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Eligibility and member terms apply. All right, we are here with. With our great pals, Marty Moshen. Jetsky. How you doing, gentlemen? Good. You guys have done something that I think is going to be massive. Not even because of your talents, which are for sure very high. I just mean Mac Miller in, From Where I Sit, seems like the most popular person on the Internet.

Jet Ski (1:41)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (1:41)

Would you say that's true?

Jet Ski (1:42)

I would say it's definitely musically one of the.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (1:45)

For sure.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (1:45)

Musically. He's up there where, like. Because I. I'm not. Not a Mac Miller guy, but just like, I. That's not totally my genre of music, so I wasn't fully immersed in it.

Jet Ski (1:53)

But you're still interested in it.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (1:54)

But I'm still interested in it. And I see it. It's on my algorithm. It's ease everywhere. What have you learned from of him?

Jet Ski (2:01)

So the thing is, what I want to tell everybody is that this documentary me and Jet Ski are doing isn't solely them too. Right. Like, not Whiz and Mac. It's about the studio that they both came up in in Pittsburgh and kind of like.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (2:17)

No, no, no, no.

Jet Ski (2:18)

It's a good introduction because I. I've been saying. Because that's just what people know about this studio is just because, like, Mac and Wiz came from there in Pittsburgh. So, like, obviously, most of the documentary is about the two of them.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (2:30)

Yeah.

Jet Ski (2:30)

Because it's like, that's what it is. But it's a lot about the guy who. Edan, who started it, started the studio by himself. And then like, this guy Germ, who is a producer, and Will, who is now like the CEO of Taylor Gang. And like, it's all like, how these guys kind of helped craft Mac Miller and Wiz Khalifa.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (2:51)

It's very funny that I see. Again, gets a CEO now.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (2:55)

Yeah.

Marty Moshen (2:56)

They had to go corporate.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (2:57)

Yeah.

Jet Ski (2:59)

But, dude, it's so funny than these things. It's like, because Jet Ski is obviously like knows everything about music. I know nothing.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (3:07)

You've learned a lot.

Jet Ski (3:08)

But I've learned a lot. And it's just funny the way I ask questions and he asks questions because he relates to them at all. I'm just saying. Crazy.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (3:16)

Wait, what?

Marty Moshen (3:17)

I code switch a little bit better than Marty.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (3:20)

Well, no, he. I can see that he code switches.

Jet Ski (3:23)

And they just find my voice entertaining because a lot. Every after every episode. Sometimes interviews are like. They really sometimes gravitate towards you after for some reason. That's Italian.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (3:35)

How long have you guys, like, you guys spent a long time on this. I know that, but how long?

Marty Moshen (3:39)

So we roughly.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (3:40)

You working on it.

Marty Moshen (3:41)

The original, like, first idea of anything to do with this was summer 2024. We were in Pittsburgh to shoot a Marty verse with Pat Frierman. This is how this all kind of came together. We went to dinner, and we were just hanging out, and I was like, there's nothing going on. I was like, yo, if I book a studio session, like, will you come? We'll just hang out.

Jet Ski (3:58)

It was also, like, a really gay.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (4:00)

Dinner, but it was awesome.

Jet Ski (4:02)

The waiter thought we were gay. It was a beautiful dinner we were having.

Marty Moshen (4:06)

The only skyscraper building in Pittsburgh overlooking the entire city was just me and him staring at each other, like, eating creme brulee. It was fantastic. But we went to a studio. A buddy of mine hooked us up with the studio, and the studio happened to be ID Labs. And that's what kind of what the. The basis of the documentary is. Idle. Anybody who's like a Mac Miller fan or Wiz Khalifa fan, like, Will under will know ID Lab. Just because in the early songs, they always were shouting out, like, what's up? Shout out, ID Labs, Germ, what's good? Like, these were names that were, like, thrown out on intros to songs like incessantly in the early 2010s in Mac Miller and Wiz's music. And when he said, like, you want to go to ID Labs? I was like, yeah, for sure. So we went to ID Labs, and one of the engineers there also.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (4:51)

I think we were just bored.

Jet Ski (4:52)

I was like. I was decided I was gonna be bored.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (4:54)

Yeah. Why not go to a fucking studio?

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (4:56)

Yeah.

Jet Ski (4:56)

Yeah, exactly.

Marty Moshen (4:57)

But one of the engineers there was this guy DJ Afterthought. He's also a big EDM dj, and he was just, like, engineering me for free. And I set up a camera because I kind of record all my studio sessions just in the corner. And he took us around the studio, and it's like a small, like, hole in the wall. So you like, similar size. Like the Milton office, probably, and, like, same vibe, too. Like, it's not necessarily. And they wouldn't care if I said this. It's not necessarily, like, the nicest studio inside, but there's, like, also the area.

Jet Ski (5:21)

Surrounding it is, like. It just pops up at it.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (5:24)

It's.

Marty Moshen (5:24)

You're in the hills of Pittsburgh.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (5:25)

It's like, the hills.

Jet Ski (5:26)

Really beautiful.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (5:28)

I was gonna ask because there's. I feel like there's something called, like, an ID Labs. Like, if they have a theater or some kind of place, I don't know.

Jet Ski (5:36)

What else it would be.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (5:37)

I could have sworn we did a show in, like, the shadows of Hines Field at, like, a venue called something ID Labs. But I could be mistaken.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (5:46)

It.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (5:47)

We did not sell it.

Female co-host or guest (5:48)

Well.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (5:51)

Yeah.

Marty Moshen (5:51)

Pittsburgh is interesting because it's like soup. There's areas where that are, like, super hood, and there's areas that are, like, suburban and then, like, r. Like, rural is all within, like, the city's. City's radius. And, like, you kind of don't know when you're in a bad area. Like, if, like, Roan's in Brownsville right now, like, he knows he's, like, not in a good spot. When you drive around Pittsburgh, like, you could end up in a spot that's not good to be at, and you don't really know. And I feel like that's part of the reason why there's all these, like, there's super street dudes, and then you have, like, Mac Miller kind of pop out of this studio.

Jet Ski (6:20)

Also doesn't know what they are. Yeah. You know, I mean, like, they don't know if they're East Coast. They don't know if they're Midwest.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (6:25)

Yeah.

Jet Ski (6:25)

Like, they mix all of that, and they can relate to everybody and just like to drink.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (6:29)

Yeah.

Jet Ski (6:29)

That's really what it comes down to.

Marty Moshen (6:30)

But we were in that studio and then we, like, did a tour and we saw all these plaques and we're like, this would be cool to like, shoot a documentary off. It was like an offhand comment. Then Marty left and got. Almost got arrested.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (6:39)

Like, why'd you almost get arrested?

Jet Ski (6:41)

You know, he was taking.

Marty Moshen (6:41)

I was taking sweet ass time.

Jet Ski (6:43)

And it was 1am I'm exhausted. And this guy was sitting there. I'd never met him. He was sitting there with the producer. And I was like, I can't get an Uber to get me anywhere. He's like, oh, I'll drive you home. I was like, all right.

Marty Moshen (6:56)

Prior to Mark Marty getting in the car, he took out like 10 pounds of weed.

Jet Ski (7:01)

And. And it wasn't his car. And we're driving down. We're driving down the highway and. And all of a sudden, right away, cop cars. Cop car goes, pulls us over. I'm like. He goes, just like, don't panic. I don't have my license on me. I go, oh, my God. I don't know this guy. I'm going to jail. They make us get out of the car. Like, hey, like, guys get out of the car. Smell like.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (7:23)

The smell like you just took 10 pounds of weed out of here.

Jet Ski (7:26)

And I got out of the car, and the guy's like, looking in the car. And then the second cop pulls over and comes over. So I'm like, oh, fuck. We're really.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (7:33)

When that second cop car pulls up is when you start going, all right, I'm in trouble.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (7:36)

Yeah.

Jet Ski (7:37)

And then the second cop goes, Marty.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (7:39)

I was like, oh, no way.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (7:42)

Yes, yes.

Jet Ski (7:44)

And he goes, what are you doing here? And I'm like, ah, you know Pat Frymouth?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (7:48)

He's like, yeah, I'm a huge dealers fan.

Jet Ski (7:50)

We're doing this video with them. And then they're like, just get home safe, please.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (7:55)

Thank.

Jet Ski (7:55)

It was a movie.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (7:56)

Getting recognized in Pittsburgh when you think you're about to go to jail, that's like seeing. God, it literally was just hearing my name just literally changed my life. That rules.

Jet Ski (8:08)

Yeah, but like. And that wasn't. And that's what you said. Like, I'm not. I was always. I loved whiz. I loved Mac. I never was, like, so in on him. But seeing all that, I was like, what the is going on in this little place that there's all plaques everywhere? And then we left. And that's when we, like, started. We wanted to do documentary. We're going to start doing it. On like crazy. I've even been talked to you about doing documentaries.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (8:30)

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jet Ski (8:31)

About like the one. The one person.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (8:33)

We got one.

Jet Ski (8:33)

Yeah. I want to do one person.

Marty Moshen (8:35)

Yeah. Like very niche Internet, like weird population of one paths.

Jet Ski (8:40)

This lays a population of one in Nebraska. She's the mayor, the bartender and the librarian.

Marty Moshen (8:45)

The only person in the town.

Jet Ski (8:47)

I know that's what. And that's a documentary like I wanted to do. But then this one was just like kind of. We just became friends with a lot of them and they were like, yeah, I think you should do that. Because they always get asked to do.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (8:59)

Right.

Jet Ski (9:00)

Because one like you don't. I'm not trying. We're not trying to like get clicks off of Mac Miller. A lot of people do that. And like, this is more about the behind the scenes people because they don't get their shine usually.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (9:10)

Right. Right.

Jet Ski (9:10)

And it's co us to kind of make something out of that. And that's what it's been. Somehow we ended up at Wiz's house.

Marty Moshen (9:17)

Yeah. And I think because we like were going about. Honestly, I think because we're idiots and like weren't trying to be like vultures with it because we're dumb. Like, I think that helped us. Like, we went about it like in a the right way and we were introduced to the behind the scenes people in the studio first, like Edan and kind of went about getting to know them first and hearing their story. And that kind of, I think, allowed us to have more access than most people would. Because a lot of people who want to do like, like this documentary is not touching on. And people have been making comments about already. This is not touching on Mac Miller's death. Nothing like that. We're not trying to sensationalize anything about like the negative parts of him. There's like no portion of that at all. And I think they were appreciative of that. It's just basically like shining a light on how this movement and music scene came out of Pittsburgh and like how it started and through that and that being kind of like the tone the whole time. We became really close with Edan and Will, who's with his manager, and they gave us a lot of access that I don't think anybody else has really gotten. So it's been really cool. And you know, ending up at Wiz's house, like last week was insane.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (10:24)

How. How much time would you guys say you put into. You put a lot. Like, I mean, it's been a month.

Jet Ski (10:29)

Because now is like the Hardest part for Jet Ski and shout out. Colton's gonna help people help. Like is the editing part because we interviewed at least over 17 people. I would say.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (10:39)

Yeah.

Jet Ski (10:40)

And they're all in our, our interview. So it's like picking each part and like we did like seven one night at a bar in Pittsburgh till like 4am Just saying this guy's just giving me drinks the entire.

Marty Moshen (10:51)

That's when we became Pittsburgh.

Jet Ski (10:53)

Like that's when we got. That's when they like trusted us.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (10:55)

Yeah.

Jet Ski (10:56)

Because I was just hammering these things and Jet Skis hanging out with other.

Marty Moshen (10:59)

Yeah, they're making me like the mocktail.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (11:01)

Version of these shots.

Marty Moshen (11:02)

Like putting five hour energy in. And I' I'm not going to like relapse and drink and go to rehab, but I'm going to have a heart attack.

Jet Ski (11:07)

I may die tonight.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (11:09)

But like there was one night when I drank like 20 non alcoholic beers.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (11:13)

And I was like, this is the.

Marty Moshen (11:14)

Worst, dumbest thing I've ever felt. You just get bloated for no reason.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (11:18)

Yeah, that's horrible, dude.

Jet Ski (11:20)

But yeah, it was just more just like getting. Just being in Pittsburgh a lot. But we've been doing it for now for at least like six months.

Marty Moshen (11:27)

Yeah, six, seven months of like filming. We went been to Pittsburgh three times, interviewed like everyone at the studio, interviewed all of the like studio producers.

Jet Ski (11:38)

And our first interview is Buddha.

Marty Moshen (11:39)

Yeah, our first interview was Buddha because.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (11:42)

He, he traveled with Mac, right?

Jet Ski (11:45)

Videos for.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (11:46)

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jet Ski (11:47)

And then Buddha took us to his. He has two apartments now, one apartment.

Marty Moshen (11:52)

Just for paintings and merch and then one apartment to live in.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (11:54)

It was the most in the same building. That's like when we interviewed Adam 22 and he told me they just bought a porn house. It was like him and let it the plug and just started doing their thing. And he's like, yeah, we got a pornhouse. We got a real.

Jet Ski (12:08)

It was incredible.

Marty Moshen (12:09)

But we have like the guy who owned like the first like hip hop merch store where Mac and Wiz were doing like open mics. We interviewed him. We interviewed like the guys who were in the rap group before Whiz called the Government. And these were like really street dudes in Pittsburgh. So they were kind of the precursor to Wiz. So we talked to those guys. One of them's names, Boaz, he had a like not a career as big as Wiz but like he signed a record deal with Rostrom and like he had a moment. So we kind of have all of the. I guess like I don't want to say secondary but like, ancillary characters in that universe that helped build the story. And then obviously sitting down with Wiz and sitting down. People who knew Mac, like, German Eden, we kind of paint the picture a lot of, like, the first time Mac was coming to the studio and like, the first songs they recorded and how they realized, like, the first time he was coming around the studio, Eden, who was like, became one of Mac's main producers and helped make kids. He wasn't necessarily, like, knowing if he wanted to lock in with Max is like, the song he had that was moving was like White Boy Drunk Dance. And he was like, I don't know if I'm feeling this because I'm with Wiz, who's like. Like a. Basically, like the prototype of a rapper. And then he said he got in the studio at Mac and Max playing the keyboard, the drums, the guitar, and he's like, holy shit, this guy's a musical savant. Like, I got to lock in with this guy too. And like, they kind of just built with both of them from the ground up, and they compare and contrast how different their styles were, but how they were like stars in their own light. Like, Wiz knew from the jump, like, exactly what his branding was going to be, what his image was going to be, how he was going to make some pop records too.

Jet Ski (13:34)

Don't give away the whole document.

Marty Moshen (13:35)

Yeah, and just like, things about. About Mac too. Like, just his musicality was really, really cool to hear about and just how, like, fun loving and awesome he was. And then we went out to la. We sat down with, like, his manager and best friend Q, who was on the show with him when they did the MTV show. Mac Miller and the most dope family.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (13:56)

Yeah.

Marty Moshen (13:56)

Um, so we talked a little bit about that. I'm getting giving way too much.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (14:00)

But where would you say, like, Mac is for you as far as, like, inspiring you to get into what you do?

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (14:07)

Were you, like. Were you.

Female co-host or guest (14:08)

Who.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (14:09)

Who were your most inspiring, like, rappers? I. I just go to Mac because he's white and you're white, but yeah.

Marty Moshen (14:13)

So Mac was definitely, like, a huge inspiration for me. And because he made music seem more accessible to me, like, in terms of, like, I was always like, a big 50 Cent fan growing up. Eminem, obviously. Like, right now, I love Drake, Young Thug Future. Like, that's kind of like where I'm. Where I gravitate towards. But growing up, like, Mac was the first person where I was like, oh, my God, he's white and he's rapping and he's not, like, faking some street shit. Like, he's talking about, like, Nike's on my feet Snapbacks. Like, being a high school kid getting high and, like. But still making it sound cool.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (14:45)

That's interesting because, like, we had me when I'm older than you guys. When I was growing up, we had Eminem, but he wasn't, like, accessible white kid music. Yeah, not. Not for me, at least. I'm sure for plenty of white kids.

Jet Ski (14:57)

Yes.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (14:57)

But, like, where I grew up, it was more suburban. Suburban and like that. And it was like, that is a white dude in the game. But it's not really not. We're not the same. Yeah, we're different kinds of white people.

Marty Moshen (15:09)

And he, like, was just talking about, like, skipping class and smoking blunts and then even, like, whiz. Like, whiz.

Jet Ski (15:15)

He had a picture. I had a sister doing the.

Marty Moshen (15:17)

There's a picture of me, my friend Robin, and my little sister when I was. My little sister like, caught a smoking weed when we were. When I was like, 12.

Female co-host or guest (15:25)

Or.

Marty Moshen (15:25)

No, I was 12, probably 14. And me and my boy Rob were, like, big into Wiz. Taylor Gang. Like, we were walking around with camo shorts. Wiz was like, big Bombay drinker at the time. Like, we would have bomb. I would get in caught with Bombay bottles all the time. But, like, that's like the Taylor gang hand sign. We took a picture in the mirror when I was fucking fried when I was 14, I showed Wiz and he was like, oh, my God. It was like the crowning achievement of my life.

Jet Ski (15:47)

Jets. You're from the same exact town.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (15:50)

You're from Conkowood, too.

Jet Ski (15:51)

He's like Satanville.

Marty Moshen (15:53)

I'm Bay short, so I'm like, 20 minutes south of.

Jet Ski (15:56)

Yeah, he's close.

Marty Moshen (15:59)

Very close. But I, I. You know, I was watching BET a lot.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (16:04)

Yeah. So.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (16:09)

Well, Joyce, that is awesome. And it's coming out a couple months, right?

Jet Ski (16:12)

Yeah, but we're wrapped.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (16:13)

We're wrapped on production.

Marty Moshen (16:14)

We're wrapped on filming. It's kind of just editing now. February, we're hoping for. That's, like, a soft date, but, like, right now.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (16:20)

Oh, February's not too far. I was thinking longer than that.

Marty Moshen (16:22)

Yeah.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (16:23)

Yeah.

Jet Ski (16:23)

February is probably going to be.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (16:24)

The winter's. The winter. February is tomorrow.

Jet Ski (16:26)

Yeah, exact.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (16:26)

Exactly. So we'll be on the lookout for it and we'll be back on to promote it when it comes out.

Marty Moshen (16:32)

Thank you so much.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (16:33)

Appreciate you very much, boys.

Jet Ski (16:34)

Appreciate it.

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Female co-host or guest (18:21)

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Another male guest or co-host (18:26)

It's never gotten us before.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (18:28)

No.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (18:28)

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Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (18:34)

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Female co-host or guest (18:39)

It's kind of weird. It's like nothing else is ever referred to as barstool sports network. Why I I was it a radio thing?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (18:45)

It is this not a thing we have to do anymore. It was certainly something we had to do.

Female co-host or guest (18:50)

Oh really?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (18:52)

Probably like seven years ago and I just haven't checked in on if Those are still the rules.

Female co-host or guest (18:58)

Like, they directly told you that you had to.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (19:00)

Yeah, it was like you had to introduce the show. It was like, this is blank on the Barstool Sports Network work. That was definitely like, a pen thing that surely we don't still have to do, but, yeah, muscle memory. I, I now I'm actually very curious. Do any other podcasts at Barstool Sports start like that?

Female co-host or guest (19:16)

I don't think so.

Another male guest or co-host (19:17)

Not that I know of now.

Female co-host or guest (19:19)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (19:20)

I don't even know if we ever officially, like, got told we had. We definitely got told we had to do it. I don't know who said that, but we are. This is not on the Barstool Sports Network.

Female co-host or guest (19:29)

No, I actually, I feel like we definitely stick to the rules. Like, I don't think I always put a watermark on. I don't think the other shows, like, put watermarks on. Maybe.

Another male guest or co-host (19:37)

I think. I think we're back to watermarks.

Female co-host or guest (19:39)

Yeah. Because we're back to watermarks.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (19:40)

We are back to watermarks.

Female co-host or guest (19:41)

But I was pretty much like a goody goody about all that stuff.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (19:45)

Well, we're thrilled to be here. What have you guys been up to? I feel like we've been talking about me. What are you guys doing?

Female co-host or guest (19:52)

Well, actually, can we just start with you for just, like, a little bit longer? When do you go back?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (19:57)

I go back tonight.

Female co-host or guest (19:58)

Okay, and then what. What cities are you heading?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (20:00)

Tonight I will fly to Grand Rapids, Michigan, and then tomorrow.

Female co-host or guest (20:05)

Grand Rapids. Different from Cedar Rap?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (20:07)

Sure is. Yeah. Different state. And all City Rapids is in Iowa. Grand Rapids, Michigan. But I will be honest. I didn't know. I heard Grand Rapids, and I was like, I think that's Michigan, but I'm not positive.

Female co-host or guest (20:17)

Which one's the Hillary Clinton one? Cedar Rapids.

Another male guest or co-host (20:20)

What is, what's she known for there?

Female co-host or guest (20:22)

She said something like, there's like, a clip of her, and she's like, it wasn't that funny. She was just like, I'm here in Cedar Rapids and everyone. And it was just like a selfie video, and it kind of made everyone a little uncoffie.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (20:35)

Oh, really?

Female co-host or guest (20:35)

Yeah. And so then they were kind of making fun of her for it. It wasn't really ignore.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (20:39)

Just continue tonight, Cedar. Or tonight I fly to Cedar Rapids. Tomorrow, the show in Cedar Rapids. And then after that, I think it's Grand Rapids.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (20:51)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (20:52)

God damn. God damn.

Female co-host or guest (20:54)

Sorry.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (20:55)

Grand Rapids. And then I think it's. I think it's Grand Rapids. Columbus, Indianapolis. Peoria, Illinois, I believe definitely ends in Peoria on Sunday night, which is outside Chicago.

Jet Ski (21:08)

I believe.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (21:10)

And then Columbus and Indianapolis are either Friday, Saturday, I forget which is which.

Female co-host or guest (21:14)

Got it. And are you excited to go back?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (21:16)

Are you? I'm very excited. I'm jacked up.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (21:18)

Okay.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (21:18)

Yeah, it's gonna be fun.

Female co-host or guest (21:19)

Do you have any nerves? Do you think that you're gonna have any nerves beforehand?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (21:22)

I definitely. I had noticed. I have noticeable. Less nerves. Noticeably nervous. Less nerves.

Female co-host or guest (21:27)

And are you gonna do, like, different stuff?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (21:29)

Yeah, I think I am. Oh, we'll see. We'll see, we'll see. Because there are. There have been times where I'm like, I'm gonna do new stuff tonight, and then I get up there, we'll stick to it.

Female co-host or guest (21:38)

Like my. My new stuff. Is it a whole new segment or you're just gonna switch things around in your set?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (21:43)

No, I actually think nowadays, because I used to switch things more often, nowadays I'm more comfortable with how the flow of it. But adding new things in the middle. The. One of the tips I've been given is start with a joke that, you know, works, end with your best joke in the middle. You can do whatever you want. They'll forget.

Female co-host or guest (22:05)

Okay, that's kind of. So what's your. Is the end joke always going to be the. That one that you do for now?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (22:12)

Yeah, I think so. But like, I mean, I only have like 15 minutes. 20 minutes. So hopefully it will get much longer.

Female co-host or guest (22:18)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (22:18)

And that will probably. Again, hopefully that will fall somewhere in the middle.

Female co-host or guest (22:21)

20, huh? You might do 20.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (22:23)

No, no, I'm just saying, like, if I do all my material, I'm probably around 20. Yeah, 20 minutes or so. And hopefully if that gets to 60, what's the best at? 20 isn't the best anymore. So that'll stay in the middle. And hopefully I have a better joke to end with.

Female co-host or guest (22:38)

Got it. And then on the bus, what do you. Are you like. Do you guys have anything planned that you know of?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (22:44)

No, everything's pretty, like, find out day of.

Female co-host or guest (22:47)

Do you find yourself, like, would you go crazy if you always had to be on that bus?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (22:52)

No, no, because it is. There's a lot more independence and solitude than you expect.

Another male guest or co-host (22:59)

Really?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (22:59)

Yeah, like. Like I'm alone from 9am to 1pm and then. And usually I'm just like, kind of like reading or like around on my phone, laptop, something like that. And then after that you are alone then. So then after that we'll usually be together. We'll go for like a run, then we'll go to lunch. And then before the show, you're kind of all alone. Again, just, like, everyone's getting prepared, showers and stuff like that. And then most of the show, you're alone because one of you are on stage, and then the other ones are kind of sitting around. And then after the show, you're together for, like, three hours, four hours. But most of the day, until after the show, there's.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (23:39)

There.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (23:40)

It's not. It's not like solitude or loneliness or anything like that. But, like, if you want time to yourself, you can find time to yourself.

Female co-host or guest (23:45)

Got it. Got it.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (23:46)

Like, I mean, you have a whole arena, so, like, there are times, like, I'll just go sit in a room or I'll just go work out or, you know. Yeah, there's a. A whole arena with 50 employees in it. Like, there's a lot of places to find alone time.

Female co-host or guest (23:57)

Yeah, the arena was kind of like, that was almost when I was in. I was like, I feel like I would go crazy if I always had it because it's so much concrete.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (24:04)

It's certain. That is. I can definitely see that weighing on you.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (24:09)

And.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (24:09)

And Bert has kind of said the same. We're like. Because you are. You're going from the bout. You're the boss. Parks inside the arena.

Female co-host or guest (24:15)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (24:16)

So you just wait. You go to bed on that bus, pulls out of the arena, you fall asleep at some point, and you wake up, you're just in a new arena, and you're kind of like, there is bowel of arena to battle of arena to bow of arena. That I can see.

Female co-host or guest (24:29)

That is battle of arena. Like, a term that other people.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (24:33)

I think so, yeah. I mean, like, yes, it's definitely one I've heard before, but it's.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (24:40)

It's.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (24:40)

It's very fun and. And not. Not as, like, overwhelming as I thought it would be. Because, like. Because there are times, like, if I'm going out with friends, and I know I'm gonna be out with them for, like, six hours, there are times where I'm like, all right, you had lock in.

Another male guest or co-host (24:55)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (24:56)

It's a long time to be away from the house.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (24:58)

You know what I mean?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (24:59)

Like, yeah, it's a long time to be untethered from your special place. So there is, like, part of me that going into it that was like, oh, this is. I might get really, really panicked and stressed, and I did, like, there's. Did not even a little bit. Did that come into play.

Female co-host or guest (25:14)

Okay, interesting. And then also, it's like, when you're in your bed, does it. Can you see, like, everyone else?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (25:19)

Oh, God, no. It's the Best sleep I've ever had in my life.

Female co-host or guest (25:22)

Really?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (25:22)

Yes. It is insane.

Female co-host or guest (25:24)

You get carsick, like, trying to.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (25:25)

No.

Female co-host or guest (25:26)

Feel the bus moving.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (25:27)

No, dude, because you're. You're. You're basically on a submarine. Like, you're. I'm in a bunk, which I, I have a picture of somewhere. I took a picture of my bunk one night. But the. You're in a bunk and that bunk. There are four bunks in one room.

Female co-host or guest (25:43)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (25:43)

So you're in a bunk. You're in a room which is within a room, and then that room's on a bus.

Female co-host or guest (25:48)

Is sounding weird now that you're in, like, three cocoons.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (25:52)

Oh.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (25:52)

And then it's just you're laying down in this, like, right by, like, the engine as it drives on the highway. So that's smooth. Like, you can rock to sleep.

Female co-host or guest (26:01)

You're like.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (26:03)

Let me see where my phone's at. The.

Another male guest or co-host (26:05)

Could you hear someone jerking off if they were, buddy.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (26:09)

About Sunday, I was like, I haven't come in a long time. I didn't test it. I'm not gonna test it, Bert. But I, I, I'm. I can't imagine I'm the first person who was like, wonder if I could get one off. But this is, like. That's what the bump. Oh, wow. That's cool.

Female co-host or guest (26:33)

Okay. That is kind of cool.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (26:34)

Yeah. So you're just kind of chilling there.

Female co-host or guest (26:36)

Yeah, I guess. Like, also, like, bringing back. I mean, not that you guys would, like, bring back girls, but, like, when rock stars do that, they can all probably hear each other.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (26:45)

That was kind of right.

Another male guest or co-host (26:47)

Not that you guys.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (26:51)

Look, if I wanted to bring a girl back, I think I could get one.

Female co-host or guest (26:56)

You have a girlfriend, friend that you. Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (27:01)

Do that out?

Female co-host or guest (27:02)

I don't know.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (27:02)

No, no, no. Got the. Yeah. No, it. It would be a weird place to. It be a tough place to.

Female co-host or guest (27:10)

For sure.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (27:11)

Yeah. I'm.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (27:12)

I'm also sure people have gotten it done, but. Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (27:16)

Not.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (27:16)

Not with the crew we had last week.

Female co-host or guest (27:17)

Maybe you guys, again, could never.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (27:24)

Good luck.

Female co-host or guest (27:26)

This is such a skinny, like, thing about you is you never finish, like, a bar.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (27:30)

I mean, I just have, like, a bite. Yeah.

Female co-host or guest (27:33)

But even that's kind of like skinny, skinny girl. Like, I feel like if I have a protein bar, like, I'm eating that.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (27:38)

Whole protein bar, I'm going to eat the whole thing.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (27:40)

It was.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (27:41)

I also had yogurt before the show, so I was kind of just like. I was just trying to satiate myself so I could finish a show.

Female co-host or guest (27:47)

Okay.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (27:48)

It's more just like you know, like, when you. When you're poor and you stop for gas and, like, I'll put five bucks in.

Another male guest or co-host (27:52)

Yeah.

Female co-host or guest (27:52)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (27:53)

Five bucks. Like that? Yeah, that was five bucks.

Female co-host or guest (27:55)

Oh, wow.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (27:56)

Yeah.

Female co-host or guest (27:56)

Okay. Interesting.

Another male guest or co-host (27:57)

I don't remember the last time I've had leftovers.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (28:00)

Leftovers?

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (28:01)

Yeah.

Another male guest or co-host (28:01)

I think I've had clean plates for the past three years. I think I finished every damn meal. Left no crumbs on every single plate.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (28:07)

That was something that we were doing, mascots. It started happening. Yeah, well, because I was trying to lose weight. Like, there's food left on this plate. I'm such a woman.

Female co-host or guest (28:19)

Are you? Yeah, I. I'm trying. Do you guys, like, bring home your leftovers? Like, I never.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (28:24)

No, I. I did. Like, I never take leftovers. I think the last time I took leftovers was from a restaurant called Motel Morris in Chelsea, and I. I was on a lot of drugs at dinner, and it's like, didn't even touch it. Like, didn't touch it. And I was like. I was like, I can't. I don't even think I picked up my utensils. I have to wrap this up. This is crazy.

Female co-host or guest (28:50)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (28:50)

And then I was walking home, and I was like, I'll give it to a homeless guy. And my friend was like, oh, there's a guy. And I was like, he's asleep. And they were like, we'll leave it for him. And I was like, well, he's not gonna. Like, I don't know. He's not gonna say thank you. Like, I was gonna check all my boxes right now, and I. I. I didn't leave it.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (29:11)

You didn't?

Female co-host or guest (29:11)

Seriously?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (29:12)

I. I didn't. Because I was like, I. I reasoned with myself, and this is dumb reasoning, but I was like, if he wakes up and there's just food there, he's not gonna eat it because he doesn't know who gave it to him. Not sound reasoning. Yeah, admittedly, not sound reasoning. A lot of drugs at dinner.

Female co-host or guest (29:31)

Yeah. I remember, like, I. I've had a stint where I keep trying to give. I mean, this was, like, a while ago. I've given up since. I'm trying to give homeless people food, and they, like, they're like, I'm good.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (29:41)

Pretty rarely. Yeah, not rarely, but, like, they're. If you try and give them outright food, I think because they've. They've been, I think, like, pieces of with them. Really? And they're like, yeah, I. I think. I think homeless people are like, I will go in with you and watch you buy it for Me. But I think people like, with their foods, like, at least this is when, like, the YouTube prank stuff was very popular. And they, like, give them like a sandwich with. I don't know.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (30:06)

I don't.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (30:06)

I literally don't know what. I've never seen the videos. But, like, it would be with. In some kind.

Female co-host or guest (30:10)

Oh, my God.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (30:11)

But I think. I think people have done that to homeless people forever.

Female co-host or guest (30:14)

Oh, interesting.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (30:15)

Yeah. They're pieces of.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (30:16)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (30:17)

People. Yeah.

Female co-host or guest (30:18)

Well, do. I like, gave them. I tried to give them, like, I had like, these little Trader Joe's mochi snacks. Have you ever tried them?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (30:24)

No, I'm not a mochi guy.

Female co-host or guest (30:26)

No, it's like. It's like savory mochi. It's like salty.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (30:28)

That sounds even worse.

Female co-host or guest (30:29)

No, it's so good.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (30:30)

Way worse.

Female co-host or guest (30:31)

And they're, like, doused in butter. So it's pretty much like, do you.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (30:34)

Like mochi's ice cream? Right.

Female co-host or guest (30:36)

Yes, I know. That's what makes these snacks. But it's dried, like, freeze dried mochi. Like, if you were to put mochi in butter and salt and then freeze dry it. That's what these snacks are.

Another male guest or co-host (30:48)

I'm seeing it now. Yeah, that sounds good.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (30:50)

Yeah.

Female co-host or guest (30:51)

So good. Anyway, so then I like, I just want a few. And then I didn't want to bring it home with me because I seriously cannot control myself around, so I would give it to a homeless man. And then he said, like, what is it? And then I said, they're like mochi snacks. And then I he similar reaction to you. And then I had to, like, explain the mochi snacks. And he was like, it's mochi. But it was all right.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (31:11)

So you know what's hot in the Japanese culinary world right now?

Female co-host or guest (31:16)

He denied them. He was like, I'm good, thank you.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (31:17)

You read the casi? It's what they give you for dessert.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (31:22)

Yeah.

Female co-host or guest (31:23)

It was awkward. It felt like a real piece of shit.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (31:25)

I like that he laughed that you though.

Female co-host or guest (31:27)

He didn't even laugh. He just like. He had his legs crossing. He just like, what is it? And I was like, it's mochi.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (31:33)

It's like, sell it to me. Pitch it to me.

Female co-host or guest (31:35)

That was exactly what it was. And he goes, I'm good. Thank you.

Another male guest or co-host (31:38)

You couldn't sell food to a homeless man.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (31:42)

Yeah, if you want.

Female co-host or guest (31:45)

But he also had a hard time wrapping his head around the savoriness of the mochi. I mean, he really knew what mochi was. That was mean. He might have known what mochi was.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (31:53)

I don't think so. Yeah.

Female co-host or guest (31:55)

You don't know. They could have. I don't know.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (31:58)

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Female co-host or guest (32:54)

What's up with you?

Another male guest or co-host (32:55)

Nothing much, really.

Female co-host or guest (32:56)

Nothing much, really. One thing.

Another male guest or co-host (32:59)

One thing that I've been doing.

Female co-host or guest (33:01)

What's been the highlight of your past month? You. You too.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (33:07)

I'm probably gonna go with the Burt one.

Female co-host or guest (33:08)

Okay.

Another male guest or co-host (33:09)

Yeah, hard to follow up that.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (33:12)

I'll probably stick with Bert, I guess.

Another male guest or co-host (33:16)

Like, a month ago on the podcast, I asked you guys if you. You thought I could finish a whole thing of cookie dough without cooking it. Yeah, you can do it. I ate the whole 24 in there throughout the three days I had all 24.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (33:32)

Didn't get.

Another male guest or co-host (33:33)

Yeah, no, it happened. And, yeah. So cookie dough, you can eat it all. It doesn't make you sick.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (33:41)

That's about it.

Female co-host or guest (33:45)

That I'm actually less shocked about you getting, like, salmonella and more shocked about, like, that's, like, 5,000 calories.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (33:51)

Yeah, no, I've.

Another male guest or co-host (33:51)

I've reached this unbelievable pace of eating where, like, I'm not gaining weight anymore. It's pretty incredible. I eat like a pig. Like, disgusting. Stay the same exact weight. It's pretty awesome, really. But there was a while there from, like, 21 to 23, where, like, I would look at food and gain weight ever since, like, 24 to 26.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (34:10)

Like.

Another male guest or co-host (34:13)

Something'S happening.

Female co-host or guest (34:14)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (34:15)

I'm pushing the limits now.

Female co-host or guest (34:17)

Like, so locked in editing that you could be. Don't you forget to eat.

Another male guest or co-host (34:21)

Forget to eat. And skipping meals when you do eat, like, you. You pig out.

Female co-host or guest (34:24)

Yeah. But you have. You have those extra whatever. Do you was this all in one sitting?

Another male guest or co-host (34:29)

No, this is three nights.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (34:30)

Three nights.

Another male guest or co-host (34:31)

I was like, one of these nights I'm gonna cook them.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (34:33)

But I never did.

Another male guest or co-host (34:34)

Never mind.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (34:35)

Never did.

Female co-host or guest (34:36)

I'm pretty sure isn't like, doesn't ice cream of egg in it?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (34:40)

Ice cream have egg in it? I would venture to guess, yes. It's a dairy of some kind.

Female co-host or guest (34:45)

It's obviously not a cooked egg.

Another male guest or co-host (34:47)

Yeah, I guess so.

Female co-host or guest (34:48)

It's raw egg. So then why can we eat raw egg and ice cream? Because the whole thing, I don't think.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (34:54)

Most ice cream has egg. I think it's got milk, it's got dairy, but I don't think it's egg.

Female co-host or guest (34:58)

Heard that it was egg.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (35:00)

There might, there might be some forms of ice cream with egg, but I'm not positive.

Female co-host or guest (35:03)

I just think that they are lying about the egg. The egg. The salmonella thing. Yeah. Look it up. Because I think that the whole point about gelato.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (35:09)

Okay, so wait, timeout. So you think they're just lying to us about eggs?

Female co-host or guest (35:13)

Yeah. And I don't know what their angle is.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (35:16)

Yeah, yeah. So, so wait, let's, let's, let's unpack with Jack Mac. The, the, the. By the way, I love Shout Out, Jack Mac's new show journalisming. I, I, I, I'll be honest. I watched it yet, but I love the concept.

Female co-host or guest (35:33)

I actually wasn't aware of that. But all that seems great. He does straight up journalism.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (35:37)

Yeah, it's, it's him. I think he's, he's gonna interview other journalists, so. I know episode one is with Taylor Lorenz.

Female co-host or guest (35:43)

Okay.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (35:43)

Right, The. I always get her confused with the. There's a basketball lady too. Taylor. Taylor Rooks. Right.

Jet Ski (35:51)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (35:52)

So this is a different person. But I know she's popular as well.

Jet Ski (35:54)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (35:55)

But I don't know. I think it's a cool concept, but what was I saying about that? Oh, yeah, unpacking. What are we unpacking with, with your egg situation?

Female co-host or guest (36:03)

I, I haven't really put my finger on it, but I do think that they're trying to keep us from cookie dough.

Another male guest or co-host (36:08)

Yeah.

Female co-host or guest (36:09)

I've never heard of anyone actually getting sick from cookie dough. Salmonella. Like, I will admit, like, I have heard of people getting salmonella, but, but.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (36:18)

All of them, all of the food, Food illnesses.

Female co-host or guest (36:22)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (36:23)

Worth it. 100.

Female co-host or guest (36:25)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (36:25)

Worth it.

Female co-host or guest (36:26)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (36:26)

Like again, you're talking to the food poisoning king. I don't have regrets every, every time I've got food poisoning. Poisoning is bad.

Another male guest or co-host (36:35)

Know, it's really bad.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (36:36)

It's. How Bad, Is it?

Another male guest or co-host (36:38)

I mean, if you, like, have you ever gotten it from, like, oysters? Have you ever got it from, like.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (36:41)

I got it from everything, brother.

Another male guest or co-host (36:43)

Oh, you did just get it from fish.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (36:44)

Yeah, I get it from everything. Yeah. What, you're sick for a day? It's not the end of the world.

Another male guest or co-host (36:50)

I said when I was like, when I last time I had food poisoning from wishes, I was like, if there was a gun in my room, I.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (36:55)

Would have been gone.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (36:56)

Really? I think it's borderline funny.

Another male guest or co-host (36:58)

Oh, really?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (36:59)

I'm like, this is great.

Female co-host or guest (37:00)

That's ballsy of you to then go for a whole sleeve of.

Another male guest or co-host (37:03)

Yeah, I guess you're right. I did not learn.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (37:07)

The. I, I think, I think, like, yeah, like, Ben trap having been trapped in rooms, like, just puking and stuff. Yeah. Kind of fun.

Female co-host or guest (37:16)

Yeah. I do think sometimes, like, again, it's skinny first of all. Then you're obviously like, I can have, you know, whatever I want tomorrow, and I'm just gonna throw it all up, so it's like, I'm gonna go nuts. I don't like it. I don't, I don't appreciate it.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (37:34)

You're not a big food poison girl.

Female co-host or guest (37:36)

If I, if you had to rank me, I. Yeah, yeah. What other conspiracies did I have the other day? I definitely. Should I check my notes up?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (37:46)

Oh, sure, Jackie. Yeah.

Female co-host or guest (37:49)

This is just a, this is just a. I have just a few, like, thoughts or whatever. But this isn't conspiracy. There should be an option when negotiating salaries for every company that you can just be like, I'm not gonna trust and believe. I'm not gonna expense anything. So can you just increase my salary $5,000 because I'm not, like, I'm not gonna do.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (38:12)

That's a great one, that one. That one might get brought up in John Feidelberg's next.

Female co-host or guest (38:19)

I actually, I actually think, like, I would, I would so much rather, because I'm not gonna do expenses.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (38:25)

I'm not gonna do it.

Female co-host or guest (38:26)

Dude, they're so easy to do.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (38:29)

It's ridiculous.

Another male guest or co-host (38:30)

It's like five clips.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (38:31)

I just, I literally don't think I'm capable. I, I'm not. I've never logged into any barstool sports stuff, like, since we changed logins a few years ago. I, I'm out, I'm out of the system. I, I, I can't log in. I've tried.

Female co-host or guest (38:47)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (38:47)

And obviously it's all for stuff that's not 100% necessary, but, like, like, I don't have back end access. I don't. I don't know how to get into anything.

Female co-host or guest (38:55)

Yeah, well, I know this is what, like, I just got on the new insurance, but I, like, haven't figured out how to, like, actually log into my new insurance or doing, like, anything like that. So I just haven't been making doctor's appointments because I'm like, I don't feel like figuring out, like, how to actually get on this insurance. But, like, I know I probably just have to log into something for the first time. I feel like the. A similar situation.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (39:19)

I, like, probably three, four years ago, I was seeing a therapist who was out of network, didn't know how to fix that, so I was just like, well, I'm just going to pay this therapist out of pocket. I had full health insurance, got a check for 300 bucks a week. Just like, there you go, 250. I don't know. Something like that. But it was a lot, whatever it was.

Female co-host or guest (39:40)

Yeah, that's. That's insane.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (39:42)

It was just like. I remember. I remember at the time, like, everyone out there was like, dude, we all go to the same therapist. Just come to ours. And I was like, I can't fire this lady for no reason. So now I just gotta stick with her and. And pay her out of my pocket every week.

Female co-host or guest (39:57)

Yeah, I had a. I had a guy who, like, only took cash, and he didn't give me advice. And I was just like, I know you're fake, but I did it. I just needed, like, an earth at that point. And I needed to, like, you know, because I kept talking about, like, this one boy, and my friends were like, please go to therapy. So I just needed to, like, be like, I'm going to therapy. But I knew that he. He didn't. He was so big.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (40:28)

What's the worst advice you ever got in therapy?

Female co-host or guest (40:34)

That's a great question. Worst advice I ever got in therapy. My last therapist, like, told me to quit this job.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (40:43)

Really?

Female co-host or guest (40:44)

Because I was just like, I don't. I'm like, you know, I don't really know what I want to do going forward. And she was like, just quit.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (40:50)

That's insane. The therapist must rock. You're just playing the Sims with real people. Quit that, dude. That job doesn't deserve you. Go light a fire in the kitchen. Let a baby sit there.

Female co-host or guest (41:05)

And then also, it's like. It's like. But I actually like this therapist. She was cool and everything, but it was just another situation of, like, I get that. That, like, not drinking alcohol is going to solve all of my problems. But like, we have to give realistic advice. She was just like, like, alcohol is the source of all your problems. And granted, she was with me during Beach House, so like, it probably was.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (41:30)

A source of all my problems there.

Female co-host or guest (41:32)

But. But I was just like, I. She was like, you have to stop, like, drinking alcohol. And I. And I do get it, but, like, we gotta give out there.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (41:41)

We gotta give someone also, like, start somewhere else. Yeah, dude, fucking stop drinking is the easy advice. Yeah. Were you 25?

Female co-host or guest (41:51)

25.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (41:52)

25. Okay. Like, I'm 25. Let's start with, like, go for a walk. We'll. We'll work our way up to get rid of alcohol. I always think that too. When people, like, stop drinking when they were 18. I'm like, you didn't even start then. Yeah.

Female co-host or guest (42:07)

Oh, my God. Anyways, and then. And then she was like, yeah, you should probably quit. So then I was just kind of like, I don't know. I don't know if you're the one. Why? What's the worst piece of advice you got?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (42:18)

I don't know. I don't know if I ever got like, advice.

Female co-host or guest (42:21)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (42:21)

Like, I. I never had like a therapist just tell me what to do.

Female co-host or guest (42:24)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (42:25)

You know, I just kind of have like, honestly, all my therapists, like cheerleaders, which didn't work out so well. You're the best.

Female co-host or guest (42:32)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (42:34)

Nourish drunk at noon on a Tuesday. Trying your best. Like I am.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (42:40)

Right.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (42:43)

I'm giving it my all out here.

Female co-host or guest (42:46)

I. I had one who, like, because I'm such a people pleaser and like, that's. That's one of the issues that I need to work on. So she was like, you're like my favorite. Like, you are doing so well. So then I like. And I have a thing that, like, if somebody likes me, then I. I just want to be like, I don't ever want that to. To like, I don't want to ruin that reputation. So then I just ghosted her because I was like, I just want to forever be your favorite.

Jet Ski (43:12)

Yeah.

Female co-host or guest (43:13)

Which was just like. That was just whatever.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (43:15)

That's the modus operandi. A lot of guys used to.

Female co-host or guest (43:19)

Yeah. I wanted.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (43:21)

I wanted to remain your favorite. So I never talked to you.

Female co-host or guest (43:23)

Yeah. Have you ever been?

Another male guest or co-host (43:25)

I've never been to therapy.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (43:27)

I.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (43:27)

But I did.

Another male guest or co-host (43:27)

I've seen. I keep getting these ads that are like, it'll be a big headline. It'll say alcohol or it'll say depression. And we're like, we're looking for 23 to 26 year old males that deal with, like, alcohol abuse or depression. And I've never been to therapy. Like, come test this out, and you'll get paid. So it's almost like a free. They want to, like, test your body, and so I've been thinking about doing that.

Jet Ski (43:50)

Do it.

Another male guest or co-host (43:50)

Do it. Yeah, I keep it.

Female co-host or guest (43:51)

Yeah, but what do you mean, test your body?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (43:54)

They will.

Another male guest or co-host (43:54)

Like, for the people that, like, drink a lot, they want you to. You're gonna, like, go down to one drink a week, and then they're gonna test your, like, levels or whatever. And the people with depression, they're gonna put you in therapy and, like, I guess, like, read your journal or something or, like, read your feedback or something like that, so. And you're gonna get paid for it. So I'm thinking about doing that.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (44:12)

It might be a fun thing to do, just like. Like, for the experience of it, to see what it's like. I remember when I was at fsu, I did. I was. Took psych classes, and I didn't go to them, so I got really bad grades in them. Yeah. But, like, in an effort to save my grades, it was like, you can sign up for psychological studies. And so I was just. I was getting psych eval left and right in Tallahassee just trying to save a psych grade.

Female co-host or guest (44:37)

What'd they do?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (44:38)

The one I remember the most was they would put. They just handed me bags of sweaty clothes, and they were like, smell them and rate the attractiveness of the person.

Female co-host or guest (44:49)

Whoa.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (44:50)

Who wore it?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (44:51)

And I don't know how I did Risky Game. I. I think it was. It was, like, testing pheromones and stuff like that. But, like, I never got the results. I was just part of the study. So, like, I would just smell a bag and be, like, sick. Yeah. For all I know, they're just handing me the football teams. They're just like, that dude's gay. Is this EJ Manual? This smells great.

Female co-host or guest (45:23)

That's crazy. How much did you get paid?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (45:25)

I didn't get paid.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (45:26)

No.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (45:26)

I didn't get paid that. Mine was to try and save my cycles. Yeah.

Female co-host or guest (45:30)

I can't keep seeing, like, all these, like, I. Because I, you know, love a good dog video, but I get fed. Like, a lot of study shows that, like, dogs actually mean, like, are trying to say they love you if they're like, I don't know, licking you on your left hand, something like that. I don't know. It's something very specific. I love that stuff. Whatever. But I do think that we need to have less research on like dogs, you know how signs that dogs are happy or something that like people are dying and we need the research money to be going towards like cancer or something. And there's just some of these like gay studies. Well, I know that this is going to make for a great article with clicks and everything, but people are dying.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (46:17)

Yeah. Anyways, the Seinfeld had a joke about that that like a lot like a long time ago where he was like, they invented the seedless watermelon.

Female co-host or guest (46:27)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (46:28)

And Seinfeld was like, it's crazy. We've got people dying of cancer but some people eating a watermelon, spitting a seat and going, well, we can't have that.

Female co-host or guest (46:37)

Yeah. I just kind of, I just saw like watermelon seed butter in, you know, because there's like peanut butter, almond butter.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (46:44)

Oh, it was.

Female co-host or guest (46:45)

And it's just like guys, we don't need to be doing.

Another male guest or co-host (46:47)

Yeah.

Female co-host or guest (46:48)

We don't need to be pureeing every type of seed that we could possibly see. Yeah. So it's kind of similar like that.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (46:54)

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Female co-host or guest (48:07)

Do you think that like gyms have it's more beneficial for them to have a fat mirror or a skinny mirror? Because then if it's a fat mirror People stay. I gotta keep going back. If it's a skinny mirror, you go, this is working.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (48:20)

Ah, great question.

Female co-host or guest (48:21)

Thank you.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (48:22)

I would guess skinny. I would guess skinny.

Female co-host or guest (48:27)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (48:28)

People associating it. People. People complain most, I think, about the gym, about not getting results. Results. I think people like, yeah, particularly. I'm obviously using a very small sample size of, like, people I know. But, like, the people I know pretty quickly tend to be like, well, I'm not getting results, so I'm gonna stop.

Female co-host or guest (48:45)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (48:45)

So you. I would think it's a gym. Almost like. Like a drug dealer. You want to hook them.

Female co-host or guest (48:49)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (48:49)

You want to give them that good first.

Another male guest or co-host (48:51)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (48:51)

And then you can start stepping on it.

Female co-host or guest (48:53)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (48:54)

But, like, at first you're like, dude, look how strong you are. After one day of working out the.

Female co-host or guest (48:59)

But then I feel like also the studies show that, like, the most drop off is when somebody compliments you. And then you're like, well, I did it.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (49:07)

Like, oh, really?

Female co-host or guest (49:08)

Yeah. And then it's like after. Then. Then your brain is just like, I can eat. I deserve a donut. And then you go downhill.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (49:15)

Oh, I didn't know that, but I.

Female co-host or guest (49:17)

Almost feel like you're right. Hook them is what you got to do. You got to hook them. You got to do skinny mirrors.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (49:21)

I also. Mirrors are also such. I have literally no idea what I look like. Like, every one you look different in, dude. Every mirror, like, sometimes I'm like, dude, you're jacked. And other mirrors, I'm like, what are you, your dad? Like, what is that? What is that tit doing, bro? Just one. I have, I have. I remember it was like, probably like a month or two ago, we were in Texas, and I just caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror, and I was like, hang on, am I fat? Why did guys tell me had a really bad miscalculation on what I look like? Because I look like a animal in that window.

Female co-host or guest (49:59)

Yeah, that's kind of body dysmorphia.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (50:01)

I don't think it's body dysmorphia. I think it's just, I. You look so different, particularly when you travel. I guess, like, if you. If you stay at home a lot and you're always looking in the same mirror, it's probably easier to be like, that's what I look like. But since we travel so much and we're in hotels and arenas. Pals of arenas and. And buses and your own apartment, and I. I'm always looking in a different mirror, and I'm always, yeah, is that.

Female co-host or guest (50:23)

My body and then sometimes you're looking in a camera.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (50:25)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (50:25)

You just never know what you look like.

Female co-host or guest (50:26)

Like. Yeah.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (50:27)

And.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (50:27)

Which also isn't the end of the world. But there's something. Well, I'd like to keep this mirror.

Female co-host or guest (50:32)

If we could, well, edit. I mean, it's like, you know, I always say this, but camera adds 10 pounds. So editing myself has been a brutal, really brutal experience. Every single time. I just like. I'm like, stop eating. Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (50:49)

Anyways, okay, well, you look good, so stop working out.

Female co-host or guest (50:52)

All right. Thank you. I. I accidentally. Well, this is, like, kind of on the thing of working out. I keep order. I accidentally subscribe to, like, muscle milks, and I don't know how to cancel my subscription. So I have upwards of 50 muscle milks in my fridge. And. And I.

Jet Ski (51:16)

What do you mean?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (51:16)

Are they mailing to you individually?

Female co-host or guest (51:18)

No, they come in packs weeks. And you just don't drink once every two weeks. What?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (51:22)

You don't drink any of them?

Female co-host or guest (51:24)

Because I had a phase and I like them, and then I got the ick from them, so now I can't, like, I'm grossed out by them, and I. And I can't figure out how to cancel my subscription. So I have. And there's another one on the way, and I get. Keep getting charged, and it's just like, I. I don't know what to do without. So if anyone wants a muscle milk.

Another male guest or co-host (51:39)

If you could bring those in.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (51:40)

Yeah, I'll drink them.

Jet Ski (51:40)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (51:41)

It's not plugging in muscle milks like a boombox.

Female co-host or guest (51:44)

For the record, it's not the brand Muscle milk. I'm not saying the brand. I'm just saying, like, the essence of muscle.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (51:51)

Or you're just choosing a different brand.

Female co-host or guest (51:53)

I'm choosing a different brand. Yeah. It's not even.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (51:55)

You're getting protein shakes.

Female co-host or guest (51:57)

I mean, protein shakes.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (51:58)

Yeah. Sorry.

Female co-host or guest (51:58)

But it's just like. So that's just what's going on with me.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (52:02)

I.

Another male guest or co-host (52:06)

I have a question for you guys.

Female co-host or guest (52:07)

Yeah.

Another male guest or co-host (52:07)

Do you guys think it's okay to write a meaningful letter or. Or not write a meaningful letter and type it and print it instead of.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (52:16)

No.

Female co-host or guest (52:16)

Okay, wait, say that again.

Another male guest or co-host (52:18)

Do you think it's okay to type a meaningful letter instead of writing it?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (52:24)

I mean, it's not unacceptable. Who's it, too? Well.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (52:26)

Or not.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (52:26)

Who's it?

Another male guest or co-host (52:27)

Let's say it's like a family member.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (52:28)

Family member type. Write it. Writing. Yeah. I think, like, in business you can do a professional and then sign it.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (52:34)

Yeah. Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (52:35)

But I think for. For a personal relationship Personally.

Another male guest or co-host (52:38)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (52:39)

Type it out or I write it out, but write it out.

Female co-host or guest (52:41)

Yeah.

Another male guest or co-host (52:41)

Even if there's just tons of, like, mistakes and scratch outs, like, it looks like a disaster. My hand spread off through half of it.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (52:49)

Like, I think. I think so. I went through a battle. I went to war with paper. Having heard that. There's your first draft. Yeah. Write it again.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (52:59)

Again.

Another male guest or co-host (53:00)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (53:00)

And then try it and send out whatever that was. Okay. I like that, though. I'm a big. I'm big letter guy. You're a big ladder guy.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (53:07)

I get that.

Another male guest or co-host (53:07)

It's just, I grew. Like, I'm born on a. On a laptop. And I've been typing for the past 15 years strong. Haven't been writing much. I'm trying to get better at it. I have not been writing much in the past 15 years.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (53:19)

It is a completely different, like, like, me saying to you, like, I. Like a letter is like. It's a whole different generation. Yeah, it is. Like, you're like, yeah, dude, I don't know. I never wrote. You know what I mean? I never wrote.

Another male guest or co-host (53:30)

I never wrote. And like, to think and even, like, brainstorming, it's like, I only. I have to bring out my laptop. I don't do notebooks or anything like that. So I've never really written.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (53:38)

I'm like, oh, I would.

Another male guest or co-host (53:38)

I'd like to write this letter. And then it was just a disaster. Even just, like, the thought process, I was like, no, I wish I could just, like, backspace half of this and put this down here. I only know how to format a letter on a tight. It's very sad, but it's also like, think about this. Think about the next generation that's, like, definitely not going to ever touch pens and paper.

Female co-host or guest (53:57)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (53:57)

But like, the. I'm the exact opposite of you where I. I have to write it.

Another male guest or co-host (54:04)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (54:04)

I can't. I actually can't even really think out loud. Like, I'm. I, Like, I have to write it with my own hand and see, I can. I can type on a computer. I can't do it on my phone. Yeah. I can type it on a computer. I could write it with my own hand. But, like, the phone, I can't do. But the. Like, the next generation, they'll just be fine, too. Yeah.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (54:22)

Like.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (54:22)

Like, like the discussion we're having right now. It doesn't really matter. If you want to type it, type it, type it. Like, it's a perfectly acceptable thing either way. And the next generation will be like, it's. You're just showing gratitude. However you show, you show it. And they'll be like, I don't know how to. Should I type this or text it? Like, I don't text it. Whatever. One is more normal to you. But, like, I think people freak out about, like, the next generation's not gonna be able to do what we do.

Another male guest or co-host (54:47)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (54:48)

They'll do something similar.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (54:49)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (54:49)

And they'll do it their own way. And it's not that big a deal.

Female co-host or guest (54:52)

The Danny the other day, like, was. He wrote. And I'd never seen him, right. I realized. But he wrote incursive. And I was just, like, so thrown off because I was like, this whole.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (55:02)

I don't know why.

Female co-host or guest (55:02)

It's so weird, but, like, this whole time I've known you, you like. I don't know, you're like. You write incursive.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (55:08)

You don't write incursive.

Female co-host or guest (55:09)

No. Do you?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (55:09)

All right, I, I, I go. I go back and forth. But, like, I start incursive usually, and then it very much depends. Like, if you look at my notebook, like, it looks like a little. Five people writing it.

Female co-host or guest (55:20)

Really?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (55:21)

Yeah.

Female co-host or guest (55:21)

Oh, that's a sign of a crazy, crazy person.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (55:25)

I remember one of the first times I ever lost my notebook and went back to the bar to find it is at Molly's Pub on 3rd Ave. And they were like. They're like, we didn't know what this was. They were like, they're like, we looked through this. We were like, whose is this? And we're like, it must be a group of people who share a notebook.

Female co-host or guest (55:42)

Well, you do also, like, your notes are like, you went through. I mean, like, gay people should run the world. Whatever.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (55:50)

Yeah. It's more just like a note. Like, if anyone else looks at my notebook, they'll be, what is this? But it's just like, this is like a funny thought.

Female co-host or guest (55:59)

Yeah. Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (56:00)

And then you usually. I can explain. If I can't explain it, I go, I don't know what the that means. But sometimes, like, oh, yeah, that's. I meant that was about blah, blah, blah.

Female co-host or guest (56:08)

Yeah. I don't even know what your handwriting is.

Another male guest or co-host (56:10)

I don't know if I don't know what it is either. Changes every time. It's messy, though. I remember being, like, in elementary school, and they're like, he's got the worst handwriting. Like, Graham Phoenix was a disaster for me. Or what was the writing book? It was Phoenix, right? There was like a writing book where you had to like, oh, cursive. Cursive. No, but like, the. I think the book was called Phoenix. Where, like, they showed you letters.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (56:34)

We had a different one. Yeah, we had a different one 20 years before you in Massachusetts.

Female co-host or guest (56:41)

You're not 20 years old?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (56:42)

No, I'm like 10 years old.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (56:44)

Right.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (56:44)

What are you.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (56:44)

Are you 26?

Another male guest or co-host (56:45)

I'm 26, yeah. 10 years older.

Female co-host or guest (56:48)

Have you guys ever played the game how to catch it or heard of the game how to catch it?

Another male guest or co-host (56:51)

How to catch it?

Female co-host or guest (56:52)

Had it. Catch it.

Another male guest or co-host (56:53)

Had it. Catching down.

Female co-host or guest (56:54)

It's like. I mean, I think it was just like a soccer thing, but in soccer, we'd play a game, it'd be headache. Like, when you catch it or when you say catch it, you have to head it. And when you say head it, you have to catch it, which is the opposite. But then you go down the line and you have, like, a bunch of people, like, so then again, then, like, the coach throws you the ball, and then you go. Then you head it if he says catch it. And then catch it if he says head it. And I.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (57:17)

Why?

Female co-host or guest (57:19)

It's just like, a fun game. It's just like a fun game after practice that we.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (57:22)

Okay, all right.

Female co-host or guest (57:22)

Yeah.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (57:23)

I was thinking.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (57:24)

I was like, what skill? It was a fun.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (57:25)

It was fun.

Female co-host or guest (57:26)

Yeah, it was fun. Like, I didn't know if it was, like, just a soccer thing or whatever, but again, this was just a thing in my notes up.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (57:32)

But.

Female co-host or guest (57:32)

And I think that this is really smart. I would do. So what I would do, and I was always. I would always win because I would do. I'd go, catch it, catch it, catch it, catch it. And I would just stand there and I would go, catch it, catch it. And then I'm. And I looked like a crazy person. Like, everyone would make fun of me because. Because I would just be like, it would. I seriously looked like I had problems. I'm just, catch it, catch it, catch it. But I won every single time because I knew that if he threw me the ball and said head it, that I, you know, I just do the opposite of what I've been doing, like, that whole time. Because it's kind of like a mind fucking whatever anyways. I just feel like it's such a good metaphor for life. Like, if you just constantly remind yourself, you know, good things, good things. Like, I'm great, I'm great, I'm great. And then if somebody throws you something along the way that's like, no, you're bad. Then you go, nope, I know that's wrong.

Another male guest or co-host (58:21)

I could see you really struggling with that drill.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (58:22)

I got to see that one.

Female co-host or guest (58:25)

Can we try it?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (58:26)

Yeah, let's try it.

Female co-host or guest (58:27)

Can you hand me that ball? Oh, all right. I guess there's a soccer ball there, but whatever. Okay, I guess you guys should line up.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (58:38)

Are we sitting?

Marty Moshen (58:39)

I think we're sitting.

Female co-host or guest (58:41)

Okay. Okay.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (58:43)

All right.

Female co-host or guest (58:45)

Okay, so head it, Catch it. Okay. Whatever. Yeah, you gotta do that.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (58:49)

Yeah.

Female co-host or guest (58:50)

Okay. Head it.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (58:52)

Oh, wow, that was good. That was crazy.

Female co-host or guest (58:56)

Head it.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (58:58)

Wrong.

Jet Ski (58:59)

I'm gonna be.

Female co-host or guest (59:00)

Catch it.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (59:02)

No, catch it.

Female co-host or guest (59:05)

Cut it.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (59:06)

Yeah, that was accidental.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (59:07)

Catch.

Female co-host or guest (59:08)

Head it.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (59:09)

Oh, my God, though, That's crazy. No, I'm so bad at this one.

Female co-host or guest (59:13)

Catch it.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (59:16)

Yes.

Female co-host or guest (59:17)

Okay, but now. But now go. Catch it. Catch it.

Jet Ski (59:20)

Catch it.

Another male guest or co-host (59:20)

Catch it.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (59:21)

Catch it. Catch it.

Female co-host or guest (59:22)

I know. Yeah, but then you just do that, right? Catch it. Yeah, exactly.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (59:29)

What the this game is. Let's keep playing though.

Female co-host or guest (59:33)

Catch it. Catch it.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (59:34)

Catch it.

Jet Ski (59:35)

Catch it.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (59:35)

Catch it.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (59:36)

Nope.

Female co-host or guest (59:36)

No.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (59:36)

Yep, yep.

Female co-host or guest (59:37)

Yeah.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (59:37)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (59:37)

Catch it. Catch it.

Another male guest or co-host (59:38)

Catch it.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (59:38)

Catch it.

Jet Ski (59:38)

Catch it.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (59:39)

Catch it.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (59:42)

All right.

Female co-host or guest (59:43)

Catch it.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (59:43)

Catch it.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (59:44)

Catch it.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (59:44)

Catch it. Oh, bro, this game is impossible. Also, wait, how far were you throwing to me?

Female co-host or guest (59:53)

Try to me.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (59:54)

I'm glad this is happening. Cuz as you were. As you were explaining it, I was like, I don't know how that would help.

Female co-host or guest (60:00)

No, it's like, isn't it really fun? Okay.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (60:02)

Catch it.

Female co-host or guest (60:02)

Catch it.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (60:03)

Catch it.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (60:03)

Catch it.

Female co-host or guest (60:07)

Catch it.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (60:08)

Catch it.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (60:09)

Head it.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (60:10)

Nice.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (60:13)

Catch it. Catch it.

Female co-host or guest (60:24)

No, I'm a little rusty.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (60:26)

Obviously.

Another male guest or co-host (60:27)

That's a fun game.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (60:30)

I don't know what soccer skill. It highlights, it gets better, but it's not.

Another male guest or co-host (60:34)

I think it's just a reaction time thing.

Female co-host or guest (60:36)

Yeah, it would help with reaction time, but. But so then you go down the line, then if you do it wrong, then you get weeded out.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (60:43)

And then I. I still don't understand how your strategy makes it easy.

Female co-host or guest (60:48)

So that wasn't really like a good example, I guess, because I think all of us are pretty dumb.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (60:55)

But.

Female co-host or guest (60:55)

But normally, like, it just is constant reminder, like, catch it, catch it, catch it. And then if he says has it headed, then, you know, like, put your hands out to catch the ball Again, I'm a little rusty, but I don't.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (61:07)

Think this is a good strategy.

Female co-host or guest (61:08)

I think it that really, I was.

Another male guest or co-host (61:11)

Doing well until you taught me that.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (61:12)

And then I.

Female co-host or guest (61:14)

The numbers are like, I won every single time.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (61:16)

No, I don't doubt that. I think maybe you're just good at it.

Female co-host or guest (61:20)

No, because then my teammates would try it and then they would win. And then all the people who did catch it, catch it, catch it would be the last ones in line.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (61:26)

Really?

Female co-host or guest (61:27)

So that just wasn't a good example. Like, I think that we just, again, all are a little dumb. But, like. But it was. It was, like, known thing. So then everyone made fun of me before.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (61:38)

Catch. Catch.

Female co-host or guest (61:39)

Yeah, seriously, like.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (61:43)

And then.

Female co-host or guest (61:44)

But then everyone started doing it. So then. So then it would look great. Like, we'd all be in a line, we go, catch it, catch it, catch it. And then, like, everyone just looked crazy.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (61:52)

Like minions.

Female co-host or guest (61:53)

Yeah, exactly. Exactly. But then. But I just feel like there's, you know, there's some kind of, like, symbolism there and metaphor there.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (62:01)

Yeah, for sure.

Female co-host or guest (62:01)

And then also, I was saying this the other day, but, like, I also think in terms of working out metaphors, like, when you're in a workout, if you're trying to balance and you're staring at a dot ahead of you, it makes it easier to balance, obviously. So it's like staring at a goal makes it, you know, like, you more balanced and more able to keep your balance focus. And then also, if you have, like, weights and you're standing on one foot, it's easier to balance if you have heavier weights. And it's kind of like, you know, if you. If you challenge yourself, you're more balanced. I don't really know. And then. And then in terms of, like, Pilates, there's, like, resistance, you know, and the heavier the resistance, the harder it is. But then it's easier on the back end of the thing. And also that's what builds muscle.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (62:56)

How often do you Pilates? Do you. Every day.

Female co-host or guest (62:59)

A week? No.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (62:59)

Oh, twice a week. I thought you walked there, like, every morning.

Female co-host or guest (63:03)

No, just, like, twice. Like, two times in the morning. But I feel like I talk about it a lot. My walk. That's it.

Marty Moshen (63:08)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (63:08)

You just don't shut the hell up.

Female co-host or guest (63:09)

Yeah, exactly. Anyways, that's just. That's my workout metaphor segment.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (63:15)

That's good. I like them all. Okay, the. This is the end of the podcast. We got Nick Murphy coming up. Nick's the best. Nick's been on the show, like, five times this last year. Comic in Austin. He's passing the mothership. Go check him out there. He's very, very funny. You've seen him in mascots, hopefully. We're gonna be doing more with him in sketches and things like that. Listen to the interview with our pal, Nick Murphy. Fabletics. If you. If you basically live in activewear, you know, the struggle, the good stuff costs way too much. That is why I am obsessed with Fabletics. It feels just as premium as those expensive brands, but without making My wallet cry. When you sign up as a new VIP, you get 80. 80 off everything. That is incredible. That is incredible. The quality is really surprising. The pieces feel like the kind of high end activewear you'd pay 200 bucks for. But you're getting that level of quality at a fraction of the price and that makes the membership feel like it pays for itself. The fit and the feel are dialed in. No waistbands, rolling down. Joggers that actually keep their shape. Jackets that are worn without the bulk. It also helps knowing that Fabletics has built a community of over 2 million VIP members and more than 100 retail stores. Fabletics has already has amazing deals, but right now they're running their biggest sale of the year on top of that. And I've got an exclusive offer just for you. 80% off everything. When you sign up as a VIP, head to Fabletics.com KFC and sign up as a VIP to get 80 off everything. This is only available through my link, so go to Fabletics.com KFC to sign up as a VIP and get 80 off. That is Fabletics.com KFC the boys back.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (64:46)

Nick Murphy's in the building.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (64:47)

Mr. 10,000.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (64:48)

10,000.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (64:50)

Just got the call up for Jimmy Fallon. You may have heard of him.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (64:53)

Yeah, it was cool suit.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (64:55)

What's that?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (64:55)

When? Sue, I don't ever seen you in a suit.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (64:57)

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Got us from class, which is not taking a shot at people who didn't wear suit.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (65:04)

But I. I remember after Shane's first time hosting snl, I believe he was. It was said that he was the first host to not wear a jacket. Yeah, to not wear a coat. And then his second time hosting, he did wear a coat.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (65:18)

Was that a, like a decision he made?

Marty Moshen (65:20)

I don't know.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (65:21)

So what did he wear the first time? Just a black Patagonia, like, standard, I think probably, though.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (65:27)

I mean, they talk about that kind of stuff.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (65:28)

Second time, he had like a. Might have been an eagle's jacket.

Marty Moshen (65:30)

I forget.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (65:31)

A jacket.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (65:31)

Yeah, it was. It was not a sport though.

Marty Moshen (65:33)

Got it, got it, got it.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (65:34)

Gotcha. Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (65:35)

Wait, everybody always wears a coat?

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (65:37)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (65:38)

That's weird.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (65:38)

Like, again, I. Someone said that to me.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (65:40)

I don't know. I think Louie hosted it in a black T shirt. If I'm not mistaken, Louie did. Yeah, but that's like, that's.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (65:47)

I heard Shane was the first, so.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (65:48)

That'S also one of my favorite things though, when, like Louie does what Louis wants when. With Shane, when he was like talking about what should I do?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (65:55)

In my model. Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (65:56)

Should I do material? Should not do material.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (65:57)

He's like, you did it.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (65:59)

He's like, yeah, but I'm, I'm me.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (66:02)

I respect the OGs.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (66:03)

Yeah, yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (66:04)

But yeah, that, that, that's got to feel like you're on the right path.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (66:09)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (66:09)

Right.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (66:09)

Like, yeah, I was just checking out boxes.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (66:11)

Yeah. It's a badge of honor. Yeah. Do the tonight's show.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (66:13)

You know the, they don't do a comedian every night, right?

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (66:17)

No, I think they like flip flop between that and music, I guess and stuff.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (66:21)

Dude, I, I saw, I've only ever been to one late night show. I saw Colbert had not the worst guests, but it was like not what you're hoping for when you go to Colbert. It was Ewan McGregor.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (66:32)

It was a, I was gonna say call him out, man.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (66:35)

It was you.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (66:35)

McGregor's at home going, this guy sitting on his stupid.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (66:40)

I talked about train spotting. He might have been actually.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (66:42)

Yeah, that kind of sucks. I like you and too, like, I like you and no Star Wars. No.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (66:46)

But no gonna say that guy's Obi Wan or whatever.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (66:48)

No, I'm a you guy. But it wasn't great. And then the next guy was like someone who was on Broadway at the time. Okay. And I was like, this fight's like.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (66:56)

I gotta go to the bathroom. It's not my thing.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (66:59)

Bummer, dude. It was, it was probably like 20. Get Dave Porto and his dogs up here, bro. I want a real guest.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (67:06)

Yeah, get my boss out here.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (67:08)

It was like, it was like 2017. My dad had driven down. It was like the biblical snowstorm. You remember that like right after we moved here, there was like a bad, bad snowstorm. And I remember just sitting there being like, my dad's gonna sleep here too.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (67:22)

Ruined my night.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (67:23)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (67:24)

But I, I, those things are funny, cuz. It's like sometimes they can really matter. Like you make an appearance and something happens and you pop. But I feel like most of the time it doesn't necessarily impact you, but it, it is just a part of the process.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (67:37)

I know that. It's big for me.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (67:39)

You're right.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (67:39)

I mean, other people have their situations, but I, Mr. 10,000, I needed this. So, you know, what would you say.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (67:47)

Like, like since you've started comedy have been like your checkpoints?

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (67:53)

I mean, it starts with local stuff and then you work your way all the way up to this, right? So like, yeah. Pass the local clubs getting like, they do this thing called residency at my local club that I started out at. You're on Every show for that month. That's a cool thing to get. There's bar shows that have something similar that everybody goes to every week. So you're kind of a known person in the scene at that point. And you just kind of try to keep escalating, you know, Mothership was a big one in Austin. That's super cool.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (68:19)

Like nowadays, that's kind of.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (68:19)

Which is where I live now.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (68:21)

I was gonna ask was moving to Austin one.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (68:23)

I mean, that wasn't like a goal, but I'm glad I did. I like it out there.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (68:27)

How long you been there?

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (68:28)

Like a month and a half. Like, I just moved, dude.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (68:30)

How was. I think we talked about it off air and we were talking about it when you did the shoot for lay mascots. I didn't realize you used to work at a club with TI well, that's.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (68:41)

A funny way to put it.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (68:43)

I'm misremembering the story.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (68:46)

Would call TI a co worker.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (68:49)

Well, but he did like, a few.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (68:50)

Maybe Clifford is my co worker. TI Is another thing.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (68:56)

The rubber band man. Well, because he was doing comedy and then he had that, like, blow up with that girl.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (69:02)

Yeah, we talked about this. I think one of the other times I was on your pod. Yeah. Yeah. He was like coming through the club a bunch and doing, you know, 90 minutes when he's supposed to do four or whatever.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (69:13)

Wouldn't expect anything other than that.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (69:15)

Well, but I think he, like, sort of did a trick in his head because I saw him say this to a crowd. He goes, I am not a comedian. I am a superstar. And so it's like, oh, he doesn't even think he's doing comedy.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (69:26)

Maybe.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (69:26)

Yeah. They're just lucky to be. Yeah, they're lucky to be in his presence. In his head, I guess.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (69:32)

First bit every time is, you're welcome.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (69:33)

Yeah. And he's not wrong.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (69:35)

He is a super king of the south, baby.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (69:37)

Yeah. Especially now, you know where you are. It's like.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (69:39)

Yeah.

Jet Ski (69:40)

Or were.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (69:40)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (69:41)

Have you. Have you dealt with that with other. Like, obviously it happens with influencers where people are like, I'm a comedian now. Have you seen it with other acts? I guess.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (69:50)

As far as what, just like doing stand up when they shouldn't?

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (69:53)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (69:53)

It can be good, it can be bad.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (69:54)

Like, I don't know.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (69:55)

I've opened for some tick tock people that I didn't think were outstanding. I won't say who.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (69:58)

Yeah.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (70:00)

It's the part of the game, man, I don't hate on that stuff because I suck at the social media stuff.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (70:05)

Right, Right.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (70:06)

So how am I gonna hate on this person that knows how to fill.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (70:08)

Out a room can fill a room at the end of the day, I mean, I know. I know it's more than this because there's history and rules and etiquette and all this, but at the end of the day, it's a room with seats, and if you can put people in them. Yeah, you get to use it. Yeah, dude, that's it, man.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (70:22)

You guys do a tour. I'm there, man.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (70:24)

I'm ready.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (70:25)

You know, I'll go before Kev talking about Taylor Swift or something. I'll do that.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (70:29)

Boy gossip. Yeah.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (70:31)

Yeah.

Jet Ski (70:31)

You're.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (70:31)

You're one today. The guy with the dick is too big.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (70:33)

I wanted to talk to you about this.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (70:34)

Oh, good. As someone, as part of the community, I would love to answer. I've ruined many a marriage.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (70:43)

Matt Khalil, NFL liar for many years. His wife is, like, some influencer. And she said. She went on a YouTube stream and said that the reason she got a divorce from Matt Khalil was because his dick was too big. And in, as she described it, she went like this.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (71:00)

Her arm on the table. That's been done more than once. Two.

Female co-host or guest (71:09)

Good.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (71:09)

She said it was like two.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (71:11)

That's how big the dick was. It unplugged your mic.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (71:15)

It was two Coke cans stacked together. And. And she said they had to get divorced because of that. And. But what was crazy, she was like, we tried everything. We tried doctors, we tried therapy. And then she goes, we looked into lipo. Does that mean what I think it means? Probably like, you're trying to shrink your dick.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (71:39)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (71:39)

You got such a fat. We're gonna take fat out of your dick.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (71:43)

Like, well, it can't be lipo anywhere else, or your dick would look even bigger.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (71:46)

Right? Y. Yeah. So, like, it's. You know, And I don't know whether this is all real or if she's just lobbing her ex alley oop here. Like, she said, they broke up on good terms. What better way?

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (71:56)

I mean, those are.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (71:57)

Ladies, if you're gonna break up with your ex, just be like, that is.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (72:00)

Like, best case scenario, breakup.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (72:02)

Yeah.

Female co-host or guest (72:03)

You say, my dick's great.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (72:04)

I'll say, like, you give great head, and we both guard separate ways. And, like, we both live our lives. You know what? What a.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (72:09)

Her head was too good. We tried everything. We tried doctors to shrink her jaw. We tried everything.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (72:19)

We. We had a kid in high school who, like, transferred into our school, and he hooked up with A girl. And she was like. She told us the story. She's like, it wouldn't fit. It was too big. Blah, blah, blah. And so for, like, three months, we were like, this new kid's got the biggest in the world.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (72:34)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (72:34)

And then he played hockey. So we were on the hockey team together.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (72:37)

Showers.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (72:37)

And I was in the shower, and I was like, I think I could take that thing. I was like, caroline, I think you got the issue, girl.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (72:45)

The smallest pussy in the world. Him, dude. John taking one from the team right there.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (72:52)

As much as though, like, I wouldn't mind that rumor being out there about me.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (72:57)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (72:57)

But it actually is. It's probably a little weird.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (73:00)

How'd they get married in the first place if that was already an issue?

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (73:03)

Well, yeah, that's why I question this. Like, did you never have sex? Or. Or maybe you're just thinking, like, eventually we'll be able to, like, figure this out and you can't. Yeah, but I, I, I would. I remember Pete, the whole this happened. Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande and, like. And I think he got to a point where he was like, it's a little weird. Like, everybody knows it and everyone talks about it. Like, the burden of carrying around a two Coke can cock when everyone knows it is actually as good as it might be. It also probably presents some problems. I could see it being like, well, I don't love that everyone talks about it all the time.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (73:35)

Sure.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (73:35)

I think Jon Hamm had that too.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (73:36)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (73:37)

I think Ham was like, I'm a little dumb talking about one paparazzi picture. Right, Right.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (73:42)

I mean, I'd like to give it a try, of course, but I could see it being like, do the press.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (73:47)

Run for a little bit? Yeah, I go on a podcast. Just talk about that. That'd be good.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (73:51)

Two Coke cans.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (73:52)

Forget about Fallon, guys. Let's talk about what's happening.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (73:55)

Talk about how my dick is two kids in a trench coat. Yeah, dude.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (74:00)

So, craziest thing, I posted that story today, and then I got a text from an agent that we used to work with, like, many years ago, and he said, hey, Kev, when you get a minute, can we talk about Matt? And I'm like, it was like, bang, bang. So I was like, oh, this guy saw the video, and I don't know, it's not true. It's making them uncomfortable. I'm gonna get, like, libel or slander, defamation or something, because I've gone through.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (74:25)

That a lot from the big dick guy.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (74:27)

Well, yeah, so I'm like, he's Gonna.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (74:29)

Texted him for defamation.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (74:31)

I know. So after the fact, I was like, okay, maybe not. But I. I texted. I was like, I think this guy and his agent or him might be, like, mad about this story. And I was. In my head, I was like, spiraling a little bit. So I call the guy, or I'm thinking, I don't know, maybe he's like, laughing about he wants to come on the show. So either way, I'm like, you spoke.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (74:48)

To the man himself?

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (74:49)

Well, no, I spoke to his agent. So I call his agent and he's like, hey, what's up?

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (74:52)

Which is his penis.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (74:58)

Speak to my representation.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (75:01)

But this guy just start, right, right. Starts right away. Just launches into it. He's like, so I heard about the audition. Matt did great. We're talking about. And he names a couple companies. And I was like, hang on, hang on, dude, wait, you got to fill me in on all of this. Like, who is this and that? And he was like. He goes, hello? Hello, are you there? It was. He definitely tried to pretend like the.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (75:21)

Phone was breaking up or something once.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (75:23)

It was awkward. I was like, yes, I'm here. And he was like, oh. He meant to call a guy who had a very similar name to mine. And so it was just. Just a mishap, just a complete miscommunication with a guy named Matt. Right after I posted a story about a guy named Matt with a huge Spinning through everything. None of it was.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (75:39)

Oh, man, I was almost hoping on.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (75:41)

The phone I would.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (75:42)

I would give anything for that to been like, we gotta. We gotta have a talk about this.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (75:46)

Yeah, this too.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (75:47)

Cocaine.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (75:48)

Let me show it to you and then see what you think. Where can we meet?

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (75:52)

How did that call was? It was sort of like a typical. Like, like, oh, like, I'm working on this now. I'm in the area. Let's get lunch sometime. See you never, you know, that's okay. But yeah, the fact that in my head I was like, is this really gonna be mad that the whole world knows he's got a double coke cannon in his pants?

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (76:09)

That's what I thought the story was.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (76:11)

Yeah. I mean, who knows? Maybe he is feeling that way, but I would imagine. Imagine he's at least feel himself a little bit. Although, honestly, if you already have that, you probably don't need a boost in confidence. You know what I mean?

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (76:22)

Yeah, but it helps to tell everyone.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (76:23)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (76:24)

Or no, it's really good, ladies. 25, 30 years, however old he is also, there's no.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (76:29)

There is no better way for everyone to Find out that than through other people. Yeah, if you're the guy who's like, look at my dick.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (76:36)

Yeah, whatever, right? You don't tell everybody.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (76:39)

You want everyone else to say it for you. And then it's like, well, yes, I am.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (76:41)

Just. Word will get around.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (76:45)

My dick.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (76:45)

Is he still in the league?

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (76:47)

No, I think his final year was like, around 2020. But, yeah, he had a good career.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (76:51)

He was.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (76:52)

He was a great player. They. They. The Mets used to have a guy, Juan Uribe, that they called.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (76:57)

I remember Uribe.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (76:58)

Yeah, he was. Yeah, he was all around the league, but they called him Coke Can. He was all right.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (77:03)

He was. He was known as.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (77:04)

Well, let's make a list.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (77:07)

I was on it. Lee Corso. I heard his dick was once described as a baby's arm holding an apple.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (77:15)

Oh, yeah, Sinatra.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (77:16)

Sinatra.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (77:17)

You should have put the buckeye head on that. Picking the team or whatever, you know?

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (77:23)

Have you ever heard the. The quotes about Sinatra's dick?

Female co-host or guest (77:26)

No.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (77:26)

There's one from, like, a model of the time. It wasn't like Marilyn Monroe, but it was like another name like that. And.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (77:33)

What.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (77:33)

It's just funny that this is where the podcast is going.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (77:36)

Oh, this is what we do.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (77:38)

Famous dudes with big dicks.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (77:40)

Apparently. I didn't know. Sinatra was a very tiny guy. And apparently one. Some guy said to this. This girl once, like, Sinatra's like, 119 pounds soaking wet. And she was like, yeah, but 19 of it's in his pants. And then there was another one with Judy Garland. And so this one sounded like. Not. I don't think it's real, but it was. Let me. Let me get it real quick.

Female co-host or guest (78:04)

She.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (78:04)

It was talking about doing a line off his dick.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (78:07)

All right.

Female co-host or guest (78:07)

And.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (78:09)

And for Judy Garland. Yeah, dude. Wizard of Odds get to do it like that.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (78:14)

It was. Oh, I can't remember what it was, but it was something like it. It took me, like, so long to get up and down his dick. Like, by the time I finished the line.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (78:24)

And then she passed out.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (78:25)

Yeah, no, it was. Frank Sinatra's penis was so big that I once did a line of coke off it. I had to stop halfway to get to get my breath.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (78:35)

Resume. Save the second half for later.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (78:38)

Don't move.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (78:41)

Just hang out, man.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (78:42)

I can't even imagine what that's like. Just got. It's gotta be. I mean, if you. What happens when you're like a teenager and you're. You're first realizing, like, oh, I'm very different than all you guys. It's just Gotta be a weird experience.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (78:54)

It's not bad.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (78:59)

So how'd you.

Female co-host or guest (78:59)

Would you.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (79:00)

How'd you come out. How'd you come out of the closet of a nine inch dick guy?

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (79:04)

No, no, no, no, no. I'm just excited. Am I sitting in the same seat as Charlie Sheen was?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (79:08)

Yeah.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (79:08)

Yeah. That's so cool.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (79:10)

Right behind you, bro.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (79:10)

I'm so close.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (79:11)

He was so close.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (79:15)

Just.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (79:15)

You talk about coke off somebody's dick. Yeah. Yeah, man.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (79:19)

When you know what, you know what super interesting about Charlie Sheen. He has probably done and received.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (79:25)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (79:26)

That's when you know you're wild.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (79:27)

Probably did off his own. Yeah, I've been somehow. Yeah. Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (79:35)

You know, there's never been a guy who was, is. He's like a paradox. He's like, obviously the most unique, intriguing, one of a kind guy in the world.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (79:44)

I know.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (79:44)

But also just like a totally regular guy. Like he would probably sit here and just talk to us about dick.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (79:49)

Yeah. You know, he might tell us, like confirmed.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (79:52)

Yeah, right, right.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (79:54)

Yeah, that was a, that was a very cool one. That was probably one of my favorite interviews.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (79:57)

I liked the honesty. He was just ready to, to talk about, you know, what do you guys want to know, man?

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (80:01)

I think that's what. Why people like him because, you know, some of the is, you know, questionable and like distasteful if you will. But when you just own, your people are like, well, okay, he's honest about it. So what are we gonna do now?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (80:13)

Before the interview? We want. I watched his documentary and his ex wife, Brooke Miller there. They, they had some situation in Aspen where Charlie, it seems, had a knife to her. And, and in the documentary, Brooks like, look, we were both on crack for four days and I was like, that's a gangster right there.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (80:33)

That's the same as the chick telling everybody the dude's dick is. Yeah, that's. That's love. Right.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (80:38)

I think her exact line was like, I don't know why things happened, but we were on crack for four days.

Female co-host or guest (80:42)

Days.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (80:42)

So things got out of hand.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (80:43)

Come on, now who among us has it?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (80:46)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (80:47)

If you're gonna go on like a 48 hour crack binge with somebody, whatever happens, you, you signed a social contract.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (80:53)

Yeah.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (80:54)

And try not to stab somebody. You try.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (80:56)

That's the point. That's the point of doing crack.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (80:58)

I had never even held a knife. And then I smoked crack. I said, get me a knife.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (81:03)

That's what he said about hooking up with dudes. He was like, I. I never did it until I did crack.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (81:07)

Of course. Yes. Sexual man. Very similar to stabbing someone. I mean, in a way.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (81:14)

In a way, yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (81:15)

You're not wrong.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (81:19)

If you can talk about banging dudes and people are still like, oh, yeah, that guy rules. I think Tom Hardy's on that list, if I'm not mistaken.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (81:26)

Oh, yeah.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (81:27)

I don't want to get sued for defamation, but I believe.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (81:31)

I believe Tom Hardy has.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (81:32)

I think he gave, like, a sort of tongue in cheek answer. That wasn't a no.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (81:36)

It's like. I think it was something along the lines of, like. Like, I'm an actor. I.

Marty Moshen (81:39)

Everything.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (81:39)

Yeah. And he's the man.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (81:41)

He's the man.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (81:42)

Totally. I. Tom Hardy. Oh, I would. Tom Hard st. Tom Hardy on crack, man. Come on.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (81:47)

Yeah, that. That. The. Turn the menu over was my favorite thing that came out of that. That's how he described hooking up with dudes for the first time. Because I just flipped the menu over. Yeah. I don't think I will do that myself, but if I ever do, I'm.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (82:00)

Using that phrase too.

Another male guest or co-host (82:00)

I flip the menu.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (82:01)

I mean, we've talked about it with a lot of like. Like. Like Letty Kravitz. Yes. There are people who have done it. That's nice. That Charlie's just like. Yeah. I don't know. I got bored of chicks.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (82:10)

There is a. It's like a inflection point where it's like, you know, guys will make fun of you or you're insecure. That's gay, dude. And then if you're a big enough rock star, comedian, party star, whatever.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (82:21)

Winning cures everything.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (82:22)

Yeah, yeah, right, right.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (82:24)

I've talked about cures.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (82:25)

You're gay. Yeah.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (82:27)

And it is a cure.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (82:32)

Yeah. That, like, Lenny Kravitz is like, you know, the most, like, flamboyant kind of weirdo dude. It's like, yeah, yeah. He's everything.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (82:38)

I love to flip the menu over.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (82:40)

Yeah.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (82:40)

You guys have one of these in the back? Can you check again, please?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (82:46)

I really started to go down the.

Jet Ski (82:47)

The.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (82:48)

The rabbit hole of this, like, analogy because I was thinking. I was like, it's like going to a diner. Like, there's, like, 50 pages on the menu. I never went past the first one. You know, it's like, this is the page in the diner that has pancakes, bacon, egg, and cheese because you're afraid.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (82:59)

To step outside of your comfort zone.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (83:00)

You can go to, like, lobster and.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (83:03)

Like, chicken cacciatore, which is the first sign.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (83:06)

Stuff that'll get you real.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (83:07)

You get lobster to dine, and your boys are like, You've been doing something.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (83:10)

You're either gay or on crack. Something's going on.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (83:12)

Yeah, man.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (83:13)

Throwing the menu over isn't all.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (83:15)

Put the knife down.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (83:15)

He's got a lot, though. I mean, he wrote that book like himself. It wasn't one of those like ghost written things. And he's got some bars in there that were like some lines.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (83:22)

He's got talent. No, no.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (83:24)

No surprise there, but.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (83:25)

Right.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (83:26)

He's. He's the man.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (83:28)

He was.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (83:28)

He's a legend. I love the press release. I love him going on all that stuff.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (83:32)

Everything I was, I was very honored telling everybody everything. You went on every show under the sun dog.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (83:38)

Yes.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (83:38)

I hope you.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (83:39)

I really hope he makes like a movie or a series or something. Like a full comeback. That'll be sweet.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (83:43)

That would be awesome.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (83:44)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (83:44)

And it's a testament to like, I mean, I'm pretty sure if I went on like the, the run he went on drugs, fighting, you know, probably burning bridges, all that shit. But now almost like everybody's like, yeah, he's a good dude. He's a cool guy, you know?

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (83:58)

You think people would still say that?

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (83:59)

No.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (83:59)

No. Okay.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (84:00)

I think that's a very rare person that could go like, as destructive as he did for a while.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (84:04)

Yeah. Showing up late and come out on the other side.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (84:06)

And now everyone's like, now we're happy to see that. It's like, all right, so you must have been doing when you. If you weren't like causing mayhem, you were probably a pretty fucking awesome dude.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (84:13)

Yeah.

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Kevin Clancy (KFC) (85:35)

You, are you like fitting in in the city of Austin?

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (85:37)

I like it a lot.

Another male guest or co-host (85:38)

Yeah.

Female co-host or guest (85:39)

Yeah.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (85:39)

I'm pretty comedy centric. I was just telling somebody this the other day so like I don't do a lot of extracurricular stuff. Yeah, I haven't gone to watch the bats fly over the highway. You're supposed to do that.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (85:49)

I think we always stay in a hotel right near there, right near that bridge. And somebody was talking about that one time and I didn't, I didn't, I wasn't interested in the bats.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (85:58)

You gotta smoke crack before you watch that.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (86:01)

If I'm under a bridge for entertainment.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (86:04)

It's already there. It's already there.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (86:05)

I, I very recently, like probably three months ago, I saw, you know the actor Brian Cox.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (86:10)

Yeah, yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (86:11)

From like Logan Roy in succession. I saw him speak Troy. Troy, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (86:17)

It's one of my favorite movies. Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (86:19)

Oh, movies. Thanks, bro.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (86:21)

I know. That's why it's one of my favorites.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (86:22)

I remember being so excited for that.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (86:24)

Wait, you said that movie stinks.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (86:25)

Yeah, movie stinks.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (86:25)

Wait till we watch Triple X with Vin Diesel.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (86:28)

I mean it stinks in like I would watch it but I remember thinking it was going to be like Gladiator.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (86:33)

It's not Martin Scorsese, but when it.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (86:36)

Came out I was thinking Braveheart. Gladiator.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (86:38)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (86:39)

Live up to that? No, same idea. But I thought it was gonna be like a classic.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (86:43)

But the wait, was I saying Brian Cox? Yeah. So I went to see Brian Cox speak in Brooklyn about just acting and just like he's like going over some of his scenes and like that. And I was smoking weed beforehand and it was like right in that area in Dumbo. Like right with that.

Jet Ski (86:59)

Beautiful.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (86:59)

Like that. The most photographed area in the world they say. And I was smoking weed before and I was like, I was sitting there thinking, I was like, there are two things I'm doing. Like I'm going to see an Oscar winning actor. Talk about acting. That's really cool. I'm also doing drugs under a bridge, and I'm about to go see an old man yell for a while.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (87:16)

You can describe anything.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (87:17)

Both, they're just true.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (87:19)

Welcome to acting, man. Welcome to acting. Yeah, that's great. You got the whole experience. Yeah, I did. You get to ask questions. Did you get that Bradley Cooper, Sean Penn moment?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (87:30)

People did ask questions.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (87:32)

They'll put that out. You should have done that, man. One day. People like Heidelberg. He won an Oscar, man.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (87:36)

That's Cookie Monster.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (87:40)

He was actually. There was a movie he did. I'm pretty sure it was before Silence of the Lambs, but he played Hannibal Lecter and he, like, played it really well. Like, it's basically exactly as Anthony Hopkins played it. I was like, oh, I didn't realize he already did that.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (87:55)

Hannibal Lecter is a. Like, there's multiple movies about it.

Marty Moshen (88:00)

Oh, God.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (88:00)

Yeah.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (88:00)

They did like, a reboot where he's like, young Hannibal. I think I remember seeing that one. That was like a young guy.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (88:05)

Wait, you said before Anthony Hopkins.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (88:07)

Yeah.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (88:07)

Oh, but I don't know about that.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (88:08)

Yeah, That I didn't know about.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (88:10)

Yeah, there's some sequels like that, but I didn't know it was like a. Because it's a book.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (88:13)

Are you supposed to be telling us this right now?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (88:17)

It is.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (88:17)

I'm gonna.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (88:18)

I'm gonna check it real quick.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (88:20)

That kind of sucks too, though. It's like, why wasn't mine the thing. I mean, he's done perfectly. Okay. So it's not like one of those.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (88:25)

Oh, I'm sure he still keeps him up at night sometimes. Yeah, right.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (88:28)

I was watching Matt Damon say that.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (88:30)

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Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (88:47)

Yeah, yeah, but it's probably not that. Hannibal Lecter.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (88:49)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (88:53)

Matt Damon was on some show saying how James Cameron wanted him to do Avatar.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (88:59)

Oh, I think I remember seeing something about this.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (89:00)

He was filming Born Ultimatum. He was doing, like, the post edits, whatever they call that. Yeah, but he would have got 10. Yeah, 10 is a lot.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (89:09)

Does he need that, though?

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (89:10)

No, but. Yeah, but it would have been like.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (89:12)

The Born movies did pretty good.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (89:13)

It would have been 600 million when.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (89:14)

People like, sure, sure.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (89:16)

For like, nothing.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (89:17)

That would be like.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (89:19)

It was interesting to hear, though, Jim. James Cameron said this. This. This. This franchise does not need a movie star. And it's kind of true.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (89:29)

That is Babe Ruth pointing to the fence.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (89:31)

Yeah.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (89:31)

Right there.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (89:31)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (89:32)

But also, it sucks if you're Sam Worthington.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (89:34)

You're like, well, it sucks if you're that pitcher that's about to throw the ball.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (89:38)

You know, everyone's got it.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (89:40)

You know, there's always got to be.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (89:41)

A loser in the story.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (89:41)

Whatever you want, man. It's going out.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (89:44)

Yeah, but the. The Matt Damon story, where people.

Jet Ski (89:47)

I.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (89:47)

People talk about that pretty regularly, I feel like. And like that. I always. I feel like to me is when Philly fans try and make fun of me for, like, losing a Super bowl through the Patriots. It's like we won the one before and after.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (89:57)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (89:57)

I was doing the Born series. We're fine. Don't worry about me. Yeah, like that.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (90:01)

Yeah, that would have been nice.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (90:02)

But don't worry. We're just fine.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (90:03)

That would have been nice to beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl. You're right. That's cool. It would have been nice as a Falcons fan. Sounds pretty cool, man. Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (90:11)

That's a game Sunday. It's fun.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (90:15)

Oh, that's right. Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (90:16)

Yeah.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (90:17)

I bet that was fun, man.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (90:18)

It was. Yeah. It was stressful, but it was fun.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (90:21)

Wait, we lost, right? Yeah. On an extra point.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (90:23)

Yeah.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (90:24)

Amazing. Yeah. And then they fired the kicker, like, right after the game. Did they? I think so. I think we have a new kicker now.

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Kevin Clancy (KFC) (91:47)

I think I am done with football, by the way, as a Jets fan. Like, I. Oh, that's right, man. You guys are.

Jet Ski (91:52)

I will.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (91:54)

You know, they're like, you're like that kid that.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (91:56)

That video right where he said, I grew up with this. I hate it.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (91:59)

That was like the most real Genu thing, like, ever. He just like, I'm not gonna, like, stop roofing the team, but, like, I hate it.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (92:08)

Has any fan base, like, fully boycotted the organization before, like, actually stopped going to games?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (92:13)

Fireman Ed. Fireman Ed. The Patriots beat the. Out of. Out of them.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (92:16)

Fireman Ed's.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (92:17)

Their guy goes, no, I know Fireman Ed, but did he by himself boycott or did a lot of people.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (92:23)

He disappeared. More than that, actually.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (92:26)

Because the problem is because this happens.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (92:29)

With the jets all the time.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (92:29)

And I always kind of make fun of the. They. They fly a banner around that says fire, whoever.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (92:33)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (92:34)

Or they. They plan like a walk out or something and it's like, nope. People are still gonna go, dude, you're gonna watch the day that you could organize people to do this.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (92:42)

We have the power, guys.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (92:43)

I know.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (92:44)

The power is here.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (92:45)

And it's also like, why. Why do you even want to go?

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (92:48)

Yes.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (92:48)

It's like, you should be happy.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (92:49)

Well, there's a little bit of, like, wanting the. What is it? Masochism? A little bit. Am I saying that right?

Female co-host or guest (92:54)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (92:54)

Yeah.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (92:55)

Okay. Yeah. To want. Want the. Enjoying the hurt a little bit. It's drama. It's. It's watching the. There are people getting reality. It's like a reality show where they're. They want the drama. They want the. Oh, but see, that.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (93:07)

That's. There's like seven stages of it. Like, grieving. Like, I'm over it. There used to be. What I used to say when I was younger is this builds character.

Female co-host or guest (93:14)

Like.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (93:15)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (93:15)

And. And then I would say, but the day we do win, it's gonna be so much sweeter.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (93:19)

Right?

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (93:19)

And then you just kind of keep Going through these progressions, and I'm like, I'm. I'm done.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (93:25)

I am full of character.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (93:32)

And I like. So the jets just traded Sauce Gardner and Quinn and Williams. They got great deals for them. They've stockpiled all these picks. And any other team, truly, like, even the Falcons, any other team, if they had that many picks, I would say, like, bet on these guys. In a couple years, they're going to be there.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (93:47)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (93:47)

And I just don't think the jets are going to do it. And then people started looking through, and so they have seven picks. Bless you. Seven picks in this first and second round for the next two years. And everyone's like, yeah. And they had seven picks in 2021 and 2022. And they drafted all these guys that they just traded. So it's like, we just did this.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (94:04)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (94:04)

And not only did it not work.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (94:05)

Yeah. Yeah.

Female co-host or guest (94:06)

We didn't even sniff the playoffs.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (94:08)

I think there's certain franchises that intentionally string their fan base along with the branding. I think the Cowboys are the number one of doing that. Jerry Jones, just Emperor Palpatine sitting up there in the booth just like, this is the year. It's like, you're a thousand.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (94:22)

And he said. He's like, I' not. It's not changing.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (94:25)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (94:26)

Until I die.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (94:27)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (94:28)

I am here.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (94:28)

Right. And they're like three and five or something. And one and it's like, it's not. You know, And I think the Falcons are on that list, too. I think Arthur Blake is just not trying. He's not actually trying to. Because there should be a progression. The Colts right now, you lost your generational guy. Your face of the franchise needed to dip. Took a dip, needed to figure it out. They were one of the best teams in the league.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (94:48)

Right.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (94:48)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (94:48)

But it should be. There so much luck in that.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (94:50)

There's some luck.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (94:51)

Daniel Jones.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (94:51)

There is some luck.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (94:52)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (94:52)

Who'd have thought wrong?

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (94:53)

There is someone.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (94:54)

But that's the other thing is, is there's no luck with the Jets.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (94:57)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (94:58)

And there's no luck with some of these franchises where it's like, you can. You need to do everything right and get some luck. And if you don't have luck and you only do, like, half the things right, you're.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (95:07)

But how many years do you get before it's like, okay, it's not luck. It's like, these guys are, like, not trying. You know what I mean?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (95:12)

Yeah.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (95:13)

Yeah. You still gotta buy that.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (95:14)

That's what's crazy about, like, Woody Johnson, like, he's the owner of the jets, he sucks. But, like, he did just go get that. He went for broke with Aaron Rodgers and they did, like, stockpile, you know, they, they, it just didn't work. There's other teams that I think are, like, actively just, like, hoarding money.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (95:30)

Jets Rogers or Steelers Rogers now when they.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (95:32)

Well, yeah, like, because you can't control.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (95:35)

The blow in the Achilles in the first game.

Marty Moshen (95:37)

Correct.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (95:37)

But even like, then last year, I mean, maybe he was getting healthy and now he's fully healthy, but it also feels like when Aaron Rodgers goes elsewhere and he's good again. Sam Darnold has a new career. Geno Smith has a new career.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (95:48)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (95:49)

At some point, there's one constant here. It's this team and no offensive linemen and no offensive weapons.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (95:56)

I think it's the drama, dude. I think, I think it's dudes watching Real Housewives. They love it.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (95:59)

Oh, and you'll say they hate that.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (96:01)

One housewife, but you love her, man.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (96:05)

Yeah, but I, I hope, like, I got to the point, if I didn't have this job, I really wouldn't. I don't think I would, like, even pay attention anymore. Yeah, I, I, for this job. I do. I. And I told my kids the other day, I said, do not be jets fans.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (96:18)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (96:19)

I think that, like, if enough people do that, like, the next generation is like, okay, people aren't buying tickets or people aren't buying merch or whatever, but I don't know, it seems like there's just always enough people who are.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (96:30)

Do your kids have free reign or.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (96:32)

They, I, I, I've, I've, I've given them a no fly list. Like I said, you can't be a Patriots fan.

Jet Ski (96:39)

Oh, wow.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (96:39)

It's, like, serious.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (96:40)

Yeah.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (96:41)

In your house, right?

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (96:42)

Yeah.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (96:42)

See, Falcons fans are more like, you know, just do what you want, man. It's gonna be rough. It's gonna be rough.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (96:49)

Football's like, baseball is where I'm really sick. So I was like, I'm forcing them to be Mets fans. But I did have a thought at one point before the Mets were like, they had a new owner and we're getting good. I was thinking the same thing. I don't want to curse my, my kids with this. So I was gonna say no Yankees, no Phillies, no Braves. Otherwise, go nuts.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (97:05)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (97:06)

And with, and with football, it's pretty much like, no Patriots. And I would probably prefer not the Giants, just because that would be, like, weird, you know?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (97:11)

Yeah.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (97:11)

Would you rather your son be a Patriots fan or gay?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (97:15)

Gay for sure.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (97:17)

Excellent answer. Yeah, excellent.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (97:19)

Turn that menu over.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (97:20)

You heard it here first.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (97:21)

Yeah, no, like, absolutely no problem with him being gay. Would have a disaster of a time if, like, he was like, I love Dave Portnoy and Feidelberg, like, cheering with.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (97:31)

Oh, my God. I'd be like, yeah, you.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (97:34)

That's a quick flip on the. Have you heard the gay son thought daughter thing?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (97:37)

Yeah, yeah.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (97:37)

Gay son, patriots daughter. What do you think? Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (97:41)

By the way, again, gay son, like.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (97:43)

To the max, gay son over.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (97:44)

Oh, yeah. I've told people that it's gay son because gay is not a choice.

Another male guest or co-host (97:48)

Right.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (97:49)

And also, like, I mean, I. I have a son and a daughter and I'm so. I could just easily play this out. Like, if you are just a gay guy versus, like a. I'm assuming when you say like thought daughter, that means like destructive slut. This guy could just be like, happily married or happily with a gay guy.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (98:07)

This girl destructive slot is crazy, bro.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (98:09)

If destructive slut isn't your aim. Screen name right now, go fix that.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (98:13)

I think that was Charlie Sheen at one point. He was a destructive slut. That's the one example of a destructive.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (98:19)

Slutty Blue's new tour.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (98:24)

Destructive Slut. How have you guys had her on?

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (98:27)

Honestly, if. If, If I were. If it was like KFC Radio prime, we probably would have had by now Lily. The other one, Lily Phillips, has a. Literally a tour. It's called a. They call it dogging or dodging. What do they say over there over across the pond, they call sex, like dodging or dogging.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (98:44)

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (98:45)

So it says dodging seems like the opposite of sex.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (98:48)

I think there's some. Yeah, whatever. But it says like, Like Lily Phillips dogging tour. Wow. Like, it's like, you know, November 16, November 7. It was funny because it was.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (98:56)

Did I miss signups?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (98:57)

Yeah, I, I like registration. I don't know if it's genuinely. But I am curious, like, would I. I don't watch documentaries. I would watch a documentary involving the guys.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (99:09)

Yeah, that's gotta be a sketch. Somebody's got to make that sketch. You guys could do a bar stool version. Wrote 1.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (99:16)

1 when they. I. We had actually a funny sketch that we wrote.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (99:19)

Please do it and let me be one of the guys in the masks.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (99:22)

We had. Honestly, we. It was a sketch about how it was like, it was the. The joke was about how, like, they're all Airbnbs. So it's like a couple looking at an Airbnb and the host kind of like being like, so what are you guys gonna use it for? Yeah, some friends coming over to get together and. And the. The. The button at the end was like. It was actually dollar dogs. She's gonna bang a thousand dogs. So, like, dogs come running in.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (99:46)

Whoa.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (99:47)

And whoa. Some of the. Some of the actresses we had available here were like, I don't want.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (99:52)

That's. That's a different menu. That's not even.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (99:54)

But I was like. I kept being like, you're not dogs. You're acting as somebody dog. It's not a person who dogs. But everyone here was like, I can't let people.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (100:03)

When your IMDb has your first role as dog in the out of orders.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (100:07)

Dude, you're pretending you don't. Don't fucking the dogs.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (100:09)

Like, I'm not. That's not even on the menu. You can't even find that.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (100:13)

The dogs. I would stop you. Yeah, that's one of those special things you have to order off the menu, man. You know?

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (100:18)

You know that special thing in the back, the dogs.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (100:19)

I brought a leash. Do you have one?

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (100:23)

Her tour, though, it was like, November 12th, 13th, 14th, 15th, 17th, 18th. And they were like, on the 16th day, she rest.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (100:31)

Oh, Jesus, man.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (100:32)

They are the only thing I'll say about them, those two. They are committed to the call. Like, they are. They are about that life.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (100:40)

Sure.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (100:40)

You know, there's some people use sex shameless. Like.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (100:43)

Yeah, they.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (100:44)

They are, like, relentless.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (100:46)

Did I say that right? Ladies empowered.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (100:50)

I mean.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (100:50)

So, like, we'll be right back.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (100:54)

They just keep upping the ante, too. It's like, all right. I like a thousand guys. And it's like, I'm gonna like a thousand Barely Legal guys. And I'm gonna. It just keeps going.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (101:02)

It's pretty funny.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (101:03)

They have a new theme every week.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (101:04)

It's gonna get illegal at some point.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (101:07)

It should be right. Like. Like, like, if you. There's gotta be like. We were talking about the other day, Jackie with money, like, like, you're done. You don't get to keep fucking. You fucked 7,000 people, right? You're good.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (101:18)

How much is enough?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (101:19)

Yeah. You know how much we have to chemically castrate people once they bang? A couple thousand.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (101:26)

Right, Right.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (101:28)

They also are.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (101:28)

Are.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (101:29)

Are shameless in, like. Because they do these interviews and people are like, like, what would you say to, like, your future daughter? And they're like, I don't care.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (101:36)

Okay, well, to my future daughter. See if you can top it. Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (101:41)

Also curious to have a line because Ozzy's the host of show with us, and She, I think it was like her Instagram bio or something like that. But it was like, one day I'll be a grandma who's been gang banged. And I was like, God damn.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (101:52)

Grandma. What?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (101:53)

Grandma who's been gang banged.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (101:54)

Geez. Yeah. Who are those guys? She might die.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (101:59)

No, no, no, no.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (102:00)

She's been gang banged and one day she'll be a grandma.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (102:06)

I'm trying to. I'm trying to manage her. I'm trying to help. What's the future?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (102:09)

Look, last week she'll die. Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (102:14)

Grandma tried to a thousand guys in England. She died.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (102:17)

There probably are like sex scenes where the guy has to be the one to be like, no.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (102:22)

You think so?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (102:23)

Just like, if it gets to. I don't know, maybe not. I'm just thinking about these people. I. I would have thought at some point a guy was like, I'm not gonna be number thousand.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (102:31)

How much stuff are you stepping over?

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (102:33)

She said in one of those interviews that she was like. Because I can't remember who it was. Some podcast asked about like, the last guy. And she was like, the last.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (102:40)

They love. Oh, that's the name of the documentary. The Last Guy.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (102:46)

The Last Dance.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (102:47)

Maybe that's the only one they follow. Yeah, yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (102:51)

Personally of the gang bank.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (102:54)

You don't want to that way. Don't that way break.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (103:00)

She said though, that she's like, everyone always asks about the last guy. Like it's a bad thing. And she's like, the last guy loves it. Which checks out, that if you're doing that, you're probably into all this.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (103:09)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (103:09)

So it's like, to us, that seems.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (103:11)

Like they probably check with that guy. Like he's in an airplane emergency seat.

Female co-host or guest (103:14)

Like, are you ready to help?

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (103:15)

Are you sure you're ready to responsibility? Yeah, man, you gotta help. Help if we need you. And he's go, yeah, yeah, sure. Yeah, sure.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (103:24)

The thing about those guys that's so fascinating and baffling to me is like, there's so many steps before you do it. Like, if you're just like drunk and some girls, like, comes on to you and you're like, I can't. I just. That girl, like, it just happened. This is like you saw an ad in the newspaper. You, like circled it on your calendar. You had to like, go get an STD test. You had to show up a lot of plan, get in line, put your mask on. And then it's like, you could have said this is a bad idea about a thousand times.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (103:52)

You have a lot of outs.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (103:53)

Yeah, yeah, I've I have a lot of times in my life where I'm like, I wish I didn't have sex. But, like, it's always. It's always like.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (104:01)

Like, you go after 900 other guys.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (104:04)

Yeah, right. Like, and it's been like. Like, the girl is undoing my belt buckle. I'm like, is it bad?

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (104:08)

I'm hot, committed.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (104:09)

But, like, I'm here. Like, I. There are plenty of times to go. Go. Ah, I hit a red light. I'm gonna turn around today. You know, like, when you're going to the gym and you're like, ah, it's raining. I'm not gonna work out today. Like, there's.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (104:19)

How do you not have any of those? Like, oh, you know, my stomach kind of hurts today. I'm not gonna do the gang bang. Just any out and you're still like, nah, I gotta be in there.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (104:26)

Yeah, that's.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (104:27)

You know, you are a sex addict.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (104:29)

It's like, I would like the guy, though, that makes it through all the hoops and then it does rain, and then he's like, I don't feel like it. That was the one thing. Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (104:39)

Like, I left the oven on. I gotta go. Oh, God.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (104:43)

I didn't know you.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (104:45)

Cortez is here.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (104:46)

You wore. You wore Adidas socks with Nike sneakers.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (104:48)

I can't.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (104:49)

I can't possibly do it.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (104:50)

Yeah, man.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (104:52)

We had a guy here, Jack Mack, who. One of the craziest takes of all time on Bonnie Blue. He was like, the craziest thing about Bonnie Blue is that, like, despite her being a destructive, she is beautiful. Like, a true one of one beauty. And everyone did exactly that. It's like the girl who's looks like she's like 40, she's 25.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (105:12)

She's not. I'm not saying she's an ugly person. No. I don't know if I'd say she's.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (105:15)

I wouldn't say she's like the victorious Troy.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (105:17)

Yeah.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (105:18)

She's not one of one for that.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (105:20)

You know what's even crazier? They're from the same town. Body Blue and Lily Phillips are from, like, Nottingham, England town. There's another one. There's a third one who's.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (105:31)

Yeah, it's calm. That's like how Sidney Crosby, Nathan McKinley and Brad Marchand are all from Nova Scotia. There you go. The Goats.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (105:39)

The gr.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (105:39)

Wow. Three grays from the same town. That's crazy.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (105:42)

I've probably all scored a thousand goals.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (105:44)

Yeah.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (105:46)

Yeah. With sticks.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (105:50)

Well done. That's why he's the comedian, folks.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (105:53)

He's got it.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (105:54)

But again, yeah. Those guys, it's like, again, folks, we have the power. Okay? If they all. If everyone said no, imagine that.

Female co-host or guest (106:01)

That.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (106:03)

None of them were there and nobody was there.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (106:05)

Oh, it would crush her.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (106:06)

Dude, I've showed up to shows where I only sold eight tickets, but I wasn't expecting a thousand. You know, I've said this to people, dude. If Kim Kardashian posted something on Instagram, I know there's bots. I know she's gonna get some numbers. But if all of us agreed to band together, like Braveheart, just hold. Just don't like it. You don't touch it. She's gonna have a mental break. She would crumble. She's gonna. Britney Spears.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (106:31)

It's like what. Exactly what we were saying about sports.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (106:33)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (106:34)

If you got the fan base to not show up, dude, you could change this.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (106:37)

Falcons run out, three guys in the stands.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (106:39)

Yeah.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (106:39)

And they all just. Bonnie blue. Yeah. We still showed up, man.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (106:46)

There was a John Henry who owns the Red Sox and the Penguins. Actually. He had recently bought Liverpool.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (106:53)

This is.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (106:53)

Is 20 years ago.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (106:54)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (106:54)

And they were going to raise ticket prices on Liverpool, which is a working class town in London, in England. And like the entire stadium left at half.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (107:03)

Love that.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (107:04)

Which, like even, I think even more dramatic than not showing up.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (107:07)

Like you can walk out of a movie. I've had people walk out of my shows, dude. The game. A lady very famously do that.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (107:13)

Just a month ago, the game was like happening. Like, like the kid players are playing. Everyone is getting up, leaving.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (107:18)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (107:18)

Like the next. Next day they're like, never mind. We're not raising tickets.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (107:21)

It's got to be en masse, though. Like. Like a whole section of the stadium get up at the same time and bail. Even the booze, dude. Because guys can handle booze, right.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (107:30)

They're used to that empty silence.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (107:32)

We don't care the problem. Don't care anymore.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (107:34)

Always like a family.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (107:36)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (107:36)

Who's like, I, you know, I. I like saved up for this. It's like a family event.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (107:41)

We're going good one family. Stay with the kid crying.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (107:45)

Yeah, he's crying. Yes.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (107:46)

He's like everyone's gone.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (107:47)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (107:48)

You know, but the, like the especially. Maybe it's a New York thing because it happened with the Knicks too. The Knicks were so bad for like 15 years and they really didn't do anything differently because the Garden sells out every night.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (107:58)

It is the guard.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (107:59)

Because there's, you know, corporate people and. And family outings and where it's Just like I'm gonna go see the worst team of all time, but I get to say that I went to Madison Square Garden.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (108:06)

They're almost a little trapped there because it is the Garden. So they are going to sell their own tickets.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (108:10)

Right.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (108:10)

So we, on the other hand, need to wake the up. We don't have a Garden, you know, that everyone wants to go to. Like that, you know, so in Atlanta, leave the games. People get out of there. Man, I would love to.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (108:21)

I mean, watching like Woody Johnson crumble would be amazing. You'd be like, what do you mean no one showed up?

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (108:26)

It's like, yeah, we'll have these like empty seats. We'll have these spurts that give you hope. Like, Atlanta's full of hope. By the way, the Braves did win the World Series and we're riding that for 25 years. Shout out to the Braves. That was awesome. But yeah, as far as the Falcons go, we. We get these pockets of. I think people forget we beat Philly in Philly last year with Kirk Cousins. By the way, do you remember this?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (108:48)

Absolutely.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (108:48)

Forget that.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (108:49)

Does anyone remember this?

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (108:50)

No, no.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (108:50)

We beat. We were like four and two after that. Red hot. It was in Philly. We went in there one on a last minute drive. Kirk Cousins is swag. Surfing with a thousand black people. Oh, like the weekend and this, the city was on fire. We're like, the Falcons are back. And then he got the yips and he threw like nine picks in three games. And we just fell apart.

Female co-host or guest (109:10)

Start.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (109:10)

We beat the Bills this year. Bijan Robinson took off for a sick like 80 yard run. We beat Josh Allen and them. We were like four and two again. Something. And then once again now we've lost like three straight this year though.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (109:22)

Like it was. I know going to the game this past weekend, I was talking to my brother. It was like we were both like, they're good. They're not. It's not a cakewalk.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (109:29)

Yeah, I know that Atlanta's like hallmark.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (109:33)

Yeah, but that hurts more. That's what I'm saying.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (109:34)

The playoffs for like 15 straight years. Yeah, they were like the four seed, six seed, something like that every time. And they were just like a first round exit every time.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (109:42)

I will give us the one that hurts the most was when it was the COVID Well, it was when the Bucks won with Giannis. They beat the Suns.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (109:51)

Yes.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (109:51)

We were playing the Bucks in the conference finals. Giannis hyperextends.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (109:55)

Yeah, that was the Trey. Trey Young and them.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (109:57)

Or. Yeah, Trey Young. Do you know how he rolled his ankle. It was on a referee on his foot. Referee's running. I don't know, man. I'm a little conspiracy on that one.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (110:07)

Anything's.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (110:07)

Everything's on that happening. I mean, has that happened to another star since star player? Like, yeah, we. We had the series and I think we would have beat the Suns six. They lost. I think the first two.

Jet Ski (110:19)

Yeah.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (110:20)

And then like, oh, we just got to do this. And then they won four in a row.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (110:22)

That was the. That was. I specifically remember because. Because Trey Young was like. Is like a villain here in New York. So we were.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (110:28)

Oh, that was such a fun run, man. No offense, but I'm fine with it.

Marty Moshen (110:32)

Also though, because it's.

Female co-host or guest (110:33)

It.

Marty Moshen (110:33)

It.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (110:33)

It wasn't sustained at all. You know what I mean?

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (110:35)

It was like.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (110:35)

It's all like.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (110:36)

But that was such a fun time. I mean, that's. That's our Atlanta hope.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (110:39)

Right? Right.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (110:39)

Trey Young. It's quiet here. That was cocky Ben. Ben Simmons falling apart and then the Spider man guy. Did you ever. I'm sure you guys saw that video. The man on the street.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (110:49)

I know him, but I don't know what happened.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (110:50)

Well, he's just putting a mic in. In Nick's fans faces and they were just collapsing emotionally. It was great.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (110:56)

I remember specifically when they. When the Bucks beat them. Them being like, that's it for the Hawks. Like, that's not a team.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (111:02)

Yeah.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (111:03)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (111:03)

They're not going to be right back.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (111:05)

Well, now Trey's hurts. We don't know where that's going to go. Fortunately, he's okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (111:10)

The Bucks versus the.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (111:11)

That was our window.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (111:11)

Somebody's franchise is changing.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (111:13)

That was our window, I think.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (111:14)

And now it is slammed shot.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (111:16)

Yeah, but. But that. That kind of bad luck happens. I'll give us that. And Trey Young's. Okay. Shout out to Trey, man. Big Trey fan.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (111:21)

I hate Trey.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (111:23)

I know someone describe his hair once has. It looks like a lollipop that rolled under the bed and it's one.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (111:29)

Yeah, that was in one of the Spider Man. They were going after his hairline. All that.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (111:33)

That's what I was like, just shave your head, bro.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (111:35)

Or.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (111:35)

Or go to Turkey. There was one guy, Jalen Brown had another incident.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (111:38)

No, he got.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (111:39)

There's two rubbed off on another guy last night. It's like, stop doing the spray, dude.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (111:43)

Does he just not care?

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (111:44)

Oh, I think he also. He leaned into it. So I'm actually confused because after the first one, he did a live stream where he was going to shave his head.

Jet Ski (111:52)

Okay.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (111:53)

And so we, like, they did a whole, like, I was a several hour stream. They were talking about, should I fly to Turkey? And he was having his boys, like, analyze his hair. So I was like, okay.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (112:01)

So he was acknowledging it and having fun with it.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (112:03)

So it almost makes me think he did it again. Like, let's. Because, I mean, how would you. How could you do that again?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (112:07)

Yeah.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (112:08)

If he just wants the attention.

Jet Ski (112:09)

Yes.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (112:10)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (112:10)

Yeah, that. But. But the Atlanta is. Is almost worse in a way of like.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (112:19)

Because we think. We think we have a chance.

Female co-host or guest (112:20)

Yeah.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (112:21)

They're very good at making us think we have a shot.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (112:23)

Yeah.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (112:23)

Every year.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (112:24)

But the, like, I was saying this the other day on the show when the jets had, like, Justin Fields get hurt. And jets fans were like, oh, the season's in trouble now.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (112:32)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (112:32)

And like, looking at that from the outside, like, the season was in trouble long time. A while ago.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (112:37)

And I feel like that the franchise is in trouble.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (112:40)

Yeah. It has been for a long time. I feel like it.

Marty Moshen (112:42)

Once you.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (112:42)

I feel like once you've seen a Super bowl or a championship team, you at least have a general idea of, like, what that feels like.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (112:49)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (112:49)

And that ain't it. And you just know, like, I've known for the last three years with the Pats or four years, whatever it's been. I'm like, listen, jets are about to.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (112:57)

Do their own invincible movie. Just do open tryouts, get Mark Wahlberg.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (113:03)

Any worse. And then the saddest thing is Breece hall did not get traded. And, like, because I was the other guy of value.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (113:10)

Okay.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (113:11)

If you're the guy who doesn't get traded, that sucks.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (113:13)

No, you're stuck.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (113:14)

Yeah.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (113:14)

You're stuck on the ship.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (113:15)

All your boys going to be texting you, like, dude, I'm seven and two now.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (113:18)

That's got to be a fun feeling when you get traded to a good team. Finally.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (113:21)

Hog team to a good team.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (113:22)

Yeah. Because it's all fit. I mean, again, the. The quarterback for the Colts now. What's his name again? Daniel Jones. Yeah. It's like NBA is the same thing. They'll be bench warmers. They get traded to, like, the spurs. And now Popovich knows how to make this guy 17. Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (113:34)

I actually was wondering that recently with football because it's such a copycat league. League where it's become clear that, like, when you move on from a player in two years or move on from a quarterback in two years, you weren't definitively right. He might be good on his neck. Like, it might take a Quarterback a few years to, like, with Sam Darnold, Geno Smith.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (113:51)

Sure.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (113:52)

Daniel Jones.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (113:53)

It's just New York franchises, and sometimes.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (113:55)

A new start just gives you the confidence back, probably. Yeah, bro.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (113:59)

I. I always.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (114:00)

Anytime we talk about this, I, like, break it down to a regular life level.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (114:04)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (114:05)

Like, if you were working, you moved from Atlanta to. To Austin. Like, it's going to be different for you now, and it's probably better or maybe worse, but moving, changing, like, physically moving somewhere or getting new teammates or a new coach is like, of course it's going to be different.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (114:19)

I am the Daniel Jones of the mothership. Thank you for saying that. Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (114:24)

I mean, that. That almost feels like, like, the minute that. That someone called him Indiana Jones, it's like, okay, this is going to work.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (114:30)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (114:31)

These are things that have nothing to do with X's and O's, but it's like, my name's Daniel Jones. In India, I'm Indiana Jones.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (114:36)

You're immediately accepted. You know, they got trust in you. They know you can throw the ball.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (114:40)

Huge thing, too, is like. Like, Sam Darnold's a perfect example. Like, when we drafted him, I was.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (114:44)

Like, yeah, let's go.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (114:45)

He's the man. I was like, we had a little bit of a friendship at barstool. And, like. And then he's bad enough that you're like, all right, like, this. This sucks. And you have to be honest about it. And the fans don't, like, hate you as a person, but they're certainly not supporting you. And.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (114:57)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (114:57)

And then all of a sudden, you just go somewhere where they are, and.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (115:00)

Dude, it's just like, that's all the.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (115:02)

Difference in the world.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (115:02)

Do you remember the video of Daniel Jones at the end of last season? Leaving the Met, leaving the Meadowlands?

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (115:08)

No.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (115:09)

It was like someone was waiting for him to leave to, like, leave the game. Like, there weren't fans, no one was around. Someone was waiting for him and was just filming him. And it was just Daniel Jones was walking out, going to his car, whatever, and it was so mean. Like, it was because there was no one there. So it's just one guy following him. You fucking suck. You fucking loser. Fuck. I forget exactly, exactly what it was, but I just remember being like, God, that was way over the line.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (115:33)

Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (115:33)

And to go from that to, like, being embraced. Now I'm like the king of Indiana.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (115:37)

Like Pat McAfee and be like, yeah, come on in. Danny Dimes.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (115:40)

I was.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (115:40)

Nobody done that to Bonnie Blue.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (115:43)

Yeah, maybe you should, bro.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (115:45)

Guy number 500 that just didn't like the lay. That sucked. I didn't get enough time. I've never come that fast. Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (115:54)

No, you know, we. Now I need is like Bonnie Blue, Matt Khalil collab. Oh, be like, I'll take it.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (116:01)

Yeah, man. That's 500 right there.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (116:04)

Yeah.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (116:05)

Of damage, right? Is that what it's called? Damage.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (116:09)

Damage to the destructive slots.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (116:13)

Yeah, man.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (116:14)

All right, bro. So you're doing Fallon. You're in Austin. So do you get to go up regularly at the Mothership? Or is that like. Yeah, invite only. Like, you just have a regular spot, sort of. Or.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (116:23)

Yeah, it always depends on the schedule, but you kind of give them your avails, and then they work with you based on when they have availability. But I'm. I'm happy with my. My amount of spots right now. Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (116:33)

So now we just. Now we just wait for Rogan.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (116:36)

I mean, once the call comes in.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (116:38)

You text him for me, man. No, he's very cool. I was on another podcast yesterday saying he, like, shakes my hand in the green room. It's very cool of him to do that.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (116:45)

I'm really not even kidding that, like, you know, I mean, listen, there's every chance in the world you never go on the Joe Rogan show, but I think there's a chance that you do just because comedy gives you kind of this inside track. You're in Austin. You also seems like you know how to, like, act right, where you're not going to, like.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (116:57)

I'm a very speak when spoken to. I think that's.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (117:00)

I think, you know, from what I.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (117:01)

Gather, he's that kind of guy where, like, if you're asking to go on a show or trying to go on a show, you ain't doing it, you know?

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (117:07)

No, I would never do that. You got to me, you got to prove it on stage. Which I think also helps me because I think when I do speak, when spoken to, sometimes it creeps people out because I just kind of look like a vampire in the corner of the room, you know, and they're all having fun, and I'm just kind of hanging, you know? But I like listening to some of the cool stories. Dude, he's got cool stories from, like, decades ago about very famous people and comedians.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (117:27)

Yeah, you can learn.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (117:28)

Who am I to step in and interrupt this cool as shit story? Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (117:33)

Because too many people do interrupt or, like, think that their stories.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (117:36)

But, you know, you never want to be that guy. You know, I'd rather be the quiet guy.

Jet Ski (117:40)

Then.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (117:40)

Then, like, I'm Interrupting your story and jumping in where I'm not. Well, you know what I mean?

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (117:44)

Yeah. To think you have a cooler thing to say than this awesome Sam Kinison story or something, you know? Yeah. So it's very. I'm very. Just speak when spoken to and do my job when I'm on stage, you know.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (117:54)

Damn, brother.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (117:55)

So that's. That's what got me this far.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (117:56)

I was gonna say that's, you know, beyond just the Rogan talk.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (117:59)

That's.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (117:59)

That's what gets you wherever you're going, is just. Yeah, head down, do your job.

Female co-host or guest (118:02)

So.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (118:03)

Yeah, but I. I really like the club. I really like the fit out there again, fresh start kind of thing. And I had no problems with Atlanta. It wasn't like that, but just felt. I just want to be where the action is.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (118:12)

I also feel like if you. If you. I think everybody should kind of move around a little bit, like.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (118:17)

Sure. If you have like a family, different cities. I always like coming up here, afford to live here. Yeah.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (118:21)

Cuz it.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (118:22)

But it just changes.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (118:23)

Not yet.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (118:24)

Yeah, it's coming.

Marty Moshen (118:25)

It's coming.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (118:26)

Hear that, Jimmy?

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (118:27)

After that, let's go.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (118:30)

No, no. Thank you for the spot, though.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (118:33)

All right, brother. Good. We appreciate it, man.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (118:35)

Dude, this was awesome.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (118:36)

Dude. Thank you very much. Pleasure as worth to the phrase destructive sluts, man. The last man.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (118:43)

That's the. That's the title.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (118:44)

Should be your next.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (118:45)

That's the title of the doc.

Kevin Clancy (KFC) (118:46)

That's the doc.

Barstool Host (likely KFC or co-host) (118:47)

Thank you, brother.

Comedian guest (possibly Nick Murphy) (118:48)

Thanks, guys.