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Yo, what's up? Welcome to the Kind of Funny Games cast. I'm one of your hosts, BLESSING Addie Oye Jr joining me is the hype. Snow White Mike.
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Come on, give me some. It's Friday.
Blessing
It's Friday.
Snow White Mike
We're pre recording this early for all of you next week. But it's our Friday. Right now. Yep. We've had a fun long week together. Off on assignment.
Blessing
Oh yeah.
Snow White Mike
In la. La La land.
Blessing
And now they know what we're doing in la.
Snow White Mike
They know.
Blessing
They know. Wow. Yeah, we're hanging out at Akuma Ramen.
Snow White Mike
Got him.
Blessing
Might have played some High guard.
Snow White Mike
Might have played. Okay, we're gonna rip the band aid off. We played some high guard.
Blessing
We ripped it off two days ago. Theoretically.
Snow White Mike
That's crazy. Bl. I love that you got ahead of it like that.
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Yeah. That's really cool.
Snow White Mike
Right? Yeah.
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And guess what High guard world is
Snow White Mike
that crazy to live in?
Blessing
I know, right? I can't wait for. Since we're in the past. I can't wait for it. Honestly, I kind of want to play high guard.
Snow White Mike
Right. We're ready to play. Is right. So. Yeah. I mean, what a fun week. I mean, if this is the future. Hey, guess what? Mike and Bless are also off on assignment again.
Blessing
Yeah. We're not here.
Snow White Mike
Crazy.
Blessing
Which is why we're pre recording this. Yes. And so you're watching a pre recorded episode of Kind of funny games cast, which means a few things. You don't have to super chat in because we won't read your super chats. However, sorry, you can super chat in because other people in the chat will see that chat highlighted. And so maybe super chat in with what your picks are for the top 100 Xbox.
Snow White Mike
You can start a conversation and remember, super chats help keep the lights and mics on.
Blessing
They do.
Snow White Mike
Tim just had a baby. Tim just had a baby.
Blessing
Exactly, exactly. But of course, this will be a very fun one because this is the second half of me and Mike's conversation. Me and Mike's shit list about the top 100 Xbox games from the one and only IGN. But before we get there real quick, I want to remind you that if you're watching live, you can be a part of the show like we mentioned by super chatting in. And remember, we couldn't do this without our producers over on patreon.com kind of funny. So thank you and shout out to Carl Jacobs, Omega, Buster, and Delaney the Psalm twining for now. Let's begin with topic of the show. It's a shit list. That's where I go online. I find a top 10 list and I bring it back to the crew and we react to it for your amusement. We started doing this last week, as of the time you're hearing this, where me and Mike, we saw IGN's list go up of the top 100 Xbox games, but they didn't have the full list. They had numbers. 100 all the way up to 76.
Snow White Mike
Yeah.
Blessing
And so me and Mike did a lot of speculating, a lot of guessing what was going to be on the list and we reacted to the 100 through 76. We're of course going to recap the that top of the list for you,
Snow White Mike
but couple of strange polls.
Blessing
What was that?
Snow White Mike
A couple of strange polls.
Blessing
Couple of strange polls. Yeah, we can talk about it.
Snow White Mike
Polls that we'll. We'll walk through here.
Blessing
I mean, listen, a couple of good
Snow White Mike
ones, a couple of oh, wow moments, but a couple. I don't know about that.
Blessing
So now we have access to the full list. I'm gonna recap real quick that 100 through 76. So coming in at number 100, we have 1 versus 100. Under that 99, we had conquer Live and Reloaded.
Snow White Mike
I dug that.
Blessing
We then had a number 98 top spin.
Snow White Mike
I like that.
Blessing
At number 97, binary domain.
Snow White Mike
I was like.
Blessing
At number 96, steel battalion.
Snow White Mike
Yeah.
Blessing
And number 95, odd world strangers Rap.
Snow White Mike
I was like, maybe I don't know about that.
Blessing
Interesting1. Number 94 we had Fusion Frenzy.
Snow White Mike
Hell yeah.
Blessing
At number 93, Lost Planet. Explaining condition. At number 90 I played it. Played it. At number 92 we had Benji Kazooie. Nuts and Bolts.
Snow White Mike
You bite, you bite your lip, you go maybe.
Blessing
Interesting one. At number 91 we had condemned criminal origins. At number 90 we had Castle Crashers.
Snow White Mike
Love that.
Blessing
Higher.
Snow White Mike
Yeah, higher.
Blessing
Should be higher.
Snow White Mike
Way higher.
Blessing
At number 89 we had Mech assault. Number 88 we have Peter Jackson's King Kong.
Snow White Mike
I mean, I'm about to play this.
Blessing
Oh, yeah. At number 87 we have full Spectrum Warrior. Which I saw some people, they're like, they don't know. Full Spectrum Warrior.
Snow White Mike
Weird.
Blessing
Yeah, yeah.
Snow White Mike
We looked like a weird tactical, real time strategy game. Yeah, very weird. Okay.
Blessing
At number 86 we had Dead or Alive 3. Shout out. Dead or Alive. Talked about that one. At number 85 we have perfect Dark Zero. Another question mark.
Snow White Mike
That was a question mark of like, you give me 80 to 150 range for this. I don't know if I'm putting in the top 100, but like there's going to be some games that I would move in or out. This is fine. 80, 75 to 100, that's where this would be.
Blessing
Yeah. Under this. At number 84 we had Panzer Dragoon, Orta.
Snow White Mike
Yeah.
Blessing
At number 83 we have Rayman Legends.
Snow White Mike
We like. I don't know. I don't know.
Blessing
Because of the third party though.
Snow White Mike
Yeah, I know. We're getting it. We.
Blessing
It's the weird one where it's like, Raymond, Legends is a very, from what I hear, excellent video game. But on the top 100 Xbox, we're
Snow White Mike
about to start busting open the door. Yeah. So I'm like, okay, those are third party games here.
Blessing
Y. At number 82 we have Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six. Vegas third party.
Snow White Mike
But I with it.
Blessing
At number 81 we have Brothers A Tale of Two sons. At number 80 we had Titanfall, which I. I think from their conversation we had. This is like a favorite.
Snow White Mike
This, this is an all timer.
Blessing
Yeah.
Snow White Mike
This is a favorite. This. I'm surprised. I would put. This might be a top 50.
Blessing
Okay.
Snow White Mike
This really inspired me to make my own list. So don't be surprised if Snowbike Mike comes back one day with his own top 100 Xbox games. That Tim and Blessing can shit list
Blessing
this, but like that's a good idea.
Snow White Mike
I think Titanfall for me might be a top 50 game.
Blessing
Mike, you need to make that top 100 list. Me and Tim. Yeah. We'll shit list it with you on
Snow White Mike
the episode and then I could be the third party.
Blessing
Yes.
Snow White Mike
Let you know.
Blessing
You will be in the chair in between both me and Tim.
Snow White Mike
I like that.
Blessing
At number 79, we got the outer worlds two. At number 78, we had Keeper, which fun fact, that was wild because I love this pick. Simon Cardi messaged me after this. He was like, you know, I love Keeper.
Snow White Mike
He likes me.
Blessing
So you know me.
Snow White Mike
Very recent.
Blessing
Same page. And number 77, we had Jada Empire. And then we closed out the episode at number 76 with Gears 5. Now, Mike, me and you, we're going to talk about the top 75. We're going to go entry by entry and have fun with it.
Snow White Mike
We're going to give the people what they want.
Blessing
And of course, here it is. You could of course just watch and listen to this episode. Stand alone if you want. Want to. Right. It's not like there's a spoiler situation at all. We're going to do this as a pure shit list. However, I do recommend going to the previous episode. I feel. I feel like this is a great two parter. You can do a standalone or go back to the previous episode if you want our expanded thoughts and our predictions. Yeah, we did a lot of predicting what was going to show up on the list. And so if you want all the speculation where we predict things, go to that previous episode. Check it out, hang out. But without further ado. Mike, you ready? Coming in at number 75.
Snow White Mike
Let's go.
Blessing
We got Tunic. Was not expecting this.
Snow White Mike
Wow. Okay.
Blessing
Tunic.
Snow White Mike
Okay.
Blessing
I don't associate this with Xbox.
Snow White Mike
I never would know. I didn't. I wouldn't have guessed Tunic.
Blessing
I mean, great game.
Snow White Mike
Yeah. But Xbox top 100 list. We're gonna talk. I mean, we've talked about it the whole time. Bless. There's gonna be third party titles in here that you might not associate with Team Green, but they were on the console, they were on the platform, and they made waves in a special way at some certain time period that made its imprint on an Xbox gamer. And Tunic is one of those they,
Blessing
in their original blurb, right, they say when we say the best Xbox games, we mean the ones that most evoke that weighty sense of Xbox. Some are first party, most are exclusives, and all of them are indelibly tied to the legacy of and the fondness for a platform that's left a massive mark on gaming.
Snow White Mike
I don't like that. Then. I don't like Tunic on that.
Blessing
Was it Game Pass?
Barrett
I think it was also at a couple of showcases.
Snow White Mike
Some of the showcases id@xbox now. We started showcasing things like that. Yeah, I mean, that's just the problem. Like when they read it out. When you read it out like that, they spell it out like that. It's gonna get dicey with the third party games. Unless they really were something special. From Game Pass to Titanfall kind of being exclusive and like the launches and stuff. It's like you look at Tunic, I don't think anyone's like, I want if
Blessing
for entries like this. I want. What is the Xbox story with this game? Yeah, what's the story that ties this thing to. To Xbox?
Snow White Mike
That's good call. It's like, hey, you should. You should give us your.
Blessing
Why. Yes, because I'm reading the thing right. They say Tunic looks adorable, but it hides a secret beneath its cute surface. It's an unapologetic cross between Zelda and a souls. Like in Tunic, there are no tutorials. They go about talking about Tunic.
Snow White Mike
I see it right at the end. A timed console exclusive for the Xbox series generation.
Blessing
There we go.
Snow White Mike
There it is. There's your.
Blessing
Why was it really.
Snow White Mike
I never knew that.
Blessing
Yeah, I don't remember that. Well, I guess it was what Xbox and PC. I assume it came out also. But hey, that's the case.
Barrett
Yeah. It did start Xbox console exclusive March 16, 2022, and then came to other systems later that year.
Snow White Mike
Okay, then you know what? You have got my face.
Blessing
There you have it.
Snow White Mike
I like that.
Blessing
All right, coming in at number 74, we got the outer scrolls three, Morrowind.
Snow White Mike
There it is.
Blessing
Is that high enough for Morrowind?
Snow White Mike
I mean, it doesn't really, like, hold up to this day, but like back in the day, what it was, what it meant to the Xbox console where Bethesda was going to go on the next entries. I think it's pretty important here. Is it a top 50 game for me? Maybe maybe a little bit higher. Maybe. Maybe in the 40 through 60 range.
Blessing
Okay.
Snow White Mike
But like, of course it's all me saying I. I would have to build a list. But it being on the list, of course it has to be on the list. 74 feels pretty good. 74, 34 feels pretty good.
Blessing
Coming in at number 73, we got state of Decay.
Snow White Mike
State of Decay.
Blessing
Do you think we see two above this?
Snow White Mike
Yes, we will see two above this.
Blessing
Okay.
Snow White Mike
I think I. I believe we will. State of Decay 2 was a jump better than State of Decay 1. Of course, suffered from server issues and things like that. But really in its lifespan, state of K2 is a great groundwork of what you want to see from this State of Decay franchise. And excited to see where they go with two.
Blessing
Okay.
Snow White Mike
Or three, I should say.
Blessing
And number 72, we got Call of Duty Black Ops 2. Let me tell you, I love this video game Call of Duty Black Ops, period. I love Call of Duty Black Ops 2 where we're talking about. I always forget the name of the. The level, but it was like a cruise ship level, right? That was that two or is that three? I think that was the yacht.
Snow White Mike
Yeah. Loved the yacht.
Blessing
We used to do sticks and stones on the Yach yacht non stop.
Snow White Mike
What if I told you the yachts on this new one right now, for real?
Blessing
I mean, what you doing later?
Snow White Mike
What if I told you it's on the yacht right now, bro?
Blessing
Was this era was Call of Duty
Snow White Mike
Black Ops 2, 2012.
Blessing
Yeah.
Snow White Mike
So that is 22 year old Mike. Yeah. This is prime time. I mean that Call of Duty, Modern Warfare 2 or Call of Duty 4, whatever they call that. Right. Like that generation from here To Black Ops 3 was just Xbox Prime, Xbox, Xbox Live. You're gaming with your friends.
Blessing
I played that stuff on PlayStation. But I think there was that in. In during that generation there was just this inherent thing of like no Call of Duty, that's an Xbox experience. Like that's the multiplayer. That's the. I think even like it coming down to people preferring to play that on the Xbox controller because the triggers and all that stuff that felt like Xbox owned that multiplayer experience. That generation.
Snow White Mike
That's that man. That's that Xbox Live back in the day. Yeah. Time, man. Special.
Blessing
Super cool. What other Call of Duties do we see on this list?
Snow White Mike
Black Ops 1.
Blessing
Above 2.
Snow White Mike
Above 2.
Blessing
Okay.
Snow White Mike
I think so. Just for 2000. Maybe it's because I'm a Black Ops 1 guy.
Blessing
I mean I, I agree.
Snow White Mike
I'm a Black Ops one.
Blessing
I'm there with you as well.
Snow White Mike
Maybe that's why I'm higher on it.
Blessing
Of course. Nuketown, which is all in all the Black Ops.
Snow White Mike
I mean you have to think we see Modern Warfare, right? What number is that? I don't.
Blessing
Four. Call of Duty four. Modern Warfare.
Snow White Mike
Yeah.
Blessing
Or you just talking about like a Modern Warfare.
Snow White Mike
No, like the modern, Modern Warfare that you're thinking of. Yeah. Call of Duty four, I guess. Call that. Yeah, it's like hard to call all these ones. Call of Duty for modern warfare. Yes. 2007. That's 100% going to be on this list.
Blessing
Okay, I can see that 100%. What about anything post this, right?
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Is there a Xbox One generation or Xbox Ghost Series generation? There's Ghost, there's Advanced Warfare, there's War Zone, Infinite Warfare. That's the one where they want to. Up in space.
Snow White Mike
Yeah, War Zone, maybe.
Blessing
Yeah.
Snow White Mike
Big time pandemic game. Everyone's on their consoles. It had. It was a meaningful one. Okay, what kind of Battle Royales do we see? You know, so like here's. I mean, pubg, as a die hard Xbox gamer back in the day, right now I've moved to PC a lot. But like a die hard Xbox gamer, you would look off. I'm sure you felt that kind of console gamers, right? You didn't get many of the early battle Royales or the survival crafting games or the MMOs. The Xbox gamer always hopes, I want World of Warcraft, you never got that. But then an Xbox One, you got a bunch of MMOs out of nowhere, right? We got like terror. I talk about Neverwinter. You start to get these like weird, like, we want to be World Warcraft, but will never be World Warcraft. But like, here's an MMO for you to play. We also got a bunch. Pubg started to roll out.
Blessing
Yeah.
Snow White Mike
Fortnite came like you started to get a lot more of the PC Battle Royale games on. This is a pubg gonna hit this.
Blessing
I mean, it came to Xbox Console first.
Snow White Mike
It's a big deal.
Blessing
You know, it ran terribly. Ran, ran like shit. Horribly ran bad. But it did come to the Xbox first. But I also, I don't know, I put that more in the PC bucket.
Snow White Mike
What about an Apex Legends?
Blessing
What makes that Xbox over anything else?
Snow White Mike
I mean, that's the problem.
Blessing
That's too third party, I think.
Snow White Mike
Yeah. Fortnight.
Blessing
I mean, same there, right? That's like everything great, but like it's
Snow White Mike
one of the ultimate experiences on your console, you know what I mean?
Blessing
Maybe I'll give it maybe to Fortnite. Okay. Just because Fortnite, I think on any list, top PC, top PlayStation, like Fortnite has a potential to be there.
Snow White Mike
Call of Duty, I think I'm going to take a guess right now. I think we see two more call of duties. Okay, two more call of duties coming
Blessing
in at number 71. We got lost Odyssey.
Snow White Mike
Lost Odyssey.
Blessing
When I was asking for a JRPG to play the other day, they gave me this. Quite a few people were saying, Lost Odyssey, which I've started Lost Odyssey. I never, I never got that far into it. Never got Far into it, but seems really cool. Exclusive JRPG to the Xbox.
Snow White Mike
Yes.
Blessing
Which is insane. Xbox 363.
Snow White Mike
6.
Blessing
360. 2008 is when this came out.
Snow White Mike
2007. December. 2000.
Blessing
December 27.
Snow White Mike
So you're right. That doesn't.
Blessing
You remember that? Oh, you Google.
Snow White Mike
You remember that? You Incredible is right. It's Lost Odyssey. It's. What's the other one? Jade Empire that we ride for.
Blessing
Oh, yeah.
Snow White Mike
And then there's one more.
Blessing
What's the one I'm thinking of? There is. There's like a game that has, like. I think it might have card combat or something like that.
Snow White Mike
And then there's one called Enslaved Odyssey of the west that are like three games that I've seen all the time on my Xbox. Never played them.
Blessing
I'm thinking f. Is there a game that's like Phantom something? Phantom that has like card combat to it?
Snow White Mike
Card?
Blessing
Yeah. Like Xbox Original Xbox era, maybe 360 era. It might show up on this list. Okay, I forget what it's called. Phantom Knight. No, that's not it. I'll figure it out.
Snow White Mike
Okay.
Blessing
I'll think of it.
Snow White Mike
It'll come to him, but yeah.
Blessing
Shout out Lost Odyssey. Who made Lost Odyssey? That's my question. I'm looking it up.
Barrett
Says here Mistwalker.
Snow White Mike
I'm on it right now. Yeah.
Blessing
Mist Walker.
Snow White Mike
Mist Walker.
Blessing
Comp. Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. Designed by Hironobu Sakaguchi and Nobuo Umatsu, of course. Nobu Matsu. You know, from Final Fantasy. I think. Sakaguchi, you might also know from Final Fantasy. Yeah, he's the Final Fantasy creator. Damn, that's crazy. Yeah. I didn't realize the. The team like that was stacked for Lost Odyssey.
Snow White Mike
Something special.
Blessing
Good for them.
Snow White Mike
And you started it.
Blessing
I started it. Never got. Never got far in it.
Snow White Mike
Did you vibe with it? I mean, you're on a Final Fantasy 10 kick right now.
Blessing
Yeah.
Snow White Mike
Would you try this again?
Blessing
Nowadays, maybe. I think at the time I was curious about it because, remember, they had ported it to Xbox Modern Xboxes. I think it was part of the backwards compatibility thing where it became playable and people were like, yo, Lost Odyssey. Lost Odyssey. Lost Odyssey. And so I booted it up.
Snow White Mike
Okay.
Blessing
Either it was free or I got it through game pass. I forget which. But I booted it up just to see what it was. And then I was like, oh, okay, this seems neat. And then I put it down. But I would go back to it, you know, this game looks cool.
Snow White Mike
It's giving Final Fantasy 10 looks when you look at it.
Blessing
I mean, maybe that's one for you. You're the Xbox guy.
Snow White Mike
Keep an eye on that.
Blessing
And you like Final Fantasy 10.
Snow White Mike
I really, I'm into it now.
Blessing
Coming in at number 70. We got SSX3.
Snow White Mike
Okay, okay, okay.
Blessing
This is the, this is the one that I owned. I didn't have Tricky. I had the first SSX game and then I jumped to three. And I have really fond memories of three. Even though I know the streets will tell you all the time. Tricky is the one.
Snow White Mike
Tricky's the first one. Tricky's the one that I had.
Blessing
Yeah.
Snow White Mike
On Tricky's the second game.
Blessing
But you would say it's like the best one though.
Snow White Mike
What's the first one?
Blessing
It's just SSX. There's SSX1, there's SSX Tricky, and then there's SX3.
Snow White Mike
SSX1?
Blessing
Yeah. No, not many people know about SSX1. That was bare bones, but I love it.
Snow White Mike
Oh, I had SSX1.
Blessing
Yeah.
Snow White Mike
SSX1, which is the well known one.
Blessing
Tricky is the one that people love.
Snow White Mike
Yeah, yeah, I've had them all. I don't remember much about three. Okay. Cause like all these start to blur together. Here's the problem. Yeah, they made a lot of SSX games. They made a lot of EA Sports big games. So they all start to blur together.
Blessing
I love three, but I don't.
Snow White Mike
I played SSX on my PS2.
Blessing
I also played on my PS.
Snow White Mike
That's where like when we talk EA big games, I think PlayStation. I put all my EA Sports big titles on PlayStation.
Blessing
Really?
Snow White Mike
Every one of them.
Blessing
They were there.
Snow White Mike
Maybe not NFL street, but like the rest of them.
Blessing
Yeah, they were so third party to me.
Snow White Mike
Oh yeah, yeah.
Blessing
So it's like I, I play them all on PlayStation as well. I don't associate them with a singular platform. I'm not seeing here them writing anything regarding, like why they're going with this as a best Xbox game. They do say that, you know, they think SSX3 isn't just the greatest snowboarding game ever made. It might also be the best sports game, the sports sim. Sorry. It might also be one of the best sports Sims, period.
Snow White Mike
Now see, here's the hot take for you. Your boy Snowbike Mike would actually lean Amped 3 over SSX amp3 snowboarding game and Xbox. Because it's an Xbox 360 title going from the Amped franchise. Amped 3 on your Xbox 360. It was pretty special. It was a really good game. I actually prefer Amped on my snowboarding side of things over what SSX became and like what others did to bring it into the franchise.
Blessing
You should play a Sex three.
Snow White Mike
Okay, I'll try.
Blessing
I as somebody who again, I didn't play it much. SX Tricky. I think I played that once or twice at a friend's house.
Snow White Mike
Yeah.
Blessing
I played so much three and I. I think three is excellent. I can't tell you whether it's better or not than tricky. But SSX3 was the.
Snow White Mike
See, I think you might like Amped. Amped is like skate.
Blessing
Okay.
Snow White Mike
A little more grounded. Yeah. A little more ground. A little more semi. But still like the over the top fun but. But not like Sean White. So like all of a sudden we had a moment with Skate that came out that was like, hey, we're going to get a little more grounded with this. We're not going to go crazy. Tony the Hawk combos. Right. And that inspired other games like amp started to go that way of like, let's get a little more grounded. Bring it down a little bit towards the snow as opposed to go into the sky. Sean White, he made a video game. They gave you Red Bull Wings. And I don't know if you remember, but you were flying down the map. Dude. That was insane, man.
Blessing
God. All right, let's move on to number 69. We got Ori and the Blind Force.
Snow White Mike
Of course. Of course. Or games are on there.
Blessing
Surprised this isn't top 50. Although maybe they're waiting for Will of the Wisps. Maybe Will of the Wisps is going to be in there as well.
Snow White Mike
Which one was the first one?
Blessing
The first one was. Or in the Blind Forest. So this is the first one.
Snow White Mike
And then Will the whiskey Will of
Blessing
the Wisps is the second one.
Snow White Mike
Yeah, I like that. I like that.
Blessing
Number 68.
Snow White Mike
Both could be argued for top 50.
Blessing
I agree.
Snow White Mike
Yeah.
Blessing
Number 68. We got Alan Wake. The first one.
Snow White Mike
I like that.
Blessing
Cool.
Snow White Mike
Yeah, that's a 361. People like that. I mean, what did I bring up before? Max Payne? Dead to rights. Will we see any of those games but Alan Wake? Okay.
Blessing
Yeah, I like it. At number 67 we got skate two. Speaking of skate.
Snow White Mike
Hell yeah. Hell Hell yeah. And Low Key. They picked the best skate. Skate two is the best Skate Better than Skate three. Skate. Skate two is better than Skate three. I'll die on that hill for sure. Skate. Skate two had everything that you wanted. Skate three was very good. But Skate two had Danny Way's Hawaiian Dream. And they tried to remake it in skate 3. Not even close to as good as skate 2 was.
Blessing
I'm trying to see now is this an Xbox pick?
Snow White Mike
It was an Xbox pick for me because I'm playing it on my 360. Yeah. But like no, that's just a third party game. That's just a good third party game.
Blessing
Yeah. I'm trying to see here. The ability to get off your board and set positional markers were game changers at the height of the Xbox 360's popularity. And it made it a timeless classic that still holds up today.
Snow White Mike
I mean it's on PS3.
Blessing
Yeah. I mean I played. I guess I played skate three on PS3. But yeah, I associate it with everything. But it's iconic though. It's the weird thing. Here's what I'll say, Mike. 360 during this era was the dominant console for most of it. That's right.
Snow White Mike
And so right until the very end.
Blessing
Right until the very end. Right. Was the dominant console. So I think you can make the argument that around this time, third party games, Xbox leaning. Okay, okay, I'll let it slide for that. Okay.
Snow White Mike
Maybe advertisement, marketing stuff.
Blessing
Yeah. Okay. At number 66 we got. Even though Bear stepped away, we got Mirror's Edge. Yeah, please run it back.
Snow White Mike
I put Mirrors Edge as a 360 game. 100%.
Blessing
Really?
Snow White Mike
An Xbox game. Yeah, yeah. I think, I think of Mirrors Edge on that.
Blessing
Here's what I'll say is that on the Xbox side, Mirror's Edge has followed me with every new Xbox console I've gotten. I've been able to play Mirrors Edge. I can't say that with the PlayStation it's followed by. It's followed me. Mirror's Edge, I don't talk about enough. One of my favorite games of all time.
Snow White Mike
It was a cool vibe, legitimately.
Blessing
One of my favorite games is Mirror's Edge. And yes, like when I got my Xbox One, Mirrors, that was one of the first games I was able. I booted up because I wanted to, I wanted to. To see it play on the next gen. Same with Xbox. Series X. Booted up your edge because I wanted to see like those Xbox, you know, boosted features riding the high
Snow White Mike
that was Assassin's Creed at the time that introduced like awesome movement and parkouring into your video games and then being like 2008, the just peak of like edgy, like we're going to be cool and out there and futuristic and different. Yeah, it's like we're going to do that but with like hardcore parkour and like Mirrors Edge is like, yeah, this is the coolest thing.
Blessing
There's the feeling that this game evokes that they capture so well, which is kind of like the wind flowing, like the. Like you're running and you can almost feel the wind on your.
Snow White Mike
Yes. Yeah.
Blessing
You know, they went. There's combat in this game, but that's not the focus. Right. Like you can shoot a gun. The gunplay fucking sucks. And we do. We're doing that on purpose because we don't want you to pick up a gun and shoot. This is a first person game where it is run, jump, swing, climb, do all this shit with a beautiful art style. I really like the color palette they got on this thing where they have, of course, the red, which signifies like, oh, this is the way to go or whatever. And then you have like a lot of whites and like light blues and stuff. And I think this game is gorgeous to look at.
Snow White Mike
Yeah.
Blessing
In the. In the music, the soundtrack. We don't talk about Mirror's Edge enough.
Snow White Mike
I mean, it's dope. I love this odd top 100 Xbox game.
Blessing
Yeah, you're right.
Snow White Mike
But I love third party game.
Blessing
But okay, at number 65, we have pentiment.
Snow White Mike
Nice. Yeah. Okay, that gets some love. And you know what? I like that placement.
Blessing
65, that's good for you.
Snow White Mike
I think Pentiment for me is like, yeah, we can have a conversation from 40 to 80.
Blessing
Okay.
Snow White Mike
I could probably name 40 that are more iconic and impactful. But like, what Josh Sawyer and that team did over at Obsidian was something different and actually something that was really fun to play if you dove into it.
Blessing
Oh, yeah. And number 64, we got Trials HD.
Snow White Mike
Trials is a great franchise. I love, and I'm fucking uptight that Ubisoft is so lost in the fucking wind because we deserve more Trials.
Blessing
What happened, you know, the last one was what? Trials rising in 2018 or 19?
Barrett
Yeah, 2019, I believe. I think that was my first year. Kind of funny.
Snow White Mike
Trials rising 2019.
Blessing
What are we doing? It's been too long.
Snow White Mike
They lost the song.
Blessing
They're over here making fucking roller champions. Making rise. Make Trials.
Snow White Mike
Trials HD was a Xbox360, mainly an arcade title that I remember that makes being very prominent on the Xbox arcade side of things.
Blessing
So as much as I Love trials, though, 64 feels kind of high.
Snow White Mike
Feels high.
Blessing
Feels high. Castle Crashes was number like 80 or 90.
Snow White Mike
Oh, castle crashers blows us out of the water. Yeah, yeah, no doubt about it.
Blessing
Number six, the 64th best Xbox game is Trials. And I, again, I Love trials. Yeah, but like.
Snow White Mike
No, no, no.
Blessing
Come on.
Barrett
Yeah.
Blessing
At number 63, we got hi Fi Rush.
Snow White Mike
Hi, Fi Rush. People in the comments section from video one were like, we better see high five. Rush.
Blessing
Oh, we better see high five.
Snow White Mike
And there's the flowers at the surf.
Blessing
Honestly, too low for my tastes. Get that in the top 50 for me. Hi Fi Rush.
Snow White Mike
Man, what a world we lived in. For them to bring that out From Tango gameworks, a team that was known for horror games. Yeah. To build a fun, like, rhythm action adventure game. Right there was really great.
Blessing
A game that, like, energized me. You know, you play this game and it's like, oh, shit. Video games are fucking awesome.
Snow White Mike
Yeah.
Blessing
You know, video games are cool. Video games are fun. Find the beat, Find the beat.
Snow White Mike
Chai and his friends.
Blessing
Fun characters.
Snow White Mike
All the tease.
Blessing
Fun vibes. Oh, my God, I love this game. At number 62, we got dead Rising, the first one. Now you're going to see two.
Snow White Mike
This should probably be a little higher because it is very special. It's a really good game. Will we see two above this?
Blessing
I would think so. Right?
Snow White Mike
I like to a lot. I think two improved a lot on the first one. I think the mall is a little more iconic than the Vegas casino, but. The Vegas Casino, very cool. But, like, when I think Xbox and like, importance, I go one over two.
Blessing
That's fair. Because one. Was this an exclusive?
Snow White Mike
I believe so. I believe it was exclusive. I think all of them works.
Blessing
No dead rising. Two, I booted up on my PlayStation.
Snow White Mike
Okay. But then three came back.
Blessing
Three was exclusive. Yes.
Snow White Mike
Okay. Probably.
Blessing
Yeah.
Snow White Mike
Yeah. Interesting.
Blessing
I think two was the only one that was exclusive. Yeah.
Snow White Mike
How weird.
Blessing
Yeah.
Snow White Mike
Yeah. I put whenever I think Dead Rising, I think Capcom and Xbox together.
Blessing
At number 61, we got Halo 4. This is our first Halo on the list. I believe it is four.
Snow White Mike
Wow. Yeah, I. I think if you remember, I said Halo 4 and 5 might be my only ones that don't make the list. But like, you have four being the first one is the correct one. Everything. Everything's going to be above that.
Blessing
Yeah.
Snow White Mike
Four into five. Odst reach. 1, 2, 3. Well, how the rankings go in my mind.
Blessing
Oh, like three being that three will be the highest. Yes.
Snow White Mike
Yeah.
Blessing
Okay. You have three, two, one.
Snow White Mike
Yeah.
Blessing
Okay.
Snow White Mike
But like, Reach might slide in between, like two and a one somewhere. People love Reach.
Blessing
I remember when Reach people love.
Barrett
Remember Reach, baby.
Blessing
And number 60, we have Street Fighter 4. Okay.
Snow White Mike
Another fighting game.
Blessing
As a Xbox One, they say Street Fighter 4 was the console fighting game at A time when the Xbox 360 dominated the living room. And then jumping forward, they say it's one of the best fighting games ever made. And outside of the arcade, there's no better place to play it than Xbox. I mean, what about the PS3?
Snow White Mike
Wouldn't be crazy if they don't put Killer Instinct on this. Oh, no, killer, like, it's like out of nowhere. Like, forgot Killer Instinct.
Blessing
I mean, again, this is. This will fall back into my argument of like, hey, it was the dominant console at the time.
Snow White Mike
Yeah.
Blessing
And so, okay, I'll give you that. That like maybe more people were playing it on. On Xbox because of that. Unless maybe I missed something about how it runs also or something. But I played so much of this on PlayStation 3.
Snow White Mike
That was 2008. Okay, okay.
Blessing
At number 59, we got Peggle 2.
Snow White Mike
We talked about Peggle. Yeah, we knew Peggle would be on this list. Peggle is a must have on this list.
Blessing
At number 58, we got Project Gotham Racing 2.
Snow White Mike
Yep, we talked about that. Project Gotham Racing 2 for sure is going to be in this.
Blessing
At number 57, you got Call of Duty 2.
Snow White Mike
Yes. This is what I remember on the OG Xbox. I remember the old Call of Duties, man. The old Call of Duties were special back then 2005. So this would have been right when the 360 was launching then. Yeah.
Blessing
That's wild.
Snow White Mike
Old school.
Blessing
I don't hear people talk about pre. Pre Modern Warfare.
Snow White Mike
Oh, yeah, man.
Blessing
And number 56, we got Mark of the Ninja. I've heard people talk about this one.
Snow White Mike
You know what, I've played this like maybe one time.
Blessing
This was an Xbox Live arcade joint.
Snow White Mike
Yeah.
Blessing
Yeah. This is one I never got around to, but. Side scrolling stealth game. I remember. I think Alex Van Aken was the one that put me on the market.
Snow White Mike
I feel like you and Barrett might like this, right? Kind of like the Metroidvania. Like you said, 2D side scrolling stealth right here.
Blessing
I do like that.
Snow White Mike
I wonder if you guys. Yeah. I wonder if you went back to this if it would hold up and you'd really like these.
Blessing
I bet you it would. I mean, look at. Wow.
Snow White Mike
Yeah.
Blessing
The vision cones and all that stuff. Interesting. All right, there you go. At number 55, we got Forza Horizon 1.
Snow White Mike
Wow.
Blessing
Interesting.
Snow White Mike
Okay, well, I mean, what we have Forza Horizon 1 through 5.
Blessing
Yeah.
Snow White Mike
How high in regards? You hold The Forza Horizon 1 top 1, 2, I think.
Blessing
I think we're gonna see a Forza Horizon in the top five.
Snow White Mike
Yes, but that's like four or five.
Blessing
Yes.
Snow White Mike
I think I. Like I told you earlier today, fun little rewind for you on the podcast. I think the hype started with three. I think the old heads appreciate one and two, but I think three is, like, when it started to push to the mainframe.
Blessing
Three is where, like, for me, as somebody who was an IGN listener, I used to listen to Unlocked all the time. Ryan McCaffrey. When Forza Horizon 3 came out, Ryan McCaffrey was loud about it. He was like, yo, they're in Australia
Snow White Mike
and they're ripping it up.
Blessing
Yes. Like, this game is one of the best games of the year that nobody's going to talk about. And I think that inspired me to go check it out. And from there I was converted. I was like, yo, this Forza Horizon shit, we gotta do something. Like, this game is fucking insane.
Snow White Mike
For Horizon 1 2012. If I believe, if I'm right, I think it was Colorado was the setting. Like a Colorado, Montana kind of mountainous place. I'd have to look at. I have to look up this. The full setting there. But okay, I don't. I never played one.
Blessing
I never played one either.
Snow White Mike
Yeah.
Blessing
And I wonder if you can buy it because they. They delist the force of Horizon contracts.
Snow White Mike
Yeah, yeah.
Blessing
Which is still crazy to me that we let that slide. You can't buy Forza Horizon 3 right now. That's criminal. That's absolutely insane. But yes, Colorado was the map at number 54. We got jet Set Radio Future. I'll take it.
Snow White Mike
You called it.
Blessing
I called it.
Snow White Mike
You called it.
Blessing
I loved this game. You know, I talk about. Well, I talk about, you know, all the friends I play video games with growing up. But yeah, this was my next door neighbor, Freddy. He had an Xbox, went over to his place, we played this game. It was a two, two game disc, I believe. Oh, okay. It was Jet Set Radio Future and then a racing game. I forget which racing game. But they shared the same disc. I remember he would boot it up. I'd see the racing, like, not, man.
Snow White Mike
Sega GT 2002.
Blessing
There you go.
Snow White Mike
Yeah, yeah, I'm seeing it right now.
Blessing
We would hop in a jetset Radio Future. They had a fun multiplayer mode that we play all the time. But then. Yeah, once we got into that single player, oh, man, what a fucking game.
Snow White Mike
What is this? Like, I never played this one. Is this like a Crazy Taxi almost?
Blessing
No, I mean, I understand why you say that. Right. Because the cell shading. Yeah. And crazy art style. But no, it's like. It's almost like a 3D platformer. You're going around, you're graffiting walls, you're collecting paint cans or grinding Hawk. Almost a little bit of Tony Hawk. It's like if you took Tony Hawk and maybe mixed it with Banjo Kazooie.
Snow White Mike
Okay, okay. Yeah.
Blessing
But, like, made it about rebelling against the system.
Snow White Mike
Cool.
Blessing
You know, Pretty cool. A crazy soundtrack. You would really dig Jet Set Radio.
Snow White Mike
I'll check it out. Yeah, I'll put it on my list.
Blessing
Put that on the list.
Snow White Mike
I love putting games on the list in this.
Blessing
At number 53, we got crackdown.
Snow White Mike
Yes.
Blessing
I feel like we're getting heaters now.
Snow White Mike
Now. Now we're warming up.
Blessing
We're warming up.
Snow White Mike
We're warming it up. The stove top, we turned it on. It was a little cool at the beginning. Now we're starting to warm it up here. We're gonna. We're gonna hear that first pop, that first sizzle, and we're gonna say, oh, it's hot now. And I think crackdown is the sign
Blessing
of, like, it's coming.
Snow White Mike
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Blessing
We're knocking on the door. At number 52. We got Halo 3. ODST.
Snow White Mike
ODs.
Blessing
All right, wait, listen. It's coming.
Snow White Mike
Are they dishon five? Where will five be? Five ODST above five. Okay.
Blessing
Okay. At number 51, we got Sunset Overdrive. They're cooking. Now that we're warming up, we're firmly into bangers only territory.
Snow White Mike
I thought Sunset Overdrive would be higher. A. A 15 through 30 window.
Blessing
What do. Where do you put up hi Fi Rush against Sunset Overdrive? What do you think's better? Have you played both?
Snow White Mike
Yeah, I've played them both. Well, like, my personal taste would go Sunset Overdrive because I like open world games. Right. Both very good. Damn.
Blessing
One day, if we are both of
Snow White Mike
them a 30 through 50 window, because I. I think hi Fi rush is a little too up there.
Blessing
Like, too high.
Snow White Mike
Yeah, See, when I say high, I mean, like, high in the. Oh, I mean lower meaning, like, you
Blessing
want it in that.
Snow White Mike
Yeah, I want them, like, getting.
Blessing
What window would you put? Sunset Overdrive.
Snow White Mike
Sunset overdrive.
Blessing
Yeah.
Snow White Mike
15 through 30. Wow.
Blessing
Wow.
Snow White Mike
I think. I think when I make my list, I think Sunset's overdrive will be higher. I think it might be twenties.
Blessing
All right. some point, one thing I want to pitch is, like, doing March Madness brackets when March comes around. Because I feel like this would be a fun bracket setup of, like, Sunset Overdrive versus Sci Fi Rush. Maybe we do our own best Xbox thing.
Snow White Mike
I like that.
Blessing
Who knows?
Snow White Mike
We could do it but for now,
Blessing
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Blessing
And we're back with number 50, Teton Shadow Complex.
Snow White Mike
Oh, okay. That's an old school one. Okay, okay.
Blessing
That's a good poll. I feel like that's like cult classic area.
Snow White Mike
Have you played this? I've never played Shadow.
Blessing
I never played Shadow Complex. But I heard people talk about it, right. This was a.
Snow White Mike
There's an Xbox One title.
Blessing
Was this a live arcade thing?
Snow White Mike
2009. No.
Blessing
They say taking the timeless gameplay of Super Metroid and turbocharging it with modern twin stick shooter controls. Or, sorry, modern twist twin stick controls and striking Unreal Engine 3 visuals. Shadow Complex. I have played Shadow Complex. Okay, I forgot I played this, but not through it. But it's like it's another.
Snow White Mike
I'm looking at it.
Blessing
Oh, it's another lost odyssey where I booted it up and I was like, oh, this is neat. And then I never touched it again.
Snow White Mike
Yes. Okay, okay, okay.
Blessing
It's a Metroidvania. Yes, yes. 2D. It's funny because you look at the key art and you think, my friend is Pedro. Yes.
Snow White Mike
Remember that?
Blessing
My friend Pedro.
Snow White Mike
Yeah, My friend Pedro. Yep.
Blessing
Yeah. All right, next up, we got at number 49, psychonauts 2. I like that again, we're only like that. Bangers only territory. Yeah, we're warming up at number 48. We got Viva Pinata must have. Come on. Must have. At number. This is. This is like the portion of the list where people start having fights in the office.
Snow White Mike
Well now. Yeah, because now we're warming up here. Now we're going to start because you
Blessing
know, somebody that really cared about Viva pinata. At number 47 you got Microsoft Flight Sim.
Snow White Mike
Hell yeah.
Blessing
Good pull.
Snow White Mike
Hell yeah.
Blessing
At number 46 you got limbo. Here's what I'm saying.
Snow White Mike
Some people thought limbo was going to be super.
Blessing
I would have put this higher. I would have put this like they
Snow White Mike
would have put that top 10. There's some people at the top 10.
Blessing
I would say top 25.
Snow White Mike
25.
Blessing
Top 25. Unless they have inside. Inside should be. But like that's not Xbox as much. You know, it's a. It's a weird thing.
Snow White Mike
Yeah.
Blessing
Limbo I associate with Xbox Arcade and number 45, we have Forza Motorsport 4.
Snow White Mike
Now we take it to the track. Yeah, you got to have some motorsport love on this one.
Blessing
Yep.
Snow White Mike
There's the die hard race fans out there. So. Yeah, I'm in that.
Blessing
Number 44. Oh, we got Rise of the Tomb Raider.
Snow White Mike
This was the timed exclusive, right. That Bill and the team announced.
Blessing
This is the one that came out, I believe the same week as Fallout 4. Or maybe like a week prior, a week after. Okay, okay. I remember it very well because everybody was like, why are you releasing right now?
Snow White Mike
Interesting. Yeah, I just remember the big deal of like oh, Tomb Raiders back in a big way. Oh, wait, this is the second one.
Blessing
This is the second one.
Snow White Mike
That's fucking crazy.
Blessing
This is the one that I think. What did IGN give this? Because I think IGN might have given this a 10.
Snow White Mike
Really.
Blessing
Or maybe a 9.5.
Barrett
I remember this is the most beloved of that trilogy.
Snow White Mike
Okay.
Barrett
At least from what I remember.
Blessing
And like the whole. Yeah.
Barrett
Controversy with it.
Snow White Mike
Right.
Barrett
Was the first one was on all platforms and then they made the second one a sequel, an Xbox exclusive and
Blessing
everybody was like, what are we doing?
Snow White Mike
Yeah.
Blessing
I gen gave it a 9.3 out of 10.
Snow White Mike
I'd have to. I would love to replay these three. I know a couple of my friends recently have. But I don't remember playing Rise of the Tomb raider thing in 9.3.
Blessing
I remember playing the first Tomb Raider. That's the like the reboot. Tomb Raider is the only one I've
Snow White Mike
really like just Tomb Raider. That one's. Yeah.
Blessing
Really, really dug that one. In fact, I remember at the time. I don't know if I would stand by this at the time I was like, hey, this is better than Uncharted, that's how I felt. Maybe it was like, gameplay wise, I thought it was better because I. I don't unchart. His gameplay, I think, is good. Not the best in my mind.
Snow White Mike
Right.
Blessing
Like, I like it, but it's not. I. I have frustrations with it until Uncharted 4. Uncharted 4 turned the ship.
Snow White Mike
These both feel very similar, but, like,
Blessing
I think gameplay wise, this is more engaging, there's more going on. But, you know, Uncharted still had it on, like, the cinematic.
Snow White Mike
Did these ones have the online multiplayer? Because Uncharted had a little bit of the online multiplayer. I think Tomb Raider had one.
Blessing
I forget.
Snow White Mike
One of them might have had an online multiplayer.
Blessing
I mean, it was that era.
Snow White Mike
Oh, man.
Blessing
Yeah. Everything had an online man. And also the one. One more thing I remember about these games, these games are weirdly violent.
Snow White Mike
Tomb Raider, the first one was very violent.
Blessing
The first one?
Snow White Mike
Yeah.
Blessing
She was getting impaled. She was getting destroyed in those games.
Snow White Mike
Yeah.
Blessing
Number 43, we got the Chronicles of Riddick. Escape. Butcher Bay. I think we said that one as well.
Snow White Mike
Yeah. How do you play that now?
Blessing
Chronicles of Riddick.
Snow White Mike
Yeah. How do you. How do you. Do you have to have an old console. I don't think this is backwards compatible on this one. You know What I mean?
Blessing
PC, maybe. Did it come to PC?
Snow White Mike
Maybe find it on PC. Yeah. Because Ryan McCaffrey loves this. I never played this one, but when you listen to podcasts Unlocked, he talks about this one as a big deal.
Blessing
Interesting. Number 42, we got Bastion. Must be an Xbox Live Arcade thing. Yeah, they say it here.
Snow White Mike
Yes. That's a big. That one for sure is an Xbox Live Arcade 1.
Blessing
Cool. Number 41, we got Fable
Snow White Mike
1. I think Fable 2 will be higher on this list. Or coming up. No, Fable 3.
Blessing
Okay. Fable 2 and number 40.
Snow White Mike
Is it crazy that they said that there won't be horns or a Halo? And Fable, the new one.
Blessing
I mean, you can't. I mean, I'm not the person to ask.
Snow White Mike
You don't care about.
Blessing
I don't really care about that.
Snow White Mike
I mean, that was the coolest, was the idea that, like, your character could all of a sudden have, like a devil horn.
Blessing
Yeah, right. The more evil you do.
Snow White Mike
I loved that. So I was a little let down when, like, we just saw Fable at the developer direct and then more interviews came out. It's like, oh, none of that.
Blessing
I'm like, interesting. Oh, 40, we got Crimson Skies.
Snow White Mike
Yeah, I.
Blessing
Road to Revenge.
Snow White Mike
Yep, that's on there.
Blessing
Shout Out. Crimson Skies. Had this on. Had a demo for this on PC.
Snow White Mike
Okay.
Blessing
Yeah.
Snow White Mike
Okay. Yeah, Yeah. I don't know.
Blessing
I don't think it was this specific game, but it was for a Crimson sky game. At number 39, we got Cuphead. Could be higher.
Snow White Mike
Cuphead is so good.
Blessing
Cuphead is so good.
Snow White Mike
Me and Nick are recently playing Cuphead on Streams, and we've been loving it.
Blessing
Cuphead is, like, unbelievable. Cuphead is like a game shouldn't be this good. You know what I mean? Like, Cuphead is one of those ones where it's almost. I can almost make the argument that it's a perfect video game.
Snow White Mike
Yeah.
Blessing
You know, it's like, not one flaw here.
Snow White Mike
No, it's so good. And then the dlc, the delicious last
Blessing
chord, you know, I never played that. In fact. Oh, now you just remind me. I never beat Cuphead. What? I got major suck at it.
Snow White Mike
That's a. That's a blessed stream.
Barrett
It was a king dice.
Blessing
No, it was the one like. This probably isn't even the boss to get stuck at, but, like, it was the one. It was like the dragon in the clouds.
Snow White Mike
Oh, yeah. That's like.
Barrett
Oh, I. I remember because I was one of the assigned to that game for ign, and that was a big. That was a big one that me and the one or two other people who were assigned to that game to do covers for it. We were stuck on that one for a bit.
Snow White Mike
Yeah, that one. My stick is his name, wasn't it Grim Matchstick?
Barrett
Yeah, there's a lot of. There's a lot of, like. The tip to that one is you just got to stare at the center of the screen and just use your peripheral vision just to see where everything is coming from.
Blessing
What you're telling me is that I have to enter a flow state.
Barrett
You got to enter the matrix.
Blessing
You got to enter a flow state.
Snow White Mike
Enter flow state. Yeah, yeah. Here's what I'll tell you. And I told Nick, if you go back and you get the dlc, the DLC adds a weapon where you don't have to always be aiming perfect. You can just shoot it backwards and it will loop back to the enemy. Oh, that's so it makes it much easier and approachable for, like, hey, this game was really difficult. Don't worry about that. Just hold down the shoot button and pray to God that you dodge. You'll be in. You'll be in.
Blessing
At number 38, we got Ori and the will of the wisp there.
Snow White Mike
It Is I like that. I might go a little higher.
Blessing
Here's the thing, right? 20 through 30, we got Cuphead and we got this.
Snow White Mike
We're getting bangers.
Blessing
I feel like we're in. Like, everything here needs to be at least a nine.
Snow White Mike
Yeah.
Blessing
If we see a game that's not a nine at this point, it's like, what are we doing at number 37? We got Braid. Okay.
Snow White Mike
Another Xbox 360 Arcade, big deal banger game. Yep.
Blessing
At number 36, we got Assassin's Creed 2 Bangers Only territory.
Snow White Mike
You know, What a franchise back then. What a special dude. My, what a special time.
Blessing
My friends were so obsessed with Assassin's Creed, they would platinum every single. I had a friend James called off. I don't know. I gave his government name, but James used to platinum every single game. And he had it to where if you went to his PlayStation, went to his trophies, like, there was no game that didn't have a Platinum on it. It was one of those ones where he's like, if I'm putting this game into my PlayStation 3, it needs to platinum. And there was one time where I brought my game over. It was like Mortal Kombat or something. I was like, oh, yeah, let's all play Mortal Kombat. I put in this thing, and they're like, no, no, no. And then I popped the trophy list, and he's like, hey, James needs to keep that game. And I'm like, I'm not giving him a game. Like, I'm not giving James my game. Like, I'm not. It's not my fault he's crazy. You know, I did what.
Snow White Mike
How did this go, Barrett? Order wise. So you had Assassin's Creed 1, and then did it go to Assassin's Creed 2 right after that?
Barrett
Yeah. There was no, like, a spin off in between.
Snow White Mike
So 2.
Barrett
1, 2 was the big leap where we started to see what the. The franchise.
Blessing
This was the first.
Barrett
This was the first Ezio game.
Blessing
Right.
Barrett
Where we get the story of Etio Auditory, the fan favorite still to this day.
Blessing
Then you get Brotherhood and Revelations.
Snow White Mike
Okay. Because then I was like, then three comes out of nowhere.
Blessing
Yeah.
Snow White Mike
And we're doing something different with three. Three, you're in a revolutionary war in America. Yeah. You remember those commercials?
Barrett
All of the trail for two Brotherhood revelations in three. Like the. What was the company that did those announced trailers?
Snow White Mike
Was it Blur?
Blessing
Maybe.
Snow White Mike
I don't know. They.
Blessing
They.
Barrett
They were insane back in the day.
Blessing
Yeah. Yeah. But I bring up. I also bring up James because James and Stevie obsessed With the story.
Snow White Mike
Yeah.
Blessing
They wanted to know everything going on with Desmond. They wanted to know. They were excited for the next Assassin's Creed.
Snow White Mike
Oh, they wanted to get outside.
Blessing
They were. Oh, man, they were.
Barrett
Because it was all building up to 2012. Plus the world was going to end.
Blessing
The world was going to end. Yeah.
Barrett
And that was like a big part of the storyline. Desmond and what's her face. Lucy, I think is her name.
Blessing
It was a crazy story.
Snow White Mike
So with this two at 36, the only one in my mind that would be important to Xbox. Black Flag isn't on here.
Blessing
Is that important to Xbox.
Snow White Mike
Big 360 title.
Barrett
And that was. It was 3 64.
Blessing
I thought four was like Xbox one. Was that really 360?
Barrett
So it. It launched a month before the new gen, so it was like the tail end of the 360 and PS3 and then get. And then weirdly, also becomes a big launch title for the Xbox One and PS4.
Blessing
Okay.
Snow White Mike
And Rogue was also in the mix there. Assassin's Creed.
Blessing
Rogue. Yeah.
Barrett
We don't need to talk about Rogue.
Snow White Mike
Yeah, that would. That would be the only other Assassin's Creed that I would have on a top 100 list. Like, that's like, mean something to me. When I was playing my Xbox.
Blessing
Okay.
Snow White Mike
Would be Black Flag.
Barrett
I would go Black Flag. Or if we're talking Xbox specific, think about that era. Just thinking about the Ezio trilogy. I would put Brotherhood as well.
Blessing
Okay. Brotherhood. At number 35, we got Rock Band 3.
Snow White Mike
We talked about it.
Blessing
Yeah.
Snow White Mike
I think. I think we'll see Guitar Hero still too.
Blessing
Okay.
Snow White Mike
I think. I think Guitar Hero has to be on this list. But, man, Rock Band took that up to another level, huh? Oh, yeah. From how cool Guitar Hero was to now you have different instruments and somebody singing. That's crazy, man.
Blessing
Bring me back. I wasn't a big bring back to those.
Snow White Mike
I didn't have many people with Rock Band in my life. It was. It was a lot of Guitar Hero.
Blessing
I just remember so vividly it was me, my friend Stevie in our friend Abby's basement. I think James might have been there too. Just full band and like it was me and Stevie on the microphone singing our hearts out. Like, oh, man, those are the memories you remember. You know, Those are the moments in life that stick with me.
Snow White Mike
Where did I miss? When did Rock Band come out? The original one. 2007. Yeah, so that would have been. Yeah, my senior, like junior. Senior year of high school. And so that's interesting. It was like so much guitar here. I don't even remember anyone having the Rock Band.
Blessing
Oh, dude. I didn't really.
Snow White Mike
My life.
Blessing
I didn't know Rock Band existed probably until like 08 or 09.
Snow White Mike
Okay.
Blessing
You know what I mean? For me, it was the same. Guitar Hero was the thing.
Snow White Mike
Yeah.
Blessing
I think it just came first, right.
Snow White Mike
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course, of course.
Blessing
You know, the name brand was out there. At number 34, we have Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell. Just the first one.
Snow White Mike
I remember it on my Xbox. I remember renting it, playing it and thinking, this is too difficult. I think I dropped this game, like level two type shit.
Blessing
Yeah.
Snow White Mike
Because it was that difficult. And so. Yeah, I mean.
Blessing
I mean, we're still going to see Chaos Theory, I think.
Snow White Mike
Yeah, man. See, now we start doubling up with a lot of. We still have a lot of Halos, we still have a lot of Gears.
Barrett
Yeah.
Blessing
But like, there are certain games I think are just too iconic. Right.
Snow White Mike
That's interesting.
Blessing
I think. I think you're going to double up on Splinter Cell.
Snow White Mike
Okay, here's one for you right now. Just a little time capsule. I don't think we see another Splinter Cell. I don't think we see another Assassin's Creed. I think we kind of stop with third party double ups.
Blessing
I don't think we see another Assassin's Creed, but I do think we see Chaos Theory. Because why, why, why choose this over Chaos?
Snow White Mike
Still have more Call of Duties too, but how many?
Blessing
I don't think. I don't know if you have that many more Call of Duties.
Snow White Mike
One minimum. Sure have to have Modern Warfare.
Blessing
Okay, okay. I'll give you Modern Warfare.
Snow White Mike
Okay.
Blessing
At number 33.
Snow White Mike
Damn.
Blessing
We got Batman, Arkham Asylum. We're. Listen again, these are third party.
Snow White Mike
We're getting loose.
Blessing
We're getting loose a little bit.
Snow White Mike
We're starting to lose the temperature.
Blessing
Yeah.
Snow White Mike
For me, we're hitting a peak temperature of like. These games are dope. Hell yeah. We're losing the temperature of like. These are Xbox holy grails.
Blessing
Yes.
Snow White Mike
We had that for a moment of like 55 into like, I don't know, 41 or something. But then we. We've kind of lost track again. Yeah, we're back onto. These are just great games for the time period. It's like.
Blessing
Okay, I will say. And you like Arkham Asylum is my favorite Arkham game. So they. They made the right choice in my heart. Because I don't think we're gonna see City on here.
Snow White Mike
I never played Asylum.
Blessing
Oh, I love.
Snow White Mike
I've only. I played City and Onward. So I'M thinking about playing Asylum one day. Maybe.
Blessing
Asylum has more. It's a Metroidvania design. Interesting. You know, it's not open world, it's more. So it takes place in Arkham.
Snow White Mike
In the prison.
Blessing
In the prison. And like, it's more quote unquote, linear.
Snow White Mike
But I mean, I watched Barrett streaming. I watched him play it for Batman Day. And so, yeah, it's just. It was odd that I never played Asylum. But then, of course, I played all the rest and loved every single one of them.
Blessing
Yeah, what a good game.
Barrett
We gotta get Andy to play him eventually.
Snow White Mike
Yeah, he'll play him, you know. Yeah, he'll love him.
Blessing
And number 32, we got fallout three.
Snow White Mike
Yes.
Blessing
Another one. But also, you know, great, great, fantastic video game.
Snow White Mike
Fantastic.
Blessing
In my top 10.
Snow White Mike
Oh, yeah. I mean, I love it. I do think this in New Vegas are in my. Probably top 100 Xbox games, if I was to make one.
Blessing
But do you see Fallout 3 as an Xbox specific game for my memories?
Snow White Mike
Yes. Yeah.
Blessing
Okay.
Snow White Mike
But like, I mean, and then also now they own Bethesda, so you can kind of put the show like Mike of like. Well, Bethesda is an Xbox company. So, like, I'll accept that. Yeah, you kind of have that kind of conversation.
Blessing
And I know here's the thing, too. I know Bethesda games fucking ran like shit on PS3.
Snow White Mike
Yeah.
Blessing
And so there was probably that as well, too.
Snow White Mike
Skyrim going to be on this end.
Blessing
Yes, undoubtedly. Oh, and Skyrim might be top five oblivion then.
Snow White Mike
Top 20. Top 15.
Blessing
Top 25.
Snow White Mike
Okay. Yeah. Because we got to still have Oblivion and Skyrim have to be on this list.
Blessing
Yes.
Snow White Mike
Will New Vegas be on this list then?
Blessing
Yes. Yeah. Oh, we're running out of spaces, though.
Snow White Mike
We're running. Bless you. I still have about seven halos to jam into this thing.
Blessing
At number 31, we got fallout New Vegas.
Snow White Mike
All right.
Blessing
All right, we got it. They put three in New Vegas right next to each other.
Snow White Mike
Crazy.
Blessing
That's insane.
Snow White Mike
Crazy.
Blessing
This is the thing I ask about all the time. Those like, you know, these games are the same, basically. Like, just put them next to each other. They did it.
Snow White Mike
They did it.
Blessing
Which leads to my argument of Forza Horizons 3 through 5. Better just be right next to each other on the list.
Snow White Mike
7, 6, 5.
Blessing
Yes. I want to put 3, 4, 5, in that order. Right next to each other.
Snow White Mike
Okay. Okay. Well. Yeah, there we go. There's the new Vegas that we wanted to see. Yeah.
Blessing
At number 30, we got Indiana Jones in the great circle. Listen, I like. I like this game a lot.
Snow White Mike
You like it.
Blessing
Okay, we gotta stop glazing, bro.
Snow White Mike
That's the glaze.
Barrett
Did you ever finish it?
Blessing
I didn't finish it. Okay. But I got, like, probably, what, 60% of the way through this game. Yeah.
Barrett
And the last. I would say. And this is what I talked about when I talked to my. About my personal top 10 that year. Whatever this year. This came out. The last third of that game is what, like, reminded me of, like. Oh, right. Like Indiana Jones kicks ass.
Snow White Mike
Okay. I like that.
Blessing
I mean, I respect this game a lot.
Snow White Mike
This is on the top 100 list, no matter what. It's probably.
Blessing
Oh, yes.
Snow White Mike
You know what I mean?
Blessing
Yeah.
Snow White Mike
But, like, top 30 conversation. We would have a conversation. We'd have a conversation.
Blessing
Coming in at number 29, we got sea of Thieves, arguably. Could be higher.
Snow White Mike
Could be higher, man. Rare really cooked with this one. This was a special one. I think this is one when it first came out, kind of like the game pass game.
Blessing
Right.
Snow White Mike
As well. When you think back to that time period, live service games, this was something different for Rare as well. And what they've created from then to now is like an. Actually a really, really great game.
Blessing
Yeah.
Snow White Mike
That's gotten a lot of love, a lot of care, a lot of updates that can bring you in for whatever style of pirate you want to be. So. Yeah, that's on there.
Blessing
Oh, yeah. And number 20, not a bad.
Snow White Mike
Not a bad place.
Blessing
We got Super Meat Boy Live Arcade. Okay, okay, okay. Trying to think of what I want to say. Do we glaze Meat Boy too much? I love Meat Boy.
Barrett
Absolutely not.
Blessing
I love Meat Boy. But some of the other indie masterpieces we have, like, yeah, the inside, we had cut. We had Limbo, Cuphead, Ori and the Will of the Wisps. Great. Actually, you know what?
Barrett
It's one of those, like. I personally like Cuphead more, but I could see the argument of Super Meat Boy being in that very important first wave of indie games going into the 2010s.
Blessing
Oh, it definitely was. Yeah. You're absolutely right about that.
Barrett
And, yeah, it being like Xbox Live
Snow White Mike
Arcade, you know, Castle Crashers. Not up there with Super Meat Boy, though.
Blessing
I mean, you'd have to tell me.
Snow White Mike
I. I like. I like how Bear describes me, boy. Like, how special that was with Xbox live arcade, that 2010 era.
Barrett
Like, I. I said, where did castle crashers land?
Snow White Mike
90 something.
Blessing
Yeah, like.
Snow White Mike
Yeah, like, cat Castle Crashers should be right up there in this conversation as well.
Blessing
Yeah. All right. You know what? Even as honestly as I read through those other games, I kind of had to like, you know, me Boy, I think is in the conversation. Meat Boy is in the conversation.
Snow White Mike
A top 28.
Blessing
Honestly, for me, it's the all time Xbox game. It's the jump to where, like we had those other games at around 40, and then we get around to 28 and it's like Meat Boy. And I'm like, well, yeah, those. Some of those other games I'll put above Meat Boy, but I don't think it's a gap. I don't think it's a chasm. At number 27, we got Grand Theft
Snow White Mike
Auto 4, 360 online multiplayer.
Blessing
But like, it's too third party for me, man.
Snow White Mike
That's a really. Third party.
Blessing
Really third party.
Snow White Mike
I mean, what does that mean? Is San Andreas coming on this?
Blessing
No, Cassandra's came to PlayStation 2 first.
Snow White Mike
Well, yeah, I mean, that's what I'm getting. That's like no gta, the trilogy getting
Blessing
on any of this. I mean, is GTA 5 gonna be on here now?
Barrett
Is the question GTA 5 a top three?
Blessing
If GTA 5 is in the top three of this list. Simon Carty, lock your doors because I'm coming.
Snow White Mike
Let's get locked in right now. There's like GTAs, the Fortnites. Like, what. What are some other weird ones that are like, could be on that? When you talk about that, I mean,
Blessing
Elden Ring, Baldur's Gate three.
Snow White Mike
Baldur's Gate three.
Blessing
Right. Which are four. Witcher three, because that was metal. You're solid. Like, we're getting to weird conversations now.
Snow White Mike
Yeah.
Blessing
Okay, let's keep going. Give it to me at number 26. We got geometry Wars, Retro Evolved. Can I call this Glazing?
Snow White Mike
Can you call this one Glazing?
Blessing
I know, this is fantastic. Don't get me wrong, okay, but like, we're above Meat Boy and we're above like fucking Braid and Ori and all these other cuphead.
Snow White Mike
I think this one is held as the Xbox Live Arcade game, though.
Blessing
Okay.
Snow White Mike
Like, I think this is the one. Like, when you think Xbox Live Arcade, you talk about the history and when it came out and what it did to the indie scene. I think this is the one that they hold up. Everyone holds up. It's like this started it. This was the movement.
Blessing
Okay, I'll accept that.
Snow White Mike
I think that's what it is.
Blessing
This one is like a history lesson.
Snow White Mike
Yeah. I think that's why we give it the glaze. Yeah.
Barrett
The first sentence is most downloaded Xbox Live Arcade game in history, which Is crazy.
Blessing
Him. Okay, this one. I'm going to chalk that one up then. I wasn't.
Snow White Mike
I think it's the poster child. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Blessing
At number 25, we got Burnout 3 takedown. Listen, don't start with me.
Snow White Mike
Bless. I don't like this.
Blessing
I love this game.
Snow White Mike
Like this.
Blessing
Listen. Crazy for all the things that we just talked about. Fuck with it though. Burnout 3 takedown. One of the greatest games ever made.
Snow White Mike
I think we're. We're cooling.
Blessing
One of the greatest little longer made. Burnout 3 takedown now top 25 Xbox game on the Xbox list with the Xbox connection. Listen. Yeah, yeah, but it's a t out 10 game though. Okay, that's what I'll say. 10 out of 10 video game.
Snow White Mike
This is 25.
Blessing
This is number 25.
Snow White Mike
So now we start the real part of this episode. The top 25 greatest Xbox Xbox games of all time from IGN.
Blessing
Yes. And outside Xbox, at number 24, we got Outer wilds. This was on game pass. Okay, that's what I'll give it. I think so many people discovered this game.
Snow White Mike
There's a lot of games on game pass. There's a lot of fucking games on game pass that are great games and I understand this one is really special.
Blessing
This one is really special.
Snow White Mike
I understand how much fun and how much people appreciate it It. Okay, I don't know about this one.
Blessing
It's winning me over. You said the magic words. You said burnout finals and Andy are
Snow White Mike
so out of wilds.
Blessing
They said the magic words. They went burnout three takedown and outer wilds. I can't be mad at that. Those are two of the greatest games I've ever played in my life.
Snow White Mike
There's so many.
Blessing
Okay, to be fair.
Barrett
Gotta dial this in to be fair because I already. I already heard. Why am I blanking on his name?
Snow White Mike
Simon Cardi.
Blessing
Simon Carty. Thank you.
Barrett
I already hear him bringing out his phone, starting the text message thread. Console exclusive for six months.
Blessing
Boom, boom, got your ass.
Snow White Mike
That's all it takes. Exclusive for six months.
Blessing
Just to be fair.
Snow White Mike
To be fair. You're right. To be fair.
Blessing
To be fair.
Snow White Mike
To be fair. I'll take it.
Blessing
I could only.
Snow White Mike
I'll take it. But I'm not going to take it.
Blessing
There was a moment in time where you could only play this on Xbox box.
Snow White Mike
You know I'm gonna keep it deep down inside. Simon Cardi.
Blessing
This is a 10 out of so far. Hey, Simon Carty. You just had back to back bankers. All right, as far as I'm concerned Burnout 3, takedown.
Snow White Mike
Yeah.
Blessing
Outer Wilds. That's what the I'm talking about. Okay, and number 23, we got Skyrim. Oh, okay.
Snow White Mike
Oblivion over Skyrim, then.
Blessing
What if Oblivion isn't on the list?
Snow White Mike
That would be a miss. That would be. I. I would. I'll rip this surface in half. That would be crazy.
Blessing
I'm shocked. This is number 23. I feel like this will be higher.
Snow White Mike
I mean, this. This is at home, where it needs to be.
Blessing
Okay.
Snow White Mike
In the top 25, Skyrim has a place.
Blessing
Okay.
Snow White Mike
I'll just say that, you know, Oblivion
Blessing
because Skyrim, of course, you know, third party.
Snow White Mike
Yeah.
Blessing
Best played on. If you're playing on a console. Best played on Xbox360.
Snow White Mike
I have to remember, it's also Bethesda. We talked about Bethesda.
Blessing
Bethesda Umbrella. Oblivion, though, was a exclusive.
Snow White Mike
If I remember, Bolivian was the one
Blessing
that was an exclusive.
Snow White Mike
Oblivion was the one.
Blessing
So that's probably top 10. Yeah. Number 22. We got top 15 left for dead two.
Snow White Mike
Called that.
Blessing
That's good.
Snow White Mike
Called that. That's. Yeah.
Blessing
Too high.
Snow White Mike
It's in my top 50.
Blessing
Okay.
Snow White Mike
I think the importance carries it a long way. I think it's Special.
Blessing
At number 21, we got Gears of War 1.
Snow White Mike
So that puts 2 and 3 above this.
Blessing
Okay, well, we saw Gears 5 earlier.
Snow White Mike
Gears 5?
Blessing
Yeah.
Snow White Mike
Haven't seen 4. We saw Halo 4.
Blessing
Yes, man.
Snow White Mike
Okay. Yeah. 21. There better be bangers after this. There better be no third party BS after this.
Blessing
Oh, you're gonna see.
Snow White Mike
Third party has to become the stop.
Blessing
Dude, you're about to see. I'm. I'm telling you right now. GTA 5. We saw Outer Wilds burnout 3, takedown at number 24 and 25. You're about to see some third party on here.
Snow White Mike
The Witcher better not be over this.
Blessing
The Witcher 3 might be number one. The Witcher 3 might be number 1.
Snow White Mike
Just stop right there. Witcher 3 better not be over this.
Blessing
Coming in at number 20, we got Halo Reach.
Barrett
Okay, I'll take it at 20.
Snow White Mike
I'll take it at 20.
Blessing
Nice.
Snow White Mike
I think Die Hard Xbox fans would have that closer to the tens. Okay, but, like, these are. This is tight spots here, so. Yes, that's where it needs to be.
Blessing
At number 19, Mass Effect 1.
Snow White Mike
We talked about the exclusivity. We talked about how people hold that one tight.
Blessing
That makes sense.
Snow White Mike
That one tight.
Blessing
At number 18, we got Fez in that, you know, indie storytelling. You know what I mean? Like, I think the super meat Boy to Geometry wars to Fez. Kind of like baton pass of what they did for the indie titles.
Snow White Mike
I don't love it.
Blessing
No, I was trying to help out.
Snow White Mike
I don't love it.
Blessing
I was trying to make the argument.
Snow White Mike
I mean, I get it.
Barrett
Console exclusive for two years.
Snow White Mike
Everything you're saying is right. Everything that it meant to and did is right. Right. I just.
Blessing
Xbox Live Arcade. Why don't you. You just think it's not Mass Effect.
Snow White Mike
Above. Mass Effect was the greatest sci fi stories ever told.
Blessing
They made a whole documentary about Fez. You know, made a whole documentary indie game, the Movie. Okay, at number 17, we got Gears of War 2. That means they're meeting with you.
Snow White Mike
Gears 3 is the number one for them is what they're saying out of the trilogy.
Blessing
Yeah. And number 16, we got Red Dead Redemption. Third party.
Snow White Mike
You know, I'm just biting my tongue on that one. I mean, maybe Xbox 360. I remember it. Yeah, I guess it's just like.
Blessing
It comes down to, like, they were dominant that era.
Snow White Mike
It's just a lot of flow with the river. You know what I mean? The river is flowing. Bless third party. Greatest games of the era. Yes. Xbox top 100 video games. You're telling me we couldn't find more Xbox games? Make this next Accentric list.
Blessing
When I picture the box art for Red Dead Redemption, I picture it, I can see the Xbox360 logo. You know, I think there's something to that. I mean, I played it on PlayStation.
Snow White Mike
Next thing I know, they're gonna put Bully on this list. Right above this.
Blessing
At number 15, we got ninja Gaiden Black.
Snow White Mike
Damn. Yeah. I mean, the OG Xbox 100%.
Blessing
Yeah, but, like, damn, I didn't realize people love Ninja Gaiden Black that much.
Snow White Mike
Okay.
Barrett
Oh, yeah, you got to talk to Mitchell Salzman about that.
Blessing
Oh, you know what? That's a good call. That's a good call. At number 14, we have Fable 2.
Snow White Mike
Called it Fable 2. No, Fable 3.
Blessing
At number 13, we got Splinter Cell. Chaos Theory. What I say, dude, I try to tell you, man, these Xbox people, they love Splinter Cell. Chaos Theory, man.
Snow White Mike
Splinter Cell cleaned up. Yeah. Two and what, the top 20. Top 30 here.
Blessing
Good for them.
Snow White Mike
God damn.
Blessing
Okay, and number 12, we got the Elder Scrolls four. Oblivion. There you go.
Snow White Mike
Yes.
Blessing
Had to be on there.
Snow White Mike
I mean, might have made the top 10, to be honest with you.
Blessing
Surprise is not in the top 10.
Barrett
I think it'll be because Kotor is in the top 10.
Blessing
Oh, I like that, Barrett. I like that.
Snow White Mike
Okay, let's I'm excited. Get me to 11.
Blessing
And number 11. Call of Duty 4. Modern Warfare. That's the stop that could have been top five.
Snow White Mike
Boom. Yeah.
Blessing
All right, let's sit for a second. Top ten. What's in there?
Snow White Mike
Halo one through three.
Blessing
Huh.
Snow White Mike
Has been missing a. Gears. Gears three is missing. Okay.
Blessing
That's four of them there.
Snow White Mike
Yep.
Blessing
You think? Knights of the Old Republic.
Snow White Mike
I'm gonna clear my mind. Knights of the Old Republic. I'm put over here. Knights of the Old Republic. Okay, we just said oblivion right there, right? Okay. Forza Horizon 5.
Blessing
Wow.
Snow White Mike
Yeah, you're right.
Blessing
We haven't seen a lot of fortresses. Forza Horizons, specifically.
Snow White Mike
Did you see a Forza Horizon 4?
Blessing
No, I think it's 5.
Snow White Mike
We're gonna put 2 and 5 on the list, but not give any love to 4.
Blessing
Yeah. Because I think you put 2 on there for maybe, like, the Influence, like putting the franchise on the map, and then five for like, the latest and best.
Snow White Mike
But I'll put Pagel over there. No offense to Bagel. I love you, Pago, and I agree. You're on the list. We'll put a Bagel on the list.
Blessing
Listen, we only have so many slots left.
Snow White Mike
We'll put a Trials HD on the list.
Blessing
It's like how many driving games you want them to want them to put on the list? You know, we know what these games are. They're all the same game. Anyway.
Snow White Mike
Where's Killer Instinct?
Blessing
Not on the list. There's no way you're putting killer instinct
Snow White Mike
top 10 not on the list.
Blessing
Are you gonna put it above call of Duty 4, Modern Warfare? I don't think so.
Snow White Mike
It should have been top 25.
Blessing
It should. Listen, they had so many chances. They had to put Had a lot of chances. They had to find a space for. I'm trying to find something I want to dunk on. Actually, these are all good games. Geometry Wars. Actually. No, that belongs there.
Snow White Mike
We got one Crackdown.
Blessing
I'm still scrolling. They had to find space for Arkham Asylum.
Snow White Mike
Arkham Asylum had to be on the
Blessing
list at number 33. They had to put Arkham Asylum on there.
Snow White Mike
Okay, let's just make it easier, huh? How many third party games will be on this top ten?
Blessing
Three.
Snow White Mike
Three out of the seven. Three out of ten to make seven true Xbox.
Blessing
Yes.
Snow White Mike
First party.
Blessing
And I think it's the Halos you talked about. I think it's the Gears that's missing.
Snow White Mike
Forza 5. Two more.
Blessing
Because I think the third party. I am talking Elden Ring. I think GTA 5, ETA 5 is
Snow White Mike
going to be on this.
Blessing
Witcher 3.
Snow White Mike
Fortnite is probably going to be on this list. List.
Blessing
Yeah, Fortnite.
Snow White Mike
There's a good chance Fortnite is now on this list. Bear, run it.
Blessing
All right, to me, coming in at number 10, we got Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic. Okay. Yeah.
Snow White Mike
Okay. I like that. Like that.
Blessing
Is that one of the third part? No, that's exclusive.
Snow White Mike
It was exclusive, but it was a third party title. But yeah, it's exclusive. It's a Mass Effect situation.
Blessing
At number nine, we got Halo Combat Evolved. Right. There's your first Halo number one.
Snow White Mike
Yeah, it should go one, two, three, here.
Blessing
Gotcha. And number eight, we got Forza Horizon 5.
Snow White Mike
Yes. Okay.
Blessing
And number seven, we got inside. Inside. Forgot. Inside. Oh, yeah.
Snow White Mike
Limbo. And inside.
Blessing
And inside. Was it exclusive when it came out? It was gonna shout out.
Snow White Mike
It was pretty good.
Blessing
It was exclusive.
Snow White Mike
Really good.
Blessing
It was exclusive for like, I want to say it was either six months or two weeks. I forget people really with this.
Snow White Mike
I don't know if I have it in my top 10 Xbox games.
Barrett
I just, I remember I'm brave. I think say that I remember brave. I think Ryan McCaffrey reviewed this when it came out. I think he gave it a 10 out of 10.
Blessing
He definitely gave it a 10 out of 10.
Barrett
It was his. Definitely his game of the year that year. I remember. Yeah, Yeah.
Blessing
I, I Inside is one of my favorite video games as well. I. This game is a perfect video game.
Snow White Mike
This is a top 20 video game of all time for you type situation.
Blessing
Yeah. Probably I'd have to look back at my top one.
Snow White Mike
I like this game. I stepped out of my box to play this. I enjoyed this game.
Blessing
Yeah.
Snow White Mike
I just don't know if it's like, I don't ride for like a top 10 video game.
Barrett
It was exclusive to the platform for two months.
Blessing
Two months? I said six months or two weeks. I was right there. But it was. But here's the thing, though, because I remember it vividly because we didn't know it was coming to other platforms. Like they released it for Xbox and we thought it was just gonna be on Xbox forever until two months later, like, it's on PlayStation. It's like, oh, yeah. All right, cool. Yeah, because I'll play this year too. All right, number six, we got BioShock. Yeah.
Snow White Mike
Yeah, it's good.
Blessing
Yeah, it's good.
Snow White Mike
It's a good game. It's a top 10 Xbox all time game.
Blessing
I mean, some people will say, yeah, a Number six.
Barrett
Yeah, it was exclusive to the platform for a year.
Blessing
Yeah, it was exclusive. And it's BioShock.
Snow White Mike
You're getting away with this exclusivity for. You can't be getting away with that.
Blessing
But people love BioShock. You know how much people love BioShock?
Snow White Mike
We love BioShock. BioShock was really dope. BioShock 1 and then, of course, into 2, and then infinite. We rode with that. We had a lot of fun with those games. It was a great time on the Xbox. I remember it vividly. Played it recently. I like this game. I just, I'm having trouble with the timed exclusivity, I guess.
Blessing
Okay.
Snow White Mike
The third party timed exclusivity, I think, is like the cheat code to slide some of these games in.
Blessing
I feel you, but I, I, I
Barrett
see where you're coming from, but I think with that comes a association with the brand, with the title, with the platform. Right.
Snow White Mike
Because of the time spent on it.
Barrett
Yeah. And that's why, like, we saw Rise of the Tomb Raider on here earlier. Like, that was a game of the year contender that year, and that was only on Xbox for that year. Right. So.
Blessing
So yeah, you kind of have to put yourself in the era, I think.
Snow White Mike
Right.
Blessing
Like, think back to 2007 or 8 when this came out, and kind of think about, like, oh, yeah, this was an Xbox game.
Snow White Mike
I like that.
Blessing
All right, top five. At number five, we got Halo 2, the goat. Is three gonna be, like, the number one on this list?
Snow White Mike
Yeah. With Gears 3 being number two.
Blessing
All right.
Snow White Mike
That's how this is tracking. Unless they do GTA and Baldur's game.
Blessing
No, they're not gonna put those at number one on on this list. At number four, you got Gears of War 3.
Snow White Mike
There it is. Okay.
Blessing
All right, so top three. Let's top three.
Snow White Mike
Let's really think about it.
Blessing
Yes. Number one. You said Halo 3.
Snow White Mike
Halo 3 will be number one.
Blessing
Number two, Gears 4 or no Gears. Which gears?
Snow White Mike
They're done with Gears.
Blessing
Oh, that was the Gears you're talking about.
Snow White Mike
That was Gears 3. I thought they've already done the whole trilogy now.
Blessing
Oh, okay.
Snow White Mike
There will be no more Gears on
Blessing
this, so we're done with the gear. So number one is gonna be Halo 2 and 3. I'm gonna say GTA 5 is gonna be one of them. GTA 5 and Witcher.
Snow White Mike
Witcher.
Blessing
Are there any iconic Xbox games are truly missing here? No, we got them all.
Snow White Mike
I think we got the ones that would be a top three. Yeah. Unless I blinks.
Blessing
The Time Sweeper. You didn't see that? Almost.
Snow White Mike
Give me one second. Eat up. A little more time. Give me one second.
Blessing
He's looking stuff up.
Snow White Mike
I got something.
Blessing
Because yeah, if I'm thinking through third party games and again, it's such a weird thing because. Yeah, I said witcher. I said GTA 5. If I'm just throwing things out, you know, forgetting even association or anything. Metal gear solid 5. I'll throw. I'll throw in the conversation. Baldur's gate 3. I'll throw in the conversation. I don't think they make it because they're too third party and best played, I think in other places. Baldur's Gate. I'd rather play on PC.
Barrett
Yeah, Baldur's Gate would be a weird one, especially with, remember all that drama
Blessing
with the series S. Oh, you're absolutely right.
Snow White Mike
Yeah.
Barrett
No, yeah, that'd be such a weird one to have on this list.
Blessing
Yeah. Because Baldur's Gate came last to Xbox. Yeah.
Barrett
I think you've got it. I think it's Halo 3. GTA 5 at number two. Which are three at number three.
Blessing
Yeah.
Snow White Mike
The community came in. Shout out to Suburbanite Slob. Big Alex out there, he did something fun, doing some good as well. Let me find it really quick. It was on our Reddit. Had a bunch of people write in to support Minnesota as well, which was a nice thing.
Blessing
Oh, that's nice. What? They did their own top 100 thing.
Snow White Mike
Yeah, here it is. Suburbanite Slump. As we wait with bated breath for IGN to release the 25 to 21 portion of the Xbox games, I decided to make my own and wager with myself. I will make a top 10 list and give money to charity for every spot I get wrong. Currently I'm raising money for Mirac, an organization here in Minnesota that is on the front lines fighting to help those affected by ice. So shout out to suburbanite Slob and the family out there for doing that. We had a bunch of write ins here. He has. Here's my list. Halo 3, Forza 5, Mass Effect, Halo 2, Halo Gears, Knights of the Old Republic, MW2, inside Arkham City. The only one missing out of that is Arkham City that we haven't listed already.
Blessing
I mean, I think there's a possibility top three. It'd be weird, but it'd be. I. I could see it from that point forward.
Barrett
Everyone else, Arkham Guy. I feel like for a top three, that's weird.
Blessing
Yeah. But like, I mean they had Arkham Asylum pretty high up on the list. I Feel like city.
Snow White Mike
Yeah.
Blessing
Gets.
Barrett
I just remember, at least when I was at ign, I feel like there were more Asylum fans than there were City fans. I feel like the City fans, me and maybe Brendan Graber. I forget where he landed on all that. We were a dying breed already at that point, so I don't know.
Blessing
All right, so what are we locking in on? Are we saying Halo number one, GTA 5, and then Witcher?
Snow White Mike
I don't like Witcher, but I like that. Yeah. Yeah.
Barrett
Why don't you like Witcher?
Snow White Mike
Because I think they'll do something weird. Like Fortnite. This is what my mind goes to. Or like a Baldur's Gate, I guess. I just don't put Witcher top three.
Barrett
People love the Witcher.
Blessing
People love the witcher.
Snow White Mike
Witcher top 10. What's your top 20? Which is top 25?
Blessing
You're already so upset when you see his number three coming in at number three. We got Grand Theft Auto 5.
Snow White Mike
Wow. They would say the witch is better than Grand Theft Auto 5.
Blessing
Yes. Okay.
Snow White Mike
See what happens here.
Blessing
Coming in at number two, we got Mass Effect 2. We didn't even think about Mass Effect, too. They had Mass Effect. Why didn't we even think about Mass Effect 2?
Snow White Mike
Someone wrote in with Mass Effect 2, and I. I was like, that's so. Just don't believe it.
Blessing
But, yeah, I was thinking about the third party of the fact. But, like, you know, we're talking about third party anyways. Mass Effect 2 makes sense. So you're putting Mass Effect 1 on the list, which means that number one
Snow White Mike
man, Mass Effect 2 is special.
Blessing
It's going to be Halo 3. All right. We did it.
Snow White Mike
I hate it.
Blessing
You hate it?
Snow White Mike
I hate it.
Blessing
You hate it.
Snow White Mike
Why do you hate it?
Blessing
You hate it.
Barrett
Mass Effect 2 was exclusive for a year.
Snow White Mike
I love that. I like Mass Effect 2 a lot. I hate the list.
Blessing
He's saying the overall.
Snow White Mike
I hate the goddamn list.
Blessing
Too many.
Snow White Mike
What?
Blessing
Too many third parties.
Snow White Mike
Too many third parties.
Blessing
Okay.
Snow White Mike
Too many third parties. I appreciate that.
Blessing
We.
Snow White Mike
We leaned on the timed exclusive. I'm into that. Halo 3.
Blessing
We did it.
Snow White Mike
Halo 3 is a goat. Did you watch this?
Blessing
Did you see Splinter Cell? Yeah.
Snow White Mike
It was like.
Blessing
It was Chaos Theory. What was the other one? Pandora Tomorrow.
Snow White Mike
No, the first one.
Blessing
No, that's.
Snow White Mike
Oh, I get it. Yeah.
Blessing
Like, it's. You know, I mean, Conviction also had
Barrett
a really big moment.
Blessing
It was a huge deal. I don't know if you're gonna put conviction.
Snow White Mike
All right.
Blessing
It was a big one. I like Conviction.
Snow White Mike
It was A bit more Skyrim.
Blessing
I didn't watch the episode. I. I don't want to keep on asking you questions.
Snow White Mike
I'm sorry. Yeah. Shout out three my go.
Blessing
Sky was number 23.
Snow White Mike
I love when Roger comes on. We should add Roger on this.
Blessing
Yeah, that's all right.
Snow White Mike
Is the list Shit is I.
Blessing
It's tough for me.
Snow White Mike
Is the list.
Blessing
I think these lists are always tough to make.
Snow White Mike
Yes.
Blessing
Because they're very tough when you're asking.
Snow White Mike
You know what?
Blessing
I'll say it shit. The reason why. Because I'm not too. I'm never too mad with the third party stuff because I feel like for me, if you're going to say top Xbox 360 games, then like, let's just say what the 360 games are. Right. Why are we dividing this stuff up? Those games exist. Whatever. But when you say top Xbox games, just period. Just top Xbox games. I feel like there's now way more room for. All right, let's define an Xbox game. There has to be some like, Xbox ness to it, which they do. But I don't feel like there's a good consistent way to be like, okay, but we have this for this reason. We have this for this reason. And it never felt concrete enough. It always felt like you had to make up reason.
Snow White Mike
Yeah.
Blessing
Why this has Xbox.
Snow White Mike
Yeah. The kind of smile nod with it. It's right.
Blessing
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, I do. I like a lot. I like so many of the inclusions. Like, I see how we land in so many of the places that we land on. Oh, man. Actually, do I think it's shit because they got Burnout 3 in Outer Worlds.
Snow White Mike
Some good games on this.
Blessing
They got some good games on here.
Snow White Mike
Really great representation from Xbox Live Arcade to Time exclusives to like, you're saying third party games that made an impact on your console experience.
Blessing
Like Burnout 3. What does Burnout 3 have to do with the Xbox?
Snow White Mike
Nothing.
Blessing
And maybe I wasn't there. No, it had nothing to do because I play that.
Snow White Mike
It's just a good game.
Blessing
It's a fantastic.
Snow White Mike
They don't have Killer Instinct on this list.
Blessing
Yeah, it's kind of crazy. That's kind of crazy. I'm like. I'm like control effing to see if I can find Killer Instinct. And no, it's not there. Yeah. That's kind of wild.
Snow White Mike
I would just be more interested with IGN when they do this to say, no, we're just doing only exclusives to maybe a timed exclusive.
Blessing
It had to be Time exclusive for at least A year?
Snow White Mike
Yes. No third party stuff. Like let show me that list. And like. Yeah, I think the comments section, even I. You saw, right? As I struggle for a top 10, it might be sparse. Maybe it only comes out to 45. You know what I mean? Like, maybe it's a weak list, but like, show me that list as opposed to like sliding in a bioshock out of nowhere or Mass Effect, right? Of like, like show me just. You mean.
Blessing
I feel like big shock. Makes sense though. That's a whole year.
Snow White Mike
Yeah, I mean, that's a long.
Blessing
But it makes more sense than I think. Here's the thing, right? Because I understand inside.
Snow White Mike
Yeah.
Blessing
Because inside felt like an Xbox game. But that was only how many months? Two months. I feel like at that point it's third party. At that point it's like nobody remembers that this was an Xbox game.
Snow White Mike
Nobody remembers that?
Blessing
Yeah.
Snow White Mike
Nobody holds and cherishes that. No, they just cherish that it's a great game.
Blessing
Yeah.
Snow White Mike
Have they done a top? They did the top PlayStation one, right?
Blessing
Yeah, I think they did top PlayStation. I think they also did top Nintendo. Because me and Tim, we should probably
Snow White Mike
compare all these lists and see the similarities.
Blessing
Oh, like overlap. Like, like.
Snow White Mike
Yeah, like PlayStation. Did they like knock it out the park with a bunch of PlayStation only games or was there. I mean, a lot of like, remember
Blessing
me and you reacted, but it felt
Snow White Mike
like it was more the top 10.
Blessing
Let's see. Yeah, like I'm looking through. They had. I mean, man, this time they had red Dead Redemption 2 at number seven for this PlayStation list they had as well. They had Baldur's Gate 3 at number 10. They had Resident Evil 2, which I think might have been. I forget if that was exclusive or not. I don't think that was.
Snow White Mike
Excuse me. I don't think so.
Barrett
OG Resident Evil 2.
Blessing
No, the new Resident Evil 2 remake. That was a review out of the PlayStation thing. They have Witcher 3 on here, San Andreas, which makes sense actually, because that came first at PlayStation.
Snow White Mike
Yes. I mean, the GTAs. Those OG GTAs are on that. Yeah. Yeah. Damn.
Blessing
They have Final Fantasy 10, number 31. Look at that.
Snow White Mike
Game Rocked Rock.
Blessing
They have Guitar Hero 3 on here as well.
Snow White Mike
No Guitar Hero.
Blessing
Oh yeah.
Snow White Mike
Odd.
Blessing
I mean, but isn't that third party though?
Snow White Mike
Yeah, but I think they had a special guitar. They had the sick all white electric guitar.
Blessing
Is that. Is that the different speaker? BioShock was exclusive for one year and you over here like, oh, but guitario. An exclusive guitar.
Snow White Mike
Plastic, bro. It was. Look it up. It Was pretty sick. I'm pretty confident on that one.
Blessing
I mean, yeah, I'm looking through. They have Hitman, World of Assassination. It's so weird because it's funny because there's actually not. Not as much overlap as I would have thought.
Snow White Mike
It was crazier because they got Baldur's Gate 3 in there.
Blessing
Yeah, it's almost like they have Arkham City on here. It's almost as if they were like, all right, now let's get the third party games that weren't on the PlayStation list to get them for the Xbox list.
Snow White Mike
Okay.
Barrett
I wonder how different the panelists are as well.
Snow White Mike
Panelists? Yeah, remember, we had a different team as well working with IGN loop on here.
Blessing
Well, I guess that was PlayStation exclusive.
Snow White Mike
Yeah, that was exclusive. That was timed.
Blessing
Is that on Xbox yet? Like, did they ever look at they put on there? All right.
Snow White Mike
Yeah.
Blessing
Okay, I'm gonna put. I'm gonna say I'm so, like, in the middle on this.
Snow White Mike
B2. Let's give it a grade. An F through A. Where would you put your A?
Blessing
C? C minus? Maybe I'll give it a solid C. A solid C. Solid C. I'm a little high.
Snow White Mike
I think I'm like a C plus, C plus. I think it was C plus to be minus. I'm like, hey, you did a really good job. You nail you. You identified some really great games. You made a good, strong Xbox list. There's just some that I just don't agree with that I'm like, we couldn't find more Xbox titles. I feel like there's just too many Xbox, like, true Xbox exclusive titles left off this list that should have been on here.
Blessing
You know what? I'm scrolling through it. I'm bumping this up to a B because they put Burnout 3 in the top 25.
Snow White Mike
You need to let us know. So what do you grade this top 100 list? Is it a shit list or is it legit? Is it a legit list?
Blessing
Is it shit or is it the shit?
Snow White Mike
I love that.
Blessing
Let us know in the comments below. Until next time, of course. I've been blessing. That's been Snow White Mike. Have fun hanging out in our next show that we have coming up right after this. And until next time, it's been our pleasure to serve you.
Date: January 28, 2026
Host: Blessing Adeoye Jr. (Blessing) and SnowBike Mike
Guests/Contributors: Barrett (occasional interjections)
In this lively, two-part episode of the Kinda Funny Gamescast, Blessing Adeoye Jr. and SnowBike Mike sit down to react, debate, and occasionally roast IGN’s recent list of the Top 100 Xbox Games of All Time. The first half aired last week, covering #100–76; this episode continues from #75 down to #1. The conversation is a blend of nostalgia, critical analysis, and humorous banter, as the hosts reminisce about classics, question surprising inclusions, and scrutinize IGN’s criteria, especially the balancing act between first-party exclusives and third-party multiplatform games that were simply "big on Xbox."
[03:36] Blessing: The episode kicks off with a quick run-through of the previous picks, highlighting oddities and beloved classics:
"Castle Crashers should be way higher. Way higher." —Blessing & SnowBike Mike [04:49]
As the list nears the halfway mark:
"For entries like this, I want: what is the Xbox story with this game?"
From #50 onward, the list is stacked with major releases, sparking stronger reactions:
"Cuphead is one of those games where I can almost make the argument that it's a perfect video game." —Blessing [44:05]
"What does Burnout 3 have to do with Xbox? ... Nothing... It's just a good game." —SnowBike Mike [80:01]
Blessing and Mike try to guess which games will appear, predicting a mix of Halo, Gears, Forza, and a few “third-party bangers” like The Witcher 3 or GTA V.
They are wary:
"How many third party games will be in the top 10? ...Three?" —Blessing & Mike [69:06]
Notable omissions (as discussed): Killer Instinct and a few first-party XBLA titles that didn’t make the cut.
On Third-Party Creep:
"Too many third parties. ... I appreciate that we leaned on the timed exclusive. I'm into that. Halo 3 is a GOAT. ... I hate the goddamn list." —Mike [77:52]
On Burnout 3 Love:
"Burnout 3: one of the greatest games ever made. ... But now top 25 Xbox game?” —Blessing [59:44]
On the list’s logic (or lack thereof):
"I feel like there's now way more room for, all right, let's define an Xbox game. ... It never felt concrete enough; it always felt like you had to make up a reason why this has Xbox-ness." —Blessing [79:30]
On Limbo’s placement:
"Some people would put that top 10!" —Mike [39:41]
On Cuphead’s difficulty:
"To beat Grim Matchstick, you have to enter the matrix." —Barrett [45:14]
On Halo Rankings Prediction:
"Three, two, one, but Reach might slide in between, like, two and one somewhere. People love Reach." —Mike [29:34]
After the reveal:
"Is the list shit? ... I think it's shit." —Blessing [78:48]
Both hosts land somewhere between "lukewarm" and "solid job" in terms of IGN’s curation, leveling specific critiques at the inclusion of multiplatform games with only brief exclusivity on Xbox, and the absence of key first-party titles like Killer Instinct.
"Let's give it a grade—C? C minus? I think I'm like a C plus, C plus. ... There's just too many true Xbox exclusive titles left off this list that should have been on here." —Mike [83:56]
"Because they put Burnout 3 in the top 25... I'm bumping this to a B." —Blessing [84:22]
Ultimately, the list is called "the shit" in both the positive and negative sense, with Blessing and Mike inviting the audience to debate it in the comments.
| Rank | Game Title | Notable Discussion Point | Timestamp | |------|---------------------------------------|---------------------------------------|-----------| | 1 | Halo 3 | "GOAT; no debate, truly Xbox." | [77:42] | | 2 | Mass Effect 2 | 1-year exclusive; hosts surprised | [77:16] | | 3 | Grand Theft Auto V | Third-party, controversial inclusion | [77:10] | | 4 | Gears of War 3 | Peak Gears representation | [73:21] | | 5 | Halo 2 | Halo dominance solidified | [73:08] | | 6 | BioShock | One-year exclusive; legacy | [71:40] | | 7 | Inside | 2-month exclusive; indie darling | [70:16] | | 8 | Forza Horizon 5 | Latest/most polished Forza | [70:08] | | 9 | Halo: Combat Evolved | Foundation of Xbox legacy | [70:00] | | 10 | Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic| OG exclusive RPG classic | [69:40] |
The episode is a fun, energetic ride through Xbox’s history—part love letter, part roast—reflecting on how "Xbox identity" is sometimes clear (Halo, Gears, Ori), sometimes muddled (multiplatform "exclusive" indies), and often judged by the cultural moment rather than publisher. Blessing and Mike recommend IGN (and others) consider dividing future lists: one for exclusives, another for multiplatform contemporaneous hits.
Is IGN’s list shit or the shit?
The answer, according to Kinda Funny, is up for debate.
[Let us know in the comments: Shit list, or the shit?]