What's Nintendo's Best Console? - Kinda Feudy

Summary

Kinda Funny Gamescast: "What's Nintendo's Best Console? - Kinda Feudy"

Podcast Episode Summary
Date: February 9, 2026
Hosts: Greg Miller, Tim Gettys, Blessing Adeoye Jr., Andy Cortez, Mike Howard (Snowbike Mike)
Description:
A raucous and fast-paced episode of Kinda Feudy—Kinda Funny's video game-themed game show—where the hosts compete by guessing the top answers from 3,000 fan survey responses. This installment's main event: determining the community's pick for Nintendo's all-time best console. In classic Kinda Funny fashion, the show is packed with wild guesses, debates, playful trash talk, and sudden tangents.

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Episode Theme and Purpose

The main theme revolves around community-driven video game trivia, with a focus on fun, banter, and passionate debate. Each round sees the hosts guessing fan responses to survey questions spanning gaming memories, fast characters, hypotheticals, and—the show's climax—which Nintendo console reigns supreme. Through friendly competition and comic frustration, the group showcases both their knowledge and their personalities, making for an entertaining and sometimes chaotic episode.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Introduction and Panel Setup ([01:34–04:44])

• Greg Miller sets the tone with upbeat, irreverent humor as host.
• Contestants introduced: Snowbike Mike (Mike Howard), Andy Cortez, and Blessing Adeoye Jr.
• Playful grievances about survey logistics ("tabulating 3000 write-ins" is tough!).
• Light-hearted banter about sports allegiances and prize teasing (California lottery scratcher).

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2. Round One: "When you think of COVID, what video game do you think of?" ([04:48–10:13])

Top Survey Answers:

1. Animal Crossing: New Horizons (Blessing, #1 pick, 50 pts)
2. The Last of Us Part II (Blessing, #2 pick, 40 pts)
3. Call of Duty: Warzone (Mike, #3 pick, 30 pts)
4. Among Us (Andy, #4 pick, 20 pts)
5. Final Fantasy VII Remake (no one picked, #5)

• Memorable banter about how much the Kinda Funny audience is “PlayStation-coded”
• Mike is surprised Fall Guys didn’t crack the top five, sparking debate about “shared realities” in the gaming community.
• Andy on Last of Us II: “And it was like, oh, this is about a disease.” ([07:11])

Notable Quotes

• Greg Miller (07:02): "For 19 years I have bred this audience and they are PlayStation coded."
• Mike Howard (06:45): "Buffoon, fucking living in an alternate reality."
• Blessing (07:16): “We all wanted to play this game and we all didn’t want to play this game at the same time.”

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3. Round Two: "Name a fast video game character." ([11:19–18:13])

Top Survey Answers:

1. Sonic the Hedgehog (Andy, #1, 50 pts)
2. Shadow the Hedgehog (Mike, #2, 40 pts)
3. Captain Falcon (Blessing, #3, 30 pts)
4. Tracer (no one picked, #4)
5. The Flash (Blessing, #5, 10 pts)

• Debate over which Sonic characters rank, and if "driving fast" characters count.
• The group laughs at Knuckles appearing in 7th, and are shocked Samus and Yoshi made the top 10.
• Discussion of how Overwatch/Tracer has enduring popularity.

Notable Quotes

• Greg Miller (15:27): "(Shadow the Hedgehog)... Our second place answer!"
• Andy Cortez (17:52): "Idiots. Fucking idiots." (Reacting to Samus and Yoshi on the list)
• Blessing (17:55): "Y'all play Metroid Prime 4. I was praying for a run button in that game."

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4. Round Three: "When will you play Haven Studios’ Fair Games?" ([26:29–30:31])

Top Survey Answers:

1. Never (Mike, #1, 50 pts)
2. 2027 (Blessing, #2, 40 pts)
3. 2028 (Mike, #3, 30 pts)
4. 2026 (Andy, #4, 20 pts)
5. 2030 (Blessing, #5, 10 pts)

• Running joke about imminent delays for Sony’s Fair Games and skepticism over its eventual release.
• Blessing remarks how the question basically invites "never" as an answer.

Notable Quotes

• Mike Howard (26:47): "I'm gonna take 'never' written right across the front."
• Blessing (27:08): "I said that game is never coming out."
• Andy Cortez (31:10): "I would like to point out… Andy and Mike have been tied three different times, and Mike has gone first every time."

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5. Round Four: "What movie deserves a great video game?" ([32:00–39:02])

Top Survey Answers:

1. John Wick (Blessing, #1, 50 pts)
2. Mission Impossible (Blessing, #2, 40 pts)
3. Marvel’s Avengers (Unpicked, #3)
4. Lord of the Rings (Andy, #4, 20 pts)
5. Superman (Unpicked, #5)

• Blessing sweeps the round, propelling his lead.
• Friendly arguments over whether movies that already had games (e.g. Mission Impossible, Lord of the Rings) are eligible, but most agree new AAA takes are justified.
• Andy’s heart pick of Fast & Furious doesn’t land; Mike dreams up a "Paul Blart: Mall Cop meets Dead Rising" game.

Memorable Quotes

• Blessing (38:08): "I gotta go with my heart and say John Wick."
• Greg Miller (38:24): "That’s a 50 point answer for John Wick!"
• Mike Howard (36:14): "Paul Blart, Mall Cop. Like Dead Rising, but with Paul Blart. What a hit that would be."
• Blessing (39:34): "Blue sky me. That’s a B.S. Tim, and let me know what’s the most diabolical thing you’d want me to do with my million dollars."

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6. Round Five (Main Event): "What's the Best Nintendo Console Ever?" ([39:51–44:16])

Top Survey Answers:

1. Nintendo Switch (Andy, #1, 50 pts)
2. GameCube (Mike, #2, 40 pts)
3. Super Nintendo (SNES) (Blessing, #3, 30 pts)
4. N64 (Andy, #4, 20 pts)
5. Switch 2 (unpicked, #5!)

Wildcards:

• Wii lands in 6th, DS in 7th, GBA 8th, and Game Boy 9th.

Debate:

• Extended debate over what "should" be top: Super Nintendo or Switch, with Blessing asserting, "Snes, the Joy-Con console. Switch, GameCube, N64, NES. In that order." ([41:01])
• Mike shocked that Wii and NES weren’t higher.
• Everyone is stunned that "Switch 2" was written in as a top-five console despite not even being released.

Notable Quotes

• Greg Miller (42:51): "And he says Nintendo Switch in the survey says… yeah. Number one answer by a wide margin, 860 votes to the GameCube’s 482."
• Greg Miller (44:00): "The Switch 2 is the fifth greatest Nintendo console of all time. What are you talking about? I’m back."
• Blessing (45:07): "It said also, Switch 2 above Game Boy is criminal. Like, what are we doing?"

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Greg Miller:

  • "For 19 years I have bred this audience and they are PlayStation coded." ([07:02])
  • "The Switch 2 is the fifth greatest Nintendo console of all time. What are you talking about? I’m back." ([44:00])

• Blessing Adio Jr.:

  • "We all wanted to play this game and we all didn’t want to play this game at the same time." ([07:16])
  • "Snes, the Joy con console. Switch, GameCube, N64, NES. In that order." ([41:01])

• Mike Howard:

  • "I'm gonna take never written right across the front." (On playing Haven Studios’ Fair Games, [26:47])
  • "Paul Blart, Mall Cop. Like Dead Rising, but with Paul Blart. What a hit that would be." ([36:14])

• Andy Cortez:

  • "Idiots. Fucking idiots." (Reacting to Tracer/Yoshi as fast characters, [17:52])
  • "I would like to point out ... Andy and Mike have been tied three different times, and Mike has gone first every time." ([31:10])

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Score Recaps & Final Results

• After five rounds, the final score:

  • Winner: Blessing Adio Jr. – 300+ points (potentially the highest Feudy score ever)
  • Mike Howard – 190 pts
  • Andy Cortez – 180 pts

• Blessing wins the (possibly) million-dollar lottery scratcher and is crowned Kinda Feudy champion for this episode.

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Panel & Rules Introduction: [01:34–04:44]
• COVID/Video Game Memories: [04:48–10:13]
• Fast Video Game Characters: [11:19–18:13]
• Fair Games (Release Skepticism): [26:29–30:31]
• Movies That Need Games: [32:00–39:02]
• Best Nintendo Console Debate: [39:51–44:16]
• Final scores, wrap-up, and audience talk: [44:22–46:19]

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Overall Tone and Language

• The tone is energetic, irreverent, and loaded with inside jokes, mock frustration, and genuine camaraderie.
• Frequent self-aware asides about audience tastes ("idiots!", "PlayStation coded"), hyperbole, and mock outrage.
• Lively debates make the episode accessible even for newcomers, while the rapid-fire trivia keeps the momentum high.

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Useful for Non-Listeners

Anyone unfamiliar with the show will get an accurate sense of the episode's structure, humor, and key takeaways. The lightning rounds highlight gaming community trends and nostalgia, while the hosts’ personalities are on full display—especially in their debates over what actually matters most to gamers.

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In Summary

This episode of "Kinda Funny Gamescast" is a hilarious community-driven showdown in video game survey trivia, punctuated by surprising survey results and passionate discussion over Nintendo’s legacy. Blessing's sweep and the Switch 2’s shocking placement make for an episode that’s as memorable as it is ridiculous.

Transcript

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[Greg Miller]

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[Blessing Adio Jr.]

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[Mike Howard]

Kinda funny proudly presents Kinda Feudi. And now your host, Greg Miller.

[Greg Miller]

What's up, everybody? Everybody? Welcome to the Internet's favorite game show, Kinda Feudi. I'm your host, Greg Miller, and we surveyed more than 3,000 kinda but funny best friends about video game trivia. And now our contestants need to guess those answers for maximum points. Camera's been joking around a lot this morning. Screw it. I'm jacked up my cold brew. Of course, it wouldn't be this kind of show without these kind of men. Let's meet our panel. Of course, representing Lake Tahoe, it's Snowbike Mike.

[Mike Howard]

I'm a kind of dude.

[Greg Miller]

He's the kind of dude over there from the rgv, it's Andy Cortez.

[Andy Cortez]

My hands full of pickles.

[Greg Miller]

You are. Shush. You've been eating pickles that long Week. A whole week of eating pickles.

[Andy Cortez]

Almost done with that.

[Greg Miller]

I appreciate you guys wearing your same jerseys from last week. And of course, over there, it is the man, the myth, the legend from Champaign, illinois, blessing at EOYE Junior.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

How is it tabulating 3000 write ins? Is it harder than it sucks? That's why, like, people would ask, like, oh, where do I find the kind of foodie ride in? And I'm like, I'll look online. I'm like, I hope nobody tells them I don't need more people.

[Greg Miller]

I got it done. What's working to my advantage is cutting them off so quickly. If you want to be one of those 3,000 people. Kindafunny.com Feudy I put up new surveys all the time, but take them down really quickly because we record in batches and get to them right away. So you, of course, can follow us for free on patreon.com kinda funny to be first and notified when we have a new survey. But enough about that. I'm glad you guys are here. You know, wouldn't it be kind of feudi if we were playing for a fabulous prize? But you probably also know on last week's show, I announced that Nick Scarpino did say, greg, you're spending too much money on kind of feudi with the prime rib dinners and the gift cards, Nintendo store and so on and so forth. But I said, to hell with that director. What are they playing for today?

[Barrett]

It's $1 million.

[Greg Miller]

Possibly, possibly, possibly, possibly. So this of it's a California lottery scratcher, all right, for the San Francisco 49ers. You scratch it, you find them in the goal post or something. You could win a million dollars. You could win a million dollars.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

I know people that are watching are probably thinking, wow, you just pulled up a jpeg. But no, no, I taped it to the thing, which you can see clear on the side.

[Greg Miller]

Well, that's a real. Yeah, that's a real. That's a real ticket. I want to do that, though. You know what I mean? It needs to be there. It needs to be there. So you're ready to. You got to know what you're playing for. It's a big deal.

[Andy Cortez]

Tragedy with the Niners game last week, right?

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Bless.

[Andy Cortez]

How do you feel about your Chicago Bears?

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

I mean, here's the thing.

[Barrett]

That's a real tragedy.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Here's the thing, a real tragedy. But I'm.

[Mike Howard]

I'm not that guy now.

[Andy Cortez]

Well, that's things.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

I'm not that big of a football fan. I am a bandwagon kind of person, but I only bandwagon the places that I've lived.

[Greg Miller]

You had all the Chicago stuff in the cart. You're like, if they go by.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

For me, it was like, all right, Chicago Seahawks, 49ers. If any of them win, I win. I know there's rivals within that I

[Greg Miller]

don't give a fuck.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

But hey, Seahawks, you know we're in there.

[Andy Cortez]

Hey, they're in it.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Hey, we're in it.

[Greg Miller]

Sam Darnold, as a born and bred Chicago Bears fan, you just never believe, you know what I mean? You're just happy with what you got. We got there and that was good enough. I digress. Thank you for getting us here. Patreon producers, of course, Delaney, the Song Twining, Carl Jacobs and Omega Buster.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

What I was saying this might be after the super bowl that this episode comes out.

[Greg Miller]

You know what? It probably is. But again, we're not hiding that we're recording ahead of time. Of course. Let's talk about a time capsule. Greg way and go to question number one for Kinda Feudi, I asked 3000 kinda funny best friends. When you think of COVID what video game do you think of? Oh, now of course on Kinda Feudi, I get to pick who goes first. And because he said it was a great question, we'll start with Bless, then go to Mike, then go to Andy.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Animal Crossing New Horizons.

[Greg Miller]

Blessing says Animal crossing, New horizons. Survey says number one answer.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Of course.

[Greg Miller]

50 points for bless right there. Right out the gate. Mike, can you follow up and nail it with when you think of COVID what video game do you think of

[Mike Howard]

followed up with Call of Duty? Warzone.

[Greg Miller]

Mike says war zone. Where are we dropping, boys? Survey says third place answer, 30 points and Mike's tilted.

[Mike Howard]

Wow, just a fake audience.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Wow, fake fans.

[Greg Miller]

Andy, does that surprise you? And if so, what's that number two answer?

[Andy Cortez]

I'll say among us.

[Greg Miller]

Oh, Andy says among us. A small independent game that took over the world during COVID which was a pandemic, if you didn't know. In 2020? Survey says.

[Andy Cortez]

Oh, wow.

[Greg Miller]

20 point answer. The fourth answer.

[Andy Cortez]

Yeah.

[Greg Miller]

Well, then it's back to you, bus with your final pick of this round. What is that second place answer? When you think of COVID what video game do you think of?

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

I think of the last was Part two.

[Andy Cortez]

Yeah, that was going to be my first one, but yeah, Mike doesn't believe

[Greg Miller]

at all in that answer.

[Mike Howard]

I thought you were lost. You think one pick here that.

[Andy Cortez]

Show us the number.

[Greg Miller]

Show us the survey says. Fucking bored. Fuck you, Mike. That's what they say. Number two,

[Mike Howard]

buffoon fucking living in an alternate reality.

[Greg Miller]

Did you watch the fucking episode where Kratos would manage a Burger King of

[Mike Howard]

fucking reality with the rest of us?

[Greg Miller]

For 19 years I have bred this audience and they are PlayStation coded.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Mike wasn't there. Mike doesn't remember when Covid happened.

[Mike Howard]

Animal Crossing, Warzone. Fall Guys. Those are the three that you're supposed to say. Everybody knows.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

It was one of the first game, one of the first big AAA games to come out post Pandemic.

[Andy Cortez]

And it was like, oh, this is about a disease.

[Mike Howard]

I don't want the lottery ticket anymore.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

We all wanted to play this game and we all didn't want to play this game at the same time.

[Greg Miller]

Nobody wanted to play this game. Snowbike. Mike, this is your shot now.

[Mike Howard]

Fall guys.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Better be.

[Greg Miller]

Mike says Fall guys. Looking for that fifth place answer.

[Mike Howard]

Yeah, I'm taking that away from all three. You're not allowed anymore.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Ain't no Fall guys.

[Greg Miller]

Andy, it is your final pick here. The final pick, period. For a clean wipe. When you think of COVID what video game do you think of?

[Andy Cortez]

Dang. You know? Yeah, Dank. I mean, those are like the four locks.

[Mike Howard]

Yeah.

[Andy Cortez]

10. I have no idea what this could be. So I'll throw out a little Hail Mary. Hail Mary. Because kind of meant a lot to me at the time. I'll say Ghost is Ushima.

[Greg Miller]

Remember we just started dating this episode, talking about the Bears game. All of us, I gotta say. Four weeks. No.

[Andy Cortez]

You know what's really embarrassing is I was going now that you've had a week to sue on it. As if like we only waited a week. It's been a long time. It's been over a month.

[Greg Miller]

I'm sorry, what was the answer? The Ghost of Tsushima. And he says Ghost of Tsushima. Survey says. Yeah, survey did say for number five.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Ooh, is it Hades?

[Greg Miller]

No, they said kind of funniest game of the year.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Okay.

[Greg Miller]

Final Fantasy VII remake.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

That's surprising though.

[Andy Cortez]

But I don't see it.

[Greg Miller]

Nobody got that. Andy got the fourth place answer for 20 points with Among Us. Mike got the third place answer for 30 points. War Zone Blessing got the second place for 40 points. Last of Us. And the number one Animal Crossing New Horizons for 50 points right there. Michael.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Yeah.

[Greg Miller]

I love you and I appreciate you and you just need to think about the audience here. I know you have your own.

[Mike Howard]

You're a big streamer.

[Greg Miller]

You go home, you have a different kind of audience. Fall Guys was number nine on our list. Okay. Do maternal. Are we living in a different reality? You're in a different reality.

[Mike Howard]

There was three of the giant biggest games during COVID with those three games.

[Greg Miller]

You were playing that before the pandemic.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

I don't know if Fall Guys is in the same conversation. Is among us.

[Greg Miller]

6th place was Doom Eternal. 7th was Ghost of Tsushima. 8 was Death Stranding. 9 was Fall Guys. 10 was Cyberpunk.

[Andy Cortez]

You're thinking of just like the game

[Mike Howard]

that you're playing, the general human being. We're playing those three games.

[Barrett]

I mean, two of us.

[Greg Miller]

But remember, 3,000 non general human beings answered the serpent. All right, we didn't go ask AOC what she was saying.

[Andy Cortez]

All right, you better calm down.

[Greg Miller]

Stop using this audience. I'll pander.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Name one celebrity that played fall guys.

[Greg Miller]

Remember when, Gary, you tried to do another show? Did he really? Yeah, you tried the fall guy show for a while.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

How's that going to work?

[Greg Miller]

I don't know. Nobody watched, so nobody really knows. Baris, give me a recap of this course.

[Barrett]

All right, now, in last place, but

[Andy Cortez]

not nearly as tilted as the man

[Barrett]

in second place, it is Andy the Nitro Rifle Cortez with 20 points, the most tilted I have ever seen him on a live show. It is Mike Snowpike. Mike Howard with 30 points.

[Greg Miller]

That was the most dad thing I've ever heard. I'm living on Mars.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

I don't know anymore.

[Barrett]

Running away with it in this first round. Can he keep it up for the

[Andy Cortez]

rest of the game?

[Barrett]

It is blessing Adel Jr. With 90 points. But it's still anybody's game once I

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

win this million dollars.

[Mike Howard]

Yeah, exactly.

[Andy Cortez]

What are you going to buy?

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

I, I, Greg, I promise to work here for at least another year.

[Greg Miller]

I appreciate that. Thank you.

[Mike Howard]

Okay. Okay.

[Greg Miller]

Nice. Do you think? I mean, like, and this isn't even like, would you quit, like, if you want a million?

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Not immediately.

[Greg Miller]

My thing is, like, I would just, I love our job. I would just. What am I gonna do at home?

[Mike Howard]

I'd give it to the company.

[Greg Miller]

I feel like any of us are.

[Andy Cortez]

I would use it to get like crazy guests on the show.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Oh, thank you.

[Greg Miller]

You know what it'd be like?

[Andy Cortez]

It would be like, Mike, when you play ncaa and you're like, can I get this one star to way the hell up there.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

I think I'll be like Gary Widder. But more I would show up more. Ah, appreciate it. Be like, yo, I'm here whenever you want me.

[Mike Howard]

You know, I like hanging out here.

[Andy Cortez]

I love that.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

I sleep in more, though.

[Greg Miller]

Fair enough.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

I might not prep kfg.

[Greg Miller]

I was gonna say. Yeah, yeah. Number two on the Roper Report. No kind of beauty. I asked 3000 kinda funny best friends. Name a fast video game character.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Oh,

[Greg Miller]

I said, name a fast video game character. Andy, you are the Lowest score at the moment with 20 points. So you get to go first. Then we'll go to Mike. Then we'll go to bless. Who you got.

[Andy Cortez]

Sonic. Sonic.

[Greg Miller]

Andy.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Yeah. Say his name is Confidence, you coward.

[Andy Cortez]

Sonic.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Thank you.

[Greg Miller]

Andy says Sonic the Hedgehog. Survey says. Yeah, of course, of course. A runaway answer here with 2,421 votes. Not too shabby for the blue Blur. Michael.

[Mike Howard]

Yes, Greg.

[Greg Miller]

We turn our eyes to you. Name a fast video game character.

[Mike Howard]

I'm hurt right now. I'm still trying to recenter myself. I'm really hurt. A fast video game character.

[Andy Cortez]

To go from like you guys are lost before the answer came up.

[Greg Miller]

When you're. I've been on the show when your reality gets rocked. Like I got this and it's not even placed all of a sudden now

[Mike Howard]

I gotta think the last of us part two was in Covid and that was a Covid game.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Yes.

[Andy Cortez]

Yeah.

[Greg Miller]

Name a fast video game character.

[Mike Howard]

I don't even know who's fast.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

This is a hard question.

[Mike Howard]

Give me. I don't know. Give me Knuckles.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

I mean not bad.

[Andy Cortez]

Not bad. Not bad.

[Greg Miller]

Not bad. Not bad. Mike says Knuckles defeatedly. Survey says. Yeah, that's bullshit and stuff. Knuckles did place in seventh place on our list.

[Andy Cortez]

Oh wow.

[Greg Miller]

Knuckles has representation.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Interesting blessing Captain Falcon.

[Greg Miller]

Captain Falcon.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Captain Falcon. Yes.

[Greg Miller]

With confidence and I appreciate that. Blessing says Captain Falcon. Survey says our 30 point answer. Third place.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

He runs fast in smash.

[Greg Miller]

And he also drops Captain Falcon right there.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

That's my guy.

[Greg Miller]

Andy, we come to you for your final pick of round two. Name a fast video game character. You already got the 50 point answer of Sonic the Hedgehog.

[Andy Cortez]

A variation of this question was asked one time on.

[Greg Miller]

It was. It was. I know. I like. I like when I do a little

[Andy Cortez]

repeat and this answer was on it. And I was like kind of surprised. And if it's not here this time, I'll be real sad cuz name has to do with speed. Miles per hour.

[Greg Miller]

Oh, of course. Tails. Miles.

[Andy Cortez]

It was in the top five. Tails was in the top five. And I was like really? Like yeah, that makes sense. But really?

[Greg Miller]

Yeah. Yeah. This is why I like repeating questions from an old feudy. Survey says.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

That's tough buddy. That's tough buddy.

[Greg Miller]

Not even in the top ten this time. Miles per hour. Not in the top ten this time. Not in the top ten this time. Blessing.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Oh, am I really?

[Greg Miller]

No. I'm sorry.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Mike.

[Greg Miller]

Mike, Mike. My apologies. My apologies. Mike. You're finally. I'm just so happy when it works out the way I want it to. You know what I mean, Mike? Your final shot.

[Andy Cortez]

It's my show.

[Greg Miller]

It's my show. It's my show. Name a fast video game character.

[Mike Howard]

I either go with what Roger and bless love, or I go something weird.

[Greg Miller]

Sure, sure.

[Andy Cortez]

What could be something weird?

[Mike Howard]

The Flash.

[Andy Cortez]

I think that may have been it.

[Mike Howard]

Like that. That's my thing, is, like, are they stumps like me, where, like, all you turn to is Sonic as fast characters and you just start listing Sonic characters? Or do you say, like, well, the Flash is in video games. Like, I'll just put the Flash.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

I think I answered, is the Flash in video games?

[Greg Miller]

I think Injustice.

[Andy Cortez]

I think I answered that.

[Greg Miller]

He was in the Justice League task force.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Okay, I see I wiped Suicide Squad away from everybody.

[Mike Howard]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andy Cortez]

Superman. Fastest man on earth. Michael Johnson. Remember that when he was going up?

[Greg Miller]

I do remember that.

[Andy Cortez]

The same bolt.

[Mike Howard]

I'll go with Shadow.

[Greg Miller]

Mike Howard says Shadow the hedgehog. God damn it. Survey says.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Yeah, that was gonna be my answer.

[Greg Miller]

Our second place answer.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Yeah. He's the ultimate life form.

[Barrett]

Don't laugh.

[Greg Miller]

My son knows it. My son knows it well. Made me say it. Made me say it the other day. Ben loves Shadow the Hedgehog. I mean, he's out there right now, but going crazy for Shadow, I'm sure. Or just playing Donkey. Shadow.

[Andy Cortez]

I thought the hedgehog was, like, formed in a lab for young kids to be like, that shit's cool. Yeah, whatever that is is cool.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

But, like, also, Sonic the Hedgehog was, you know.

[Andy Cortez]

Yeah, no, for sure.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

They looked at Mario, they were like, how do we make this cool? And then they looked at Sonic and they're like, how do we make this even cooler?

[Greg Miller]

Shadow, you're the final pick.

[Andy Cortez]

Yeah.

[Greg Miller]

Four and five on the board. Name a fast video game character.

[Mike Howard]

I gave you one.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

I was really hoping you would say the Flash, because I didn't think that was gonna be on the list. I. You know, I was gonna take Shadow. Name a fast video game character. Well, now I can think out loud. Yeah, because fast could mean you run fast. Fast could mean you drive fast. But how many drivers do we know?

[Andy Cortez]

I think last time I also said fox.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

See, I was thinking fox. I was thinking Smash Bros. Well, that's where my brain first went when you asked the question is, who were the fastest runner in Smash Bros. Of course. You have Sonic, you have Captain Falcon. Fox is very fast. Pikachu. Also very fast. But I don't think we'll be on the list. But Fox is so in smash 64. I think Fox is the fastest character. Don't quote me on that.

[Greg Miller]

I'm

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

gonna say the Flash.

[Mike Howard]

Yeah, you know it. Not on there.

[Greg Miller]

Steals Mike's answer and says the Flash Gordon survey says 10 points.

[Mike Howard]

I knew it.

[Greg Miller]

10 points for you there. Yeah, yeah. Good job, Bless. Not too shabby. And that closes out the round with Bless getting the 10 point answer in fifth place. The flash survey said for the fourth place answer, Fox. Tracer.

[Andy Cortez]

Tracer.

[Greg Miller]

Nobody got Tracer in fourth place. Blessing got Captain Falcon in third place for 30 points. Mike got Shadow the Hedgehog in second place for 40 points. And then Andy got Sonic the Hedgehog in first place for 50 points.

[Barrett]

That gives me a lot of hope

[Andy Cortez]

that like Overwatch still is. I've been playing Overwatch a lot lately. Oh man, what a good video game.

[Greg Miller]

Pikachu.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

I was thinking about Prime.

[Greg Miller]

I was surprised. Sixth place. Yeah, they did see that. Knuckles in seventh, Samus in eighth, Mario in nine, Yoshi in tenth.

[Andy Cortez]

Idiots. Fucking idiots.

[Greg Miller]

Samus.

[Andy Cortez]

Yoshi.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Samus is the slowest character.

[Greg Miller]

He's got those Timberlands on. How the is he running?

[Andy Cortez]

He's not running.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Y' all play metric prime four. I was praying for a run button in that game.

[Greg Miller]

Did you get a car at one point, Yoshi, that I didn't know about?

[Barrett]

What are we talking about?

[Greg Miller]

Oh my God. Bear. Before we go to our ad break, let's recap these scores.

[Barrett]

Right now. The scores tied. These two best friends, this dynamic duo clawing their way up to possibly actually have a game this episode. It is both Mike and Andy with 70 points apiece and and running away with it for the possibility of winning a million dollars. It is blessing trivia, Papiadaoye Jr. With 130 points. But it's still anybody's game.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Once I win the million dollars, I'll grant each of you one wish. I would like a Jacuzzi under the price of $100.

[Greg Miller]

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[Blessing Adio Jr.]

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[Greg Miller]

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[Blessing Adio Jr.]

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[Andy Cortez]

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[Blessing Adio Jr.]

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[Andy Cortez]

I don't think 100 is enough to buy a basketball hoop that you like set up or whatever, but it might. I could maybe use that 100 to give to Nick to say, can I put. Here's a hundred bucks. Let me put a hoop up here in the studio, you know.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

You know what? How much. How much is a hoop do you

[Mike Howard]

think on Amazon right now? 159. 129. 169. You know what?

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

I'll buy the full hoop.

[Mike Howard]

Wow.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

I got you. I got you on the full hoop.

[Greg Miller]

What a benevolent God. I can't wait for the scratcher.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

We gotta get a quarter in here

[Greg Miller]

so we can scratch it. I forgot to bring a quarter.

[Andy Cortez]

Give it a hat.

[Greg Miller]

Of course, we come to the part of our show where we get to know our contestants a little bit more, starting with Blessing and going on down the line. Tell me about your first pet, Blessing.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

My first pet, my very first pet was a dog named Prince. It was a little puppy. My mom brought it home without telling my dad. And so my dad was very not happy about this dog being around. It took about two weeks before Prince just disappeared all of a sudden.

[Greg Miller]

Oh, Jesus.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

He didn't kill it. He just like donated away or whatever. Yeah, I'm sure he took it to the right place. I don't know for sure, but.

[Andy Cortez]

Yeah.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

No, we just didn't have a do.

[Andy Cortez]

Yeah.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

But then when I moved to Nigeria,

[Andy Cortez]

dog formerly known as Prince.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

When I. When we moved to Nigeria, we had a dog again. His name was Smart. My dad named him. Wasn't great with names, but ended up getting a puppy after that. I got to name him Dumb. I named him Clever. Smart and Clever. My two dogs when I lived here.

[Greg Miller]

I'll take that. I'll take that.

[Andy Cortez]

Yeah.

[Greg Miller]

Andy, tell me about your first pet.

[Andy Cortez]

I never had an official pet ever.

[Greg Miller]

Okay.

[Andy Cortez]

But I. One time my brother had to buy a frog for middle school or high school or something.

[Greg Miller]

He's gonna dissect it.

[Andy Cortez]

No, no, it was just like something he had to bring home. We named it Pac man because I think part of the species Was like a Pac Man. I don't know what the hell they called it. Yeah, yeah. We called a little Pac Man. And I would, like, feed him little mealworms and stuff.

[Greg Miller]

I like that little dude. I like that. Mike, tell me about your first pet.

[Mike Howard]

I'm still rocked. I'm like inside of her.

[Greg Miller]

I hear you.

[Mike Howard]

My first pet, when I moved away at 18 for my freshman year of college, I took every dollar that my mother gave me that was supposed to be for food and groceries. And I went to the local pet grocery store where I found. I locked eyes with this beautiful beast. It was orange. It was ferocious. It was a bearded lizard. I really wanted it. And I put it in the box, and I bought sand, a light, a big old cage, and even a tree branch. And we got about five minutes outside of the store, and it shook violently in my hands. And I said, I don't think this thing wants to be owned. And then we got home, I laid out the sand, I put it in the cage. It looked at me, I looked at him. I said, we have to take back this bearded lizard. Thankfully, the man knew that this was gonna happen, gave me my money back.

[Greg Miller]

Wow.

[Mike Howard]

Very nice of him.

[Andy Cortez]

What about the. The. Your cat that was stolen?

[Mike Howard]

Yeah, yeah. I gave him the thumbs up when they stole it. You know what I mean? Like, that's a good idea.

[Andy Cortez]

He saw two girls breaking into his house, his window, and was like, I think they're gonna steal the cat. But gotta let that happen.

[Mike Howard]

That's a better life.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

It's a better life.

[Greg Miller]

Like, that's a. That's a canon event. I can't stop Simba's abduction. That's gotta be there. It's gonna hold it all together.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Were there, like, a series of cat thefts in your house?

[Mike Howard]

Well, here was the thing, right? The kids next door showed up with a cat. We loved Simba the orange cat. But we were partying hard back then, and I knew that wasn't a house for Simba the cat, right? And so a couple parties later, I think some girls got eyes on Simba, and they were like, we want that cat. And sure enough, the next morning, everybody's hungover. I was sitting in the sunshine in my beach chair out in the driveway. They walked down the driveway, they shimmy through a window. And I'm like, yeah, this is gonna happen. The rest, they walked right out with the cat.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

They're like, you gotta rescue this cat.

[Andy Cortez]

You just gotta let life happen.

[Mike Howard]

You gotta let that happen.

[Andy Cortez]

You can't interrupt.

[Mike Howard]

And nobody was mad.

[Andy Cortez]

Yeah.

[Greg Miller]

God bless you, Mike. We move to question number three. We'll start with Mike, go to India, then finish with Bless. I won't lie to you. In the history of Greg Miller's kind of feud run, this is my favorite question.

[Andy Cortez]

Oh, wow.

[Greg Miller]

I hope it stumps you. I asked 3000 kinda funny. Best friends. When will you play Haven Studios Fair Games? Mike, when will you play Fair Games?

[Mike Howard]

Good. I'm gonna take never written right across the front.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Damn it.

[Greg Miller]

Okay, Mike says never.

[Andy Cortez]

That's the number one answer.

[Greg Miller]

Survey says 100% never. It gets you 50 points. 50 points right there, Mike, on the board.

[Mike Howard]

And just a little background for all of you. It's because we talked about Fair games today with Blessing Roger, or else I never would have remembered that. Oh, and that's four weeks ago for all of you.

[Andy Cortez]

Literally.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

I said that game is never coming out.

[Greg Miller]

Andy, when will you play Haven Studios Fair games?

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

What if the release date gets announced, like next week?

[Andy Cortez]

2026.

[Greg Miller]

Andy says 2026. Survey says this year, 20 points right there for fair games. In the fourth place answer, blessing, you're rounding it out.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

So you're accepting your answers?

[Greg Miller]

Yes. I mean, you can say whatever you want. Maybe it's on there.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

When are we going to be playing Havens Fair games?

[Andy Cortez]

What's Just like a synonym for never, right?

[Greg Miller]

No, no, no. I combined them and the nevers had it yet.

[Andy Cortez]

What about soon later?

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

I'll say 2027.

[Greg Miller]

Blessing says 2020.

[Mike Howard]

Watch this.

[Greg Miller]

Seven next year, 40 points. Survey says you gonna buy me? That's 40 points for Blessed. With a second place answer, I'll take

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

you to an all star game.

[Mike Howard]

Yeah, you think that's big money, man.

[Andy Cortez]

Magic. Carl, hook us up with something cool, man.

[Mike Howard]

Carl might throw the ball at you like he did for us this year.

[Greg Miller]

Mike, we're back to you. Your final pick of this round. When will you play Fair Games from Haven Studios?

[Mike Howard]

There's no words like canceled, right?

[Greg Miller]

No, no, we're just looking for.

[Mike Howard]

Okay, we're back to back to numbers now. 2026, 2027. I'll go with 2028, please.

[Greg Miller]

Survey says that gives you 30 points.

[Mike Howard]

28.

[Greg Miller]

You are still in this by quite a bit. Andy, give me a clean wipe right now.

[Andy Cortez]

There is no way that. Well, maybe all the majority just went there anyway. So, like, the person who maybe wrote in 2029 is like six people. I'll say 2029.

[Greg Miller]

Andy says 2029. Survey says.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Yeah, because I think at that point you're just going even, right?

[Mike Howard]

2077.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

I don't think you look at this question and go 2029.

[Andy Cortez]

I skipped a year.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

No, I. I think. I think they skipped a year. I think you see this question, you just write 20, 30.

[Andy Cortez]

Oh, okay, gotcha.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

I think you just go for an even number. But before I say that, I want to think.

[Greg Miller]

Fair enough.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Because, like, okay, you said never and

[Greg Miller]

then I can recap it for you. Mike. Mike got currently got 50 points off never behind him is you blessing with 2027. Then Mike got 2028 for 30 points. Then Andy got 2026 for 20 points. We have 10 points on the board with the fifth place answer.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

I mean, I guess I'll just go 2030. Yeah, I was assuming 2029 wasn't going to be on there anyway.

[Greg Miller]

Bless says 2030 in survey says 10 points for bless.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Does that count?

[Andy Cortez]

Wait, you said 20.

[Greg Miller]

That's a typo.

[Barrett]

Yeah, that's a typo because on our paper here it says 2030 for number five.

[Greg Miller]

Okay, Mike, can I please get a fucking roger?

[Mike Howard]

Fucking Roger. You read my mind.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Yeah, I was gonna say 2032 is such a crazy. That's like such a specific.

[Greg Miller]

2032 is the seventh place answer, so possibly just got a bad copy. Yeah, me and Barrett have the actual numbers and stats in front of us. 2030 is the fifth place answer. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. Blessing gets voted for last of us

[Andy Cortez]

two in that one question.

[Greg Miller]

Bless gets 10 points there. Andy gets 2026 for 20 points. Mike gets 30 points with 2028. Bless gets 40 points with 2027. And Mike gets 50 with never. What are the scores right now? For those listening in their car, Barrett,

[Barrett]

for those listening in their cars, I want you to scream these points out to the person driving next to you. In last place, it is Andy the nitro rifle Cortez with 90 points. The man who was shaken to his core. And even though he was shaken to his core, he's still in this game. It is Mike Snow.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Mike.

[Barrett]

Mike Howard with 150 points and still in the lead, but not as much as of a lead he wants to be in. Going into moving day, it is blessing Adelaide Junior with 180 points, but it's still anybody's lottery ticket.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

I'm definitely locked in.

[Andy Cortez]

I would like to point out, and this is just, you know, I'm not trying to attack anybody here, not trying to, you know, criticize or anything like that, but in the last two games, Andy and Mike have been tied three different times, and Mike has gone first every time. I just want the other stats.

[Mike Howard]

I'd like to raise my hand to that.

[Andy Cortez]

Just the stats.

[Mike Howard]

I also have not got to go first at the beginning of the game like you, Mr. Cortez.

[Greg Miller]

So maybe just if Greg is doing

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

the way that I do it in my head cannon, it's by seed order. So if me and Mike are tied, I'd go first. If me and you are tied, Andy, you would go first.

[Andy Cortez]

You know, I just, you know, 0 for 3 is almost all I'm saying.

[Greg Miller]

Andy, I'll make it up for you. I'll just let. Next show you're on, you're first. You guys just start the game, okay? You'll start the game.

[Andy Cortez]

Just observation.

[Greg Miller]

I hear you, brother. I'm sorry. You know, trying to get better every day.

[Andy Cortez]

You're doing a great show, man. You're doing a great show.

[Greg Miller]

We're on to round four. It's moving day, and I'm going to reverse engineer a question that I already asked you. This season or not. There are no seasons anymore. But this run of kind of feudi. Ooh. Round four. I asked 3,000 kinda funny best friends. What movie deserves a great video game?

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Oh, I like that.

[Greg Miller]

I'd already asked you what video game deserves a great movie. Now let's flip flop it and start with Andy, who is in last place.

[Andy Cortez]

What movie deserves a great video game?

[Greg Miller]

Yeah, yeah, that's right. Also, why are you complaining? Oh, no, I see it. I see, I see it. I forgot it.

[Andy Cortez]

Shh, shh, shh. This never would have been my answer. What movie deserves a great video?

[Greg Miller]

That's right.

[Andy Cortez]

Reverse engineered Andy movie. What movie deserves a great video game? My mind asks myself, are they doing the thing where it's like that already has a video game, or are they not doing that at all?

[Greg Miller]

Sure.

[Andy Cortez]

Or maybe it's just random. I don't know.

[Greg Miller]

You never know with this audience.

[Andy Cortez]

I don't know.

[Greg Miller]

3000 kind of funny best friends in there. They pissed Mike off.

[Andy Cortez]

So I'll say.

[Greg Miller]

Bless. Sprung up like he had something there.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

I had something, but I don't know if that worked.

[Greg Miller]

Inspiration.

[Andy Cortez]

I'll say. Lord of the Rings.

[Greg Miller]

Andy votes with his heart and says Lord of the Rings.

[Andy Cortez]

There have been plenty before. Going for an IP survey says

[Greg Miller]

Andy's on the board with 20 points.

[Barrett]

That's crazy, right?

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Well, don't. Don't they have.

[Mike Howard]

They haven't put that on the list.

[Greg Miller]

Shadow of Mordor.

[Andy Cortez]

There's been a lot of good games before, but Two Towers, I'm just going with, like, a popular thing.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

But that is a. That is a game, right?

[Andy Cortez]

The Two Tower. Yeah, that was a GameCube game.

[Mike Howard]

One of the best.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

I thought it was a fruity and slip. Let alone. I thought. I thought I accidentally made a Twin Towers reference. Oh, no, no.

[Greg Miller]

If I had a nickel. If I had a nickel. Mike, your first pick of round four. What movie deserves a great video game?

[Andy Cortez]

Align the chakras.

[Mike Howard]

Top Gun.

[Greg Miller]

Mmm. Oh, it sounded like you're gonna say Maverick as well. I'm sorry. No, you're right. No, I'll give you any topic.

[Mike Howard]

I'll give you Maverick as well.

[Greg Miller]

No, no, no, no. Gun Mike says Top Gun. Survey says I'm negative there. Ghost Rider. Yeah.

[Mike Howard]

I think movies that's already got games. Sure.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Audience. See, here's the thing. Mike is kind of on a similar wavelength as me, but you got to go a bit more mainstream with it. Even though it already has a game and a very old game that most people don't remember. I'm gonna say Mission Impossible.

[Mike Howard]

Your mind is mine. Mine.

[Greg Miller]

You know, about the N64 game was so fun.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Yeah, I know that exists.

[Greg Miller]

But like, when you said old game, is that the one you talk about?

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

That one?

[Greg Miller]

I don't know if I missed one. Yeah, yeah. Blessing says Mission Impossible. Staying with that Tom Cruise kind of universe.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Yep.

[Greg Miller]

Survey says. That's 40 points for bless.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

That makes me feel good about my second one.

[Greg Miller]

Second place answer right there. 40 points for bless. We swing on back to Andy. You have one, three, and five open.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

So many good answers to this. Actually, now that I think about it,

[Andy Cortez]

I don't think I'm coming back. So I'm gonna say Fast and Furious.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

That was my second guess.

[Greg Miller]

Andy says Fast and Furious. Survey says.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Oh, thank you for guessing that.

[Greg Miller]

It's a negative on that one. Sorry on that one. Couldn't give you anything there. Michael, your second pick of what movie deserves a great video game.

[Mike Howard]

Fast and the Furious. Mission Impossible is a great call. Paul Blart, Mall Cop. Like Dead Rising, but with Paul Blart. What a hit that would be.

[Greg Miller]

Damn. I actually do. I kind of like that. Get Kevin James on the phone, but

[Andy Cortez]

don't advertise that at all as, like, a zombie movie.

[Greg Miller]

Yeah, Paul, BL5 is here.

[Mike Howard]

I mean, like cocaine bear would be my mind right there, man. The Mummy. I've always wanted the Mummy, Naughty Dog and the Mummy to team up. Make an uncharted Mummy game. That would be big talent.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Soccer. This isn't going to be on there. So I'll say it. I would love a rush hour video game.

[Greg Miller]

Dude, I was just going to say that.

[Barrett]

Love a rush hour video game. My Hazeline.

[Greg Miller]

Come on, come on. That's a great idea. So, Joseph Ferris, are you listening?

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Oh, could you imagine, man, the pop that that would get if it was announced at summer game fest.

[Mike Howard]

Now, to be real, it's probably James Bond, but like, he's already getting a game. He's already got games. Like James Bond is high up there. Give me the mummy.

[Greg Miller]

Just the way he phrases the answer. Mike says the mummy. Survey says just showing you the audience.

[Mike Howard]

You're not as cool as I am.

[Andy Cortez]

Give me the money.

[Greg Miller]

Bless. What is your final pick and the final pick of the round one, three and five?

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Well, I have so many. See, it's the tough thing where video games are either announced or have like been out for a long time. Right? But like not, I guess, in the AAA level because John Wick is one of my answers. Blade Runner is another one.

[Andy Cortez]

I have no John Wick. Okay, hold on.

[Barrett]

We're in.

[Andy Cortez]

We're in round five right now, right?

[Mike Howard]

No, round four.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Yes.

[Andy Cortez]

We could possibly get blessing the highest score of feudy ever.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

I know that's what I was going at the start of this episode. That's what I was already going for.

[Andy Cortez]

I think John Wick has to be the thing you say.

[Mike Howard]

Okay, well, hold up then. Let's switch over to the mcu. I was thinking about now, do we get into superhero games and I'm Superman. Superman. Oh, Greg's here. Remember they fucked me on the last one because Greg's here.

[Andy Cortez]

Yeah.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

I gotta go with my heart and say John Wick.

[Mike Howard]

It's Superman.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

It's not superman.

[Greg Miller]

You're right.

[Mike Howard]

You're right.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

I think it's John.

[Greg Miller]

Lesson goes against the advice of the mummies. Snowbike mic. It says John Wick. Survey says.

[Barrett]

Come on, come on.

[Greg Miller]

That's a 50 point answer. That is a 50 point answer for John Wick.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

It's a video game. That movie is a video game.

[Andy Cortez]

Yeah, yeah.

[Greg Miller]

Sifu, that means that you didn't get answer number five, which was Superman.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Superman.

[Greg Miller]

Superman. Yes. There would have been three point. And then so for number three, what's everybody guessing?

[Andy Cortez]

Avengers.

[Greg Miller]

Yeah, it was Avengers.

[Andy Cortez]

Nice.

[Greg Miller]

Marvel's Avengers snuck on in there. Blessing cleaning up gets the 40 point answer with Mission Impossible. The 50 point with John Wick and he gets Lord of the rings. It's a bloodbath.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

But Barrett, this is the first time somebody's won by the end of round four.

[Greg Miller]

I think on this version.

[Andy Cortez]

Yeah, I think so probably. Yeah.

[Greg Miller]

Barrett, for those at home recap that score one last time here the score

[Barrett]

still in last place does not having it today. Just hungover from all those pickles he's been eating all week. It is Andy the Nitro rifle Cortez with 110 points. In second place just too rattled to hang on until the end. It is Mike Snowbike. Mike Howard with 150 points running away with it. Could he get the highest score in kinda beauty history? We'll have to wait and see for this next round it is Blessing.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Adio.

[Andy Cortez]

Yay.

[Barrett]

Junior with 270 points but it's still blessings game.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Yeah Blue sky me. That's a B.S. tim. And let me know what's the most diabolical thing you'd want me to do with my million dollars. Just let me know. I want ideas.

[Greg Miller]

It's round five.

[Barrett]

Donate it to a CEO or a

[Greg Miller]

CEO junior or a pair of CEO.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

I'm not that evil.

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[Greg Miller]

We move on to number five which is a great question here. So because I wanted you guys to argue a bit and you still can. But number five, what's the best. What's the best Nintendo console ever? What's the best Nintendo console ever? We start with Andy.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

I mean but like there's an answer, there's an easy answer. There's two top two answers because there always are. Sorry. There's the top two answers are for sure.

[Mike Howard]

There's three.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

What's the third one?

[Mike Howard]

What do you got man?

[Andy Cortez]

I don't know.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Super Nintendo and Switch. Those are the top two.

[Greg Miller]

We.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

No, no, Mike.

[Greg Miller]

No.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

We is lucky.

[Mike Howard]

You don't think we's in the top three?

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

I mean to Nintendo for best selling. Sure.

[Andy Cortez]

I think a lot of people have been disappointed by Switch. Like not having GameCube which rules and powers and all that shit.

[Mike Howard]

You know. I'm going everything always looks we those

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

it's going to be. Number one will be Super Nintendo. Number two will be Switch. Number three will be GameCube. Number four will be N64.

[Andy Cortez]

We're playing for bless.

[Greg Miller]

Right.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Number one will be.

[Mike Howard]

I'm not playing football.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

I'm telling you right now. Snes, the Joy con console. Switch, GameCube, N64 NES. In that order.

[Andy Cortez]

I'm not playing for flat.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

We is not on the list.

[Greg Miller]

Such a bitter bit.

[Mike Howard]

I love when the audience upset me today.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

I've never been told that.

[Greg Miller]

They put no reason.

[Barrett]

I thought I'll tell you right now.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

I'm breaking 300 either way. With or without your help, I'm breaking

[Greg Miller]

300 with or without you.

[Andy Cortez]

Okay, so I'll say 64.

[Greg Miller]

Andy says the best Nintendo console ever was the Nintendo 64. Survey says 30 point.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

I told you the exact list.

[Mike Howard]

Yeah, we told you.

[Andy Cortez]

I told you.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

That's why I didn't go for a

[Greg Miller]

fucking 50, you idiot. I want him to have the record. Andy, if you're an audio listener. Andy got the fourth place answer. The N64 for 24. You gave Greg a fucking win that one time. What are you talking about?

[Mike Howard]

My favorite video game, Luminare.

[Andy Cortez]

Team Purple.

[Mike Howard]

He's my hero.

[Greg Miller]

Mike, this is your chance to play for yourself. What is the best Nintendo console ever?

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

I mean, say it.

[Mike Howard]

You know, GameCube.

[Greg Miller]

Say we. You're saying GameCube.

[Mike Howard]

GameCube.

[Greg Miller]

Mike is locking in Nintendo. GameCube. Survey says number three. 40 point answer. Number two. GameCube goes to Mike. Les, we're back to you, dude.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

That makes it interesting now.

[Andy Cortez]

It's tough.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

That makes it interesting. It's either going to be Switch or Super Nintendo. I'm going to say Super Nintendo. We got a bunch of oldies in our audience.

[Mike Howard]

They like the Switch.

[Greg Miller]

Blessing says the SNES. The Super Nintendo survey says the 30 point. I broke 330 point answer SNES leaving 1 and 5 on the board. We circle back to Andy. What do you got for me?

[Andy Cortez]

Nintendo Switch.

[Greg Miller]

And he says nintendo Switch in the survey says yeah. Number one answer by a wide margin, 860 votes. Whoa. To the GameCube's 482.

[Andy Cortez]

Damn interesting thing.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Mike say we.

[Mike Howard]

I'm gonna say we.

[Andy Cortez]

Okay, good.

[Mike Howard]

What were you gonna say?

[Andy Cortez]

Nes.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

I was gonna say nes.

[Mike Howard]

No, we. We.

[Greg Miller]

We. Mike says we. We. We. On the way home in. Survey says no, Mike, no. The Wii is not your fifth place age game.

[Mike Howard]

You know that audience just get stuck in a time loop forever. Turn that old piece of on.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Super Mario Brothers three versus Wii Sports.

[Mike Howard]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Give me Nintendo Entertainment System.

[Greg Miller]

For his final pick in the final one in round five and this game blessing. Adio. Yay. Says nes. Survey says I'm last place.

[Barrett]

But I don't know if I know

[Greg Miller]

what

[Barrett]

something some shit.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Oh, yeah, you're right.

[Greg Miller]

Game Boy. Just for shits and giggles, survey says Switch 2.

[Mike Howard]

It's.

[Barrett]

It's what?

[Greg Miller]

The Switch 2 is the fifth greatest Nintendo console of all time. What are you talking about? I'm back.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

That's crazy.

[Mike Howard]

They're.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

They're toddlers that are Older than Nintendo

[Andy Cortez]

Switch 2, but it plays all the awesome games in Switch 1 better.

[Mike Howard]

And it's got Donkey Kong.

[Andy Cortez]

Yeah.

[Greg Miller]

Barrett, one last time recap this historic score.

[Barrett]

The final score still in last place, but caught up at least a little bit close to second place. It is Mr. Pickles himself, Andy Cortez with 180 points. Only 10 points ahead of him. Just because he's been so shocked by the kind of funny audience today. It is Mike Snow Bike Mike Howard with 190 points and getting into the three hundreds. I don't know if it's truly the most amount of points one on a kind of duty, but he still hit 300. So we're all very proud of him. It is the winner of possibly $1 million blessing. Adio.

[Mike Howard]

Yay.

[Barrett]

Junior I don't know how these works.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

I never. I've never done one of these before.

[Greg Miller]

Scratch them off. They all have different rules. This one, I think you get the extra points or something.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

It said also switch 2 above. Game Boy is criminal. Like what are we doing? Think before you write in.

[Greg Miller]

All right.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

That's all I'm gonna say. Think before you write.

[Greg Miller]

So for the record on that one, yeah, fifth place was Switch two. Then six was Wii, seven was ds, eight was gba. I did break up the game boys and I would have clarified if anybody asked me to. Everybody, that's another episode of Kinda Feudy in the books. But remember, we couldn't do without you. Head on over to kinda funny.com feudy to vote in future polls. You might say it's not up right now. Well, it will be when I need to. And the easiest way to keep track is to be a free member on patreon.com kindafunny there, of course you get the quips from me, but you also get the pings on these Kinda Feudy surveys. Of course we'd love you if you love this to pick up a kinda funny membership. Patreon.com kindafunny Apple Spotify, YouTube.com kindafunnygames where you can get everything ad free. Get your daily dose of me Greg Miller in a series we call Greg Way. And of course get good karma for supporting an 11 person 11 year old small business. Bless. How far off are you? Ways off. Right.

[Blessing Adio Jr.]

Oh, I just started this.

[Greg Miller]

God forbid that he's on a QFC advantage card from if you never see Bless on another show he won the million dollars. But until next time, it's been our

[Barrett]

pleasure to serve you.

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