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Foreign. Hello, and welcome to this episode of Kennedy Saves the World. I'm gonna do my impression of Olivia Rinaldi, who is network White House correspondent. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Taylor Swift's engaged. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Get a grip, people. What? What? Seriously, what is wrong with you? Is there. It's either completely insulting to Taylor Swift because you had zero faith that she could actually nab a man and get engaged and potentially more than likely walk down the altar aisle, whatever the hell it's called, or you have absolutely nothing going on in your life. And if that is the case, you need to get a life. You need to get a hobby. You need to do volunteer work. You need to get off dating apps. You need to no longer listen to her music because you take all of her adolescent poems a little too literally, and this all has to stop. Yes, she's famous. She is phenomenally talented. I love Taylor Swift's music. I make no apologies for that. I think that she is a great songwriter. I think she's a wonderful lyricist. I don't think she is an English teacher. I think there's something so adolescent and stunted about her ability to emotionally reflect. But still, it's why I love movies like Clueless and Legally Blonde and Bring it on, because everyone loves the adolescent era in their lives. We all want to go back to it. There's a part of us that live in high school for eternity. But having said that, she's not the English teacher. She can be the music teacher or the drama teacher. She is not the English teacher. And she puts herself out there like she's this incredible academic, like, did you even graduate from high school? I didn't graduate from high school, but I don't run around going, oh, my God, I'm so smart. I'm such an academic and such an intellectual, even though I did graduate from college with Latin honors from. From the honors college as a Regent Scholar. But that doesn't mean I'm smart. It just means that I turned everything in on time, essentially. And now everyone is obsessed with this wedding, which is already super annoying. Number one, I think that those proposal photos were absolutely staged. That is supposedly Travis Kelce's garden. Okay, if that's Travis Kelce's garden, then she has been cultivating it to make it look like the artwork from the Lover album, and that's really gross. There's something about that that is disgusting. Everything in her life is completely micromanaged, including the angle, the lighting, her hand on his face, the, the whole thing. Like, I really believe they got engaged. Absolutely. I do not believe that the moment they got engaged was that moment that was photographed and memorialized the way that we have been fed. Uh, that's number one. Number two, the bachelorette party. It is going to be full of so many hurt feelings. Blake Lively obviously not going. She's not going to be invited to the wedding. That friendship is over. She's going to make a public show of it somehow. You know, there's going to be a diss track or two for Blake on the Life of a Showgirl, which is her album that's coming out October 3rd and there are already six sold out vinyl versions of it. Which is also a little strange that this engagement announcement coincides with both the release of all the rare vinyl editions of her latest album and the beginning of his NFL season. And so now we are gonna know that Ice Spice is going and Selena Gomez is going to the bachelorette party. But. But not Jamie King and obviously not Katy Perry and not Carly Kloss. Oh, it's Britney Mahomes will go. You know why? The only reason she hangs out with Britney Mahomes is so she goes home like Patrick. You have to keep throwing the ball to Travis. Isn't he your favorite tight end? That's why Taylor Swift is friends with her. There is utility in everything that she does. And now people are going to obsess about, you know, who, who's going to make her wedding dress, where are they going to get married? They said it's going to be private and casual malarkey. Everything of it. Like even if it's casual, it's going to be forced casual. Ah, unless they have it at a cracker Barrel. Then the. The whole thing already to me is so incredibly nauseating. Don't go anywhere more. Kennedy saves the world right after this.
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When the Chiefs lost the Super Bowl, I was like, good, because if they won, we were going to get a stupid proposal. And Travis, big, dumb, sweaty caveman Travis was going to get down on one knee then, but he lost because he had a horrible season, because he's distracted by his proxy fame. He's more famous because of her. Jason Kelce has been thrusted upon us because of Taylor Swift. And now we're going to see Jason Kelce's hairy nipples everywhere because that has been normalized. Because now he is, is more famous than anyone in the NFL. And he's really, he's. He's not even that good or that clever as a commentator. And I know they make a bunch of money from their New Heights podcast, blah, blah, blah. And she's not just his sugar mama, although she has a lot more Runway left on her career than he does on his. And do you believe that he's the one who designed the ring? If so, it's kind of ugly. It's really not the cutest engagement ring I've ever seen. Frankly, I expected a little more from her because, you know, he didn't go in there. Like, even if it's kind of ugly, it's kind of ugly because she decided and, you know, she went in with 3D drawings with the jeweler and knew exactly what she wanted. There are no accidents in her life. Even on the New Heights podcast. The only thing she got emotional about, it wasn't her relationship, it wasn't her father, it wasn't, you know, the significance of the passage of time. Her best gal pal, Kamala, who she endorsed. It was about getting her dumb masters back. She'd already released, what, four of the six albums? Five of the six. I don't know. And now she gets back. It's all about me. That's what it will only and always ever be about. And, and that part of it, her personal life, I can't stand. Because you know why? Like, like I'm Happy. She's happy. I want them to be happy in private over there so we don't have to live every single detail. It was better when she was with Joe Alwyn because at least there was a little bit of dignity in her relationship because he didn't want it broadcast everywhere. But Travis Kelsey is a massive attention. He talked about how he tried to put my phone number on one of the friendship bracelets. He's so annoying. And she's gonna get annoyed by him. And I don't. I want them to be happy, but I also know there's no time soon is there going to be a great breakup album and this Life of a Showgirl with Max. What's his dip shellback. It's gonna be like a packet of Sweet and low. It's going to be this prepackaged chemical Swedish dance pop that was probably written and produced by AI. We've already got a song generators. We don't need a new Taylor Swift album for that. The more emotional albums are actually are better ones. The. The. There were way too many tracks on the tortured poets department. That album was twice as long as it should have been. It did not need to be 31 tracks. And supposedly there's just a dozen on the Life of Showgirl. It's. It's gonna be saccharine. It's. You know, it's like Travis, like, there gonna be some bangers on there. Bang, bang, bang. I don't trust him as a music critic. I don't even think he's a good football player anymore. And he doesn't know how to dress himself. Is he gonna. Is he gonna parade around in some more loose fitting, unattractive clothing with a Gucci bucket hatchet? As you can tell, like I've had my fill of them. I am done. Go, go get married at a cracker barrel in the middle of the night so I don't have to hear anything else about it. Put out good music in like three years. Give it a rest. We get it. You write these little teenage poems all the time and you have great producers who work with you. Poor Jack Antonoff. He has nothing to do with this album and his feelings are probably hurt. I interviewed him several times back when he was fun, but now he's not even part of that. All right, so Taylor Travis trailer. Go. Go away. We will listen to your old music in peace. This has been Kennedy saves the world. Always saving your world. I'm Kennedy. Listen ad free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple podcasts and Amazon prime members can listen to this show ad free on the Amazon music app. Oh, go ahead and leave me a review while you're there. I'd love to hear what you have to say. You've been listening to Kennedy Saves the World on the Fox News Podcast Network.
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