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Blessing
Yo, what's up? Welcome to Kind of Funny Gamescast for Wednesday, April 9th. April 9th Andy all right. None of that March stuff you've been doing over there and you call it a month. March all month. Get come on, it's April.
Barrett
Look at the dock.
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April.
Barrett
Goodness gracious.
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April 9, 2026 I want your host blessing, Adioa Junior. I'm joined by the master of hype Snow Mike.
Mike
Mike Les, thanks for putting this on. Thanks for making sure I'm on it. Oh, because I'm excited for this episode today.
Blessing
This is gonna be a really fun episode. We're also joined by the taste maker, Roger the Corny.
Roger
A lot of wrongs are going to be righted today.
Blessing
Oh bless.
Roger
I didn't wr, we're going to do some math. We're going to have a conversation.
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And of course we're joined by the one and only Nitro rifle Andy Cortez.
Barrett
I'm going to be reminded about a lot of wrongs being righted. I don't remember these bets.
Blessing
Well, Shout out.
Barrett
We throw out a lot of bets here.
Roger
We throw a lot of bets.
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What if I told you that we throw out bets than you might think. Shout out to the one and only Katie G. AKA who has helped record the pizza bets. The rhythm. Even though the cast and the the staff here are kind of funny, we're asked to record our own pizza bets. Let me tell you, I compared the sheet that we have versus the sheet that KDG has.
Mike
It's not tracking theirs.
Blessing
Y' all gotta tracking theirs. We gotta remember.
Roger
I gotta be honest, I think. I think I muted that Slack channel. Jesus, I forgot about it.
Mike
That's a Slack channel.
Blessing
There's a Slack channel, right? No, it's a. It's a link. It's a Google sheet.
Roger
I thought it was a Slack channel.
Blessing
We have an internal link. Don't say it. Because we don't want other people to get. Yeah, we have an internal link that you go to when you're. When we make a pizza bet. Go in there, put in the information. But we have KDG to save us. Of course.
Roger
No one told me about that.
Blessing
We. It was a slack about the whole thing. That's the slack.
Roger
I muted that one.
Blessing
You muted the general Slack channel? Of course. This is kinda Funny gamescast. If you're watching live, you can be a part of the show by super chatting in over on YouTube.com kindafunnygamesh remember, we couldn't do this without our producers over on patreon.com kindafunny so thank you to Carl Jacobs, Omega Buster and Delaney the Psalm twining for now, let's begin with topic of the show.
Roger
Hey, that's good. That's good.
Mike
It's pizza pizza day.
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It's Kinda Funny's first pizza party. Everybody. Come on, clap it up. Come on, clap it up.
Mike
Clap it up. Clap it up.
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Clap it up.
Roger
Order some pizza, everybody.
Blessing
Of course. Oh, thank you so much Bear for bringing up the pizza bet jingle and graphic that we have made. Of course, here at Kinda Funny we have a tradition that started probably within the last few years of whenever there's a disagreement, we make a pizza bet. And so me and Roger are like, oh, I think X thing. Roger thinks Y thing. All right, you Think that you feel that so strongly. Let's make a pizza bet. Turns out Crimson Desert isn't going to sell 10 million copies.
Roger
We'll talk about it.
Blessing
All right. Come on, get real, Roger.
Roger
Internal numbers. You never know.
Blessing
This guy's still in March. Just like Andy. Jump to the future, of course, doing this pizza party. I got a super chat question for you guys. What's your favorite pizza spot? And what are your favorite toppings?
Roger
Oh, I like this. That's good.
Blessing
Let's have a conversation. Everybody. In the super chats again. Like I said, shout out to KDG for helping us track a lot of these things. I've combined our Internal tracking with KDG's tracking to help us check up on a lot of these things because we are going to be cashing in some pizza bets today. We're also going to be checking in on. On a large list of pizza bets.
Mike
A large list.
Blessing
A large list. I have it divided.
Mike
People just be whipping out bets. Okay.
Blessing
I didn't know you be whooping out bets. I have it divided into three different categories. All right, Our cashing category. Those are the bets that we're cashing in today. Right here, right now. We have our decidables. That's the category that we can maybe make a verdict right here, right now. They're kind of pending, but, like, I think we can get to the bottom of this.
Roger
I'm excited.
Blessing
And then we have our pending. These are the pizza bets that are still. Wait. We gotta wait to see what happens.
Roger
We can predict. We can predict.
Blessing
So we're gonna start off with our cashin here.
Mike
Oh, well, really quick. What's up, pizza party? Wouldn't be a pizza party without some Coca Cola. Okay. I wanted to make sure. I know you guys got your Diet Cokes. You know what I mean? But I wanted to make sure we. Your Diet Coke guy now too.
Blessing
I'm a Coke Zero guy. Yeah.
Roger
Wow.
Blessing
I'm starting to count calories a little bit.
Mike
Wow. I didn't know that.
Blessing
I'm trying to. You heard it.
Barrett
You heard it.
Blessing
This is news to me. The summer's coming. Coming through. You want this?
Barrett
Well, I was gonna go exchange for a cz.
Blessing
Oh, thank you.
Mike
Am I the only one now drinking the original Cokes?
Barrett
I do every once in a while.
Blessing
Yeah.
Barrett
Way too much sugary. Wow.
Blessing
It makes my teeth roll. Gritty.
Roger
Okay, that seems like a personal issue.
Blessing
Coming through. I'm trying to get. Come on. I'm trying to get that six pack your teeth gritty with the regular cooks I feel them pity.
Mike
Didn't know that.
Blessing
You know, like, when you grind your teeth and it's like there's a little bit of, like.
Roger
Yeah, I do that at night.
Blessing
Yeah, I feel like coke.
Roger
Really?
Blessing
Apparently it's not.
Roger
I be grinding my sleep.
Barrett
There's no.
Blessing
Give me a diet. Wow. I'll take a diet.
Mike
Well, then let's get to it, then.
Barrett
Let's.
Roger
Let's crack it open. Crack it open, everybody.
Blessing
As we're doing this, right. Another thing I want to shout out again. I said, cass, let's be more diligent about recording our pizza bets. The other thing I want to. I want to say, because KDG has some stuff in there where I'm like, was this really a pizza bet, or was this just a statement that somebody. Just joking, you know, Was I joking when I said.
Roger
Yeah, exactly. Sometimes we cross our fingers behind our back.
Blessing
Sometimes. Sometimes I wink at the camera. Sometimes I'm being a goofy guy.
Roger
Silly.
Blessing
Guys, I want to make a declaration here, and we can brief Greg and Tim when they show up. A pizza. A pizza bet is only official if the handshake occurs. I agree. You got to do a handshake.
Barrett
Okay.
Blessing
It could be a virtual handshake if it's me and Barrett or whatever, but we have to do some sort of handshake.
Barrett
Things are getting official here. I like. I like that.
Blessing
Yeah.
Mike
I'd like to say another thing. I'd like to apologize to Commish.
Blessing
Oh, okay.
Mike
I failed a pizza bet, and I bought the pizza that day because I'm a Johnny on the spot type of guy, and maybe I selfishly just wanted to eat pizza that day. So I will buy pizza cash ins when I am. When I owe to buy, buy somebody that. I'll do it for the party.
Blessing
That's okay, Mike, because I feel like we're. Today is the first day of us trying to officialize and reel in what these pizza bets can be. Because I look at this pizza bet episode is the thing that could happen multiple times throughout the year. You have so many pizza bets that, like, we could do this two times, three times, maybe four times. This could be one beer. One beer, two pizzas. And so, yeah, handshake makes the bet official cast. Are you guys ready to get into the bets that we're catching today? Let's start off one. This is from our personal data here. Our personal cheat. Probably the most high profile one we've had recently. On March 19, Roger and myself had a bet.
Roger
Yeah.
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Crimson desert will sell 10 million copies in One week. Roger said yes.
Mike
Wow.
Roger
Well, the reason why. Let's talk through it. Let's talk through it, everybody. The reason why is because we were talking about how it was going to perform comparatively to Black Myth Wukong. And it was like the hype. The reviews weren't that great, but there was a lot of hype behind it. So I was like, hey, this game. The streets are talking. You know, people are walking up and they're saying, hey, what's going on with this game? People are like, maybe this is the one. Right. So I was looking at Black Wukong that sold 10 million in three days, I believe. So I was like, really? A week? You know, three. Seven days is bigger than three. You know, I mean, gives them time. Felt. Felt like a slam dunk.
Blessing
I think the thing that you had wrong there is that Black Booth Wukong had the backing of the Chinese government.
Roger
That is true. That is true.
Barrett
And it's a story about Sun Wukong and, like, Journey to the west and all of that.
Roger
Yeah. I mean, this is the journey of cliff.
Barrett
Yeah.
Roger
Cliff McMuff.
Blessing
Yeah. During a journey to the desert.
Roger
Yeah.
Blessing
Which we'll get to Cliff McDuff in a second. All right, that's.
Barrett
Oh, will we.
Blessing
That we got to talk about.
Barrett
Will we?
Blessing
I said, no. We have confirmation. Crimson Desert sold out, I think 4 million copies close.
Mike
4 million within two weeks of sale in two weeks.
Roger
And here's the issue, though.
Barrett
Almost half.
Roger
We don't really know the internal numbers.
Blessing
Yeah, we do.
Barrett
I think this is them.
Blessing
Yeah. I think they said, what if they.
Roger
What if they know it's maybe 12? And then they're just like, hey, we don't want to. We don't want to make everyone feel bad.
Barrett
We don't want. We don't want investors to get to invest more money in the trying times
Roger
to see everyone struggling. They see the cube will save us going up under three weeks. They're looking around, they're saying, we don't want to make them feel bad. We sold 25 million copies.
Barrett
Very valid point.
Roger
Could be coming through. Don't know. Did you get that confirmed?
Blessing
That's a good point. That's a lie. That's not a good point. Joey, if you're in the back, if you can bring out the first pizza.
Roger
I already ordered it. I knew it.
Blessing
Yeah. Yeah. If we can get out the first pizza out here.
Roger
And you said you wanted what type of pizza, that's also something we should cover. Is it per person or. We're just doing a Pizza Pizza Hut thing. What's the vibe in terms of the pizza itself?
Mike
It's got a sponsor.
Blessing
Yeah, it's gotta be pizza to be a sponsor. It's gotta be Pizza Hut. I mean, I'm always asking for a pepperoni.
Roger
You guys both said two different things.
Mike
Be the official pizza bets. They gotta step up and sponsor.
Roger
Yeah,
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I don't. Here's what I'll say. I don't need the sponsorship pizza. I will. I will send your praise.
Roger
I got you a beautiful large pepperoni pizza.
Blessing
Come on. Wow.
Barrett
Wow.
Blessing
Come on.
Barrett
Goodness. That looks like straight out of a marketing material.
Roger
Yeah, exactly.
Barrett
Delicious looking.
Blessing
I love that.
Roger
Mr. Pizza Hut himself.
Blessing
We will be. We will be eating on this podcast. By the way. I know a lot of people get mad.
Mike
I'm gonna eat right now.
Barrett
I have to. I have to wait.
Mike
My.
Barrett
My time isn't up yet.
Mike
Don't worry. I'll eat for him. Give me two slices.
Blessing
You got 23 minutes left, Andy.
Roger
Never seen somebody so mad at somebody else bettering themselves.
Mike
Like, he's my best friend. Nice to be encouraging and be pro
Roger
of it, but I'm not happy with it.
Blessing
All right, so that's our first cache. The next cache I have here comes courtesy of the one, the only KDG who did her. Her own stack tracking. And I like how she does hers because for ours, we have, like, a lot of different things that we keep track of, right? The date, what the bet is, who the participants are, the. Then we get into, like, the nitty gritty of, like, all right, what's the show? What's the time code? What's the file name? And then when's the bet end?
Barrett
Katie G. Kitty G. What's your venm. I'm gonna send you, like, Katie G. A pizza. Katie G. Does this KG we're get you a pizza.
Blessing
The way Katie. I like that. The way Katie G. Divides it in her sheet. She goes, what's the sauce? AKA the source? And so K. For this one, it'll be KFGD November 11, 2025. What's the base which is the bed itself? For this one, it is. Will actual. Will the actual rocket in the Mario Galaxy movie. Well, no, hold on. Let me say it again. Will the actual rocket be in the Mario Galaxy movie? I see. So this is a bet between me and Tim where there's a rocket in one of the Marios that flies into space. It's me and Tim had a conversation.
Roger
What the fuck are y' all saying? There's a rocket, like a ship?
Blessing
Yeah, There's a rocket ship in one
Barrett
of the Mario games in, like, a
Blessing
recent one in an old one, I'm pretty sure.
Barrett
Oh, okay.
Blessing
I want to say chat. What is it? It might be Mario Brothers, too.
Roger
And there was a pizza bet about this.
Barrett
Yeah, it was as, like, an Easter egg.
Blessing
You're talking about this?
Mike
Yeah.
Barrett
This thing?
Blessing
No, I thought it was a 2D rocket.
Barrett
Oh, hold on.
Blessing
Super Mario Brothers 2. This is Mario Brothers, right? Mario Mario 2 rocket.
Barrett
Mini rocket. Rocket. Shit. I mean, that looks like a 3D version.
Roger
Okay, I do. I do know this one.
Blessing
So me and Tim were having a conversation on November 11, 2025, about whether or not this rocket's gonna be. Tim said, we're gonna see this rocket, and that's how they get into space. I said, no, it's either gonna be a pipe or it's gonna be a launch star that launches them into space. And so I won the pizza bet. Unfortunately, Tim's not here.
Barrett
God damn it, Tim.
Blessing
And so I'm gonna keep this pizza bet on the dock.
Barrett
Okay. Okay.
Roger
Yeah, I was gonna say we have his card. We can just make that happen.
Blessing
I mean. Oh, you said car. Here's the thing, right? We got a lot more.
Roger
He just left it here since he had the kid.
Blessing
We got a lot more room for more pizza today.
Barrett
Okay.
Blessing
Because let's transition into the decidables. Oh, all right. These are the ones that we can maybe decide right now.
Roger
Who gets to decide? Is it me and Mike?
Blessing
All of us together? We get to decide.
Roger
Me and Mike.
Blessing
On March 24, 2026, me and Andy were having a conversation on a kind of funny games daily. We're having a conversation about the one and only Cliff McDuff. Oh, allegedly.
Roger
Allegedly.
Blessing
The conversation was about is his last name McDuff? Because Andy swore that he heard his name be Cliff McDuff. And I was like, there's no way his Last name is McDuff. So he made a pizza bet about it. Andy said, his name is McDuff. I said, his name is not McDuff. Barrett, I see you have your cursor on the link. Do you want to go to that link here? That feeling when Cliff, you know, stopped being MacDuff, which was a considerable amount
Barrett
of time in to the recording of this. He was MacDuff originally, which is hilarious
Blessing
because I played MacDuff last year. Okay, pause it there. Pause it there. That's Cliff's voice actor. And he said, cliff stopped being Macduff.
Roger
This is. This is from Cumbersome Desert. For anyone who doesn't know who Cliff or Cliff McDuff is.
Blessing
Good call.
Roger
And you guys were debate, where did McDuff. Like, how did you know about McDuff? I'm very confused by this.
Barrett
I heard about McDuff because I was watching a lot of their videos.
Blessing
Okay.
Barrett
A lot of the Crimson Desert videos that they were releasing of, like, this is what the game is. Here's a. Gameplay is. And I'd heard the name several times. Click Cliff McDuff. And as the voice actor mentioned there, until very, very late into development, he was Cliff McDuff. So this wasn't one of the situations where I just kind of came up with something out of nowhere. And nothing in the game ever tells you that his name isn't McDuff. So I was just like, they don't say his last name. But I saw all those earlier developer videos saying that his name is mc. Last name was mcduff.
Roger
And then Blessing, what was your take on this?
Blessing
That I. I didn't hear the words. The word McDuff at all when I was playing the game. I don't believe his Last name is McDuff. It's also like an interesting way where he worded it too, where it sounded it almost. He makes it sound like it was McDuff for a while and then it was Cliff in this interview at least. Can you play. Play it back. I wonder, is there more context around it?
Barrett
Which was a considerable amount of time
Blessing
in to the recording.
Barrett
But
Blessing
we started off recording with cards of the different parts of pie.
Barrett
Well, and then. And then. Yeah.
Blessing
This is from Friends per Second, by the way, for audio list.
Mike
Yeah.
Blessing
Shout out. Shout out. Friends per Second.
Roger
Great podcast. Great people.
Blessing
Yeah, yeah, yeah. As. As bar looks for it, I guess Roger and Mike would be the judgers. The judgers.
Roger
The judges.
Blessing
We always are about this one.
Mike
If I was to take it out. The clip right here, Roger.
Barrett
Yeah, we know that feeling when Cliff,
Blessing
you know, stopped being MacDuff, which was
Barrett
a considerable amount of time in to
Blessing
the recording of this.
Barrett
He was MacDuff originally, which is hilarious
Blessing
because I played MacDuff last year. Okay, that's great. You know, once they settled on Cliff,
Barrett
I just kept pushing and pushing, pushing
Blessing
about what about story. And once they settled on Cliff, he
Roger
said, I played McDuff.
Mike
Yeah. Because Cliff was named McDuff. That was the name of the. How I took the clip. Okay. Cliff is McDuff for a long time while they're doing the pre recording and setting up of the world. And then they said, you know what his name is McDuff anymore. It's Cliff. That's when he said. Then I became Cliff, which is the character.
Blessing
So that's how I interpret it. So I. To me, I don't interpret it ever as his full name being.
Barrett
I remember laughing and reacting to their videos and going, there's no way they name this man Cliff McDuff. That's a dumbass name. And I started making the jokes of, like, that's the new Katie Yeager. And, like, I started making those jokes of, like, the awful character names from different, like, pieces of media that we've all watched and consumed over the past.
Mike
Now, for Andy, yeah, this was sports here. I'm gonna take it there as well as a judge right now. I need clear and definitive evidence.
Roger
Yes.
Mike
That this is true or not true. Right. I need to see the ball cross the line. And right now, no one has brought up any sort of last name in front of me.
Roger
Someone's got to show me the developer video. So I have not, says McDuffin.
Blessing
We gotta get to the.
Roger
Because I think. I think I'm willing to give it to Andy if they. If I find an official developer video that says McDuffin, it. Because I don't care if the. If the developers are saying, hey, this character's name, Cliff McDuffie. I don't care if you changed it by the time, like, the developer a show.
Blessing
My argument is that his name's not Cliff McDuffie.
Mike
Hold up, hold up. Can I get that?
Roger
Well, I mean, why would he know about that? I mean, that you're watching all of the lead up to the fucking thing. You're watching the official.
Blessing
Can we get. Do I have the link? I don't have the link. I have the. Which KHD it was.
Mike
Hold on.
Blessing
Let me see if I can find the link in the time code to the KHD where me, Andy are talking about this.
Barrett
If I get Cliff McDuff in my head, right? And to me, he's Cliff McDuff. Cliff McDuff. Leading up to the game coming out, and the game comes out, I'm just like, here's Cliff McDuff.
Roger
Oh, I don't know.
Barrett
That says otherwise.
Blessing
You know, I'm with Andy.
Barrett
If I start the video game and then he goes, by the way, my name's only Cliff. I don't have a last name. Then I'd be like, oh, okay, maybe they changed it recently. But it's like, hey, man, I was just going. Based off of what they were saying.
Roger
If I was like, watching a Bunch of, like, developer interviews and developer commentary on GTA 4. And they're like, his name is Nico Curtis Belloc. I play the game, and they just call him Nico Bellic. I'm assuming his middle name is Curtis Curtis Bellick. But then if they say, oh, and interview. Oh, by the way, is actually his middle name is not Curtis anymore. That feels like a technicality there.
Blessing
I just dropped right under the.
Roger
The.
Blessing
The thing. A link to the episode where me and Andy had the conversation with the time code next to it being an hour and three minutes into the episode so we can see the context. Because I don't. This is a good conversation because I'm not sure the entire context.
Roger
I need to see what that is.
Blessing
And so let's see if we can get a bit deeper into it. Hour and three. Almost there. Let's go. Here. You make that up? Did you make that up?
Mike
Chat.
Barrett
Did I dream?
Blessing
Did you just. Did you. Are you with me, Chad? Is he with. Where'd you hear that? Like, Swahili culture like that?
Barrett
Yeah, I read it somewhere. I forgot where I read it. According to the Crimson Desert Wiki, Cliff doesn't have a stated last name, so McDuff is still. It's definitely McDuff.
Blessing
Where'd you hear that in the game? Did you make that up? Did you just. Did you. Are you with me, Chad? Is he with me? You're with me.
Barrett
Where did I get McDuff at?
Blessing
I was like, there's no way. It's an amazing clip, by the way. She just made up McDuff, I swear. And, like, you corrected it, and you're like. But it's with an A. That's crazy.
Barrett
I see it.
Blessing
It's.
Barrett
It's a premonition thing to do the extreme. It's just. It's a premonition.
Blessing
I swear it is.
Barrett
Ernie Cooper says It is absolutely McDuff. I'm telling you, man. Before the game came out, I remember watching their videos that they were putting out being like, here and in this world, Cliff McDuff is the guy. And it's.
Blessing
Guys. I don't remember seeing his name.
Barrett
McDuffie Pizza Butt McDonough.
Blessing
Pizza Bet. Because I don't. Totally not. I actually. You. It. Pizza bet.
Barrett
It's got to be McDonough.
Blessing
His name is not McDuff.
Roger
It's got to be McDuff.
Barrett
There's a chance I didn't put this up on YouTube. This may have just been one of those that I watched in the middle of. I'm gonna look up Their videos. I'm gonna look up their videos.
Roger
Well, he got McDuff correct. Like, it was. Like it was a thing.
Blessing
It was a thing.
Barrett
So it's not like I hallucinate.
Blessing
Yeah. Here's the thing. I believe. I believe all that. Right. And I believe. I think his name might have formerly been Cliff McDuff, because I remember reading an IGN preview later in that episode that said Cliff McDuff, but I don't just it up.
Barrett
Oh, it was Simon Carty's article.
Blessing
Yeah. But I don't think he's. His name is McDuff anymore. I think now it's just Cliff. I think they took his last name out of it.
Roger
All right, I think we should. We figured this out.
Blessing
So Mike and Roger. You got to figure this out, Mike.
Roger
I think this is pretty split in the middle. I think they both have to go 50. 50 on his pizza, and they have to split this pizza.
Blessing
Yeah, I'm okay. I'm okay with the draw.
Mike
Wow. Okay.
Blessing
Unless.
Roger
Unless, Mike. Unless, Mike, you really believe that this is. It's all on you, Mike.
Mike
I mean, I didn't get clear and definitive an. Clear and definitive evidence that his name was Cliff McDuff. As of right now, it is just Cliff. To me in that clip with the voice actor, it is Cliff. So I am on the side. Oh, blessing out of. Oh, yeah. Junior Bear.
Blessing
What do you think, Barrett? Could be the tiebreaker here.
Barrett
Yeah.
Blessing
Oh, man. I would have to go. I think hearing both sides being swayed one way, being swayed another, I think I would have to go with Roger here.
Barrett
I think it's.
Blessing
It's one of those.
Mike
Yeah.
Blessing
You know, like, we. We understand that andy didn't get McDuff from nowhere, but it's also one of those weird ones where it's like, I don't know.
Roger
Or if we're talking about it.
Blessing
Right.
Roger
The whole thing about losing a pizza bet. Right. Is that you should lose. Right. You should feel like you lost something.
Mike
Right.
Roger
So they both should split a pizza, and then they can't eat it.
Barrett
Andy should break his fast.
Blessing
No, it's. They both have to buy a pizza, but for the three of us.
Roger
That's what I'm saying. I think that's a great call. I think they have to split a
Mike
pizza, but are you setting the president now that, like, president from this Obama. We're gonna have to do it.
Blessing
I'm gonna jump.
Mike
Are you sending moment here? I'm going to go back to eating pizza.
Blessing
Are you setting a US President right now? All right. I think I like that decision. So me and and D are going to go 5050 on a pizza.
Roger
Okay.
Barrett
I like that.
Blessing
That'll go to Roger, Mike and Bear. Noel, we'll bring in the next pizza.
Roger
Woo.
Blessing
This one's going to Roger and Mike.
Roger
You just have to watch it in the.
Barrett
Wow.
Blessing
We're not going to watch them eat it.
Barrett
The cook chair over here.
Roger
Yeah.
Blessing
You know in that case me that pizza. You're not having any more of that pizza.
Roger
Yeah, you can. That's my pizza. Yeah.
Mike
Oh, I've already destroyed this pizza.
Roger
Setting up president.
Mike
I'm four slices.
Roger
Hey Joey.
Barrett
Joey. Give it up for Joey.
Blessing
As Joey's bringing in this pizza, we do have two more decidables left on the board. Let's bring in our next decidable real quick.
Barrett
One thing I do want to tease for later is that Joey the mvp, you're bringing in the pizza. Also Joey star and co star of the upcoming in review episode where her and Blessing watched Fellowship of the Ring for the very first time and they give all of their thoughts. Yeah. And the results may shock you or they may not.
Blessing
Can I tell you probably my favorite in review that I've been in or been on?
Barrett
Wow.
Blessing
Yeah.
Mike
Nice.
Blessing
I've not been on that many interviews.
Mike
I'll tell you what. Joey and I spoke last night. She said this one was a great in review.
Blessing
Really fantastic. One of the best. Like an hour and a half.
Roger
Okay. That's really good.
Blessing
Yeah. Our next decidable this is courtesy of KDG. This happened on the 18th of December 2025. Katie G. Are you from the UK because you're putting the days before the
Mike
month
Blessing
so the sauce is from a games cast on December 18, 2025. The base goes like this. Mike bets that Silksong will be number two on kind of funniest game of the year. Barrett bets that it won't probably DK Hades 2 Silk Song will will be in the 5 to 6 range. The result Silksong was number 3. Oh. Dispatch was 2. Mike owes Bear to pizza.
Barrett
Damn, that's close.
Mike
Damn. Yeah.
Blessing
So that's even a decidable. Honestly that one actually belongs.
Mike
That's a clear.
Blessing
That one's in the cashing one.
Mike
Put it in the cash for the next.
Barrett
Conclusive evidence, right?
Blessing
Conclusive evidence.
Roger
Yeah.
Blessing
I'll cash it in for the next.
Mike
Now which one did I cash in and which pizza did I already buy?
Blessing
Yeah. Did you maybe already cast I bought
Mike
a pizza for something you did.
Barrett
I remember.
Blessing
You remember what it is?
Mike
I don't Remember?
Roger
Well, you ate a lot of that pizza.
Blessing
So you did eat a lot of that pizza. I didn't seem to decide what the pizza was.
Mike
We gotta stop going to donuts.
Barrett
Yeah.
Mike
Insane price.
Barrett
Yeah, it was a lot of money.
Roger
We're a Pizza Hut and Costco family now, so.
Blessing
Yeah, we'll call. We'll charge that one to the game. You already. You already ordered a pizza before. Well, but again, to me. But I didn't get decided.
Barrett
I like, say he ate most of the pizza. I don't know.
Blessing
I don't know if that's really cashing in. Wow.
Mike
Well, there's two pizzas. I always order two for the company.
Roger
Oh, that's sweet.
Blessing
Well, then we have one too. We got one more decidable here. This one comes from the Xbox Reaction on January.
Roger
Let's stop, everybody.
Blessing
Andy is furiously.
Barrett
Well, I'm looking through all. There's that.
Roger
He's looking at every single Crimson Desert developer commentary going into the Transcript. Control. Effing McDuff MacDuff Mc Roger talking about his transcript.
Blessing
If it's awesome.
Barrett
This is a good feature.
Roger
This is like snow bike bike right now.
Mike
Yeah, you don't have to.
Barrett
This is a great feature. Thank you for teacher me. I had no idea this existed.
Roger
Yeah, you got to try more, like, different ways.
Blessing
Just search duff.
Roger
Yeah. Du F. But.
Barrett
But like, the word doesn't start with duff. So, like, what did you.
Blessing
It was control F. Yeah, exactly. It'll just find any instance of DUFF within a word. It doesn't need to find, like, the. Wait, hold on. When you control F, are you typing in the full word?
Barrett
Well, I know the way it works for, like, docs and stuff, but I don't know if it works that way with, like, written like or spoken word. I don't know.
Blessing
Okay.
Roger
Website. Instead of doing, like, the search box,
Blessing
what you're doing right now. There's a lot going on here. All right. Our last decidable that we have here, again, the sauce is from the Xbox. Reaction from January 22, 2026. Mike says Fable is coming in the first half of the year. Greg says that it's not. I mean, I don't know if this can be decided. Well, we know it's not coming in the first half, right?
Barrett
Oh, yeah, I guess.
Mike
Well, until June.
Blessing
I mean, we could wait until we can.
Mike
June.
Blessing
Who knows? June, they might move it up.
Barrett
You have to hit enter in order for the results of Baba Brush. Did you know that?
Roger
Because if I control what do maybe 15 videos? If I control.
Barrett
If I Control. If it pops up automatically here, I'm typing in four different words and it keeps saying no results. Finally. Oh, damn. There's none of that.
Roger
I mean, that's fair. That's fair.
Barrett
You have to hit enter. Wow. Let me run about here.
Blessing
And we're a mess.
Barrett
Let me go to the last five episodes.
Blessing
Now here's the thing, right? We can put that. We could put a pin on pin in that until they did say autumn. So I forgot that they put like a. Like a section on it.
Mike
It does seem like I will be paying for that one.
Barrett
Yeah.
Mike
You know what I mean? As of right now, it's tracking. This one might not even release this year. So we will see.
Roger
True. It's all gears of your day all day.
Blessing
But I think the only thing Greg said is that it's not releasing the first half. So I think he gets it no matter what.
Mike
He gets to no matter what.
Roger
Even if it gets delayed to 2027, it's pushed up.
Blessing
Now. Here's. Here's the thing, right? We do have a third pizza out there that I thought was going to get redeemed one of these bets. And so, like, this is what I say. Barrett, if you want that last pizza that's out on the table, we can use that as like the last bet here that make sure they eat Mike old you.
Mike
Are you eating pizza?
Blessing
Yeah.
Roger
You can have that entire pizza.
Mike
I'm on slice.
Blessing
Yeah. Grab that box. I just want to talk into Mike here and just say I want. I want some of the cuck pizza.
Roger
Yeah.
Blessing
Hey, watching them eat my pizza.
Roger
That's the cup pepperoni. Actually, that's a lie.
Blessing
I love watching it.
Roger
Yeah.
Blessing
Eat that pizza. I love watching. We got our last. Last section, the pending section. And we have a lot of bets that we can just check up on and have conversations where we think things are leaning.
Barrett
Yeah.
Blessing
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Roger
Yeah, Andy. Andy is over here. His hands are shaking like as he's going into every video, typing in Duff. Enter.
Barrett
Now that I know Enter works. It changes everything.
Roger
We're gonna figure this out by the end of this episode. That is a promise.
Blessing
Let me tell you, Mike mentioned the cup pepperoni is not as good as this. The regular plain pepperoni.
Mike
Yeah.
Blessing
Which saddens me.
Mike
And I'm a cup pepperoni guy. I like the little grease pool.
Blessing
Yeah.
Mike
I love cup pepperonis. Depending on the pizza. Shout out to Buffalo. Great pizza up in New York. You know that, Raj. But this pizza crust to sauce is better than that pizza crust to sauce ratio.
Barrett
Wow.
Mike
It's unfortunate.
Roger
It is unfortunate.
Mike
I don't know why they're so different, of course, but I've eaten four slices.
Barrett
There's been not much resistance from my end.
Blessing
I asked people watching, of course, what are your. What's your favorite pizza? What's your favorite pizza spot? Your favorite toppings? Yel Singh writes it and says, anyone who doesn't say local shop is wrong. Where do we stand on that?
Mike
Like your local shop. Oh, man.
Blessing
I mean, I think he's anti chain.
Mike
See, here's the deal. You make friends with your local shop, shout out to Vinnie's Pizza up in Tahoe, right down the street from me. Vinny's and I, we got. We became good friends. Right? The kid that worked behind the counter, that was always crusted in all of the flour.
Roger
Yeah.
Mike
So that kid became very good friends with me. Cliff started to work there. Earl Squirrel'.
Barrett
Boom.
Mike
Every time I'd order a large pizza, I'd call bless. Because I'd walk down there like, what up? It's snowbike Mike. They're like, mike, large pizza, extra crispy. Got it. I walk down there, what happens? Slide $10 bill, here's a large pizza.
Blessing
Get out of here.
Roger
Yeah. Shout out to Avelino's. That's where I used to go after school every Tuesday. My mom would give me five bucks. She said, go get a slice or two. Get Arizona. Shout out to Olivetto's right around the the corner. Yeah. Some of the best New York Long island pizza out there.
Blessing
Shout out Nazario's, which is like a local chain here in San Francisco. Not even really a chain. They Just got like a couple spots out here in SF that I really love. And then there was one that we
Barrett
used to go to when we were
Blessing
living out in the, the, the high avenues that I'm trying to find. And it was like a, an Indian restaurant that was also a pizza place. And like Indian pizza places. If you ever like come across, come across those kind of places, like check them out. Yeah, Golden Gate Indian cuisine and pizza. Oh, yeah, that, that place was. Sounds like a field trip.
Mike
Little shout out to all my Buffalo, New York fans out there. Kind of funny. Best friends. I'm a Nino's pizza guy. My father a big time Pachi's Pizza. They'll tell you that's the spot. And I'm like, no, it's all about Nino's dad. I hate you. I just want Nino's very house.
Roger
I don't want to be like you
Mike
when I grow up.
Barrett
With Pizz.
Mike
You draw, you draw a line when you're up in Buffalo on the pizza.
Barrett
Shocking.
Mike
On top of this though, San Francisco.
Blessing
Put that in there.
Mike
It's Tony's Pizza or nothing. It's Tony's Pizza or nothing here in San Francisco.
Roger
Shout out. BMW over here said, Roger, I'm driving past Olivetto later today. You're literally right walking distance from my house. Go say hi to my mom. Hang out, like, have a good time. Shout out. King Colin.
Blessing
Rip Crazy. Shout out. Jets Pizza. Champaign, Illinois. That was my first Detroit style pizza. And that took over my friend group. We were at jets all the time. Here's the thing. I'm not as big into tavern style pizza. I know Illinois. Big into like the thin crust cut into squares, I think as a kid.
Barrett
Is that what that is? I didn't know that.
Blessing
Yes, that's what that is. Yeah. Or with that, all my friends did
Mike
I call them pizza chips.
Blessing
I mean, that's accurate. That's why I didn't with them. It's like, I'm like, I want the thick, like soft, like, you know, I want that pan style pizza. However, whenever we went to Monocle's Pizza, which is the tavern style pizza spot chain in the area, that's when you knew it was a party. You know what I mean? Like, that's the place where it's like, all right, we won the soccer game, all the kids, we're gonna go hang out at Monocle.
Mike
Oh, remember when we went to Chicago together and I tried to force you to have not only. What's that favorite place that they all like? The sausage place. What's the Sausage place that we went to. Oh, I know where you're for the meetup. Portillo's. We went to Portillo's and then I looked at Bless afterwards. Mind you, it's 9:45 at night. We've had a full day at the convention. I go, here's the deal. They have two iconic pizza restaurants. If we go bomb, bomb right now, bang, bang, we can get them both. We show them to Giardani's and I go, all right, Bless. You have to order this to go. Cause we have to go to the next place right now. Before he closes and looks at me, he goes, can we just enjoy the pizza?
Blessing
I'm like, I just want to eat my deep fruit.
Roger
I don't want to go bomb, bomb.
Blessing
I'm not an eater like that. You know what I mean?
Barrett
But he's going to put his arm around you and go soak this in. Bless. We'll never be back here, man.
Mike
It would never come back.
Blessing
I don't know if I could do two different deep dish pizza places back to back a lot. Insane behavior. Clint Roman writes in and says, thanks, Bless for always shouting out Olivia. Rodrigo helped me win pub trivia last night. Domino. Domino's in the shower after running a marathon is the best.
Roger
That's cool.
Mike
I like that in the shower, bro.
Blessing
I love Dom.
Roger
Get your pizza a little wet. Come on, Ethan.
Mike
The shower, that's pretty dope.
Blessing
You drink beer? No. Okay. Joshy Frog writes, and it says, pizza Hut has a Space Jam pizza deal right now. Is that what this is?
Roger
No.
Blessing
Damn Space Jam.
Barrett
Did they forget that they had Space jam marketing material?
Roger
LeBron James like, Ah.
Blessing
And that was a good movie.
Mike
It was
Roger
good. You had Don Cheadle dressed up as the computer. That was so fun.
Blessing
It was forgettable.
Roger
That was so. And then they're like, oh, look, we brought Michael Jordan. It's Michael B. Jordan. How funny was that
Mike
Space Jam video game during that time too?
Roger
Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was. It was a basketball, NBA, GM style thing.
Blessing
Yeah, yeah. Wasn't it NBA Jam? Yeah, kind of like.
Roger
I think it was.
Barrett
Was it like Michael Jordan chaos in the Windy City when he had his own side scrolling single player game?
Blessing
Remember Shaq Fu?
Roger
Of course I forget Jack Fu too.
Blessing
Zachary writes in. This is actually a kind of funny membership.
Mike
But I'll.
Blessing
I'll read it. Come on. Thank you so much for that, Zachary. Happy pizza Bet day, gang. Praying for that white T shirt, Mike, because it was a dangerous choice.
Mike
I almost changed T shirts before this. As many of the Team. I got a couple T shirt options here. I got my own little personal closet.
Roger
You definitely do.
Blessing
Yeah, man.
Barrett
The couch is your closet now.
Roger
Mike walks out every Friday like he was fired. He has a big brown box full of clothes for some reason. And like an Xbox always. I don't know how to be prepared.
Mike
You gotta be prepared.
Blessing
Here's the thing. I gotta take a possible super chats. Cause a regular chat, somebody asked a really good question. Which is what is the best frozen pizza? Which the answer is Red Baron.
Mike
Red Baron.
Blessing
Red Baron.
Roger
Red Baron.
Mike
Mexican style pizza.
Blessing
Come on.
Mike
Is the best frozen pizza around?
Blessing
Oh, I love Red Baron. Delivery. It's du jour.
Roger
It's the Jordan out.
Barrett
Digiorno to me.
Roger
Digiorno had a croissant crust, dude. Which was disgustingly good.
Blessing
I think about that all the time.
Roger
Like it hurt my tummy because it was just so much butter and just oil. It was so.
Blessing
The croissant crust pizza was so good.
Mike
Let's get real. There's two that probably are head and shoulders above the rest. Bagel Bites and Pizza Rolls. Now you guys, dude, I'm telling you,
Blessing
those two pizza, different thing.
Roger
Pizza rolls suck. It's barely. It's barely pizza. I was, I was so disappointed as a child because I was never a Bagel Bites household. And I was with the Pizza Roll house.
Barrett
You saw the commercials at times.
Roger
Yeah. And then I would went across street, my friend had big pizza bagels and I was like, oh, this is. This is the promise. It's like mini pizza. Pizza rolls is just mostly sauce.
Blessing
Red Baron has like mini personal pizzas that are really good.
Mike
Mini pepperoni inside of it.
Roger
Yeah, but they don't have cheese in those ones.
Mike
What's the point?
Blessing
No, there isn't.
Roger
Isn't the whole thing that they just have the pepperoni.
Mike
It's usually melted to the top of it. That's why you don't see it.
Blessing
Let's get into our pending bets again. Shout out kdg. And shout out to Cass. Cuz I do have quite a few of these that were from our internal Google sheet that we're using to track these. But we have a lot of pending ones. So let's start off with one from January 13th. The bet was will Fable come out in 2026? I said no. Greg said yes. Right now I'm leaning towards. I think Greg's going to win this. I think Fable will come out in 2026.
Mike
As of right now, it is tracking right. If we're talking about. If we're going to be real about the four Horsemen of Xbox that we've dubbed them. Right. You are looking at that. It is tracking for Autumn Holiday. What. What does that really mean? It is. How do you get away from GTA and make sure that Fable has a good launch? Because it's a big important title for Xbox. You got to make sure this launch is stellar. You got to make sure people are jumping in and have time to explore and love this game. I think it will have legs. And so I don't think like the launches like, like make or break per se, but like, of course it is. Like it's got to be a big deal here.
Blessing
Yeah. For context, that was again January 13th. So I believe that was before the Xbox Direct where they actually revealed that there's. It's slated for this year. And so it was a shot in the dark of like, no, I don't think Fable's coming out. But now I have more belief. Not 100%, but a little.
Mike
See December.
Blessing
December for Fable.
Mike
Going December for Fable. Years before Grand Theft Auto. I'd like to go Gears before Grand Theft Auto. You play Gears the die hard, stick with it. Boom. We get taken over by Grand Theft Auto. You play Grand Theft Auto for a month too. And then when we get to the
Blessing
holidays, December, you can.
Roger
You want a big open world.
Blessing
If you put out Fable in December, think about it. Because you're not going to put out Fable in the second half of December, Right. You can't put that out the week of Christmas. So you're going to put that out in the first half of December when GTA just launched.
Barrett
And do you want to deal with the Pepsi Coke challenge of look what GTA does and what. Yeah, you know, know, look at your. Fable just came out and I can't even do this. Look, let me throw a rock into the water and you know, little whatever GTA is gonna do tech wise, right? Like, I don't. I don't know. I like. The only reason I like December is because I want them to have more time on it like as whatever.
Blessing
At that point I'm like, just keep it till 2027.
Barrett
Yeah.
Blessing
If you're gonna take your time with it. I want that game to shine, I think as an open world, like systemic thing. Like you got how you have a lot going on in that game game. Get it as far from GTA as possible. Don't let people even try to compare it.
Mike
And then that's the conversation of then you push it to 2027. February, March.
Barrett
That would be awesome.
Mike
Yeah, plenty of space.
Blessing
On January 16, 2026, there was a bet made that three Xbox games will be on our 2026 game of the year. Greg said two or less. Mike said three plus said this is
Mike
a big deal for Xbox.
Blessing
Do you still stand by?
Mike
We got Forza Motor, Forza Horizon, I think is an instant win for Mike right here.
Barrett
Right.
Mike
I look at Fable. If Fable's to come out, I think Fable is a win for Mike right here. Now the conversation.
Barrett
What's the third one?
Mike
Here's the third. The Four Horsemen. Gears. I think a lot of us will ride for Gears if it delivers Halo. Of course, I think very few will ride. Maybe Mike will ride, but I don't know if that's it.
Roger
Maybe it's him, but I'm hanging my
Mike
hat on a Halo. Oh, I mean, the Gears here. We still have Call of Duty to talk about.
Roger
You never know what Starfield's always up there.
Blessing
I mean, no, there's no way anybody outside of Greg.
Roger
Okay, you looked at him for approval
Mike
to be like, oh yeah, what if he double dipped?
Roger
I, I think it's Gears. Gears has to be the answer there of like, that's the third. That's the only one.
Mike
We have another Minecraft Dungeons game.
Blessing
That's.
Roger
There's no way.
Mike
World of Warcraft Diablo expansion. Okay, that's out.
Roger
It's got to be Gears because like, okay, here's the thing. If Gears hits the way that I, I hope it does, it's definitely on my list. It would probably be on your list. Andy has been playing the games, right? You're going to try it out.
Blessing
Gears.
Barrett
Gears could very well make my blessing.
Mike
Will try it.
Blessing
Yeah.
Roger
Blessing. Blessing to try it. Like, I think there is a good
Mike
amount of us, especially if Tim will appreciate Gears. If it's a good Gears game, Tim will appreciate it.
Barrett
And we know, we don't know. But in my opinion, if they're smart and if they're doing this right, it's not this 38 hour. This is going to be a hopefully super quick, efficient get in, get out, tell an awesome story with great action.
Roger
It's a prequel, so pick up and play. You don't have to have the baggage of these games. You know, we can get people in the office that have not played the other one say, hey, this is a prequel. Just start and it's gonna look right to crazy dude. I, I'm so excited for that game, man. I gotta, I, I'm telling blessing joke like off the now. It's on the record when I saw that. That post that it was like, oh, it's like the. The. The direct after the Xbox showcases Gears of War, I cried a little bit. I'm so excited for this.
Mike
I'm so happy for you.
Roger
I'm like, so emotionally excited for this game.
Blessing
Gears meant that much.
Roger
Oh, it means so much to me. It's like everything. Yeah, I love it. I'm so excited.
Mike
Die Hard. So it sounds like right now at this table, Mike is tracking to win this bet for what?
Blessing
Forza Gears.
Roger
And when does that come out, do you think?
Blessing
Which one? Gears.
Mike
I'm still putting people saying August.
Roger
And I'm like, that seems really.
Blessing
I mean, this fall. But yeah, if you're going by the September developer direct, like, it will. I think it'll be full. I think those games are always coming out in fall when you end outer worlds or.
Roger
Yeah, outer worlds too.
Blessing
Outer worlds was like November, October. I want to say November, maybe an October game.
Roger
Gears is not.
Mike
I guess I have Call of Duty you got to dance with too. Don't forget about that.
Roger
Yeah, I feel like that's.
Blessing
I feel like that's.
Mike
You're literally going.
Barrett
Halo was October 29th of last year.
Blessing
I feel like Gears and Call of Duty being released within weeks of each other isn't as big of a deal. I feel like those are different enough. Yeah, I agree. On the same day, maybe on the same episode. I'm actually not sure. There was another bet made that LEGO Batman will be on our game of the year 2026. Greg said no. Mike said yes. Oh, do you still think so?
Mike
I'm torn. I think there's a big interest in the office for LEGO Batman and I think if they can deliver it, it looks very good. It looks promising. We'll see. I think when I think of the LEGO games, though, in total, I don't think it's game of the year now. Right. It's like an 80. A solid, like, hey, this is a great game. I don't think this is like a yo. This is it right here. But I. I do ride for Batman.
Blessing
I. I could see it if it hits. And they learn the lessons, her lessons from the Skywalker Saga and like not get too bloated, but still have like a lot of that, like, fun and interesting stuff that they were playing around with in Skywalker Saga and then also like really lean into the Batman Arkham kind of like flow and combat and all that stuff. I think it could really grab Roger, myself and Greg, at least.
Mike
I. I think you gotta have me. You Got Andy about to play City here. Like, you got an opportunity and lego's just got the charm in the wind.
Roger
I do think that this is one of those games that we could be very high on once it comes out. But once, you know, actual game of the year comes around, we're going to look around and be like, there's no way this is our 11:12.
Blessing
It's going to be split fiction, 100%. I think there's so many good games that are slated for this year when, like, we're having this conversation, we're having the argument between Gears, Fable and Forza. Like, when those three exist. I'm looking at Batman, Lego, and I'm like, like, if we're not sure if all those three are there, I don't know if I'm thinking that Lego Batman's gonna be.
Roger
Yeah. It's also, you know, not to minimize it, but it is a kids game, right? It is going for. Yeah. Audience. And you watch those trailers, it's like, oh, it's very Kitty. Like, the humor is like, oh, we had Astrobot. Well, sure, but that's a different type of thing, right? Like, there's voice acting in this, right? They're going for, like, actual jokes that are just not gonna hit for some of us.
Blessing
Like, I think there's like, family games and there's kids games. And I view Astrobot is like, anybody like Astrobot, even though kids can play it. Like, they have adults in mind as well while they're developing that game of like, oh, we want our full audience to play that. Whereas lego, I think, is so aimed at kids.
Roger
Actually, I'm excited, though.
Blessing
I'm super excited to try it out on. On February 10, 2026.
Barrett
This is a tragic one.
Blessing
A bet was made that 2xko will be shut down in 2 years. That that bet was made by Greg Miller against a best friend in chat
Roger
named her Track your ass down.
Mike
I hope you're ready to cut the check as right, he says, and this
Blessing
is hilarious because, like, this, this is in our internal tracking. Meaning that Greg must have opened up either Greg or Kevin, because Kevin will do it for us sometimes. But somebody opened up the thing and was like, hey, it's official. Greg versus Herbie. It's going down.
Barrett
This feels personal for Greg.
Blessing
I want to listen to the episode because I'm like, what compelled Greg to, like, say that about 2xko?
Roger
Yeah. Did Herbie say something really mean or something? Was he in the chat being like, no, you fucking idiot.
Blessing
We'll see. I don't really have much about with that one. I just see it either way. Figured out. I could see it either way.
Barrett
I thought it was time stamps. It's not.
Blessing
Wait, for which one?
Barrett
Well, because the, the link to the video was there, but I thought it's
Blessing
20 minutes in for the Herbie one.
Barrett
Oh, is that what it says? Yeah.
Blessing
There's another column that said the timestamp. We have another bet made on February 26th. There will be a core Zelda released in 2026. This is between me and Andy. I said yes. Andy said no. What's the definition of core? But also I want to bring it to Katie's tracking of this because the wording is different for Katie. Katie wrote down Andy says there will be a core Nintendo game Zelda remake this year. Blessing says no. Where's that at? That's in Katie's. Oh, are you in the actual Google sheet? Yes. Oh, gotcha. Yeah, I was, I was separating them out because. Yeah, but, but I wanted to bring that up because I remember reading that and I was like that there's a different wording here. So I want to make sure. Can we go to the actual thing?
Barrett
Yeah.
Blessing
Can we go to. Yeah. Can we bring up the actual episode? I think it's good. I want the, I want the actual thing. Let's get the actual thing because I'm not doubting that that's the bet. But I don't remember the remake part.
Barrett
I, I remember remake being. You remember the remake part.
Roger
Yeah. He never forgets.
Blessing
But here's the thing. I'm gonna lose. Eight is gonna win this.
Mike
There will be something important on in the fall, whether it be Pokemon and something else. No, we're gonna get year two of this, of this console. It's gonna be.
Barrett
We will get a. I guarantee we will get a surprise Zelda game this year.
Blessing
I don't know what it is like.
Barrett
We will get a surprise out of nowhere Zelda game this year.
Blessing
Well, when you say Zelda game though,
Barrett
I mean in the same way to. In the same way that we had never ever heard of. Have the little links away. Well, I mean links Awaken remake is another good one, but to think about. But the Zelda top down one.
Blessing
Yeah. You're playing as Zelda.
Barrett
There's always a surprise out of nowhere thing that has wisdom.
Blessing
You were.
Barrett
Yeah. Echoes of wisdom. You were working on this. Whoa. None of this was ever sort of rumored anywhere. Like there will. I, I, I, I know it in my bones. There will be a surprise out of nowhere Zelda game. Coming this year.
Blessing
I almost want a pizza bet, but I don't know if I got it in me because I think, I think there's a. Don't do it. Bless. No, don't saying it has to be either that top down 2D or, like 3D Zelda. If it's like, it's a really broad, like, Zelda cadence of Hyrule or something like that.
Barrett
No, no, no, no. I, I, I. There will be a Nintendo team working on a, like, I'm not saying a followup to Tears of the kingdom 2. I'm saying, like, it'll be a. Or some.
Blessing
Yeah, all right.
Barrett
Bet made by Greo. By any of their team. Write it down.
Blessing
All right, we can cut the cliff. Yeah. No, Andy's going to get that. The rumors are pointing toward there being the Zelda Ocarina remake this year. Dang. How crazy is that? That we're actually, like. I feel like we're months away from that actually getting revealed, and I still can't believe it in a way. I also can't, I think I just can't visualize it.
Barrett
Let's just go ahead and look at the prizes for pie punks and what the delivery prices are.
Blessing
I mean, if I can have a slice.
Barrett
Of course, they're. Detroit is delicious.
Blessing
Yeah. Just to talk about, like, what do you guys want from Ocarina of time in 2026? Mike, you just played it. Obviously, we're waiting for, we're waiting for your full review tomorrow. But, like, hold on. I, I, I like this conversation. I feel like this would be actually really great for the review. Okay.
Barrett
Yes.
Blessing
Oh, you can give, like, a sentence, but I want, I want to have the conversation on the review for the bigger conversation about that, what I'm looking for.
Mike
Yeah, I mean, of course, Modern controls. Right. I believe on the N64 it was a fixed cam. So, like, yeah, you want that free cam ability on that one. I am looking for, like, updated graphics. Of course. But I mean, I guess, like, when I look at it, I'm thinking of like, like, yeah, Zelda Breath of the Wild, like, almost look to it.
Barrett
Right.
Mike
Of like, in that space. Everything is upped. Not much for me. I'm impressed with the game. I think it's great.
Blessing
I'll put it in there. Yeah. Think about it more because I want to revisit that conversation tomorrow. Our next one.
Mike
But, like, for real, that's the rumor.
Blessing
Yeah.
Mike
This year.
Blessing
Yeah, this year for the remake. I thought that's why you're replaying it.
Roger
No, you Started it beforehand.
Blessing
Oh yeah. I got something.
Roger
Oh, that's cute.
Blessing
Thanks, Mom. We're also coming up on top 100 being due. So I feel like everybody is also.
Mike
I have not been updating my top 100 just so everybody knows. I haven't been.
Blessing
I haven't.
Roger
I haven't been playing.
Mike
I haven't added any of these games to it. Hydro Thunder is still on top of Legend of Zelda. Ocarina of Time.
Barrett
Bang.
Blessing
Just a reminder, those votes are due in three weeks.
Roger
Ah, I'll figure out a bunch of games.
Mike
Yeah, we'll figure that out.
Barrett
So right now you have Man Eater over Ocarina of Time.
Roger
That's sick.
Mike
Man Eater's in there. Ocarina of Time's not even on the list.
Blessing
Yeah.
Mike
Final Fantasy 10F. Final Fantasy 10's not even on the list.
Barrett
I mean, yeah, Arkham is not on my list neither.
Blessing
I saw how much your eyes were last year when you're playing Final Game was Great, man. Witcher 3 is not on your list list.
Barrett
Well, not right now. Well, cuz I haven't updated the list.
Blessing
You haven't upd. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha.
Mike
So the rumor is they will come out with a full remake of this game. Yes. This year.
Blessing
Yes.
Mike
Damn, that'll be sick to see. So is that a June situation then?
Blessing
Probably. Where they announce it? Yeah, yeah. Announcing it for the like they'll announce it during the summer. The rumor is later this year because they want to give some distance between all the Mario stuff happening right now and celebrate like full on celebrating Zelda's 40th anniversary. So cool. Second half this year because I think the other. The other thing that came out along with that rumors that a Star Fox game is coming out this summer.
Barrett
What temple was really, really not great in Ocarina?
Blessing
The water temple.
Barrett
No, no, no no no. Water temple is hard. But there's a temple that like. Or you get a power that just wasn't. It was really quick and it felt like you didn't really earn it. Was it like this? I'm blanking on what power it was. Maybe when you get the.
Blessing
The.
Barrett
The light arrows. There was something in the game that was like oh, this feels like it was cut content. Whatever that was that I'm trying to think of if they like fully realized and gave you like a. An actual temple went before, like. Make me earn to be. I wanna. I wanna have to earn. Becoming old.
Blessing
Oh my God.
Mike
Oh, the family's here.
Barrett
Make me earn get. Getting old Link. You know, getting adult Link status. Wait, what? Because I feel like you just got. You just kind of got it. What, being adult Link. Yeah, like, I. I would love to, like, a challenge before that. There's a lot of dog barking.
Blessing
There's a ferocious beast in here.
Roger
You want a slice of pizza?
Mike
Yeah. What's up, homie?
Blessing
How was New York? Cole's had it.
Mike
Yeah.
Blessing
Every single time. Like, Cole's been obsolete lately, right? And, like, every single time we're eating lunch, Cole just walk up and just stare at you in, like, one.
Barrett
So cute.
Blessing
He's so adorable. But I think he's had it. I think he just had his breaking point where he's like, yo, I want that pizza.
Barrett
He has someone to defend now. Yeah. Joey pointed out of, like, he's been chill, like, all week without them around. Like, he loves us.
Blessing
And then now he's around. Now there's someone.
Mike
Yeah, it's interesting. We'll talk more about it because. Yeah. Are you bringing up the reflector shield? Are you talking about the town telephone?
Roger
I just want to let y' all know that I predicted this. By the way, in the. In the pills episode, I said, november,
Blessing
Ocarina of Time remake pizza on it. Coward. Should have put pizza.
Roger
Yeah, I put pizza on everything.
Blessing
I just want to let y' all know, Hollywood Reporter is reporting that the Milliar solid movies in the works from the Final Fantasy Destination, or, sorry, Final Destination duo. Okay, we'll talk about that on KFC tomorrow.
Roger
Because how many times has this happened?
Blessing
Yeah, yeah, but, like, you know, last. This is the first time without that one vote Roberts or whatever. Now we got Zach Lipovsky and Adam B. Stein on it.
Roger
It's definitely gonna happen.
Barrett
There was nothing cool than them interviewing Oscar Isaac for whatever movie he was doing a press tour for. And they were like. He's like, oh, Metal Gear Solid movie. Who would you want to play Snake, man? Come on. I was like, ah, man, I. I would kill to have you as our Snake.
Blessing
What if he was. What if he said Oticon Otakon? Because I can kind of see it. Oscar. What movie was he like, a nerd.
Mike
You were gonna make him be nerdy.
Blessing
He's. He. He's too hot to play October.
Barrett
He's too Snake. Yeah, he's Snake.
Mike
No way. He's. Snake is.
Blessing
On the same day, January 26th, me and Greg made a bet about Pecopia. The bet was, pacopia will be in the kind of funny game of the year top five. I said yes, Greg said, no. Greg's going to win this pizza. I, I don't think Bopia is going to be in the top five.
Roger
No, it's not.
Blessing
No, it's not.
Mike
Joey's not. I'm high on this.
Barrett
I lost momentum on it and I thought it was going to be a sure fire easy number. Like easy top five.
Blessing
I thought it was gonna be easy for just the world.
Roger
Yeah.
Blessing
I thought this was Animal Crossing New horizons of the year, which it kind
Roger
of it was for a minute. It's just, I think this game is just so overwhelming that like when you stop playing it for a little bit, it's even harder to come back to. Like if Animal Crossing, it's like, oh, you just talk to your villagers, you know, do your little things. It's like interesting. There's so much in this game and for me personally, like dropping off and then coming back, it's like, oh, I'm kind of like this is like a whole endeavor. This has to be my life.
Barrett
I think if we were in a pandemic gimmick.
Roger
Yes.
Mike
They nailed this game. This game through and through is a great to like perfect game of like what the vision was, what the idea was. They nailed it.
Blessing
Here's the thing, a great game. If I'm remixing my bet, I would say that I don't think it's going to be in kind of funny's top five. I could see it being in the game of the year. Six nominated.
Barrett
I could see that.
Blessing
Yeah. Procopia has had such a chokehold.
Barrett
I could see that.
Blessing
What's up, Roger?
Roger
Well, cuz Greg's gonna put up really high. I could see like seven to eight.
Blessing
I, it's, I think it'll be in the top 10.
Mike
It's a five through 10 window.
Barrett
Yeah, yeah, it'll be top 10.
Blessing
I don't, I don't think it'll be nominated for the for game awards. Game awards.
Mike
No.
Barrett
I think we should remake Seafu eligible again this year. Just to see again.
Roger
That's a great one. I like that.
Blessing
Our last one. That's from our internal documentation before we get into some KDG ones. Roger will love Grave Seasons. Greg says no. Mike says yes.
Mike
Roger will love Grave Seasons. He's pushing this game away from him, but little does he know he's gonna get caught up in this and he's gonna fall in love with it. I know it. I can feel it in my heart.
Barrett
Wow. He knows you better than anybody. Watch.
Mike
This will be it. I'm in tune with you, Roger. You gotta start stepping out of your box. And you love these kind of.
Barrett
We like fields of mystery.
Mike
You like that.
Blessing
The.
Mike
The sexy conversations. You love the cool, flirty characters. Now, what if I said there was a little mystery now into fields of mystery instead of just. Yeah, but this a mystery. There's a killer on the list right here.
Barrett
Right?
Blessing
This isn't feel.
Mike
There's no bullshit. Mystery is a real mystery.
Roger
Yeah, this does feel like when my dad would be like, you would really like playing baseball. And I'm like, I do not want to fucking play baseball. I don't want to go outside. I want to stay inside and play.
Blessing
But.
Roger
No, no, no. But, like, I know you. I know you really like baseball.
Mike
When coach Mike got you and Lenza out to come place broke your ankle, you were in. You were in.
Roger
You broke my fiance's ankle.
Mike
Now can we talk about just playing catch? Andy Cortez. Roger, can you guys buy baseball gloves? Because me and Blessing got some.
Barrett
I almost bought one.
Mike
Barrett, you include.
Roger
I would love that.
Mike
Let's get outside in the parking lot. Let's just throw the ball.
Roger
Nick would love this. Nick would love us throwing a.
Barrett
He's gone. He's gone. He's gone.
Mike
There's no bosses here today. Day. We can make whatever we want for real.
Barrett
I almost.
Blessing
Whatever we want for real.
Barrett
I almost bought a glove of the Salvation army and I took a photo of it.
Roger
The way you. Where you trailed off there was so funny.
Blessing
If you.
Mike
Can I make whatever you want. I want a basketball hoop outside. I'll buy it.
Roger
I would love that. Going back to this, I. This is a weird one, because I could just, like, say, I don't like this game. Like, I don't. I don't have to play it. Like, there's no. Is there a. Like, a. Do I have to play this game? Try it out.
Mike
If it comes to you, then you play it. Yeah, let it come to you. You could.
Roger
You could.
Blessing
You're the neutral party.
Barrett
You internal ca. How she bet, like, up the bed.
Roger
Oh, I love that.
Mike
Oh, yeah.
Blessing
You want to go to Greg to be like, hey, I will not. How about this?
Roger
How about this?
Mike
Not even touch this game. But I bet you when it comes and it's time or.
Barrett
Here's the thing. Here was. Here's what I would love, Roger. Here's what you got to do. Here's what you got to do.
Roger
It's a weird one.
Barrett
When the. When the game comes out, Roger, you go to both Mike and Greg and you tell them, what's the. Both.
Mike
What's the price?
Barrett
You Tell them both that you love it. Just to see. Just to have them duke it out and be like. Like, I'm looking through the transcript.
Roger
Okay. Okay. I am committing right now on this podcast. When does this game come out? Do we know?
Blessing
Fall. Fall.
Roger
Okay. The busy season.
Blessing
Let it come to you.
Roger
I will try this game.
Blessing
Let it come.
Roger
I will try this game. I will play four to five hours of this game and I will report back.
Mike
Give me two nights.
Barrett
Let him meet you where you're at, right?
Mike
Yes, exactly. Okay.
Roger
I am promising that I will try four to five hours of this game.
Blessing
Brave Seasons comes out August 14th.
Roger
O. That could be time. That could be Gears of War time.
Mike
Plenty of time.
Roger
If it comes out within two weeks of Gears of War, forward or back, whatever.
Mike
I'm not playing it.
Blessing
We had, like, four more pages of this.
Roger
Oh, no.
Blessing
And a lot of bets out there. Yeah. We're not going to go through all these. We don't have time to go through all these. But those were all the internal ones we had recorded. KDG has been tracking for a while. There's a bet here that was made in January 2023. Like, Katie, KDG has been on there. This. And so I'll read.
Barrett
It was like the oldest one we got.
Blessing
I think 2023 is the oldest one. So this is from KHD, January 24, 2023. Blessing says they'll make original the Last of Us HBO content. The majority is. Is new, not just a new episode. Tim says no, they'll wait for factions or part three game. First. Season two will be 2025. Season three will be 2026. Six. This is a five. And we put a marker on it of like, check back in five years. Wow. So in January 2028, we'll return to the speeds a bit.
Mike
So what?
Blessing
It's a lot going on. By 2028, there will be like an original Last of Us show or something.
Barrett
There's a new character and a new.
Blessing
Okay, I'm saying there will be TV original content for Last of Us.
Roger
That isn't just an episode.
Blessing
That isn't just an episode. Like the Bill. Bill.
Mike
It'll become the Walking Dead situation.
Barrett
The main character will be somebody else or whatever.
Mike
Yeah.
Roger
I mean, you're not going to see that for a while.
Blessing
Right?
Roger
Oh, is the next season the last season?
Blessing
Yes. Yeah. Okay. Well, that's the thing is a lot has changed since we made this bet. Remember, this is 2020 factions. He said they'll wait for factions. Yeah. Tim said they'll wait for Factions. So like that's Tim thinks what Tim said. The next season will be this year or season three will be this year. A lot of this is already n void. But the main bet was that they'll make original TV content for the Last of us that's not based off of source material from the game. Which. Which I'm still going to stand by. There's a less likelihood now.
Roger
Yeah. Because he's been doing the Balers gate show.
Barrett
Right.
Roger
The Balers gate show. He's moving on to it. Another. But it feels like a Fear of
Blessing
the Walking Dead situation. HBO gives it to a new showrunner. Yeah. It doesn't have to be the same show runner. Yeah. What's another one here?
Barrett
I want this hoity toity get off your high horse graveyard disco saying a pizza bet in San Francisco sounds like a bet you want to lose.
Roger
Shut.
Barrett
Shut the up.
Mike
She want to. You want to spend money. You know what?
Barrett
Get out of here. Get out of here.
Mike
Oh, you said you're trying to say it's New York. Pizza.
Barrett
Pizza only. Only pizza with the water in the. Enough. Pizza rocks.
Mike
Pizza's good here.
Barrett
And look who's most quiet. This guy right here.
Roger
It's. I mean we're eating Pizza Hut. Clearly pizza here sucks. That's all we got.
Blessing
No.
Barrett
You think that's the only representation of
Roger
pizza a toto is $200 to get
Mike
a Napolitanic is a.
Roger
That's a sit down restaurant. What are you talking about? It's pizza.
Mike
What do you mean? He has pizza by right next door.
Barrett
It's pizza.
Blessing
It's pizza.
Mike
Pizza.
Roger
$15 a slice. What are we talking about?
Mike
Pizza Tony's Nepal.
Blessing
Best pizza in the town side named Nazario's earlier. What's the other one?
Mike
It's crazy that you would attack San Francisco like that.
Blessing
Yeah, that's crazy. Roger.
Roger
I stand by it.
Blessing
I'm gonna rapid fire some of these and then I'll rapid fire some super chats for you. Greg said on November 25, 2025 Greg said that Half Life 3 launches alongside Steam machine but not as a pack in and is a lock for TGA. Mike doesn't believe any of it on November 25th or sorry on November 12th, 2025. Blessing says $700 for the 500 gigabyte steam machine. Roger says less than that.
Mike
Oh yeah.
Blessing
I don't know. I don't know.
Roger
Yeah, that's a tough one. That's a tough one. That was before the ram apocalypse. Apocalypse. That was the before the ram apocalypse.
Blessing
November 25th or, sorry, November 10th, 2025. What price will Halo campaign evolve? Launch at? Andy says $50. Roger says $60. That's TB to be determined. TBD.
Mike
That's right around the corner right there.
Blessing
We'll see KFG on December 8, 2025. When will Phantom Blade Zero release? Bless says second quarter. Barrett says third quarter. Mike says first quarter. Andy gets a pizza if it comes out in the fourth quarter.
Barrett
I think we decided that, like, Andy wasn't even there.
Blessing
Andy wasn't there. So we were just like, right now. Right now, seemingly Barrett's gonna get it if it doesn't get delayed. Yeah. Because I'm out.
Mike
Yeah.
Blessing
During the game awards gamescast, Mike says that there will be a tiny Watto as a charm in the Galaxy Racers game.
Mike
That could happen, but we don't know.
Blessing
KDG doesn't know who the bet was against. She says, was it Greg? Was it John Drake?
Mike
Mike just threw it out there.
Blessing
Mike just threw it out there. There. The greater pizza bet himself. That's why. That's why at the top of the episode, I was like, let's do handshakes to, like, really cement these things.
Mike
Well, then we can delete that.
Blessing
KDG. You can delete it. Another one from December 16th, Greg says. Or Greg bets that Silk Song expansion won't come out in 2026. Bruce Straley says it will.
Barrett
Ah.
Blessing
So we have one against a bet on January 8th. Stella says GTA 6 does come out this year. Greg says it won't. Won't. The pizza bet was for Square Pie guys. Specifically.
Barrett
Wow.
Blessing
On January 12, Greg says Fable will be out this year. Blessings bets it won't be. So that's another Fable. Different, but same Fable bet there. Okay. We already did the mic says about the Xbox games. Oh, I already. We already did some of these, y'.
Mike
All.
Blessing
In the. During the games cast, you guys predicted what the game of the year was going to be. I wasn't on that one one, but you guys all gave lists. I'm not going to read them out here, but y' all all gave lists of what you think you'll be and that you attach it to the pizza bet thing. So keep that in mind. Greg also has another one against somebody in chat. Greg versus Clawmaster, which sells more Project Helix or Steam Machine? Greg says Steam Machine. We'll see if it ever comes out. And then our last one here from April 7, Blessing bets the audience a million pizzas that we never get to play Star Wars Eclipse. That's another One that I feel like I said as a joke. I don't think I was that serious.
Barrett
There was no handshake. You can't shake.
Blessing
I can't.
Mike
The audience.
Barrett
Well, we need to go back to the sauce here and see, like, did
Blessing
Blessing maybe do a virtual shake? Katie G. Did say, for convenience, I'll super chat the cost of one pizza if it gets canceled, which. You know what, Katie G. I'll take you on that one. I'm shaking on that one. Those are our predictions or our pizza bets as of now. Hopping over to the Super Chats. We had a lot coming in during our pizza conversations. Katie G. Wrote in and says, I'm in the uk. Couldn't bring myself to use the US State dates.
Mike
Thank you.
Blessing
If you saw me slipping up on any of the dates, it's because. Yeah, she was doing the day, the month, and then the year, which I'm not. My brain, you know, not. Calvin Perez says, shout out. Rocco's in Bed Stuy. The best kept secret for their grandma pie in New York. I've never been there.
Roger
I'll try it out next time.
Blessing
L Cross says, New Haven, Connecticut, best pizza in the country.
Mike
What they say.
Blessing
Really?
Mike
That's what they say.
Roger
Okay.
Barrett
Really?
Mike
New Haven's got the sauce. That's what they say.
Blessing
Kobe aren't right. Then says, bless best Seattle pizza. I'm struggling out here. Moving, Move.
Roger
Wow.
Mike
Talking about no good pizza there.
Blessing
I don't. Yeah. I can't think of what the good Seattle pizza is. I'm sorry, Seattle, I failed you. But I just can't think of any. Which is probably indicated.
Barrett
Katie g. With a $2 super chat handshake.
Blessing
All right, you got a KDG. 102 writes in and says, Born and raised in St. Louis, so I'm partial to Imo's Pizza and Cecil Whitakers. Need that Provel cheese. Oh, provolone. I need that provolone cheese in my life. And then claw master writes in and says, I am behind in the VOD. But regarding the 2xko pizza bet, I believe it was a pizza bet between which would shut down first. Two XKO or High Guard.
Barrett
Whoa.
Blessing
I mean, somebody might owe Greg a pizza then. Whoa. If that's the case.
Barrett
Wow. Wow.
Blessing
And that is it for the kind of funny pizza party.
Barrett
Wow.
Mike
Well, I'm a little disappointed in this side of the table.
Roger
Wow.
Blessing
Why? Why?
Mike
Not much pizza consumed.
Roger
Oh, I had one.
Blessing
Me and Mike were inhaling this pizza. Yeah.
Barrett
Okay. I'm gonna eat a slice, like, in 56 minutes.
Mike
23 minutes?
Roger
Yeah.
Blessing
Yeah. I thought it was noon. That you. You stop your fast?
Barrett
No, it just depends on whatever time I ended the night before.
Blessing
When? How late were you eating?
Barrett
Well, I was just snacking. I wasn't eating like a meal, but like it was like.
Blessing
But how late in the night though?
Barrett
It was like 9, 40 something. Oh, I was eating sunflower seeds.
Roger
You gotta stop it.
Blessing
Did you combine the flavors again?
Barrett
So good.
Blessing
Yes, we talked about this.
Roger
You gotta stop.
Blessing
Just don't listen to Roger. Just drink a lot of water. It'll balance.
Barrett
So sodiumed up. So sodium sodium.
Roger
Dude, I'm trying to find Cliff still. I can't do it.
Blessing
Cliff McDuff?
Roger
Yeah, I'm trying to figure out people. People are saying Cliff McDuff on Twitter. There's like oh, protagonist named.
Blessing
I read a Simon Carty preview where he called him Cliff McD up and I'm like, what was your source call up Simon? Yeah, I bet you there was like a preview document.
Mike
You got Simon's number.
Blessing
I bet you there was like some info doc during the preview where like they give the game details for people writing articles and it's like you play as Cliff McDuff. Yeah, I'm sure it said Cliff McDuff. And then like later on they're like, actually it. He's not McDuff.
Roger
He's not McDuff.
Blessing
And you're not watching this Gamescast anymore because we're at the end of it. Thank you audience for hanging out.
Mike
Hope.
Blessing
Hey, I hope you all ate pizza alongside with with us.
Mike
Hey.
Blessing
Yeah, I should have said that at the beginning.
Mike
That's a great call. Yeah. Yeah.
Blessing
Barry, in the post edit for this episode put in this is live. Sorry. Oh no. Are we always live? Yes, right here. YouTube.com kind of funny games. Is that where the super chats come from?
Barrett
Yes, exactly.
Blessing
Whoa, I thought those were seated. Yeah, I thought Roger.
Roger
I thought I was writing those too.
Blessing
Dang.
Roger
That's what I do mostly. That's my job.
Blessing
And what do you do?
Roger
I don't know. Apparently. Apparently just throwing the garbage.
Mike
Spend time with me. Me.
Roger
Don't caress my back.
Blessing
Yeah, that was kind of crazy. After this we have in review is going to be Lord of the Rings in review. And then after that I'm going to play some Invincible Verses.
Barrett
Whoa.
Blessing
There's an open beta happening right now. And so I'm going in fighting a poppy is going to take on invincible versus I'm going to play his conquest if he's in there because I like conquest. He's really mean in the show, though. Really? Meaning? Are you all caught up?
Barrett
No.
Roger
Oh.
Blessing
Oh.
Mike
Should we be watching the boys right now as well?
Blessing
Yeah, there's like a million shows, A
Barrett
lot of boys, daredevils, a lot of games.
Blessing
Daredevil's killing it. Even though me and Barrett kind of went back and forth on the latest few episodes. But I like the episodes. A lot of good shit. Tune into that good shit right after this. Until next time, it's been our pleasure to serve you.
This lively episode marks Kinda Funny's first on-air pizza party, celebrating a beloved in-house tradition: the pizza bet! Hosts Blessing Adeoye Jr., SnowBikeMike, Roger, Andy Cortez, and Barrett gather to cash in and debate the wins and losses of their numerous video game-related pizza bets. The episode blends discussion about the origins and rules of pizza bets, the resolution of several high-profile wagers, a spirited debate about pizza itself, and a hilarious ongoing quest to verify video game trivia. The tone is energetic, inclusive, and full of classic Kinda Funny banter.
Introduction (02:10)
Defining the Rules: What is a Pizza Bet? (07:06)
Breakdown of Bet Categories (05:38)
First Cash Bet: Crimson Desert Sales (08:50)
Mario Galaxy Rocket Bet (12:20)
Cliff McDuff Debacle (14:12 — 23:32)
Silksong GOTY Prediction (24:40)
Fable Release Date Bet (Decidable/Pending) (27:10)
Sample Bets Discussed:
Other Miscellaneous Pending Bets: (Rapid Fire, 64:16+)
This episode is a microcosm of what makes Kinda Funny unique: inside jokes, deeply nerdy video game minutiae, genuine friendship and playful shade, plus an unmistakable love of food. It establishes clear processes for future pizza bets, checks in on dozens of active and decided wagers (from silly to serious), and leaves the door open for even more shenanigans as new games release.
Whether you’re a longtime “Best Friend” or a new listener, this episode offers a perfect blend of laughs, lore, and community engagement — all over slices of pizza.
Notable Quote for the Road:
“A pizza bet is only official if the handshake occurs.” – Blessing (07:30)