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Hello and welcome to this episode of Kennedy Saves the World. I I'm assuming you had a better weekend than Tiger Woods. That poor bastard. It was very interesting. So I was on the five and we were discussing his dui because the news broke on Friday, early evening here in New York City, that he had been charged with dui, driving under impairment while intoxicated. I don't know what the hell they call it in Florida, but the point is he was hammered and not on alcohol. And it's very funny because those people rushing to his defense like, but he wasn't drinking. He blew triple zeros. Obviously, Ding dongs. You can be impaired not just by alcohol. You can be impaired by weed, buy pills, Huff and gasoline. And it sounds like Tyler was Tyler. Tiger was doing maybe a combination of all of those things because he clearly is an addict and he has refused so far to get a driver because he's a private person and he doesn't want anyone knowing that he's super high on pills all the time. And that's why he, he chooses to drive himself. He obviously drives too fast and he's a big fan of rollover crashes. That's the only explanation for someone who almost died five years ago getting behind the wheel of a car in a suburban neighborhood trying to overtake someone as though he's in a NASCAR race and then flipping over. The car just slides on its side for quite some time because he was going really, really fast and out of control. And because he has a problem reporting is that he's already been to rehab once. He needs to go back immediately. And I know it's very difficult because he is one of those people who is in chronic pain. He has had a number of surgeries and illnesses and he is prescribed whatever he wants because he's worth a billion and a half dollars. And if one doctor shuts you down, you can just find 16 more who are willing to write prescriptions for or literally whatever you want, especially if it's not in your name. And I have no doubt that he has been getting everything that he wants. It certainly is not what he needs because here he is on the precipice of total disaster. And I feel bad for his girlfriend. Now, his girlfriend, Vanessa Trump, is Donald Trump Jr. S ex wife. They have five kids together and their kids are between 11 and 18. So she has her hands full. She's a single mom. Her grandchildren are the grandchildren of the President of the United States. And because of that, they are afforded Secret Service protection. The Secret Service has now said they are not going to allow Tiger woods to drive them. I. No one should allow Tiger woods to be driving them. Any, any person, no matter if they have terminal cancer or they themselves are deeply impaired. There is no one on God's green and golden earth who should be subjected to Tiger woods driving. He is an awful driver. Babylon B had quite a bit of fun this weekend with Tiger Woods. The memes were outstanding. There was one meme of a horrific NASCAR crash where a car flipped over numerous times and then went around the track on its side. And the text was, tiger woods racing to the pharmacy. It sucks, because now, unfortunately, he is the butt of forever jokes. And there was so much goodwill. So my sexy teenage fiance is a huge golf fan, is a massive Tiger woods fan. Whenever Tiger is golfing, he is cheering for him. He has been able to look past the infidelity and the, the crash when his ex wife was chasing him with a golf Club and the DUI arrest in 2017 and the rollover crash in 2021 and all of the surgeries and all of the excuses. He's looked past all that stuff and even he was absolutely exhausted and exasperated at the idea that Tiger woods has done it once again. And my big problem here is a problem that I have with any person who is an alcoholic or a drug addict. I don't, I don't care how sick you are with the disease of addiction. You still have responsibility. You still, if you know how to operate a car, you know that you should not be operating a car when you've taken handfuls of pills just to get through the day. And if you are worried about your privacy, then pay someone three times the going rate. Uh, so they sign 75 different ironclad NDAs so they don't talk about what a jerk you are when you are driving, when you are being driven from point A to point B. And I think that's where a lot of his fans are because there has been so much goodwill. There have been so many second, third and fourth chances from people who want him to still win a few more majors. That's not gonna happen. I mean, the guy is an absolute wreck. He's a shell of himself emotionally. Don't go anywhere more. Kennedy saves the world right after this.
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and Jim Gray was on the five when we were talking about it when the news broke, and he said that, you know the big problem with Tiger Woods? He cannot walk the golf course and he doesn't want to have an advantage over any of his competitors. And being driven in a cart, although he might qualify for it, is an advantage. But now that he's 50 and he qualifies for the Senior Tour, he won't necessarily be winning majors, but he can be driven around in a cart and you know, he needs to be on probation of some kind. There, there has to be some level of accountability because a public cultural shaming for him has not been enough. And with all the money and all the resources in the world, you can go to the best rehab, you can have the best team of therapists and doctors and pain pain management specialists who can help get you back on track to first and foremost being a functioning person, being A functioning person being a functioning parent for his kids, Sam and Charlie, you know, and I hope Charlie someday is an amazing golfer. And it's very tough to see your parent publicly humiliated like this. And the guy has already lost so much. You know, he lost his initial family with Elin, with their two beautiful kids, and he couldn't keep it in his pants. And you just have to think that if his father were alive now, he would have bullied and browbeaten him into not being such an ass. And, you know, risking so much because you still have so much to live for because you're Tiger woods with ability, but now you're Tiger woods who is just a mockery because it seems like he's almost got a suicide wish. Someone who is driving like that so fast that they, it's so easy for them to get out of control and roll like that. It's like he doesn't care about his own life and that sucks. But what he should care about are other people who are also on that suburban road. You know, that, that two lane narrow road with a 30 mile an hour speed limit. So, and this is why we always joke that we have to bring bullying back, we have to bring shame back. Because in, in this era, when we're witnessing the death of shame where no one cares and no one can sink low enough, this is what happens. And then, you know, people get hurt and people die. I say the same thing about Britney Spears. You know, you look at Justin Timberlake, all of these people have so much to lose, and they may not be at the ultimate pinnacle of their respective careers, but they still all have children. You know, they. They still all have, hopefully, things that they are striving for creatively, artistically, professionally, athletically. And you want them to keep going, but at some point they have to keep going without your goodwill because they have exhausted everyone else's emotional resources who, up until this point, many of us have been able to look past all of that, but no more Tiger. You are capable of so much more. But it will be a long time before people trust you and extend you that empathy and kindness once again because you have squandered it and you have to earn it back. And, you know, being a private person doesn't mean that you get to put other people at risk, even though everyone else has put you at the center of their world. And I had an agent for a long time who loved sports so much. Like, he was one of the biggest sports fans that I knew. And I asked him, like, you know, you're A successful agent with actors and hosts and movie directors. You know, why didn't you ever become a sports agent? And he said the people like Tiger woods, he didn't say Tiger Woods. But you know, the point is people who are the very best at what they do, actors who become famous, usually it happens during adulthood and they have had to struggle and they have had to struggle against themselves and in a competitive environment where they have to question everything. And there's a level of humility to that. But someone who is a phenomenal athlete with these God given gifts and they have been recognized as being exceptional from the time they could pick up whatever implement of sport they used to become a legend. So Tiger woods has been Tiger woods since he was like six. So he is never normalized, he is, he is never properly socialized. So someone like that is just a massive pain in the ass. And I understand why Vanessa Trump would give him an ultimatum. You know, it's like, think about it. You've got five kids. Four of them are teenagers. That's enough to, to keep any woman up at night. Five of them. So now Tiger is your petulant, annoying and suicidal sixth child. That sounds exhausting beyond belief. So I wouldn't be surprised if they decouple throughout this unless he does get really serious about psychological and addiction rehab in order to pick himself up once again. Come on, Tiger, give us that.
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Grr, buddy.
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You used to be grate, but now you're just kind of a douche. This has been Kennedy saves the world Trying to save Tiger Woods. I'm Kennedy. Listen ad free with the Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple podcasts and Amazon Prime. Members can listen to this show ad free on the Amazon music app. Oh, go ahead and leave me a review while you're there. I'd love to hear what you have to say. You've been listening to Kennedy Saves the world on the Fox News podcast network.
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Date: March 30, 2026
Host: Kennedy
This episode focuses on the latest Tiger Woods DUI incident, analyzing it as both a personal crisis for Woods and a reflection on addiction, accountability, and lost goodwill. With her signature wit and uncompromising style, Kennedy explores the cultural and personal dimensions of Tiger’s ongoing struggles, the public's reaction, and what it all means for those around him.
"He clearly is an addict and he has refused so far to get a driver because he's a private person and he doesn't want anyone knowing that he's super high on pills all the time." (01:18)
"There was one meme of a horrific NASCAR crash...and the text was, 'Tiger Woods racing to the pharmacy.'" (03:45)
"Even he was absolutely exhausted and exasperated at the idea that Tiger Woods has done it once again." (04:40)
"I don't care how sick you are with the disease of addiction. You still have responsibility." (04:58)
"At some point they have to keep going without your goodwill because they have exhausted everyone else's emotional resources..." (12:06)
"We always joke that we have to bring bullying back, we have to bring shame back. Because in this era, when we're witnessing the death of shame...this is what happens." (10:19)
Kennedy wraps up by addressing Tiger directly, expressing hope for his recovery but underscoring that empathy and respect must be earned back through real change.
"Come on, Tiger, give us that...You used to be grate, but now you're just kind of a douche." (13:29–13:30)
Summary prepared for listeners who haven't heard the episode: This episode offers a candid, critical, and insightful look at Tiger Woods’ latest downfall, linking it to broader issues of addiction, celebrity entitlement, personal accountability, and public fatigue with repeated bad behavior. Kennedy critiques with both sharp humor and real concern—making for an engaging, provocative listen.