Celebrities Catch Backlash After LA Wildfire Posts - Full Episode

Summary

KFC Radio Episode Summary: "Celebrities Catch Backlash After LA Wildfire Posts"

Podcast Information:

• Title: KFC Radio
• Host/Authors: Kevin Clancy, John Feidelberg, and Jackie Pavs
• Description: Hosted by KFC and Feitelberg, KFC Radio transforms the quintessential bar conversation into podcast form. Listener interaction is central, with Barstool readers and listeners contributing their Stoolie Voicemails, steering conversations into unexpected and entertaining territories. New episodes are released every Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
• Episode: Celebrities Catch Backlash After LA Wildfire Posts
• Release Date: January 14, 2025

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1. Introduction to the Episode

The episode opens with Kevin Clancy promoting Jack Pocket, America's leading lottery app. However, the hosts swiftly transition from advertisements to the core content, maintaining the podcast's signature lively and informal tone.

2. The LA Wildfires and Celebrity Backlash

[19:11] Kevin Clancy:
"Some of it is tone-deaf. Beyonce's mom crying about her getaway shack being affected is fair, but it raises questions about the relativity of losses based on wealth."

The hosts delve into the recent LA wildfires, focusing on how celebrities' reactions on social media have sparked public backlash. They discuss the disparity between celebrity afflictions and those of the average person, highlighting how the public perceives and reacts to these expressions of distress.

Notable Quote:
John Feidelberg [19:34]:
"You can cry about stuff, but when it's your million-dollar house versus a regular person's home, it just feels different."

3. Insurance Implications and the Future of Wildfires

The conversation shifts to the economic ramifications of increasing wildfires, particularly the challenges in insuring properties in high-risk areas.

[22:32] John Feidelberg:
"The Fair Act is set up to insure houses that are becoming uninsurable, but they're heading way over budget, possibly paying out $250 billion. It’s unsustainable."

[23:05] Kevin Clancy:
"You're going to get hit by a hurricane almost guaranteed if you live on the coast. Insuring something that’s a sure thing to burn down is like insurance for being sick."

The hosts express concern over the escalating costs and feasibility of insuring homes in wildfire-prone regions, emphasizing the impending financial crisis and its broader economic impacts.

4. Critique of Public Officials and Firefighting Resources

[29:12] Jackie:
"We're talking about the wildfires, yet officials like Gavin Newsom are busy fighting power struggles and not focusing on the actual disaster management."

Kevin and John critique the responses of public officials, particularly focusing on the leadership and resource allocation for firefighting efforts. They touch upon Elon Musk's controversial comments directed at firefighting resources and the efficacy of such statements amidst ongoing disasters.

Notable Quote:
Kevin Clancy [31:05]:
"We have to fix the problem first, then we'll find out the answers. Newsom was more interested in political Twitter fights than real solutions."

5. Community Responses and Regional Differences

The hosts compare the community responses to wildfires in California with those in colder regions like the Northeast. They discuss how tragedies often bring out a sense of community, but the frequency and severity of wildfires in certain areas strain these responses.

[24:16] John Feidelberg:
"Growing up attending weekly wakes, you learn resilience. But facing constant wildfires is a different kind of challenge."

6. Personal Anecdotes and Reflections

Amidst the serious discussions, the hosts share personal stories, including reflections on attending Stanko's funeral and dealing with personal health issues.

[03:32] Jackie:
"Stanko's funeral was a beautiful tribute, but it's tough dealing with the loss and showing up while being sick."

These personal narratives add depth to the conversation, illustrating how personal experiences intersect with broader societal issues.

7. Broader Implications on Society and Future Preparedness

The conversation broadens to contemplate the long-term societal changes required to address the increasing frequency of natural disasters. The hosts ponder innovations in firefighting technology, urban planning, and community preparedness.

[31:05] John Feidelberg:
"Salting the earth might solve immediate problems but ruins the soil for generations. We need sustainable solutions instead of quick fixes."

[32:19] Kevin Clancy:
"We need to invest in better technology to combat fires instead of just hoping for the best. It's a systemic issue that requires comprehensive strategies."

8. Conclusion and Takeaways

The episode concludes with the hosts summarizing their key points about the intersection of celebrity responses, public backlash, and the looming challenges in disaster management and insurance. They emphasize the need for empathy, sustainable solutions, and improved leadership to navigate the escalating threats posed by wildfires.

[56:17] John Feidelberg:
"Compassion is essential, but so is realistic planning. We can't rely on surface-level empathy without addressing the root causes and long-term solutions."

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Kevin Clancy [19:11]:
  "Some of it is tone-deaf. Beyonce's mom crying about her getaway shack being affected is fair, but it raises questions about the relativity of losses based on wealth."

• John Feidelberg [19:34]:
  "You can cry about stuff, but when it's your million-dollar house versus a regular person's home, it just feels different."

• John Feidelberg [22:32]:
  "The Fair Act is set up to insure houses that are becoming uninsurable, but they're heading way over budget, possibly paying out $250 billion. It’s unsustainable."

• Kevin Clancy [31:05]:
  "We have to fix the problem first, then we'll find out the answers. Newsom was more interested in political Twitter fights than real solutions."

• John Feidelberg [24:16]:
  "Growing up attending weekly wakes, you learn resilience. But facing constant wildfires is a different kind of challenge."

• John Feidelberg [56:17]:
  "Compassion is essential, but so is realistic planning. We can't rely on surface-level empathy without addressing the root causes and long-term solutions."

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Note: This summary focuses on the key discussions relevant to the episode's title, while integrating personal anecdotes that provide context and depth to the conversation. Non-content sections such as advertisements and unrelated banter have been omitted to maintain clarity and relevance for readers unfamiliar with the podcast.

Transcript

[Kevin Clancy]

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[John Feidelberg]

What is, what is your kid's bedtime?

[Kevin Clancy]

You want to talk about it? Like, let's do it. Are we recording? We're.

[John Feidelberg]

We're good. Mike check.

[Kevin Clancy]

What do you think my kids bedtime is?

[John Feidelberg]

Okay, so I was thinking, what do.

[Kevin Clancy]

You think it is? What do you think it. And yeah, okay, I was.

[John Feidelberg]

I, I don't know why. I was thinking about a five year old the other day. I don't know what that was.

[Jackie]

It's not even like clip that.

[John Feidelberg]

I'm sick. I'm sick. I don't feel good today, dude.

[Kevin Clancy]

I walked into the studio, John was just sitting alone on the couches over there. Just had his feet up. He was just staring and I, I was like, is Jackie Pavs in here? No, just you. I go, what are you doing, man? He goes, I'm just sitting. How long you been here? He goes, about an hour and a half.

[Jackie]

But then it's so much funnier in context of him being like, yeah, like have conversations in my head.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, well, you better be because otherwise what the is he doing? And, and it's not like every, you know, everyone else in the world sits around but they have their phone out. Whatever. He was literally just waiting.

[Jackie]

Such an upright posture. It's kind of like if you were like slumped, that would be less jarring than. I don't know.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, because if you're, if you're like, if I've been on the couch for an hour and a half, I'm basically like halfway to a nap. You know what I mean? John being like, yeah, like Jason Bourne.

[John Feidelberg]

It's just like I, I was just waiting for the show to start. I, I knew you. I got an hour and a half.

[Kevin Clancy]

I guess we were a little. You're like a Wii character, like in the waiting room.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah, I, I mean I was, I. You guys weren't late, you guys. In fact, you guys were early. I knew I was expecting to start at one and I was going to sit There for two and a half hours.

[Jackie]

That's crazy.

[Kevin Clancy]

He's. I mean, he's a great.

[John Feidelberg]

Word.

[Kevin Clancy]

We. We had a bit of a. We'll get back to bedtimes in a second. I felt like we had the five year old thing. Yeah, the five year old wink.

[John Feidelberg]

I did it to camera. It's cool.

[Kevin Clancy]

So we. We just got back from Stanko's funeral, which was a very nice event. A bunch of barstool people went and it was very well done.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah. Yeah. Guys didn't bring a change of clothes, huh? Just decided to make me look like an. Today. I've been very sick. I had a doctor's appointment. Okay.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

Are you okay, by the way?

[John Feidelberg]

I don't know.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, he was like, I haven't left my apartment since Thursday. And then he's just sitting there like a weirdo. He's just such a weirdo. Yeah, he's just like a. You're just like, not fit for life, dude. Like, don't. Doesn't it feel like he's kind of like an alien from a different planet and just doesn't know how to be a human?

[Jackie]

Yeah, like, he's like trying to act.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like you just don't know.

[Jackie]

Yeah, it's like you're trying to. Like you're not doing a good job of.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, it's. It's like. Like you're in Men in Black and you're like, I'm wearing this human skin suit and like, hello, I am human. I am here. It's just like you don't know what you're doing.

[John Feidelberg]

I didn't know any of this. Is this a common opinion that I suck at being a human?

[Kevin Clancy]

No, but it's also like, you don't. Like, like, like, like you just told me the story about the Snapchat stuff, right? Like, you just like, don't care about the things that humans care about.

[John Feidelberg]

Oh, people care about that stuff.

[Kevin Clancy]

There's a reason why the Snapchat show's doing it.

[John Feidelberg]

Oh, heaven's the best.

[Jackie]

You just don't do it gracefully. You don't.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yes.

[Jackie]

He just.

[Kevin Clancy]

He's just like, I don't do this. Or like, you do what you. You're unapologetically yourself. Most humans are apologetic, you know? I mean, yeah. Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, and something else that was, like, wildly popular, you know?

[John Feidelberg]

God.

[Jackie]

This also is exactly how an alien in him and so would respond.

[Kevin Clancy]

What guys? What? Totally human. Well, because nobody was here because we were at the funeral, except for John.

[John Feidelberg]

Who is deathly ill by the way. Which is kind of worse than a funeral when you think about it.

[Kevin Clancy]

Dango would appreciate this. John was, you know, the Snapchat show is our daily like just like quick takes on, on, on current events which I have not done in but four years. Yeah, I haven't been asked in a long time, but they asked John to do it. And you know, most people, it's like just give like a 10 second take on it. John's like, don't care, don't want to do this.

[John Feidelberg]

It was like it was designed actually.

[Kevin Clancy]

Were funny takes but it was, it was like yeah, if John was, if you, if you handed something like let's with John and give him. He doesn't care about.

[John Feidelberg]

It was, it was great. Like I, I, I, I think they just like, I think they were surprised by my.

[Kevin Clancy]

So the first one was like stain for the topics. The first one was like Elon Musk is implanting like 30 neural links into humans brains.

[John Feidelberg]

Elon Musk announced he wants to implant 30 chips Neuralink chips into humans brains. I said, I said things Elon Musk announces are basically a list of things he's not going to do. So I wouldn't worry about that one.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's a funny take though. That's good. But it's already, it's funny, but it's like, okay, you know, you're not playing by the rules. You're not giving me a take on it.

[John Feidelberg]

You're just, yeah, okay, next topic is next Mark Zuckerberg. And I was like, oh God, here we go. He's like, Zuckerberg said that 3.3 billion users use Meta. And I said the other 4 billion people on planet Earth have a relationship with their grandkids. And they were like, they were like, okay, taking a different angle with this. I see. And then the last one, they're like, Frank McCor, owner of the Dodgers in 2012, he might buy Tik Tok. And I was, I was like, who gives a. About who gives a? Who gives a? Like who gives a. You know what I'm saying?

[Jackie]

That was your take.

[John Feidelberg]

You know what I'm saying? Who gives a. What did he say? What did he say? And they went, mind if we do a different one? They go, mind if we try another take? I was like, I guess like, I don't fucking care. Who cares? Who cares?

[Kevin Clancy]

Who cares? Guess what my next take is?

[John Feidelberg]

I still don't give a. I think it was, it was.

[Kevin Clancy]

I'm sure they, I'm sure they were like, great, like, thanks Man. And then you left. And they were like, go get somebody else.

[John Feidelberg]

We'll need someone else to do this.

[Kevin Clancy]

We'll wait for the funeral to be over. The one that, the one that John didn't go to.

[John Feidelberg]

We'll get. I feel like it did. I'm a big funeral guy.

[Kevin Clancy]

I, you know who was a big funeral guy today?

[John Feidelberg]

Who? Paz.

[Kevin Clancy]

Paz was stepping out in his, in his, in his jacket.

[John Feidelberg]

Borderline happy.

[Kevin Clancy]

There's a funeral today that wear my jacket.

[John Feidelberg]

Stanko's last gift to me. It like, might, might. That might be a reason why. But like, I, I, I, I don't know, like, growing up. I like growing up. If you ask what my parents did the most, I would say go to wake funerals.

[Kevin Clancy]

Awake.

[John Feidelberg]

They're at awake every night.

[Kevin Clancy]

I don't know if that's like, like an Irish family thing. You know, bigger. The family have more people that are available to die. But, like, I feel like I was at. Somebody was dropping every, like, month in my life.

[John Feidelberg]

It was just like something you did every week. Right. You went to awake.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, if you think about, like, the way people think of it is like funerals and weddings. I went to like three funerals and like a thousand funerals.

[John Feidelberg]

I went to more funerals when I was 7 years old than I've been to weddings in my whole life.

[Kevin Clancy]

Right. Yeah. I don't know. I guess it's just like an age thing and a bad luck thing. But I don't know. It's like I went to. All my grandparents were dead by the time I was like, 15. I was going.

[John Feidelberg]

I didn't even know people. Yeah. I remember my mom telling me, like, we about to go through the receiving.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's what it might be. That's what it might be is that we, we maybe like bigger Irish families or whatever. It's like we shouldn't be here.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

You know, it's like. I know, I know it's polite and we're just showing, showing up. But, like, we shouldn't be here.

[John Feidelberg]

My mom would be like, in the receiving line. She'd be like, just tell a funny story about the time you hung out. Like, I don't even know who that is in the casket.

[Kevin Clancy]

Well, that, that ties it nicely to Stanko's wed. Funeral because so the priest made a comment that was like, so many amazing stories here today. And if you have one, feel free to share it with the family after the funeral. They'll be in the back. I took that to think, you know, I mean, like, the Close friends and family will go, you know, the whole church state. And it became, like, one gigantic wake, which was nice. And. And. And we all. You know, barstool was a very big part of Stanko's life, and it was actually a very big part of the funeral. They were talking how much he loved the job, so there was something for us to say to just be like, you know, he was amazing, and he was so great, and he was such a big part of what we do. But, like, I can't imagine if I was a family, I don't think I would want to have to do a whole another hour and a half.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

You know what I mean? Like, are you thinking, all right, the funeral's done, now we can go do, like, our thing as a family? And. But it was this. So the whole church, you know, I don't know, every funeral I've ever, like, you just leave, you know, and actually there was a bagpiper, which was a nice touch, but he was playing.

[John Feidelberg]

That's my cue.

[Kevin Clancy]

He was playing for the entrance, and then he started to get ready to play for the exit, but nobody was leaving because they were all going the other way in the back of the church. And I'm. I don't know, I just. It was a very, like, Larry David curb your enthusiasm moment where I was kind of like, are we all staying?

[Jackie]

Like, everybody.

[Kevin Clancy]

I don't think they want. I don't want us, like, so bad introducing myself. Well, then it was like. But then. But then Dave was there, so. Dave. I was like, if Dave's staying, I'm. You know, I'll stay. But then, you know, ends. Domino effects.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Oh, they're gonna say. They're say they're gonna stay, you know, so all of a sudden, it was just like a bunch of us being like, I don't know, as well, stay in the family.

[John Feidelberg]

I said this to you, but I didn't know Dave was going to go. That was very nice.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, it was a nice touch. It was good.

[John Feidelberg]

One of my favorite memories with Dave is at a funeral.

[Kevin Clancy]

Whose funeral?

[John Feidelberg]

Pete Freddy's.

[Kevin Clancy]

What do you do?

[John Feidelberg]

Well, it was. It was federal crime. It was the day video leaked.

[Kevin Clancy]

Oh, right.

[John Feidelberg]

It was.

[Kevin Clancy]

He was, like, at the funeral.

[John Feidelberg]

Right. It was the night before, I think, and he, like, taken with the. The funeral was at BC and he had taken, like, because we were in New York at the time, and I'd gone up for. He went up for me, whatever. But we all. We lived in New York, so we were visitors in Boston for it and he had taken an Uber to bc, but I had a car for some reason. So after the funeral, right, he was like kind of like just kind of meandering to. I think he was going like the Dunkin Donuts over at the bottom of Heartbreak Hill. And I was like, I pulled up alongside. You want to ride? And he was like, it felt like, like he was like, yeah, please. I don't know if it was like everything going on in his life or like just the fact that he didn't want to be walking to a Dunkin Donuts.

[Kevin Clancy]

I'm sure that was.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And so when you got a sex tape out and you're just walking along the side of the fucking highway to go to Dunkin Donuts, you'll jump in.

[John Feidelberg]

Anyone want to throw me a lifeline? Be great.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like physical, literal, figurative, all of that.

[John Feidelberg]

Just.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yes, let me get in here.

[John Feidelberg]

And I think you get in the car. And I just said something like. So that was wild. And just like referring to like the last 12 hours we've experienced kind of deal. And he goes, yeah. You know, if you told me 10 years ago that one day I'd be at a pretty famous wake with the governor of Massachusetts and freaking out about my sex tape. Well, I don't know if he said freaking out or whatever he said, but he just like wouldn't have thought that was gonna happen. And then we drove home in silence. I'm sure we talk. You know, it's like any time with.

[Kevin Clancy]

Dave, like a long ride, you. You drove back to, back to New York in silence. Cuz that, that honestly, no matter how long that car ride was, it could have been back to Boston, could have been back to New York, could have been to goddamn California. You probably would have sat there in silence. That's funny. I. I think I was, if I remember correctly, I think I had to be somewhere. Do you remember what time of year that was by any chance?

[John Feidelberg]

Winter. Fall. We were wearing big coats.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. Because I feel like I was at like a, like the beginning. Good, good. Yep. I feel like I was at like my kids like winter pageant or something like that. Being like. Because I don't think I knew it. The night that it came out the next morning I was like in. I was in a church being like, oh boy. Looking at a couple other people who like, you know, like, yeah, what a moment. Federal crime.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

The man's Teflon, bro. Think about how much he's gone through and he's just like, just still out there.

[Jackie]

Like he dealt with it. Like, beautifully.

[Kevin Clancy]

It was just like, there's nothing you can do.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

In those situations also, a lot of the time that Dave's in the news, it's like he's the victim kind of. You know what I mean? Like, he's never really done bad. It's always like people trying to say he's done something bad or something, you know, risque or, you know, know, whatever happening to him. But he was the victim there. So, you know, he's able to just be like, stand his ground and be like, what the is this? But yeah, he. I mean, he. They. They should like rewrite PR based on guys like Dave.

[John Feidelberg]

Really?

[Kevin Clancy]

When you think about how many. Like he was saying the other day with. With the Skip Bayless stuff, like, they always tell you to be quiet and that you release a statement. You do all these things that are so at this point, everyone's like, you. We know you're lying or we know that you don't care. Rather than just like come out and. And talk about it. But you have to like, be innocent or. You know what I mean? He's always. He's always kind of like in the right. So anyway, what time you think my kids go to bed?

[John Feidelberg]

Can we start the intro music to the show there?

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. The episode begins now.

[Jackie]

By the way, today's the day that those chair breaks.

[Kevin Clancy]

Is this it?

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah. Don't.

[Jackie]

Don't.

[Kevin Clancy]

You going. Dana.

[Jackie]

Don't touch it.

[Kevin Clancy]

You and Dana on us.

[Jackie]

I think, I think, I think. Give it 20 minutes.

[John Feidelberg]

20 minutes.

[Jackie]

Are you food side of.

[Kevin Clancy]

What are you like.

[Jackie]

Oh, my God, the pumice broke today. And all of us are kind of like. Like it. Like if the pew. Yeah, the pew like made a sound, we all kind of freaked out. If that almost breaks and then this chair on the. I'm actually going to kill myself because.

[Kevin Clancy]

Then that means this fat breaking every chair she sits on. If a pew broke at a funeral, oh, it would be.

[Jackie]

And it was like. It was like right in the middle of one, like the speeches of Steve's speech. And we were just like, this would not be a good time.

[Kevin Clancy]

So sad. We.

[John Feidelberg]

We.

[Kevin Clancy]

We were on the way back, we were talking about what was the. Caroline's idea to like play. Caroline was at the funeral, so to like play songs at your funeral is kind of the idea.

[Jackie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, Like a. Like a song.

[John Feidelberg]

Wait real quick. Did I ever tell you what the top of mind went to? Pete Phrase funeral.

[Kevin Clancy]

It was cool that you. You made. You made time for that guy on the Internet, but you Know.

[John Feidelberg]

Whatever your kids go to bed at 8:00.

[Kevin Clancy]

No, no, no, Wait, wait back. So Caroline's funeral idea was what she was saying.

[Jackie]

What song do you want at your funeral?

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, but, like, pick your own song.

[John Feidelberg]

Like a normal.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. Instead of like a hymn or a funeral song, you know, church song. You pick like a. A song song.

[John Feidelberg]

Cheeseburg in Paradise.

[Kevin Clancy]

What's. I don't even know what that is, but I like it.

[John Feidelberg]

You don't know what, Jim? Cheeseburger in Paris.

[Kevin Clancy]

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess I should have known it from the title there.

[John Feidelberg]

I think it's the only words in this. I like mine with lettuce. I would have thought.

[Kevin Clancy]

I would have guessed that. That was like some Panic at the Disco song. It's like, you know, like those long ass. You and your emo and those long ass titles. What would you do?

[Jackie]

I don't know. I didn't come up with, like.

[Kevin Clancy]

With the intent of like. It's like, you know, making people a little like, whoa, this is weird.

[Jackie]

Well, I was saying anything. Bruno Mars.

[Kevin Clancy]

Bruno Mars. Isn't it funny, by the way? We don't, like, talk about the fact that Bruno Mars is like an indentured servant to that Vegas casino.

[Jackie]

Oh, but they just, like, came out with it. Like, he just, like, was like, that's not true. But I don't know.

[John Feidelberg]

But also, like, he's not. You can't be the Jimmy. Not Jimmy Buffett. Bruno Mars is, like a billionaire. Do you own, like, 50 to $50 million?

[Kevin Clancy]

My man likes to throw that cash around.

[Jackie]

You know what's so crazy is you see that Sydney Sweeney, they're like, yo, why are you working so hard? And she was like, because it's so expensive to be a celebrity. Like, do you know how expensive that is? I was like, if Cindy Sweeney is.

[Kevin Clancy]

Struggling for money, well, you know, like, a lot what's going on with the. The wildfires is like, yes. Some of it is tone deaf. And some of those people, like, I think Beyonce's mom was, like, crying about, like, her. Like, she. You know, her. She has, like, some little getaway, like, shack in a little, like. And she was crying about that. But that's fair, right? Right?

[John Feidelberg]

You can cry about stuff.

[Kevin Clancy]

Totally. No, but I. I can understand, though, when if you're like, my Malibu house burned down. But, like, you know, my. My house on the.

[John Feidelberg]

But it's still like, yeah, all my belongings, all my memories, this house are sad.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, if you cannot cry or be upset about your house burning down, I don't know, like, I can.

[John Feidelberg]

It's like the ultimate metaphor for your life's a mess. Like, oh, everything's burning down around. Like, it's what we use our whole life to describe. It's the gift, ultimate despair.

[Kevin Clancy]

Short of like, dying, it's like the worst thing that can happen.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

You know, but like a lot of these people too. It's like, first of all, you put probably a lot of your wealth into your house. So like, you, yeah, you might have a lot of money, but $10 million house. But like, you probably like, it's like everything is just relative. If you lost your house right now as a regular person, it. Because it costs, you know, $700,000 now, whatever. And you know, everything levels up. But they lose a $10 million house, it's still a big deal for them.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Even beyond just the idea. Yes. You get to, you get to be upset if you lose all of your earthly belongings.

[John Feidelberg]

But I would not be, I don't think. But I don't fault people for being.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think it's more. Yeah. I mean, to be honest, I, I, I empathize with it. But when people are like, I have memories in that house and I have done, I'm like, yeah, we just moved.

[John Feidelberg]

Out of my childhood, only it's like, whatever.

[Kevin Clancy]

Now, to me that's just a room and a house. But other people feel.

[John Feidelberg]

I, I thought again, I did. I obviously do not fault anyone for being emotional about it, but I, I was like, I think I'd be kind of sick.

[Kevin Clancy]

So lose your house and a fire.

[John Feidelberg]

But again, like, I don't have a family. I like, is like, not human.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

I would complain about the process of having to get a new one.

[Kevin Clancy]

I was going to say, you're not.

[John Feidelberg]

Going to serve and like, dealing with insurance, stuff like that. But like, I don't do stuff like.

[Kevin Clancy]

Imagine, you know what I mean?

[John Feidelberg]

Like, you have insurance. I'll get new stuff. It's just going to suck.

[Kevin Clancy]

Well, don't those State farm fucked those.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah, a little bit of that.

[Kevin Clancy]

I mean, I don't know what to do there where it's like, we can't keep insuring these houses. We know they're going to burn down.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, you know, the same way you can't get insurance if you're sick. It's like you have a house in an area that is going to burn down in a state that is like, deprioritizing safety.

[John Feidelberg]

Dude. I read an article in Time. It was called like, the future is uninsurable. And it was basically. It was like, pretty damning statistics. Like, where it was like, like, so there's a thing called the Fair Act. F I R. I forget what it stands for, but it's basically like, it insures houses that are uninsurable and they're gonna go way over budget this year in California. Like, I think it's like, I think I, I everything. Go read the article yourself. Everything I'm saying is from memory. Obviously, I didn't study it. I think it was something like the, The Fair act is set up, but, like, they know if it have. If they have to pay out more than $50 billion, they're in trouble. And, like, they're probably gonna pay out 250 billion for this. And they're like. And then they. And then basically what happens? The rest of the state will have to pay.

[Kevin Clancy]

Then they just go print more money and.

[John Feidelberg]

Which is why, I guess people can be, I don't know, whatever. I don't know people's emotions, but the, like, everyone's premiums will go up statewide, and then all that.

[Kevin Clancy]

I mean, the ramifications of this are fucking crazy.

[John Feidelberg]

But it was something like, like, in 2003, let's say there were, like, 12 states that had Fair act locations, and now it's like 30 in, like, 20 years. And it's like, like, yeah, it's becoming pretty hard to insure everywhere for reasons. Yeah, but hurricanes, tornadoes.

[Kevin Clancy]

You're gonna get hit by a hurricane a year, like, almost guaranteed.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

If you live on the west coast, you're in the earthquake zones, you're in the wildfire zones. They're, you know, mudslides, all that. Like, I, you know, I don't. I, I. You can't ensure something that, you know for a fact is gonna, you know, insurance.

[John Feidelberg]

But it's a bad day.

[Kevin Clancy]

I, I saw something that said, like, in. I think it was 1993 was like, Parkland fires or something like that. It was like a huge deal. It was 7, 700 homes, and this was at, like, 10,000.

[John Feidelberg]

Really?

[Kevin Clancy]

It's, like, unimaginably bigger than. Than any other wildfires. Like, I mean, we hear about wildfires, like, every year, and this one's, like, that much bigger.

[John Feidelberg]

It's why. I don't get why people always, you know, not that the Northeast is very populated, so it's not like people rule it out, but when other people are talking about, you know, their region, like, I'd never live in the north. They're too cold.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's cold. That's. It I'm like, honestly, that's it.

[John Feidelberg]

It's like you are gonna get like, rockef here. It's pretty cold.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

Aside from that, it kind of rules.

[Kevin Clancy]

I mean, you're, you're fire, hurricanes, earthquakes, all of the bad stuff. None of that.

[John Feidelberg]

We're the only region whose environment isn't actively trying to kill us.

[Kevin Clancy]

But, but, but honestly, that's how much hate the cold. It's just like, I don't want to wake up in the morning and it'd be cold.

[John Feidelberg]

I love. I actually was, I, I don't think I brought it up. When I was in Vermont, which I missed this weekend because I was super sick.

[Jackie]

The still morning Pete or whatever. What's that still morning whoever.

[Kevin Clancy]

Pete Brady's disrespectful.

[John Feidelberg]

Don't disrespect guy. The. I think I have like, reverse sad, the seasonal effective disorder.

[Kevin Clancy]

You like it in the winter?

[John Feidelberg]

I, I, I just don't. I, I need snow. I have to be around snow because otherwise, because I, I do agree. Cold. Pointless. Cold is pointless. Like, but snow rocks. And I'm in such a better mood around snow.

[Kevin Clancy]

Snow, rocks, rocks. I, I, There is something to me, I don't enjoy it, but, like, it's just a part of life and if it wasn't there, like, like bundling up when it's cold, putting on a fire like we talked about last week, like, if that just was not a thing, I just, I don't know, it's just like, that's just not life to me. I can't imagine.

[Jackie]

I have serious FOMO over snow days. Like, never got that.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. Yeah. That kind of stuff is like a part of life. All right.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

How cold did you, where do you live? Back home.

[Jackie]

Like Northern California.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yes. You get cold, right?

[Jackie]

It would get cold, but like 40.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, yeah, but that, that, you know, that's. As long as there's some change, you know what I mean? I just feel like there's, there's just seasons, literally, obviously. But then, like, your life is seasonal. It's like, all right, we're going to go to the beach these couple months.

[John Feidelberg]

You get to be a new person every three months.

[Kevin Clancy]

You live different life. It's just like you, if you're in California, it's just the same. Christmas time looks exactly the same as the summertime. No, no.

[John Feidelberg]

I'm a completely different person in December than I'm in June.

[Kevin Clancy]

Totally, totally.

[John Feidelberg]

Very fun. Very. It's, it's exciting. Time to be a new otherwise light.

[Kevin Clancy]

I would just be like I've been doing the same thing for like a thousand days in a row.

[John Feidelberg]

You know, granted this is very alieny, but we're all saying it so, like, I can't be a new person today.

[Jackie]

In California. It's like the same, just like a little colder and you're just like a little sadder and then it's just kind of like drips into and then everything and then you just kind of like look around and you're like, it's really kind of not.

[John Feidelberg]

But even that's what I felt like always until Vermont, when you're in the snow, you're like, there's a point Tall.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, that for sure. But even like when it's like the bomb cyclone is hitting or whatever that polar vortex is hitting, then it's like, oh, all right. Like I'm hunkering down for like five days, you know, I mean, we're going to get all, like all the food and all the firewood and like, we ain't going outside. That's fun too.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah. You know, honestly, like, it kind of like, like there I see like people in L. A talking about like the sense of community and all that. Obviously that always happens after a tragedy and disaster, but like you kind of get it more often, bro. We were like, oh, there's a storm coming. Like, everyone's got to hunker down. We're all in this together. We got to fight the weather.

[Jackie]

But, you know, I don't like this California slander.

[Kevin Clancy]

Oh, there's no community in California.

[John Feidelberg]

No, no, no.

[Jackie]

It's just like there. California's beautiful. I know you guys are gonna try and talk about the wildfires. You guys are gonna try and talk about like whatever point blank beautiful.

[John Feidelberg]

No, I like California. I'm just, I, I, we're talking about California because of the fires are currently there. But I'm just, I'm speaking to like any other region.

[Jackie]

Not to make it about me, but like the only thing in my five year plan was to end up in the Palisades. And that's just like really putting it down.

[John Feidelberg]

If you would like to cry, I get that. Thank you.

[Jackie]

I've cried. Yeah, I will.

[Kevin Clancy]

The craziest part is like, what you. I saw a thread from, I think someone from Colorado who like, they were like, let me tell you what's going to come next. And it's like all of the rental properties now, like everyone price gouges and there's just no room for the people. So you have to like move out of state. And so like It. It's not just like right now. You know what I mean? It has, like, the long. Because it's like, what. There's no homes. So the homes that are rentable are going to be like, you know, 10x the rate. And then. But even if you can afford that, there's only so many of those. So, like, are you. You know, if you're. If you're a Hollywood celebrity and, like, what, do you move to a different state? Do you go live with family elsewhere? Do you. Like, you can't.

[Jackie]

Well, then my backup option was Santa Barbara. Now everyone's talking about Santa Barbara. Are you gonna go get that out of your mouth?

[Kevin Clancy]

What, are you gonna go back?

[Jackie]

That's the plan. But I don't. I got to reconsider now. I don't know. I don't know.

[John Feidelberg]

I don't know. Apparently catches on fire sometimes, which is kind of crazy.

[Jackie]

Don't you just feel like hurricanes. I get. We can't stop that. Like, everything.

[Kevin Clancy]

Fire. Doming, bro domes.

[Jackie]

I always think about Dom.

[Kevin Clancy]

Granted, this one would have to be a really big dome, maybe just dome, dome, dome, dome, dome.

[Jackie]

Kevin, where were you?

[Kevin Clancy]

Well, you know, if, you know, Gavin Newsome or whoever is not doing the right thing out there. Did you see that? The video of so Elon Musk is obviously being, like a total dickhead to the. To the Gavin Newsom and all.

[Jackie]

This is so crazy. We haven't even touched on the bedtimes.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, we got there.

[John Feidelberg]

We'll get there.

[Kevin Clancy]

We'll get there. He was like, I think, trying to, like, do a gotcha, you know, and he was film. He was talking to firefighters because everyone's talking about how there was no water in the fire. Fire.

[John Feidelberg]

Fire hydrants.

[Kevin Clancy]

And I think some of that was. There was some issues with.

[John Feidelberg]

I say, is there. I've seen that. Very true. I've seen. It's very false.

[Kevin Clancy]

I. I think there was some issues with, like, there. You know, they probably could have done a better job. But also in this conversation with the firefighters, he was like, so. So I heard that in Malibu, like, there was no water. And he was like, the rate of water that we were using, like, no system, any system would run out. Yeah, like, we used all the water. It was gone. And he was like, oh, okay, okay, all right. But, like. But other places have water. And he was like, it's just like, when this happens, like, there's just not enough water. And. And Elon Musk was like, okay, guys, like, sounds good. I was like, I don't know. Why you posted that. He was trying to, like, you know, do it as a point of, like, he wanted the firefighters to be like, yeah, usually we have water, but the government, like, cut back on this and that.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And there was also, like, when stuff. When. When stuff. At least again, these are all things I see on the Internet. Who knows? Like you said, I don't study this, but people said, like, once there's explosions and destruction and the pressure gets up and, like, even if you have water, you can't get it out. So it's not just like a simple.

[John Feidelberg]

Right.

[Kevin Clancy]

There's water or not water. I will say they. They are. They're always like, we can't use salt water because of, like, it'll harm the environment. I don't know.

[John Feidelberg]

Let's deal with that problem. That fire seems to be doing a pretty good job, too. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, that's pretty much. There might be some, like, if, you know, if you ruin the soil, then the plants don't grow and the animals die, and then you have, like, wait, no perfect sense.

[John Feidelberg]

No. Salting the earth is like, totally.

[Kevin Clancy]

But. But I also think there might be a breaking point where it's like, if 10,000 acres are going to burn down, maybe we deal with the salt, like, later. You know, I don't know.

[John Feidelberg]

But salting, like, that's like that. Like, it's generations, Right?

[Kevin Clancy]

Well, that's what I mean. It might be like, this might ruin it. Makes like 50 years.

[John Feidelberg]

No, never mind. I'm taking that back. Not salting the earth makes sense, but.

[Kevin Clancy]

Then it's like, you know, everyone's like, well, you should have some technology in place to, like, desalinize it. And it's like, they probably should figure that out for. I don't know how long that takes or if that's possible or feasible. Everyone becomes a expert. You know what I mean? It's like, why wasn't this? Why wasn't that? And I'm sure there's some answers for this. And. But I'm also sure the other half of it is, like, there is probably some. We cut the.

[John Feidelberg]

But also, like, they don't. They don't need to do answers right now. Fix the problem, and then we'll find out answers.

[Kevin Clancy]

Well, that's the other thing, too, is like, Newsom was, like, posting that video of Elon Musk, and people were like, the fires are still burning, dude. Like, do your political Twitter fight later. Like, let's figure it out first. Did you see the one. The one drop that. Nailed it, though. Did you See, they put the mic Breen.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, that was cool. There's also equally one that was like, terrible, though, where it's like the wind just like, took the water away and it didn't do anything. It's like, so. But it is funny. That's like the system we have in place is like hope and pray, you know, like, you know, we know how to fight it. But also, like, if the wind doesn't let up or the wind changes or we're at the mercy of fire. That's pretty crazy.

[Jackie]

Yeah, that's. It's a bad one. It's a bad.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, but like, what last episode we were talking about, like, the jumping car and the. All these different technologies. Like, I don't know, let's put all that money into fire. Let's figure out how to beat fire, and then we can do the car that can bunny hop.

[John Feidelberg]

Until then, you know, the car like an ollie.

[Kevin Clancy]

I did like, Spencer Pratt's having a moment.

[John Feidelberg]

That was the thing I wrote down.

[Kevin Clancy]

Spencer Pratt. Yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

That was the one thing I brought to the show today.

[Kevin Clancy]

Do you guys even, like, know Spencer Pratt? No. Yeah, that's. That's too early for you guys. Spencer Pratt was like the original, I bet, original reality villain. I would say maybe some, like, Survivor guys who are villains, but as far.

[John Feidelberg]

As, like, just watching life, not even the MTV world. He was the. He was the reality villain du jour for us. There are plenty before.

[Kevin Clancy]

I guess so, but maybe not plenty. There's probably some real world people, Puck and them, but that was, like, pretty early.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah, I. I would agree, but I just don't want to get, like, people like, what are you talking about?

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, I guess I don't follow. Reality 2007.

[John Feidelberg]

Spencer. Spencer was big around the time.

[Kevin Clancy]

You're right. You're right. But he was. He was kind of the first, you know, in terms of just watching people live. And like, he was kind of like the douchebag boyfriend who people, like, hated. But what a video from him being, like, for 10 years. Everyone told me that I'm just some broke nobody. But now that I'm upset, my house burned down. Now I'm rich and. And like, you know, now. Now I'm some wealthy celebrity that.

[John Feidelberg]

Oh, that's not what I wrote down. Oh, I wrote down a different Spencer.

[Kevin Clancy]

Press because I thought that was awesome. That video right there. Like, he was like, you guys have been telling me I'm nothing but a broke b. Tch for since. You know, since the hills. But now that I'm telling You. My house burned down. Everyone says you're rich. You can deal with it. So, you guys, the.

[John Feidelberg]

The. It was a different video, I think. I don't know. I saw the article that. Heidi, is that my phone?

[Kevin Clancy]

It's a weird ring. It sounds like it's AMBER alert or something.

[John Feidelberg]

My goddamn mom. The. Recalibrate here. Alien.

[Kevin Clancy]

Alien.

[John Feidelberg]

That was.

[Kevin Clancy]

That was a mothership calling. Come back.

[John Feidelberg]

That Heidi Montag is number one on iTunes, right? Because he was like, we need money. He's like, we're gonna need money to rebuild our house. Can you guys go stream Heidi's song?

[Kevin Clancy]

But it's from. Oh, yeah, from 2010.

[John Feidelberg]

That's gangster.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's awesome. I didn't know that. I knew all these things, but I.

[John Feidelberg]

Didn'T know it was all connected like a Heidi Montag.

[Kevin Clancy]

Well, he said he. It was a video of him laying on the ground. He was literally just, like, laying on the ground filming, and he was like, people keep telling me, like, you're milking this for all it's worth. And he was like, yeah, yeah, I lost all of my shit. Yeah, I need money. I'm gonna milk this as much as I can, so. But he. He was. He's like, you know, like, the way, like, Scott Disick is kind of, like, loved in the Kardashian world, even though he's kind of like a douchebag. Like Spencer Pratt deserves that treatment, but instead, people just fucking hated it.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

You know what's really crazy? I was talking about this in the car, right home. I went back.

[John Feidelberg]

From what?

[Kevin Clancy]

From the funeral. You didn't go to?

[John Feidelberg]

I missed it.

[Kevin Clancy]

I was sick. He. I watched the clip of when Heidi Montag. Montag reveals her plastic surgery to her mother and family.

[Jackie]

Oh, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

They like, disown her, and they're like, this is un, un, irreversible. Like, how did you do this?

[John Feidelberg]

We should have done that to Jackie.

[Jackie]

I know. I literally was thinking, like, if somebody had been like. Which people did. People commented being like, shouldn't have gotten the nose job. And I was like, that makes me want to kill myself.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. Honestly, dude, the video, she looked completely normal.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

I remember her being, like, the plastic surgery freak botched. Like, she did so much work, and she looks like every looks today.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, she got, like, a nose job and the cheeks and, like, she did get work. This is it. Okay. Look at that. That's just every on Instagram now.

[John Feidelberg]

She does have the MJ nose.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. Listen, I'm not saying that she didn't do Surgery. But like, that girl is a dime a dozen these days for sure. That is every chick either on Instagram or with a filter on their face to look like that. And we were all like, you are a freak. I mean, ahead of her time and deserves a fucking apology because she was just a regular ass chick. Maybe she was the one who like started the craze or whatever, but like she, she didn't. She was not some like, you know, absolute animal.

[Jackie]

I need you guys to tell me if I should get lip injections again.

[Kevin Clancy]

No.

[Jackie]

Some before and after pictures.

[Kevin Clancy]

Jackie, no.

[Jackie]

Well, I'm going to mix. I'm getting.

[John Feidelberg]

Well, I don't know.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, talking about.

[John Feidelberg]

I don't know. I don't know what you. What's the matter?

[Kevin Clancy]

The one time she came in, she looked like a freak.

[Jackie]

Okay, but that was peak swelling.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yes, I understand that it goes down, but the fact that you're like, I'm going to go do that thing like for a week, I will look like a goddamn freak show.

[Jackie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jackie]

Howdy as hell.

[John Feidelberg]

Do it. I mean, Heidi is the perfect example. Like once you look normal in like two days, you first see someone who had something done, you go, oh, that's dark.

[Kevin Clancy]

You say that until you're like 35 though, and your face looks weird because you've been putting poison into it for like 15 years. Yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

Then you get another one.

[Kevin Clancy]

Just keep going until you're dead. Have you seen this?

[Jackie]

Look at this. Full range of movement there. Gotta get that fixed.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

God forbid you can move your eyebrows.

[Jackie]

It was so much more fun.

[Kevin Clancy]

Remember how do you have injections right now?

[Jackie]

No. Thank you so much.

[Kevin Clancy]

Regular.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

I mean, they're white.

[Jackie]

I want them to be like, look at that fish. Small, no nose, big lips. I want people to be like, that is a fish out of water. What is she doing walk here? I'm like, oh, Jackie, I've said that before.

[Kevin Clancy]

No nose. Just take a whole thing off. Voldemort over here.

[Jackie]

That's a goal.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think there really will be a generation of, of you when you're older where you're just, you know, it's gross.

[John Feidelberg]

But I like, people said that, right? I'm sure people said that. When people start getting titty things, like, we kind of just forget.

[Kevin Clancy]

I don't know, man.

[John Feidelberg]

Like, are, are we walking around these days like going like. Cuz titties started. What? People who got like titties for the first time, probably in their 60s, right? They're probably in their 60s and 70s now, right?

[Kevin Clancy]

Oh, I thought you meant they got them in the 60s. What do you think the first breast implant was?

[John Feidelberg]

I would guess 70s.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

So maybe they're dead now. But, like, I'm not walking around like, look at all these old freaks.

[Kevin Clancy]

I was gonna say, I was about to throw this out there and say, I bet you there's some freak going on.

[John Feidelberg]

Okay, that's the first. When did it become, like, commercialized?

[Jackie]

You hear that? All these people are getting cancers from root canals.

[John Feidelberg]

No, they're not. Oh, I don't know. I'm sure a person or two got cancer. Nothing.

[Kevin Clancy]

Sick of it.

[John Feidelberg]

Nothing is real.

[Kevin Clancy]

Oh, look who's Mr. Simulation now.

[John Feidelberg]

Funny.

[Kevin Clancy]

Funny how that goes. None of this is real. 1993 was. No, 1992. I mean, 1895, they. I bet you they were putting, like, mud in there.

[John Feidelberg]

I bet you they were like, whatever. Squishy. Throw it in those tits. Here's a. Like, fill a bag up with milk and just toss it in there.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, what were they putting in? 19. In 1895, 1962, Timmy Jean Lindsay was the first celebrity to get breasted. Let's get a picture of that up there. Timmy Jean, a pioneer in the game.

[Jackie]

You know what's kind of crazy to think about is, okay, so, like, what is in. In beauty is typically what the rich has, right?

[John Feidelberg]

So then, like, it's actually what the poor doesn't have. The rich see what the poor are doing. Go. We're not going to do that. We're going to do the opposite of that.

[Jackie]

Yeah, exactly. So the. But then, like, like. So the rich have access to, like, healthy food and. And, you know, trainers and whatever. And then they have, like. So it's like being skinny and then they have oic and then, like, being skinny in. But then oic, they're going to find, like, some kind of, like, cheap oic and then everyone's going to have oic, and then all people of all classes are going to be skinny, and then it's not going to be a telltale sign of the rich. The rich are going to have to.

[Kevin Clancy]

Come up with something else.

[Jackie]

Come up with something else. Well, it used to be fat, so maybe being.

[Kevin Clancy]

That used to be the hotness. I know because it meant, like, you had food and being fat and pale. I'm not outside working, and I'm, like, just chilling and eating food. I'm like, look at. Look up. Look at that. Fat, pale.

[John Feidelberg]

She's.

[Kevin Clancy]

She's what I want to be. So I think the same thing about like, I think, you know, we saw it with bald stool. Like if you're bald in the future, you're poor.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like right now it's still very expensive, but I bet it'll get very common where it's just like, like anything else. Like you just fix it like a problem you fix. And if you, if you're a ball, like your teeth, like if you have up teeth right now, you're poor.

[John Feidelberg]

Right.

[Kevin Clancy]

It'll be the same thing with balls. It's just like you can't afford hair implants, like you're a brokerage. But yeah, maybe the poor gonna have to come up with something. They'll have the neural link with Elon Musk. Today's episode of KC Radio is sponsored by Game Time. I'm going to the Knicks Martin Luther King Monday with Shay and Keegan, my kids. Their first ever Knicks game, and it's going to be a core memory for them. And it's all possible because of Game Time. We got our tickets through Game Time, which is the best way to get the most affordable, the best seats. All of the best live events, whether you're going to the Knicks game, whether you're going to a band to see a concert, whether you're doing a comedian, whether you're doing Broadway. Game Time has got you covered. And now they make it even easier. As if it wasn't easy enough to just go on the app, they have the Game Time Picks feature, GT Picks, where it filters out all of the nonsense tickets, the ones that are priced inappropriately, the ones that are bad, nosebleeds. These are just the great seats at the best prices so you don't have to waste your time looking for the extreme outliers you have right in the middle. These are the seats that I want. Click by and you got them. So that's what I did for the Knicks game. That's what you can do for any sort of live event that you want to go see. Just download the app and make sure that you turn on GT Picks at the top of the screen. Download the Game Time app today. Use promo code KFC to get deals on any of your live events with the new Game Time picks on the Game Time app. What time is it?

[John Feidelberg]

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[Kevin Clancy]

There you go. Nice.

[John Feidelberg]

Let me talk about my boy, Variable.

[Kevin Clancy]

Still haven't done the kids?

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah, we'll get there. Why don't you just come be a Patriots man? It makes sense.

[Kevin Clancy]

It does, it does. I can't, though. I can't. I'm. I'm done being A Jets fan. I'm done. I retired.

[John Feidelberg]

No, I'm done. I'm not buying merch.

[Kevin Clancy]

I'm not watching the games. I'm not going to the games. No, no, but here's. Okay, here's the thing. I have a, a bit of my career is talking about the Jets. I will, I, you know, it's still good for business. I'll. If I was just a regular, I swear to God, mean this genuinely. I have in a financial and just like career incentive to, to talk about the Jets. If I was a regular person, there is no shot I would give a single second of my time to this team. I, I, and probably many years ago.

[John Feidelberg]

But certainly now it's, it's like I don't even understand.

[Kevin Clancy]

I saw your tweet. It's very, it's very spot on.

[John Feidelberg]

Which one?

[Kevin Clancy]

The one that was just like we didn't have a quarterback for a year and a coach for three years.

[John Feidelberg]

Hell yeah. I, I'm, I'm in more Jet specific. Like, like, who are you? Like Mike McCarthy? Ron Rivera?

[Kevin Clancy]

Dude. Even worse. Like, like, dude, they're gonna, they're gonna go with a first time head coach again and, and probably like a first time GM and it's gonna be like, you've done this 50 times in a row.

[John Feidelberg]

Oh, and your, your coach getting just destroyed last night.

[Kevin Clancy]

What was that? I didn't see that, dude.

[John Feidelberg]

I, I don't know. I, I didn't. I retweeted it. I've been doing a thing recently. I was like, I don't need to add my 2 cents. I'll just retweet this and people will know. I think it's funny. I don't know if they know that's the case, but I just retweeted this last night.

[Kevin Clancy]

I swear to God. He's got to be the worst Internet person of all time. I'm an Internet content creator from a living. I'm not going to put my opinion out there. I'm not going to do any sort of commentary.

[John Feidelberg]

But like, like, what do I, I know if I quot funny.

[Kevin Clancy]

I know what you mean.

[John Feidelberg]

Like, right, like I, I, but I was wondering, I was like, I don't know if people think I'm like doing that as it's serious or just it's funny, whatever. I don't know. I've just retweeted it, but it's one of the reporters. I think Eagles game last night goes, we've lost Contain here in the press box. Drunk woman who's an Eagles fan right in front of the window is heckling Robert Salah and other bald folks in our row. Calling them bald. That's funny, dude.

[Kevin Clancy]

They. I mean, the Jets. I. I was listening to you passed.

[John Feidelberg]

It is up higher. It was last night's game, I think.

[Kevin Clancy]

I was listening to Boomer size and on the fan and he was. And they were talking about this. They were talking about. Yeah, are they gonna get a. Are we gonna get a.

[John Feidelberg]

See, the last sentence is why I was questioning whether people would know what my. Because it's funny up until that so. But the end makes it like more serious. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought the first part was funny. I don't really care about that. Just calling everyone bald motherfuckers. But continue, please.

[Kevin Clancy]

They were just like talking about, you know, getting like. Here's what I really think they should have done here. They should have gone to Mike Rabel and he was, you know, this was written in the fucking in stone that he was going to go to New England.

[John Feidelberg]

Oh yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

But let's say that was not the case. If you went to Mike Rabel, I would have legitimately been like, here is a 20. A 15 year deal. 15 years. Because the jets need for the first like five. You're just turning, turning the cruise ship around. Yeah, like, don't this idea that like with the jets, like we're gonna go try to win a Super bowl next year, how about we try to like make you a place where like players want to show up to play? Yeah, let's start with that. So like Mike Rabel here is like, dude, 15 years, $150 million. But you know, make it incentives and opt outs and shit so you're not like on the hook unless it works out. And tell him for the first five years, I don't even care what your record is. I just want you to make this not a joke anymore. Have people show up. Don't be the butt of the jokes. Tighten up with the media. Tighten up with the clown show. That's it. You can go, oh, and fucking 17. But stop being the butt of the joke. Five years in, we'll start talking about now. You need to win a little bit and, and you need to like, like, like make him a GM head coach, like a whole thing. You know what I mean? Because these like, it's, they just, it's the same. Robert Sala was the, the chosen one. Todd Bowles, chosen one. These guys are all like supposed to be the next thing. And if you come in and so, and Boomer size And was like, I want them to talk when they, you know, I'm hoping at the interview they were talking specifically about the head coach. I think the GM's even more important. But whatever head coach, they were like, Boomer was like, I want them to ask like, what are you doing in. In this situation with Clock management? What are you going to do in this situation with your locker room? What would you do? You know what, what play would you call it? Okay, if the person asking that question is Woody Johnson and the Johnson family and these dumb. Who knows? It would be like me asking like, okay, what would you do in this spot, coach? And he would tell me what to do and I'd be like, okay, sounds good. I guess I don't know what the I'm talking about because I'm Woody Johnson. I'm the dumbest person in sports. So how the can you even trust that you're hiring the right people? Who's gonna hire the right people? If the guy hiring the person is a dude and whoever he picks is a. You know, it's not like he's like, I surrounded myself with this brain trust of guys who are smart. It's like, who knows? It's your brother. It's these other. It's your kids playing Madden. Yeah, son. So it's like, you know, he's gonna take over. So like my kids kids will be like Woody Johnson's son. Like we'll be under the jets reign. Well, that's why I thought that was gonna happen with the Will Ponds forever. Thank God they finally sold because there's Bradley. Wil Pon was coming along. I was like, these guys are either gonna have to be like wiped off the planet Earth or something miraculous gonna happen. And like Cohen just fell from the sky. But like, there is no shot that they get this, right?

[John Feidelberg]

No.

[Kevin Clancy]

And if they do, like, like, like, like Joe, Joe Douglas was like praised by everybody coming from Philly. Robert Sala was supposed to be the next guy. And there's just something to be said for. I think people like don't. When they analyze or watch sports, they don't ever put themselves in like a real life situation. It's like if you got a job tomorrow at a company that was just completely dysfunctional, you would come home every night and be like, honey, like, there's nothing I can do. This place is. I'm super smart. I know exactly what I'm doing. Like it takes a variable or like somebody who can turn the whole thing around. Otherwise you just show up and you're like, Oh, I. I'm trying to do my. My job, honey. And the. The guy told me that his son plays Madden, so we have to trade for this guy. You'd be like, this job, I have no chance. You know what I mean? And you can't talk about it. You have to be quiet. Like, all that. It's. It's. It's not. It's not a tenable situation. So there's no. I mean, I watch some of these guys, these, like, the real jets, writers, reporters, podcasters. I'm like, I can't. I can't believe these guys do it still.

[John Feidelberg]

Like, no, it's.

[Kevin Clancy]

I was. My buddy Joe Caparoso was like, he's probably the best. Like, jets mind. I know. And he's like, I expect him to hire them by next. By midweek. Like, it's this person, that person. Here are the candidates. Like. And I was like, God bless you, bro. I don't. I don't know any of those names. The names I do know, I don't want. And I can tell you right now, none of them are gonna work. And we're gonna be here again and again and again, literally until we're dead. Like, I. I really don't think it'll change for the Jets. I really don't. I really don't. Like, it turned. It changed the Lions. It changed the Lions. Like, there was a time where people probably said the Lions are going to be bad forever.

[John Feidelberg]

40 years, right?

[Kevin Clancy]

They still are on in some ways. Have never. Are even worse. And I still. I think it's the worst to be a Jets fan. But, like, the Lions have never been to the Super Bowl. They have, like, a million other little things that are like, this is why we're the worst. But they turned around. The Browns never really turned it around, but they've had, like, their moments here and there. Whatever. Like, I don't. I do not think it will ever change for the jets until. Unless Woody goes, you know, if you got. And then if, like, if Gary Vee buys the jets one day and he's just like a Cohen type, then. Then it can change. But even that, it's just. I don't know. I just don't think it'll ever change. It's not worth a single ounce of your time ever, ever, ever, ever. God bless you. If you're young. I can't, though. I can't. I. I do. I. I missed. I wish that I was at this point about two years ago, because I really do like the Lions, but it's Too late to jump on the bandwagon.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And, and I like them a couple years ago, but I was not at the point of, like, I'm jumping to a new team. I think there would be honor in, like, I'm going from the jets to the Lions because it's like, that's not, I'm not picking the Patriots.

[John Feidelberg]

Right.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's like, you're picking another dog franchise. But it's too late now. It's like, yeah, no, great. You're, you know. But like, I like Jared Goff. I've talked to him before. He's like, kind of in the barstool world, obviously. Dan Campbell's like, the man. Detroit is just like a city you want to root for. Like, I, if I was, if it was just this bad, if the Aaron Rodgers thing had happened leading up to the, the Lions being good, I would have jumped onto them. I'm a Chiefs fan now. I actually, I'll tell you who I, I, I, The Chiefs like the fact that people were, like, trashing them all year, and they were, what, 16, 15 and 2. Yeah. Like, it's, it's like, this is their most impressive season. We'll see what happens during the playoffs. But, like, they're having a down year. Nothing is, like, really go. They're not clicking. And they went 15 and two.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

With one of those losses being like, they punted at the end of the year.

[John Feidelberg]

They're, they're, they're the Patriots.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

But, like, what I will say from Patriot memory is we had years like this where we'd be like, we're not that good this year, and people would be like, you're 15 and one or whatever you are. And then that would be a year we don't win the Super Bowl.

[Kevin Clancy]

Right. Right.

[John Feidelberg]

Not a bad year by most franchise.

[Kevin Clancy]

Well, like, yeah, but, like, if the Chiefs win the super bowl this year, to me, it's like they really are the Patriots. It's like, even when we're bad, I don't think that we'll win this year, but I don't think there's any, like, you know, people who are, like, trashing them. Being like, it's like, okay, they're down. If this is their down year, they lose, like, the AFC Championship game. It's like, the Patriots, it's like, I'll take it the same thing. I've been arguing a lot with Steelers fans. Like, I get that, that the Steelers are, were dead man walking in the playoffs. They are a, a good team that can't beat other Good teams, they'll beat the bad teams, but you put a good team in front of them, they're gonna get waxed every single time. That's what happened down the stretch. They lost all of their games to all of the. And they were. That being said, like, you as a Jets fan, like, if you fired Mike Tomlin, he would, he would have a job before the, before he walked out of the room where he signs his resignation papers. You know what I mean? Like, if you told me you could have a coach right now where you will never have a season under.500, you will make the playoffs 75% of the time, and, like, you're always in it, I would drop to my knees and suck his dick.

[John Feidelberg]

I, I get that. But, like, once you keep losing the playoffs, I've climbed that mountain. I want to climb the next.

[Kevin Clancy]

I get it.

[John Feidelberg]

And yes, it's. I, Yes, I know there are risks involved. Yes, I know I could fall and die to my death on that mountain. If you really want to try the next mountain, if you really think that.

[Kevin Clancy]

Mike Tomlin is the problem. I just don't think he's, like, that bad of a coach where it's like, he lost the locker room and, you know, he made some weird choices and, like, they didn't, they certainly didn't play well. But it's like, until, if it was Mike Rabel, if it was like, somebody you really believe in and you're like, okay, I think he can keep that level of success and go to the next level, fine, take the risk. I get it. Because you, yeah, you can't do that forever. But if you're gonna do it for, like, Robert Salah, like, well, when you go three and 14 next year and you're under.500 for the next six, because you're just trying to find, like, your way again, you would beg to be back in this spot. Yeah, it can get worse than Steelers.

[John Feidelberg]

But I, I, there's nothing more boring than just standard. Right? I know, I know what the standard is. We make the playoffs every year. We lose in the first round every year.

[Kevin Clancy]

I'll tell you what's more boring, not having.

[John Feidelberg]

But you gotta try. Like. But if I was a Steelers fan, I would definitely want Tom Went out.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, well. But I think that's coming from, you know, where you're at. Like, but it's just, like, there's a lot. Who, for who, who's gonna coach?

[John Feidelberg]

Oh, I don't have a clue.

[Kevin Clancy]

But I mean, it's like, again, if, if Mike Rabel was A former Steeler. And it was like, as. As locked in as it was for New England. You know what I mean?

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Then I could understand something. But if you're just going to hire one of these other jamokes or the new flavor of the day, when you got a guy who has proven it for 20 straight years, I'll win you 10 games a year. It's just it. It's. It can get a lot worse.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah, you do.

[Kevin Clancy]

As a. As a franchise, you have to do something at some point.

[John Feidelberg]

But, like skiing, right? Like Wachusett Mountain, right? Like, it's a mountain. Massachusetts, A tiny little mountain. You learn how to ski that and you go, I'm gonna go bigger mountains now. Like, yeah, you kind of.

[Kevin Clancy]

Right.

[John Feidelberg]

You get bored. You're like, I don't know. I done this a million times.

[Kevin Clancy]

Right?

[John Feidelberg]

It's not that fun for me anymore.

[Kevin Clancy]

I actually think this is where the Patriots kind of ruin sports. Like, we talk about a lot. Like, you know, there is. I feel like there was a world where it was just like, who was it the other day? Was it Kevin Kisner? I saw a video of him, and I. I don't know if it was a new video or old video, but they were like, do you feel like when you go out there every day, you can win? And he was like, not really. And the guy was like, really? He goes, yeah, like, Beth Page, Tory Pines. I'm not winning. I'm not. And the guy was like, then why go out there? And he was like, because they pay really well for 20th. Like, there was a world, I think, where it was like, you could. Hey, was he a good NFL coach? And it was like, yeah, he won, like, one super bowl, made the playoffs every single year. Won, like, 150 games. That's, like, a great career, you know? But it's like, now it just feels like there's a difference where it's like, you. You have to win the Super Bowl. And it's like, well, that's the hardest thing to do. Like, there's only a couple people are gonna get to do that. You know what I mean, Dude?

[John Feidelberg]

It's actually like, obviously you didn't see variables. Press conference this morning. Like, he. He gave all the. He just said all the right stuff. Every. Like, it was like, what's the. What's the franchise goal? And it was. No.

[Kevin Clancy]

Oh, yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

It was Be good enough to take advantage of bad football.

[Kevin Clancy]

Right? And Right. Yeah, yeah. Like, that's what I mean.

[John Feidelberg]

And he went on. He was like. And then it's when AFC championships and then it's to compete for, compete for Super Bowls. But it was everything like, like you said, where it's like, it's not like we win the super bowl or we fail. It's like, no, we got to shift things first. We have to move things. Like, first we gotta be good enough to get bad football, then we gotta be good enough to win AFC east, then we gotta enough to win the AFC Championship, then we gotta be good enough to win the Super Bowl. There's, there are steps he, dude, every answer he gave was so good. Yeah, every, I mean, they were asking about like, the history of the stadium. He's like, I think he said, look, all these posters don't help the guys on the field, but they're a good reminder of what it takes to be there. And I'm like, God damn, that's the right answer.

[Kevin Clancy]

I, I, I, I felt a legitimate shift like yesterday in like a, I.

[John Feidelberg]

Mean, in our personal relationship, like, where, where I was like, that's like, like, you know, even text occasionally and just like a little thing. But like, I was not like, that's my coach. I was like, that's my leader right there. I was like, I'll go to war for this guy. I'll it like, I, I, it brought back a fire in me for the Patriots that I haven't felt in a little while. Like it's been a whole 36 months. I was like, this is what it's like to go to. I mean, he's two and a half.

[Kevin Clancy]

Years my new Brady.

[John Feidelberg]

I'm like, I'll die for this guy I love.

[Kevin Clancy]

I mean, he's the best. Him and his wife are awesome. The little I've gotten to know him through barstool. He's always been cool, fun, like the exact type of guy you want. He like a Dan Campbell type in my mind.

[John Feidelberg]

I watched Taylor the One's video five times yesterday. I watched the Pat's video that they posted bravel 10 times and cried twice.

[Kevin Clancy]

Hire the Maryland head coach, bro. When I saw that, I thought that was a joke. I thought it was a joke too.

[John Feidelberg]

Dude.

[Kevin Clancy]

That guy, people are trying to convince me on him. Shut. Maryland went 4 and 8 this year. That's crazy. How are you going to hire a college coach in Maryland who went 4 and 8? I was like, wait. I was like, did Maryland, like, are they like undefeated? Are they, are they in the championship, like in the, in the playoff that I didn't realize or something? No, they're 4 and 8 and, and everybody Maryland fan was like, this guy sucks. And every New Mexico fan from, like, 10 years ago was like, yeah, this guy sucks. Get the out of here. The jets are like, yeah, he looks good. That's what I mean. It's like. It's like, what. Because, like, his son probably played NCAA 25 and, like, made a. A. A franchise with him, a school with him. And, like, one. It's. It's. They're the worst. I'm done, Jackie. I'm done. Especially, I got Juan Soto. Like, I got the Gamecocks and Juan Soto.

[John Feidelberg]

You got the Gamecocks. Remember that?

[Kevin Clancy]

That lasted for about 45 seconds.

[John Feidelberg]

USC family. I'm an FSU fan. I'll bring it up, like, once every two years. Like, no, if I love the Knowles, baby. Are you.

[Kevin Clancy]

Are you gonna root for Notre Dame?

[John Feidelberg]

Am I gonna root for Notre Dame?

[Kevin Clancy]

Notre Dame winning is sort of like Duke and the Yankees and the Lakers winning, where it's like, you probably should be rooting against it if you're not a fan. But I don't know. Part of me wants those guys. Like, I. I know a lot of people who like them, and, yeah. Kind of want them to get it.

[John Feidelberg]

I'm kind of saying.

[Kevin Clancy]

But I do think they'll become, like, insufferable. Like. Like. You know what I mean? It's like rooting for the, like, the bad guys in a way.

[John Feidelberg]

I. I hadn't thought about it now that. Now that I'm definitely reading for Notre Dame.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

Which, like, I. I grew up, like, around Boston College people, and then at the time they were in bc, I.

[Kevin Clancy]

Feel like if you're a white guy like us, at some point, you rooted for Notre Dame.

[John Feidelberg]

I. But, no, what I'm saying is beat, like, oh, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

So, like, weirdly, most people. I. I know intimately what it. Like, I hate Notre Dame. Got it. But yeah. In between these two teams, to me, it was like.

[Kevin Clancy]

I was like, oh, I'm gonna wear, like, a jersey because it's got a shamrock.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, I like the Fighting Irish or it's St. Patrick's Day. And so you just kind of, like, become like, a de facto fan. I would never call myself a fan, but it's like, yeah, the Irish.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

But I do think if they win, it'll be like, careful what you wish for, because those people are. But I got the Mets in my life Life. Got the Knicks in my life I don't need the Jets.

[Jackie]

I record this every single year.

[Kevin Clancy]

I wonder if she's getting work.

[John Feidelberg]

Jackie's probably like a good Jackie, by.

[Kevin Clancy]

The way, was producer of the goddamn Jets.

[Jackie]

Yeah, she was.

[Kevin Clancy]

You got.

[Jackie]

You got me into it for a little bit, and I go, this sucks. But, like, I said that and I meant it.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah, that's kind of an interesting. Like, because you're around us so much and you hear sports talk so much, and you. From my understanding, it's your. It's your tech. It's. It's your. It's your.

[Jackie]

Your Snapchat show.

[John Feidelberg]

But no, I was gonna say your. What's it called? Simulation.

[Jackie]

Simulation.

[John Feidelberg]

Like, oh, my God, I don't care. Yeah, the. Like, what do you think when you hear all that? Like, particularly from these two? Like, what do you. Like?

[Jackie]

I just, like, I. I actually, like, I can't tell if you guys are, like, joking about going around in circles, being like, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done. But it's the same. Same thing every single. Like, it's just. You just, like, go. And then it just, like, really seems to make you.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's like a girl being like, I'm done with my boyfriend.

[Jackie]

Yeah, I know.

[Kevin Clancy]

And it's like. And on the 10th time, she actually means it. But it's really gotta go through those first nine times.

[Jackie]

I need you guys to, like, just try, like, turning that front upside down. Like, just try being positive. You know what I mean? Like, you guys haven't even tried being positive. No, no, no, no.

[Kevin Clancy]

I tried being positive for the first 35 years.

[Jackie]

No, no. Okay, I know, but, like, did you really? Yeah, you give it like two games and you go, I'm all in. I love this team. I love this franchise. And then, like, the second, like, the. The quarterback, like, misses a throw or whatever, you're like, this always fucking happens.

[Kevin Clancy]

You met me when I was what, like 30?

[Jackie]

Guys? Oh, my God, am I fat? Tell me if I'm fat.

[Kevin Clancy]

Huge. Enormous.

[John Feidelberg]

Obese. Once you get those lips, that thing's cracking.

[Kevin Clancy]

Imagine that if, like, one hand, half an ounce.

[John Feidelberg]

Wait, but so do you.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, so late in life, when I was so m. You know what I mean? Like, it's. It was done by then.

[John Feidelberg]

Do. Do you. Or like. Or girls you run with. I imagine you guys have similar interests.

[Jackie]

Which is not sports, the term, like, girls I run with, like, that. That sounds like we're like a pack of wolves. Okay, continue.

[John Feidelberg]

But do you guys. Do you guys have something in your lives that. Where you're like, this makes me miserable and I hate it and I'm going to stop doing it. But then you don't stop doing it.

[Kevin Clancy]

Men.

[Jackie]

Men?

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah, men as a whole date.

[Jackie]

Yes.

[Kevin Clancy]

They talk about their boyfriends the way we talk about the jets.

[John Feidelberg]

This is the one.

[Kevin Clancy]

This is the one. It's gonna happen. Dumpster fire every time.

[John Feidelberg]

Is that really how you guys, like, talk? Yeah.

[Jackie]

No.

[Kevin Clancy]

Dating is their hobby.

[Jackie]

No, dating is not our hobby.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yes, it is.

[Jackie]

No, I mean, it's what you do.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's what you talk about.

[Jackie]

That's not true. No.

[Kevin Clancy]

What do you. What are your hobbies?

[Jackie]

Well, we just don't, like, insert or. I feel like we don't, like, like, gossip and.

[Kevin Clancy]

Which is about, like, relationships and then. And then.

[Jackie]

No, no, I'm sick of this. Like, girls don't have hobbies things. No, they do have a hobby right off the back.

[John Feidelberg]

You go to the gym every morning.

[Jackie]

Yeah, I don't know. I don't.

[John Feidelberg]

No, see, that's the. With hobbies, is people don't count hobbies as hobbies.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's just.

[Jackie]

You do.

[John Feidelberg]

I remember it was here, like, so we were talking about it recently, and someone was like, what are your hobbies? I like. Ah. I like working out. Like, that's not a hobby. I was like, okay, I like going to the movies. Like, that's not a hobby. Like, okay, like. Like, I like my work. I like what I do. Like, that's not a hobby. That's work. Well, all these hobbies I'm listing don't count as hobbies. Then, yes, I guess I don't have hobbies.

[Kevin Clancy]

Here's what I think people think of a hobby. It can't make you money because then that's your job. And I think they're in their mind. There needs to be a result. It's like, I painted this picture. I made this song.

[John Feidelberg]

Absolutely counts as a hobby. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. I'm with you. I'm with you on that.

[Jackie]

You know what I like to do? I like four also.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think wa thing. I think that people. I think that people think it. You have to enjoy it. And most people don't enjoy the gym like you do. So it's a hobby. Most people are like, I hate this. I have to do it. That's not a hobby. What would you say?

[Jackie]

I like fiddling with stuff. That's my hobby. And when people tell me, like, sometimes I'll be, like, talking to someone, and I'll be, like, tearing up my paper towel, and people are like, oh, you must be anxious. I enjoy fiddling with stuff. Stop telling me that. I'm so anxious. Me, I'm honestly At the point where, like, if you don't. If you don't have, like, a fidget toy to give me, like, don't invite me over.

[John Feidelberg]

I. Wait, I'm gonna get you one. I'm gonna get you one right now.

[Jackie]

Like. Like, literally, like, a fidget spinner or those, like, you guys are talking about, like, sport. Oh, my God. I don't give a. About sports. I was literally like, I want to fit with something right now.

[John Feidelberg]

But I. I felt so bad during that. We went on, like, 10 minutes too long.

[Jackie]

No, no, no, no. Like, don't let me stop you. And you guys, like, I would be so cool if I could chime in on this conversation. Trust me. I wish I could chime in and be like, yo, Robert solo.

[John Feidelberg]

Like, that.

[Jackie]

Crazy, but I just don't care yet. Let's buy all of these.

[John Feidelberg]

No, my sister. My sister had one the other day that was, like, the greatest. I'm texting her right now to find out what it was.

[Kevin Clancy]

This is 160 different pieces here. I'll get you that.

[Jackie]

Crazy.

[Kevin Clancy]

You want that?

[Jackie]

Like, kind of.

[Kevin Clancy]

All right. Those are all kind of trash.

[Jackie]

You know what?

[Kevin Clancy]

Would you rather that or, like, a good one?

[Jackie]

I need, like, a puzzle. Like, I need something that I can break down, and that's a hobby. Rebuild. That's a.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's a lame one. People would be like, you're gay, but you could be like, I do okay.

[Jackie]

At least I'm not, like, being a loser liking loser sports teams.

[John Feidelberg]

Got him. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

No, there's nothing stupider than being a fan of, like, a dumb team that, like, at this point, you know, like. Like, if you're a fan of a bad team and, like, they might make it one day, that's kind of what makes it, like, sweet and satisfying, is, like, we put the time in, but when it's not ever gonna happen, it's like, this is so.

[Jackie]

Yeah. And it's also kind of just like, you could do something, like, in my eyes, like, why don't you just go to.

[Kevin Clancy]

Getting my Sundays back has been amazing. I've been watching movies and TV shows that I want back my Sundays. Oh, I just don't. Although I will say it kind of like, I don't. I just don't watch football. Like, I'm like, I. I lost all the football almost. I lost all that I want. That's why I'm a cheese fan, because I want this whole season to just be like, yeah, if the Chiefs win, then you just mark it off as, like, a. Another loser.

[Jackie]

Year. Like, I like this energy. Like, if you're gonna. Instead of complaining, why don't you get up your off your ass, start bandwagoning a good.

[Kevin Clancy]

Because, because we get, like, we get, we get loyal. Yeah, that, that's like, like, guys will, like, make fun of you for that.

[Jackie]

Yeah, like, that makes sense.

[Kevin Clancy]

Stupid honor code, you know?

[Jackie]

But it's like.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, but it, But I'm, I mean, I'm, I'm.

[Jackie]

I know you're done.

[John Feidelberg]

You're done.

[Jackie]

Really?

[Kevin Clancy]

But, like, I bet, like, when I say this about the Mets, I'm lying playing. I cannot stop at the Mets. I'm, like, done with the Jets. Like, like ice cream, bro. I'm just done.

[John Feidelberg]

But you just said you're gonna keep doing it.

[Kevin Clancy]

I will probably do it, like, literally just to make videos and like that. But I, like, I will not watch games. But if there's like, one or the other, what's up?

[John Feidelberg]

You're gonna pick one or the other. You can't say it into a microphone. You don't care on the videos.

[Kevin Clancy]

No, but that'll be my videos. Every video will be like, I don't care about this. This. You guys are idiots for caring that.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah, no, that's a good.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's basically the last, like, five goddamn jets videos. I was like, I didn't watch the game, but I heard this happened.

[John Feidelberg]

Really?

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, I was like, this is. And I was like, I didn't watch the game. You shouldn't.

[John Feidelberg]

But I heard, wait, that should be your new recap. Jets games that I didn't watch. Yeah. I bet you I could do every.

[Kevin Clancy]

Time without even, without even reading, like, a recap. I bet you that they had the ball with, like, a couple minutes left and didn't do with it. I bet you they got, like, 10 or 12 penalties for, like, 150 yards. I bet you, you know, they have some wide receiver who's like, you know, mad.

[John Feidelberg]

Like, I could, you know, it's actually, maybe it was a big thing. We're gonna go back really quickly.

[Jackie]

No, again, don't let me hold you back.

[John Feidelberg]

No, but the. You're a good barometer of, like, you guys talked about this all too long. The, like, I, I, I feel like everyone had already given up on the jets so much that, like, no one even cared anymore either. But, like, a team who's, let's say you were 3 and 10 at the moment, having their quarterback drop a Netflix size special about how he does drugs is crazy.

[Kevin Clancy]

I mean. Yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

Like, in the middle of the sea.

[Kevin Clancy]

You can't script it, but, like, that's.

[John Feidelberg]

Not like a childbirth. Like, it doesn't happen.

[Kevin Clancy]

You could just wait.

[John Feidelberg]

You can just schedule it two months later. Not even.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, just a couple more games.

[John Feidelberg]

It can be. Not in season. Like, here's how Aaron spent his off season. He's like, playing with his feet in a hut in Peru.

[Kevin Clancy]

I'm sure. I'm sure you. I guarantee they were like, like, the jets will be, like, headed to the playoffs. We'll, you know, we'll drop it like week like 14. Like, you know what I mean? Like, it'll be great for. Everyone's talking about the Jets. They were wrong.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah. And by the way, like, no, as far as I know, no one gave a. About that.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

Like, I didn't even watch.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, I was like, oh, I gotta watch this to, like, you know, be able to talk about it. Nobody cares.

[John Feidelberg]

But, like, cared so little that, like, no one was even angry. No one. Like, no one made fun of a.

[Kevin Clancy]

Couple of joke talking about butterflies. That was it.

[John Feidelberg]

I didn't see any of it.

[Kevin Clancy]

It was so particularly, like. Like, so stereotypically stoner. He was just like butterflies, man. Like, they're caterpillars and then they, like, become butterflies and that's their whole life now. It's like, yeah, dude, yeah, I'm becoming a butterfly. I'm done.

[Jackie]

I'm done with the point of this documentary. Supposed to be like, he got injured and then it was going to be like his comeback story and he, like, makes the jets good and then they had to, like, pivot.

[Kevin Clancy]

This is more, I think about him doing ayahuasca and like, his personal life and like, off the field. But it's like, you suck, dude.

[John Feidelberg]

He's. Guess.

[Kevin Clancy]

Guess what? It's not a coincidence that you sucking coincided with all this. I'm not one of these people. Like, drugs, like, ruined you or whatever, but it's just like, you're just not focused. You're just not focused.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

You know, and by the way, to the people, the Aaron Rodgers sympathizers out there, these jets fans who are like, comparing stats and talking about numbers and how he wasn't that bad. Like, dude stepped into the same exact spot as Zach Wilson and the team got worse. Okay. And other things were bad, but maybe that's because their quarterback was checked out and was not a leader and didn't give a. And all of his stats are in meaningless games that didn't matter. Like, somebody who had the audacity to put him and Josh Allen stats Side by side. Conveniently left out that Josh Allen has like 13 rushing touchdowns. They only put his path. They're throwing touchdowns, but just. We'll just ignore another like 30 of his touchdowns. But even. Let's say that was the case. Like, if you can't. If you didn't look at the Buffalo Bills and Josh Allen and see the difference between that and Aaron Rodgers and you're just telling me they Both threw for 28 touchdowns, 3, 500 yards and, you know, 68 completion percentage. Like, if you think that means they're the same quarterback, then yeah. And you're not watching games and you know what the. You're talking about so off. I feel like I could root for the Bills a little bit too.

[John Feidelberg]

That one likes the Bills.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, Bills.

[John Feidelberg]

Not everyone.

[Kevin Clancy]

I mean they're in the division, which, like, is a problem. But like, they're. They're the type of city you want to like. I deserve it. To get over the hump. 100 deserve it. That's why I want it to be us. I got it. That's why I like the, the Lions.

[John Feidelberg]

The Bills fans and jets fans are like, I. I think Bills and Lions are very similar and maybe it's just because of my proximity to jets fans, but I feel like you guys like Bill's fans. Like, we don't really care. Again, from what I, where I sat and what I viewed was always like, they were like the T shirt that every frat had. Like, or every like intramurals team where it's like, win or lose, we still booze. Yeah. We don't know who gives it. We hope we win. We're probably not gonna. But we're gonna have fun at the football game, right? I don't think I really care in.

[Kevin Clancy]

Buffalo for two years. They do care, but I think they also are. They can, they can lose and still.

[John Feidelberg]

Like from at least how they're. How they're presenting. You know, I've only been to one game. How they're presented to the national audience is like, look, these guys are just having fun and we hope they get it one day.

[Kevin Clancy]

100%.

[John Feidelberg]

I like Jet Fan. To the, to the national audience is like these whiny. Just cry and stink and cry and stink and that's all they do.

[Kevin Clancy]

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[John Feidelberg]

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[John Feidelberg]

Thank you for catching that.

[Kevin Clancy]

These kids, these kids, they're like 12, 30 boys. No, foodie. Foodie. I think it's like foodie fo d I e. These kids have a podcast. They're probably like 12 or 13 years old. Okay. They talk about food and they like ironically go viral because of it. And then the comments are like taking it very seriously. That kid, they call him Chub Perm, which is mean, but whatever, he's the star. He's the leader. And then there's. Then one of the other co hosts looked like McLovin, so they call him McLovin. And then there's like two other kids who just are like, whatever. And they try to chime in. They. They have takes. Like, they'll be like, they'll be like, I don't like carrots, man. I like carrots. And the other kids like, broccoli stinks. And then they'll be like, but like, lettuce is fire. Lettuce is fire. And they have, they have like discussions about like, how old is too old to trick or treat? Have you ever had guacamole? And they get like. Sometimes they'll pop off for like 2 million views and they're. I think they're like 13 years old. And they, they just keep this podcast up. They're very. They're just like, we're just a bunch of guys from Maryland who like food, like, listen to our podcast, and everyone is ironically, like, with them, but they're watching, so they're doing numbers. You know what I mean? It's a weird world we're entering of, like, kids do podcasts now. That's fine. Broccoli's fire.

[Jackie]

That's a good point.

[Kevin Clancy]

This is their whole show. I don't like either. And they just awkwardly laugh and they just keep going, the Chick Fil. A sandwich is the best sandwich of all time. I think if you're like, oh, if you're 16 or 17, still trick or treating, you're a dork. And the comments are taking it dead ass seriously. Being like, you know, I disagree. They talk about the group dynamic. It's. If you think about it, the. The influencer world has been like. Kids have been doing like the tick tock dances and like that, but they haven't done the podcasting because they're like, just dumb kids. That's like the next thing they're jumping into. And it. Boy, let me tell you, it is. It is. It's something. I feel like these guys are like gonna. It's like a joke until they're like, yeah, I don't know. We're sponsored by Like McDonald's, bro. Yeah, jokes on you, pal.

[Jackie]

Not to be them, but can I just get it off a Brussels sprouts take real quick, please? Okay. I think that it is the food that has the biggest range of worst to best.

[John Feidelberg]

Okay.

[Jackie]

And I can't think of another food has that big of a range.

[John Feidelberg]

I think that's fair. I think, I think Brussels sprouts, like Anything. Its moment has run too long. Too many people are doing it. Barcelona's had a moment where, like, Brussels were gas.

[Kevin Clancy]

It was when. Because they were so bad and they were review reveal revered as, like, so shitty.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

I mean, and then it was like, yeah, if you put cheese on them and.

[John Feidelberg]

But then, like, some people who knew how to cook them started cooking them, and you're like, oh, these are good. But then everyone started cooking them, and, like, well, you don't cook them. These aren't very.

[Kevin Clancy]

And it's also, like, they're not that good.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah. Even good.

[Kevin Clancy]

Russell sprouts are still not like a, you know, room.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

This is literally the food.

[Jackie]

Does it make you guys feel, like, dumb about, like.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. So that was going to be kind of. My point is, I was like, this is like. It's funny because they're like, again, the comments are like, wow, I disagree with that. I think that you should. And they're, like, playing along with it. Right. But, like, we just did the podcast. That is at least in the beginning. I mean, the podcast world has changed so much. Where it's like, the beginning, the appeal was just, like, silly like that. Just like, people shooting the. And then it became like, I want to listen to NBA hall of Famers tell untold stories. It's like, that's pretty awesome.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

But so the days of us being like, do you like broccoli? Are, you know, kind of gone. The bar has been raised. Like, anything. I think it's like, in the beginning, it was. It was kind of like, you know, it's like, Ronda Rousey in the beginning of mma. Now girls on a fight.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

I mean, but it definitely, like, the running joke with these kids and a lot of people I see now is podcast equipment should be more expensive. Right. And it's like, yeah. Yeah. Well, that's what we built, like, this whole thing, like, specifically, like, let's talk about dumb. But it's one thing if. If, like, in the beginning, you're doing it just because you're like, I don't know. This is just what. What it's like. I never picked ridiculous hypothetical for KFC Radio. It just kind of, like, fell into place.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

If you start a show now and you're like this, we're just gonna talk about Brussels sprouts. It's kind of like, this is stupid. You know what I mean? But in the beginning, that's kind of. You know, it was the Wild west, and that's kind of how it. It evolved. But it does. It definitely Makes me feel like when I see the. That show with the girls that was about podcasting, that it was a good show. What was that called with Elizabeth with no One Wants Us. No One Wants Us.

[John Feidelberg]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Rachel.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. But it was like, they're podcasters, and they were like, you know, it's like you could tell that they were kind of, like, poking fun at the industry and, like, you know what I mean? I was like, yeah, this just feels. Or like that Charlie Sheen show with the Entourage guys. Like, he's gonna be a podcaster. Like, I definitely feel like there's still a stigma attached to it where it's like, a podcaster.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Even though it's become, like, they were actually saying a lot of the. With the wildfires that a lot of the reason why a lot of, like, celebrities do have podcasts and drinks and sponsors and is because, like, they're not making as much money as you think, or it's so expensive to, like, keep up the lifestyle. It's like, I gotta do a podcast because I'm not doing a movie now or, like, whatever. So. But, yeah, I definitely feel like I.

[Jackie]

Really hate promoting, like, Fishbowl because it's like, everybody's like, hey, guys, I have a new podcast.

[John Feidelberg]

And whatever.

[Kevin Clancy]

I hate to be like, but we.

[John Feidelberg]

Got a new podcast.

[Kevin Clancy]

The belly hole clip just had me dying. Very funny.

[Jackie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

That was. You see that?

[Jackie]

Kelly's.

[Kevin Clancy]

Kelly calling. Calling her belly button. Her belly hole. And she, like, hear it at first.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah. The whole.

[Kevin Clancy]

It was just absolute gibberish. She was like, I can't even. My butt. My belly hole. She's like, my belly, belly button. That was. But that. To me, that is the funny parts of podcasts, like, the clip of when Rhea thought it was a big deal. If you take your age plus birthday equals the year you were in. Like, when you talk on the mic for hundreds and hundreds and thousands of hours, you have your funny, stupid moments. That, to me, is what podcast?

[Jackie]

Well, the clip.

[Kevin Clancy]

Those moments.

[Jackie]

The clip that, like, I think first set off, though, like, all right, we gotta, like, maybe stop giving out podcast equipment. Was that. I forget who. I don't know who it is, but it's that girl who's like, did you know that, like, my husband was telling me this. Oh, my God. When you marry, they become actually your immediate family.

[Kevin Clancy]

I thought that was so profound. It was like, yeah, you dumb. That that's where it's. But I. I also. I stand by everything on the Internet. If you have an audience and a Following then, then that's what people want, you know what I mean? Like, if, if I'm not gonna give you, you know, some award and be like, you have the best content ever. But if it's like, I don't know if that girl saying that dumb got like a bajillion views.

[Jackie]

I think that was taken out of context though. That's what kind of got what she means. It's like just kind of. They do become like you're immediate.

[Kevin Clancy]

See, this is what I mean. Make fun of it. It's like, but this is the, that people talk about or, or that resonates with them. So I'm always like, no matter low brow or hacky or whatever. If it works. Works.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

So the Internet's a big meritocracy, you know.

[John Feidelberg]

Sorry, I was just on my phone. We got four Fidget toys coming this way.

[Kevin Clancy]

Whoa.

[John Feidelberg]

Next day aired them.

[Kevin Clancy]

What are they like? You want it to be a surprise? Is it like some new that we haven't seen yet?

[John Feidelberg]

I'd never seen it. I know I don't have a ton of knowledge of the, the fidget industry, but I'd never seen it. And I was like, this is pretty fun.

[Jackie]

Are we talking like puzzles?

[Kevin Clancy]

Is it like a square one? Is it like a cube?

[John Feidelberg]

No, it's handheld, not a puzzle. Play with it one hand.

[Jackie]

I'm, I'm.

[Kevin Clancy]

Puzzles are not fidget toys.

[Jackie]

You're, you're no, like, just like little fidget, like puzzles or whatever. I'm also really good at puzzles and I don't like, really make it part of my personality. I would like to make that more known.

[Kevin Clancy]

Oh, you gotta do a puzzle now.

[John Feidelberg]

You do puzzles. We gotta give you, you gotta talk to poly. Polly does a lot of puzzles.

[Jackie]

Like 2048. You the people don't even know. I'm like, I'm like top 5% in the country.

[John Feidelberg]

What?

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, you are a top 5% in the country at what puzzle maker might be.

[Jackie]

No, no, no. Like 2048, the game.

[Kevin Clancy]

Oh.

[Jackie]

Like globally top 5%.

[Kevin Clancy]

Look at that. What is this?

[Jackie]

2048.

[Kevin Clancy]

What is that?

[Jackie]

Oh, my God. It's the most fun game ever.

[Kevin Clancy]

Wait a minute. This really is not lying.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Out of 78 million people, what is 2048? Can you show me?

[Jackie]

Okay, so you have to like combine. So it starts with like twos. You gotta combine it. You smash them together, makes a four and then it builds and then you have to get like 2048. But then like, that's easy. I can do 24, 8. In my sleep.

[Kevin Clancy]

Top 5% out of 78 million people.

[Jackie]

Is literally wildly so humble about it. I shouldn't even tell people about it.

[John Feidelberg]

Oh, this isn't a. This is what I was thinking when you said puzzle, though.

[Kevin Clancy]

Have you seen. Speaking of Elon Musk, the biggest loser on the planet Earth, he just lied about being a top player in the world in Diablo. You know, that's like one of his things. No, he says he's like a top five player in the world in this game. Diablo.

[John Feidelberg]

Okay. Like a video game.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yes. And Diablo, I think it's Diablo. Right. You know, it's one of those, like, fantasy, like, you know, casting spells with Dungeons and Dragons type things.

[John Feidelberg]

I didn't think it was football.

[Kevin Clancy]

And. And he said he was, like, the number one player in the world. And then he, like, did a live stream, and he couldn't do, like, the basics, like, the very. Like, like, like. I don't. I don't know exactly what it was, but it's like, there's a bunch of maps, and in order to open up one map, in order to open up this map, there needs to be a chain that connects you to this map. Right? So you can't just, like, open up this one and open up that one. And he just, like, sat there, like, clicking, like, why won't this open? Why won't this open? And they were like, it's not connected to the chain or whatever. And it was like, if you, like, you can't be a. Even, like a single day one player and not know them. How. How in the world could you just. And there was a bunch of other, like. Like, other examples of. I don't know this game well enough to know, but it was like, other streamers are like, everyone who's, like, played this for 45 seconds knows this, and he says he's the number one player in the world. And there was a bunch of things like, you. Can you customize, like, your. Your screen? And a lot of it said, like, Elon's, and they were like, that's just like, people don't talk like the third person in this game. You know what I mean? It would be like if I was playing for you, and I was like, I'll make. All right, John's maps are here. And then you use it. You know what I mean?

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

So it's like a bunch of weird things like that. But then. But then when he tried to play it, it was like, this guy doesn't know how to play this game, and he's claiming to Be the number one player in the world. You know how big of a loser.

[Jackie]

You gotta be like the most trackable thing.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. Like it's just so. Or, or if it's a lie, like don't hop on a stream and show it.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's like, it's like Karab is picking up that ball. People think that you could throw 80 miles an hour. You know, like you love one of the smartest minds ever. Hate him or love him. Like he's, you know, very smart. Does a lot of cool in science. Going to be a trillionaire. Like you have a lot of awesome that you could just like focus on and be awesome. And instead you're like, I'm going to lie about being a good at video game. You loser. I'm going to try to be like a stand up comedian. You're not funny. I'm going to try to be like a politics. Like you know, just if you were just like, ah. I'm like this nerdy guy who can like send rockets to space. I think people would be like, that's awesome.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

You know what I mean?

[Jackie]

He's a top 5 percenter in 2048. Like that takes away from our credibility.

[Kevin Clancy]

Top 5%, that's pretty sick. Out of. It was 78 million. So that's like 70 million.

[Jackie]

So when you do the math, technically I'm like one of like some kind of million or whatever.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's actually not as big as I thought.

[John Feidelberg]

As soon as you started typing I was like, now that I'm thinking About it, top 5% is 78 million. There's still millions of people who are still.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

It's not read out loud impressive, but it's still impressive.

[Kevin Clancy]

I'll put it this way, saying 5% is better than the number though.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

You say I'm in the top 3,900,000 layers. Nobody cares.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

But if you're the top 5%, that's pretty awesome.

[Jackie]

I didn't need you guys to press me on that.

[John Feidelberg]

But yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Some. Just some loser though. To be that insecure.

[Jackie]

It's hobby by the way.

[Kevin Clancy]

There you go. That's a hobby. That is a hobby.

[Jackie]

Okay, thanks.

[Kevin Clancy]

I'm gonna. I. I gotta play this game. I want to. I want to. I want to be better at 2048.

[Jackie]

You can't. You could try.

[Kevin Clancy]

I definitely don't think I could be top 5% of this.

[Jackie]

I've never been confident in anything in my life. Try beating my score.

[John Feidelberg]

2048 is the game was what the game's called.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

Okay. I keep thinking you're talking about with the year end. What are you talking about? Yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's funny you say I've never been confident in anything in my life. I was thinking about that the other day. I was like, there's nothing that I could really truly do.

[Jackie]

I thought you were thinking about, I'm not confident about anything. Like, that's so mean.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah. Sometimes just sitting in my house being like, bet Jackie's not feeling confident right now.

[Kevin Clancy]

She's sitting around real insecure.

[John Feidelberg]

That's what I'm thinking about. When you walk in, him staring, I'm like, I bet Jackie is not feeling it right now. I give you a little giggle.

[Kevin Clancy]

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[Jackie]

If I were to, say, one person on barstool, there's like a robot amongst us. Who. Who would it be?

[Kevin Clancy]

Who would be the robot?

[John Feidelberg]

Francis is always the first Go to. Just because he has sharp features and he talks like. Yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Francis talks like a robot or an alien who has downloaded the English language.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

You know, it's like, I know the words. This is an impressive vocabulary. You're using it correctly. But nobody talks like this. Not. And I'm not even talking, like, just regular things, like when you're writing and trying to be dramatic. I get it. Just regular conversations. Like, that's not. That's not how a human talks. That's not it. You. You. You read a Wikipedia page on how to speak, like, English, and it is.

[John Feidelberg]

Like, Francis is like. So I. I do not think Francis is the answer. But I like, Che is up there.

[Kevin Clancy]

Jay is. Yeah, Che was Chase. Pretty robotic.

[John Feidelberg]

But the honesty and, like, I'm comfortable giving those two answers because they're not the answer. Because, like, the actual answer is very rude, where it's like, that's someone who is just faking it, and they don't really know how to be a person.

[Kevin Clancy]

Right.

[John Feidelberg]

And they're just act like, Che and France, I did not believe that about. So it's fun to be like, yeah, right. But, like, the real answer is, like, someone who's like, you don't even believe that. You're just, like, acting like that because you think it's what people want you to act.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yes.

[John Feidelberg]

Huh. I'm thinking. I don't really know. I actually am thinking.

[Jackie]

We also. We talked about this on Fishbowl. What guy here do you think can do the lowest split?

[John Feidelberg]

Not me.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think maybe me.

[Jackie]

Really?

[Kevin Clancy]

Kevin's very oddly flexible.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

I mean, a split is, like, tough, but, like, if you're talking, like, touch and toes, I think I might. I mean, I'm sure, like, Jinx or something. Like somebody who's, like, actually really active. But if you pick, like, all the bags, I'm probably the most flexible out of the ship.

[John Feidelberg]

Like Biz or Taylor or something like that.

[Kevin Clancy]

This was doing yoga the other day, you know, but if you just pick, like, the actual bloggers and not, like, former pro athletes and, like, that. A stereotypical blogger, it's probably gonna be me, which is crazy. I think deep down, if I had any sort of conviction and I didn't just get massively injured for 10 straight years, I think it would have been, like, an Olympian. Because, like, the fact that I'm not a morbidly obese, I think it's a testament that I'm a freak.

[John Feidelberg]

You know what I mean? It's like. Yeah. I mean, the fact that you ate Ice cream for three days, three years straight, by the way.

[Kevin Clancy]

I, I, I like, fact checked it. It's was like, it was, I think I said two. I, it was like closer to four, like.

[John Feidelberg]

You look pretty much the same.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, right. That's right. So it's like, if I just. So if I applied that by, like, working out and all these other things, like, I think I could have been. There's a chance I'm the healthiest person in the world. I just, I've just, I just ruined.

[John Feidelberg]

Not me, I'll tell you that. Because I'm really sick.

[Kevin Clancy]

Try, try show the people how, how low you can go. Touch your toes. Oh, I always get a kick out of this because it's like he gets like, his knees and that's it. I'm always Joe. I'm always like, come on. That's, that's, that's like, that's it.

[John Feidelberg]

I mean, that's just me hanging, like, you know, I could get, I could, I could, I could push it and do like another two inches or so, probably.

[Kevin Clancy]

He's a bowling ball.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

I don't like, but that's, when I was a kid, that's how far I could go. Like, that's not like I used to.

[Kevin Clancy]

I've just always been in the presidential. I know you didn't do that, but you guys did that, right? Yeah. The Presidential Challenge. Yeah. Did you do sit and reach or did you do the box? Oh, he's sick. I used to be like, bam. People be like, oh. But it was almost like, it was like, dude, you're like one of the girls.

[John Feidelberg]

It was like, do the pull ups.

[Kevin Clancy]

I was like, but I get like a 46 on the reach. It's like me and like the girl who's in gymnastics like, this, this is not cool.

[John Feidelberg]

Okay. Can you take a dive on this one?

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Honestly, I was thinking, like, if I was one of these losers who, like, was like, acting, I probably in school would have, like, thrown that.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Oh, my legs hurt. I can't do it.

[John Feidelberg]

You know, I mean, I'm not flexible at all. So cool and strong. I'm not flexible.

[Kevin Clancy]

Wait, one thing before we do voicemails. Oh, in the same vein, I made a grilled cheese with cream cheese this weekend. Whoa. I don't want to say that I invented that by any means, but I do think a little bit innovative. And for most people out there, they probably have not thought of that or tried that. It's fire cream cheese is super underutilized.

[John Feidelberg]

My, my friends some other used to make it for us just on toast. Be like, wonder Bread and cream cheese. I was like, this is amaz. What is this? She's like, it's wonder Bread.

[Kevin Clancy]

I don't know why that's not allowed. I like, first of all, bagels are just bread. So when you have a bagel cream cheese, fine. You have white bread with cream cheese, people are like, whoa, you know?

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

So it shouldn't be. Also know it's like butter and all these other spreads. Peanut butter. These are all these spreads. Why is cream cheese. Why can't it, like, live alone, you know?

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Or, but, or if it's bagel, then you can. If it's like, I had a. Whatever other type of bagel, whatever type of bread with cream cheese, you'd be like, oh, that's weird. I had a croissant with cream cheese. What the. I bet you that's delicious.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah, but croissant's a little sweet.

[Kevin Clancy]

I'm pretty much like, you put cream cheese on anything, it's good.

[John Feidelberg]

I, I bet. Yeah, you're probably.

[Kevin Clancy]

Cream cheese is so good, bro.

[John Feidelberg]

I might be able to, like, have a conversation anymore. But, like, I bet 12 year old, 12 year old on Tick tock beat me to this one.

[Kevin Clancy]

But, bro, it was, it was Pepperidge Farm, but for real, we're gonna talk about this. My white bread, I use the butter spread. I know people in New England, I think, do the mayo. I'm a mayo guy, but I disagree with that. Instead of the bread, instead the butter for your cream cheese. I'm saying all the wrong words here. Instead of using butter on your bread for grilled cheese, they put mayo.

[John Feidelberg]

I don't really know much about. I, I don't have a like about grilled cheese.

[Kevin Clancy]

Well, yeah, you're not a grilled cheese.

[John Feidelberg]

I don't have many girls.

[Kevin Clancy]

I, let me tell you something. They're the best.

[John Feidelberg]

I need, I need a protein in my meal.

[Kevin Clancy]

Throw some bacon in there.

[John Feidelberg]

That would be good. Probably throw some ham in there. But I've never been like, can I have a grilled cheese?

[Kevin Clancy]

I like, it's not, it's underutilized.

[John Feidelberg]

I, I, you know what? I did a nice little juxtaposition of two worlds. I, what I did on Saturday was I just, I had a steak in my hand and I just ate it.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, like a, like when you were holding, like, the bone or like you just hold the meat.

[John Feidelberg]

Holding the meat.

[Kevin Clancy]

What kind of, what kind of, what cut of steak I got.

[John Feidelberg]

I ordered it the night before, so it Was cold. So I was just sitting on the couch raw, eating this cheetah steak or alien.

[Kevin Clancy]

I must fuel this body.

[John Feidelberg]

But like, I. I don't. Okay. I'm not like, trying to hit protein number. I just. It feels like I'm not eating if I'm not eating, like, my meat.

[Jackie]

What? What?

[Kevin Clancy]

You're a meathead.

[Jackie]

Why not a fork?

[John Feidelberg]

What's up?

[Jackie]

Why not a fork?

[John Feidelberg]

I was just laying on the couch and I just didn't feel like sitting.

[Kevin Clancy]

Up and cutting, but I feel like that's pretty hard. Like.

[John Feidelberg]

Oh, so good.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah, it was. Yeah, it was hard.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, was it hard to rip it? You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

When you eat, maybe the incisors in there.

[Kevin Clancy]

Put some cream cheese on that. I'd probably put some cream cheese on some steak. I feel like cream cheese is a big white person thing, I would imagine.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

But it's. That is with the grilled cheese.

[Jackie]

That sounds like that could be good.

[Kevin Clancy]

It was really. Cheese and bacon. Egg and cheese is the best. Yep. That's. That's when people don't realize that bacon and cream cheese go together big time. And then one last thing.

[John Feidelberg]

I. I have one thing. The. I. I saw a tweet the other day that made me laugh. And I was just wondering if you guys, either anyone had a story about it or experience with it where it was. Oh, yeah. Do kids even get chased by dogs anymore? This generation don't go through the scariest 20 seconds of my life. I mean, like, I still have such vivid memories.

[Kevin Clancy]

What kind of dog?

[John Feidelberg]

Walking down Corbett street in Fall Over, Massachusetts, a random dog came out of a random yard. It was. It was like a German shepherd type deal.

[Kevin Clancy]

Nazi dog.

[John Feidelberg]

I was just walking my friend's house and I was just running through yard like this. This really makes it sound old timey, but like ducking under clotheslines, just this shepherd behind. And like, I. Obviously in the moment, I was terrified. I look back on that as like the funnest thing I've ever done in my life. And like, I. It does make sense that, yeah, like, dogs are in strollers. Like, you know, and. Yeah, dogs aren't left out. Like, again, I. I sounds very old. Like, my best friend growing up, his dog did not go in the house. He had a dog house outside. Yeah, yeah, dog house.

[Kevin Clancy]

Dog house is like not. You know what the dog house is now it's your house. They have their own house.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah. Like now it's like, you know, your dog in bed. Like. Like this dog didn't Come in the house.

[Kevin Clancy]

Lucky we made it to the garage.

[John Feidelberg]

You know, I actually think like it was. It was crazy. And, and like there were times like then walking down corpuscle the rest of my life. I was like, that dog is leery. Like, gotta keep your wits about you. There are dogs that might eat you. Had to like walking through your neighborhood as a kid.

[Kevin Clancy]

Dog.

[John Feidelberg]

I don't know. A dog might eat me today. That was the kind of fear I had. It's like a 12 year old dude.

[Kevin Clancy]

I had a showdown last night with a raccoon. A raccoon that was. This had to be top 5% raccoon in the world. Biggest raccoon I've ever seen. It was night time, so it was all good. But he was, he was, he was the size of this table. He was enormous. And. And he might not werewolf. It could have been an alien. Yeah, I like, I was walking and I heard it and I, I saw it and we like stopped and he like looked at me and he was kind of like, what do you want to do about this? I was like. And I, I was like. Ran through my head because I was like, no, it's nighttime, he's fine. Like, he's. It's where the dumpster is for my renovation. So there's probably a bunch of garbage I was just going through and. And I was just like, peace, bro. I went about my business and he went about his. But like, yeah, like if, if, if. I don't know, he. He dominated me. Like, that raccoon could have done whatever he wanted. I've had a lot of run ins with raccoons because where I live, I live in the woods. Basically. Like you go take out the garbage at night, head on a sweat. Oh yeah, and you forgot to close that garbage. There's a couple of them waiting for you, but they just stare at you and you're. Yeah, I was gonna say they're pretty friendly, right? Yeah, it's like, it's like a stare off and then you both go your separate ways. Yeah. Yeah, dude.

[John Feidelberg]

There was first of all about Sammy, who's the dog who was left outside Sammy. One time we came home, we were like 16 and my buddy Brandon just gotten his license and pull into the driveway and Sammy's banging, hitting a dog. Sammy still chained up to the tree. Doesn't let that, doesn't let that stop him. He fucking. Somehow he was like a little coonhound, I think. And he just. I don't know, his bark just attracted some person who wanted to get Fucked or something. Wasn't a person. It was a dog. Let's clear up.

[Kevin Clancy]

It was another animal.

[John Feidelberg]

So Mrs. Rogers is in the back of the neighbor. Like, holy. But we get. We like. I remember it so clearly again, where it was like he had a Jeep wrangler. And we're like, we had gotten out, but we're kind of like standing on the side, you know? Yeah. And we're like, that a baby Sammy. That a boy Sammy. And then they switched and Sammy started getting. And we were like, sammy. And this is no joke. Sammy used to always stand like this. He'd be on three legs and his eye leg would always be up like this. That's not a joke. He would just keep one up like that. And I was like, your dog's gay. Likes to get gay dog. You'd think leave him outside for a year would have toughened him up. Beat the gay out of him.

[Kevin Clancy]

Wow. Sammy, the bisexual dog.

[Jackie]

I did not see that I had a gay German shepherd.

[John Feidelberg]

Really?

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

I think he was good. We all think he was good.

[John Feidelberg]

I also. I don't know if there was insertion on either of these. I don't know how. How detailed the was. Maybe they were just humping. I don't know. But like they were. They were humping and then they switched and they started humping the other way. And I was like, I didn't even know dogs could do that. I didn't know humans could do it at that point in my life. I call the police. It's crazy.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yo, that dog was an animal, bro. Absolute animal. I mean, animal is like animal nuts, man. You guys were talking about those, those animal dicks.

[John Feidelberg]

I saw that clip. That was very funny. That's the dream.

[Kevin Clancy]

The. The. The barb dick, the corkscrew dicks. Makes you. Makes you feel real lucky, don't you? You guys always complain about human dicks. Could be a lot. It's like the Steelers. Like Mike Thomas could be. Imagine if we had a barb dick every time we you. Or leaving needles inside you. Just be happy. It's. It's small and it pops off quickly.

[John Feidelberg]

That's the only problem you have. Could be a lot worse.

[Kevin Clancy]

Girls, I guess.

[Jackie]

Yeah. Like just in the animal community. Like a lot of raping.

[John Feidelberg]

Oh, yeah. But also almost exclusively raping as far as we know.

[Jackie]

You're right. Like we don't hear the consent maybe.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah. It's like they're like. I don't know. They act like humans are signing waivers and it's all non verbal cues.

[Kevin Clancy]

We.

[John Feidelberg]

Maybe we Just don't understand the lions. Non verbal cues. I'm not going to put rape on all lions.

[Jackie]

I think, I think that. Yeah, you're right.

[Kevin Clancy]

Lions, lions, a lot. Lions, like 20 hours a day. Yeah, right.

[John Feidelberg]

I.

[Kevin Clancy]

No, no, they sleep 20 hours a day and they.

[John Feidelberg]

The rest of the time.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, pretty much, pretty much. It's like what was it? Is it an ATI question? It's like pigs have an orgasm for 30 minutes and I think lions had like 30 mates in a day or something. Yeah, but look at this lion. Tough guy. 21 seconds.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

A lioness might mate 100 times per day. Shout out to Lily Phillips. You know, I hate that other chick, by the way. This is how I know I'm maturing as a man. Yeah, he already knows it. Bonnie Blue either. I said, I hate that girl. And he said, she, she is like, she's the ultimate. Like, look at me, I'm a porn star. It's like, we get it, we get it, we get it.

[John Feidelberg]

I don't know. Bonnie Blue.

[Kevin Clancy]

Well, maybe not because you just don't see anything anymore.

[John Feidelberg]

So she, she's like, I see pornography. Hang on a second. All that other stuff I'm not seeing is because I'm seeing pornography.

[Kevin Clancy]

You know, it's so funny as I say this, the one thing I have not seen Monty Blue do. Make horn. This, this porn star will do everything except on camera. I think it's, I think it's readily accessible. But she's just like a porn star influencer. Like, like the latest thing. She went up to the cashier of five guys and she said, where are the five guys? And then, and the kid's like, what do you mean? She's like, I'm here for the five guys.

[John Feidelberg]

He's like, no, it's just me here.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. And he ended up, he, he tweeted like Bonnie Blue coming up to me at their cashier, was not on my bingo card. And it went viral. And then he replied, being like, as a Christian, God fearing man, like I, I was able to like resist this. But like she didn't consent, you know, I didn't consent to this. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[John Feidelberg]

As a Christian, God fearing man, let me reference this unknown porn star.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, well he was, I don't know, his point was just like I was, I was able, unknown to me. I was able to, you know.

[John Feidelberg]

Well, he knew who she was, so you can't really be like, I'm a Christian, God fearing man and I know who this person is.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, you're right. That's a good call. It's a good call. But my point being, she just is like. She just makes content being a porn star. She goes up to makes people uncomfortable. She, like, flashes people public. All this shit where it's just like, all right, we get it, man.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah. No, like, straight up, like, personality matters for me in porn.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

I don't want to watch a Bonnie Blue porn. She seems like she's rude to people, apparently.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's what I mean. Adriana Chechuk, very delightful girl who happens to be an absolute savage in the sack. That's my kind of guy.

[John Feidelberg]

I'm about personality. Yes.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's not even personality, John. It's manners. It's manners. I want you to be a very nice, upstanding person who also puts a bunch of stuff in your ass. Did you see that video of that girl? I guess there's an only fans house now. I don't know, like. Like a hype house. You know, it's something like. You know those houses.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think it's just for onlyfans girls. It's something with a B. I want to say, like, built house or something.

[John Feidelberg]

What a nightmare. That house is so much worse. I'd.

[Kevin Clancy]

The Bop House, bro. This girl.

[John Feidelberg]

Oh, I've heard that phrase.

[Kevin Clancy]

This girl walked around the Bop house. How much did you make this month? How much did you make this month? How much? Everyone was like, million, 2 million. Like, it was insane. It was just a house. Millionaires. I. I don't know how you girls don't do it. I would be. I would have broken by now and been like, I'm gonna be.

[Jackie]

I do feel like it's the only industry where people are actually like, yeah, I'm rich.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. They just own it. And they say like.

[Jackie]

Like, again, celebrities are all like, I don't actually make that much money, right?

[Kevin Clancy]

It's like I made a million dollars a month. Month. Yeah, yeah, It's. It's. They're all very.

[John Feidelberg]

What a nightmare it must be to live in that house. Oh, imagine, dude, you guys stop for two minutes? I'm trying to get eight hours tonight. Like, I mean, it must be a nightmare. Yeah, all it is is all the.

[Kevin Clancy]

Fighting and the bickering.

[John Feidelberg]

I don't even like. Yeah, I'm sure that's happening as well. You know what?

[Kevin Clancy]

I think a lot of these girls are not like, you know what I mean?

[John Feidelberg]

But they're at least doing, like, video stuff, right? Like. Like cam girl, probably. And then they're. You gotta. You're throwing little Extra mayo on that. We, like.

[Kevin Clancy]

Two episodes in a row, he moaned like that. You notice that? He moaned last episode in the head. Yeah, yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

Oh, yeah. I'm honestly, I'm just trying to do Frankie's, because Frankie's is the best. Frankie's got the best moments. Dude, I'd come so quick with Frankie.

[Kevin Clancy]

Forget Bonnie Blue.

[John Feidelberg]

I got Frankie Barelli. It's actually. It's. It's not. Obviously it's not a sexy moment, but, God, is it funny.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, it's not sexy, dude.

[John Feidelberg]

To clarify, I actually wouldn't come that fast. One more thing that I gotta run the. You. You talking about a raccoon made me think of. We got an animal story. We'll do an animal podcast. The time when I was young and we, like, there was, like, a hole by our trash, and a skunk got in it, and it was. It was, like, too deep for the skunk to climb out.

[Kevin Clancy]

Okay.

[John Feidelberg]

So it's just sitting in this hole by the trash, and my dad's trying to figure out how to get rid of skunks. And apparently, they really don't like bass. They don't really. They don't like loud noises like that, right? So my dad sets up two speakers on either side of the hole, and it's just in Rolling Stones for a whole day. So, like, at any point in the house, all you can hear is like, I can't get no. That fucking skunk was in the hole. Like, dude, it's not that I don't want to get out of the hole. I can't get out of this fucking hole. Turn the music down and just throw me. But, like, there. Because you can't. You can't help a skunk because it'll spray you. Of course. He was like, I don't know what to do about this thing. It was just a skunk still sitting there at the end of the day, like, wow, horses. And we were all just walking around the house like, someone turned the music off.

[Jackie]

It's like in fraternities when hazing. I mean, I'm sure that everyone does this, but, like, at ours, like, they would play Nickelback photograph, like, for. I think they locked them for 24 hours. And then whenever we'd play it at a party, like, all the guys, like, it wasn't, like, funny. They would, like, actually just all that stuff.

[John Feidelberg]

I did. I did that. They did that to me. Did they still, like, Hell Week? It was. No, it was who Let the Dogs Out? I love that song. Like, they played it for a week.

[Kevin Clancy]

Straight.

[John Feidelberg]

It wasn't, it wasn't 24 hours. It was one week. I mean, it, it was, it was like, you know, we left the room sometimes, but like it was playing in.

[Kevin Clancy]

That literally never stopped.

[John Feidelberg]

Never stopped. And, and it was like, yeah, the song rocks. And I say that because, like, a bunch of the other guys in the frat were like doing that. Like, oh, I can't hear it anymore. Who cares? It's a song. Turn the brain off, you idiot. Hit the switch and just sit here.

[Kevin Clancy]

Are you doing voicemails or you gotta go?

[John Feidelberg]

No, I gotta ride.

[Kevin Clancy]

Okay. What time you think my kids go to bed? Oh, 8:00pm, no later.

[John Feidelberg]

I was thinking about a five year old. I was like, I bet five year olds go to bed.

[Kevin Clancy]

8:30.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah, I think, I think I was. It was my friend, his kid, he's like, he can't come to the games. He's too, too young still. I was like, the games at seven. We'll leave after. I'm going to.

[Kevin Clancy]

No, no, that's different. Bedtime is one thing. Being out at like 8 or 9 o'clock. Fiasco at that age. Oh, fiasco. No one's going to enjoy it. I would never take my kid to like a night game. Some people do, but like night game at that age. It's like you might be able to stay up, but it's like you're in your pajamas on the couch, like ready to just go right upstairs. We were out at 9:00. He'd be asleep, he'd be crying, cranky. It'd be a whole thing.

[John Feidelberg]

That, that's why I asked if. I don't even know we're recording at the time. But you were talking about going to the game with the kids on Monday.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

Is it a day game? Because my buddy's like, I can't take.

[Kevin Clancy]

The kids out that way. Yeah, some people do it. It's just not for me. It's just like, no one's going to enjoy this and we have to leave early. You know, it's just, it's just. Wait for a day game.

[John Feidelberg]

All right, See you guys. Have fun. Voicemails, Voicemails. The doctor.

[Kevin Clancy]

Why are you sick?

[John Feidelberg]

Super real. I. I get better as the day progresses.

[Kevin Clancy]

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[John Feidelberg]

Yo fights KFC. I've been listening to some of the old podcasts, the old CCKs and Feidelberg just saying he just doesn't have AC which is absolute insanity. It's the craziest thing I've ever, ever heard of besides the point but reminds me of me and my buddy in college for two years. We had. We didn't have a trash can in our house. We only had the one that you would like take to the curb. So we. You'd finish a burrito bowl, you finish a beer. We'd either just throw it on the ground or we should walk outside, get the put in the trash can but. Or and we also didn't have a vacuum either. We'd have to borrow it from other people's houses. Whenever it was like every six months or so we'd vacuum.

[Kevin Clancy]

I was gonna say you guys are vacuuming I guess now throwing burritos on.

[John Feidelberg]

The floor either now you have. You don't have in your house or something back in college where you're like oh yeah, like we move in, realize you don't have it, then you're cigar, whatever.

[Kevin Clancy]

Listen live without it. There is a massive difference between not having a vacuum. Something that I would bet 95% of guys move into an apartment together and don't have a vacuum versus not having a garbage. Garbage can.

[Jackie]

I mean, you. You could also, like, make anything a garbage can. Like, get a. Get a bag. Plastic bag.

[Kevin Clancy]

Get a tray hanging on the doorknob. Just throw in. Yeah. To just be like, I'm done with this. Like, ball up my wrapper and just, like, throw it on the ground. Animal.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, there. There is something a little bit. I'm nostalgic for living like an animal. A little bit. Like, there's. It was fun back in the day, just being like. Like, we used to call it our apartment, the facility. It looked like just like a detention facility. It was just like, this is not a home. This is just a. We live in, like, a. Like. Like in a jail almost. You know what I mean? But it was great. It was like our futon was broken and there was holes in the wall and like. Yeah, it was college. It was just like, this is awful. And I'm like, that's kind of fun. It was like living amongst your food and squalor is insane. That's insane.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

I wouldn't even do that at, like, 21:19. You know what I mean? Like, there's certain levels. It's like. Yeah, we didn't, like, take out the garbage as much. We let the dishes build up in the sink. Like, there were empty beer cans everywhere. We wouldn't just, like, finish food and be like, open. Food is, like, the number one rule. Food is great. I mean, food's crazy. You can get messy with pretty much everything else. You leave food around like that.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

You get the animals, you get the smells. It's disgusting.

[Jackie]

I have gone two and a half years without plates now.

[John Feidelberg]

Plates.

[Jackie]

And I want to see how.

[Kevin Clancy]

Use them or you literally don't have them.

[Jackie]

I just don't have. I don't have plates.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, if I open up, like, your cabinet, there's not a sink.

[Jackie]

You will not find a plate.

[Kevin Clancy]

Do you have cups?

[Jackie]

Yeah, I have cups. Now I'm trying to tell everything else, but no plates, no plates. Bowls, bowls.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. No plates, no plates.

[Jackie]

One spoon.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, there was a period of time where I was like, I had a fork, knife, and spoon. Like, I just used that over and over again. I'll be honest. Trash behavior as a girl.

[Jackie]

Yeah, I know.

[Kevin Clancy]

Despicable. But.

[Jackie]

But here's the thing.

[Kevin Clancy]

He does that. Fine. You do that. But. But we got.

[Jackie]

It's honestly. It's honestly, like, I haven't neat I haven't needed a plate. Like, if anything, I'll do it in a bowl. Like salad.

[Kevin Clancy]

Put your food in the bowl.

[Jackie]

Put in food in a bowl. I'll make, like, something that's like, you.

[Kevin Clancy]

Don'T have anybody over for dinner ever.

[Jackie]

But, like, if I do, then, like, I've only needed bowls.

[Kevin Clancy]

That looked like a leading question.

[Jackie]

Like, yeah, honestly, like, that could have made it.

[Kevin Clancy]

Oh, no. We've never had anybody here for dinner. Dinner. I mean, I thought that was, like. I was like, do you have a dinner? Storage.

[Jackie]

But I. But I, like, have made people dinner.

[Kevin Clancy]

Put in a bowl.

[Jackie]

Put in a bowl. I'm not. I've. I'm.

[Kevin Clancy]

What if it's just not a bowl? I'm on you. What if, like. What if it's like, you make a sandwich for somebody? Like, you put it in a bowl? That's crazy.

[Jackie]

Yeah. Well, like, that. That's a time when I would need a plate and I would order plates until that time comes. Like, I'm. I. Now, what do you eat?

[Kevin Clancy]

What do you eat? What do you eat?

[Jackie]

Just, like.

[Kevin Clancy]

Just, like, you make food or you order food.

[Jackie]

I'll make food. It'll be like, a salad or, like.

[Kevin Clancy]

Some kind of salad or like, when you make, like, a chicken breast.

[Jackie]

There are. Yeah, chicken breast.

[Kevin Clancy]

Put in a bowl.

[Jackie]

Put in a bowl. And. And there has been times when I've been like, a plate would be kind of good right now. Cutting board.

[Kevin Clancy]

I do the cutting board. And. And I think it's. It's so much.

[Jackie]

It's almost classic here.

[Kevin Clancy]

Well, yes, but it's also, to me, it's like, all right, so, like, I have tacos. I have, like, soft taco, basically, burrito three nights a week, like, every week. Right. And it's like, when I put it on the plate, the plate has the edges that they kind of roll up, and I need to, like, get underneath it. I need a flat. Yeah, the flat, so I can get to it, you know? And then it has, like. Oh, I could put my. Like, I could put a drink on there. I could put the silver on there. I can carry it all, like, wherever I need to go to me crumbs. And it's like. It's like, don't put the plate on top of that. Like. Yeah. And then. And then some. Some of the ones I have are, like, bendy, so I can just kind of bend it. And some of the ones are nicer, and they're like, the wood ones. I am team. Team cutting board for. For plates, because we don't need plates. So you do. But you. So you use the cutting boards.

[Jackie]

I've needed it twice.

[Kevin Clancy]

The bowl is what you do.

[Jackie]

The bowl is what I do. I also don't have a coffee table. Haven't needed a coffee table.

[Kevin Clancy]

That one is. Yeah, I've lived without them.

[John Feidelberg]

Them.

[Kevin Clancy]

They're. They help a lot, though.

[Jackie]

I mean, like, it would definitely make you.

[Kevin Clancy]

What do you eat on? It's like, lap. It's probably a lap. That's a little crazy.

[Jackie]

It's something.

[Kevin Clancy]

You're alone.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

The thing about living alone is, like.

[Jackie]

It kind of makes it sad, I guess. When I say.

[Kevin Clancy]

Oh, yeah. No, what you're describing is, like, the, like, me post divorce, like, not giving a. About life being like, I'm moving out of here in, like, a month anyway. So, like, I don't give a. No one's looking at me. I don't give a. Like. Except you're just like, a young girl who's supposed to be, like, in the best. In the prime of her life.

[Jackie]

Hey, let me cook. Like, not.

[Kevin Clancy]

Not literally because you don't need plates.

[Jackie]

But, like, I guess, like, I feel like this year I'm gonna start needing a plate, but until it's. I need a plate. Like, I don't deserve a plate.

[Kevin Clancy]

Your. Your love story is going to be like, you're the one I got plates for. He made me get plates.

[Jackie]

He's like, what?

[Kevin Clancy]

Find a guy who gets you plates.

[Jackie]

Yeah, but, like, what would I need? What would I really need?

[Kevin Clancy]

I'm a big fan of just, like, utility. Like, it's just like. I don't know. Put it on what you need to put it on. Eat what you need to eat. Yeah. Like, whatever you cook that in.

[John Feidelberg]

If you cook it.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. Eat it in the pan. Yeah. Eat the Mac and cheese right out of the pot. Tinfoil. Sure. Yeah. Oh, I do that. Whatever I cook out of, that's what I'm eating out of. Like, add a straight out of the air fryer. We have to. I mean, that's. It's just as the same thing as you.

[Jackie]

No, it's not. No, it's not.

[Kevin Clancy]

Because you have the bowl.

[Jackie]

Because I have. I have the bowl and the one spoon and the fork.

[Kevin Clancy]

The fact that Jackie is like, I have the spoon. Capital S. Like, yeah.

[Jackie]

And I'm so pissed when my spoon's dirty. Like, God fucking damn it.

[Kevin Clancy]

When you're what?

[Jackie]

When my spoon's dirty and I'm like.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, you need to have two so you can rotate, you know?

[Jackie]

Yeah. But, like, I always have my dishes.

[Kevin Clancy]

I always have my dishes done out of the dishwasher. It's like, I'm just gonna use this one again, even if it hasn't.

[Jackie]

That's gross. That's gross. I always. And I don't have a dishwasher. I just always make sure that my dishes are clean. But so my spoon is ready.

[Kevin Clancy]

You wash the dish. You wash the spoon.

[Jackie]

Every time. Every time.

[Kevin Clancy]

Quick, like, run over. Run into the wind under the water. You're done.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

It's called class, guys.

[Kevin Clancy]

Oh, yeah. You got all of it. All right, that's it for today's episode. Thursday, we've got Francis on the show. We had Marty Mush last week. Francis, this week, every Thursday episode is going to be with one of your favorite barstool personalities. It's an idea that we've kicked around a bunch of times and we kind of do it and then we fall off. We do what? We fall off. We're going to try to stick to the schedule. Thursday episodes, it's not going to be like these last with Marty and Francis were kind of like an interview because we were talking about Survivor and things that were specifically going on with him. Going forward, it's just going to be episodes of KFC Radio with a fourth host from Barstool. So every Thursday, you can count on one of the Barstool New York personalities or whoever's in town hopping on the mics with us. Anybody that you want to see, reach out to us, let us know, tag us, tweet us, post, and we will get the the most requested people in on the show. So we'll see you on Thursday with Francis. I'll see you next week. Sa.

[John Feidelberg]

Sa.