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Hello and welcome to this episode of Kennedy Saves the World. Apparently now I have to save the Bachelor franchise because they really screwed the pooch casting this violent hothead, Taylor, Frankie Paul. I didn't really know anything about her. I don't watch the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. And I understand that they cast her because she's got 7 million followers on Instagram and TikTok. I don't know why. She seems horribly uninteresting, basic and ordinary. And on top of that, she's a domestic abuser. Convicted felony aggravated assault. And those were the charges that were pled down on her behalf. And if she could just keep her fist to herself after three years, that would have been downgraded to a misdemeanor. But she couldn't do that. ABC knew that and still decided to cast her as the Bachelorette because they have to compete with franchises like Love island and Love Is Blind. And those can be sexy and salacious and crazy and chaotic because streamers don't have the kind of safeguards that a network has. And so they're hoping to juice the ratings with someone who has a high profile and who can already reach a massive audience while at the same time casting someone who is going to be spicy with all the dudes who are lined up to plug her outlet. So, speaking of which, she slept with her baby daddy the night before she left for the Bachelorette. That in and of itself should be a red flag. They covered that on season four of Mormon Wives, but that wasn't the problematic thing. She and her second baby daddy, she has two babies with the first Tate, and she has a child with Dakota. And she and Dakota did the horizontal mambo before she was gonna shag 22 dudes in the Bachelor mansion. And they obviously have a very physical and violent relationship. And you know, somehow this week ABC knew about the the 20, 23 assault. They knew that she was arrested and charged and convicted and that they know that she's a violent person. They know that she's a violent mom, but still thought that it might be a bang up idea for a mother of three pretty young children. I believe her oldest is eight, to be gone for a few months getting her her. Her garden manicured by a bunch of horny greenskeepers. But they cast her and then magically the video comes out of her throwing metal chairs at her baby daddy and apparently one of them hit the child. So that's why she was initially charged with domestic assault and child abuse and somehow got those downgraded to just aggravated assault, which wasn't enough. But you see this video and of course her spokesperson is trying is in crisis PR mode saying like, oh, finally, you know, she's brave enough to face her accuser. It's like, you know, is. Is he brave enough to face his accuser? Because she is trying to destroy Dakota's reputation and he is probably a total dirtbag. He is probably a pharmaceutical grade bag. It. It seems like it by all accounts. And these toxic people in these love addicted relationships just can't quit each other. And they keep going back and then they pull away and then they get violent. They have kids. Like, you have the responsibility to, to comport yourself very differently than you would and your drunken early twenties when you make the contract to bring children into the world. And obviously there are people who cannot abide by that. Those people should not be rewarded with an entire season of the Bachelorette and ABC New and that's on them. I don't feel bad that Disney, ABC is losing tens of millions of dollars. That was stupid casting. I mean, that is what you get. The problem is now, after all of this, people are so intrigued by this train wreck story and no one is cheering for her. You know, no one is cheering that she gains custody of her children again. I mean, the woman obviously is a bad person who needs help. Don't go anywhere more Kennedy Saves the World right after this.
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So what do you do with a bad person from an entertainment perspective? You turn them into a heel. You turn them into a villain. So what ABC should do is just go back and re edit the whole thing. And apparently, according to one insider from the production, the season was disastrous. The season was chaotic and there was so much buildup because they know that fans of the franchise are going to watch that I believe they've only had like one true Bachelor male villain in the history of the show. That doesn't include Bachelor in Paradise. Because everyone there is like a walking herpe. But here if you are rooting against her, that's what everyone is doing. That's why people are so intrigued by her story. Because they're like, okay, you have a successful Hulu show, you've got kids like you're the founder of Mom Talk, you've got fake boobs and hair extensions, like what more could you want? So I don't feel bad for her and in that regard, but people would love to grudge watch her. So that is the only choice that ABC has now is to go back and re edit everything and take the very worst parts of her waking up with, you know, her extensions all askew, just like farting with pimples. And you know, guys walk by going, oh man, she smells. I'm just doing this for the TV time because obviously they're filming 24 hours a day, they have plenty of bad stuff. But they've always just tried to create this Halo narrative around the people who stars the Bachelor and Bachelorette. So the audience is rooting for them. That is old fashioned. That's why the franchise itself is dying. So just re edit the whole thing and make her the heel. Let us hate her. And then, you know, maybe you go and you reshoot the ending. So if, if someone proposed, knowing what he knows now, go to the stupid final rose ceremony and give her a swift one right in the kisser and she see if she can take it as well as she dishes it out. I doubt she can. She looks very fragile and I don't wish her harm. But I, I do think that for people who are now I'm One of those people like, I will tune in for the last three weeks of the Bachelor. I will, I will tune in from the home visits on and I think a lot of people like that because the show is really good at giving backstory. So that's all you have to do is like re edit it, make her look horrible and then you know, redo the home visits and then see what you end up with in the end and maybe it will do it live. And that way you just give everyone the unpredictability of, you know, and be completely honest. Hey, you know, we just, we kept what we had. She's a horrible person. We're not rewarding her. But you know, we have all these make goods with advertisers, affiliates and, and our international obligation. So we have to put the show on. So we hate her too. So we went back and took a second look at everything and now we are going to redo the ending just for you and give people some real drama and then frog march her right to the who scow and let her rot in prison for a little while. And she's still clapping back at people on social media. I mean this, this woman is an absolute loon who is deserving of zero accolades. She should be held financially accountable for the damage that she personally has done to ABC and the millions of people who did want to grudge, watch her and just enjoy her face plant before the world. So I can't imagine that ABC is going to withhold that from us. Obviously they're going to do something otherwise they have to cancel the entire franchise. Not just the Bachelor, the Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise and the Centrum Silver Bachelor, which is a lot of people's favorite. Which just goes to show there are tons of people in the world who are perverts for old people porn. And that's why the golden batch was so successful, which is great for me in my, my future silver haired endeavors. All right, Taylor, Frankie, Paul, you're a horrible person and bad things happen and this the only good that will come of it is the masses have the ability to be entertained. Now that I have given ABC an exit strategy again, this has been Kennedy Saves the World. I'm Kennedy. Listen ad free With a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts and Amazon prime members can listen to this show ad free on the Amazon music app. Oh, go ahead and leave me a review while you're there. I'd love to hear what you have to say. You've been listening to Kennedy Saves the World on the Fox News podcast network.
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Podcast: Kennedy Saves the World
Episode Title: Taylor Frankie Paul, Your Time Has Come and Gone
Date: March 24, 2026
Host: Kennedy (Lisa Kennedy Montgomery)
This episode centers on the controversial casting of social media influencer Taylor Frankie Paul as the latest Bachelorette on ABC. Kennedy, with her trademark irreverence and sharp wit, critiques the Bachelor franchise’s decision, dives into the toxic personal life of Taylor Frankie Paul, and suggests both the perverse incentives and possible solutions in reality TV when stars become public villains. The episode is a biting monologue, blending pop culture analysis with Kennedy’s unapologetic commentary.
[00:40] Kennedy opens with disbelief at ABC’s casting of Taylor Frankie Paul:
Insight:
[01:40] Kennedy outlines Paul’s tumultuous personal relationships:
[02:30] Noteworthy details on the domestic violence case:
Critical Observation:
[06:16] Kennedy discusses ABC’s next moves:
[08:08] Kennedy on grudge-watching:
[09:30] Kennedy’s skepticism about ABC and audience motives:
Cultural Satire:
[10:00] Kennedy jokes about Bachelor franchise spin-offs:
[10:55] Final sign-off:
On Taylor’s Selection:
"She seems horribly uninteresting, basic and ordinary. And on top of that, she's a domestic abuser." — Kennedy [00:45]
On Reality TV Incentives:
"You have the responsibility to comport yourself very differently than you would in your drunken early twenties when you make the contract to bring children into the world." — Kennedy [03:50]
On Editing for Villainy:
"You turn them into a heel. You turn them into a villain. So what ABC should do is just go back and re-edit the whole thing." — Kennedy [06:17]
On Audience Motivation:
"People would love to grudge watch her. So that is the only choice that ABC has now — go back and re-edit everything and take the very worst parts..." — Kennedy [08:08]
On Schadenfreude:
"Just enjoy her face plant before the world. So I can't imagine that ABC is going to withhold that from us." — Kennedy [09:30]
On Franchise Spin-offs:
"There are tons of people in the world who are perverts for old people porn. And that's why the golden batch was so successful, which is great for me in my future silver haired endeavors." — Kennedy [10:15]
Kennedy delivers a fiery take on the Bachelor franchise’s disastrous casting of Taylor Frankie Paul, lambasting both ABC’s priorities and the realities of contemporary celebrity. She satirizes the shifting morality of both networks and viewers, proposing that the only sensible path forward is to embrace the train wreck and turn Paul into the franchise's ultimate villain for the audience to grudge-watch. The episode is part scandal recap, part reality TV autopsy, and all signature Kennedy wit.