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Greg Miller
What's up, everybody? Welcome to the Internet's favorite game show. I, of course, am your host, Greg Miller. And We've surveyed nearly 17 1,400 kind of funny best friends about video games. And it's up to our competitors to guess their answers. For maximum points, let's meet this week's contestants. Representing Lake Tahoe, it's the master of Hype, Snow bike Mike Woo.
Mike Howard
Here I am.
Greg Miller
Alright, representing the rgv, it's Andy Cortez. Hey, gamers. And of course, from Champaign, Illinois, it's Blessing. Adio. Yay, junior.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
I like that we all kind of match. We're all wearing black.
Mike Howard
Yes.
Andy Cortez
Yeah.
Greg Miller
Does it come in black? Of course. Fantastic to have you here, guys. Thank you. Tip of the hat to Andy for always laughing at us.
Andy Cortez
Thank you, man.
Greg Miller
You know what I mean?
Andy Cortez
I like that.
Greg Miller
It wouldn't be kind of hudie if we weren't playing for an amazing, incredible prize. Barrett, what are we playing for today? It's a Chris Anka commission. That's right, everybody. The one and only Chris Anka, the weapons arbiter, character designer on spider verse. Comic book artist at large, just an amazing artist, has agreed to make one of you the winner. A commission of your choice. Whatever superhero you want to see out there, hang it in your room, put it in your streaming setup.
Mike Howard
That's mad.
Greg Miller
And give some love to Chris Anka.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
Fuck. I have to win. I'm gonna fuck you guys up.
Greg Miller
Of course, before we start round one, let me remind you that we couldn't do this without our patreon producers. On patreon.com kindafunny so thank you, Delaney the Sawm Twining, Carl Jacobs and Omega Buster. If that wasn't enough for you, of course. This is our fourth episode of Kind of Feudi. We've done it. They said we would never make it to four, but we have. And to celebrate, I've tossed in a couple interesting questions here. What I would call throwbacks. When we said we were going to do a new show, spin off Kind of Feudi, I said I didn't want to see Blessing's old questions because everything's on the table. So I made sure I tossed in two old ones here to see if it would help you or hurt you. Are these 1700 kind of funny best friends different than the ones we surveyed years ago? About a few different questions. But don't worry, we won't start there with round one.
Andy Cortez
You may have to, like, at the end of the show, be like, these were the old ones, because I don't remember.
Greg Miller
I think Blessing will know. He's got a mind like a steel trap. That's not going to get past him. Don't worry about it. Of course, when we start this, we say, who is going to start the show? Who is going to be the person who gets to lead off? And I get to decide because it's my show and I'm gonna go back to the man who just won Last week, Blessing Adioye Jr. You get to start with this question. Are you prepared?
Blessing Adioye Jr.
I am.
Greg Miller
Number one, blessing, I surveyed 1700 kinda funny best friends and asked when you think of Gary Whitta, what video game do you think of?
Blessing Adioye Jr.
Clear the mind. I won't say too much.
Andy Cortez
What I will say I threw that one too far.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
Helldivers two.
Andy Cortez
Bam.
Greg Miller
Blessing Adioye Jr says hell divers two.
Andy Cortez
That's a number one answer.
Greg Miller
Survey says. Yeah, 50 point answer line for a bless. Wow, he came through. He delivered with that one. Great job. I like how you cleared your mind, but you got back on track.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
I got back on track. Funny enough, that wasn't the first answer I thought of.
Greg Miller
Oh, I'll be interested to see you in the next phase of this round because now we go to the other end and start with the one, the only Snowbike mic.
Mike Howard
Oh, very nice. Yeah, this is gonna get tough. After three. Number two is simple. It is Dune Awakening.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
Yep, that was the first one I thought of.
Greg Miller
Good answer. Do 1700 kinda funny best friends agree. We say, survey says, Whoa, 10 points. Dune Awakening. Gary's game of the year, I assume. So many hours spent in it. That leaves two, three and four open on the board. Of course. Blessing has earned 50 points with the number one answer, Helldivers. Now Mike has earned 10 points with a fifth place answer, Dune. Andy, we turn to you to close out this first wave hurts.
Andy Cortez
Animal Crossing.
Greg Miller
Andy says animal Crossing. Of course. Gary, the former host of Animal talking survey says.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
I mean it has to be.
Greg Miller
Yeah, that's right. Forty points. The second place answer is in fact Animal Crossing. And we are back to Blessing to find out. What do you think 3 and 4 are?
Blessing Adioye Jr.
I mean, Dune being at the 10 point spot really throws this in a. This, it puts it in a crazy place because the one I have there's no way they would put below Dune. So what else could it be? I have one in mind, but I can't think of the name of it and if I can't think of it, I don't know if they can.
Andy Cortez
Oh.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
And so in that case, I'm just gonna go back to my original answer. Rematch. Oh, I'm gonna say rematch.
Andy Cortez
Okay, sure.
Greg Miller
Good answer.
Andy Cortez
Good answer.
Mike Howard
That's a big poll.
Greg Miller
Yeah, Survey says.
Andy Cortez
Yeah.
Greg Miller
Okay, we're messing with some old school
Mike Howard
Gary with a fancy.
Andy Cortez
We should have.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
What's the game?
Andy Cortez
I'm thinking we should have kept playing Rematch.
Greg Miller
We go back to Mike.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
I've been playing it during break.
Andy Cortez
Whoa.
Mike Howard
Yeah. Gary, I have an answer that Was just for you. And I know that you would smile if I gave.
Andy Cortez
If you're still with us, but I'll
Mike Howard
put that in my back pocket because I know they don't know you like. I know you like it, but just say this little flip flips a Sparky. That's for you.
Andy Cortez
Okay.
Mike Howard
That's for you, Gary Whitta. Only he'll know that one. That's the next cast reference.
Greg Miller
He will never watch that.
Mike Howard
This is gonna be an easy one. It's Fall guys.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
Oh, that's good.
Greg Miller
Mike says fall guys. Survey says.
Mike Howard
Okay, we. We are in a predicament here.
Greg Miller
Okay, Andy, final pick of round one. And the question, when you think of Gary Widow, what video game do you think of?
Andy Cortez
I think of a video game that will often be referred to by Gary Widow as. It's fucking bullshit. Mario Kart.
Greg Miller
Oh, okay, sure. Mario Kart. Andy says Mario Kart. Survey says bullshit.
Andy Cortez
That's fucking bullshit.
Greg Miller
Heartbreaker for you guys.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
Was Moon Rocks on the list?
Greg Miller
No, Moon Rocks was not on the list. Yeah, Ding Dong xl not on the list. Ding Dong xl.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
That's what I was thinking of instead.
Greg Miller
Let's go and see what number four was. The Walking Dead.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
Oh, that's.
Greg Miller
Of course, you know, Gary and I's friendship slash relationship really begins with Telltale's the Walking Dead. He'd come on up at noon. I touched his knee. He asked me not to. We were friends forever. And then, of course, he was a story consultant and wrote episode four, by the way, on that one. And then number three, Forspoken. Forspoken.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
Interesting.
Greg Miller
Of course, Gary did a draft of the initial thing or something.
Andy Cortez
It was like just world building or whatever.
Greg Miller
Exactly, yeah. And then when nobody liked that game, everybody would come at Gary and he would come back at them.
Andy Cortez
He's like, I didn't write logic.
Greg Miller
I didn't want to do anything with it. I just did the stupid thing.
Andy Cortez
I said that mountain belonged to the whatever tribe.
Greg Miller
So everybody got some points. Mike, you got dune awakening for 10 points. Andy, you got our second place answer, animal crossing for 40 points. And then, blessing, you got the 50 point answer for Helldivers.
Andy Cortez
Nice.
Greg Miller
Congratulations, gentlemen, as we move in to round two.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
That's a good pull for Animal Crossing.
Andy Cortez
Thank you.
Greg Miller
Yeah, yeah, Real good one there. Number two. One I know we've done on Condo Feudi before, but I want to see what they think now. Name the best dog in video games. Name the best dog in video games. We go from the lowest to the highest. So we go Mike, Andy Bliss.
Mike Howard
That's unfortunate. It wasn't on kind of feud for this one.
Greg Miller
Let's see, dogs. Yeah.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
This must have been long ago. Like before it was. It's when it was still a Patreon show. I bet.
Andy Cortez
I don't remember.
Greg Miller
Yeah, They are thinking hard. And I'll remind you that if you want to be one of the 1700 who responded to these things and maybe it'll be 2000, maybe a million next time, go to kindafunny.com feudy where I put up new polls all the time.
Mike Howard
Do I have to know the name of the donk?
Greg Miller
Give me what you got and I'll decide.
Mike Howard
Can I give you a game?
Greg Miller
Give me what you got and I'll decide.
Mike Howard
Dog meat.
Greg Miller
Dog meat from, of course, Fallout 4. Oh, yeah. You can do Fallout in general. That's Fallout. That's Fallout. Name the best dog in video games. Mike says dog meat. Survey says
Blessing Adioye Jr.
it's gotta be number one. Yeah.
Greg Miller
Mikey with the 50 points right there by getting dog meat. The number one answer on the board. Andy, think of barks.
Andy Cortez
I'll say. I'll say. Parappa.
Greg Miller
Parappa the rapper?
Andy Cortez
Yeah.
Greg Miller
Not a bad one.
Andy Cortez
That's my dog.
Greg Miller
Is he a good boy? Let's find out. Survey says. Oh, Parappa. Did not make the list. Did not make the list.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
That's tough.
Andy Cortez
Ow. Jeez.
Greg Miller
Blessing.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
I was going to guess Parappa, so that puts me in a very interesting place. Best dog in video games. How cute are they going to get? I can't reach too much into the Duffy.
Andy Cortez
Star wars dog, the Bounty Hunter.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
I'm tempted to reach in the Duffy, but honestly, Terrible off of it. What's the score? We're still close. I can go with this. I'm gonna say Franklin's dog in GTA 5.
Andy Cortez
Okay.
Greg Miller
Okay. Oh, the Rottweiler.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
Oh, yeah.
Greg Miller
Okay, cool. Franklin's dog in GTA 5. Survey says. Yeah. Negative. That's a negative missed on that one. Mike, we're back to you. Your final pick of this round.
Mike Howard
Greg Miller.
Greg Miller
Yeah.
Mike Howard
You've always been very good to me.
Greg Miller
I try to.
Mike Howard
You're very kind to all of your competitors here on the game show. I would like a little, little, little space. Little grace.
Andy Cortez
Give a little grace. Little grace. Give a little grace.
Mike Howard
I'm going to mispronounce its name, but I'm going to give you two. But, like, they're the same name.
Greg Miller
Sure.
Mike Howard
From Final Fantasy 16. The dog's name is either Torqual or Tor. Something like that. But Ben Star's dog in Final Fantasy 16.
Greg Miller
Oh, sure.
Andy Cortez
Yeah, that's good.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
Okay.
Greg Miller
Torgle was the name. I'll.
Andy Cortez
I'll.
Greg Miller
You're right. You could have even said Ben Star's dog and I would have given to you. You know what I mean? Let's see. Is Ben Star' Torgle on the list? Survey says.
Andy Cortez
Wow.
Greg Miller
Mike cleaning up. 40 points right there. My game. That's what I want to see. That's what I want to see.
Mike Howard
You're going to draw me, you, and Nick Scarpino in the war zone. Get ready.
Andy Cortez
He just wanted one charact.
Greg Miller
I said he.
Mike Howard
3.
Greg Miller
Jesus God. I'm sorry, Chris.
Andy Cortez
The only loser this is going to be. Chris.
Greg Miller
Andy. Three dogs still left on this list.
Andy Cortez
Three dogs.
Greg Miller
My dogs.
Mike Howard
Let them bark at you.
Andy Cortez
Let's see. I'm going to be cheeky and say Snoop Dogg.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
I was thinking about it.
Greg Miller
Yeah, not bad, not bad.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
I was thinking about that.
Greg Miller
1700 kind of funny best friends were surveyed. Did they say Snoop Dogg? Survey says. Damn. They did not say Snoop Dogg Blessing. Final pick of the round.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
I'm not confident in it, but I'll say it. Your dog and Nintendogs.
Mike Howard
Oh, okay.
Greg Miller
Your dog and Nintendogs. Yeah, I like that a lot.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
Thank you.
Greg Miller
Tip of the hat for that one.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
Thank you. Survey says means it's not on the
Greg Miller
list, therefore it's not. Yeah, there were a lot of Nintendogs written in, but it wasn't enough to actually crack.
Andy Cortez
Wait, those are.
Greg Miller
No, no, I mean, they wrote Nintendogs. Yeah.
Andy Cortez
Oh, gotcha.
Mike Howard
Okay, I got two great ones.
Greg Miller
Okay.
Mike Howard
K.J. slider from Animal Crossing.
Greg Miller
K.K. slider.
Mike Howard
That's what I call him. And then Three Dog from Three Dog Radio.
Greg Miller
Three Dog also in Fallout. Yeah. Okay, that's good. So just to summarize real quick, Mike's the only one who got on the board there with dog meat and Torgal getting 90 points. Number five was Red Beef from Dispatch. Oh, again. I talked a couple episodes ago when I was like, hey, like, you know, for the Robert Robinson managing thing, where I was like, this is a recent thing. I think it's really impressive how much Dispatch has made waves in, like, stupid stuff like this, where they were like, beef's a great dog. Number four, KK Slider from Animal Crossing. And then number three, someone's gonna kick themselves for this. DDogg from Metal from Solid.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
That's a good one.
Greg Miller
So again, Mike walks away with 90 points. But, Baron, what is the overall score composition before we go away to ads right now?
Blessing Adioye Jr.
In last place, how the mighty have fallen. It is Andy the Nitro Rifle Cortez with a measly 40 points, just 10 points ahead of him. It is the trivia poppy known as Blessing Adelaide junior And in the lead cleaning it up. He knows all the dogs. It is Mikey Snow Mike Mike Howard with 100 points. But it's still anybody's game.
Greg Miller
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Andy Cortez
What if Mike, if you made Chris draw you as in the schoolgirl offer from Silent Hill?
Greg Miller
Jesus Christ.
Mike Howard
Hey, anything's possible.
Andy Cortez
I think he would love to do that. I think he would really love that.
Greg Miller
Keep switching up some of the Chris Anka artwork over there. Of course. Gentlemen, one of the big parts of Kind of Feudi is getting to know the contestants. Andy, I'll start with you for this question. What can't you do?
Andy Cortez
What can't I do? Play piano.
Greg Miller
Yeah.
Andy Cortez
It's so hard.
Greg Miller
Yeah.
Andy Cortez
You can't separate the left and the right, you know.
Greg Miller
Yeah, yeah. Did you ever try. Did you get in there, Try to do.
Andy Cortez
Yeah, I tried, but, like, you know, just. It's too bad that, you know.
Greg Miller
Plus, what can't you do?
Blessing Adioye Jr.
I'll hit you with like, one of my late New Year's resolutions. I can't cook that well. I want to learn how to cook. Oh, throw me in there, too. Yeah, yeah. I want to.
Greg Miller
I want.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
That's a skill I want to develop. And, you know, both for health reasons, but then also just, you know, be able to invite people over, be like, let me whip something up for you. Michael Hyatt. My roommate's been cooking a lot for us and, like, he's very impressive. So I want to learn that.
Greg Miller
All right, great. That's a good one. I like that. Thank you, Michael.
Mike Howard
Yeah, Greg, you know, I can do all things. There's not a single thing that I've ever encountered in life that I can't do.
Greg Miller
Remember when Roger tried to tell you you couldn't run a marathon right in his face?
Andy Cortez
Yeah.
Mike Howard
Except for one thing. There's only one thing in this life that I can't do, and that's get Andy to love me. You'll be my best friend. Be prepared.
Andy Cortez
I heard a lot of murmurs about, like, well, this year, maybe one of the goals is Mike goes to Andy's house and Nick is like, oh, that's happening. It's not happening.
Mike Howard
There's a lot of conversations.
Greg Miller
Let's save that. Let's save that till episode six and see what the prize is.
Mike Howard
Oh, God.
Greg Miller
Right now we're gonna move on to round number three. Another throwback. Name the best video game weapon of all time. We start with the lowest score on the board, which just so happens to be Andy.
Mike Howard
Oh.
Andy Cortez
Oh. I'll say the Buster Sword.
Greg Miller
Andy says, the Buster Sword. Look at the energy up there.
Andy Cortez
Thank you.
Mike Howard
Good answer.
Greg Miller
Survey says. That's right. 40 points. The second place answer. Why do I keep thinking the goddamn fake mic's real?
Andy Cortez
Oh, you tied a pin to it.
Mike Howard
Good job.
Greg Miller
It blends in nice. You have to really be looking, but I try to do when nobody looks. I'm beating the. We go to the next lowest score. Blessing. Blessing. Name the best video game weapon of all time.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
I'm going to say the Master Sword.
Greg Miller
Wow. Bless says the Master Sword. Survey says,
Mike Howard
boom.
Greg Miller
50 points right there for Blessing.
Andy Cortez
That was actually my answer. I just have a speech impediment. Oh, no. I hate to say,
Greg Miller
Mike, we suddenly have ourselves a ball game. Blessing has 100. Andy has 20. You are the highest. But when we went into this round. So you are the last pick here. Give me the best video game weapon of all time.
Mike Howard
A lot of fun options here. A lot of great ones. Think about our audience looking at you. Audience. That's a pretty sweet weapon. Makes me smile. I'm gonna go with Kratos's dual blades.
Greg Miller
The Blades of Chaos is what Mike says. Survey says. Oh, did not chart on this one. They are there in seventh place by my math.
Mike Howard
Maybe we're Xbox fans now.
Andy Cortez
Oh, we've turned the audience. Yeah.
Mike Howard
Look at us.
Greg Miller
It could happen. You know what I mean? We swing it back to Andy, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andy Cortez
It'd be dumb to not say, say the ax.
Mike Howard
What's its.
Andy Cortez
I know where it was forged. Ah, man.
Greg Miller
Thinking real hard.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
Kratos's axe.
Greg Miller
Kratos, sir.
Mike Howard
Got him.
Greg Miller
Yeah. The Leviathan ax. Yeah. You don't have to worry about having the actual thing. Andy says the Leviathan ax. Survey says 10 points.
Andy Cortez
Okay, that's what's up.
Mike Howard
Best friends are for what's up, dude.
Greg Miller
Plus, we're back to you. You have three and four open mike.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
What is it called? That The Halo sword. What is the sword?
Mike Howard
That's the question.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
Laser sword, Light sword, Master sword. Was it called any of those? Right. Is it a blade?
Mike Howard
Look at me. Look.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
What's up?
Mike Howard
Since I helped my best friend, I'll look.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
Look at.
Greg Miller
Yeah, yeah.
Mike Howard
Audience, don't get uptight. Look at me. When you look at me, I'm looking at you. What do you think of. There's a word type sword.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
I don't. What do I think when I think
Andy Cortez
this is a good clue.
Mike Howard
White is my mind.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
I was like, white sword. I don't know what I think of
Greg Miller
what I look at.
Mike Howard
Okay.
Greg Miller
I mean, again, I appreciate this and I'll let it go on as long as you want to. I did give him Kratos axe.
Mike Howard
Yes, exactly.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
So you could say, oh, sure.
Andy Cortez
Okay.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
The sword from Halo, which is known
Greg Miller
as an energy sword.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
Yeah, gotcha.
Greg Miller
Blessing gets there in the end. Energy sword. Survey says yes. Nice. 20 points there with the fourth point.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
Energy sword. I thought it had like a more hype name than that.
Mike Howard
No, no, very basic.
Andy Cortez
What's the plasma sword?
Mike Howard
Plasma rifle you're thinking of?
Andy Cortez
Oh, am I? Maybe you're right.
Greg Miller
And then, Mike, we're back to you here to close this out.
Mike Howard
Yeah, Greg, there's a lot of great answers here. Since it's my turn to close out, I can kind of talk it out.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
Right.
Mike Howard
Of like, you know, truly the best weapon in all of video games.
Andy Cortez
Right.
Mike Howard
It goes Halo pistol, then it goes into the. Of course, Lancer from Gears of War. And it goes back to Halo for the sniper rifle because I couldn't get that. Then it goes back to Halo with the torque, but. Or back to Gears with the torque bow, but none of those will be on the list.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
You don't think Lancer. It's Lance.
Mike Howard
What about the service weapons? The service pistol?
Andy Cortez
Oh, I don't know.
Mike Howard
Coming hot off of control. Yeah, I mean, they like that.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
That's actually a good talk about that.
Andy Cortez
I would love for it to be there.
Mike Howard
Well, we're all close. We'll have some fun. Let's go with the Lancer rifle.
Greg Miller
Mico's Lancer rifle. Survey says.
Mike Howard
What the fuck?
Blessing Adioye Jr.
Oh, that's surprising. Get it.
Andy Cortez
What the fuck?
Mike Howard
They don't get it, Mike. I know.
Greg Miller
Do you know? I'm going to try my best, but it's not my thing, but. And it wasn't your thing for a long time, but. Unlock your heart.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
Oh, the King Blade.
Andy Cortez
You know what?
Blessing Adioye Jr.
That's on us. I turned around, I was gonna. That chat was going Crazy. If you're watching live. Sorry.
Greg Miller
We deserve that.
Mike Howard
I turned around. I'm turned around.
Greg Miller
Hey, as much as we go after
Andy Cortez
the audience, we deserve whatever he can get here.
Greg Miller
So, yeah, for 50 points, Blessing got Master Sword. For 40 points, Andy got the Buster sword. Everybody missed on keyblade. Blessing got 20 points with Energy SW and Andy got 10 points with Leviathan Axe Baird. As we move into round four and moving day, what are the scores right now?
Blessing Adioye Jr.
It is a close one. Greg. Right now in last place, it is Andy the Nitro rifle Cortez with 90 points, but only 10 points ahead of him. In second place, had a healthy lead earlier on in the game, but it is so tight now. It is Snowbike Mike Howard with 100 points and just 20 points ahead of him. It is last week's winner of Kind of Feud, it is Blessing the trivia, Poppy addy. Oh, yea junior with 120 points, but it's still Eddie Buddy's game. Was. Was Buster Cannon on the list?
Greg Miller
Not. Not in my short list here.
Andy Cortez
Not even like six.
Greg Miller
BFG was in sixth place.
Andy Cortez
Oh, Big yeah yeah yeah.
Greg Miller
And Blades of Chaos at seven.
Andy Cortez
Oh.
Greg Miller
Now I tried for. I'm trying to appeal to the kids here. So that's why I was trying with Mike and the Keyblade thing. Barrett, I think I got this I'm gonna try to apply to you. All right, let's move from that to a more sophisticated weapon from a more civilized age. Did I get that right? Star wars round four. We are starting with the lowest score, which is Andy right now. Andy, what color was your lightsaber in Star Wars? Jedi Survivor, whatever. Fallen either. Whatever. Whichever one of the ones. When you were Cal Kestis, what were you rocking?
Andy Cortez
I hate this. I hate this. Ah. Because I know what mine was.
Greg Miller
Yeah, you gotta wonder for 1700 kind of funny. Best friends, what did they set it for in Fallen Order or Survivor?
Mike Howard
Probably something real badass like purple.
Andy Cortez
I mean, that's my favorite one.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
I want some of that purple stuff. Some of that purple.
Andy Cortez
I'll. I'm gonna go with. I'm gonna go with purple.
Greg Miller
Andy Cors says, what color was your lightsaber in Star Wars Jedi Survivor? He says purple, purple and purple. Survey says the 40 point answer is purple right there. We now move to Mike.
Andy Cortez
That was either 40 or 0.
Mike Howard
I didn't play this game.
Greg Miller
What color is the light? What color lightsaber do they pick?
Mike Howard
I thought he had his own color, to be honest with you. I thought he was cool like that.
Andy Cortez
Well, at the end. Yeah. You make your own thing.
Mike Howard
Okay, I'm gonna go with blue. Traditional blue. Okay.
Andy Cortez
Yeah. One.
Greg Miller
That's a good answer. Mike goes blue. Survey Sundays. Yeah, the 50 point answer.
Mike Howard
You'll be drawing me, Chris.
Greg Miller
I'm so sorry, Chris. I'm so sorry, Chris.
Mike Howard
You'll be drawing me.
Greg Miller
He was so bad last week. I didn't think he had it in him like this.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
I'm gonna go red.
Greg Miller
Blessing goes red. Sith evil. Survey says.
Mike Howard
Wow.
Greg Miller
Whoa.
Mike Howard
Leaving the door open. Whoa. Wide open.
Greg Miller
What are you thinking?
Mike Howard
That's crazy.
Greg Miller
There's no morality in the game. You can't be a. You're a good guy.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
Can you not? You can only do red. I think on the second playthrough, you unlock the red saber.
Greg Miller
Is that even true? I thought you could do it. I thought it's fallen order. I thought you could on your initial one. But like, I just. For me, it was like, so narrative dissident. So I was like, I can't.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
Oh, that. People don't care about narrative dissonance. They care about being cool. The red lightsaber is cool. I was surprised purple was above it, but. Yeah, he must not be able to do it.
Greg Miller
Well, it was on the list. I don't have all. I don't have all of them in
Blessing Adioye Jr.
front of me, but people wrote in with it.
Greg Miller
Yeah, people did write right in with red. A lot of good guys out there, though.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
Calcus is good being a good guy
Mike Howard
guy
Greg Miller
stuck between two and.
Andy Cortez
And it's more of like a. It's not a. Can I pick this or that? It's more of like. Orange, amber, yellow. Like, it's that. I just, you know, I need you
Greg Miller
to pick one there. Sorry, I can't give you orange, amber. Yellow is one answer.
Mike Howard
Whoa.
Greg Miller
Oh. Although I will do this if you want. Nobody would have guessed it. One person wrote it and said piss yellow. I wrote that down in my car.
Andy Cortez
Well, because I don't know if they were actually different selections or not. That's my thing.
Greg Miller
But I'll say this. Of all the. Of the top five here, there are no shades. There's no light blue. There's only blue.
Mike Howard
You don't shade it up.
Andy Cortez
Okay, Just say the color. I mean, it's the coolest one. But like, I'm just gonna say green.
Greg Miller
And he says.
Andy Cortez
Popularity sake.
Greg Miller
Survey says.
Andy Cortez
Yeah.
Greg Miller
30 point answer right there, dead in the middle.
Mike Howard
It's Mike. Yeah. I wanted that one.
Andy Cortez
Sorry.
Mike Howard
Sorry.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
I wanted.
Mike Howard
I just look at you dead in the eyes. I wanted that one. This Prize means something. This means something to me. Do you've gotten prizes. You've been places. Okay, this doesn't mean anything to you.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
That's not true.
Mike Howard
You're already talented. You could draw your own.
Greg Miller
That's a great. That's a great point.
Mike Howard
Exactly.
Andy Cortez
At one point, Chris was making a Pokemon drawing of me and my squad, and then he stopped and never like,
Mike Howard
oh, you think you're gonna revive?
Andy Cortez
Why don't I have the heart to ask him? Like, hey, can you just give me whatever you did do so I could, like, color and finish it? But like, Chris.
Mike Howard
Yeah, but think about making him draw me and how much fun it would be.
Andy Cortez
Amazing. Yeah, you're right.
Mike Howard
I'll go with orange. Yeah, that's right.
Greg Miller
Snowback Mike is locking in orange. The winning team from kind of funny game showdown season four. Survey says 20 points. 20 points there for Mikey. Keeping it alive.
Andy Cortez
Oh, no. Yeah. And it's coolest.
Greg Miller
Bless. We are back to you.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
I don't know, man. I don't know.
Mike Howard
When you look at me.
Greg Miller
Oh, God, here we go.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
I already guessed red.
Andy Cortez
White.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
No, no.
Greg Miller
I got lightheaded. That's got to be a social clip of the question before blessing being like, look at me. What is he? White? And then this one. I already said red.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
I mean, white. Is white lightsaber even a thing? Yeah, that's the thing.
Greg Miller
Yeah.
Andy Cortez
I'm pretty sure. I don't.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
I think so as an adult head white lightsabers. And this is why I should have finished Survivor. I. I didn't fall in love with the Survivor the way I thought I would, but, like, I feel like there was a goal, but maybe I'm just thinking of orange. I thought there was a gold lightsaber, but it must have been orange then. Yeah, I don't know.
Mike Howard
I haven't played it.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
I'm just gonna say
Greg Miller
white.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
White is my answer. I'm sticking to white.
Greg Miller
Blessing says white. Survey says, yeah, that's bullshit. Sorry about that.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
What is it?
Greg Miller
We, of course, for number five, we're looking for Rey Skywalker's.
Andy Cortez
Ah.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
See, if I said gold, would you have given me.
Greg Miller
I don't think so, no.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
Okay, then I feel fine about it.
Greg Miller
Yeah, you're fine on that one. White was the sixth place answer. It was right there. It was knocking on the door, but there was quite a gap there. 176 for yellow, 82 for white. Okay. But I mean, the main thing about it is I think I am a pink lightsaber guy, and that's what I like. To rock with Cal Kestis or whatever, But I find most Star wars people are entrenched in the universe. So if you look at this, and I'm sure Barrett could correct me, even with the exception of orange, which I don't know. I don't know of a Jedi with orange. You can go, all right, Blue and green. Obviously. The movies you'd expect Samuel L. Jackson with purple. Right. Yellow being Rey. I feel like there's those kind of narrative threads that pulled this question through.
Andy Cortez
I mean, who I mean? Hey, Plo Koon. You know what I'm saying, Barrett? Plo Koon is the coolest man.
Greg Miller
Bring him in. Barrett, do you know what he's saying?
Blessing Adioye Jr.
I do know Plo Koon. I don't remember his lightsaber.
Andy Cortez
Yeah, it was like an orange. Like amber or whatever. Yeah.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
I usually pick orange for Cal Kestis. Maybe it's because he's a redhead.
Greg Miller
Exactly. Yeah. Give me one final score recap before we go into the final round here.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
You got it, Greggy. The final score recap before going into the fifth and final round in last place, but still with triple digis, it is Blessing the trivia. Poppy.
Mike Howard
Adio.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
Yay, Junior with 120 points in second place, just 10 points behind the lead. A man who needs those Pokemon drawings or whatever he was talking about earlier. It is Andy the Nitro rifle Cortez with 160 points and in the lead. A man who will make Chris Anka draw him as a character from Silent Hill. F. Maybe it is Snow Bike Mike Howard with 170 points, but it's still anybody's game. It's crazy to experience Moving Day in real time going how it feels going into round four in first place.
Greg Miller
And now being in round five, I'm like, I don't think I got Feud. You got beauty.
Mike Howard
Yeah. Wow.
Andy Cortez
You can only tie with Mike.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
Yeah.
Greg Miller
This I think, might work to your advantage, hopefully. All right, these should be easy points for you.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
Should be.
Greg Miller
I asked 1700 kind of funny best friends, what's the worst GTA?
Blessing Adioye Jr.
Okay, okay, okay. They should be easy points. I'm gonna say GTA 1.
Greg Miller
Blessing Adi Oye Jr. Locks in the original Grand Theft Auto survey says, okay, 50 points. That is the number one answer there. Blessing Andy, what is the worst gta?
Andy Cortez
I'll say Grand Theft Auto 4.
Greg Miller
Okay. Not a fan of Nico.
Andy Cortez
I mean, I am, but sure.
Greg Miller
Andy says Grand Theft Auto 4. Survey says.
Andy Cortez
Oh, wow.
Greg Miller
20 points there. That is the fourth answer there.
Andy Cortez
Holy
Greg Miller
snow bike. Mike, what is the worst GTA and
Mike Howard
there's not a package.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
Right?
Greg Miller
There is not a package.
Mike Howard
Okay.
Greg Miller
All of them.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
Well, I know where he's going. Yeah.
Mike Howard
You thought you knew what I was going for.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
I was gonna be my next guy.
Greg Miller
The remastered.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
Yeah.
Mike Howard
Just remember, you put it out there, he'll restart your Pokemon. Okay, Just back the fuck up.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
All right.
Greg Miller
What a race here. Andy with 180.
Mike Howard
Mike, I can't miss or else it's over for me. You would think if he goes four, which was I. Which was what I was going to go with. That's so low. He went one. You would think they're probably just going to go down the line number wise and then we'll get kind of mixed up with different names. Let's go with GTA 2.
Andy Cortez
My mentality was if they're gonna fucking pick like the top down one, they're gonna go with one and that's it.
Greg Miller
Sure, sure, sure.
Mike Howard
Yeah. They might not even think of that one.
Andy Cortez
Yeah.
Greg Miller
Mike says GTA 2. Survey says,
Andy Cortez
wow.
Mike Howard
Even a GTA 2, I don't know.
Greg Miller
GTA 2 got 40 points there for Mike. And we are into quite the battle here. Blessing, we turn it back to you, your final pick. Two on the board. You have one and two and four are all gone. Three and five still on the board.
Mike Howard
If he gets three, it's over for Andy.
Andy Cortez
Yeah.
Greg Miller
If he gets three, you got a drawing.
Mike Howard
Yeah, drawing me.
Andy Cortez
Get ready. Stretch those fingers out. Get them tendons warmed up.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
It's definitely a knowledge moment. Is London the same as GTA 2 or is London a different entry? I think.
Mike Howard
Oh, that's a great question.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
I think it's a different entry. Right?
Greg Miller
No, Bear, give me a Google. I'm rusty to interject.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
Yeah.
Greg Miller
I'm like 98% certain it was because I had a PS1 and I had GTA 2 and I always saw GTA London at the store and never bought it. So I am fairly certain. But we will go to our judge.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
Yeah.
Greg Miller
Just to make sure I'm correct.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
And I'll have my. Get my judge. I'll have my guest be GTA London. Just for factoid here, Grand Theft auto colon London 1969.
Greg Miller
Yeah.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
Is in an expansion pack.
Greg Miller
Okay.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
For the very first Grand Theft Auto.
Greg Miller
There you go.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
And they're doing that back then.
Andy Cortez
Huh. My guess is going to be the getaway.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
I mean, okay. Expansion pack. You know what, never mind. I'm not going to guess that. I. Instead I'm going to go. GTA Liberty City Stories, A Dagger to
Greg Miller
my psp Heart Yeah. Gta, Liberty City stories. Survey says.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
Fair enough.
Greg Miller
Swing.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
I could win anyway.
Greg Miller
Miss, we now go to andy. You are 30 points behind Mike. Meaning you need to hit that number three answer.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
You could save Chris Anka today, Andy.
Mike Howard
That'd be fun.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
Say London.
Andy Cortez
Chinatown Wars.
Greg Miller
A dagger to my heart. A fantastic game. Gta, Chinatown Wars. Andy says.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
Love that game.
Mike Howard
I love both of those, Sir.
Greg Miller
They says 10 points for Andy. 10 points for Andy there, Mike. For the shits and the gigs. Number three, what was it?
Mike Howard
Let's go with GTA 3.
Greg Miller
I'm just going to survey this down the numbers. GTA 3, Mike gets 30 points off that. Not that he needs it. A commanding victory right there. Wow, that's crazy. They did throw back up. They did just back the order. GTA to GTA 2 to GTA 3 to GTA 4. Then Chinatown wars got thrown under the bus because people don't want to play for some reason because they're bad people. Bad, bad people.
Andy Cortez
Get ready, Chris.
Mike Howard
I'm going to close my eyes, Chris. I'll let you know what I want. Give me a real nice try.
Andy Cortez
How many clothes will you be wearing?
Mike Howard
Oh man. Minimal.
Greg Miller
So sorry, Chris Anka. Didn't mean for that to happen to you. That is another episode of Kinda Feudy in the books. Some little fun ones for you there. Gary Whitta Fall guys was number six, Halo was number seven. They put that on there for you or whatever. For another Gary one out there, what could be done out there? Of course this has been okay.
Andy Cortez
But what sucks though is like he's always randomly tweeting about Mario Kart World
Greg Miller
or Mario Kart 100%. No, no, I know, I know.
Andy Cortez
Fuck this game.
Blessing Adioye Jr.
It's fucking bullshit.
Andy Cortez
Yeah, like he so tip of the hat for me on that one.
Greg Miller
Nah, nah, nah. And I'm gonna start taking him away if you keep asking. Okay, okay. That's another episode of kind of Feudi in the book. Remember if you want to be one of those 1700 responders, go on over to kindafunny.com feudy where I'm putting up new polls all the time. If you want your name right in the beginning, patreon.com kinda funny. Support us at that Patreon producer tier. Anybody else just go ahead and subscribe for the kinda funny membership. YouTube, Patreon, Apple, Spotify, get all the shows ad free. Get your daily dose of me, Greg Miller. And of course keep the lights and mics for an 11 person, 11 year old small business. But for now, until next time, it's
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Release Date: January 26, 2026
Episode Theme:
This episode is a game show-style installment of "Kinda Feudy," where hosts Greg Miller, Tim Gettys, Blessing Adeoye Jr., Andy Cortez, and Mike Howard ("Snow Bike Mike") compete by guessing the most common answers from a survey of 1700+ Kinda Funny listeners on various video game questions. The stakes are high—a custom art commission from acclaimed comic artist Chris Anka—so the banter is passionate, competitive, and full of classic Kinda Funny humor and gaming deep-cuts. The highlight: “What’s the worst GTA?” among other feudy video game topics.
Memorable Quote:
"I have to win. I’m gonna fuck you guys up."
—Blessing Adeoye Jr. ([03:38])
Contestant Answers & Scoring:
Memorable Quote:
"It wouldn't be Kinda Feudy if we weren't playing for an amazing, incredible prize."
—Greg Miller ([03:03])
Missed/Other Answers:
Highlights:
Contestant Answers & Scoring:
Missed/Other Answers:
Memorable Quote:
"You're going to draw me, you, and Nick Scarpino in the war zone. Get ready."
—Mike Howard, plotting his Chris Anka art ([13:13])
Quote:
"There's only one thing in this life I can't do, and that's get Andy to love me."
—Mike Howard ([20:18])
Contestant Answers & Scoring:
Missed/Other Answers:
Memorable Quote:
"Why do I keep thinking the goddamn fake mic's real?"
—Greg Miller, re: Andy's prop mic ([21:21])
Contestant Answers & Scoring:
Memorable Moments:
Quotes:
"There’s no morality in the game... you can’t be — you’re a good guy."
—Greg Miller, on red sabers ([29:50]) "I already guessed red... white. Is white lightsaber even a thing?"
—Blessing Adeoye Jr., second-guessing himself ([33:05])
Contestant Answers & Scoring:
Remaining picks:
Results:
Memorable Quote:
"Get ready, Chris. I'm going to close my eyes, Chris. I'll let you know what I want. Give me a real nice try."
—Mike Howard, imagining his art ([40:44])
| Segment | Time | |------------------------------------------------|----------| | Episode Start & Setup | 02:17 | | Gary Whitta/Game Association (Round 1) | 04:56 | | Best Dog in Video Games (Round 2) | 09:37 | | Contestant Personal Q&A | 19:16 | | Best Video Game Weapon (Round 3) | 20:45 | | Lightsaber Color Question (Round 4) | 28:10 | | Worst GTA (Final Round) | 35:52 | | Endgame Scores & Winner Announced | 41:12 | | Epilogue & Survey Plug | 41:22+ |
If you missed the episode, this summary covers the spirited contest, the fan-nominated highlights (and lowlights!) of gaming’s best weapons and canine companions, and the episode’s big finish crowning Mike “Snow Bike Mike” as the champion of Kinda Feudy—plus plenty of inside jokes and Kinda Funny flavor along the way.