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Dave Portnoy (1:24)

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KFC (1:41)

It's another edition of KFC radio on the Barstool sports network. We got America's sweetheart Tommy back in the mix, AKA the the buffet of bits guy who was. He just got off of roan.com where roan accused him of being too much of a bits guy. That's why what Dave was doing the filter ranking people from beach house and you were at the bottom.

Dave Portnoy (2:00)

Yeah. Not because of that. Like.

KFC (2:02)

No, no, no, no.

Dave Portnoy (2:03)

I mean, whatever Dave, he knows I could take up my. So that's totally different.

Tommy Smokes (2:07)

But he had.

Dave Portnoy (2:08)

Summary

KFC Radio: Tommy Smokes Responds To Rone Calling Him Schtick Poisoned — Full Episode (Aug 28, 2025)

Episode Overview

In this lively episode, KFC and Feitelberg bring Tommy Smokes (“America’s Sweetheart”) back onto KFC Radio to directly address Rone’s recent claim that Tommy is "shtick poisoned"—or overly dependent on bits and persona. The crew navigates the blurry lines between authentic personality, on-camera persona, and the world of recurring Barstool “bits.” They also dig deep into the mechanics of making viral content, discuss the ongoing Barstool Beach House series, the evolution of Barstool culture, fan engagement, and the crux of "boy gossip." The conversation is honest, funny, self-aware, and filled with the usual Barstool camaraderie.

Breakdown of Key Discussion Points

1. Tommy Smokes’ “Shtick Poisoned” Label

[01:41–04:22] Tommy is confronted with Rone’s accusation about being “too much of a bits guy,” sparking a discussion on the difference between real personality and on-camera antics.
KFC suggests the public can't always separate Tommy’s real self from his recurring “America’s Sweetheart” bit.
Tommy Smokes: “If you ask like Marty, Ria, Kelly, Jeff…they’d be like, ‘oh yeah, he’s acting like how he usually acts on a trip.’” [03:12]
Dave Portnoy points out that while comedy and bits are part of Barstool culture, viewers sometimes can’t distinguish between them and reality, especially in reality show settings.

2. Content Creation & The Semantics of “Bits”

[05:16–08:16] The hosts dissect the negative connotation attached to being a “bit guy” at Barstool, even while bits are their bread and butter.
KFC explains: “The word bit at Barstool Sports is a super-duper negative. That is a problem…But to me, if your bit’s funny, you’re good. If your bit stinks, you’re a bit guy.” [06:15, 12:03]
Feitelberg and Portnoy note the existential crisis performers face when their entire adult life is on camera.
Dave Portnoy: "I do feel like for the most part, yeah, I’m a goofy guy, a little bit awkward. I make some jokes, I fuck around with people. That’s not playing it up for the camera. That’s who I am.” [07:00]

3. Blurring of On-Camera Persona & Authenticity

[06:16–11:29] The team discusses how years at Barstool have embedded personas into real-life behaviors. Even off-camera, people can’t always tell “what’s a bit.”
Tommy acknowledges that new viewers, seeing only “America’s Sweetheart” in captions, may assume it's his dominant personality trait, creating a feedback loop.
KFC observes: “When you live your whole adult life on camera, a lot of these things are going to bleed together.” [12:57]

4. Barstool Content Mechanisms: Jokes, “Try Hard” Culture, and Creative Hooks

[11:29–15:15] Discussion about the tension between being called a “try hard” versus genuinely trying hard.
KFC praises Tommy’s efforts: “You put some thought into Tommy’s Two Cents and Tommy’s Thoughts...I guess by definition that’s a bit. And to like 99% of the world, that’s okay.” [11:29]
They talk about how recurring jokes become “bits,” especially when repeated.

5. Taylor Swift, Pop Culture, and “The Who Cares?” Phenomenon

[20:59–26:50] The crew dives into the recent Taylor Swift–Travis Kelce marriage news and the backlash from “I don’t care” types.
KFC: “The ‘who cares?’ or anything of that ilk is like my number one most hated critique on the Internet. Because…the world is big enough that there’s something, somebody who cares about everything.” [21:11]
Tommy argues it’s stranger to go out of your way to say you don’t care, calling it “cowardice.” [21:32]
The parallels between sports fans’ emotional investment and pop culture fandom are underscored.

6. Barstool: The Gossip Factory

[26:13–29:56] Barstool is self-described as “Bravo for dudes” and “boy gossip” central.
Tommy: “I can't imagine that there's a more gossip place than this. No, there is. It's the seventh circle. Genuinely speaking.” [26:33]
They debate actually rebranding KFC’s “One Minute Man” to “Boy Gossip,” and the insecurities among men about openly enjoying gossip content.

7. Insights on Making Content Seem Natural

[33:50–35:02] The crew acknowledges that casual, seemingly off-the-cuff content (e.g., walking and talking TikToks) is more digestible for audiences than formal segments.
KFC wonders what the “get ready with me” (GRWM) equivalent is for men, tossing out shaving or golf as male rituals to build content hooks around. [34:59]

8. Viral Metrics, Analytics, and The YouTube Game

[48:22–53:15] Detailed conversation about the Barstool “Mascots” YouTube show’s success metrics: click-through rates, retention, and algorithmic reach.
KFC: “20% click through rate with a 13-minute average watch time is bonkers. That’s top 1% performance.” [49:58]
Tommy stresses he cares most that people like the show, not just chasing analytics: “Obviously numbers matter… but like people seem to like it.” [53:15]
The value of staggered weekly releases vs. Netflix-style dumping is debated ("the talk would be over" if all episodes went up at once). [53:08]

9. The Art of Making Low-Budget Comedy Look Big

[61:14–65:13] The cast emphasizes the community aspect—most cameos are unpaid and done for fun or goodwill, which they feel helps creative freedom.
Discussion on “imposter syndrome” when it comes to asking people to join sketches and the value of maintaining an “exclusive” air.

10. Acting at Barstool & Everyone’s a Performer

[67:02–68:36] Tommy and KFC reflect how everyone at Barstool develops decent on-camera acting chops, often without realizing (“Miyagi’d”).
Jackie is praised for naturalism; Samuel L. Jackson’s acting masterclass is invoked (“I don’t know man, pretend.”).

11. Miscellaneous: Candy, Facial Hair, and the Ben Shapiro Lift Challenge

[77:11–78:15] Tommy reveals his “dry aged” chocolate tip: letting Three Musketeers bars air out for 2 days for optimal texture.
Facial hair maintenance and woes about going gray discussed.
[79:31–82:45] The gang debates whether Ben Shapiro can actually bench 200lbs, and what height/weight/arm length mean for benching prowess.

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

KFC on Bits vs. Realness:
"The word bit at Barstool Sports is a super-duper negative. That is a problem…But to me, if your bit’s funny, you’re good. If your bit stinks, you’re a bit guy." — [12:03]
Dave Portnoy on Authenticity:
"I do feel like for the most part, yeah, I’m a goofy guy, a little bit awkward. I make some jokes, I fuck around with people. That’s not playing it up for the camera. That’s who I am." — [07:00]
Tommy Smokes on Persona vs. Reality:
“We live in a very gray world…That’s why none of us have a true sense of self and we don’t know how to behave in the real world.” — [15:13]
On Barstool's Gossip Culture:
"Barstool is…the seventh circle [of gossip]." — Tommy Smokes [26:33]
"It's always been Kardashian for guys, Bravo for guys. However you want to describe that." — KFC [27:17]
Tommy’s “America’s Sweetheart” Bit:
"I made one video calling myself it and then it did pick up some steam. People started calling me America’s Sweetheart." — [07:46]
On Repetitive Jokes:
"Jokes become bits when they're repetitive." — KFC [12:24]
On the Success of “Mascots” (YouTube Show):
"[The show] is getting like a 66% completion with a 20% click — that's like top 1% performance." — KFC [49:58]
On Acting at Barstool:
“I think everyone at Barstool Sports is a good actor. Between, like, ad reads, podcasting, Tiktok…just being comfortable with a camera and lights.” — Tommy Smokes [68:21]
Candy Expertise:
“I know I like my chocolate like two day dry aged…” — Tommy Smokes [77:11]
On GRWM for Men:
"Maybe that's what I'll do with Boy Gossip. What do we do that’s like makeup?" — KFC [34:51]

Important Timestamps

[01:41] — Tommy reacts to “shtick poisoned” claim
[05:16] — Discussion: bits, jokes, Barstool’s negative semantics
[07:00] — Dave Portnoy on authenticity vs. persona
[12:03] — KFC: “If your bit’s funny, you’re good”
[20:59] — Taylor Swift/Kelce pop culture chat
[26:33] — “Barstool is the seventh circle [of gossip]”
[34:51] — Brainstorming male “get ready with me” hooks
[49:58] — KFC breaks down “Mascots” (YouTube) viral metrics
[53:08] — Value of weekly content drops for buzz
[61:14] — Making low-budget content with friends, goodwill
[68:09] — Barstool talent: “acting” merits and Masterclass
[77:11] — Tommy’s “dry aged candy” tip
[79:31] — Ben Shapiro bench press discussion

Recap & Takeaway

This episode masterfully blends meta commentary on “internet persona” with candid, behind-the-scenes insights into what it’s actually like to live—and create—inside Barstool’s pressure cooker. Listeners get a front-row seat to both Tommy’s defense (and self-examination) over being “bits” obsessed, and a clever breakdown of why Barstool is the way it is. There’s robust engagement on what it means to be funny, real, and respected in the current digital age, along with plenty of classic KFC Radio offbeat banter and barroom hypotheticals.

For anyone trying to understand Barstool’s culture, or the paradoxes of being “yourself” online for a living, this episode is essential listening.

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