Mike & Roger’s Call of Duty NEXT Adventures (Part 2) - Kinda Funny Gamescast

Summary

Podcast Summary: Mike & Roger’s Call of Duty NEXT Adventures (Part 2)

Podcast: Kinda Funny Gamescast
Hosts: Mike (SnowBikeMike) & Roger
Date: October 3, 2025
Theme: Behind-the-scenes stories and impressions of Call of Duty NEXT, Black Ops 7, and the duo’s Las Vegas misadventures—travel chaos, wild celebrity run-ins, gaming impressions, and the realities of industry events.

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Episode Overview

This special “Gamescast Remake” is a freewheeling, two-hour deep dive into Mike and Roger’s escapades at Call of Duty NEXT in Las Vegas. The episode is equal parts confessional travelogue, industry commentary, hilarious chaos, and honest review of Call of Duty Black Ops 7. It’s less a game review than a buddy road-movie in audio form, covering everything from roulette wins to unfortunate digestive mishaps. Alongside gaming impressions, it provides a vivid look at how the sausage is made during major industry events.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Podcast Remake Philosophy

• The duo jokes that this is a “remake” of their previous podcast—“the first ever Gamescast that has been remade from the ground up” ([02:14]).
• They emphasize going deeper into the stories, adding context to out-of-context clips, and giving their unfiltered, authentic experiences.

2. Getting to Call of Duty NEXT – The Vegas Adventure

• Travel Fails & Chaos:

  • Packing disasters, forgotten toiletries, and Mike’s dogged preference for buying basic supplies on-site.
  • Roger rejects Mike’s “expensive” plans (nightclubs, Raider games), preferring frugality ([06:40]).
  • Mike tries to flex with TSA Pre-check and Clear, but is bemused by airport service tiers ([18:54]).
  • “Why are there two different things doing this?” – Mike ([21:45])
  • The banter on missed flights and Starbuck runs reveals much about their personalities and work friendship.

• Packing & Body Image Comedy:

  • Mike vulnerably discusses gaining weight, outgrowing his wardrobe, and wearing shapewear, making this an unexpectedly relatable and raw section ([16:35]-[17:48]).
  • “I’m just getting very fat now and I’m growing out of all the clothing that I have… too fat for the shirts I own, not fat enough for the shirts I buy.” – Mike ([16:35])

3. Las Vegas: Not Quite the Plan

• Failed Nightlife Goals & Nutcase Chocolate Milk:

  • They try (unsuccessfully) to leverage influencer contacts to get into a Steve Aoki show and club VIP, heavily involving the “Nutcase” brand (Steve Aoki & Ninja’s cashew chocolate milk).
  • Mike ultimately falls in love with the Nutcase milk: “They’re all gone. Fell in love.” ([08:10])

• Weed Dispensary Misadventure:

  • A supposed “world’s largest dispensary” proves deeply underwhelming and comically inefficient ([34:07]-[37:44]).
  • They discover, days later, they went to the wrong one: “We might have fucked up. Wow.” ([39:54])

• Universal Horror Nights & Meow Wolf:

  • A highlight of the trip is the Universal Horror Nights inside Area 15, with them gushing about the immersive, permanent installation and plans to revisit ([41:48]-[44:27]).
  • Meow Wolf’s Omega Mart is called “the coolest thing that I’ve been to in probably a decade” by Roger ([92:08]).
  • The duo’s joy at the surprise and unique art installation is palpable.

4. Roulette, Roulette, Roulette

• Gambling becomes an accidental central theme.
• Both find joy (and eventually heartbreak) at the roulette tables, with initial wins followed by classic casino losses:
  • “$100 can—if you are just decently spreading it out—you’re gonna hit, like, that’s just how this… We got a good chance.” – Roger ([47:23])
  • On losing it all: “That was a crash. That’s when we just… We couldn’t pick a number… We lost all $400 that night.” – Mike ([62:07])

5. Celebrity and Community Encounters

• Las Vegas not only brings Steve Aoki (who stops by and is greeted with: “One Piece rocks!” by a panic-stricken Mike, [119:50]), but a parade of Call of Duty creators, athletes (Leonard Fournette), and Breaking Bad actors (Daniel Moncada).
• The duo fanboy over streamer Legion (“Legion is Greg Miller. If you love Greg Miller, you would love Legion and what he does…” – Mike, [122:41])
• Awkward but heartwarming daps with Duke Dennis and other influencers.

6. Call of Duty NEXT: Impressions and Event Experience

• Exclusive Access:
  • Mike and Roger share a single streaming station at the event, innovatively play “single controller” (one handles movement, the other shooting), generating positive feedback and great clips.
• Black Ops 7 Review:
  • High praise for the new wall-bounce/Omni Movement, tight gunplay, customizable perks, and the return of fan-favorite weapons.
  • “Multiplayer is fun. Multiplayer feels good… and the wall bounce with Omni Movement plus feels great…” – Mike ([106:45])
  • “It feels like a true sequel to Black Ops 6, which is what I want.” – Roger ([108:22])
• Zombies Mode:
  • Mixed feelings about the new, segmented map and the driving mechanic (“…did feel very, like I saw the Matrix when I was playing this. Right. …I like my zombies gameplay to be, hey, I’m able to run from one area to another.” – Roger, [110:15])
• Resurgence Map:
  • Excitement over the new smaller Warzone map (Haven’s Hollow), loved for its scale and autumnal palette.
• Warzone Hijinks:
  • Memorable moments in the Gulag (“Clowned out” Jackson Field, [115:50]), and comedic betrayals (“Say on God” – Fatboy story, [116:40]).
• Streamer Community:
  • Joy at connecting with favorite creators (JayBroski, Swishem, MarmotaEspecial), emphasizing the real value in these industry trips is the forging and deepening of friendships.

7. The Realities of Press Trips

• Honest, amusing takes on swag (hard shell CoD backpacks), event food, late-night digestive failures, and the logistics of “quiet quitting” after hitting a wall at the end of show days.
• Tales of “third wheeling,” friendly rivalries, and eventual (literal) quiet quitting after Mike’s body rebels, demonstrating the toll nonstop events take.

8. Personal Bonds and Cautionary Tales

• Touching if grossly honest confessionals:
  • Mike’s gastrointestinal disaster—“Did I shit my pants the moment I walked through the door? Yes. Did I have to throw away those shorts in the hotel? Yes.” ([138:09])
  • Heartwarmingly, Roger’s story of eating a stranger’s stromboli in a food court, a childhood dream realized ([70:06]); they call out the iconic photo of a man proudly watching Roger eat.
• The genuine gratitude for the opportunity, the fans, each other, and the developers remains strong to the end.

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Notable Quotes & Moments (w/ Timestamps)

• On podcast format:
  “We’re remaking the pod, the first ever Gamescast that has been remade from the ground up.” – Roger [02:14]

• On Nutcase chocolate milk:
  “At first, I didn’t like it, but then I started drinking every single one of them. So they’re all gone. Fell in love.” – Mike [08:10]

• Packing philosophy:
  “I’m not packing any sort of soap. I’m not packing any sort of deodorant. …I’ll buy it when I get there.” – Mike [12:49]

• Airport confusion:
  “I thought that’s what TSA Precheck was… Why are there two different things doing this?” – Mike [21:45]

• Roulette evolution:
  “$100 can—if you are just decently spreading it out—you’re gonna hit… I loved it, man, I fell in love with roulette specifically.” – Roger [47:23]

• Shapewear confessional:
  “So you know I’m fat. I’m going through it. …I bought shapewear for men… a very tight under tee.” – Mike [63:51]

• Food poisoning saga:
  “I am now internally battling something inside of me, a demon. Roger is looking as if I don’t want to give it my all. No—I’m out here trying to give everything I can… while also not dying in front of him in the wrong way.” – Mike [102:33]

• Humble gaming innovation:
  “On a split-second decision, it was a brilliant move for us to just do this together… we never had to leave each other’s side. …We had so much fun doing this.” – Mike [105:34]

• On meeting Steve Aoki:
  “I panicked. I had no idea what to say. I didn’t know how to keep him. I just said, ‘One Piece rocks.’” – Mike [119:50]

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Memorable/Candid Moments

• Mike’s full-on confession about his body issues and shapewear after eating too much event food; then quietly throwing away the shapewear in the event bathroom [64:19].
• Roger’s life-long wish to eat a stranger’s food finally realized with a stromboli, while Mike secretly documents the bizarre moment [70:06].
• The infamous digestive meltdown leading to discarded shorts—and full honesty about bodily limits at event after-parties [138:09].
• Roger’s genuine awe at the Meow Wolf Omega Mart installation and their joy at attending the Halloween Horror Nights.
• Numerous chaotic, affectionate, and heartfelt dap-ups with gaming industry influencers—capped by cringe-inducing attempts by both to look cool in front of celebrities [124:09, 125:02].

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Key Timestamps for Important Sections

| Topic | Timestamp | |------------------------------------------|-------------| | Remake podcast explanation | 02:14 | | Nutcase/cashew milk saga | 07:32-08:10 | | Travel/personal confessions | 16:35-17:48 | | Vegas nightlife plans (Steve Aoki) | 06:55-08:34 | | Dispensary/weed shop adventure | 32:19-39:54 | | Universal Horror Nights, Meow Wolf | 41:48-44:27 & 92:08 | | Gambling rollercoaster | 45:15-62:07 | | Shapewear & body image segment | 64:19-65:13 | | Zombies mode impressions | 110:07-111:46 | | Meeting Steve Aoki | 118:15-119:50 | | Tummy-ache confessional | 102:33-104:10 | | Warzone/Resurgence map segment | 112:28-113:55 | | Iconic “I shat my pants” story | 138:09 | | Episode close and gratitude | 149:15-150:08 |

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Final Thoughts & Takeaways

• Tone: Hilarious, brutally honest, and warmly self-deprecating.
• Best For: Anyone curious about real-life stories behind games media, major events, or looking for a deeply human (with all the messiness) portrait of gaming enthusiasm.
• Game Verdict: Strongly positive on Black Ops 7’s core gameplay, changes/fixes, and expansion of beloved Black Ops 6 mechanics. Some skepticism about Zombies “driving map” but big love for new Resurgence maps and the general event buzz.
• Why Listen:
  You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, and you’ll truly understand the inside-culture of modern gaming media and fan events—upgradeable with tales of roulette, regret, and rare celebrity daps.

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“We hope that we can be there next year. …I’m just so thankful for this opportunity. I’m thankful for you, the audience, for watching this. We love you all so much.” – Roger ([149:15])

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For further context, great clips, or to relive this journey, the VOD is highly recommended!

Transcript

[A]

It's gonna do it. You go. You go. No, you go. You go. What is up, everybody?

[B]

What's up, everybody? Welcome to the game. It's Mike and Roger. We're back. Roger's uptight right now. Okay. Loosen up, Rogue.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

2 Call of Duty boys are bad.

[A]

We are. We're back. We are back. I'm very excited to be.

[B]

Everybody gets to go home. Roger said, mike, you sit in your ass down.

[A]

No. Mike looked at me. He looks at me and he's like, man, I can't believe all those beautiful stories we had are never going to have an outlet. And I looked at you, I said, what if we just do a podcast right now? And you said, not a bad idea, but also, maybe not. And I was like, no, we're doing this. We're making this happen.

[B]

Roger is the complete opposite of me, and that's why I love him so much. Roger is a doer. He's a go getter. Roger will hear an idea, and if he likes the idea, he's going to go attack it. I looked at Roger and I said, I got an idea for you. And then I said, I'm not doing that. See you later. Roger set everything up behind my back. He had this perfect stream laid out for all of you. So you get the full Call of Duty rundown from the video game to the stories from Vegas. And. And I was down with that, but now I'm not.

[A]

Yeah, I know. Yeah, you are a full on child. And that is. That's kind of where we wanted to go with this, that we have so many amazing stories and we want to get them out there. And also, honestly, real talk, Mikey, and I already told you this privately. I have so many clips that we want to break out, but the clips without any context are just kind of like, what? Okay, this guy, These guys.

[B]

What's happening?

[A]

Yeah, what's happening? These guys are meeting Steve Aoki. Who gives a shit, right? No, this is a big.

[B]

Anybody can meet Steve Aoki.

[A]

Yeah, exactly.

[B]

Throws cakes in people's faces.

[A]

This is a big deal.

[B]

But we met him.

[A]

Yes, we did meet Cboki. That's a little. Little hint right there for you. But yeah, we have so much content here. We literally got through half of our stories.

[B]

Yeah, we're going to restart everything, too.

[A]

All the stories.

[B]

Yeah, we're taking this from the top. This is a full on. This is the podcast.

[A]

We're remaking the podcast.

[B]

I am graphic. Missed the podcast. This is the podcast that you wanted. Okay, I'm remake.

[A]

We're remaking the pod, the first ever gamescast that has been remade from the ground up.

[B]

If you wanted it, you're going to get it. Okay? Because that's what I'm here for, Roger. I'm here for partial remake. Giving it the real. Okay, part one.

[A]

This is part one.

[B]

We're going to make it halfway through. Cancel it again.

[A]

That'd be awesome. I'm upside. I want to leave.

[B]

Roger, I had such a great week with you. You and I went out to Call of Duty next, the big yearly event with Activision, Call of Duty team and Microsoft, and we celebrated the big announcement of Call of duty Black Ops 7. We got to play it live in front of our audience, which was a great time. And of course, we got to share an awesome experience down in Las Vegas this year. And I got to do this the year prior out in D.C. this year. We. We worked our magic. We, we.

[A]

We.

[B]

Hail Mary. And it somehow paid off because both of us got to go.

[A]

Yeah, honestly, truly a dream come true, being able to go to Calton. And I'm going to give you all, genuinely, all of the respect and love, because I looked at you and I was like, hey, man, like, what if. Like, what. How. How funny would it be? Like, jokingly, right? Like, but also, you know, not jokingly, but. But also being like, hey, man, how cool would it be if we did this together? And you looked at me and you said, let's make this happen. So, yeah, we raised our hand in the meeting. We said, hey, is this possible? And shout out to Activision. Shout out to everybody.

[B]

Big thank you to the team over there for putting it all together, the Call of Duty team, for inviting both of us out. That was a long shot. They didn't have to do it. And they allowed us to have an experience of a lifetime. We're hopefully going to tell you all about the game, but we're also going to tell you about our stories, because we have a lot of great stories.

[A]

We had a lot. We have a lot of stories to go through. A lot of stories about the game, a lot of stories about Call of Duty next, which we didn't even get to in the game. So that's why we really wanted to. We didn't talk about anything. We talked about the game a lot, which is nice. But let's give you, like, our better top level. Let's just start from there.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[A]

We're just going to.

[B]

You're right through it.

[A]

You're right.

[B]

Is there some sort of housekeeping?

[A]

No, no, not who are the ads.

[B]

Let me hit them with it.

[A]

Okay, I got it. I got it.

[B]

Let me hit him with it. Hey, Jabroni's. You're just listening to the kind of Funny Games Cast. Our podcast all about reviews, topics of opinions and just all around good times around video games. It's Mike and Roger taking over the podcast. Topics of opinion. Don't. Don't worry about what the. Because you're getting this on some random time at some random date and you're just going to enjoy this because it's Mike and Roger takeover.

[A]

No rules.

[B]

Thank you to our sponsors for the week.

[A]

Kinda Funny Games Daily Episode 2000 and our new merch. Going over to kindafunny.comstore to grab that.

[B]

Let me tell you what. Roger and Blessing have put in a lot of great work into Kinda funny games daily 2000s. Another one that I tried to avoid and then Roger quickly put me back on. That was awesome.

[A]

That was awesome. You saw that shit? You saw that shit.

[B]

I was gonna quickly write Roger and say, don't put me on and they put me on it.

[A]

It was awesome because Mike was supposed to go home and then he says the most worrying thing, the meeting, which I will not repeat. He's like, I'm not going home.

[B]

I'm not going home. I'm not going home here.

[A]

And then I just said immediately. I told. I told Blessing immediately. As soon as you told me that you're not going, I said, his ass is on his.

[B]

Mike will do this. I'm like, God damn it, Roger.

[A]

See, it's great because how does it feel when other people do to you.

[B]

Roger, put my ass to work. Not on at all. You know, not a bad at all. Keep an eye out on Monday next week. We're gonna have a ton of fun. I'm trying not to shake this came much. Even though I'm shaking. Yeah.

[A]

We're trying to put it away.

[B]

So we're gonna have a ton of fun with kind of Funny Games 2000. I'll be appearing. We'll have some fun with it.

[A]

You are there. There's no way out of an appearance.

[B]

We're gonna have a blast with that though. So you're gonna want to tune in.

[A]

Yeah. It's a big one. I just want to. I don't want to tease that there.

[B]

Big deal.

[A]

Fun. Fun. Surprise surprises, honestly, that other people in this office don't even know about.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Which is really fun. Really fun stuff. We've created something silly and to the core of what kind of funny games Daily is so look forward to that. Let's get into the topic of the show.

[B]

The topic of the show.

[A]

This is how I knew you were uptight this morning. You didn't even do that.

[B]

You know I never do tots.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yeah. I choose. I chose not to choose not to choose not to do it.

[A]

Not to.

[B]

Yeah, I don't want to hit him with the tots.

[A]

Okay. But you just did it for you.

[B]

I'll do anything.

[A]

Okay. You almost didn't do this podcast for me.

[B]

You got almost a bare minimum. I had to go get a chai, and I wanted to show off my labubu to my buddy Charlie.

[A]

If other people didn't text you, would you?

[B]

My labo. Boo to Charlie. Gosh darn it.

[A]

What do you think?

[B]

I mean, he loves it. He loves anything Snowbank Mike. Really? Yeah.

[A]

He loves you. He missed you. Let's start at the top of what we wanted to do. We mentioned this in the last podcast, but again, we're not going to mention it because this is the remake of the podcast.

[B]

We don't even know about the last podcast.

[A]

We wanted to go. Mike had a lot of ideas for me. He wanted to take me to a lot of expensive places. Me, I'm a very frugal human being. I like saving my money. I like splurging when I need to, but, like, I'm not a womp womp guy. Mike, where'd you want to take me?

[B]

I wanted to go to the Omnia. I wanted to go to the Big Nightlife. I wanted to go to the nightclub with you. And you quickly shot that down. Steve Aoki was playing. They were going to let the chandelier drop at exactly midnight, and I wanted to see that chandelier.

[A]

We did. We didn't even say this story. We did try to get into Steve Aoki's set for free. We did message the Nutcase people. So if you don't know everybody, Nutcase is ninja and Steve Aoki's brand. And during the Death Stranding 2 freakathon, we did request some Nutcase. I, I, I control the, the thing. I could show nothing.

[B]

Oh, no, no. I'm just. Yeah, I'm just typing in Omnia nightclubs. Just.

[A]

Oh, okay. You want.

[B]

I wanted to make sure I had the right name down there.

[A]

So we requested, we requested Nutcase. If you can show the screen.

[B]

Show them the Nutcase.

[A]

Yeah, show the screen. Right. Real quick. There you go. There's some nutcase for you.

[B]

I like that. It's just helmets as well.

[A]

Yeah. It's Nutcase right there. Oof. Wow. I joined the weight. Oh, Premium hydration milk coming soon. Well, we have it, so I don't know.

[B]

Early to it.

[A]

Yeah, we're early to it. I still got Ninja. Ninja and Stevieoki have created this brand. If you get. You can exit.

[B]

It's chocolate milk.

[A]

It's chocolate milk. Cashew nut milk. We got them to send us some, and we drank it. Mike at first that he didn't like it, but then he started drinking every single one of them.

[B]

So they're all gone. Fell in love.

[A]

He fell in love. I drank it, thought it was fine, and then I proceeded to spill it all over the floor. And the set is still sticky. So we tried to message them and be like, hey, Steve Aoki is one of the ambassadors of your brand. We.

[B]

What if we get the VIP table behind Steve Aoki? We drink Nutcase while at the nightclub with Steve.

[A]

Yes. And quickly was shot down.

[B]

They quickly said.

[A]

They said, hey, maybe one day if you. Yada yada. And I was like, okay, I appreciate that. I understand that. So that was a no go. We wanted to see Steve. We didn't get to see Steve.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

We wanted to go to Universal Horror Nights.

[B]

We ended up tickets for that.

[A]

And then Meow Wolf, Omega Mart. But then Mike also had some other ideas. He wanted to go to Raiders game.

[B]

Yeah. So we were there. We flew in Saturday. And since we were near Allegiant Stadium and it's football season, it's one of those, like, you start to go down the list of what is there? What are things to do in Vegas. Right. The Blue Man Group. Okay. Carrot Top. Okay. Is Adele playing Celine Dion? Like, who's in the building? Right. And I was like, oh, snap. Like Sunday, the Raiders. Maybe we could go see the Raiders. Yeah, they had a one o' clock kickoff time. Yeah. And I was like, roger, let's go see the Raiders. And you're like, mike, I don't want to spend 300.

[A]

I did. I did say that. I said that at first, but then I thought about it genuinely, and I was like, you know what? I've never seen a football game. I'm down. And then Mike started doing the thing where I looked at him as a. Hey, man, the Polaris event, which is us ripping fucking off roading $50, $50,000 vehicles in the. In the Nevada desert. Mike was like, no, we shouldn't. We should skip that and go to the Raiders game. I'm like, no, that's cooler than the Raiders game. But then, yeah, so we ended up doing that instead of the Raiders game. But we saw a lot of drunk people excited about the Raiders.

[B]

Yeah. And so we fly in on Saturday, and I'm a mess. Okay. Like, the night before, Roger, I just didn't want to pack, and I kept looking at the bag. I don't know. You know what? It was baby steps. Baby steps threw me off.

[A]

Did you already finish that game?

[B]

Yeah, but baby steps is so much fun. I'm trying to do the Man Breaker now. It's like the only thing on my mind was Pokemon for a month. Now it's, can Mike defeat the Man Breaker?

[A]

It's so funny what you get obsessed with. You're just like me in that sense. It's like, I never know what you're going to get obsessed with.

[B]

I'm playing great video games.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, you are.

[B]

You know, this October, I'm very excited I returned to backyard football. Oh, the backyard sports. They're back. A lot of people said, you should team up with Roger, use the studio and do that. And I was like, man, that's such a great idea.

[A]

Who's a lot of people? Is this someone in the chat called a lot of people that Roger would.

[B]

Never fucking help me do that.

[A]

Well, because Mike would pitch the. The backyard smoke. The. The whole Coach Micah thing that you used to do or you still do was started because of an idea with me. Right. You were like, let's do Coach Mike. I want to coach you. I want to be that guy that's like a dream.

[B]

I want it. Well, I wanted you to be one.

[A]

Of the kids, but you never told me it was outside of work hours. After work, you just say it like it was part of work. But then you would just schedule to.

[B]

Come over to my.

[A]

Yeah, I know. Like, this stream, which I think is what you wanted. You were upset at me that I was like, hey, let's do it here.

[B]

He said it all out. I was totally cool with that. I liked. I like doing this. You know what I mean? And, like, I just needed a Frappuccino. Why would they send the ice child away from Pacifica? That's 15 miles away.

[A]

Is that what got you pissed off this morning?

[B]

Who would do such a thing? Why would you do that?

[A]

Did you choose which one you choose?

[B]

And so there I was, not packing my bag. Roger.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I charged up both my headphones. I laid out all the clothes that I knew I wanted to, you know, shout out to Shoe Depot, went down, bought a bunch of new workwear because, you know, I'm putting in the work, Rob.

[A]

Yeah, you are.

[B]

I'm putting in a lot of work. And so got myself this new flannel. Shout out to the flannel. I think that showed up. And then I got myself three new pairs of pants. Workwear pants, you know what I mean? Army man, green, all black.

[A]

Yeah. So you did this all the night before?

[B]

Yeah, I bought those the night before. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Didn't hit up Target. You're already there.

[B]

No, I know.

[A]

Already doing.

[B]

I wanted. I wanted workwear. You know what I mean? Like workwear. I just wanted to.

[A]

I know. You are literally five minutes away from Target. Like, you couldn't have just stopped there.

[B]

Shoot Depot's closer.

[A]

But you could just go to the. You're still proving my point.

[B]

Like, you can still go, oh, you. With what you're gonna get at. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

You're already there.

[B]

Like, so here's the deal. Like, I've now, I. I've got the clothes, I got the bag. I'm like, I'll pack. Eventually. It's the next morning, I'm like, ah, I gotta pack up. So I pack everything up. But I make. I make a. I make a decision. I said, this time around, I'm not packing. I'm not packing any sort of soap. I'm not packing any sort of deodorant. I'm not packing that stuff.

[A]

Not deodorant.

[B]

Cause I'll just buy it, Rog. And you were mad at me about it because you have deodorant.

[A]

Just bring that. It's not like there's a liquid limit on deodorant. It's just deodorant.

[B]

I've decided that there's a new one.

[A]

Why? Like, truly, tell me why I don't.

[B]

Want to bring the extra bag.

[A]

It's deodorant. You put it in your fucking. You already have room in there. You can fit it in between your jeans.

[B]

I'm not bringing that stuff anymore. I'm going to start the new trend of I'm not bringing that anymore. I'll buy it when I get there again.

[A]

No, there's no thought process.

[B]

Behind the thought process is saving bag space. Because now I've moved from my dot bag that would have all that, to now I have the cool, over the shoulder, futuristic cyberpunk.

[A]

I was gonna say something mean, but I was like, it's gonna change your life if I do it. If I say that I don't like this bag. You're throwing it in the carpet.

[B]

That bag sucks. Okay? And I'm willing to say it, Roger.

[A]

So why are you.

[B]

I'm not happy about the bag, Roger.

[A]

But also, chat case. Ultra light travel.

[B]

That's not what's happening.

[A]

It's not ultra light.

[B]

It's ultralight.

[A]

You still have a duffel bag?

[B]

I have one. No, no, I have one bag. I have a backpack, duffel bag. You got. You got three bags over there.

[A]

I did have three bags.

[B]

You got three bags. I. I am. I'm able to move at any moment.

[A]

Omglx says, to be fair, I do this, but I don't want to deal with security making me throw out or mismatch.

[B]

I like that. I like.

[A]

But I don't buy at the airport.

[B]

Well, like, you know, you buy wherever you want to buy it. You buy what you want.

[A]

And, like, also, let me push back on that one more time. Like, again, you could just go to any store, and they have the mini things for a dollar. Like, you'll spend 10 bucks and you'll be good for your trip.

[B]

Well, so I decided not to. And then Roger got mad.

[A]

Yeah. So we. We get there, and then I. I.

[B]

Also show up with Starbucks. Roger mad at me again. I'm trying to appease Roger.

[A]

I don't. I didn't ask for it, though. I didn't ask for it.

[B]

That's what a good team does.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

You know what I mean. I appreciate that we agreed to meet up, take the Uber together. What does that mean? We're getting breakfast together. I know that you have a lovely fiance. You're gonna have breakfast. You and I were getting breakfast.

[A]

It means exactly what I said it meant, which is we meet there, we take an Uber there. Why would you.

[B]

Well, you have to assume that I'm getting Starbucks regardless. Get Starbucks every single day in this.

[A]

When you were there, how long were you. How early were you there?

[B]

30 minutes. Okay, so here's the problem. As I drove in, chat. Okay. As I drove in and I hit the final exit to drive into work, I said, oh, snap, I don't know where my headphones are. And I said, I left them right on. Right on the bedside.

[A]

Yep.

[B]

I knew exactly where they were. I had 25 minutes, and I had to make a decision. I can either go back and be maybe five minutes late, or I can let it ride. And so I let it ride. I pulled in five minutes late. I pulled in, and I said, I'll get Starbucks ordered. I'm gonna get my. I'm gonna lay down because, like, it was a beautiful day. I'm gonna Lay down in the car. I'm gonna get my feet out the window and just relax, listen to some music while Roger gets. While Roger pulls up. And that's exactly what transpired.

[A]

And I arrived perfectly on time.

[B]

Right on time.

[A]

You did a lot on the podcast and said that I was late. That's not true. A lot of lying going on.

[B]

Well, you're gonna be late in something.

[A]

What?

[B]

You'll be late. Oh, well, Roger, you can't. You're gonna be late.

[A]

I will be late, everybody. We'll talk about that. I can't believe I didn't forgot about that. I try to block that out of my memory. So yeah, I get there. I arrive after having breakfast with my beautiful fiance, get there, and I see Mike, just his feet hanging out the window. Tracksuit, by the way, which I didn't mention his tracksuit. That's my flight. Yeah, I know, I get it. Your flight. Tracksuit, right, Looking to fly. Right? And then you're just zoning out, fucking duning and gooning, fucking looking at TikTok and Reddit and you're scrolling, scrolling, scrolling. And then yeah, of course you tell me, hey, I have no clothes. I like started off, you said I don't like any of my clothes, but.

[B]

I was, I was very open and honest and vulnerable with you, and you like to make fun of me, but I'm in a vulnerable spot, okay? As many of you know, I'm fat now. I'm like gaining weight. There's a possibility that I might die soon, just so you all are aware. Write that down. Okay? I'm saying it to you now. And so I told Roger, very vulnerable. I was like, roger, see, here's the issue is I, I'm just getting very fat now and I'm growing out of all the clothing that I have, which means I have to go buy new clothes. But I'm not quite at the level of where I should be fat wise. So I'm in this like mid ground where I'm too fat for sure for shirts that I own. I'm not fat enough for the shirts that I buy. And so I was very open and honest and he started making fun of me for telling him the truth.

[A]

No, that's not what happened. Chat. What happened, Chad, is that he just, this is what he says. I got three pairs of jeans and I got clothes I don't like. That's all you said. You say, hey bud, I'm really in a vulnerable place. Like, hey guys, let's, let's just compare. What do you think? Mike would do when talking to me, do you think he says, hey, Roger, I'm in a really tough spot. I'm going through a lot of body dysmorphia. I know that. Or he just says, ah, Slappy, don't worry about it. I'll get more clothes in Vegas. I'll get more clothes.

[B]

Well, that was the thing. I was thinking. It's like, if there's a problem, I'll just buy some clothes out in Vegas. It's gonna be fine. You know what I mean?

[A]

So he tells me all that, and then he tells me. He tells me, like. Like. Like just maybe four to five things, four to five punches in the face that he knows are gonna piss me off on purpose. Like, start off, I got. I got four. I got all my clothes I hate. Didn't bring toiletries, right? That's two.

[B]

Yeah. Starbucks coming. Starbucks.

[A]

Starbucks is three. Starbucks is three. Oh, what? Oh, no. TSA Precheck.

[B]

No. I said, roger, I know you like to be the dad of this, okay? Yeah, you got to chill. I'll handle this. And Roger immediately got up tight of me. So he says.

[A]

What he says to me is like, I don't got TSA Precheck on my flight. And I said, oh, shit. Okay, let's head out right now. You got to talk to somebody. Did you call anybody on the phone? You can do that, calling people? Like, you can. I'm like, yeah, you can call, like, the airline, and they'll put it on your thing. You just need to tell them the number. Oh, I didn't think about that. Don't worry about this, Slappy. I've done this before. I'm gonna go right there. And to your credit, we get there, you walk right up to Clear. And then they didn't fix the problem. The problem was already fixed. Like, yeah, it just automatically fixed.

[B]

I think it just turns on Snowbank Mike.

[A]

Yeah, exactly. Just the white privilege. Like, it's like. It's like walking around with Jesus Christ everywhere. It's like, whoa, there's all these doors open. Water turns to wine. It's wild walking around with Micah. So, yeah, he walks in, he talks to the person. He looks at this thing up. Clear is there now. So now. Now we get to the confusion between. Mike of Mike is just very confused about brands. Now we got to go back a little bit.

[B]

Well, we have to rewind to Chicago when the kids sold me on Clear. And then I get a message from Clear saying, well, you gotta have TSA Precheck, but you get it for Free. And I'm like, all right, well, like, you already have my money, so sure. Now I've given these people my DNA, and I'm fucking now pre checked in. You know what type of DNA? Everything I got.

[A]

So we have to go back a week before this when Mike. And he told the story before. But Mike, Mike is talking to Kevin and is like. Kevin's like, hey, what are you going to do in Vegas? And Mike's like, oh, I want to take Go Womp Womp with Roger. I want to see a Raiders game.

[B]

Oh, I want to.

[A]

I want to go to Meow Wolf is what he kept on saying. I want to go.

[B]

I want to go 15.

[A]

I want to go to Meow Wolf is what you kept on saying, right? Meow Wolf is an art exhibit slash, you know, kind of puzzle room and escape room. It's a really cool thing. We'll talk about that in a little bit. He's like, I want to go to see Meow Wolf. I want to go to Meow Wolf. Greg overhears this, says, hey, there's somebody in the community that works at Meow Wolf. They've been meaning to get us into Meow Wolf for free. You send the like, let's make this happen. And then Mike, Mike, Mike is uptight today. And then I say, okay, I'll take care of this. Greg's like, I put you in an email. I cc'd all of you. And then I say, hey, Mike, what's the name of this, like, event in Meow Wolf? Event? I don't know. And he says, it's called Universal Horror Nights. Which, by the way, Universal Horror Nights is down the block. Not connected to this thing. It's in the same area. Not connected to Meow Wolf, Meow Wolf's own establishment. He says, it's Universal Horror Nights. And then he just won't tell me he's wrong. So I'm Googling it, and they do have a Halloween thing, but it's in, like, Arizona or something weird. And then I finally come to the realization that he just means Universal Horror Nights.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then I say, hey, Mike, they don't have any connection. He says, no, they're in the same building. Like, don't worry about. Just send them the email.

[B]

Send them the email.

[A]

I had to look at him and say, like, Mike, that's like emailing a sears when you're trying to get in touch with a GameStop. Just because they're in the same fucking mall, like, that doesn't mean anything. And then finally, I Get through it. I'm like, okay, well, it's two different things. Like, I just got to email Meow Wolf themselves and just get tickets. So, so sorry to say that. And then also to say that Mike then says, I got TSA Precheck Slappy. And I'm like, okay, cool. And then he keeps on saying, oh, I'll go in the same line with you. I'm like, okay, cool. And then he goes to the clear line, which is a shorter line.

[B]

They had a flag that had both of them on there. What was I supposed to do?

[A]

Well, it says there's a bunch of Clear machines, and it says clear.

[B]

I thought that's what TSA Precheck was.

[A]

Okay. No.

[B]

Which I'm blowing my mind here. It's like, why are there two different things doing this?

[A]

No. Yeah. So Clear. From what I've gathered, basically co ops TSA Precheck, it's like a more expensive version that's shorter, but TSA Precheck is.

[B]

The one you want that goes faster.

[A]

They both go fast. So tsa, it's like, super fast track.

[B]

They should pick a lane.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It's like a battle royale. Only one can survive.

[A]

I mean, I agree. Once privatized, I think, well, I'm giving.

[B]

Both of them my money.

[A]

So you're getting clear of the money. Yeah. And then you get to say pre check. So then you walk into the TS and the clear line, and then you.

[B]

Photo. I love it.

[A]

Yeah. And then you look so fucking, like, confused and bewildered as to what happened, because I have TSA Precheck. You have clear.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You go to the clear line. I go to the TSA Precheck line. You're way ahead of me.

[B]

Way ahead.

[A]

And then you just look at me like. Like, what happened? What just happened? Like, you teleported to Narnia. It's like, no, this all. Like, this is very clear what was going on, but.

[B]

Yeah, but what did I not do?

[A]

You waited for me.

[B]

I didn't leave you behind like somebody. Andy.

[A]

Andy.

[B]

You know what I mean?

[A]

Andy just left me. That was fucking nuts. That was, if y' all don't know. Andy just left.

[B]

Left.

[A]

He was right in front of me at TSA Precheck, maybe one person ahead of me, he just went away.

[B]

It was as if you grabbed your bags, and Roger was two bags behind you, and he just walked away from you.

[A]

We're all going to the same gate. We're all going to the same gate. Thanks, you Exodubs.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

So, yeah. So then that was the sitting. And of course, Mike goes and then spends $25 on a payday bar. Three waters and a Diet Pepsi.

[B]

I had to have it.

[A]

Yeah, cool.

[B]

I had to have it, Roger, because, you know, my rule here is I gotta have the water bottles. I gotta stay hydrated on the flight. Okay.

[A]

Yeah, okay. That doesn't show. Yep.

[B]

Gotta stay hydrated on the flight.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. Why did I buy that Pepsi? I don't remember.

[A]

Yeah, they will give you the Pepsi for free. You good?

[B]

Yeah. But I don't even remember if I drank the Pepsi. And then.

[A]

Yeah, it feels like you just disappeared.

[B]

I drank the Payday right in front of you. And you're like, I was really hoping you share half of that with me. I was like, yeah. I thought about it for a second, then I got lost.

[A]

Payday is actually my favorite candy bar. Just a heads up.

[B]

You like Paydays?

[A]

I love peanuts. I love nuts.

[B]

Write that down.

[A]

That makes sense.

[B]

Yeah. We didn't know he liked peanuts. Okay.

[A]

And then, of course, Mike wanted to buy earbuds. And after I did say, hey, you want to battle? You want to borrow my headphones?

[B]

I would never put you out like that.

[A]

I have extra headphones.

[B]

I'm a selfish lover. I would never do anybody like that. You know what I mean, Roger? He's like, I'll give you my headphones, Mike. Don't worry about it. I'm like, roger, just let me just go buy some cheap, bad skull candies. I proceed to go over there. They got two. They got rock your eardrums. And they got Sony ones above the 10 difference at 29.99, 39.99. And I'm just. I'm looking, I'm like, which one are the basic ones? You know what I mean? Where are the ones that I know? And I proceeded to just walk up and I was like, well, I don't know. Rock your eardrums.

[A]

Sony.

[B]

I'll pay an extra $10 for Sony. Turns out they were wireless and I didn't want them.

[A]

Yeah, of course. So then you then proceed to not use it. Either trips.

[B]

Either trip. And I thought about the night before. It's like, man, I should really charge those up. And I never did.

[A]

So, yeah, you were already in the hole for 120, 150, something like that. When it comes to all that.

[B]

Yeah, spend it.

[A]

I know.

[B]

Yeah, spend it before. And like I said, I might die soon.

[A]

You don't got to say that.

[B]

Putting it out there.

[A]

Okay, But I can say that too. You can't Be saying that because you see the people that, like, Theo Vaughn made a joke about that, like, recently, and everyone's like, oh, my gosh, like something might be going on. It's like, yeah, you know, I mean.

[B]

Like, there's something going on with Mike, I think.

[A]

Yeah, there is something. Ah, yeah. So then we get. There we go on the flight. Smooth flight, solid fight. You weren't sitting next to me. That was nice.

[B]

Yeah, we didn't get to sit next to each other. I was not happy about that one.

[A]

Try to move the seat, though.

[B]

No delays on this.

[A]

Delays. Oh, no delays. No, we were perfect.

[B]

Nice.

[A]

Yeah. The government hadn't shut down yet.

[B]

That's a good shout out right there.

[A]

Shout out the government.

[B]

Absolutely. Experience that one for sure. Yeah, yeah, that one's good.

[A]

Yeah. If you could share the screen, that'd be great. So this is us right here. Look at us looking. Cheese.

[B]

Look at us. Got my verdance cat on, you know, I'm excited.

[A]

Yeah, look at you, looking good.

[B]

Look at us ready to rock.

[A]

Bag behind you. Don't act like that's not a big bag.

[B]

Yeah, it's a duffel bag. That's also a backpack. Okay. And I also earned that being a heavenly employee, epic service provider. Okay. I was nominated for the month by providing epic experiences and epic service to our guests. Okay. And so that bag means it's nice.

[A]

That they did that instead of giving you a bonus.

[B]

Never once at the 13 years. 13 years. Here's a bag, here's a mug.

[A]

Well, I'm gonna bet, like, you were the type of guy back then, you.

[B]

Were like, yeah, yeah, I fucking love this bag. I got two bags. I got two bags. Two bags in a tent.

[A]

Yeah. This is all. This is my favorite. I didn't get to say this one. Mike was checking in. He. He's done this now three times. Every single time I'm in a hotel with him, he. I always check in. And it is a lightning fast interaction, right? It is truly like, hey, how you doing? Thanks. Here's the room key. Sign some stuff. Cool. Bye. Mike then proceeds to distract his person that he is talking to. We're chatting, they're just chatting so long to the point where I'm waiting for maybe five to 10 minutes, like, it is past me already checking in. He loves.

[B]

I want to know what their favorite restaurant is, what their favorite restaurants. You're asking them about, like, obscure restaurants.

[A]

They'Ve never heard of.

[B]

Like, wipe your mind. Okay. You got your friends and family in town. Where you taking us? And they always fumble the bag.

[A]

Always. It's like they've never been asked that question before.

[B]

Where we at?

[A]

Where we at?

[B]

Where we at?

[A]

So then, yeah, this is the Call of Duty lounge that they took us to.

[B]

Players.

[A]

The players line, which was really sick. It's beautiful. Yeah, yeah. It had all the backpacks over here. If you can see right there.

[B]

Big backpacks. We got those backpacks.

[A]

Yeah, those are backpacks. I left that at the hotel room on purpose. It is hard shelled and I loved it and I appreciate it. Call of Duty gave me a lot of cool swag, but it was kind of a wild choice for them to be like, here's a hard shell, full backpack and a duffel bag. That's a lot of stuff.

[B]

I loved it. I love. I always say, more the better. I loved all of it. And I was so happy.

[A]

That's the snowbug bike story. Snowbug Mike. More the better.

[B]

My favorite was when we filmed the Labubu video because they were definitely. You could tell the team, like, half of them that were like, clearly on the younger side were like, jazzed up about the Labubu idea. And then I think the older side was like, I don't know about this Labubu.

[A]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[B]

But then if you get the snowbike mic video of me getting this Labubu, you know, it absolutely hits, you know.

[A]

Okay, well, now, Tyler has now brought this to attention. That Those backpacks were 350 doll dollars maybe would have changed some stuff.

[B]

I thought it was my backpack they're talking about.

[A]

Oh, what backpack?

[B]

My cool devil.

[A]

Your heavenly one that they. So. Oh, no, no, no. He said, yeah, this was. It was really cool. I didn't show. I don't think I have the other.

[B]

Video with the streaming station, but they have streaming stations.

[A]

They had food there. Food was I. They had some cookies. A lot of the chocolate chips were gone. I ate all the.

[B]

I had Twizzlers. Remember when I got the pocket Twizzler?

[A]

Oh, is that what happened from there? That's pretty sick.

[B]

Yeah. I love the players lounge. They did this last year as well. It's just a nice central hub for all of the kids that they bring out, all the influencers that they bring out to have one place to go, meet their fellow friends, have a spot to hang out, have a spot to stream as well. There was about. This is, I don't know, probably 12 to 15 streaming stations right around the corner from where Roger's filming. That they have opened up all four days that we were there. You can still stream with your community. You don't have to miss out any time on that. So I really, really love what they did with that.

[A]

JG says, see, you could have fit it if you didn't pack toiletries. Roger. Great call. Great call. And then we have to talk about the thing that I hate the most, which my Kate's. That I hate. Yeah, I'm mad that I don't like this robot. I don't like this fucking robot, man. So they had this robot here that was dispensing drinks. And truly, there were at least three people working on this robot, making sure that it didn't break at all times. You had the woman right in front of us, the left, and you had two people in the back that were like the robot people. And the way that it worked, it was there, it was making cold brew and it was making boba, right? So it would have to. For the boba, you would have to have somebody, if you see it right there on the bottom left, that someone had already had to pre. Like, kind of dispense.

[B]

You gotta let the robot learn. You know?

[A]

That's what I'm saying?

[B]

This is what. This is like pre alpha. It's still learning.

[A]

Well, no, I'm trying to say we gotta let it learn. Just put fuck AI in its mind. Let it do everything right. Because this thing, all it does is pick up the thing, dispense some ice, and then fill it up and then just place it down. But it only places it down in one specific place. So people had to move this road, this thing around. There are more people tending to this robot than would need it to just have one person dispensable. And it would be 10 times better.

[B]

Yeah, but it was cool. And that's what many CEOs would tell you about AI robots.

[A]

Hey, listen. But it's cool. Does it really save us money? No. Is it dependable? No, but it's cool.

[B]

Look, the.

[A]

Funniest thing in the world.

[B]

But it's cool.

[A]

It's so cool, man. So, yeah, that was the robot right there. You can turn it off or not. I don't know what the rest.

[B]

Okay, one second. Perfect.

[A]

Yeah. So then Mike and I were like, hey, let's. Let's kind of reset our life. Let's eat some food. Let's go out.

[B]

Let's go eat big.

[A]

So we go over here, we eat some. We go to Roll and Smoke Barbecue.

[B]

Roll and Smoke Barbecue, where Roger chooses the meatloaf and I chose the two meat and one side. And I'll tell you what, I was immediately jealous of Roger's choice with the meatloaf.

[A]

Yeah, meatloaf was really good. It was. I've never had a meatloaf that was actually good. You know what I mean? My mom would make, like, the loose, like, ground beef one. And it's good enough, right? It tastes like a meatball. But this is, like, actually, like, pretty dense, and it, like, has, like, this. This texture to it that. I liked it.

[B]

I'm gonna say something crazy. I think your mom's meatloaf was better than.

[A]

Oh, yeah, you. You kind of put the.

[B]

I did not like the meatloaf.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yeah. But I think that's when I was dealing with my food poisoning. So, like, I was all around not feeling well. But, like, I definitely did not love this meatloaf. As much as I. The first day. As much as I was jealous of this meatloaf, the day of getting it, I was not really pleased with it.

[A]

Yeah, you were going through something, though. There was a lot.

[B]

We do something.

[A]

We'll talk about that a little bit. So then Mike and I, we head over. No, you can. You can look. We head over to. Oh, we have. Over to the weed shop. Yeah, turn off.

[B]

What a joke.

[A]

Yeah, we. We go to this weed shop, and Mike says, hey, this is, like, the biggest dispensary.

[B]

This is the world's largest dispensary. This is a big deal.

[A]

Are we sure that this is the right one? This might not be the right one. This might just be a big wheat.

[B]

The weirdest thing is, is, like, it's behind the Peppermint Rhino Strip club. It's in the middle of nowhere. Las Vegas, Nevada. It's my planet. 13. Hollywood. Which is the lamest casino on the Strip. Which isn't even on the Strip. It's off the Strip, right? And you walk up to this giant building, and mind you, we walked in towards the back, and so I'm like, oh, maybe we're in the back of it. And we walk up, I'm like, this is the lamest, weakest presentation I've ever been to at a weed shop.

[A]

Yeah, it was tough because it has, like, a nice, like, interior. But then the. Well, I mean, it's just, like. It's clean. It's, like, bright. I mean, look, it looks fine. And I like the kind of way that they. I don't think I have it here.

[B]

But bring up some photos. It's old Roger. He's not allowed to record in here with his little dji. But he's allowed to record on his phone.

[A]

That's the issue here, guys. I went to the Universal Horror Nights and they did the same fucking thing. They said, oh no, you can record on your phone, but you got to put away the fucking DJI in a. In a locker. I was like, excuse. And I said, do I have to pay for this locker? Yeah, $8.

[B]

We're not quite ready for the DJI.

[A]

Look, guys, Revolution DJI is the smallest camera in the fucking world. It is smaller than my phone. It is smaller than my phone and they wouldn't allow it.

[B]

I love that you bring up dji. No, but they know what a DJI looks like.

[A]

What's the name of this place?

[B]

Oh, it had a name, bro. I don't know what.

[A]

That's a weed shop. Okay, what's the. What's the name of the strip club? You remember the strip club?

[B]

Yeah. Peppermint Rhino. Spearmint Rhino Spearmint or Peppermint Spearmint think is what it's called.

[A]

Yeah, there it is. Okay, we're gonna. We're gonna go to the. We're gonna go here.

[B]

We gotta give him the street view, cuz. The street view at the front door of this.

[A]

No, this is San Jose. Is there multiple? Oh, there's multiple.

[B]

It's ridiculous, bro. Showgirl costumes is in front and then there's just a dead area.

[A]

I think this is it.

[B]

Yeah, show too. Yeah, that's the front of it though. We want to be on the other side of it.

[A]

All right, let's show the camera.

[B]

You want to show the camera? There you go.

[A]

All right, let's hope that I'm not doxing anything.

[B]

No, scoot up, scoot in, scoot in. You almost had it.

[A]

Where?

[B]

It's that giant building, but scoot in. Keep scooting, keep scooting, scooting some more. Click on Showgirl supplies in the alley. That's where the Wiggin shop is broken.

[A]

No, it's not here.

[B]

Okay, that's crazy. Alley. Where did that alley come?

[A]

We gotta walk around.

[B]

Yeah, walk us around.

[A]

Oh, it's right here. Dispensaries, right?

[B]

Reef dispensaries is what it's called. Yep.

[A]

I think there it is. Maybe they changed.

[B]

There it is. Keep going.

[A]

Yeah, right down here.

[B]

Show them the entrance. Show them how lame this entrance is. What are we doing? Yeah, so that's the entrance to this place.

[A]

Cure a leaf.

[B]

Yeah, Cure a leaf.

[A]

I don't think this is the biggest one. I think you just Went to a different one.

[B]

No, this is the biggest.

[A]

People were asking, is it this is it called this? And I was like, definitely not.

[B]

And I'll tell you what, this place, absolutely ridiculous.

[A]

Yeah, this place sucks.

[B]

Massive let down.

[A]

I don't mean to dox these people, but also, it's a business.

[B]

Well, yeah, we're giving them a Yelp review live on this podcast.

[A]

Yeah. So, yeah, this is it. So you gotta go in here, and then it's just a bunch of wire racks.

[B]

So slow.

[A]

So slow.

[B]

Get up on your game. You know what I mean? Roger, can we please go back to my photo of me and my backpack?

[A]

Okay. Yeah, yeah, turn it off.

[B]

Okay, one second. Can we. Can we show my backpack and then go back to this website for a second? Okay. This is what you get when you provide epic service. Okay? Outstanding customer service. You see this backpack? This is Snowbike Mike going out and out shining. Okay? Outclassing others, but also providing the experience of a lifetime for our guests. You see me, I'm waving at you. I'm greeting you. I'm asking how your day is, how can I help you on the slopes? How can I make sure you and your family have an experience of a lifetime?

[A]

Beautiful.

[B]

And that's how I got this backpack. Then we go to this weed shop. Then we go to this goddamn weed shop, and not a single person has any sort of hustle in their life. There's no greeting. There's no helping. There's no hustle. We stood there for 25 minutes as we slowly watched people not even greet the people they were talking with, just staring at wire racks.

[A]

I will say we had two girls.

[B]

Out there that were working here, just filling up the black cartridges in the back, doing nothing.

[A]

I will say it is a weed shop. So, one, everybody's high. And then two, everybody's very specific about their orders, right? So you have to get people going back and forth. Weed shops are very much like, from what I've gathered in my time being at weed shops. It's like, hey, what do you want? Like, what's the vibes like? That type of thing. You're very much like, I need to get the fuck out of here, and you're doing the rock.

[B]

Well, no, I. I like when they greet me with epic service.

[A]

Sure. I agree.

[B]

You know what I mean? We go down to Pacifica, you and I, we're chatting it up. It's Friday evening. What's. What's the vibe today, boys? What are we doing? Y' all getting active? You sitting on the Couch. What are we doing? You know what I mean? We didn't get any of that.

[A]

None of that.

[B]

Guy didn't even know what he was giving us.

[A]

Well, okay, well, that's another thing that's on you, Mike. Because then Mike, we get to the front of line and Mike's doing the freak, he's doing the Roger thing, which I don't know if the chat knows about this. I don't even know if you know much about this. I have this thing that I do sometimes where I have like a full on panic. I don't know if it's a panic attack, but I just like, I have like a, you know, fight or flight. I go full flight with just random activities. Like I'm in line for something and I'm like, I went to. When I went to Japan, I went to. I was in line for jeans eyewear. Right? So I get to the front of the line, you get new glasses, Right. And for some reason I had it in my head that my prescription was wrong. Like the one that I had saved to my phone.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So then I get to the front of the line, I wait like 15 minutes, I get to the front of the line and I look at the person, she looks at me, I look at my fiance and I just say, nope. And I leave. And I just left. I just. I had the thing where I need to get the fuck out of there sometimes.

[B]

See, I appreciate you thinking that, Roger. Yeah, mine was get the fuck out of there. But mine was more Vanger. Okay? Yeah, mine was. There's no AC in this building. Roger now doesn't want to hit the vape pen anymore. And these people are moving too slow. So my goal was, how do I get us out of this? Because it was ruining the vibe.

[A]

You could have just left.

[B]

Well, I was already in the front of the line. I had waited so long. You know what I mean? It was the principle. I should have left. Yes. But I was already in the front of the line from waiting for 25 minutes that I didn't want to leave yet. Right. You know what I mean? And so there's the thing, Roger, is now I'm in this tough spot of it's all building up and I want to get out of there because it's ruining the vibe. We had a great rolling smoke barbecue. We had a great landing, great players lounge. We're going to go to Halloween horror nights. And these guys slowing my vibe, you know what I mean? And so my goal was just hit it and quit it.

[A]

Hey, let's Share the screen because somebody in the chat said, you should have went across the street to planet 13. That's what we wanted. Wow.

[B]

We thought planet 13 was a hotel casino where Wiz Khalifa was performing. This makes a lot of sense. This. You know what? You know what? We walked right from Spider 13. You know what? Egg on our face. You know what? You know what? Let me just take a moment and just say we might have fucked up. Wow.

[A]

We genuinely thought that it was just a random casino, that Khalifa was performing it.

[B]

You know what? This makes sense. This.

[A]

You know what?

[B]

This. This makes sense.

[A]

Lesson learned.

[B]

We learned a valuable lesson right here.

[A]

Could have just done that.

[B]

About 72 hours too late. But you know what?

[A]

We felt good about that. So then, yeah, Mike gets to the front of the line. He wants to be done with this. So then he orders some weed. So he says, I want a mint. They said, we don't got mints. We got these little tablets. He orders the tablets. But then I was like, hey, man, what's. How many milligrams are this. The guy looks at me, says, I don't know.

[B]

I don't know why I put on as if I'm going to do it when I know better.

[A]

Yeah, you should. I don't know. Yeah.

[B]

I live a perfectly fine sober life. I didn't need this.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But, like, there I was, wasting my time.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Now I got to give the guy then.

[A]

No, you don't.

[B]

He's giving me the whole thing. Well, it's $22. You don't need to do any of that.

[A]

You can just leave.

[B]

I got to give you $7 and change.

[A]

But then you could have just kept that $7, but then you just put it right in the tip jar.

[B]

I gave it to him. You know what I mean? Providing epic service.

[A]

So Mike, of course, I knew his ass wasn't gonna take anything.

[B]

And then, of course, when we walk out, they're like, you gotta leave it in the little black bag. I'm like, lady, it's a thing of mints this big. I don't want. They're yelling at us, stop giving me E waste. Stop giving me E waste.

[A]

I should have never taught you the word E waste.

[B]

Let me just throw this away. Right? And so she's yelling at me. I'm giving her the look like God just put a bullet in my head right now. This is killing me right here. And so we made it out of there. Roger. That sucked.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So then we go, let's get to the good point.

[A]

We get to Halloween Horror Nights. And then. Yeah, it's. It's fucking awesome. It's beautiful inside. It has, like this.

[B]

Which is area 15.

[A]

Area 15.

[B]

Which is where we will be having Call of Duty next.

[A]

Yes, area 15. And then also that's where Meow Wolf is. But it's a huge venue. But. Yeah. So they have Universal Horror Nights. It's. It's. We've learned today it is a permanent installment.

[B]

And it feels permanent, which is crazy.

[A]

It's awesome. It's smart.

[B]

They're having Krampus come.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yeah. I got an ad that said coming.

[A]

That's honestly fucking sick, because I adored. I've never been to a Universal Horror Night ever in my life. I've always wanted to. And for about 100 bucks, you get four mazes that are really well done. And the whole ambiance of the place is really, well, really well made. Yeah, they have people running around scaring you. I think it's. I think it's worth the money, personally. I know it's a pretty.

[B]

You could pay a little bit more and you can have unlimited mazes. The hundred dollars we paid was just for the four.

[A]

Are there more mazes?

[B]

No, but you can just keep doing them.

[A]

Oh, no, you just want to do all four. No, you just want to do all four once. It's totally worth it. It's. It's definitely. If you.

[B]

I would have done one more. I would have done one more.

[A]

No, I just feel like it's not. The scare is gone now.

[B]

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre just felt like it went so fast. I would have.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. That's fair. 100 per person? Yes. No, 100 person in total? In total. Not per maze. 25 per maze. I guess, technically.

[B]

Yeah. 100 per person.

[A]

So, yeah, it's really good. I'll put. I'll start playing. What, this one here? Be warned, there's some flashing lights, but this is. Yeah. Mike, walk. Walking into. Which one is this? This is the Exorcist. The Exorcist Believer 1, which I didn't really have high expectations because the movie sucked. But this is the best one here, for sure. It is such a cool vibe. They did this crazy thing here in the middle, right? Is it here in the middle where they changed the walls? Mike didn't see. Oh, this is so funny. This part I didn't. Yeah. Flashing light warning. Sorry about that, y'.

[B]

All.

[A]

I gotta play this one.

[B]

They got me good the whole time. They got me good the whole time.

[A]

Yeah. But they have. They have a place, which I don't even know where it is. Where they. Where they switch over, like, the walls and they change the color. Like, the actual, like, texture of it. I think it's here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it was here. They go back. Whatever. It's fine. It was cool. It was sick. As Mike was scared. Yeah.

[B]

We live stream this. We got some great clips from this. We got to put this stuff up. This stuff.

[A]

This is really good. We got to do it. Yeah. But you got to check it out. That's awesome.

[B]

This is a dream piece of content that I always wanted to make.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I wish we pushed every year to be like, hey, can we somehow get a piece of the kind of funny crew down to Orlando and or LA and film us going through this? And we never get the opportunity to so to do this with you, Roger, was a big deal.

[A]

I just wish they let me use the DJI camera because it would have looked so much better.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Be able to use it. But hell yeah, I'm excited. I want to do regular Halloween horror nights with you. I want to actually do. I want to go to the Last of Us one. I don't know if they still have that anymore, but no, I want to do it all. I want to do it all here.

[B]

So much fun.

[A]

And then what else do we have here? We have here. Yeah. Halloween horror nights. Look at us. Looking good.

[B]

Bought a T shirt.

[A]

It's a nice.

[B]

I survived Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I. I did it.

[A]

I will. I will give it to you. Like that price for the T shirt. Not bad. It's like 30 bucks.

[B]

They were pretty good.

[A]

Not bad. Very high quality shirts too.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, the skinnies. The skinnies. So here we are. Night one. Okay. Night one. Roger's kind of Night one. Roger's vibes aren't quite aligned yet. Okay. It's not aligned with the Vegas mentality quite yet. Okay. We've gotten in safely. Everything has come up. Mike and Roger, we're here together. Ready for Codnex. We're up right now. And I'm trying to encourage Roger, like, let's let loose a little bit. You know what I mean? Backed out on the weed pen. Totally cool, right? Didn't want to go to the Bellagio for dinner. Totally cool.

[A]

Did not want double margaritas for $40.

[B]

Refused to take the double margarita.

[A]

I mean, I came around.

[B]

You did come around, but it was a different night. Right. And so he wasn't aligned quite yet. And as you know, I've been playing a lot of Pokemon Emerald, and somehow for Some reason in Pokemon they expose children to gambling. Very odd, so random slots and roulette. And it was crazy that, you know, I found a lot of luck and a lot of love on Purple Skitties inside of Pokemon Emerald. And I was hitting. I've been hitting so much that it was like. It's speaking to me that we have to go and gamble.

[A]

Because you're not usually a gambler. Because I would go. I went to Tahoe with you and you weren't that person. You didn't.

[B]

I mean, I know, I know we're gonna lose. I know we're gonna get. So I didn't need to.

[A]

Yeah, but now you're addicted.

[B]

Well, I said I'm getting. I'm hitting Purple skitties.

[A]

Yeah. So now I gotta do it.

[B]

It's like I gotta buy a lottery.

[A]

I like how you said that Pokemon Emerald was introducing small children to it, but it's introducing Growned Ass Adults, aka.

[B]

Snowbug Mike Mike to that. And so I looked at Roger, I was like, here's the deal, man. We gotta hit this. And Roger was like, I'm not really in the mood. Let's save it for later. And I was like, don't worry about it. I'll put down the hundred. Let's do this, this. And Roger started to see the. The future here. Because we were absolutely hitting numbers here, hidden. We started to play the table. Show them the table really quick. Show them the table.

[A]

So yeah, we were green, right? Yeah, we were.

[B]

We were green. No, we weren't green. We weren't green. I don't think we were green. Oh, yeah. Black 22. That's what we had to a lot of black 22.

[A]

That splitting the zero, which was definitely not worth.

[B]

Roger did like me splitting the zeros. But I said, roger, there will always be a great reset and you need to be ready. It did hit once, but once out of 70 turns that we played, not enough, right? Black 22, hits 4, hits 6 and 9. Hit a lot. We like 6 and 9. And so throughout night one, we started with a hundred. All of a sudden now we're up to $400. We're up $300. And Roger is seeing the code. Yeah, he's getting free drinks. He's excited. He's loving this energy.

[A]

I loved it, man. I fell in love with roulette specifically. I cannot do blackjack because you just lose the money. Im. Yeah, I loved the way that $100 can. If you are just decently spreading it out, you're gonna hit like that's just how this.

[B]

We got a good chance.

[A]

You got.

[B]

We didn't find love in the 30s.

[A]

Yeah. The 30.

[B]

31 through 36. We never found enough.

[A]

Never found it, never hit.

[B]

And whenever it hit down there, we always lost that.

[A]

Yeah, exactly. So we were spreading out. We were just stretching that hundred out for the next few days, which was.

[B]

Yes. And I love that. Like, we played with multiple people. There was this one lady with her husband, and her husband was clearly, like, enough Sharon. And Sharon looked at him and, like, gave him the nod, and he had to, like, hand her more money. And then they left, they came back, she put down more of his money, lost it all. She then looked at him, and she goes. She gave him the. She gave him the wave off of. No, no, no. And she reached into her own pocket, throws down more money. She was in it, dude.

[A]

And she was, like, truly, like, looking at it like it was a science. Like, she was spreading out.

[B]

She was playing the board. She was doing the snake.

[A]

It was wild.

[B]

And I said to Roger multiple times was like, let's follow her. And Roger looked at me, he's like, no.

[A]

And guess what?

[B]

We will not follow her.

[A]

We got arrest a few times.

[B]

And he locked in.

[A]

Yeah, I locked in.

[B]

He locked in. Then we had the Chicago Bears family come in.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Her birthday.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

And she kept telling me to put it on 30, and I accidentally put it on 33.

[A]

She got mad about that. She got mad at that. That was fun, though. So, yeah, we hit that, and then. Yeah, here's the next one. Is. Oh, I gotta zoom out now. There it is. And then, bing, there it is. Look at me. Was that 300 bucks right there?

[B]

Now, this was. This was you without me.

[A]

No, no, no. This is the night. This is the same night.

[B]

Oh, yeah, this is what I said. Yeah, yeah. We sent it to Nick.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. So this is me with the Modelo, $300 in. That was nice.

[B]

Look at this smile.

[A]

I was so happy.

[B]

Look at this smile.

[A]

So happy.

[B]

This was. This was the smile of the weekend. Of, like, this was when Roger was.

[A]

Like, I'm here, I'm here.

[B]

I'm here in Vegas. Ready to have some fun.

[A]

And then we went up to the Skyfall, which is the top of the W, and we looked at this beaut to. And me and Mike took a nice little.

[B]

We had a nice little photo. Nice little drink right there. Also, that one guy with his loving wife came. And the Skyfall Lounge was odd because they have this beautiful deck, and they closed it off in the middle. But they only had two sides available, and so they only let people stand on these tiny little sides.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And this guy with his wife show up, and clearly the whole deck is, like, wide open, except for these two areas where we're all jammed up. And the guy goes, can we go over there? What did I say to him?

[A]

Roger, you said, you can do anything, sir. Which is insane, by the way. An insane line to say to a stranger.

[B]

He's in Vegas having a good time.

[A]

You can do anything, sir. And I know that that is definitely the way that you see life. Like, you can do anything, sir.

[B]

This man was 62 years old with his wife.

[A]

Ken Jr. Insane response. You could do anything, sir.

[B]

This man was 62 years old with his wife. Wife. Looking to have an experience of a lifetime.

[A]

Empty. No one's in there.

[B]

The fucking bar is empty, Roger. They blocked it off. And you're gonna tell me. I'm gonna look at that man, and be like, nah, man, they got it blocked off. You can't go stand over there and get a view. Look at the back of my head instead. No, I said, sir, get on over there. Have a wonderful night. Show him the bag. Show the photo with the bag. Again. We got the photo with the bag. My bag.

[A]

Shut up.

[B]

Show the photo with the bag, Roger. Okay. Show the photo with the bag. Now, here's the deal, Mitchell, the. You're hit it. I hit it. I hear that. I hear that. Mitchell, the bar back over there, who kicked him out, he wouldn't get this bag. Okay? Because I would have looked at Ron and his loving wife Barbara, and I would have said, ron and Barbara. You know, right now we have the station closed down, but I can see you guys having a fun time. I'm gonna allow you guys to enjoy this beautiful view. Please be respectful. I don't want to clean again. Have a great time. Yeah, and Ron would have been like, you know what?

[A]

I'm buying another drink.

[B]

Epic service. I'm getting you a backpack.

[A]

No, no, no. You get. I take half the tips, though. Those tips are for the team, not for you.

[B]

And so, yeah, we really enjoyed the bar. That was a nice way to cap off night number one.

[A]

Yeah, that was really nice. And also, like, again, I'm very frugal. 25 bucks for a drink, Expensive. But they didn't charge you for the. For the Skyfall to go up there. You just charge you for the drink that's worth the price of a mission. It's a beautiful view. And then that night, I had a moment Where I had. I forgot a toiletry of my own. I forgot.

[B]

Oh, snap.

[A]

I forgot toothpaste. So I did the responsible thing of like, okay, well, it's a five star hotel.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

It's a five star hotel. Right? I'm gonna call up and I'm gonna say, hey, do you have toothpaste? And then they said, yeah, we have toothpaste. We can send over a complimentary. No, they said, we can send over a dental pack for you.

[B]

Oh, a dental pack is nice. I would assume that has floss, a toothbrush and toothpaste.

[A]

You would be mistaken. Just a shitty toothbrush and toothpaste. No floss. So they said. And I was like, hey, I did say the thing. I said, is this complimentary?

[B]

It's a good call.

[A]

And they said, yes, it is complimentary, sir.

[B]

Show them what you got. Yeah, and then let's just set the tone after yelling at Mike. Okay. You know, now, mind you, I'm probably. I did tell Roger, I said, don't ask how much it was, because I'm definitely $100 in on. I bought eyebrow tweezers.

[A]

Why you did not eat Alibro tweezers. Eyebrow tweezers.

[B]

You know, here's the deal. Here's the deal.

[A]

Here's the deal, Michael.

[B]

They had the super mirror. They had the super mirror over there. And like, you know, the mirror that zooms in. And so I was like, ah, I'm gonna. I'm gonna tweeze these eyebrows up right now. I'm gonna lock them in. And so I bought that. I bought toothbrush, toothpaste, deodorant, face lotion, and eye drops.

[A]

I had eye drops.

[B]

That was a hundred bucks. That was definitely a hundred dollars. Okay, but this is what Roger got. This is what Roger got. Chat.

[A]

I will say it looks bad. I will say it looks bad. No, I didn't. Sorry.

[B]

But that gets you through. But that gets you through, Roger.

[A]

Yeah, I mean, it did. It did work. Yo, boys. What you do, make sure you flip.

[B]

Okay, cool.

[A]

Thank you, bear. Appreciate you. You have a good night.

[B]

See you, homie.

[A]

It is comically small. The guy did give me two of them. And guess what?

[B]

That lasts you.

[A]

That one lasted me the entire trip.

[B]

Oh, that's amazing.

[A]

Yeah, I'm not. I'm not. You shouldn't use too much tooth that. You shouldn't be, like, just dousing the entire thing. How much toothpaste using?

[B]

I get the whole toothbrush covered.

[A]

Well, yeah, but I have the small little ones. I have, like, the. The Electric one. I have the fancy electric one. I might use like a long one so it doesn't take that much.

[B]

Maybe you double up on those.

[A]

What do you mean?

[B]

Well, because they're so small, it's just like a little circular head. You double up.

[A]

Oh, I put like a whole.

[B]

You get the top row. Put another glop on. Get the bottom.

[A]

Bottom. I don't need. I didn't need that much and they gave me two, so I think it was fine.

[B]

Well, I'm glad that you got that.

[A]

Thank you. I got this for free. It was for free. I felt happy with it. It was good toothpaste, too.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

I was not using those brushes, though. They look awful. So, yeah, that was it. That was night one. Now we get to night two. Day two.

[B]

Day two. So day two is Sunday. This is when I said, roger, if we are not pulled for the middle of the day Polaris event, go to this Raiders game. Of course. Thankfully, we were pulled for the 1 o' clock Polaris event, which means no Raider game, but a ton of sleep. And so that rocks. Shout to everybody who stood up and did the 6am and 7am block. You're incredible. Thank you for biting that bullet. Mike and Roger would not have been happy with that one.

[A]

Yeah, that was incredible.

[B]

And so me and Roger, thanks to the crew over at Call of Duty, teamed up with Polaris once again to send us out to the middle of the desert to rip it in the razor. Okay. And this was sick.

[A]

This was sick. We were with your boy, but now he's. He's our boy. Tyler Robertson.

[B]

Yeah. I can't wait to tell a story about you and Tyler. Really connecting. Oh, I was third wheeling and I left. It was beautiful because they were so locked in that I had to walk away.

[A]

Tyler's my goat. He. He's incredible. Had an amazing time talking to him and connection with him.

[B]

And we got to spend time with Seth Macy and Seth really fun AC.

[A]

Seth Macy is so fun. Yeah, he is so energetic. He is like great energy. He is a great energy man. He needs to come to the studio. We need to get both of them on some podcasts. But yeah, Seth meeting Seth was awesome. He's the nicest person in the world. So, yeah, we ripped it in Polaris. Race cars. Not race cars. What do you call those?

[B]

Razors.

[A]

Just Razors. Okay. We'll call them Razors, but yeah. Here's a little video of this is. I believe Tyler and I want you to apologize to me.

[B]

I. I will, Roger. That was Roger, I will apologize.

[A]

Guys, put the face gap. Put the face. Because it was a lie. It was a lie, Roger.

[B]

Well, you did start slow, but thanks to Coach Mike's encouragement, you drove really fast.

[A]

I did drive really fast.

[B]

Okay. I got Roger comfortable behind the wheel very quickly because I knew. I knew you and your Toyota yards. I'm gonna clip it out right now. This is Snow Bike Mike apologizing to Roger right now. I took a shot at him earlier in the podcast, and I said he only went 15 miles. Miles an hour. That's not true. Okay. He went 15 miles an hour at first. And I said, roger, you got to believe in the craft. You got to let this puppy purr. Let it rip. And Roger put his foot down on that throttle, and this thing ripped. I mean, he went up to 35 miles an hour, and it was getting sideways. And I was really proud of Roger for not being afraid behind the wheel. So Roger really stepped up because it is one of those. I will say, last year when we did the awesome Polaris Razor event, they had professional drivers with us. This time around, we got to go behind the wheel ourselves. And I told the team, I said, I want us to go really fast. What was the word, Roger?

[A]

Send it.

[B]

Set the tone. I said, set the tone early. Let's get out there, and let's go really fast. And so I stepped up to be number one.

[A]

This is me driving.

[B]

I went first.

[A]

Thank you, Seth Macy. Yeah, this is me ripping it. Getting around 28. But the issue is the car in front of us.

[B]

It was also locked at 30. We were. We weren't allowed to go over 30 miles an hour, and we had. We were in a group of seven people in front of us.

[A]

They can't see it. Oh, never mind.

[B]

So we were locked into whatever. Yeah, it's not popping up.

[A]

That's weird.

[B]

So we were locked into whatever the people in front of us were doing. And so we were kind of in a long line. Yeah. But we still were able to hit some high highs. We were still able to really grip it and rip it on some nice turns out in the. The desert. And it was a lot of fun to see that terrain. Right. I think a lot of kids from around the globe maybe don't get to see the, you know, the Nevada desert. Oh, beautiful. Like I have before. And so getting out there like that is really special and a whole lot of fun. And so to have Roger, Tyler, Seth, and myself experience that with so many other was really, really dope. And it's fun. Yeah, right. Because you rip this thing in the game, but then when you're ripping it in real life, it's a different feeling.

[A]

Yeah, this is me right here. Let me adjust this. I don't know why this is like that. Yeah, this is me right here, just ripping it. Just ripping it. Going 26, 27. Yeah. The card in front of us or the car in front of that.

[B]

Yeah. We don't want to call Jay Broski.

[A]

Was it Jay Broski?

[B]

That was Jay Broski. No, Jay Broski.

[A]

Oh, well, no, he was fine.

[B]

And I told those two, I said, you got. You guys got a rich. Yeah, you guys gotta rip a little faster for the boys back here.

[A]

For the boys.

[B]

We're trying to get out there.

[A]

This video is from Seth Macy over on Instagram, Seth G. Macy. So thank you so much for beautiful stuff out there. So, yeah, we ripped it. We had a good time. Shout out, Tyler. Shout out, Seth.

[B]

That was Sunday.

[A]

Yeah, that was Sunday. They had the boo boo out, which was nice. That was. And then over here. What else did we do that day? Oh, yeah, we. Oh, we got drunk that night. We went to. We hit the skitties again. We hit. We went to the roulette table.

[B]

This is when you sent it.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

So this is when I pulled back a little bit. Had a little too many margaritas the night before.

[A]

Yeah. So then you start doing this.

[B]

I let Roger grip it and rip it. Yeah. And I was just like, let's get back after it. I'm like, roger, with you, I'll do anything. Okay. So we went back out to the casino floor.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

When we first went down there, I said, roger, before we start, I want to eat. And, like, Roger was ready to play, which I'll give it to. I, of course, was pushing. Let's go somewhere. And Roger was like, no. Like, let's just keep it close. And I was like, that's totally cool with me, Rog. That's fine. So we kept it close. We walked down to the nice strip of restaurants there, and we walked up to the steakhouse. And for some reason, the whole hallway smelled like booty ass.

[A]

Booty straight ass.

[B]

It was crazy. I don't know if it was coming. Coming from the aquarium of Mandalay Bay. I don't know if it was coming from the T. Mobile arena walkway. I don't know if it was the restaurant, but the whole walkway where all their fine dining restaurants were at the W. Mandalay Bay smelled like ass cheeks.

[A]

It was disgusting. And it was one of those.

[B]

It hurt the smell. You can Ignore it.

[A]

I looked at you, Mike, and then I was like, am I just being a bitch right now? Am I just being a baby? And you looked at me and you just said, we gotta leave. And I was like, wow. That's what you said?

[B]

This is gonna ruin my dinner. And this was my dinner. Dinner.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, I was really hungry. This is what I wanted to eat. And so we sat down at this restaurant and Roger looked at me and I. He was like, don't even get the drinks.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I told this lady, get the. Get the water. And he said, no, no, we gotta go. And so we stood up and we left. And I was like, shit, I'm gonna be hungry. Right?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But then we put it on the line. We started hitting skitties again. And we were. We were hitting. We were definitely hitting on the first half. And then our guy took a break. And there was a moment where we were up. He went to go take a 15 minute break. Roger put in a drink order and I needed to pee where we should have all left. But I was like, you know what, Mike? Watch of the money right now. Since Roger put in the drink order, we'll just ride it. You know, we'll just. We'll just.

[A]

Well, I also. I didn't before I put in a drink order. I was like, I need alcohol in me. I'm gonna go get a drink. How much can it be, right? So then I look at you and I. Yeah, the drink woman wasn't around, so I was like, okay, okay, let's go. I'm gonna go. You stay here. I go, hey, let me get two double marks. Cool. Makes them. And it's like the, you know, like out. Like out the spit, the. The spigot or whatever, right?

[B]

Yeah, they got. They got. That's sweet and sour coming out of that.

[A]

Yeah, they just, you know, I mean, Phil, I didn't even think Seer put.

[B]

Alcohol in it, but there was lime juice and sweetness.

[A]

She just kind of like, like. Yeah. Squirts it in there, puts the thing. Doesn't even put salt on the rim. Right. Gives it to me. I'll be $80. I almost had a fucking panic attack. I was like, excuse me, $80. I paid it, whatever. And then. Yeah, of course, when the drink lady came around right after that, I said, give me some more margarita. Because I was like, you know what? I'm gonna. I'm milk this place for as much as I can get.

[B]

And that's when we crashed.

[A]

Yeah, that was a crash.

[B]

That's when we just. We Couldn't pick a number.

[A]

We couldn't. We don't know what was happening.

[B]

We proceeded to just crash out. And we lost all $400 that night.

[A]

Yes, we did. But I will say that's on you, though, a little bit.

[B]

I mean, here's the deal. It's 100% on me because as the watcher of the money the first night and second night, right? Because they wouldn't let Roger. Roger gamble.

[A]

They wouldn't let me do it.

[B]

That was on me because I should have pulled the ripcord knowing that the.

[A]

Hundred should have been our minimum and then we should have left.

[B]

Yes. It wasn't. It wasn't our vibe. I knew right then and there. I could see it happening right in front of me. I've been there before. Of like, here it is. The. The guy has changed. We got a new dealer. This isn't our vibe. We're lo. We lost one. We lost two. I really had to pee. I knew it was the time to go, but I said, we'll wait for Roger's drink. And we lost it all before Roger.

[A]

We lost it all. If you can show really quick, this is the food that they had at the. I love this food, man. It was perfect. They had all these stupid names for it. They had flashbang Wellingtons, which are, you know, exactly what you.

[B]

Fantastic.

[A]

Yeah, this is me walking around. Oh, this is my favorite. They had sniper skewers. And then they had some. Yeah, but they also had. What's it called? Chicken salad sandwiches, bro. I ate three of these things.

[B]

We did eat big over here.

[A]

I ate huge.

[B]

Yeah, it was crazy because, like, I had two sliders and Roger was like, oh, I ate big.

[A]

I ate huge.

[B]

And I was like, Roger. Like, that was like lunch. Like, it was. I didn't even eat that big. And Roger was like, no, Mike. Like, I ate big. I don't need dinner. And I was like, I need dinners.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I ate big. I ate big.

[B]

And he also took a lot of snacks. Oh, this was. Dude. And this is when I left the T shirt behind.

[A]

Yeah, you can tell this way. Drop the thing.

[B]

So you know I'm fat. I'm going through it. You know what I mean? And so I bought. Thanks to TikTok, the algorithm, they know I bought Shapewear for men, which is. Which is just a. A very tight under teeth.

[A]

Spanx Span.

[B]

I bought three of them, okay. And I wore them. And it's like just so tight on my body. So tight on my body. I wasn't feeling good.

[A]

But Wait, wait, you wore one?

[B]

Yeah, I wore one.

[A]

Okay. I thought you said he bought three. Wore one.

[B]

I wore three of them at once. So I wore one as we head out to the ATV for Polaris. And when we arrive, I was like, this doesn't feel good. It's too tight on my body. You know, I'm already struggling to breathe as is. I'm gonna die. You know what I mean? So I gotta ditch this. So I immediately go to the bathroom, take it off, throw it in the trash right away, and I was free. Didn't wear one the rest of the trip.

[A]

Oh, so you threw away the one underneath. You didn't throw away the nice one that says Snowbank Michael in the back?

[B]

No, that's my Polaris jersey.

[A]

Okay, I thought. I thought you were throwing away the Polaris jersey for some reason.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no.

[A]

Yeah, you would never do that.

[B]

Never, never.

[A]

So, yeah, we. We eat the food and, yeah, then we. That was the night that we lost all the money.

[B]

And then Roger. A thousand snacks.

[A]

Took a thousand snacks. Roger loved the snack I brought sn. I'm eating them now today. That was good. But, yeah, so then we. We hit the table big. And then we.

[B]

We go out to eat.

[A]

We go out to eat. We go out to eat.

[B]

So we take a walk over to the Lux store, because that's the only place where there's a New York house open for dinner. And I'm like, well, we have to go eat. It's 11:30 at night. Like, let's go, Roger. And so Roger and I walk over. They got a Raiders store, which I'm trying to explain to Roger. We need to buy something for Nick. He wouldn't let me do it. No, Very against.

[A]

I stand by that.

[B]

Met some nice kids at the anime import store.

[A]

Oh, that's my favorite story is that I told Mike a week going into this. I said, mike, I just want to let you know, just kind of like, give you the heads up. Yeah, I'm going to pull the mic on your ass. I'm going to get your ass one time. And what the mic is, is he walks up to somebody, he has a conversation. It's me, this other person, and Mike. And then Mike always, what he does.

[B]

Get the conversation flowing. Get him over to Roger. Walk away.

[A]

Just walk away in the middle of a conversation. And now, not to say I'm stuck with the person, but, you know, now I feel obligated to continue this conversation maybe longer than it should have gone on because Micah's just left and the other person notices every single time. They always notice. They never not notice, Right?

[B]

They don't notice.

[A]

So then I was like, I'm gonna do that to you because hurt people. Hurt people. And we go to this anime import store, and the person's nice as hell, right? The nicest person. And they're into Xbox, which is wild, by the way, because, you know, Xbox has three fans.

[B]

Box is down right now.

[A]

Xbox is down. This guy's really into Xbox. He cares, like, it was a wild amount. He was talking about how he's playing south of Midnight. He's talking about Dragon Age, right? And then I'm talking to this guy. I'm a little drunk.

[B]

South of Midnight.

[A]

I'm pretty drunk, actually. And then he's talking about Dragon. Dragon Age. And I say, oh, I didn't play it. Mike did. Over here. Mike, you play Dragon Age, right? Mike says, oh, yeah, I played Dragon Age. And then he says, oh, yeah, yeah, I'm excited about. No. Mike says, what game are you excited about? And he says, oh, I'm into Fable Bang. That's my moment. I look at this guy and I say, oh, did you know that this guy over here hosted an Xbox podcast? What? You did? And I just kind of disappear into the night. I disappeared into the night. It was awesome. It was good.

[B]

He got me for 20.

[A]

Good 20. It would just disappear. And kind of walked around a little bit. It was nice.

[B]

It was bad. Then we go over to the food court, and I told Roger, I said, I'm buying this pizza. And Roger was like, I don't want pizza. And I was like, roger, I'll buy you anything you want. It doesn't matter. It's 11:30 at night. We gotta eat. And I go, you want a stromboli? And Roger goes, what the hell's a stromboli? And at that moment, another man just looks right at Roger. He goes, you don't know what a stromboli is. And so these two are now talking strombolis. I order us two slices of pizza. Regardless. Like, just get the pizza going right now. Now, as Roger's talking with this man about the stromboli, what did he tell you?

[A]

Yeah, he's telling me about how important a stromboli is and how it's basically like a pizza in a. Some type of bread. And then you could take the cheese and, I'm sorry, the. The. The sauce and put it on top of the stromboli. In my head, I'm like, that's just the Calzone.

[B]

That's a calzone.

[A]

So I don't know what the he's talking about, but he's really into this.

[B]

He's talking about sauce is not in.

[A]

The sauce is very important. He likes these. Says they skimp out on the sauce on the pizza. He really wants. He really is excited for a stromboli. So then what happens?

[B]

Well, let me tell. Let me tell you how it works.

[A]

Let's turn on the AC because it's getting hot in here.

[B]

Oh, dude. Why did the AC turn on? Dude, I had the AC cranked in the hotel. All triple.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And it never turned off.

[A]

Did you notice? Oh, yeah, it never did.

[B]

They're very nice about that. Shout out to the W for letting the ACs just. Yeah, just letting all the 68 all day long.

[A]

That was sick.

[B]

It's fantastic. And so here's how it goes. Me and Roger sit down, we eat the slices of pizza. I proceed to look at Roger. I go, okay, I'm gonna stand up. I'm gonna throw our stuff away and grab a napkin to blow my nose. Let's get out of here. Meaning get up, start walking to the exit.

[A]

Are you sure you didn't say I need to use the bathroom?

[B]

That's what I said.

[A]

You didn't say I need to use the bathroom. No, I could have sworn you said you were using.

[B]

So I stand up. I walk over to the trash can, throw everything away. I'm looking at Roger, who is now standing up and not moving. He is actively not moving anywhere. And I'm to going, what is his deal right now? And so I go, okay, it's fine. I walk towards the front door of the entrance, and now I've locked eyes on Roger, who's staring at his phone. He's smiling, having the time of his life, and I'm loving that. Right? I start to take a photo of Roger to just say, hey, I'm looking at you. Let's get it going. No response. I go, okay, let's see what happens. He's smiling, he's looking around. I go, okay, this is odd. And then I see Roger walk over to a man sitting down and proceed to take a food item from this man and put it in his mouth, where I got this iconic photo of Roger eating a stranger's food in a mall food court. And I sent this to Roger saying, what are we doing here? And what happened, Roger?

[A]

Okay, so this Stromboli guy, I see him when I'm throwing away stuff, and I'm like, hey, man, how Was the stromboli.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I'm gonna be honest. Let's just take the. Peel the curtain back, right? I. When I looked over at him, I was hoping that the stromboli was still there.

[B]

Roger. Roger likes to claim that he knew this man was going to give him the strong bully since the inception of being introduced to him 25 minutes ago.

[A]

I knew it. This guy was so passionate about this food that if that food item was still on his table, he would give me some. So I throw. So I throw away my stuff. I see him, I say, hey, man, how was the stromboli? He looks at me and says, hey, man, it was pretty good, actually. I liked it a lot. I looked down at his plate. I see that it was cut in half perfectly. And then he says, you want a bite? I said, oh, oh, you sure? Like, I act modest, right? Like, oh, you sure? You sure? Oh, I wouldn't do that. Are you sure? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Get in there, get in there, get in there. Have a little bite. I say, okay. I see it was perfectly cut, so, you know, it's all good. So I get in there.

[B]

It's all good. As if he's not munching out of this, right?

[A]

So it was perfectly cut. I go, I take a bite, about to take a bite, and he says, hey, hey, you gotta get the sauce in there. Oh, dummy me. I should have gotten the sauce earlier. Now this is where it gets messy. Because, of course, this guy did just dip his shit into the sauce.

[B]

Oh, he double dipped.

[A]

Double dipped. I'm sure.

[B]

Definitely double dipped.

[A]

Double dip. He's not doing this a nice way, right? So I take a fork. I kind of politely put the sauce onto my stromboli. His stromboli, but my stromboli.

[B]

Now, I like that there's a third man watching as well. Yeah, he was with the fucking.

[A]

He was with his friend. So then I go. And then I take a bite of the stromboli. This is good, but I'm not gonna eat an entire stromboli in front of him. I really wanted to, but I didn't want to do that in front of him. Cause that's too much. And then I said, hey, because you gave me this, I'll throw away your stuff for you if you don't want your food, right? So he's like, oh, yeah, yeah, sure. Thank you. I pick up his stuff. Just drop the stromboli right on the floor, right? So now I'm picking up the stromboli. The guy's looking at me, and then I throw it in the garbage. And then after all that happens, I look up and I see Mike looking at me the entire time. And it was like getting caught in an act, like your hand in the cookie jar. You just did the most shameful shit in the world that you were excited to tell somebody, but now he saw it happen. You can't even, like, take away all the embarrassing moments.

[B]

I sent this photo to nick Scarpino at 12:30 at night saying, roger's eating a stranger's food in the food court right now. It's unreal. I think that's what Nick knew that Mike and Roger were sending it.

[A]

I just want to let you know that. Just a quick history lesson about me. I will never forget the day that my dad took me to, like, a Chinese food restaurant. Not restaurant, like a takeout place in New York, right? And someone. One is eating at the takeout place, which in New York you don't really do, right? You don't eat at these fucking takeout places, right? It's like flies everywhere. It sucks. You want to just take it and go home. This woman's eating at the takeout places. And I remember being a small kid, and I'm asking her, what are you eating? I'm a small kid, probably like, 8, 7. And she looks at me, she says, I'm eating the spare ribs. And I said, ooh, those look really good. And then she said, no. And then I looked at her, I said, can I have some? And she was like, yeah, you could have some.

[B]

Roger's not afraid to take some off your plate.

[A]

And then my dad looked at me with horror and said, no, he will not be having any. And, like, we walked out very easily, very fast. And I will never forgive him for that day, to this day, because, man, I just wanted this fucking spare ribs. And this is my moment that I got to eat the stromboli from this other. This man. And it was a nice moment. It was a bonding moment between him and I.

[B]

Look at the face I'm covering. Can you, like, slide that to the left so we can see this man's face? Because, like, I'm covering it, but, like, we got to look at this, like, seeing this man's face. Look at you look at him. Look at this guy. Look at this guy. Look at Roger. For the audio listeners out there, he's, like, looking at Roger half appalled, but really, like, proud of himself.

[A]

Yeah, like, man, I'm. I mean, no, he looks at me like the way that like somebody on Hell's Kitchen looks at Gordon Ramsay of like, man, I really hope he likes the Stromboli.

[B]

Is he gonna like this Stromboli? Like, what an insane photo this is. And so that ends night number two.

[A]

I think it's a good place to.

[B]

Put the ads up next, we're going to talk about going to COD next for Tech Day. We're going to talk about a big awesome mixer that we attended and we're going to talk about Call of Duty next and the game of Black Ops. Call of duty 7. A lot of numbers.

[A]

A lot of numbers.

[B]

But we'll be right back after a word from Kind of Funny Games Daily 2000 is happening on October 6th. I can't believe it. We are 2, 000 episodes into this daily weekday show. Thank you so much for your support over the years. Watching us live on YouTube, Twitch, podcast services around the globe. Kindafunny.com store is where you want to go to get this shirt to celebrate Kinda Funny Games Daily 2000. But on top of that, it's not just the celebration of kind of Funny Games Daily. It's kind of funny games overall. We're bringing back some retro merch. Look at this. One of the fan favorite shirts from back in the day, of course, inspired by a portable handheld system. We're not going to name, you know, specifically, but you get what we got going on. And one of the most requested unreleased shirts that I used to wear all the time. You're now going to be able to get kind of funny.com store. But hey, it's not just about merch. It's about celebrating 2,000 episodes of games daily. October 6th, we're doing a mega episode of Games Daily. Be hyped. Be there. We have segments, we have guests, we're trying to get 2, 000 super chats. What's gonna happen if we do that? You're gonna have to tune in to find out. We'll see you there. October 6th. Get your shirts. Kindafunny.com store.

[A]

And we are back.

[B]

Kind of funny games 2000. Kind of funny games daily. Daily 2000.

[A]

Like a baby chain this Monday. Preferred words for the first time.

[B]

Call of Duty 7.

[A]

Black Ops 7. Call of Duty.

[B]

Call of Duty Games Daily.

[A]

Oh, if we one day, if we add a podcast would be called a Call of Duty Games Daily.

[B]

Did I call it Call of Duty?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I might need some rest.

[A]

We should order some food. I'm hungry.

[B]

I was really hungry all day long. Long.

[A]

Not anymore.

[B]

Well, I'm still hungry. They delivered my banana bread all the way from Pacifica, California. You're so excited about that? 15 miles away. How does that even work?

[A]

So excited about this. Let's order some food. What do you want?

[B]

What are you in the mood for?

[A]

I don't know. Chat. It wouldn't be a Mike and Roger stream without ordering food. What are we getting, everybody? Chat, chat. What are we getting? What's the food? What's.

[B]

You want a little rice and chicken bowl?

[A]

From what, Chipotle?

[B]

No, we could do Chipotle. I was thinking from Momoji.

[A]

Momoji's so basic, bro.

[B]

You don't like. Well, yeah, I eat. I like the basic thing. You want chipotle?

[A]

I would like. Yeah. Something a little bit more elevated.

[B]

Okay. Yeah, yeah. I'm sure that will help my body, but let's.

[A]

No, no, no, no, no. I don't want. No, don't do that. I like Red Robin. No, that's burgers. We don't want that.

[B]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna. No, I want a bowl.

[A]

You know what? How much? Shake Shack. No, no, no.

[B]

You know what I'm on right now? What? Super duper burger. Fantastic. Super duper burger here in San Francisco is fantastic, my man. It's like.

[A]

It's going to help your burger, your belly.

[B]

Nothing will help me.

[A]

Okay, what's the. What's the thing that's going to upset.

[B]

I'm already ordering chicken. Chicken bowl. This is going to be great.

[A]

From what, Chipotle?

[B]

Yeah, it's just a little rice with chicken.

[A]

Okay. You give me. You give me the thing, and then we'll talk.

[B]

I got it for you. You're already up. Cool. We started off, so now we're on Monday. Yep. Today is Monday day number three out in Vegas. We are on tech test day. This is the day before we go live for Tuesday to show off and get to, you know, play games with all of you. And so this is a big day for the Call of Duty team as there's a lot of prep, a lot of energy into this day. And of course, there's a lot of excitement for us, the crew out there that finally get to see where Call of Duty duty next will be held. Of course, we were heading out to Area 15 and. What? Roger.

[A]

What?

[B]

What was the.

[A]

Oh, in the imperium or something like that? Is that what you're trying to say?

[B]

I think it's illumination.

[A]

Illumination. How do I order this thing? How do I get, like, the rice and stuff in here? I don't know how to use this thing. It's happening. It's happening, everybody. I truly have no idea.

[B]

What do you want? Steak.

[A]

I want steak. I want the rice, but I don't want to do the thing that you do where you have no anything on it.

[B]

You want black beans or pinto beans?

[A]

Black beans.

[B]

Black beans. You want salsa?

[A]

Yeah. Spicy.

[B]

Spicy.

[A]

Yeah. Now we got.

[B]

Illuminarium. Thank you so much. And so the crew has divided Call of Duty Next and World Series of Warzone into two locations, which was really, really exciting. So we got to go out to Area 15 and Illuminaria as a group to go check out our spots where we'd be doing that. Did we do anything before that?

[A]

Oh, we took photos. We took photos and video.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So we can show that, right?

[B]

Yeah, we did. We got to go to the Call of Duty photo booth.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

With, of course, the team over at Polaris once again to take some dope photos and some gifts together. So I told Roger, I said, let's go make some memories. And we did exactly that.

[A]

Chips?

[B]

No, you get some chips if you like.

[A]

Like them.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah, I bought chips.

[B]

I love. He does. He wants chips. I don't know why. Should we get Coca Colas?

[A]

No, he has Cokes in there.

[B]

Yeah, but these are bottled.

[A]

I don't want it.

[B]

Not enough people are carrying cherry Cokes. We gotta. We gotta start up the cherry Coke.

[A]

God, imagine if this was the podcast every day.

[B]

So we're taking some photos.

[A]

Yeah, we take that, and I'm coming.

[B]

Hot off of the battlefield photo. So I want something good.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I think we nailed it, Roger.

[A]

Yeah, we did. We get a really good.

[B]

I nailed the photos.

[A]

Yeah, we did really good. This is the video. And then we did GIFs. So Jiffy, the team over at Jiffy was there. I let them know that I love their work.

[B]

I didn't do well on this one.

[A]

Yeah, this was not a great one.

[B]

I had a vision, but it didn't work out.

[A]

It didn't work well. But actually, it did really well on the website. If you look at the numbers. Like, yours was really, really. Yeah, it's like 5,000 views.

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

Yeah, Way less than. Way less than the one that we did, which is crazy.

[B]

So, I don't know, less or more? Less. So it did bad.

[A]

No, sorry. Yours is more than.

[B]

Oh, really?

[A]

Yeah. So this is Mike trying to do that, and then. Yeah, he's, like, trying to, like, look left. Look right. He was smiling too much. Yeah, he did do a little too Much on. On the. He should have been like, whoa. You know, I mean, they try. They try to get multiple takes out of it then. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I think. Yeah. Did they do that one? Let's see what they ended up doing with this one.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. They ended up using that one.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Not bad. Not bad. Not my favorite.

[A]

This is mine. That's pretty good.

[B]

It's not bad. It's not bad.

[A]

I should have done a little bit more movement. And this is us, of course.

[B]

This one. This one we nailed.

[A]

This is goaded.

[B]

This one we nailed because we were gonna do the predator, like two bros dappin. But then we went against that and with just like the normal Patty cake, and I think we really nailed the goatee.

[A]

Yeah, it was really good because it looks like we're using both hands. We're not using both hands. We're doing one, so people really enjoyed that one. That one, I think, was, like, trending on the front page of Jiffy or something like that, which is nuts.

[B]

They wrote go team on it.

[A]

They really figured go team on that one. So that was solid. So that's the thumbnail right here. Yeah, that. That was the. That was the beginning of the day. And then we hop on the bus. Tooks forever for them to. For us.

[B]

I mean, they got to move 250 people.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just saying. It's just like a lot of. Like, a lot of, like, getting. Getting ready.

[B]

And then we're talking with all my favorite creators.

[A]

Yes, we are.

[B]

Right? It's crazy because I see Jay Broski finally, I see my main man, Jay Broski. Can you bring up a photo of Jay Broski police? Because he's my guy. I love Jay Broski. You all know that last year at Codnex, I made a lot of cool connections, a lot of friends with a lot of awesome creators that I'm gonna go through. I want Jay bro right there. Right there with the police mustache on him.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[B]

That's my Jay Broski right there. A couple over to the right. Keep going, keep going, keep going. You see him? You can see right there.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Yeah, that's my Jay Broski. I love that guy. Then can I get a swish them as well? We'll shout out Timmy Toucans out there. Swish Ems. But I made a lot of great connections, and I saw Jay Broski and his loving wife, and, you know, I made a great connection with Jay Broski. He's definitely one. He's my one on one for sure. I Love Jay Broski. He's definitely somebody that I get along with well. And Jay Broski had mentioned to me he's like my main man Leonard Fernet is around here. We're going to play some games with him. And it didn't register to me that all pro running back, LSU alumni. One of the goats was here. I didn't click. I was like okay, Jay Broski. I don't know what that means. I'll meet your boy Leonard. I don't know what that is.

[A]

I don't know who this Leonard is.

[B]

And so I'm chopping it up and we see My man. Can you bring up Marmota Especial? I love Marmota Especial. That's my man right there from Mexico City. I love that kid a lot. He's great. You'll find him on YouTube probably. He's got. Yeah, he got the monkey. Yep, that's. That's his logo. That's his love.

[A]

He puts that his face or.

[B]

No, he's got his face somewhere, you know, I mean we'll find his face but we got to see a lot of the creators down there.

[A]

Fuck.

[B]

His name is kind of like Hayabusa youa met him, he's from Brazil. I love this kid.

[A]

Oh is the guy though that was always dapping us up. One sec, he's looking it up everybody. I also met this guy named Scumtk. He was pretty sick. He was nice. And then Hayashi, Hayashi, Hayashi, Hayashi, Hayashi, Hayashi. And then we also met Jackson Field who is a YouTuber, sketch comedy person and streamer and he is from Australia. Took a 30 hour flight to get across the world over here and he was the nice. He was the first person we met. Dapped him up talking.

[B]

Show him his face.

[A]

Yeah, there he is. That's a nice old photo right there, right there. Met him and then we absolutely destroyed our friendship later on that week. So we will talk about that in a little bit.

[B]

So we're in the lobby, we get to meet all my friends. Let's go through a couple of them. But let's bring up Jay Broski. I love Jay Broski's content. He's super funny, super engaging, makes some great call of duty stuff. So go check out Jay Broski. He uses a voice chat and proximity chat all the time so it's super fun looking for those clippable moments. I we you got introduced to her if you watched our stream team Swishams a former college basketball star and now a call of Duty streamer. She plays at like a pro level. She is awesome. I love M. I think she's really, really great. If you ever get the chat chance, go check out swish them on Twitch. She is playing Call of Duty at a super ultra high level.

[A]

And it's come TK is what I meant.

[B]

Oh yeah, yeah. You met. You. You met Scum tk.

[A]

Yeah, I met him a bunch of times. Right?

[B]

Yeah, that was cool. He was a nice jabroni too.

[A]

That was a lot of nice people.

[B]

I like that. And then give me who's next? Marmota.

[A]

Marmota.

[B]

That's my man.

[A]

I don't know. I can't find him. Oh, there's some. Yeah, he's. He has this video where he. Where he's playing some guitar Hero. He's going crazy. He's going.

[B]

He's going crazy. Shows a photo. He's got the crazy sock monkey as like his logo. Yeah, he's got all the cool videos, man. He does some cool stuff out there. Great audience, really well received. I love this guy. He always brings some great energy to me. Me and so yeah, we got to see all of our friends as we geared up and got ready for tech test day.

[A]

Yeah, that was fun. So they.

[B]

And Roger, you cooked?

[A]

Oh, yes. So we. They take us out there. We're in Area 15. We finally get into the area, into the actual like setup. And we're right by the entrance lit, bro. We're right at the end.

[B]

Well, two. Two areas.

[A]

Two areas. What do you mean?

[B]

So I had the red carpet walkout, which I think you have a photo of if you want to bring that up. We got a red carpet walkout just like we did last year here with me and the big orange carpet with the big three headed super zombie. But we're walking out. We got the robo dog, we got Tyler, we got Hamilton watches is in the building. We got everybody out here in the Vegas sun. Look at this Robot dog.

[A]

Robot's going crazy.

[B]

That's Dawg Dog. I unlocked one today while playing.

[A]

Oh, you played today?

[B]

I jumped into the beta. I unlocked one.

[A]

That's sick.

[B]

It's crazy how much better we could be.

[A]

What? One controller?

[B]

Yeah, this is me trying to call the dog. Dog totally ignored me.

[A]

Yeah, totally. Even though it's just a guy right there in the cor.

[B]

Dude, put this dog over to me. You clearly said, I'm calling it out, you know. And so two different areas. One area called the portal inside of Area 15, which is the main area. If you ever Go to Meow Wolf. You'll see. And then we were in the Illuminarium.

[A]

Yeah. Which was over here on the left.

[B]

Which is a very cool spot. There's our boy Legion. Oh, Roger, you looked good, bro. You looked good right here.

[A]

We're right over here. But, yeah, that was really sick. So that they sent us over to the actual main area of Area 15.

[B]

Yeah. I got a little chill. Got a moment.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

To look around, set up, kind of see the vibe.

[A]

We immediately go into an area that says, do not go into it. Mike and I just kind of walk, right.

[B]

Well, that's when I, you know, I saw my. I saw my. My crew, right? I saw Skump the Goat. I saw Hector from Optic. Saw that guy with the great Tennessee waterfall.

[A]

Huge.

[B]

The Kentucky. Kentucky waterfall. I had to holler at him, you know what I mean? And so we sat down.

[A]

We sat down there. We had a good time there. And then, yeah, they take us over half. Hey, now it's time. Check out your station. F1.

[B]

Bang.

[A]

We're there.

[B]

F1, y'.

[A]

All. F1, everybody. Let me see if. I think I have some photos over here of the actual setup. We can get a. Yeah, this is it. This is our. Was our setup here.

[B]

Bang.

[A]

Look at that.

[B]

Everybody, look at that front door. First person you see.

[A]

First person you see, if you are walking in there, you are walking right past us directly. They knew what they were doing here. And it says, yes. Snow Bike Mike and Rod, former.

[B]

It's like back in the day when Greg and all them assigned us seats. And they put me at the front door. Door so I could greet everybody that came in. And then I moved to the bathrooms.

[A]

This is you trying to. Quiet quit. You're trying to get out of the building. So, yeah, we sat right there, which was really sick. It was a really nice setup. They had two computers per station. We gotta talk about that.

[B]

Two computers. I mean, they know what they're doing.

[A]

This. The. The scale of this is unheard of. Two monitors, two computers per station. Elgato wave. Everything was set up to perfect perfection. And we sat down there and we were playing, and we were like. Mike was like, hey, we're already here. Let's just share a controller, right? Let's just share a controller. Let's just. Let's make some fun. Let's do some really good goofy content. I was like, you know what? I love that. Especially since the beta is coming out in the next day or so. It's not like this is, like, exclusive. We need to play this game now, no one's like, let's just share the controller. Hell, yeah. So we set it up. We're playing a game or two, and we're like, this is fun, but I really want to be able to see our head hands.

[B]

Because that wants to see the hands. I want us to have. I want us to be able to hear things.

[A]

Yes. So we need to kind of figure this out here so we get. We annoy the tech people, which. We appreciate you so much. Tech people.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

So nice. I felt so bad, but you guys were so helpful. You got us a controller. You got us two headsets. We figured out what was going on with the thing so we could both hear the game. And then we then had the moment of like, okay, well, I want to see our hands. I want to be able to play the game with you and then show the audience that this is what doing. We're were doing.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And you immediately were like, don't worry about that. I'm like, no, I want to.

[B]

They don't need to see it.

[A]

They should see it. Chat and let everybody know. Chat. If you watch the stream. You know how good it was. So, yeah, we set up the DJI DJI camera the next day, and we. We kind of put a little border around it, and it looks really nice. So, yeah, that was a fun time over there. Really nice setup and a beautiful little day of, like, talking to people, kind of getting. Getting the hype ready. They showed us a little presentation, and yeah, the whole setup was just beautiful. As you can see right here.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Looking around here. Oh, my gosh. They had.

[B]

Right across from us, tape teep was right. War zone goats.

[A]

And they had, like, projection on the wall and it looked amazing.

[B]

Yeah, all over the wall was pretty sick.

[A]

Yeah, it was. It was a cool vibe. Cool vibe. Interesting vibe that they were, like, playing music, like sounds during the stream. I thought that was kind of. Did they do it last year?

[B]

I know we didn't have the cool walls like that.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

We were in the big museum. It's a beautiful one.

[A]

But it was. It was gorgeous. It was a really cool vibe. And they had parody between this area and then the other area where a lot of international.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

With a lot of international streamers. Were that. That. So, yes, it was kind of really cool. So they were doing the presentation right here, right next to us, and then they were live streaming it across the way to the other people. So it was. It was a really, really big situation. It felt huge, even though it was just for us. Which was dope.

[B]

I love it.

[A]

Yeah. So we did that and then we're like, okay, cool. What are we doing for the rest of the day? Well, we're actually doing a little mixer for the rest of the night. And I was like, all of Duty.

[B]

Team is renting out all of Area 15 and Meow Wolf and we're going to throw a giant mixer there where Dead Ops Arcade is going to be playable on an arcade box. And we're like, what?

[A]

Yeah. So we.

[B]

So we got to run around the whole building all by ourselves.

[A]

Yeah. I was blown away at the stuff that they were doing here because I expected them to just kind of like have the area open, eat some food, Right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

No, they rented out every single.

[B]

Everything.

[A]

Everything from. We did throwing knives. We did ax throwing. We did golf simulator. Golf simulator, arcade, zipline, zipline. They had. They had.

[B]

Everything that's in Area 15 was open to us and all paid for, ready to rock.

[A]

It was insane. So, yeah, we walk in there and then the first thing we gravitate towards is axe throwing. So this is Mike over here. Here. He's doing some axe throwing.

[B]

Roger wouldn't let me throw behind my back. He said I had to be respectful.

[A]

Yeah. So Mike. Mike wasn't good. But he got there. He got there. He started. This is where I will say the decline of Mike started. This was the moment where you were just. You were crashing.

[B]

Well, you have to remember this is a 1 o' clock to 10 o' clock situation. We were here all day.

[A]

No, I know. I'm not. I'm not on you.

[B]

And I'm wearing. I'm wearing a. I'm wearing the skims. Sleek wear, hair that's pulling into my belly. You know what I mean? I'm fighting it.

[A]

He's fighting his life. But you gotta admit, this is where the decline start happening. You were. This is when you started quiet quitting a little bit. I saw you in the corner. You're in the corner. Me, Me, Tyler and Seth were all throwing knives. And you're just like, I'm good.

[B]

I'm hitting a wall.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm hitting a proverbial wall. Except for when we went golfing. Then I got absolutely in my zone.

[A]

Yeah. But Seth was really great. Tyler got really great.

[B]

Really good. We went into Meow Wolf, the Omega Mart.

[A]

Yeah. For some reason.

[B]

And I got to see the guy who made me into the meat. The meat arts.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

How cool was. That was so that I recognized him. That was crazy.

[A]

Yeah. Guys, I'm just gonna say it right now, Meow Wolf Omega Mart is the coolest thing that I've been to in probably a decade. I adored this place. I was blown away. And it's a way, it's something I don't even want to, to like, over explain because I want the secret for you.

[B]

I, I didn't tell Roger anything.

[A]

I didn't know.

[B]

Start walking.

[A]

Anything, say a word. I will just say that it is. If you are interested in experiences and art installations and you want something that some, you can take your friend, you can take your grandma, you could take your child, and you want to experience something that feels, I don't know, like, it almost feels like a real life, like control situation is what, what I will say. Like it goes deeper and deeper and deeper and there's secrets and there's things that you will never expect in there and there's always a surprise. It is so, so impressive. And I was just, I wish I had the video here. I guess I didn't upload. But as I was walking through it, I had the camera on me and I was just like, jaw open to the ground, could not believe every turn. And you were acting like this is normal because you've been there before, right?

[B]

I've been to this one and the one in Denver. Oh, wow. I'm all in on the Meow Wolf experience. And I'm so happy that when we walked in, Roger went his own way. Seth and Tyler went their own way. I was able to, I mean, mind you chat. They usually having about 10,000 plus guests a day come in that place. There was only like 400 of us, right? So like it was completely empty. And I got to just relax. I, I, as Roger said, I was quiet quitting, AKA I was just hitting a wall, crashing. And I got to sit there and enjoy the view. I got to look around at spots that I've always wanted to see. It was nice.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

They experience of a lifetime.

[A]

Yeah, they were really welcoming and I, I couldn't believe what they put on here. So I'm excited because I will be back. I will be back in some capacity. Definitely not in Vegas, but I will be going to Meow Wolf again. And I'm excited to see what else they got because that is, that is a must go. You got to go to Universal Horror Nights and you got to go to Meow Wolf.

[B]

If you're Meow Wolf.

[A]

Meow Wolf was incredible. And then, yeah, we hit some balls. Mike was, Mike was, was, was hitting some balls.

[B]

Yeah, we were going up to the zip line Right where we were looking for the arcade. Arcade room. And I knew where it was, but I forgotten where it was. And so we went up to the arcade room because they were like, we have dead ops arcade on an arcade box. We were all like, holy shit, that's awesome. They had one arcade box decked out like this. The rest of the arcade was open for you to play completely for free, which was cool. They had, you know, Pac man, they had my favorite stuff, skeeball. I love skee ball.

[A]

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. What they had for me, which. Tyler, if you have the image, please send it to me. I think you have have the image.

[B]

I take the photo of it.

[A]

Oh, you did? Oh, perfect. I'll pull it.

[B]

I'll pull it up here.

[A]

I'll just type it in. Really?

[B]

No, no, I didn't, I didn't put it into.

[A]

Okay, I put it in Slack. I turned off.

[B]

Don't worry, I'll put it on my phone. I'll put it on my. I'll put. I'll just shove it up to the phone.

[A]

Oh, shut it up to the screen.

[B]

Yeah. Roger got jazzed up over this. What is it, Roger?

[A]

That is the Sopranos pinball machine. I was in love. I couldn't have been happier in my life. It is the greatest thing that I've ever seen. And I had think I have seen it before. I watched the show, I saw one in person and I thought, how sick. Silly. And then I fully like after I finished the show, like, this is incredible. It's such a fun pinball machine. And it's so stupid and silly and it spoils the entire show. And it's awesome. It's like all the characters there, it's like, here's all the characters that die and then you have to hit the ball and then make sure that it sleeves the fish. It's so fun. It's such a cool if. And I told Mike, I said if I hit the lottery, you wouldn't know, but there'd be signs and that would be pinball.

[B]

That's how you know, so good, so fun. We didn't even talk about the cool installation of the zombie.

[A]

Oh, yes, there was a zombie there. Talking robot talking to you. Someone was on the other side talking to you. I get so nervous on those situations. I always feel like I don't know what to say. I remember I talked to Mario in New York City and I couldn't believe it. Mike was talking to him though.

[B]

I was talking to the robot. I was having fun with the robot. Yeah.

[A]

You're having fun with the war, but. And then we hit the one on the zipline over here. Yeah, they had a zip line above the entirety of. Of the Area 15. And I got on it, and it was sick. It had a. It didn't go as fast as I wanted to. And it was nice because I didn't feel, like, scared of my upper body because I have no upper body strength. So I could just sit down. I could do that thing. And it had little throttles on it. So you can go fast. But, you know, we're. Me and. Me and Tyler were throttling it the entire time. We weren't going fast, but it was a nice little designed situation there. I will say I'm not trying to throw anyone under the bus.

[B]

Whoa.

[A]

It was a very funny situation where you can. Where I. After. Before you go into this, right, I'm with Tyler. Mike's like, I'm not doing that. I feel like I'm a shit myself. And I was like, okay, Mike, just record for me. That'd be awesome. And we're about to go there, and we're in line, and they say, hey, you need to put your stuff, your bag into a locker, right? So they have these lockers right in front of you. And the guy is like, hey, put your locker right. Your stuff right in this locker. So I do it. I put myself in the locker. We get ready, we go. We go around. We go to the loop to loop. I come back in, and then I go to my locker and I go to open it up, and it's locked. It's fully locked. And I'm like, huh, that's weird. I look at the guy, hey, man, can you open this one up for me? And the guy says, what do you mean? I said this one. Number one. I put my stuff in there. I'm pretty sure I put my stuff in there. And he immediately. I've never seen a guy lose it that fast. Go from 0 to 100. No. Chill. Freaked out. What? You don't have the key? No, man. You didn't get me a key. I didn't give you a key. Like, immediately starts bugging, and it is like a thing of, like, I got scared now because I didn't think this was that big of a deal. He's freaking out. Like, it is such a huge deal. Like, I am never gonna see the stuff in this locker ever again. And then he starts calling up people. He goes on his radio and says, hey, we need help right now. And then he goes to the people that Are working the zipline and says, what's the name of this, this, this right now? What is the name of this place? What is the name of this, this, this. This rock? And the guy's like, I don't know the zip line. He's like, we need somebody right now at the zip line right now. Security guard goes over. He's chill. He doesn't give a fuck. He's like, I think I have something. Starts putting a bunch of keys in there very slowly, while the guy's watching him and just freaking out. It doesn't open up. And then he's like, oh, fuck.

[B]

Oh, fuck.

[A]

He's walking back and forth. The next person comes back from the zipline. There was like three people in line. Comes out of the zipline, walks over, walks right. Walks right to the locker with a key, opens it up. The guy just put my stuff. Didn't realize I put my stuff in there or didn't think about it, and then just let the person behind me put his stuff also in that locker. And, man, the guy was freaking out. It was. It was wild. I don't blame the guy. But it was just a little bit weird that after all that, he just kind of, like, didn't say, like, hey, man, like, sorry that happened. Like, oh, man, that was crazy. Like, oh, man. I didn't. He just completely ignored that. He just, like, kind of looks away and just kind of like, it was.

[B]

The end of the night. You know what I mean? It was the end of the night, Roger.

[A]

It was light. It was a lot. So, yeah, that's not me calling out the guy. It was just more of a funny experience. There's just so much anxiety connected to this locker.

[B]

It was dark in there. There's a lot of black light. It's like, tough to see. I get it, I get it, I.

[A]

Get it, I get it. So, yeah, we do that, and then we just head home. And then, yeah, tomorrow.

[B]

That was the end of the night.

[A]

Because the next morning was wake up.

[B]

It wasn't the end of the night because I. I wrote Roger a message. I said, I ordered. I ordered room service. Come to my place. Okay, let's share this burger. I also got chocolate cake.

[A]

There's also the second night that you ordered doordash.

[B]

No response. Yeah, no response from Roger. Okay, there I am. Giant burger, French fries, chocolate cake, Two Coca Colas in a water, Two Coca Cola. Was.

[A]

That wasn't including me, though. That wasn't including me into the fact none of this was. Also, by the way, we ate food There. It was bad food, but we ate food.

[B]

Yeah, it was fine. It was fine. The Mac and cheese was good.

[A]

Mac and cheese was good. The chicken tenders.

[B]

Oh, I like those. Those are the kind of chicken tenders I like. Oh, no, Mike, I like those.

[A]

I don't like those ones. Those are the ones they feel like. So freezer.

[B]

And so let me tell you that the burger wasn't up to par. And you'll hear about that very, very soon as something's going to happen. Happened to me the following day.

[A]

Yeah. So then Mike, we wake up 6am we're in the lobby. Mike's there. We're all there. I'm talking to. Yeah, I'm talking to Tyler. I'm talking to just a lot of people walking around.

[B]

This is the day. This is the time when I go see Jay Broski again. I say, how you feeling? You look like a million bucks. And who's standing next to him? It's Leonard Fernet. He goes, this is my friend Leonard Fernet. And I'm stunned. I am absolutely stunned that I am shaking Leonard Fernet's hand, dapping himself up and saying, what up? We're chatting, we're laughing. They're. They're good friends. And I was stunned that at 6:45am I was talking to playoff Lenny.

[A]

Yeah, Playoff Lenny. I have no idea who that man is.

[B]

Crazy.

[A]

No idea who this man is. It was nice. He was a nice man. So did you play cool or did you just kind of.

[B]

Oh, I absolutely lost my. Well, I lost my mind later on to a different person, but, like, I played it cool.

[A]

The funny thing about Mike is that you would think that he would be the person that would play it cool at all times no matter what. What. But, like, he just surprisingly doesn't.

[B]

Oh, I blew up in front of Leonard for that. I freaked out like, holy.

[A]

No, you didn't.

[B]

Oh, yeah. He looked at me stunned. It's like, holy. Is Leonard Fernet here on a Tuesday? This is insane, man.

[A]

That's hilarious.

[B]

And so super dope. We dapped each other up. We made. We became friends. Because you'll see later on in the video, he recognizes me many of times immediately. And like, we. We are now. We're. We're bros here. We're bros here. That was awesome, man. So shout out to Jay Broski for the introduction. That was super cool. Shout out to Leonard Fernet for being a part of it and having fun. Shout out to Call of Duty for having Leonard for that. That was crazy.

[A]

That's crazy.

[B]

That was one of the coolest moments around. And so, yeah, that. That kicks off the morning of, like, let's get over there, let's get to our stations. Let's turn on and let's make sure we're ready to rock and roll by 9am for the big roll call.

[A]

Leonard Fernett is a football player.

[B]

Yes. Super bowl champion football.

[A]

Oh, really? I didn't know that.

[B]

LSU alum played for the Tigers in Death Valley.

[A]

Oh, that's pretty sick. Who do you play as?

[B]

So you know, there's only one Death Valley.

[A]

Who do you play for?

[B]

There's only one Tiger team.

[A]

We play for NFL.

[B]

Tampa Buccaneers with Tom Brady.

[A]

Oh, okay. Okay. I know about them.

[B]

I know about them. About them.

[A]

I know about them. I know about them. So we get to the event hall. We're. We're there. Mike is tired and groggy. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's the thing. Micah's uptight.

[B]

See, now, Roger says that I was quiet here and, like, I was falling apart secretly. I was battling. Oh, many people don't know I've been going through something. Okay. I am now battling. Reference to what happened last night, what I ate late last night. Right. So I am now internally battling something inside of me, a demon. Roger is looking as if looking at me as. As if I don't want to give it my all. No. I'm out here trying to give everything I can to Roger while also not dying in front of him in the wrong way.

[A]

Yeah, I'm sorry. I find the meme. But it was. But it was like I got a tummy ache, but I'm being really. They don't know that I have a tummy ache, and I'm being really brave about it.

[B]

That's me, bro. That's me.

[A]

That's you in the corner.

[B]

Omega Buster gets it. When Mike is quiet, the gears are turning. Thank you. Exactly. Is this what you're showing him? Yeah, there it is.

[A]

There it is.

[B]

This is me being very brave about it, Roger. I have to make it from 6:45am till about 3 o'. Clock. And then with us, we went even longer. We didn't get back till about 4 o'. Clock, so I was definitely feeling.

[A]

Could have just said anything to me, though. You could have just said, hey, but I have Crohn's disease. I'm the one that gets it. Like, I understand if someone has a.

[B]

Tummy ache, but I was being brave about it.

[A]

Yeah, you were being brave about.

[B]

You're brave about.

[A]

You know, you would love the Sopranos because That's the whole thing about Tony Sopranos that he says, whatever happened to the strong, silent type?

[B]

Exactly. Mike. Mike is fine.

[A]

He's strong. You are 35 years old. Washi says wi.

[B]

So I'm battling for my life.

[A]

He's silent. He's silent. In the beginning of the stream. You see it in the beginning of like, he refuses. Look at him. Look at, look at, look at Mike.

[B]

This does not look like the love show. Love.

[A]

He's drinking a monster.

[B]

Okay, okay, okay, okay. Foss.

[A]

Foss. Foss.

[B]

F. That monster also was a bad decision. Look at it.

[A]

There's a man. Look.

[B]

That's a man battling for his life. That's a man who's being brave. Then I proceeded to drink the monster that sat on top of everything that was going on in my belly. Bad decision, Michael.

[A]

Oh, God. I knew something was off. Alp says, yeah, I thought he was mad at me. I thought something was happening. No, his tummy was hurting the entire. Exactly. There was something going around. Drinking a monster on a tummy ache is wild.

[B]

We chugged the monster.

[A]

Oh, yeah, we did. No, you said that we should chug it. Don't put that on me.

[B]

Then some people came by. They're like, you're gonna shotgun this monster. Of course we were gonna sh.

[A]

Yeah, shotgun with the monster. So, yeah, they should. We show them around. And we. We actually played. We had. We had a good time. So, yeah, we. We get in there, we sit down, they're like, okay, ready to go, let's play. And yeah, we played with one controller that was. That was a huge hu. Because we were able to kind of get the attention of a lot of people on the stream, on Activision side, and just the audience, you guys loved it. And it was.

[B]

This was a great call Roger brought up before, right? It's like there was the, you know, call. Dude was very kind of us to be like, yeah, we'll let you two come. But like, you got a sheriff station. As Roger knows, I wanted to play after last year. And so we had the conversation of like, all right, we'll split time. And on a split second decision. It was a brilliant move for us to just do this together. We got to share the experience together. We never had to leave each other's side. One of us just wasn't aimlessly walking around doing nothing. Right? And so we had so much fun doing this. Right? And so shout out to Roger for the quick thinking. Of course. My best friend, my one of one. He knows that doing this and just sharing the experience and we had so much fun. We got to play Call of Duty multiplayer. We played Zombies and we played Warzone. Right. And started starting off. I've gone down to Treyarch. I previewed Call of duty Black Ops 7. I came back with all of you talking about all the big things that's coming to Black Ops 7. But to be able to play it live with Roger was a big deal because it fe multiplayer is fun. Multiplayer feels good. What 18 new weapons. They're bringing back some old classic weapons like the M8A1 or A4, which is super awesome to have in hand. And the wall bounce with Omni Movement plus feels great. And it does feel like the next version of Omni Movement of like. What more can we add to this before it gets too off the rails? And having that like wall bounce up to three different bounces at a time felt really, really good.

[A]

Yeah, there's a lot of fun stuff you can do there. I think it's going to get a little sweaty in the competitive scene and a lot of the online because, you know, you know, like the timer on Call of Duty of like, you get a few months until you're washed. If you don't play it, you get a month. Probably a few months, Weeks. Honestly, that time is going to be halfed and halfed and halfed because you're going to have so many people doing insane jumps off walls. It's going to be. It's going to be wild.

[B]

It was crazy.

[A]

It's fun. It's a fun time. Yeah. Again, as I said in the, in the last podcast, that doesn't exist.

[B]

Yeah, this is a remake.

[A]

This is a remake. We don't.

[B]

This is a redo. We don't talk about today.

[A]

You might delete it.

[B]

Good call.

[A]

We. The Black Ops 6 is such an amazing video game. It's actually probably one of my favorite video games of all.

[B]

They crushed black.

[A]

If I really think about it. It is the definitive Call of Duty that I love. I adore it. I do think could have been a little faster on the updates side of it, but as like an actual product, it's incredible. So for them to iterate on it and to add the triple jumps jumping off walls, to add a lot of the futuristic stuff and to really double down on what made Black Ops 6 Special, you can tell that they knew that that game was special in development of it. So then that's what this game is. So you can say, yeah, it feels like an expansion. Right. And I think, yeah, maybe it does, but it feels like A true sequel to Black Ops 6, which is what I want. It doesn't just feel like a map pack, because they do. You put the, the, the, the futuristic coat of paint all over.

[B]

I love the Call of Duty or Call of duty Black Ops 2. Look, I say it feels like Call of duty Black Ops 3, maybe a little Advanced Warfare, maybe a little bit. Just because of the, the wall bouncing, I think gets you up. Kind of like having that jet pack. But I liked the flow. I like the new perks as well. I like taking the tax sprint off and making it a perk and going, hey, if you to want, want X, Y and Z with movement and gun stability, you have to use these perks.

[A]

Right.

[B]

If you want to be able to sprint while looking down the sights, you have to use this.

[A]

If you want to be able to, to, to, to hit the, the, the bump button and knife somebody. Like an old Call of Duties. That's a perk now, like that stuff.

[B]

That's important.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

I'm a big fan of the perk system.

[A]

Yeah. And I like the mastery perks.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Where you're able to take multiple perks and if you have certain combinations, you get another special perk on top of that. So that really changes the way that we do things. And yeah, we spent a lot of time in the, the creating a you and building out stuff. I am very excited to get my hands on it. I mean, it's out right now in terms of the beta, so I'm, I'm very excited to continue to play it. But I had a great time playing with you and playing with the split controller. Let's just say it right now. Not that bad.

[B]

Not that bad. We had a blast.

[A]

We had a blast. Maybe some people aren't as connected as we are.

[B]

I, I, I can see it.

[A]

Yeah. Nick and Andy, they would kill them. Each other.

[B]

I can see it.

[A]

They would kill each other, bro.

[B]

They can never. That's right.

[A]

They could never, bro.

[B]

And so, yeah, new maps look great, played great. Roger. I had a ton of fun with the maps as well. Well, we didn't get to show off the new game mode. I talked about it, but it was on the list. But we kept avoiding it.

[A]

Oh, it was there.

[B]

Yeah, we kept avoiding it. We were clicking on other things. That's on there.

[A]

That's awesome.

[B]

We, we were doing a whole lot of other things.

[A]

Okay. Well, it was there. And then they also had zombies, which.

[B]

Then quickly went to zombies, which is tough playing two person.

[A]

Yeah. We had to switch. I, I had to be the one that's moving. No, you were the one that moving. And I had to be the one looking.

[B]

Yeah, I had. I had to teach you the. The. The zombie walk. Right, Right. And so the new zombies map you're not a huge fan of. No, but I like what they're doing.

[A]

Yeah. It's my thing with it is that the idea here is that it is multiple smaller zombie maps, essentially. Right. With a house and a building and, like, you know, maybe one has Juggernog, one has the gumballs. And then in order to get to the other places, instead of walking or running around and traversing, you're just getting in a car, and you're driving your car from one area to another through tunnels that you're then going around a bunch of mines and explosives and dodging zombies. So it makes it a little bit. It's interesting because you're jumping in a car and that's cool there. But it did feel very. Like I saw the Matrix when I was playing this. Right. I saw, like, okay, you have these smaller things, and you have this little tunnel that is kind of copy and paste. And I like my zombies gameplay to be, hey, I'm able to run from one area to another. I love unlocking things. So I can get from one. I can open up a zip line so I can zip line from the entire map to one place. That's why I loved Liberty Falls, because you're able to do that by the ending of it. You can really kind of hone in on that map. This jumping in the car and having that be the default. I don't know if there's a way to teleport. I'm sure there will be. Maybe. Actually, I don't know. You don't know? You never know.

[B]

Well, the pack of punchers on the back of the car, which I really liked. Yeah, that was cool. You know, we have to remember as well. It's like we only got to play for an hour.

[A]

That's a good call.

[B]

Actually, Mike and Roger played solo the whole entire time, splitting the control. We died first, so we never got to have a good flow.

[A]

We got 12 rounds, but I. I.

[B]

Am very excited to see, like, four players actually giving that their all. What does it look like hopping in the car and driving from spot to spot? What if I leave Roger behind at one spot and go to the next one without him? Like, I'm excited about this for sure.

[A]

That's a good call. The. The pack a punch on the back of the truck. I think that's Dope.

[B]

Yeah, that was cool. We're like, you're building out the car to be stronger and stronger, right? Because it is a wounda vehicle and it's going to, you know, get stronger like your gun. So it'll be interesting to see. But I agree, the. The driving area, Roger was odd.

[A]

Right. And you can't kill the zombies.

[B]

They said, don't ever get out. You're going to die. Don't kill the Z, you won't kill the zombies. So it was an odd one right there. But I liked the idea of, hey, all these points of interest. We're going to, you know, once every so often we're going to build it out so its own standalone spot for you guys.

[A]

So we played that, had a good time again, made Call of Duty history. We got to level 12.

[B]

Call of Duty History.

[A]

Yep. Call of Duty history.

[B]

Call of Duty History was the big name of the the game.

[A]

And then we went into the new map, which was the name, but I.

[B]

Always forget Haven's Hollow.

[A]

Haven's Hollow. That sounds right. Which is.

[B]

Which is two Call of Duty zombie maps together.

[A]

Yes. So it is Liberty Falls. And is it another zombies map?

[B]

Yeah, I thought it was.

[A]

I think it's just one. I think it's just Liberty Falls. And then they expand upon it.

[B]

Something.

[A]

But correct us, I'm wrong chat. But yeah, it's Liberty Falls. And this is. Sorry, I'm confused about this. So this is the. The is Rebirth or Resurgence.

[B]

Resurgence is the game mode. So any small map is usually Resurgence.

[A]

Okay, gotcha.

[B]

And so that's what this is. You're thinking of Rebirth island, right? And so yeah, this is going to be the new Resurgence map which will be a smaller hey, if you die, you come back type situation. And you know, as someone who has fallen off of Warzone this year, but still secretly loves it and wishes that all my friends would play it with me every single night still. I'm looking at you, Chris Senka. I was so happy to hear that we had a new map and I. It was a new Resurgence map. I'm happy that Verdansk is back and still around, but I love these smaller in your face maps that Resurgence brings. From Rebirth Island, Asica island, of course you have Area 99 and more. But like, this map felt good and it looked really good with the color palette and kind of being in Appalachia in the fall had a really cool touch to it. It. I liked the points of interest from the riverboat to the lumber yard. Like I. This was when I Told Roger, said, step aside. I have to play this now.

[A]

Yeah, but you did give.

[B]

I got lost in the sun.

[A]

You gave me a chance to play this one. I enjoyed it. I had a good time. Yeah, swish him. Definitely carried me, but we. We had a good time.

[B]

Swish them. Yep. Squad love with swish them. And, yeah, like, you could see not much high ground, right? Like, height isn't a massive one. There isn't some giant clifftop that people will be perched up on top of. They, like one of the highest points, which is like the bank, which is what we're going to run to here in just a moment. And we took the high ground for a little bit, but I liked being down low in the buildings. I like that everything is kind of like three stories maximum. It all felt good, and the gunplay is still the very best. The movement felt good. It was. It was a big win.

[A]

Yeah, it was a really big win. And then you. After that, they. They were like, hey, switch over to Verdansk. Which was a weird one.

[B]

Yeah, this one, unfortunately, was maybe. I think everybody wanted either stay on the small map or probably go back to, like, multiplayer and zombies. But Verdance is getting an update. They will be adding two new points of interest. One new and one that's been there before, but kind of getting some rework done to it. And so we went back to Verdansk, and this one was a little tough. Right. I say that I love Rebirth or Verdance, but I just. Just after playing the small map, I just wanted to be on the small map for a little bit. Right. You want that new flashy thing in front of you. But it was cool to see the two new points of interest. It's always great going back to Verdansk. It's one of the best. And we had some fun, comical moments.

[A]

On this, and this is actually one that I accidentally stumbled upon. This is us in the Gulag. We shared a controller only for this moment in the. In War Zone, because I let you play more zone because I know you're the guy, and I don't want to. I don't want to step on the seriousness of that. But it was you and the Gulag against Jackson Field who we met. We said earlier we met from Australia, one of our, you know, closest best friends now. Oh, now we're in the Gulag with him. So we're gonna. We were like, hey, let's figure out if we can clown out.

[B]

So, you know, we're gonna clown.

[A]

Let's see. Yeah, this is it. Right now. Yeah, I think I'm putting the audio right now.

[B]

A proximity chat.

[A]

Yeah, they couldn't hear that. This is me going around. And then I'm like, let's go. Oh my go. Let's go around here. And then, yeah, we clown his ass.

[B]

Love you, Jackson.

[A]

We love you. Yeah, he was pissed.

[B]

He was pissed.

[A]

Afterwards, I saw him in the, in the casino the next night, that night. And he looked at me, he's like, bro, that's up. What you guys did to me.

[B]

Show him what Fat Boy did to me.

[A]

Yeah, so I have that. Turn off, turn it off for now.

[B]

Shout out to Fat Boy.

[A]

Yeah, so I have that moment right here.

[B]

What a fun time. It's like my first time in the gulag from a long time. And I'm like, let's just team up and let's get out together. Secretly I was going to get out. I was going to. To kill him. You all know me, like, secretly I was gonna get him. I was gonna do him dirty.

[A]

Oh yeah, of course.

[B]

I was gonna let him slide like that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I was like, Fat boy, like, let me, let me get one on you. Let's team up here. And Fat boy say, say on God.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I said, on God. You don't have to kill each other. You and I, we could just X fill out of here. Two bros, they get here, no need to die. Just two birds working together. We don't gotta do it. Fat boy's yelling at me, you stay on God. I want you. He says, say on God. Will do it. Say on God. On God right now. On SAP boy. Why you lie to me? SAP boy will find you in here. He said, say on God.

[A]

And fat boy. Fat boy, I'm gonna find you. And then this is the part two, this is the part two, two of it. Hold on, let's do this. Let's do this. Yeah. This is from Evan Yan's clip out, by the way, shout out to Evan Yon. Thank you so much for doing all this. I said, bro, I said. He's like, don't kill me.

[B]

I'm like, ah, I'm not gonna. You kill.

[A]

Kill you. And he's like, you sure? I'm like, on God. And he's like, what?

[B]

I'm like, I said, no.

[A]

I said, stay on God. And then he says, stay on God.

[B]

So I'm thinking he's trolling me cuz he's not saying on God. He said, stay on God.

[A]

So I'm like, all right, it's green light.

[B]

So I just Came and I started popping. And then I was like, damn, I'm sorry. Shout out to fat boy. Experience of a lifetime. And then that's when the broadcast starts to end. And at that moment, we noticed, oh, snap, we're at the front door of this event. Every single person is going to walk by. Roger and I throughout this. And so it started with this. Roger, tell him. Roger, what happened?

[A]

Oh, with the person.

[B]

I mean, it started with this.

[A]

It started with this moment. And I just want. I'm just gonna show this. We're gonna watch it, and then we're. It gonna put. Put the full cam up and we're going to break it down a little bit. Okay, here it is. This is an incredible moment. You see it in my eyes. Watch this, Everybody. Best Stevie. OK's right behind you. Hey, yo, I love Nutcase. We love nut.

[B]

Hey, man.

[A]

Great to meet you, man.

[B]

Hey, yeah.

[A]

Shout out.

[B]

Okay, everybody, One Piece rocks.

[A]

Hey, love your work, man. Hey, you want to hire real quick for us, Red? Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, man. Love it, bro. This is kind of funny.

[B]

Thanks for stopping by and saying, hey, man. Good time, man. Roger looks at me. Put on the makeup. Rewind for a second. Rewind to your face really quick. And just show him your face when you lock eyes with Steve Ayok.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll do that.

[B]

Look at the fucking face Roger has. As he knows, Mike just yelled at me for a week about how he wants to see Steve Aoki in fast. And now is the moment where Roger sees Steve Aoki live. Right there. Oh, it's Steve Aoki.

[A]

Says to me, oh, Steve Aoki. Oh, shit, it's Steve Aoki. And you look, you make eye contact, and then it's just the boat. So put on the face gap, put all the face up, because we need to talk about it. I say. I try to make the connection immediately, right? So I said, we love Nutcase.

[B]

Yes, we love Nutcase.

[A]

We love Nutcase. He immediately comes over because he's like, oh, wow, I am a part of that.

[B]

I said, I drank it.

[A]

And then what did you say?

[B]

I said, I drank it. I love it.

[A]

What did you say next to after that?

[B]

I said, One Piece rocks. Then I panicked. I had no idea what to say. I didn't know how to keep him. I just said, One Piece Rock. One Piece. I could have said, yo, invite us to the nightclub. Throw a cake in my face. You like Call of Duty?

[A]

I love your music.

[B]

Awesome to have you here, man. That One Piece remake was nasty that you did. No, I just. One piece.

[A]

I love one piece. I love one piece.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Oh, you're an incredible person.

[B]

And so that kicks off just a lot.

[A]

Well, no, we have to talk about the next person who was right there, which is Daniel Magata, who is. Who plays one of the Salamanca twins on Breaking Bad. And the funniest part about this is that he walks in with Steve Aoki at the same time. Like they are connected. Like they are somehow know each other. They do not know each other. This is.

[B]

Is not.

[A]

This is very much a separate two people walking in.

[B]

We have two celebrities coming in together, but they're not.

[A]

They're not together whatsoever. And yeah, they're. They're cousins. There's no way that's true. There's no way. Or are they. There's no way they're cousins. No, don't say that. Casey. Casey, don't say that. There's no way. But they walk in together and it is the funniest clip of all time, because you see Steve. Steve Aoki, and then you just see the guy from Breaking Bad.

[B]

You thought the interaction was done. No, Roger just rolls us in to another celebrity meets, which was crazy. Oh, and he loved talking.

[A]

He loved talking.

[B]

He was.

[A]

He was.

[B]

He was happy to hang out with Mike and Roger. Yeah, we're gonna try to get him on a kind of funny podcast.

[A]

Yeah, baby. Yeah, we'll see.

[B]

Yeah. With Greg and Andy.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. But, you know, he's very sweet. Everyone was very sweet.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And yeah, when. When he left. Not when he left. When Steve Aoki left. He also came back and we said hi to him. We said, hey, nice to see you. Have a good one. But yeah, that was an incredible moment of like, wow, the two. It is like you see that one clip and then you just see the most random person ever right after that.

[B]

You never.

[A]

He streams as well. So shout out to that. He talked about his stream.

[B]

Well, he does stream. He does.

[A]

But yeah, if you look through it. Yeah. Oh, fuck. This is. Yeah, we are just dying. We just. Every single. Every five minutes, Mike and I would look at each other, just be like, fuck, man. Can you believe that just happened? You believe the story? The story. Yeah, we finished the story. We said we were going to meet Steve Aoki. We made it happen. We manifested.

[B]

Roger, it's unbelievable because I was mad at you all week. Up to it of all I wanted to do was go to Steve Aoki and you put your foot down, you're like, we're not doing that. And then to meet Steve Aoki. At the end is the greatest feeling.

[A]

It was an incredible moment.

[B]

It was the incredible moment.

[A]

We always have that image now. So, yeah, we had a few people on the stream afterwards. We had scum, of course. We had. Legion came through.

[B]

Legion. Shout out to my man, Legion.

[A]

Legion person.

[B]

Legion is Greg Miller. Yes, Greg Miller is Legion. These two dudes. If you love Greg Miller, you would love Legion and what he does. He is so awesome. He's a great streamer, great content creator and he is just so much fun to be around. He's quick, he's funny. He rocks, man. He rocks.

[A]

Yeah, I know. He's awesome. And he I love. He was the person in the beginning of the stream of the. Of the week that made me feel really. Him and his. His wife made me feel really at home and. And were just so sweet to me. And they did the Greg Miller thing, right? When you meet Greg Miller for the first time, even if no matter who you are in this world, he will look at you, he will spend the time to laugh with you and to really connect with you. And that's exactly what Legion and his wife did. So shout out to both of them. It was really incredible and they are the sweetest people and made me feel at home in a place where I felt very uncomfy at first. So. They're the best. Where's the chipotle? Is it here?

[B]

It's right outside the door.

[A]

Oh, man, I thought we were gonna eat it on a stream.

[B]

Oh, shit. You watch it.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. And then who is this?

[B]

Oh, shit. It's Lenny, bro. Look at me and Lenny Loc. Look at him walk up to me because he knew we were dapping, bro. Let other said put it on full cam because I knew I had to get a dab up. We're playing off landing, bro. Look at me.

[A]

I mean, look at me, look at me. Try to go for it. Yeah, there we go. Okay, that's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's not that bad. Yeah. The entire time I was having a bad time in terms of Leonard I up when Duke Dennis came through.

[B]

Can we get Duke Dennis? He's on the beginning of our stream. Can you get that? Do you know how to get that?

[A]

Yeah, I'm sure Evan broke it out.

[B]

You think, you think Evan broke out? Duke Dennis? I don't think he did, you know?

[A]

Oh yeah, Duke right here.

[B]

That's Duke Dennis.

[A]

Watch me, watch me this up. Watch me. Oh, no, go back.

[B]

Look at him. Strong. Because he noticed. He's like, ah. I know this White boy. I know this kid.

[A]

Watch me this up. Watch me this up. Watch me this up.

[B]

Oh, Jesus, Rogers. Jesus, Roger, go back, get it again. Hit him again. We're doing Dennis. I love seeing.

[A]

Oh, that's not bad. Hey, listen, come on. It was not bad. It felt worse than it did.

[B]

Rewind the whole thing. Let me see Duke Dennis again. Man.

[A]

Man, what a movie star. That guy looks like movie star. You want that? Man walks into the room, it's like, oh, that's a rich person. That's a rich person.

[B]

That's a real person right there.

[A]

That's a rich person. That person's on another skin glowing grill on point. Like, you look at that, man. You're like, that man is rich. Rich and famous.

[B]

Yeah. That's my man. Dude. I love dude that we are two years in a row of me. Duke Dennis is talking like this and he's recognizing me now, which is awesome.

[A]

Yeah. That's so sick. Shout out, dude, I will say. I will say. I. This is. This is kind of wild that I did this, but I have it on a hard drive. I didn't put it here. Is that before Duke? But at the ending when all the cameras were off, I kept on recording because I saw Duke Dennis coming over and I was like, I'm gonna get one more dap up. And it was a clean.

[B]

Yeah, my favorite was Duke Dennis is across the hall, right? And Duke Dennis is standing up like this. And Roger goes, oh, my God, Duke Dennis is so tall. And I'm like, roger, he's not nine feet tall, bro.

[A]

He was on a platform. I didn't realize. Get down. You're gonna die.

[B]

Oh, my God. Did we meet? Who else?

[A]

Optic. Who's it? Optic.

[B]

Oh, we met the optic boy, Scumpy. We met Optic. Right there. There's Teeps. Shout out to Teeps, giving you all your favorite ward.

[A]

That was a clean dap, what I did. Watch this. That's good. That was solid. That was solid.

[B]

You had the. The easiest dab. I had a difficult dap.

[A]

What do you mean difficult?

[B]

My daps were difficult because I had to come across my body with my right hand. You're coming in looking at them.

[A]

Let's see. Let's see the depth. That was a good one.

[B]

Okay. Yeah, I mean, I delivered. Okay. Delivered to depths Teeps, you know, from Warzone. It's fun to watch Teeps and Stone Mountain engage with the devs because, like, they're in the weeds of this. So they go, really?

[A]

Oh, we didn't talk about it. Put the full cam on.

[B]

Put the full cam on.

[A]

Mike.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So you're saying that your stomach was hurting as soon as you got there?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You had a monster. Okay. We chugged it. We had to get the mood up. What you have for lunch there?

[B]

They had Little Caesars hot and ready pizzas delivered. I stepped out to go see what's the hubbub. I noticed that they had the pizza pockets that I like. I ate two of those with a man outside. I offered. He was working security. I offered them to him. He said, I can't eat those while I'm working. And they didn't sit well. They didn't sit well either.

[A]

Yeah. So Little Caesars, a monster energy drink, and food poisoning. Classic.

[B]

They're all brewing up. Because guess what? We're gonna add more onto that in just a little bit too.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because then we're gonna go out to dinner and lunch.

[A]

Yeah. Because then we go. And then I talking to Tyler and Seth and they recorded us for a little interview for @ign. I don't know if that's ever. If that's gonna go live because I did try to.

[B]

Did sing Nicki Minaj all the way through.

[A]

I did sing Super Base. I killed that shit. And I also might have upset. Upset the Call of Duty audience by saying something I don't really understand, but I just said it. And we will see. It's going to be good content. But we did an interview with them. They were doing a bunch of interviews. And then we were like, hey, Optic people, really quick.

[B]

First, because we did meet Optic Royalty, of course. This is Jay and Trey. It's my buddy Jay and Trey out here. These are two brothers. Only the one brother was here. They dropped the nuke last year. So you remember them? They were the first to drop the nuke at Call of Duty. Next. But this is jay from the two brothers. I love them. They got me into call or 2k shout casting. So I owe a lot to these two bros and how great they are. But they are a ton of fun right there. And I'm so glad that Roger got to meet them. But as we were talking with them.

[A]

Oh, yeah. As we're talking.

[B]

Wait, what if you press play? It happens while it's happening. Scarlet walks by us, and then Hector from Optic Gaming.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[B]

The creator of Optic, the godfather of Call of Duty Esports, showed up with his crew in Optic Gaming. Shotzi was there, one of the very best. And we got to have a moment there with Optic Royalty, which was a big deal.

[A]

Yeah. And Then we did try to interview the security guard behind us, and he wouldn't. He wouldn't do it.

[B]

Yeah, the chat wanted it.

[A]

He wanted to do it.

[B]

The chat wanted it. The chat wanted it.

[A]

And then that's our next door. Yes, yes.

[B]

She put up with Mike and Roger screaming in her ear, which, yeah, she was awesome.

[A]

Ariel was her name. She was awesome.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But yeah, so then after that, we're like, hey, let's go get some food. They've been wanting to get this barbecue. And then Mike tried to make it.

[B]

Look like Roger recommended it for a second time.

[A]

Yeah, I did. I mean, well, they were like, what do we want to get? And I'm like, I don't know, some barbecue place. That was really good.

[B]

He liked it.

[A]

And then Mike looked up, didn't say anything, by the way. Didn't say, oh, I'm on the moon.

[B]

I was fighting for my life.

[A]

Yeah, I know. But then you also, on the last podcast, which we're remaking right now, I.

[B]

Also also wanted the meatloaf. Cuz you hyped up the meatloaf last time.

[A]

It was good.

[B]

So I was like, you know what, if Roger wants to go here again, I'm going to order. I'm going to order the meatloaf.

[A]

Yeah, you did talk on the last podcast that doesn't exist, saying that I like, oh, we ate to two places. How dare I, Mike.

[B]

Okay, you're right, Roger, but I wanted to go to. I want to go to Italy.

[A]

You could have just told me I.

[B]

Wanted to go to Paris. Paris. You know what I mean? Want to go to the Bellagio?

[A]

Didn't say any of the. That said, okay, we're going. So, yeah, we finally go. We go to this place. I had a great time. I had my.

[B]

And I'm absolutely feeling it.

[A]

Yeah, you're dying. You're non verbal.

[B]

I am verbal dying.

[A]

Completely nonverbal.

[B]

I've taken three.

[A]

If you're in the chat, Tyler would.

[B]

Tell you, I have taken three bites of this meatloaf and I know I'm in for one hell of a night.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, you were dying. You were dying.

[B]

And then Roger looks at us and goes, just so you know, chat, the Blue Man Group comes tonight. We should all go.

[A]

I said, did you know? Just so you know, chat is what I said.

[B]

We arrived and he's like, the Blue Man Group plays at six. It's four o' clock now. Let's all go. And I just nod my head. I go, yeah, baby, show me the text. And I proceed to go to my room and my stomach is flipped upside down. And Roger calls me at 5:30. He goes, we're gonna walk over there. I said, just so you know, I'm not getting up. Send me the ticket. We'll talk about. I said, Roger texts me. He goes, I'm sitting. And I said, I'm sitting.

[A]

I'm sitting in a different way.

[B]

That's what you need to know, Chad. I'm sitting in a different way.

[A]

So, yeah, so then we to the. Me, Tyler and Seth go to the Blue man group, which I've always wanted to go to.

[B]

Big deal.

[A]

It was my mom's first Broadway show and she loves it. She talks about it like it's, you know, truly like an innovative act that she's never seen before because it is. I mean she lived in trend out her entire life. So her first Broadway show, that was a big deal. Man. I love the Blue Man Group. Had a good time with it. They're washed. It sucks.

[B]

They don't got it.

[A]

No, they do have it. Like, it just sucks in terms of like, man, it's a small little thing theater.

[B]

Like, oh, the Luxor theater is tiny.

[A]

It's tiny. It feels like a community center theater. It's empty too. Like there's not that many people. Like they gave us free, like seat upgrades. They're not washed. They're doing a great job. Bang up job over there.

[B]

They're not washed.

[A]

The, the whole, their, their maybe career of the blue band group needs a little revitalization. Maybe they need a little shot in the arm.

[B]

How did the Jabbawki stay so relevant?

[A]

Who's the Jabbawkis?

[B]

The guys with the masks that dance. Do you think you can dance? Season one. Oh, Jabberwock. He's got an MGM grant.

[A]

Yes, I do know the job.

[B]

How do they stay relevant? Because they don't show their face so nobody can connect with them. Similar to the Blue Man Group.

[A]

But yeah, they showed their face though. Their Blue man group. You see the blue face, you can't.

[B]

Tell who he is though. You don't know. That's Alan from San Diego.

[A]

Yeah, but they're, they're, they're killing it apparently. I mean, people like go to see dance crew dancing. They're doing a great job. They're killing it. Yeah, but here's the thing. The, the, the. I didn't realize how comedy based. The Blue Man Group.

[B]

Oh, very comedy based.

[A]

Very comedy based. Some of the bits didn't hit. But like the, they start off in the beginning with like, kind of like this ticker and you're reading. They want you to read the ticker the entire time. And it's like a funny little bit. Seth was into a. Tyler was into it. Tyler got called up and was called as like one of the volunteers to help out with something. So that was a fun little moment.

[B]

Yeah, that's pretty fucked up of Tyler, because I would have known that you want. Always wanted to see the Blue Man Group, but I would have said this guy.

[A]

That's actually true. Tyler, you should have said, hey, actually, I'm gonna defer this guy. I'm gonna defer to the man.

[B]

That's also Blue Man Group. I'm not gonna. My pants stage. So I'm gonna.

[A]

Brad Armisen is a former Blue Man. That's insane now, you know, that's wild. But yeah, I had a. I had a fun time with them laughing. 50 bucks, you know what I mean? It's. It's like that. What else are you gonna do? You're gonna lose that money in Vegas. You gotta go see.

[B]

That's a great call.

[A]

It was a gotta go see the Blue Man Group.

[B]

Great call.

[A]

Yeah. Did feel bad that Mike was shitting his brains out, but. But then that night we came back and then I was like, hey. They're like, hey, do you want to get some food? I don't know. And then I was like, you know what? We're in this weird in between space. We ate already. Let's wait an hour. 7pm let's all regroup. Let's get some food. I put it in the group chat. Hey, Seth, Tyler, Mike, let's go out. Let's get some food. Seth says, hey, my stomach's hurting. I'm good.

[B]

He didn't feel well.

[A]

You guys go, Mike, let's go. Mike's there with me and Tyler.

[B]

I always, like, I have to do this for the skitties.

[A]

Yeah. Because we wanted to hit the roulette wheel. So then me, Tyler and Mike go down to the. An Irish pub inside of the W.

[B]

Yeah, here's just so everyone knows. I thought we were going directly to Skitties. No, Roger was taking us to dinner and drinks, which I was unaware of. I thought we were just going to skitties at the beginning. So that's why I came down, was like, I could probably make skitties there. But then when I arrived, he was like. And I was like, I wish that you would have told me this. You have to understand, I was in the haze.

[A]

Tuesday, 7:48pm the only text message I sent about the subject. Y' all up for some food around 8:30? So initially it was only food. I had no idea.

[B]

I only had it for the skinnies.

[A]

My stomach is bumping as well, but I just got out of the shower and I'm slowly getting ready. I'll be a couple minutes late. So you knew food?

[B]

Yeah, yeah. I can't make any promises on that one chat.

[A]

So we walk down, we get some food. Food was good. Food was good, reasonable priced. I had a good time with it. Me. Me and Tyler were having a great time.

[B]

Well, before we had the food.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

What did I buy?

[A]

What did you buy before you buy the Advil?

[B]

You know, when I by a Frappuccino and Alka Seltzer, A Vegeta and Alka Seltzer. And we proceed to walk. And I'm thinking, okay, cool, we'll just hit the casino table right now. We're gonna be all good. And Roger was like, oh, we're gonna go eat. Let's go up to that pub. And I'm like, oh, why did you get the fr.

[A]

And we're all protesting. Me and Tyler are like, that's a bad idea, homie. That's a bad idea.

[B]

They were not happy with that. Yeah, I said, I need a little pick me up. I need a little pick me up.

[A]

Yeah, okay. You had monster energy drink. You could have drank that.

[B]

That would have been. And so we get to the pub, you know, they sit down, they order. The guys like, you need anything? I'm like, no, he sees my shirt. He sees my T shirt. I'm wearing my one piece T shirt because I bought two of them. And he's like, one piece rules. And I was like, yo, Chainsaw man rules. He had chainsaw man pins on. So that was sick. And then I had the Alka Seltzer. And so. So there's two things that happen. One, Roger and Tyler are just connecting, okay? This is a blossoming friendship. And I'm third wheeling the shit out of this. Okay. I can't get a word in edgewise.

[A]

No, no, no.

[B]

They're so dead and conversation and locked in that I can't even say anything. I can't say my tummy hurts and I'm being brave. I can't say, oh, wow, that's a crazy factoid. No, these two are crazy factoid.

[A]

I know you weren't listening to the conversation.

[B]

I'm talking friendship was blossoming.

[A]

Yeah, that's beautiful.

[B]

So I want you all to remember when I make this decision, in seven minutes from now, what my mind was going to. Because Roger and Tyler were just connecting on a deeper level than I, you know, third wheel Mike could do. Then I also put two alka cells, ulcers in the water, and I started to drink it and I started to get wavy. My body felt some type of way.

[A]

And that made me wavy.

[B]

I don't know how to describe it, Roger. I'm fucking. My eyes were getting wavy. Maybe it was delusional. What do you want me to tell you?

[A]

I don't know. Just anything that I. I was on.

[B]

Another plane of existence at this point.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay.

[B]

And so they get their food. And now, mind you, I've sat most of the food. Like, I. We were only seven minutes away from them finishing their dinner. It's not like. It's not like we had just started. And I knew I had to make. I had to make the goodbye, had to make the move. And so I look at Roger and I look at Tyler. I go, I'll be right back. They think I'm going to the bathroom.

[A]

Yeah, like, we think that. Like, we don't know.

[B]

You was walking?

[A]

Yeah, walking.

[B]

And so as I walked out, the Las Vegas Aces game just let out. So there was a large crowd that I had to navigate through. I had to be so brave to navigate through them. And I made my way to the downstairs of the W. And that's when I sent my text message that said. What did it say?

[A]

Went back to the room to lay down. Y' all have a good night, bro.

[B]

Bros. And that was because they were so dialed in that I couldn't be a third person.

[A]

That's. Hey, selfish, unselfish lover.

[B]

Unselfish lover.

[A]

Unselfish love.

[B]

Now, did I shit my pants the moment I walked through the door? Yes. Did I have to throw away those shorts in the hotel? Yes. What? Yeah, I told you, like, fully fucking let it out. So there I was at 9 o' clock at night, questioning, am I gonna make it home? Where are we gonna be in fucking 12 hours when we have to get on a plane? Am I gonna make it?

[A]

So you shit your shorts. Was it like one of those. Let's be honest, it was a fart, you thought. And then it was just. You died.

[B]

Let it out.

[A]

You didn't care. You didn't care what it was?

[B]

No, I cared.

[A]

What.

[B]

Once my body was dying, bro died at this. You put me through the ringer for 36 hours.

[A]

Me.

[B]

Me.

[A]

Hey, you.

[B]

The monster tried to kill me.

[A]

I had no idea about trying to kill. I had no idea that you actually poking me.

[B]

Poking me at 9 in the morning. Why are you so quiet? Mike, I need you up right now. I gave you my all. I crawled across the finish line.

[A]

Clearly you didn't cuz you yourself in the hotel room.

[B]

Literally.

[A]

And by the way, let me just let you know about the like the floor plan of this.

[B]

Two bathrooms.

[A]

Two bathrooms. One of them. I and I, you not I use that word literally. Five steps away from the entrance.

[B]

Not even beautiful. It's a beautiful hotel room.

[A]

So you could, you could walk into the. You walked into the room and just yourself.

[B]

I went to the bathroom.

[A]

Oh yeah. Wait, what?

[B]

We don't need to draw it up.

[A]

No, we do. We're already here.

[B]

We don't need to draw it up.

[A]

You're already right there.

[B]

I fell apart. They got it. They got the fucking kiss.

[A]

No, no. I need to understand this. What are you talking about?

[B]

I died at the finish line. That's all you need to know. He said thank you Danielle Z. We already got you there. You got the joke out of me. You get to laugh and make fun of me for the while. I'm a warrior. Let him move on. And then as you would think, wow Mike, you gave it your all. I don't know how you woke up the next morning and made it on time there I was, set the alarm 6am, up at 6, feeling good, ready to go attack the day. I pack up all my love luggage, I get to take a little nap from 6:45 to 7:15. I shower, I put on my clothes, my travel pants, get down at 7:45 for an 8 o' clock bus ride, meet the Call of Duty team. They're happy. I say I'm gonna go get some Starbucks. Which I probably didn't need more of, but I did anyways. And I text Roger at 8 o' clock to let him know I'm here, ready to rock it roll.

[A]

I get a message exactly at 8am I'm in the bus and everybody. I Woke up at 8:05, the bus is supposed to leave at 8. They had to call my room and wake me up on the actual landline at the hotel. And I woke up in a panic and the first thing I check is my phone and I see that text. I'm in the bus. And that is never a text you want from Snow Bike. I'm in the bus that he's there before you, you. So I, I, I stayed up way too late. Hidden Skitties I went down to the roulette table. I asked you if you wanted to go. You said, I'm dying. And I started to feel better. At 11:30 at night, I tripled my money. Yeah, I went from 100 to 300, went back down to 200, called it a night, about 1 1:30am and I was like, you know what? I deserve a little bath right before I leave. Just one last one.

[B]

Oh, my God, I took a bath one night. So much fun. So much. So hot. So hot.

[A]

So hot, bro. We were talking about this on the other stream. Wet bullets, sweating. Dude, that water gets so hot. But, yeah, I got a little.

[B]

I would love to pay you a picture when I did.

[A]

We did it. We did it on the stream. But, yeah, show us what you did.

[B]

So there I was in the bathtub, and it's so hot, you know? Then I get the cold water in there, I start mixing it up to cool it down a little bit, right? I'm a witch brewing the cauldron. Just trying to cool it down a little bit so I can put my body in there. So then I put my body in there. I'm sitting there watching videos. It's a great time.

[A]

Yeah, same.

[B]

Then I'm like, God damn, it's so hot. So then I stand up, I'm on the side of the tub like this.

[A]

Right outside the tub like this.

[B]

This is me. I'm sweating bullets, Roger. I'm sweating like it's a goddamn sauna, right? I'm sweating like it's a sauna to the point where I had to turn on the cold water ledges hit me on the back.

[A]

No one can see this. You're just on your hands and knees. Just for me. I did this, a similar thing where I was so hot in there that I would put my hands. I would put my hands on the side of the tub and I would just kind of, like, make myself float so that I was, like, floating above it like. Like that. It was bad. It was really bad. Oh, and then 8:00am And I'm in a panic, right? I leave behind. I left behind my steam deck charger. That was the one thing I forgot. No, yeah, I bought.

[B]

It was all messed up. Mad at me the whole day. Like, mike, I left something behind. I'm like, no, you're fine. Don't worry.

[A]

I did. I mean, I left. I left behind some of the Call of Duty swag that I didn't want. So I let them know about that. But I think, yeah, I did definitely did leave behind my. My steam deck charger. Not a huge Deal. Because that's actually I meaning to get a better one of that. I, I, I ripped that out of the wall anyways.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But yeah, ran downstairs, dude. I was in such a, like panic that as I was running downstairs I had to stop myself because definitely my fly was open. You know what I mean? Like, it was that level of like running around. Dude, Mike was dying laughing about this. I was in the. We get to the airport, we get there right on time. We like literally like maybe 15 minutes early before the perfect, perfect timing, actually. I don't know about the other airport also, by the way. It wasn't just us. There was other people on that bus. I don't know about their situations, but I hope they got there fine. But either way, so I get, we get to the airport and I'm like, fuck, I have socks in my pocket. And he says, what? I put, I stuffed my socks socks in or some random socks on the floor that I had in my pocket because I was in such a rush. So in the middle of this airport, I have to fucking open up my bag and put my socks from my pocket in there. And then, yeah, Mike and I, we hopped on the plane, got delayed about an hour and a half. Mike.

[B]

Oh, that was tough.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I immediately say, oh, you know, yeah. Out loud. Of tight events.

[A]

Out loud.

[B]

Because it's one of those of like, we literally all boarded, we push off from the gate. We are three minutes into taxi seeing, ready to go. Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking.

[A]

It was a good impression.

[B]

Captain Steve here. I have some unfortunate news. Looks like San Francisco's got some bad weather. I looked at the weather, it wasn't bad at all. It's San Francisco 65 and sunny every day here.

[A]

I like that you said I looked at the weather. It was fine, bro. It was fine. You can lay it. Don't worry it about. It's lavy.

[B]

Yeah. It looks like we're going to have to sit here on the tarmac for about 45 more minutes. We're going to take off in an hour. It's like, dude, pull this plane up right now and let us get out. So there I go. I watched Gone in 60 Seconds for the first ever.

[A]

Yeah, I saw you doing that.

[B]

Yeah. What a movie. You know Angelina Jolie's in that movie.

[A]

Oh, really?

[B]

I didn't know that.

[A]

She wasn't wanted.

[B]

She was curving that bullet.

[A]

She was curving.

[B]

Yes. I watched. I watched. Gone 60 seconds. Not as cool as I thought it was going to be. I thought it was going to Be.

[A]

A little bit cooler.

[B]

But it's very cool. Nick Cage's brother gets into some really shady. So then they're known as like carjackers. And then what happens is the mob boss who's in the shady is mad at Nick Cage's brother. So he's like, I'm going to kill your brother or you're going to go steal all of these cars for me. 50 cars. And they'll, they try to start but then they, they get caught. So then they have to do it again in 24 hours and Nick Cage and his crew have to steal 50 cars in 24 hours and the cops are chasing them and then he's got to talk with the mob boss and you know, it's a whole thing that's pretty sick. Folly of errors happen.

[A]

Folly of errors. Folly of errors.

[B]

So I'm uptight.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I made sure to sit next to Roger, which I'm very happy with.

[A]

Yeah, it was, luckily he was on the other aisle. Like he was next to me. But like we, we like that's a perfect situation.

[B]

That's honestly, if you, I agree. If you and a partner, if you and Roger fly, like that's the way to do it.

[A]

Does anybody in me, like I, I.

[B]

I would like if me and my fiance were to fly. I think that's what fly.

[A]

And that's where you're announcing you're engaged.

[B]

Like why, why, why sit in the middle seat when you both can have.

[A]

The aisle seat that's actually goated just.

[B]

Throwing it out there. That's actually right next to other each each other. You can talk. You're both in the Nile seat. Why, why force one member.

[A]

You're gonna hold hands in the middle of the aisle. People have to jump over you to.

[B]

Sit in the seat like that. You know what I mean?

[A]

That's exciting. That's actually really mind blowing. See, Mike was there. I had my noise canceling headphones on.

[B]

I did pass out.

[A]

I didn't hear any of it. It was beautiful.

[B]

That's sweet. I don't think I snored. I was really mindful. Like when I tried Demir when I, when I, when I Serenity now and I, when I line up with.

[A]

Oh, you're talking about the Labubu. You got a Labubu. Everyone saw that though.

[B]

The labo. Roger killed it with the Labubu at it.

[A]

That was great.

[B]

Killed the lab.

[A]

That was great.

[B]

I killed this laboo.

[A]

Leanza likes hers. She thinks it's cute. She got the pink one.

[B]

I, dude, I think The Labu rocks, bro. I love this. Yeah, I love it. And so, yeah, I took a nap. Roger didn't say I snored, so I'm gonna pretend like I didn't snore.

[A]

Yeah, we're gonna say that.

[B]

Finish the movie with 12 minutes left. So I didn't get to see the true finale, but I got the gist.

[A]

Yeah, you got the gist. I probably. They probably survived. Survive? Brother probably dies or something.

[B]

Yeah, maybe. Well, it's like a whole thing, you know? I don't want to spoil it.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

He does save a life, though. Nick Cage saves a life.

[A]

Not lucky Hawk says I need to catch up Part two. Don't worry about the first one.

[B]

This is the official remake.

[A]

This is the remake.

[B]

This is the one that you would draft a fantasy critic and it would get you 40 more points.

[A]

Yeah, 40 points. Wow.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Wait. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. That's 100 this.

[B]

That's last podcast. You might as well just trash that. That's.

[A]

Yeah. And not. That's not because of anybody else. It was just cuz, like, we're in the middle of the day. Mike and I need to be in this room doing this.

[B]

Let us cook up.

[A]

Yeah, let us cook up. That's the idea.

[B]

I'm still fighting, you know, fighting for my life.

[A]

Yeah, you're fighting for your life. How's your stomach feeling?

[B]

Good. Better now. It's a little weak. I'm a little weak right now. I'm at, like, 37% strength. Wow.

[A]

It's really low.

[B]

Yeah. But I'm still giving it my all.

[A]

It's really low.

[B]

Still giving it my all.

[A]

It's a concerning, like, low.

[B]

Ah, you'll be fine.

[A]

Shake it off. Well, thank you so much, everybody, for watching us for, like, over two hours. This is how long the podcast needs to go. This is. This is what we're doing here.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

We hope that we can be there next year. Me and Mike will be splitting controller for there again next year, and I am just so thankful for this opportunity. I'm thankful for you, the audience, for watching this. We love you all so much. Mike, keep on talking to them as.

[B]

I. Yeah, I hope you all enjoyed that. Thank you to Call of Duty and the team over at Treyarch for bringing us out. You guys know that we really appreciate it. To our audience, thank you for watching us enjoy Call of Duty. Thank you for letting us share the new Call of duty Black Ops 7 with all of you. Hopefully you've gotten a nice gauge of it and most importantly. Hopefully you're playing the beta all this weekend. Me and Nick will be playing the beta together. Maybe you guys can come join us and have some fun playing that with us throughout the weekend. I know we'll be having some fun. I'll be back to full strength by Monday. Got a whole work day tomorrow. Gotta get there, you know. But by Monday, I'll be back at lunch, locked in.

[A]

I'm sure you will.

[B]

Love you, Roger. I had a lot of fun.

[A]

2000 Monday. You better be there.

[B]

Call of Duty, 2000.