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In today's bonus pod Ally finally takes a dump and Johnny perfects his impressions

If you're an OG Klein Ally Show listener you got the throwback of a lifetime today. We talked about how there are no good 'school's out' songs and Ally took the opportunity to play her stupid 'Summer Vibez' song which is definitely a rip off of Sublime's Summertime. What we didn't expect was for Klein to play his school's out song from over 4 years ago, a song called Suck My Ass. If you remember it, brownie points from us. We brought back the Dank Tank today and heard some incredible new high-deas from inexperienced weed entrepreneurs. One of our favorites was a guy pitching multiple food trucks that pair with one another. For example a grilled cheese truck would pull up, you'd get a grilled cheese, then a tomato bisque truck would pull up behind it. It just may be dumb enough to work! Other front runners included rear car horns, a bong cleaning service, and a microwave mute button. We spun the wheel again for our Funner Summer Challenge where Johnny was assigned the tough task of having sex on the beach. Plus a wild story about a kid posing with his middle finger in an elementary school yearbook, Klein's family has lice (AGAIN) and Ally's failed couples counseling session.

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Ever done something stupid to get back at an ex? We heard some wild stories today, including one about a man who 'came' all over his ex's clothes and a woman who sold all her ex's belongings to their next door neighbor. Ellen Degeneres joined us on the show today (sort of) to host a Lez-off between Klein and Ally. Klein claims he's a better lesbian than Ally because of all the lesbian 'content' he's consumed over the years (aka porn.) A five-question showdown determined a clear winner. We heard perhaps the funniest old person voice during Old People Secrets today. A woman who attributes her long life to sugar and the Irish Times. Jake has some drama with his 'succulent girlfriend.' She's not happy about the Funner Summer Challenge where he was given the task of having a one night stand with a stranger. Is there trouble in not-paradise?