Transcript
Kennedy (0:00)
Foreign welcome to this episode of Kennedy Saves the World. So we have to ask a very important question today. Is there such thing as reincarnation? When we die, is there a possibility we are reincarnated and our soul is. Inhabits another body? I have always felt, after reading Plato's the Phaedo, that the soul is immortal, but the immortality of the soul does not require reincarnation. Which, of course, brings us to YouTuber Trisha Paytas, who has three children. Her most recent child was born July 12th of this year. But there are a lot of people who feel that Trisha Paytas children are the reincarnated souls of very, very famous people.
Trisha Paytas (0:59)
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Kennedy (1:00)
It's a super funny conspiracy theory. But stick with me. You're like, who's Trisha Paytas? Um, she spoofed Jessica Simpson in an Eminem video, and she was a stripper in la and then did this thing called. I know I might get the word wrong. And that's okay. Mukbanging, which is where. It's a Korean word where people apparently eat food so other people watch them. And so she's famous for mukbanging and crying and. And being a former stripper and an Eminem video. Fake Jessica Simpson. So having said that, she now has. And she was on Celebrity Big Brother. She is a very famous YouTuber who is also not only a prolific side hustler, but also a prolific baby maker because she's had three kids. So this is where the conspiracy kicks in. So Queen Elizabeth, as you may remember, and I'm sure you have this written down on your calendar, died on my 50th birthday. And that is how I will always remember my 50th birthday, because I love the show the Crown, therefore I love Queen Elizabeth and the memory of her. Didn't think as much of her before I started watching the Crown, but I'm. I guess I'm a huge Netflix fan. Even more so now that they cut ties with Harry and Meghan. And that's where I started to follow F1, watch and drive to survive. And now I love F1 and I love the Queen, God rest her soul. So she died September 8, 2022. Trisha Paytas's first child, who is named Malibu Barbie, was born September 14th. So Trisha Paytas's fans were like, obviously, it's the Queen reincarnated. So for six days, the Queen was.
Trisha Paytas (2:43)
In heaven, going, oh, I have to pick the perfect soul. Who shall I inhabit? Well, I guess I am the perfect soul, but I need a body. So I see we have an erotic dancer who's turned into an influenza, and her name is Trisha Patis. I will call her Trish, and she is a dish, and I will inhabit the body of her firstborn. May her name be Malibu Barbie, and may she always live a life of service.
Kennedy (3:19)
So hence the conspiracy theory was born. So last year, Trisha Paytas had another child. Just two years. Like, she's. She's cranking him out. So there was no big notable death until this year when the Pope died. So the Pope died a year after Trisha Paytas, his daughter Elvis was born. So people were, like, kind of grasping at straws here, but they're like, there we go. The Pope sort of retroactively inhabited the body of baby Elvis, and now Elvis is a toddler with a totally different personality and an air of holiness and with a dash of socialism thrown in because it was Pope Francis who died, as you remember, this year. So people are like, oh, well, obviously the second Paytas baby is the Pope. So you got the queen, you got the Pope. And who did we hear about being born last week? Aquaman. Don't go anywhere. More Kennedy Saves the World right after this.
