this guy. Don't ever look back. He's horrible. Because if he's going to cheat on you and then tell you about it and watch you wither in pain, and then in order to get you back when he's worried that someone else is gonna come in and pounce and actually make you happy, then he's got a blubber to the world. Oh, poor me, I did it to myself. Are all Norwegians that annoying? They can't possibly be. But they're obviously horn dogs because it's so cold. They're so good at winter sports, they can't go outside unless they're skiing and shooting, so they just stay inside and all hump each other. So I hope the woman involved does not make this a pat and ending and end up with the guy. She should absolutely cut him loose because I'm sorry, this guy is a total tool and frankly, he didn't deserve the gold. You know what I would do? I don't know if Johan is hot. I would go and I would text Johan and maybe partner up with the real gold medal winner and let him chase you around the bed and you guys warm up that way. Oh, Norway, I'm so disappointed in you. So the guy shouldn't get the girl. He got the bronze. Maybe they can take that away from him for being a slobbery wuss. This has been Kennedy Saves the World. I'm Kennedy. Listen. Ad free With a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple podcasts and Amazon prime members can listen to this show ad free on the Amazon music app. Oh, go ahead and leave me a review while you're there. I'd love to hear what you have to say. You've been listening to Kennedy Saves the World on the Fox News Podcast Network.