We Are a Top 100 Most Influential Podcast - Full Episode

Summary

KFC Radio Episode Summary: "We Are a Top 100 Most Influential Podcast"

Release Date: July 29, 2025

KFC Radio, hosted by Kevin Clancy and John Feitelberg from Barstool Sports, delves into the assertion that their show deserves a spot on Time Magazine's prestigious Top 100 Most Influential Podcasts list. This episode offers an engaging exploration of their podcast's impact on the broader podcasting landscape, particularly within the comedy genre.

1. KFC Radio's Claim to the Top 100

Kevin Clancy initiates the conversation by expressing his belief that KFC Radio should be recognized among the top 100 most influential podcasts. He articulates a confidence rooted in the show's early contributions to the podcasting scene.

Kevin Clancy [01:38]: "I've spent the last five days thinking about it. I think if we're having an honest discussion about the top hundred podcasts. Influential, not successful. That probably part of the reason I didn't say is reckoning with that, that we didn't really keep pace, but like 100 influential. I think think KFC radio belongs on."

John Feitelberg supports Kevin's stance, acknowledging the strength of their arguments despite both hosts admitting limited knowledge of the broader podcast history.

John Feitelberg [02:39]: "I feel like you're making some good points."

2. Foundational Influences and Contributions

Kevin highlights several key Barstool podcasts that have significantly influenced the industry:

• Saturdays for the Boys: He credits this podcast with revolutionizing Barstool's approach to merchandising and content creation.

Kevin Clancy [04:24]: "Then that, that I. I don't know that that started things, but like, it certainly was at the front of six or seven years where everyone was trying to turn a mildly interesting quote into a merch line."

• Spitting Chiclets and Answer the Internet: These shows introduced formats like comedic sports talk and engaging listener voicemails, respectively.

Kevin Clancy [06:42]: "Answer the Internet was a half-hour show of the funniest people in the world doing dumb hypotheticals. And again, I'm not saying, like, people saw that and were immediately like, we gotta replicate that. But we did that like six years ago."

3. Impact on the Podcasting Landscape

The hosts discuss their perception of being pioneers in the comedy podcast space, asserting that their early adoption and experimentation with formats set the stage for a subsequent boom in humor-centric podcasts.

Kevin Clancy [05:12]: "I think we were at the front of what then became like a five to seven-year comedy boom in the world."

John concurs, emphasizing the keyword "influential" as distinct from mere success, underscoring the qualitative impact of their work.

John Feitelberg [07:34]: "I think top 100 is, like, top 100. There's so many podcasts. It's definitely top 100."

4. Defense Against Exclusion from the List

Kevin expresses surprise and disappointment upon discovering that KFC Radio was not initially included in the Time list, prompting a discussion on recognition and acknowledgment within the industry.

Kevin Clancy [09:33]: "And I had nothing to do with any of it. That's why I'm confident saying it. This is all Brendan and Kevin Clancy's ideas."

John and Una reinforce the notion that KFC Radio's influence likely surpasses the confines of the Top 100, with John humorously suggesting a Top 25 placement.

John Feitelberg [09:35]: "I think Agricultura is a good point that it's actually probably more than top 100."

5. Broader Influences and Mentions

Beyond KFC Radio, the hosts touch upon the influence of other podcasts and media:

• Call Her Daddy: Mentioned as a turning point illustrating the monetization and mainstream acceptance of podcasts.
• Rogan Podcast: Acknowledged alongside KFC Radio as a significant influence on comedians worldwide.

Kevin Clancy [07:48]: "And like, if you ask the biggest comedians in the world what the most important podcasts to them were, they'll say Rogan and KFC radio."

6. Additional Discussions and Anecdotes

While the primary focus remains on KFC Radio's influence, the episode diverges into lighter, more personal conversations, including:

• South Park's Trump Episode: Kevin shares his experience watching a controversial episode, highlighting its cultural relevance.
• Personal Stories: Anecdotes about social interactions, fear, and humorous takes on everyday situations.

Kevin Clancy [60:57]: "What else do they say about it? Like, other than the Satan, like just."

7. Conclusion and Community Engagement

The hosts wrap up by urging listeners to share their thoughts and engage with them via comments, reinforcing community interaction which is a staple of KFC Radio's format.

Kevin Clancy [14:41]: "Hit the comment section with your thoughts. We'll be responding to them next week."

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• On Influence vs. Success:

  Kevin Clancy [01:38]: "I think think KFC radio belongs on."

• On Pioneering Formats:

  Kevin Clancy [06:42]: "Answer the Internet was a half-hour show of the funniest people in the world doing dumb hypotheticals."

• On Potential Top 50 Placement:

  John Feitelberg [10:25]: "I think it's probably top 25 most important."

• On Community and Feedback:

  Kevin Clancy [14:41]: "Hit the comment section with your thoughts."

Final Thoughts

This episode of KFC Radio serves as both a self-reflective and assertive piece, where Kevin Clancy and John Feitelberg make a compelling case for their podcast's influential status within the industry. Through a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and strategic arguments, they highlight their early contributions and lasting impact on the podcasting landscape, inviting listeners to reconsider KFC Radio's position among the elite podcasts of all time.

Transcript

[Kevin Clancy]

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[Una]

So you just walk around untethered, though, by thinking about what could happen to you in the next few minutes.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yes, I understand. It's quite different. I did make a face. I think now you know what it's.

[John Feitelberg]

Like to be a woman.

[Kevin Clancy]

We're six minutes early, dude. Oh, yeah, let's go. Where we going?

[John Feitelberg]

Oh, I don't know.

[Kevin Clancy]

We started. Was that you starting?

[John Feitelberg]

Well, that was just like. I mean, you. Yay. I guess it's now the start of the show.

[Kevin Clancy]

All right. Welcome to KFC Radio.

[John Feitelberg]

That's a very, like, you know, I. For us too, like, starting the show like that, like, in an awkward way.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, it checks out. Yeah, yeah, it's the KFC Radio. Nope, it is the barstool sports network. KFC Radio.

[John Feitelberg]

It's another edition.

[Kevin Clancy]

Another edition of KFC Radio. There it is. I'm gonna start thinking.

[John Feitelberg]

Did you think that you, like, that sounded right to you? Like you ate that intro?

[Kevin Clancy]

God, no. Okay, I'm aware. I'm aware of how I sound, but I am. I'm going to start the show with perhaps my hottest take to date. And I. When we. Last Wednesday's show, we're recording it right when we started, the Time Magazine top hundred influential podcast list had just come out. I looked at it, I saw it. I was like, that's crazy. That, like, part of my take's not on there. Spitting Chiclets. And there was a little voice in the back of my head going, say KFC Radio. And then another voice going, don't say that. They'll laugh at you. And I've spent the last five days thinking about it. I think if we're having an honest discussion about. And I don't. I don't think like, time left us off because I don't think it's like, stuff that's talked about. I think we're having an honest discussion about the top hundred podcasts. Influential, Influential, not successful. That probably part of the reason I didn't say is reckoning with that, that we didn't really keep pace, but like 100 influential. I think think KFC radio belongs on. And I've thought about it for five days.

[John Feitelberg]

Okay.

[Kevin Clancy]

And I want you guys to like, red team me. If you don't believe in what I'm saying, question me.

[John Feitelberg]

Okay.

[Kevin Clancy]

One, Dan Cat's first podcast. I think that alone, I honestly got. I think that alone. I think Dan is so important to the world of podcasting that being his first podcast alone gets you in the top 100.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

So I think part of my takes top five. So I think being. I think that's probably top hundred. However, on top of that, I think it's. I think it was Dave's introduction to podcasting. I believe. I remember hearing the story that Dave emailed Kevin, like, hey, this is a really good idea or something like that. Yeah, it's okay. So Dan, Dave, it is the. As far as I know, it is the founding member of the Barstool Sports Podcast network, which again, as far as I know, was at one time biggest in the world, or at least one of the biggest in the world. 4. We were doing live shows during the Obama administration. That's. That's a long time ago. Yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

So was that when you were doing live shows? Was that like a thing that people.

[Kevin Clancy]

I don't all of this too, I want to be clear about. Another thing is I don't know podcast history.

[John Feitelberg]

Wait, you're actually. Again, I don't know podcast history either. I'm already sold and I shouldn't like, I'll like, keep giving me your arguments, but. But I feel like you're. You're making some good points.

[Kevin Clancy]

I feel like I'm making good points.

[John Feitelberg]

So wait, where do you guys feel like.

[Kevin Clancy]

Where did I leave off? What was that? Oh, live show.

[John Feitelberg]

Really? How that.

[Kevin Clancy]

And like, not like, like we were doing live sold out shows at the Wilbur. Two shows a night. I think November. You can check on that. I think it was November 2016, which I believe Obama was still in. In office then. Size for the boys. I feel like we get credit for that, right?

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Then that, that I. I don't know that that started things, but like, it certainly was at the front of six or seven years where everyone was trying to turn a mildly interesting quote into a merch line. Yeah, like we had, we had probably six, seven years straight of that.

[John Feitelberg]

And it put Barstool, I feel like, on the map.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think it was a bigger, a pretty big thing for Bar, but, but we're not. We're just talking podcasting right now.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, but like, but it put Barstool, the podcast company, on the map, which, like.

[Kevin Clancy]

No, I think part of my Take did that.

[John Feitelberg]

Okay.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think Saturdays for the boys is more just merch stuff, but part of my take was already big by then.

[John Feitelberg]

But I get. But like, giving Barstool the platform, like Saturdays are for the boys went like, blew up. Therefore, Ergo, Barstool blew up.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

Therefore all the brands blew up. Of course, like, pardon my take had its own success, but Saturdays for the.

[Kevin Clancy]

Boy or you, I would imagine. Yeah. I wasn't involved in the meetings, but I would certainly think it changed the way we approached merch. At least it looks like that. Tracing. Tracing back through history. It looks like it changed the way it looked like it. At least Barstool and I think podcast as a whole went like, we gotta have merch lines for everybody.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Again, I don't know if that was the first one, but it was certainly towards the early stages of it, which I think is what influences. And then lastly, I think it's lastly, if you ask the biggest comedians in the world what the most important podcast to them were, they'll say Rogan and KFC radio. And I can only say that confidently because I've heard Shane, Bert and Destefano say it. I would guess Schultz and Baratsi would say something similar there probably others that I'm missing. But I think we were at the front of what then became like a five to seven year comedy boom in the world. Yeah, I think that's pretty right? Am I crazy? Like, like, I think, I think those things get you in an honest conversation about the top hundred influential. Right?

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, I actually, like, totally agree. I'm not even trying to, like, I was hoping to kind of be like, no.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, I was hoping people would be like, no. Who would be like, is there people here? Would be like, would Gaz know?

[John Feitelberg]

Well, I think you're right on the spin. Like, the word, the keyword is influential.

[Kevin Clancy]

Oh, wait, I forgot another one. Go answer the Internet. Yeah, Answer the Internet was a half hour show of the funniest people in the world doing dumb hypotheticals. And again, I'm not saying, like, people saw that and were immediately like, we gotta replicate that. But we did that like six years ago. Now I can't turn a corner in Barstool without someone on the social team holding the phone up and going, who we talk dogs faster or whatever. Right. Like, they're all things that we did a long time ago. So again, I think not saying we. Like, I'm not pounding my chest be like, it was us. But if we're talking about what influences and we were early on the. We were on the forefront of a lot of that. I would think that's influence, right? My.

[Una]

I don't even think top 100 is, like, a question. Like, what top do you think it should be? Because I feel like, top 100. That's so many podcasts. It's definitely top 100.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, I, I would think. I think it's fair to say it's top 50, but I don't. I, again, like, I don't know other podcasts. So, like, someone who knows podcasts could be, like, you're a part for, like, a month.

[John Feitelberg]

I also think that. Yeah. Yeah. And I think that. Okay. And I could be completely wrong on this, too. I feel like Call Her Daddy was like, when she got the Spotify deal, that was kind of the first time that I feel like so many people are like, oh, you can make serious money off of this. Yeah, you can make movie star money off of this. And, like, since then, there's been, like, I feel like a million podcasts that have emerged. Color Daddy. Like, you guys were, I mean, obviously, like, you, you were the first podcast at Barstool. You started it. You had the kind of the platform of, like, hypothetical, and then you, like, were the kinds of like, like, again, I did not know the pla. The podcast. I, I swear I'd never say this word, but landscape. I didn't know that at the time. So, like, maybe that's where I'm. But I feel like you guys having voicemails, having, like, that brought the hypotheticals, that brought the sex talk. That brought, like, the.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, we were doing sex talk with Asa Kira before Call Her Daddy.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, exactly.

[Kevin Clancy]

It was. I, I just. I don't know. I, I, I keep thinking about it where I'm like, everyone's gonna laugh at you. Everyone's gonna say you're a loser. But I think I'm right. I think, like, it would be in the top 100.

[John Feitelberg]

I think Una has a really good point that it's actually probably more than top 100.

[Una]

I don't even think it's a question. Like, I literally don't, like, top 100 most influential. There's podcasts that have been on there for two months. What could that have influenced?

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, that. I, I didn't even look at the list, obviously. I just, I just know what people said about it. But I think if we're, if again, we're like. And I don't. I don't fault. I'm not like, time fucked us. Like, I just don't think these are things that we really put together and acknowledge. Yeah, but, like, I think if we did put them together and acknowledge it, I think we. We belong. Top. I think I might say top 50.

[Una]

Yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

I.

[Kevin Clancy]

And I. And I had nothing to do with any of it. That's why I'm confident saying it. This is all Brendan and Kevin Clancy's ideas. But, like, your Saturdays are for the boys.

[John Feitelberg]

You're, like, you're a. The. The second host. What do you mean you don't have anything to do with it?

[Kevin Clancy]

Well, it's not. It's not that I don't have anything to do with it. It's just like, I kind of just sit here and talk, and they were other people's ideas.

[John Feitelberg]

Okay, I'll. I'll raise, like, the red flag a little bit. Technically, we made the argument that 911 is the reason that. Or some, you know, some other person made the argument that 911 is the reason that, like, you know, women are getting joked.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, I think that was me who made that argument.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, exactly. Exactly. So I also just heard. I said woman. I said woman. I said it wrong. Whatever. But technically, it's like, you can make the argument one thing leads to another with a lot of things.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. Yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

However, I think you're right. I think it's probably top 25 most important.

[Kevin Clancy]

All right, now we get out of hand here.

[John Feitelberg]

I don't know, like, now that we know.

[Kevin Clancy]

The problem with trying to think of the list is I can only name, like, 10 podcasts, so I like, obviously, Rogan. Well, I don't know. I don't. I'm not going to do a list of, like, we all know what. The ones that really should be on it. But if we're talking fringe, I think I, like, it was like, one of those things, too. Like, when I didn't say it, I was like, you don't want to say it about yourself? And then I don't think anyone said it. So there is truth to it, I think.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. Okay, wait, let me ask you this. When you became a podcaster back 13 years ago, were you. Were you like, oh, like, I'm such a cliche. I'm a white guy podcasting. Sorry, no offense.

[Kevin Clancy]

No, no, not at all. But that. I guess that's a great question. That didn't exist. That, that. That stigma absolutely didn't exist. I didn't even know what the. I was doing. Yeah, like, it was the podcast. Like, that word. It existed. It absolutely existed because Rogan existed. Kevin James existed. I think Simmons existed. I'm sure there are a million that I don't know about because I wasn't really listening to him. But we were not gonna say we were the first. But it wasn't like, it wasn't like, there are too many podcasts in the world. That certainly wasn't the vibe.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And then like, I think Kevin, Kevin asked me, I think on. I would imagine on Google, on G Chat, like, hey, you want to record a show with me tonight? Or something like that. And I was like, yeah, sure, why not? I didn't know what the. I. I don't even know if he used the word podcast. He might have. I don't remember. But. Yeah, because it wasn't really like, Like, I don't. I honestly don't remember. But, like, I don't know if Apple podcasts existed. I think it did. I think it did. But, like, we would record on G Chat, so I just don't. I didn't know. And then I think it would go on YouTube, but I think it would go on G Chat too. I'm sorry. On, on an Apple thing. There was also like a, Like a tool, I guess you'd call it like a, Like a Windows tool that you would like back in the day. It was like you put it in like a sidebar. So like, if you went to barstool sports at the time.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like KFC radio. Gotta play.

[John Feitelberg]

Okay.

[Kevin Clancy]

Because, like, it would automatically start on the side. And like, podcasts were going into weird places like that. So I don't know if they were going on actual, like, Apple, itunes or anything. They must have been. They must have been. I just don't know.

[John Feitelberg]

I remember this is a Nick Hamilton question. Nick Hamilton. And I remember visiting it to try and download the early ones, but it was some weird, like, third, like, side.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, it might have been on. I forget there were other podcast networks that we used to be on. It could have been just on that. I forget. But whatever. The point is I don't think I'm crazy. It's at least like, I'm not getting laughed out of the room to bring that up.

[John Feitelberg]

No, I, I, But I, like, I don't know if I'm biased, so I.

[Kevin Clancy]

Know that's the other thing. It's like the person who's constantly scared of her job and the two people who want a job. Good. They all agree with me. Nice.

[John Feitelberg]

No, no, no. Like, maybe we should ask a third party. But I, I feel like that's a complete, completely sound argument. I think again, keyword influential. Like, you can't especially kind of what I was saying before, like, we kind of forget that the two, the Sigma for podcasts. Now it's like, oh, everybody's starting podcast Sigma before used to be, oh, two white men. Don't like, don't let them have microphones. Yeah, they're, you know, they're gonna start that way.

[Kevin Clancy]

That might have been because of us.

[John Feitelberg]

And it might have been because of you guys.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, like, we gotta get these two to stop talking. Yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

Like, we're not saying your influence was good. We're saying there is influence. And now it's like everybody has a podcast. But yeah, like you guys are spinning your spinning, you know, from the start.

[Kevin Clancy]

Thanks.

[John Feitelberg]

No offense. Just, you know, all like I'm trying to bring you down a big I.

[Kevin Clancy]

Well, that's good. I was hoping I, I, I still, I don't know, I've thought about it for like five days and I don't think I'm wrong, but I, I could be revealing myself as the most delusional narcissist to ever exist.

[John Feitelberg]

But I don't think that you're capable of that. I don't think that you are. I think that what we'll know in the comments.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, yeah. This episode's titled Is KFC Radio a Top 100?

[John Feitelberg]

No, it's going to be, it's going to be titled. We're like, KFC radio is officially top 100 podcasts. Don't check the, don't check the list.

[Kevin Clancy]

Because influence with influence, not with success.

[John Feitelberg]

And not good influence like whatever.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, I, but there was also like I'm, I'm being self deprecated. There's also a lot of success too.

[John Feitelberg]

No, yeah, I, I, I, again, I'm not even gonna try and like keep glazing, as you could say. But that's crazy. Whenever I think that's crazy in my head, I said, no, that's crazy. Oh my. Say that right. But I have it the way that you say it in my head. I love that because you, because you have say it with me influence. No, I, I also think as an early listener seven years ago, you could say that like, well, yeah, I mean, I just felt like very, I felt like you guys were kind of the only podcast. I guess I'm biased, so it's not gonna Whatever because we like one of the only podcasts that I knew about. I didn't like, I kind of felt like I scoured and like my friends knew about you guys and. Yeah, I don't know, I don't really Know where I'm going with that.

[Kevin Clancy]

Okay.

[John Feitelberg]

But, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

All right, so we're all in agreement, though.

[John Feitelberg]

Okay, cool. But drop your comments below.

[Kevin Clancy]

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[John Feitelberg]

What do you think, like, Saturdays are for the boys. Did you ever talk about that on KFC radio, or was that just from the tweet?

[Kevin Clancy]

Great question. I don't know. I think we talked about it. Kevin definitely financed it for the first month. He paid for, like, we did a helicopter again and, like, but, like, size of the boys. I do. I want to acknowledge, like, it needed Barstool and Dave to embrace it, to send it into another realm, but we influence them into embracing. This is what influence is, right?

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think you're making me question, like.

[Kevin Clancy]

Because I just want, like. I don't know. I feel like. I feel like I'm kind of crazy saying it, but I don't think I'm wrong.

[John Feitelberg]

No, I don't think you're wrong either. And also, a lot of the, like, hypotheticals that are the Internet speak, I feel like came from your guys that.

[Kevin Clancy]

But, like, those as well. Yeah, that's what I meant by, like, answer the Internet but, like, not all. I don't even know if any of them. Very few of them did we come up with, but we've certainly, like, influenced and popularized them and all that shit. Because, like, again, like, if that eventually Internet was, you know, didn't get views, then I wouldn't use this argument.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

But, like, it wasn't. Does a tree that falls in the forest make, like, a sound like they were getting, like, millions of views for, like, three years straight? It was honestly the when answer. The Internet was really humming. It was like. Like, they do a million views overnight. They would do, like. And I'm talking not. I'm not talking about TikToks. I mean, like, YouTubes that it was doing numbers that, like, surviving Barstool All Stars would kill to get.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And couldn't sell it, though. Couldn't. Couldn't figure out how to sell.

[John Feitelberg]

Let's forget I was editing it during that time.

[Kevin Clancy]

Huh?

[John Feitelberg]

I was editing it during that time. So maybe it's my sick.

[Kevin Clancy]

Editing your influence as well. Of course.

[John Feitelberg]

Actually, I actually think I. It's possible that I can't quite remember if when I started editing it went downhill or. Or it was during the Millie View. It's possible that the downhill was when I started editing Influence.

[Kevin Clancy]

It actually. It also attested to how successful that was, is how long we did it. Because I hated doing that.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

It was so uncomfortable. Anybody was like, oh, that's 3 million views overnight. So, like, we got to keep doing it. But that was not a fun show.

[John Feitelberg]

To do, like, dragging you guys into the group because it's like after. After an interview, like, the last thing that you guys wanted to do, the.

[Kevin Clancy]

Last thing you want to do if they want to suck their dad's dick or some. You know what I mean? Like, you rather your mom or suck your dad's dick. Go Mark Wahlberg.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. Yeah. That kind of like, died rightfully. So what was the second podcast of Barstool? Was it part of my take?

[Kevin Clancy]

It's hard to, like, really nail down, I guess, because I guess that's another point to it is. I think. I think it. I think. I think Chernin was interested in it, obviously. Turn and bought Dave and Dan.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

But I think they were interested in, like, the podcast network because I think that was taking off at the time. And I remember Dave, like, tweeting a picture from a meeting he had with them where he's like, they love our podcast network or something like that. And. And maybe. Maybe all this in my mind is based on that Tweet and that tweet was being sarcastic. And they actually hated our podcast network. I don't know, but it was like, at the time, it was like, KFC Radio Challenge, the Challengers podcast.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Wine with Kelly.

[John Feitelberg]

Okay.

[Kevin Clancy]

I don't remember seeing PMT on that board, but they. They were definitely around because, like, PMT was started when we were in Millen still. So, like, maybe that board was just, like, right before PMT got started. I'm not sure exactly.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Or maybe. Maybe I'm just not remembering. Maybe they were on it. I don't. I don't remember.

[John Feitelberg]

I think. Okay, just to. I guess we've already said this, but if you could say that Barstool has had an influence on the podcast. I can't stop saying landscape. If you could say that Barstool has had an influence on podcasts, then KFC Radio, the first. Like, if you guys had failed, like, if. If you guys started the podcast and then it, like, seriously sucked. And then Dave was just like, we're not going to do that bullshit.

[Kevin Clancy]

Well, he kind of thought that. Yeah, because he, like, he definitely didn't like. He liked the idea of a podcast, and then he certainly didn't like the content. Like, he didn't like the dumb hypotheticals.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, but.

[Kevin Clancy]

Which is fine. But, like, Dave's never done content like that. He obviously doesn't like it.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, but then it got views, so then he couldn't ignore it, right?

[Kevin Clancy]

Yes.

[John Feitelberg]

So then that gave him room to, like, once he let in you guys having podcasts, he was like, all right, I guess there might be some. There's a lot that he doesn't like here that, like, get a lot of views.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

So then one podcast. Your. The first podcast led to the second podcast, which led to the third podcast, which led to the fourth. But whatever.

[Kevin Clancy]

This. This might be a fucking top ten influential show. You're welcome. Everyone tuning in, Alex Cooper might have.

[Una]

To say thank you because.

[John Feitelberg]

Because if you could say that. Call her Daddy. It was an influential podcast, then you could say the Barstool is an influential. Then you can say the KFC radio. I think I stand by at top 25.

[Kevin Clancy]

I. I don't. I hope everyone hates this statement. I hope. I hope it gets clipped by V. And they're like, look at these delusional lunatics. But I don't know. Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

[John Feitelberg]

It's also, like, ironically, probably sucks as a podcast because we're like, maybe. I'm sorry, don't listen to us. Like, but Then we just keep going. I'm so.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yo, that's crazy.

[John Feitelberg]

Okay. Yeah. So what. What do you do with this information now?

[Kevin Clancy]

I guess move on to topic two. Who's Hoopify?

[Una]

He's upstairs right now.

[Kevin Clancy]

What? Like I. That. That was a question I had because we are all done with that topic, right? I don't think there's much more to explore there.

[Una]

I mean, I think the answer is yes.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, I think, I think, yeah. Like all, you know, the awards for you guys can come in. We'll be waiting.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, I don't think they'll be coming, but I just think like, I think we're having an honest. Honest to God.

[Una]

I mean, I think, I think even top 50. I think it's lower than that.

[John Feitelberg]

Fuck it. I think top one.

[Una]

I thought you not to give yourself.

[John Feitelberg]

A little pat on the back right now. Give yourself a little pat on the back.

[Kevin Clancy]

Oh, I don't think I'm gonna do that. But I.

[John Feitelberg]

Never mind.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, but Hoopify. So I. I saw Hoopify. I've seen him on Twitter a few times. Yeah, I assumed the way people were speaking about him in like quote tweets that he was like this mega star. I didn't know who he was and. And then I thought he was like a tick tock star or something like that. And then I saw you posted with him and I was like, wait, who is this guy?

[Una]

I posted with him. So he cannot be a Mega TikTok star, that's for damn sure.

[Kevin Clancy]

Who is. Who is he?

[Una]

I think he's a Mega TikTok star.

[Kevin Clancy]

He, you know me having a video.

[Una]

With him, I think he's pretty big.

[Kevin Clancy]

Is he a. Is he a TikTok?

[Una]

He basically has this like, like formula that people have started copying, but he's been doing it for years. That's like the most easily make fun of all thing where he does a video where he like looks at the camera really close and he's like, did baby grow Riz up? Livy done this weekend at blah blah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Blah blah blah talking about.

[Una]

Okay, let's pull up a video.

[Kevin Clancy]

Wait, before we go, I forgot two things. One, everything I say basically applies to chicks in the office too. Oh yeah, Cedo was. They absolutely are top hundred influential podcasts.

[John Feitelberg]

One thousand percent.

[Kevin Clancy]

They were no like, like they were doing a chick podcast before it was even. Like, we need guys to stop doing podcasts. Yeah, like it was. The guy podcast hadn't taken off yet. Cedo was already doing it. But lastly, One Minute Man. Oh, One Minute Man. Like Started like those direct to camera videos that everyone like, again, I don't know if it started. I'm not sure if they were like, never existed. But it was as popular as it can be and continues to be as popular as it can be.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Una]

Which perfectly ties in because One Minute man definitely created Hoopa. Definitely. He is lineage of One Minute Man.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, that's true. And then. And then I would also say. But then Hubify took it and ran with it. And it's like his cadence that.

[Una]

It's how he talks.

[John Feitelberg]

He became influential because I almost think like, so you never. Okay, so you know Baby Gronk and then did you ever see those videos that were like, did Baby Gronk Riz up Livy Dunn?

[Kevin Clancy]

Yes.

[John Feitelberg]

Okay, that's it.

[Kevin Clancy]

Wait, how are you saying.

[Una]

How did you know exactly what she was saying? But not at all.

[Kevin Clancy]

I said that because you were. I just thought you were saying it like, he's doing it now. And I was like, why is that taken off now? Oh, well, you're saying he did it.

[Una]

Like 5 years old and he's still doing. Yeah, but his. I think he's also influential because I might be.

[John Feitelberg]

Top 10 influencer podcasts.

[Una]

His demo is like, I think like 15 year olds. Yeah, maybe.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. He made a video about me raising up Baby Gronk one time, like two years ago.

[Kevin Clancy]

Really?

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. It's not a big deal. So. Yeah, why don't we look it up? Jackie Nichols. I. But yeah, he. He, like, I think what started it was. Okay, we don't actually have to. Like, this is partly. I think what started it, like, was people were so creeped out by his dead stare at the camera. And it almost looked like he was like. People couldn't figure out if he was AI or not because, like, he wouldn't blink the entire time. And so then people were just like. All the comments were like, dude, like, why, why are you like. Like, you know, I can still see you staring at me in the comment section, like, type things. Yeah. So then people just kind of like would comment and then that would blow them up and then all that, all that jazz. But yeah, shout out One Minute Man. Shout out Hoopify.

[Kevin Clancy]

Shout out Hoopify.

[John Feitelberg]

That. Did you meet Hoopify?

[Kevin Clancy]

I don't think I've met Hoopa.

[John Feitelberg]

He's a pretty cool, normal person. Like, even though despite, like his robotic stare on the Internet, like, he's very normal.

[Kevin Clancy]

He seems like a nice guy. Yeah. Yeah, I look forward to meeting him.

[John Feitelberg]

All right, that's our Hoopa.

[Kevin Clancy]

All right. Another Segment we got here. What is the T app?

[John Feitelberg]

Do you explain? I feel like you would explain better.

[Kevin Clancy]

I just know that, like, it was.

[John Feitelberg]

Like, like, dating apps.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, it was like a yelp for guys. But I think the creator of it.

[John Feitelberg]

Like, was really, like, just haphazard. So, like, everybody that signed up for it, you just find, like, their license on the Internet? Yeah, because, like, it was like.

[Kevin Clancy]

I'm sorry, what was like a yelp.

[John Feitelberg]

For, like, guys dating, I think.

[Kevin Clancy]

Oh. Like, you could just go and be like, oh. So it was like, God, what do we have? No, Yik yak. I was gonna say jib jab.

[Una]

Y was like that. And then all the data leaks, and so everyone's like, can find pictures of all, like, girls who were on it. And it's just like, the most beat you've ever seen. So it's like, like, you guys are not making women look good right now. And then the boys created a counter version called Box Score, which is so funny.

[John Feitelberg]

Okay. I'm actually, like, not really up to date on all this. But it. So it's like, it was just. Was it kind of like, are we dating the same guy?

[Una]

Yeah, but. But, like, more details. It'll be like, yeah, he. I mean, I don't know exactly, but I'll be like, yeah, he smelled this guy has bad breath. And I'll be like, oh, did he cheat on you? Like, you can, like, ask questions probably.

[Kevin Clancy]

But what the fuck is that? Well, why does everyone need all that?

[Una]

No, I don't think that.

[Kevin Clancy]

I'm not saying, like, I'm not on it.

[John Feitelberg]

I don't know.

[Kevin Clancy]

But just, like, why would you want to do that? That. Why would you wanna know?

[John Feitelberg]

I think. I think, you know, there is a. The plus side is like, oh, he's, you know, he's a sexual assaulter. And you can avoid a sexual assault if you, you know, I. I get that argument.

[Kevin Clancy]

But like, a sexual assault you could probably find just on a simple Google.

[John Feitelberg]

You could.

[Kevin Clancy]

Where, like. Like, the example you use, like, he has bad breath. Like, I'll figure that out on my own.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

You know what I mean?

[Una]

I don't know if people are actually saying that, but I feel like the main thing that confuses me about it is girls are definitely just getting on it to, like, say that the guy they, like, sucks so other girls don't talk to him. I feel like that's probably how people.

[Kevin Clancy]

Are, but it also just doesn't apply, like, how you. I guess it does. Like, how you acted in past relationships applies to Your current one. But, like, how you acted in past relationships also has a lot to do with how you were. Who you were interacting with.

[Una]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

So, like, if. If you're like, this person's crazy, like. Well, yeah, you're probably crazy too.

[Una]

Yeah, I agree.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's probably, like, if you're going on. I actually. I don't know. I'm not familiar with it. I would imagine that would be a fun. If you really hated a guy and if he really dissed you, it'd be a fun little outlet to be like, this guy and you, like, can do under the guise of, like, I'm helping other. Other girls, like, to whatever. To suss them out. That would probably be what it kind of turned into, is more just like a personal diary to vent.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

I do not know. I was not familiar with it.

[Kevin Clancy]

I just saw, like. I saw this screen grab or whatever that it was like. It was just like, the maps. It was a map of the United States. And it was like, here are all the licenses that have been leaked in the T app. And it was just. You couldn't see the map. It was just like, licenses everywhere. I was like, what the is this app? So it's basically just talk.

[John Feitelberg]

I. I have a.

[Kevin Clancy]

Sorry, what?

[John Feitelberg]

My take is like, everyone all. There's a lot of girls being like, oh, the dating scene in New York sucks. Like, all that. We're scaring. We're scaring the girls. We're scaring the girls in relationships to stay in. Because I've known people who are debating breaking up with their boyfriends. They're like, do I want to be single? Whatever. But then they hear that the. That the dating scene is so scary in New York that they're like, I don't want to do that. I don't want to be, like, for the streets again. Like, it seems miserable out there. And then they stay with their boyfriends. Less of a pool for us to choose from. So we have to be. We got to be saying, hey, like, the dating scene guys, it rocks. It's so fun. They never talk about their crypto portfolios. They never talk about that.

[Kevin Clancy]

Have you had people, like, actually sit down and be like, so my crypto is doing well?

[John Feitelberg]

Yes.

[Kevin Clancy]

And that's like, but you like, like finance guys. So, like, yeah, I don't like finance guys. But you went through a phase. You talked about finance.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, I know. And then I was like, oh, I.

[Kevin Clancy]

Don'T give a. Yeah, like, that's probably a pretty good telling sign. Like, these Finance guys keep talking about finance.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, yeah, it's like, I'm to blame.

[John Feitelberg]

I'm asking for it.

[Kevin Clancy]

I'm asking.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, and then, you know, but like, also like, I had a guy who, who admitted 10 minutes in that he like, was just like, had gotten expelled for sexual assault.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

And I was just like, do you think that this is going well?

[Kevin Clancy]

How. I have a question for, for you guys. I saw a clip of Annie Letterman the other day talking about she had like a, a box of leftover Ma Mace pepper sprays from the Comedy Store. And she was just like, she's like, this is how scared women are. She's like, these are the ones we forgot to get. Like, she's like, these are all. They come in, they get, they go to the ts, not tsa, but they go to security at the Comedy Store. They say, pick this up on your way out. These are just the ones they forgot. And I was like, dang, like, how scared are you? Like on a day to day basis? Because she, like, in the clip she was like, she's like, we're really scared of you. Like, honestly, is it, is it super scary? Are you like regularly scared?

[John Feitelberg]

I actually feel like, personally, I've never understood walking on the street and being scared. Like, I, I feel like I don't let anybody, I'm probably gonna jinx myself and get mugged like right after this. But like, I feel like I don't let anybody in my perimeter. I'm not even understanding like how somebody would like come fight me because I don't like, I'm not gonna let them near me. Do you know what I mean? Like, I personally, I probably have.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's not, I've already chosen flight. I've never been in a fight or flight response. I stay in flight.

[John Feitelberg]

I don't, I personally don't think that I have it in me to like be super scared, but I might, I think I'm different.

[Una]

I don't know if I'm super scared. I mean, the pepper spray thing is like, I don't need that because if someone's to the point where I'm having to pepper spray them, I'm, I'm. It's over for me. Like, I'm not going to find.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think you're good. I think the pepper spray is going to do a lot of the leg work on that one.

[John Feitelberg]

Don't give up.

[Kevin Clancy]

I don't know.

[Una]

I feel like I would find the path of like, this is about to be like the most pick Me segment of all time. But it's like, I'm not that scared. But I also am, like, I don't know. I feel like it just isn't.

[Kevin Clancy]

Is. Is yours.

[Una]

I'll figure it out. I don't know.

[Kevin Clancy]

Is your fear of men or of like, bad things happening? Like, is it specifically men or is it just like, like, like when you're, when you're scared, are you thinking, like, I'm scared of men or you like, I'm scared of getting jumped. And that's probably to be a man.

[Una]

That's what it is.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. I'm scared of getting.

[Una]

I'm not like, literally just scared of men existing. They're fine.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. I mean, I'm scared of men, like, in general.

[Una]

It depends on the top. Like, also, like, if it's at night and I'm by myself, like on the subway, I'm going to be scared. But I think I. It'd be weird if I wasn't like a little.

[John Feitelberg]

Just like.

[Una]

I don't know if scared is the right word. Just like on edge maybe.

[Kevin Clancy]

So, like, like, if you're like having a conversation with a guy on a date, are you like, how am I gonna get out of this? Not like, get out, get out. But like, how am I gonna. Like, are you scared of that guy or are you just scared of guys?

[John Feitelberg]

No. Well, I feel like I'm. Okay. I feel like I'm scared of human interaction.

[Kevin Clancy]

Right.

[John Feitelberg]

Like point blank that I'm so consumed by, like, does he think I'm weird that I'm not even thinking about my safety? You know, Like, I'm so self conscious that I'm like, I just really hope he likes me.

[Una]

Yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

But that being said, sometimes if I'm like next to a really big, like, tall burly man and I. And it will occur to me, I'm like, oh.

[Kevin Clancy]

I.

[John Feitelberg]

Like, if he were to pin me down right now, like, I seriously wouldn't, Like, I, I'd be. I didn't mean that.

[Kevin Clancy]

In a little. So you guys. So like, again, it's not like a constant state, but like, you're kind of like in the wild with bears. If I'm near a bear, I'm like, well, that guy tries. If he tries to fight me, I'm pretty sure.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Una]

Like what you said, if I'm like, I'm not really scared of guys I'm actually talking to. I'm scared of like the random guy. Like, if I'm talking to a guy on a date, like what you said, like, if he Tries to kidnap me. I'm still scared of if he likes me or not.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Una]

You know what I mean?

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Una]

Like, if he does. If he does something insane, like, hit me or something, I'll be like, did I react, like, weird to that? Like, is he going to think I'm weird?

[Kevin Clancy]

React weird to the hit? Yeah, I'm going to be like, he's.

[John Feitelberg]

Gonna think I'm hiding.

[Una]

Do you think I'm weird?

[Kevin Clancy]

I made such a weird noise when he just punched me.

[Una]

Exactly.

[John Feitelberg]

And then I seriously. That was so crazy. I seriously think I would, like, like, charm him into. Into, like, not kidnapping me. I'd be like. But, like, you know, Mr. Kidnapper. Like, you can't. Like, why don't we just go stop at McDonald's and then we would have, like, a lovely night. I think, like, I could.

[Kevin Clancy]

You know, you're like, I had Stockholm syndrome.

[John Feitelberg]

Him, I would stock. Yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

I'm not trapped in here with you. You're trapped in with me.

[John Feitelberg]

So I feel like I could do.

[Una]

Like, what Anakin Kendrick did in that movie that's about the real story where she just pretends to like him until she can, like, figure it out. That's what I would do.

[Kevin Clancy]

The Dating Game.

[Una]

No, the Woman of the Hour. It was based on.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, no. Yeah, yeah. But that's the Dating Game.

[Una]

I. I just thought, oh, yeah, yeah. I didn't really realize that was a true story until, like, recently.

[John Feitelberg]

But, yeah, that's crazy.

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[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, I. I guess to answer your question, I do like you. I do sometimes think about it, but.

[Una]

So you just walk around untethered, though, by thinking about what could happen to you in the next few minutes?

[Kevin Clancy]

Yes, I understand quite different. I did make a face. I think now you know what it's like to be a woman.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Okay, so what could men do to make you guys more comfortable?

[John Feitelberg]

Well, first of all, wait, have you ever, like, been. Do you get scared of getting jumped, though, at all? No. Like, ever?

[Kevin Clancy]

I mean, like, even, like, if there's.

[John Feitelberg]

A crazy man that's like.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think I've had like one time on the subway, probably where it was like late at night and it was just me and a guy who had a Knife out. And I was like. And he was playing. He was like, cutting his own hand. And I was just like, I hope he doesn't get mad at me. I hope he doesn't turn that knife in this direction. But, like, we were. We were in the same subway car, but we were, like, separated in thirds. And I was like, I got enough time to do stuff here. And I changed cars in the next stop, too, but that was the only time I've ever done that.

[John Feitelberg]

What can you guys do to make us feel more comfortable? Probably just like, stop raping.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[Una]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's gonna be a tough one. I think I've raised that point at meetings, and the guys who are doing it seem pretty hell bent on. They're gonna keep. Damn.

[John Feitelberg]

Okay, well, then I don't know. Like, at the very least, I don't know.

[Kevin Clancy]

Okay. All right, so so far today we got.

[Una]

There's just a few of you ruining it for the rest of you, and.

[Kevin Clancy]

There'S not much the rest of you can do. Bad apples. Exactly. Yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

Take another shot of the meetings.

[Kevin Clancy]

Guys. I think. I think we can move on from the rape thing, you know, Rebel, Rebel, Rebel. They don't take away our. They don't take it kindly. A very specific section of the theater, but they get riled up. Okay, so what else we got today?

[John Feitelberg]

Should we do our other segment, Our moment of silence segment?

[Kevin Clancy]

Oh, wait.

[Una]

What does it feel like?

[John Feitelberg]

Great question. Today was a scorcher in my head, and I felt like. I think I saw. It was like an 83 day, and it definitely felt like 96. Okay. I. You know what? I would ask the class, like, if you guys agree. Okay. Wow.

[Kevin Clancy]

Well, no, we said you decide.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, exactly. And then it goes against, like, the whole. Feels like, like, it's just got to be one person's. Feels like. Okay. You probably didn't have to erase, like, the whole thing. What the hell is that? Oh, it's the sun. Yeah. Oh, you should have just done, like, the little corner thing.

[Una]

Yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

Okay, first of all, that's getting all over me. Okay.

[Una]

It looks like the logo of Kumon.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. Crazy. Choose, like, two yellows. Also, it's the sun. Okay. His sunglasses don't have to be yellow.

[Kevin Clancy]

We're getting there.

[John Feitelberg]

Okay.

[Kevin Clancy]

Be sweating a little bit.

[John Feitelberg]

Okay.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's hot.

[John Feitelberg]

96 out here, but he's the sun.

[Kevin Clancy]

And then.

[John Feitelberg]

Some nerd ass glasses. Yes.

[Kevin Clancy]

I guess this sounds kind of dorky, right? I don't know.

[John Feitelberg]

What?

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. 96.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. Okay.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's beautiful. 96. Good segment.

[John Feitelberg]

More like 69.

[Una]

Do you want to know the real one?

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. What is it?

[Una]

90 feels like 94.

[John Feitelberg]

Oh.

[Kevin Clancy]

Would you say 92? Feels like 96?

[John Feitelberg]

I said, I thought. Yeah, I thought it was 83 for some reason, but I guess I was. Not today when I. It was actually when I looked two days ago, now that I'm thinking about it. So 94. I, like, I kind of killed.

[Kevin Clancy]

Kind of nailed it. Yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

Make me the new intern. Make me the new weather app. Intern.

[Kevin Clancy]

Make me the new intern.

[Una]

We don't need another one. We're full over here.

[Kevin Clancy]

Jackie's, like, great success. Make me an intern.

[John Feitelberg]

Moment of silence.

[Kevin Clancy]

Moment of silence. Moment of silence. I don't really have anything this weekend that I like. Moment of science. I did go to church this weekend. I guess you have a moment of silence for Jesus.

[John Feitelberg]

For Jesus. For dying on the cross.

[Kevin Clancy]

For dying on the cross.

[John Feitelberg]

That's kind of a really unoriginal moment of silence. It's like, the whole point of church.

[Kevin Clancy]

But, yeah, I went. I went to. It was my niece's baptism, so I went to church on Sunday.

[John Feitelberg]

Okay.

[Kevin Clancy]

And I actually listened to the homily for the first time in I don't know how long, and it kind of struck me that religion's just superhero stories for adults.

[John Feitelberg]

Oh, wow. Great take.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, it's just a guy who can't die. And then they just keep teaching your life less. Like. Like, the Sunday homily was just about how listening is important. And I was like, yeah, no, I know. I. I heard about that one.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, I guess if you need the weekly checkup, could keep going. But, like, the priest. I was like, why is he talking like, I'm a toddler? Like, he was like, and, you know, talking to God's important, but do you know what's more important than talking to God? Listening to God. I knew you were gonna say that. I knew you were gonna say that.

[John Feitelberg]

Give me my gold star.

[Una]

Going to church and just finishing his sentences. Know it all.

[John Feitelberg]

In class, you're like, raise your hand in the back.

[Una]

Listen, listen. I know he's going to say.

[Kevin Clancy]

And then he was like. He's like, you know, and God doesn't grant all wishes. Sometimes that can be a good thing. I was like, I know you. I knew you were going to say that one, too. That's obvious.

[John Feitelberg]

I'm acing this fucking glass.

[Una]

You're, like, whispering to the people next to you.

[Kevin Clancy]

But it's just, like, basic life lessons that I could see, like, Superman or, like, Captain America standing there and being like, sometimes listening is important.

[John Feitelberg]

Well, okay. You could also make the argument that Superman was influenced by Jesus Christ, which.

[Kevin Clancy]

Is where I ended up landing.

[John Feitelberg]

Okay, first of all, put him in the podcast list. You ended up landing on that.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, I. I think most superhero stories were based in the same story that the religion story was based.

[John Feitelberg]

Were they trying to be like. Like, I don't have. I don't feel like finishing that sentence.

[Kevin Clancy]

Okay.

[John Feitelberg]

But. Yeah. Okay, that's interesting. Do you feel closer to God? No, I don't really feel farther from God. No. No.

[Kevin Clancy]

I feel about the same distance. I. The only time I was ever really scared that I was like, what if I find God? It was. I went to the Vatican and I went to, like, yeah, what do you call it? St. Peter's and I went to. What's the Sistine Chapel? And stuff like that. And I was like. Right before I walked in the Sistine Chapel, I was legitimately terrified. I was like, what if I fucking walk in here and I'm just, like, overcome with the Holy Spirit? Like, that would suck. Like, if I just cross this threshold of a door and my future changes drastically. That's not what I'm. That's not why I came to Italy. I mean, I wanted an apparel spritz and a nice fucking hangout in the plaza, but, yeah, no, I came out. I came out fine. It actually was disgusting in there. I hated it.

[John Feitelberg]

Oh, really?

[Kevin Clancy]

It just felt so much like Disney. Like, everyone was just like, Spiderman crammed in. It's so packed tight. They tell you before you walk in, like, no cameras, no taking pictures. Everyone's just snapping pictures. Yeah, it's. It was. I loved the Vatican, but I just, like, wasn't overcome with emotion with St. Peter or at the Sistine.

[John Feitelberg]

I. I fear. I do fear that they're gonna get me. I think that I'm. Because I'm. Because I'm kind of like. I'm a little bit, you know, into these days. Like, I'm a big fan of believing in something because I don't like the feeling of being like, I gotta do this all myself. So it's nice to be like, oh, I believe that the universe has my back. Right. And then once you start believing in that, it's like, it's really, like, in manifesting and all that, it's really similar to religion, and it's really the same thing if you just replace the universe with God.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yes.

[John Feitelberg]

So it's kind of like I already have the foundation laid, and if. If I just feel the Holy Spirit, One day, all of a sudden, I'm there. So I. I think that they might get me in the next, like, five years, But I'm actively trying to.

[Kevin Clancy]

It usually comes at the end. Like, usually the older you get, the closer you get to God, because you start being like, I don't have a lot of options.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

You know what I mean? Like, right now, you're like, anything could happen. Who cares? I'm young, and you hit, like, 70, you start having health issues, you're like, God is real. Because I'm not ready to be done. Done.

[John Feitelberg]

It's also. I feel like if you get canceled, that's another highway to. To religion. Sorry.

[Kevin Clancy]

Canceled?

[John Feitelberg]

Well, I'm just saying, like, that's kind of the only out these days, is if you, like, you go away for a little bit, and then you come back and say, hey, guys, I found God. And then people can't get mad at you because then you're saying, I found God.

[Kevin Clancy]

That. That works.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. I mean, people, definitely.

[John Feitelberg]

So if I get canceled, like, trust and believe. I'm there.

[Kevin Clancy]

I'm with them.

[Una]

When I was a kid, this girl in my neighborhood told me Santa wasn't real. And I clapped back. And this. Her family's very Christian. And I was like, well, neither is God. And I started, like, a rift, and I didn't even. Like, what I said was a way bigger deal than what she said, but I didn't know at the time. And I, like, caused, like, issues for that family.

[Kevin Clancy]

Really?

[Una]

Yeah. I was like, well, God's not real. She was like, santa's not real. I was like, well, neither is God. And then she went back to her family, and she was like, is this true?

[Kevin Clancy]

And then there was, like, a town issue about it.

[Una]

Not like a town issue. Maybe like a neighborhood issue. It was like. It was like Oona told Emily that. That God's not real. And it's like, well, Emily told Una that Santa's not real.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

That sounds like a very North Carolina story.

[Una]

Yeah, it is.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. You know what they said down the street? God's not real. Exactly.

[Una]

Exactly.

[John Feitelberg]

It is hard to be like, okay, so, yeah, the. The big man who comes down the chimney isn't real, but, like, the big man in the sky is, you know?

[Kevin Clancy]

But what does it matter if it's a big man or a universe? Like, if all the lessons are just like, a.

[John Feitelberg]

Be the person.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, I guess it's like a. We're like, if you need the weekly check in, go fudgeing. Yeah, take that check in.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

But if you don't need it, if you can just be like, yeah, you should be generally nice to people.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. I actually really think that, like, religion is good for the most part. Like, I think it, like, seriously gives people hope, like, all this and. And like, you know, again, if what I believe in, like, doesn't make sense either, so, like, who's to say who's wrong, who's right, who's wrong? That being said, some people, I feel like, use it in, like, they're kind of, like, using it to not do good things.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's most people.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

It feels like the idea, like, I. I actually, I. I also strongly, I think, believe in, like, institutions.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

But I think they should be watched pretty closely so things like the Catholic Church don't happen. But, like, generally, I believe that people who are going to church and are regularly practicing religion. Religious people, I guess. What's the word I'm looking for here? Worshippers. I think they're largely. Generally very good people.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

A couple bad apples, just like the rapers.

[John Feitelberg]

Oh.

[Kevin Clancy]

Well, I guess probably the same ones really crossover.

[John Feitelberg]

I. Yeah, I agree. I think that, like, cults almost, there's. There's a period where, like, I could actually get with it because it's organized. It's institution, it's organized religion. And then you get to the point with the raping and, you know, it always really leads to rape.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, you get to show.

[John Feitelberg]

But. But I almost feel like sometimes I can get behind a cult more than I can the Catholic Church. I don't quote me on that. Like, I mean, like a very, like. Okay, it starts with good intentions, not like I'm trying to take over the world.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, I think those are few and far between.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. I'm thinking of one specific cult that, like, I heard of that like, started with good intentions and then it just turned to bad.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think. I think. I think they start as a club with good intentions, and then it becomes a cult once the intentions flip.

[John Feitelberg]

Wait, I actually want to take back my cult. I actually, like, don't believe that in.

[Kevin Clancy]

The cult at all. They have to just like. It's like a name change. It's like. It's like they transition. It's like, guys, I don't think we really fit in the club category anymore. That's more for, like, whimsy. Seems like we're more focused on, like, having this guy bang all our wives for a while.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, they really. They love the wife.

[Kevin Clancy]

He says it makes him closer to God.

[John Feitelberg]

I don't know. Yeah, it's When. It's when they use it to control people. Okay. My moment of silence is the guy who I was obsessed with for no reason at all. Like, I don't know why I. But I was, like, freshman year for sophomore year, I was absolutely 100 positive I was gonna marry this kid. And I. Like, he talked to me, like, three times, and I was seriously crazy about, like, I kissed him one time, I think, and I thought about him every single day. I was obsessed with him. He just got engaged this weekend.

[Kevin Clancy]

I thought you're gonna say he died. I was ready to get.

[John Feitelberg]

No.

[Kevin Clancy]

Holy. Was a moment of silence.

[John Feitelberg]

Well, the moment of silence is for my. You know, in some reality, my future with him, that was dead. He seriously. I don't think he would even remember who I am.

[Kevin Clancy]

Really?

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, there's. There's.

[Kevin Clancy]

You, like, hideous. Why do all these guys you had crushes on not even know who you are?

[John Feitelberg]

I. I think I just, like. I kind of do this fun little thing where, like, the second I like somebody, I just. I never talk to them again because I don't want the opportunity to be rejected.

[Kevin Clancy]

I go full neg. I'm like, I'm a neg. This person hard. They don't even know I exist.

[John Feitelberg]

Wait, neg?

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, when you're negging someone is, like. You're, like, subtly undermining their confidences. You know what I mean? So, like, I just. I'll just go into the other room.

[John Feitelberg]

Oh, okay. That's a good tactic.

[Kevin Clancy]

No, no, no, it's not a good tactic. It's the opposite of a good tactic. They don't know you exist.

[John Feitelberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Exactly.

[John Feitelberg]

But it's so much easier when they don't know that you. Yeah, it's like, so now I can just live out this fantasy.

[Kevin Clancy]

She didn't reject me. She didn't even have the option. I didn't even put that offer on the table for her.

[John Feitelberg]

What sucks is when they get engaged, though. And then you see that on Instagram.

[Kevin Clancy]

I never had that. I never had, like, really?

[John Feitelberg]

You think you still have a chance with them?

[Kevin Clancy]

I never had someone who I was like, I guess. I guess it's more. I never had someone who I was like, I'm gonna marry this person. I had. I had people I said that about, but not, like.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Honestly thought it.

[John Feitelberg]

Well, you're not even, like, really a marriage.

[Kevin Clancy]

No, I'm not. I'm not one of those. Like, I don't believe in it or anything like that, but, like, I don't know. Maybe I'll get married. Maybe I won't. I'm not, like.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

About it, but the. I'm not one of those who, like, marriage is evil and it's led to blah, blah.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, you're a big institution guy.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, I'm a big institution guy. Yeah. Big institutions have worked for a really long time until they do bad things and then you smack them in the head. Tell me, get in order. Yeah, but. But, yeah, I don't have someone where I was like, oh, that was. That was the one I. I have. That's the one that got away. Like, would have been nice to bang.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like. Like, we could have had some fun together, but I don't have someone like, man, I thought we had a life we were gonna have.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. I. They also have a whole ranch together. That was my dream with him, even before he had a ranch. So it was kind of crazy. I feel like I manifested it for her.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, he just heard about it. He's like, you know, it's gonna really piss off Jackie. I'll get a ranch.

[John Feitelberg]

I'm like, so you know who I am, so I have a chance. Yeah. Anyways. All right, guys. Moment of silence.

[Kevin Clancy]

Moment of silence over.

[John Feitelberg]

What?

[Kevin Clancy]

Sorry for Jackie's life. That moment was for you. Really?

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. Just seriously, like, I could. I could have a ranch right now. I could seriously be on a horse right now.

[Kevin Clancy]

I'm in this stupid chair that's about to break. I'm one of the 100 most influential podcasts of all time. And that's nice. All right, what else we got? We got.

[John Feitelberg]

Do you guys have any Moment of Sciences? Okay.

[Kevin Clancy]

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[Una]

54 minutes.

[Kevin Clancy]

54. All right. You got more? No, no. Uni got a list.

[Una]

Yeah, I got some stuff.

[Kevin Clancy]

Oh, wait. I actually have. I was at. So I was at the christening yesterday and a little cookout afterwards. 100% of the people at that cookout were talking about South Park. It was crazy. I'd never seen anything like it. Like, it's obviously only half my family. It's half another family. Like, every table I sat at, people like, maybe they're asking me because I work in this entertainment comedy industry to an extent, but, like, everyone talked to me about it and I hadn't even seen it. So I went home and watched it. And I'm not. I'm not a South. I'm not like an anti south park guy. I've never been like that show, but I don't watch it. Yeah, I'm not like a cartoons guy. That was really funny. That was a really funny episode.

[John Feitelberg]

Which one did you watch?

[Kevin Clancy]

The Trump one.

[John Feitelberg]

Got it.

[Kevin Clancy]

The. Do you. Do you know? Like, do you know what? So I didn't know anything. I. I knew what's happened in the news, but I didn't know what the episode was about at all. And it's. It was you. Do you know what's happened with like Paramount and Skydance and stuff like that?

[John Feitelberg]

No.

[Kevin Clancy]

So Paramount and Skydance are two studios that were merging and it was I guess told. This is all what I've heard. So I don't know, look it up yourself before you have any strong emotions about it. But the, they, they, Skydance and they were going to merge, but a merger of that size takes government approval because he's got to be like, you're not going to be Monopoly and that kind of. And it was told to them, made clear to them, they heard through the grapevine, whatever it is, that if you're not in Trump's good graces, this merger will not be approved. Oh, so that's when CBS settled the 16 million dollar lawsuit about the Kamala 60 Minutes interview.

[John Feitelberg]

Isn't that ironically like a monopoly within itself? Like having one guy or one you.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think you could probably.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Get there on. It's a little corruption.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Okay. But the, it was made, it was made clear. If you're not jumps good graces. This, this murder is not going through.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

One of the things left on the docket was the $16 million lawsuit with CBS, which Paramount owns. They were like, just give it to him. Just settle it. Give him the 16 million. This merger is worth $8 billion. Who gives a fuck about $16 million? Give it to him. Get it off the docket. So they did that. And then I think a few days later, on top of that, they fired Stephen Colbert, which again, everyone's talked about that. I'm sure everyone has statistics and evidence that back up their argument. I think there was some. I mean, I'm sure the show wasn't doing great financially, but like, I don't think they randomly decided to fire him for no reason at that time. And then, and then when this. So then the merger gets approved. And with the merger, Paramount buys back south park, which they didn't have the rights. They buy back the streaming rights for $1.5 billion. So Matt Stone and Trey Parker get $1.5 billion for the rights to south park, or I don't know they specifically get it, but that's what the rights to south park cost.

[John Feitelberg]

Is this crazy that I know this? Like, am I like really out of the loop?

[Kevin Clancy]

No, because I mean, I learned it all yesterday afternoon. Okay. And they get 1.5 billion. Again, whatever. I don't know how much they Get. But that's what the price was to get south park back.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And if he gets out far back and do 50 more episodes and then the first episode that week, they just, I mean, they go hard on. Jump they. To the point where like it is at times. I was watching it going, we are going pretty over the top here. And, and I think that's why it caused such a riff where like everyone's been trying to make fun of Trump within the rules for 10 years.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And it's all just bounced off him like ricochet. And now people went over the top like he tends to do. And it seemed again, judging, I, I wasn't going to watch it, judging by how everyone acted at this, this cocktail party, whatever. I was like, I gotta go home and see this.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

They show him he's Satan. Like he's banging Satan. He's in bed with Satan. He's naked. He's got his tiny little dick. At the end of the episode. They had just a Trump impersonator, I guess. I don't know if it was AI or. It's a guy who looks exactly like Trump.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Naked, tiny little dick.

[John Feitelberg]

Wait, like south park is a cartoon? So is it like.

[Kevin Clancy]

No, like the last clip is just a real human. Oh, again, maybe it's AI. I don't, I don't know. But like, it looks identical.

[John Feitelberg]

It's.

[Kevin Clancy]

I'm sure it's not Donald Trump himself. Yeah, but it's someone who looks identical to him with just the most disgusting dick you'll ever see in your life. Like, it's red and like bulbous. It's a horrible looking dick. And it was like, it was, it was just really funny. I thought it was a great episode. I thought it was accurate and good and all that stuff. But it's very funny. I recommend people watch it.

[John Feitelberg]

What else do they say about it? Like, other than the Satan, like just.

[Kevin Clancy]

I mean, they're just saying like, you know, he only, he's only doing policies that help himself. He was, they're like, they're like rednecks who are like, we only voted for him. So we could say again. Now he's just being. It was, it was very, very funny.

[John Feitelberg]

Okay, I'll, I'll have to watch it. That's the only episode of south park you've ever seen?

[Kevin Clancy]

No, no, I've seen them throughout. Like. Yeah, I think it's been, I think, I think this is season 27.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

So like I've seen. When I was very young, we watched them. Like I saw I watched like the, like me and my friend used to like go into like his parents basement.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like access there, South Park. And we'd watch that. But like, when I stopped watching cartoons, I kind of stopped watching South Park.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

But it's funny, it turns out 27 seasons in, they got some good stuff.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The same guy who like put on Batman while we hooked up also was obsessed with south park and put on south park while we hooked up. So I have hooked up to South Park. It was kind of a good background noise. Like I fucked with him kind of more than Batman. At least he wasn't like quoting Joker. Whatever.

[Kevin Clancy]

I don't know what the weirdest background thing I've ever had on in my old age. I'm like, we gotta turn TV off.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. I sometimes feel like it's too, like it's too quiet. Like there's got to be something.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. I'm like. Like I don't need to hear Selena Meer's voice in the background.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. No, no. But like, I would prefer that.

[Kevin Clancy]

Wait, you like it? Yeah, No, I don't. Cuz I don't. I don't like when there is a moment of silence and then it's like, gary, what the are you doing? And like, I don't know why we need that on. Like, the remote's right here. I'll just turn it off.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, but then it's just like. Then I'm. Then I'm so. I don't know. It's too much like slapping.

[Kevin Clancy]

I will say. I do not. I hate when like a rhythm starts. Like. Like, be it like the bed hitting the wall or the mattress squeaking, I'm like, that thing's got to shut the fuck up.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Otherwise I'm going to lose all like. That's how white I am. When I. When I notice a rhythm, I'm like, that's gonna throw me off. Yeah. Yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

I feel like, you know, it's like in Dune how like they try to not. They can't like move rhythmically throughout the sand or else it will like bring the worms or whatever. I feel like that. It's like once it brings like a rhythm, then. Then my head's out of the game and I'm like, it is.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's gotta be the worst way to fuck like someone. You're like, I look, this is not gonna be super enjoyable. But I don't like rhythm, so I'll go slow for a few, hard for a few. I'll pull it out for a bit. Like I'm gonna keep you guessing on this one.

[John Feitelberg]

I'm gonna keep the temple low, and then we're gonna go high. Like, I. Yeah, I. Like, I. I really can't. It's just. I. I would much rather have Selena Myers voice than, like, be focusing on the right and, like, just, like, talking. Like, then I feel more, like, pressure to, like, be really vocal. And then I just. It's a. I just get in my head, like, just put on.

[Kevin Clancy]

Una list.

[Una]

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[Kevin Clancy]

I saw that. That. Is that real?

[Una]

It's real. I thought it wasn't real. It's on the website of the government. It's on the government website.

[Kevin Clancy]

We are a welfare ass country, huh?

[Una]

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[Kevin Clancy]

Like, it was bad enough when, like, just all healthcare was GoFundMe. Now we're just paying extra taxes through a fucking.

[John Feitelberg]

Can I. I know.

[Una]

Extra taxes. That's literally what it is.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's. Yeah, right? I mean, like, what else would you possibly call it? Just extra taxes? Why are people willingly paying extra tax?

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, I mean, I've been very vocal about my debt, and I just. Can I. Can I pitch that before you pay off the government debt? Like, if you're a listener, can you just. I'll put my Venmo in the. In the bio.

[Kevin Clancy]

Pop it. Pop a QR code on screen right now.

[John Feitelberg]

Like, yeah, seriously. And, like, feel free to Venmo me. I see. Seriously really need it right now. And I. Because. Because, hey, if you really want to pay the government that bad, I owe the government $4,000 of taxes because I checked the wrong box and I've been paying California taxes this whole time. So I have to pay $4,000 in actually two days, which it's like, all right, well, the money's not going to be there, so good luck taking $4,000 for me. Sorry to. That's. I probably shouldn't be sharing my finances like that, but if you want to pay the government so bad, please pay me first, and then I'll pay to the government.

[Kevin Clancy]

That makes sense, right? Like, give him it. I'll get it to him.

[John Feitelberg]

I'll get it, too.

[Kevin Clancy]

In due time. I will get it to him.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, you tax lovers. Like, let me. Let me deal with this. I. I think with. During jury duty, they. They, like, gave us pens, and then at the end of the day, they're like, hey, like, we need those pens back. And. And then I like, was like, no, it's a good pen. Like, I'm gonna keep the pen. And then they go, hey, guys, seriously, like our pen budget. We've maxed out on our pen budget. Like, like we have five pens have not been returned. Like, we need every single pen. We have no more pen budget left. So then I try again. I was like, okay, the pen budget. Like, seriously, like, the government can't be doing that bad. Like, whatever. And then they go, we have one. We still have one pen that we have not returned. I'm not kidding about the pen budget. We have no more pen budget left. Give us back that pen. So they had to like awkwardly come.

[Kevin Clancy]

And return on the seventh time they asked. Like, ah. It was in my pocket the whole time.

[John Feitelberg]

Sorry, I didn't realize what kind of pen was it.

[Kevin Clancy]

Why don't you take a picture of the pen?

[John Feitelberg]

Like really normal. Like our, our pen budget in New York. Seriously must be atrocious because it's like a bad pen. Like a shitty pen.

[Kevin Clancy]

Then why are you trying to steal it?

[John Feitelberg]

Because I don't have any pens.

[Kevin Clancy]

Little memory of like this was jury, dude.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, well, like, I want a little memory. And like I. I don't have any pens. So then whenever I get a free pen because my pen budget is zero. So then, so then whenever I get like a free pen, like, that's one of those things. Like pens and socks is like I refuse to buy myself because there's so many opportunities to get free ones. I don't really know. And like, it's such a non fun.

[Kevin Clancy]

Where are you getting. Where are you getting free socks?

[John Feitelberg]

I don't know. I guess not free socks. But like it's such a.

[Kevin Clancy]

What did you just say to me? Why did you just say that? I don't like buying pens or socks because they're so easy to get. I feel like you get inside.

[John Feitelberg]

I feel like I'm always stumbling in a free sock.

[Una]

It's the opposite for me. I'm always. My socks are always disappearing.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think that's the normal take on socks. Why don't you just get acquiring socks from.

[John Feitelberg]

Because I've never. I Wait.

[Kevin Clancy]

Sorry to interrupt you go. I asked this on the podcast somewhat recently where I was like, is stealing socks of things. I've noticed women wearing my socks lately. Is that where you're getting socks?

[John Feitelberg]

I'm getting all the free socks.

[Kevin Clancy]

Is that where you get them? No, no, no.

[John Feitelberg]

But like when my. I could definitely see the allure of that because again, I refu. It's just something that's so not fun to buy for yourself. I probably only bought socks for myself twice in my life, and I have a whole, you know, set of socks, so, ergo, you know, math. I'm not, I'm clearly getting free socks. Like, like you. How many times have you guys actually bought socks? We bought. We're always getting free socks, and you're just not.

[Kevin Clancy]

Look, your argument of the fact that you've only bought socks twice and you have a full sock drawer is tough to combat. I'll admit that I don't really have an answer for you there. I don't know where you're getting the socks. I buy socks fairly regular.

[Una]

I buy them all the time and I never have them.

[Kevin Clancy]

I'm like, every six months, I have in my Amazon, twice a year, the socks I like. Every six months, I just throw my socks away. I get those new ones just because, like, I don't like when the elastic starts to slip and stuff like that.

[John Feitelberg]

Okay, well, Steve, how often do you buy. Okay, shut the up. I, I. Because you guys don't trust in the ability of the universe enough to give you free socks. Like, if you just put your trust a little bit and, like, I'm going to get a pair of free socks, you're going to get a pair of free socks. I guess, like, we were able to do a whole, like, barstool merch order for barstool beach house. Best to believe I fucking racked up the socks.

[Una]

Oh, I didn't even look at this.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, because you guys are trying to, like, capitalize on your opportunities to get free socks.

[Kevin Clancy]

You're losing socks. All your finance guys are like, look, I was trying to talk about crypto, but you would not stop talking about acquiring socks.

[Una]

I've had a guy take my socks.

[John Feitelberg]

Really?

[Una]

Yeah, I, I do have really good socks to the Ralph Lauren ones.

[John Feitelberg]

And they're like, oh, okay, money bags.

[Una]

They're like, they're like a really comfy. And I saw a guy wearing my socks. I was like, where'd you get those? Because it was a guy I'd been, like, hanging out with a few times, and he was like, oh, I bought them. And I was like, well, I've only seen you wear them once. And like, they come in a pair of, like, a pack of 12. So I know you'd have more, basically. And he was like, I took them from your house one time.

[Kevin Clancy]

He admitted it.

[Una]

Yeah, ankle socks from me.

[John Feitelberg]

That's so crazy.

[Kevin Clancy]

I like, you just Saying, like, you're not. You guys as an us. You're not believing in the universe and your ability to get free socks because of when we were talking religion earlier, you just said you could flip it. Yeah, like, if you just flip universe. And God, Jackie just told us was, you know, you're not putting enough trust in God to get you your free.

[John Feitelberg]

Socks if he, God will listen to your prayers, and God will give you free songs if he asks. Seriously, though, like, even if even stealing socks, like, what that guy did, he has. He believes in the power of God because it's like you can just steal them.

[Kevin Clancy]

You're describing theft and thanking God.

[Una]

I guess if the power of God is stealing, then yes.

[John Feitelberg]

But that's how the rapers do is they just say it's the power of God to commit crimes. Like, that's how religion goes. Anyways. God, I really need a new pair of socks. $4,000 and a new pen while you're at it.

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[Kevin Clancy]

What do you got, too?

[Una]

Yeah, I have another good one. Speaking of rapers, so in. In like the court for the Idaho murder guy. Yeah, not that he's a raper, but they basically did like, final.

[Kevin Clancy]

Don't want to besmirch. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Una]

He just killed four people. There was no penetration that I know. He. The victims, like, families got to give their final statements, as Nate called it. Like, they just did, like a roast on him, basically. And have you guys heard this?

[Kevin Clancy]

I've heard about. I've not heard the quotes I've heard about.

[Una]

So there's a bunch of funny quotes where they just like, laid into him, basically, which is what one does. But the mom of one of the victims said to him, you may have received A's in high school, but you're gonna be getting big Ds.

[John Feitelberg]

In prison.

[Kevin Clancy]

No way.

[John Feitelberg]

Bars.

[Una]

And I was like, damn, she ate that. And all the comments were like, we should not be joking about this. I think this is pretty.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think women are allowed to joke about men getting raped.

[Una]

Rapes.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think you guys earned it because.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, yeah. It reminds me of like the. The school shooter who's a part. Sorry, Nicholas Cruz or whoever his name.

[Kevin Clancy]

He was Florida. He was Stoneman Douglas.

[John Feitelberg]

Okay. There was. There was some school shooter, like one of the big ones. And they. He sat in court. Mount Rushmore.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[John Feitelberg]

And he. Top. Top 100. He was like sitting in court and like, he was a psychopath. So, like, he didn't feel any remorse. And like, I think the one like all the parents are going up and trying to like, make this kid feel some kind of remorse and was crying, being like, you, like, killed my kid. Like, like, I'm so sad. I love my kids so much. Like, blah, blah, Trying to guilt the guy. Trying, whatever. Nothing was working. Like he wore a mask the whole time. He was not seeming empathetic at all. And then one mom just gets up there and she's like, you're about to get so fucking raped in jail.

[Kevin Clancy]

So raped.

[John Feitelberg]

I'm sorry, but like actually, like, sorry if I am saying rape a lot this episode. But she was like, you're about to get so raped in jail. It's not even funny. You're skinny. Like they're. You're like prime meat for them or whatever, you know, like, you will not have a fun time. And it was the only time that he kind of looked like scared and she just went in and I was.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, bar, so raped.

[John Feitelberg]

They're going to use you as they're like. She said something that was just like, oh, my God.

[Kevin Clancy]

Use you. Oh, my God. What does this woman get her fucking dialogue from porns? Yeah.

[Una]

Was she like, wet?

[Kevin Clancy]

God damn it.

[John Feitelberg]

You're going to be their little school girl.

[Kevin Clancy]

I'm glad you don't remember which one that was specifically. Yeah, I think it makes it funnier. I think we could picture him exactly. Be like, I don't know if it's as funny. It's like it's just in my head. It's just some vague mass shooting which happened pretty regularly. Could be. Could be one of plenty.

[John Feitelberg]

It was dark, long hair guy like central casting.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yep, exactly.

[John Feitelberg]

Like, it really could have been any of them.

[Kevin Clancy]

Una3.

[Una]

The x next player just got arrested for fraud. Marcus Morris Senior.

[Kevin Clancy]

Next.

[Una]

Okay. Oh, the girl getting fingered at the Yankees game. Didn't see that Allegedly. You gotta look up this video. I didn't even know she was getting figured. There was, like, a vibrator in her, like, pants. It looks like she was having a seizure.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Una]

And just watch. Oh, just keep watching.

[Kevin Clancy]

I don't know how, like, I have such respect for Philly. I don't know how they do it every time. Like, if there's a fan doing something grotesque in the crowd, they're gonna be wearing Philly. It's just the way the world works. Like, every time. Every time people talk about Philly, I'm always like. Like, it's not that bad. You're being a little hard on them. Yeah. And then six weeks later, it's a viral video of some monster in the stands out of the sporting event, and they're in a Phillies hat. Like, it's. It's 100% of the time, people from Philly don't know how to act in public. It's crazy. And I, like. I look, I love this lady. I love this guy. I think they're. I think, look, if you're gonna be doing it in a. If you're gonna be doing it, the 300 is where you have to do it. Like, I'll give them credit for that. They're doing it in the most polite place possible.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Which is three hundreds. They got. They found some room, Right. This is like, they're in the beach. They went to the dunes to at least. Like, you got to give them credit for that. They're not fucking. Right at the. At the fucking. Where the ocean comes in. They're like, look, we'll be all back here. We're trying. If you guys could not invade our privacy, that'd be great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, yeah, you got to be. They're old. Like, I get doing this stuff when you're. You know. Who hasn't felt around in the dark of a movie theater before?

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

But this is the bright lights of Yankee Stadium, I think.

[John Feitelberg]

Like, really in public. I. I guess it actually, like, kind of makes it better that it's Phillies. I don't know why I give them more of a pass, but it's just kind of like.

[Kevin Clancy]

So, yeah, this is what's gonna happen during a Philly game.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Someone's going to get.

[John Feitelberg]

Don't go to a Philly game if you don't want to see somebody get finger.

[Kevin Clancy]

Or don't go to an event where a Philly team is playing, because I think this is at Yankee State.

[John Feitelberg]

Got it, Got it. That's really. Wait, so is It. It's unclear if he's fingering her.

[Una]

That's what I couldn't figure out. Or if she was just all on her own. Just mental dude.

[Kevin Clancy]

Imagine that if he's just like. If it's just his thing with his girlfriend that just pisses him off. But he's like, I'll just ignore. Kind of looks like she's just always fucking herself in public like that. It's just the thing he deals with like, like most guys. Like, yeah, my girlfriend, she. She likes her makeup is always 15 minutes late. It's always 15 minutes late.

[John Feitelberg]

Everyone has their things.

[Kevin Clancy]

And he's like, yeah, I don't know if she's just always blasting herself in the three hundreds every time we go. She's like, I got the tickets, I got my vibrator. Let's go to the game, babe.

[John Feitelberg]

This is always on time and she's never 15 minutes late. It's like, yeah, maybe it's like you.

[Una]

At workout classes hurt baseball games.

[John Feitelberg]

That's so true.

[Kevin Clancy]

What is? That.

[Una]

We had so much fun when you were gone.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's the best way it usually goes.

[John Feitelberg]

No, I, I just like, like I just get corgasms.

[Kevin Clancy]

Excuse me?

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, it's just like Jackie comes when she works out. Yeah. Like three times a workout class.

[Kevin Clancy]

What?

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, it's. I don't know what like, I don't know.

[Una]

Open this candle.

[John Feitelberg]

God's favorite. Or if I. And I'm a holy woman. So everything socks.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like at a standard workout class.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. Well, so, okay, so it's any time that I think I don't know how.

[Kevin Clancy]

Much you guys talked about. So we don't have to go full anything.

[John Feitelberg]

No, no. I mean like I'll just, you know, give you the spark notes. Like my. The first time I orgasms was when I was 7. So it's like there's something. Because I was like on the monkey bars. So there's something like wrong with my pelvic floor I know of. And I. Cuz I. And I remember being like, hey guys, do you get like a weird like tingly feeling when you're on the monkey bars and was like, no. What? That was an orgasm. Like I was orgasming the whole time. So it's something about when my pelvic. My pelvis is above my like stomach, my belly button and then when that muscle's tired, which is like, by the way, it sounds very, you know, complicated. It's like 30% of core exercises. So if I can avoid those core exercises, then I don't orgasm but it's very hard to avoid the core. The core exercises that give me the orgasms. So I end up, like, orgasming like three times a workout class.

[Kevin Clancy]

So, like, let's. Let's picture Jackie's bedroom. You're. You're having some sex. You're like, this isn't gonna work out. Like, just finish, go ahead. And then you just go. Hang on a chin up bar. You finish. I got this. You're in the corner.

[John Feitelberg]

Babe. You're so good.

[Kevin Clancy]

Dude, if you get a pull up bar in your house just to come, that's unbelievable.

[John Feitelberg]

Bars, they don't really.

[Kevin Clancy]

You guys, you got to be swinging. You'll be swinging. No, no.

[John Feitelberg]

Like, I would have to do a lot of pull ups and like, I don't have the arm strength to be.

[Kevin Clancy]

Well, not saying you'll be doing pull ups, but you can do whatever. Monkey bar. Like, exercise.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Yeah. I. I try not to tell people about it because I don't want to. Like, you know, if somebody comes to a workout class with me, I want to, like, make them uncomfortable.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yo, you guys want to hit Pilates? You're like, God damn. No. You're so loud.

[John Feitelberg]

No, but I, like, learned to, like, stifle it. Like, Like, I. I don't. It feels weird to like.

[Kevin Clancy]

Jackie brings a tv, she puts on south park in the background of her workout classes. Trust me, you guys are gonna want this extra.

[Una]

Jackie will not get in the rhythm during Pilates. She's like, I cannot do that rhythm thing.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, I.

[Kevin Clancy]

Well, I.

[John Feitelberg]

It's. I. I don't even associate orgasms with sex. Like, I just associate them with. With working out with, like, a sick app. And you would think I would have, like, a six pack. Like, it almost is, like, harder to get, like, abs. Whatever. Anyways, I. It's also a normal orgasm is better than a corgasm during, like.

[Kevin Clancy]

But I prefer clitoral, then G spot, then core.

[John Feitelberg]

I would rank them top 100 podcasts. All right, what's next?

[Una]

I mean, that was kind of all I got. I will say I figured out my. My poop thing is also some sort of pelvic floor thing. And we can both only orgasm when our legs are straight. So I think we both need to go to a pelvic floor doctor.

[John Feitelberg]

Doctor. Doctor.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, you guys are. Huh?

[Una]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

What you guys do, like, weird broken bodies? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

I. I feel. I feel blessed that, like, mine's not, like, mine's like. I get orgasms when I work out.

[Una]

Yeah, you get the good mine's like, I can't orgasm and I poop a lot.

[John Feitelberg]

God's favorite. That's what you guys get for not trusting him.

[Una]

Literally. God's favorite and least favorite.

[John Feitelberg]

And he gives me free socks.

[Una]

Like, he takes my socks.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's the podcast. That's a funny podcast. See you later.

[John Feitelberg]

See you later, Sam.

[Kevin Clancy]

Sa.

[John Feitelberg]

Sam.