Resident Evil Requiem SPOILER Stream! - Gamescast Plays

Summary

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Kinda Funny Gamescast (March 2, 2026)

Episode: "Resident Evil Requiem SPOILER Stream! - Gamescast Plays"

Hosts: Greg Miller & Mike
Special Mentions/Chat: Andy Cortez, Blessing Adeoye, Tim Gettys, community Best Friends
Game Discussed: Resident Evil 9: Requiem
Purpose: Full spoiler-filled discussion and community Q&A on Resident Evil 9: Requiem, covering key plot points, gameplay moments, surprises, and speculation for the franchise’s future.

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Episode Overview

This episode is a lively, in-depth spoiler stream focused on Resident Evil 9: Requiem, the latest mainline entry in the iconic horror franchise. Hosts Greg Miller and Mike dig into their favorite moments, dissect the game’s big twists and set pieces, swap stories about their playthroughs, and answer live chat questions from the Kinda Funny community. The stream is packed with memorable quotes, off-the-wall banter, and speculation about what's next for Resident Evil.
Note: This summary omits sponsor segments and unrelated asides.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Spoiler Warning & Setup

• The hosts enthusiastically remind viewers this is a full-spoiler recap, encouraging any unspoiled fans to bow out and return later to join the conversation.
  • Timestamp: [05:00]
  • Quote: Mike: "If you have not beaten the game and you don't want to be spoiled, now is your moment to step out..."

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2. Game’s Structure, Choices & Endings

• The conversation kicks off around game choices, especially the big late-game decision (Destroy the virus or not).
  • Timestamp: [08:28]
  • Mike: "If I am faced with the opportunity to destroy the virus, I'm going to do what's right for the people."
  • Greg: "Have we had enough of these viruses?"
• Both hosts are surprised that the “destroy” choice leads to an immediate credits roll and then a rewind for a different outcome, subverting expectations regarding Resident Evil’s moral complexity.
  • Timestamp: [09:06]
  • Mike: "You get credits. No music. It doesn't feel like the end..."

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3. Plot Twists & Character Revelations

• The "Cure" Twist: Discussion about the reveal that what seems like the typical Resident Evil “world-ending virus vial” is actually a cure.

  • Timestamp: [09:35]
  • Greg: "...the twist on it where the guy who might be a clone of Wesker or whatever...he was like—and he ejected it, she's like, 'I don't think this does what you think it does.'"

• Cloning Revelations: Grace is revealed to be "the original," with adopted/clone confusion.

  • Timestamp: [21:01], [22:16], [51:56]
  • Mike: "Emily is a clone of Grace, but Grace is the OG."
  • Greg: "She was the original. She was just an adopted kid that...they cloned from."

• Sherry’s Cameo: Recognizing Sherry from previous RE games as a “surprise universe connector.”

  • Timestamp: [39:53]
  • Mike: "Is that baby Eagle from Resident Evil 4? ... that's Sherry, the baby girl from Resident Evil 2."

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4. Bosses & Gameplay Highlights

• Motorcycle Section:

  • Timestamp: [10:18]
  • Greg: "...hype moments—it's gotta be that goddamn motorcycle section."
  • Mike: "...riding unlimited ammo as well...just spraying, so much fun."

• Chainsaw Fights: Multiple memorable encounters requiring players to pick up a chainsaw themselves.

  • Timestamp: [12:30]
  • Greg: "I appreciate the way Resident Evil does its little cutscene tip screens where...it was like, consider fighting a chainsaw with a chainsaw."

• Big Baby & Orphanage Horror: Effective use of unsettling horror tropes.

  • Timestamp: [11:51]
  • Greg: "When Big Baby chases him through the hallways and stuff, you're like...this is so fucking cool."
  • Mike: "Trying to squeeze by Big Baby...navigate past Big Baby..."

• Zombie Kids in Orphanage: Unexpected and "true horror."

  • Timestamp: [10:51]
  • Greg: "Is there anything scarier than little kids? ...I didn't trust men for a week after I did this."

• Boss Design Critique: Fatigue over ‘giant goo monster’ final bosses.

  • Timestamp: [09:53]
  • Mike: "I am sick of the Resident Evil big goo monster."
  • Greg: "But it's Resident Evil."

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5. Puzzles, Collectibles, and Crafting

• Roulette Safe Puzzle:

  • Timestamp: [14:23]
  • Mike: "...I spin it and I spin it...at first, it doesn't click...what was the combination?"

• Blood Crafting Mechanic:

  • Timestamp: [16:13]
  • Mike: "...oh wow, I have to suck up blood to craft? That was an interesting twist..."
  • Greg: "I always had it full. I feel like I often would forget about the crafting..."

• Collectibles (Raccoons, Lady’s Hand Puzzle):

  • Timestamp: [17:10] (Lady hand puzzle still unsolved); [27:16], [59:34]-[60:16] ("How many raccoons did you find?")
  • Collectibles are both fun and, for some, a point of anxiety around ammo conservation.

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6. Gameplay Styles and Community Experiences

• Different Player Approaches: Watching others play (e.g., Blessing and Andy’s stream) highlights how open-ended combat and horror sequences are.

  • Timestamp: [25:46]
  • Greg: "...seeing how much differently they play...I committed to my shotgun..."

• Resource Management: Ammo conservation, Requiem weapon anxiety, speedrunning strategies.

  • Timestamp: [26:07], [28:15], [28:37]
  • Mike: "...how fast do you really think you could speedrun this game now, Greg?"

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7. Set Piece, Location & Atmosphere Design

• Open World Elements: Dissecting out-of-Raccoon City/mall area as a divisive aspect.

  • Timestamp: [33:18]-[35:21]
  • Mike: "I didn't love Out of Raccoon City...actually I disliked it..."
  • Greg: "...weakest part of the game for me..."

• Classic Corridors vs. Open Areas:

  • Summary: Strong preference for traditional, tense, linear RE structure over expansive open-world mechanics.

• Environmental Horror: Praise for set pieces, title cards, and specifically atmospheric “playing at midnight, house dead silent” to enhance the horror.

  • Timestamp: [36:00]
  • Mike: "I exclusively played this game from the hours of midnight to 3am...it added to the flavor..."

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8. Lore, Connections & Future Speculation

• Franchise Continuity: Discussion of Ada Wong’s absence, recurring supporting cast, connecting threads with earlier games.

  • Timestamp: [40:13]
  • Mike: "People ask about Ada Wong...I won't tell you. She's not, though, right?"

• Fan Theories & Chat Debates:

  • Cloning timeline, which girl is “the original,” why certain monsters return, and what’s canonically accurate.

• What’s Next for Resident Evil:

  • Timestamp: [29:13] (lively chat speculation)

    • Open world Resident Evil?
    • Return to the original mansion?
    • Classic corridor horror vs. expansion

  • Mike: "I want to go back to the mansion. I want them to take me all the way back now..."

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9. Q&A and Live Community Moments

• Hosts answer live questions about speedrunning, collectibles, and lore; riff on franchise history and future; react to chat’s hot takes and personal requests.
  • Timestamp: [62:19]
  • Mike: "Chat, now is your time. Before we end this stream...what did we miss in the spoiler conversations?"

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Resident Evil tropes:
  • Greg: "Have we had enough of these viruses?" [08:53]
• On boss design:
  • Mike: "I am sick of the Resident Evil big goo monster." [09:53]
• On horror moments:
  • Mike (about orphanage): "Is there anything scarier than little kids? ...Jesus Christ. I didn't trust men for a week after I did this." [10:51]
• On the motorcycle set piece:
  • Greg: "Gets on that motorcycle and just like shooting like, dude. Oh my God. Oh my. Leon, you son of a..." [10:23]
• On puzzle frustration:
  • Mike: "I spun it and I spun it...at first, it doesn't click...what was the combination?" [14:37]
• On collectibles anxiety:
  • Mike: "I'd have a real long conversation with myself of like, am I wasting this bullet on this?" [27:17]

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Community/Fan Highlights

• Shout-outs to Kinda Funny audience members for theories, tips, and live fact corrections (e.g., the Lady’s hand puzzle, raccoon collectible tips, lore clarifications).
• Intermittent fun ribbing of team members not present (e.g., Andy staying home sick but streaming Witcher 3).
• Lively debate about what Capcom should remake or do next—strong desire for a return to classic mansion-style RE.

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Final Thoughts & Reflections

• Both Greg and Mike praise RE9: Requiem as an "unbelievably good" evolution of the series, nailing both horror atmosphere and action spectacle.
• They agree that the game's pacing, new mechanics (like blood crafting), and smart fan service make it a standout.
• However, both have mild critiques of the overdone “big goo monster” boss and disparate feelings about the game's open-area experimentation.
• The game’s deep connections to RE lore (cloning, returning characters, love of callbacks) spark genuine excitement and speculation for the franchise’s future.
• The stream closes with audience thanks, friendly teasers for future Kinda Funny episodes, and repeated celebration of RE9’s high points.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Spoiler Alert & Set-Up: [05:00]
• Major Choice Discussion (Destroy vs. Save Virus): [08:28]
• Cure Reveal & Plot Twists: [09:35]
• Boss Fights & Set Pieces: [10:18], [11:51], [12:30]
• Crafting & Puzzle Mechanics: [14:23], [16:13]
• Speedrunning, Playstyles: [28:15], [28:37]
• Open World Debate: [33:13], [35:21]
• Lore & Character Connections (Cloning, Sherry): [21:01], [39:53], [51:56]
• Q&A & Franchise Future Speculation: [29:13], [62:19]

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Tone & Style

• Conversational, irreverent, and passionate. The banter is fast, geeky, and occasionally explicit.
• Highly interactive with the audience, blending chat comments, jokes, and heartfelt appreciation for the wider Kinda Funny community.
• Equally at home with deep-dive lore debates and goofball tangents, embodying the “Best Friends” Kinda Funny brand.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Episode...

• If you want spoilers, fanboy/fangirl out about Resident Evil lore, or need a sense of the biggest and weirdest moments from RE9: Requiem, this stream covers it all.
• Expect lively analysis of the game’s highs and lows, fun anecdotes about HOW people play horror games differently, and genuine excitement about the future of Capcom’s flagship horror franchise.
• Skip for deep-dive gameplay guides; stay for full-hearted community vibes and speculation.

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Transcript

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[Greg]

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[Mike]

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[Greg]

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[Mike]

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[Greg]

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[Mike]

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[Greg]

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[Mike]

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[Greg]

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[Mike]

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[Greg]

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[Mike]

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[Greg]

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[Mike]

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[Greg]

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[Mike]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Greg]

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[Mike]

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[Greg]

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[Mike]

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[Greg]

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[Mike]

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[Greg]

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[Mike]

Wow. Okay.

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[Mike]

Who said that?

[Greg]

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[Mike]

No.

[Greg]

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[Mike]

Let's show you how how much we love five Hour Energy.

[Greg]

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[Mike]

How'd they do it? Dog slop.

[Greg]

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[Mike]

I won't have to do it. Now you're gonna get an energized Greg and you better look out for yourself.

[Greg]

And I'll tell you right now, if you come in with that energy in the YouTube comments, after I have this, you're gonna have a bad day.

[Mike]

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[Greg]

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[Mike]

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[Greg]

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[Mike]

Let's turn it on.

[Greg]

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[Mike]

Spoilers.

[Greg]

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[Mike]

Dang. They updated that.

[Greg]

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[Mike]

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[Greg]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

You get some new models that you can put on.

[Greg]

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[Mike]

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[Greg]

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[Mike]

I like that. Would like that. Yeah. Let's buy that Ghost grudge.

[Greg]

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[Mike]

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[Greg]

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[Mike]

Okay.

[Greg]

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[Mike]

Oh, operation. Okay, that's sick. Yeah, that's super. I didn't know we were adding new guns to the thing.

[Greg]

Yeah, and I got costumes. You're gonna say, hey, Greg, did you put the costumes on? You bet your ass I did. We're gonna run in the rpd.

[Mike]

Oh, rpd.

[Greg]

She'll be FBI the whole way through. And I put the tactical light on my snapper.

[Mike]

I love the alligator snapper. I thought that was a cool name for it. So behind the scenes video is gonna be them and motion capture. They're gonna show you. Showcase how they started.

[Greg]

Stopped. Yeah, Cuz I wasn't sure. Have you watched it?

[Mike]

No, I have not watched this at all. I was looking up before we turned on today's stream to see what we could get in.

[Greg]

Can you believe they actually had people sitting in there? Moab.

[Mike]

Dude, this is crazy. No, no, two days.

[Greg]

Put a hold on that for now.

[Mike]

We found another body.

[Greg]

One that exhibits the same pathology as the others we've been investigating.

[Mike]

So it's capturing their face on that helmet in the camera. That's so cool, man. You ever been in a motion capture suit?

[Greg]

No. I've been on set while they do it, but I've never been.

[Mike]

I feel like some developers are missing out on your motions. You know what I mean? Little is known about the Greg Miller body, but I'm telling you, Five Hour Energy. Five Hour Energy. If you want to be the first to get in on this, Greg could kick the door down.

[Greg]

I'm ready to kick.

[Mike]

And grab himself a nice five Hour Energy shot.

[Greg]

But now we're spoilering, right?

[Mike]

Yeah, we're going deep ending.

[Greg]

Did you pick?

[Mike]

Okay, let's get real. Because I watched the boys on their marathon.

[Greg]

I was screaming destroy.

[Mike]

You always go Destroy first and then you go afterwards. And it's like those two talk themselves out of Destroy first. Clowns killed me inside. But of course, Greg, if I am faced with the opportunity to Destroy the virus. I'm going to do what's right for the people. I'm going to destroy it.

[Greg]

Greg, have we had enough of these viruses?

[Mike]

We had enough of these virus.

[Greg]

We know it was going to be the end of it. And cause anarchy. No, we didn't.

[Mike]

No, we did not know. I didn't know it was going to be the cure.

[Greg]

I didn't think. I didn't see that comment. So I didn't see that comment.

[Mike]

So funny because I picked destroy. And then immediately, quick cut scene, end of the game. You get credits. No music. It doesn't feel like the end. But you're questioning. It's like, is that really how they're going to end it? Yeah, like no way. And then they're like, okay, guess what? You're going to rewind just a little bit. We're going to make you re. Choose that. That choice. Which is cool. And then what did you think about that?

[Greg]

Which part?

[Mike]

Having it kind of be the antivirus. The cure. Save it all. No, I like that.

[Greg]

I like that a lot. Especially like the twist on it where the guy who. What might be a clone of Wesker or whatever.

[Mike]

Okay, yeah. Big Z. Big Z. Yeah, yeah.

[Greg]

He was like. And he ejected it. She's like, I don't think this does what you think it does. I thought that was really funny that

[Mike]

he gets his head just clean cut off right there. Can we talk about it though? Yeah, you know what I don't like?

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[Mike]

Big goo monsters for bosses.

[Greg]

But it's resident.

[Mike]

I am sick of the resident evil. Big goo monster.

[Greg]

It's resident evil.

[Mike]

I know they got to go to it, but like it just like it felt like maybe this was going to be the one. We didn't fight the giant goo monster. And of course we had to, you know.

[Greg]

Yeah.

[Mike]

You got to have a towering goo monster.

[Greg]

Yeah. So talk to me about this.

[Mike]

Yeah, let's talk.

[Greg]

When you think back on this and you think about hype moments, what immediately jumps out for you?

[Mike]

Hype moments.

[Greg]

Yeah. Cuz it's got to be that goddamn motorcycle section.

[Mike]

Oh my God.

[Greg]

Gets on that motorcycle and just like shooting like, dude. Oh my God. Oh my. Leon, you son of a.

[Mike]

They get the zombie dogs out. Big V Victors in front of you, just ripping it. Right. And you're riding unlimited ammo as well. Just spraying with so much fun. You know what my hype moment was? Was that following shortly after that, the orphanage, they recaptured the terror. Got you back one more time with like. Let's say this is Something horror.

[Greg]

Is there anything scarier than little kids? Oh, my. The. Jesus Christ. I didn't trust men for a week after I did this. You stay away from me.

[Mike]

We shave little Ben's head. He starts running around the. Oh, my. Can we talk about. I had to call Tim. And you know I don't like calling Tim. I don't like calling you or Tim after hours. Nick. I'll call anytime. I called Tim. I said, what the hell is going on? I can't get past these zombie girls. And he goes, no, Mike. You walk up, then you walk back. And I was like, they won't leave. They won't get out of my way.

[Greg]

Yeah.

[Mike]

You know what I mean? Like, what am I supposed to do?

[Greg]

I did die to them that first. That first time when I walked up on them.

[Mike]

Yeah, they killed me twice because I thought I could run right past them. So I just. I bolted. No, they get a hold of you. Yeah. But the zombie goes. When they huck themselves off the second story balcony, crash. And then pick themselves up. Oh, my God. Get out of town, bro. Yeah, that was a hype moment. Another hype moment. Big Baby entrance, Dude. Big Baby, if you.

[Greg]

I know so many of you did. Thank you for watching Blessing Andy stream Resident Evil Requiem over the weekend. I love the setup we made for. Yeah, but. Yeah, that was one of those things. I had to be there for the reveal. You know when Big Baby chases him through the hallways and stuff. You're like, yes. This is so fucking cool.

[Mike]

Big Baby was so good. Of like trying to squeeze by Big Baby, trying to convince him to go one way so you go the other way. Then having the redo of Big Baby where the zombies got up, you have a moment. You could kill a bunch of zombies if you want, or you can go run and grab the little girl. And then you got to go back against Big Baby and navigate past Big Baby. It's like, get out of my way, man. I'm trying to get over here.

[Greg]

You know what I mean?

[Mike]

Corey Cudnip calls out a great one. The chainsaw fight.

[Greg]

Oh, when you have to fight him at the gas station with chainsaw.

[Mike]

Yes. Gas station chainsaw fight.

[Greg]

I appreciate the way Resident Evil does its little cutscene tip screens where when I died to him the first time, I fucking whittled everybody down.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Greg]

I stood in the back capping people, killing them, using all my weapons, throwing stuff, and I just stood inside. And then Chainsaw man came in and I ran out. And it was one of those. I got outside and Then reloaded at the wrong time. And he chainsaw man. And it was like, consider fighting a chainsaw with a chainsaw.

[Mike]

Thank you.

[Greg]

I didn't realize I had to do that. I'll do that.

[Mike]

That's a great pull right there. Yeah. Chainsaw man was super good. Two chainsaw fights throughout the experience were really, really well done.

[Greg]

Yeah.

[Mike]

The first one at the doctor's office, where it's just flinging around. You can pick it up, or the zombies pick it back up. And then when you go one on one with the chainsaw man, it's really great.

[Greg]

One on one with the chainsaw man.

[Mike]

That was fantastic stuff. How about meeting the little girl for the first time and going, what's up with the room next to you? Why is there a hole in the wall? And then be like, I think that little girl turned into that giant girl. That's not good.

[Greg]

You know, that's not what you wanted.

[Mike]

Yeah. She was all, man. They did a great job with that. When I was dying to watch Andy get on the sticks to try to navigate that basement portion, and I think he let Blessing play the most, but, like, that portion of me was so much fun because it clicked for me. I knew where I needed to navigate to, and all I could think was, like, give Andy the sticks. Let's see. Let's see if he breaks right now running around.

[Greg]

I just want to see this real quick. I saw Jessica Chobot, I believe, put up on Instagram when she was playing on PlayStation. How good this looked. And I stopped those. Damn, that looks great. Doesn't look as good here.

[Mike]

Oh, on the Nintendo Switch.

[Greg]

Yeah. We're playing Switch too, by the way.

[Mike]

Yeah, but what's so much. Just the crispness.

[Greg]

Yeah, it was really crisp. It was more ambient, I would say. There was an ambiance, as you'd say.

[Mike]

Now, can we talk about one thing that got me, Greg?

[Greg]

One thing. I don't know why it doesn't even

[Mike]

matter how hard I try, but it got you. You know, I love spinning the wheel. You know, I love stepping up to the table and putting my money on Black 22. And there it is. They give me roulette.

[Greg]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike]

And I spin it and I spin it and I spin it. And at first, it doesn't click. 31, 15, 7. And I'm like, what's up, man? Like, give me some other numbers. And it keeps hitting it. I. Over and over again. What was that, too?

[Greg]

Combination.

[Mike]

What was the combination to which safe? What did I miss? I don't know. I Missed a combination somewhere.

[Greg]

Was it not in that area that isn't in the bar there? They had a thing.

[Mike]

Maybe. I thought. I thought it's always interesting because you find the codes for a safe that's usually not.

[Greg]

Yeah, yeah. Way far away.

[Mike]

It's like. Yeah. I felt like I got a code for that bar. Say that wasn't.

[Greg]

I'll let you know. I didn't even put any of that together. I really. I spun it once and I was like, all right, moved on.

[Mike]

Oh, I was jamming that.

[Greg]

I'm sure you are. You love the roof.

[Mike]

Like, you jam that wheel. I said, give me those skitties. Oh, yeah. You could pick up the giant lady's arm. What was that for? I have no idea. Oh, like Roger said, that was. Yeah. Did you.

[Greg]

Roger didn't come to work today, so what do I care what he is?

[Mike]

What. What is? What's up with that, Rog?

[Greg]

I'm so tired from watching Andy and bless.

[Mike]

I'm so lonely without you, Rog. It's crazy, man. Bar safe code was on a note. Yeah, that's what I thought.

[Greg]

Yeah. I didn't. Yeah, like I said, I didn't put it together. That was.

[Mike]

I think I have the arm, but Roger said the arm is for something, so the arm does something. The blood collector right there. Yep. Stranger.

[Greg]

That's what. Yeah. You know. You know what I'm talking.

[Mike]

You know what we're talking about.

[Greg]

You know what I'm talking about. Chad,

[Mike]

take the hand back to the doll in the cell. Oh, okay. Good to know. I did, like the. I like the blood puzzles.

[Greg]

Okay.

[Mike]

Felt like there wasn't many of them, but. Did you do all those where it's like a new blood analyzer and you put it in there, like, okay, dot the dot, and then they reorganizes itself?

[Greg]

I did a little bit of it. Yeah. Whatever I needed to for the story. I never did anything else.

[Mike]

Okay. You didn't, like, you didn't care for that?

[Greg]

That's not that I didn't care. There was just so much going on that I never thought I. I didn't find until you said it right now. Forgot all about it.

[Mike]

Yes. Okay.

[Greg]

Forgot all about it.

[Mike]

There was. Well, I found it interesting of, like, know when you play other Resident Evil games, it is simply pick up the two green herbs. Oh, pick up some ammo and, like, some, you know, bullet, whatever, powder and mix them together. It was out of, like, oh, wow, I have to suck up blood to craft. I found that was an interesting twist on What? They nor I like that for sure. Yeah. Were you sucking up a lot of blood?

[Greg]

I always had it full. I feel like I often would forget about the crafting. Oh, okay. Zach says the hygiene has an article about the lady hand puzzle. It's yet to be solved by the community.

[Mike]

Stop it.

[Greg]

The first step is to bring it to the transmission fusion machine.

[Mike]

Now that's what Roger said. Okay, okay, so that Roger got the first step. Interesting chat.

[Greg]

Barnell says hot take, question mark. I'm glad they got rid of the red and blue herbs. I agree.

[Mike]

Well, it's only green now. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't really notice that.

[Greg]

That's a nice throwback. And that's all I need.

[Mike]

That's all I need. I'm fine with that. That's right, you're going.

[Greg]

Here. You see what's in here?

[Mike]

Yeah, I scared myself with this one.

[Greg]

Nothing.

[Mike]

Yeah, I got a dinner.

[Greg]

Nothing scarier than a dirty bathtub. I don't take baths. I don't like my body touching the ground.

[Mike]

No. Cuz it feels like when you take the bath, you got to take a shower afterwards. You know what I mean? But like I will say, lying in the bathtub is relaxing. Are you a hot tub jabroni?

[Greg]

I mean, if the option presents itself, sure.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Greg]

But I'm not like Kevin where I'm.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you get me, you get me. Laying down in a hot box.

[Greg]

I'm sure you like hot.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Greg]

You're a taco boy.

[Mike]

If Blessing won the million, he would have to buy me a hot tub. That was. He didn't scratch off. Unfortunately, he's right.

[Greg]

Kind of feud. You never know any. Give me some.

[Mike]

Yeah. Tundra boy says data mining has killed all mystery in games. If that's it.

[Greg]

You know that leak spoilers. Like I was talking. I just. We just reviewed Procopia again. Yes. And I was like, do yourself a favor and play without a guide. Like, don't be guided. Yeah, yeah, go, you know, be stumped for a little bit. Wander around, enjoy the thing as a

[Mike]

gibroni that's not all the time on the Internet or like doesn't use the Internet like that to look up leaks and spoils. Yeah. Like I'm usually like, oh, I'm unaware of any of this, you know.

[Greg]

Sure.

[Mike]

So yeah, I do pretty well to avoid any of that stuff. What else? Oh, what about that final fight with the soldier where you're. You got a parry off?

[Greg]

Yeah, I was fine with it. Yeah. Well, that was my thing when. When they introduced parrying around here, I was like, I'm not the Perry guy.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Greg]

But I thought the window, at least on normal difficulty, was so wide that I actually felt good about it.

[Mike]

Wasn't too bad.

[Greg]

It was more like. We talked about it really briefly after the review where when we walked off, somebody started talking about the soldier guy and like, oh, that's this thing that's been going on. And I was like, oh. I thought it was a solid snake reference. I thought the guy kind of looked like he was in Ryden's mask.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Greg]

They said all that and it was like, oh. I thought this was, like, referencing, like, making fun of salt snake. I thought the fight was fine. But as a Resident Evil fan who, like, is very ignorant of the entire. You know what I mean? Like, I can't get the timeline. I know. I just enjoy playing these horror movies and moving all my life.

[Mike]

Yes.

[Greg]

So it's like, whatever. I enjoyed it fine. But I was caught up, though.

[Mike]

They freaking. Nice dodge, though. Can't.

[Greg]

He can't compensate for me about our energy skill.

[Mike]

No. I got that competing craze inside my body now. I'm up. It's right here. Can we talk about just, like, all the zombies being hit, too? Like, it felt like at the beginning, like there was no liquors. Right. There was like. It's like it felt like while you were going through the game, they're like, oh, we're going to slowly one but one. Here's the zombie dog. We got you. Oh, Mr. X is here. He's here now.

[Greg]

That was such a nice review.

[Mike]

That was fun.

[Greg]

That boss fight again, like I said earlier, I. I thought all the boss fights were really missing.

[Mike]

That boss fight was a miss.

[Greg]

But yeah, like, he's throwing at me like, cars or whatever, and I blew him up.

[Mike]

Yeah. Then he ran at you. You're like, all right, dude.

[Greg]

Yeah.

[Mike]

But it was exhilarating to run around the. The.

[Greg]

When he popped back up, I was

[Mike]

in the police department again with him.

[Greg]

That was awesome.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Greg]

And then Tim sent me a mashup video last night of somebody taking two remake clips and mashing up here. It's really impressive.

[Mike]

Oh, really?

[Greg]

Okay. Like, Leon walking on the same stairs and have it all destroyed or whatever.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was pretty special. Run around like that. I like that one isn't a Elisa. Not her biological mom.

[Greg]

Yeah, that's right.

[Mike]

Correct. Right. Because Grace is a clone.

[Greg]

Well, she was the original. She was just an adopted kid that. Then they cloned from.

[Mike]

Oh, they took the bl.

[Greg]

She was the OG but there's.

[Mike]

Yeah, I took her. I took it as she was the clone.

[Greg]

Yeah. Spencer adopted her and then the clones off that Grace is just a lady.

[Mike]

Shout out to my best friend Andy Cortez in the chat. Andy, thanks so much. We miss you. Truly. I'm a little. I am 29.5% mad at you for not going to the basketball game tonight.

[Greg]

From the second place, you're sick. That's why he's not at work today. Right. And why I better not catch his ass streaming tonight. Because he's sick. Right. For the second place, you're on. Where Liam can obtain and tune up equipment earlier. The tactical tracker begins in his inventory supply boxer only chair.

[Mike]

Yes. So as you said before, there's no new game plus that carries over your guns. But what they did was they gave you the tracker now so you can upgrade all of your guns and buy guns right off the bat. So that's cool. Because you. You'd be killing a lot of zombies. As Liam, you'll be killing them a lot of zombies. Yes. So trippy. TK says Emily is a clone of Grace, but Grace is the OG like you said.

[Greg]

Yeah.

[Mike]

So Grace, she was adopt. She was in the orphanage, got adopted, then saved by Spencer. Well, yeah, Spencer. But then given to the. Her mom.

[Greg]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Mike]

Then her mom had her right there.

[Greg]

Cuz her mom came to interview Spencer.

[Mike]

Yes, exactly.

[Greg]

She walked away with the kid. It's kind of like how a lot of people do that with puppies.

[Mike]

Say you come for an interview and they're like, you know what? You want them?

[Greg]

Hey guys, I'm gonna go to Safeway. Oh, there was a woman outside. She had a box of puppies. We got a puppy now.

[Mike]

That's how it goes, right?

[Greg]

That's how it goes.

[Mike]

It goes. Now you have a child. That's right. You got to deal with.

[Greg]

I'll get this gun. I don't want it. It's not my type of gun. But for the.

[Mike]

For the Matilda. Yeah. Let's show it. Yeah. I mean that is cool.

[Greg]

What? Think, please, sir.

[Mike]

Chris Tanker really likes Grace. All type of attack.

[Greg]

Why she talks like this?

[Mike]

Up there with Jill.

[Greg]

No, up there with. Not that. Andy says I'm back to streaming the Witcher 3 in about an hour to 90 minutes. Andy, no. You stayed home sick. If that isn't on kind of funny games, you're getting a write up in a demerit.

[Mike]

Wow. Don't make him leave a YouTube comment. Andy. He'll leave a YouTube voice memo comment on your videos. Wow.

[Greg]

I don't think I can. I think only I don't. I wish I could.

[Mike]

Only the creator.

[Greg]

Yeah, I think it's a response.

[Mike]

Wow.

[Greg]

I don't think I can.

[Mike]

So lucky.

[Greg]

Yeah, exactly. You know what I mean? Yeah.

[Mike]

He's looking for you, bro. He's looking for you. He's like, he. He missed you today. Very quiet in the office today without you.

[Greg]

It's. I mean, there's no Nick, there's no Andy, there's no Roger, there's no Tim, no bless. No bless. That's the other. Forget somebody.

[Mike]

Yes.

[Greg]

What are you doing?

[Mike]

Oh, this was brutal.

[Greg]

That's how Jen kisses me.

[Mike]

Bite. Right? Bite your nose right off that. See, now imagine if we're in Japan, they got a black bar over that lady's mouth.

[Greg]

You know what I mean?

[Mike]

Imagine. You got to come up with creative ways.

[Greg]

Question for you. You're smarter than me. Not really, but, like, you're smart. Why is. Did you ever notice it looks to me a lot like Leon runs a little bit like John Wayne. Do you notice this?

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Greg]

Where he like, runs and he's like. He does the thing where he like, turns his gun.

[Mike]

I mean, I think that's just like the cool thing to do now that we've made John Wick movies is everybody wants to be the Wick man. And like, Leon is cool enough to be John Wick for sure. He's up there. Yeah, exactly. So it's like, yeah, let's make Leon as cool as possible. And he's no first day chump anymore. This isn't Resident Evil 2. No. Right. Leon has been through.

[Greg]

Am I the right guy? Good. How this is that customizing it. Oh, I have to customize it. What a waste of my time.

[Mike]

He doesn't have that kind of money right now. It's like, this isn't day one, Leon. This isn't Eastern Europe. Go save baby Eagle. Leon Kennedy. This isn't Even Resident Evil 6, Leon. This is the new Leon Kennedy. He's got a porch. Got a goddamn Portia. Those were awesome. They did a great job with those. I liked when some of them, when you're just shooting randomly and all of a sudden they're like, we're going to give it to you. We're going to give you a crazy little kill cut scene right now.

[Greg]

I'm like, so much too, being able to throw this.

[Mike]

The throwing stuff was good. I wish you could grab it and ah, you. It did suck of, like, when you would kill somebody and nobody was around.

[Greg]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, I. I would always bait him back. You know what I mean? Like, all right, let's make this quick. It was interesting watching the guys play this weekend and seeing how much differently they play.

[Mike]

Isn't it amazing? Watch people, how different.

[Greg]

It's like, you know, I committed to, like, my shotgun.

[Mike]

My pistol shotgun was up, and then

[Greg]

my marksman rifle, and that's all I did. And I was just clowning. You know what I mean? I saw them in the end there, how they were having to. They. They were getting new levels of, like, what the final boss was doing. I'm like, damn, I never even saw that.

[Mike]

Yeah. Mur.

[Greg]

Murked him.

[Mike]

Is right. Yeah. Shotgun was big. I love the Requiem.

[Greg]

Yeah. The Requ.

[Mike]

Oh, my God.

[Greg]

But see, my problem with. I respected the Requiem so much, I never used it.

[Mike]

That's the problem. You got to use it. You can't be afraid because all of a sudden, you're just saving bullets up, and it's like, for what? You know what I mean? It's like, you got to. You got to kite three zombies together in one line. Bang. All three of them at once. Cool. Look at us tearing this up.

[Greg]

We're credits.

[Mike]

How about Baby. How about Big Baby Fight in the Attic?

[Greg]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike]

Night Corridors running around.

[Greg]

Didn't Love was one of those, like, I. It did the thing where I shot him, got back up, and then, like, heard him go, and just like. I mean, he's dead. I was like, oh, is he? And I went back, yeah, he's dead. You know what I mean? Like, it was like, okay, Like, I. I wasn't afraid of you there. I didn't really have to worry about you, so I wasn't paying too much attention to it.

[Mike]

But they did a great job with this all. All of Grace scenes here. Just so scary in the first couple hours, for sure. Tall girl running around in the. In the darkness. That was scary. What about the raccoons you get in the collectibles?

[Greg]

You know, I was.

[Mike]

I couldn't do it because you know why? I don't like, when I have to shoot them. I don't want to waste a melee. Well, I think Grace doesn't have the melee, or I wasn't carrying the knife around to do the mail.

[Greg]

Okay.

[Mike]

So, like, every time I would be Grace and I would see one, I'd have a real long conversation with myself of like, am I wasting this bullet on this? Yeah, because I didn't want to waste the bullet. The Hawk says she does hold L1.

[Greg]

I mean, not right now.

[Mike]

Do you think you have to have a knife, though, Hawk? Because I was. I wasn't carrying knives that much.

[Greg]

I definitely don't remember wasting ammo because I'm the same way. I wouldn't waste a bullet in this game.

[Mike]

I hate wasting bullets. Bullets. Hawk says yes. He's just got a melee. That's crazy. I never knew that she was fighting for her life when she was. When I was playing her where she should be. Yeah, fighting for her life. All right. We're also, like, speed running the game. How fast do you really think you could speed run this game now, Greg?

[Greg]

I don't think that fast. I'm not that kind of guy.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Greg]

Like, that first section, I think I got through. I mean, you know, it was embarrassingly easy. Yeah, I got through just because we. That's my third or fourth time doing it, so it's like, I don't have to think about it here. Here's where I'm going to start to start thinking, because I haven't played this in how many, you know, a week and a half now.

[Mike]

I don't know.

[Greg]

I know I got to get a flashlight or my lighter. I got to get that little lighter somewhere.

[Mike]

Oh, there's an achievement for beating the game in less than four hours. Yeah, I think. I think I saw Gene park putting up in two and a half on social media. So it's like, I think you could tear through this if you were moving, hustling.

[Greg]

I just feel like, you know, I don't know. I was such a frequent saver as well. Yeah, like, it's. That's not how I play the game.

[Mike]

Moving like that.

[Greg]

I got the moves like Jag.

[Mike]

I got the moves like J. I be moving. Oh, this was great. Go get that screwdriver. Oh, she's waiting for you.

[Greg]

What a game, dude.

[Mike]

So now the question becomes. Yeah, what's next, Greg? Audience chat. I want to know, what do you want to see next from Resident Evil? What is Capcom's next move? Whether it be your desired remake for the next one. And then, of course, what is the next mainline Resident Evil? What do they do? Who do they go to? Where are they? Let us know and let's have that conversation here in just a moment. Baird, are you listening and watching? I am. Let's take a quick word from our sponsors before we do that. Don't forget that today's stream is sponsored by Five Hour Energy. There is a bunch of new flavors that you can go check out right now like Cotton Candy and Confetti Craze. If you want to jump in to some of these new flavors, you can buy them on Amazon, Amazon or fiverr energy.com type in exclamation point Energy throughout today's stream to go. Learn more. Thank you to our sponsors and those who help keep the lights and mics on Barrett let's run a let's run some ads.

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[Mike]

Welcome back everyone to our Resident Evil 9 spoiler stream where Mike and Greg talk with you, the community, the best friends all around the globe about your experience. Our experience with Resident Evil Requiem. Thanks to our friends over at 5 Hour Energy for sponsoring today's stream. Type in XBasePoint Energy to learn all about the new flavors. Greg, we're back. And before we left for ads, I asked everybody type in the chat, where do you want Capcom and Resident Evil to go next?

[Greg]

And everybody said, space Pragmata now.

[Mike]

It's pragmatic, baby. Now somebody who was I just with? So, oh, I was over playing Magic and the guy asked me, he said, is Resident Evil open world now? I said, well, there's some large areas. He goes, when are they going to make an open world Resident Evil. I'd like that. No, interesting. They haven't done it. There's no Dead Rising open world. Right. It's not a Dead rising world. But they were like, you know what? I would be into a red Resident Evil open world. I said, oh, I feel like that's

[Greg]

when they say they would be into. And then you would get it and you would just lose the tension.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Greg]

You know what I mean? Like that would just become a different game where they weren't. You aren't able to build the same suspense, the same terror, the same fear.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Greg]

If I could just be like, oh man, I'm under leveled for this. And run outside and run around like a goofball. I don't know.

[Mike]

Goomba. Yeah, yeah, Goomba. How about a large open area? You got. Now let's. Let's rewind.

[Greg]

We can spoil.

[Mike]

You have open. You have tested the open area in Outer Raccoon City?

[Greg]

Yeah.

[Mike]

What did you think of that section? Would you want more from that? What if they made a mall?

[Greg]

I like this. What is the. The meme is like, this is good, but I. Or this is great, but I like this. Like I feel this a better horror. What I'm doing in Resident Evil section.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Greg]

And even to like, well, you know, I'm playing as Grace, so I'm scared. Like even when it was more guns in RE2 or even RE4, where there's. It's corridors, even Though you're in a village, right? Yeah, I think that worked better. The disappointment is not the right word. We. I guess weakest would be it. I would say that section in Outer Raccoon City running around was the weakest part of the game for me where it was like, I'm cool, Leon and I have all these cool moves, so it's cool to kill zombies. And I like the addition of basically like an arcade game here. Right. Whack. Whack a zombie and get some points and you can use it. It's like, all right, cool that I like all of that. But then, yeah, just running around, it was like, okay. Like I'm not enjoying this to a level where I'm like, this is justified, everything that's going on.

[Mike]

Yeah, that one did. I didn't love out of Raccoon City if anything. Actually I disliked it also the large spider. We'll talk about that. Put a pin in the large spider chat. I want to go back to that.

[Greg]

We'll go do right now.

[Mike]

Well, I didn't like the spider.

[Greg]

That was a fun little throwback to what everything is.

[Mike]

I mean, I guess, I don't know. I didn't like the large spider. I want. I wanted zombies, but I did like the glass. I liked the. I like the windows. Yeah, shoot out. They'd fall down the windows.

[Greg]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

I thought that was pretty lit. That they did a good job with that one for sure.

[Greg]

This, I mean, I remember playing this at night. Oh, big TV freaking out.

[Mike]

I want you to know, Greg, I exclusively played this game from the hours of midnight to 3am everyone. And I'll tell you what it added. It added to the flavor of it all. That house was dead silent, lights off. I mean it was. When the little girl showed up, it was truly horrifying. It was true. Oh, wow. I thought you're gonna Superman.

[Greg]

I thought. I, I. It's one of those, like I said earlier when you're like, how fast could you mar. I'm like, I don't even remember exactly what I'm.

[Mike]

Yeah, I'm looking to see how fast you can get past the chef. Cuz I don't know if you saw Bless and Andy.

[Greg]

No. Well, yeah, they got up.

[Mike]

That chef texture was crazy with those too.

[Greg]

Yeah. I let the, I left the chef marinade a long time. Yeah, I, I didn't come at it for the chef for quite a while sometime.

[Mike]

Oh, okay. Interesting. Yeah. It was just out of like you clearly saw. You were supposed to slow push it past it.

[Greg]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Like Pushed it three times and then just made a bunch of noise. It's like, okay, boys, what are we doing? But, yeah, I mean, the open area is an interesting conversation because I didn't like it.

[Greg]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And I don't hope that we don't go back to this, but I guess the other question is, like, how long does the Tight Corridor Horror Maze last? Right before you're like, okay, I. I've done seven hours of this. I need to spread. We need to spread out a little bit, you know? Or can it be the whole game?

[Greg]

Vushu says you can push past the Chef without pushing. You can slip past the Chef without pushing the cart.

[Mike]

Oh, that's what I did is. I. I. Oh, no, you.

[Greg]

I let him live for a long time until I was like, all right, now I've got the weapon or whatever.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Greg]

To beat him.

[Mike]

Yeah, Chris. Chris says I killed the Chef. And then he came back during the sniping sequence. I killed the Chef as well, because he gives you the key. But then. Yeah, I'm gonna chalk that up as there was a second Chef Chris. Or maybe somebody else.

[Greg]

There was a second shooter Chris.

[Mike]

Yeah. Because I. I did kill the Chef with Leon to get the key. So I don't know what that. I don't know where that came from. That's the sous chef. Yeah, yeah.

[Greg]

See, I'm trying to use the thing. I did my first playthrough.

[Mike]

Okay. Yeah, yeah.

[Greg]

When I didn't know the answer. So now I'm playing, and I'm like, wait, did I. Did I give her the old rope of dope in here first and then throw the thing out?

[Mike]

Yeah. I am watching you. I'm interested in what you were doing there, because when she drops down, this first one, I ran backwards to the light, which is a save room right next to you. Draws her over there. And then when I came into.

[Greg]

See, I was here very much like, she can't get.

[Mike]

Yes. I was underneath this a lot.

[Greg]

So it's like.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Greg]

And you rope it to a hurry and come around.

[Mike]

Yeah. Two chefs, two giant babies. Two. Two girl monsters, even though the other one doesn't turn into a girl monster. Leon shooting the little baby. And then at the end, he was like, I didn't.

[Greg]

Vitals.

[Mike]

I didn't hit any vital sign. All right, there, Slap Daddy. You lit that baby up. I don't know what you're talking about, Leon.

[Greg]

Also, I say this as an unathletic fat man, but Man Grace has got to run faster the amount of times where I'M like, am I running or am I not running right now? I can't tell what I'm doing. You know what?

[Mike]

Talk to me.

[Greg]

I want to flip her to third person.

[Mike]

Oh, there you go.

[Greg]

I haven't seen that.

[Mike]

I did not. I only did it during the preview where I flipped back and forth. I played her first person the entire time.

[Greg]

Yeah, me too.

[Mike]

Yeah. Just truly horrible.

[Greg]

This is your run. You're running right now.

[Mike]

Grace. She's just getting loose. Oh, what about Sherry? Yeah, that was cool. That one I had to look up because when Sherry first came, I was like, oh, snap. Is that baby Eagle from Resident Evil 4? The President daughter. And then I had to look it up. I was like, oh, my God, that's Sherry, the baby girl from Resident Evil 2. Then in 6. That's crazy.

[Greg]

Wait, she's the baby girl from Resident Evil 2?

[Mike]

From Resident Evil 2.

[Greg]

Bro, I didn't know that.

[Mike]

That's crazy, man.

[Greg]

Oh, wow.

[Mike]

Okay, Shout out to Sherry.

[Greg]

Sherry. Sherry. Baby Sherry.

[Mike]

They got a whole connected universe going on on this one.

[Greg]

Damn, you love to see it.

[Mike]

People ask about Ada Wong. The magic table was like, is Ada Wong in this? I was like, I won't tell you.

[Greg]

She's not, though, right?

[Mike]

But she's not. Yeah. Yeah. They were looking for her, and I was like, I. I don't want to ruin it. You know what I mean?

[Greg]

Perverts. That's why they are looking. You know what I mean?

[Mike]

Sherry proves it's all. It's all about who you know. Andy Cortez.

[Greg]

No.

[Mike]

Love to Sherry for becoming the oracle. Okay.

[Greg]

You know, grace.

[Mike]

There you go. Oh, let's shake.

[Greg]

Zoom in, zoom out. Zoom in, zoom out, zoom in, zoom in. Zoom in, zoom out, zoom in, zoom out, zoom in. This Bush.

[Mike]

Bush got a machine. Andy, write that down. Never heard of Bush before in my life either.

[Greg]

He was married to Gwen Stefani for a little bit.

[Mike]

Stop it.

[Greg]

Really having the thing. Rossdale is there.

[Mike]

Oh, there's nothing to hide behind. A lot of great.

[Greg]

I got confused.

[Mike]

A lot of great kills in this, too.

[Greg]

And we're gonna show them why they call us the greatest show on turf.

[Mike]

Go.

[Greg]

Right.

[Mike]

Oh, no. Big old chunk. There you go.

[Greg]

Got a machine head Better than the rails. Green to red.

[Mike]

All right.

[Greg]

All right. Grace.

[Mike]

Bush concert in the rain.

[Greg]

Oh, yeah. Glycerine in the rain. Don't Let the days Go by.

[Mike]

Yeah, that song. Some kids used to sing that at karaoke real bad.

[Greg]

Did he sing in the Rain?

[Mike]

No, but he sucked. Like, you gotta stop this so what's next? Because here's what I want, Greg. I'm gonna be real with you.

[Greg]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I want to go back to the mansion. I want them to take me all the way back now to, like, day one with all of this that they've done and improved in the graphics. Take me way back. Take me to the beginning. That's what I want. Now. I'm sure they'll make a remake of one of the earlier games that's close to that. But, like, I'm tempted to say the next Main line for number 10. Take me all the way back. Take me back. Back.

[Greg]

Take me back. Go. Take us.

[Mike]

Oh, my God. I've never seen a fall over there. I'm impressed. You're falling over. And.

[Greg]

At a point in my first playthrough where I hid here. Okay, let her go around. This ain't the point.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Greg]

That ain't the point for what I working it.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Greg]

I'm trying to remember what I did here.

[Mike]

We're talking about how hyped the Raccoon City title card was. All the title cards were sick, so control esque. Yes. Every single one popped. I'm tempted to watch the movies.

[Greg]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike]

No lie. This got me so pumped up for Resident Evil, it's crazy. I've never seen her fall over before.

[Greg]

Must be a third person thing.

[Mike]

Maybe. Maybe. Or I don't know what you're slipping on. Not slipping on doors. And. Yeah, you're.

[Greg]

That wasn't on me. I feel. Let's go back to this.

[Mike]

Yeah. Don't watch the movies, Michael. There's a lot that I feel like I've missed. I watched all the liveaction ones, but there's a new liveaction one that I've never saw that was on Hulu where I was like, oh, I've never seen this one. That was 2021. Return to raccoon City. And then I want to watch the CGI ones. I'm just going to have to tear through them all. Oh, man.

[Greg]

Yeah, this problem run speedrunning.

[Mike]

That's what I was thinking. Like, how do you speedrun this? It's just. You're just going to bump into things.

[Greg]

Yeah.

[Mike]

That's the only way to speedrun. Oh, I'm just bumping into people. That's not how I play. I'm not bumping into people. I'm ducking and dodging you. Diving and dipping on you. What, have we missed out on our spoiler talk, Greg?

[Greg]

Why the spiders? You just don't like the big spider.

[Mike]

I Just didn't like the spider. I mean, I think in a world of zombies, I didn't need a giant spider. I would have preferred some other sort of crazy monster to be in there. Where did this fighter come from? What am I unaware of? Is that a monster?

[Greg]

I mean, it's just, you know, they got exposed to the T virus and it made it bigger and.

[Mike]

Yeah, okay. Yeah. Just didn't know. I didn't know if people were like, oh, no, the spider's like an important part of it all. But when I saw the cobwebs, I was like, oh, shucks. You know what they're building to. There's gonna be a spider. Yeah, there's gonna be a giant spider. Right? Spiders are from Resident Evil 1. See, that's the one. Okay. Didn't. Oh, I'm also a liquor guy. Love that. They brought those back. Love that.

[Greg]

Yeah, that was.

[Mike]

Those are the most.

[Greg]

That was one of my favorite sections.

[Mike]

Like, that was crazy. Spider was kicking my ass until I found out the layout of the arena. Yeah, that's a good call. You gotta. You gotta go everywhere on that is right. There she is. She's walking. No, Resident Evil 1 is the only one I've missed so far. And like, I called Veronica. 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. See, Andy writes all this to get us jealous, but it's like he's not going to a basketball game in the box.

[Greg]

What did he write?

[Mike]

He just got pie punks and walked on the tree for an hour.

[Greg]

Doesn't sound very sick to me.

[Mike]

Wow. Wow.

[Greg]

Calls me that. I can't come to work, Greg.

[Mike]

I got sick.

[Greg]

Feel good?

[Mike]

I got the black lung, pop.

[Greg]

I got the black lung, pop. I said, Andy, man, whatever you need, brother. Just don't take advantage of the situation.

[Mike]

Don't put me out like that. Andy never put you out.

[Greg]

You never do that.

[Mike]

Never. Craig. I'll die on the stream for content.

[Greg]

Thank you. Can we air it when you do? Just like. Just like me.

[Mike]

Exactly. You know the rule. Get the view, get the clicks.

[Greg]

You're dead no matter what. Might as well take it.

[Mike]

Exactly. Get these clicks. What else are we missing? Big Z? You like Z? So you got a clone of Wesker.

[Greg]

He's all Wesker, right? That's what it's.

[Mike]

He. Man, he looks sexy as can be, though he was ducking and dodging bullets, I thought. Yeah, you take the bite. Take the bite. Take the bite. No, Chad. I've played Claire and Leon's now, but on two separate saves. So I'm not getting the second half of it that you're supposed to get. It's an. It's an absolute nightmare. Come any closer. Ah, they see. Use that door to your advantage. Hit that hole.

[Greg]

I guess. Or maybe she hit me.

[Mike]

I'm not sure. Yeah. I don't know.

[Greg]

God knows if I'm running or not because she runs so slowly.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah. I hit that boom.

[Greg]

You got to play it your way.

[Mike]

You know what I mean? You play it your way.

[Greg]

I tried to come in here. I tried to be you. Wanted me to go fast and furious. I did my best.

[Mike]

I thought you. I thought you got close.

[Greg]

I ran past where I need to go with screwdriver. That didn't.

[Mike]

Oh, you ran right past that one. Yeah.

[Greg]

I'm still in the light, so it's like.

[Mike]

Yeah, you're good. And the light's right there. She's not going to cut you off.

[Greg]

Come give me, you coward. Coward girl.

[Mike]

I'll tell you what. If I'm a nine foot tall demon girl and like, just a little bit of light's going to burn my skin, I'm still getting through it at you. I'm not going to let that stop.

[Greg]

No, you can't let that stop you.

[Mike]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna get through it.

[Greg]

I'm gonna rip your big girl pants. And you gotta stop.

[Mike]

Exactly. Oh, when Mr. X Tom Brady's. That missile at you is pretty amazing.

[Greg]

Like, what?

[Mike]

That was so. That was so cool.

[Sponsor Announcer]

All right.

[Mike]

Or the helicopter.

[Greg]

What a place to come back.

[Mike]

I was like, get that helicopter up in the sky, man. Let's get this thing going.

[Greg]

I was like, I don't trust this man at all.

[Mike]

I know it.

[Greg]

Oh, my guy told me to sit here. I'm like, I don't trust you, sir. I don't know who you are, sir. Let's watch this.

[Mike]

Awesome. Yes.

[Greg]

I don't like you, sir.

[Mike]

How about this monster turning into awkward goo, though? Yeah.

[Greg]

What about.

[Mike]

Yeah. Didn't like it.

[Greg]

Were you.

[Mike]

I just don't think it looked good.

[Greg]

Did the fact that the girls were clones of Grace throw you? Did you expect that? As soon as I met Emily and I was like, you look just like me. We have such. Grace has such interesting white hair. And you have the exact white hair. I'm like, clearly.

[Mike]

Yeah, I'm.

[Greg]

I. I guess her being normal was like, okay, I didn't see that coming.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Greg]

But her being the clone. No.

[Mike]

Yeah. I guess I just didn't click that she was the og. I just thought they were all clones. So that's where I kind of went to, is like, oh, they're just all a bachelor.

[Greg]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Glycerine. Annie, can you play Glycerine on the guitar? Let me.

[Mike]

Now, Matthew Odalgo says again, the girls aren't clones of Grace. They predate her. So the clones are already being made. He adopted Grace, and Grace is just in the clone mix.

[Greg]

And she looks exactly like the other girls.

[Mike]

That's what Matthew said.

[Greg]

That's not true. That can't be true. That's stupid.

[Mike]

Leon rolling up. I think I'm going to get a second opinion. He says to her, this poor lady. This poor lady is the only normal person in the whole entire building.

[Greg]

Yeah, she gets that. And she gets it.

[Mike]

She gets it. This poor lady. Who the hell's paying this. I just started working here a month ago. It's like Fallout the TV show. Yay. I joined this a week ago. I don't know anything. How about when you get out into the courtyard, you go left to the helicopter in the mini house. Yeah, but there was something to the right. Never explored over there, Mr. Kennedy. I remember. I don't think it was like a large area, but like, it felt like, oh, this courtyard's gonna be big. And like the moment you go left, you kind of just get like baited in the left and you stay there. But there was a right side. I guess that's just like never where I looked at at all. Follow me, please. That's where the helicopter crash is. Okay. Small courtyard. Small courtyard. Okay.

[Greg]

She's a normal girl. Spencer took his atonement, who looked exactly like the clones. Okay.

[Mike]

Wow. Dumb. Okay, but isn't she special? Because she wasn't special.

[Greg]

As her whole thing. She wasn't special.

[Mike]

Yeah, but she got bit.

[Greg]

Ah, they play fast and loose with the tea.

[Mike]

Fast and loose with the tea.

[Greg]

They say, whatever you having fun, enjoy it.

[Mike]

Like me with the big O. I was epic. Take a shot whenever I want it.

[Greg]

Is that what you're doing? Like, sometimes I take it. Sometimes.

[Mike]

You know, once a month.

[Greg]

You're a psycho. Love you. Now you know what you do? You come in here, you sell back the shitty shotgun. I don't need this thing anymore.

[Mike]

I'm not using that.

[Greg]

I got the.

[Mike]

Give me that one. Give me the tax shotgun. Yeah, I'm in.

[Greg]

Tatty.

[Mike]

They call it the Daddy Daddy. Dude, that thing rocks.

[Greg]

You go right for the power. You're like, give me all the power.

[Mike]

Oh, look at. Now you can triple power up that one.

[Greg]

This thing's Gonna be killing people.

[Mike]

Dang, that thing's gonna pop off.

[Greg]

Go ahead and put my firepower on there.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Greg]

No cooking. You come over here, you say, yeah, you know what? Can you give me some shells? Give me the shells.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah.

[Greg]

Take all. Yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

And just.

[Greg]

God, he looks good in this uniform.

[Mike]

Oh, I don't know. The jacket's pretty lit though.

[Greg]

Yes, I like to change pace.

[Mike]

Yeah, we'll change.

[Greg]

Variety's the spice a lot.

[Mike]

He looks kind of like tight though in this because now you can see his shoulders a little more clear. He just looks like he's a tight dude. It's like loosen up a little bit.

[Greg]

You see?

[Mike]

Loosen up a little bit. Let those shoulders drop a little bit. Please wait here. Wearing elbow pads and stuff. I'm not wearing elbow pants.

[Greg]

Yeah, I don't see me. Don't see that happening.

[Mike]

Off now. Knee pads I'll wear. Okay. Knee pads I'll rock.

[Greg]

Why?

[Mike]

Cuz like I find myself, I'm going to take a dive, you know what I mean?

[Greg]

Okay.

[Mike]

If I was getting after it.

[Greg]

Oh, sure, sure. You doing the Dodge rolls?

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. If I'm going to get after it, I'm going to probably go knee pads, elbow pads. Maybe too much, but I guess you could shove it into a zombie's mouth, you know what I mean? What did Rick wear back in the day? Nothing. Rick Walking Dead.

[Greg]

Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, no, he's had that big gun. He was held like this.

[Mike]

That Shane. What if we get a Capcom Resident Evil team crossover with the Walking Dead? Let them cook up a little bit in that universe.

[Greg]

I don't need that. We don't need that.

[Mike]

No, none of that. Okay? Just let him stick with.

[Greg]

Let him stick with it, you know, it's not Fortnite. I don't need every. All in one place. Mr. Kennedy, we need to leave immediately.

[Mike]

What's going on?

[Greg]

I mean, shout out to her for coming to tell him we gotta go.

[Mike]

Yeah, exactly.

[Greg]

But also her for not having any situational awareness.

[Mike]

No awareness.

[Greg]

Somebody. And then even this her Madden Race. You come up. You look like that Mike. It's out of boots, your sternum and then you have a chainsaw.

[Mike]

Oh, you didn't notice you had a chainsaw? That's situational awareness, Greg. Yeah, you gotta read the whole entire body. You can't just be looking at the eyes. No, you gotta read the whole scene.

[Greg]

There you go. Leon's got stuff already. I think I want to say. Gonna pin you now.

[Mike]

Is there a Dodge? There's no, like that kind of movement, right? This thing, this thing, this thing. Dude, don't give me.

[Greg]

Calm down.

[Mike]

I'd like calm down.

[Greg]

When I grab you and then it comes at you. It's got its own.

[Mike]

I know. It's got its own mind. What's up with that?

[Greg]

Settle there.

[Mike]

Too many times have I tried to reach for that and how to battle it. Oh my God. Oh, my God.

[Greg]

Couldn't see that in Japan.

[Mike]

I can't. We gotta get footage of that. I can't imagine what this seems.

[Greg]

Shuhei Yoshida's playing home, going out. What the am I looking at? You know what I mean? And that's the way to treat shoes.

[Mike]

No, no, don't treat him like that. Kind of funny. Kind of funny interview reference in a big.

[Greg]

I know, right? That was cool.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Greg]

Evan Young resurfaced his breakout video he did of it. And I was like, oh, that's cool. And I didn't even think. And then I read Jason C Today. I was like, oh, I didn't know we were in there.

[Mike]

Shout out to Andy and bless knowing about this story for months, sometimes years, they said. Didn't tell me once they knew about what that Miyazaki wasn't gonna let Sony do it because. And I'm over here just looking like a dummy like Sony, let's do it. You know what I mean?

[Greg]

Do they know about it from listening to my interview? Maybe. Maybe it is part of the game. With a shotgun.

[Mike]

Oh, my God. That's the baddest. You're a bad man. Oh, Andy says no, I knew before you were.

[Greg]

No, it doesn't sound right.

[Mike]

Wow. Andy.

[Greg]

Andy, I don't think that's right.

[Mike]

You're not going to share this information with us? Keep us in the know?

[Greg]

I mean, he can't. Well, you know, he didn't come to work today, so that's why. That's why he's probably going to tell us the only day he just didn't come to work.

[Mike]

That's crazy.

[Greg]

Said I want to. I want to stream on Twitch tv. Andy Cortez.

[Mike]

That's what I'll sell my merch, not

[Greg]

give my awesome I didn't give to you. I'm not going to want to have

[Mike]

my awesome merch not give me more merch.

[Greg]

Amazing logo that Greg loves wearing. Just great work. So support dot com.

[Mike]

But I could take some more st it out there. Thanks,

[Greg]

Herb. Andy says he definitely told you, but then he says lol. So he probably didn't tell me.

[Mike]

Yeah, he didn't tell me if he

[Greg]

says LOL like that.

[Mike]

You know he doesn't share the cool stuff with me. He only shares it with Alana and Ray.

[Greg]

Oh my God.

[Mike]

His cool friend all the time. Time me and Nick banish to the shadow Realm. You know Toxic Commando. You want to play that with you, Me, Andy and Nick?

[Greg]

I'm good.

[Mike]

Really?

[Greg]

Popia, I want to play Pocopia with you.

[Mike]

Start with me.

[Greg]

If you cut me out of your

[Mike]

server Friday we're doing this.

[Greg]

If you cut me out of the server.

[Mike]

I like that. I call Poketopia. I like Poketopia more though.

[Greg]

Why?

[Mike]

Cuz it has for Pokemon and Topia. Why are we calling it Pocopia? Well, it sounds like corn.

[Greg]

Oh, for Pokemon and Copia. For Utopia Utah. So Opia for you.

[Mike]

This shit's gonna be so much fun. Greg, I'm jealous of you.

[Greg]

Do not cut me out.

[Mike]

I am jealous of.

[Greg]

Do not cut me out.

[Mike]

This Friday we play it.

[Greg]

Well, no Friday I've got to do some other fucking filming of some other dumb show. Yeah, you guys were there in the schedule we gotta do. I think it's a showdown or some shit, I don't know. But I can do for like an hour and then I can go do that and be like, yeah, yucky, yuck, I won again. I'm awesome.

[Mike]

And then come back, yuckety yuck.

[Greg]

You know what I mean?

[Mike]

Haha.

[Greg]

Tim sucks.

[Mike]

What do we got? What do we got?

[Greg]

I'm having too much fun with you.

[Mike]

How about Big Z or Big V? Can we talk about him? Victor Menacing?

[Greg]

Ah, yeah.

[Mike]

He was great.

[Greg]

A little bit of Hannibal Lecter, a little Buffalo Bob or whatever.

[Mike]

Scary Splinter Cell mask.

[Greg]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Standing at a. I was waiting for

[Greg]

us to go behind the mask. Some cutscene or whatever where it would be like. Like we'd get like the night vision goggles.

[Mike]

He turns it on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like Victor. I think that was pretty good.

[Greg]

Well, I remember. So that's simple. I chainsawed through the door over here.

[Mike]

Yep.

[Greg]

And I came in here. But I didn't leave with a key. So there's got to be something.

[Mike]

Yeah, something deep in there.

[Greg]

Somebody's got something in their bed. Climb in their bed. Leon, I didn't go in this room.

[Mike]

Probably.

[Greg]

There it is.

[Mike]

See, now you're. Now you're following Grace's steps.

[Greg]

Look at that then remember when that was there? Not anymore. Because I got it. Don't worry about everybody. If you're a raccoon, I'll find you

[Mike]

and so now in new game plus those carry over so you don't have to re. Kill them all.

[Greg]

Correct.

[Mike]

You only find the ones you missed. Which I'll tell you, that sound is going to haunt my dreams because I know I could. I hear you. Yeah, I'm looking for you. There's a couple I couldn't find.

[Greg]

Oh, wow.

[Mike]

I was like, wow, you got me. Where the hell are you? You know what I mean? Did you hunt for them all?

[Greg]

I didn't hunt, but I. I did really well. I. Okay, I forget what my. Let me bring a check on my count.

[Mike]

Oh, you think there's numbers here?

[Greg]

Okay, There are, yeah. Because I. When I got it, it definitely said maybe it's under challenges incomplete. There you go. No, yeah. I mean I got 14 to 25.

[Mike]

14, 25.

[Greg]

I was really either going crazy looking for him.

[Mike]

I wonder what my number is. Probably under. Under 10. I bet you I'm like 9. Corey says. I really wish they hadn't shown the return of RPD in the trailer. That would have been a big re.

[Greg]

That was when I was. When I was playing it and that happened. I mean, granted, I knew it was gonna happen, but like walking in, that's when I was like, oh man, this is for Tim. Even though Tim's Metal Gear fan. Not taking away from that. I was like, this must be like Metal Gear 4 where. When I was playing Metal Gear 4 and they're like, we gotta go back to Shadow Moses.

[Mike]

I was like, flipping. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah, that looks really cool. I'll run down and stuff.

[Greg]

Walking for sure.

[Mike]

Destroyed. Yeah, it was wicked. And I love that you went to both sides. You were piecing together some of your old puzzles that you remembered.

[Greg]

Yeah.

[Mike]

So good. So good. Couple of the things I couldn't find. They're like, find me here. And it was like the American flag. And underneath it was a circle. I was like, I don't know where that is, my guy. And there was another one with the giant sock chalkboard. I didn't know where that was. I have no idea.

[Greg]

I know you're talking about. I didn't see. Spit it out, Grace. You work for the FBI.

[Mike]

That is.

[Greg]

Freeze. FBI. On the ground.

[Mike]

She didn't have it like that, but she now she might have it on the. In the sequel.

[Greg]

Yeah, she's gonna have. She better that. But that's the way, right? Oh, see there? I wanted more of that.

[Mike]

That was lit.

[Greg]

I thought we'd get more of that.

[Mike]

Huh huh.

[Greg]

Forgot about that.

[Mike]

Lurking in the shadows. Victor. Yeah. I wish

[Greg]

oh, he killed my baby.

[Mike]

Oh, shucks. He was just working for the big guy. Working for the boss.

[Greg]

Working for the big man.

[Mike]

Working that nine to five.

[Greg]

Working for Jordan Midler.

[Mike]

And she says, here, take. Take this gun. This gun would rip her arm off. Yeah.

[Greg]

Dislocate his shoulder.

[Mike]

Like that thing would be flying the other way. Take this. He's so cool.

[Greg]

He's so cool. You might need it.

[Mike]

Chat, now is your time. Before we end this stream, as we start to ramp it down, what did we miss in the spoiler conversations? Don't forget that this has been a fun spoiler stream all about Resident Evil 9. Thanks to our friends over at Five Hour Energy for sponsoring us with their three new flavors, like cotton fetti craze, Confetti craze.

[Greg]

I was gonna let you go.

[Mike]

Yeah, you were saying Cotton candy and confetti crazy.

[Greg]

You got the birthday cake.

[Mike]

Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate that, Mike. Talk about hunk more. That was the one on one fight. I called him tofu. Yeah, yeah. He was cool. I mean, he was cool. Yeah, for sure. Nice little. Nice little small fight. I appreciate that. Nothing too crazy. Was there a post credit scene?

[Greg]

Yeah, but it was. What? Grace on the phone.

[Mike]

Oh, and she had talking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's got a baby now. You go to the grocery store, all of a sudden, I'm coming over the dog. You got.

[Greg]

Never know.

[Mike]

Could happen. You know what I mean?

[Greg]

Could happen. Crazier things have happened, everybody.

[Mike]

Oh, the flashback of the daughter and the dad from Resident Evil 2. Oh, yeah, yeah. That was tough. That was tough to watch. Man, oh, man, that was crazy.

[Greg]

Oh, close the door. This is where I. In the review, I talked about it being a roguelite for me. And this is what I was talking about. Where I would go in this room.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Greg]

Save and then run out and do some stuff. Come back, save.

[Mike]

Come back, save. Yeah, A lot of saving. A lot of savings. Yeah. I think we. I think we talked about almost everything, man. I was pretty impressed. I loved the game. I'm gonna think about the game. I can't wait for more. Oh, that's what I was gonna say. That's the problem is I'm so into these games now, like, I'm really into it, that I can't keep watching the trailers because they'd be spoiling way too much. Way too much. Like, I know we gotta sell and market this game, but, like, there are so many good moments that, like, they're just giving away in the trailer. You got to cut that. You Know what I mean? Stop doing that, y'. All.

[Greg]

Nobody wants to hold back anymore, you know?

[Mike]

Thoughts on the plant in the canyon? The plants, the plant. You know what I mean? I'm fighting poison ivy. Like I said, I. I didn't love out of Raccoon City. Didn't love that part of it. Definitely felt like, here's some bloat to slow you down a little bit. I didn't need it. I did appreciate. Here's the wristband. Play it like an arcade video.

[Greg]

That was cool. I think it was such a great way, an almost understated way of setting it up. So, like. Like, hey, if you're not paying attention, here's why you don't need. You can play Leon as an action game.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Greg]

Don't save your ammo. You know what I mean? Like, you can get out there, you can have fun. We're gonna give you some stuff.

[Mike]

Kill.

[Greg]

Kill them. Don't run past them.

[Mike]

I did wish on a couple of the boxes they would sell more ammo. Some of the boxes, like, didn't. You bought, like, one box or you buy it all? It's like, no, no. Just, like, give me as much ammo as I got because I'm killing so many. I've already upgraded all the guns.

[Greg]

Yeah.

[Mike]

What am I gonna do here? You know what I mean? Hook me up a little bit.

[Greg]

It agreed. Agreed.

[Mike]

Up. This little girl was terrifying. Little girl's terrifying.

[Greg]

I mean, if they dress you like a Victorian doll, you know, you're gonna be bad news.

[Mike]

Terrifying. That's right. The motorcycle scene was dope. Greg loved that one. We brought that one up early, is right. I think we went through the whole video game.

[Greg]

We did, man. We lived it.

[Mike]

It's just so good. It is so freaking good. It's unbelievable.

[Greg]

There's the hole in the wall.

[Mike]

Okay, well, with that kind of funny, best friends, this has been Mike and Greg. For your Monday afternoon stream, we are kickstarting another week of kind of funny content. And guess what? Another month of kind of funny content. Which means there's going to be so much coming at you from Daily Greg Ways. A brand new Patreon exclusive item.

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[Mike]

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[Greg]

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[Mike]

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[Greg]

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[Mike]

We're also gonna have it. I didn't know what you.

[Greg]

I could. I didn't remember.

[Mike]

This is a big moment. I like this.

[Greg]

Well, like I said before, like right. I didn't. I did not play it this way the first time.

[Mike]

Yes. Oh, yeah, of course.

[Greg]

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[Mike]

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[Greg]

What are you going to do, big man?

[Mike]

What are you going to do, big man? Cut the screen. We'll see you later. Goodbye.

[Greg]

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