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Blessing Addie Oe, Jr.
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Greg Miller
Today, three adventurers enter into a roguelike trivia dungeon. Only one will make it out alive. Get ready for Game showdown. Yo, what's up? Welcome to Game Showdown, the penultimate episode of the season. Whoa.
Tim Gettys
I'm sorry.
Andy Cortez
What was that?
Greg Miller
That is right. The penultimate episode of the season. There's only two episodes left. Is this one and the next one.
Andy Cortez
Gotta make some moves.
Neely
Yeah, sounds good to me. We can just end it now, you know. Yeah.
Greg Miller
One more episode to cash this thing in.
Tim Gettys
I can't take it into the next season. Stars in the bank.
Neely
No, you allow him to change that rule, too. I shouldn't be giving you shit you don't deserve.
Greg Miller
I've not done anything.
Neely
No, you can't take him to the grave.
Tim Gettys
You know, Tim, I wasn't going to go in here.
Neely
You weren't going to go in there.
Tim Gettys
Dear Timothy, having just met Greg in person, all I can say is I'm sorry. You poor, poor man. I feel your pain. Much love to you. This isn't. This is insulting. Oh, it's from Langley. I'm Neely.
Neely
Thank you. You got to meet Langley.
Tim Gettys
I did. Oh, yeah. Hung on.
Neely
That's fucked up. You didn't tell me about that. Yeah, yeah.
Tim Gettys
I can see why he's haunting these children.
Neely
I'm sorry, Langley. I love you.
Greg Miller
I'm your Host, blessing Addie Oe, Jr. I'm joined by three contestants representing three teams. We got Tim Gettys representing Team Orange. We got Andy Cortez representing Team Purple.
Tim Gettys
He was really waiting at him to say something.
Neely
I was gonna say something, but I was on it. What I want to say is this is incredible. I love this. I love. But I never know what to expect going into game shown. And besides, I'm going to win. But like, besides that, I never know what. What's going to happen. And this, I do not know what's going to happen today.
Andy Cortez
I laughed at the reaction, Tim, because it felt like in the middle of that, you realize, oh, I am Team Orange.
Neely
Well, there was that, too. There was that, too. I'm not happy about it.
Greg Miller
And of course, we have Mr. Stars in the bank, Greg Miller, representing Team Blue.
Tim Gettys
Tim, it's been nice knowing you, but just like KF AF parenthesis. You monster. It's time to go. Will miss all the bomber jackets. He doesn't know that's what you'd think. But it's like bomber semi. Oh, bomber slash members only jackets. But hey, let's be really, really. Let's be really, really. Is what it says. It's just valor. No, again. I'm reading the fucking words, Tim. Yeah, don't try to fill in the gaps. If. Was it from Remath, Kim Bailey, Remy?
Greg Miller
I don't.
Tim Gettys
Yeah. This person. Listen, someone checked Chicago. Someone had a stroke.
Neely
Right in this note.
Tim Gettys
Someone had a stroke.
Greg Miller
Chicago.
Tim Gettys
Someone checked Chicago.
Greg Miller
Something happen?
Neely
Literally.
Andy Cortez
I was. I was streaming the other night and something happened where we. We were gonna start making fun of Greg and I was like, of course. And I went, no, no, no, no, no, no chat. Actually, I'm not gonna. The heat's on, Tim. Oh, I'm not trying to get the heat over here.
Neely
Yeah, that's a. That's a good call. You know how to play the game. I guess.
Greg Miller
I'll open.
Tim Gettys
A lot of people brought sympathy cards for Tim for the death of his star.
Neely
Oh, yeah. Tim, we want you to know how sorry we are for your future loss. They added that there. You' jk. You'll probably end up winning the season somehow in the end. Thank you. Somehow in the end. God could only see the stats right now. Thank you to you and all kind of funny for helping me get through an hour commute every day. Y'all are the best. Rachel from Ohio, shout out to you, Rachel, you understand life.
Andy Cortez
Kdg. Let's get the stats up.
Greg Miller
Tim sucks or let Tim host. Is that what that one says?
Tim Gettys
This one says, Tim sucks or let Tim host. Whatever gives him the most Joy, love at P.O. magnum.
Greg Miller
A lot of these are nice to Tim.
Tim Gettys
I should have read them. I should have edited them.
Neely
Fantastic. You guys are the best.
Tim Gettys
Who would have thought Chicago was this fucking weak? But once they lose a shooting rising star like Greg Miller, no wonder they can't keep up with my.
Neely
Right, Andy.
Greg Miller
Gotta go fast.
Andy Cortez
I love watching this show.
Greg Miller
Gotta go fast. Adventurers, we're starting off with a power up round. Whoever succeeds in this round. Oh, there we go.
Tim Gettys
Oh, there's new graphics.
Greg Miller
Whoever succeeds in this round will not only receive 10 points, but also their choice of a power up. This is a round of bullet points. I'm going to read to you the details about a game one bullet point at a time. It is your Job to buzz in. And guess what this game is. You can buzz in once per bullet point. First bullet point. This game is set in the ruins of a post apocalyptic fantasy world in which the player character navigates the terrain and fights off hostile creatures. Greg Miller.
Tim Gettys
Tunic.
Greg Miller
Tunic is the correct answer.
Neely
That is 10 points for Greg Miller.
Tim Gettys
For a new day.
Neely
Wow.
Greg Miller
Now you get 10 points. But you also.
Tim Gettys
Wait a second. I'm vibrating inside. Like, I am literally vibrating. Like, I can't believe that worked.
Greg Miller
That's crazy.
Neely
On the first, I'm still waiting for Greg's stupid music to hit to reveal that, like, he was fed this information.
Greg Miller
Oh, this is. That was literally that the writer on the ring, baby.
Tim Gettys
Oh, my God. Is this what it's like to be Tim ever again?
Greg Miller
The bul. The one clue that Greg got it on was this game is set in the ruins of a post apocalyptic fantasy world in which the player character navigates the terrain and fights off hostile creatures, which I thought Elden Ring was for sure. Yeah, that was my thought. Yeah, it was something.
Tim Gettys
I don't think. Well, I don't know much about Elden Ring, but I don't think post apocalyptic. I can see in Tunic. I can see the collapsed walls and everything. And then the creatures, like, are such a big part of you. Your little foxy game.
Greg Miller
Fair enough. But then I go down the list and the Shadow Colossus.
Tim Gettys
Well, no, sure. But I started with Zelda and I was like, I like Majora or not Ocarina of Time. You know what I mean? And then I was like, well, no, that's what that wouldn't be. Post apocalyptic Breath of Zelda. Well, I know. I'm just an idiot. I just went from what's the Zelda clone? I got out of. It worked. Why am I showing that work. I got the fucking answer.
Greg Miller
Now you've got 10 points and you also have your choice of reward. Now you can choose three options. You can get 30 points right now. 30 more points on top of your 10 points, you can get four times the points for the next round if you get the next question correct over Andy and Tim. Four times the points.
Andy Cortez
You take the points, right?
Greg Miller
Or you can open the secret chest that has a secret ward.
Tim Gettys
Oh, I never got to do the secret chest last time.
Greg Miller
What do you want?
Tim Gettys
What if the secret chest is a mini briefcase?
Barrett Courtney
I like briefcases.
Andy Cortez
You can put this on the big one.
Neely
Oh, no, it's great. Options there.
Tim Gettys
This is good.
Andy Cortez
Okay, here's the thing. Last time we were all kind of bummed Out. We didn't open the chest and we're like, damn. We kind of. Yeah, you know, we didn't even, like.
Greg Miller
Put it to use.
Andy Cortez
But I think the points right now, because Tim's gonna whoop your ass the rest of this round.
Tim Gettys
Can I ask, did you fix this game? Because last time, remember how broken it was?
Greg Miller
It definitely wasn't broken.
Tim Gettys
Remember ch the comments. Pull out a great thing that I shouldn't have lost my points. I should have stopped with the points I had and then try to be able to surpass.
Greg Miller
The whole point of the game is that you lose your points, you get robbed.
Tim Gettys
I'm just letting you guys know it was broken. And it's. That was when I started not liking the game. And then the briefcase kind of brought me back.
Andy Cortez
Things were broken.
Neely
I'm not sure if that's the order of operation.
Greg Miller
Another major complaint was that Tim had the shield, which gave him a lot of protection. I think Tim got the shield out of the chest.
Neely
I did.
Andy Cortez
Yeah, things were broken. But also, like, you guys gotta understand, Roger couldn't have made the Mac and cheese at the studio. We don't have that here. Like, and it was just fine. So quit complaining. You know, it was good, Raj.
Tim Gettys
Ever since I had to poop in that bush, I've really understood. Two one in the hands worth two in the bush. I'm gonna take the points. Give me the points.
Greg Miller
30 points.
Tim Gettys
Yeah, give me the point. All right.
Greg Miller
That's gonna bring Greg's score up to 50.
Andy Cortez
What was the poop?
Greg Miller
I'm sorry, not 50. Sorry. 40. Bring his points up to 40.
Tim Gettys
You know, it is where you see the bathroom. Like, I can make it. You can't make it. Oh, it's too late. You should have pooped in that. Why didn't I poop outside in that?
Neely
When was this?
Tim Gettys
Ah, years ago.
Andy Cortez
Oh, years ago.
Greg Miller
Remember, this is game Showdown years ago. 2023 kind of funny is nerdy game show that you can watch live right here on twitch and on YouTube. If you love what we do, support us with the Kind of Funny membership on Patreon or YouTube or Apple Podcasts or Spotify to get all of our shows ad free, watch us record them live and get a daily exclusive show. Thank you to our Patreon producers, Anatoly Ost Delaney Twining, Carl Jacobs and Omega Buster. Today are brought to you by Imperial Factor and Shady Rays. But we'll tell you about that later. For now, let's play Rogue Robin.
Andy Cortez
He just looked at me like the drunkest uncle that was like just going to give me some life news or like some really, really de. He just looked at me.
Tim Gettys
It's just so good looking again, Case.
Greg Miller
Yeah, you know, I mean it does look great, Roger.
Tim Gettys
It looked like it was like superimposed in the shot when I slid into blessing shot. The rules will never know what it's like to hold this beauty sleep with it. You go like that and you go.
Greg Miller
Bear to screwed you there.
Tim Gettys
I don't care. I won't blink first. You got to go back to the shot sometime.
Greg Miller
I'm not continuing until you switch the shot.
Andy Cortez
Do you all hear the environmental.
Neely
Oh, lightly.
Greg Miller
You hear that? Because of course. Oh, Jesus. This is Rogue Robin, which is different from Round Robin. The rules are simple. You three are adventurers entering a roguelike trivia dungeon. Each round I'll give you a question. You have your buzzers that you'll use to buzz in and answer said question. You can buzz in once per round if you get. If you give the correct answer, that is 10 points. However, in this roguelike trivia game, any mistake means your points are wiped out and you start back from zero. So don't buzz in unless you're sure of the answer. Contestants, are you ready?
Neely
Yeah.
Greg Miller
Round number one. Many games have depicted New York City, but few have portrayed New York's towering structures with as much authenticity as the Spider man franchise. The tallest building in 2018's Marvel's Spider man is Freedom Tower. The second is the Empire State Building. What is the third? Greg Miller.
Tim Gettys
Avengers Tower.
Greg Miller
Avengers Tower is the correct answer for what is the third tallest building in Marvel's Spider Man. That's dangerous.
Tim Gettys
I don't want to make you. I don't mean to offend you or anger you.
Greg Miller
Yeah, but.
Tim Gettys
So right now he's got 10 points. That's great.
Greg Miller
Yeah.
Tim Gettys
Are all 50 points now in this fight or is it just that 10?
Greg Miller
The 50 points? If you fuck up, you lose your 50 points.
Tim Gettys
I list all 50.
Greg Miller
You lose all 50 points.
Tim Gettys
I fucking hate this shit.
Neely
Love it. I love it. We're in a good place.
Greg Miller
Andy, for reference, like I mentioned, Avengers tower is the third largest building there. 425 meters tall is what it stands at. Empire State Building, 442 meters tall. The Freedom Tower, 449 meters tall. Never forget in the game, the only way to measure that is there's a side quest I believe in Marvel's Spider man, where you have to like jump from like high spots in the sky and they'll like measure how many meters you're falling from. So that's how players figured that out, which is pretty cool to me.
Tim Gettys
Good job players.
Greg Miller
Round number two between Civ 7, Mafia the Old country and Borderlands 42025 is a big year for publisher 2K. However, 2K is often known for their sports games which have held the company down for a while as they've worked on upcoming titles. Before Civ 7, what was the last non sports or racing game published by 2K?
Andy Cortez
Non Sports or racing what was the.
Greg Miller
Last non sports or racing game published by 2K?
Andy Cortez
So non racing as well.
Greg Miller
Non racing before Civ 7, what was the last non sports or racing game published by 2K?
Neely
Tim Geddes Tiny Tina's Wonderlands Tiny Tina's.
Greg Miller
Wonderlands is incorrect of course. Tim with nothing to lose with zero points Andy or Greg, if neither of you have any answers, I will reveal that the answer to the question Marvel's midnight sun in December 2022. That's how long it's been. Round number three on September 27th in 2011, Lionsgate announced that they acquired the rights to develop a film based on a video game's release trailer, citing its portrayal of a family desperately fighting Tim Dead Island Dead island is the correct answer. Of course the question was going to be what were they adapting? What video game were they adapting? Known for its zombie infested world. That is 10 points to Tim Gettys. Round number four is another power up round.
Tim Gettys
Whoever succeeds in this round to make.
Greg Miller
These graphics Roger McCorney Wow. Yeah, of course. Shout out Raj Shout out Roger Whoever succeeds in this round social clips coming will not only receive 10 points but also their choice of power of Wait, what'd you say about solo clip? This is a messy mashup. I'm going to read to you a clue which would be the description of a game. The answer will be the name of two games mashed up together. For example, I don't like it because.
Tim Gettys
I'm so good at this one, but I'm so scared to hit the button and I knew Dead island but I was off the button.
Greg Miller
I'm scared.
Tim Gettys
I was scared. Everybody remember when I got to it.
Greg Miller
For example, in this game sneak through top down corridors while defending the earth, melee and invasion. The answer would be Metal Gears of War Contestants, are you ready?
Andy Cortez
Yes.
Greg Miller
Embark on a recently released narrative adventure by the devs that brought you Max and Chloe. Film your summer of 1995 and create memories of a lifetime with your new friends before something mysterious takes place in this sequel, step into colorful First Tim.
Neely
Bloom and Rage two.
Greg Miller
Bloom and Rage two. I'm gonna give it to you. I'm gonna give it to you. The correct answer is lost records. Bloom and Rage 2. That is 10 more points.
Tim Gettys
You didn't know that part.
Andy Cortez
You didn't know lost.
Neely
I knew it. No one calls it that.
Greg Miller
Tim, you get 10 points there and you also get your choice of a power up. You can go but four times the points for the next round. You can go for 30 points right now or you can open the secret.
Neely
God to open the box.
Greg Miller
Roger, you can hand to Tim as he opens it up.
Tim Gettys
It's a mini briefcase. I'm gonna be so upset.
Greg Miller
Then go ahead and look inside that box. He's opening up. So that is a patch. That patch allows you to steal an answer. That's a steal and answer patch. Between a contestant giving an answer and me revealing. If it's correct, you can steal that person's answer.
Tim Gettys
That's good.
Greg Miller
So if Andy. If Andy buzzes in and answers a thing before I give you the this is correct or this is wrong. If you say steal, that's good, you steal that.
Neely
I'm gonna not ask the question I was about to ask because I might be getting shifty.
Tim Gettys
What a surprise.
Greg Miller
You can only use this once. After you use it, then the patch is gone from you. You have to give it back to me. The question. If the question. This will only work if the question is open for you to answer. So for example, if I'm doing like a tailored question for a specific person, if I'm just asking Greg, for example, you can't steal. But as long as the question is open for you as well, then you can steal an answer that somebody's given to go. Asterisk, round number five. What is this game? I'm going to describe to you a game and I want you to buzz in and tell me the name for this round. I'm going to read to you the Steam description contestants, are you ready?
Tim Gettys
Yeah.
Greg Miller
Explore the ancient mysterious world of this game as you soar above ruins and glide across sands to discover its secrets. Play alone or in the company of a fellow traveler and explore its vast world together.
Tim Gettys
I want to hit the button so bad.
Greg Miller
Featuring stunning visuals and a Grammy nominated musical score. So it is Tim Geddes.
Neely
Journey.
Greg Miller
Journey is the correct answer.
Andy Cortez
Man, I still thought we were a messy match.
Tim Gettys
I got too much to lose. I got too much in his head.
Neely
Now.
Greg Miller
Round number six.
Tim Gettys
This is what it's like. I'm sorry.
Neely
Yeah, it is.
Tim Gettys
It is.
Greg Miller
You know thank you so much, Roger. Known for her work in roles such as Aloy in Horizon Zero dawn and Rachel in Mythic Quest, Ashley Burch bursts onto the video game scene with a pivotal role as the character Andy.
Andy Cortez
Tiny Tina.
Greg Miller
Andy says Tiny Tina. Tiny Tina is the correct answer.
Tim Gettys
Good job, andy.
Greg Miller
That is 10 points for Andy.
Andy Cortez
I was close to saying that and I was gonna go, hey, Ash, what you playing?
Neely
Yeah, I almost buzzed it early and just said Ashley Burch.
Greg Miller
Round number seven.
Tim Gettys
It's hard.
Greg Miller
You've hit a challenge room. The challenge room features a series of questions all within the same category. I'll have the person who got the previous answer correct choose which challenge room you want to enter. Andy, that's going to be you. Your choices are two categories. City to city or Jack of all trades.
Andy Cortez
Jack of all trades.
Greg Miller
We're going with Jack of all trades. I'm going to give you one sentence. Clues for video game characters named Jack. Your task is to buzz in for each clue and tell me what game this character is from. Each correct answer is worth 10 points. Contestants, are you ready?
Andy Cortez
Yes.
Greg Miller
Your points are still on the line here. If you get it wrong, you lose all your points.
Neely
Oh my God.
Greg Miller
First up, this Jack took over a corporation and declared himself dictator.
Tim Gettys
Greg Handsome Jack.
Greg Miller
Handsome Jack is the correct answer.
Tim Gettys
I'm so scared.
Greg Miller
It's 10 points for Greg. Next. This Jack is accompanied by a sidekick who was transformed.
Tim Gettys
Greg Jak from Jak and Daxter.
Greg Miller
Jak and Daxter is correct.
Tim Gettys
Am I supposed to say game names or who the Jakobs are?
Greg Miller
Give me the game name. I apologize.
Tim Gettys
Okay.
Greg Miller
Next up, number three. This Jack is a part of a series of robots which often compete in a combat tournament. Looks like nobody has an answer. The correct answer there would have been Jack from Tekken. Jack from Tekken. Next up, this Jack is the son of a well known video game cowboy named John. Andy Red Dead.
Andy Cortez
Like Marston. John Marston Red Dead.
Greg Miller
I'll give that to you. Red Dead Redemption is the correct answer. That is Jack Marston. That were referring to their son John.
Andy Cortez
Marston brother James Marston.
Greg Miller
Next up, this Jack was a passenger on an airplane that crashed near a lighthouse. Andy, BioShock. BioShock is the correct answer.
Tim Gettys
That was so close for Andy hitting it and saying Lost Thomas or whatever that was. No, no, no, no.
Greg Miller
Next up, this Jack was a child soldier. Greg Miller.
Tim Gettys
Really? Yeah, that's right. Raiden from metal gear solid 2 and then metal Gear Revenge.
Greg Miller
I'll give you Mill your solid to you. The answer. Yeah. Raiden Whose real name is Jack from metal gear solid 2. Next up, this Jack is a squad mate on a space adventure and is also known as Subject 0. Andy.
Andy Cortez
Mass Effect.
Greg Miller
That is correct. That is Jack from Mass Effect.
Andy Cortez
Yeah, dog.
Greg Miller
One more. This Jack is an American soldier turned vigilante and fights alongside heroes, including a big gorilla and a hamster in a ball. Andy Overwatch. Overwatch is correct.
Neely
Soldier 76.
Greg Miller
That is soldier 76.
Tim Gettys
I hung up on the name. That's why I was going to wait. Oh, it's a game.
Greg Miller
His real name is Jack Morrison, aka Soldier 70.
Neely
Jack Morrison.
Tim Gettys
Dutch.
Andy Cortez
Dutch.
Greg Miller
That is the end of the challenge room. And that brings us to round number eight.
Andy Cortez
Damn. No reference to Jack from Final Fantasy. Stranger of Paradise.
Neely
Oh, what are we going to do? Son of a bitch.
Greg Miller
I didn't think about that one. Round eight, the Orange Box, released in 2007, is a video game compilation containing five games developed and published by Valve. What were the five games included in this compilation?
Neely
God damn it.
Greg Miller
Again, the Orange Box, released in 2007, is a video game compilation containing five games developed and published by Valve. What were the five games included in this compilation?
Andy Cortez
That's just not confident.
Greg Miller
This is disappointing, guys. I know this is disappointing, guys. Nobody's confident.
Andy Cortez
I have too many points to do this.
Greg Miller
That's fair enough.
Andy Cortez
And how am I gonna come in second place if I don't lose them right now?
Greg Miller
If nobody wants to give an answer, I'll give you guys the answer. The correct answer would have been Half Life two, Half Life two Episode one.
Andy Cortez
See, that's what I would have thought.
Greg Miller
Episode two, Portal and Team Fortress two.
Neely
Those episodes would have got me.
Greg Miller
Yeah, I would have gotten round number nine. What is the exact English title of the most recent pirate focused game in the series of video games formerly known in the west as Yakuza? Andy.
Andy Cortez
Like a dragon pirate Yakuza in Hawaii.
Greg Miller
Like a dragon pirate Yakuza in Hawaii is correct.
Andy Cortez
That's the most nervous I've ever been in my life.
Greg Miller
10 points for Andy Cortez.
Tim Gettys
This is. It's just like such a chilling effect because it's like, I know it, but do I know it that well enough? Do I know it that well enough?
Greg Miller
Do you want to risk it all?
Tim Gettys
I don't.
Greg Miller
Round 10. You guys have hit a mini boss. Now you're familiar with the rules. From here on, correct answers are worth 20 points. And I'm not asking. I'm not asking questions to the group. These are tailored questions for each contestant.
Neely
So I can't steal These correct.
Greg Miller
You can't steal it unless it's open to you. So as you remember some tailored questions, there's a part where if somebody doesn't get it right, they can then get passed on. They can steal an answer.
Tim Gettys
This is another broken part. This sucks. This part sucks.
Greg Miller
Just a heads up for this round, of course, you got 15 seconds to answer. Rogue Robin rules still apply, but now you have to answer. Since this is a mini boss only a mini boss.
Tim Gettys
I hate this one.
Greg Miller
It only has one face. The name of this phase is Whose voice line is It Anyway? I'm gonna quote to you a voice line of a character. Your job is to tell me which character said this voice line. For this round, I'm only pulling characters from GTA 5. That is Grand Theft Auto 5. You can steal. If a player gets this wrong, I'm starting with Andy. Andy, the quote.
Andy Cortez
Okay, so I have to get this right?
Greg Miller
You have to get this.
Neely
Oh, man.
Greg Miller
Dude, the quote is, you forget a thousand things every day, pal. Make sure this is one of them.
Andy Cortez
That is.
Greg Miller
Michael, and he says Michael. Michael is the correct answer.
Neely
One name, Andy.
Tim Gettys
Do.
Greg Miller
That is 20 points right there for Andy. Tying him up in first place with Greg. Greg.
Tim Gettys
I hate this game.
Greg Miller
You're up next.
Tim Gettys
Yeah.
Greg Miller
The quote is, what kind of fucking animal do you take me for? No, I didn't kill him, but I did kidnap his wife.
Tim Gettys
Trevor.
Greg Miller
Greg says Trevor. Trevor is the correct answer. That is 20 points for Greg.
Tim Gettys
Tim, like, I. I don't work out enough for this. I had the tunic and I've just been up there ever since.
Greg Miller
My heartbeat's been up here ever since. Tim, your quote is. Hipsters love saying they hate hipsters.
Neely
Franklin's all I got.
Greg Miller
Tim says Franklin. Franklin is incorrect. Tim, no. You're losing all your points now. Tim loses his points, but it doesn't stop there because Andy and Greg, you guys have the option now to steal the answer from Tim. And I do have multiple choice options here. All right, remember, if you get this wrong, you lose your points.
Tim Gettys
Is this a buzz in if we want it?
Greg Miller
This is a buzz in. Yes. So the quote is, hipsters love saying they hate hipsters. Is it A, Trevor, Is it B, Michael, or is it C, Franklin, Is it A, Trevor, is it B, Michael, or is it C?
Andy Cortez
I mean, it sucks is when you read that, I was like, it's not Franklin. And it just sucks that we know that that's the only other option. Yeah, yeah, it was gonna.
Greg Miller
You have the option not to answer. We can move on. I can just tell you the right.
Tim Gettys
I'm not going to get into it.
Andy Cortez
I. I cannot.
Neely
I would have guessed box he wants.
Greg Miller
To steal it for.
Neely
I wanted to steal it so bad.
Greg Miller
Well, technically I wouldn't have let you steal it cuz it's not open to you. Cuz you already answered in your face.
Tim Gettys
You little Che Che. Go eat pumpkin eater.
Andy Cortez
I'm just going to like not. This isn't an official guess, but is it. Was it Michael?
Tim Gettys
I would have said Michael.
Greg Miller
Michael would have been the correct answer if you said Michael.
Neely
I got in my head, I was like, he clearly has to be doing all three. And I had to stretch in there to get Franklin me on this blast.
Tim Gettys
Yeah.
Andy Cortez
When you said Michael was the only one I knew, I was like, I.
Neely
Don'T know Franklin Trevor.
Greg Miller
People say I don't fucked him enough. I had to put it in there. Barrett, give me the score recap.
Barrett Courtney
Right now the score is in last place. Just losing the small amount of points he had. It is Tim Geddes for Team Orange with zero points. In second place. Forever in second place. But can he get first because he's roguelike. Poppy. It is Andy Cortez for team purple with 80 points and right now in the lead. But he could still lose it all. It is one Greg Miller for Team Blue with 100 points. But it's still anybody's game.
Greg Miller
Before we move on, I want to tell you about patreon.com kind of funny and YouTube.com kind of funny games where you can go and get the kind of funny membership which allows you to get shows ad free. Greg, what is going on here?
Tim Gettys
Don't worry about me. I'm just picking one out for when we come back from break.
Greg Miller
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Neely
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Greg Miller
And we're back. And we're out of the Mini Boss round and back into regular Rogue Robin. And Greg has something to say.
Tim Gettys
Tim, it's a haiku. Those stars belong to Team Blue. Also, you eat poo.
Andy Cortez
Nice, right?
Neely
A lot of poo driven.
Tim Gettys
Maybe you should think about your breath.
Neely
Maybe Pooh breath. Tim.
Andy Cortez
What they call me Been eating ass all day.
Greg Miller
Round.
Tim Gettys
Thanks sponsors.
Greg Miller
Number 11. It's another power up round. Whoever succeeds in this round will not only get 10 points, but their choice of a power up. This is a list countdown. I'm going to list entries in a top 10 list from 10 to 1. It is your job to buzz in and guess What? The top 10 top we used to wipe on this is. What was it?
Tim Gettys
We used to wipe on this all the time.
Greg Miller
Yeah.
Tim Gettys
Nobody buzz into like two.
Greg Miller
You can buzz in once per entry. However, if you guess wrong, you'll lose all your points. Contestants, are you ready?
Neely
Yeah.
Greg Miller
Number 10. Coming in at number 10, Conker from Conker's Bad Fur Day.
Andy Cortez
Lead you to Larry.
Tim Gettys
I can see him.
Andy Cortez
I seen the squirrel the whole time.
Greg Miller
Tim.
Neely
Most controversial games Incorrect.
Greg Miller
Coming in at number nine, Amaratsu from Okami.
Tim Gettys
I got answers, but I ain't the same.
Greg Miller
Tim.
Neely
Best animal lead in a video game.
Greg Miller
I will give that to you. The answer is top 10 animal heroes in video games. That is from Watch Mojo.
Andy Cortez
Yeah.
Greg Miller
Tim, you have earned yourself.
Tim Gettys
Are you familiar with Watch Mojo?
Greg Miller
Oh yeah. I love Watch Mojo.
Tim Gettys
Really?
Greg Miller
Yeah.
Tim Gettys
I see the clip go around, you know, of when exactly. And Ned freaked out about it. But I have. I. I was like, is it a UK thing? I don't know.
Greg Miller
Yeah. No, I think it's like a strictly like probably my age demographic.
Barrett Courtney
Watch Mojo was big for us in high school.
Greg Miller
People from the ages of 28 to 31 fucking love watchmojo kind of. Kind of thing.
Tim Gettys
Kind of like Ghost Rider.
Neely
That was only worth 10 points.
Greg Miller
That was only worth 10 points. Yeah. Because we're out of the Mini Boss round. But Tim, you could have a choice here if you want. You can get 30 more points right now.
Neely
That's pretty nice.
Greg Miller
You could get four times the points for the Next round. Or you can open the season.
Neely
Let's go back in the box.
Greg Miller
Right, Roger, do me a favor and deliver this box.
Neely
It's just so tempting. Thank you. Thank you.
Greg Miller
And just a piece of lights in his face. Oh, what's that? Tim, can you describe what's in the box?
Neely
It's the old buzzers.
Greg Miller
So that right there is what I like to call the anti buzzer. What the anti buzzer does, it allows you one time to buzz in for another player and force them to answer.
Tim Gettys
Oh, that's good.
Neely
Now that's power.
Andy Cortez
That's fucking brutal.
Neely
That is power.
Greg Miller
So have fun with that.
Neely
I will. Thank you. Would you like this back, Tim?
Greg Miller
Currently sitting on two items. He has the stealing answer and the anti buzzer making him. Even though he has the lowest points, he is in a very powerful position right now.
Tim Gettys
Tim, I'd like to point out everything I've ever done for you. It's just me celebrating you. Whatever.
Neely
That's what this all was about.
Greg Miller
Round number 12. Epic Games is often known for having crossover content in their titles. However, before being acquired by Epic, Rocket League was ahead of the curve at its launch on various platforms. Rocket League had crossovers that were specific to each platform it launched on, including Mario and Luigi cars for Nintendo Switch and hog sticker from Halo on Xbox. What was the PlayStation? Hog sticker. Okay, I'm glad you don't know what that is either. I saw that on the wiki. I was like, all right, cool. I guess hog sticker is the thing. I think it's a car.
Neely
Well, the wart hog is the car, so I don't know.
Greg Miller
Oh, maybe they just. I don't know. Maybe they just called it the hog sticker. All right, maybe it's a. I appreciate.
Tim Gettys
The amount of research, plus a lot.
Greg Miller
Of research that goes overall thing. I'm not going to sit at my desk for 20 minutes figuring out what the hog sticker is. What was the PlayStation collaboration vehicle in Rocket League during its original launch on PlayStation? What was the PlayStation collaboration vehicle in Rocket League during its Original launch on PlayStation? Googling. Hog sticker sounds like pot sticker.
Andy Cortez
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Greg Miller
Hog sticker.
Andy Cortez
And then I kind of spaced out halfway through, so I thought he said hog sticker on Overwatch and I was.
Greg Miller
Like, oh, warthog or roadhog, the character based on Halo. So the hawk. This. This is me on the Rocket League wiki. Hawk sticker is a battle car released in February 17, 2016, based on the warthog from Halo. It Is exclusive to Xbox One players in Rocket League. If nobody has an answer for this one, I'll give you the answer. The answer is Sweet Tooth from Twisted Metal 2011.
Tim Gettys
I could envision. I could envision Sly Cooper. I wasn't gonna say anything, but that's what I was. I was seeing.
Greg Miller
I was Picturing round number 13. The 2001 Volition developed FPS game Red Faction released on PC and PS2, with a story taking place on Mars during a worker rebellion. The game devs touted Red Faction's premiere feature being its GeoMod technology, which was short for. What? What was GeoMod short for? I can see they kind of want to buzz in, but they don't want to buzz in at the same time. I love this game. A lot of fun making this, guys. Thanks for allowing me to do this.
Tim Gettys
This is great Quant you just great content. We just sit here in silence.
Greg Miller
Yeah, it looks like they don't.
Andy Cortez
I mean, I'm like.
Greg Miller
I'll give you.
Andy Cortez
How much is worth?
Greg Miller
10 points.
Tim Gettys
10 points.
Andy Cortez
Nah, hold on.
Greg Miller
Tim's thinking about it.
Neely
I could force Greg to answer now.
Tim Gettys
Right, sure. And you. But you know that I do love this game.
Neely
Yeah, I know.
Tim Gettys
Okay.
Neely
Just wondering. I'm not going to, but fair enough.
Tim Gettys
You can make Andy do too, if you want.
Neely
I know. I could. I could.
Tim Gettys
I mean, Tim, we could barter something here. You could fuck over Andy and then I'll cash in the star on him.
Neely
You know what I mean?
Greg Miller
The answer. Geometry modification is Geometry modification.
Neely
I was.
Greg Miller
Now, did you guys know that? And you're trying to bait Tim or did you really?
Tim Gettys
I would have said geography.
Neely
I. I was.
Andy Cortez
I was in between. Geometry or geography.
Greg Miller
Yeah, Geometry modification.
Neely
Oh, geometry.
Greg Miller
Geometry.
Neely
Yeah. Okay.
Greg Miller
I would have that up. Yeah, I was geography.
Tim Gettys
Of course.
Greg Miller
Geomod lets you. Yeah. Tear up the environment, destructible environments and, you know, use a rocket launcher to create caves in the walls.
Tim Gettys
And that's why they said Donkey Kong or a Bit.
Andy Cortez
That's why they said Red Faction Gorilla.
Neely
Makes sense.
Greg Miller
Round 14 in 2004's GTA San Andreas, a popular scene features a character, Big Smoke, ordering from a drive thru, asking for two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two 45s, one cheese and a large soda. What is the name of this fictional fast food establishment? Big Smoke orders from. I love when I got easy questions for y'all.
Tim Gettys
I know.
Neely
Fucking scary, man. It's really scary.
Greg Miller
If nobody's gonna answer, I'll give you the answer. The correct answer there would be Cluckin Bell.
Neely
I just didn't want to risk it. 10 points.
Tim Gettys
I guess I couldn't remember what I was gonna. I would have said Cluckerbell, but what's the burger one? There is a burger.
Greg Miller
Burger shot.
Tim Gettys
Burger shot.
Andy Cortez
That's what I would have said.
Greg Miller
Number 15. Like many modern consoles, the PlayStation Vita allowed functionality to take screenshots of your screen. What two buttons, when pressed together, allow you to take a screenshot on the Vita.
Tim Gettys
Good one.
Greg Miller
It looks like nobody wants to answer. Once again, I don't risk their points.
Andy Cortez
I'm not sure enough at all. I don't know anything.
Greg Miller
The correct answer.
Tim Gettys
I have the muscle memory.
Greg Miller
Do you want to say it without buzzing in PlayStation and start.
Tim Gettys
Right. Isn't it because it's the little oval PlayStation button down here and then my start button.
Greg Miller
That is correct. It would have been. Yeah, the PlayStation button and the start button. Nobody gets points for that.
Andy Cortez
I would have said the triggers the same thing.
Greg Miller
Well, let's see if we can make things.
Tim Gettys
Triggers, the sticks.
Greg Miller
Let's see if we can make things more lively, because round number six 16. You've hit a challenge.
Tim Gettys
We got 63 more to go.
Greg Miller
The challenge room features a series of questions all within the same category. Because nobody got the previous question correct, I'm gonna put it to a vote on which category you guys want to do. The categories are Go, ninja go, or know your gaming meme. Greg, I'll have you vote first.
Tim Gettys
I'm gonna say memes.
Greg Miller
Rex's memes. Andy.
Andy Cortez
I'll go. Go, ninja go.
Neely
You really.
Tim Gettys
You always gotta go.
Greg Miller
Right, Tim, you're the deciding vote here.
Neely
Going memes.
Greg Miller
We're going with.
Neely
I'm not go either, but.
Andy Cortez
Yeah, no, he's trying to. He's trying to. He's starting. It's a good strat.
Greg Miller
Know your gaming meme. The rules are simple. Say the name. Well, I'm gonna say the name Appears. I'm gonna say the name of a video game meme. Your task is to buzz in and tell me which game that meme is spawned from. Each correct answer is worth 10 points. Contestants, are you ready?
Tim Gettys
Yeah.
Andy Cortez
Yes.
Greg Miller
Number one. The cake is a lie.
Neely
Thank God.
Greg Miller
Tim.
Neely
Portal.
Greg Miller
Portal is the correct answer. That is 10 points for Tim. Number two, press F to pay respects.
Tim Gettys
That is Greg, call of Duty.
Andy Cortez
Which one?
Tim Gettys
No, fuck you if he's allowed to say which one.
Greg Miller
You just said Portal, which is a full video game. Here's the thing.
Tim Gettys
Not that one. The. Okay, whatever.
Greg Miller
Well, here For. For this one, I will accept Call of Duty as an answer. Unless somebody else can tell me which Call of Duty. Okay, nobody's got it. Call of Duty. Advanced Warfare. That.
Neely
Oh, thank God. I didn't risk it.
Greg Miller
That is 10 points for Greg. Number three. All your base are belong to us.
Neely
Oh, man.
Tim Gettys
Sure it.
Neely
You know what? Oh, man. No, I can't risk it. I just can't risk it.
Greg Miller
The correct answer there, Commander.
Neely
Wing.
Greg Miller
Zero Wing.
Neely
Okay, thank God.
Greg Miller
Zero Wing.
Neely
Thank God.
Greg Miller
I'm surprised they didn't use the. Your red buzzer. Your anti buzzer there, number four.
Tim Gettys
I'd really like you to stop reminding him.
Greg Miller
Ah, shit, here we go again. That is Andy.
Andy Cortez
That would be.
Tim Gettys
Fuck this up.
Andy Cortez
Grand Theft Auto San Andreas.
Neely
I'd like to steal that from Andy.
Greg Miller
Tim is using his steal to steal that answer.
Neely
I'm sorry, it's stress. I have to do it, Andy. I have to do it.
Greg Miller
And that answer is correct. That is 10 points for Tim Geddes.
Neely
I'm sorry.
Tim Gettys
Well played. Well played.
Neely
I need points from you to then kill his points and hope for the best.
Andy Cortez
You could have used the red buzzer last time and you'd be up 30. 0, 20 0.
Neely
I'm still planning on that. You know what I mean?
Andy Cortez
That's so fucked up.
Greg Miller
I know.
Neely
It is. It is.
Andy Cortez
It really is so fucked up.
Greg Miller
Next up.
Tim Gettys
Oof.
Neely
Oh, fuck. Tim Roblox.
Greg Miller
That is correct. That's 10 points for Tim.
Neely
It's a documentary you had me watch.
Andy Cortez
I would not have said that I was gonna go with the Everybody like eviscerating Dragon Age Veil Guard because it had ouphe as one of the.
Tim Gettys
Oh, yeah.
Andy Cortez
As one of the dialogue select.
Tim Gettys
Tip of the Hat.
Andy Cortez
Tip of the hat.
Tim Gettys
I gave you. I gave him one to Ship of the Hats.
Greg Miller
He said one of your tip of the hats.
Neely
Thank you.
Tim Gettys
I don't have any to give. I'm just doing it for you. I like being your sidekick.
Greg Miller
You know what? I'm gonna give you Give Andy a tip of the hat. Thank you. Next up, I used to be an adventurer like you, but Tim.
Neely
Skyrim. Elder Scrolls 5. Skyrim.
Greg Miller
No, you're fine. I'm giving you 10 points for that. Next up, Leroy Jenkins. Andy.
Andy Cortez
World of Warcraft.
Greg Miller
That is correct. That's 10 points for Andy. Next up.
Tim Gettys
I gotta get off the bench. Like it's. I'm letting so many go because I don't want to. But then Andy's catch now.
Greg Miller
I never asked for this again. I never asked for this.
Tim Gettys
How. How much of it. Do you need.
Greg Miller
A good question? If you can the same Call of Duty situation.
Tim Gettys
Deus ex.
Greg Miller
If somebody else can tell me which day but. Or if you can tell me which but.
Tim Gettys
Are you gonna fuck me if I say the wrong one?
Greg Miller
Yes.
Tim Gettys
Okay.
Greg Miller
Nobody else wants to give. I'm gonna give it to you, Greg. For dsx.
Tim Gettys
I would have done mankind divide and you.
Greg Miller
I would have fucked you. Because it's human revolution.
Tim Gettys
Thank you. Thank you. You're a benevolent God. Tip of the hat to you, Andy. I'm giving you.
Greg Miller
Last one. Do a barrel roll. That is Tim Star Fox. Star Fox is correct. It's 10 points for Tim. And that brings us out of the challenge room and back into regular trivia with round number seven.
Tim Gettys
Fucking ending. Jesus.
Greg Miller
Can there be a final round in Tom Clancy? In Tom Clancy's the Division 2 various missions take you through landmarks of Washington D.C. early on, while based out of the Theater Settlement, you're able to take on main story missions in one of various museum locations in dc. Tell me the name of one of these iconic DC museums. I just need one nobody wants.
Tim Gettys
Please don't do it, Tim.
Neely
You fucker. You know you're smarter than you look when it comes to weird shit like this. You probably went on some high school trip to Washington D.C. went to some museum. You remember that?
Andy Cortez
He knows the second verse of that weird song.
Neely
You know museums.
Greg Miller
If nobody's gonna give the answer.
Tim Gettys
I mean, I know multiple Air and.
Greg Miller
Space Museum dope ass.
Tim Gettys
One, the shuttle's there. You couldn't just hit the button and get baited?
Neely
Jetfire came from the Air and Space.
Greg Miller
Museum is fucking fire. Yeah. You also have the American History Museum, the Viewpoint Museum and the Grand Washington Hotel Round number, right? It's listed as a museum. I guess maybe that's not a museum. You're right. I guess that's literally a hotel. Whatever.
Tim Gettys
Stop playing magic while you build these posters. Wikipedia. Put my mana down.
Greg Miller
Number 18. Alucard is a character from the Castlevania series. First introduced in Castlevania 3, Dracula's curse and best known from Castlevania Symphony of the Night. He is the son of Dracula and is also a dam. Fear. Which means what? What is a damn fear? Tim, just hit the anti buzzer. Tim, who are you buzzing in for?
Neely
I have to do it to Greg.
Tim Gettys
A damn fear is a day walker.
Greg Miller
What's a day walker?
Tim Gettys
A vampire can go out in the sunlight. Barrett, come on.
Greg Miller
I mean I. I'm. I don't think I can take that. I don't it might technically be true, but I don't know if that. If that's direct, as direct to the meaning half human, half vampire would be the answer. Roger. Barrett, I saying. No, I. I'm.
Barrett Courtney
I looked up both just to see. In fiction, a daywalker refers to a vampire or half vampire who is not harmless.
Tim Gettys
I understand that I'm arguing for myself, of course, but, like, remember, like, the whole point of Blade, the daywalker is that he's half vampire, half thing. Yeah.
Greg Miller
Bear, you said that it reversed.
Barrett Courtney
Either daywalker could be a vampire or half vampire. It's daywalker, specifically a vampire that can be in the daylight. A damp fear is a mythical creature that is the offspring of a vampire and a human.
Greg Miller
That's a weird one.
Andy Cortez
Not all half vampires, half humans can walk in the day.
Greg Miller
Is that true?
Tim Gettys
No. He's making it.
Barrett Courtney
Well, no, I would say not all day walkers are half vampire, half human.
Tim Gettys
This fucking game.
Andy Cortez
You could have just said half and half. He could just said half and half.
Neely
I mean, the way Barrett said it.
Greg Miller
Yeah. It seems like our judges, between me, Barrett and Roger, I think we're all on a no.
Tim Gettys
Okay.
Greg Miller
And so, sadly.
Tim Gettys
Did anyone expect this to go any other way? Did anyone expect this to go any other way?
Greg Miller
That's a lot of points being gone.
Andy Cortez
That's a lot of points. Oh, man, that treasure box was pretty clutch.
Neely
Yeah, it was. I'll take it. I'll say that. Do I agree with it? I'm not sure.
Tim Gettys
Thank you, Tim.
Neely
You know what I mean? But I will take it.
Greg Miller
I feel like that's going to be a controversial one. Anyway, next round. There's still a lot of game left. Greg can still come.
Tim Gettys
I have 62 rounds left to go.
Greg Miller
Round 19. Developed by United Front Games, Triad wars was set to be a multiplayer game set in a Hong Kong where you could create a character, drive, shoot and get into combat in an open world. Before cancellation, Triad wars was set to be a multiplayer spin off of which. Sleeping Dogs. Sleeping Dogs is the correct answer. That is 10 points to Greg getting him back in the game.
Tim Gettys
I'm just nipping at the heels.
Andy Cortez
Yeah, nip it at the heels.
Tim Gettys
Perfect.
Greg Miller
Round 20, like, do you ever, like.
Tim Gettys
Stop and think about what you're saying? Round 20. The sats are fucking video game questions.
Greg Miller
This would go quicker if y'all didn't vamp so much. You know what I mean? You're reading your fucking notes. At the beginning of the show, Tim gave 40 minutes.
Tim Gettys
Coward, fraud, and the reason for 9, 11. You know what you did, Tim?
Neely
Wow.
Greg Miller
Wow.
Tim Gettys
Chicago will never forget.
Andy Cortez
I think he was like 10.
Greg Miller
Round 20.
Neely
Mr. Fleming's class.
Andy Cortez
Ms. Parao. For me.
Greg Miller
For me it was Mr. Lash. Yeah. Ms.
Tim Gettys
Him sleep in my dorm.
Greg Miller
Oh, no. Velocity is the subtitle of a Game Boy advanced entry of which Midway published racing game franchise known for its fast paced gameplay and tracks based on real world locations. I'll say it one more time. Velocity is the subtitle of a Game Boy advanced entry of which Midway published racing game franchise known for its fast paced gameplay and tracks based on real world locations. It looks like nobody's got it. The correct Greg Miller.
Tim Gettys
I mean, what do I have to lose, right? Cruisin, USA Velocity.
Greg Miller
I'm gonna give it to you. Cruisin is the correct answer. That is 10 more points for Greg Miller.
Andy Cortez
Comeback season.
Tim Gettys
This is it. Smell it.
Greg Miller
Which brings us to the final boss round. You guys are familiar with the rules. From here on, correct answers are worth 20 points.
Tim Gettys
We get in trouble for vamping, but they got a hole for the sound effect.
Greg Miller
This is the first time I'm running this fucking show.
Barrett Courtney
Mil.
Greg Miller
You want me to take that Stars.
Barrett Courtney
In the bank away from you?
Tim Gettys
Fucking just said it was Daywalker. You could have had my back for once.
Greg Miller
Yeah, I'm not asking questions to the group. These are tailored questions for each contestant. You guys are gonna have 15 seconds to answer. Rogue Robin's rules still apply, but now you have to answer. Since this is the final boss round, there are two phases. We're gonna start with phase one. Phase one is called Rated T for trivia.
Tim Gettys
That's cute.
Greg Miller
I'm gonna read to you the ESRB description of content from a 2025 video game. These are games that have already released for 2025. Your job is to guess what the game is. If you get it wrong, other players are allowed to buzz in and steal. However, I won't provide the multiple choice answers here.
Andy Cortez
Yes, and these are tailored.
Greg Miller
These are. Oh, you each are going to get one.
Andy Cortez
Okay. No buzzing in.
Greg Miller
No buzzing in. Correct. Correct. Oh my God.
Neely
This is so stressful.
Greg Miller
Let's start off with Greg Miller.
Tim Gettys
Hey, how you doing? You're in the basement.
Greg Miller
This game is rated T for blood. Crude humor and violence. Players use swords, hammers, axes and bows to defeat enemies in fast paced melee style combat. One cutscene depicts a large creature using a flatulence attack. Some creatures are depicted urinating and defecating in the environment.
Tim Gettys
Monster Hunter Wild.
Neely
Damn it.
Greg Miller
Monster in the Wilds is correct. That is 20 points for Greg Miller, Andy and what what year are these from?
Tim Gettys
This year?
Greg Miller
2025.
Andy Cortez
Okay.
Greg Miller
These are games that have released in 2025 and you're up next. This game is rated M for blood and gore. Intense violence, nudity, strong language, strong sexual content, and use of alcohol. This is an action role playing game in which players assume the role of a man on a quest for revenge against invaders in 15th century Bohemia. The game depicts some nude female characters with exposed buttocks and breasts.
Andy Cortez
Come deliverance too.
Greg Miller
That is correct. That is 20 points for Andy Cortez. Tim. This game is rated T for blood and gore. Crude humor, language and violence. Combat is highlighted by cries of pain, blood splatter effects and explosions. Boss battles are blood. Boss battles also depict violence and or blood. A hydra getting its head cut off with blood splatter effects. Characters impaled. A handful of cutscenes depict crude humor. I. E. Monkeys throwing feces at characters. The word appears in the game.
Tim Gettys
From the back of the box.
Neely
Yeah, it is.
Greg Miller
They got the whole thing on the website.
Neely
Can I hear it one more time?
Greg Miller
Yeah, I got you.
Tim Gettys
Hey, he's out of time.
Andy Cortez
Yeah, that was.
Greg Miller
Oh, you're right.
Neely
All right.
Greg Miller
You got nothing.
Neely
I mean, if I can give an answer, I'll just say First Berserker Kazan.
Greg Miller
First Berserker Kazan is incorrect and that brings her points down. Greg and Andy, you guys have the option to steal. I am not. I don't have multiple choice options for you, but I'll read it one more time so you can hear. This game is rated T for blood and gore, crude humor, language and violence. Combat is highlighted by cries of pain, blood splatter effects and explosions. Boss battles also depict violence and or blood. A hydra getting its head cut off with blood splatter effects, characters impaled. A handful of scenes depict crude humor. That is Monkeys throwing feces at characters. The word shit appears in dialogue. You don't have to buzz in if you don't want to, but if you do, you can get 20 points by getting this correct. It looks like neither player is buzzing in. The correct answer is split fiction. Oh, so much sense. Yeah. Which brings us.
Andy Cortez
No, I haven't played that in a while. Mike Never checked it back.
Greg Miller
Really?
Andy Cortez
Yeah.
Greg Miller
That's up of them. That brings us to phase two, our final phase of the game.
Tim Gettys
Up.
Greg Miller
It's called first words. I have in front of me the first words uttered at the start of a video game. Your task is to tell me what these games are based on their opening spoken dialogue. If you get it wrong, you lose your Points and other players are allowed to buzz in and steal. And I will provide multiple choice options. We'll start with last place, which is Tim Geddes, currently Tim Traditional Tim Quest.
Tim Gettys
It's a Me Mario. You know what I mean.
Greg Miller
When there is so much to tell, where should I even start? With all that we saw, what we heard, what we felt this planet of ours, Destiny, our part in it Best to start at the beginning perhaps.
Neely
Oh my God.
Greg Miller
Again, these are the opening words to a video game.
Neely
Say it one more time.
Andy Cortez
I really hope we have a zero tie at the end.
Neely
One more time.
Greg Miller
When there is so much to tell, where should I even start? With all that we saw, what we heard, what we felt this planet of ours, destiny, our part in it Best to start at the beginning perhaps. I don't think that's showing up on screen.
Andy Cortez
The message just says Tin Tin poo poo.
Neely
Oh, this was whatever. Final Fantasy 7 Remake.
Greg Miller
Final Fantasy 7 Remake is incorrect. Andy. Greg. Well, first of all, Tim, you're losing your points here. Andy and Greg have the option to steal. Your multiple choice options are A, Guardians of the Galaxy, B, Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth, or C, Final Fantasy 10. Andy's shaking his head. It looks like Greg doesn't want to say that.
Andy Cortez
I'm just gonna lose him the next.
Greg Miller
Time.
Andy Cortez
I lose him now when I can lose him next time.
Greg Miller
Yeah, exactly.
Tim Gettys
I mean, I gotta make moves. Well, I guess I don't technically have to in case Andy fucks it up. Oh, yeah, see, that's the thing.
Andy Cortez
I will.
Tim Gettys
But I saw you shut your eyes and shake your head when B came around, which makes me want to say B real bad. I got a B on the brain. I want to say B.
Neely
Can I say B? Should I say B, Andy?
Greg Miller
Yeah.
Neely
Yeah.
Tim Gettys
Oh, I have to buzz in to do it. Yeah, I'm say B.
Greg Miller
That is correct. That is 20 points for Greg Miller right there, putting him again back in the game. Next.
Tim Gettys
I just need a brick and I have to fucking do something.
Greg Miller
Well, Greg, you're up next year. Greg, the opening for your game goes like this. It's two character dialogue. Character one. Well, I reckon you didn't do it then. Character two responds. Character one. You know, I've driven a bunch of fellas down to this prison. Lord knows how many. Usually it's about now I get the I didn't do it.
Tim Gettys
But ladies and gentlemen, Lee Everett in the Walking Dead, Season one, Episode one did do it. Of course, we didn't know it was season one when we said it. It was Just Walking the Walking Dead, the video game Episode one on House of. But this is Lee Everett. This is Dave Fenoy's character too, right?
Greg Miller
That's a lot of detail. And I'm giving it all to you. That is 20 points for Greg Miller. The Walking Dead season one is the correct answer. Andy, please. All you got to do is not it up. God, I hope and you can get your first oh my God win of the season. That is you. That's not, you know, Roger or Stella or somebody else. You know what I mean?
Andy Cortez
Buzzy, don't ask a question from Doom 1994.
Tim Gettys
Hey, for. For the record, no matter what, Tim lost this one, which is great for me, but you all saw me pull a random one out. It's random every time. Hey, Tim, please tell Andy he is our favorite. X.O.X.O. carly and Tyler.
Neely
Oh, Andy, you're my favorite too.
Greg Miller
Thank you.
Neely
I feel real bad for what I did to you earlier.
Andy Cortez
It's okay.
Neely
It doesn't really matter though. You're still here.
Andy Cortez
What's 120 to 0? What's 110 to 0? Yeah.
Greg Miller
Andy, you ready?
Andy Cortez
I'm ready.
Greg Miller
In the closing years of the Sengoku era, Japan. Sorry, let me say this again. In the closing years of the Sengoku era, Japan was consumed by perpetual conflict. The fires of war raged on, spreading deep to the mountains, to the land of blank. Blank is a spoiler, so I'm not saying it.
Andy Cortez
Ghost of Tsushima.
Greg Miller
Ghost of Tsushima is incorrect.
Neely
No.
Greg Miller
Tim and Greg, you have the option to steal.
Neely
Oh my God.
Greg Miller
Really? I don't know if that's gonna make a difference here.
Tim Gettys
Give the stars to Andy. Greg sucks. Skytech. Why are they all against I'm random.
Neely
Why? Why are they against me? You.
Greg Miller
All right? This seems nobody's going to answer the this question. The answer Andy Sekiro.
Tim Gettys
That's what I thought. Yeah.
Greg Miller
Shadows Die Twice.
Neely
God.
Greg Miller
That of course brings her points to zero. Since you got the wrong answer, Barrett, what's the final score?
Barrett Courtney
The final score. Tied for last place. They just don't know how to game. In Roguelikes, it is both Andy Cortez for Team Purple and Tim Geddes in Team Orange. Both coming in with a whopping 0 points and ending it today with the most amount of points. The true gamer of Kinda Funny it is Greg Miller for team blue with 80 points.
Tim Gettys
Angry Greg voice Tim, if you can't even show up for work, you don't deserve these stars. But Chicago still loves you.
Andy Cortez
Oh, you know what? I Played Sekiro with the Japanese dubs. That's what.
Neely
Yeah, that's what it was.
Greg Miller
Barrett has up here the star tracker. Of course, coming into this episode, Team Orange was dominant with six stars. Team Purple had one star and team Blue had three. Of course, Drag's performance this episode brings team Blue up to four stars.
Tim Gettys
This is humongous. Yeah, because now when I cash in stars in the bank before the next episode. Because I have to, apparently before the.
Greg Miller
End of the season, when I do.
Tim Gettys
That, I get three stars. That puts me in the lead. I have seven stars. That's huge.
Greg Miller
You keep implying three stars.
Tim Gettys
That's what you said. That's what Carl said.
Greg Miller
I don't think I ever said three stars. Technically, if you get one star, that puts you at Tide with Tim.
Tim Gettys
Yeah, but with the three, I go to leave.
Greg Miller
I don't know if I ever said that. You have six. Greg has four right now.
Neely
If he gets one.
Greg Miller
If he gets one of your stars. Oh, yeah. Brings you down to five. That would bring Greg up to five.
Tim Gettys
Don't worry, there'll be a bunch of stupid categories.
Greg Miller
This thing is still.
Neely
Give it to me.
Greg Miller
We'll figure it out when we get there. Ladies, gentlemen and bees, thank you guys so much for hanging out with us during this episode of Game Showdown, your nerdy trivia show. We'll be back next time with the season finale. There's not an episode coming out next week. Right now, we have planned the week after next week will be the finale episode. So tune in for that. Until next time, it's been our pleasure to serve you.
Tim Gettys
Tune it.
Kinda Funny Gamescast: Trivia Roguelike - One Mistake Loses ALL Your Points
Release Date: April 18, 2025
Hosts: Tim Gettys, Greg “GameOverGreggy” Miller, Blessing Adeoye (referred to as Neely), and Andy Cortez
Episode Title: Trivia Roguelike: One Mistake Loses ALL Your Points - Game Showdown
In the penultimate episode of the season, Kinda Funny's hosts dive into an intense roguelike trivia showdown, where precision is paramount—one wrong answer can reset a contestant's points to zero. With only two episodes left, the atmosphere is charged with anticipation as Tim Gettys, Greg Miller, Andy Cortez, and Neely compete for supremacy across three teams: Team Orange, Team Purple, and Team Blue.
Greg Miller kicks off the competition with high energy:
"[00:21] Greg Miller: Today, three adventurers enter into a roguelike trivia dungeon. Only one will make it out alive. Get ready for Game Showdown."
The hosts engage in playful banter about the show's nearing conclusion, highlighting the stakes involved:
"[00:42] Greg Miller: That is right. The penultimate episode of the season. There's only two episodes left."
"[00:55] Tim Gettys: I can't take it into the next season."
The trivia game is structured in rounds, each presenting unique challenges and opportunities for point accumulation. Contestants can earn points by answering correctly and choose from various power-ups that can influence subsequent rounds. However, the roguelike element introduces the risk of losing all points with a single mistake, adding a layer of strategy and tension.
Greg Miller explains the first round's mechanics:
"[04:13] Greg Miller: Whoever succeeds in this round will not only receive 10 points, but also their choice of a power-up."
Round 1: Bullet Points
"[04:46] Tim Gettys: Tunic."
"[04:47] Greg Miller: Tunic is the correct answer."
Round 2: Publisher's History
"[12:03] Neely: Tim Geddes Tiny Tina's Wonderlands Tiny Tina's."
"[12:42] Greg Miller: Dead Island is the correct answer."
Challenge Room: Jack of All Trades
"[17:52] Tim Gettys: Greg Handsome Jack."
"[18:03] Tim Gettys: Greg Jak from Jak and Daxter."
Final Rounds: Mini Boss and Final Boss
"[24:03] Greg Miller: That's the end of the challenge room."
"[24:51] Tim Gettys: Is this a buzz in if we want it?"
Throughout the episode, the hosts maintain a lively and humorous interaction, peppered with playful insults and camaraderie. Their chemistry keeps the tension from becoming too heavy, ensuring the audience remains entertained alongside the competition.
"[05:00] Greg Miller: That is 10 points for Greg Miller."
"[07:14] Andy Cortez: Can I ask, did you fix this game?"
"[10:04] Neely: Yeah."
Greg Miller often takes on the role of the game master, guiding the contestants through each round with a mix of seriousness and jest:
"[10:05] Greg Miller: Round number one."
As the game progresses towards its climax, Greg Miller emerges as the dominant player with a total of 80 points, outpacing both Andy Cortez and Tim Gettys, who both finish with 0 points due to the unforgiving nature of the roguelike format.
"[59:13] Barrett Courtney: [...] the true gamer of Kinda Funny is Greg Miller for team blue with 80 points."
Greg celebrates his victory while Tim and Andy reflect on their performances with good-natured humor:
"[59:44] Andy Cortez: Oh, you know what? I Played Sekiro with the Japanese dubs."
"[59:57] Tim Gettys: Angry Greg voice Tim..."
The episode concludes with a tease for the finale, promising even more engaging content and competition:
"[60:43] Greg Miller: Ladies, gentlemen and bees, thank you guys so much for hanging out with us during this episode of Game Showdown, your nerdy trivia show. We'll be back next time with the season finale."
Greg Miller:
"[04:13] [...] your choice of a power-up."
Tim Gettys:
"[21:58] Greg, Skytech. Why are they all against me? I'm random."
"[25:19] [...] it's not Franklin."
Neely:
"[25:37] I wanted to steal it so bad."
"[32:18] [...] best animal lead in a video game."
This episode of Kinda Funny Gamescast showcases the competitive spirit and deep gaming knowledge of its hosts. With high-stakes trivia, strategic gameplay, and plenty of laughs, "Trivia Roguelike: One Mistake Loses ALL Your Points - Game Showdown" sets the stage for an exciting season finale. Fans can look forward to seeing how the final episode will wrap up the season's events and possibly reshuffle the team's standings.