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Tim Geddes
Foreign. What's up? And welcome back to the Kind of Funny Games cast for Monday, June 2, 2025. Of course, I am your host, Tim Geddes. I'm joined today by Greg Miller.
Greg Miller
Everybody mark your calendars. It's only 28 days to Tim's birthday blessing.
Tim Geddes
Adioye Junior.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Good day, Tim.
Tim Geddes
And Andy Cortez.
Andy Cortez
Good day, Tim.
Tim Geddes
Good day to you all as well. Good week to you all. Were kicking off.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Are we sitting in the wrong spot?
Greg Miller
We are. We want to see if we can figure it out. I sat down so funny. I was like, that's weird. I'm over here. And then Andy sat down, he said, greg's usually next to me. And then I was like, well, it's Barrett's fault. And then Barrett tried to pass the buck to me.
Barrett Courtney
Like, you are in charge. It's your laptop.
Greg Miller
Just letting you know you're the director. If you're not directing people, what are you doing in there?
Barrett Courtney
All right, you want me to move your laptop?
Greg Miller
I mean, if you want me to go over there, whatever. I don't know. You throw a bless off his game. Look at him.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
The thing, the thing that tipped me off was the fact that I said. I said good day to him as like the second thing. And I was like, that's not right.
Tim Geddes
Yeah, that's not how to all of this.
Greg Miller
Here comes the director to do his job.
Tim Geddes
I think people might be switching seats. We'll see. Anything could happen here. Kind of funny.
Andy Cortez
It's a wild week.
Tim Geddes
That's how the magic happens. Oh, my God. The emails have been hijacked.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Are we switching or not?
Tim Geddes
Barrett booked it. I like that. No, no switch.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
No switch.
Tim Geddes
Everyone remains. Everyone remains.
Greg Miller
We're turning over a new leaf.
Tim Geddes
Remain calm.
Greg Miller
Andy, we're gonna need you to redo the intro.
Andy Cortez
Ah, dang.
Tim Geddes
This is a big week. Summer Game fest is upon us, as is the Nintendo Switch to launch. Of course you're going to want to stay tuned to Twitch and YouTube all week here at Kind of funny. Today we're kicking off with our predictions to Summer Game Fest. Tomorrow's game scout will be our Xbox predictions. Wednesday night we're kicking off our 24 hour long switch to launch party where all night long Mike and Roger going to be playing some of that Switch two and. And going straight into Thursday, starting games daily at 10. So ideally, we're live from Wednesday night all the way through Thursday's content, which is pretty wild.
Greg Miller
Hell yeah.
Tim Geddes
Exciting times for everybody. Then of course, Friday live reacting to Summer Game Fest. Saturday Taking a little break Sunday, we'll be back reacting to the Xbox showcase. But we're not talking about Xbox today. We're talking about Jeff Keeley show. We're talking about what he has up his sleeves. And before we even went live, I was questioning, what if he comes out and stuff stage without sleeves and Bless didn't like it. But bless.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
No, I liked it. I liked it too much.
Andy Cortez
He did like it.
Tim Geddes
Oh, God.
Greg Miller
He was saying he couldn't say what he was thinking because it was hot and bothered.
Tim Geddes
I got it. I got.
Greg Miller
But just.
Tim Geddes
Can you imagine if Jeff came out without sleeves?
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
I love it.
Tim Geddes
It would just be such a. Such a, like shock, you know what I mean?
Andy Cortez
Summer, it's relaxing, you know?
Tim Geddes
Yeah. Getting fest look.
Andy Cortez
Yeah.
Greg Miller
Sunglasses, just a Hawaiian shirt, no shirt on underneath.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
See, my reaction turns into should we find him help? Like, is there something wrong with Jeff? Like, is this a midlife crisis sort of thing?
Tim Geddes
If he didn't have sleeves?
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Yeah. On the Summer Game Fest stage.
Tim Geddes
Yeah.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Baird agrees with me.
Tim Geddes
I mean, it's been real hot recently.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
What if it is he's wearing like a suit but the sleeves are just cut off. Like, it's not like he's wearing.
Tim Geddes
That would be amazing.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
It's not like he's wearing a tank top. He just cut the sleeves off.
Tim Geddes
Yeah. I don't know. Well, I'm not predicting that, but maybe somebody else will because this is our predictions episode of the Kind of Funny Games cast. And this is the kind of Funny Games cast reaching every weekday. We get together to talk about the biggest reviews, previews and topics in video games live on YouTube, Twitch and podcast services around the globe. If you love what we do, please support us with the Kind at Funny membership. There's never been a better time to get it. Summer Game Fest week is always full of super exciting stuff and a whole bunch of great content. If you want to get that content ad free in an exclusive Daily Greg way, you got to go to Patreon, YouTube, Spotify or Apple podcast. Get the membership for a chance to be part of this show though. Submit your thoughts, opinions and whatever else as YouTube super chats as we go. Today I'm looking for your Summer Game Fest keely showcase predictions. Let us know what you think will or won't be there and we will let you know what we think about your prediction. A little housekeeping for you. Like I was saying, we're throwing a switch to launch party on Wednesday going into Thursday morning. Tune in as we pick up, unbox and play our Switch twos for the very first time. We don't know exactly when this is starting yet, but assume around 7 or 8pm Pacific Time, right?
Greg Miller
100%. Yeah. It's either going to be right probably before 8:00 clock or right before 9:00 clock.
Tim Geddes
Yeah.
Andy Cortez
Shout out to Roger who like probably watch a tutorial to get this look and like put it on every one of the aspects of the graphic.
Tim Geddes
You want me to different. You know, let's just get out there. Let's stand out here. Show up, show out. You add games daily already. After this Gamescast is going to be a banger episode of the KF podcast. Then after that is going to be a solo Andy Stream playing a little Elden Ring Night Raid. Unless people join him. Who knows?
Andy Cortez
Looking at him right now.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Oh, me. Come on, I gotta go to court. I got things to do.
Tim Geddes
You're a kind of funny member. Snowbike Mike goes big with this month's Patreon exclusive poster made by the Incredible Panda Musk. Of course, it is a new month, which means it is a new exclusive Panda Musk poster. This is awesome.
Barrett Courtney
Posing this question to Tim and Andy. Do you know what this like art style and vibe is pulling from? Do we know?
Tim Geddes
No, but I like it. It's very different.
Andy Cortez
I love it. I love this art style from Panda Musk man. Truly a chameleon. Yeah, you know the, the, the nitro rifle poster was all cowboys bebop 90s anime looking vibes. This is. I, I don't know what it reminds me of, but it does. It reminds me of maybe the Cartoon Network show. The little kid, he's got a little pointy hat.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Adventure Time.
Andy Cortez
Wizards of Wave.
Tim Geddes
No.
Greg Miller
Place.
Andy Cortez
No, no, no. It's that everybody, everybody loves. It's like one of those over the garden wall. Yeah, I love it. That's the one. It kind of just. He looks like a. I don't know, maybe I don't know the art style from that show as much as I thought I didn't.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
I said thank goodness you're here. The video game.
Andy Cortez
Ah, okay.
Barrett Courtney
People are saying rocket power. Yeah. I could see rocket power.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
I don't know if I see rocket power.
Tim Geddes
Extreme exports, baby.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
I guess.
Tim Geddes
Yeah.
Andy Cortez
Rocket power. Possibly God.
Tim Geddes
Rocket power Reboot. I want to see what Otto's up to as an old man. How is he doing?
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Yeah, he's in jail.
Tim Geddes
How many drugs is Twister done?
Andy Cortez
Someone in chat asked. No Mike on the stream. No. Shocker. He went to Florida and got sick.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Oh, he got. I was going to ask but like the fact that nobody brought up his name in the last like 30 minutes of me being here, I thought something went wrong.
Andy Cortez
I was like, you got to assume the worst, homie. You got to, you got to mask up on a five and a half hour flight to Florida. Like that's a bad recipe for a.
Tim Geddes
Lot of it really.
Andy Cortez
There's just circulating air.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
You want to go to Disney World Five days in a row. Hockey got sick.
Tim Geddes
Today's Greg way is Greg's 20 minute review so far of fantasy life. I the girl who steals time.
Greg Miller
You're welcome.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
What's so funny about it?
Greg Miller
800,000 copies sold. Dominating the switch face.
Tim Geddes
Is this the one with the 2.50 upgrade? It is the one for Switch 2. Hell yeah it is. I just freaking love you sometimes. Great. Thank you to our Patreon producers. Carl, Jake, does that really love everyone? Carl Jacobs, Omega Buster and Delaney Twining. Thank you so very, very much. Today we're brought to you by exrael. We'll tell you about that later. Let's start with the topic of the show. Summer game fest predictions. We will be going around this table you are watching right now one by one, each predicting one of five predictions that we are bringing to discuss today to see who is the most accurate, who is the most brazen, who wants to have some fun and who's just here to try to fucking get some fucking win. Just they love winning. I'm looking at you. Bless, that's me.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
I don't know the last time I won if I'm, you know, it's me too. I'm being real.
Tim Geddes
Chad, let me know before we get into our predictions. How are we even feeling about this? How we feeling about summer game fest and predictions?
Andy Cortez
There's too many things happening right now for me to really feel anything.
Tim Geddes
Yeah, like too much chocolate.
Andy Cortez
I, you know, you, all I can think about right now is Elden Ring Night Reign and it doesn't even feel like it's happening at the end of this week with it doesn't feel like summer game fizz is like that close. In addition to the switch to launch, there's just like, I think you know what, you know what it is. I bet you I'd feel that way if we were all going to SGF where I'd be like, oh, I have a flight in the future.
Greg Miller
Yeah.
Andy Cortez
And like that's all, that's always at the forefront of my mind. But I don't know, it just doesn't even feel like it's happening. This week and maybe that's maybe like a little bit less hype on the showcase.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Do you think it's the fact that we haven't heard anything about a PlayStation thing happening?
Andy Cortez
Possibly.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Usually we would have had a PlayStation state of play by now.
Andy Cortez
Yeah. Yeah.
Tim Geddes
Or at least no one's happening. Like that's the thing is this year it's like by this point literally the first week of June, we would know when Nintendo is doing its thing, when PlayStation is doing its thing, when Ubisoft is doing its thing. And now we know Ubisoft's not. Yeah, Nintendo probably is not. They don't really need to even because they just had the April event and still rumors of a PlayStation thing.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
I believe that's going to happen but like that would have happened last week in any other year. So I think it's kind of weird there they pushed it.
Greg Miller
Seemingly embarrassing for you guys to overlook the breaking news from 20 minutes ago that IO Interactive to host iOi showcase featuring Hitman 007, First Light and Mind's Eye on June 6th. That's the night that it's going to be after Jeff Steele Friday, June 6th at 6pM they're getting their own, their own little showcase and they're publishing Mind's Eye, aren't they?
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Apparently stuff with that game.
Andy Cortez
What's going on?
Tim Geddes
What the fuck is going on with that? Somebody figure it out.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Still part of Everywhere which but now.
Barrett Courtney
It'S an everywhere just being like kind of grown up Roblox in terms of what it's being pitched as essentially. But now make your own like the.
Greg Miller
Broadcast will feature trailers, announcements, gameplay demos and a live Q and A with figures from IOI Interactive, IO I Interactive, Build a Rocket Boy who makes Mind's Eye and more. Alongside announcements pertaining to IO Interactive's games lineup, the studio also share a look at its proprietary game engine Glacier. This event celebrates our 25 year history with the Hitman franchise and shares an in depth look at the diverse future of our studio. Commented the CEO. We've prepared some truly exciting surprises. The IOI Showcase presentation will include new details for the following titles. World of Assassination with the Hitman franchise set to celebrate its 25th anniversary this year, for the announcements regarding upcoming content for World of Assassination and collaborations around the Hitman franchise will be shared. Mind's Eye Developed by Build a Rocket Boy and published by IOI Partners, Mind's Eye is a narrative driven action adventure thriller and will be an ever expanding player experience.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Doesn't that come out this year or this week?
Greg Miller
Let me get there. With new studio created premium content delivered monthly, Mind's Eye will launch on June 10, 2025. Oh, and then 7 First Light, developed by IO Interactive. 007 First Light. And isn't double oh7 like in his handles or one of those James Burke his email or something? Oh, yeah, is it. Is the title of this highly anticipated.
Andy Cortez
James Burke centric week.
Tim Geddes
I want you all to know that for the longest time, until we bullied him into getting an adult email, James Burke's professional email was straight kill a dude. 007.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
That'S so good.
Andy Cortez
He's a champion coach right there. Champion baseball coach.
Greg Miller
That's it.
Tim Geddes
That's it. Okay.
Greg Miller
So it does say that changes First Light set to be revealed this week. It ends at the end of its thing, which I think is interesting because that to me sounds like they're going to still do something before at Summer Game Fest.
Tim Geddes
Absolutely. We'll get a trailer. We're going to predict and renounce something.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Come on, Spoilers.
Tim Geddes
That's baby stuff. That's baby stuff.
Andy Cortez
God damn.
Tim Geddes
But I will say it's hard to predict this year because there is so much going on that I feel like we. We have a lot of answers. I think because of Grand Theft Auto's delay, a lot of other people already kind of like threw things out there. Now shifting around, I feel like we have the year fairly kind of set. Like, we always go into this, like, what are the questions? What games need release dates? And there are a handful. But then there's like, all right, cool. What teams could possibly announce something? I don't think there's that many options for a Jeff level event. A Summer Game Fest level event. We've seen him level up in the past, and last year I'd say that his game Awards was the best showcase he's ever had in terms of announcements. But like, with where right now, it's like I. I'm looking at my ideas for predictions here, and I'm not feeling like this is going to be the biggest, craziest one, but I'm hoping y' all prove me wrong.
Andy Cortez
Well, that's why we need everybody to click, like on the video right now, because this video will likely be a disappointment for everybody. Just click, like, to help us out is what I'm saying.
Greg Miller
Oh, throws a bone.
Andy Cortez
Yeah.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Throws a little bone. I've heard rumblings, oh. Through the grapevine about how it doesn't feel like there's a lot of people showing up at Summer Game Fest, like, the event.
Greg Miller
Like, which one the play days or.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Like play days type of thing. Right. Like, I've had friends that are like, you know, looking around that are in the industry that are like, yeah. It seems like a lot of people are just doing their own thing. Like I've talked about going to L. A every week in the month of May and that feels like a result of people being like, oh, let's do our own thing in May as opposed to going in.
Greg Miller
Like, we don't want to pay Jeff to be part of his show.
Tim Geddes
Yeah.
Greg Miller
His summer play days. So, yeah, we'll do this.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Like one of my friends called it maydays for what you are doing this month.
Greg Miller
Yeah. When we were talking about this earlier last week, I think when you mentioned this and were telling me just over the computers, I was like, oh, yeah. It's funny. I never thought about the fact that everything we're sending bless every week to go see in LA is basically what judges we used to be. Which is what Jeff used to run before we'd all go to E3. So it's interesting that no one stepped up to do a judges week before sgf.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Yeah.
Tim Geddes
Yeah.
Greg Miller
Maybe we could do it, Tim.
Tim Geddes
It could be.
Greg Miller
We have a lot of free time so we could totally tackle that.
Tim Geddes
Yep.
Greg Miller
Get everybody together to see these double A games.
Tim Geddes
So I want.
Greg Miller
Now here's where I want to start because you were. I said, you asked me a great question. You asked me a great question.
Andy Cortez
It was a good question.
Greg Miller
Good neck. You know what I mean? Geography neck.
Andy Cortez
Like this.
Tim Geddes
Tiny little hands.
Greg Miller
I am at a disadvantage before we even start. Okay. A disadvantage for these predictions.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
You know what? Same here. I know where you're going. I'm with you though.
Greg Miller
I was going to say because I'm go. I'm going. I'm going to SGF play days for kind of funny. While you all stay back to play Switch and get ready for that and then react to Xbox and do all the amazing stuff we're doing.
Andy Cortez
It sounded like you were framing that as well. You all get to sit back and have fun. I gotta go do the work.
Greg Miller
It's just the fact that I've been booking the appointments and taking the calls. So I know so much I feel about SGF already where it's like this IO thing I just read. Like I've known about that for weeks. So when we were doing it on the show and you were like, I wonder where they're going to reveal it. I went to my email and I was like, oh, this is in fact embargoed. Shit. I can't say anything about this. So it's like a weird one of what's out there and what isn't. So I feel like my. I feel like more than ever my predictions are going to be like. Or totally fucking weird. Over the moon, shitty.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
For me, it's a similar thing. Not the same thing because I've not been booking events, but like for a weird reason. This is the summer. This is like the summer season that I. People have told me the most.
Tim Geddes
Street's been talking.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
The streets, their mouth's been wide open.
Greg Miller
Yes.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
They've been telling me everything.
Andy Cortez
I don't know a damn thing. I'm pretty.
Greg Miller
How do you feel? Do you know a lot about it?
Tim Geddes
I mean, I've heard a lot of things, but not necessarily that are going to be part of Jeff's show, so. Or even things that aren't going to be part of Jeff show, which I think is always more interesting, is like what's not there, you know? Yeah. Overall, it's kind of just like. Like I was saying, I feel this is just a kind of whatever year because there's so many more exciting things going on for me personally where it's like, all right, cool. Yeah, Summer Game Fest is happening. The fucking Mario Kart's coming out. You know, I can't imagine being Andy and also have an Elden Ring like that. I wouldn't be able to handle that. There's just too much stuff.
Andy Cortez
Amazing. It's a good time.
Tim Geddes
Yeah.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Yeah.
Andy Cortez
Like, I swear, you. You blink and suddenly it's 152 and you're like, Damn, 1:52am already, dude. That's crazy.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
When we were playing it on Friday and I looked at the time and I saw that we played for four and a half hours, I was like, where did that go?
Andy Cortez
Well, it's cuz every run is 49 minutes.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Yeah, we lost like three runs in a row.
Greg Miller
Maybe you should go tell some of those reviewers who are sandbagging this thing in 80 right now because you only have 10 points. What the.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
The fact you. You did.
Greg Miller
You all did.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
I know, like me, it was a choice.
Greg Miller
First round pick, Elden Ring. It's got the name.
Andy Cortez
Yeah.
Greg Miller
It's got the juice.
Tim Geddes
I want to get into our predictions and I want to start with Andy Cortez.
Andy Cortez
Oh, well, let me get to the. Let me get to the prediction that I feel like all of us are going to have a variation of.
Greg Miller
Okay.
Andy Cortez
Because it was already talked about on Games Daily Today, IO Interactive. James Bond, Jimmy Bond. He's a child. Now it's a prequel.
Greg Miller
Chibi Platformer.
Andy Cortez
We obviously they're going to show off the gameplay, blah, blah, blah. But actor walks out on stage. And the variation I'm hoping everybody has is like, let's all have an actor who is going to be. I think it's going to be Nicholas Holt.
Greg Miller
No way. Lex Luthor.
Andy Cortez
Yeah, I think Nicholas Holt is going to be. You don't cover up the face unless it's like a name of some. Or Robert Pattinson. But the headshave.
Greg Miller
You got to pick one.
Andy Cortez
The headshake didn't look like Robert Pattinson. So I'm going to go with Nicholas Holt. I've looked at Robert Pattinson's ahead a lot.
Tim Geddes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Greg Miller
In exhibition 33.
Andy Cortez
Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. So he walks out there. Obviously they showed off and it's a big deal. And then everybody celebrates me for getting it right.
Tim Geddes
Nicholas Holt.
Andy Cortez
Yeah.
Tim Geddes
I don't see it. I like where your head's at.
Andy Cortez
He's just been so in the running. It's like if there's another actor that has been talked about close to Idris Elba for who should be James Bond, it is always Nicholas Holt. No, but Aaron Taylor.
Greg Miller
Yeah.
Tim Geddes
I'm not saying it's him.
Andy Cortez
He was craven, you know.
Tim Geddes
Quicksilver and kick ass.
Andy Cortez
So that's my prediction.
Tim Geddes
Okay.
Andy Cortez
I think we should all just go down. Who the actor is going to be. Everybody has an actor.
Tim Geddes
Here's the thing, Bear, can you bring up the picture of James Bond himself? Ferret's convinced it's Joshua Peck, which I love, but I don't.
Barrett Courtney
I'm not serious about that.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
I have a very unserious answer, but I think it still might be my answer. It doesn't make sense, but I'm gonna say Tom Holland.
Greg Miller
Why doesn't that make sense?
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
He's just too much. He's too famous.
Tim Geddes
Doesn't make sense.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
He's too expensive. You know what I mean?
Greg Miller
But like, it's the beginning, though. It's all.
Tim Geddes
It's brand new Christopher Nolan movie and 10,000 Avengers movies in the next two years.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
But here's my thing, right? I say Tom Holland because in my brain I'm thinking of a Tom Holland like actor. I need somebody who's young, somebody who's in their 20s, somebody who's popping, you know what I mean? Like somebody who's British.
Barrett Courtney
Timothy Chalamet.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Shimmy and Timothy Chalamet was the other option. I was like, it's not to be.
Andy Cortez
The fan head is Too long vertically.
Tim Geddes
Yeah. But I don't.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
I don't know.
Greg Miller
We got lots of good theories about that.
Barrett Courtney
Charlie Cox voices Robert Pattinson in Expedition 33. Doesn't mean that they. It's like exactly. Their scan or whatever.
Tim Geddes
Right. But they're hiding the face.
Andy Cortez
But you're. Yeah, you're hiding.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Yeah.
Greg Miller
It can be anybody.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
And that's my thing.
Andy Cortez
Because we can't hear an image.
Barrett Courtney
Anybody can, really.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
That's my other thing too, is like, I think it was Tom Holland. Holland. I don't think necessarily that he's the voice actor. I think he's just the face. But, like, I don't know. I. So here's the thing, right. Because there's somebody in chat that was like, he's too young. And that is the point of this James Bond. This is a younger James Bond. This is sort of a James Bond origin story. So I'm, like, trying to lean younger for who the actor could be. And Tom Holland is the first person that comes to mind.
Tim Geddes
I'm sure it is, bless. It always is.
Greg Miller
I made my prediction on Games Daily and I'm sticking with it. Rahul Kohli, that's who this James Bond is. I like the argument we had out there. Of course, looking at this many people. Come on now. The silhouette. And I was like, wow, it's golden lights. Maybe the person isn't a Caucasian. And then also there was this conversation that Barrett brought up that I thought was brilliant of maybe that's the bad guy. Maybe they're really turning it on its head and giving you something. You know, this is. All they're doing is giving us this to get excited about and get off to the races. I love that idea.
Barrett Courtney
Or the other brilliant idea. Face scan.
Greg Miller
That was a bad. And we said that was a bad idea.
Barrett Courtney
Your face and your.
Tim Geddes
Underground shit.
Andy Cortez
Damn. Or maybe. Maybe it's Dan Stevens. You know, Dan Stevens, of course, the head shape. But I also see that head shape and I think of Jim Halpert.
Greg Miller
Sure. Krasinski.
Andy Cortez
If you bring up that image again, Barrett, it looks like Jim Halpert. Does the ears shape? The ear. The. The length of the.
Tim Geddes
My prediction is it is someone that none of us.
Andy Cortez
Ryan, when he plays Jack Ryan, you know, a reacher. Who does he play? He plays Jack Ryan.
Greg Miller
Yeah.
Andy Cortez
Jim Halpert.
Tim Geddes
Yeah.
Andy Cortez
Yeah.
Greg Miller
The bomb is in play. That was a bad Affleck movie.
Andy Cortez
It wasn't the Russians.
Barrett Courtney
I will say we're talking about a lot of, like, bigger actors. I do wonder if there's, like a weird trepidation Maybe Hollywood actors have about playing James Bond in a video game. Like, almost like they're, like, kind of, like getting around, like, going through the official channel, being cast in, like, a movie or something like that. So I wonder if. If they did keep it to more of a bigger video game actor. Like we were saying earlier on Game Staley.
Tim Geddes
Yeah. I. I predict that it's somebody that we don't know. Like, even if it was, like, a video game voice actor that we know, I don't think it's one of them. It's a name. We're gonna be like, oh, we're learning that name for the first time.
Andy Cortez
Chat. Kind of cooking with Andrew Garfield.
Tim Geddes
Always anything.
Greg Miller
Yeah. Quaid.
Andy Cortez
That was Dan Stevens. Skull, you can. Or Jim Halpert. School.
Tim Geddes
Jack Quaid is inspired.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Yeah.
Tim Geddes
And he could and would do it.
Greg Miller
Is he doing a British accent?
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
You have to.
Tim Geddes
I'm sure he'd nail it.
Andy Cortez
What if it. What if his parents were British? He'd just be like. But he lived in America.
Tim Geddes
Yeah. Yeah. It's a new origin story.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Is James Bond is, like, always the same character. Right. Like, between the different actors, it's the same guy. So I do like the idea he has an American accent, and then just somewhere along the way, he was like, fuck it, I'm gonna stop talking normal.
Greg Miller
There's theories about that, though, of, like, 007 just being the title and, like, j. Like that it is that Sean Connery's James Bond did die because. What? I'm not the James Bond guy, but it's what. The Q like, has been the same until they died. Like, they. Those people cycle.
Andy Cortez
Yeah.
Greg Miller
So it's just a title. I like that a lot. I think that's cool.
Andy Cortez
Yeah. In the most recent one, no spoilers, but they're like, you know, they got the 006 up and they take the mantle or whatever. Yeah. And freaking. Well, no spoilers.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
We know it's James Bond, though, right? We know it's James Bond. Okay.
Tim Geddes
Yeah. Actually, I think we know you get.
Andy Cortez
Renamed as James Bond. It's like when the Pope gets a new pope name.
Barrett Courtney
I mean, he got American Bond.
Greg Miller
It's the same thing.
Tim Geddes
Yeah. Let's move on to Blessing.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Oh, for an actual prediction. Prediction, Yes.
Greg Miller
I mean, my prediction is actually Rahul, so don't worry about that. That's one. Count it.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
All right, where do I want to start? Where do I want to start? Do I want to start big? I'll start big. You're going to get a big PlayStation thing. Oh, PlayStation always shows up at Jeff's events. Sometimes with big old new games, sometimes the smaller ones. Right. Sometimes you might get a Last of Us remaster. Sometimes you might get a Horizon Lego game for the game that they're going to announce at sgf. It's going to be the God of War Greek game. It gets announced here. It is a prequel that is set in Greece. And I would compare it to something like the Assassin's Creed Chronicle Games. You're getting a 2D action platformer, maybe something akin to Prince of Persia, the lost crown.
Tim Geddes
Get me my points. Get me my Fantasy Critic points. Please let this be real.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
I mean, is it going to come out this year? Who knows?
Tim Geddes
You pitched the 2D things like. Like, people can get real mad. Big mad.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
I mean, you lead off with it, right? Like, for me, it's the similar thing of Horizon getting a Lego game.
Greg Miller
Yeah. Just don't hide it. Don't act like you're getting a God of War thing and then reveal.
Tim Geddes
Yeah.
Greg Miller
Like, you know, if you jump, even.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
If you're jumping into it, it's like Cory Barlog being like, oh, we're working on a new 2D God of War game. And then, like, Then reveal it. Like, perhaps you guys want to do impressions.
Tim Geddes
What the fuck was that?
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
I don't know.
Greg Miller
Hey, we're working on a new 2D.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Classic bar walk sounds my brain.
Andy Cortez
And then like, because that's the type of game that feels when it's being showed off, that you're like, oh, this can't be real. And then it zooms out and it's a TV screen of Nathan Drake playing a God of War video game. Like, I just don't. I. I'm kind of with Tim. I feel like people would be so mad if, like, the new God of War entry, which isn't the new God of War entry, but to have it be a 2D Sascha would be fascinating.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
I still come back to the thing of I think you need more games to come out is PlayStation, right? Like video. The big entries in these franchises take so long to make.
Andy Cortez
Six minimum.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Yeah, like six years minimum to make.
Tim Geddes
Right.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
And I think you want something in those in between spaces.
Barrett Courtney
Do you want to add something juicy to this prediction? Because Andy has a good point of, like, if you announce this new God of War title, what have you, people are going to be kind of weird about it. People who are in the know aren't going to be. But a lot of normies out there.
Tim Geddes
Right.
Barrett Courtney
Going to be weird about it. Do they launch it for free as DLC with God of War Ragnarok. Just like they did Valhalla.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
No, no, because it's too different of a game. Right. Like I feel like that would be weird to do it as a DLC kind of thing. I think it's standalone. It probably costs less. Right. Maybe like 20 to $30, depending on what this looks like. Right. It could be a really good ass 2D thing. Maybe you're charging $40 to $50 for it, but I think it's standalone for sure. Maybe it's free with PS plus.
Andy Cortez
So crazy that Valhalla was free.
Tim Geddes
That's.
Greg Miller
Yeah.
Andy Cortez
What a good chunk of insane video game.
Tim Geddes
It's weird with Bless. I'm with you. That PlayStation shows up. But like with the rumors of a state of play, that does complicate this a bit. But I feel like PlayStation, I mean.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
They'Ve done that exactly in a row.
Tim Geddes
Yeah. Yeah. So I don't. I think the God of War thing, even if it is a 2D thing, which I'd be stoked for, is too big for this type of a thing. Have you said that gaming year, game awards, 10 year anniversary, they did have intergalactic. Like they pulled that off.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
And year before that they announced the Valhalla at the game awards thing.
Tim Geddes
Yeah.
Greg Miller
You want to. I can jump off that if you want.
Tim Geddes
Go for it.
Greg Miller
I'll bring you down a notch. You want something more PlayStation since they'll be there. They're confirmed. They're on the. My whole thing's based on. Exactly, exactly. PlayStation will show up and what they'll do is say here's a new Astrobot World releasing right now and it'll be summer themed.
Tim Geddes
Love that. Oh, cute.
Greg Miller
Just like they did that holiday one. They did. Yeah. Go out to the beach, you know, jump on the lawn chairs and all that.
Tim Geddes
Are the Final Fantasy characters finally in it?
Greg Miller
No. Too big. That's too big. They wouldn't do that.
Tim Geddes
Yeah, I think they will be okay. I do.
Greg Miller
Maybe it'll be the Persona 4 folks in their outfit from the beach Baron was.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
I think they're already in there.
Greg Miller
But in their beach outfit. Now I said, oh.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
You want the Astrobots in the beach outfits?
Greg Miller
I mean they're the Astrobot Persona 4.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
I feel like characters is tough to do, you know, are you.
Greg Miller
Except definitive things.
Andy Cortez
Are you accepting Tim's tack on like add on thing of Final Fantasy characters being there? Because if you do accept that in the official rule book, that is extra two points. If it is.
Greg Miller
No, I'm rejecting it. I don't want that.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
So you're saying for sure that's not going to happen?
Greg Miller
Yeah.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
So if you're saying so sure. If you're wrong about that, you don't get any points.
Tim Geddes
Well, I guess I'm going to start with the big crazy one, because you. We are talking about PlayStation and I got to say it. Someone else does or doesn't say it. Will Final Fantasy 7 Remake 3 be announced here? Probably not, right? But you start to look back at some dates and it starts to paint a little picture here. Boys, let me take you on a journey.
Andy Cortez
Oh, shit. I thought he had like, he was going to have like a video package prepared.
Tim Geddes
Remake came out on April 10, 2020. And then a year later in June, remake intergrade came out. Right. The like dlc, the expanded like next gen version and all that stuff.
Andy Cortez
Right.
Tim Geddes
One year after that, we got the announcement of Rebirth. All right.
Andy Cortez
Yeah.
Greg Miller
With you.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
So.
Tim Geddes
So where we're at now, since we know we're not getting DLC for Rebirth and everything that the director has said is that we are closer to three than two was to one. This June would be, if following the pattern, an acceptable time to announce this thing. He's. They've been at all of the Jeff Keighley shows in recent years multiple times coming back with Rebirth. Right. It's not out of the realm of possibility. What is more likely, them actually finally announcing it's coming to Xbox. And, you know, we already know that it's coming to. To remake at least is coming to Switch two. They have said that the series is coming to Switch two. We do not have a date. So I do think that there is a possibility in the prediction that I'm going to put down because fuck it, I'm feeling spicy. We get the date for remake on Switch and I think that we will get the announcement of the name of whatever the third one is. Maybe a teaser, whatever. But the name is the thing that I think will be announced. I.
Andy Cortez
Damn, that's really good. Because I think the way that you sort of play it out, the way you structure this reveal.
Greg Miller
Yeah.
Andy Cortez
Is you do you show Final Fantasy first and you get everybody go, oh, they're showing off the third one. And then it's like, oh, it's just. This is just them announcing it's coming to the other platforms. God dang. Okay. We got our hopes a little too high. Pivot, you know, 180, 360, no scope. And then they go. But also you. You get like a little piano playing or whatever the oh, man, that would be so cool, dude.
Tim Geddes
And Andy, I don't know if you remember the last time they did that, but it was when they announced Rebirth and they. It was a remake of Crisis Core. And then it was like. But also. And then it was Rebirth. So I think that it. We're on the earliest end of this being possible, but it is entirely in the realm of possibility of being announced at this event. And I think that Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 3 is less sacred of an announcement than the other two. I think that we are. We're here, you know, I mean, like, we know what's happening. We believe it's going to come out in a timely fashion because they've now proven that and last couple years.
Andy Cortez
And we've heard plenty of reports that over the last year or so. Not even just reports, just straight up from the devs being like, we are on such. We are in such a rhythm right now. Like we have unreal 4 working at like the best it can be right now. All of us are just in a rhythm right now and they're just kind of like cooking exactly what the end of this game is. Now right here. I want you to do this. Give it. Look, we've done a bunch of these guesses before. Final Fantasy 7 colon blank. What's it gonna be?
Tim Geddes
So re. Make had its final song when you face Sephiroth was called One Winged Angel. Rebirth.
Andy Cortez
Right, okay.
Tim Geddes
Rebirth was then called Rebirth. Rebirth's big song ended with there was two, which makes it complicated. One Winged Angel Reborn and Eris Theme Return to the Planet.
Andy Cortez
It's Return.
Tim Geddes
Return is what I think is most likely.
Greg Miller
I like Reborn though.
Tim Geddes
Rebirth Reborn.
Greg Miller
Good point. Good point. Good point.
Andy Cortez
It would have been. I mean, they just. They really fucking wasted Reunion on Crisis.
Tim Geddes
Yeah, I know.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Yeah.
Andy Cortez
It just was such an unforced error. I feel like after the fact, six months after came out, they're like, damn it, we. I.
Tim Geddes
Yeah, it. It. And Reunion has been like a core thing in Final Fantasy 7 lore forever. Like that's the entirety of Advent children. So yeah, it is weird. They. You used it up and I don't think they'll use it again. Other ones people have talked about are reclaim or resurrect, which would. If they called it Final Fantasy 7 resurrect, people would go insane. Like. Absolutely. The theories would break people.
Andy Cortez
Yeah.
Tim Geddes
You know, but I don't think that they have the balls because I don't think that they resurrect. So it would be some weird, you know. Barrett, where you at with it.
Barrett Courtney
Resurrect would drive people insane. Especially my personal roller coaster with Rebirth and what Rebirth did and what it chose to do and not do, and that whole connotation of the first two games of what it wants to do differently and what it wants to do the same and being stuck in the weird middle. If they called it Resurrect. Jesus Christ, man. No, please, no.
Tim Geddes
Audrey Hype, do you have any thoughts?
Greg Miller
No, it sucks they don't have. They can't do Reborn or Rebirth. Reborn. Rebirth. Reburn. Reburn. Reburn.
Andy Cortez
Your speakers are not malfunctioning right now.
Tim Geddes
Andy Cortez, what's your next one?
Andy Cortez
Oh, gosh. I mean, you know, so many. You know, there's a lot of obvious ones, but I want to get a little, just a tiny bit horny, not like too crazy. Yacht Club's gonna be there and everybody assumes Mina the Hollower will be there. I think we get a look at Shovel Knight 64 or whatever this 3D thing is going to be. We've, for the past couple years they had already put up looking for 3D artists, you know, job searches on LinkedIn and all that sort of stuff. I think we finally get the first look at it. It's gonna be me and the Hollower first with the release date, you know, and, oh, finally this game's coming out. We know when it, when it's coming out. And then you get the glimpse at that little cute boy in that freaking blue suit. Mega Man. Yeah, I think it happens. I think we finally get a look at it. Is it called Shovel Night 64? I don't know. That's like. We've just kind of internally been calling it. That's like our code name, obviously.
Tim Geddes
Yeah.
Andy Cortez
Around the industry. Well, it's just like, you know. No, it's just when you hear that they are making a 3D game, or you assume they are making a 3D game. And I think they even kind of confirmed that on their little showcase whenever they had the. The showing off kind of a.
Tim Geddes
There's all our.
Andy Cortez
Yeah.
Tim Geddes
Roadmap of it.
Andy Cortez
It was like a 10 year anniversary sort of thing or whatever. Yeah, I, I think it happens here. And it will not be in Yuka Replay or whatever.
Tim Geddes
This. Yeah, I, I don't know that we ever see that the, the Shovel Knight 3D game. Like, I don't think that that actually makes as much sense as us playing the game. Be like. Oh yeah. I just feel like their skill set is so. For Shovel Knight specifically in that 2D world. I think that we would sooner get a Shovel Knight 2, like, full on actual just sequel. Just because I feel like there's higher potential for it to sell and, like, be good as well. Like, the. The space of the 3D platformer, I think is. Has leveled up so much in the last 10 years of, like, it better be Astrobot if you're putting something out out there, or else I just feel like it's not gonna have that same level of like, oh, but also, yacht club have done incredibly impossible things, so. But I do think me to the Hollow was there with a date. Yeah.
Greg Miller
This year.
Tim Geddes
Yes.
Greg Miller
Because I need that. This critic needs it, baby.
Tim Geddes
What do you think? Bless. You think we're seeing Shovel Night 64?
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
I don't know. I don't have much of an opinion on Shovel Knight. I'm weirdly, like, I've never gotten around to, like, really experiencing Shovel Night like that. Which is funny because it'll be my type of shit. But, like, I think it'd be cool, right? Like, I think as far as. Would a shovel knight 64 excite me? Like, for sure. Somebody who's way more into, like, a 3D platformer type of thing experience. So, like, I'd want it to happen. But yeah, I don't know. I don't have any big opinion on it. I think also meaning the Hollower. I would expect to see more from that than we see before. We see, like, a big, brand new game.
Tim Geddes
Yeah. I'd be hyped to see a 3D platformer for sure.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Oh, yeah.
Tim Geddes
I just. I. I think it's unlikely.
Andy Cortez
I just want, like, who are they hiring? What?
Tim Geddes
What?
Andy Cortez
Why were they looking for 3D artists? That's. I can't get my mind away.
Tim Geddes
Counted hours. Bless.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Yes. Persona 4 rerun is happening. It gets announced. It gets a year. It's coming out in 2026. It features all of the English cast. All right, so you have the return of Yuri Lowenthal. You have the return of.
Greg Miller
They said they weren't gonna be there.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
They did. They said they weren't gonna be part or returning for the Persona 4 remake. And that's because Rerun isn't a remake. Rerun is way more of a large. Almost like a retool reimagining. Right. Rebirth.
Andy Cortez
A reunion.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Rebirth. A reunion. No, they're going in and, like, I would say this is a golden slash royal style. Like, we're going in and, like, being additive to this game and also retooling quite a bit of this game to modernize this stuff, similar to what they did with Persona 3 reload. But then also at the same time, I think they're going to go in and add new story beats, slash edit certain story beats. Like, heavily edit certain story beats.
Barrett Courtney
They need to, because.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
They need to. Because as much as I love Persona 4 Golden, it's like a top 15 game of all time for me. That game also has certain character arcs that are very homophobic and very problematic. And so I think this is their chance to go in and make that stuff. Right. And also, I think, treat this as a bigger thing as far as it not just being a remake, it being another step forward for the Persona 4 story, which gets hyped because when you look at the voice cast, we saw the tweets from Yuri Lowenthal and Aaron Fitzgerald, but then you look at, like, Kanji, who's played by, I believe, Matt.
Greg Miller
Mercer right there, Troy Baker originally, and.
Barrett Courtney
Then Matt Mercer picked up for the animation, and then Persona 4 Arena, I think.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Yes. And so, like, I think a remake of Persona 4, at least on the English side, has a lot of potential to, like, really lean on the voice cast to, like, hype this up and make this a big release.
Barrett Courtney
And have you noticed, I think it was Mike Minati who had this pointed out to him, and he posted that the order in which the actors have posted is the order in which you get those party members in the game, which, yeah, it feels like this is a very weird marketing ploy somehow. It is unfortunate, though, because you completely lost that point.
Tim Geddes
Bless.
Barrett Courtney
This was the wrong show to make that prediction for.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
You think it's happening to Xbox 100%.
Barrett Courtney
Because that's where Persona 3 Reload was announced.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
I mean, that's fair.
Tim Geddes
Yeah, I thought about that against that for me, and I'm still. My money's on Xbox. The Xbox Showcase can only have so much. Like, that's the problem is, like, now that they own so much, like, having partner things, I think is going to be like, they need to put them somewhere else. So that's my only thought process on. Maybe we see it at Jeff's show.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
But, yeah, I can see. I mean, I can see it happening at either. Right. Like, I understand the leaning towards Xbox because of the Persona announcements we got last year. I think for me, I'm like, all right, how ongoing is that agreement slash partnership? Is that a thing that is like, all right, as Xbox, we want to really lean into Persona for the years to come. Or if it wasn't just that moment of the thing. No matter what, like, this is A prediction for the next week but I guess, yeah, sgf. Since the SGF prediction show. It's going to happen.
Tim Geddes
Yes.
Andy Cortez
Gregory, can I just get in real quick at the end of the yacht club game presents from June 14, 2024 almost a year ago now says all the. They said that they are working on a new brand. A brand new shovel knight adventure that takes the game to a new dimension.
Greg Miller
Another dimension.
Tim Geddes
There you go. Maybe you're right.
Andy Cortez
Third one forty.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Gregory, you're chair.
Greg Miller
The Nintendo Switch 2 arrives this week one day before SGF. While we have been excited for Nintendo's latest foray into console and slash handheld gaming.
Andy Cortez
What is this?
Tim Geddes
What's he doing?
Greg Miller
We have, we have all said over and over and over again, where is it? Where is it? Where is it? No, this will be the show where Nintendo announce that Animal Crossing is in fact getting its little free update. Zero chance two. Zero chance. Why not? And let's have some fun at The Nintendo Switch 2 is on there. Give him something big. Give Jeff something big.
Tim Geddes
Give him something big.
Andy Cortez
Give him a big thing. Jeff goes big.
Greg Miller
Let him have his big thing. Jeff, do you want a big thing?
Andy Cortez
Give him something big, man.
Greg Miller
Don't wear short sleeves. Don't wear long sleeves. Wear no sleeves. This is my pie in the sky dream.
Tim Geddes
I know it won't happen either.
Greg Miller
I know that New Horizons will not get its Switch 2 announcement there, but I'd like to.
Andy Cortez
I thought you were going to bring a hollow of Silksong.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Yeah, I thought you were going to say Silksong as well.
Greg Miller
No, I don't care.
Andy Cortez
You kept saying like we keep on wondering where it's at.
Greg Miller
I'm like me and Joey keep on wondering where it's at. Why are all these other games getting enhanced? Switch two editions? We're getting free updates for little ones.
Andy Cortez
I mean, you just prefaced it like as if you know, the whole industry is clamoring.
Greg Miller
They are. It's me and Joey. That's 20% of the company. What else do you want from us? You say no. What is your reasoning here? We're just not going to get anything because we're a year, two years away from a new Animal Crossing.
Tim Geddes
My reasoning is, I think that the small handful of games that are the most obvious important Switch games that don't have the enhancements yet are going to get switched to editions with more content. Smash Brothers Animal Crossing, like this is a good thing, I think, because it's not just going to be better. I don't know. I mean, I feel like I would not be surprised if the next. The next direct. Like, that's the next real direct. Whatever. Like, I imagine that they. They'll do that because this year's just already packed with, like, the game releases and they're treating the Switch 2 editions as if they're new titles. So so far, like, almost every month has one with Kirby and Mario Party and the two Zeldas. So there are some open months that I do think would be very nice for a animal crossing new horizons. Plus Yoshi's worldly world. Something like that.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
All right.
Tim Geddes
I'm gonna stick with my kind of, like, unlikely predictions, but I want to believe, and I think it is time, and I think it's inevitably going to show up somewhere within the next year. So why not here? Marvel vs Capcom has been gone a while. New games. But it did come back recently and everyone's all stoked. The brand is not dead. However, I unfortunately think it kind of is. I think we get a Capcom fighting game.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Oh.
Tim Geddes
But I don't think Marvel is involved.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Interesting.
Tim Geddes
But I think it is in the style of a Marvel versus Capcom. Huh?
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
You don't think it's Capcom versus another brand?
Tim Geddes
I think it's just a Capcom versus game. I think they have enough IP and enough brand, and it's been a long enough time that we haven't seen all those characters fight. And it's not necessarily the most exciting thing because I think that a lot of people want that Marvel, but I think that this is kind of a step towards proving, hey, we can do the fun crossover thing and make it actually work again. And then the next step would be bringing back the Marvel side of it.
Andy Cortez
Bring back the Marvel side in order to kind of prove themselves.
Tim Geddes
Yeah, prove themselves with the Capcom fighting game that they still got it outside of Street Fighter. You know what I mean? In terms of the crossover type fighter. And then the next game being a Marvel vs. Capcom, maybe even like straight up calling it Marvel vs. Capcom 4.
Andy Cortez
I'm going way bigger with it. I think that they are including the MCU and the rest of Disney.
Tim Geddes
Oh, wow.
Andy Cortez
Wow. Yeah.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Wow versus Disney.
Andy Cortez
Yeah. Disney's so on board with fighting games.
Tim Geddes
Yeah. 3D style or unfortunately. Yeah, you know, I. I vastly prefer the old school pixel art. I don't think that we'll ever see that again. And I think that we're lucky that we got the ports of the. The classics as well. So I'll be happy with that.
Andy Cortez
You mentioned they got a bunch of IP now. What? Who would. Who would you really Pop off for to see in this trailer where they're fighting Ryu.
Tim Geddes
I don't know, but I feel like get Monster Hunter involved. Get like just get like more like modern when we think of Resident Evil, just they look like the remake versions, like things like that, you know. I just feel like we're due for like, what is the state of Capcom at this point? We've loved capcom the last 10 years and I feel like that wasn't the case really, going into Marvel versus Capcom Infinite and. Yeah. Oh, exactly. Right. Yeah. So a lot, A lot of potential there. I don't know. Now's the time. But also, why the fuck not?
Greg Miller
Why the fuck not everybody? Can we have some fucking fun?
Andy Cortez
Why not?
Tim Geddes
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Greg Miller
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Tim Geddes
Andy Cortez, what's your next prediction?
Andy Cortez
My next predict. I don't know where I want to take this.
Greg Miller
Couldn't even get through the sentence or freaked out about.
Andy Cortez
I don't know where I want to take it. Cuz I just. I'm worried about you. You all stealing them. You know what? I'm going to go with the obvious ones because I feel like it's an easy point. I've already done a couple of, you know, random ones. We know that freaking Neo whiz is going to be there and I think we see the lies of P DLC with the final release date. And the release date will be.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
I don't think now it's out today.
Andy Cortez
I was gonna go, I think September because that technically still feels like summer 2025, right? Like the fall starts in October, I believe.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Last I checked, last time I had a conversation about this, it went. Hey, it went bad. You know how so I love what.
Tim Geddes
Just happened right there is Andy was like trying to poke a bear, but he wasn't sure which bear he was poking. And he looks at Blessed. He's like, he knows I have a crisis of. Just like, he's like, I know I fought about this, but I don't remember what side I was on.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Yeah, no, because it was a thing where, like, I believe I try to imply that August was kind of like fall.
Barrett Courtney
Oh, yeah.
Andy Cortez
Real men.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
No, like, and we're talking about releases, like the fall releases. August.
Tim Geddes
It's kind of like it's.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
It's a little bit in there.
Andy Cortez
No, October is when it starts.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
If you told me, like, oh man, we got big plans for the fall and it happens in August. I'm not mad.
Andy Cortez
Okay.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
I'm not mad.
Andy Cortez
Okay. All right. Yeah. I think. I think August or September is likely when this thing comes out. I think they want to be further looking away to just like, how the rest of the scheduling looks. Metal Gear Solid three coming out the end of August. I think Lost Soul aside. Not that they're worried about that. But that's just another type of one of these games that could take away from them. I think possibly early September, mid September is when we see Eliza P. Release date. But we finally freaking get it.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
I think it's the school year that.
Barrett Courtney
Me up, you know, because that's Mike's argument. Mike's argument is like, ah, slappy. School starts back up late August, fall semester.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
And like the semester starts in fall.
Barrett Courtney
But that's because most of the semester is in fall, not because it started.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
And I understand that. Right. But then let's call it the summer then going into fall semester. That's wordy.
Andy Cortez
Yeah, it's too. It's not catchy.
Barrett Courtney
Come on.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
I'm just saying, you know, I.
Andy Cortez
So I just had to go with a quick little safe one.
Tim Geddes
Yeah.
Andy Cortez
It's my quick little.
Tim Geddes
I like that. I like that.
Andy Cortez
Safe bet, Wes.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
I'll do an unsafe one.
Tim Geddes
Oh.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
But it's not like it's nothing crazy except for probably me. You know what I mean? Like, I think Magic the Gathering shows up. I think they announced another video game collaboration. And that collaboration, ladies and gentlemen, and MBS is from software. Oh, we're getting eldering cards. We're getting Dark Souls cards. Dark Souls 2. Not Bloodborne. Not bloodborne.
Andy Cortez
No. So no.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Because it's Sony.
Andy Cortez
Yeah.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Yeah. Maybe even armored core, but who knows? Probably not armored core.
Barrett Courtney
But armored core, though.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Armored core cards would be sick. But that's a different set. That's a different set.
Andy Cortez
I would. I mean, I would be at that same excitement level as Tim is for the. For the Final Fantasy cards.
Tim Geddes
I mean, that I. That's a good prediction because I feel like it's like not.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
It's not impossible.
Tim Geddes
It's not impossible. It's not, like, likely. But it's you thinking about this together. That could happen. I like that thing.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
It's like it's. I say unlikely because I'm not going off of any reports. I'm not going off of any, like, speculation or whatever. I'm just speaking from the heart or a thing that I want to speak into existence.
Andy Cortez
It's the next logical thing.
Tim Geddes
Yeah.
Andy Cortez
It's the thing that people always go, when is this next thing going to happen? And that. Yeah, that's my thing.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
I was going through the video game IP that makes sense to collaborate. Right. With Magic the Gathering. And I think something that's fantasy, something that kind of like has a very dedicated fan base also what can hit on the level of something like a final fantasy. And I Think an Elden Ring, like a Dark Souls kind of thing, makes a ton of sense and would get people hella hyped. When I Especially when you think about, like, all of the fromsoftware bosses that would be individual cards like Brother. Like, I'm getting excited just thinking about it.
Andy Cortez
They also did spongebob though, which is like. Yeah, they're willing to go anywhere. I was really unhappy with the art on those cards.
Tim Geddes
Yeah. Very uninspired.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
I, I are original art, though. Like, they, they're just taken from scenes, but they had to redo all that so, like, you can see more things in the background of certain scenes.
Andy Cortez
And I really, I really wanted them to look. Yeah. You know when in an episode of Ren and Stimpy, when they really want to show how gross somebody's face is and it's like, so why weirdly ultra detailed? I was hoping for, like, that level of fidelity.
Barrett Courtney
You could have also just used the example of spongebob, which also just does that.
Greg Miller
Yeah, but Rena Stippy's way.
Andy Cortez
Yeah.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Okay.
Tim Geddes
Fair, Greg.
Greg Miller
This is a boring one, but I think it'll get me the point and I'm excited about it. Monster Hunter Wilds comes out and debuts the first trailer for their next title Update, title update 2. We know it's coming this summer. They've obviously we're on the other side now of the collaboration. When you look at the Monster Hunter Wild's roadmap for what was coming, they had the one before Title Update 2 was in fact the Capcom crossover, which we of course now know to be Street Fighter, and then, you know, various patches fixes. So we're on the doorstep here of what will happen in Title Update 2. And I think it's a great time to come out and remind everybody, hey, we're halfway through the year. This was you. A lot of you really like this in the beginning of the year. Here's the next big monster, the next big area, the next big whatever we're doing to get you into it.
Tim Geddes
Waffle in the Run says switch to release for monster hunting.
Greg Miller
Great question. I this one, I, I, I temper my expectations still because I feel like we don't. I, we don't know how things are. You guys kind of do as you play with cyberpunk. What is it actually going to look like? How is it actually going to run? How much of an improvement is this going to feel like as we play something on Switch to. And I'm a little hazier on that.
Tim Geddes
I think the big thing is there was I forget the source of this, but the ridiculous tweet that went out that was just like the three phases of the Switch 2 games this year and it was just like Nintendo stuff. The third parties that are there and then there's going to be a wave of third parties that got Dev Kit later. I imagine this is probably an example of that. Having said that, clearly Capcom did have access because Kinitsugami. Yep. The goddess.
Andy Cortez
Yeah, I think that's a. It feels like a very sure bet that it will be on Switch too.
Tim Geddes
You think so?
Andy Cortez
Yeah.
Tim Geddes
But like then announcing that here.
Andy Cortez
Yeah, yeah, I think so.
Tim Geddes
Wow.
Andy Cortez
Yeah. Especially with how with cyberpunk looking as good as it does but still running at 30 like they. They will cap it at 30 still and you'll have it at 1080p, maybe up res to 1440 or something like that. I think it's definitely possible.
Tim Geddes
We'll see my next one. Sticking with this is more for me than anybody, but Tony hawk's Pro Skater 3 and 4 will be there. This group of Activision always partners with Jeff and Jeff always treats them well and gives them a lot of stage time. Whether it's Crash Bandicoot coming out for God knows what reasons, he's always there and I am questioning what they could possibly show that's exciting. I also know for full well they could just show something that's not exciting. And that's probably the more likely thing is just hey, here's a reminder. This game's coming out in a couple of weeks, getting past blah blah, blah, all that stuff. I do think though, they're going to want to tie it with something that is exciting. They're running out of those things. They already announced that Bam's coming back as a secret skater. Tony Hawk 1 and 2 didn't really have secret skaters, which was a big bummer because the Tony off franchise known for the Darth Mauls and Iron Man, Spider man and blah blah blah. I feel like there's more hope here because the DLC is coming with doom stuff, characters and music. My dream and hope for one was that Crash Bandicoot was going to be in it. I think they're going to make it happen now. I think Crash Bandicoot will be a secret skater in Tony Hawk and they'll announce that. And if not Crash, a secret. My. My prediction is a secret skater that's not just a skater will be announced for Tony Hawk 3 and 4.
Andy Cortez
A dude in a crash suit.
Barrett Courtney
A mascot of some sort.
Tim Geddes
I would love that.
Andy Cortez
Just a dude in the crash.
Tim Geddes
I would love if it was the dude in the crash.
Barrett Courtney
Oh, yeah, that.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
That's.
Barrett Courtney
That's what I had in my head.
Tim Geddes
But, yeah, I think that we'll get a. Some secret skater that is more in line with the Doom stuff they're doing, as opposed to the Andy Anderson or Ben Margera that we already know about.
Barrett Courtney
I like it.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Spongebob.
Tim Geddes
I mean, yeah, spongebob is in the secret level thing, but yeah.
Barrett Courtney
And it's weird. Honest. I would personally think it'd be weird, Tim, if we get that. And that's all we get of a spongebob collaboration. It's such a wild choice.
Tim Geddes
I know. It'd be really weird.
Andy Cortez
We also are not even talking about the possibility of these IPS going, you know, becoming just costumes and things that you wear. Like, you could just have a spongebob shirt or the Crash Bandicoot suit. You could put on any skater.
Tim Geddes
You know, I mean, they're doing that with, like, Taco Bell. Yeah, like, there's Taco Bell outfits in the game because that's awesome. Anytime you grind by a Taco Bell in one of the levels, it does the gong sound. Andy.
Andy Cortez
That's a great activation. We get a big logo hit from software that's not even that exciting of a reveal. But it's Night Rain dlc. Or not narrow dlc, but just updates to. To Night Rain. I think that we get shown two new nightfarers that you will be playing as Barrett, do me a favor. Can you Google right now? I'm looking for. Looking for his name real quick. We're gonna get two nightfares. One of them will be a spellcaster, which is a lot more conventional compared to the recluse that we have in the game right now, because that character can be a little bit more difficult to get the hang of. And then, Bear, can you Google Ingward, the guardian of the seal, please? Thank you. I N G W A R D We just don't really have a. We don't have a character in, like, a red costume. And I expect to see a character in, like, a cool red costume, maybe. You know, I look at Ingward and he looks just. He looks so cool. As an NPC. In Dark Souls 1, I think we get a dude in a. With a red sort of looking vibe to him.
Barrett Courtney
And it was in Dark Souls 1.
Andy Cortez
Dark Souls 1, yeah, really? And then I think that we see some more glimpses at returning Dark Souls bosses. For many, many bosses, little glimpses of them. And the same that we saw nameless King From Dark Souls 3 pop up in that sort of first trailer and we all freaked out. I think we'll get like Orenstein and Smough or some of the more known amongst the. The souls community is like, oh shit, those dudes are popping up.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Hear me out. You get one of the Guardian apes. Both of the Guardians.
Andy Cortez
I don't think they do Sekiro.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
I don't think we ever see any Sekiro shit.
Andy Cortez
But yeah, that's. That's my free update.
Tim Geddes
If I saw the Guardian ape, I.
Barrett Courtney
Think I would cry a little.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
I think I'll turn off the game.
Andy Cortez
Fuck you. Yeah.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Demon of hatred.
Tim Geddes
Bless.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Is this the final prediction?
Tim Geddes
No. Yes.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Oh, really? All right, I'm. Yeah, let's do it. Bloom House. Bloomhouse shows up and on stage is Sam Barlow. He's revealing his next game. And that is Project C, of course that is already announced to be published by Blumhouse. And they announced that it is coming, I want to say later this year, but I don't have it in me. So I'm gonna say 2026 is when it's coming. But it does star a big name actor. And I don't have any specific guesses of a big name actor, but I'll.
Tim Geddes
Just throw out Lil Dicky.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
No, because it's gonna be horror, you know, I mean, here's the thing. A little Dickie or it would be fucking fantastic. Josh Peck. I was gonna say Isabella Merced or like that, that kind of actor. I wrote down Jenna Ortega, but that's similar to my Tom Holland thing of like, ah, too big.
Greg Miller
Too big now.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Too big. But like somewhere in that tier of actor, you know what I mean?
Greg Miller
Isabella's on the come up right now.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Isabella is on the come up.
Greg Miller
Last of us. Hawk Girl.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
That's my prediction.
Tim Geddes
I like it, Greg.
Greg Miller
I really like that one. I think Jeff's gonna once again get a big get in quotes. I mean, if you think it's a big get from Microsoft as a way to promote their show. I think similar to how the Game Awards revealed the Xbox series X way, way back in the day. I think this is where we get a glimpse at the Microsoft Asus Rog ally to whatever they're calling it. I sent it to Assets. The thing that, you know, leaked forever ago. I think you do a pan over here, you know, some sexy little thing. I think the screen shows this rumored Xbox Microsoft OS for it. And I think then it's basically like more details on Sunday.
Tim Geddes
I like that. Well, it's even interesting you say that I like it being here because it doesn't feel like an Xbox Showcase type announcement. They don't really focus on hardware and oss and all that stuff traditionally in their summer showcase. So I think yeah, having that moment here is good.
Greg Miller
You think it's deeper than mine though. You think they're actually going to go into it more? Is it?
Tim Geddes
I mean I don't think they need to. I think it's kind of self explanatory. I feel like yeah, like you announce it, you show it. You make people that understand know exactly what is and if they don't they're like oh, is that an Xbox handheld? They look in the press release, watch the videos on their own time and that's where their answers come. But I do like that. I do think that we, we see that this weekend. I think it'll be a Jeff's thing. Oh yeah, I'm jumping off yours, please. More Xbox.
Andy Cortez
They're touching hands right now. For the audio listeners.
Tim Geddes
I think that at the Jeff show we will get Xbox game announcements coming to PS5 and the switch. I think that that'll be focus for them like that Again going back to Xbox Showcase, they got too much Starfield. This is where Starfield, Starfield, PS5 and a couple announcements of games coming to Switch as well. Maybe that includes Halo Master Chief collection and some of the other ones. But yeah, I think that we will get my prediction to like not just have this be the most obvious thing in the world. I think that we will get Starfield on PS5 specifically and at least one other title that is coming to Switch to as well. And like just those announcements, whether it's the ports or just forza was on PS5. Now it's also coming to Switch or some of their games. Getting more answers there because I, I do think that we're gonna hear them talk about PlayStation and Switch during the showcase. But I still think that we're in the end of that period of just kind of like tying the bows on some things of just where we're at currently.
Andy Cortez
Is there any mention of a Halo in this?
Tim Geddes
I mean I think Halo Master Chief collection is not unlikely and if they announce it, I think it's at the announcement is It's Switch and PS5.
Andy Cortez
The only thing that throws were you moments, you know.
Tim Geddes
I know, I know. The only thing that's throwing me off on that is the Gears collection or whatever. It was just the remake of the, the first one. What is it a collection or just a remake of one that's where you start and them throwing all those things out so close together. I don't know if that's the best move. Having said that they keep doing that so more of a remake. I feel like they keep throwing a lot of announcements. A lot of games just back to back to back to back because that's just how much they have right now. But yeah, I expect some fun Xbox announcements that are for the other systems.
Andy Cortez
It's better to hide behind 40 atrocities in just one. You know.
Barrett Courtney
Rewatching andor or like what's going on there.
Andy Cortez
Yeah, I was just thinking about that. I was just thinking like there's so many news coming at us. Sounds like a joke. Like an anti Xbox fan would say.
Tim Geddes
What's. What's your final prediction?
Andy Cortez
Final prediction for me. Huh.
Greg Miller
He's got a lot to pick from over there.
Andy Cortez
Not to pick from. I think that we get House Marks Soros's gameplay shown with Rahul Kohli introducing it on stage. It just kind of makes sense to me. And again I'm predicting this because I don't know anything about it. This isn't. You know, that's a.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
We have a very information.
Andy Cortez
We have very, very, you know, strict rules here. You know something. You don't say it exactly. See something, say something. I think that we get this gameplay and it looks just. It's just the sickest looking returnal sure successor that we could have possibly.
Greg Miller
Do we get a date?
Andy Cortez
No, a window.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Do we have a window yet? Did they say 2026?
Barrett Courtney
Let me look at the trailer. I thought they said 2020 but I get a window.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
They did too.
Andy Cortez
But maybe a seasonal window. Where bless questions. Is August fall though.
Greg Miller
Yeah.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Yeah, exactly. So does that include August? Yeah, the same.
Tim Geddes
The biggest thing for that is Jeff likes celebrity and Jeff likes big games And Jeff likes PlayStation. So yes. Jeff would want that and Rose there as far as I know. I think he's in L. A at this point. So it's like that is possible but I think do believe the rumors of a state of play and if there is a state of play, that's where that is.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Yeah.
Greg Miller
And the resident evil announcement, 2026, it wasn't the trailer.
Andy Cortez
I just. I. I do think that whatever gets shown here will be you. You'd get extra snippets of it in the state of play. It just make. It just feels like this is right. I don't know.
Tim Geddes
Yeah. I like the idea of having someone on stage and debuting the gameplay and like having that moment like that adds value. I Think to the Summer Game Fest stage show. Bless. What's your last one?
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Between three small ones. Like none of them are like really small. I was thinking about doing it.
Andy Cortez
3.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
This is what. Okay, this is what I'm gonna do. It's a triple threat.
Andy Cortez
Oh, all right.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
All or nothing. I want the full point or no point. These three things happen. All right, first thing, mixtape, big parlay. It gets a fall release and gets me a lot of open critic points. Borderlands 4 shows us a story trailer that makes us all laugh. Oh, we all have to laugh.
Tim Geddes
Okay.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Yes. And then lastly, Directive 8020 convinces us all that it's really good looking. The game. That's the supermassive. Yeah, the supermassive game.
Andy Cortez
Oh my God.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
The Dark Pictures Anthology. It shows us the trailer and we're all like, damn, that looks pretty good. And then the game comes down, we're all like, all right, cool. It's like a seven.
Greg Miller
Yeah, I like that a lot. I like that a combo wombo there.
Tim Geddes
Are you gonna combo wombo me, Gray?
Greg Miller
Fuck no, I'm not gonna do that.
Tim Geddes
What are you gonna do?
Greg Miller
I'm gonna piggyback off of this. Yeah. Borderlands 4 is there and I think they do something crazy and I think they come out and they announced that they're, you know, every so worried about this $80 version and it was so much problem or whatever. I think they announced the $60 version of the game at 59.99.
Tim Geddes
Whoa.
Greg Miller
No way. I think they go the opposite. That'd be so good. I think, I think it'd be a fun one. Is everybody's worried about that. They come out and do the opposite 2k and they're just like, like where it's like obviously the no frills whatever, but it's like here's a $60 version of the game and then there is the normal 70, then there is the Deluxe 180. Whatever it's going to be.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
What would it be in the 60 version?
Greg Miller
Just enough to fucking play. No extra outfits, golden keys, any of that.
Andy Cortez
There's no menu.
Tim Geddes
I honestly think that that is one of the craziest predictions any of us has ever made.
Greg Miller
Yeah.
Tim Geddes
Like it out of all the properties and all the publishers, 2K in Borderlands 4. No way.
Andy Cortez
They make. They make enough money on virtual currency.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
And 2K they're gonna play out GTA 6 for like.
Greg Miller
I. I agree that it's not going to happen. I just think it was fun one as I went through and I think like the fun part about it would be to play with it and it'd be the usual upsell of always right of like here. And I even thought about them make like this is where it gets like now you're being mean. Of like they make a 199 version of the game. That's like one level. You install the entire thing and you can't do anything but this one thing. Like that's the kind of stupid stuff they I jokes that they would do.
Andy Cortez
But Clap trap is introduced too hard.
Tim Geddes
Yeah.
Greg Miller
Yeah.
Tim Geddes
Wow. The 60. Not a real fan edition.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Yeah, exactly.
Tim Geddes
Oh, that's good. All right. Where do I want to go? Yeah, we're at the point that there's just some obvious ones. You know what I mean? Like, am I really gonna sit here and be like, I predict that Sonic Racing Cross Worlds is going to get a release date. No shit it's going to. Okay. Guaranteed Arc Raider Shadow drop.
Andy Cortez
That's the other one.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Predict a new Sonic.
Tim Geddes
The other one. What are you saying? Bless as a.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Predict a new Sonic game. Sonic Mania 2.
Tim Geddes
I don't think it's. Oh my God. Don't do that to me, man.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
We.
Andy Cortez
Oh, my God. Tim, you would have. You would have loved this moment that me and Bless experience at the Liza P DLC event. We're sitting with Tam and Tam looks at me.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Oh.
Andy Cortez
And is we're talking about sgf.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
I don't know if you could say this actually, because Tam. Then there was a later moment where Tam told me that it was actually true.
Andy Cortez
No, no.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Yeah, we can talk about that afterwards. But yeah, I get it.
Tim Geddes
Like secrets.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Tam like told me a thing of like a franchise I care about. Of like, oh, this thing's happening. And like he kept going with the bit and I was like, you're fucking with me. And he was like. Then he convinced me and I was like, yo, that's crazy. And Tam was like, I'm totally fucking with you. Next day I get a message from Greg. He's like, yo, you want to check out this thing? And I was like, wait. I looked at Tim and I was like. He was like, yeah, I with you again. It's true.
Andy Cortez
He's too much of a triple double cross.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Yeah, he's crazy.
Andy Cortez
Never mind then. Holy.
Tim Geddes
Well, all right. I. I want to. I want to throw one out there that I think is going to happen. And I want. I want the fun. Like, what the hell? That seems random as shit, so I'm going to say it. Ace Combat 8. All right.
Andy Cortez
Wow.
Tim Geddes
Okay. Yeah. Celebrities 2019. We got Ace Combat 7 sky is unknown. Oh, that's a cool name. I've never played these games, but 2019 seems like it's been a while.
Andy Cortez
Yeah.
Tim Geddes
You know, I was looking at the. I was trying to find a franchise that I'm like, what's. What's, like, overdue, and I was like, ace Combat sounds right. I haven't heard Ace Combat in a while, right? Yes.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
I mean, not since PS4. Yeah.
Andy Cortez
So, yeah, that was hype.
Tim Geddes
And so, hey, If Ace Combat 7 skies unknown in 2019 hit hard, I want to know what Ace Combat 8 has up its sleeves. If Jeff's not going to wear them, maybe they will.
Andy Cortez
Ace Combat also just feels like a game that. A style of game that could be gone forever.
Tim Geddes
Yeah.
Andy Cortez
It's either coming out with a new sequel or we will never see a version of that game ever again. I think we saw the Last one in 2019.
Tim Geddes
It'll be there. It'll be there. Everyone. All right, I want to do. We got a lot of super chats, so I know we're running a little long, but I want to get through all of these things. So I'm going to run through these super chats and let's have a quick discussion on the likelihood of the predictions.
Andy Cortez
All right, you got it.
Tim Geddes
Nathan Maloney says Kingdom Hearts or Mike, it's taken by Canada. Kingdom Hearts is very unlikely to be there, but possible. We did just get some screenshots of Kingdom Hearts 4, I think, because we.
Andy Cortez
Got those, then that means no, we're.
Tim Geddes
Not going to get it. Yeah, I'm with you too. Uncharted Wolf says it's got to be time to see Toys for Bob. I'm so ready to see the Spyro game they've been working on. If we see Toys for Bob, I think it'll be Xbox.
Andy Cortez
Yeah, that'll be a nice little variety in whatever is going to be on that show.
Tim Geddes
We're doing our Xbox predictions tomorrow.
Greg Miller
Yeah.
Andy Cortez
Yeah.
Tim Geddes
Guitar Hero Arrow says if Red Dead Redemption 2 PS5 is real. Please, God. Is Summer Game Fest the place for it, or is that a random Rockstar Blue skeet on a random Monday?
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
I think that's a Tweet from Rockstar100.
Andy Cortez
Oh, Jurassic park survive in the. Oh.
Tim Geddes
Oh, yeah, right.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Yeah. Gotta see that new art. What was the arc game? Arc Survival, the sequel.
Andy Cortez
With Vin Diesel.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
With Vin Diesel, yeah.
Tim Geddes
Oh, what's the random performance gonna be? I feel like Summer Game Fest always has a random music performance when there's no Ubisoft thing.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
I wonder if there's like a just. I wonder, I wonder if Just Dance.
Greg Miller
When there's no room left in hell. Just Dance.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Well, why is there room? Was Ubisoft on the Logos page? They probably weren't. I feel like they never show up.
Barrett Courtney
But also even when they were doing their own thing, Mike was always the one to point out the last couple of years they weren't doing the Just Dance intro.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Yeah. Which was funny.
Greg Miller
Soft wasn't on this partners program and but the this does say round one.
Tim Geddes
Until they did bring back the Just Dance intro in the worst presentation they.
Andy Cortez
Ever at the Holiday Inn.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Yeah, I think I was the one that pointed out last time where there was no Just Dance announced at the Ubisoft event. And then like it was at the next Nintendo Switch or Nintendo Direct where they announced the Just Dance.
Andy Cortez
I don't know. I remember to say there's no performance.
Tim Geddes
I feel like I, maybe I'm wrong, but I feel like there always is. Even if it's just celebrating something. Because there was that one really pretty cel shaded game and then they did a song from that. You know, talking about a lot of orange in it. They're in the desert.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Oh, yes. Yes. Is it the one about the table?
Tim Geddes
No. Stable.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
That's the one.
Tim Geddes
That's what it is. That's what it is.
Andy Cortez
Oh, last year we get Expedition 33 songs.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
See the Tim, you saw what I saw in Chat.
Tim Geddes
No.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Oh, never mind. I was gonna say Carolyn Polachek. There's somebody in Chat that mentioned Kojima is going to be there. DS2 is coming up. We know that she's, she's made the title song.
Tim Geddes
Oh, that's the taste. That's good. You know I, I was making that face because Andy got behind. Yeah. Expedition 33. Please just do it.
Andy Cortez
Yeah.
Tim Geddes
I mean I don't even give a fuck if don't announce anything. Who cares or announcements come to Switch two. That'd be even better. I, I Too early.
Andy Cortez
I mean there was a lot of Expedition 33 in that Keely trailer. Cut it. I think there's a good chance that we, yeah, just get some sort of performance.
Tim Geddes
That'd be sick. Dude, I love that Aaron.
Andy Cortez
Man. That song is crazy, man.
Tim Geddes
Aaron Live says no way Jeff shows off the final Metal Gear Solid trailer. But could he show off a release date for Silent Hill F? It was rated in South Korea a while back. Yeah, definitely. But also I, I feel like he could show the final trailer. I don't think that there needs to be a final trailer though. That game Seems kind of like, wrapped up, marketing wise.
Andy Cortez
Silent Hill F. Is that the. The one in the pat, like, way back?
Tim Geddes
I. I'm. I don't know. This is the new big deal one, though.
Andy Cortez
That's. Is that like. I think it's a period piece, right? I'm pretty sure.
Greg Miller
I don't remember that.
Andy Cortez
I don't think it's a modern F stand for. It was just a lot of, like, different Silent Hills being announced that one day. And I get them all. It's like Assassin's Creed Jade or whatever.
Tim Geddes
Yeah, the Japan one set in the past.
Andy Cortez
Got you, Got you.
Tim Geddes
The cyborg. Cyborg Tundra boy says Tomb raider Wolf Among Us 2 and Play Dead's Next game or Play Dance.
Greg Miller
Where the fuck is Tomb Raider?
Tim Geddes
I mean, that's the big question, right? Like, I feel like if it's alive, it'll probably be here.
Greg Miller
Okay, right.
Tim Geddes
Because, look, if it's not announced here, it's not being announced next year. That game's dead.
Andy Cortez
We have Sansa playing her in a movie or in a show. Whatever they're doing, it's getting ripped. You've seen her crazy apps. Like, I think it makes sense to try to, you know, coordinate those releases.
Tim Geddes
Yeah. I mean, that's probably not happened for.
Andy Cortez
A while, doing the little thing. Thank you.
Tim Geddes
Wolf among us too. I mean, I think that's a 50. 50 shot right at a Jeff thing.
Greg Miller
There's Eddie. I don't think it's ready.
Tim Geddes
And then playdead's next game.
Greg Miller
Been a while.
Tim Geddes
It has been a while.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Yeah. I mean, what's up with that team?
Andy Cortez
They're just everywhere making other things.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
I was gonna say. I feel like every single time I hear from playdead, it's from another studio. They were like, oh, we left to make Cocoon. We left and made Somerville.
Andy Cortez
Somerville.
Tim Geddes
Rave. Lord Nino says, Andy, can I get a world premiere for a project?
Andy Cortez
World premiere? World premiere. A couple different ones.
Greg Miller
Rahul doing it as 007.
Andy Cortez
All right, Andy. World premiere.
Greg Miller
Good.
Andy Cortez
Thank you.
Tim Geddes
America says I predict Pedro Pascal showing up with Fantastic Four coming out next month.
Greg Miller
I wish, but no chance.
Tim Geddes
Oh, not think so.
Greg Miller
That's a game awards thing, which they've already done. I know, but that's the game.
Tim Geddes
I see. Wiener says. Tim, last week you said that James's email was Baseball Guy 2010 or something. I demand you properly dox your friend. You are incorrect. It was Baseball King 2010.
Greg Miller
That's his professional email.
Tim Geddes
No, no, no. He had that, but he also. He had straight kill a dude 007. His baseball king was when that was his solution to be professional.
Greg Miller
Got it.
Tim Geddes
007 is too much.
Andy Cortez
I love seeing Kevin set up the Xbox last week when Greg was going to play something, looking through all the gamer tags and going, who the fuck is freak nasty 22? That's Mike's other account gamer tag.
Tim Geddes
Mike Kelly Hearst says are we thinking Resident Evil 9? Yes, but not at Summer Game Fest. I think. I think that's a PlayStation.
Greg Miller
Yeah.
Tim Geddes
PlayStation showcase ultimate. Josh says it will be fun. Seven return. Mark my words. If not, I'll send another $5. Thank you. I love your sir.
Greg Miller
Chadwick says Anthony Mackie will be there to announce Twisted Metal season two trailer is my most out there prediction.
Tim Geddes
Oh, that's. That's possible because. Yeah, we now know the date. I think it's in August and we. We got a clip from it. It wasn't really so much a trailer. So I do think we're due for a trailer on that one.
Andy Cortez
What next? Story arcs.
Tim Geddes
You think they're exploring in Twisted Metal?
Andy Cortez
Fucking stupid show. Why does it exist? Like, I don't.
Tim Geddes
I don't.
Andy Cortez
Why does it exist?
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
You asked that.
Andy Cortez
There's so many shows that should be getting this treatment.
Tim Geddes
No, I think Tim was talking. We were having a conversation about this story. It's awesome. And the story for two is about to be great. They're doing the game. They're finally doing the tournament. It's about to be awesome. And Axel is in it. The guy that holds on to the giant two wheels. How is he not gonna die? If a bullet hits him, he's going to die.
Andy Cortez
Nobody knows who that is.
Tim Geddes
Axel.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
I feel like that's one of the more popular ones. Yeah.
Tim Geddes
Come on, man. Get educated. Yeah, well, you know, Peacock saw it. They saw those dollar signs. All right. Eyes are on Twisted Metal.
Andy Cortez
It's insane to me.
Tim Geddes
Stephen Marshall says Rebirth 2 Reborn. Steve McGovern says, My wife's thirsting for a Legend of Babu date. Legend of Baboo. What's that?
Andy Cortez
No idea.
Greg Miller
Is it the monkey one?
Tim Geddes
I mean, that just sounds like you've.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Heard Legend of Babu or Balbo.
Greg Miller
Oh, it's a dog. I remember there was some animal. There's some animal attached to this one. Embark on an action adventure story driven journey and explore a vast magical world caught in the battle between light and dark. Say something about your game. And say nothing.
Tim Geddes
But also, like, you don't need to say much when this is your key.
Greg Miller
Art, you know what I mean?
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
I don't remember this.
Greg Miller
This chunky boy.
Andy Cortez
Yeah. I don't remember this.
Barrett Courtney
It's the mega evolution of Moose.
Tim Geddes
I know.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
This feels like an alternate, like universe game. I remember this like, what was they call in Rick and Morty? Internet, interdimensional cable. It's like interdimensional console.
Tim Geddes
Felicia says, do we get a new need for Speed announcement? I don't think so.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Yeah, they don't announce those at press conferences anymore. They keep them secret. They drop them like they announced it like a week, week before they come out.
Andy Cortez
Like they're ashamed of them.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Yeah, we don't.
Tim Geddes
We don't need to let anybody know about this, Diego. Review says the first official DCU games revealed and it's Superman.
Greg Miller
I fallen for this too many times. I'm not getting excited for this.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
I was wondering if you wore that shirt for a reason.
Greg Miller
It's brand new and it's. We're in the season, baby. This means we're one month removed from Superman in ten days. But I'll take it. I guess technically nine days.
Andy Cortez
That's the day that Fantastic Four comes out, right?
Greg Miller
I mean, I'm excited for that too. And James Gunn said, I don't have to fight about it. So I'm not gonna fight about it, Andy. You're not gonna bait me into this.
Andy Cortez
All right?
Tim Geddes
Jeff Cradock says most unlikely prediction beyond good and Evil 2 production update. Is this the year? I don't think it's the year. I also don't think this is the time or place to talk about that.
Andy Cortez
What is.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Jeff Keighley comes upstage.
Barrett Courtney
Beyond good and Evil 2 is fucking dead.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
We killed it. What was the celebrity they tied to it for the create?
Barrett Courtney
Joseph Gordon Levitt was like, hey, give me your art and we won't pay.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
You, but we'll put.
Greg Miller
You guys want to make your music for the game Exposure.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
What do you think Joseph Gordon Levitt thinks about it right now?
Greg Miller
Yeah, he doesn't think a goddamn thing about it.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
He's like, remember that one time I was on stage to talk about beyond can evil?
Andy Cortez
Did I dream that?
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
I wonder if that happened.
Tim Geddes
Called with Ubisoft's cryptic social media post the other day showing a still of Sam Fisher. Do you think we'll get a gameplay or trailer update of the Splinter Cell remake? That is a chance. They have been talking about it and it has been weird. There's been buzz of Splinter Cell, but I feel like every time we start getting into this summer game fest, summer game season, like the rumors start and like anytime anything happens, it's like, could it be? So I don't think it's likely, but it's possible.
Greg Miller
Anything's possible.
Tim Geddes
Yeah. Dean Brown says Ken Levine turns up to show off a new Judas gameplay trailer announced.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Thinking about that.
Tim Geddes
Finally releases this November. It's about time, surely, right?
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Maybe it doesn't feel like it's this year.
Greg Miller
When was it that, like, Lucy went and saw that?
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
That was like a year ago.
Barrett Courtney
Yeah, that was early or mid to early last year.
Greg Miller
I remember even then they were very. Not like they were framing. This is like, this isn't even a preview.
Andy Cortez
This is like, like, like it's not even close, bro.
Greg Miller
Sounding like it was Alpha.
Tim Geddes
I will say that Judas is a game that I put in the exact same class of conversations we've had that include Wonder Woman and Black Panther. So take, you know, take what you.
Andy Cortez
Do that what you will.
Barrett Courtney
Like, we've seen much more Judas than we have of Wonder Woman.
Tim Geddes
I know, but still, I'm just saying in terms of like, when we are prepping the predictions for these shows, like, when we don't do it, the. Everyone bring five. When we do it, the way of just like, here's a list of all the things those games were always next to each other. Just saying, like, those are the games of, like, it could be there.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
But I think for me, the thing with Judas that gives you a bit more faith in it is that, like, I understand, at least I've heard the vision from them, right? Like when they had the Friends per second podcast and Ryan McCaffrey and I think it was Jeff come through and play and talk about it. When I listened to all those podcasts, I was like, okay, this is a real game. Like, this sounds like you are trying to do something here. They're essentially trying to make like a roguelite type experience, right? But out of a Bioshock mold and hearing them talk about, I'm like, okay, I. I kind of. I believe that this exists. I think now it's just the thing of. I'm just waiting to see it one more time before I really believe that it's gonna come out.
Andy Cortez
Do you think he played Deadloop and was like, fuck all these shit. We had all these ideas. Better go back to the drawing board.
Tim Geddes
Apple's dude says James Gunn comes out to announce the first DC Studios game amid all the bad WB game news. What you think, Greg?
Greg Miller
No, I mean, I, you know, I'd fucking die, of course, but no, that's not gonna happen. Don't worry about that.
Tim Geddes
CJ splits on says Rocket Knight. I don't think so.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
The Rocket League sequel.
Greg Miller
Like the Shovel Knife. Super.
Tim Geddes
Super Nintendo. Little, like.
Andy Cortez
Yeah.
Tim Geddes
Little rat. Wiener dog. Rat.
Andy Cortez
Yeah. What was he. What? Animal.
Tim Geddes
Yeah.
Andy Cortez
What the fuck was.
Tim Geddes
Can you go Rocket Knight if I love that.
Greg Miller
CJ splits on Super Chats. Rocket Knight, question mark. And then underneath it, Super Chats immediately. Splinter Cell. As if. It's almost like he made a typo. Like he wanted to write Splinter Cell, but he wrote Rocket Knight. It's like, oh, fuck. No go.
Andy Cortez
I always love Rocket Knight. Look, so cool looking.
Tim Geddes
This is not what I was thinking about. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, but I. I love.
Andy Cortez
What were you thinking about?
Tim Geddes
I don't know.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
I was just making up games, man.
Tim Geddes
Hell yeah, man. Shout out to Rock people in chat. Bringing up Carl Urban for Mortal Kombat trailer. That could make.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
That'd be sick.
Tim Geddes
That's like, sounds like time. Because the movie's coming out in October. I think so. Yeah. Getting a trailer. Yeah. Then Danny in the middle says, where's Wolf among us? Season 2 never happened to worry about it. Anthony Adam says, I'm late to the party. Did you guys Predict Half Life 3 in any capacity? The rumor is announcement is imminent. That's another one like the Splinter Cell, but I think there's a lot more smoke with this. Like, predicting Half Life 3 at an event is the dumbest, silliest thing you could possibly do. But Alex was the thing that existed. The Steam deck is finding success. Steam is in a very different place. I think it's inevitable that we get Half Life three. And I think it's time, baby.
Andy Cortez
Holy shit.
Tim Geddes
I think it's time. I just don't know it's gonna be.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
At this event, Summer Game Fest. Even though I know Jeff, you know, has had gigantic announcements at this thing. And, like, he paints it as one of his main events. For some reason, Summer Game Fest doesn't feel big enough for Half Life three.
Tim Geddes
I mean, I. I agree totally, but.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
I also don't know what is big enough for Half Life three.
Tim Geddes
I mean, are you guys with me, though, that, like, Half Life 3 feels more real than ever right now?
Greg Miller
Yeah, 100.
Barrett Courtney
I think that.
Tim Geddes
Do you.
Barrett Courtney
Do we think that could be one that they just post on their own?
Tim Geddes
100%. Yeah.
Barrett Courtney
Because, like, what. What was the Mike's Game of the Year last year that wasn't even officially announced by Steam, Andy.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Deadlocked.
Andy Cortez
Deadlocked.
Barrett Courtney
Yeah. Like, they didn't even have to fucking like, post, like, even officially announced that game. And that game's fucking huge.
Andy Cortez
Or was you put that on the front page of every Steam, like as soon as you open up Steam it's like the, the big splash.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Like I feel like you as Valve, you create a showcase.
Tim Geddes
My only thing against that though is I feel like while there are exceptions to like how they do things, Steam and Valve have shown that they like partnering up with people and like at least playing nice and being on stage. Like even remembering back at the PlayStation E3 press conference and I think 2010 when Gabe came out and announced like Portal 2 was coming to the PlayStation 5, like obviously very different time, but I would imagine Steam wants to position themselves with everyone else as opposed to against everyone else. So I wouldn't be surprised if they play nice with Jeff on purpose to like kind of use that stage and kind of like get Steam to be even more of a household name than it already is. Because like they're in such a great place right now.
Andy Cortez
Do they get Gabe Newbolt gave me.
Tim Geddes
A lot of the couch for Half Life probably right? That's the thing.
Greg Miller
That's Jeff and him, they have a relationship.
Tim Geddes
They do. I do not think it's impossible that Gabe comes out on the this stage.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
On November 21, 2019 at 10:01am, Valve announced half Life. Alex on Twitter. They just said return to Half Life in March 2020 pre purchased now on Steam.
Andy Cortez
Yeah, but that's a V. Like that's a like.
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
But like that was like that was.
Barrett Courtney
The first Half Life game new in decades at the. Or a decade and a half or something. Right?
Andy Cortez
But like it's still Not Half Life 3. I know the game was amazing. I know everybody that loved it or that played it loved it. But to me this is them knowing we are, we cannot show off or reveal this game at a big ass showcase because people are going to go fucking VR. What? This isn't what we want. So like this makes sense for this sort of announcement.
Tim Geddes
They announced it the way bless talked about God of War, the Grease game.
Andy Cortez
Yeah, I think it, I think for three it. I don't know if it's just a press release or an email. I think it's a big, big deal.
Tim Geddes
And then the final one here, CJ splits on says Jet Set Radio or Sega games. I think that's a lot. I think Jetset Radio and Crazy Tax. Yeah, I think, I think, I think we see him.
Greg Miller
You got a good one with that neck. You know what I'm talking some crazy taxes. We're having some fun over here.
Tim Geddes
That's all true everybody. Thank you for hanging out with us today for this predictions episode for Summer Game fest. Tomorrow we will be predicting the Xbox Showcase and who the knows a PlayStation event announced. We'll predict that too at some point somewhere. I like the way you're looking at me.
Greg Miller
Crazy text. Man, that gets going. You kidding me right now?
Tim Geddes
We're about to do the kind of funny podcast. Clearly Greg has an energy to him. So stay tuned. Watch us live on Twitch or YouTube. If you're on YouTube, make the jump over to the different link. If you're on Twitch, stay right where your ass is till next time. Love y' all. Goodbye.
Andy Cortez
You could drinking coke?
Greg Miller
Not yet.
Kinda Funny Gamescast: Summer Game Fest 2025 Predictions
Podcast Information:
Introduction
The episode kicks off with the usual camaraderie among the hosts, Tim Geddes, Greg Miller, Blessing Adeoye Jr., Andy Cortez, and Barrett Courtney. Amid light-hearted banter about seating arrangements and Tim's upcoming birthday, the conversation swiftly transitions to the main topic: predictions for the upcoming Summer Game Fest 2025.
Overview of Summer Game Fest 2025
Tim Geddes sets the stage by highlighting the significance of Summer Game Fest (SGF) as a pivotal week filled with game announcements, platform launches, and exclusive content releases. He outlines the week's schedule, including daily live streams, game launches, and showcases that the community should not miss.
Tim Geddes [01:59]: "This is our predictions episode of the Kind of Funny Games cast."
Tim emphasizes the excitement surrounding the Nintendo Switch 2 launch and the variety of content Kinda Funny plans to deliver throughout SGF. The hosts express anticipation for the events, promising engaging discussions and interactive segments with their audience.
Key Predictions
James Bond Video Game Reveal
Andy Cortez leads the first prediction, speculating on IO Interactive’s upcoming James Bond game. He anticipates the reveal of a younger James Bond, possibly portrayed by Nicholas Holt.
Andy Cortez [16:39]: "I think Nicholas Holt is going to be... he walks out there... everybody celebrates me for getting it right."
Greg Miller counters with alternative theories, suggesting Rahul Kohli might take on the role, highlighting the possibility of the character being non-Caucasian and potentially Americanized.
Greg Miller [12:45]: "I think it’s Rahul Kohli, that’s who this James Bond is."
The debate continues with humorous suggestions, including Tom Holland and Timothy Chalamet, reflecting the hosts' playful yet insightful analysis.
Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 3 Announcement
Tim Geddes presents a bold prediction regarding the Final Fantasy series, suggesting that Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 3 might be announced during SGF. He draws parallels from the series' release pattern to justify the timing.
Tim Geddes [27:46]: "We get the date for remake on Switch, and I think that we will get the announcement of the name of whatever the third one is."
The discussion touches upon potential names like "Return" or "Reborn," with Greg Miller expressing skepticism yet acknowledging the excitement such an announcement would generate.
Greg Miller [31:25]: "We could get 'Rebirth'. Or 'Reborn'."
PlayStation's Major Announcements
Blessing Adeoye Jr. predicts significant announcements from PlayStation, including a new God of War title and possibly a platformer akin to Prince of Persia.
Blessing Adeoye Jr. [23:40]: "You're getting a 2D action platformer, maybe something like Prince of Persia."
Tim Geddes and Greg Miller discuss the feasibility of PlayStation divulging major titles during SGF, considering their usual patterns of unveiling games.
Nintendo Switch 2 Launch and Updates
Greg Miller anticipates the launch of the Nintendo Switch 2, expressing hope for substantial announcements that could rival massive events like those led by Jeff Keighley.
Greg Miller [39:54]: "This will be the show where Nintendo announce the Switch 2."
The hosts debate the likelihood of flagship titles like Animal Crossing receiving major updates or new releases in conjunction with the new hardware.
IO Interactive’s Showcase
The discovery of ioInteractive hosting their own showcase featuring titles like Hitman 007, First Light, and Mind's Eye is discussed, with Greg Miller highlighting the studio's 25th anniversary with the Hitman franchise.
Greg Miller [09:03]: "IO Interactive to host iOi showcase featuring Hitman 007, First Light and Mind's Eye on June 6th."
The hosts express excitement over the potential reveals, including new content and a deeper look into the studio’s proprietary Glacier engine.
Other Notable Predictions
Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3 and 4: Andy Cortez forecasts the announcement of new installments in the beloved skating series, potentially featuring secret skaters like Crash Bandicoot.
Shovel Knight 64: Andy anticipates a 3D iteration of the popular platformer, reflecting on recent job postings from Yacht Club Games.
Monster Hunter Wilds Updates: Greg Miller predicts new trailers and updates for Monster Hunter Wilds, including cross-platform enhancements for the Nintendo Switch.
Half-Life 3 Speculation: Amidst ongoing rumors, Tim Geddes speculates about the eventual announcement of Half-Life 3, though he remains cautious about its timing.
Splinter Cell Remake: Tim also mentions a possibility of a Splinter Cell remake being teased or announced, enhancing the intrigue around stealth action games.
Host Interactions and Banter
Throughout the episode, the hosts engage in lively discussions, often diverging into humorous exchanges and personal anecdotes. This dynamic interaction not only makes the predictions engaging but also showcases the hosts' deep knowledge and passion for the gaming industry.
Blessing Adeoye Jr. [07:42]: "I don't know the last time I won if I'm, you know, it's me too. I'm being real."
Their playful debates and candid conversations add depth to the summary of potential announcements, making the episode enjoyable for both regular listeners and newcomers.
Viewer Predictions from Super Chats
The episode incorporates viewer interactions through Super Chats, where fans submit their own predictions for SGF 2025. The hosts respond to these predictions, providing additional insights and sometimes playful critiques.
Kingdom Hearts Speculation: Some viewers predict significant updates or new installments in the Kingdom Hearts series.
Rocket Knight and Other Indie Titles: Enthusiasts suggest potential updates for beloved indie games like Rocket Knight.
DC Universe Games: There's anticipation around new DC Studios games, potentially featuring Superman.
Greg Miller [69:10]: "Kingdom Hearts is very unlikely to be there, but possible."
Conclusions and Wrap-Up
As the episode draws to a close, the hosts reiterate the excitement for Summer Game Fest 2025, emphasizing the diverse range of predictions and the potential for groundbreaking announcements. They encourage listeners to stay engaged through their live streams on YouTube and Twitch, promising more content and discussions in the days following the event.
Tim Geddes [85:39]: "Thank you for hanging out with us today for this predictions episode for Summer Game Fest."
The episode concludes on a high note, with the hosts expressing their eagerness to see how accurate their predictions will be and what surprises SGF 2025 holds for the gaming community.
Notable Quotes:
Andy Cortez [16:39]: "I think Nicholas Holt is going to be... he walks out there... everybody celebrates me for getting it right."
Greg Miller [12:45]: "I think it’s Rahul Kohli, that’s who this James Bond is."
Tim Geddes [27:46]: "We get the date for remake on Switch, and I think that we will get the announcement of the name of whatever the third one is."
Blessing Adeoye Jr. [23:40]: "You're getting a 2D action platformer, maybe something like Prince of Persia."
Greg Miller [09:03]: "IO Interactive to host iOi showcase featuring Hitman 007, First Light and Mind's Eye on June 6th."
Tim Geddes [85:39]: "Thank you for hanging out with us today for this predictions episode for Summer Game Fest."
Final Thoughts
The "Summer Game Fest 2025 Predictions" episode of Kinda Funny Gamescast offers an in-depth and entertaining exploration of what the gaming world might expect from SGF 2025. With a blend of informed speculation, industry insights, and engaging host dynamics, the episode serves as a comprehensive guide for gamers eagerly awaiting the festivities. Whether you're a long-time listener or new to the podcast, this episode provides valuable perspectives and keeps you informed about potential game announcements and platform updates.