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Jon Gruden
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Nick Murphy
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Nick Murphy
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Jon Gruden
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Unknown
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Nick Murphy
Your PR person ever. Your.
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Nick Murphy
Word. It's great to be back.
Jon Gruden
What's. What's the latest? Man, I heard. I heard you got an announcement. I heard you.
Nick Murphy
Yeah, I got the. The Netflix introducing thing. It's gonna be cool. Huge. It's gonna be sick. Yeah.
Unknown
And where. Where was that audition at?
Nick Murphy
There were two. There was one in Nashville and one here at the Stand in New York. I mean, they did them at a couple different locations, but. But it was very cool.
Unknown
But you didn't think it went well, did you?
Nick Murphy
I. Well, no, I thought I had a good set. It was the. There was a. You know, it was about, like, half, maybe a third capacity. It's kind of, like, seemed like some people that didn't even know what the deal was, which is just more funny to me because I'm like, this is who decides your whole bunch of, like, tourists.
Jon Gruden
Right.
Nick Murphy
But I just had fun with them and messed around.
Jon Gruden
And I don't know what's worse, though, is, like, comedy nerds who, like, might be a tough crowd or, like, have their favorites play favorites or, like, that.
Nick Murphy
Can with industry people that have a million people, and they're just, like.
Jon Gruden
They have a grudge against you for.
Nick Murphy
Whatever reason, even if you crush. They're just like, yeah, that was good.
Jon Gruden
Right?
Nick Murphy
But they're genius.
Jon Gruden
They've seen the best of the best.
Nick Murphy
Well, we get the same way, like, comics. You see so many good sets. You're just like, yeah, that was good.
Unknown
Yeah.
Nick Murphy
You're not necessarily.
Jon Gruden
Meanwhile, a civilian is like, that's the funniest thing.
Nick Murphy
Well, that's why. That's part of the. Ignorance is bliss with people that Go to shows, they just get to enjoy it. I mean, the first thinking about their set or their thing coming up.
Jon Gruden
I vividly remember the first, like few shows I went to. I remember I a Pete Davidson when he was still doing stand up like early when he was like 21 and Ricky Velez open for him. And I was like, that is the funniest person alive. Funniest thing. And he is awesome. I'm not taking away from him, but it was like. And then I saw. I think I saw Dino Rollins.
Nick Murphy
He's one of the hardest hitter hitters out there. Donald Rollins, he's a tough follow.
Jon Gruden
A couple other guys that I know their names now and like, they are successful. But in the time, in the first couple times I saw them live and you get the moon in the room and it's infectious and all that. It's like, oh, every. Every single person I saw for the first like five times, I was like, that's the funniest person ever.
Nick Murphy
Of course.
Jon Gruden
So if you catch a room full of those, it's like, yeah, but that's.
Nick Murphy
The beauty of you have not having been through the. The war zone. That is stand up comedy. So you get to just enjoy the finished product as opposed to.
Jon Gruden
Do you think there's any, like, it's, it's almost like a magic act in some regards.
Nick Murphy
There's similarities.
Jon Gruden
Yeah. But like, like when you've done it so many times and like, I don't know, it just becomes like the laughter is just almost part of it. You know what I mean? It's. It's.
Nick Murphy
Yeah, sometimes you just see like if they're laughing or if they're not, you're just sort of. As opposed to. I don't know. But. But yeah, you do get into like a zone. Sometimes you're like, all right, this is a really good set.
Jon Gruden
Yeah.
Nick Murphy
But other times you'll do really well and just like, yeah, that went really well, but you're not like over the moon.
Jon Gruden
It's also very interesting to watch crowds because I don't like when people will blame a crowd, but there is definitely moments of like.
Nick Murphy
I think so. But I agree with the mentality. You shouldn't blame the crowd. Yeah, there's. There's something for every crowd. Aside from pandering. You never want to do that. But there's something. And some shows I'm just like, yeah, I just didn't figure out what the thing was for that crowd. Yeah, it just is what it is.
Jon Gruden
That night in Austin, I was like, you know, I had Tears in my eyes at some sets, and the crowd was kind of like, clapped her and like, I was like, what the Is wrong with you guys? Yeah, that was just me. As a fan, I can't imagine you're on stage and, you know, you're hitting all your punch lines and everything, and it's just, like, not getting the reactions like you guys.
Nick Murphy
Well, you can play with that, too. I mean, sometimes just acknowledging that they're not laughing at stuff that normally hits is funny. Sometimes the room's half and half. So, like, these guys are laughing, these guys aren't. That's also fun.
Jon Gruden
That's part of your.
Nick Murphy
What's wrong with you guys? What's. These guys at the fun table over here having a great time? Yeah.
Jon Gruden
Yeah.
Nick Murphy
You know, you guys don't like, assault. You guys don't like. That's not your thing, you know, whatever trick you want to use, you know.
Unknown
What was I. I was gonna say, I thought when you first said it, I thought it was silly that, like, tourist rooms are choosing. Netflix is introducing. But then the more I thought about it more, it actually makes a lot of sense, because that's who they want.
Jon Gruden
That's America.
Unknown
That's who they want.
Nick Murphy
And I'm saying tourists. I mean, I'm just guessing. I don't know if they actually were a lot of Asians, but. But.
Unknown
But, you know, taking pictures of each.
Nick Murphy
Other trying to do my set. No, no, they were. They were lovely, lovely Asians.
Unknown
I see Asians taking pictures all the time.
Nick Murphy
This is what. This is what the conversation was meant to be steered towards. Let's talk about this.
Unknown
It's. It's because I live near at least one of. I don't know how many offices they have, but one of the Google headquarters in New York.
Nick Murphy
Yeah.
Unknown
And I. There are always Asian people across the street taking pictures of it. And I can never decide, are they.
Nick Murphy
Just like, call the police or not?
Unknown
Are they like. Are they like, whoa, see something, say something? You know? But are they like. Are they Asian people who are just like, whoa, that's Google. Or are they going into their first day of work?
Jon Gruden
I was going to say, this is them. Like, this is my new office.
Unknown
Yeah, yeah.
Nick Murphy
Just sending it back to Mom. And you're like, look at all these goddamn immigrants out here. It's like, no, I work here, man. Sorry.
Unknown
It's also funny because. And I just learned this doing the bracket the other day because right. Right where they take pictures, okay, they're always. There's always Asian guys taking pictures of Google and then it's right behind. It's on the sidewalk across the street from the Google. And then there's just an empty lot. Like, there's a chain link fence up and there's no building. It's just an empty lot. Yeah, but they're always pressed into the chain link fence, taking pictures of the empty lot. And I was saying that on the bracket the other day, and Nick Tyranny's on that show. Nick Tyranny is a big Pokemon Go player. And he was like. He was like, dude, now your apartment is a gym. And I was like, is that a thing? It's a big thing. He goes, yeah, it's like a gym in Pokemon Go, I guess, where they keep Poke.
Nick Murphy
He's like, you're the leader. Fights, dude, I didn't even know I had the app.
Unknown
He goes, I've been to your apartment many times without telling you. He's like, I'll be on your. Like crazy on your front porch. And I've just not told you because I've been collecting.
Jon Gruden
Still doing that, huh? Yeah, I remember when that started. I. In. In retrospect, it's pretty lame, but I was on, like, a crusade against it. Like, when that was so viral, I was. I had a whole blog. It was a way of being like, these people are so ridiculous.
Nick Murphy
Hillary Clinton and Pokemon Go to the polls. And then she lost.
Jon Gruden
If you do that, it better work.
Unknown
Pokemon Go to the polls. I forgot about that.
Jon Gruden
That would be very funny. Like, she's calling up, you know, Nintendo, put all your Pokemon next to the. Yeah, Pokemon right.
Unknown
Now I remember the. I had the exact opposite of you on Pokemon Go.
Jon Gruden
You like it?
Unknown
Well, I mean, I didn't like it, but me and Louis really took it seriously.
Nick Murphy
Everybody did for at least. At least a week. And then some people went like a few months.
Jon Gruden
I can't believe people still doing it.
Unknown
We were probably like. We were probably like two to three weeks. But we were. It was the summer we moved here, or it was before that. So it was just. Lou and I were living in Newport and we would just go out every night hunting Pokemon. I spent thousands of dollars.
Nick Murphy
Well, you talk about the fences. People got in trouble. They got in trouble because. Yeah, they put up Charmander in, like, private property. People were jumping over. And it got into, like, a legal thing.
Jon Gruden
Pretty impressive.
Nick Murphy
Where they had to like, all right, let's not put this in this woman's bedroom.
Unknown
Yeah.
Nick Murphy
And then there's a guy outside her window just doing this. Let's put this super rare Pokemon on.
Jon Gruden
Like, a children's playground. That's crazy, man.
Nick Murphy
The guy's like, no, no. I almost got n. I broke. Just. Just hang on a second.
Jon Gruden
That. I also had a blog series for a long time. In retrospect, I should not have. It was just called Asian people are aliens part. And I put, like, part, like 9,000, 250. You know what I mean? Like, just endless numbers of just being like, Asian people are not humans.
Nick Murphy
They're just so. Clip that. Yeah, clip that. When I.
Jon Gruden
When I see that, like, the pictures and the. Like, I'm just like, we. I can't believe we're from the same planet.
Unknown
It's.
Nick Murphy
Sure.
Jon Gruden
You could not be more different.
Nick Murphy
I'm sure, like, the first white people said the same thing. And here we are again, have made no progress. You stay on your side. I did make that joke once. I did Georgia Tech, a frat party show, and Georgia Tech. And I said I wasn't sure, like, if I was going the right way. I had my GPS out looking for the frat house, but then I was like, I'm like, am I even close to Georgia Tech? And then I saw three Asian guys playing Pokemon Go walk past me. Like, I'm getting close. But then I was like, I had my phone out like this, so they must have thought I was playing Pokemon Go, too. I'm just looking for the gps.
Jon Gruden
The whole world is just secretly. Pokemon Go are.
Nick Murphy
I'm just spinning in a theta cot.
Unknown
I'll say this, watching you over here.
Nick Murphy
Yeah.
Unknown
You know what you're doing?
Nick Murphy
I played a lot. I did play a lot. I'm saying, for those first couple months. Yeah, I was into it, too.
Unknown
When I saw you flick this, I was like, oh, yeah, you throw the ball.
Nick Murphy
Go to raids.
Jon Gruden
Like, chap captures it.
Nick Murphy
Yeah. You go to, like, a Raid, where you have to get a legendary. It's a bunch of people meet up. See, this is where they're going to tune out.
Jon Gruden
I mean, people lose people in, like.
Nick Murphy
In Central park, running, and it was embarrassing.
Unknown
Yeah.
Nick Murphy
My buddy was more into it, and he would go with the people. I would stand behind a tree and just. I'm not gay, man.
Unknown
I'm just.
Nick Murphy
I'm just here. This is a business trip. Get this mewtwo. We go home. I'm not talking to these. These are different losers. These are not human beings. These people are from another planet. That's not me.
Jon Gruden
I'm a regular guy.
Unknown
Just picked up a quick little hobby.
Nick Murphy
I go home to my family. I don't tell My wife, whatever it is.
Jon Gruden
Is that so? That's still. I'm sure that's probably making, like, a billion dollars a day, and I don't even know it, right?
Nick Murphy
Oh, yeah. They're gonna be rich forever, man. They just keep coming out with new versions, new Pokemon.
Unknown
They. On that same podcast. Can you pull up the 1000th Pokemon? The podcast was Nick's least favorite things, and he's furious about this. One thousand. About the thousandth Pokemon who got introduced. Something like Gold. Something. Just go to images. This is Take. Take anus off. Yeah, that one right there.
Nick Murphy
Goldango.
Unknown
Goldango.
Nick Murphy
I know about this guy.
Unknown
And they were like. All the Pokemon people on the show were, like, furious. They're like, he sucks. He's the worst Pokemon. They weren't talking about his attributes. They just talking about strictly, like, what he looks like.
Nick Murphy
Yeah.
Unknown
I had to give them. I was like, guys, bad news. He looks like every Pokemon.
Jon Gruden
I was gonna say, what's different about him than the other one?
Nick Murphy
Well, here's the thing. They. You can only make so many, and they're running out of ideas. We used to make fun of this one in high school called Clef Key. It's just a ring of keys, and it's like, how long did it take you guys to come up with that? Whose job is it to come up with the new.
Jon Gruden
I think there are people who are trolling, like, let's make as bad of a Pokemon as we can and see.
Nick Murphy
If it could do this. Hey, we got TV at Soar. And then you're just like, that's in. Put it in. Yes.
Jon Gruden
It was a card game and then a video game, or vice versa. Hard cards first.
Nick Murphy
Was it cards first?
Unknown
I don't know.
Nick Murphy
That's actually a very good question. I don't even know. I thought it was the Game Boy games, like, Red and Blue. I thought that was the original and then the cards. I don't know.
Unknown
Not a card game first.
Nick Murphy
Okay, so it was the Game Boy first. Yeah, yeah. Red and blue, dude.
Jon Gruden
I remember six is like. To me, I think a Pokemon is like, I was too old for it, and it was like a New age thing, but, like, nice.
Nick Murphy
I was. I was swept right up in it. So that's interesting.
Jon Gruden
I'm surprised. I'm not. I was into all that. Nerd. I'm into the nerd now. Yeah, but it was like, I was a nerd as a kid, and I'm a nerd as an adult.
Nick Murphy
I'm cool. Yeah, it's. It's the. It's step brothers where they're like, now we got night vision goggles and we're 40.
Unknown
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nick Murphy
This is way more awesome.
Jon Gruden
Yeah.
Unknown
I remember one time being at the beach and I was probably. It was probably 96, 97, something like that. A couple of my friends were there, they had their cards and I was like, let's go trade. I don't even. I don't. Honestly, I don't even remember how trading cards actually worked or playing whatever. But we at least, you know, we're pretending to. And we did it on my dad's car. On the hood of his brand new car.
Nick Murphy
Yeah.
Unknown
And like in the process of passing cards back and forth, we scratched it a lot. And I remember just getting like yelled at by my dad for. For fucking up his car. But it was one of the more serious like yellings he's ever given me because he was like. And also, I've clearly failed as a dad. You're. Because you were at the beach.
Nick Murphy
Fucking training cards. You scratched my car. My car with.
Unknown
You were at the beach.
Nick Murphy
Beach, dude.
Unknown
Half naked women, sports, water, whatever, the football.
Jon Gruden
And get a boner, bro.
Nick Murphy
You scratch my car with a nine iron. I wouldn't have said anything. That's good. My boys learned the right stuff.
Unknown
It was like, you do the eland, was it? That was her name, right?
Jon Gruden
Eland.
Nick Murphy
Yeah.
Unknown
I'm fine with eling my car. But like, he was. It was so he just like, what were you playing?
Nick Murphy
Well, here's the up Pokemon, dude. Here's the up part. You know how expensive original Pokemon cards are now?
Jon Gruden
Sure.
Nick Murphy
So actually he scratched your cards with his car. Because if you get those rated, dude, you got a Charizard original. That thing goes for ten grand.
Jon Gruden
I used to play Magic the Gathering. You know that.
Nick Murphy
Of course.
Jon Gruden
That's some real nerd shit.
Nick Murphy
Yeah, yeah.
Jon Gruden
And I was old enough young. Yeah. I was. I was doing it when it was like easy to attain a bunch of cards.
Nick Murphy
Yes.
Jon Gruden
And even though I was probably in like first, second, third, fourth grade. So there were cards at like the collectible store that was like $400.
Nick Murphy
Yep.
Jon Gruden
That I was like, oh, that's a million dollars. I'll never get it.
Nick Murphy
Yeah.
Jon Gruden
But now that's where of a million dollars.
Nick Murphy
You know what it is? Because I have the same thing and I have almost none of my original cards. I don't know where they are. You don't think about it like that when you're a kid. Like, this is an investment. I just bought bitcoin.
Jon Gruden
Yeah, yeah.
Nick Murphy
You ever seen the original Saw? Yeah. He wakes up in the bathtub.
Jon Gruden
Yeah.
Nick Murphy
And then the key goes down the drain. And at the end of the movie, the bad guy wakes up. It's the big twist, and he goes. The keys in the bathtub. Well, he remembers at the beginning of the movie, it went down the drain. It's gone. That's Pokemon cards. Because he wasn't thinking about it. He just woke up out of a stupor. And he's like, what the hell's going on? Not realizing it's all. It's already over. Yeah, that's Pokemon cards. They're gone. There's no way to get my originals back.
Jon Gruden
I think Post malone paid like 2 million bucks for one Logan.
Nick Murphy
Paul's got that big Charizard voice flexes, but that's like, real shit. They're really expensive.
Unknown
As. As a kid, we like my. My house, my. All my siblings, we chose to back Beanie Babies. So we fucked up.
Nick Murphy
But. But did that. Did those get expensive if you still have them? I don't think now, but they had, like, a window.
Jon Gruden
They had their moment. I think now you can get like a couple hundred bucks here and there, and there's probably like a few that really pop off. But there was a era, like, in between.
Nick Murphy
Our house was full of. I had a sister, so she was all over those things.
Jon Gruden
I was gonna say the princess.
Unknown
The princess dies. I. I remember my dad was like, on a work trip in Canada, and we. We, like, made a Mrs. Flight. We're like, do not come home without the princess.
Jon Gruden
Post death or post.
Unknown
I'm like 99 sure. Because I don't remember her death, but I do remember.
Jon Gruden
I wonder if it was like, if you had that and then she died and you were like, so much money.
Nick Murphy
Values gonna go up.
Jon Gruden
Yeah. I think that these show up at the.
Unknown
Yeah, they put a pretty big twist on the paparazzi. They just had a trunk full of Princess diabetes.
Nick Murphy
Sell them out of their car. The funeral.
Unknown
We're either getting an autograph these, or we're killing them. Either way.
Nick Murphy
Yeah.
Jon Gruden
I mean, these are always like, this is what it's listed for. I don't know if anyone's buying it for 292, 000, but looks like they still definitely have some value. But, man, there was. That was a crazy. Because they were smart about it, though. I. I remember reading about this. I'm pretty sure everyone you bought had a predicted value. They almost, like built it into the. It's like you're buying it now for like five bucks. But like in 10 years this will be worth like 500.
Unknown
Yeah.
Jon Gruden
And it was almost like marketing of it. That's what I mean.
Nick Murphy
Yeah. But what a fun way to just put that on there.
Unknown
There's actually a movie about it that's. It's decent. It's nothing great, but Zach Galifianakis and Elizabeth Banks. It's an Apple TV movie called like the Beanie Boom or something like that.
Nick Murphy
Huh. How did that do?
Unknown
It was one of those directed streaming. So I don't know. But it's like if you're like, buy.
Nick Murphy
This movie now, ten years from now.
Unknown
If you're looking for something to have on the background, it's fine. I wouldn't recommend it as like a sit down and make it a movie.
Nick Murphy
That's the dream, dude. Just have background that I get residual check. Anytime I'm in like a CVS and I just hear some pop song that like is not awesome, but it's in cbs. It's like, God, the checks on that grocery makes mediocre.
Jon Gruden
Get on.
Unknown
Yeah, get yourself on 67 on that.
Jon Gruden
Yes. Dude.
Nick Murphy
I would love that. If they're playing my comedy album in the back of a Lowe's.
Jon Gruden
It's just like, you know what the key is? You got to. You know, when you make pop music, it's like 99% love songs.
Nick Murphy
Sure.
Jon Gruden
You got like once a year make a like, I'm going to make it to the top of the mountain type song. And it gets played in every inspirational show and sports.
Unknown
I almost did the opposite of that with like, like Rachel Platon every time.
Jon Gruden
Yeah. Fight song every time.
Unknown
Her phone rings. She must be so depressed. Was just like, well, something horrible happened. You know what I mean? So I've been to. I've been to three Rachel Platinum concerts in my life. None of them were for good things.
Nick Murphy
Yeah.
Unknown
You know what I mean?
Jon Gruden
Like, we need you for this terrorist attack to like.
Nick Murphy
Yeah.
Jon Gruden
She's a children's hospital, dude.
Unknown
I get every like charity thing I go to and Rachel Platten's performing and it's just like bombing a bunch of special needs whatever casual dude.
Nick Murphy
Bombing in the Middle East. She's texting the president. Like, I'm on it. I'm right.
Unknown
She opened the playoffs. Playoffs the other night she opened for the California fires.
Jon Gruden
Yeah, they did.
Unknown
They had to have the game in Arizona because they couldn't play it in la.
Nick Murphy
Yeah.
Unknown
Rachel Platten started the thing. This is my fight. So it's like. Yeah, dude, I don't know. Everyone's dying. Yeah, but Rachel Platon's here.
Jon Gruden
Yeah, she basically like traffic's in death.
Nick Murphy
You know, it's the overcoming. We gotta overcome this every time. Yeah.
Jon Gruden
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Nick Murphy
But.
Jon Gruden
So, I mean, you must be pumped about Netflix. You know, that's. It's not. I don't think there's anything anymore that's quite like, you know, key to the castle. Like your career is going to open up. It's still, you know, I feel like it used to be like, if you got on Late Night as a comic, like, you're golden, you know, you're a band and you got on the radio, you made it. Now, it's not quite that, but it's a big step.
Nick Murphy
Yeah, it's a cool credit. I mean, it's. There's a lot of other really good comics on the thing. Who else? So there's a couple. A bunch of other Mothership people. Cam Patterson, Ari. Maddie.
Unknown
Oh, fuck, yeah.
Nick Murphy
Kill Tony. And Ruby Sednick is also super funny. She's not one of the regulars on Kill Tony, I don't think, but she's a Mothership comic, too. Amber Autry is a friend of mine from Nashville. And then I know Ray Lau. He opened for me in Sacramento. He's very funny guy from California. So I like. I know like half the lineup. So it's gonna be a good, good green room.
Unknown
No New York comics.
Nick Murphy
I don't know the answer to that. I don't know the other half. Yeah, they're all great, I'm sure. We just haven't been on shows together yet.
Jon Gruden
I feel like a lot of New York.
Nick Murphy
Oh, Eva Evans, I believe, is from New York, and correct me if I'm wrong, so I apologize if that's not accurate. But that's at least one. And then there's probably some other. But I don't know.
Unknown
It's cool to have it, like, more broad. Like, I feel like, like, yeah, New York comedy. I feel like there's always, obviously the air, like, that's the Supreme.
Jon Gruden
It's very similar to rap in my mind.
Unknown
It's how people talk about it, at least. It's like, you know, New York. That's the best comedy. I don't know if that's accurate, but.
Nick Murphy
People say we think of ourselves as rappers also, so.
Unknown
Yeah.
Jon Gruden
No, but would you agree? I feel like New York rap was, like, it. Was it. It started there or it, like, had the best.
Nick Murphy
Well, I'm biased because I'm from Atlanta, so, like, I'm part of the. You know that I always stand for the Andre 3000. Yeah, that's kind of what.
Jon Gruden
Yeah, yeah, but that's what I mean, like. Like, until, like, Andre came through and said that, and then, like, that kind of came true. You have, like.
Nick Murphy
So, like, I've openly been like, New.
Jon Gruden
York, I don't like them. I don't need them. And, like, it's still a thing, but if you look around, it's more Austin, Louisiana. You know, Atlanta now.
Nick Murphy
So, like, those are where the spotlights are right now, for sure. Yeah, man. The Kill Tony stuff's huge.
Jon Gruden
How do you like those guys being like, Kill Tony regulars is like, they get on, they do the show, and they. They do well, and Tony just invites you back to the point you're a regular. Almost like.
Unknown
Because it's like, you.
Jon Gruden
We know that Ari and Cam are like, Kill Tony guys now.
Nick Murphy
Yeah, yeah.
Jon Gruden
But a lot of people have been on there, and it's like, did they just not do as well, or did Tony not personally like them enough to invite you back?
Nick Murphy
His own little ecosystem, you know, I don't even know, really, Tony that. Well, We've chatted a couple.
Jon Gruden
Have you done.
Nick Murphy
I have not done Kill Tony.
Jon Gruden
You just got to wait for, like.
Nick Murphy
The call on that, I guess. Yeah, I mean, it's. I'll. I'll do it. I'll do the panel. Although I'm not really, like, a huge name, so I don't know if they'd have me on that, but it seems like a fun time. Just kind of mess around and talk some shit.
Jon Gruden
It's crazy that that's, like, within the comedy world. It's like a little subset of it where, like, if you have a good set or a memorable moment or, like, Cam with the rocks or whatever.
Nick Murphy
Well, that's the thing.
Jon Gruden
Viral and then that's it.
Nick Murphy
Yeah, man. I mean, that's what went viral. Not even the set itself, which is also an interesting thing. A lot of people's interview. That's why the interview is so important. A lot of people's interviews go vi. Viral and not their set.
Jon Gruden
I was gonna say.
Nick Murphy
I don't even know if he had a good set. I Just, it's just that's not what people talk about. They talk about the rocks thing.
Unknown
Yeah.
Nick Murphy
Which wasn't even. He told me his set was about having roaches in his apartment. I'd talk to Cam about it. Really? Yeah, I'm sure it was good. But the moment was the rocks because that's.
Jon Gruden
It's kind of the same thing with like podcasts and like clips and all that, which some in some regards sucks because you're like, it's very reductive and you're kind of like, we don't even know what he said on his set.
Nick Murphy
Yeah.
Jon Gruden
And this is what went viral.
Nick Murphy
But I think the, the cream will rise kind of a thing. Like, I'm an old school guy. I got into the clip stuff. I've kind of slowed down with it just because I've gotten busy and I'm, I do all of it. I do my own editing, I do my own. And I've had people reach out and offer to do my clips, but like they charge and so it's a money thing. And then will they do it exactly how I like to do my clips? I don't know. Will the clip even go? Is even worth spending all this time on?
Jon Gruden
Yeah, I think that is, I think that is the future.
Nick Murphy
But for me it's just like just focus on the stand up and then.
Jon Gruden
Yeah, so that's what I think what needs to happen is. I mean, ideally, in a perfect world, the content creator runs their own accounts, makes their own promotional, because then it's just like, it's all natural, organic, real, all that. But it's also just not very feasible because I think, you know, you focus on your comedy and then there is a whole industry to itself of like, I want to be a clipper. I want to run a content page, put up clips. And like, to you, that's like busy work that you don't want to do. But if that was your passion, which sounds crazy, but there are people who are passionate about it. There's guys, it's like, let's link that up. We split the revenue of this, you know, let's make a YouTube channel. You do the clips. I, you know, I get to chunk of the money. You get a little bit of that money, but it also raises my brand and like, let's just go.
Nick Murphy
There's guys that do that. There's guys that got into stand up at starting as clip guys. Yeah. And they're like, hey, I'll film all your shows if I could open for you. And so then now all of a sudden you're, you're in theaters, you're in, you're only two years in, but you're the clip guy and you're doing all.
Jon Gruden
This and there's an art to it where if you're good at Course.
Nick Murphy
Yeah. There's different ways to do it in the quick zoom in and out, keep the eye moving and all that kind of bullshit.
Jon Gruden
Like the, the speed of, you know, it's like you did the set and it's up tomorrow, the next day, whatever. Like.
Nick Murphy
Yeah. Consistency especially.
Jon Gruden
I hear it from the streamers more because you know they'll do like a 12 hour stream.
Nick Murphy
Oh yeah.
Jon Gruden
And no one's gonna like the diehards will watch that. But then most people want to just see the clips.
Nick Murphy
Yeah.
Jon Gruden
So you know there was, there's people talking about. I think it was like Kaiser Net paid like hundreds of thousands like a hundred thousand dollars a month to clippers.
Nick Murphy
Yeah.
Jon Gruden
Because if there's, I mean I always like. I remember there was a Twitter account that was called KFC Radio Uncut. And it was just like a fan who started it and I was like, this is so awesome that there's someone out there who likes us enough. They just do this and it's good for us.
Nick Murphy
But shout out to KFC Uncut. Keep doing what you're doing.
Jon Gruden
It was like a good, you know, it's a good sign that someone likes it enough to do it. And the fact that they are doing it, it's good for business. And it's like that was one. If you could have like dozens of.
Nick Murphy
Those accounts and it's all an investment. I mean with Kai doing that, that's like at LeBron on his body, you know.
Unknown
Yeah.
Nick Murphy
What a million a year. Same.
Jon Gruden
That's my, that's my bag.
Nick Murphy
Yeah. Yeah.
Jon Gruden
So I, I think that clipping like became a thing and now it almost kind of got a little nauseating. Everything was a clip, clip, clip. Now then I think it kind of like settles into like, like it's a business now. Like it's its own. You know the way you have to have your own social media. You also have to have your own clips channels and they have to run it and you know, it's, it's like kind of a fad and then settles in as just like a necessity settles.
Nick Murphy
In and there'll be a next thing.
Jon Gruden
Totally.
Nick Murphy
Again, I think just the. I'm an old school guy, like I said. So just sticking with what I originally started out doing, which is just stand up comedy if we can just keep. Am I getting better every year? Am I just still getting better? You'll get, I think you'll get some sort of opportunity to get something. And so, yeah, now I got some momentum. That doesn't mean it's over. That doesn't mean it's. And again, I appreciate you even saying that. I didn't come on here to promote that, but I appreciate you saying it. But yeah, I'm not like Dave Chappelle now or anything and it's a very cool credit.
Jon Gruden
Never know, though. I mean, as long as those, like, those you have a chance that maybe that'll.
Nick Murphy
Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, there's gonna. Hopefully will lead to more things, but again, the standup's gotta stay consistent and then keep writing the new jokes. I was talking with Matt Edgar. He's a great comic. He's in Austin now. He was a Comedy Store guy in la. He's been doing it for a long time. He came up with Tony and he was saying, it's just the next joke. That's what it's about. What's the next new joke? That's what we get excited about, where it's like. Because you'll go crazy if you're just doing the same hour. You know, Louie changed the game on that, where you got to have a new hour. You don't have to. Nobody's Louie, but at this point. But, you know, working towards that, maybe if you can have a new hour every three years, every five years. Well, especially with the Internet, something new.
Jon Gruden
I mean, I'd imagine back in the day, have one good set and you do it for the next decade. Yeah, because nobody, no one's seeing it. No one's talking about it.
Nick Murphy
Exactly.
Jon Gruden
I haven't come to Tampa yet, so there's a whole new market, which is.
Nick Murphy
Why crowd work took off, because now comics don't want to burn their material. Then we sort of figured out that people don't necessarily care that much. Again, we're not Louie. We're not like, they're not following you that tight. Some of them want to see that joke again if that's why they came to see you first place.
Jon Gruden
I, I, it's like going to see a band. It's like, I know what your clothes are going to be. I want to fucking see it.
Nick Murphy
It's a little different because music people do want to hear the hits, but if you do see the same guy twice and it's the exact same hour, people will talk about exact same ride home.
Jon Gruden
Yes, but like I think you should hit your two or three big ones.
Nick Murphy
And some guys will do that at the end. Do the, you know, gaff. Are going to get to do the Hot Pockets, do all that kind of shit. And that's fun. But, yeah, you want to update it for your own sanity, but also, obviously, to keep the act.
Jon Gruden
I think the crowd work thing is another thing that's. The pendulum's gone back and forth, like. Yeah, I think it was very funny and seemed revolutionary at the time. Then people started to catch on that it's like, wait a minute. That wasn't really, like, natural. You just kind of shoehorned it. In the written joke that you use the audience, there's tricks and then there's.
Nick Murphy
To dive in and out of your bits or some this or some that or. And I like doing it. I think you should be able to do it. I don't think it should be your whole act if that's not what you want to do. Some guys want to do a whole lot of crowd work. That's great, too.
Jon Gruden
Well, that's what I mean. And then it almost became people kind of criticizing it, of course, treating like it's lazy.
Nick Murphy
Yeah. Because guys started blowing up and they got right about it.
Jon Gruden
But also, I think. I mean, like, if you look at Big J, it's like, yeah, he's a legend. And a goat, of course, if you're one. If you're like a hack, I get it. But I think the guys who are really good at it, it is kind of the highest form of. You're thinking on your feet. You're. It's not. It's not that magic show thing I was talking about. You're not rehearsing it a thousand times. Like, you can be funny right here, right now with. No. So I think it' it's actually, you know, I think I get why some people kind of soured on it, but then I think it went too far the other direction, you know?
Nick Murphy
Yeah. I think. I think there's definitely a middle ground to land in that's a more balanced sort of act. I like to do a little bit of both. If I need to do just a set, I'll do just a set. If it's a crowd work show, I'll do some of that. I like being able to do it and have fun with it. The crowd likes it. I think some of the guys that are, like, above doing it, you know, is a little ridiculous at the end of the day. You're talking to your audience or whatever. Yeah, I'm not gonna do all. And it's like, all right, well, maybe you can't, you know.
Jon Gruden
Yeah, well, that's what I mean.
Nick Murphy
I feel like it's convenient. I'm not call anybody out. But it's like, yeah, there's a balance. There's a balance. Do some jokes, do some crowd work, do one, do the other. Just have, have a good show, have fun with the stuff, and don't be a hacky guy up there.
Jon Gruden
Yeah, I, I mean, I, I, when I, I feel like Matt Rife catches a lot of heat for it.
Nick Murphy
He sure does.
Jon Gruden
Pure.
Nick Murphy
The pure guys.
Jon Gruden
But when I see some of those, I'm like, this is a wild story of like, yeah, this guy in the audience, like, has no legs or, you know, whatever. And it's like, I don't.
Nick Murphy
That's, I mean, listen, dude, if that's his thing. I mean, dude, now he's Steve Jobs.
Jon Gruden
That's a little bit much.
Nick Murphy
Dude. This is not. This is wild, but, but, but also to me thing, and he's raking in the dough, and good for him.
Jon Gruden
You know, I am a very big fan of, like, if, if I get within, like, the fraternity, there's a way to do this. And our, like, forefathers did it this way, and we must do it this way, too. Do something different, you know what I mean? Like, if you're doing something different, like.
Nick Murphy
Yeah, everybody hates change or the, the old heads are always going to hate change or whatever it is, you know?
Jon Gruden
The mic is funny, though. I always thought that was a little bit.
Nick Murphy
Well, and having said that, Matt Rife did, like, my Instagram story twice, so I like Matt polarizing shout out. And I don't even know if that was an assistant. They just made a mistake. Boy, did I screenshot that quick. That's mine. Now we're getting that framed. Well, you know the originator. I was just talking about this with somebody. Was it Todd Berry? He was the first one. Shout out to Todd Berry for being the first guy to put out a crowd works special. Before it was cool. Before it was like, clip heavy and all that. And it was brilliant. Everybody go watch that. It was different cities. He did it. Oh, man. I was still in college, I think. So we're talking like 24, at least 10, maybe 10 years ago. Maybe less than that, but, like, it was a while ago. Todd Berry, crowd work special. He does, like, Five Cities, does some in between road trip stuff, and he's so good at it. And he'll still do it at live shows. He's like everybody wants crowd work now. You guys know that.
Jon Gruden
Is that just.
Unknown
We.
Jon Gruden
I took, I did my set and I just took the crowd work parts of it. Or is that they go out there for an hour and just about work.
Nick Murphy
Todd Berry in general, like, when you.
Jon Gruden
See, you know, a crowd work show.
Nick Murphy
Dude, it's just crowd work.
Jon Gruden
Like they don't even go up there with a pre with their regular set.
Nick Murphy
No, and he talks about that too in the documentary. Well, in the special, there's documentary esque, like parts to it where he goes. It's almost more relieving that I don't have to have a set memorized. Yeah, yeah, I'm just, I'm just gonna walk out there.
Jon Gruden
I could see that going both ways though. It's like, of course.
Nick Murphy
But if you've been doing it long enough and you're comfortable that you'll, you'll find something. Yeah, you'll find something that you can hit and you just gotta go. But there's one crowd that's being kind of tough and he just walks out and he. It's something like, he's like, man, last show crushed so hard, I walked out and talked to this lady about having a cup of coffee for an hour. That's all it takes, folks. I see you with a cup of coffee, it's over. Something like that. Because he's that good. He just knows it's gonna go, you know. Yeah, you can reference other shows and all that kind of shit, but yeah, dude, just do your thing. You know when is out to Todd Berry.
Jon Gruden
So you filmed the like, audition and then you've got it or.
Nick Murphy
No, no, there's no, none of those were taped. We just did the audition. The taping will be what's.
Jon Gruden
But I mean, so like, do you have the material you're going to do for that?
Nick Murphy
Yeah, yeah.
Jon Gruden
Okay, so it's the same. So you don't have to like write something new right now. You're going to like go, no. Yeah, that's got to feel good too. It's like, you know that I'm just.
Nick Murphy
Going to do crowd work.
Unknown
I always think of the Shane talking about when he got SNL the first time. Not the time, like, not as a cast member, but as a host. And he called Louis CK and he asked Louie for advice and he was like, what should I do? And Louie said, do your best stuff. And he's like, yeah, but when you got up there, you did something totally different. Lou goes, yeah, I'm so much better at this than you.
Nick Murphy
That Is great. I've seen that interview.
Jon Gruden
Yeah. I'm Louis CK and he, by the way, he's talking to, like, the. The second best of all time.
Nick Murphy
Very cool conversation to get to have. Yeah. Yeah. And to know he's probably right. But also, even the fact that you're on the phone with him means you're doing pretty good.
Jon Gruden
I mean, the money I'm sure that Shane is making is probably unimaginable, and.
Nick Murphy
The way it's actually not. I think it's posted online.
Jon Gruden
It's very.
Nick Murphy
It's very imaginable bar. And then Shane's like, top three or something.
Jon Gruden
But I think more, even more than that is I feel like his social media, like, every time I see him post something, it's just another awesome experience where it's like, oh, Shane's just with Wu Tang tonight.
Nick Murphy
Yeah. He's living the dream.
Jon Gruden
Like, everybody he meets or the places he's going, or he's, like, inside of another stadium.
Nick Murphy
Or take a selfie with McConaughey and put it on.
Jon Gruden
Yeah, Right.
Nick Murphy
No caption needed.
Jon Gruden
I was gonna say he's also so not a social media guy. When he does put up a picture, it's just a nuclear bomb.
Nick Murphy
Well, that's kind of what you want. You kind of want to be able to live your life, but you're that big of a person.
Jon Gruden
It's a great spot to be, though, because I've always said if you are. Are big enough and talented enough, that you can do that and keep some mystery and keep your social media, like, reined in.
Nick Murphy
Yeah.
Jon Gruden
Awesome. Of course, for me, I'm like, I gotta throw everything against the wall so it's sticks.
Nick Murphy
Yeah.
Jon Gruden
I mean, but when, you know, like, I don't really need this, but when I do do it, it's gonna be like a. Oh. Oh, how sick is that?
Nick Murphy
Yeah, it's kind of almost cooler to sort of be in the shadows and then you drop something. I mean, that's kind of Louie right now, where he'll just drop, like, a new special. I don't know. Everyone's like, what? Eight episodes of what?
Unknown
It's actually so weird. Like, I'm just on Louie's email list.
Nick Murphy
Yeah.
Unknown
So, like, you just get an email from Louie. It's like, hey, guys, did a comedy special. Like, what?
Nick Murphy
Yeah, he's so casual. Oh, yeah.
Jon Gruden
Louis ck.com. drop another, like, 20 bucks.
Nick Murphy
Just Michelangelo just DMing you, like, hey, just painted a new ceiling. Check it out. It's up. I mean, just look up the.
Unknown
Oh, Adrian Ipalucci. Had her new special.
Nick Murphy
She's great.
Unknown
He sent an email promotion.
Nick Murphy
Yeah, yeah.
Unknown
But that was, that was the first email I got from Louie in a while.
Jon Gruden
It is a self like fulfilling friends.
Unknown
Yeah.
Nick Murphy
And heard from all the time.
Unknown
Pretty one sided but said to the.
Jon Gruden
Bottom, do not reply.
Unknown
Hello, Lou.
Nick Murphy
Specifically John Fidelberg. Please stop, please stop responding to these.
Jon Gruden
I, I think when you, if you act that way and sell it that way, people believe in it that way. But you really got to have the.
Nick Murphy
Goods to do the product speaks for.
Jon Gruden
Because if you're like, oh, surprise, like surprise album and, and nobody goes and listens like, well, I should have done a three month run up, you know.
Nick Murphy
Well, Lou's the one that said that if you, if you do the same hours last year, they're gonna have a great time, the audience, but they're never gonna see you again.
Unknown
Yeah, yeah.
Nick Murphy
If you have a new hour now that your fans for life. So that's why he started doing it now. He's also capable of doing that. And it takes 40 fucking years or 30, whatever to get there. Yeah.
Jon Gruden
But I almost feel like it's one of those things. What was it like the five minute mile, like could never be broken. And then once I did it, like everyone could do it.
Unknown
Yeah. But it's still. I remember.
Nick Murphy
Yeah. That's crowd work.
Jon Gruden
Not that, not that, you know, you'll, you'll be the best or have your new hours great every time. But I, I would guess, I would imagine, I have no idea that like early on people thought like you, you, you create a set and then that's your job and then that's your hours.
Nick Murphy
Like 20 years.
Jon Gruden
Right. And then, but then once you just flipped your mindset of like you keep writing. Not to say that it's always going to be amazing, but it's like, oh, I can, I can do another set.
Nick Murphy
Well, by the way, hated Louie too. There's interviews about this. They hated Louis for doing that. The old heads.
Jon Gruden
Because it makes you want to be slacker.
Nick Murphy
Yeah. You wanted to just keep the hour. Like what the are you doing?
Jon Gruden
Yeah, yeah.
Nick Murphy
We're crushing all this. We're just doing our one hour. They love it. They don't know that we don't have else. And now you're coming out here doing windmills, doing behind the back.
Jon Gruden
Yeah, it's like, it's like the three point line. It's like, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We're laying the ball up. Dude, what are you doing? Shooting all the way out there.
Nick Murphy
Dunks the Alley OOP and Semi Pro.
Unknown
Yeah. Yeah.
Nick Murphy
People can't just go flying through the air like that, Jackie. That's what they were saying to Louie, you know?
Jon Gruden
Yeah. Like we have a good thing.
Nick Murphy
I think it's good for the game. I think it's good to update your. Obviously. And people want to hear the new stuff. Oh, what's his take on this? You know, speaking of big acts, by the way, did you ever do with Bird or is that still later?
Unknown
No, it's November.
Nick Murphy
Oh, okay. She got more time.
Unknown
Got, got more time.
Nick Murphy
All right.
Unknown
I, I, I, I, the I always say about it, I'm like, sitting here, I'm not nervous. I, I think I would be.
Jon Gruden
You say that now.
Nick Murphy
Sitting here. May, April, I'm ready to go.
Unknown
Here's, here's the thing.
Jon Gruden
In this room with three people, not as nervous as I might be with 25, 000 people.
Nick Murphy
He's like, bert, you better bring your.
Unknown
Well, the, I, I, I, I just like the idea of an empty room. Not laughing. Like, I went to Cigar at MSG the other day and I was, I was sitting on the floor so I could like, look around and really get how big it is, feel it. And I was like, it's just so comically big. Again, when you're standing on stage, I'm sure it's very different. But like, I was like, I, I, when, when Bert first asked me, I did. I had to talk tough. Like two weeks of sleep. I did not sleep well.
Nick Murphy
Wow.
Unknown
I'm fine again now. And I'm sure as I get closer to the date, it'll get better. But like, the idea just, again, just sitting here, trying to analyze myself. I think a room is scarier to me than that because it's just, it's just a sea of nothing. Like, I don't even know, people getting.
Jon Gruden
Their beers and all that. Yeah, like, you really, you really.
Nick Murphy
It is a little bit big for what stand up comedy was originally designed for. Right.
Jon Gruden
I don't even think it's good for the people who are superstars. It's like, sure, yeah.
Nick Murphy
I mean, well, the money's great, obviously, but.
Jon Gruden
Yeah, but I mean, like the, the sound.
Nick Murphy
No, exactly. I've been to some of those and I've sat towards the back and there's people just having full blown conversations. They're not close enough to the action. Like, they can hear it obviously over the PA system and they'll, they'll have their fun moments. But it's not a 70 500, 200, 300 seater where you're right there, right? This is all that's happening. There's not some guy flipping his hot dog over here and some lady yelling at her boyfriend over here and we're in the nosebleeds. It's like this is more of just sort of the show of it. It. But it's not like what stand up comedy is designed for. This is for Taylor Swift.
Unknown
I feel like, like stand up comedy is like Bunker Hill. Like, you see the whites of their eyes.
Nick Murphy
Yeah, yeah, man. That's when it's way better. It's more intimate.
Unknown
This is like, this is like. I don't know. It's just a group of. Again, I don't. I'm probably gonna get on that stage and be terrified.
Nick Murphy
And that's like Bunker Hill. If the enemy's on a projector that's 50ft tall, you know the Jumbotron, I've already.
Unknown
Don't worry about, already thought about that.
Jon Gruden
You know what you should do is take your shirt off.
Nick Murphy
Bird starts sweating backstage. Like, tell him to do that.
Unknown
I the honest to God, like the one thing I've thought about a lot is like when I walk and I see myself on the jumbotron, I'm going to see my peripheral.
Jon Gruden
You're no.
Unknown
And it's just going to be mean profile and be like, oh my God.
Jon Gruden
It'S a Roman nose.
Unknown
That's what my nose looks like. 10.
Nick Murphy
I was planning on going, I did one.
Jon Gruden
Yeah. I mean your nose will be like. It's be like an 18 foot nose.
Nick Murphy
I did one at Netflix Fest last year and it wasn't a Jumbotron that size, but we were on like probably 50 foot tall monitors and I just kind of looked at it and like, it's pretty cool, huh?
Unknown
Yeah.
Nick Murphy
And then that gets. You know, you can do a lot of.
Jon Gruden
Even if it's like the double dare nose.
Nick Murphy
If you walk out there, you just go, whoa. You know, that'll get some. Something. I'm not telling you to do that.
Jon Gruden
But it's like the, the built in audience you have is. Is gonna just be like happy that you did it.
Nick Murphy
And of course they're gonna think he doesn't care.
Unknown
Built in audience I have will be 15 people there all backstage.
Jon Gruden
I'm not even saying there. I just mean like, yeah, backstage.
Nick Murphy
Like, do you crush.
Unknown
Yeah.
Nick Murphy
We loved it, man. That was great.
Jon Gruden
I don't. I mean I, I've seen you do it enough times now that I'm also like, you can just do. Well, I don't know. Are you gonna go out there and, like, the way when I saw Ricky Velez, I was like, I don't care about Pete Davidson. That's the guy. I don't know. People are going to be saying, like. Like, bert, who I want to go see Feidelberg. But you are, like, competent enough that it'll just. It'll be a comedy set.
Unknown
Yeah.
Jon Gruden
Like.
Nick Murphy
And I'll tell you what, you probably get some Bird fans out of it, too.
Unknown
Yeah.
Nick Murphy
That's a whole other thing. You got 15,000 people there. It's going to be. Or whatever it is.
Unknown
Yeah.
Nick Murphy
You know, a bunch of them are going to walk up. You're like, I liked that for. I like that guy's nose.
Jon Gruden
Oh, the nose guy.
Unknown
I was talking to one of Bert's, like, people on someone on Bert's team, and she was like, you're going to perform to 120,000 people now that weekend? And I was like, wait, how many programs?
Jon Gruden
Career.
Unknown
Yeah. You know, but yeah, it'll be very fun. I'm really. I'm really excited. I think it'll be cool.
Nick Murphy
It'll be a fun experience, and that's the level I'm at. I can't offer you some like that because the Bird did it on here, right?
Unknown
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nick Murphy
I like. John, you want to open for me in Milwaukee? How does that sound? 50 seater? Yeah, I'd be there, though.
Unknown
I'll be there. I. I will open for anybody on this show. That's a fact. Fact.
Jon Gruden
Some schmuck on. On threads of all things. Instagram's really shoving threads down my.
Unknown
Yeah, well, they get me. They get me.
Jon Gruden
I'm gonna say I'm kind of enjoying it.
Unknown
Yeah.
Jon Gruden
I've never posted a thread, but they are.
Nick Murphy
But I see, like, the.
Jon Gruden
They just kind of sneak it into the middle of your.
Nick Murphy
Every time I try to hit more, then it's like, download the app. I'm like, I'm not.
Unknown
Oh, see, I do have the app because when it first came out, I did spend more time there. It's. It's not good, but it's fine. It's fine.
Nick Murphy
Yeah.
Jon Gruden
But I. I randomly saw some dude who was like, I just saw. I saw a clip of, like, a Barstool bro podcast with Bert Kreischer just offering up, like, a spot to open on one of his shows. And, like. And that's why we're at where we're at on comedy.
Nick Murphy
And, like, you're like, I wonder what podcast that happened on that.
Jon Gruden
But I click on his thing and of Course, you know, he has like, you know, Tom Smith comedy in his thing, and he's got like 900 followers. And I was like, oh, I mean, yeah, you would. Did you wish this happened to you, bro?
Nick Murphy
You just plugged him. Idiot.
Unknown
Yeah.
Nick Murphy
What are you doing to the ticket, Tom?
Jon Gruden
I don't even know what it was.
Unknown
Well, Tom, I am for sure a Nepo baby, and I'm cool with it.
Nick Murphy
Dude, but he'll open for you too.
Jon Gruden
I also don't like that either, though. It's like in. In terms of like, comedy, stand up comedy, it's a. It's a gift. Right? But, like, whereas this person did open mics for 10, 15 years, you did this.
Unknown
Yeah, yeah.
Jon Gruden
You build your own way to get to the top. You know what I mean? You were truly a nobody off the street. I could see it being like, what the.
Nick Murphy
For sure. But it's like, yes, he didn't just do that to you because you're just somebody.
Jon Gruden
I do podcasts, I blog, I do sketches, I act.
Nick Murphy
Social media connects a lot of the stuff. I mean, dude, there's a. There's a great show called Stamp Town with Zack Zucker that was on Moon Tower, the festival I just did. Zach's awesome. He's the best I've done the show one time. It was awesome. It's a lot of sound effects and acts and theater guys and. And it's a show, it's a performance. And he's up there the whole time doing like kind of stand up comedy, kind of crowd work and kind of sound effects. It's a great show. They just had Neil Patrick Harris on it, really? And he's like crowd surfing at the end of the. And it's like, yeah, because that's Neil Patrick Harris. That's not just some guy. Neil Patrick Harris, hey, come on stage. We'll figure it out.
Jon Gruden
Yeah, right.
Nick Murphy
That's the same thing.
Jon Gruden
I like that shit better.
Nick Murphy
You find a gay guy, a gay one, and you put him on the show up. But Bert came up the right way himself too. He's an old school guy too, so, like, he knows the grind and he knows what it takes.
Jon Gruden
Very sad.
Nick Murphy
While this will be a spectacle for you and it's awesome and it's going to be huge. Like, to get good, you still got to do the smaller rooms and come up that way and do it there, you know, he knows this isn't going to be like a thing where you get a Netflix special out of it or something, but it's going to be sick and you're gonna have an awesome time.
Unknown
Bert's in the business of fall fun. He's very, very.
Nick Murphy
Takes care of his openers. That's all I've heard. I've only met him a handful of times, but, like, if you look at.
Jon Gruden
Berkreicher's latest press run for Lucky that dude is. Whether it's him or his team or some combination of it, they are so plugged in on everything. If you look at, like, the. The shows he did and the places he appeared on, it's all, like, doing the Jennifer Hudson hype.
Unknown
Yeah, Hype.
Jon Gruden
Tunnel thing. He went on that show. Brody. What are those guys?
Unknown
Guys.
Jon Gruden
The basketball guys. You know, talk about Brody, I think is his name. He does the whiteboard. Like, they're like, on the. Come up next. They're like a great. I think they're with Underdog, like a great new basketball podcast. Like, he. He. They're all. He's like Internet people. Yeah.
Nick Murphy
He's got a great eye for all that.
Jon Gruden
Yeah.
Nick Murphy
Stuff and how to stay relevant and how to keep the. The ball.
Jon Gruden
These are the guys who are next, and you want their audience and, like, you stay relevant that way in a major way. And he's not, like, above anything or, like, those are smart moves by him, you know?
Nick Murphy
Yeah. And again, me saying I'm old school and getting some opportunities now, like, I'm still gonn make adjustments too, because again, these young guys are coming up and they're more savvy with the tech and they know how to. I mean, you look at Trump going on podcasts and stuff and, like, knowing that that was going to be huge audience numbers and all that kind of.
Jon Gruden
I think Zuckerberg on Theo is even crazier than Trump.
Nick Murphy
I've only seen, like, one or two clips of that. I haven't seen that.
Jon Gruden
I think it just came out. I've only seen one clip, too, but, like, Trump was campaigning to be president and, like, these guys have mega numbers. It's a perfect fit for his audience and his. What's it called? Voter base or whatever. That I almost understand more than, like, Zuckerberg.
Unknown
Yeah.
Jon Gruden
You know, like that. I mean, Theo is on a whole other level with. With some of these guests and some of the.
Nick Murphy
Yeah, but then, I mean, those clips are gonna go viral. You know, it's Mark Zuckerberg talking to Theo. You can't get more. Two different personalities, you know, two weirdest guys in the world kind of, but from, like, opposite ends. Yeah. Yeah. They almost. They don't even speak the same language.
Unknown
They really don't.
Nick Murphy
But that's what makes it great.
Jon Gruden
Yeah, yeah, that's the. Tim Dillon was on with Rogan and they were talking about how CNN was like, you know, referring to them as like the, the right wing, like podcasters, you know, and they just kind of all get put in that bucket. And he was like, I know. Like he said, he rattled off like 10 guys who are doing arenas who are all liberal, you know, but it's become. That's like the.
Nick Murphy
Oh, yeah, yeah. It was that interview he did with that lady and she was trying to get like a gotcha moment.
Jon Gruden
Yeah, he said he did an hour.
Nick Murphy
It was like. Theo Vaughn, the leader of the alt right? Yeah, I don't think so.
Jon Gruden
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Jon Gruden
Tower yeah, I mean I think, I think, you know, Trump kind of started it, but I think like people to judge is a good example of like, let me do the podcast circuit. Let me get some fucking.
Nick Murphy
Bernie went on Rogan back in the day. Yeah, he knows what's up. He knows what's coming.
Unknown
I was talking about Bernie literally last night with my dad. His. We were talking about just like I honestly forget what we were really talking about, but we were talking about like just staying true to who you are kind of deal. It wasn't like a major conversation. It was just someone who did something that was out of character. And I was like, I always love, I always think whenever someone talks about out of character. A side by side I saw during the 2016 election where it was like, it was Hillary doing her like hot sauce in my bag swag thing.
Nick Murphy
Very, very fun clip.
Unknown
Someone trying to get Bernie to do whatever the dance was at the time or whatever.
Nick Murphy
And he was just nae nae or something.
Unknown
Yeah, it was.
Nick Murphy
Yeah, yeah.
Unknown
And he just goes, I don't do that stuff. And the way he said it was like just so he's like, I'm an 80 year old man. I don't do that kind of right.
Jon Gruden
Now, doing your little dances.
Unknown
The most pure I've ever seen someone be who they are when he was just like, I don't do that stuff.
Nick Murphy
And he's not the President, so maybe, maybe should have tried a little something there. Bern, Speaking of old guys, I've loved your very thorough coverage of all the Bill Belichick speaking of interviews gone awry.
Jon Gruden
This is getting weird. We are, we're in crazy town right now. This is.
Unknown
Yeah, it's 100 weird. However, I will say this. I have read Bill Belichick's statement and I have watched email not the one Jordan released. Bill has. Bill.
Nick Murphy
See, I'm not even caught up on that yet.
Jon Gruden
I'm slacking I gotta get a video.
Unknown
It was a Belichick email to. And even.
Jon Gruden
Even talking about the same thing.
Unknown
It's. It's not him talking about the book coverage, or he is talking about book coverage. But again, I think it's a different one. It's a similar. It's a similar quote.
Nick Murphy
Does he have a similar email list to Louis? Or he's like, hi, guys. You're gonna see some stuff come out soon. This thing.
Unknown
No, it's not.
Nick Murphy
That's what I meant.
Unknown
It's not the one she posted.
Jon Gruden
This one didn't go ahead and finish.
Nick Murphy
Everybody's like, billichek just dropped a new girlfriend. Oh, man, we gotta watch this.
Unknown
But it was like he was basically saying, he's like, so, okay. So I read that email and I watched a clip of Edelman and Gronk talking about it.
Jon Gruden
Yes.
Unknown
Where Edelman was kind of like, she's also his PR person. And yes, we have PR people and they do that. And he wasn't like.
Nick Murphy
Like, he wasn't like, PR and the girlfriend.
Jon Gruden
I think that's where I saw the same clip too. But you're ignoring a very big part of it. That. That's weird.
Unknown
It is. It's. But it's not uncommon common. Look, the. The situation. We watched 100 weird, but so weird, all that.
Nick Murphy
The girlfriend is also the press lady.
Unknown
Yes.
Nick Murphy
That seems like a terrible idea.
Unknown
That's what it seems like a bad idea. But people do it all the time.
Nick Murphy
My client has always been a premature ejaculator.
Unknown
Like the Kardashians, like Chris Carter, Kris Kardashians, their manager. It's not that weird to have someone in your life be. Also be your manager.
Nick Murphy
Yeah.
Unknown
So, like, it's like a little like. More like. Okay, it's still. I'm not trying to defend that video. That video is fucking weird. But in that if. If she was acting in a PR capacity. Because in Belichick's statement, he does. He acknowledges what I found weird about it, where it was a very famous story, and why are you refusing to discuss it now? And he was like, we said that we want to talk about the book. They kept talking about us.
Jon Gruden
Is that this. This one. He's. He said, I agreed to speak with CBS Sunday Morning to promote My Notebook, blah, blah, blah. Prior to this interview, I clearly communicated with my publisher, my publicist at Simon Schuster, that any promotional interviews I participated would agree, so focus solely on the contents of the book. Unfortunately, that expectation was not honored during the interview. I was surprised when unrelated topics were Introduced. And I repeatedly expressed to the reporter, Tony Ducopoli, that.
Nick Murphy
Yeah, sounding pretty guilty.
Jon Gruden
But that's kind of like we. You know how this game goes.
Nick Murphy
It's like, put it on the reporter.
Unknown
The.
Jon Gruden
I mean, I don't know. I guess I. I have honored. When people have said to me before, don't talk about this. This. I either tell them if they're not big enough, I tell them, no, we're gonna do this, and if you walk away, then fine.
Nick Murphy
Well, you guys broke that with me. I said, no Pokemon Go. That's the first thing we talked about.
Jon Gruden
But if they are big enough, I will, like, usually honor it. But you also got to know that, like. And there are times I honor it and I try to wiggle it into the conversation. Yeah. This is a little more blunt. Just like, hey, what the going on here? But I also think it's much harder to say, hey, this is off limits. When you walk in the door with, like, just her and she's sitting right there, and she's part of it all, it's like, well, now, you shouldn't have done all this if you didn't want it to be, you know, included.
Unknown
After reading Belichick's statement and hearing Edelman and Gronk, I was like, okay, I see how it can be edited. Weird. It is weird, for sure. The viewing experience was weird. I see how it could have been.
Jon Gruden
You're viewing this through Patriots glasses. This is crazy.
Nick Murphy
This is good. This is the fire I wanted to start.
Jon Gruden
This is not, I guess, Unc release a statement as well.
Nick Murphy
Then the party. Is there tension between Feist. What's going on with those guys?
Unknown
If Belichick or Brady come up, there's going to be tension.
Nick Murphy
Yeah.
Jon Gruden
You know what's funny? I thought when I first viewed it, I was thinking of it as like, an old man taking. Not taking advantage of, but like, it's weird that he's old and she's young.
Unknown
Yes.
Jon Gruden
And then. But the elder abuse thing seems to be the angle the Internet took of.
Nick Murphy
Like, he's the one, now he's the victim. That's the twist in the story that I think.
Unknown
Think. I think that clip again, the clip I've seen, which is the only. What Dave tweeted. It's like, I can see how everything piled up to be what it's believed to be. And it might be, but it's also like, Belichick looks disheveled and lost, which is. And which is what he always looks. So that in and of itself is okay. The Girlfriend's there. In and of itself, it's fine. Her acting as a PR person again, combining all three.
Nick Murphy
Yeah.
Unknown
If you want to take. I. I'm not. I'm not. Like, you're nuts.
Jon Gruden
Nuts.
Unknown
But I can see how it all individually is just.
Jon Gruden
I love that she. She stormed out and she thought Bill was gonna go with her.
Unknown
Yeah.
Jon Gruden
Then you gotta walk back in and be like, okay, let's resume, I guess.
Unknown
But even.
Nick Murphy
Even still gonna talk about North Carolina and all that.
Jon Gruden
She'll be back, you know, if you want to jump in. And first of all, the whole, like, denying not to talk about where you met when the story is Auntie tmz.
Unknown
Right.
Jon Gruden
I went back to double check. I was like, was that something we learned, like, on the side, like. No, that was on the Internet. They met on the plane. He signed the book while she was doing homework. That's all out there, but that's what it was.
Unknown
Yeah.
Jon Gruden
They were sitting next to each other.
Nick Murphy
While she's doing what? She was doing homework already. Not a good.
Jon Gruden
But that's. I get that. This. So she's 24 now. This was in 2020.
Nick Murphy
Yeah. The origin story. She was a baby teetering.
Jon Gruden
But, like. And I can understand where if you're like, we don't want people to know that you were an old man helping me with my homework work. But A, it's already out there, and B, then come up with a different story. Don't just say you can't.
Unknown
Well, that.
Jon Gruden
Can't talk about this.
Unknown
That's my thing with the Belichick statement is he acknowledges the story. Like, when they. When they refuse to talk about it. I was like, oh, that story's made up, and they don't want to rehash it. He. He said he's like, the story is very famous. We met on a flight to Tampa in 2001. Blah, blah, blah. And it's like, him.
Nick Murphy
She had a B minus. It's right here. You can see on the. This is the. The test.
Jon Gruden
Don't you think? Then I'd be like, you're fired as my PR person because you created this whole storm.
Unknown
But she didn't.
Nick Murphy
Yeah. Your PR person ever sucked your dick.
Jon Gruden
You're fine. Never mind.
Nick Murphy
And got your job back. Yeah.
Unknown
But she, like, like, she. The edit. Like, like. So again, so to. To reference the video when she's, like, standing there and, like, that looked weird, but that was like, a half a second that could have been from anything.
Jon Gruden
It looks like she's kind of lingering over the whole Thing.
Unknown
And.
Jon Gruden
And they couple it with him saying Jordan was a part of our whole interview. The who?
Nick Murphy
What?
Unknown
They're. She could have been talking for two seconds.
Nick Murphy
They know how to spin it.
Unknown
I see how it could be if.
Jon Gruden
But again, these are all things. If you are the PR person, you have to know that.
Unknown
Yeah, but like the PR person usually says, hey, we're not talking. Like, we've had him say it. We don't include that clip in the interview. We just listen to him and don't.
Jon Gruden
That's why you can't have your PR person sucking your dick and be 50 years younger than you.
Nick Murphy
Well, that's the thing. I know she is old enough and it is all consensual whatever, but I was thinking about today. A Bill Belichick to Catch a Predator would be like a legendary.
Jon Gruden
Take a seat.
Unknown
Yeah.
Jon Gruden
Coach Mirror.
Unknown
The navy sweatshirt looks really bad, but it's also. It's nothing. It's not out of the ordinary for Belichick. The hole and the. The tattered sweatshirt is completely on brand.
Jon Gruden
I'm sure they said do that to be with this.
Unknown
It looks weirder.
Jon Gruden
I. I think also her post didn't make any sense to me.
Unknown
Which one?
Jon Gruden
She posted with look what you made me do playing and the email was Bill Belichick being like, first of all, it was from like a couple weeks ago ago, so I don't even know if it's referring to this CBS News thing because it hadn't aired yet. And he was just like, I know what sells books, but we should stick to like football. And. And then she posted that being like, look what you made me do. And I was like, this doesn't mean anything.
Unknown
She's the psycho.
Jon Gruden
She is a psycho dog. Like, like we are. I think it's the tip of the iceberg. I think this is gonna get correct. And also like, at the. By now, you've gotta make a statement, do an interview, clarify, clear the air, something.
Unknown
Yeah.
Jon Gruden
Because it is spiraled out of control. It's like the number one story of like, gossip. Right. Came out and you were like, whatever her story is. I studied pr. I. I wanted to do pr. I just happen to fall in love with him. And like, here's what's going on. Here's why I've been so hands on. I don't even know what you could say where I'd be like, oh, okay. Because I think it's all batshit crazy. But you gotta say something at this point.
Unknown
Yeah.
Jon Gruden
Because now, now people are just like, you're an escort. You're. You met on a website. You're this. That like it's.
Unknown
But there's.
Jon Gruden
Making it worse.
Unknown
I. I also think there's a point where you're just like, they can think what they want. Yeah, I don't really give a.
Nick Murphy
You know, I think she need. When this stuff keeps happening. You need to show us three other unknown 70 year old dudes that you've banked. You know?
Unknown
Yeah.
Nick Murphy
That. That way we know that was just love and that this is not all that. You're just going for the PR move because it's Bill Belichick, you know, like what. Would you guys show me a Gary that just works in Pennsylvania or something?
Unknown
He exists.
Nick Murphy
What do you mean her last boyfriend.
Unknown
For Belichick's an old guy and we know who he is.
Jon Gruden
There you go.
Nick Murphy
All right, so I need two more. Two more?
Unknown
Yeah, her and he like knows them.
Nick Murphy
Oh, that's hilarious.
Unknown
He. She's mad. I think he's in his 50s. Yeah.
Jon Gruden
Guy right there. Yeah.
Nick Murphy
Yeah. Oh man, look at this lady.
Jon Gruden
This does not though. This does not, you know, dispel the rumors that this is kind of her scene. If you.
Nick Murphy
I mean he just. He looks like another office of coordinator. He looks like another football guy.
Jon Gruden
I think the. The only thing that I find to be really weird because we're also acting like old guys and young guys, girls is like some new thing. It's like this is how.
Nick Murphy
Of course it's always going to be a story.
Jon Gruden
But when. When she's like on the sidelines, it's getting weird.
Nick Murphy
When. If she becomes bigger than the team, then yeah, people are gonna. And that's what they start doing. Travis Hunter's girlfriend, remember all that?
Jon Gruden
Yeah, she's.
Nick Murphy
She was becoming bigger than like she.
Jon Gruden
Looking back on that now and like.
Nick Murphy
Yelling at him and it's like this is a two way Heisman trophy winner. You shut the up.
Jon Gruden
You can be replaced right quick with.
Unknown
With these. The old guy. Young guy relationships. I honestly fear that more than I fear cancer. Like I like because like sitting here right now, I'm 36 years old. I have zero interest in a 24 year old.
Nick Murphy
50 years. But like give that 20 years, pal.
Unknown
Is there something that happens when you hit like 60 where you're just like the switch. I do what that. What if I become like an old creep?
Jon Gruden
I do like the, the. The common phrases. What are their conversations even about? And I understand that, but I also.
Nick Murphy
They're going over the offense. They're going over. Right.
Jon Gruden
Yeah, I Mean, like, does Bill Belichick want to talk. What are his conversations with anybody?
Nick Murphy
Yeah, he's a.
Jon Gruden
Maybe you're at a point where, like, I just want to. This young girl. I don't want to talk to anyone. I've been talking for 75 years. I'm done, dude. Yeah, she does also look particularly evil.
Unknown
She.
Jon Gruden
It's. It's the perfect store, man. She looks like she is a, you know, a siren who is here at Jezebel to, like, steal your soul. I do also wonder if they picked, like, when, when they picked Unc. It kind of was so weird, right? And I wonder if they're like, I don't know, let's just go somewhere we can just, like, take over this program and do whatever we want. Like, Like, I don't know.
Nick Murphy
I, I for the. I guess.
Jon Gruden
Well, Unc put out a statement saying, like, we, We. We sense this might be trouble. And I wonder if this was like, Alabama, if they'd be like, we're shutting this down real quick. But you're the Tar Heels football program, so you're like, I don't know.
Nick Murphy
And they haven't played a game yet, too, so there's no like, like that. He's already established however many titles he won. You know, as we progress through the season, every fan knows that big wins are hard to come by and tough losses are even harder to accept. But you know what isn't hard to accept? Discover. Believe it or not, Discover is accepted at 99% of places that take credit cards nationwide. You heard that, right? 99%. So make a good call for your wallet and get Discover. Based on the February 202024 Nielsen report. Learn more@discover.com credit card.
Jon Gruden
Yeah, like, what is it? Their doors blown off? Like, what happens then? Or vice versa. If he wins, it's like, nobody cares.
Unknown
Nobody cares.
Jon Gruden
Nobody cares.
Unknown
The. It. It is kind of like it's been a nice, I don't know, I guess moment or revelation for me where, like, when, you know, 2015, if you talk to me like, Bill Belichick and Tom Brady are the goats, we can, like, they'll be the greatest of all time forever, whatever. No one will ever have a word to say about them that, like, is even remotely demeaning.
Nick Murphy
Yeah.
Unknown
And you just realize, like, yeah, your heroes kind of become a laughing stock, too.
Nick Murphy
Well, if they just keep going too long, I mean, he could just be living in the shadows. Disappeared.
Jon Gruden
Yeah, totally.
Nick Murphy
And just be chilling. Dude, you got a 15 year old girlfriend just not being the public eye.
Jon Gruden
There Is no reason to continue to be in the spotlight from like 70.
Nick Murphy
It's because he keeps wanting to be on the. In the. In the spotlight. Dude, you're getting what you asked for a little bit.
Unknown
Louie had again, reference. Lily had a great quote about that with the mountain top's a place you visit. You don't build a house up there. Yeah, you go up and you start coming back down.
Nick Murphy
Bill Burr had another one. You can live too long. You can. You know, if you die when you're at the top, then you're.
Jon Gruden
It's like the blackjack table. It's like cash out.
Nick Murphy
You almost want to run out of.
Jon Gruden
Money before you can lose it all.
Nick Murphy
Yeah, but that's. But then it's like, well, hot streak. Check out this UNC table over here. There's a lot of college coeds sitting at that one. Let me see if it's a hot table. You know, this is.
Jon Gruden
This all actually worked out well for the Patriots or Patriots fans, I guess. Cuz I think from a sports fan point of view, the Craft talk was like way more of a bombshell. When they were kind of like, you know, you didn't reference him, you didn't thank him. And he was like, yeah, I don't give a. They were like, he, you know, you were fired. And he was like, no, it was mutual. And they were like, well, Bob Craft said you were fired. And he was like. And that to me would have been like the sports talk talk.
Nick Murphy
You were fired, Bill. He's like, let me introduce to my girlfriend.
Jon Gruden
Maybe that's what she's like, I gotta insert myself real.
Nick Murphy
This is my press person. She'll establish who got fired and who didn't.
Unknown
But like, it's. If you follow the Patriots, I guess I didn't know it was considered a mutual decision. Like he was fired. Like he was like.
Jon Gruden
It was a mutual parting of ways. And the interviewer was like. And he was like, no, it was mutual. And they were like, bob Cratches said you were fired? And he goes, well, I don't know what to tell you.
Nick Murphy
Oh, the guy who got jacked off in Miami for $80 just wanted to fire me. Let's talk about that.
Jon Gruden
For a creepy stuff with young people. Mine's not a human traffic, you know, whatever.
Unknown
But you even. Like, now that we're talking about it more like even that question is like, you're trying. Because people get fired or change jobs and you call it a mutual decision all the time. You don't cry. You're not like well, he said fired. You're like, yeah. You're like, yeah, yeah, we split up. You know, no one's asking, fucking.
Nick Murphy
They just want a story at that point. Just trying.
Jon Gruden
But that's also why, I mean, I guess you're selling a book. That's the answer. I said, why would you even do this? You're selling your book. But like, how many more books? I don't know. Maybe you get a lot more books. Maybe it's all worth it. But to me it's like, this was not worth it.
Nick Murphy
How much more money does he need?
Unknown
Is like, yeah, you're selling your book, they're selling stories. So like they're going to ask for.
Jon Gruden
But like, you know how this was good at her job. Sit down with Dave Portnoy, you'll sell a billion.
Unknown
Yeah, yeah.
Nick Murphy
Any other he could come on here, anything. He's like Fidberg. You want to offensive coordinate for one game, we'll take. No, you're going to do great.
Jon Gruden
You're already open for bir.
Nick Murphy
We're gonna be in the same city as Burke. You just do that, get off stage, come call some plays. That'd be sick. What is the book? What is it about?
Unknown
It's apparently about football and only football.
Nick Murphy
Only football.
Unknown
It's about the art of something.
Nick Murphy
It's the same logo as only fans, but it's only football.
Unknown
Yeah, it's like Life Lessons from a Life in Football or something like that.
Nick Murphy
You should have gone on. Yeah, Schultz, it's going Theo Vaughn, the.
Jon Gruden
Art of Winning Lessons from My Life in Football. And it's like, like, so how'd you. Your 24 year old? That's the only thing.
Nick Murphy
Well, that's not till chapter six, so let's slow down.
Jon Gruden
Yeah, I hate that she spells her name with that O too. It's so annoying.
Unknown
Even things like this, like, even just looking at these headlines, like if that, if the word fiery wasn't in that descriptive headline, I don't think that email was fired.
Jon Gruden
The email is not what they like think it is. I don't know to me that if you read that whole thing, he's just, just like. There's a portion of the book where he says, like, how he up. I don't know what he's referring to, but the quote is like, I up. And he's like, I understand people are going to latch on to that, but let's make sure that we talk about all the lessons I learned in all the football. That's it.
Unknown
Yeah.
Jon Gruden
I don't know.
Nick Murphy
That's what?
Unknown
I mean, what you made me do.
Jon Gruden
Like, this thing where she was like, statement incoming.
Nick Murphy
There has to have been a conversation with, like, what should we. Yeah, to your point, what story should we tell people about how he met? And Belichick was probably just like, I doubt it's going to come up.
Jon Gruden
Well, that was the other thing is. Is like, I was talking about this on the rundown with Dave. Like, he was blindsided by the fact that, like, people saw those yoga pictures on the beach.
Nick Murphy
Yeah, he was kind of, like, crazy, too. That kind of felt like flexing a little bit and. And now you're touching hands and feet, and it's like, this is a little much.
Jon Gruden
He was kind of like, how you.
Nick Murphy
Don'T want us to ask you about this.
Jon Gruden
You know, I. I think he's just in over his head, man. Man, I can't believe that they too. Oh, man.
Unknown
He's also just like, he doesn't know what the.
Jon Gruden
Is going unplugged, man. I used to, like, hate when he was like, I'm not on Insta Face. And it's like, come on, you know what Facebook is? You know what Instagram is? Like, I don't think he does. I really don't think. And if he does, he does not get that, like, millions upon millions are seeing this. You know, it's like, I. I was surprised. She has, like, 90,000 followers. I thought by now she would have, like, exploded.
Nick Murphy
Yeah.
Jon Gruden
So maybe he sees that. Doesn't. Or. I don't know. But it's like, bro, this is. This is big. This is a big deal. Like, I don't think he gets it. He's probably just like. I don't know.
Nick Murphy
He's been so locked in on one thing.
Unknown
Yeah.
Nick Murphy
Forever.
Unknown
But it is, like, also, like, it's a big deal to us. Right? Like, like, if it, like, does it affect Bill Belichick, what we think about his relationship? Probably not.
Nick Murphy
I don't think so. Right.
Unknown
So what does he care?
Jon Gruden
No, but that's where. The only thing I think that. Where it gets too weird is her being, like, involved in the program. See, because that's where, like, if I. If I was the ad or some, I'd be like, what the. Is your.
Nick Murphy
So. Yeah. Wait, so does she do something with the team? Or is she.
Jon Gruden
Apparently, there was. Wasn't there an email that said, like, Jordan must be cc'd on everything.
Nick Murphy
She, like, the fluffer for the quarterback.
Unknown
They're definitely. I. I am not trying to defend the relationship. It's a weird relationship. It's not a good relationship. I do think that clip. If they. I'm believing what they're saying. If there's. If they're saying, like, yeah, he's got.
Nick Murphy
He's got those. Pat Scott.
Unknown
The fact. The fact that he said the. The story again, if the. Because I thought they were just refusing to say that. In fact, he's like, we all know we met on a flight to Tampa. Blah, blah, blah. I was like, oh, okay. He just didn't want to talk about it.
Jon Gruden
But I also think that the flip side, like, them not airing her storm out is like, they almost did him a solid. Because that could have been way worse.
Unknown
Yeah. Yeah.
Jon Gruden
If they aired, they said, like, it was considerably worse than what we aired. It's, like, pretty crazy.
Nick Murphy
Yeah, they were definitely poking a little bit. Yeah. But that's their job, too.
Jon Gruden
You know, it's funny that it was CBS Sunday News.
Nick Murphy
I mean, dude, I. I hate the TMZ format in general, where you just, like, walk up to, you know, whoever walking into the airport, they got sunglasses on clearly don't want to be bothered.
Jon Gruden
The most reason, when I saw Bieber was like, because Bieber's just got it so bad, and he always pushes back on him, and he was like, like, can you. Why don't you just be like a human being? And they.
Nick Murphy
Justin, have you said the N word again? On camera? But the TMZ person have Lyme disease. Can you leave me alone, please?
Jon Gruden
The TMZ person was like, I am being civil. Like, this is.
Nick Murphy
It's not. This is polite, but it's not.
Jon Gruden
No, it's not. What you're inherently doing is not as.
Nick Murphy
Out of touch as Bill Belichick is. Is. They are on the other end where they're too much. It's too social media. It's too in your face. Get the sound bite. And they think it's normal.
Jon Gruden
It's like, I'm being. Because I'm not yelling or it's like, but you're staring. You're walking up on a stranger with a camera. That's not normal.
Nick Murphy
Right? And then they go back to their death. Star with Palpatine with a quick trip cup. Like, excellent work. That was excellent. You jam the camera up Pete Davidson's ass. That was really smart. He got really angry when you did that.
Jon Gruden
And, like, here's like, 200 bucks or whatever, you know, like the story.
Nick Murphy
I hate that, man. Like, when Jonah Hill got in trouble because he. I won't say what he said on the thing, but he dropped the slur. The gay slur. We'll do that at a reporter. Next thing you know, he's on, like, the View.
Unknown
You gotta do an apology.
Nick Murphy
That's not who I am. It's like. No, that is who you are, and.
Jon Gruden
You'Re allowed to be.
Nick Murphy
That guy was being a. And he was being what you called him. Yeah, he was being what you called him. That guy, man. Which, by the way, and Louis already took care of this. But, yeah, it's not that I don't. You don't use it for gay people being who that they're being right there. Yeah. Amen.
Jon Gruden
All right, man, I gotta get it rolling, so. All right, we got the. The Netflix. It's the Netflix.
Nick Murphy
It's called Introducing. It'll. It'll come out on their YouTube channel. I don't know when exactly it'll drop. We tape a week from tomorrow, I think, in Los Angeles. It's gonna be sick. It'll be at the Avalon. It's gonna be very cool.
Jon Gruden
Dope, man.
Unknown
Things are.
Jon Gruden
Things are going. I think you're going, man.
Nick Murphy
Thanks, man.
Jon Gruden
The right way.
Nick Murphy
I appreciate it. Yeah. As long as you guys keep having me on here.
Jon Gruden
Door is always open, man.
Nick Murphy
Keep riding. Yeah.
Jon Gruden
Yeah. No, I mean, I really, like. We. We. We kind of got lucky in the sense of, like, we were a comedy podcast when things really started to boom.
Nick Murphy
Yeah.
Jon Gruden
And there was this, like, crop that, you know, are all making, like, 100 million. And we've always kind of been thinking, like, who's the next wave? And I think you're one of those guys, man.
Nick Murphy
Thanks, man. I really appreciate that. Love you guys. Love the. The son of a boy. Guys, barstool fans, family. Thank you, folks, for allowing me into the universe. Thank you, guys. Enough special be at. Be at fights at Burton in November.
Unknown
Bert also had the best way where he's like, dude, no one's coming for you.
Nick Murphy
He knows what's up.
Jon Gruden
Yeah. He's like, no one you could, like, horrendously bomb. It means nothing.
Nick Murphy
Yeah. All right, thanks so much, guys. Yeah, I appreciate it.
Podcast Summary: "Nick Murphy on the Bill Belichick and Jordan Hudson Saga - Full Interview"
Episode Release Date: May 6, 2025
Podcast: KFC Radio by Barstool Sports
In this episode of KFC Radio, hosted by Jon Gruden and featuring guest Nick Murphy, the conversation delves into Nick’s burgeoning career in stand-up comedy, his upcoming Netflix project, and an in-depth discussion on the recent Bill Belichick and Jordan Hudson saga. The episode seamlessly weaves through topics ranging from the intricacies of comedy to high-profile sports controversies, offering listeners a comprehensive insight into both the entertainment and sports worlds.
[03:02] Nick Murphy:
"The Netflix introducing thing. It's gonna be cool. Huge. It's gonna be sick."
Nick Murphy shares his excitement about landing a Netflix special titled "Introducing", highlighting the significance of this milestone in his comedy career. He elaborates on the audition process, mentioning multiple locations such as Nashville and New York, and reflects on his performance's reception.
[03:30] Nick Murphy:
"The set was about, like, half, maybe a third capacity. It's kind of, like, seemed like some people that didn't even know what the deal was, which is just more funny to me because I'm like, this is who decides your whole bunch of, like, tourists."
Nick discusses the challenges of performing for diverse audiences and maintaining comedic flow despite varying crowd engagement.
A significant portion of the conversation revolves around the art of crowd work in stand-up comedy versus sticking to a scripted set.
[04:05] Nick Murphy:
"If you have a good set or a memorable moment, or didn't do the rocks thing, which wasn't even the set itself."
Nick emphasizes the importance of versatility in comedy, balancing prepared material with improvisational interactions with the audience.
[05:16] Jon Gruden:
"Think of it this way. If Silverado were a rookie quarterback hitting the combine, it would be game over. I mean capability, versatility and strength. That's MVP status."
Using analogies from sports, Jon underscores the necessity for comedians to adapt and showcase diverse skills to achieve success.
[32:34] Nick Murphy:
"I feel like there's a balance. Do some jokes, do some crowd work, do one, do the other. Just have, have a good show, have fun with the stuff, and don't be a hacky guy up there."
Nick advocates for a balanced approach in stand-up, blending scripted jokes with spontaneous audience interactions to keep performances fresh and engaging.
The discussion shifts to the modern landscape of comedy promotion, particularly the role of clips and social media.
[27:25] Jon Gruden:
"I think that is the future."
Jon reflects on the increasing importance of clipping and digital promotion in a comedian’s career, noting how it has become integral yet sometimes overwhelming.
[28:14] Nick Murphy:
"There's an art to it where if you're good, it's just busy work you don't want to do."
Nick acknowledges the necessity of clips for visibility but stresses the importance of focusing on quality stand-up over promotional activities.
The latter part of the episode delves into the controversial relationship between NFL coach Bill Belichick and his 24-year-old girlfriend, Jordan Hudson.
[54:54] Jon Gruden:
"In retrospect, it's pretty lame... but I am slacking I gotta get a video."
Jon comments on Belichick’s handling of the situation, referencing an email statement Belichick issued regarding the relationship and its coverage.
[55:10] Nick Murphy:
"Bill has... Neither Sell it. This is what."
(Note: Transcript appears fragmented here.)
Nick attempts to dissect the public statements and PR maneuvers surrounding Belichick’s relationship, questioning the authenticity and intentions behind the communications.
[56:15] Nick Murphy:
"If you want to take pictures of each other, no, no, they were lovely, lovely Asians."
The conversation touches on the broader implications of personal relationships intersecting with public personas, especially within high-profile figures like Belichick.
[61:00] Jon Gruden:
"You're firing Bill, you're like... You're fired, Bill. He's like, let me introduce to my girlfriend."
Jon criticizes the portrayal and media handling of the situation, suggesting that it paints Belichick in an unfavorable and perhaps unfair light.
[63:17] Jon Gruden:
"But Belichick looks disheveled and lost, which is what he always looks."
Jon provides his take on Belichick’s demeanor during the saga, insinuating that the portrayal may be biased or misrepresentative.
[65:13] Nick Murphy:
"They're going over the offense. They're going over right."
(Further fragmented)
Nick speculates on the internal dynamics and potential fallout within the Patriots organization as a result of the scandal.
Throughout the episode, both Nick and Jon offer their perspectives on managing public perception, the balance between personal life and professional image, and the evolving nature of stand-up comedy in the digital age.
[34:18] Nick Murphy:
"That's a little bit much. You should have gone on."
Nick shares his thoughts on maintaining authenticity while navigating public relations challenges, especially when personal relationships become tabloid fodder.
[40:34] Nick Murphy:
"Like 20 years, pal."
Discussing the longevity and repercussions of personal scandals, Nick emphasizes the importance of timing and discretion in managing one’s public image.
[43:36] Nick Murphy:
"It's kind of like Bunker Hill. Like, you see the whites of their eyes."
Using historical analogies, Nick underscores the intensity and directness required in both comedy performances and handling public controversies.
The episode concludes with a recap of Nick Murphy’s upcoming performances and a reaffirmation of the strong rapport between the host and guest.
[75:59] Nick Murphy:
"But I'll tell you what, you probably get some Bird fans out of it, too."
[75:58] Jon Gruden:
"Door is always open, man."
Both hosts express mutual support and excitement for future endeavors, highlighting the blend of comedy and sports commentary that KFC Radio is known for.
Nick Murphy [03:02]:
"The Netflix introducing thing. It's gonna be cool. Huge. It's gonna be sick."
Jon Gruden [05:16]:
"Think of it this way. If Silverado were a rookie quarterback hitting the combine, it would be game over. I mean capability, versatility and strength. That's MVP status."
Nick Murphy [32:34]:
"I feel like there's a balance. Do some jokes, do some crowd work, do one, do the other. Just have, have a good show, have fun with the stuff, and don't be a hacky guy up there."
Jon Gruden [54:54]:
"In retrospect, it's pretty lame... but I am slacking I gotta get a video."
Nick Murphy [61:00]:
"If you want to take pictures of each other, no, no, they were lovely, lovely Asians."
Jon Gruden [65:13]:
"They're going over the offense. They're going over right."
This episode of KFC Radio offers a candid exploration of Nick Murphy’s journey in stand-up comedy, his strategic approach to growing his career in the digital era, and an insightful discussion on the complexities surrounding Bill Belichick’s personal life and its public perception. Listeners gain valuable perspectives on balancing personal authenticity with public expectations, the evolving mechanisms of comedy promotion, and the impact of high-profile relationships on professional reputations.
For those who haven't tuned in, this episode provides a rich blend of humor, strategic career advice, and thoughtful analysis of a current sports controversy, making it both entertaining and informative.