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Kevin Clancy
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Francis Ellis
90% of the interactions I've had with Dave have been because there is a catastrophe. Like, I routinely delete my text with Dave because when I have to text him, I don't want to see that. The last text was like, we need to talk. Are you sitting down?
Kevin Clancy
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Kevin Clancy
Yeah, you give him the broken one.
Jackie
What? No, no, no, because this one's about.
Kevin Clancy
I got like go say that. That you have to. No, no, we have a broken chair that we're waiting till.
Francis Ellis
Like this.
John Feidelberg
Thanks, bud. You look great.
Francis Ellis
You look like you're going to teach me. Teach me poetry, bro.
Kevin Clancy
That's your gig.
Francis Ellis
I know. I just taught Gina how to treat a snake bite if he's ever bitten by a snake.
Kevin Clancy
Do you know that or you research it up?
John Feidelberg
Okay.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah. So at this point, you're. You're. You're.
Francis Ellis
You're. Yeah, most of the things I have to do. A quick 30 minute kind of.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah, it is. It is impressive how much you know, though.
Francis Ellis
Thank you. I stick to the things I know.
Kevin Clancy
Well. Yeah, but. But, like, just like math and that. Most people forget. I mean, Right.
Francis Ellis
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
But do you think you would know that if you weren't tutoring?
Francis Ellis
You think, like, all the, like, just geometry stuff? More like algebra 2 stuff. And probably wouldn't have remembered it, but I tutored it for years.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Francis Ellis
So I just got fluent in it again.
Kevin Clancy
What were. You got good grades in school?
Francis Ellis
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
Like, so. I mean, it takes a lot to be like, I'm going to be a tutor. Like, I know this. Like, I can teach.
Francis Ellis
I was tutoring middle school, you know.
Kevin Clancy
I don't mean feidalberg couldn't tutor middle schoolers.
John Feidelberg
I was not allowed to.
Francis Ellis
You could. You guys could all tutor.
Kevin Clancy
Keep talking. Keep talking. We started going, so.
Francis Ellis
Okay, cool.
John Feidelberg
Sorry.
Francis Ellis
No, that's okay.
Kevin Clancy
You used to make money doing that. Good money.
Francis Ellis
Very good money.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Francis Ellis
Yeah. I got.
Kevin Clancy
Did you stop because it got weird?
Francis Ellis
No, I got stopped because I got hired at Barstool.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Jackie
Tutored one of my friends.
Francis Ellis
I tutored one of your friends. That's right. He became, like, a very important person in my life. Yeah, I moved it. That was my first year in New York. I was living with buddies. I was working at an agency. And then I met this family through my aunt. She recommended me to them, and they had two boys and a single dad, and I started tutoring them. And then he asked if I wanted to move into their extra. They had a spare bedroom in exchange, like, free room and board. And then tutoring the boys for free. But also, like, he would go on business trips, and I would stay and just manny a little bit. And I moved in with them. Whoa.
Jackie
Yeah.
Francis Ellis
Yeah. But they do. The. The older. The older son at the time, they were, like, I don't know, 13 and 11. But I became so close with this family that the older son officiated my wedding.
Kevin Clancy
Oh, wow.
Francis Ellis
And they were both groomsmen.
Kevin Clancy
Holy shit.
Francis Ellis
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
That's some story.
Francis Ellis
They're like my brothers at this point. Yeah.
John Feidelberg
And they're your friends?
Jackie
Well, Dean is. I went to USC with him. You Were the first person technically I met at Barstool because like when I applied he was like, oh, I know someone from barstool. And then FaceTimed you. I mean it was over FaceTime. We FaceTime and then we FaceTimed before.
Kevin Clancy
And I was like, pretty memorable, huh?
Jackie
And you were kind of like, what? What up?
Francis Ellis
Like, why were you guys at like a party?
Jackie
Yeah, I was like really shit faced.
Francis Ellis
I just applied.
Jackie
You probably like fog.
Francis Ellis
Yeah, I would have been. I mean if, if you'd been in like a, you know, meeting room and with zoomed or something, I would have taken it serious.
Jackie
Probably like 12 our time.
Francis Ellis
So it was probably like 3am Exactly.
John Feidelberg
When you want to FaceTime someone, you're like potential.
Kevin Clancy
My dad was trying to tutor recently just as like something to do kind of in retirement and whatever, whatever school or whatever he was doing it through. Started out just like SAT stuff because he's like good at math. And then they started sending him like special needs people and he was like, I'm out. Like, I'm not qualified for this.
Francis Ellis
That requires training.
Kevin Clancy
He's like, I'm just trying to kill some time to get out of the house for my wife. I don't know. I'm not qualified for this right here, dude.
John Feidelberg
My. My mom wanted to adopt a kid recently. Yeah. And my dad was like, oh no, dude.
Kevin Clancy
That is a literal nightmare for like a 60 something year old dad who's. Who's done, he's finished. It's like we're just going to press the reset button with a kid that's not even really ours.
John Feidelberg
I was like, well, you want to adopt a kid? My dad was like, like the kids just got out of the house. That is.
Jackie
What kind of kid did he want to adopt?
Kevin Clancy
A human one.
Jackie
Like, but like, like a little baby.
John Feidelberg
Or like a young kid for sure.
Kevin Clancy
Oh my God.
John Feidelberg
I believe, I believe Asian was thrown out there.
Kevin Clancy
Little Asian baby. Yeah, that's usually what it is, right? I have those.
John Feidelberg
Imagine I just showed up with like a Chinese brother. It would be pretty awesome. But yo, this my brother. You can't talk yet.
Kevin Clancy
30 years older than him. What did you think of the jokes Nikki cut from the Golden Globes?
Francis Ellis
I did not see them.
Kevin Clancy
They're fucking hilarious.
John Feidelberg
I thought most of them were good cuts. You think like, like, like the Joker 2 1. Nothing.
Kevin Clancy
Obviously she should have gone for some groans. I would have liked them. Yeah, pull them up here.
John Feidelberg
The.
Kevin Clancy
I just thought the Kate Winslet one is money.
John Feidelberg
I don't know if I saw that.
Kevin Clancy
One Said Kate Winslet's, like, a lot like cocaine.
Francis Ellis
She's white.
Kevin Clancy
She's always around Leonardo DiCaprio, and I'll be looking for her at the. At the after party. That's a.
John Feidelberg
That's a great joke.
Kevin Clancy
That should have been in there. I agree. The other ones were pretty dark, and.
John Feidelberg
I wouldn't even think. I was even thinking darkness. I was just thinking, like, they weren't. That.
Kevin Clancy
They weren't.
John Feidelberg
They weren't to a level.
Kevin Clancy
They're pretty funny.
John Feidelberg
That one that didn't say. They were unfunny, but, like, the. She was so good. The. The Glenn Powell one. Who. Who would have thought you'd be the second hottest hitman this year? That's a great.
Kevin Clancy
That's a great joke.
John Feidelberg
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
Adrian Brody would go back in time and thank baby Hitler for his career. That's a great joke. These are all great jokes.
Francis Ellis
Yeah, that's great. And then she didn't say these.
Kevin Clancy
These. She cut these. And then she went on Howard the morning after, and she said, here. That's. I think she does that with Howard a lot. She talks about what she does not say in the roast.
John Feidelberg
The.
Kevin Clancy
And the.
John Feidelberg
The.
Kevin Clancy
The Baldwin one. I understand why she quote, cut. But that would have been the best.
John Feidelberg
Because the whole room.
Kevin Clancy
It was. The whole room would have been silent.
John Feidelberg
Yeah. Oh. Oh, you know what the other one I liked is? Everyone enjoyed tonight. This will be the last time we're in a room together. This will be the last time you're all in a room together until Diddy's trial. Oh.
Francis Ellis
And then she said the baby oil. But we're going to go to. And what's the Italian actor's name? She had that thing where she was, like, in. Where it's all going to be olive oil.
Kevin Clancy
Oh, yeah, yeah. Stanley Gucci. Yes. Yes.
Francis Ellis
Thought that was great.
Kevin Clancy
She killed it. She murdered.
Francis Ellis
Yeah.
John Feidelberg
When someone just says Italian, I think of an Italian person. When you say something derogatory, I think Italian American. So when you Was that Italian actor's name, and I was like, I don't. Oh, st. We hate Italians.
Kevin Clancy
I. I can't think of a more. Like, I was saying, like, she. She. But after the roast and then this, I feel like she just has, like, blank check territory where, like, it's. There's. There's levels to making it. Nikki Glazer has been successful for a long time now, but, like, yeah, it's now a whole new level as a comic. I'd imagine that's like, the pinnacle, right?
Francis Ellis
I. I think so. I Mean, she's. You know, it's weird that like the industry all of a sudden thinks it's discovered her.
John Feidelberg
Yeah, that's.
Kevin Clancy
That's how go. Like, you know, when I was watching reading these articles, I was like, like, learn who Nikki Glazer is. I'm like, you gotta be literally under a rock to not know like anything at this point.
John Feidelberg
Like the, like Columbus discovering America. We knew we here.
Francis Ellis
But.
Kevin Clancy
But it's also. Yeah, it would almost be though, if Columbus came over. Well, I was going to say. And there was like a thriving like people and then there was.
John Feidelberg
Yeah, you're right.
Kevin Clancy
You nailed it. You nailed it.
John Feidelberg
Look what we found. No, I don't about this for a long time.
Francis Ellis
Yeah. I think what's good about this moment for her is that she's poised to not falter in this new spotlight. Right.
Kevin Clancy
Oh, she's made for this.
Francis Ellis
There's a lot of people who do blow up astronomically overnight. And then as the lights shine brighter, people are like, oh, wait, they're not what I thought.
Kevin Clancy
They're not that good. Or they're not that good.
Francis Ellis
Nikki is going to just take this in stride, be like, yeah, I've been ready to. Where were you guys?
Kevin Clancy
I think the mere fact that how much she crushed it is already proved positive.
Francis Ellis
Yeah, she's not going.
Kevin Clancy
And she said it beforehand. She was like, I'm going to like now.
Francis Ellis
This is not going to phase her at all. That all of us.
Kevin Clancy
Well, that's the goal. That's the.
Francis Ellis
She is.
Kevin Clancy
That's the. The good side. I mean, you know, I'm sure when you're grinding for however many years, especially as a chick early on, chicks like her and Whitney who like when there was really no respect yet all that, it probably sucked. And if you ask her, you know, would you rather have a overnight astronomical like explosion? Probably like, yeah, I'll take that. But when you do it this way, it's like you're ready to go now.
Francis Ellis
Exactly.
Kevin Clancy
You know? Yeah, you got your.
Jackie
I also like that she's like, she's grateful and she makes trying hard cool. Like she'll admit, like, I worked on this for years and years and years and. Or not years and years and years. Months and months. Months. And like it pays off rather than just being like, like, I knew I could do it.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah. So naturally talented. It's like. No, it takes. Takes work. How. How I feel like boy dad is. Is actually first. Let's talk about Survivor.
Francis Ellis
Sure.
Kevin Clancy
You were in surviving you. So you really walked in on m Jurgenov.
Francis Ellis
Yeah, that was real. Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
Cuz I heard that and then I was like. I think that was like a Francis joke or something. He was cracking stick.
Francis Ellis
Okay, so this is what I saw. So you're welcome. What?
John Feidelberg
Say you're welcome. Greer.
Kevin Clancy
Greer wanted to hear about this.
Francis Ellis
Yeah, I. The. We had. We had a shared bathroom, his and hers, right. And I had an entrance and he had an entrance and it was down. You could look through one entrance, straight to his bed. And I. My door to the bathroom was closed, so I thought he might be in there. I had to go pee. I knock on the door. I don't hear anything. So I open my door. His door to the bathroom was wide open. And then he was on the bed. And what I saw was, I saw that his laptop was open. And then he was. And he was naked and he very hurriedly ripped the covers up to cover himself.
Kevin Clancy
Okay. That guy was jerking off.
Francis Ellis
Yeah. So I went, oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. And I then to give him privacy, I closed his door. Which, you know. Why is that open?
Kevin Clancy
Like there's so many whys. Yeah, like why are you doing it at all? If you're going to do it, why are you doing it? Like at like. What time is it?
Francis Ellis
Two in the after.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah, like middle of the day. That's crazy. And then if you're going to do it, close all the doors to the room and probably lock them.
John Feidelberg
Giving yourself a little afternoon delight in a house with the rest of the boys. What else are you guys doing?
Kevin Clancy
All right, 2pm We've been in here for 20, 36 hours doing nothing.
John Feidelberg
Let me ask you this. You were in the bathroom?
Francis Ellis
Yeah. Then, then, then I closed his door and started peeing and he was like, oh, that's okay because I was apologizing through the door. And then he turned on Pardon my take, which again, I'm pretty confident he like slammed his laptop shut. Which would mean that he then reopened the laptop and then put in listen to part my take to like retroactively convince me that that's what was going on. What was going on?
Kevin Clancy
I was naked listening to Dan and pft.
John Feidelberg
Dan and PFC are always like always. They're always making noises like that.
Francis Ellis
For what it's worth, I guarantee you that he is not the first employee to jerk off to. Pardon my take. There are definitely some weirdos here. Meek Mill comes to mind. Meek Phil, whatever, who have probably done that. But that said, I did the fastest two minutes. I spoke to. I spoke to Mincey about it and you know, he, he Was like, I was getting ready to shower. That's not what happened. He may be right. You know, the way it presented, I was like, this is exactly what's happened.
John Feidelberg
You're an adult man laying in bed naked. There's one of two reasons there was no woman in the room. So it seems like it was the other reason.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Francis Ellis
Yeah.
John Feidelberg
Oh, but like. So you're saying one of the questions I was going to ask you is being in the bathroom. Was it a room that was just showered in? Because then that would explain the nakedness. Because if you're getting naked.
Francis Ellis
He said he was getting ready to.
John Feidelberg
Shower and then decided to lay back down and dry.
Francis Ellis
Theoretically, he's in the bed with his laptop.
Kevin Clancy
He get, you know, off track and maybe. Yeah, I don't know. I'm trying to throw him a bone here.
John Feidelberg
But I, I was just. Again, this is just for my. From my personal library of images.
Kevin Clancy
Like he was. Last episode. He was, he was like. We were talking about if you walk in on it from head on that you might not even like see his face or his dick because it was belly. Like he had a whole vision.
John Feidelberg
But like again, to paint the picture for myself, like, whether or not he was. He got naked for that act matters. If you're just like, time to jerk off. I got to get all my clothes.
Francis Ellis
Yes.
John Feidelberg
Okay.
Kevin Clancy
That's a different thing. If you're getting the shower, particularly when.
John Feidelberg
You'Re jerking off in the house with a bunch of guys. Like, that's like a fucking. That's a. That's a hit and run. Like we're, we're.
Kevin Clancy
That's a business transaction. You're not making love to yourself. That's like going, we're in, we're out. You're putting the pipes in your.
John Feidelberg
Yeah, you're taking off the clothes. You're like, I can only masturbate one way and that's totally naked. That makes a lot fire at 2:00pm yeah.
Kevin Clancy
Lunchtime, dude.
Francis Ellis
So, you know, sure, I can give Mincy the benefit of the doubt. I think the. By virtue of the fact that he did leave his door open, that to me feels maybe that he was showering or whatever.
Kevin Clancy
Except it's Miny.
Francis Ellis
There you go.
Kevin Clancy
That's the thing.
Francis Ellis
Nothing.
Kevin Clancy
You a normal person, it'd be like, oh, you would never do that. But like normal rules. It's like, I don't know, maybe Minsy just. I didn't look at the door, fellas. Like, it just. That's entirely on the table.
John Feidelberg
I was overcome with horniness. Boys. Yeah, yeah.
Kevin Clancy
So you were in the house. When did you get voted out?
Francis Ellis
I think I was 13th or 14th. So I was like the third or third member of the Journey. So it was Clemmer then, then Wit and then me.
Kevin Clancy
That's a, that's a squad.
Francis Ellis
So I was the third person. Oh, excuse me. Yeah. Mincy, Clemmer, Wit, Me, then Roan and then, and so then it started getting really fun.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah. Because then you have like that should have been its own reality show, to be honest.
Francis Ellis
I know.
Kevin Clancy
We should have filmed that separately.
Francis Ellis
So much fun in the house because we were like, not me so much. I don't feel like I have the power to do this. But some of the bigger, you know, contributors to the company were just like, I'm fucking punishing barstool for getting me out. Company card. We're getting, you know, ordering like sushi and fucking ice cream. Just, you know, I'm getting my 250,000 right here. Hammering budget for this show. We're still part of it. Like, you know, this is sponsored up the moon. So, you know, we were just having a ball. And we also like, we were able to watch the eliminations. So every time someone would get eliminated, we would, we would want people that we were rooting for to stay in the game. But then when we also had people we wanted in the house.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Francis Ellis
And so then it was like, who do we want next? Like, oh, well, we would love for Will. And like Will gets voted out. We're like, yeah. And every time someone would come through the door, we'd like clap and cheer and embrace them. Welcome, welcome. It's like, you know, welcoming your boys to heaven when they've died.
Kevin Clancy
You know, parties here. What's crazy is none of the girls, right? That house is just. Yeah, I, I, I remember thinking, I mean I wanted no part and seeing it now it seems pretty normal, but I was like, I would not want any part of playing this with the girls. Cuz I don't want to be on, I don't want to devote them. I don't want the backstab. But they, it seems to be pretty normal. But the fact that they all lasted as far as they have before. All, all you guys.
Francis Ellis
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
Patriarchy. See you later.
Francis Ellis
No, I know, we.
Jackie
Why didn't some of the first guys like Aryan White talk? Steve, why weren't they in?
Francis Ellis
Because the first eight people that were voted out were not part of the jury.
Kevin Clancy
The jury usually like only that many people. I think having a huge jury, I think it would be like, you could get so many votes per.
Francis Ellis
And also it's like a five with.
Kevin Clancy
That many people voting. Yeah.
Francis Ellis
Yes. You needed to be farther in the game, I think, to sort of like earn the right to have a say. We had all, you know, at that point, whatever. Some of the finalists, it's likely that one of the finalists will have had a hand in fucking you over or like trying to protect you, which might influence your votes. Whereas, like, the first five or 10 people out, it doesn't.
Jackie
It was just.
Francis Ellis
Yeah, she's kind of like.
Kevin Clancy
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Francis Ellis
Oh, yeah.
Kevin Clancy
Do you think that was coincidence?
Francis Ellis
I.
Kevin Clancy
People don't know.
Francis Ellis
I just.
Kevin Clancy
When Francis got voted out, like, minutes later, dude, as I understand, seven minutes later it went.
Francis Ellis
So this is how it went. I. My contract expired on September 15. I had been asking Dave for some weeks gently, like, look, you know, I'm not asking for a raise or anything. I just want to keep working here. Like, I hope that's okay.
Kevin Clancy
Can I keep coming to my job?
Francis Ellis
Yeah. And he had asked me to do Surviving, which was taping in the first week of October. So I was like, am I. I feel like I still work here. You're asking me to commit to a pretty gigantic project once my contract is expired. But nothing came before the show, so I went into the show floating in the wind, you know, just an at will employee with no real job security. And, you know, I think that I'm in a special place, too, where job security is something I take more seriously than a lot. I've been fired. I'm one of the few people who've been fired. And, you know, it's really important to me to have job security. So I went into the game and was just like, okay, yeah, I have no job security. I don't even.
Kevin Clancy
I'm gonna give the boss an idol. Yeah.
Francis Ellis
I'm just, like, floating here. And also, more importantly, I was like, I don't want to. I don't really want to cross Dave.
Kevin Clancy
So that was really in your mind.
Francis Ellis
While you're playing 100%.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah, it is. I mean, it is like, it just is. Naturally, it is a thing.
Francis Ellis
But with that said, I'm. I'm a bit of a mischief maker.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Francis Ellis
I tend to want chaos to make things happen.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Francis Ellis
And what they didn't show when I pitched to Roan that we should vote for Dave was that because we were like. He was like, let's just go along. They're telling us to vote for Mubi. Let's do it. And I was like, I'm kind of bored. I was like, I kind of want something to do. Something. Like, should. Shouldn't we do something?
Kevin Clancy
Well, I mean, the way the game is played out. I was saying this to the gang earlier. Like, it's only twice now, but it feels like more. It's like, vote that dude out first every time.
Francis Ellis
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
I don't want to hear that he's rich and no one's gonna vote for him in the end and all that. He has too much power. There's too many weird dynamics. He's too, like, good at this and can. Oh, like, he has too many people's back. Just vote him out first and none of this matters anymore.
Francis Ellis
Yeah. I mean, everything is so obvious in hindsight, but to that point in the first season, he did. He got voted out pretty early.
Kevin Clancy
He did, but not even for my, like, I mean, it. It should be like, everyone is just like, we'll vote this guy out. And then the chips fall where they may.
John Feidelberg
It's.
Kevin Clancy
It's like letting you know. It's like. It's like letting LeBron play. It's just like, no, just get him out, and then we can deal with It. You know what I mean?
Francis Ellis
Just. But it's. It's also one of those things where our team was pretty much coalescing around him and. And, yeah, you wanted to be in the in and not part of the out.
Kevin Clancy
It's easy to say because I remember in my season we were in different tribes. So I don't. I. Like, I probably would have pushed for it if I could have in the right time, but I also. If it was like, you'll be on the outs if you say that. I get it. It's. It's.
Francis Ellis
Fomenting a coup is terrifying.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Francis Ellis
And that's what.
Kevin Clancy
Get it. Right.
Francis Ellis
Like, it's what it would have been because, you know, it's like, you know, you're whispering to people that you don't know that well and being like, should we take Dave? And the likelihood that one of them will go to Dave and be like, these people are talking about taking you out is, I think, higher with someone like Dave than, you know, someone else. It's more likely that they will try to curry favor with Dave by letting him know people are talking about turning on him than someone else.
Kevin Clancy
Right.
Francis Ellis
So you don't end up. You're like, let's just play it safe.
Kevin Clancy
Well, John. John had a tweet about Rico because you giving your idol was at least a play.
Francis Ellis
Well, I also had. I also had tried to get Dave out. I had pitched the idea that we should vote him out.
Kevin Clancy
But also you giving. It was like a. I don't know. It wouldn't have worked.
Francis Ellis
And I knew I was cooked.
Kevin Clancy
Right. So it was a Hail Mary play.
Francis Ellis
Yeah.
Jackie
But did Ron come up with it first or you. When. You know how you guys had talked about, like, let's get Dave out.
Francis Ellis
I was. I said to Roan we should do it. And he agreed. He was like, cool, let's do it. And then he told me we need to turn movie.
Jackie
Yeah.
Francis Ellis
And he told me, don't tell Ria. And I did not take that to heart. I should have listened to that. Yeah. I thought we needed, like, four for some reason, and I thought I needed to go try to convince Rhea. And he was.
Kevin Clancy
By the way, though, I don't think you're convincing me, Movie because of all the aforementioned stuff.
Francis Ellis
Of course. So we. We weren't going to convince either of them.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Francis Ellis
And so we were both. No matter what, there was no way out. The only way that Roan or I survived past where we got out is if we had gone back earlier in the game, talked to wit yeah, we might have. Even if you went to those.
Kevin Clancy
Dave, let's go. I think you could have got something done.
Francis Ellis
Yeah, you need to, you needed to sniff it out so early. It would have needed to be. Probably go back to, like, Clemmer, maybe White Sox Dave, maybe even Arian. Go back to the beginning of the game. I don't know how far, because Clemmer. If I told Clemmer, like, dude, this is what's going to happen. We're all. And we need to get Dave out. Clemmer thought he was part of Dave's.
Kevin Clancy
That was funny.
Francis Ellis
So he would have gone to Dave and told him, and then we would have been fucked.
Kevin Clancy
Right, right, right.
Francis Ellis
So, you know, that's how dangerous it was.
Kevin Clancy
But John tweeted about Rico. Like, I, I, I don't think Rico realizes he's not actually in the Mafia.
John Feidelberg
Which is true a lot of times.
Kevin Clancy
But also it's this weird little blog Mafia. Like, it's not the Mafia. You don't have to. But everybody, like, if, if, if you went to Dave and said like, like, you can vote out Dave. It happens. Dave is, you can yell at Dave, you can talk about him. That's why he's always like, I don't know, like, they, they bend the knee to me, but I don't, I don't like, tell them they have to. I just behave in a way that everybody does. But so it's like he's not. If the game is not rigged, but the game is rigged because they're all. But not because Dave is like, telling you, you, you know, you have to.
Francis Ellis
Someone said, you know, this is why Dave shouldn't be in the game. And I'm like, this is exactly why Dave should be.
Kevin Clancy
Makes it interesting.
John Feidelberg
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
It sucks for the people in it, but for the viewers, he had, he.
John Feidelberg
Had one of my favorite lines in the show, and I forget exactly what episode it was. I've missed a few. But, like, he was walking upstairs and he was kind of like talking about how he's like, he's like, mad. He's still playing and he says something like, I got to get so and so out. He's like, he just goes, so I can get these people to give me back my money at the end of this.
Kevin Clancy
That's fun.
John Feidelberg
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
You don't get that dynamic without the boss.
John Feidelberg
The camera was just behind him and he was like. You could see from his face, like, someone can get these people to give me back my money.
Francis Ellis
It is such a strange dynamic to be in that game with Dave. And especially to be on his team.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Francis Ellis
Because my relationship with Dave is one for me of, like, respect, fear, and trying to limit my correspondence with him as much as possible.
Kevin Clancy
Stay off the radar.
Francis Ellis
I just don't. I'm not. I don't work with him. I don't have Content with Dave. So I don't want to rock the boat. 90% of the interactions I've had with Dave have been because there is a catastrophe. Like, I routinely delete my text with Dave because when I have to text him, I don't want to see that. The last text was like, we need to talk. Are you sitting down? I'm not even making any of this up. I've never had, like, a Happy birthday, Francis.
Kevin Clancy
And you never will, brother.
Francis Ellis
Hey, are you available for this on this day? It's like, we need to talk. Call me immediately. Do not pass go.
John Feidelberg
Dave's day's refusal to say Happy Birthday is. Is one of his more perplexing things. It's like, it's one thing, like, I'm not a big birthday guy. I don't like, you know, I'm not randomly texting people Happy birthday like that. But if I'm in a room with someone and someone goes, hey, do you know it's his birthday? Oh, shit. Happy birthday, man.
Kevin Clancy
It's like. It's like he doesn't believe in it. Like, to core, he's against birthday, which actually tracks. Like, that checks out. Like. Like. Like, I could just see him being like, you don't deserve anything for living. You know what I mean? Like, he's literally based on, like, meritocracy.
John Feidelberg
It's just conversation, man. Just keep normal, bro.
Kevin Clancy
That's so funny, dude. So I think there's. There's three l. There's three levels. To Dave, the best thing you can have is to be like. And there's very few people, but, like, anybody who he aligns with usually thinks that, like. Like, he's invested. I found them. Or I. You know, Alex Cooper's or even, like, the movie where it's like, I'm. I like you. I'm connected to you. Then there is. Stay off the radar. And then at 5 million notches lower is like, Rico, where it's like, I'm involved with him every day, but he doesn't respect me or like me and wants to make me the fool for content.
Francis Ellis
Yes.
Kevin Clancy
And so if you can't be the top one, just be the middle one where it's like, we don't even talk.
Francis Ellis
Yeah. Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
And then there's and then I guess so you're probably in between Rico and that where it's like, I have to talk to him because there's bad luck all the time for me. Yeah, you just have the worst luck.
Francis Ellis
I mean, you know, having to tell him, hey, just so you know, me trashing Fox News just leaked on a hot mic.
Kevin Clancy
Great one.
Francis Ellis
I don't know what's great. Like, I know.
Kevin Clancy
Great moment.
Francis Ellis
I forgot about Pretty tight with them over there.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
John Feidelberg
Did you talk to him about that?
Francis Ellis
Yeah, I had to. I had to tell him. But that was one where I was like. That was also not your fault, this one. Well, it kind of is, you know.
Kevin Clancy
But like, you know, that's.
Francis Ellis
Don't have that conversation when there's a microphone on your body no matter what.
Kevin Clancy
Sure.
Francis Ellis
I need to know better, but at the same time, you know, whatever. So those types of things. But what I was going to say is that to then be in this weird kind of curated environment where there's a very specific goal and there's rules and we're sleeping in a barracks together, you know, we all moved our mattresses. But like you're waking up, you're, you know, brushing your teeth. You're kind of like you're not talking about the job.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Francis Ellis
You know, you're not even thinking about it. It's all just this. It's strategy and having like peer to peer conversations with Dave Portnoy about like, next I think we should do this. This person's saying this, like.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Francis Ellis
You know, and you realize, well, it's just like a very surreal removal of a pecking order.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Francis Ellis
But it still does. Still. It's in your mind.
Kevin Clancy
It's a little bit removed, but it's still there.
Francis Ellis
But like, it's one of those things where I've never. I've never had such offhand conversations with Dave in my life. Everything up to that point has been like very formal, very concise and very limited and careful. And even after the game when they were airing the show, there was this moment where I told Big Cat that I had the idol and then I told Dave and they didn't show the longer conversation. And I wrote a long blog about why I did that because it looks really stupid the way that they edited it, but the way the reason I told both of them was because someone went through my bag. And then the next morning, Big Cat was like, I know you have an idol. And he claims he was just telling. Doing it to sort of smoke you out. Smoke me out. But he didn't do it to anyone else in the game. And I was the only person in the game at that point who had an idol.
Kevin Clancy
Do you think he did it or.
Francis Ellis
I don't think he went through it. I don't. I still don't know. I don't really know what happened, but I'm certain someone went through my bag because the things were all in different places and my toilet kit was open, which is where the idol was.
John Feidelberg
I remember that happened during our season.
Francis Ellis
People are allowed to do that apparently.
John Feidelberg
By the way, through my bag. That's crazy, because I remember I went to Rob afterwards because same type deals you, like is my bag. I had personal shit in it. And I just went to Robin. I was like, yo, if they, like, held this in front of the camera, can you just like.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah, like medication that. It's like.
John Feidelberg
I was like, I don't know what they did, but. And he was like, yeah, of course, of course. But I remember.
Kevin Clancy
I think that would be off limits.
John Feidelberg
But I think it was Rico, so. I think it was Rico. And your.
Francis Ellis
It could well have been. Yeah. Yeah. Rob, would you mind cutting? The fact that I perched my idol around this 17 inch dildo, it's just personal to me.
Kevin Clancy
Do you now realize how crazy it was to think that that idol was disappearing when you gave it to Dave?
Francis Ellis
Well, let me get to that because just to finish this thought because I want to talk about that.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Francis Ellis
When I wrote that blog, being like, look, there was more to why I told them this.
Kevin Clancy
And Dave. Dave said as much.
Francis Ellis
He was like, texted me and was like, I read your blog. I had the exact same thought. I don't know why they cut that. That seemed important to me. And I was like, this is the.
Kevin Clancy
Direction I've ever had.
Francis Ellis
I'm like, okay, do I need to. Do I need to call you right now? And then he sent me like nine texts. And we were going back and forth just talking about the game. And I was like, this is more messages than you have sent to me or we have sent to each other in the seven years that I've known you.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah, I've been doing a little bit of that. I've been sending you messages like, boy, Rico's dumb. You just got a couple in with the boss.
John Feidelberg
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
Because it's like, you got to pick your spots where, you know. You know what I mean?
Francis Ellis
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
You could also be like, hey, great bet, Dave.
Francis Ellis
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
The things that, you know, he'll respond to and like, whatever.
John Feidelberg
Yeah, I think I honestly, I think that's my last text today. Yeah, the Caitlin Clark bet. I was like. I was like, this is the most genius bet of all time. And I genuinely meant it. I. I was like, I thought for sure they were going to win it. Also, you're doing a million dollars congratulation.
Kevin Clancy
But, yeah, you're right. It's like, when. When. But what's funny is, like, I don't think he. I think he knows he's the boss and he knows that there's like a weird power dynamic because he does things that, like, he used to not come to, like, the Christmas party and stuff like that. Because he's like, I know I'm the boss and I know people don't want me around. So he does acknowledge it. But also, for the most part, he's like, yeah, I mean, I'll. I'll text Francis about Survivor.
John Feidelberg
What are you talking about?
Francis Ellis
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
Like, it's not like he's like, I don't talk to them because I'm the boss and they're the underlings. He's just like, I'll talk to you when I talk to you if I like you. I like. Yeah, no, I don't. So it's all. It's just he's, you know, naturally, like a imposing and intimidating guy. So it's. But he's not, like, trying to do that.
Francis Ellis
No, I know. Look, Dave has, for me, and I think this is true for a lot of people who work here. He's a figure of, as I said, respect, gratitude, and fear. That those are. That's like the three pronged feelings that I have, a mixture for the exact.
Kevin Clancy
Opposite of what you're supposed to be doing. You're competing.
Francis Ellis
Yeah. But it's also, like, it's a leadership style that I think has worked forever. Like, I just. Steve Jobs was the same way. Elon Musk is the same way. Like, you know, a lot of the people that work for them are like, yeah, they. I'm. I was afraid of them to a degree, but they also pushed me to achieve things that I didn't think I could. And I revere my leader. Right. And that's definitely true for me and Dave now. I think the first time I worked here, I wasn't quite so tuned into that and people sensed it and it made me dispensable. But now, you know, so my point. My point being that familiarity and the fact that he is able to. He's so invested personally in the game and cares so much about it and cares so much about the show and loves it. To such a degree that it does kind of bring him down into the.
Kevin Clancy
The fray a little bit.
Francis Ellis
Yeah, yeah. The Garrison a little bit. And make him just another soldier in that mix.
Jackie
It's literally like in Squid games when the billionaire at the end it like reveals that he had just put himself in the game.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah. Just to like something, you know.
Francis Ellis
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
As much as I, I, I would have loved to see obviously myself or Feidal Berg win last year, a couple people on the cast this year that I would have loved to have seen this to, to go on to win this one. But I wanted Jackie to win her season.
Francis Ellis
So season one, two, two.
Kevin Clancy
It was not, you know, what it is now, but I was watching that like, like a, like, like it was Shay out there. Like when you fell off that, that post stump. Oh, she, she stood for like literally like one more second. Right. Weren't you like, wasn't it like boom, boom or no, you, you were like, they told you you couldn't put your foot on the side or something.
Jackie
Oh, yeah, I got.
Kevin Clancy
You got on that one. And I remember being like, ah, dude, you would come so close to winning.
John Feidelberg
That you would come into the studio and I would be like, I don't know what is wrong with this?
Kevin Clancy
You, you were a bastard.
John Feidelberg
Yeah, you would, you would just be.
Kevin Clancy
Like, when I was 20 date. That is true.
John Feidelberg
And so, and so this, and I was like, what is this?
Kevin Clancy
Jake, what was that cast? You? Grace. Nick. Bri.
Jackie
No, Grace. Rudy.
Kevin Clancy
Rudy.
Jackie
No, no, not Dave.
John Feidelberg
Che.
Jackie
Che. Eddie.
Kevin Clancy
Oh, so Nick and Bri were the first one, right?
John Feidelberg
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
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Francis Ellis
You, you watch Survivor.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Francis Ellis
So I don't.
Kevin Clancy
But no, no, I actually, I shouldn't say that because, like, I'm not like some super fan.
Francis Ellis
I don't think it matters. I have never watched a minute of survival.
Kevin Clancy
But I, I think it's logical to think if you give the idol to someone, it becomes the right. Because then again, I gave it to you.
Francis Ellis
It's one of those things I get now but like in that moment, like.
Kevin Clancy
That'S just a thing. Even if you've never played anything but.
Francis Ellis
Like you're, you're applying, you know, fine print Survivor rule.
Kevin Clancy
No, I don't think that's what I'm saying. I think if you, if, if something is in play in a game and I give it to somebody and then I'm out of the game, they still have, they get that thing because what would happen if I gave it to you hours earlier?
Francis Ellis
Then let me, let me vote it out. Then let me play. This is where, this is where it gets complicated. There's two, there's two pieces that I think poke holes in what you just said. The first is I say, I ask Jeff for a rule of clarification and I say, I say like he knows what I've said, which is, I'm going to give this to Dave, but if I get voted out of the game, it's dead. Right. That's the whole scenario.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Francis Ellis
And then there's like, answers your question literally to the point where Dave gets up and, and doesn't take it.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Francis Ellis
Because he thinks, well, what's the point?
Kevin Clancy
But I think he thought that you just weren't gonna do it because when he turns back around, he's like, are you gonna Give it to me, I'll take it.
Francis Ellis
Maybe. No, cuz then. Because then I was like, oh, he's not gonna take it.
Kevin Clancy
Right. But I think that was more. Because when you said that, I think that's when he was like, oh, I mean, I will if you'll do it, but I think he thought you maybe.
Francis Ellis
Who can say?
Kevin Clancy
But I just go ahead.
Francis Ellis
But then, then I say to Jeff, just to clarify, like, if I give this, if I give this to Dave and I get voted out of the game, it dies with me. If I get voted out of the game, it dies. And Jeff goes, yes, if you get voted out of the game, it dies with you.
Kevin Clancy
Correct, I know, but I think. And it's like, but you didn't say the thing you said. If I get voted out this Diesel.
Francis Ellis
Right? And say like with the context of everything.
Kevin Clancy
No, but that's not his job. You know what I mean? Like then giving, like answering questions beyond what is asked based on context I think is like, I don't know what.
Francis Ellis
To tell you other than the entire Internet agreed with me except for fucking nerds.
Kevin Clancy
Well, so.
Francis Ellis
But you take no, I think normal human discourse interpretation of that situation.
Kevin Clancy
So though, because I think the people that agreed with you hate Jeff dlo, which I think is crazy.
Francis Ellis
I don't agree.
Kevin Clancy
People hate Jeff for, for the dozen and stuff. And they hate and they don't, like, they don't want Dave. It's like Dave haters and Jeff haters. I think a lot of.
Francis Ellis
I don't, I don't know. I don't know if that's the whole reason why people are like, took it my way too.
Kevin Clancy
Because a lot of that was like, Jeff did a bad job, Jeff did a bad job.
Francis Ellis
But here's where. But then, okay, so we are playing by the book Survivor rule. Jeff's wording precisely to that exact second. That's the rule. That's why. That's right. According to Survivor rules, I'm not allowed to give an idol to anyone. Once votes have been cast, a whole different story. So we are applying Survivor rules in one second and then in the next completely disregarding them.
Kevin Clancy
Although somebody was saying that if it was a revote that they. That is allowed. Yeah, that's a legitimate.
Francis Ellis
So it's like, okay, in one case we said, yep, Survivor rules. And then five seconds later we were like, ah, no rules. And that's because it was Dave. I guarantee you that if I had properly understood Jeff and I had said, okay, I know I'm about to be cooked Roan's my boy. Roan here's my idol to use whenever you want. Everybody sitting on those stumps would have been like, no, agree. There's no chance. That's 100%.
Kevin Clancy
That's 100%.
Francis Ellis
So it's like, what's the difference?
Kevin Clancy
And that.
John Feidelberg
But.
Kevin Clancy
And that's where, like, it sucks for a contestant, competitor, and for a viewer.
Francis Ellis
It'S like, yeah, ultimately, I. I'm happy with how it went because one, it created a spark moment. Two, created discussion and discourse, and most.
Kevin Clancy
People were on your side. Like, you said.
Francis Ellis
What. Either way, like, when I had the moment with Kirk in the golf, like, half the world was on my side, and half.
Kevin Clancy
You find a way, bro. You always find. I think it was a boy dad clip right where you. You got. You just find a way into your. Like, you're causing controversy.
Francis Ellis
It's good, though.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah, I like it.
Francis Ellis
I like to.
Kevin Clancy
Well, I mean, it's great for business.
Francis Ellis
It's hard. I don't know when they're gonna happen.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Francis Ellis
But, you know, to find that very middle line where people are gonna marshal on either side and have it out.
Kevin Clancy
Well, that's where. So we were just talking to Marty before about last week. We're talking about overexposure on the Internet, and. And that can very much happen. But you also. If you go out there every day because you don't know what's gonna happen, but it's like, maybe it's today. Maybe I'm gonna, you know, have an incident at the grocery store, and I'm gonna go viral, and. Yeah, but if you're like, I don't want to go out. You know, I don't put too much out there. You're never gonna have those moments.
Francis Ellis
Correct.
Kevin Clancy
You do a good. You know, you got to keep swinging.
Francis Ellis
Yeah. And I mean. Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
And then when you just go, like, I'm gonna block people on the shoulder, I think. You know? You know what I mean? Like, that's an active.
Francis Ellis
I mean, that. That's another one where I shot. Didn't even think I was gonna post it. I thought maybe I would post it as a story.
Kevin Clancy
Right.
Francis Ellis
And then I was like, you know, I haven't posted in a while. Let's just fucking. Who cares? Let's just throw it up. I would never have imagined in a million years that, first of all, there would be so many people that would be angry about it.
John Feidelberg
Mm.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah. When you think, like, everyone's gonna agree with me on this one.
Francis Ellis
Yeah. Well, yeah. Like, I would. I would expect that there would be a lot of people who would laugh, but also be like, it does annoy me that people do that. I don't want to stop them myself. But, like, you know. Yeah, I didn't think it would be so many people being like, mind your fucking business.
John Feidelberg
I don't know where either of the sides get so passionate about it, because I. I, like, never run into this.
Francis Ellis
You don't ever sit in traffic and see people whizzing by on the shoulder.
John Feidelberg
I mean, it's part of that fact that I live in Manhattan. I don't.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah, sure.
John Feidelberg
But. But, like, I'm. I. In. In all of my years, when I did drive often, it was a very, very, very rare thing.
Francis Ellis
Well, it depends on where you live.
Kevin Clancy
I've ever noticed a funny thing. I think this about all traffic laws are very funny. When, like, I always think it's hilarious. If it's, like, late at night, no one's on the road, literally can't see any cars, you will stop because this thing is lit up red. That's just a very funny thing. That's like, I'm just gonna go. But no, I'm gonna wait here for, like, 45 seconds because, like, there's rules. You know, it is kind of crazy where it's just like, I could get home quicker, but there's this thing painted on the ground, so I'm not allowed to. Dude.
Francis Ellis
There's also signs all along that shoulder that say, do not drive on the shoulder. There's signs everywhere.
Kevin Clancy
But. But. But it is.
John Feidelberg
It's.
Kevin Clancy
It's like, everyone, for the most part, buys into traffic laws, and if they didn't, it would be absolute chaos.
Francis Ellis
So.
Kevin Clancy
And that's why, like, it should be that way. But it is funny that there's not more. Like, I guess there's a decent amount of people, but I would. I could see more people being like, I don't care that there's solid line painted on the ground. I'm going.
Francis Ellis
Yeah. Well, the other thing. The other part I don't get is when people say, why? Why does it affect you? It obviously affects me. Every single one of those cars, there's no exit ramp that they're racing up to to turn off the highway. They are. They have to merge back in.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Francis Ellis
So every car that goes by adds one minute, two minutes to my commute home. You see 30 cars go by. You're like, there's 45 more minutes that I have to sit, see that many.
Kevin Clancy
That's crazy.
Francis Ellis
If you don't do what I do. Because as soon as one person breaks the seal, they're like, it. I wasn't the first person to break the rule. And it's a flood. It's a flood.
Kevin Clancy
Now, what do you, if there is an exit ramp.
Francis Ellis
There isn't.
Kevin Clancy
Well, what I'm saying, if all you think about that, like, I think you can leave a little early.
Francis Ellis
I don't have a problem with that. Yeah, I don't have a problem with that.
Kevin Clancy
You're not coming back in.
Francis Ellis
The problem with that is that people pretend that they're going to take the exit, and then they're like, oh, shoot, I didn't realize that. I'm not actually. And then they clog all the people who actually are trying to use the exit to go off and they're trying to merge in at the, at the top.
John Feidelberg
Now, I'm an expert merger. I, I would put forth that I'm one of the best mergers in the.
Kevin Clancy
World and give me a little more context.
John Feidelberg
Well, like in, I cut the line.
Kevin Clancy
Okay. Okay. So let's, let's just start there. If there's like an exit only and the line is like a hundred cars deep, I'm cutting the line.
John Feidelberg
I, I cut it, but I cut it smartly.
Kevin Clancy
I always find a spot, and I think, I find a spot that I actually don't think impacts people.
Francis Ellis
I see what you're saying.
John Feidelberg
I think there's a big broke who.
Kevin Clancy
Always just kind of sits there on his phone or whatever for an extra second.
John Feidelberg
There's another car length for a big truck.
Francis Ellis
Truck. It takes trucks.
John Feidelberg
I'll jet it in front of.
Kevin Clancy
Totally.
Francis Ellis
I don't really, I don't have a problem with this either. I don't have a problem with that.
Kevin Clancy
When, when I see people who were just like, I got to get off this exit in like a mile and a half, but this is the lane. Like, come on.
John Feidelberg
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
That's crazy.
John Feidelberg
I, I, I, I, like, choose it. I, I, I'll go to the front, but, like, I'll go up a bit and I'll be like, I'll find a truck. And I'm like, that guy's gonna go slow and I'll slow down. Yeah.
Francis Ellis
But there are. Sorry, Jackie. Go ahead.
Kevin Clancy
No, no, we've gotta let the woman talk.
Jackie
No, sorry. I just, I always noticed that I saw it happen more often in Northern California than Southern California, and I always wondered if it was because, like, people believe in karma more in Southern California. Whatever. So, like, that. And I wondered if that, like, has to do with more Traffic in la, I think.
John Feidelberg
I don't. I don't know, Northern California versus But like, I would think in more. Although Francis might go to call me on this right away, I would think in heavily trafficked areas, people are more like understanding of this is how society works. Whereas I would think in less trafficked areas, people going, I'm doing, you know.
Francis Ellis
Where this does not happen at all. Texas.
John Feidelberg
Really? Okay, so that kind of goes. That's. I'm wrong then.
Francis Ellis
Nobody around in Texas. Nobody in Dallas.
Kevin Clancy
Well, you might get shot.
Francis Ellis
People obey. They obey the unwritten rules. I love it. I love it. They are.
John Feidelberg
I just pictured a transition just driving around me like, this is amazing.
Kevin Clancy
It's law and order.
Francis Ellis
And it may very well be that everyone knows that everybody has a gun in their glove compartment. And if you do something fucking wrong on the road, there's a vigilante, you know, policing. I don't know what it is, but they do not tolerate it.
Kevin Clancy
Where did your big incident happen?
Francis Ellis
New York.
Kevin Clancy
Where though?
Francis Ellis
Coming into the. The tunnel from. From New Jersey. Okay, what's the. What is the Holland Tunnel? The Holland, Yeah. Okay. Coming into the Holland Tunnel. That's always where it is because the. There's a. That goes down the ramp and then there's a traffic light. All that gets backed up, gets backed way up. And that, that shoulder is inviting. It's wide. It almost looks like a lane. Yeah, but it is the shoulder. And there are hundreds of signs that say, do not drive on the shoulder.
Kevin Clancy
One of those things like you need the shoulder for accident, but it's like.
John Feidelberg
I don't want accident, so I'm just.
Kevin Clancy
Gonna take this lane. But yeah, if you do it, you're scumbag. It's just one of those.
Francis Ellis
I have a strong belief in doing that and that people who use the shoulder to cut are wrong. And then anyone who has an issue with me stopping them is a shoulder cutter themselves. And if they try to invoke. You need to keep this clear for emergency vehicles. They are full of. That's a smoke screen. Self justification for your poor behavior not to abide by this. It's.
Kevin Clancy
It's completely like if I saw, you know, and people like, well, what if I. I was like rushing my pregnant wife to the hospital? It's like, if that was happening, we'd probably figure it out and I'll let you go, but you're not a fucking ambulance. That's not happening. You're just a dickhead.
Francis Ellis
I can't block it. I can't tell you how many fucking DMS and comments I got that were like, you know, just last week, my nephew, who has a cashew allergy, I was rushing him to the hospital and someone tried to do this, and my nephew's dead. It's like, no, he's not. No, he's not.
John Feidelberg
I would notice the other person in the car screaming.
Francis Ellis
If someone. If I'm an uncle with an asphyxiating nephew in the back of my car and I see some guy up ahead in a Tesla filming himself. I get out of the car and I'm like, hey, dude, you're about to kill my nephew. And I'd be like, ah, sorry about that. Get out of your way, sir. It's not what it is.
Kevin Clancy
I mean, it was a big race war, right? Yeah.
Francis Ellis
Yes, it was.
John Feidelberg
Black people use the lane.
Francis Ellis
They were angry with me and they were saying things like, this guy is the Karen who reminded every the teacher to assign homework. And it's like, well, I didn't tell my teacher to remind the students about homework. I would write down that we had homework and let all the other kids forget to do it, which made me look better. Why would I ever have wanted them now?
Kevin Clancy
You're an asshole. To be online.
Francis Ellis
That's how I rose to the top of the class.
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Francis Ellis
You.
Kevin Clancy
You said job security is a big deal. I feel like I heard recently that Dave gave you the. The Made man, right?
Francis Ellis
Yeah. Named. Yeah, yeah. Which I was the first I'd heard. So that was an interesting moment because, you know, to go back to the, the question you had about getting the new contract. When I got voted off, I hand Dave the idol. You know, I'd been asking for it and then.
Kevin Clancy
Oh, wait, you never answered that question.
Francis Ellis
Right, so. So you gotta go back to when I was getting divorced in June and I, I texted Dave, as I do, just life crisis moment. I gotta talk to my boss. Text him, dave, hey, do you have a second?
Kevin Clancy
You should delete his number, don't you.
Francis Ellis
I need to call you. And he calls me and he's like, what's up? And I'm like, I always know to be very quick, get right into it. And I'm like, all right, here's what's happening. Unfortunately, my wife and I are getting divorced. I have to move out. And I don't know, I have like, whatever, two and a half, three months left on my contract. And I was like, I don't know if, you know, you want me to remain here, but I have to sign a new lease. I don't know if I. If you're not gonna keep me working here. It makes me wonder if I should remain in New York City.
Kevin Clancy
Right?
Francis Ellis
Whether where to live, whether all these things. And like, I know it's way ahead of the time that this would typically happen, but I unfortunately need some clarity in my life because there's big life decisions happening. And he was amazing. He was like, oh, wow. First of all, you know, I'm really sorry to hear that. But yeah, we totally expect, you know, to keep you on. You're doing well. Like, no. No issues at all. The only thing that would change that would be if you asked for some crazy raise or something. And then immediately I was like, I don't, I don't need a raise at all. Like, I just want to get. And he was like, then, yeah, we should be totally good. So that was.
Kevin Clancy
The phrasing on unnamed was job. Yeah.
Francis Ellis
So that was, that was, that was how that conversation went, which made me feel really good and was really important at that moment.
Kevin Clancy
Made me feel good. I was like, Francis is good for life. I think I'm good for life too.
Francis Ellis
Yeah. I just thought, yeah. So. So then, you know, then like September rolls around and I don't have anything. And I went into it. He came in one day and I just knocked on his door and I was like, hey, just want to check in about contract. Like, do you need to see or hear what I do? Like, do you want me to present my statistics and kind of assignments and things? And he was like, nope, all good. And I'm like, okay, all good. And that was. Didn't give me much. So I felt confident I was gonna get renewed, but like, it wasn't happening, you know, not that confident.
Kevin Clancy
Right.
Francis Ellis
And then I went into the game, I got voted out. Keep in mind, I've been asking for this now for like months. I get voted, I hand Dave the idol, I walk off the set, they give me back my phone, I go into my email, refresh my email, and the first email at the top of my inbox is my brand new content.
John Feidelberg
I mean, come on, come on. Is it from Dave or is it from hr?
Francis Ellis
No, no, it's from. From hr.
Kevin Clancy
It's from Dave. So that's amazing, dude.
Francis Ellis
It's. It's a fucking hysterical coincidence if that's what it is. I love the idea that Dave just had someone on text and been like, send it. Yeah. But you know, I don't really care how it got there. I was just happy to have the new contract. And, and then Dave on unnamed sort of, they, they addressed this and he said that, look, you know, I didn't tell anyone this, but back in June, Francis called me. We had the conversation about his divorce and I told him, you know, you've got a consciousness.
Kevin Clancy
He was smirking though. He was doing his Dave. He goes, Dave's doing that.
Francis Ellis
It's great. It's classic barstool thing. It's just like one of those what really was going on things.
Kevin Clancy
And you never know.
Francis Ellis
Just hysterical. But very happy to have another two years here.
Kevin Clancy
So Well, I think between boy dad and then, I mean, I feel like when golf season comes around. Yeah, that's like. I never thought about it as in that regard of like when the weather turns your job and their jobs change. I mean, they go all.
Francis Ellis
Yeah, but it's like they're not beholden to the weather video of Frankie's flights.
John Feidelberg
Do you see that?
Francis Ellis
Yeah. You guys cannot.
Kevin Clancy
You gotta imagine love golf.
Francis Ellis
How much will they travel? It is preposterous.
Kevin Clancy
I. I don't think I love anything enough to do, like, I'd be like.
Francis Ellis
I don't even know.
Kevin Clancy
Get on that plane.
John Feidelberg
I honestly want to text Rigs and be like, how do you still like this?
Francis Ellis
Yeah, like, rigs did 100 flights last year. Or maybe it was two years ago. I think Frankie had like 84, which I thought was a lot. I had 64, which I thought was a ton. Yeah, that's more than two a week.
Kevin Clancy
Do you guys just have monster points or does that not go through?
Francis Ellis
Oh, yeah, I hit diamond in May. Yeah, I hit the highest status in May. You know, you think like, cool. And then you're like, get like one.
Kevin Clancy
Ticket to like San Antonio and you're done.
Francis Ellis
Four global upgrade certificates and unlimited access to the Sky Lounge.
John Feidelberg
I'm an anti lounge guy.
Francis Ellis
700 statement credit on my Delta MXSERV card. I chose my choice benefits. Once you achieve platinum, you get one, and then if you get diamond, you get three on top of that. So now there is a hidden tier above that Delta 360, which some people argue doesn't even exist. I have seen it, and someone once offered me their own bag tags from the previous year. And I was like, I don't want to have stolen valor here, but they say that if you have Delta360 tags on your bag, that someone comes with white gloves and takes it off the plane itself and brings it to you in a chariot.
Kevin Clancy
But have you ever heard that story that Jerry Seinfeld invented the black card?
Francis Ellis
I did hear that.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah. I guess not invented it, but he. He was like talking to someone at American Express and they said, have you heard of the black card? And like, the next day he called the head of American Express and was like, what's this black card? I want it. And he was like, it's just a rumor. This is not a real thing. And he was like, I want a black card. And they gave it to him. And I think he's the first one to have it. And then it became a good thing.
John Feidelberg
I heard the black card you have to pay off in full every month. Is that true?
Francis Ellis
I'd imagine a lot of people. Anyone who has a black card isn't, like, carrying a lot of.
Kevin Clancy
But that's also, like, not the business of credit cards. So they don't want that. Usually, you know, they want you to carry it for a few months and then pay the interest or whatever.
Jackie
But, like, also, real quick, I paid off my credit card debt.
Kevin Clancy
That's what that bonus.
Jackie
And that was it. That was all of it.
Kevin Clancy
I was gonna say about 4,000 bucks. $10,000 is about $4,000. That feels good.
Francis Ellis
Hey, it's not sexy, but you know what? You'll feel better.
Jackie
I really wish I still had that money. Like, to buy clothes and.
Kevin Clancy
But just put it back on your credit card now.
Jackie
Yeah, I know, I know, I know.
Kevin Clancy
About a year from now, you get another 10,000 bucks. Keep it going forever. But yeah. So, gal, you'll, you'll. I just feel like every. Every season that it gets warm. You'll just be, like, more and more entrenched with foreplay, which, let me tell you, is a good idea.
Francis Ellis
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
Listen, I wish I golf every day of my life. I'm like, I wish I golfed and gambled.
Francis Ellis
I love going with those guys. It's so much fun. They've been doing it so much longer. They built the whole thing. And I think one of the reasons that they enjoy having me is that when I'm with them, I remind them how awesome it is. Like, when we're at a dinner, I'm always like, everyone's kind of, like, tired looking at their phones, and I just, like, raise a glass and I'm like, this is life. I just want to say, guys, we're in Hawaii eating a steak dinner that's free, and we have 36 holes of awesome golf tomorrow. That's free.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Francis Ellis
Like, this is fucking sick.
Kevin Clancy
They got a. They boondoggled their way to the boondoggle.
John Feidelberg
I remember. I remember that. Those fights they used to have.
Kevin Clancy
I mean, it is a boondoggle. But then once you start making the company, in the very beginning, it's a boondoggle. Now it's.
Francis Ellis
It's also work.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Francis Ellis
It is not like going on a golf trip with your boys.
Kevin Clancy
No, no, no.
Francis Ellis
A nine hole scramble takes five and a half hours. You're. You're getting smoked by the sun. It's exhausting. Sometimes when we do those, like, drinking challenges, do you really want to be shotgunning a beer hole in the Dominican Republic? No.
John Feidelberg
Yes.
Francis Ellis
It's not that fun.
Kevin Clancy
Screaming from their desks right now.
Francis Ellis
Sometimes it's fun. It is fun. It is overall very fun. But it's also.
Kevin Clancy
There's a difference between hard and not fun. You know what I mean?
Francis Ellis
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
It's not an easy thing to do what they do, but it is fun.
Francis Ellis
It is fun. It's more fun than any job I've ever had or could have.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Francis Ellis
As far as I can tell. But to just say this is a bachelor party that they're perpetually on.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Francis Ellis
Misleading.
John Feidelberg
Right?
Kevin Clancy
But also, let's even say that, like, if you told me, like, you go on a bachelor party every weekend, I'm like, hell no.
Francis Ellis
Right.
Kevin Clancy
I do that, you know, once a. Every couple years and I get my fill and I'm done. If you told me to do it the next weekend, I'd be like, no. So I get that. I understand that. If you had to pick one boy, dad, or foreplay?
Francis Ellis
Oh, my God.
Kevin Clancy
Sophie's choice. Let's go.
Francis Ellis
Oh, that's tough. I mean, there's a different answer for both. I think that if you were to say, like, where. Where would I see the potential for. For me to ask Dave for, like, a bigger raise or more financial security? It's probably foreplay. But as far as, like, lifestyle and, you know, what I'm looking for right now and the thing that I guess enables me to remain the comedian I am and, and feed that and find bits. It's, you know, bantering with Ronan Sass, and it's a great mix. Yeah, I love it. I love doing both.
Kevin Clancy
I love that. That whole thing with Sass and the. The kettlebell was one of the craziest things I've ever seen.
Francis Ellis
Dude, he is.
Kevin Clancy
When you were like. It was very. It was like Mandelbaum in Jerry Seinfeld. I just want to go carry it to work and show you how easy this is.
Francis Ellis
He is such an alien. The way that he convinced. Convinces himself so obstinately about what he can or cannot do, what is physically capable by the laws of the universe, where he's completely wrong.
Kevin Clancy
You would have thought that kettlebell was £1,000.
John Feidelberg
Wait, what was it? He.
Kevin Clancy
He picked it up? No. Roan. Yeah, you tell it. I don't remember. He got Joe Rogan kettlebell.
Francis Ellis
He got a five pound kettlebell and it was delivered to his building, which has been, you know, the target of. Of frequent package theft. Like all the time, all the packages gets dropped in. There's no doorman. And just in the, in the foyer of his base of his thing. And people steal the packages all the time.
Kevin Clancy
That's some unwritten rule, too. If you do that. That happens a lot in New York.
Francis Ellis
You are a. Yeah, yeah, that. I actually think it's worse if you do it in, like, the suburbs around Christmas.
John Feidelberg
Yeah.
Francis Ellis
Because you're stealing some toys.
Kevin Clancy
These fucking, like, Amazon people who, like, take a picture. Like, they delivered it and then just take it.
John Feidelberg
Dude. I. I had the opposite of that happen once where it's still. Weirdly, one of my favorite things ever happened to me is when we had an advertisement. This is probably five, seven years ago, with butcherbox. And. And they just mailed it to me without ever telling me that I was getting me. So I never. I wasn't. I wasn't checking the box. I wasn't checking my. The mail. I wasn't expecting mail. So every day I'd walk into the apartment, and I'd walk by a pile of boxes, go to my apartment, and, like, this went on for a week or so. And then one day I opened the door in my apartment, and there's like. Like Martin Luther style, like, slammed into the. Into the door. It just says, you have a box of rotting meat in the foyer. And I was like, oh. And I went downstairs. Like, I could smell it. Every night when I came in, I could smell it. I knew there was rotting meat. I didn't think, is that.
Francis Ellis
Who's leaving their meat out?
John Feidelberg
I had to go and dispose of a box.
Kevin Clancy
It was literally straight out of a sunny script. Like, Charlie, be like, I know it's rotting meat. Like, yeah, it's rotting meat. I could tell.
John Feidelberg
You smell it. Yeah, I smell it. I walk by it every day. I didn't think you about it.
Kevin Clancy
No, it's not my meat.
John Feidelberg
I didn't order a box of meat. Why would I think the stinking box of meat was meat? It's great.
Kevin Clancy
But. Yeah, so. So the kettlebell is there. And.
Francis Ellis
Yeah, so it's in there. It's in the foyer. And sass just is like, nothing can be done. But he. But he. He brought it up to his apartment.
Kevin Clancy
But he needs to bring it to work, is the thing.
Francis Ellis
Or. Yeah, he needed to bring it to the office.
Kevin Clancy
Right?
Francis Ellis
But he. So he brought it and carried it from his foyer up because he knew. No. Excuse me, that's wrong. He was away, and so he asked.
Kevin Clancy
Rome to pick it up, right.
Francis Ellis
To go to his apartment and bring it from his foyer into his apartment, which Roan did.
Jackie
Does he have an elevator?
Francis Ellis
No, but it's. He's on the second floor. So he's just walking a bit of.
Kevin Clancy
An ass to be like, can you go to my apartment? Oh, it's a huge pound thing. And just put it in my door. That's an ask.
Francis Ellis
So then, sass, we're like, yo, you know, can you get that to the office? And he's like, yeah, yeah. And then he gets to his apartment, lifts it, and just decides, like, this can't be done. This will be here forever. And he had initially told us that he couldn't bring it because he didn't think he could walk it to work and needed to bring it in an Uber. And then.
Kevin Clancy
Which is fair, by the way.
John Feidelberg
Fucking 20 blocks, right?
Francis Ellis
Then he revealed that he had gotten there that day in an Uber and had tried to lift it off of his, like, bench and realized that bringing it from his bench down to the Uber was impossible. And so then he walked out to his Uber, and then he worried that leaving it on his bench would leave an indent in the bench. So he went back up the stairs and took it off the bench, put it on the floor, and then went back down to the Uber without it and got in the car.
John Feidelberg
Does he know what. £55 I was gonna say.
Francis Ellis
It's like all of this just to. To move around as much and have the concern. He did without thinking it was possible to bring it to the Uber. It was so baffling to me that.
Kevin Clancy
We spent, like, if I was like, I don't want to do this. That's why he was like, I mean.
Francis Ellis
That'S always a part of it.
Kevin Clancy
Can't get it in the car. It's like, yes, you can. If I was. I. I don't want to lift 60 pounds up and down the stairs. Fine. But to be like. He was just so. He was like, no, but I can't get in the car. Yes, you can.
Francis Ellis
No, it's. I love that he didn't go to college, really, and just entered this world, this circus of, like, illogical comedic thinking, where he missed very formulative years of being. Of people being like, that's wrong, and here's why.
Kevin Clancy
Right, right. Don't say that.
Francis Ellis
Yeah, no, this is wrong. And here's why. And this is why. So he has the confidence of a successful, tenured young professional without any of the education or humility.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah. Yeah.
Francis Ellis
And it leads to incredibly ingrained, strong opinions that are so wrong. And it's a wonderful.
Kevin Clancy
Works on the Internet.
Francis Ellis
It works so good for our podcast. It's just so good. And Ron's Such a yes man that he like would let it flow. But then I joined the pod.
John Feidelberg
It's like.
Francis Ellis
And I can't, I can't allow it because I have really strong opinions and I'm arrogant. So I think I'm right. So it's like, that's why he's ironically.
Jackie
Kind of the most barstool of anyone here. Because I feel like barstool is kind of based off of like, I could do that.
Francis Ellis
Yeah, totally.
John Feidelberg
While also being the least barstool.
Jackie
Yeah, exactly. Ironic that he actually is a weird.
Kevin Clancy
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Francis Ellis
Is that, is that true?
Kevin Clancy
She said that she didn't get the, the I, I, I, I, I guess it was probably a difference between her tour and the plan breach.
John Feidelberg
Yes. Her, her comedy tour. She gets the Money plan brief. She did not.
Kevin Clancy
Right.
Francis Ellis
And I mean, I get, I get that.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah. And all it's a weird thing where it's like, if you get a salary.
Francis Ellis
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
Comics don't get a salary. You know what I mean? So it's like when grace was making 175 grand a year, like, that's a very big difference for the normal comic. So then when you go out and you earn money for the company, you're kind of paying back your salary. Well, then I think you reach a point, though, where it's like, I, I remember being like, I was getting paid to blog and do podcasts. Now we're like going on the road and this is something above and beyond.
Francis Ellis
Sure.
Kevin Clancy
And so now we need to work out some sort of cut because I don't think I deserve all of it, but I think it's, it's different than just my regular contract, you know, But I, I just feel like sometimes comics, you know, and she even mentioned she was saying how they wanted to sponsor her, I think her comedy, and she was like, I don't want to do that because, like, in the comedy world, it's viewed as like, I don't know, a scarlet letter to, like, have your tour sponsored.
Francis Ellis
Okay.
Kevin Clancy
I, I just think some of these comedy rules are like, insane.
Francis Ellis
The rules like the, or the, the.
Kevin Clancy
Etiquette, if you will. You know what I mean? Or, or even just understanding sometimes it's like, yeah, she, she had a salary, and then the money that makes there has to come back.
John Feidelberg
And then I get the comic one. I get, I get a podcast tour being sponsored. I get as a comic being like this. I don't need to be like.
Kevin Clancy
But, but the problem would you run into, though, is then it's like, well, then you're spending. And I think you, I'm asking you this because I think you kind of ran into it where it's like, well, then you're. But you're putting all your effort into your stand up. You know what I mean? You got it. You got to. If you, if you're like, I make all my, my money for my comedy tour, and then that's like you, what you focus on, it's like, that's bad for business.
John Feidelberg
Oh, I just, I just meant the. I wasn't talking about that. I meant like when she said she doesn't want her comedy tour sponsored to be sponsored. Oh, excuse me.
Kevin Clancy
I think that's crazy, but I think.
John Feidelberg
There'S a part of where you're like, well, you paid for a ticket not for an advertisement where, like, yeah, you bought your ticket, you spent your money. I don't need to lecture you now.
Kevin Clancy
On, oh, well, okay.
John Feidelberg
I'm not like, I'm gonna make money from this because you bought tickets. You. You paid money to see it, so you bought. You bought your ticket. We don't. I don't need to make more money from this by, like, doing ad reads.
Kevin Clancy
In front of you. I guess. So I. I mean, if you turn it into, like, one giant advertisement, I can understand that. If you put out, like, posters that are like, the. The Grace Tour presented by Mamitas, and then you're, you know, like, we used to kind of do with Pink Whitney.
Francis Ellis
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
It's like, we're all gonna do a shot at the show, and it's like, we can get 20 extra grand for that.
John Feidelberg
I don't.
Kevin Clancy
I don't think. If I was in the audience, I wouldn't be like. Like, this is bullshit.
John Feidelberg
No, no, no, I get that, but.
Kevin Clancy
And so sometimes I think there's, like, leaving a lot of money on the table from some pretty easy lifts that I don't think would, like, you know, bastardize the comedy or something like that.
Francis Ellis
Yeah. I mean, listen, if. If body armor came to me tomorrow and said, we want to next behind you on stage in the cities that you go to have a painting or a fucking poster that says, drink body armor and have you wear body armor or T shirt, and we'll give you ax. I would do that any day of the week.
John Feidelberg
Really?
Francis Ellis
Even.
John Feidelberg
See, I would not do that.
Kevin Clancy
Even if you don't need to make all the money.
John Feidelberg
Like, we're. We got a fair exchange here. You bought tickets to show.
Kevin Clancy
I want to make all the money.
Francis Ellis
I want to make anything I can. And I just think that's.
John Feidelberg
It's. If.
Kevin Clancy
If. If I. If, like, 10 minutes of the show is, like, talk to you about electrolytes, but if it's just, like, body armor right here, I'm not even.
John Feidelberg
I'm not even. Like, I don't even want to speak about it in, like, a barstool sense. But, like, if I was going to a comedy show and they had all that stuff, I'd be like, dude, like, we had. You're encroaching on a fair deal. I bought tickets. You do the show. I like all this.
Kevin Clancy
Like, it's like, being a sporting event, though.
Francis Ellis
But they're. And also, I hate this. They didn't buy it. A premium ticket. They didn't buy a ticket that's stipulated. This show Will be presented sponsor free.
John Feidelberg
No, I know, but, like, I. For all of eternity.
Francis Ellis
It's a little. Yeah, I get it.
John Feidelberg
Like, if I want to see Mulaney and he had body armor, I'd be like, this kind of sucks.
Francis Ellis
Yeah, well, then, you know, maybe you lose repeat fans, at which point you have to make a decision.
Kevin Clancy
I also think, like, I don't. Yeah, Mulaney's not gonna do it. But if, you know, you're in the. In the middle area where it's like, I haven't.
John Feidelberg
But then I. I'm just thinking about it as a fan, then I'd be the other way, where I'm like, who the does this guy think he is? Yeah, like, if you're a middle of the road guy, like, with I.
Kevin Clancy
But if it was just like a step and repeat was there or something like that, or it was like on. On your menu tonight, if somebody in the beginning of their show or whatever in the middle is like, hey, make sure you check out this, like, martini, because it's this drink or whatever. Like, I wouldn't be like, this is crazy.
Jackie
I feel like people respect it more now because, like, I was talking to some people about how, you know, if you pause, like Hulu or something, and then there's an ad.
John Feidelberg
Yeah.
Jackie
On there. I'm kind of like, like, get your money. I don't care.
John Feidelberg
I'm fine with that one.
Jackie
And I've talked to a lot of people and they feel the same. So I feel like now it's like, we know how much money get, like, people can get from ads. Like, we know that, like, people gotta get paid. And if it's not in, like, a way that's, like, taking time away from me, like, get your money.
Kevin Clancy
If anything, I feel like comedians, comics and podcasts and shit have fans that, like, want to support the cause.
John Feidelberg
Yeah, but, like, I want to support the cause. I'll buy. I'll buy a merch. I'll buy a sweatshirt. I'll buy it. If it's a good one, I'll buy a sweatshirt. I'll buy a T shirt. But, like, I just think everything has become so over monetized. We're just like, you don't need to make fucking $50 million on this show. You're gonna make a lot of money. I paid my ticket. Like, you're gonna make the money from it.
Kevin Clancy
Some of the money that comics are making now is, like, it almost inherently has to change the industry a little bit. Right. We got guys making hunt. Like, you're making like athlete money, making, making like Ronaldo money to be a comic now. And don't get me wrong, they earn it because they're on. You guys are on the road like, like 75 nights a week. But like, it's just, you're never gonna be the same like comic you were when you made a hundred million dollars. You know what I mean?
Francis Ellis
I don't know. I don't see Nate Bargazi getting any worse.
Kevin Clancy
Not, not, not worse, but like was.
Francis Ellis
The highest grossing comic last year. I think this is what I think.
Kevin Clancy
Nate will like always be like, yeah, but what happens? I think there's other people out.
Francis Ellis
Kevin Hart, right? Kevin Hart's first three or four specials were getting better and better and were amazing. And then, you know, Chase hires him to do, to be their spokesperson. He does 40 movies with the rock and he gets pulled in 20 different directions. That does not allow for you to keep up your comedic stand up chops in the way that you need to for your next comedy special to keep being the right. Right, right, the right direction. So if Nate starts, which he's, you know, you can start seeing it happening a little bit. Like he's being added to these weird, like, live golf matches. He's being asked to host these random like New Year's Eve countdowns. It's just this corporate fication, you know, commercial commercialization of a person who has said up to this point, my sole focus is this.
Kevin Clancy
Mm. And now it just can't be. I mean.
Francis Ellis
Yeah, I know. Well, it could be, but it will take great restraint because why would you turn down a commercial or something, you know? Yeah. Fucking chase commercial with one day and cost. You get 10 million bucks for it, right?
Kevin Clancy
But you do that 10 times with 10 different people and all of a sudden it's like, oh, that took up half my year.
Francis Ellis
It just kind of, it's the overexposure thing too.
John Feidelberg
I always think about that with the overexposure stuff again working here because as Marty said, we're, we're the kings of it. Like, yeah, no one can overexpose like barstool, can I, I, I'm less or not. I am. I would be less relaxed, less eager to do things for money. But I get, I worry that I would get overexposed of doing things being like, well, that'd be cool to play in that golf thing. Or like, like, I don't think the opportunities in that. If I, you know, if I was in Nate's shoes, I probably wouldn't do like a Chase commercial. But If I. If they were like, you want to host this? You want to present to the Globes, I'd be. Yeah, it'd be fun.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
John Feidelberg
Right. Like, that, I think, is more.
Kevin Clancy
But I wonder. That's where I'm saying it's like. Like that. It. It's like sports almost. It's like you're talking about being the best of the best. You have to be, like, almost 100 focused. You know what I mean?
John Feidelberg
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
And like, the minute that you're not you. You know, it's like Tom Brady was Tom Brady because you never give a. About, like, anything else, you know?
John Feidelberg
Right.
Kevin Clancy
And you. You could still be great and. But you're not.
John Feidelberg
But also, like, Tom Brady still did commercials. He hosted snl. He did.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah, that's a good point. That's a good point.
Francis Ellis
Yeah. But he almost did that to, like. Because someone was like, dude, you're not appearing human, you know, and it'd be.
John Feidelberg
Like, no, that's when he was most human.
Francis Ellis
That's what I'm saying.
John Feidelberg
But that was all early years. People started thinking he's a robot. I remember.
Francis Ellis
I remember him going on like, Letterman or Fallon and chugging a beer super fast.
John Feidelberg
That was very.
Francis Ellis
And I remember watching that and being like, the only reason he's. That's probably the first beer he's had in a year.
John Feidelberg
Yeah.
Francis Ellis
And the only reason he's doing this is to, like, dispel the unbelievably robotic, like, cutthroat, icy, determined athlete.
Kevin Clancy
But, you know, but you're not.
John Feidelberg
You're not wrong in the sense, but you're kind of. You're also completely wrong in that, like, the only reason. The only reason he did that on Found is because everyone talks about he's the greatest beer drink all time. All his linemen, like, anyone who ever. Any former Patriots. So that's why. I mean, like, sure, if you're not a Patriots fan, you probably don't know, but, like.
Francis Ellis
But then any lineman is always, like, cynical. You're like, well, did he only drink a beer in the locker room in front of his lineman to, like, you know, to get that word out there?
Kevin Clancy
But I. I do think chugging a beer is. Is not the best example, because that plays every time, man.
John Feidelberg
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
When you get. When you get put on the jumbotron, you chug a beer, everyone goes, yo. He's like, he's not a superstar.
Francis Ellis
He's all right.
Kevin Clancy
It just plays.
John Feidelberg
He did that. I think he. The one.
Kevin Clancy
The.
John Feidelberg
The one you're referring to. I think he's in his 40s. I think it's towards the end of his career. But, like, most of the stories are all from his drinking days.
Kevin Clancy
When he was tired and there was.
John Feidelberg
The game, they got snow. They got stuck up in Buffalo. So they all went to, like, what's the. What's the dinosaur place upstate? It's like, there's some, like, famous mini chain kind of deal. Die. It's like Dino bbq.
Kevin Clancy
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
John Feidelberg
And. And he went and he's like, put on a clinic and was just, like, slamming beers in everyone's face. And it was like. I would guess it was probably, like, 06. And, like, that's when he was dating Tara Reid. He's going on snl.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
John Feidelberg
And then he met Alex Guerrero and flipped.
Francis Ellis
Stopped eating tomatoes. I struggle to imagine a guy who will not eat tomatoes being like, oh, yeah, I've been chugging a lot of beers lately. Want to see this new skill?
Kevin Clancy
That doesn't add up.
John Feidelberg
But again, it's. It was just. There's a clear line. Once he met Alice Guerrero.
Francis Ellis
Sure.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
John Feidelberg
That.
Kevin Clancy
All right, man. Well, good stuff. Appreciate you coming through.
Francis Ellis
I don't know if I answered your question about the money in the barstool. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That is a challenge. I think it's a strange balancing act. It's one that I have really tried, especially lately. Like, in the last two years. First of all, I did too much on the road, and it broke me down. But I always made sure to, like, have that be on the weekends and not keep me from, you know, doing what I needed to do. And. And in this year and in this past six months or so, I've just said, you know what? I'm so happy at barstool, and I want this to be my priority. And there's no reason for me to believe that if I really put my best foot forward and focus on all this, that I won't make more money and grow my profile here versus being out doing stand up. I still love doing stand up, and I'm still gonna do it. John's coming with me to D.C. first week, six to the eighth, which is the second week of February, second weekend of February, which we're really excited about, but I'm just not gonna be a guy who's on the road every fucking weekend. I can't do it. It, you know, almost crushed my entire life.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Francis Ellis
And made me not want to do stand up. I was totally burned out. So I'm just gonna be a lot more, like, selective, intentional and, and try to enjoy it more, but it's not for the money.
Kevin Clancy
Name of the game. Name of the game, dude.
Francis Ellis
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
So go get Tickets at the DC Comedy Loft February 6th through 8th. Are you excited to.
Francis Ellis
Yeah, I'm excited to have John and see how he, you know, handles a real, like, road weekend. He's gonna have to do five sets. It's gonna have to get to 15 minutes. And I would also say that the big thing for him that might be a little jarring is that my fans are not like barstool rah rah fans. These are people that typically come because they listen to Oops, the podcast or they know me from alternate side parking Thursday, and they expect me to be a real stand up. So you're not going to see a lot of like, anus shirts. You're not going to see a lot of people who are just like, excited to see us. You're going to see couples that are like, we hired a babysitter. You better fucking make this night worth it.
John Feidelberg
I'm very excited.
Francis Ellis
You might find yourself treading some water and it's going to make you, you know, you'll learn quick. You're going to have to find it. So I have total faith also.
Kevin Clancy
Let me just jump in there. If I, if I know my boy, I've said it's just more like life things where I'll be like, you know, you better watch out for this or that. And he's always kind of like, I'll be fine. And he usually is.
Francis Ellis
I don't have any worry at all. I saw you when we did the out of Order live show in Philly and you just were such a natural. It was like, kind of frustrating. And so I have total faith, but, you know, it's, it, it. You could have a rough moment and I'm excited.
Kevin Clancy
It does.
John Feidelberg
I do too.
Kevin Clancy
That's an experience, right? Yeah, it's a lot. It's a lot easier to have a rough moment when it's kind of like your new like, not side gig, but like, I already have a job. So, yeah, it's one thing. It was like, oh, no one's ever gonna come see me again. I don't have. I don't have any income. It's like, oh, that was a cool experience that I'll learn. I can talk about.
John Feidelberg
I can, I kind of want it. Like, I don't want it, obviously, but like, I, I haven't had, I haven't had an opportunity to bomb, really. It's been pretty barstool friendly. Crowds. But I kind of want just, like, not a full bomb, but it's, like a joke to, like, that I think is funny to go nowhere. Yeah, I thought that was funny.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah, that's. But that's how you would handle it.
Jackie
I'm kind of realizing you guys are, like, same person, different fonts. Like, nice background, same coloring, same.
Francis Ellis
Different fonts as Greece.
Kevin Clancy
I gotta go through the list of fonts and figure out which one's which.
John Feidelberg
Wait, you say one's kind of a scumbag.
Jackie
You. Yeah.
Francis Ellis
No, Jackie, I'm a total piece of.
John Feidelberg
Yeah, he just polishes it up.
Kevin Clancy
He just has a good vocabulary.
John Feidelberg
That's it.
Francis Ellis
I have a crush on one of Jackie's friends, and I'm always texting her or whenever she posts a photo with this girl, I'm like, you know, hook it up. Check in.
Jackie
She has a boyfriend.
Francis Ellis
Yeah.
John Feidelberg
Get a wedge. You got a wedge in there?
Francis Ellis
But we have a. Yeah, we have a funny rapport where I. I try to present well for Jackie in case the word gets back to her. Would you.
Kevin Clancy
Would you. Would you. If she was single, would you hook it up?
Jackie
Would I hook it? I. I don't know if I could do that. I'm kidding. No, I actually. I could see it. I. I can.
Francis Ellis
No, I think I'm too old for her. It's just a funny thing.
Jackie
You said, give her, like, a wink.
Francis Ellis
Oh, yeah, you were. You messaged me and said, like, I'm hanging out with her. And I. You were like, I'm out with her or whatever. And I was like, oh, tell her I say hi. But, like, in kind of like a coy, standoffish way, like, maybe. No, no, that's my Maybe. Like, give her a wink and then don't talk to her for the rest of the night. And then you were like, I did this and whatever. And I was like, that's not right.
John Feidelberg
I can't wink.
Jackie
You'll be the first to know. I ship it. I'm in full support.
Francis Ellis
That's great.
Kevin Clancy
All right. Good stuff, man.
John Feidelberg
Thank you.
Francis Ellis
Thank you guys for having me. Always a pleasure. Appreciate you sa.
KFC Radio: Francis Explains Walking In on Mintzy During Surviving Barstool Filming
Episode Release Date: January 16, 2025
In this episode of KFC Radio, hosted by Kevin Clancy and featuring Francis Ellis, the conversation delves deep into Francis's experiences during the filming of "Surviving Barstool," a reality-show-inspired project by Barstool Sports. The episode is a blend of personal anecdotes, behind-the-scenes insights, and humorous exchanges, offering listeners an engaging glimpse into the unconventional world of Barstool's entertainment ventures.
The episode kicks off with Kevin Clancy introducing listeners to KFC Radio, highlighting its essence as a podcast version of a quintessential bar conversation. Although the initial moments include promotional segments, the hosts swiftly transition to substantive discussions.
Francis Ellis shares his path to joining Barstool Sports, emphasizing his background in tutoring and how it inadvertently led him to the company. He recounts:
Francis Ellis [03:07]: "I tutored middle schoolers for years. It made me fluent in the subject again and ultimately got me hired at Barstool."
Francis's integration into Barstool is highlighted by his close relationship with a family he tutored, which culminated in the older son officiating his wedding—a testament to the strong bonds formed within the Barstool community.
A significant portion of the conversation revolves around Dave Portnoy, Barstool's founder. Francis expresses a complex relationship with Dave, characterized by respect, gratitude, and fear. He elaborates:
Francis Ellis [27:22]: "...Dave is a figure of respect, gratitude, and fear. That's the three-pronged feeling I have."
Francis discusses the challenges of maintaining job security within Barstool, a topic that becomes particularly poignant when he recounts his contract negotiations and subsequent involvement in "Surviving Barstool."
The crux of the episode centers on an unexpected and awkward encounter Francis had while filming "Surviving Barstool." He narrates the incident with Mintzy, a fellow employee:
Francis Ellis [11:22]: "We had a shared bathroom. I needed to use it, knocked on the door, and saw Mintzy naked on the bed."
Francis explains how he handled the situation with professionalism by apologizing and ensuring Mintzy's privacy:
Francis Ellis [12:16]: "I went to pee, knocked on the door, didn't hear anything, opened it to find Mintzy in the bathroom naked. I apologized and closed the door to give him privacy."
The incident sparked discussions about workplace etiquette, boundaries, and the unique pressures of being part of a reality-based entertainment project.
Francis delves into the strategic aspects of participating in "Surviving Barstool," likening it to a Survivor-style competition. He discusses the complexities of alliances, voting dynamics, and the influence of Dave's authoritative presence:
Francis Ellis [22:03]: "I tend to want chaos to make things happen... We were trying to vote Dave out, but it was risky."
The conversation highlights the tension between individual strategies and collective decisions, illustrating the high-stakes environment of the show.
The hosts branch out into broader topics, reflecting on the nature of fame within the Barstool ecosystem and the challenges of maintaining authenticity amidst commercial pressures. Francis shares his thoughts on balancing personal ambitions with company loyalty:
Francis Ellis [85:53]: "I'm so happy at Barstool, and I want this to be my priority. I’m being more selective and intentional with my stand-up to avoid burnout."
The discussion touches on the pitfalls of overexposure, the commercialization of personal brands, and the importance of retaining genuine connections with audiences.
Injecting humor and relatability, the hosts share stories about traffic laws and commuting experiences. Francis and John Feidelberg exchange witty remarks about drivers violating shoulder rules, leading to a lighthearted yet insightful conversation:
Francis Ellis [46:02]: "Every car that goes by adds minutes to my commute. If you don’t follow the rules, it affects everyone."
These anecdotes provide a breather from the intense discussions, showcasing the hosts' chemistry and humor.
As the episode winds down, Francis reflects on his renewed commitment to Barstool and upcoming stand-up performances. He expresses enthusiasm for future projects and his desire to maintain a healthy work-life balance:
Francis Ellis [85:53]: "I’m just going to be more selective and intentional with my stand-up. It’s not for the money anymore."
The hosts briefly mention upcoming events and encourage listeners to stay tuned for future episodes, maintaining the show's engaging and conversational tone.
Francis Ellis [00:09]: "90% of the interactions I've had with Dave have been because there is a catastrophe."
Francis Ellis [11:22]: "We had a shared bathroom. I had to use it, knocked on the door, and saw Mintzy naked on the bed."
Francis Ellis [22:03]: "I tend to want chaos to make things happen... We were trying to vote Dave out, but it was risky."
Francis Ellis [27:22]: "...Dave is a figure of respect, gratitude, and fear. That's the three-pronged feeling I have."
Francis Ellis [85:53]: "I’m just going to be more selective and intentional with my stand-up. It’s not for the money anymore."
This episode of KFC Radio offers a candid and multifaceted exploration of Francis Ellis's experiences with Barstool Sports and the unique dynamics of reality-show-style projects like "Surviving Barstool." Through heartfelt reflections, humorous anecdotes, and insightful discussions, listeners gain a deeper understanding of the interplay between personal aspirations and corporate environments. The engaging dialogue between the hosts ensures that both dedicated Barstool fans and casual listeners find the content relatable and entertaining.