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What if "Cocoon" had a monster and America's favorite president, Bill Pullman? What if "The Breakfast Club" got crashed by zombies? Can you ever have too much "Alien" fan service? Find out this week as "The Boroughs" hits Netflix and "This is Not a Test" drops on Shudder, plus "Alien Romulus" hits Hulu (again?) and "Hokum" runs "The Beyond" and "Midsomer Murders" through a folksy blender.

What's scarier - an ancient Aztec death whistle, or a pack of feral middle school boys? Can Daisy Ridley make zombies scary again? This week, the "Lord of the Flies" miniseries hits Netflix, "Whistle" hits Shudder and "We Bury The Dead" drops on Hulu. Plus, Nurse Ratchet would be jealous of Dan Stevens' stay at a creepy asylum in the third season of "The Terror" and "Panic Room" holds up after 24 (!) years.

Do you like your historical horror in the deep dark woods? What about with samurai or a ouiji board? This week, Heresy and a trio of old school Japanese folk horrors hit Shudder, along wth Teeth and Lucio Fulci's take on Dance Dance Revolution. Netflix picks up Starship Troopers, Jennifer's Body and Ouija: Origin of Evil. Hulu grabs Panic Room - I remember Dwight Yoakum being pretty creepy - and Tubi has its usual first-of-the-month smorgasbord, including American Carnage, Lake Placid, Green Room and Misery.

When did horror cinema begin - 1895, or 1818? Would a campy shark mask make gothic literature better, or much better? This week, the chilling documentary "1000 Women in Horror" drops on Shudder, the Saw compendium hits Netflix and Tubi picks up everything from Irish changeling flick "Hole in the Ground" to "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Shark." Also, "Undertone" was technically very scary ... until the narrative got too confusing to be creepy.

This week, Shudder runs the gamut of new and trippy found footage with Bodycam and Hostile Dimensions. Possession gets a gnarly body horror twist in Brandon Cronenberg's Possessor on Tubi and a quirky k-pop vibe in The Phantom Lawyer on Netflix. Plus - the end of The Last Drive In on Shudder(?) and a bunch of later Resident Evil flicks on Tubi.

Sometimes, aliens land with fully armed mech warriors. Other times, they hover in ominous bricks. We've got a little of both this week with War Machine hitting Netflix and Monolith dropping on Shudder, plus sharks and anacondas aplenty on Tubi. Also, is today's season finale of The Last Drive In the end of the show? Hopefully not - the drive in will never die! - but mutants everywhere are apprehensive. Also, Tornado on Hulu felt more like a hard freeze, Jack Black has a gateway horror party on Netflix and Shudder picks up more old school flicks with killer titles.

Does Misery have an elderly Argentinian cousin? If a samurai wants revenge in the highlands, does she need a killer score? Is cannibalism funny? Find out this week as Crazy Old Lady hits Shudder, Tornado and Welcome to Raccoon City drop on Hulu and Tubi picks up Feed Me, Monsters and The Last Rite. Also, the director and star of Backcountry, a "beary" scary movie, reunite for zombie horror in This Is Not a Test.

How do you like your folk horror? Campy and with a kung-fu twist, or with a classy checkered suit in the Scottish highlands? This week, we've got a collection of vintage Hong Kong horrors hitting Shudder, including Hex and the Oily Maniac, and The Last Sacrifice, a "true crime interrogation" of The Wicker Man's real life origin story. Also - Goon of the Lagoon and The Beast of Trinity, Texas on Tubi and the first mainstream film to use AI to downshift to a PG-13 rating hits Netflix.

Do bad AI dubs make B-movies better, or much better? Does the Predator have a legal reason for shedding green blood? Why is Vincent Price's cookbook so terrifying? This week, we've got Thai action horror Death Whisper 3 on Netflix, Predator: Badlands and it's Mongolian heavy metal soundtrack hitting Hulu, gothic and mental asylum-y Honey Bunch on Shudder and true gems like Ballerina Assassin hitting Tubi. Also, quick reviews of Bambi: the Reckoning and Send Help.

Would Darryl from The Office survive a quirky horror movie? Can a witch covered in campy make-up have fourth-wall-breaking PTSD? Would Wall-E be friends with a vampire? This week, we've got a sparse list of horror drops - M3gan 2.0 on Netflix, Mona Lisa and the Blood Moon on Tubi and The Inhabitant on Hulu. Also - The Witch: Revenge on Tubi, A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night and a sidebar about everybody's favorite Disney robot.