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Greg Miller
What's up, everybody? Welcome to the Kind of Funny Games cast for Thursday, October 30, 2025. I'm one of your hosts, Greg Miller alongside Forbes 30 under 30 a k a New York Game Awards nominated aka leftover poppy blessing. Adio. Yay, Junior.
Blessing
Good day, Greg.
Greg Miller
How was that Reese's piece? How's that Reese's Cup?
Blessing
Lovely. Yeah, it was very good.
Greg Miller
Overrated candy.
Blessing
No, it's not.
Greg Miller
I said it.
Blessing
No, it's not.
Greg Miller
Peanut butter stinks. It doesn't stink. It's just overrated. Out of my chocolate. I don't need it.
Mike
I.
Blessing
That's a very upsetting worst opinion.
Greg Miller
Fine.
Mike
Okay.
Greg Miller
But a caramel is respected the level caramel should be respected. No one's over here like living and dying.
Andy Cortez
What's your goat then?
Greg Miller
Oh, what?
Andy Cortez
Just candy.
Greg Miller
Oh. If I was going there, I mean, I'm either getting a Mounds or a crunch bar.
Blessing
Jesus Christ.
Greg Miller
Almond Joy, get the nut out of here.
Andy Cortez
Oh, my God. It's all about the nut. It's all about the enjoy the chocolate.
Greg Miller
I don't need a goddamn nut in here. This taste buds have been eating mound is insane.
Andy Cortez
I mean, it comes from the guy that has no beans inside of his burrito. So.
Greg Miller
I mean. Yeah, look how fast I am.
Blessing
Greg has the taste buds of somebody who watched his media in black and white. That's crazy.
Greg Miller
That's a great one. Yeah. I've always liked Mounds, even as a kid. So that's like Heat bars. No.
Mike
Oh, Heath bars.
Andy Cortez
If he said. I thought he would say yes.
Blessing
You like hard candy.
Greg Miller
Original. Yeah, I know you do.
Blessing
I do.
Greg Miller
Like, we already talking. We made fun of you on a show about that recently.
Mike
Oh, we did.
Greg Miller
I didn't know you actually liked it, but.
Andy Cortez
Oh, I do, actually. That's actually hilarious.
Mike
I With.
Andy Cortez
I have some in my. In my car, actually. Actually, I think. No, I actually have the. What was it?
Blessing
The.
Andy Cortez
The strawberry ones. Remember those ones that got discontinued?
Mike
Oh, I love those.
Andy Cortez
Yeah, they brought them back recently and I have some in the car. It's a little treat for me.
Greg Miller
He's a master of hype. Snowbuck. Mike.
Mike
Good morning, Greg. Great to see your smiling face. Hello, King of Halloween, my friend.
Greg Miller
Good to see you. See your smile.
Blessing
I don't like him. I don't like you calling him King of Halloween. Two episodes in a row.
Mike
I thought he was King of Halloween.
Greg Miller
Oh, yeah. Who we gave it.
Blessing
I was like to believe in Sage.
Greg Miller
Sage. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Mike
Okay.
Greg Miller
We were sick of fighting about it.
Blessing
Yeah, well, he was.
Greg Miller
No, you never cared.
Blessing
No, I always cared about King of Halloween. That's because I love the holiday name.
Roger Pokorny
The Halloween colors again. Bless you.
Blessing
Orange and black. How could somebody forget that?
Andy Cortez
How can anybody?
Greg Miller
How could anybody forget the quartet? It's the taste maker, Roger Pokorny.
Andy Cortez
I'm obsessed with this Quarter K thing you and I talked about on the kfgd. Yeah, I think I might buy one.
Greg Miller
I missed it. Give me the drive.
Andy Cortez
So it's a Kickstarter that is still going on right now. 23 days left to go. It's called the Quarter Cade and it is a mini PC that this person is hand making. He said that he only makes like $30 per these devices, but like you can run a fuck ton of games and they're just small little, you know, small little PC console hybrid right there. It's like. Oh, fuck. Exactly what I want. 350 bucks. I think it is not bad.
Greg Miller
What can it like. So is it running old games or.
Andy Cortez
He's able to run like Elden Ring on it too. Okay, so it's like, of course it's gonna depend per game or whatever, but is this.
Greg Miller
What I want is Xbox Consol?
Andy Cortez
Yeah, this is. This is it. This is what I'm trying to figure it out right now.
Greg Miller
How much is it?
Andy Cortez
350 bucks.
Greg Miller
Oh, wow.
Andy Cortez
Yeah, so this guy is out there for I think $400 for the early bird if you want it right now. But yeah, really cool stuff. I'm gonna. I think I might support right Now.
Greg Miller
Wow, look at that. Roger's gonna do it. He's gonna swipe the car.
Blessing
I might swipe the car.
Andy Cortez
I wanna. I want a living room PC and this might be the moment here.
Blessing
That's pretty sick.
Greg Miller
What kind of graphics card is in it?
Andy Cortez
It's. I can read to the specifications.
Greg Miller
This is a Kickstarter, you said?
Andy Cortez
Yeah, it's Kickstarter.
Greg Miller
And I should listen to games daily, you said Games Daily. I like listening on the way home. So it puts me at a.
Andy Cortez
So he has the Quarter Kade Regular and he has a Quarter Kade Pro and they're using APUs, so CPUs that also have GPU power in it. So they're running AMD Ryzens. One of them is AMD Ryzen 57640HS and the other one is the Pro version is the AMD Ryzen 77840HS. I need to do more research on that and how well that's going to run games. But you know when you see these fucking AMD models.
Blessing
Was that Godfall? What game was that? I haven't seen that game in ages.
Greg Miller
That was the game run all the hot games like Godfall.
Andy Cortez
But I saw him playing Elden Ring on that. So I'm going to do some more research, see what games that it can run. But it seems like it's kind of what I'm looking for right now. Upgradable too. That's it.
Roger Pokorny
Oh, my gosh.
Greg Miller
Wow. We'll have to get a review from you on the Kind of Funny Games cast because that's what we do each and every weekday. We run you through the biggest topics in video games. Whether they be reviews, previews are just things we need to talk about. We cover it all on the Kind of funny Gamescast live on Twitch TV kind of funny games YouTube.com kind of funny games podcast services around the globe.
Andy Cortez
They said we don't do it on gamescast.
Blessing
Andy said we don't do it on gamescast. And I agree with him. But I know Greg does it wrong,
Greg Miller
so I follow him. I'm going to do what Greg's gonna do.
Blessing
Greg eats hard candy for fun.
Greg Miller
I don't eat hard candy.
Andy Cortez
He does. That's crazy.
Greg Miller
Well, it's just weird that some people are so anti coconut. You know what I mean?
Andy Cortez
But you're anti nut.
Greg Miller
Oh, yeah. They suck. No, I'm kidding. Nuts. They. I believe in nut segregation.
Blessing
I don't like the S. What side?
Andy Cortez
And what side? Where are they going?
Greg Miller
What?
Mike
What?
Andy Cortez
Nuts are being segregated.
Greg Miller
Oh, no. I Just they should. Nuts should stay in their old bowl.
Andy Cortez
They want almonds over here. No, no, no.
Greg Miller
All types of nuts can hang out together. But they shouldn't be hanging out with my chocolate.
Blessing
Chocolate. Okay.
Greg Miller
You know what I mean.
Blessing
I mean I disagree.
Greg Miller
But you know what?
Blessing
I can't argue.
Greg Miller
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Andy Cortez
12 minutes.
Blessing
Sakurai had to get that whole direct one.
Greg Miller
Oh, of course after this you're going to get Predator Killer of Killers in review. Then the boys are streaming Battlefield 6 for an Nvidia sponsored stream. Are you stoked, Mike?
Mike
So stoked. I can't stop thinking about this battle Royale right now.
Greg Miller
I love that.
Mike
I love this. It's so good.
Greg Miller
If you're a kind of funny member, today's Greg way is actually 17 minutes. It turns out of my thoughts on Animal Crossing switch 2 after watching the video this morning. Thank you to our Patreon producers, Carl Jacobs, Omega Buster and Delaney the Psalm Twining. Today we're brought to you by Arc Raiders, but we'll tell you about that later. For now, let's begin the show with what is and forever will be topic of the show. It is nearly the best day of the year. October 31st. Halloween of course after October 31st the year falls off. It's just done. You got what, a week until Thanksgiving. Then like three days till Christmas. Nobody's working, no news is happening. Then it's New Year's. And when we think of New Year, we think of new beginnings and how well I'm going to do in Fantasy Critic 2026. I'm really stoked for Fantasy Critic 2026 but of course, before we get there, we do need to land the plane. That is kind of funny. Gamescast Fantasy Critic 2025 so today's Gamescast is your final look at where we're at right now before of course, we get to next year. See who actually wins the whole damn thing. If you haven't been following along, pull your car over right now, go to kind of funny.com kfleague and you can look in live on our Fantasy Critic if you've never seen one of these and don't know what we're talking about. Of course, Fantasy Critic is basically fantasy football or fantasy baseball or fantasy any sports for video games at the beginning of the year or really whenever you wanted to start your own. But for us, beginning of the year, we all came together, we went through and drafted five games, right? And then we filled out the pretty sure you do a draft where you draft five games, then you go through and you bid on other games and try to outbid each other to get games on your team. You can drop games AD games. But the long and short of it is that throughout the year these games get reviewed on Open Critic and the number of points they get above 70 is added to your team. The number of points they get below 70 is subtracted from your score. Then at the end of the year you. You see who has the highest score. There are all a matter of little things that change.
Andy Cortez
Counterpicks.
Mike
Huh?
Andy Cortez
Counterpicks as well.
Greg Miller
Exactly. There's a whole. That there's. When you get above 90, the score changes. But just if. Elevator pitch to keep you on with us. We thought we would do that. We have quite the jam packed league of folks this year. And I can't tell you, you know, every time I listen to one of our shows and I see all of a sudden Andy say, well, we don't pound the table on. It's like it's. I don't care what you do with it. It's jazz. But I'm always so pleased to see y' all doing things I invented, you know what I mean? These run of shows, these things, the. The cadence, you're all crushing it. And the way that Roger Piccorni and Snow Bike Mike.
Andy Cortez
Yeah.
Greg Miller
Have been the slimiest little shits. This entire Fantasy Critic year has made me so fucking happy. As they've wheeled, they've dealed, they've gone in the discord to try to sway things for the official. I'm so proud of these two little.
Mike
Thanks, Greg.
Andy Cortez
Yeah, we're cheating Bear. We're cheating Bear.
Mike
Definitely.
Blessing
So you guys definitely cheating. We're gonna have another episode.
Andy Cortez
Yeah.
Blessing
I've not told Greg this. We're gonna have the fantasy critics summit where we come together and we figure out what the fuck to do with this thing.
Andy Cortez
We got some sick of me and Mike have some ideas.
Blessing
I'm gonna put you both on the
Greg Miller
same in reality blessing. What have they done? It's all been within the letter of the law.
Blessing
I don't think they as someone who. Somebody who was false that he was breaking the rules.
Andy Cortez
Ah. You know he's one is worth trade
Blessing
Mike Ninja Gaiden 4. In an exchange. Mike can help. Mike would help him make the argument about the remakes.
Andy Cortez
Yeah. It wasn't the rules.
Blessing
That isn't the rules.
Andy Cortez
That's not the rules.
Mike
We made a whole about. Yeah. You know what? I'm down to have this summit because we have a lot of things we'd like to bring to you. That's a great commissioner. You know what I mean? Like we have ideas. We have to make it.
Andy Cortez
We see the future. We see the future. We see the future of what this league can be. And we have some. We have some interesting people who we think we can bring into this league to kind of even it out. Make it.
Blessing
Absolutely not.
Andy Cortez
No, no.
Mike
Yeah.
Blessing
We have some really kicked out. I like that their pitch is going
Roger Pokorny
to be having someone else be commissioner to take over.
Blessing
Their pitch is going to be oh, Nick Scarpin can make all major decisions.
Andy Cortez
Ah. We have another person.
Greg Miller
And Joey, it just feels like underneath this blessing leadership. There have been a lot of false accusations thrown around. Of course. I was demonized for trading Starfield back in the day.
Mike
Demonized, demonized.
Blessing
Uncarily demonized.
Greg Miller
Exactly. It was all letter of the law
Mike
and a totally legal and fair trade.
Greg Miller
Two consenting adults that led to me winning that year. You know what I mean? And everybody. I'll put an asterisk next to put an asterisk. You don't need that. I did what I need to do to win.
Mike
And because of this legal trade, like
Roger Pokorny
actual money and Gary.
Greg Miller
No, Barrett, this is one of the things. You're one of those horrible people on the Internet who reads the headline and thinks they know the whole story. No, I feel like no money was paid. Maybe I use the in game dollars. And then I gave away free advertising for Gary's book.
Mike
That's what I book.
Greg Miller
All right. I did a gundog ad. You know what I mean? And then the next year we said you can no longer do that kind of stuff. And I've never done it again.
Blessing
Yeah, but you know who did?
Mike
Well, you know that's hearsay.
Andy Cortez
But also we didn't. It didn't even go through.
Mike
We weren't allowed to trade. Yeah. Oh, so because of Greg's action that were totally fair and legal, you.
Greg Miller
Well, they were fairly legal that year. Then. Since then we've said you can't do well.
Mike
Yeah, well, we lost the ability to trade. And that's a big question mark in the league.
Andy Cortez
Huge question mark.
Mike
That is something in the league that should be viable and being able.
Andy Cortez
That's a basic. That's a basic law of any fantasy
Mike
adults should be allowed to trade of
Blessing
any fantasy league that you were trading off of. Cheating.
Andy Cortez
No cheating. We're just in the discord. We're talking to people having a civil conversation. I didn't know you're anti.
Blessing
You're trying to push.
Roger Pokorny
You're trying to push games to be tagged as certain things that maybe they shouldn't be.
Andy Cortez
And you're getting Nick
Greg Miller
four.
Andy Cortez
Well then we didn't even go through.
Mike
Didn't go through.
Blessing
If I go into a bank and I try to rob the bank
Andy Cortez
and
Blessing
I don't get the money, I still broke the.
Roger Pokorny
Also who has Ninja Gaiden 4 right now?
Andy Cortez
Mike.
Mike
Mike. Yeah.
Andy Cortez
Cuz I dropped it. Yeah, he dropped you because you told me I couldn't trade. So then I use my legal and fair trades and drops
Greg Miller
are.
Andy Cortez
We got there. Well, you didn't even know that we can do trades or can't do trades.
Greg Miller
So you know, there's been a lot of moving, a lot of shaking in here. So let's just bring you up to speed just at a top level, what we're at right now in terms of who are placed where. All right, so currently in first place, it is the one, the only, the master of hype, Snowbike Mike. The publisher name is Team Andy made me pick it. Currently he has 120, 21 points. I'm just rounding up like I think they do on your things as well. He also has a budget of $5. We interested to hear if he's gonna do anything with that.
Mike
Thank you.
Greg Miller
Right behind him is a man very legal. Roger Elo Games. Elo Free Game 106 right now. Second place right there. But right behind him, hot on his tail is the one and only Andy Cortez Nitro rifle games in third place with 105 points. So just one point really separating those two. Behind them in fourth place is Blessing 103 points behind them of course. Sad Boy Barrett. Boss baby Productions about 95 points behind them. Paris Lilly with positivity P 93 points in sixth place. Then a humongous drop off. Greg Miller, Ecto One Games. I still have two games to come out if that matters. Six 59 points in seventh place and then behind me, Tim Geddes. Let Tim publish 56 points. Yeah, as long as I can beat Tim, which is going to be tough.
Mike
Yeah.
Greg Miller
Which is going to be difficult. I will be happy if I can get out of here. You know it's weird. Of course Tim has the crown.
Sponsor/Announcer
I think.
Greg Miller
Correct me if I'm wrong. Is it, is it that Tim won last year and I won the year before that? Is that the lineage? So it's funny that we're now at the fucking seller.
Mike
Yeah.
Greg Miller
Doing this goddamn thing. Mike, what's your key to success?
Mike
Well, my key to success was listening to my best friend Andy Cortez and following his, you know, ever guidance on what games I should pick. And that's what's really led me to hear. But no, truly and honestly it's been pandering to the audience because the audience knows best and they were the ones who put me on to Trails in the sky first chapter. That's just so happy I followed them and listened to them. I also bet on the audience with Kingdom Come Deliverance too. I believed in a small studio from France, Expedition 33.
Andy Cortez
I did.
Mike
So like I really, I shot from
Greg Miller
the hip and I believe Mike is a fascinating thing if you are an audio listener and can't see the screen right now on this team where he currently has two zeros locked and he's still in first place with 121 points. So again the way it works is that if you put when we draft games you have to. Everybody on the thing has to make a counter pick. When someone counter picks one of your games, basically they're saying that game won't come out this year and so you're locked in with a zero or I believe that game will not perform as well as the other one. So hopefully if it drops below 70 points on open Critic I would get points for it. Or you know, it's just the less lesser of all the evils. So right now Mike's with his number one pick, took Grand Theft Auto 6. Of course I counter pick that locking it in. That means he's guaranteed zero points on that one. But after that expedition 33 of course getting him 24 points. Kingdom come deliverance two 19 points. Trails in the sky, first chapter 20 points, then hyper Light Breaker. You know, another lock in there of not coming. So he's locked into zero points after that. The first berserker, not the Last Berserker. Kazan 11 points. Donkey Kong Bonanza 23 points. EA College Football 2614 points, which I did not believe.
Mike
I told you I did not believe that at all.
Greg Miller
For 12 points. And then he still has an open slot to pick.
Andy Cortez
He can find a 99.
Greg Miller
What are you going to draft, Mikey?
Mike
Yeah, Greg, you know, this episode was really a little kind of a pressure cooker for me because everybody looked at me and said, you're going to make your last selection here on this, on the, on the stream. And I said, I'm not doing that on the show.
Andy Cortez
No, no.
Mike
Okay. You have to wait on my time here.
Greg Miller
Yeah, you're number one.
Mike
And so I have some, I have some picks I want to talk about with the team. I do just want to highlight, you know, know I've been under a lot of pressure this year with Fantasy Critic. As you know, I had the second pick in the draft that you brought up, Greg, and I, I kind of my hand was forced to pick Grand Theft Auto 6 on the first player. Of course. Sad boy Barrett, he had the option really weighed out. Do you believe that they will delay this game or do you pick Grand Theft Auto 6? And he believed in the delay and he got Monster Hunter Wilds now as number two. I was really forced my hand of like now I feel. But I feel like you had to pick it. You had to pick if you were in my shoes.
Blessing
Nobody else here thought that game was
Mike
coming out this year. Well, here's the problem. You weren't second pick so you wouldn't
Greg Miller
approve exactly that he got you.
Blessing
That's a good point.
Mike
Maybe.
Blessing
If only somebody was first picking, just so you know.
Mike
So like I, I got, I got stuck behind the ball right there and then I had a delicate dance. If you rewind the tape, I really encouraged a lot of people to maybe counter pick my team, which was, you know, put the target on my back. That was a bad idea.
Andy Cortez
That was a silly idea.
Roger Pokorny
Yeah, but you did that because you didn't want anybody to counterpick Indiana Jones, which honestly was a good counterpick for you.
Mike
I saw that as well. Thank you very much, Barrett. I appreciate that.
Roger Pokorny
I just want to make sure of this. Your first five games on your team here up to Hyper Light Breaker were all drafts. Right. Like, that's all like Day one picks.
Mike
That is correct. Yeah. Thank you so much. And so I followed Andy Cortez with Hyper Light Breaker. He loves Hyper Light Drifter. He loves that studio. He really believes in them. And that was one. Like, I looked into my best friend's eyes, and I just believed the nitro rifle. And he betrayed me.
Andy Cortez
I. I tracked that one last year as well. And that also was the same situation. So I kind of looked you. I was like, why are you doing that? You're like, this is the one.
Mike
And that was one of those unfortunates where someone counterpicked it. I don't know which one of you did, but I think Andy did it. Came out early Access didn't receive enough reviews to get a score, so I got very lucky. Then the team a couple months later was like, hey, hold up. We're, like, halting production on this, which then put it onto the it won't release this year category, where I could have dropped it, but unfortunately wasn't able to get out of it. So that gave me the two zeros. So now we moved a little bit forward. I bet on first Berserker Kazan. It got me 11 points.
Greg Miller
Would have been star.
Mike
I'll tell you. You want 15 points and above. You're playing Fantasy Critic with your friends. Your target goal is always 15 and above. Right. In a perfect world, you're probably not going to get that, but you're. You're aiming for that. And so I had to make a big move. Blessing. And this is where, when we go to the Fantasy Critic summit, I'm going to raise my hand, and I'm going to. I'm going to propose something. As many of you know, a lot of you like to sit on your cash. A lot of you are afraid to spend it on, like, Big Mike, who's willing to throw it down.
Greg Miller
How much game and in real life,
Roger Pokorny
how much did you bid on Donkey Kong Bonanza? I think it was more than what the game is, actually.
Mike
I wasn't afraid to stiff arm Barrett and the rest of my opponents to keep the best games for myself. And so I splurged, because what is 89 at the end of the game gonna do for me? And that's why I propose a new idea. All of the money that you have left in your bank account at the end of the year gets turned into points or half points. So to encourage you to maybe make smarter biz, or maybe you understand this
Greg Miller
may be in your favor.
Mike
Well, no, this would hurt me because I don't have any points. It Would do Tim a big benefit because Tim has $96 left. He didn't do anything.
Greg Miller
So I'm saying, what if we so busy anticipating the birth of his daughter got in real life going on.
Mike
What if we turn. What if we turn the money into points at the end?
Roger Pokorny
No, that's.
Greg Miller
Now you have terrible idea.
Andy Cortez
I'm even against you on that one. I mean, like, chat.
Mike
Because, like, it's a good idea.
Blessing
Badly. We shouldn't award Tim for playing badly. You saw the potential in.com bonanza and saved your money and went, oh, I have 80 whatever dollars to spend here. I feel like that's the. That's the game we're playing.
Mike
Let me tell you on this, you have $23. You would get 23 points.
Greg Miller
Here's what I'll say is that the game needs to be played on the page. Yeah, we can't come in with. This is like Monopoly where all of a sudden free parking. Put all your money in the middle. No, we're not breaking the game. Where it's going to be. We look back and like, okay, well, Roger has the crown. But because of Mike's weird, like, no, it's definitely. Whatever's happening on the page has to be on.
Blessing
I can see what happened with options they have on the website because maybe if they have it, then maybe, maybe
Mike
we throw it out there but return to it. Then, of course, I go to EA Sports. College football. I believed in that. It was year number two. I thought improvements. They did that. Ninja Gaiden four. Me and Roger. This is when me and Roger started to cheat.
Sponsor/Announcer
Okay.
Greg Miller
After all of them, we haven't been cheating.
Mike
This is when we started to cheat.
Andy Cortez
We were cheating.
Greg Miller
Roger, it's full, like, mask off. Back up. Yeah, we're doing it.
Mike
Roger promised me Ninja Gaiden 4 would be. Would deliver. And by the points, that.
Roger Pokorny
That's also.
Andy Cortez
That's not true now. Now that is Mike doing his mic thing where I looked at him and I was like, hey, Mike, I don't want ninja gaiden 4. I don't think this game is going to be great. But also I want to get Crimson. Crimson Desert. And then I want to drop that and then have a free drop space. Right? So that was the game we were playing. Playing. But I told you straight up, I was like, I don't think this game is going to be. Going to be amazing. Clearly, I was wrong. I mean, this game has an 82. Still great. That's a.
Mike
That's a.
Andy Cortez
That's a great.
Mike
But Like I said, five or above. And so now we get to my final pick. And that's what today's episode is all about. Was putting the pressure on reveal what his final pick is. These people, these, these opponents, my competitors. Okay, audience out there, fine. Incredible human beings in the audience out there. These jabronis here at this desk and out there are trying to put pressure on me to select the game today. And I'm not gonna do that. Okay. But I will tease you with some
Greg Miller
of the games just for a record too. If you've never done fantasy critic before, he couldn't. He could bid on a game today and then the bids process still in two days. So it's not even like, well, here's the catch.
Mike
Nobody else can bid. So like it is my. It's my game no matter what. It'd be one thing if you guys can slide in a bid, you can't bid. Right.
Andy Cortez
Looking a little weird.
Greg Miller
I mean I do believe that like
Roger Pokorny
I still have Greg Silga has drops and he has a lot of money.
Greg Miller
I have drops money and I have the ability. I. We have to. When we get to mine, we need to talk about Moonlight.
Mike
We'll see. We'll see. I like, I like that you got the. Like that.
Andy Cortez
Stand back and stand aside.
Blessing
Okay, Stand down. Stand.
Andy Cortez
I'm just saying you're not a player. You're not a player.
Greg Miller
And that could be to hold you back.
Andy Cortez
We got some ideas for the summit. We got some ideas for the summit.
Mike
Gr Now Roger put a lot of pressure on me here at the end of like, Mike, you need to select ball X pits. And I, I really trusted Roger and I was like, I was 75% of the way there, there. And then Roger did the most Roger and selected it his damn self. And that really upset me.
Andy Cortez
I looked at you for maybe, maybe months and I said, hey man, this is the game to get. And you said, I don't know. Andy says, it's not. That might not be that great. I don't know. I don't know. And I was like, you, I'm taking it then. And he's like, okay. And then he's doing the mic thing where he's doing one word answers. I'm like, I just, I need to look out for myself for once.
Greg Miller
While we're here, why don't we look at second place Ilo Games
Andy Cortez
reach.
Greg Miller
We got Roger with his first pick, took Ghost of Yote, got 17 points off of that second pick. Metroid Prime 4 beyond. We will see in December. That's that. That's impressive. South of Midnight brought in seven points. Xenoblade Chronicles X Definitive Edition brought in seven.
Blessing
Here we go.
Greg Miller
Principal Reawakening God, that was a great. The Elder Scrolls 4 Oblivion remaster brings in 12 points. Tony Hawks pro skater three plus four brings in 13 points. Keeper, 12 points. Fantasy Final Fantasy Tactics. That's where we work. 13 points.
Andy Cortez
That's where we work.
Greg Miller
Ball cross pit, 17 points. His counter pick of Claire Obscure lost in 24 points.
Andy Cortez
Yeah, I'm gonna have to talk about that.
Greg Miller
He would run away with it right now. But currently I saw that and was
Blessing
like, ah, it's too original.
Andy Cortez
Yeah, that's exactly what happened currently.
Greg Miller
But yes, Blessing, while we're here, Commission, talk to me a little bit about why we all groan when we get to Xenoblade. Talos, Principal Elder Scrolls 4 Tony and Final Fantasy Tactics.
Andy Cortez
Okay, well, now it's a full remake. You play that game.
Blessing
I'm not going to get too mad at Roger because they're playing the game, he's playing the game. There are rules set for remake, reimagining and remasters and what's allowed and what's not allowed. Remasters aren't allowed. And you might look at Roger's list and go, oh, Elder scrolls, Elder Scrolls 4 Oblivion Remastered. Doesn't that fit? According to the Fantasy Critic website, they look at that and they go, well, no, that remaster is actually a remake
Andy Cortez
and we weren't part of that discussion.
Blessing
We're not judging off of the title. We're judging off of what. What the game is. Which fair. It's weird. It's a whole thing. So I don't groan at that necessarily. Will that be a thing that comes up in the summit? Who knows? If somebody submits a complaint, we can talk about it. But I mainly groan when we get to the Discord conversations and the wheeling and dealing that goes on behind the scenes with Roger and Mike.
Andy Cortez
I mean, we could talk about that, right? I mean, these conversations are out in the open. These are not private conversations. You can join the Discord at any time. It says it right there at the top. You can press the button, you join it. Right.
Mike
I'd like to shut this down.
Roger Pokorny
I did also join just to keep an eye on what, Whatever, of course.
Andy Cortez
And all we're doing is we're just putting out our opinions and we've gotten, you know, being like, hey, that's a good idea, Roger and Mike, sort. But sometimes, most of the times, it's a lot of. I don't Worry about it. We'll figure out our discussion. Roger and Mike, what are some of
Blessing
the games you've tried to make arguments.
Andy Cortez
Made an argument for Final Fantasy Evil? Le Chronicles. Cuz that game is quite literally a remake.
Greg Miller
Super Mario Galaxy 1 and 2.
Andy Cortez
Okay, well, we'll talk about that in a second.
Mike
I added new pages to the book.
Andy Cortez
Yeah, I made that distinction. I said, hey everybody, I think this should be a partial remake because they added some new storybooks. Storybook pages. And they said no. And I was like, okay, that's fair. You guys are the judges. You guys are the judge, jury and executioners. I understand it. But Evely Chronicles, Mike and I, we did put our two cents out there because there was an article from the director who said that they lost all the code of the game, the entire code of the game, so they had to rebuild the entire game from scratch. I think that sounds like a partial remake at the very least. At the very least.
Blessing
I mean, I'm not mad.
Andy Cortez
And it also has voice acting, so that's. That's a partial.
Blessing
I want to get mad.
Roger Pokorny
That was fair.
Andy Cortez
That one's fair. I don't think anything, anything that I've argued here is unfair.
Mike
Hold on.
Andy Cortez
Yep.
Blessing
Okay, first of all, Xenoblade Chronicles.
Andy Cortez
Well, talk about Talos Principle, because you said that Talos Principle is fully remade in Unreal Engine 5.
Mike
5.
Andy Cortez
Fully remade.
Mike
Fully remade.
Blessing
Xenoblade Chronicles X Definitive.
Andy Cortez
I've made the. I've made the distinction before. Have you played Xeno Xenoblade Chronicles X before?
Blessing
I played the definitive edition.
Andy Cortez
Have you played the original?
Blessing
I know, but I.
Andy Cortez
So you will never know. You will never know what they've changed.
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Andy Cortez
No one knows what they've changed.
Blessing
They have new content in it.
Greg Miller
I don't buy it on the page. Fantasy critic says it's legal. If there's new,
Andy Cortez
there is new content inside of. Of it.
Roger Pokorny
Right, but what is that?
Andy Cortez
That's a partial remix.
Mike
And here's the problem.
Blessing
Tell me one new content.
Andy Cortez
Rod, I don't know. I don't have to know anything. I'm telling you, the information's out there.
Greg Miller
The machine allows it.
Blessing
And that's the thing is I can't get mad at it because the website deems it is so.
Andy Cortez
Exactly.
Blessing
So.
Andy Cortez
So we're just talking. It's not like Mike and I came in there and said this is what needs to happen because we're the number one fantasy critic influencers. No, they've said no to us. They said no to us multiple times
Blessing
as Commissioner, if you guys were doing anything here that was like, you know, shady or actual, if I'm offering to
Mike
Venmo them, then you can get after.
Blessing
Yeah, exactly. I would have stepped in and been like, no rock.
Greg Miller
Have
Andy Cortez
we thought about it?
Blessing
But everything Roger has done here is all technically legal.
Andy Cortez
And I myself, it's all perfect. It's all perfectly legal. I have myself. I mean, clearly with the Expedition 33 one again, I will stand by it in the sense that I did that before. The second, like the actual, like gameplay drop of that trailer happened under the developer director, which was in January or February around there. I think it was in January. This was like the initial reveal trailer, I think at Game Awards. Game Awards. Right, right. So I saw the big names. I saw Charlie Cox. I see fucking Gollum in there. He's. He's in this game. He's in this game. And I'm like, I don't know, man. Like, it's such a. You're trying. You have all these amazing, incredible inspirations how it's a small team. How are you guys going to be able to do it? I bet against a small team. Clearly I was in the world.
Roger Pokorny
Felt like a very ambitious, like, almost too ambitious project for such a small new team that has had experience before. Like, I was right there with you, Roger, at the beginning of the year. I was. I was a doubter of this game. But yeah, yeah.
Andy Cortez
So, you know, I'll take that big L, I'll take that big L. And next year I'm gonna learn. I'm gonna counter pick. Just.
Roger Pokorny
Just.
Andy Cortez
I'm gonna. I'm gonna just find. Yeah, I'm gonna find GTA 6 and
Blessing
we're gonna count A thing that I learned. Obviously, when it comes to the counter picks, it comes down to, you know, like, games that are the games that we have the option to counterpick. Right. Like, I think when you're either the last counterpick or when you're in that last few, it is. Is all right. What's the lesser of all these evils? I was looking at a page. I already lost it, so I'll see if I can find it again. That broke down the stats over the years of like, what were the best counter picks, what were the worst counter picks and all this stuff. And funny enough, the best ones are always games that get delayed into the next year. Yeah, it's so rare that we have a game that's listed that gets scored
Andy Cortez
below a 7 or gets canceled like Everwild, which is what I should have Done. Is that the one that you picked?
Blessing
No, you're thinking of the Celeste.
Andy Cortez
Yeah, the Celeste follow up which I
Roger Pokorny
was like I drafted.
Andy Cortez
I was kicking myself. Yeah, that was I think with that news came out. Right. Right. As the Clair obscures like gameplay trailer started to come out and I was like, man, alternate universe. I could have done that.
Blessing
Like I'm looking at the the lowest scoring games and this goes back to 2021 in this specific league page has been on and off, so don't use this as gospel, but the lowest scoring games here of all time. Right. Battlefield 2042 was picked by Greg and that got us back in 2021.
Greg Miller
I don't like this narrative. I. I look over this. I already don't like this narrative.
Blessing
Scored a 65 on Metacritic or on Open Critic Jet the Far Shore was picked by Imran in 2021 that scored a 65. To the rescue a dog shelter simulator was picked by Greg in 2021 that scored 67. And then everything else for the lowest scoring games are all did not release games. Elden Ring She Dreams Elsewhere Zelda Tears of the Kingdom Silk Song Gotham Knights Sinuous like all those scoring 70 have been the lowest scoring score wars since this league has begun.
Roger Pokorny
Gotham knights got a 70.
Blessing
Well because it didn't release the year
Greg Miller
Tim.
Blessing
Yeah, Tim picked it in 2021.
Greg Miller
You're dogging me. But look at Tim Tim Tim. They're all Tim games.
Blessing
I think these are all games that like I think this is tracking from 2021, 2024 and 2025. I think between 2022 and 2023 along with 2020, those were all P.S. i love you. Yeah, fair enough.
Greg Miller
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Andy Cortez
Tyler puts in the chat. To be fair to Chronicles X, the whole UI is redone and it adds a chapter to give it an actual ending.
Blessing
You know what? That's a remake. That's a damn near new game right there.
Roger Pokorny
I gotta respect it now.
Andy Cortez
I like you as commish. You know, we might not try to change it.
Blessing
By the way.
Roger Pokorny
I might not try to change it with one power.
Andy Cortez
We have some ideas.
Greg Miller
There's a lot of super chats in here. Of course. Dean says Mike and Raj. Lucky the FBI is busy with the FBI with the NBA.
Andy Cortez
We're next up.
Greg Miller
Hard to find. Says Mike. You're my dog. But quite frankly, that's the worst idea I've ever heard. Ricardo says Blessing is just jealous that Mike and Raj have been able to riz their way to a W on discord scored and then call out of course that we were just talking about off air football 20 manager 26 is a 63. Bullet dodged everyone. Because Mike. Yeah, you were talking about that for a while.
Mike
Yeah, we'll talk about the games that I, I, I'm looking at for my final spot. But yeah, Football Manager was a big one. They of course didn't release last year. Your hopes were that they were getting everything right. They were really dialing it in and they had an open beta like a week before launch or maybe two weeks before launch. And I looked at Roger, I said I'm on the Reddit here. Day 11 and it's on fire. I don't think this is the right choice. So I avoid that one thing.
Roger Pokorny
That's a tough one because for like a good couple of years, like back in 2020, 2021, Football Manager was such a solid. If you need 10 to 12 points in December to like get up there, like that was always a consistent pick. But it's, it's sad to see them struggling the last couple of years.
Greg Miller
So again, Mike in first place has one game Left to drop. Drop in there, try to make a move. Thank you, Raj. In second place, has Metroid prime still on the DOC December come out. We then turn our eyes to third place. Nitro Rifle Games. That's Andy Cortez, who currently is waiting on Skate Story and Demon School Post. And again, he's at 105, so right behind y' all on your heel heels. Yeah, he had Civ 7 got him 9 points with his first pick. Ouch. You know what I mean? Doom the dark ages. 16 points. Avowed got him 10 points. Always crazy to remember Avowed came out this year.
Andy Cortez
Insane Skate Story.
Greg Miller
We're still waiting on Lies of pete. Overture got 15 points. Ninja Guide and Ragebound got him 16 points. MLB the Show 25 got him 13 points. Hell is Us only got him eight points. Yeah. Absolve them. I can never say it. Absol. 16 points. Yeah, we're waiting on Demon School, right?
Mike
Yeah. That was a good slide in right at the end with Absolum Roger with
Greg Miller
one game left to go there. A big one. Metroid Prime. Are you worried about Andy coming in and being able to usurp you with Skate Story?
Andy Cortez
Oh, yeah, for sure. No, he's gonna.
Greg Miller
He's.
Andy Cortez
He's gonna beat my ass. But, you know, it's. It's. I tried and I worked hard. I remember last year, I think I was last place. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was last place. So, I mean, I'm just looking for. This is the rebuild year. This is me trying new things, figuring out the buttons work, figuring out what's cheating. What's not cheating. Yeah. Just readjusting. So I'm feeling good and I'm happy for Andy, and honestly, he's. He's doing great. And he just dropped which brook. Which. Yeah, which brook, which was delayed out of this year, and he picked up Demon Schools. That was a good pick on his.
Roger Pokorny
I'm glad I advised him to do that because, again. Oh, I don't need to win. I just need Mike and Roger.
Andy Cortez
Oh, advised. Yeah. Interesting.
Mike
Advising.
Roger Pokorny
Well, you two are advising each other all the goddamn time.
Blessing
All right.
Andy Cortez
It seems like we all collude, huh?
Roger Pokorny
It's. I. I think Skate Story and Demon School are going to be solid ones to. To keep him fighting until the end of the year, but it's. It's going to be very close.
Greg Miller
I think we look our eyes then at Blessing at OA Junior. Fourth place with him. Tendo, of course. Three games left to post for Blessing, Mixtape Possessors and Luminous.
Blessing
Two games, really? Because Mixtape ain't coming out. Mixtape is not coming out.
Greg Miller
To run you through the tale of the tape Split Fiction was his number one pick. Got him 21 points. Humongous Death Training 2 on the beach 20 points. Humongous Wonder Stop with 11. Mario Kart World with 17 mixtape which is counter picked and locked in. Of course not looking good for coming out this year as they continue to be.
Blessing
What's like the best case scenario? Like is it a shadow drop at this point?
Greg Miller
Game awards.
Roger Pokorny
Yeah, yeah. Game awards. I was really worried about the idea at Xbox thing earlier this week. I was like that might happen, it might happen too small.
Blessing
I don't know if that's a game that Shadow drops a game Awards. That's a game that needs to be in the awards. You know what I mean? Like that's the game that needs to be. Needs to be nominated for the awards
Greg Miller
Boards Possessors which is coming up pretty quick again. Coming out Bionic bay got you 16 points.
Mike
That was a great pull.
Greg Miller
Skin Deep got you six points. You picked up Luminesce Arise which should be awesome. Yeah. And then consume me here with 13 points. Your counterpick was Tim's unannounced mainline Mario platformer. Good for you.
Blessing
Did not come the big swing. Honestly. 3D Mario platformer, you know, DK Bonanza came was announced and like I've never had like such a. A sigh of relief in my life of oh shit, they're not doing it. I can't believe it. But you know I feel good about the picks I have except for mixtape. I think Mixtape honestly is the make or break here of if that was able to come out this fall based off of your guys summer game fest previews. I think that would have skyrocketed me into possibly second or first place. But at this point I've lost all hope with mixtape coming out.
Greg Miller
Yeah, yeah. Sadly.
Roger Pokorny
Sadly I still think you have a shot honestly of like looking at everybody for the rest of the year and what games we have left on the board.
Andy Cortez
You got a shot.
Roger Pokorny
I honestly think you're going to be the one to be here Blood us because Luminous Arise, like looking back back at Tetris effects like that's a 90 I think on open critic like that like Lou, I think Luminous Arise will maybe not hit as big as Tetris Effect, but I would still imagine 80s, you know and then Possessors like I. I don't have a good finger on the pulse with that one but I know how excited people are for that game. So like I could See you getting anywhere from like, middle mid-30s to like 40 points left on the board here.
Blessing
What's first place?
Roger Pokorny
Like who.
Blessing
What's the. Right now, first place is 100, so 121.
Mike
You, Andy and Barrett are all in this with me. Of, like, if your games were to score 15 or above, you would be in the 30 range. And we're all having a very close battle to see where this goes. Barrett has three games.
Greg Miller
I was gonna say let's bring Barrett into the conversation then, if you don't mind. So we have an idea of who all is still in the mix over here. Boss Baby Productions currently has 95 points. Yes. Three games left to play. Monster Hunter Wilds got Barrett 19 points. Citizen Sleeper two star Ward Vector got him 17 points. Dispatch is locked. So far, no points. Right. Because we're waiting to see the whole thing come out. Is that what the little.
Roger Pokorny
Yeah.
Greg Miller
Needs more reviews.
Roger Pokorny
Yeah, yeah, it's got reviews, but I think it needs to be like a certain. What is it like? Well, no, it's got like eight reviews on there, but I think they're from smaller outlets. Like, they need to be like, from bigger outlets or whatever.
Blessing
It's also a weird one because nobody's fully reviewed Dispatch. Like, the reviews are for episodes one and two, which they can't count towards this.
Roger Pokorny
Right? I. I have no idea. But I imagine once the full season. Yeah, like, you're gonna get your ign, your game spot reviews and stuff like that. I. I feel good about Dispatch just for the reaction people are having for the first two weeks. I. I see that getting mid-80s at the end of the day. Unless it like falls off in like the last week, something like that.
Blessing
You're thinking like 82, 83 is where I. I'm.
Greg Miller
My prediction would be okay after that. Rift of the Necro dancer got you 10. Everhood 2 got you 8 points. Blue prince, 20 points. Hey, Shinobi. Art of Vengeance got 17 points, then left to release. Why? I. I'll toss in Rematch got you four points, which is crazy. I would have thought that Unbeatable and Marvel Cosmic Invasion are still left to release here. You counter picked. Connor picked mixtape, which looks like it's going to pay off if it doesn't come out.
Roger Pokorny
Yeah. And that was the counterpicking. I was the last person to counterpick and that was the hope that it wasn't going to come out this year because that game does look rad as hell. Yeah, Rematch. That was a. I was. I was really heartbreaking. I was really riding on the.
Mike
The.
Roger Pokorny
The high and excitement of Bless Mike and Andy on that one, and that did not pay off.
Blessing
All you needed to do was ask us, because I would have told you that you're not going to do well. Yeah, I would have been like, no,
Roger Pokorny
I don't trust any of you, though, anymore. Especially because of those two at the desk there.
Andy Cortez
Trustworthy.
Roger Pokorny
I think my biggest mistake this year, honestly, was a game that I drafted Day one and then dropped because I got two in my head about it because it was a DLC for an indie game. And that was. We'll talk about it later, but Greg ended up picking it up was Sea of Stars throws of the Watchmaker. If I hadn't dropped that, which I think after I dropped that, I picked up both Rift of the Necker Dancer and Everhood two, like, I would be in a much, I think, easier spot and feel, like, a bit more safe about getting a win here because of that, though. Yeah, we'll. We'll see. I do think Dispatch will get me probably an 84, 85. Just with, like, a lot of nine so far is a lot of eight, so I really think it'll hit in the middle there. Unbeatable is a weird one.
Greg Miller
Yeah.
Roger Pokorny
Unbeatable has been, like, one of my most anticipated indie games in the last, like, four years since that white label demo came out, I think in 2020 or something like that. That one I'm really looking forward to. It's coming out next week, and it's one that, like, I could see being really into rhythm games, being really into, you know, the. The anime vibe and what they're teasing as, like, a kind of really emotional story that has some interesting political commentary in it. I could see it being, like, one of my, like, contenders, but I could see it reviewing at, like, an 80 overall on, like, Open Critic or something like that.
Greg Miller
Barrett, I understand, but from the chat, we have Nicholas saying, I thought Sea of Stars is good. Why'd you drop the dlc?
Roger Pokorny
Because Greg and I have, like, had this conversation before. We're, like, DLC never reviews as well as. As an indie game.
Greg Miller
Talk about that when we get to my list. Yeah.
Roger Pokorny
And then also the other thought was I was worried about, like, if was. I think it was coming out at such a busy time. I was also worried about it not getting enough reviews and enough outlets actually, like, giving it the time to review it. So that. That was kind of a. That was. I was again, doubting myself a lot, and I. I shouldn't have. And so, yeah, we'll see with unbeatable. But then Marvel Cosmic Invasion I think is going to give me big points. Their last game, Shredder's Revenge, I think reviewed at like an 87 or something like that. So I. I think Cosmic Invasion is going to give me big points to get me close here. I doubt I will take it all at the end of the year, but I'm in the conversation.
Mike
At least he's in the conversation.
Greg Miller
I want to make sure we're clear, especially for people listening who don't have all the stuff in front of them. Michael, you said he's in the conversation, right? Because of course 95 points but three games left to score here. You notably left out Paris Lily. He has 93 points but only two games left to go. I would assume that's the answer why you're leaving him out of this conversation. Right.
Mike
Know positivity. P. Here's the catch. With Paris Lily, Kirby Air Riders, I think you're going to get a thumbs up. I think you might score about 85 or above on that. Call of Duty Black Ops 7 though is a tough one. His final two picks here, Greg, Call of Duty, Black Ops 7 and Little Nightmares 3 were his. Hey, let's make a big move. A big bet right here. And I think he got too excited a little too early and selected those two. I do think Call of Duty Black Ops 7 will review view probably in the 77 to 80 range. I don't think we're gonna go above 85 on that. Maybe you get to 80 heroes.
Andy Cortez
I think that there's a chance this one like is low 70s.
Mike
I don't know. They got. I. I think they're hiding enough.
Andy Cortez
They're hiding enough of the big stuff that we've talked about and it's like oof. Why aren't we showing this? Why aren't we talking about this game comes out, comes out pretty surprising. Yeah.
Mike
But Little Nightmares 3, that was one where it's like, oh, here's a game coming out. Halloween, spooky season. Of course. It is super massive. It's not the original team. This is one maybe we jump on. And Paris definitely beat me to this. And three points is unfortunate there.
Greg Miller
Let's run you through Paris so far he with number one. He took Hollow Knight. Silksong got 22 points off it. A huge get for you. Paris like a dragon pirate Yakuza in Hawaii got him 11 points. Assassin's Creed Shadows got him 11 points. The Outer Worlds 2 got him 12 points points. Adam Fall netted only 5 the Altars then got 16 points. Then as we said, Kirby Air Riders is still in play. Borderlands 4 got him 12 points. Call of Duty Black Ops 7 got him no points yet. Obviously. We're waiting to see how that plays out. Little Nightmares 3 got him three points. And then his counter pick was Resident Evil Requiem. So he got greater.
Roger Pokorny
I. I still don't see what everybody else sees. I'm still convinced Kirby Air Riders gets him like, five points.
Andy Cortez
No, I feel like that's absolutely. That's wild.
Blessing
You want to watch that last direct.
Roger Pokorny
Yeah, man. Like, I don't get the.
Blessing
Sakurai put his foot in it, man. He put everything.
Andy Cortez
Yeah. When you. Sakurai goes full Sakurai. He's gonna. Yeah.
Greg Miller
He.
Andy Cortez
He. He believes in this franchise. I think this is gonna do. Really.
Blessing
And has Nintendo on the box at least.
Greg Miller
Nad.
Blessing
We'll see.
Greg Miller
Paris. Yeah. I think it's just doesn't have that third slot that you're talking about to kick it around.
Mike
Those final three picks for him were the unfortunate ones. Right. Like, you. You kind of start looking towards the end of the year. You look at what you have left after those initial first five picks, and it's tight. Right. You don't have many picks to really play with. And Borderlands underperforming due to just a lot of bugs at launch and never finding its footing with the audience out there. That's an unfortunate pick at 12. Call of Duty is just a roll of the dice every year on where that is. That's like picking a sports game and hoping that this year's their breakout year. And then Little Nightmares 3. That was a roll of the dice. That's a 50. 50 coin toss, in my opinion.
Blessing
I'm surprised that's low. I thought that would have came in at least like an 80 or something.
Greg Miller
It previewed so well, it seemed like. And then. Yeah. Just reviews were like.
Mike
The worry is. Yeah. If it's not the original development team, does it still have the stuff? And you know, looks like the co
Blessing
op, but the co op was only online co op as well, so.
Andy Cortez
Wait, what?
Blessing
Yeah.
Andy Cortez
Oh, that sucks. I was gonna play that tonight with Lianza on the couch. I had a whole night planned.
Greg Miller
You can play and just tell her what to do.
Andy Cortez
Yeah, exactly.
Greg Miller
She'll tell you what.
Roger Pokorny
Paris is in the. In the chat as well. And he said Fable screwed him because he also picked Fable. Had to drop it big.
Mike
25 years of Xbox. Held that one back. That's too bad.
Greg Miller
Next year. Big year, though. Get them. We'll see every Year, you know, campaign evolved. That'll be. That'll count.
Mike
That will count.
Andy Cortez
I'm excited to see who, who, who picks that one after that.
Greg Miller
Welcome to the seller. It's me and Tim. I am in second to last place with Ecto one games. I do still have Mina the Hollower to play. I still. You have Moonlighter 2 Endless Vault, which I want to talk about in a second second. And then I have Octopath Traveler 0. But obviously none of this is going to catch up. I hopefully just. I'm able to stay in front of Tim, which is what I want.
Blessing
Hey, Greg, why don't you just drop
Andy Cortez
me to the Hollower?
Greg Miller
Elden Ring Night rain was my first pick. It got me 10 points. Metal Gear Solid Delta, Snake Eater was my second. Got me 15 points. My third one was egregious, but it was also part of the bit. Indiana Jones and the Great circle the order of the Giants. This only got me two points with my third pick. My idea, of course, was that I, you know, notoriously didn't like Indiana Jones that much, or at least as much as everybody else claims they liked it. And so I was like, oh, well, this is going to be their chance to get in there.
Andy Cortez
I'm right there with you.
Blessing
That's a good game.
Greg Miller
Game. A lot of people still talking about. Yeah, a lot of Game of the year lists, even the ones that went, yeah, yeah, a lot of people loved Indiana Jones. That's why I got in our top 10. Enough of you clowns were like, oh, you were wrong about it. It was in my personal was put it at number 10. You would have got it on our list.
Blessing
Not every game I play is gonna
Greg Miller
be a top 10 game.
Blessing
Great game, you know.
Greg Miller
Anyways though, I was like this DLC hopefully will be a chance. And it was not. Nobody. Nobody gave that one the time but Day then, yeah. Mina the Hollower, then Moonlighter to the Endless Vault, which again, Mina and Moonlight are still coming. Interestingly, Moonlighter 2 on our thing says will not release this game will not release this year. In fact, Moonlighter 2 will release in early access this year. This is a conversation. I did join the fantasy critic Discord today. Yes, you did. Of. I don't understand what's going on. What's going on? Dan from Canada answered. Your league has quote only needs a score. End quote. Which means early access games, if they get enough reviews, three top critics, you will get a score like Mike did last year with Hades too.
Roger Pokorny
Yeah.
Greg Miller
So it is this showing up to
Blessing
these things with PowerPoints Because I definitely explained this at the beginning.
Greg Miller
Oh, no, no, no, you did. I mean, let's be honest. There's just so much information and then to get to here where it pops up and I'm like, my question wasn't, what's going on? I was like, Moonlighter 2 is tagged as will not release, but it's coming to early access. Is this a thing with the league I'm in? Should I drop it? Or inevitable reviews kick it up. So no, you, at the beginning of the year, you do a great job of explaining. It's just a year later where now I'm hazy of like, wait, am I wrong? Because my belief was if I get. I. I fully believe Moonlighter 2 is going to release this month and it's going to get sports. Like, I'm not worried about getting three top critics. I think it's going to. I don't think an IGN is going to hold off on it and be like, well, it's early act. I think you do early.
Andy Cortez
They did kind of you a little bit though, because they said that they specifically weren't doing early access. It was like on the thing, even
Greg Miller
that thing where like, did they fuck me or. Because it was like you hovered over and it was like, a PR person has set. It's like, well, you can't trust a fucking PR person.
Andy Cortez
They're not the developer.
Greg Miller
You know what I mean? So I'm holding on hope that that will get there, whatever I like. Then Dan started from Canada, started giving me advice though, of like, well, you may want to do this with Mina and blah, blah, blah, blah. And then I especially appreciate it. You know, my first day on this fantasy critic thing, I popped in, Jim Booney responded and just goes, greg, did Tim come into work today? Pulling a sub, kind of funny subreddit thread I made of a joke into this over here. So appreciate the kind of funny best friends being out there all the time. Anyways, Moonlighter 2 is there. I am committed to it. I'm not letting Moonlighter go, especially since I'm already out of the race. But I, I believe in Moonlighter too. Then we get into an interesting trio of games.
Mike
Yeah, yeah.
Greg Miller
Wheel World, which got me three points to a T, which got me zero super tough criminal criminal hurdling, which got me 10 points. What's notable about all three of these games is that I played them all. That the GDC ID at Xbox thing came home and bit on them. And my thought being like, I thought the Real World demo was so good. I loved it so much. I reviewed it for us and I was like, this did not live up to the expectations I had on this game. Which is heartbreaking. Right. But it was that idea of. I went against my own advice. If you look back through the years of doing Fantasy critic early on, I. I've fallen for this swan song again. This cool indie. I'm going to toss it out there. You fucking tour to the rescue a dog. I'm like, people who get this are going to love this and they'll like. It's like indies are so hard to nail. But coming off of last year where like Barrett killed it with Batro and stuff like that, I was like, I need, I. I got in my own head of I need to find the diamonds that that indie hit. I need to find these games that I think have the chance, that have the juice, that have the thing. And I thought all three of these games could. And it was that thing. I. I know what I'm saying. I thought they could deliver on.
Andy Cortez
Yeah, you're a two bet on one
Greg Miller
of them to a T being a. More like it's from, you know, Nobi Nobi boy director, like a weird ass game. But here's an idea that might work
Blessing
better with I think we at this point at Xbox ID at Xbox during gdc because remember me and you coming out of that being like, man, this game is super charming.
Greg Miller
Like looking forward to this, the songs, this. Yeah.
Blessing
I also bid on this game and I think you outbid me on it.
Mike
Thank you.
Greg Miller
By the way. I'm happy I took the bullet for you. But again, now we've learned my lesson. And next year, no fucking indies unless they've ingested.
Andy Cortez
That's how I feel. No indies, no indies, no Xbox. That's what I'm going for.
Greg Miller
Except for Forza, after hurdling I was able to pick up Sia Stars throws of the watchmaker. 17 points. Picked up on that, that one. And then like I said, that's number one. Octopath Traveler 0 is still in play for me this year. I counterpicked Grand Theft Auto, so that's nice. And yeah, I've 59 points. Mina Octopath.
Andy Cortez
Octopath's a little weird though. I know because it's like that was the mobile game, right, that they're not porting to.
Blessing
It's not a.
Greg Miller
It's not a port.
Andy Cortez
It's a remake.
Greg Miller
Spiritual Success or whatever.
Roger Pokorny
I don't reimagine. Yeah, there's like some like the systems and the way they're Telling the story and maybe some character stuff they're pulling from the mobile game, but it's like kind of a new, different game.
Blessing
Some would say you should drop me in the hollower.
Greg Miller
No.
Blessing
Yeah, he's not going out this year.
Greg Miller
I thought they. Well, no, they delayed it, but they didn't put a new delay.
Blessing
That's what I'm saying.
Greg Miller
I. Yeah, that again, it just doesn't matter a lot of points for me. And if it doesn't, I still lose. So whatever.
Blessing
I mean, I think it would serve Mike better is what I'm saying.
Greg Miller
Mike's got his own problems.
Roger Pokorny
What Blessing, Why are you trying to help Mike?
Blessing
I'm trying to help a game that's gonna get delayed next.
Mike
We can talk about those options. Greg, if you want to drop a game because I do have some high,
Greg Miller
we turn our eyes back to you.
Andy Cortez
A little trade. Do we want a legal and fair trade, Michael?
Mike
Because, Greg, now it all comes down to me and my move. I don't think anyone truly on this league will make one more final move. I think it is just me here and it is me in the driver's seat. It is my game to fumble, as the audience has said. And now I have to look at what's in front of me. And I've really took my time on this. I've missed out on some hits. Ball X pit here and a couple others. But I also have dodged some bullets by not getting too excited. Football Manager 26. I'm looking at you. And so right now, this moment, if I was to put in a bid for this week, that would be probably Hyrule Warriors. Agent Prince. I have that under the wire if I wanted to get in. Right. Where does that stand? Where does that going to put me if.
Greg Miller
What did the Last one get? What? 92 warriors.
Blessing
Barrett, I need you not stepping.
Mike
Yeah, I was just say I don't think that's how high we're lying. Roger will double check we're cheating. But it's one of Those of like 76 was warrior.
Andy Cortez
What was the other one is that is. Oh. Age of Calamity 7.
Mike
So if you look at my score right now at 1:21 and you think about Barrett, Blessing, Andy, I need something that is guaranteed over 15 at this point if not reaching into the 20s because Barrett has three spots and all three of those games could easily score over 15s, which would skyrocket him in a heartbeat. Andy there right behind me. He could do the same with two 15s. I need something that's going to put me into the highest 39, if not
Greg Miller
140 to win top available games.
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Right.
Greg Miller
And you. A high rule obviously is at the top of it. Right. But I do look at that Terminator 2 dates.
Mike
Thank you.
Greg Miller
I'm super excited for that. And I know that I'm. What. But I feel like the kind of people who are going to be drawn to that are going to be like, man, what a cool, cool thing. Now does that get you 15 points? That's tough.
Roger Pokorny
And also, does that game get delayed again because they keep delaying it for like this last one was tariffs.
Greg Miller
So you're hopeful this time? It does.
Roger Pokorny
Yeah. You know, yeah.
Mike
So I have that one on my list is termed Morsels.
Greg Miller
From that thing, we just.
Mike
No fate. It looks exactly.
Blessing
If I was in your position, I might look at morsels. Like that's not even a joke.
Mike
Okay.
Blessing
I think that game looks.
Mike
I haven't heard of that one. We can look that up. But I have, of course, 117 packs. Romana. You can look at the Nano and hope that maybe the strategy nerds will come out. The problem with that is you got a Ubisoft title on that. And then on top of that, you saw what happened with, of course, Sieve.
Andy Cortez
And then also, what was that one that Xbox was doing that I picked up that.
Mike
Yeah.
Andy Cortez
Like 72 aura. Yeah.
Mike
A lot of these strategy games, it initially comes out, the audience says, no, we want this, we want that. You messed this, this up. And it takes about one to two DLCs or content updates to get that right. And so the initial picks of these strategy games are very smart because they do finish up on the higher end. But the problem is pretty low. They start low because the audience, the die hard fans, are not happy with.
Roger Pokorny
And then it's rare for people to go back later in the same year to like re review to like change that score and stuff. But Mike, you could trust Roger.
Andy Cortez
Yeah, yeah, you could.
Roger Pokorny
You could trust Roger and believe y that a mainline unannounced Half Life game will shadow drop at the Gamma.
Andy Cortez
That's what I've been. I've been saying this for years, man. We've been tracking Gabe Newell's boat. Where the is the boat? Is he gonna show up in LA and is he gonna go on stage and is Jeff Keighley gonna have the moment where he's like, I got a little bit of that high last year of I. I announced a ton of games. I announced Okami, but everyone wanted Half Life. So here it is. It's in the Ether Half Life X HLX is in the codes of. What's a game game you play?
Mike
Deadlock.
Andy Cortez
Deadlock. Is it that code of deadlock? HLX is in there. Somewhere out there, there is a new Half Life.
Blessing
You already used your super drop, right?
Andy Cortez
Like you're at drop thing.
Blessing
Okay, thank God.
Andy Cortez
Why?
Blessing
Because knowing you, like, I could see you at the last moment dropping Metroid prime for this to pick something crazy.
Andy Cortez
I would never do such a thing.
Blessing
You for sure would do such a thing.
Andy Cortez
But now I have an idea for a trade.
Mike
There's one more game, Greg out there, that maybe could be my saving grace.
Roger Pokorny
Oh, God.
Mike
If you look at my list, there was one game that I chose to believe in. And through the past October, 30 days, the whole month, I have pandered to this audience with Kingdom Come Deliverance 2. And guess what? Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 just what, two weeks ago announced that they have a DLC on the way. Run it back. Run it back. Mike, am I about to run it back with Kingdom come Deliverance 2 DLC to possibly secure this win in the best way possible?
Blessing
That's actually kind of.
Mike
Right. So there you can see it.
Greg Miller
Mysterious.
Mike
But yeah.
Andy Cortez
Let's also hover over the other DLCs that they've had and what the scores he's gotten over there. I believe one of them had like 10 points or 60 or was like a 60 or 70. So like these.
Greg Miller
Aren't they making a big deal about this one?
Blessing
I thought they were the bigger one.
Mike
This one, I. You know, I just. We're riding the hive. Kingdom Come Deliverance too. I'm a believer of it now. I've been playing, playing it non stop. Wouldn't it be fun if I bet everything on this game? If I fumble the bag, everybody can say, nana, boo. Boo. You messed up. But if it wins, we could have one of the greatest stories ever. And that's ladies and gentlemen and mbs, where I'm at right now.
Andy Cortez
Or you bet it all on me. Your best friend, Half Life three will be there.
Mike
You took ball pit from me. I'm upsetting you. Okay?
Greg Miller
It had months.
Andy Cortez
That's breaking up now. Okay.
Roger Pokorny
Do we want to look at the big losers?
Mike
Yeah.
Blessing
Yeah. We didn't look at Tim.
Mike
Oh, yeah.
Greg Miller
We kind of looked past them a little bit.
Blessing
It's funny to go from like Paris's thing, which is so clean, like well laid out. And you look at Tim's, and Tim's look like somebody's like drawn on it with like marker.
Greg Miller
Let's look at hashtag let tim publish. Currently 56 points. His first pick. And it was counterpicked and locked in. It won't Release unannounced. Mainline 3D Mario platformer.
Roger Pokorny
Big bet.
Greg Miller
Second pick, Pokemon Legends ZA. That got him 12 points. Not too shabby.
Andy Cortez
Okay.
Blessing
Better than I would have thought.
Greg Miller
Then of course 2xko. This is a game that will not release. I said so. Zero point.
Andy Cortez
That's crazy because I got an IGN review.
Blessing
Well, it's on early access.
Andy Cortez
Yeah, I know, I know. He just needs like one more.
Greg Miller
This is the scary thing, right?
Andy Cortez
Yeah.
Greg Miller
Then he had Dragon Quest 1 and 2 HD 2D remake. That got him 15 points.
Andy Cortez
Good for him.
Mike
Yeah.
Greg Miller
Just then he had counter picked as well. Resident Evil Requiem by Paris. Zero points on that. That one. Then he had Midnight Walk, which got him 10 points.
Blessing
Tough.
Greg Miller
Then Darwin's Paradox.
Blessing
Tough.
Greg Miller
The Eternal Life of Goldman.
Andy Cortez
I love Sam. It's just hilarious that he saw that. He's like, this is my game.
Greg Miller
Getting it. Darwin's Paradox. Like what's. What's the deal? How. You see it was Hanami Publishing.
Andy Cortez
It was like.
Greg Miller
No, no, I meant more like. So okay, they just. There's no word on when it's coming out. Just 2025 and no cancelization.
Roger Pokorny
And then the same with Eternal Life of Goldman. Like that was one that was. We saw I think at the very end of last year or maybe the beginning of this year. Looks cool. It looks more of like a DuckTales but type of vibe gameplay wise. But then, you know, handdrawn cuphead vibes as well.
Greg Miller
Then he went for Mafia the Old country got him three points.
Roger Pokorny
I told him not to do it
Greg Miller
and he did get Silent Hill F. That brought him 16 points. That was Fire Pick, however, is Dispatch.
Roger Pokorny
Okay, so points that he just gained from Dragon Quest. He will lose with Dispatch event. That's tough.
Blessing
He originally had a Greek God of War 2D game on his list.
Greg Miller
He's getting to know what kind of
Blessing
player Tim is this season.
Greg Miller
He always dreams. He always goes with his heart. You got to respect.
Andy Cortez
We respect him. We love him.
Blessing
So I worked for him before.
Greg Miller
Are you prepared to say, Mike, what you're going to actually bet on?
Mike
Yeah, I am. Greg.
Greg Miller
No.
Andy Cortez
Are you doing it now?
Mike
Because I'm going to do it for the audience.
Andy Cortez
I'm going to do it for the content.
Greg Miller
We love content, Roger.
Mike
I love making a story and I love content. Greg Miller, he loves pandering. And I love Kingdom Come Deliverance too. I've been playing it all month long. And I believe in this game. And gosh darn it, it wouldn't be the year 2025 of stepping out of my gaming box and not believing in something that I have fallen in love with. So today, I will be putting in my final bid for kingdom Come. Deliverance to DLC number three. Here we go.
Andy Cortez
Oh, wow. What a strong name.
Mike
I'll see you soon.
Greg Miller
Proud of you, Mike.
Mike
Thank you, everyone.
Greg Miller
Proud of everybody on this panel. And of course, the fantasy critic. You can keep up with it. Kindafunny.com kfleague2025 Some super chats before we get out of here. Jack says, let's go, Mike. You got this fantasy critic in the bag.
Mike
Let's go, Henry and Hans.
Greg Miller
Then we got what Michael says, time to cancel Greg for his Reese's opinion. For worst already lingering Shadow says, in my league, we are awarding the person with the most budget left over. Just five extra points to incentivize. Not blowing your budget.
Mike
Not bad.
Greg Miller
I think Mike's idea just goes too far.
Andy Cortez
What's wrong with blowing your budget?
Blessing
I mean, yeah, you got the money. Spend it.
Andy Cortez
Yeah, exactly.
Mike
Look at me.
Greg Miller
Ryan says, I'm just starting the stream. But I had to share. I saw the title of this and you said out loud. Oh, fuck, yes. And then I like, this is an interesting one for you to think about, Commissioner. Okay. Michael super chats and says, bless. Is there an option to do a spring league and a fall league? I think it could be interesting to draft games in the first six months and the second half.
Blessing
Interesting.
Greg Miller
And then he says the winner is cumulative. No, we played on the page. We played on the page.
Blessing
I'll see what options they have on this on the side. I don't want to get too extracurricular.
Andy Cortez
I know there's some fun ones of like, I know other leagues do the thing where it's like, oh, you can like choose multiple counter picks. And like you choose one in the beginning, you choose another one later. There some.
Roger Pokorny
And then. Yeah, I think Giant Bomb does it where it's like they, yeah, you have a counter pick. You do at the draft day and then you have to fill your second counter pick. Or you like, lose points or some by the end of the year, which is cool.
Andy Cortez
Might get too far.
Greg Miller
I'll put out a poll.
Blessing
I'll put out a poll for what people like. What people don't like. No, like on the Internet for the audience because they're the ones that consuming this.
Greg Miller
Right.
Blessing
So it's like, do y' all like when Roger picks 10 remakes.
Andy Cortez
Yeah, they do. They love that.
Greg Miller
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Date: October 30, 2025
Hosts: Greg Miller, Blessing Adeoye Jr., Andy Cortez, Mike “Snowbike Mike” Howard, Roger Pokorny, and others
In this final check-in of the year for the Kinda Funny Fantasy Critic league, the crew reviews the state of their fiercely competitive (and occasionally chaotic) video game “fantasy sports” league as it enters its home stretch. With spirited discussion, accusations of collusion, and in-depth strategic breakdowns, the episode serves as both an entertaining look at the battle for video game prediction supremacy and a user-friendly primer for listeners new to Fantasy Critic. The cast candidly reflects on their picks, pitfalls, and the format’s rules while teasing big shakeups for next season.
[09:35, Greg Miller] "Fantasy Critic is basically fantasy football ... for video games... throughout the year these games get reviewed on Open Critic and the number of points they get above 70 is added to your team. The number of points they get below 70 is subtracted."
[14:12, Greg Miller] "Currently in first place, it is the one, the only... Snowbike Mike... 121 points..."
[10:24, Greg Miller] "The way that Roger and Snowbike Mike have been the slimiest little shits this entire Fantasy Critic year has made me so fucking happy."
[10:43, Blessing] "You guys definitely cheating. We're gonna have another episode—I've not told Greg this—we're gonna have the Fantasy Critic summit..."
[25:41, Blessing] "Remasters aren't allowed. And you might look at Roger's list and go, oh, Elder Scrolls 4 Oblivion Remastered... Fantasy Critic says it's legal."
[21:07, Roger Pokorny] "No, that's—"
[21:09, Andy Cortez] "I'm even against you on that one..."
Breakdowns for each league member’s team, key picks, and turning points. Key highlights:
- Audience-inspired picks led to first place.
- Survived two games locked at zero points (due to counterpicks and unfinished early access).
- Final pick to possibly secure the win is Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 DLC 3.
[15:19, Mike] "My key to success was listening to my best friend Andy Cortez... but truly and honestly it's been pandering to the audience..."
- Frequent advocate for technicalities in game eligibility.
- Bold remake/remaster picks.
- Claims all actions are legal per the site.
- Learning from last year's last-place finish.
- Explores the value (and danger) of counterpicks.
- Swapped out risky picks after new info.
- Strong start hindered by “Mixtape” likely not releasing—calls it his “make or break.”
- Relies on late-game releases for a chance at a comeback.
- Banked on Monster Hunter Wilds and Citizen Sleeper 2.
- Some risky picks (Dispatch, Unbeatable) could net huge points—or fall flat.
- Two late picks may not deliver enough.
- Disappointed by Little Nightmares 3's underperformance.
- Greg’s indie gambles (and a bit-heavy Indiana Jones DLC pick) backfired.
- Tim’s wild swings and faith-driven picks left him at the bottom.
[47:58, Greg Miller] "Welcome to the seller. It's me and Tim. I am in second to last place..."
[10:38, Andy Cortez] “Yeah, we're cheating, bear. We're cheating, bear.” [10:52, Andy Cortez] “We see the future... interesting people who we think we can bring into this league to even it out.” [12:01, Mike] "A totally legal and fair trade. Two consenting adults that led to me winning that year..."
[28:38, Blessing] "I can't get mad at it because the website deems it is so. So..."
[50:57, Greg Miller] “Wheel World, which got me three points. To a T, zero. Super tough. Criminal hurdling, ten points. What’s notable... is that I played them all... and I thought all three... could deliver, and it was that thing, I know what I’m saying... I got in my own head... need to find these games that have the juice.”
[63:00, Greg Miller] "No, we play on the page. We play on the page." [63:36, Blessing] "So it's like, do y'all like when Roger picks 10 remakes..."
The final 2025 Fantasy Critic league check-in provides hilarity, candid strategic analysis, and a unique window into one of gaming’s great ongoing “friend rivalries.” While the outcome remains undecided, the episode serves as a love letter to competitive gaming predictions—and the many ways friends find to argue about video games. Listeners come away with ideas for their own leagues, inspiration to try Fantasy Critic, and plenty of reasons to look forward to the “Summit” and next year’s draft.
(Super chats, ads, and intros/outros omitted for clarity.)