Kitesurf365 – The Megapod: "Code Brown" (Feb 19, 2026) Host: Adrian Kerr
Cohost: Colin Colin Carroll

Overview

In this lively and humorous episode of "The Megapod," Adrian Kerr and Colin Colin Carroll reconnect after a raucous trip to Japan with Steezy Pete, Jetto Kawano, Jason Van Der Spee, and Sam (videographer/editor). They recount the post-filming chaos, cultural observations, food misadventures (the infamous "Code Brown"), and finish with spirited discussion about this year's standout kiteboarders, events, and industry trends. The chemistry, inside jokes, and candid banter between the hosts make for a classic Megapod, blending behind-the-scenes stories with proper kiteboarding chat.

Post-Japan Chaos: The Steezy Pete and Jetto Saga

Timestamps: 00:00 – 08:36

• The episode kicks off with Colin describing the pandemonium that ensued in Japan after he left, with Adrian left to "wrangle" Pete, Jetto, and the rest of the crew.
• Highlights include losing bowling shoes within minutes, a car with lost keys (ultimately discovered wrapped inside a kite), and broken windows/doors:
  • “Jetto somehow loses shoes... The driver's door doesn't open, by the way, because Jetto smashed up that side of the car.” (01:11–03:04, B)
• Adrian is painted as the group’s much-needed chaperone:
  • "You actually need a dedicated person to be... a border collie, just kind of constantly rounding them up... That person is Adrian. He is the CDP wrangler." (05:47, A)
• Scenes of kiteboarding chaos: failed attempts to foil ("there was no wind, there was no water"), tangled kites, and makeshift problem-solving.
• Vivid images of Pete and Jetto lying in six inches of water, “like a monitor lizard walking out of the water,” and attempts at “snorkeling” in waters so shallow you don’t need to submerge. (08:01, B)

Behind the Scenes: The Steezy Pete Interview & The Food Odyssey

Timestamps: 08:36 – 18:35

• Colin fondly recalls an impromptu half-hour interview with Steezy Pete as comedic gold, marvelling at Pete’s offbeat, hilarious answers:
  • “He would just say the weirdest, funniest, best thing...through the chalky, through the soil, through the chalk. You know, he's touching magma with the tip.” (09:00, A)
• Japanese cuisine reviewed with a mix of admiration and bemusement:
  • “If you and I went out to a Japanese restaurant in London, I think we'd be more impressed... Japanese restaurants in big cities allow a little bit of flexibility into their preparation.” (10:05, B)
  • “The sushi. I think everyone was disappointed that there wasn't any chicken sushi... That's not a thing. That's an American invention.” (15:07–15:15, A)
• Jason Van Der Spee becomes comic relief, unable to master chopsticks:
  • "Jason vanishing chopsticks... like a baby giraffe trying to walk for the first time." (15:36, B)
• The infamous food poisoning incident (“Code Brown”):
  • “Four people sleeping on tatami mats in a Japanese house with one toilet, and two people very, very sick. It was... I said to Sam...if you go when you’re in there, I'm just gonna have to go in the bath.” (16:31, B)
• Hilarious yet harrowing recount of bodily chaos and logistical nightmares sharing one Japanese bathroom.
  • “You're timing whether you sit down, whether you stand up...you're going both ends here.” (17:26, B)
  • Adrian: “...to paint the picture, yeah you sleep on the floor in Japan... in a small little room with just a humble blanket and a, and a pillow to rest your head. And the thought of the, the remaining crew all staggering over each other in order to get to the one bathroom...there’s no dignity left at that time of night.” (18:35–19:25, A)

Japanese Culture: Quirks and Reflections

Timestamps: 10:58 – 14:25

• Both note a “melancholy feel” to Japan, theorizing it comes from demographic and economic realities:
  • “The country’s full to the brim with old people and adult nappy sales are through the roof, and the future's not looking good...” (11:09, A)
• Fastidious rule-following and over-staffing amuse and frustrate in equal measure:
  • “Normally you'd get off and at immigration... there's about four of those people. There's four times too many people doing stupid tasks.” (11:38, A)
  • “...the man asks to see my boarding pass to check that I’m the right person for that bag. And that doesn’t happen anywhere, does it?” (12:09, A)
• Colin’s brush with Japanese politeness—expressing remorse through Google Translate after snapping at an overzealous staffer and a reciprocal bow-and-nod moment:
  • “He did bow. And then I did bow. And then he touched my shoulder and kind of gave me the nod to say, do you know what? That was pretty immature. But, you know, you're Jedi.” (14:10, A)

Kiteboarding Awards & Scene Analysis

Timestamps: 22:10 – 28:15

• Wryly debating this year's “Male Rider,” “Female Rider,” and “Movie of the Year” picks.
  • “I think Natalie is... Epic performance at King of the Air, wasn’t it?... I might give it to Gisela Pulido just for having a bit of a comeback.” (22:39, A)
  • “I think Finn Flugel winning a freestyle world championship in straps and being at the height of big air... I’ll go Finn Flugel.” (23:59–24:13, A)
  • “I would choose Lorenzo, but I could easily pitch a case for Finn as well...” (25:07, B)
• Recognizing Capucine Delannoy’s exceptional, often overlooked, achievements (23:28, B)
• “Movie of the Year” consensus: Vortex, praised for passion, length, and genuine kiteboarding action:
  • “That is the video with the most passion, the most time, the most dedication, the most thought. It was beautiful...It had some like remarkable riding in it.” (25:48, A)
• Discussing awards as both meaningful and sometimes arbitrary; musing about resurrecting their own “Whaley’s” awards (“you can buy it if you want...for €200”).

Events Preview: Lords of Tram, Mykonos, GKA World Tour

Timestamps: 28:15 – 32:38

• Praise for the Lords of Tram event’s large fleets, cold and extreme conditions:
  • "The only event that has the potential for everyone to be in ski jackets and ski pants... the only event I've attended where they've stopped because it's too windy." (29:27, A)
• Mykonos as stop #2—an “amazing spot” with unique spectator vantage points.
  • “You can actually be up as high as the guys are jumping... amazing spot. I mean, Mykonos is a cool spot in general.” (30:53, B)
• Pondering athlete commitment and safety at events like Buckeye, surmising all big riders will attend, despite dangers (31:43, B / 31:56, A)
• Revealing Lord of the Tram’s marketing: “the graphic design of the poster this year is epic... see the hat in the sky...” (32:17, A)

Looking Forward: The Podcast, Fantasy Kiteboarding, & Industry Notes

Timestamps: 32:38 – End

• Teasing the return of the Megapod’s Fantasy contest with “big changes” upcoming.
• Brief lament that guest interviews have led some to miss the classic just-the-two-of-them banter. Joking about a member podcast for behind-the-curtain, deeper chats that get “deep... Is the industry on its knees?” (34:17, B)
• Self-aware, tongue-in-cheek closing reflections:
  • “Was it one of the all time greats? Well, it's not for us humble broadcasters to say, is it? But it absolutely was. No doubt. Thank you to us, as always.” (34:27, A)

Notable Quotes & Moments

• "Jetto somehow loses shoes... The driver's door doesn't open, by the way, because Jetto smashed up that side of the car." (01:11–03:04, B)
• "You actually need a dedicated person to be... a border collie, just kind of constantly rounding them up... That person is Adrian. He is the CDP wrangler." (05:47, A)
• "He would just say the weirdest, funniest, best thing...through the chalky, through the soil, through the chalk. You know, he's touching magma with the tip." (09:00, A)
• "Jason vanishing chopsticks... like a baby giraffe trying to walk for the first time." (15:36, B)
• "Four people sleeping on tatami mats with one toilet, and two people very, very sick." (16:31, B)
• "He did bow. And then I did bow. And then he touched my shoulder and kind of gave me the nod to say, do you know what? That was pretty immature. But, you know, you're Jedi." (14:10, A)
• "That is the video with the most passion, the most time, the most dedication, the most thought. It was beautiful..." (25:48, A)
• “Was it one of the all time greats? It absolutely was. Thank you to us, as always.” (34:27, A)

Episode Highlights

• Hilarious and candid travel stories reveal the chaos and camaraderie of Team Steezy Pete & Jetto.
• Thoughtful reflections on Japanese culture and its quirks through the eyes of jet-lagged, hungry kiteboarders.
• An epic tale (“Code Brown”) of shared food poisoning in a tatami house, turned comic gold by the hosts’ storytelling.
• Informed, passionate takes on the state of kiteboarding—its biggest names, best films, and scene trends, with nods to unsung heroes and thoughtful critique of industry awards.
• Sneak peeks at upcoming events, projects, and the future of the Megapod.

Conclusion:
A quintessential Megapod—equal parts kiteboarding insight, cultural observation, and riotous storytelling, with enough quotable moments and deep-cut banter to make any fan feel like part of the crew.