Podcast
Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts
Hosted by Brooke and Ryan · EN
After 16 years of friendship, Brooke and Ryan have decided to relive their childhoods via the only video game series they’ve ever really played: Kingdom Hearts. Join them on their journey as they connect their hearts and create THE definitive Kingdom Hearts rankings of worlds, songs, and bosses.
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Cover art by Cody Gauthier.
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Our Expert Opinion on the "Leaked" KH IV World "List"
Sep 800:35:18Tap to summarizeIf you haven't seen the Reddit Thread that claims to have an inside scoop on the KH IV world list, buckle up! Brooke and Ryan reunite to discuss bread crumbs of new KH content, and whether this list is plausible, real, and desirable. The Final World (The Water Sky World from Kingdom Hearts 3)Quadratum The Mysterious Tower (Yen Sid’s Tower)Hercules (Hades’ Underworld)MoanaPrincess and the FrogWreck-It Ralph (Hub World)Wreck-It RalphWreck-It Ralph (Sci-Fi Section)Wreck-It Ralph (Racing Candy Land)ZootopiaIncrediblesBraveInside OutCocoWall-EStar WarsLast World from KH3Hollow Bastion (KH2 Hub)Islands Where Sora, Riku, and Kairi Are FromWF
Transcribe →THE Definitive Ranking of KH2 Bosses
Apr 4, 202500:49:13Tap to summarizeBrooke and Ryan break down the official KH2 Boss Ranking and tease what's next on the final KH2 episode.https://www.patreon.com/KingdomHeartsKingdomHearts
Transcribe →Boss Rankings (KH2): World That Never Was
Mar 24, 202500:34:56Tap to summarizeBrooke and Ryan kick off their absence with musings on never being good enough at Kingdom Hearts, travel adventures, and plans for Breath of the Wild content before ranking the final bosses of the game:RoxasXigbarLuxordSaixXemnas
Transcribe →Melody of Madness: THE Definitive KH2 Song Ranking
Jan 10, 202500:51:26Tap to summarizeBrooke and Ryan go full synesthesia as they create the definitive ranking of KH2 songs. FINAL RANKINGS Lazy Afternoons 10 Roxas 9.5 Cavern of Remembrance 9.3 The Encounter 9.25 A Twinkle in the Sky 9.125 Rowdy Rumble 9 What a Surprise! 8.875 Tension Rising 8.75 The Home of Dragons 8.625 The Afternoon Streets/Sinister Sundown 8.5 Vim and Vigor, Sacred Moon 8.375 Sinister Shadows 8.25 The 13th Dilemma, Deep Anxiety 8.125 He's a Pirate 8 Happy Holidays! 7.875 The 13th Struggle 7.75 Waltz of the Damned 7.625 A Fight to the Death 7.5 Field of Honor 7.375 The Corrupted 7.25 Desire for All That Is Lost 7.125 Organization XIII; Old Friends, Old Rivals; Darkness of the Unknown 7 Dance to the Death, Riku 6.625 Dance of the Daring, Deep Drive 6.5 Savannah Pride 6.25 The Underworld 6 Adventures in the Savannah 5.375 Space Paranoids 5.25 Byte Bashing, Sora 4.625 Magical Mystery 4.375 What Lies Beneath 4.25 Working Together 3.875 Monochrome Dreams 3.25 Nights of the Cursed, The Escapade 2.5 All songs are copyright of Square Enix an Queen Yoko Shimomura.
Transcribe →Melody of Madness: World that Never Was, End of KH2
Dec 14, 202400:35:21Tap to summarizeBrooke and Ryan cancel, then un-cancel themselves, rank Wicked with KH2 characters, and rank the following songs: The Corrupted Space Paranoids Byte Bashing Sinister Shadows The 13th Dilemma Sacred Moon Deep Drive Riku A Fight to the Death Darkness of the UnknownCavern of Remembrance Deep Anxiety
Transcribe →Dispatches from Visits to Every Disneyland*
Nov 1, 202400:33:13Tap to summarizeRyan relives his year of living Disney-ly and visiting the Tokyo, Shanghai, and California Disneylands during the month of October.
Transcribe →The DEFINITIVE Disney World Ride Ranking (All Parks)
Sep 19, 202401:07:13Tap to summarizeVOTE NOW: We can't have a definitive ranking without you! YOU get to decide which ride goes in the Top Ten! Poll is open until Jan 1, 2025. In the meantime... Brooke and Ryan unveil their definitive ranking of the rides at Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, Hollywood Studios, and Animal Kingdom after special guest Chad comes in to do some quality control and gets chewed out by Brooke for being a slave to IP and his lack of respect for Walt.
Transcribe →Disney World Rankings: Animal Kingdom
Sep 6, 202400:46:26Tap to summarizeBrooke, brother and friend of the pod Alex, and Ryan discuss the evolution of Animal Kingdom, rank all the rides, and dive into the history of the park shows. Dinosaur Na'vi River Journey Avatar Flight of Passage Expedition Everest – Legend of the Forbidden Mountain Kilimanjaro Safaris Kali River Rapids It's Tough to be a Bug!
Transcribe →Disney World Rankings: Hollywood Studios
Aug 23, 202401:14:19Tap to summarizeIn this episode, Ryan, Brooke, and her brother Alex (Instagram: @xelawuu) dive deep into Disney’s Hollywood Studios, exploring the park's evolving identity and its ongoing transformation. As experts on all things Disney, they bring their unique insights to the table, discussing the park's current offerings and what makes each attraction stand out—or fall short. They rank and review the top rides, sharing their personal favorites and giving honest takes on what to skip, including: Mickey & Minnie's Runaway Railway Millennium Falcon: Smugglers Run Star Wars: Rise of the Resistance Slinky Dog Dash Toy Story Mania! Alien Swirling Saucers The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror Rock 'n' Roller Coaster Starring Aerosmith Star Tours – The Adventures Continue Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular! Muppet*Vision 3D
Transcribe →Disney World Rankings: EPCOT Rides
Aug 16, 202400:29:24Tap to summarizeBrooke and Ryan relive their favorite EPCOT moments and rank the best the Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow rides. Spaceship Earth The Seas with Nemo & Friends Soarin' Around the World Living with the Land *Journey Into Imagination with Figmen Mission: SPACE Test Track Gran Fiesta Tour Starring The Three Caballeros Frozen Ever After Remy's Ratatouille Adventure Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind**
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