Accidental Discharge - Full Episode

Summary

KFC Radio Episode Summary: "Accidental Discharge"

Release Date: May 29, 2025
Hosted by Kevin Clancy, John Feidelberg, Jackie, Eddie, Una, and KFC

I. Opening Banter and Shoe Shenanigans ([00:50] – [02:00])

The episode kicks off with lighthearted discussions about footwear, setting a casual and humorous tone. KFC shares his frustration with a pair of yellow sneakers he recently purchased:

KFC ([01:26]): "I walked out, ripped the tag off right away like an animal. Took one look at the mirror, I was like, I hate these."

His friends respond with playful teasing about the unique style and color of his shoes, leading to a lively exchange about fashion choices and personal preferences.

II. Music Misunderstandings and Industry Insights ([02:00] – [04:30])

The conversation shifts to KFC’s trip to London and a mix-up involving a band’s name:

KFC ([02:15]): "It was awesome. I think London's like, what were you doing there? R.C. dry was there playing."

Kevin Clancy clarifies the confusion, realizing they referred to the band as AC Law instead of R.C. Drive. This leads to a broader discussion about the challenges musicians face in gaining recognition beyond garage bands, emphasizing the difficulty of breaking into the music industry compared to becoming influencers or podcasters.

III. The Podcasting Plunge and Creative Barriers ([04:30] – [09:00])

Eddie introduces the topic of podcasting, highlighting how saturated the platform has become:

Eddie ([04:24]): "I would also say that like podcasting, for example, we're used to like the platform, like having A. Like, there's. I have friends who start a podcast, and they probably get three viewers."

The hosts delve into the low barriers to entry in podcasting and the fleeting nature of online fame. They discuss how the ease of starting a podcast often leads to many starting but few maintaining long-term success, underscoring the importance of consistent effort and the challenges of standing out in a crowded digital space.

IV. Creativity Under Scrutiny: Fear of Online Judgment ([09:00] – [17:00])

Jackie brings up the pervasive fear of being judged or deemed "cringe" by a wide online audience, contrasting it with the more intimate feedback from a small group:

Jackie ([09:25]): "I'm more likely to try because I'm like, who cares? Like, they're not 300 people. It doesn't really."

The discussion highlights how the potential for wide-reaching criticism online can stifle creativity and discourage individuals from expressing themselves freely. The hosts advocate for embracing imperfections and the benefits of sharing creative endeavors without the paralyzing fear of negative feedback.

V. Personal Struggles and Self-Sabotage in Hobbies ([17:00] – [24:00])

Eddie shares his experiences with wakeboarding, revealing a pattern of self-sabotage to avoid outshining friends:

Eddie ([17:28]): "I can't be like, I'm so a good wakeboarder. He's like the best tasting guy in the world. This is on bomb, bro."

This vulnerability sparks a conversation about the challenges of maintaining friendships while pursuing personal excellence, touching on themes of insecurity and the fear of alienating peers through success.

VI. Listener Interaction: Accidental Gun Discharge Reddit Post ([24:00] – [34:00])

The hosts engage with a listener-submitted Reddit post detailing alarming incidents of accidental gun discharges:

Jackie ([21:46]): "It's me. I actually forgot about it and I just found it. This is the funniest thing you'll ever hear in your life. It's a Reddit post."

They discuss the severity of the situation, addressing the dangers of negligent firearm handling and the broader implications for gun safety. The conversation underscores the importance of responsible gun ownership and the real-life consequences of accidental discharges.

VII. AI as Therapy: Benefits and Privacy Concerns ([34:00] – [44:00])

Eddie raises concerns about using AI for therapy, questioning the privacy and authenticity of digital counseling:

Eddie ([19:11]): "I feel like those people obviously have never had somebody go through their phone before."

The hosts debate the merits and risks of AI-driven therapy, highlighting issues such as data security, the potential for breaches, and the limitations of AI in addressing deep-seated emotional issues. They ponder whether AI can genuinely replace human therapists and the ethical considerations involved.

VIII. Animal Anecdotes and the Parrot Army Idea ([44:00] – [56:00])

The conversation takes a whimsical turn as the hosts share stories about pets, particularly focusing on Jackie’s recounting of an iguana and the humorous idea of assembling a "parrot army":

Jackie ([55:09]): "As a college student, she had three parrots. That's the most insane thing I've ever heard in my life."

This segment blends humor with personal anecdotes, exploring the quirky aspects of pet ownership and the absurdity of having multiple parrots, leading to playful banter about managing such pets.

IX. Pop Culture and Music Discussions: Machine Gun Kelly ([56:00] – [73:00])

The hosts delve into a discussion about Machine Gun Kelly’s latest song and evolving musical style:

Kevin Clancy ([63:33]): "Oh, really? I love this little Diddy Bop. It's such a, like a, such a stupid song, but it's great."

They analyze MGK's versatility in blending genres and his ability to pivot between rap and pop-punk, acknowledging both the criticism and appreciation from different fan bases. The conversation reflects on the challenges artists face when diversifying their musical talents and the mixed reception that often accompanies such efforts.

X. Closing Banter and Final Thoughts ([73:00] – [End])

In the final segments, the hosts continue with their signature banter, sharing more personal stories and humorous anecdotes. They reflect on the ups and downs of sports fandom, touching on the emotional investment and the impact of team performance on personal well-being:

Kevin Clancy ([73:28]): "Yeah, I've said this before, and I just feel like it's getting worse and worse and worse."

The episode concludes with lighthearted interactions, maintaining the show’s engaging and entertaining atmosphere.

Notable Quotes:

• KFC ([01:26]): "I hate these [yellow sneakers]."
• Eddie ([04:24]): "I have friends who start a podcast, and they probably get three viewers."
• Jackie ([09:25]): "I'm more likely to try because I'm like, who cares? Like, they're not 300 people."
• Eddie ([19:11]): "I feel like those people obviously have never had somebody go through their phone before."
• Kevin Clancy ([63:33]): "I love this little Diddy Bop. It's such a, like a, such a stupid song, but it's great."

Conclusion

"Accidental Discharge" offers a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and insightful discussions on topics ranging from sports fandom and AI therapy to gun safety and pop culture. The hosts’ dynamic interactions and relatable conversations provide an engaging listening experience, capturing the essence of a quintessential bar conversation in podcast form. Whether debating the merits of Machine Gun Kelly’s latest track or sharing tales of pet ownership, KFC Radio delivers a rich and entertaining episode that resonates with both regular listeners and newcomers alike.

Transcript

[Kevin Clancy]

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[John Feidelberg]

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[Kevin Clancy]

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[Jackie]

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[Kevin Clancy]

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[Jackie]

My husband has fired three live rounds into the wall. I like those shoes. Thanks.

[Kevin Clancy]

They look like Fidalbergs.

[Jackie]

Are they?

[Eddie]

These are the ones that.

[Kevin Clancy]

Probably the same size too.

[Eddie]

Shut up. Wait.

[Kevin Clancy]

Shut up.

[Eddie]

My socks are also. Don't look at my socks.

[Jackie]

I actually like the socks.

[Eddie]

Really?

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

They're just like stars.

[KFC]

I bought. I bought these and.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, those look like. Like those are unique too.

[KFC]

I walked out, ripped the tag off right away like an animal. Took one look at the mirror, I was like, I hate these. And I went back in. They're like, you ripped the tag off. Why the would I buy yellow sneakers?

[Kevin Clancy]

Why are you wearing them if you hate them?

[KFC]

What's up?

[Kevin Clancy]

Why are you wearing them if you hate them?

[KFC]

Because I gotta get some use out of it.

[Jackie]

No, I like the ground for the next couple weeks.

[Eddie]

European shoes.

[Kevin Clancy]

I couldn't. I was about to say that they're either like European driving shoes or soccer shoes or wrestling shoes as they caught.

[KFC]

My eye in the windows. I need. I don't think white people are supposed to wear these. I think that's what it is.

[Kevin Clancy]

I'm too white to wear these.

[Jackie]

Were you drunk?

[Kevin Clancy]

A little bit.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[KFC]

Four Guinnesses.

[Kevin Clancy]

Oh, right. You were in. So these literally are Europeans. I didn't realize that. You got them over there? Yeah. How was that trip?

[KFC]

It was awesome. I think London's like, what were you doing there? R.C. dry was there playing.

[Kevin Clancy]

You mean A.C. law.

[KFC]

A.C. law was there. We said it about a hundred times. They came out as AC Law.

[Kevin Clancy]

Did you see that clip? It was Bob Fogg. RC Drive was on my mom's basement. And the clip, the. The promo clip was like, people are big fans. Like some bigger than others. And it was like Brianna they were talking about how Brianna loves RC Drive and how much she posts about them. And then, and they were like, and then there's kfc. And I was like, whoa, wait, wait, I'm a fan.

[Jackie]

Why?

[Kevin Clancy]

I was getting painted as the guy who like, is not the fan. And it's because I called him AC Law. I think AC Law is a great name. I think it was like on this, I, I was like, what's the name of your, your friend's band? AC Law. So I guess I like, I didn't like say it was their name, but. But I think they should be AC Law. So they were like, you were like shooting them or you just went over.

[Jackie]

I went over there.

[KFC]

They were doing a UK tour and I timed up where like, I could take the weekend off.

[Kevin Clancy]

We should talk to them. I'm very interested in like, we've talked to comics when things blow up. But I'd like to talk to like music people when, when you, when you have that moment of like, it's working, we did it. Not like, you know, not like you're multi platinum, whatever, but it's like you're not like a garage band anymore, you know, like you're. Yeah, yeah. Or like that's whatever it is, you know, you're gonna have more opportunities, maybe this band, but maybe next band, something, you know what I mean? Like you've, you've arrived enough that labels and radio and whoever's gonna be taking interest. That's got to be a cool feeling.

[Jackie]

Once you're doing European tours.

[KFC]

I think you're gonna be.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's also like, like I feel like it's still pretty hard in music, you know what I mean? Like, I feel like you can blow up as an influencer, a podcast or a Tick Tocker probably more easily than any other medium or any other like. Yeah, you know, but yeah, I guess.

[Jackie]

I, I also don't know, like Tick tock sounds, they pop, right? Yeah, but does that count?

[KFC]

But they do come and go pretty fast.

[Kevin Clancy]

And I don't know how you like. Do you make money off that? Do you get a deal off of that? Do you like that might. It's like, cool. You went. It's like it's like going viral. Like, it's like, great. My video did get a Tik Tok.

[KFC]

Song you could probably play at Sweet 16 for a couple years.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, that's guaranteed. But then what happens after that?

[Eddie]

I would also say that like podcasting, for example, we're used to like the platform, like having A. Like, there's. I have friends who start a podcast, and they probably get three viewers. Like, for every podcast that we start here, there's, like, a bunch that starts here. But like, most people, everyone has a podcast, and most of them get three views.

[Jackie]

Does everyone have a podcast? Is that still a thing?

[Kevin Clancy]

A lot of people at least give it a whirl. You know, I think there's just a very. I. I think. And I understand why when you, like, watch, like, if you take us, for example, like, I don't think what we do is, like, revolutionary. You know what I mean? I don't think anybody looks at it and it's like, we're like, if someone were to watch out of order and watch mascots, like, I don't think I can do that. You guys are, like, acting, you know, I think I could do this with my buddies. You know what I mean? You could. Yeah. Anyway, you know what?

[Jackie]

This is why.

[Kevin Clancy]

Remember we talked about how. How. How bad you are promoting. The acting's not really good. You might hate it.

[Jackie]

Go watch this. If you want to make a TV show, you can get it done.

[Kevin Clancy]

But I think there's a very. There's a very misguided thought of, like, me and my friends could do that. And it's like. And maybe you could, but you don't. Yeah, there's a lot of people that probably do have a really funny friend dynamic. And if you record twice a week, every week, and you make clips and you post and you did, and you maybe could. That's why everybody falls off. Like, very few people keep it up.

[Jackie]

I've always said that about, like, the, you know, comments, at least back in the day, used to always be like, they don't deserve this job. I deserve this job. And I. Those used to piss me off to no end because there's nothing keeping anyone from getting this job. Like, if you could do this job, do it. I'm not even saying you can't. You probably can't do better than go do it.

[Kevin Clancy]

I mean, the running joke at. At Barstool is like, you know, you.

[Jackie]

You.

[Kevin Clancy]

You take like, a funny picture in the crowd of a game, and you're. You get a job. You know, so it's like, so then what does that say about you? The guy who seemingly wants it thinks he can do it, and you're like, the only in the world who doesn't get hired by bar sports. Look around, like, walk into a room. There's probably someone at Barstool, and it's not you, dude. So I never understood that, like, there's no barriers of entry to any of this anymore. All you need is a phone and an account and that's it. And so it's like, go ahead, man.

[KFC]

Wasn't that Dave saying always, like, pretend you work at barstool before you work?

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, that's, this is back during the blog days. But the amount of people who said, I can blog and I said, go do it. And they would write like two blogs.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And then they'd be like, anything. I was like, I don't know, I was like, do this probably like 350 more times. And then.

[Jackie]

Which also isn't even that much.

[Kevin Clancy]

Right, right. That's what I mean.

[Jackie]

As far as like a standard barrier of entry, that that isn't the end. The barrier of entry. But if it was, that's also not.

[Kevin Clancy]

A lot right for, for, you know, comics. And it's like, do this for 10 years. I'm telling you to blog for like a matter of like six months and you can't even do that. Yeah, the, the, the like entitlement. I don't know though if that's gotten better or worse. I feel like in some regards.

[Jackie]

The.

[Kevin Clancy]

Idea, like everyone has a podcast, it's probably people are even more convinced that they could do it. And.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

But also at some point it's like we have to accept that these people are like the new A list celebrities or. You know what I mean?

[Eddie]

I actually would.

[Kevin Clancy]

Podcasters, just the Internet, you know what I mean? It's like Logan Paul and Jake Paul are like the most influential people, like, of a demographic of a generation, you know, and in the beginning it was like, oh, these like, YouTubers. And now it's like, yeah, they're YouTubers, dude. It's like they're actors, they're singers. It's just the new thing. So I wonder if people are starting to accept it more or I think.

[Eddie]

That like, stand up is more low risk now than trying to be like an influencer or something.

[Kevin Clancy]

Because, like, what do you mean by low risk?

[Eddie]

Like, I have a friend who's trying to do stand up comedy and he like, will do stand up like every night or whatever. He'll go up. Stand up. Is that what you say? But he can't post anything because he has a job. So he's like, if I post something, like, first of all, all the friends are going to see it. Like, that's embarrassing. They're going to clown me, like forever, and then my job's gonna see It. And I'm gonna, like, lose my job, not have any disability. So it's like, if he stands up, like, there's no risk to that. You know, it's just a thought. Like, I feel like it's like, if he just keeps doing that, he has a better chance at, like.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, but I mean, at some point, you have to, like, you can't just do it hidden forever.

[Jackie]

Yeah, but I guess you could.

[Eddie]

By the time you, like, you're ready to discover.

[Kevin Clancy]

I mean, I guess that's sort of kind of what I did. I was like, you know, like, nobody knew about Barstool until it was like, okay, this is safe enough that I can have a career doing it.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And I guess I probably could have gotten there. Yeah. No, so I guess you're right. Like, I don't think I held myself back, really, other than, like, I probably could have made more content with, like, my face or something. But nobody else was really doing that. It wasn't like, oh, I wish I could be making these videos. Nobody else was.

[Jackie]

So the Internet was completely faceless. I. I actually was reading this thing the other day about just, like, your generation, you guys all, like, it was just like, unfortunately for you guys, you guys were always scared of cringe. Like, yeah, like, we never, you know, because we were pre Internet, that wasn't really something we were scared of because it was just like, no one's gonna.

[Kevin Clancy]

Find out about this.

[Jackie]

It's just me and, like, two people. And I actually wonder if that's happening to you. Like, you know, you used to say it about, like, why don't comedians put it on the Internet? Because then it goes to thousands of people instead of 300 people in the room. And what I've felt doing it is like, I don't care at all. I'm like, 300 people are gonna see this. Who gives a shit? Like, and I don't mean that as in, I'm not trying. I mean, I'm more likely to try because I'm like, who cares? Like, they're not 300 people. It doesn't really.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's not okay. And they walk out.

[Jackie]

Yeah, it's not gonna. Like, I might as well try up here.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

And I wonder if he feels that same thing. And that's why he's like, I don't even want to put online. Like, I can really try up here without putting it online and then figure it out from there.

[Eddie]

Yeah. My therapist asked me because I was like, I just feel like everything I do is so Grinch and She was like, why are you so scared of it?

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, it's. Dude, I. I feel like if you can. If I could like erase one thing in the world. It's like I was talking to my kids about the other day about like being embarrassed, being nervous. Like if you can get in anything, Internet jobs, school performances, whatever. Like, if you can let go of that. I feel like your life is infinite.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Infinitely better. And the fact that this generation is probably subjected to that more so than anybody.

[Jackie]

Right.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, really sucks for them.

[Jackie]

Like, you're. Again, I don't know about you, but now that you've been at Barcelona, at least you're always thinking, like, so many people are gonna see this and comment on this and blah, blah, blah. And when you're in a room, like, no, literally no one else except the people right here are gonna see this. So, like, yeah, might as well be a little weird. Might as well try this thing. I'm scared of trying.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

Like, it's not gonna be that big a deal.

[Kevin Clancy]

The fact that it discourages like taking a shot, taking a risk, giving it a try, trying to do something funny, creative sucks.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

I mean, that's like, what.

[Jackie]

Because it's.

[Kevin Clancy]

Life's all about and you know, you're.

[Jackie]

Not showing it to the world. Everything you put on the Internet, at least in your head, you're like, I'm showing this to the world.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

Because like.

[Kevin Clancy]

And then.

[Jackie]

But then you should scenario it goes viral. Everyone sees, like, this is for everybody. But when you're doing something in a room like, this is just for the people in this room.

[Kevin Clancy]

I almost think that when you put it out for the world, you need to switch your mindset to like. Well, once that many people see it, there's going to be somebody who hates it or somebody thinks it's cringe. You know what I mean? Like, there, there's. I just hate that. And I mean, I do it myself too. But it's like that is like the, the death of like all sorts of creativity and attempts and everything.

[Jackie]

I always. I was talking about this especially here, by the way. That's funny.

[Kevin Clancy]

You know, this is. No, nobody anywhere is gonna really foster and be like, hold your hand and be like, hey, it's okay if this flops or whatever. But around here it's like, if your is not going to be viral, funny, accepted by everybody, blah, blah, blah, like, I don't want to do it, you.

[Jackie]

Know, but we all know that and we keep doing it.

[Kevin Clancy]

We all know, we all know how.

[Jackie]

Much that affects us. And we don't make changes.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's hard thing to change. Hard thing to change. I mean, it's, it's like, you know, it's telling somebody to like, get over their fear of talking in public is not easy. You know what I mean? It's kind of a. Just a bigger version of that. I mean, I feel like we do a good job of do trying things. Like, I mean, we. I almost think to a point that it's a knock that we like start stuff and stop stuff and we've had losses. But it's like, I think you got to try and find your way, you know? But then it gets viewed as an L or a failure or a cancel or whatever.

[Jackie]

But like, it only gets viewed as that if you read someone calling it that.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yes.

[Jackie]

Like, if, if you just tried and you're like, I tried, that didn't really work right, Then who cares? You know what I mean?

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. I mean, like when I was doing the TV stuff recently, and then I realized that if you, if you're negative about television, like, it doesn't work. And I was like, I can't do that. Yeah, I can't. You know what I mean? Like, that's just it for me. But if, if, you know, you look at it, it's just like, well, you only did it for a couple weeks and you stopped and somebody says it's a failure, then that's in your, you know, it's in your mind. I. Once you get to the. I think what's very weird and unique about Barstool is you get the audience of like a monster personality. And almost everybody here is still just like an amateur. Like, you know what I mean? Like, usually, I think by the time you've amassed an audience of this size, you've grown, you maybe have a team, you have a publicist, you. All this, this is like, boom, here you go. Day one. Like 50, 000 people minimum are gonna see this everything, you know, like, while you, they're gonna watch all of your, you know, stumbles, all of your failures, all of your everything. That's a weird dynamic.

[Jackie]

It's a weird dynamic, but it's like, like getting dressed in the morning in a different outfit and you're like trying something new. And you look in the mirror and you're like, nevermind, this isn't for me. And then. But if you didn't, I don't know if it's a perfect analogy. So if you stopped after the mirror, all you would know is like, I tried something new and it didn't really work. But, like, that's. I at least had that idea. If you walk outside, someone goes. And that's what. Walking outside, like, you're like, I tried. I'm glad I put myself out there a little bit. But you know what? Even I know that's really not my thing. Yeah, that's fine.

[Kevin Clancy]

Totally.

[Eddie]

Yeah, totally. Well, it's also, like, gonna be, like, everything's gonna be confirmation bias where, like, if you walk outside and you think I look good as hell, and then you get 20. Like, no, you don't. But then you get one. Like, you look really good. You're gonna cling on to that one.

[Jackie]

Versus No, I disagree.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think you'll try. I think most people. Yeah, I think if you.

[Eddie]

If you're truly secure in, like, what you do. I know I look like, like, like you. You do that all the time where, like, you. You'll try.

[Kevin Clancy]

No, but yeah, usually it's like an.

[Jackie]

All the time.

[Kevin Clancy]

You are good at being like. If someone's like you. Yes. It's like, you don't know what the. You're talking about.

[Jackie]

I don't know what I'm talking about.

[Kevin Clancy]

I just like it. Yeah, but you do know what you're talking about. I know.

[Jackie]

I'm talking about, too.

[Kevin Clancy]

If you know this.

[Jackie]

Like, I know. I mean, I know at an amateur level, sure.

[Kevin Clancy]

But it's in this world, knowing, like, this much more than someone else makes you, like, an expert. It's like the bar is very low. Like, it. There are. I don't know if there's anything that I'm really, like, pretty supremely confident in other than, like, the Internet itself. Just like, the. How the Internet works.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

If someone were to, like, ch. Like, say I was wrong or whatever, like. No, no, no. I know how this works. You know, I don't know, trying to think of other, you know, genres or topics or something that I'm that confident in. But when you know, like, I'm right, you're wrong. The whole room could be wrong. It could be 20,000 people saying that if I know that they're wrong. You know what I mean?

[Jackie]

Yeah, but that.

[Kevin Clancy]

But that's pretty rare. You have to really be confident in your.

[Jackie]

I just know. Again, I just know.

[Eddie]

I like.

[Kevin Clancy]

You like it.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Crazy. Like, you. You just have, like, you just have confidence. I'm realizing, like, I got had another realization on Fishbowl yesterday. Like, I have a mindset where I. I don't like doing workout classes with people because if it, like, with the friend because if the friend, like, drops early, like a plank, or they don't. They can't do something, I'll drop too, because I don't. Or like, if I'm wakeboarding, I can't. I don't want. I always try. And like.

[KFC]

How often do you wakeboard?

[Kevin Clancy]

Are you awake?

[Eddie]

I've wakeboard three times.

[Kevin Clancy]

Wakeboarding is when you're like, on your knees, on the back.

[Eddie]

No, it's on like your. You're. I was just talking about this, like, yesterday because I wakeboard this weekend. It's like, when it's like the wakeboard.

[KFC]

It'S like surfing on a boat.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, yeah. Okay. But you do stand up.

[KFC]

You do stand up.

[Eddie]

You stand up. But then I always. If I go longer than the person who went before me, I drop because, like, I don't. I feel like people are going to be mad at me if I do better than them.

[Kevin Clancy]

Girl, yo, you got to go to the road. You're just intentionally chopping yourself down at things. I mean, I get it, but there's.

[Jackie]

Also, you know, you're like, I get it done.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's it.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, I'm dropping on purpose. You didn't beat me.

[Eddie]

No, but I always want the person to think that I'm like, oh, my God, you're so.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's because you're a good friend and a nice person. Yeah, I mean, that like wakeboarding, who gives a about. But like, if you start to do that, like, at work or like in a relationship or something where it's like, you're really short, changing your own life, that's not good.

[Eddie]

I seriously, like, always, like, feel like people are gonna be mad at me if I have any kind of, like, success.

[Jackie]

Okay. And I'm kind of the same way as you, but I have a better time when everyone else is having fun and that helps everyone else.

[Kevin Clancy]

I know, I know, but I. Those people, I need to, like, sacrifice myself for your.

[Jackie]

What? What if. What if Jackie was the kind of person who, like, just crushes the wakeboard and is awesome at it and then gets on the boat afterwards? You guys all fucking suck at this. It's better, like, look, I had fun, but, like, we don't need to make a whole thing out of this.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, I, I liken it to, like, I. I think I used to love how Larry Fitzgerald would always just hand the football to the refs, right? But he still scored the touchdown. He wouldn't, you know, take a knee at the one yard line, be like, I don't want to score. Because my teammate. God, still make sure you do your thing.

[Eddie]

I was in soccer, I would. I would have feeling. Feel like the days that I did good, my teammates would be mad at me. And the days I did bad, my teammates would love. So then I would intentionally, like, when I was having, like, a bad day, I would be like, yeah.

[Jackie]

Like, oh, my God. War.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. This is not good, Jack. This is not good.

[Eddie]

That. Yeah. So I got to undo that, so.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. Yeah, you really do.

[Eddie]

I also. Okay, so when people. This is another thing that I was realizing. Like, when, you know, people are using AI as, like, therapy.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[KFC]

I don't know that.

[Eddie]

I feel like those people obviously have never had somebody go through their phone before. Like, the thought of me typing my thoughts and feelings in a spot where, like, that can be easily accessed to somebody. I'm not gonna do that. Oh, my God. I'm not gonna do.

[KFC]

But you do notes at, though.

[Eddie]

I would never. I would never put my thoughts and feelings. The only thing is, like, I. I would never be.

[Kevin Clancy]

I'm in a simulation. But she's not gonna be like, you know, but I get the other side of it where, like, I'm almost the other way. Like, I don't wanna. I will lie right to a therapist face. I can't tell. I can't tell you this. Can't admit that. So I get the use. I see both sides of that.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I mean, I feel like it's. It would be. It's a good tool. Like.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. I mean, again, this is. It's deeply rooted in, like, paranoia and insecurity. Like, what if someone steals my phone and goes through it and sees that I'm talking to my therapist about how good of a wakeboarder I am? What do I do then?

[Jackie]

Valid.

[Kevin Clancy]

Valid. I mean, I gotta watch Jackie before. Now imagine Jackie's just, like, carving it up three times. X chair provides the level and comfort and support that moves with you. They have the dynamic variable lumbar support. Listen, as a guy with back Troubles, I've had two surgeries on my L4, L5. The lumbar is, like, the most important thing in your body. And you're going to be sitting all day. Whether you're sitting at work, you're sitting in front of a computer, you're gaming, you're streaming, whatever it is. When you're sitting in a chair that's uncomfortable, your lumbar is messed up, your body's going to fall to absolute shambles. So use the dynamic variable lumbar support. The DVL Support system that adjusts automatically to you and your back. They have the side float, infinite recline that allows for smooth movement as you lean back. These are chairs that basically go, like, zero gravity so you can sit upright and do your work. And then when you want to take a little break, you kick back. You're like horizontal. It's all very comfortable. It's all ergonomic, it's all high quality. And it's an investment. Think of it as an investment to make sure that your body is feeling good when you need to be performing your best. Like I said, if you're at work, you need to make sure you're. If you're not comfortable, you're not going to do well. If you're gaming, if you're streaming, you want to be performing at your best. You need an X chair to make that happen. Most importantly, right now, you can get 10% [e-mail] with code KFC10. That's xchair.com promo code KFC10 for 10% off any of the chairs at xchair.

[Jackie]

This is kind of off topic, but I. I saw this thing the other day. That is. It's me. I actually forgot about it and I just found it. This is the funniest thing you'll ever hear in your life. It's a. It's a Reddit post. Like, just like on. Am I overreacting? Am I overreacting? My husband has become obsessed with guns. He had three negligent discharges in our home. He shot himself twice at last night. Just charged another round in our home. I want the cunts out of our house. I don't feel safe.

[Kevin Clancy]

And it's like, am I overreacting?

[Jackie]

Cause my husband has fired three live rounds into the wall.

[Kevin Clancy]

And hit himself twice.

[Jackie]

He's just like, I'm not getting rid of him, so quit asking. He made it the hospital twice with bullet wounds. He's like, you want to live without one of these in the house? That is crazy.

[Kevin Clancy]

I feel like that's a lot of the gun owners.

[Jackie]

There's a.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, most gun owners don't have, you know, what you call incidental discharges or whatever. But if they did, they would all be like, that's okay, I'm keeping my guns. There's very few of them. That would be like, yeah, okay, take it away. Talk about, like, deep, deep issues. To think that you're the one overreacting when there's just gunshots in your house at all times. Holes. You know, you walk in, you see Holes in the ceiling, plasters everywhere, broken televisions.

[Jackie]

What happened?

[Kevin Clancy]

Well, Steve was firing off his guns yesterday.

[Jackie]

I just see her like, you're in another one. All right, we gotta have a talk. I gotta bring this to his attention that we're not supposed to be firing bullets around that.

[Eddie]

He's obviously like, why, why would that be weird?

[Kevin Clancy]

That guy did not even consider get.

[Jackie]

Rid of the guns.

[Kevin Clancy]

Am I supposed to protect myself from these bullets? Clearly we live in a dangerous spot. Fl like fl. It's like Frank.

[Jackie]

He'S making a sandwich, can't find his gun. He realizes, put it in the sandwich in the fridge.

[Kevin Clancy]

Good old Reddit.

[Jackie]

The turkey again.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's that the Reddit world is, you know, that's that confirmation bias you're talking about where you're just like, I'm looking for somebody out there. I'm sure there's another Reddit post being like, I did shoot my gun off three or four times, but I don't need to get rid of my guns. Right. And the top comment says, hell yeah, brother, keep your gun. He's like, good Internet.

[Jackie]

Yeah. Is the new. Am I the asshole post. My wife's being a real. We got to redecorate the kids room again, cuz bullets keep going through the floor.

[Eddie]

This was kind of like, kind of goes to my point, like a little bit. We need to start gaslighting with guns. We want any kind of gun control. Like if we just said, yeah, all gay people have guns.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

Like that guy, you know, like.

[Jackie]

Oh.

[Kevin Clancy]

Look at your cute little 9 millimeter.

[Jackie]

I think I, I've said that with, with the Star wars world. The reason I don't like Star wars is I just can't deal with the noises. Like I can't take them seriously.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jackie]

Like when I, I think I put on that andor because people said that was like Star wars for adults and whatever.

[Kevin Clancy]

A little gritty and dark and all.

[Jackie]

Yeah. And I put it on and in the first episode, so there's like a shootout in an alley. But it's. I was like, this is so dumb. But if you made guns make pew pew noises. Yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Little like girly horns noises.

[Eddie]

Has like a speakerphone or a microphone in it.

[Jackie]

Mass shooting. Like, is this Revenge of the and.

[Eddie]

They should all have to be like a little bit bedazzled.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. You got a big pink gun. It looks like a dick. The handle is like a penis.

[Jackie]

The more bedazzling as on my, My main argument. My main pro gun control argument. Better television I think I. I've. I've said it before and I stand by it. The BBC has way better cop shows than.

[Kevin Clancy]

Cuz they don't just have gun kick.

[Jackie]

In the door and shoot everyone.

[Kevin Clancy]

They got their little taser, their little yellow gun taser thingy.

[Jackie]

They're. They're in their high vis. Like I don't know what to do. We ran.

[Eddie]

Do you think that we should pepper straight each other for views?

[Kevin Clancy]

No, I do not think that I think we should pepper straight you. That would be great. I down to do that.

[Jackie]

I. I just think that. I don't. I don't know. I. I'm sure it's very popular. I feel like there was. I feel like the time on the Internet of hurting ourselves intentionally. Is that still popular?

[Kevin Clancy]

I think that'll play forever. From America's fairies home videos to Jackass to Smitty.

[Jackie]

Smitty was just like, I'll get hurt today.

[Eddie]

I also thought. And like, I guess this is going to ruin it. But for some reason I was having thought like it would be good if we pretended like one of you had a doppelganger and then we like you. What?

[Jackie]

So, so maybe like.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's right. But we say like we found like an exact lookalike. Then we just aiu. And like I just feel like that video would do well like when we didn't tell anybody. This is kind of like a dream, like more than I wanted.

[Jackie]

So wait, let's unpack this.

[Kevin Clancy]

You want to create an AI Feidelberg?

[Eddie]

No, it's like, like, like say that he's AI we just. Or not AI. We just edit it so that we're like. We have you like in. You know, we'll be like, oh, we're gonna meet up with this, with this doppelganger. And we like go to this restaurant. And then. And you're like, what, dude? And then he's like, what? Like I saw a video kind of simulated and I was like, we should do that. But. And then we just edit it so that it's like. I feel you guys are like really seeing my vision.

[Jackie]

I'm not doing the video. Not see the vision.

[Kevin Clancy]

So Heidelberg walks in and sells me more Feidelberg.

[Jackie]

Like.

[Kevin Clancy]

And then you cut back and forth.

[Jackie]

Shit, dude. It's the same.

[Eddie]

And then like you're there being like, this is insane. This is the craziest doppelganger I've ever seen.

[Kevin Clancy]

These are the things that I think are colossally stupid. That probably.

[Eddie]

And then every. All the viewers are like, oh, My God. Like, he really found, like, the biggest doppelganger, like, metal versus crazy. You know, all this because we have.

[Kevin Clancy]

At some point, I. I do have dreams of. Of a Vital Con, and I want to invite all of the. The. The doppelgangers, or at least like, five of the really good ones. Get that girl from U of. I get that. The condom ad guy. There's that one dude who was a college football fan. Really looks like you get, like, some of those guys in the door. That would be fun. Vital Con would be awesome.

[Jackie]

I would commit so many crimes during Vital Con. Let's do that. It's like oceans. We have a Fidalberg con. We have it at. Somewhere near a bank. We rob the bank.

[Kevin Clancy]

Alibi. Who is it? Like, I was at Vital Con when they say, you know, it's this guy who is like, he's got kind of a big nose. He's six two. Like, it's like, I don't know. There's a lineup. The usual suspects lineups.

[Jackie]

Like, could be any of them.

[Kevin Clancy]

Your honor. All of them go to jail. I don't know. All right, now we're cooking.

[Jackie]

Let's turn this into a heist.

[Eddie]

Except what I learned from jury duty is, like, you could kind of say anything for an alibi, and they don't really have a way of proving it. Proving it. Like, they. They. I feel like in TV shows, they make it seem a lot more like, that can't happen because blah, blah. You could be like, yeah, I was at the store.

[Jackie]

But.

[Eddie]

But then I guess I could grab cameras.

[Jackie]

Yeah. They'd have ways to chat. I think when you.

[Kevin Clancy]

When you don't. When. If you're just like, I was at home. Like, you're kind of.

[Jackie]

Yeah, right.

[Kevin Clancy]

If you don't have, like, a. I was in front of a camera at this point, I think you're screwed.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

You know, is there, like, does it work? Like, can I be like, I was on my phone? Like, shouldn't that be, like, you could be able to see history? Yeah, you should be like, you should be able to see. Like, I was on this website at.

[Kevin Clancy]

This time, Jackie would be going down for a crime, and they'd be like, we need. Show us your phone activities. Typing in all my insecurities. I'll go to jail for life.

[Eddie]

They did. They pulled up, like, IP addresses.

[Kevin Clancy]

Really?

[Jackie]

Really?

[KFC]

I know they were allowed to do that.

[Eddie]

And they were like, you were on it for four minutes, and you pulled this up three times. Didn't tell us what the website was. I was kind of curious, but, yeah. Anyways. Anyways, I. I seriously would know how to commit credit card fraud. Oh, my God. The magician is still robbing me. I.

[Jackie]

Like, you're just still letting the magician.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

He's just.

[Eddie]

But now Pottery Barn's also robbing me. It's a whole thing.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's just.

[Jackie]

What is the magician buying?

[Eddie]

It's just subway things, but so then I was like, maybe it's a me. My card delays.

[KFC]

Sometimes it comes out.

[Eddie]

I know it comes out, but I use my credit card. I don't use my debit card for it. So I don't know why I'm getting charges. Unless when I have my physical debit card, it's the only person to be using it is the magician.

[Kevin Clancy]

When I get fraudulent charges, if it's not a big enough amount of money, I just let it go.

[Eddie]

Same.

[Kevin Clancy]

Because I don't want to deal with, like, getting a new card and changing my auto pays and all that. I'm just like. I don't know. It's got to be, like, a lot of money for me to go through this process.

[Jackie]

Yeah, I. I would. I would report a fraud charge if I noticed it. I don't look at anything, but if I looked. If I looked and saw, like. Like, when I get. If I get a notification, like, was this you? I say, no. If it wasn't.

[Kevin Clancy]

If it's like, 29 bucks. Yep.

[Jackie]

Really?

[Kevin Clancy]

I mean, when it's like, dude, do.

[Jackie]

You know about credit cards these days?

[Kevin Clancy]

They.

[Jackie]

I don't. They just do everything.

[Kevin Clancy]

American Express was good at that. Where it's like, the number changes are still good. Yeah.

[Jackie]

But it's only happened once.

[Kevin Clancy]

But, yeah, they somehow just let it. I. I'm pretty on board for, like, at some point when they, like, can insert a chip inside of you that, like, takes care of it, I'd probably do that.

[Jackie]

Now we're doing chips.

[Kevin Clancy]

No, I mean, like. Like, if there's some sort of black mirror thing where it's like, all of your finances are, like, in your eyeball now, and you don't have to worry about cards and this. You know what I mean? Like, just. It streamlines everything, I would probably do that.

[Jackie]

I think Amazon does that. I think they put it in your palm, Right?

[Kevin Clancy]

I'm doing it. Really? Yeah.

[Una]

At least at Whole Foods. I've been paying with my palm for a long time.

[Jackie]

Wait, do you have a chip in it?

[Eddie]

No.

[Jackie]

Oh, it's just your palm.

[Una]

It's like, fingerprint.

[Jackie]

Oh, I've seen that. Stuff I assumed it was like, you had to get something in your hand. So how is your fingerprint connected to.

[Kevin Clancy]

Your bank account against.

[Una]

Well, it's connected to, like, I pay with my Amazon account at Whole Foods. So you go up and there's like the card reader and then there's like a screen and it's just like place your palm and you just put your hand and then.

[Kevin Clancy]

But it's still technically like unlocking your phone with your thumb. You know what I mean?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Not like.

[Una]

Like that.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. I would have thought that that's like.

[Jackie]

I don't even understand.

[Una]

It can link your palm to your Amazon account. It's like your fingerprint.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's like the same thing as face id. Like when you like. Yeah. You know what I mean? They just do it there.

[Jackie]

So you. You linked your palm at the store.

[Una]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

I see.

[Kevin Clancy]

Okay. So, like, if I were to chop your hand off. Oh, would it be good? Or. I would still need, like, your phone.

[Jackie]

Just as peanut butter cups as you want.

[Eddie]

Yeah. They'd probably be like, why do you have a super hand?

[Kevin Clancy]

Imagine I just pull out a hand. Did you see the WNBA concluded their investigation?

[Jackie]

I did see that. No racism.

[Kevin Clancy]

No racism. WNBA figured out there's no racism. I feel like somebody lied about that. I feel like.

[Jackie]

I don't know. I don't even know what. So like, someone said. Someone called someone the N word.

[Kevin Clancy]

I imagine they didn't really say that. They just said they were making racist remarks and noises, which made me think.

[KFC]

Of, like, fever crowd, I believe. Right.

[Kevin Clancy]

Correct. So. But so I always up her name. Chine Omagume. I should get it right.

[Eddie]

I suppose. My pit scenes are going crazy today.

[Jackie]

Well, we gotta.

[Kevin Clancy]

We gotta get you. We gotta get you set up.

[Eddie]

I just. If anyone's seeing.

[KFC]

What do you think is the main reasoning behind, like, a good day and a bad day?

[Eddie]

Well, it's just, like, close to the armpit.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. Why do you keep wearing.

[Eddie]

Because then I forget. Because then I'm not.

[Kevin Clancy]

Why don't you just show it and then it's over with? You know what I mean?

[Eddie]

No.

[Kevin Clancy]

Just do it.

[Eddie]

Last time I did that, when. When I, like, had a look at it back, I was like, that was. It was so much worse than I thought.

[Kevin Clancy]

The last one was bonkers.

[Jackie]

It was.

[Kevin Clancy]

It was a lot.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

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[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, that's really all she said. She was not, like, as far as I know, if there is another video or something, maybe I'm wrong. But she was not, like, indiana Fever fans are racist, and they did this, and they said this. The clip I saw was, like, players and coaches told me that, like, there was an incident and it's now being investigated, and that's pretty fair. Yeah, but if. But then Angel Reese, like, was asked about this, and she just, like, was not able to provide details, but she was like, I'm getting a lot of support about this. And they were like, well, what happened? And she was like, that's not for me to say. Like, they're investigating it. That seems like, I don't know. You can't. I don't know. There needs to be. If you were, like, telling people this happened and it didn't, there needs to at least be, like, some acknowledgment of that, you know, injuries.

[Jackie]

Yeah, I don't.

[Kevin Clancy]

The Chennai's not really, like, saying. She just said, like, people close to it. And then the only other person, I think was when Angel Reese was the one being like, I'm getting a lot of support around the league about it. It's kind of like, connect those dots. But there's nothing.

[Jackie]

But support is just like, backup.

[Kevin Clancy]

Right.

[Jackie]

They'd be like, hey, like, I got your back.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. But I'm saying that it just makes me feel like she's the one at the center of it. So, like, it could have been a different person talking about it, but then why is Angel Reese talking, the support she's getting and all that. And then Cheney said, like, players and coaches, like, told me about this. And then they interviewed. It was a press conference with the Chicago sky coach. And they were like, when did you find out about this? And he was like, I found out about it with everybody else.

[Jackie]

Right.

[Kevin Clancy]

So there was not like a. We heard it, we saw it. So there's no witnesses that it, like, who did it. There's really not even, like, a who was the victim. And so it just. But then the WNBA tried to do the right thing and investigate it, you know?

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And then they concluded nothing happened. So it's like everything followed the right. But it almost became a bigger thing by making it this, like, investigation, you know? But I feel like, you know, crucifying Cheney over it or anybody just saying this is what's occurring. You know what I mean? If you. If you, like, editorialized it and had your big opinions and were blaming Caitlin Clark or whatever, then that's a different story. But if you're just like, I, I. This is. I was told this is happening. There's an investigation going on. People are like, nothing came out of that investigation. Yeah, that's what I said. Right, right, right. I mean, now there's another side to it. That's interesting, though. So the WNBA just rolled out there this. This. This season. They have no space for hate campaign. And they're using AI to like scan the Internet to find any sort of hate speech. So it kind of becomes like a chicken or the egg thing. People are thinking that if there's enough like tweets and posts and there's a AI Twitter account and a bot and a fake tweet about this happening, and then you have this program to like scan social media to find instances of it. It's like a self fulfilling thing. Yeah. I mean, so it could just be that AI like created this.

[KFC]

That's what I heard. It's not from AI. I heard it all stem from like fake tweets.

[Kevin Clancy]

Right.

[KFC]

So like saying that not that account specifically.

[Kevin Clancy]

That was funny. Did you see, did you see Jack Max video about that? Yes, that was great. You see that the WNBA is not ready for NBA Sentel because they're all just like, you know, they're not used that sort of like parody accounts and level of coverage. But like, you know, it's a good thing to try to like, we're gonna look through the Internet and stop this. But if you can't discern between made up tweets, you know what I mean? Like, are you gonna investigate? You could now that people like might know that you could get a billion, you know, bots, India farms to tweet out. Caitlin Clark said xyz and they'll investigate that. You know what I mean? That becomes an absolute mess. But. And then Dave's somehow at the center of it all. Like, Dave needs like a job with the Indiana Fever at this point. He used to be like their, their head of communications or some like that. But what wnba, man, is. It's a show. It really is. Like I, I imagine telling us, you know, however many years ago that like the. It's not even if you told me that like the league one day would develop. All right, fine. But the fact that it's like the drama is what people are really interested in. That's the most shocking part of all to me. I would think people would be like, I don't care about any of this, you know?

[Jackie]

Really?

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

Once racism came into.

[Kevin Clancy]

Well, so that's the thing. Yeah, yeah. It just became. I mean, the WMA is just like a daily race. Yeah.

[Jackie]

Magic Bird 2.0.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

Yeah. If magic wasn't very good.

[Kevin Clancy]

Every league had.

[KFC]

Every league one, two, this. The WNBA just wasn't around for that time.

[Jackie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

This is their time to get scrutinized and get the. You know, Jason Whitlock said the other Day that Anthony Davis cannot be Anthony Edwards cannot be the face of the league because he's not a family man.

[Jackie]

Uhhuh.

[Kevin Clancy]

And proceeded to then list all the other faces of the league and included Kobe Bryant and Magic Johnson.

[Jackie]

Kobe Bryant, technically, they were married. They were.

[Kevin Clancy]

They do have families. Magic Johnson, so many people. He got eight. Bryant needed to buy a $4 million ring to make up for his rape case.

[Jackie]

But you know, dude, I, I think family man face thing. People like, oh, you'd never be able to make that today. He was flying private back from his rape case to make it home for the playoffs.

[Kevin Clancy]

Crazy.

[Jackie]

They had a private jet. They'd be like, kobe's in Eagle, Colorado, but he'll be here for tip off. It was nuts, dude.

[Eddie]

And also just like, back from the rape case, huh? I didn't know that, you know back from the rape case. No.

[Kevin Clancy]

Did you not not know that it happened at all?

[Eddie]

Kind of, but I didn't really, like, that's the point.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's kind of like it just.

[Jackie]

But it all, it disappeared before he died. People just kind of stopped caring about it.

[Una]

Not know he had a rape case.

[Jackie]

Yeah, a pretty bad one. Like, it was a pretty. I, I haven't, I haven't gone back to look at it since I was young, but I remember being young and being like, yeah, that was, I mean.

[Kevin Clancy]

It was, it wasn't like a, you know, I like kidnapped you in an alley, raped you. It was like a. Yeah, it was.

[Jackie]

A simple hotel employee raped. Whatever the. I have to say, legally, obviously he didn't. Wasn't found guilty.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. I don't know what's Anymore.

[Una]

The case before he died. The case ends.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, this is probably like early to mid 2000s.

[Jackie]

Yeah. Case ended. Then he changed his number and we.

[Kevin Clancy]

Were all like, okay, you're good. He's legit. He like, I think he kind of said like, I had sex with this woman, but it was all consensual. So like he just kind of copped to like, cheating. There was some DNA. It's like he said, she said, for whatever reason, it goes away. He bought his wife a 4 million dollar, like 20 carat ring and won a championship and ends up dying tragically. And now it's all good. Yeah, now it's.

[Jackie]

And now girls everywhere.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, that's girl dad for life.

[KFC]

The angel wings too.

[Eddie]

Kind of like the Michael Jackson blueprint.

[Jackie]

Yeah. If you're good enough at something, you can do whatever you want.

[Kevin Clancy]

It really is the case. It really is the Case, man. Oh, Kid Cudi getting labeled as a snitch. That's crazy. That is crazy. Someone, like, blows up your car and tries to like, maybe possibly like, kill you and your girlfriend and there's a court case and you get subpoenaed and you just have to go up there and tell the case, and now you're a snitch.

[Jackie]

He's. But he's being labeled by 13 year old white kids. Cut. He's a snitch. Cutter's a snit. Like, yeah, no one who actually uses that terminology is like, that's a snake.

[Kevin Clancy]

I don't know. I mean, well, I, I don't. I, I almost do think it's more of his culture, to be honest. But you, I mean, you're right. Who knows what's what. But I think I want to say, like, hang on. I want to say that, like, young Doug called him a snitch. It's like, I think you're just mad that you got your, you know, your own. I mean, I guess it maybe if good Cudi, like, didn't snitch and went through a court, maybe that's the one guy who can say it.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

You know, I don't know. I don't know what the rules are here, but it seems a little crazy that you can't just be like, I don't know, this guy blew up my car.

[Jackie]

It's like, you fucking snitch.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, threw a Molotov cocktail at me. It's a goddamn video, not a snitch.

[Jackie]

I didn't tell anyone. It was 20 years ago.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, that's the only reason we know is that, like, this is all. It's like, what I. You, I feel like once you run into, like, I have to perjure myself. It's also like, I, I feel like if you, you're snitching on, like, your enemy when you've been subpoenaed, that's o.

[KFC]

That's okay.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, snitching is when you, like, turn on a friend when you don't really need to and you gain from it. It's like not gaining.

[Jackie]

Like, if you tell, you get no jail time.

[Kevin Clancy]

That snitch. Yes. If I were to, you know, me and you commit a crime, we both go down for it. I flip on you and I walk and you go to jail. I'm a snitch.

[Jackie]

Yes.

[Kevin Clancy]

If you try to kill me and 20 years later, Jack, you tried to kill Jackie and she subpoenas and I am in there and I just say, yeah, you tried to kill me. That's.

[Eddie]

Speaking of pabs, we decided we're gonna eat you.

[KFC]

Yeah, well, also, did you guys talk? What was up with the photos?

[Jackie]

What was up with you?

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. How about. How about. Wait, hang on. This is about the fall. What do you think was going on, folks?

[John Feidelberg]

It's the foreplay.

[Jackie]

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[KFC]

I have no idea.

[Jackie]

I'm just.

[KFC]

I'm in London. Next thing you know, I got. Just starting start getting sent really ugly photos and funny photos.

[Kevin Clancy]

So. So what would that.

[KFC]

I guess you guys just make it.

[Kevin Clancy]

Bullying you're making at lunch. It's like a.

[Jackie]

Another one.

[Kevin Clancy]

God damn it.

[Eddie]

Try one day, my shoes.

[Jackie]

We did.

[Kevin Clancy]

We gave you the Jackie treatment that.

[Jackie]

Just kept tags like, what is going on?

[Kevin Clancy]

Okay, wait a minute.

[Jackie]

Funny, dude.

[KFC]

I think because I wasn't in the same country, I didn't know if there was more going on behind the scenes, if it was just simple.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, yeah. I can understand if you're like, you're totally disconnected. You're like, they're all in a room, like, plotting. No, it was a very natural bullying. It was like you started it, right? John sent one and then, I don't know, you sent the next one. I was like, well, I'm joining it. And then from there, it was a nice rotation. It was like every like six hours.

[Jackie]

They kept getting worse.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if you don't think I was out there, you know, Googling. Mike Pavs, Brockport Sydney basketball. I had it all, man. I still got a bunch of. There was ones that was like Gen.

[KFC]

Z seemingly worried about you guys find it. I was like, I hope they, like, don't know.

[Kevin Clancy]

Well now. Now we're gonna up the Google search. Now we're gonna figure that one out. I got him scraped. What else we got?

[KFC]

You said you were gonna eat me.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, well, did we though?

[Eddie]

I Think we. We. We tossed the idea. We went back and forth through everybody. But I think the ultimate decision was Paps.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think I was eating you.

[Eddie]

You, You. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

I said I would bash you in.

[Jackie]

The head with a rock and eat you.

[Eddie]

And I feel like I'm worse. I'm still, like, you're still on the fence with me.

[Kevin Clancy]

I mean, if I. If you guys all said to me, if we, like, had a little pow wow, we're like, all right, we gotta kill Pabs and eat them. And then I was like, all right, like, And I, like, pick up a rock, and I went over to kill Pavs. If Pabs just, like, looked me in the eyes and real quick said, let's just kill Jackie, I would be like, you could flip me so quick.

[Eddie]

Would I have that same effect? Well, we also have Una now, so, like, where does she write.

[Una]

What is the metric on eating, like, to survive or, like, taste good?

[Eddie]

Great question. We thought, okay, so it's partially to.

[KFC]

Be the hardest to take down.

[Una]

Oh, you have to take them down. You just had a rock because you have to kill easy.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

You gotta kill somebody, though. Like, that's. You got to make sure, like, don't, you know, come with the king? You best not miss. Like, if you. If you're gonna, like, hit Fidelberg with a rock, it better be a boulder, because otherwise he's gonna kill you afterwards.

[Jackie]

Catch everything and you.

[Kevin Clancy]

So we're throwing the rocks to Jackie. We kind of agreed that women would taste better for. We don't know that.

[Eddie]

But, no, we decided it's not because it's muscle mass.

[Jackie]

Yeah, Jackie turned me on that I'm so dainty. Once you mention lean muscle mass, there's only one.

[Una]

Also, like, breast milk. Like, is that in there somewhere? Like, babies want that?

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Kevin Clancy]

You gotta be. You gotta have a baby or be pregnant.

[Eddie]

Yeah, exactly. To have.

[Una]

Yeah. But it's possible to exist in your body. Like some. Someone eventually wants to eat something that's coming out of you.

[Jackie]

Wait, what?

[Kevin Clancy]

We're talking breast milk.

[Una]

I don't know how to.

[Eddie]

You have a hankering for milk?

[Una]

I'm just saying, maybe that's why women maybe would taste better, because it's like.

[Jackie]

Oh, if we're stranded in a brownie factory, you girls are in trouble. Dude. I was at a wedding this weekend, and they were serving cake, and I.

[Kevin Clancy]

Was like, how crazy would it be.

[Jackie]

If I went to the bar and.

[Kevin Clancy]

Asked for a glass of milk? Oh, I've done crazy shit like that before.

[Jackie]

I didn't end up Doing it. But I was like sitting there and it's like, God, real nice. Glass of 2% would be unbelievable. No, I didn't do it.

[Kevin Clancy]

Let's see what type of human meat tastes the best. It seems like.

[Una]

Do you think races, different races taste?

[Jackie]

I was gonna say, what if it was just like Malaysians?

[Una]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking was gonna come up.

[Jackie]

What the hell? That is not the Google result I was looking for. It just gives you a picture of a single person, Tom. It's just some gu.

[Kevin Clancy]

What else have we got? Oh, dude, that video I showed you of the guy running down the hill. The cheese.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Did you guys see this? You know the cheese rolling race every year? Yes, they rolled it. So if you don't know, in, in Gloucester, England, they roll a three pound wheel of cheese down this hill called Cooper's Hill. It's like a 200 yard hill straight down and everyone runs as fast as they can and everyone busts their. That guy, that was not the race. He just like did it. They had already done the cheese. That guy who won had already won. And then they were just like, anybody who wants to run down the hill can do it. And that guy, like, I was hoping he'd say that. As if you're not allowed to just go run down this hill at any time you want. They needed the green light to go just massacre his own body on that hill.

[Jackie]

Time. I think I have told this story about my time rolling down a hill once. I was like, let's call it eight. My sister was six, something like that. We went hiking with my grandfather and we went to New Hampshire and we hiked some mountain, I don't know, nothing like major. Like I said, we were young and he was like, you wanna, you guys want to roll down the hill a little bit? And it's probably like, let's call it a two hour hike up. And he's like, you wanna roll down a little bit and then we'll walk. Yeah, that'd be unbelievable. Oh God.

[Eddie]

So we're all saying it like as mode of transportation interpretation, like just like.

[Jackie]

For fun, just a quick little roll. And so me and my sister rolled a bit, had a blast, whatever. And then he wanted to try, so he started to roll, but he, he sliced his hand open on like a glass bottle. So he just started bleeding everywhere. And I, I told this story because I remember getting to this point and going, I don't know if it's actually what you're supposed to do, but he was like, oh no, you're supposed to drink your blood. So he just started we walking down the mountain and he's just like sucking the blood out of his hand and it's all over his face. We get down to the bottom of the mountain. Eight year old me, six year old my sister, my grandfather looks like he just ate pavs on top of the mountain.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's a scene straight out of Sonny.

[Jackie]

That's like, frank, what the fuck is going on, dude? And to this day, if I get a cut, I'm like, I have so much blood in my stomach right now.

[Kevin Clancy]

Dude.

[Eddie]

Maybe, maybe he's like the AI guy. That just tastes really. Maybe he's like, this tastes so good. He's like the best tasting guy in the world.

[Kevin Clancy]

This is on bomb, bro. Having just like your. Your face like you're huffing paint, but you're covered in blood.

[Jackie]

Like, that looks like Wilson the Volleyball. Dude. Get a napkin.

[Kevin Clancy]

Do you think like, you think like he goes home and your. Your grandma's like, so how was like the hike? And he's like, oh, my God, honey. Like, the grandkids saw me covered in blood. We're gonna be getting a call from our, you know, from their parents.

[Jackie]

Like, he got stitches and stuff. We went to the hospital afterwards. But imagine going home and I can. Nana being like, I made a pot roast. I have a belly full of pot. I'm full for I don't know how long. I don't know how long it takes to digest this, but I'm good for a while.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think vampire grandpa, that. That is, that needs to be. You should make an episode of Mascots where that happens or something. Just the noise of. What's this guy doing? Just slugging your own blood. Go.

[Jackie]

Damn.

[Kevin Clancy]

What else do we got cooking? Oh, the. It seems like the. The toasters world either loved me or hated me.

[Eddie]

Oh, what?

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. Yeah, I think it was mostly positive, my toast appearance, but there was definitely, like, definitely some haters.

[Jackie]

What?

[Kevin Clancy]

Do they hate me?

[Jackie]

No, but what did you say?

[Kevin Clancy]

They. One. One. One woman keeps harping. It was really like this one girl who kept commenting, but it was. They were saying that I was commenting on Jordan Hudson's looks, but if anything, I. I said body. Well, I said she looks. Said she looks like a, A Disney villain princess.

[Eddie]

She was ugly.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. I said she looks like Ursula when she becomes the. The, like the hot chick, you know? But I wanted to be like, I'm not critiquing her looks. I'm critiquing her character. I think she's Despicable. Like, look at it like she's like this 40 year old man talking about this, this 20 something year old girl's looks like. No, no, I'm talking about her personality.

[Jackie]

I heard the craziest thing about Jordan Hudson.

[KFC]

This explains everything.

[Jackie]

This explains everything. Friend of a friend who went to college at the same college as her, live next door to her in college. As a college student, she had three parrots.

[Eddie]

What? Parrots.

[Kevin Clancy]

Parrots.

[Jackie]

That's the most insane thing I've ever heard in my life.

[Kevin Clancy]

That woman's capable of anything. That woman's capable of anything.

[Jackie]

Three parrots. As a 19 year old or whatever.

[Kevin Clancy]

The you are three parents at any point. But yeah, at any point. If you have dorm, like as a.

[Jackie]

Young, I assume it was a, an off campus apartment or at least an apartment. Like you can't have it in a dorm.

[Kevin Clancy]

Right?

[Jackie]

You can't have. So I'm guessing it was her later years at college. I just, again, this is just hearsay. I don't know if she actually had it, but a friend of a friend said she had three parrots at Bridgewater State. And I was like, that's the craziest.

[Kevin Clancy]

Thing I've ever heard. That's altogether the most like innocuous rumor and most damning says everything.

[KFC]

That was only three years ago. So she has.

[Eddie]

I feel like it's like one parrot. Okay, you want a parrot. Like some people have parrots. Two parrots. You want a friend for the parrots? Three parrots. You either are trying to create an army or you want friends.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, I think she's talking to parrots and they're just literally parroting each other.

[Jackie]

Look, there's only two things that are possible here. You're trying to create a bird army. Well, you're out of your mind.

[Kevin Clancy]

I can't think of a number like a pretty standard bird army, you know.

[Eddie]

Give me, give me another use for three parrots.

[Jackie]

Dude, bird army.

[Kevin Clancy]

You're not crazy.

[Jackie]

Jordan. Hang on, is this for a bird army? Oh, okay, okay. I was gonna take you to the middle.

[Kevin Clancy]

I thought I had something to worry about. But if you're just amassing a bird army. We've all been.

[Jackie]

Who amongst us in that case can I be Lieutenant?

[Eddie]

I just feel like bird army's like.

[Kevin Clancy]

I, I, I think having even one. I know what you're saying, but one parrot is. I think if you have anything other than a bird or a dog or a cat, you're crazy.

[Jackie]

Yeah, fish, because they're, but I think fish.

[Kevin Clancy]

Fish is A decoration. Fish is a living decoration. I will like, potentially allow maybe a little turtle in that. In that aquarium, because those don't do anything once you go into the world of reptiles.

[Jackie]

I had iguana as a kid.

[Kevin Clancy]

Crazy. Crazy.

[Eddie]

Oh, weird.

[Kevin Clancy]

And also these things as kids are a little more like. I had a lizard as a kid that was a chameleon. And like, I thought it was cool. I put a bunch of different colored in there. Watched it change. I didn't know those were difference. It was like a little thing about this big. But it did change colors. It was not like a big thing. It was a little one. It almost looked like a gecko. But it could change color, so whatever the that is. And it got. At one point it changed colors and then it like, it like stayed like it was changing colors that it shouldn't have been. So I was like, I think this thing's sick.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

It was like, it's spotted, but there's nothing in here to like, spot. I just let it go in my backyard. Actually, I did that with a hamster too. I just let a bunch of animals. I think there was a period of time where my parents were trying to just avoid a dog. They got me a hamster and it was. It would bite. It would like, nip. And so we let that fucking thing up. And then we had a gecko that I think got sick. But I, you know, if you have snakes, if you have spiders, if you have birds, ferrets, rodents. Crazy.

[Eddie]

I also feel like parrots. I feel the same way that I do about AI Therapy where it's like, you. You best not say anything about that.

[Kevin Clancy]

Isn't there like. I feel like there's like a episode like the Blacklist or something where like the parrot rats on or a movie.

[KFC]

Bullet written by yours.

[Jackie]

That's right. Thought it was the blacklist.

[Kevin Clancy]

Same time award win. That's right. What does he say?

[Jackie]

I could have sworn it was James Spader.

[KFC]

He says last got on the bullet because that's the thing that.

[Kevin Clancy]

Would be in the room.

[KFC]

His mistress. So like, he just.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, he's in there.

[KFC]

Yeah, that's the one that he killed.

[Eddie]

Damn.

[Kevin Clancy]

I can't wait for you to get redemption and win the Chicago Movie Festival.

[Jackie]

That the. My. My iguana was my first pet. And it's.

[Kevin Clancy]

Would you name your iguana Godzilla?

[Jackie]

And it's. I. I remember, like, it would have.

[Kevin Clancy]

Been better if you named it King Kong just to throw people what like, here's my monkey Godzilla.

[Jackie]

But the. I remember there were Things like your porn star name is. You're blank and you're blank. And I remember being like 14 or whatever age I was when we were doing that stuff. And it was your, your porn name is your first pet's name, the street and the street you grew up on. And my name was Godzilla Highland. And I was like, that's a problem in the porn. That's like Lexington Steel Godzilla Highland. Someone only the best work with.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, that's, that's, that's like the, you know, the one guy who runs the industry. Godzilla.

[Jackie]

Yeah, that's like one like porn stars are tweeting like, I'd love to work with Godzilla Highland one day. You gotta work your way up to Godzilla Island.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think mine was, mine would have been Jack Switherby.

[Eddie]

Whoa.

[Jackie]

Oh, whoa.

[Kevin Clancy]

I don't know if that's a poor name, but it's pretty cool.

[Jackie]

It's a British actor's name.

[Kevin Clancy]

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[KFC]

Oh, I haven't listened to it.

[Kevin Clancy]

Oh, really? I love this little Diddy Bop. It's such a, like a, such a stupid song, but it's great. It's called cliche. The whole thing is a cliche. Yeah, all the lyrics. He dances in the, in the music video like a, like a boy band. It's like very corny and cheesy all on purpose. And I feel like. And of course, anytime he does this like the, the. There's a wave of. This guy was battling Eminem. Eminem killed him. And now he does stuff like this. Yeah, and I get that. Especially you come from the rat world. You call yourself Machine Gun Kelly. You've battled, you think you're tough. And then you'll also make this a song like this or a song like, you know, Bloody Valentine or whatever. All the songs I like. I think it's cool though. I think he's like versatile. I think, I think he gets knocked for like being able to do multiple things. Yeah, yeah, right? Yeah. I think it's cool that he can just, like, he still. I've seen him. He hasn't really put out, like, rap songs, but I've seen him freestyle recently and Instagram videos where, like, he can still rap. He rolls with Travis Barker. He can go on stage with Three 6 Mafia, he could rap, he could sing. He can kind of play instruments, I think, a little bit. Like, I think that's cool. I think I get where people are coming from, especially in the rap world, but I think other people do. You know, if you can do country, pop, and rap, you're, like, considered versatile. And with him, it's like, you're not a good rapper, so you have to do these other things. It's like, I think I can just do a little bit of everything. And I think he's just like. He put up a video the other day. There was this one particular person who was really hating on it, and he was just kind of. He was making fun of the hate, which I didn't love because I was like, just don't even address it. You know what I mean? But whatever. And he was just saying, like, dude, it's a pop song. Like, you think I'm. If you. When you see the video, you know, it's very clearly kind of making fun of himself, trying to look like a boy band. He's doing, like, choreographed dancing. It's not like. He was like, yo, this is. I'm like, the man. You know what I mean? So he's like, bro, it's a pop song called Cliche. Relax.

[Jackie]

He's. He's like the. He's my new Florida Georgia Line. Like, the last day I was a fan of Florida Georgia Line was the first day I saw them. Like, I like the music. And I was like, oh, you don't like him?

[Kevin Clancy]

Yes.

[Jackie]

Dorks.

[Kevin Clancy]

I do. See where I get that? You know? But I. I also. I don't know. I guess I like the guy. Like, I like his music. So then he's like an influencer.

[Jackie]

He's always just doing something with himself out so much. His black tongue and his stupid fan. I love Tickets to My Downfall.

[Kevin Clancy]

I like the Music, I think is the last, like, album that I really listened to. And, like, the first one I had listened to, like, in years. A full album where it's like, I like eight tracks off of this. That's in any. In any. I guess Taylor is the only other one that has, like, that many songs that I like.

[Jackie]

Morgan Wallen's the Same Way. If I'm at A bar and a Morgan Wallen song comes on. You might see my hip swearing. Like, you might see me being like, whatever, and you like Morgan Lawn. I'd be like, yeah, he's kind of a douchebag. But, like, if a song comes on, it's a bop. It's a bop. What are you gonna do?

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

And Machine Gun Kelly's kind of like that for me.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

You like him?

[Eddie]

I think he's. I don't.

[Kevin Clancy]

I feel like if you like mgk. No, I think. I think the are probably going wild for this music video. If you like him. He's. He's got, like, a. A look to him that I could see. If you're an MGK fan, you'd probably be, like, swooning over it.

[Eddie]

You know, people are hating on Benson Boone recently.

[Kevin Clancy]

Why? Why? Why?

[Jackie]

I don't know.

[Kevin Clancy]

See, I. I, by the way, blind hate. I'm all about it. But I was wondering if there's a reason why he does dress in those, like, disco onesies that I think are. Are weird, but, like, when I see him, like, do those, like, karate flips off the stage, all I saw was the gr.

[Jackie]

I love the Grammys performance. Yeah, that was great. I don't. The songs. Oh. I think the song works better as a song that's being performed than a song listening to. Like, I've never gone to put it on, but I love that performance.

[Una]

He posted a video because everyone's hating on him, making fun of him, being like, why do you guys hate me? Give me specific reasons. So people are going, like, really specific.

[Kevin Clancy]

And now he's like, that's a dangerous game.

[Una]

He's really mad about it, and it's like, you did everything.

[Jackie]

Ass.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, that's so funny.

[Jackie]

You got to treat like a lawyer. Like, do not ask questions you don't already know the answer to.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think it would be smart for him to lean into it, but not if he actually is upset and insecure.

[Jackie]

And, like, you guys don't really hate me. Give me one reason.

[Kevin Clancy]

Your face, your personality. I don't like your mustache. I don't like your voice. I don't like. You know, I hate the way that you walk, the way you talk, the way you dress, all that.

[KFC]

The reason why I don't like him. I think other people don't like him. I just came up with this where I think he's like, if you put all the trends of the past seven years together, we're gonna make a pop star out of all these.

[Kevin Clancy]

Feels a little manufactured. Kind of.

[KFC]

That's what AI would create.

[Jackie]

Yeah, yeah.

[KFC]

With a mustache and a mullet. Kind of dresses like Harry Styles. Basic music that's been played for the past seven years.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's a good answer.

[Una]

I like that Someone had a really interesting take on it. Was that, like, he dresses all eclectic and whatever he wears, what he's wearing, so you'd think he'd have, like, like his. Whatever he's putting on this show to be, like, kind of girly, like this personality. And then you see videos of him in his house, and it's like, stark as, like, no decorations. And it's like, if you're really that personality, you would have in your head.

[Kevin Clancy]

Every walk of your life. Yeah, yeah, I mean, I get that logic, but also, that's not true. You know what I mean? Especially, like, I don't know if he's a young dude, single dude, Whatever it is. It's like, I don't know. You walk into Feidelberg's apartment, you'd be like, this is a. A detention facility. This is like Guantanamo Bay.

[Eddie]

Like, you know, filming something. There's just like, a patch of, like, a ponytail. Patch of hair on, like, your, like, right near your door. As if, like, well, people should stop.

[Jackie]

Having so much fake hair. There's the issue with that.

[Eddie]

No, it's a real. It's like your real hair.

[Jackie]

My hair? Oh, yes. That is my hair. Yes. No, I did do that. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's just like, human hair and flesh around.

[Jackie]

I don't know. Completely forgot I did that. Yeah, Your keys.

[Eddie]

Like, as if you're like, I can't forget my hair.

[Jackie]

I totally forgot about that. When were we there? When I.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's.

[Jackie]

Yeah, that's around somewhere. I just cut off my hair. Yeah, it was. That might be my beard. It might be my hair.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's gross.

[Eddie]

You shouldn't have it on the floor.

[Kevin Clancy]

You talking about, like, his front door?

[Eddie]

It is like. No, sorry. It's. There's like, a little, like, what? Not nightstand, but where you put your, like, keys.

[Jackie]

Yeah. When you walk in the door and you kind of drop stuff, it's just like, in.

[Eddie]

Very intentional stuff.

[Jackie]

I think I, I, I totally forgot about this.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

I think I would hope.

[Kevin Clancy]

I would hope that you're not like, there's my hair pile. I'm gonna leave it there.

[Jackie]

I'm not gonna. This is gonna be like a parent thing. Like, I'm not gonna make this any better. Do you like the banana?

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, I put the banana back there for three months.

[Jackie]

This explanation will Answer no question. I forget if it was my real hair or my beard, but I was just like, bored and I put it in a ponytail and I thought it was funny. And I was like, cut it off. And I cut it off and then I kind of just.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's gotta be your beard. That would. Your hair.

[Eddie]

No, because it's like, it's.

[Jackie]

Hey, it's more hairy hair. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

You would do that to your hair.

[Jackie]

I think I forget why I did that.

[Kevin Clancy]

Just having a. Like a. Like you had like, like paper scissors, like.

[Jackie]

Yeah, I definitely don't have haircutting scissors. So it's probably just like regular scissors. And then I just thought it was funny, I guess, and I just left it there. And it's just kind of moved to different places in my apartment now. I don't know. You can. If you see. Next time anyone sees, you can throw it away. I'm not keeping.

[Kevin Clancy]

Keeping it so it's like, still wrapped up in a little.

[Jackie]

It's in, like, hair tie. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

This is disgusting.

[Eddie]

It's crazy that your first response is, well, people have to stop believing their fake hair.

[Jackie]

When you said, like, this little ponytail, I was picturing, like, this long trail of hair that, like, was clearly.

[Kevin Clancy]

Why would that be just sitting around?

[Jackie]

Women come in my apartment sometimes and they have fake hair all the time.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's like, take off your jacket, Take off your hair and throw it on the table. Crazy.

[Jackie]

I don't know what you chicks do with your goddamn hair.

[Kevin Clancy]

I do know that you just throw it on the wall of the shower. That's one of the craziest things.

[Eddie]

Oh, my God. That's actually so crazy because I remember when I was a listener, you had said at one point being like, what the is up with chicks putting, like, hair on?

[Kevin Clancy]

It's gross.

[Eddie]

The. Whatever. But I had like, my. My friends and I, like, we all shared, like, a bathroom, and we kept clogging, like, the shower with our hair. So then I was dumps in.

[Kevin Clancy]

It.

[Jackie]

Was the hair.

[Eddie]

So then. But it never occurred. I was like, oh, our girls like, putting it on the shower wall. So since I heard that, I've started putting it on the shower wall because of you.

[Jackie]

Yeah, it looks like I get the.

[Kevin Clancy]

Idea of not wanting to clog your shower, but then you got to take it off the wall.

[Jackie]

Yeah, it looks like the furry wall. Like, get into the Greek. Why is this wall covered in hair?

[Eddie]

It's one of those things that's like, I. I call it the makeup brush effect, where it's like, you every Single, like, time. When I'm putting on my makeup, I'm like, I need to clean my makeup brushes. But then when I'm not putting on.

[Jackie]

My makeup, I don't think that's disgusting. Why would I touch that?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Well, yeah, I'm just like, I'm not thinking about cleaning my makeup brushes. Hair on the wall is the same thing. Like, oh, after the shower, I have to get it.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, I get.

[Jackie]

I get that. I do that with empty, like, shampoo or conditioner bottles. I'm like, yeah, When I get out, I gotta remember to bring this to the trash. And then, like, it'll be sitting in there for three weeks. And to the point I'll just throw.

[Kevin Clancy]

It out of the shower.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jackie]

I'll be like, I'll see it on the floor, then I'll pick it up.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

And then there'll be a pile of shampoo bottles in the corner.

[Kevin Clancy]

Goddamn animal. I found a kid who swings a golf club like a dream.

[Jackie]

I'd like to try to qualify him for the US Amateurs coming to Apple tv.

[Kevin Clancy]

Plus, what's your name? I'm not into older guys, but I'm flatter.

[Jackie]

A new comedy series.

[Kevin Clancy]

Stick. I don't want to go on this trip.

[Jackie]

Your mouth saying one thing, but those eyes are saying something else.

[Kevin Clancy]

From the home of Ted Lasso, you.

[Jackie]

See your shot at redemption. This is your mulligan, Owen Wilson.

[Kevin Clancy]

This game takes anything. The game's finally giving me something back.

[Jackie]

Stick.

[Kevin Clancy]

You know, Arnold Palmer iced tea, lemonade. Mix it.

[Jackie]

I'm missing a nap for this. Streaming June 4th on Apple TV.

[Kevin Clancy]

Plus, like, I'm much better, but whatever. Oh, yeah. I mean, I've said this before, and I just feel like it's. It's getting worse and worse and worse. Like, I think I had to stop watching sports. It's bad. It's like, it's like last night watching the Knicks. Like, I. I've been, like, going through as is and, like, fighting, just, like, dealing with. And, like, got to a good spot. And then, like, the Knicks ruined it. And, like, I spiraled out of control by, like, everything in my life. And I was like, this basketball game, like, ruined my night. I'm, like, having real life issues now because of sports. I think I'm too old. Like, sports is just a young man's game where if you don't have any other problems in your life. The Knicks losing is the big problem of the moment. But it's okay. I have all these other problems that are just, like, right underneath the Surface. But I'm keeping everything at bay. And then the Knicks, the bed, and my whole life erupts. It sounds crazy and it's childish and all that, but I'm like, I think I'm too old and have. And have too many adult problems to be a sports fan.

[Jackie]

Okay. Can I ask you a question now?

[Kevin Clancy]

No.

[Jackie]

One time, many years ago, we talked about our, our separate sports fandoms and I argued that mine was actually worse.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. Yeah. I know where you're going with this.

[Jackie]

I'm just. Did you have a different opinion on that? Is it worse now? Like, are you like, I wish I didn't get excited this year. I wish I like, didn't fully buy in. I wish I'm.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's more that I just don't want. I guess so. Yeah. I guess I see what you're saying more. Like, but it's. It depends, like if, if you're going to be a sports fan every year and be invested in it. Having my misery is still just the worst thing in the world I get.

[Jackie]

And like, so you understand that there's an option of not doing it. It's just, you can't have it. So, like, I have to be invested every year.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

And like, it sucks. Not even, not even seeing effort from them.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

Whereas this, like, you saw the effort. They, they really try.

[Kevin Clancy]

You know what it is? It's like I, I'm old enough. Like, and the Knicks specifically. I was a really die hard fan of the Knicks 90s 2000s. And then I, they got so bad and don't ruin everything that I kind of like regressed. So now I am more of a casual fan.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And I'm almost mad at myself for letting myself get like, the Mets is just like a part of me. And this is gonna be what's gonna be. But I'm like, why did I let myself get roped back in on this Knicks thing? It's now because it's just extra. Because I also going back to a couple episodes ago, I really, I do not think the Knicks are going to win. I do not think the Mets are going to win. I really don't in my heart. So it's not like I'm like, this is it. And I get my hopes up. I'm like, I know what's coming.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And it always comes. Why do I do this?

[Una]

I cried the other day because my dad made me a hockey fan because of the Hurricanes. I was sobbing on the phone. I was like, why'd you do this? And that happens every Year, like those thoughts. Like, Duke, I, I sobbed. I was like, dad, why'd you do this?

[Kevin Clancy]

I do have those thoughts with my kids. So I'm like, I don't want to, I don't know if I want to put this on.

[Una]

Don't do it.

[Kevin Clancy]

I mean, but, but you know, I, I was sitting there going, why do I do this? Like, why do I do this? But I, then I remember, like, you know, two nights earlier, I was like, this is awesome. But like anything else in the world, whether it's Internet comments or, you know, anything, the bad outweighs the good for me.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

The good is always like, fleeting. And the bad is like, it's going to just.

[Una]

Well, it always ends bad. Yeah, it always is going to end.

[Jackie]

Everything ends bad.

[Una]

I don't think so.

[Kevin Clancy]

You, I mean, you had like a 10 year run where everything ended well in sports.

[KFC]

But then think about Bellich.

[Jackie]

Think how it ended.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, but after, it's going to end bad. I know, but after, if it's one bad ending after 10 years of excellence, it's a lot different. Of course it is.

[Jackie]

But you just. Nothing is ever going to end pretty.

[Kevin Clancy]

Eventually your pants die. Like, eventually your heroes will start dating a chick who had three parents. You didn't see that one coming.

[Jackie]

You think, it couldn't happen to you. It's going to happen to you. It's going to happen. Happening.

[Kevin Clancy]

When I was on the toast, I was trying to explain to Jackie the, the host, like, I couldn't even come up with an analogy or something. I was like, you don't get how insane this Belichick thing is. Like, I would have predicted anything else in the world would have happened.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Before this, I would have told you that a meteor hit and like, the planet is gone. Before Bill Belichick is doing this.

[Jackie]

It's been so stat. Like, it would have been crazy, but Tom Brady's gonna go to the Bucs. It ends bad.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, it all ends bad.

[Jackie]

And then, and then after it ends bad, they'll come back to Gillette and it'll be nice. But.

[Kevin Clancy]

But I mean, when there's nothing good, but there's nothing good for me. Nothing good. So, I don't know. I mean, I, I.

[Jackie]

Okay, I got something for you.

[Kevin Clancy]

Do this. Are you putting your thumb in your nose?

[Jackie]

No, you're grabbing right here.

[Kevin Clancy]

Okay.

[Jackie]

You feel that? It's really nice and relaxing, isn't it? You just kind of rub it around a little bit. Think of it. Think about how good it feels.

[Kevin Clancy]

I don't agree with this, but I'll do it. Is there. Is there some sort of.

[Eddie]

Is there gonna be some scientific backing or you just.

[Kevin Clancy]

No, we're just doing this. Let's do it.

[KFC]

I had a clock.

[Jackie]

Yeah, it feels good. It's. I don't know about science backing. I just saw someone doing it and they were like, no, this is a good. For, like, relaxing.

[Kevin Clancy]

I mean, if you don't do this, we're going to sit here until you do it.

[Jackie]

Do you feel it?

[Eddie]

No.

[Jackie]

See, you're not open to it. That's it. Sa.