"ChuckleHut 3000 On The Corner Of Butt And Ass" (w/ Sarah Sherman)

Summary

Las Culturistas: "ChuckleHut 3000 on the Corner of Butt and Ass"

Guests: Sarah Sherman
Hosts: Matt Rogers, Bowen Yang
Date: February 4, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this raucous, laughter-filled episode, Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang are joined by comedian and SNL cast member Sarah Sherman for a sprawling, affectionate, and deeply silly tour through formative cultural moments, physical sensitivity (to both salt and alcohol), diva moments at work, reality TV discourse, and the catharsis of creative vulnerability. The trio’s conversation is packed with rapid-fire bits, self-mockery, and genuine warmth, perfect for fans wanting both behind-the-scenes details and riotous pop culture takes.

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Key Topics & Discussion Points

1. Nostalgia and SNL Behind-the-Scenes

[Timestamps: 02:00–14:00]

• Bowen and Matt kick off with nostalgia about familiar NYC pizza places, setting a tone of wistful humor about change and memory.
• Sarah laments never traveling except for work:
  • “Unless I'm doing a show at, like, the Chuckle Hut 3000 on, like, the corner of, like, butt and ass, I'm not going.” – Sarah (04:39)
• Sarah details her experience of joining SNL and missing old table-read dynamics since Bowen’s absence.
• The trio reflect on unique energy at table reads, with laughs compared to a “Big Osaka laugh” (see below).

2. Laughter as Cultural Identity

[04:50–07:20]

• Sarah and Bowen discuss the “Big Osaka laugh” from Japanese comedy culture, relating it to their own loud SNL table-read cackles.
  • "Feel good." – Sarah
  • "It's now, you're not shy at all about sharing your laughter, your laugh. Big bow and Yang Osaka, Big Osaka." – Bowen (06:15)
• Sarah expresses self-consciousness about her laugh being seen as performative.

3. Physical Sensitivities & “Salt Psychosis”

[08:45–16:30]

• Sarah shares how both alcohol (“literally was psychically taken down last night by a grain of salt”) and salt can incapacitate her.
  • “If alcohol touches my lips for 1.4 or 5 seconds, I'm, like, medically incapacitated and can't move.” – Sarah (13:59)
  • “I ate a salty burrito with some chips. I'm not kidding. The salt took over my mind completely. … I was experiencing, like, salt psychosis." – Sarah (15:12)
• This leads to bits about salty burritos, being “dehydrated to the marrow”, and a reference to the film Seven.

4. Comedy, Catharsis, and Creative Vulnerability

[33:43–36:21 & 58:47–62:22]

• Sarah and Bowen recount the catharsis of Sarah’s HBO special premiere, where Bowen’s loud laugh provided much-needed comfort.
  • “The catharsis of being right behind his big Osaka left, throwing his head back... Because it's so scary to put anything out, of course.” – Sarah (61:57)
• Matt gushes about Sarah’s special being art: “It is easily my favorite standup special ever.” (65:41)
• They discuss the weirdness of success on social media—how the best work rarely goes viral.

5. “Diva Moments” at Work

[20:11–32:02]

• The hosts and Sarah swap stories of their so-called “diva moments” at SNL:
  • Arguing for time to have a fancy smoothie despite production shifts.
  • Matt demanding “three takes only” on a grueling shoot for the Home Alone sketch:
    • “They have three takes and that was it. … I don't think I ever will again. They have three takes and I'm out.” – Matt (30:32)
  • Bowen shares his own moments of strength on Zooms:
    • “When I have diva moments, it's when something is happening that is patently ridiculous.” – Bowen (31:15)

6. Workplace Culture: America vs. Japan

[32:22–34:02]

• Bowen contrasts American workplace malaise with Japanese passion and service in jobs.
  • “When you go to work and people don't feel valued at their job...the entire atmosphere suffers. That was like, something about Tokyo that I really loved.” – Bowen (32:44)
• Sarah: “At the core of the American enterprise, there's a rot.”

7. Reality TV & “Traitors” Discourse

[36:45–54:00]

• Sarah confesses her struggles with reality competition shows (“Traitors”; “Survivor”) and their fixation on alliances and “evil” or deceitful behavior:
  • “The whole show is this person's acting evil.” – Sarah (37:27)
  • “We need to drop the word alliances from reality tv...unless it's diplomatic or an airline group.” – Matt (38:39)
• Debate about what constitutes compelling reality TV—are the “most evil” the actual “faithfuls”?
• Lisa Rinna’s “legend” status and reality television’s need for villains for cultural memory.

8. Housewives, Culture, and What Makes Good TV

[50:31–55:30, 87:55–94:12]

• Sarah, Bowen, and Matt rhapsodize about Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, debating cast dynamics and the necessity of “a woman acting monstrously to the crew."
  • “What Housewives show would be Good if we didn't have a woman acting monstrously to the crew.” – Sarah (94:06)
• Strong support for Whitney as an essential Salt Lake cast member:
  • “Let Whitney cook.” – Sarah (88:00)
• Lampooning of cast beefs, accusations, and dramatic declarations.

9. Theme Parks, Roller Coasters, and Healing Childhood Lore

[73:43–79:40]

• Bowen and Matt describe their healing, joyful visit to Universal Studios Osaka, particularly their pilgrimage to the last remaining full Jaws ride.
  • “In so many ways it was the culture that made me say culture was for me when I was a kid.” – Bowen (76:03)
• Sarah, ever the accidental diva, discusses her ambivalence about theme parks—overheating, long lines, turkey legs, and more.

10. Digression, Chaos, and Peak Culturistas Energy

• Running commentary on their own tangents, inside jokes, the etymology of “three sheets to the wind,” and obsessive tracking of friends on “Find My.”
• Chaotic live reading of an SNL sketch (112:11–118:29), full of in-jokes and self-aware flop potential.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On Laughter, Identity, and Support:

• Sarah (06:22): “And it's. And when you did it, you went. Yeah, I was sort of giving, like, Hava Nagila. Like, victorious. You say Hava Nagila, I say victorious villain.”
• Matt (65:41): “It is easily my favorite standup special ever. It is the culmination of Chicago Sarah, SNL Sarah, touring Sarah. But it is like, you see the hell trap nightmare. You see all of it come to this beautiful crystal. Like, fucking so beautiful. It is art.”

On Diva Moments:

• Matt (30:32): “They have three takes and that was it. … I don't think I ever will again. They have three takes and I'm out.”
• Bowen (31:59): “I’ll text our manager, and I'll be like, was that crazy? And our manager will just go, it was strong.”

On Reality TV & Alliances:

• Sarah (37:27): “The whole show is this person's acting evil.”
• Matt (38:39): “We need to drop the word alliances from reality tv...unless it's diplomatic or an airline group.”

On Housewives:

• Sarah (88:00): “Y' all. Let Whitney cook.”
• Sarah (94:06): “What Housewives show would be Good if we didn't have a woman acting monstrously to the crew."

On Culture, Travel, and Healing:

• Bowen (76:03): “In so many ways it was the culture that made me say culture was for me when I was a kid.”
• Sarah (61:57): “The catharsis of being right behind his big Osaka left, throwing his head back... Because it's so scary to put anything out, of course.”

On Salt & Alcohol:

• Sarah (13:59): “If alcohol touches my lips for 1.4 or 5 seconds, I'm, like, medically incapacitated and can't move.”
• Sarah (15:12): “I ate a salty burrito with some chips. I'm not kidding. The salt took over my mind completely. … I was experiencing, like, salt psychosis."

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Important Timestamps & Segments

• [04:39] Sarah’s “Chuckle Hut 3000 on the corner of Butt and Ass” joke (episode title origin)
• [05:11] Comparison of Kyoto and Osaka laughs
• [13:59] Sarah’s legendary sensitivity to alcohol and “salt psychosis”
• [30:32] Matt's “three takes” diva moment
• [36:45] Housewives recap & Sarah’s “Let Whitney cook” catchphrase
• [58:47] Sarah’s catharsis at her HBO special with Bowen’s support
• [73:43] Universal Studios/Jaws ride reminiscence
• [87:55] Housewife anti-Semitism “deflection of the century” bit
• [112:11] Cold live reading of an SNL sketch (with flopping as part of the bit)

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Flow, Tone, and Style

This episode is classically chaotic Culturistas: irreverent, affectionate, bit-heavy, and characterized by spiraling, self-referential digressions. The language is raunchy but sincere, with a balance of meta-commentary, personal vulnerability, and pop culture obsession. Sarah Sherman fits perfectly, layering in her Jewish identity, neurotic humor, and unique sensitivity, making for an episode that is as much about indulgence in friendship as it is about culture itself.

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For the Uninitiated: Why Listen?

If you crave the feeling of mainlining inside jokes with brilliant, hyperverbal friends who oscillate between sincerity and satire, this episode is for you. Expect zero filter, profound bits about digestion and diva moments, riotous reality TV theory, and a backstage look at what makes SNL and modern American culture so deeply, hilariously weird.

Transcript

[Sarah Sherman]

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[Bowen Yang]

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[Matt Rogers]

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[Bowen Yang]

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[Matt Rogers]

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[Bowen Yang]

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[Matt Rogers]

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[Bowen Yang]

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[Matt Rogers]

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[Bowen Yang]

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[Matt Rogers]

Wow. Is that culture? Yes.

[Bowen Yang]

Goodness. Wow.

[Matt Rogers]

Las Culturistas.

[Bowen Yang]

Ding dong.

[Matt Rogers]

Las culturistas Calling Familia Pizza is back.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah, yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

Remember the familia pizza on 8th Street?

[Bowen Yang]

It's painful to remember it. I guess that's what nostalgia is, right? Looking back in sort of pain, remembrance and more. There's so many examples of that in that area of New York.

[Matt Rogers]

I don't go down there that much.

[Bowen Yang]

So you don't miss the vapiano like I do.

[Matt Rogers]

Well, there's vapiano in all over Europe.

[Bowen Yang]

That's true.

[Matt Rogers]

And I think parts of Japan.

[Bowen Yang]

You were just in Japan. You were just in Japan, so it was a high.

[Matt Rogers]

Our guest was Not.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah, she was invited. Well, immediately when I saw the guest, I was like, have you ever been to Japan?

[Matt Rogers]

And it's the most.

[Bowen Yang]

She collapsed into a puddle on the ground. I was like, I have fomo. And I was like, I'm just letting you know that's for good reason because you would have thrived and more there.

[Sarah Sherman]

Am I allowed to speak?

[Matt Rogers]

No, if you speak, you can speak.

[Bowen Yang]

If you speak.

[Matt Rogers]

If you.

[Bowen Yang]

That turn on. If I speak.

[Matt Rogers]

That's a.

[Bowen Yang]

Can I say. One of the great expressions is if I speak.

[Matt Rogers]

Would you like to say something?

[Sarah Sherman]

I would like to say something.

[Bowen Yang]

Okay. Why don't we just bring her in?

[Matt Rogers]

You can watch her HBO special. Her truly artful. I would call it a masterpiece. Superlative is Peewee Cronenberg, which I want to talk about with you.

[Bowen Yang]

Peewee Cronenberg is a front runner for Cronenberg.

[Matt Rogers]

It's Fran Drescher. It's. Wow. Horse belt. It's everything that is good about the world and comedy and art, and that is what I put into this person. I guess you can watch her on Saturday Night Live as well.

[Bowen Yang]

Yes. And where she.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. This is. This is my impression of our guest in this most recent episode, Tarzan.

[Bowen Yang]

I have your meal ready. That was good. I would love to walk through the accent there.

[Sarah Sherman]

I was coached.

[Bowen Yang]

You were coached? Everyone.

[Matt Rogers]

She's my coach in life. Everyone, welcome Sarah Sherman.

[Sarah Sherman]

Coach. Get off the bench, girl. Get on the field.

[Matt Rogers]

Get on the field, girl. You've been called in.

[Bowen Yang]

What do you want to say?

[Sarah Sherman]

I want to say something. I as. As Jew as someone who's speaking of the experience of having been a Jewish person.

[Matt Rogers]

Having been.

[Sarah Sherman]

Having been.

[Bowen Yang]

Experience of being a Jewish person who.

[Sarah Sherman]

Has the experience of speaking on from the experience of Jewish. I have never really been anywhere that wasn't, like, for work.

[Matt Rogers]

What do you mean?

[Sarah Sherman]

Like, where have I ever gone that wasn't like, I have a show.

[Matt Rogers]

You've been on vacation.

[Bowen Yang]

You've not done, like, a big trip.

[Sarah Sherman]

When was my trip? When would my trip have been?

[Bowen Yang]

I guess this is when your trip would have been.

[Sarah Sherman]

This is what my trip would have been, literally. Unless I'm doing a show at, like, the Chuckle Hut 3000 on, like, the corner of, like, button ass.

[Bowen Yang]

I'm not going Chuckle Hut 3000 on.

[Matt Rogers]

The corner of button ass. That's the title of that.

[Bowen Yang]

That's the title of. You know what we were talking about actually, when we were there? We were talking about how Osaka is actually the comedy city. And the difference between. We were talking about the difference between. Or our tour guide was saying, yes, the difference between a laugh in Kyoto and a laugh in Osaka is this. In Kyoto, they're like, that's funny. Zumiyur and Osaka, they do what's called a big Osaka laugh. Like this. And I said that that's your city.

[Matt Rogers]

You are Osaka.

[Sarah Sherman]

I have. I've started to get like really self conscious at table read with my head thrown back in laughter cackle. Because now that I don't have my sister across the table because he's a big one.

[Bowen Yang]

He has a big volume. I know.

[Matt Rogers]

Well, you and I were matching volume, which you're welcome, table.

[Sarah Sherman]

Welcome to.

[Matt Rogers]

We were always supporting and it's not perform. It's not performative.

[Sarah Sherman]

I worry people think it's performative now that I'm alone in the castle.

[Bowen Yang]

So they've already forgotten. Bowen.

[Matt Rogers]

Joe Colin texted me week one at post hiatus. He was like, whoa. Table was really weird without you.

[Sarah Sherman]

It's really weird.

[Bowen Yang]

You do have like a big energy. A boy. And one of the things I love most about you is you're not shy.

[Sarah Sherman]

Feel good.

[Bowen Yang]

It's now you're not shy at all about sharing your laughter, your laugh. Big bow and Yang Osaka, Big Osaka.

[Matt Rogers]

Laugh, Big Osaka laugh.

[Sarah Sherman]

And it's. And when you did it, you went.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah, I was sort of giving like Havana Gila. Like, like, like victorious. You say Havana Gila, I say victorious villain.

[Sarah Sherman]

It's really made me. Why do I throw my head back and.

[Bowen Yang]

Cat, it's easier to open your mouth that way. Try doing it like this, girl. It's way harder. Way harder to open your mouth with your chin on your neck. It's actually culture number at 9. Way harder to open your mouth with.

[Matt Rogers]

Your chin on your neck.

[Sarah Sherman]

Well, I'm trying to think about sucking somebody off like this.

[Matt Rogers]

Sarah, favorite laugh among your friends.

[Sarah Sherman]

I was saying, who's your favorite person to suck off? Dan, you are my favorite laugh. And I'm going to say why? And this is about me and making it about myself. No, I was. The greatest catharsis of my life was provided to me by one Mr. Bowen. Osaka Yang.

[Bowen Yang]

When I'm like literally five seconds before.

[Sarah Sherman]

My HBO comedy special premiere, I'm going, the why would I do this? I'm like, why would I get like, watch.

[Matt Rogers]

Watch your special with the bitch of your.

[Bowen Yang]

I know, I know.

[Sarah Sherman]

Watch our stand up comedy special. Just, just see like two films. People not laugh. And it's just me, you know, whatever. So. And you know, famously, I have maybe one martini and I'm black out to the stars. I was actually wondering if we should get black out for this. Never mind.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah.

[Sarah Sherman]

But yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

No.

[Sarah Sherman]

Sure.

[Bowen Yang]

And we could probably get something in here.

[Sarah Sherman]

Guys.

[Matt Rogers]

Let's get some martinis delivered.

[Sarah Sherman]

I had.

[Bowen Yang]

There is champagne like around our icon.

[Matt Rogers]

Ina is nodding. Let's do it.

[Sarah Sherman]

No. Here's my problem. No. We can't.

[Matt Rogers]

Olives.

[Sarah Sherman]

We can't. Because last night I was taken down by a grain of salt.

[Bowen Yang]

Let's.

[Matt Rogers]

Let's get them.

[Bowen Yang]

Let's.

[Matt Rogers]

Let's get them in.

[Bowen Yang]

Let's get them in.

[Matt Rogers]

No worries about. Fly them in whenever. Open the door. I don't care. Thank you guys. Love you.

[Bowen Yang]

This is actually. This is true dedication. And honestly I believe that they're going to come through. Can I say peek behind the curtain. In comes through so hard. You may know her at home as the woman who. She's a power player here. She ran in during the Ariana Grande episode. Because I believe your shoulder was in Ariana shot. And she said I don't care what's happening. I'm running in there. Cause we have something to fix. Fixed it. And we're grateful for it.

[Sarah Sherman]

Thank God somebody's a professional.

[Bowen Yang]

So she's getting martinis in here.

[Matt Rogers]

Thank God someone's a professional.

[Bowen Yang]

Girl.

[Sarah Sherman]

I was gonna tell you when you were like. What do you wanna talk about today? I was like. I have something really big to tell you.

[Bowen Yang]

What is it?

[Sarah Sherman]

I was realizing that my constitution is so sensitive that I literally was psychically taken down last night by a grain of salt.

[Matt Rogers]

What are you talking about?

[Bowen Yang]

Talk about this more. And when I say talk about this more, I mean explain it in a way that anyone can understand. What is it?

[Sarah Sherman]

No one knows this. If I have like. If my lips like rest against a martini glass. We're gonna find I'm 89. Sheets to the wind.

[Matt Rogers]

89. 89.

[Bowen Yang]

She's to the wind.

[Sarah Sherman]

It's like Twister. It's a cow getting picked up.

[Bowen Yang]

Has it always been like that? Or is this something in.

[Sarah Sherman]

Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

Are approaching middle age.

[Sarah Sherman]

We. We couldn't possibly be. We're old as. We're old as father died.

[Bowen Yang]

How old are you? Do you share that information?

[Sarah Sherman]

Yes.

[Matt Rogers]

I do.

[Bowen Yang]

32. Oh. You're three years.

[Sarah Sherman]

26.

[Bowen Yang]

You're three years younger than us.

[Matt Rogers]

You're still young.

[Sarah Sherman]

But doesn't it. Can someone tell me. Can someone tell me I don't look a day over 20.

[Bowen Yang]

You look. You are ageless and timeless.

[Matt Rogers]

You don't want to tell her.

[Bowen Yang]

She wants to hear that.

[Matt Rogers]

She looks young. There you go.

[Sarah Sherman]

I won't open my eyes until someone says, I need you.

[Matt Rogers]

Just played Jane in a Tarzan sketch.

[Bowen Yang]

Tarzan, one of the youngest girls.

[Matt Rogers]

You looked amazing in that little. In that little dress.

[Sarah Sherman]

Where was my waist? Couldn't find it.

[Matt Rogers]

You looked amazing.

[Bowen Yang]

I.

[Sarah Sherman]

You know, that was like a fight. That was like, Sarah had to go to Sarah acting school for that.

[Matt Rogers]

What do you mean, Tarzan?

[Sarah Sherman]

They literally. They wrote a joke in the sketch that was like, what part of your accent's bad?

[Bowen Yang]

He says to her at one point.

[Matt Rogers]

Like, your accent's bad.

[Bowen Yang]

I'm not making fun of your accent. Yeah.

[Sarah Sherman]

What part of England are you from? Long Island. And I go, well, egg on everyone's face. I'm going to an accent coach.

[Bowen Yang]

And I went.

[Sarah Sherman]

And she went, you're struggling with your OSAs.

[Matt Rogers]

I'm struggling with my OSAM.

[Sarah Sherman]

I was pausing. Cause at table, I was like, tarzan, Tarzan, dinner's ready. When it doesn't come out of the.

[Bowen Yang]

Mouth, you were down at the rodeo first.

[Sarah Sherman]

Damn. I fuck.

[Matt Rogers]

What were you gonna say? A grain of salt.

[Sarah Sherman]

Oh.

[Matt Rogers]

Cause can we get. Do you want to go back to Taza and Taza? Do you want to go to green of salt?

[Sarah Sherman]

Let me go to grain of salt. Yeah, wait, let me go close this.

[Matt Rogers]

Just. Everyone knows the last time Sarah was here, which is about a year ago, the day of Trump's second inauguration, it.

[Sarah Sherman]

Was the day of my daughter's wedding. The day.

[Matt Rogers]

My daughter's wedding was one of the happiest days of my life. Somehow, because we were there and because. And our listeners have described that episode as only a series of thought starters. We never finished a single loop that was open.

[Bowen Yang]

You know what?

[Sarah Sherman]

And I'm going to out him right now. Jack Bensinger, daughter of the pod. I can just say stuff.

[Bowen Yang]

Daughter of the pod. What's a daughter of the poor?

[Matt Rogers]

Jack Bensinger on the show. I don't think we've ever met the best.

[Bowen Yang]

Would we have a good time?

[Sarah Sherman]

Unbelievably so.

[Matt Rogers]

Okay. Because you know what I was thinking? Because the song illegal by Pink Panthers.

[Sarah Sherman]

Came on and I.

[Matt Rogers]

And I thought of you too, because.

[Bowen Yang]

Because you're a jam.

[Matt Rogers]

Because me, Sarah and Jack were writing a sketch once, and then we kept pitching jokes that we were like, is this okay to say? And then Jack led the charge by always going, it feels illegal. Hey.

[Sarah Sherman]

Since you've gone, my laugh percentage has. Has dropped.

[Bowen Yang]

What do you mean your laugh percentage? Like that you receive, like, laughs per minute.

[Sarah Sherman]

What's it. What's baseball Terms. My. My laughs per minute.

[Matt Rogers]

I guess it would be my batting average of laughing.

[Sarah Sherman]

I'm just. I'm laughing less. Can I ask you a question?

[Bowen Yang]

Do you follow baseball?

[Sarah Sherman]

Why? Are you accusing me of something? Because I wear hats sometimes.

[Bowen Yang]

Sarah, don't make this confrontational. I'm just. I'm just. I'm. I'm putting a thought starter out there. And if you. If you like, just ask. Do you watch baseball? Do you follow it? Do you know what a good batting average is?

[Sarah Sherman]

Well, no. So this is what I didn't understand.

[Bowen Yang]

Yes.

[Sarah Sherman]

Because it's like if I'm batting a hundred, that's bad. Even though it sounds good.

[Matt Rogers]

If you're.

[Bowen Yang]

If. Well, what you want to do is bat a thousand. If you're batting a thousand, it would mean you never didn't get a hit. And you want to know what a good average is like? Anything over.300 is like a good average. So baseball players, if they get one hit out of every three at bats, they're considered an incredible hitter.

[Sarah Sherman]

Oh, so I'm amazing at snl.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah, that's why I wanted to say that.

[Sarah Sherman]

Title of that. Exactly. That's why I wanted to say that.

[Matt Rogers]

Exactly.

[Bowen Yang]

That's why I wanted to say Amazing at snl. Title of it.

[Matt Rogers]

Three things. You're. You're Jack. Hold on. You're laughing less. Grain of salt took you down.

[Sarah Sherman]

Oh, yeah. We have to talk about the special, which is then I can. Special. Watching you. Catharsis. Grain of salt. Constitution. And then. Which brings us all the way back to Tarzan.

[Bowen Yang]

And I have to add, you also wanted to talk about how you watched Justin Bieber's Grammys performance three times.

[Sarah Sherman]

Right.

[Bowen Yang]

Okay. But not the rest of the Grammys.

[Sarah Sherman]

Right. Because there's something there. Oh, and this is connected to grain of salt.

[Matt Rogers]

Great.

[Sarah Sherman]

So basically last week we have a.

[Bowen Yang]

Whole hand of topics.

[Sarah Sherman]

Right. So as I was saying, Bowen knows that if alcohol touches my lips for 1.4 or 5 seconds, I'm like, medically incapacitated and can't move.

[Bowen Yang]

You know this?

[Matt Rogers]

I do.

[Sarah Sherman]

And so something now I. So last night I ate a burrito, and I've realized that I can be completely overpowered psychically by too much salt.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah. People don't realize this.

[Sarah Sherman]

This is.

[Bowen Yang]

No, this is a real thing. Salt will get you what. Have you heard of Greta's party Chips Giving.

[Sarah Sherman]

Yes.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah.

[Sarah Sherman]

So I ate this really salty burrito. Fabulous burrito.

[Matt Rogers]

Where from? Doesn't matter. Right. Keep going. I'm sorry.

[Sarah Sherman]

I just don't know how much I Want to take them down?

[Bowen Yang]

Because we don't want to. We don't want to let them know where Sarah gets her burritos because then she'll get mobbed. Then. Then the place will become too popular.

[Sarah Sherman]

That they do a fabulous job. And I don't want them to think just because I was taken down by a burrito. It's not. I'm doing. I'm not doing a negative thing.

[Matt Rogers]

Forget I asked.

[Sarah Sherman]

I had a salty burrito with some chips. I'm not kidding. The salt took over my mind completely.

[Matt Rogers]

It was cordyceps.

[Sarah Sherman]

Yes. Yes.

[Matt Rogers]

It was Last of us.

[Sarah Sherman]

I was experiencing, like, salt psychosis.

[Bowen Yang]

You became. You started a hive mind with the salt. It was like pluribus.

[Matt Rogers]

It was pluribus.

[Bowen Yang]

But wait, describe what happened next. I was like.

[Sarah Sherman]

I was so exalted out, and I.

[Bowen Yang]

Was like, what are you. What are you.

[Matt Rogers]

What does this mean? What are you experiencing?

[Bowen Yang]

What are the thoughts? Like, did you have going to, like, a diabetic shock? Like, what was it?

[Sarah Sherman]

My whole body gets swollen. You know when you're like, really.

[Bowen Yang]

Blood and swamp. Yeah.

[Sarah Sherman]

And so then I was like. I ate this, like, huge burritos. I'm, like, exhausted. So I go to. I was like, go to lie down to pass out. Had a big day today. Might as well get my sleep.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah.

[Sarah Sherman]

And I was so dehydrated to the marrow that I couldn't, like, fall asleep in those. I was so tired from this giant burrito. And I was. I was like. I was like the. I was like. I was literally, like, dehydrated.

[Bowen Yang]

The Crypt Keeper?

[Sarah Sherman]

Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah.

[Sarah Sherman]

I was like, dehydrated, but so tired. Couldn't keep my eyes open. And, like. And there was just like a. It was a. That. Does that make sense? The kind of psychosis? And I can feel the salt, like, in my blood and skin.

[Bowen Yang]

Have you ever seen the movie Seven?

[Sarah Sherman]

No, you.

[Bowen Yang]

You haven't seen that movie?

[Sarah Sherman]

You know what's interesting? Many movies I haven't seen, there's a.

[Bowen Yang]

Part in it where, like, they. They find, like, a dead body in a room. And, like, it's like. It's like a decomposed body. And all of a sudden it just goes. And it comes to life. And I was. Because it's. It's been kept alive. The crew knows because all these. All these dudes, these are that have seen the film Seven. All of them, like, I gotta tell you, like, our crew, you can't see them.

[Matt Rogers]

They've all seen 7 7.

[Bowen Yang]

And that's how I would best Describe them. They've seen. They love David Fincher's films.

[Sarah Sherman]

Well, has anyone say, wait, is it Night of the Living Dead? I'm gonna mess this up. It's one of those. There's, like a. There's a completely dehydrated corpse that goes, just kill me.

[Bowen Yang]

So basically, that was what it was doing. It's like. It's like coming to life, but, like, begging for death. And I think it does die, but that is how I pictured you after your burrito.

[Sarah Sherman]

And I was literally rocking back and forth, going, like.

[Bowen Yang]

Begging for death and.

[Sarah Sherman]

Sleep and just being.

[Bowen Yang]

I have to do less cold, and.

[Sarah Sherman]

I don't want to drink too much water because then how can you sleep when you have to pee?

[Matt Rogers]

No, of course. Of course.

[Sarah Sherman]

So then I was like, take out my phone. Of course. I'm only human. Take out my phone. What is the first thing that's shown to me on phone? Justin Bieber in his underwear. And I don't know.

[Bowen Yang]

It brought you to life.

[Sarah Sherman]

I. Hysterically sobbing uncontrollably.

[Bowen Yang]

It was a great performance, and I.

[Sarah Sherman]

Just felt really moved by it. Yeah. And I. I don't know. I feel like there. We've seen him since child.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah.

[Sarah Sherman]

And a lot has gone on with him. And I go, at the end of the day, you can't take away talent.

[Bowen Yang]

No, you cannot.

[Sarah Sherman]

That's talent. That's talent.

[Bowen Yang]

He was literally stripped everything away, and he just gave us Yukon. And know what's funny? Like, we were. We were like, oh, Melissa and I were, like, futzing around the apartment being like, oh, yeah, he's probably going to come out and do Yukon. And then he did.

[Matt Rogers]

Amazing.

[Sarah Sherman]

When you do it.

[Bowen Yang]

It'S a great song.

[Matt Rogers]

Jimmy Neutron.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah, the words. Jimmy Neutron, like, making an appearance.

[Matt Rogers]

I didn't.

[Sarah Sherman]

You 100% did, girl.

[Matt Rogers]

Okay. And then.

[Sarah Sherman]

Oh. So I'm just realizing, like, I can have. I can black out from a Martin. I can also salt out from a small chip and burrito.

[Bowen Yang]

Well, we're gonna see what happens. The burrito.

[Sarah Sherman]

Well, then it was just. It's just salt tonnage can send you into psych.

[Matt Rogers]

And.

[Sarah Sherman]

And. And I find that I'm very suggestible.

[Matt Rogers]

Salt tonnage. You're so. This is the word. Tonnage, by the way, is very snl.

[Sarah Sherman]

All right.

[Bowen Yang]

We've got a tonnage of dark humor in the show.

[Matt Rogers]

Well, right. It's like. It's like the producers, like, so there's. There's. There's a lot of, like, boob tonnage. Like, a lot of people Wrote honey.

[Sarah Sherman]

I know, honey.

[Bowen Yang]

I've been carrying these things around for days.

[Matt Rogers]

I've got boob ounces for days.

[Bowen Yang]

I've been carrying these things around for days. Like, she got new tits and came to do work that week.

[Matt Rogers]

You've worn a breastplate.

[Sarah Sherman]

And I have liked what I've seen.

[Matt Rogers]

I'll take you in any size. You're one of the most beautiful women to ever live. Do you understand?

[Sarah Sherman]

This is up for debate? This is quite up for debate.

[Bowen Yang]

The fact that it's even up for debate is huge, by the way. So many people's beauty is not being debated. It's either like, yeah, we see it, or it's like, no, it's not being. It's not being debated.

[Sarah Sherman]

Well, I just to be in the.

[Bowen Yang]

Conversation, girl, take the win.

[Sarah Sherman]

I said to a room full of men, do I look 28? And everyone literally looked at their phone like, I'm just kidding.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah. Because at that point, we hadn't brought up David Fincher's filmography yet. They weren't activated. Now they know they're safe here.

[Sarah Sherman]

They're excited.

[Bowen Yang]

27, 27, 24.

[Sarah Sherman]

I'm going to close my eyes. That's my new thing.

[Bowen Yang]

You're going to close my eyes. Is that how you're difficult at snl when a sketch comes in, you don't like, I'm just going to close my eyes.

[Matt Rogers]

The least difficult?

[Sarah Sherman]

No, I did a diva move.

[Matt Rogers]

Was your diva move today? We're not at work or you're not at work?

[Sarah Sherman]

I went. I would. I. I interpret as, like, acting Jewishly, I think can often be interpreted as, like, being difficult, saying what I'm thinking, which is to be Jewish.

[Bowen Yang]

You externalize. And then people think, oh, they're yelling at me. And meanwhile, you're just like, I'm the same way. You're working it out. You were working it out.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

And you were working it out.

[Sarah Sherman]

I was working on the remix. They were like. I was, listen, am I on time every single day of my life? 100%.

[Bowen Yang]

Well, who is? Oh, I mean, yes, she is.

[Matt Rogers]

You were. You were. You were punctual.

[Sarah Sherman]

I support him so bad.

[Bowen Yang]

No matter what you say, I'm going.

[Sarah Sherman]

To be like, yes.

[Bowen Yang]

Literally, yes.

[Sarah Sherman]

You know what I think about every day? Put your weapons down. No. Put your weapons.

[Bowen Yang]

Put your weapons down.

[Sarah Sherman]

I was really letting Peek behind the actors.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah. I'll share diva moment with you. I with the group.

[Sarah Sherman]

I was having a bad day, and I go, you know what? I deserve the most expensive smoothie I can find.

[Matt Rogers]

Yes.

[Sarah Sherman]

I want someone to Google this smoothie. It has ingredients no one's ever seen before.

[Matt Rogers]

Okay. I just wanted to go smoothie.

[Bowen Yang]

It's.

[Sarah Sherman]

I can't even say it out. See, I can't.

[Matt Rogers]

Okay, I see, I see.

[Sarah Sherman]

It's just. It's embarrassing.

[Bowen Yang]

Is it named after a starlet?

[Sarah Sherman]

It's named after a large amount of money. The name of the smoothie is like, haha. It's expensive.

[Matt Rogers]

Okay.

[Bowen Yang]

Because. Because I thought similar to Justin Bieber. I thought you were talking about the Hailey Bieber smoothie, which I get frequently in la, which is just a jizzy.

[Sarah Sherman]

Milkshake, by the way.

[Matt Rogers]

Yummy. It's got collagen in it.

[Sarah Sherman]

No, they're not.

[Bowen Yang]

Yes, no, they are.

[Matt Rogers]

They are. We got sent a sample.

[Sarah Sherman]

Oh, me going through.

[Bowen Yang]

It's my splurge. My splurge is, is that smoothie, is.

[Sarah Sherman]

It good food for you or is it a milkshake?

[Matt Rogers]

Doesn't matter.

[Bowen Yang]

There's collagen in it.

[Sarah Sherman]

I don't like when they do the jizz on the side. They do the Cummy sponge.

[Bowen Yang]

That's the collagen.

[Sarah Sherman]

Don't shiver.

[Matt Rogers]

Come eat. Cummy is in. I was saying. I was saying, Cool Ranch chips taste gummy. Cummy has always been around.

[Sarah Sherman]

I get feet from Cool Ranch. I get stinky feet.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, interesting.

[Sarah Sherman]

Interesting. It's kind of like a cilantro soap. You either get like, cum or feet.

[Matt Rogers]

Cum or feet. Now you got the smoothie, right?

[Sarah Sherman]

I go, I deserve this. Seriously, I deserve this. It's the craziest it's got. It has rice and coconut meat and MCT oil in it.

[Bowen Yang]

So who did you treat in a diva way to get this?

[Sarah Sherman]

I go and I buy it myself. I go, oh, my God, I deserve it. So thick. You can't even sip it with a straw. You have to eat it with a spoon.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah.

[Sarah Sherman]

So I deserve it. They go, sarah, actually, the schedule has changed. You need to leave the building now and go do this. Go do a pre tape, right? And I said, hey, y', all, I'm going, my smoothie's eight minutes away. Let's give me eight.

[Matt Rogers]

And did it. Come on.

[Bowen Yang]

They go.

[Sarah Sherman]

They go, you gotta go, right? No, I go, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I literally kind of went guy like, guys, guys, seriously, guys, give me eight minutes. It's going to be here in eight.

[Matt Rogers]

I'm showing you that's reasonable. This is not diva behavior.

[Sarah Sherman]

This is my one meal break. The schedule has been changed, unbeknownst to me.

[Matt Rogers]

And no, that's that's totally fair.

[Sarah Sherman]

And I went, hey. Like, I raised my voice.

[Bowen Yang]

And I went, guys, guys, guys.

[Sarah Sherman]

Please. And I kind of went like, please let me wait for the smoothie, please. And they went, we'll have someone take the smoothie there. And I go, I don't. Be kind of warm.

[Bowen Yang]

Okay, so what happened? How did this wrap up?

[Sarah Sherman]

And then they. I. I relented.

[Bowen Yang]

You relented?

[Sarah Sherman]

And they brought me my warm smoothie.

[Bowen Yang]

Was it not what you wanted?

[Sarah Sherman]

Basically, like, so then it came at that eight minute mark, but I was already uptown. And then they then had a intern had to bring me the smoothie.

[Bowen Yang]

And that's. And I went.

[Sarah Sherman]

I went, guys, it's warm and coming out. And then they had to get me another smoothie. And I was like, can I just get. I go, I paid for that with my own money.

[Bowen Yang]

And can I ask, when you got there, was it like, oh, thank God we rushed because we're starting right away?

[Sarah Sherman]

No. Do you think that's what happened?

[Bowen Yang]

No, not at all. Can I say it was redundant? It was rhetorical.

[Sarah Sherman]

It was redundant.

[Matt Rogers]

It was redundant.

[Sarah Sherman]

I put the warm smoothie in there. Like, we'll get you another smoothie. They ordered me another smoothie. I have to go back to the studio before the other smoothie gets there.

[Bowen Yang]

So at this point, how much money has been spent? $15,000.

[Sarah Sherman]

$15,000.

[Bowen Yang]

Community college tuition, whole paycheck.

[Sarah Sherman]

Do you want to skip the Whole Foods joke?

[Matt Rogers]

Is it fair if I share my diva moment, which I pulled my last week?

[Sarah Sherman]

You.

[Matt Rogers]

I told you this.

[Sarah Sherman]

Did I? Witness my eyes.

[Bowen Yang]

Careful. Here comes the press.

[Matt Rogers]

I told you.

[Bowen Yang]

Here comes the press.

[Matt Rogers]

I told you about Tarzan.

[Sarah Sherman]

Tarzan.

[Matt Rogers]

Tarzan.

[Sarah Sherman]

Hot off the press.

[Matt Rogers]

Your bees. What was it? Your. Your bugs. And what was it?

[Sarah Sherman]

Dinner's ready. I made your favorite bugs. With mud sauce.

[Bowen Yang]

See? Really good.

[Matt Rogers]

Vowels were incredible.

[Sarah Sherman]

Thanks. With mud sauce.

[Bowen Yang]

Thank you, Bone.

[Matt Rogers]

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[Bowen Yang]

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[Matt Rogers]

Allow us to paint a very realistic example. Everyone in your house, everyone is on their devices at the exact same time. Gaming, Working. Swiping. Right. Because of course they are. And the finale of your favorite show of all time of the week is on at the exact same moment. Well, you can boost the WI fi to your device with Xfinity.

[Bowen Yang]

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[Matt Rogers]

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[Bowen Yang]

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[Matt Rogers]

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[Bowen Yang]

Is it the spacious interior that's comfy for the whole crew or the capability to go off road?

[Matt Rogers]

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[Bowen Yang]

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[Matt Rogers]

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[Bowen Yang]

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[Matt Rogers]

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[Bowen Yang]

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[Matt Rogers]

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[Bowen Yang]

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[Matt Rogers]

So I was on the set of the Home Alone sketch.

[Sarah Sherman]

Oh, I didn't witness this. Oh, I'm locked.

[Matt Rogers]

And I was. I was in my costume for. I want to say, like, just in, like, in my wig and, like, the glasses and stuff. And it's, like, not comfortable.

[Sarah Sherman]

No.

[Matt Rogers]

And so, I mean, that costume that.

[Sarah Sherman]

Went right up the grill.

[Bowen Yang]

Yes.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, I had suspenders.

[Sarah Sherman]

Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

And so I get there, like, 8am and then it's like 6pm That's. And, like, they still haven't, like, called me. And I think I've been needed and, like, I need. And, like, my studio call time's getting pushed and whatever. And I was just antsy, and I was just, like, obviously, like, emotional because it was my last week. This is Friday, the day before the last show.

[Sarah Sherman]

That is crazy.

[Matt Rogers]

And I just, logistically had shit to do. I had, like, thank you gifts. I had cards. Like, I was like, writing. I was just, like, getting over everything.

[Sarah Sherman]

I got a really good thank you gift.

[Matt Rogers]

And then it was just so egregious that, like, our wonderful, wonderful producer, Dina, of course, comes in to, like, check in on me and apologize. And I go, dina, I love you guys, seriously. No, no, no. This is what I did. I was like, I've never, ever done this before, and I don't think I ever will again. They have three takes, and that was it. I was like, they have three takes and I'm out.

[Bowen Yang]

I mean. And also, it's like, if. If you have to. If you have to do it in more than three takes.

[Matt Rogers]

Exactly.

[Sarah Sherman]

No, that three. Three. That's a magic lucky number. Three takes, honey, that. You know what? That's not bad.

[Matt Rogers]

It's not bad, but it was like. I was like, I. I'm being a bitch. But, like, this is. This is what has to happen.

[Sarah Sherman]

This is what has happened because.

[Matt Rogers]

Because things are needing to. To be done.

[Sarah Sherman]

And what diva moment have you had?

[Bowen Yang]

I'm kind of sweetheart. I'm kind of America's sweetheart, as everyone knows.

[Sarah Sherman]

I'm going to get you this smoothie right now. I'm gonna put in the microwave. So it's the boiling hot temperature that I drink it at. I'm gonna let it sit for 48 to 63 minutes. I'm gonna let you have two sips of it, and then I'm gonna take it away. I'm gonna say, how would you behave?

[Bowen Yang]

Okay, fine, I will share. When I have diva moments, it's when something is happening that is. That is patently ridiculous. And I'm on a zoom because, like. Like, on a zoom, it's like, it can get away from you, right? Because, like, you're talking, and then all of a sudden, like, people are, like, receiving it on the zoom. And, like, you kind of keep going.

[Sarah Sherman]

You're like, well, I'm in a simulation, so anything I say is just gonna, like, get away from me.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah, exactly. It doesn't feel real, but, like, no. And then I'm like, oh, God. And then I. There's. I've gotten off maybe, like, two or three zooms in my career and been like, oh, I don't like the way I acted. And I'll text our manager, and I'll be like, was that crazy? And our manager will just go, it was strong. It was strong.

[Matt Rogers]

It was strong.

[Sarah Sherman]

It was strong. But here's the thing.

[Bowen Yang]

But I would never be that way if it wasn't like, sometimes you're pushed.

[Sarah Sherman]

Into a position where you have to. You must be strong.

[Bowen Yang]

Well, it's like, I experienced some of it, like, when I was working on one project where it was just like, oh, okay. It's become clear to me that because everyone hates their job, they're not excited about doing it.

[Sarah Sherman]

Sure, sure.

[Bowen Yang]

And I was like, okay, listen, I understand that that's the reality. But, like, I mean, probably anyone can understand this. Like, when you go to work and people don't feel valued at their job, or they don't feel paid enough or they don't feel good, the entire atmosphere suffers. That was like, something about Tokyo that I really loved. It was like, everyone was just, like.

[Sarah Sherman]

Had health insurance and was happy.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah. I mean, they were in service of what they were doing, and they were all, like, passionate enough about what they were doing because they're passionate about. They're all just, like, passionate about what they do. Whatever. So when that. Cause that's not the case in America. I feel like a lot of workplaces are miserable and it's contagious. And then you come in there being like, hey, I'm excited about this. And you're met with, like, dead energy. And that's frustrating. Right, because we'd at least like to try and enjoy our lives.

[Sarah Sherman]

I think at the base of, like, much of the misery we're talking about is, like, at the core of the American enterprise, there's a rot.

[Bowen Yang]

Say more.

[Sarah Sherman]

Anytime we have bad behavior at work, it's because there's the poltergeist energy that we've built this country on.

[Matt Rogers]

The poltergeist energy being like. Like, material things are not being met on, like, on, like, on, like, a baseline level.

[Sarah Sherman]

People are struggling universally. And I didn't get a meal break, and my eats. My smoothie was eight minutes away. And then sometimes you're gonna be expressing yourself.

[Matt Rogers]

You're gonna be express. You're gonna be strong. You're gonna be having to be strong. Having been Jewish, this is the problem.

[Sarah Sherman]

Like, having been. If I was, like, a little more famous, I think it would be, like, fabulous. But it's kind of just like, who.

[Bowen Yang]

The fuck are you? What's this crazy person?

[Sarah Sherman]

There's a woman acting strangely strongly.

[Matt Rogers]

You had the number two special on hbo.

[Sarah Sherman]

No, I was. Let's be frank.

[Matt Rogers]

The number two movie.

[Sarah Sherman]

Let's be frank.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, my God. Yes.

[Matt Rogers]

And you put it in.

[Bowen Yang]

First of all, this is crazy.

[Matt Rogers]

What?

[Bowen Yang]

What alcohol is this? Do you guys just have a stash? Tita. Perfect.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, my God.

[Sarah Sherman]

This is crazy. And they have these cute little napkins.

[Matt Rogers]

Nina, thank you so much. Thank you.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, my God.

[Matt Rogers]

Is incredible.

[Bowen Yang]

This is amazing. Thank you so much. Wow. Yours is full.

[Matt Rogers]

Cheers to being. Cheers to being strong.

[Bowen Yang]

Cheers to being strong.

[Sarah Sherman]

And they're cold.

[Matt Rogers]

Can you.

[Bowen Yang]

It's.

[Matt Rogers]

It's stirred, not shaken. We're getting blackout.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, yeah. Cause these are strong.

[Sarah Sherman]

Oh, I'm blackout.

[Matt Rogers]

What do you have to do tonight?

[Sarah Sherman]

Literally nothing.

[Bowen Yang]

That's good.

[Sarah Sherman]

Well, no. And I told you my weak constitution. Like, I'm gonna have to.

[Bowen Yang]

What did we get? So that's one. We know about your smoothie, and we know about your diva moment at work. So what was else on the five? This is great, you guys.

[Matt Rogers]

This is really good. This is a really good martini. Thank you.

[Sarah Sherman]

So I'm not taking the olives lightly.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, I had Westville today. It was good. They had a loaded baked potato sandwich. No, not sandwich. Soup. Oh, I got confused soup and sandwich. I confused soup for a sandwich.

[Sarah Sherman]

He had one sip and he's going soup.

[Bowen Yang]

In the words of the great Brooke Ashley, you are crazier than a soup sandwich.

[Matt Rogers]

What?

[Sarah Sherman]

Who is that?

[Matt Rogers]

She's a housewives.

[Bowen Yang]

She's a housewives.

[Matt Rogers]

Recap. She's the best in the biz.

[Bowen Yang]

She's the best in the biz. I've been championing her for probably going on four Years.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

And I get. I literally sometimes will watch her YouTube subscriber count grow and grow and grow, and I feel like I'm a part of something.

[Sarah Sherman]

You are.

[Bowen Yang]

You can sometimes see me pop into her lives.

[Matt Rogers]

Hi, Matt. Thanks for the super chat, man.

[Bowen Yang]

I'm always there.

[Sarah Sherman]

Do you know about the. The Shannon Beador phrase that I'm actually trying to get going?

[Bowen Yang]

What is. Oh, yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

You all see the truth.

[Bowen Yang]

You all see the truth. I've been saying it many times this month. You will all see the truth.

[Matt Rogers]

Now tell everybody.

[Bowen Yang]

No. You guys are thankful.

[Matt Rogers]

Thank you. Legends, Yukons. Tell. Tell the uninitiated about this moment of Shannon Beador screaming at a restaurant. You are pointing in a home. In a home. I'm sorry.

[Sarah Sherman]

It's in a home.

[Bowen Yang]

I'll say the truth.

[Sarah Sherman]

She's. It's like about Heather. Heather debrow.

[Matt Rogers]

Right. Heather debrow.

[Sarah Sherman]

She's crazy. And you all see. You will all see the truth.

[Bowen Yang]

We need your housewives takes. Like, what do you. Well, first of all, what do you think of Candice Dillard Bassett as a traitor?

[Sarah Sherman]

I have something really crazy to say.

[Bowen Yang]

Okay. I bet you do. Three sips in I.

[Sarah Sherman]

The center of traitors is not holding for me.

[Matt Rogers]

Okay. Just talk about it.

[Sarah Sherman]

I'm struggling with reality television competition shows.

[Bowen Yang]

Okay.

[Sarah Sherman]

Where, you know, I've said this before.

[Matt Rogers]

Yes.

[Sarah Sherman]

The whole show is this person's acting evil.

[Bowen Yang]

You're being evil.

[Sarah Sherman]

They're losing the plot.

[Bowen Yang]

It's like.

[Sarah Sherman]

It is like. It's like an emotional intelligence game.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

Right.

[Sarah Sherman]

With.

[Bowen Yang]

With where.

[Matt Rogers]

Where. Where the. The reality is so juvenile, and it's.

[Sarah Sherman]

Just about whether or not someone's acting a little strange.

[Bowen Yang]

100 that's really what it is.

[Matt Rogers]

But meanwhile, the most. Some would argue the most evil people to come from that show are the faithfuls.

[Sarah Sherman]

Right.

[Bowen Yang]

Because.

[Matt Rogers]

Right. Because this season it's Colton being a little. Being a little.

[Bowen Yang]

He's just come on a little strong. So. So when you watch the show and Are you watching the show?

[Sarah Sherman]

I. I had to put my weapon down because I was like, just, just, just, just, just. Let's be so for real right now. This person, they must have an alliance because they're housewives or. There's no alliances. We're in a competition. You're all deciding whether or not someone's acting a little odd or weird. And I don't want to see people out in the mud.

[Bowen Yang]

Can I just want to.

[Matt Rogers]

Can I just say something? Can I just want to say something?

[Sarah Sherman]

I just want to say something.

[Matt Rogers]

We need to drop the word alliances from reality tv From. But also just from general. Unless it's like diplomatic or it's an airline group. I don't want to hear that word uttered.

[Bowen Yang]

We're actually. We're actually post alliance on. We're post alliance culture on reality shows anyway. Because now if you stick in an alliance for too long, you're literally cooked, right?

[Sarah Sherman]

Like one.

[Bowen Yang]

Like the game on Survivor is all about like, oh, are you in an alliance? How are you secretly not right? That's literally the way you win Survivor now is, don't worry, I'm in an alliance with you. Turn to camera. I'm also in every other alliance. Wink. And it's like, well, how then what is then?

[Matt Rogers]

Then alliances don't mean anything. Are you been a Survivor girl? Have you?

[Sarah Sherman]

I've never been a girl besides Real Housewives.

[Matt Rogers]

Real housewives.

[Bowen Yang]

Watch Survivor 50 with us. Okay? That would be fun.

[Matt Rogers]

That would be fun. And watch Australia versus the world.

[Sarah Sherman]

Is Richard still in the news?

[Bowen Yang]

Richard Hatrick. That is Richard. I think now he is still. Entertainment Weekly is gonna pull this. Yeah.

[Sarah Sherman]

Remember him being like, for me, his.

[Matt Rogers]

Google alert is going crazy. At the time.

[Bowen Yang]

Sarah Sherman questions whether or not Richard Hatch is in the news.

[Sarah Sherman]

Really major at the same. And I got my. It's like him. And then I got my period during Bo Vice on American Idol.

[Bowen Yang]

So I can't be drinking a martini now.

[Matt Rogers]

Bo's bad.

[Bowen Yang]

Sarah Sherman got period during Bo Bist performance on American Idol season.

[Sarah Sherman]

So it's like him, chief. It's like Richard Hatch, like, sexual awakening. Sean. Like, he's. He's major to me.

[Bowen Yang]

That's your sexual awakening.

[Sarah Sherman]

I remember seeing him on TV and being like, noted, my eyes are peeled.

[Bowen Yang]

Sarah's type is the crazy naked gay guy in a tree, but Sarah's type.

[Matt Rogers]

Is just middle aged dirtbag work.

[Sarah Sherman]

Yes, ma'.

[Bowen Yang]

Am. Yes.

[Sarah Sherman]

And, oh, does he have a wart?

[Bowen Yang]

Hello, Honey, if he has a wart, is crazy acting like a nutball up in a tree. And is he gay? Cha ching. The sound of my pussy Cash register opening for business.

[Sarah Sherman]

I'd like to leave early. Yelp review for this restaurant. The cash register was a pussy.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, God. You should have seen when you ladies were outside the room. We had a long talk and we got. We really broke through with the guys on the crew because we found out they all love David Fincher's films.

[Matt Rogers]

Aren't they all giving that in a complimentary way?

[Sarah Sherman]

I would not take.

[Bowen Yang]

I love these guys. You guys are in a uniform today too. Look at you wearing the black tops and blue jeans.

[Sarah Sherman]

Guys often are. No offense, Blundstone. No offense. Guys be wearing Blundstones.

[Bowen Yang]

What is Blundstone?

[Matt Rogers]

Blundstone.

[Sarah Sherman]

You're so gay, you don't even know about Blundstone.

[Bowen Yang]

I know. Look at. Look at this. I got this in an Osaka, actually.

[Matt Rogers]

That's. It's like a Pendleton.

[Bowen Yang]

It's really lovely.

[Sarah Sherman]

It's stunning. You're stunning, the two of you. I'm Blackout.

[Bowen Yang]

Are you Blackout?

[Sarah Sherman]

Full blackout.

[Matt Rogers]

How could that be?

[Bowen Yang]

I will finish it for Yamatank.

[Sarah Sherman]

Okay.

[Bowen Yang]

I am.

[Matt Rogers]

But Sarah, drunk is something I rarely ever got to see.

[Sarah Sherman]

Let's do it.

[Bowen Yang]

Because.

[Sarah Sherman]

Well, how about when I got blackout in an after party quite recently, and I woke up being like, time for my apology tour. Woke up. Message from Brady Lee's. You should have two martinis all the time. I go, apology tore over.

[Matt Rogers]

Apologies were over.

[Bowen Yang]

You find out the hangxiety was just hang awesome. So what?

[Sarah Sherman]

She was getting awesome sauce.

[Bowen Yang]

She was getting awesome sauce. Last night on the after party, I.

[Sarah Sherman]

Feel like I had a really coherent, cogent thought, amazingly biting critique of Smartest that is actually, like, dissolved between my.

[Matt Rogers]

Okay, so you're saying it's a game about emotional intelligence.

[Sarah Sherman]

Yeah, but I had something interesting to say about that. That couldn't mean anything.

[Matt Rogers]

Well, it's a game about emotional intelligence, and yet it is intellectually like a farce. It's like. It's like, well, how are we.

[Sarah Sherman]

Well, it's like someone's acting evil because they were a traitor. It's like we're all acting evil and deceitful.

[Matt Rogers]

We're human beings.

[Sarah Sherman]

Maybe the masks have come off and actually, traders is one of the most important pieces of me. I'll get back into it.

[Bowen Yang]

I think it might be more that.

[Sarah Sherman]

It's more, Michael Rappaport is sending me boots. See, this is what I.

[Bowen Yang]

Talk about, Mike.

[Matt Rogers]

This. This won't make the news.

[Bowen Yang]

Entertainment Weekly. Sarah Sherman claims to be sent boots by Michael Rapaport's performance on the Traitors.

[Matt Rogers]

Praises Michael Rapaport as boots being ascending her boots. Now, what about this terrible human being.

[Sarah Sherman]

Has happened in the culture where we go, like, we can't platform these people anymore. Oh, yeah, no, we must.

[Bowen Yang]

I would agree with you. To be honest with you. I'm like, if you look back at, like, the last 2030, who do we remember? The most vile people.

[Matt Rogers]

Right.

[Sarah Sherman]

It's. It's important.

[Bowen Yang]

Also, like, Spencer Pratt is, like, President of the United States at this point. I'm sorry. You see, you turn on the news. Spencer Pratt.

[Matt Rogers]

Spencer Pratt did great on Celebrity weakest link.

[Bowen Yang]

See what I'm saying?

[Sarah Sherman]

Like what?

[Bowen Yang]

And of course it's both.

[Sarah Sherman]

What? Like, I want to promote a singer every day of my life.

[Bowen Yang]

Omarosa was president. She was president of the United States.

[Sarah Sherman]

She was.

[Bowen Yang]

She was for like two years.

[Sarah Sherman]

She still is to this day.

[Matt Rogers]

Will. Will you talk about. Yeah. Unless you don't want to.

[Bowen Yang]

No.

[Sarah Sherman]

Please.

[Matt Rogers]

Why is Michael Rapaport sending you booze?

[Sarah Sherman]

So I was like, I can't possibly be watching traders. Like, I have stuff to do. I'm a busy woman. Might not be famous, but I'm a woman and I'm busy. So why is this woman complaining about her smoothie blackout? Losing the thread. Where is it?

[Bowen Yang]

Hello, Michael Rappaport setting new boots.

[Sarah Sherman]

And then I open twitter.com and I.

[Bowen Yang]

See your first mistake.

[Sarah Sherman]

And by the way, but Bowen knows I was saying this earlier. My Twitter. Yeah, What I've done.

[Matt Rogers]

Perfect.

[Sarah Sherman]

There was to me the viral news of the day. I screenshot in Texas to Bowen and Sl. I go, did you guys see this? Paul Giamatti wants to be in the new Texas Chainsaw.

[Bowen Yang]

And they were like, cool.

[Matt Rogers]

Above the fold news.

[Bowen Yang]

We've been seeing something else in our algorithms.

[Sarah Sherman]

And I'm like, you guys, you've seen this? I'm like, no, but that was like, that was. What was the. I followed this guy and shouts out to him.

[Bowen Yang]

Shouts out, shouts out, shouts out to him.

[Sarah Sherman]

He's always posting covers of ultra paperback books with naked women on them. I'm going, that's what I'm seeing.

[Bowen Yang]

That's what you're seeing.

[Matt Rogers]

Always seems to amazing.

[Bowen Yang]

Blessed. See, I am so interested in changing what my algorithm is or like not having one at all. But it does take a long time. Like I. It is interesting though, how quickly they get very good at you being like, oh, well, I have to click on that, right?

[Sarah Sherman]

Well, Justin Bieber penetrated my veil.

[Bowen Yang]

Justin Bieber penetrated your veil.

[Matt Rogers]

He penetrated your salt psychosis.

[Sarah Sherman]

He did. And like I'm opening Twitter trained to show me like, you'll never believe what. When this person replaced their eyes with ping pong balls, what happened?

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah, sure, sure.

[Sarah Sherman]

Or this old. This 89 year old woman, they found 18 contacts in each of her eyes. Like, that's like my viral news. But Justin Bieber penetrated it and I went, now what's this?

[Bowen Yang]

He could be your doctor. He could heal your disease.

[Matt Rogers]

You love that song. I do.

[Bowen Yang]

That's. I love that song.

[Matt Rogers]

She wrote a Nine Inch Nail song. Young.

[Sarah Sherman]

She did.

[Matt Rogers]

She's Amazing.

[Sarah Sherman]

And one of her eyes was bloody. Huh. Eyes are coming up. We'll talk about that in therapy later.

[Matt Rogers]

Are you still with that young and dream psychologist?

[Sarah Sherman]

No, I have a different sort of Jungian, Lecanian, kind of.

[Bowen Yang]

Wow. That's the psychology that you're taking.

[Sarah Sherman]

I'm in. I'm in this.

[Bowen Yang]

Are you really?

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Sarah Sherman]

And I'm going. And it, over the window, overlooks, like, a billboard across the street. So I'll be like this. And then all of a sudden, I'm like. I'm staring at Despicable Me too, right now. Talking about, like.

[Bowen Yang]

Despicable me too. I can't believe sometimes what posters are still up in the subway.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, that's. It's crazy.

[Sarah Sherman]

It's amazing.

[Matt Rogers]

It's amazing.

[Bowen Yang]

It's really good.

[Sarah Sherman]

Is he amazing? It's cool.

[Bowen Yang]

Amazing.

[Matt Rogers]

It's cool. Amazing. Now, now, riddle me this. Yeah. Lacanian, from the name Lacan.

[Sarah Sherman]

Yeah. Many people are saying this.

[Matt Rogers]

Many people are saying, what is this? It's just like. Isn't it so interesting?

[Sarah Sherman]

Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

It's literally like he would do podiatrist or podiatric. It's like, why do we. Why do we shift the emphasis?

[Sarah Sherman]

Depends on how many sheets they are deep. I'll shift the emphasis anywhere, I gotta tell you.

[Bowen Yang]

Look how far I am already.

[Matt Rogers]

I gotta catch up.

[Sarah Sherman]

What'd you say? You're a tank. You're a tank.

[Bowen Yang]

I'm a full tank.

[Sarah Sherman]

Oh. But I open Twitter and I'm going, I'm seeing Michael Rapaport eat out of the bowl the way he was. Did you see that?

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

What bowl?

[Sarah Sherman]

He was eating out of a bowl on Trader, pressing the bowl to his lip and, like, shoveling the food in like a.

[Matt Rogers]

Say it like a cave woman.

[Sarah Sherman]

And I go, guess I'm gonna be having to watch Traitors again.

[Bowen Yang]

Based on Michael Rapaport. Sarah Sherman is the one person in the world that saw Mike Rapport on Traders and was like, I'm. I'm in. Can I tell you something I'm hooked on? But thank God, because. Because that answers the question, why is he cast? Because there's people like you watching that are like, I want to see the nastiest human behavior.

[Sarah Sherman]

Oh, my God. Human being was eating out of a bowl like an upright dog.

[Matt Rogers]

Candace.

[Sarah Sherman]

He was going like this with the ball. And I go, somebody wanting. I'll throw my hat in the ring. But then I'm watching people who are going, you're acting quite suspiciously. I'm like, enough. A fucking no.

[Bowen Yang]

What Are you meaning.

[Sarah Sherman]

This is my other problem. They're like, he's so good at the gameplay. You mean he's a good liar and deceitful? Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, well, you're talking about Rob.

[Sarah Sherman]

Well, I'm just saying, like, in general, like, that's always the conversation with these shows is like, well, we got to get this guy out because he's an amazing game player. You mean he's a good liar. Like, what are we talking about?

[Bowen Yang]

I think that there are assumptions being made on behalf of a lot of the cast members that because of their experience on shows where you lie, deceit, and more that you are going to be doing that on this program. And they get a little stopped up with that when clearly the traitors are Lisa Rinna Canister Bassett and the guy from Love island in an overall looking unbelievable.

[Matt Rogers]

She.

[Bowen Yang]

Can I just say Lisa Rinna.

[Matt Rogers]

Toasty toast.

[Bowen Yang]

Toast. This is a toast to Lisa Rinna. You deserve this, mama.

[Matt Rogers]

You deserve that.

[Bowen Yang]

You really are. And I love the way that they all. When she got voted out, they were like, she's a legend. She's an icon. Well, it was so great.

[Matt Rogers]

Annoyingly, Colton was like, she's a legend. She's an icon. But then two breaths before was like, I've never seen Housewives. Well, it's like, then you don't understand.

[Bowen Yang]

The legendary May know her from.

[Matt Rogers]

Her from Veronica Mars.

[Sarah Sherman]

I think you may know her from showing up to the rooms wearing a cheetah fedora and going, well, I'm clocking.

[Matt Rogers]

She's an icon. She's a legend.

[Bowen Yang]

Icon. She's a legend.

[Matt Rogers]

She and I. You does nothing for you. The Candace Dillard Bassett is back on television.

[Bowen Yang]

Come on.

[Sarah Sherman]

I guess it does. No, I'll get back into it. I. I just, you know, my. My problem was I go, where's the line here?

[Matt Rogers]

What's. What line? What are you.

[Bowen Yang]

What are you.

[Matt Rogers]

What are you talking about?

[Sarah Sherman]

Like, it's. You're acting. You're acting evil and deceitful. It's like we all.

[Matt Rogers]

Guys, guys, this is guy. Guys.

[Bowen Yang]

This is a show.

[Sarah Sherman]

I don't take evil lightly.

[Bowen Yang]

So the fact that this is frivolous evil to you is unacceptable. It's like you wake up every morning and you look at the news and you're like, well, this is just. I can't believe it. So then when evil is entertainment, you're like, this is just glad y' all are having fun. Because I live in the real world where there's real stakes, so I certainly don't need to hear about murder, treachery.

[Sarah Sherman]

Oh.

[Bowen Yang]

Under the guise of glamour.

[Sarah Sherman]

Fuck you.

[Matt Rogers]

You're sweating. You're laugh sweating.

[Bowen Yang]

How dare you?

[Matt Rogers]

Big Osaka. Laugh sweat. Wait, I think I know the cure. I know the cure for you.

[Sarah Sherman]

Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

Celebrity Traitors uk. Okay, where the.

[Bowen Yang]

She's in. Okay.

[Matt Rogers]

The conceit there is Claudia Winkleman. Like, who. She's the host.

[Bowen Yang]

You're gonna be obsessed.

[Matt Rogers]

You're gonna be.

[Sarah Sherman]

Changed my name to Claudia Winkleman.

[Matt Rogers]

Sarah Winkleman.

[Bowen Yang]

She.

[Sarah Sherman]

She a Winkleman. In time.

[Matt Rogers]

Oprah, she commits to this. So hard to, like, evil as a foot in a way that you will enjoy because it's, like, so cranked up. Like, Alan does. Does it in his, like, amazing way with Alain. Claudia does it in a way where she's like, the traitors have murdered again.

[Bowen Yang]

It's very grounded. Wow.

[Matt Rogers]

What are you not seeing?

[Bowen Yang]

Open your eyes. The traitors are laughing at you.

[Matt Rogers]

I can hear them laughing.

[Bowen Yang]

I can hear them laughing.

[Sarah Sherman]

I'm losing the threat of, like, whether or not people are actually being killed.

[Bowen Yang]

They killed Tom Daly, who was an Olympic diver. And then she goes, he won gold for this country. Is that not enough?

[Matt Rogers]

And it's. She, you know, she knows it's fucking stupid, but she's sending. So sending it.

[Bowen Yang]

My.

[Sarah Sherman]

My favorite, I guess. See, hum. Back in. Because my favorite is when they, like, go to sleep in the castle that night. And then it's a montage.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah, no, the montages are great.

[Matt Rogers]

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[Bowen Yang]

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[Matt Rogers]

Allow us to paint a very realistic example. Everyone in your house, everyone is on their devices at the exact same time. Gaming, working, swiping. Right. Because of course they are. And the finale of your favorite show of all time of the week is on at the exact same moment. Well, you can boost the WI fi to your device with Xfinity.

[Bowen Yang]

And have you ever asked yourself, what if my WI fi could keep watch over my kids for me? Well, probably not, because that's a weird thing to ask yourself, but Xfinity WI fi has parenting skills, even if you sometimes forget yours. Xfinity's like, don't worry, I'll monitor the WI fi.

[Matt Rogers]

It's completely proactive, fixing issues before they even happen. Bottom line, Xfinity is smart and reliable. You deserve the peace of mind of having WI fi that's got your back.

[Bowen Yang]

Xfinity Imagine that.

[Matt Rogers]

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[Bowen Yang]

Is it the spacious interior that's comfy for the whole crew or the casual capability to go off road?

[Matt Rogers]

It could be. Or maybe it's up to 600 plus miles of range. What if it's all that and more?

[Bowen Yang]

The Hyundai Palisade defies everything you thought you knew an SUV to be with more style and capability. It's something new entirely.

[Matt Rogers]

It has class leading interior space with purposeful tech. Available front row and second row relaxation.

[Bowen Yang]

Seats available class exclusive blind spot view monitor available class exclusive dash camera feature.

[Matt Rogers]

2.5T hybrid engine with up to 600 plus mil of range and seating configurations for 7 to 8 passengers with available third row power seats that recline.

[Bowen Yang]

Also available H track all wheel drive so you can be ready to go anywhere in style. It also includes standard 100 watt USB C ports available Bose 14 speaker audio and standard passenger talk driver intercom.

[Matt Rogers]

The allnew Hyundai Palisade Hybrid is more than just another suv. It's still the Palisade but with so much more.

[Bowen Yang]

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[Matt Rogers]

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[Sarah Sherman]

Okay, Alan Cummings.

[Matt Rogers]

No, no. As everyone always thinks there's an S.

[Sarah Sherman]

Because usually you would hope he's Cummings.

[Matt Rogers]

Plural times you would hope.

[Bowen Yang]

I'm sure he is. I'm sure he has absolutely no problem relieving himself as much as he wants.

[Sarah Sherman]

I'm too blackout.

[Bowen Yang]

No.

[Matt Rogers]

You had symbol of your martini.

[Sarah Sherman]

I weigh 61 pounds. Do you know what that's like on a woman of my comport? How much do you think this 27 year old weighs?

[Matt Rogers]

Men in the room.

[Bowen Yang]

How much do you think she weighs? She asks. This is a dangerous question. No, no, no.

[Matt Rogers]

Everyone do it as she. As she shows off her Caroline's on Broadway outfit.

[Bowen Yang]

It really is that. Oh my God, girl, you got Caroline's on Broadway. Rip.

[Matt Rogers]

Rip?

[Bowen Yang]

Is it rip?

[Matt Rogers]

It's been dead.

[Bowen Yang]

Kidding me. It's gone the way of vapiano and the familiar. Jesus Christ.

[Matt Rogers]

Put the image here.

[Bowen Yang]

Everything is changing in New York. Now that's the martini conversation. Everything's changing.

[Matt Rogers]

New York.

[Sarah Sherman]

No. By the way, I have a lot to say about that as well about New York.

[Bowen Yang]

Wait, but this is now a new finger on the hands. But say this.

[Matt Rogers]

We've been good at closing the loops though.

[Sarah Sherman]

HBO salt. Justin Bieber.

[Bowen Yang]

Got that.

[Sarah Sherman]

Got that. Justin.

[Matt Rogers]

Justin. Good night, good job, good night and good luck. Good night. Good luck.

[Sarah Sherman]

I was going to talk about the. The catharsis that you allowed me to have.

[Matt Rogers]

We're not doing this.

[Sarah Sherman]

We are doing this. So I'm going. I'm going. I'm a fool to do a premiere for a stand up special where we're all just looking at me. Oh no.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh no.

[Bowen Yang]

Whatever.

[Sarah Sherman]

So. And then my tunnel vision starts smallening and I'm going, oh no. Oh no. It's like all my fucking co workers are there. This is like humiliating. Whatever.

[Bowen Yang]

Who love you.

[Sarah Sherman]

Who love you.

[Matt Rogers]

Who adore you.

[Sarah Sherman]

I go to the bar, I go, I'll take whatever you got. And you know me. Can't handle a thimble.

[Matt Rogers]

Can't handle a thimble.

[Bowen Yang]

Did they do a themed drink for you?

[Matt Rogers]

Yes, of course.

[Sarah Sherman]

I looked like some sort of peasant. I had a beehive with eyeballs in my hands.

[Matt Rogers]

They put eyeball gummies. And the drinks was so cute.

[Bowen Yang]

Thanks.

[Sarah Sherman]

The metrograph. Thanks, hb.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, that's great.

[Sarah Sherman]

Cute.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah. So cute.

[Sarah Sherman]

Take three. I take a whole drink to the face. And then they go, you have to, like, go introduce it. I'm Blackout. I'm at a little podium.

[Bowen Yang]

The worst immediate.

[Sarah Sherman]

So my hysterical cry sounds like the. A. His. An hysterical woman in. In an institution with her rubber grip socks on, going. Laughing like the joker.

[Bowen Yang]

And were you crying?

[Sarah Sherman]

I was. I come out there.

[Matt Rogers]

I immediately go, like, it was adorable.

[Sarah Sherman]

I lock eyes with mom. I sit right behind him. It starts. I go, this is the worst mistake of my life. My mouth on the screen opens to speak. Bowen.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah, of course he did.

[Sarah Sherman]

Wait, which is the laughter?

[Bowen Yang]

Big Osaka laugh.

[Sarah Sherman]

Big Osaka laugh. I'm right behind him. I see his head thrown back. See his head thrown back.

[Bowen Yang]

He loves you. Do you know? Do you know how much he loves you? He loves you so much. Like, I don't ever hear him talk about anyone like he talks about you. He loves you so much. He thinks you are number one. He's been saying it forever. It only intensifies with time.

[Sarah Sherman]

It. It is like. And I. I was like, you know what, Bowen? Not. Not seeing Bowen every day at work will be okay because we're friends outside of work. Like, that's. And the job is so stressful. Like, you shouldn't, like, have all your friends at your work.

[Bowen Yang]

Like.

[Sarah Sherman]

Like, it's what I come into work. Like, I have been sorely mistaken.

[Bowen Yang]

It's horrible.

[Sarah Sherman]

I look up at table read, trying to meet his gaze. I go, there's no bowing. It is. It is a hole.

[Matt Rogers]

It was a comfort for me to see you across the way. And I'm the same.

[Sarah Sherman]

I was fool to think not seeing you every. I'm like, oh, I'm not gonna see him every. This fine. I'll see him at the. I'll see him every. The comfort of seeing someone you love every day. I know that's family. That's familia pizza. That's classico Italiano. Like, for that to be ripped away so suddenly, and then for you to be wiped off the face of the planet because you were in Japan, right? Doing God knows what it was. That's. That is my love. But the catharsis of being right behind his big Osaka left, throwing his head back. That. Because it's so scary to put anything out, of course.

[Matt Rogers]

And you, Sarah, it was perfect.

[Sarah Sherman]

That was healing because I was, like, scary, like, oh, this special is going to come out. And spoiler alert, my pussy's out. My pussy's out, y'. All. My pussy, my asshole, everything's out.

[Matt Rogers]

It's the culmination to see the head.

[Sarah Sherman]

And to Hear the big Osaka laugh. You provided me the medicine I needed badly.

[Matt Rogers]

But I was just emotional. And when I'm emotional, I tend to laugh. I guess I just had an easy laugh. Yes. Oh, yeah. When you were sobbing.

[Sarah Sherman]

You're a laughter whore.

[Matt Rogers]

I'm a laughter whore. But I was watching the full culmination of Chicago. Sarah. Snl. Sarah. Like, touring Sarah. Oh, my God. Another finger race raised. Tracking your ass on Find my.

[Sarah Sherman]

Oh, my God. I open.

[Bowen Yang]

I have to follow you.

[Sarah Sherman]

It's so fun.

[Matt Rogers]

She's at a strip mall in Lincoln, Nebraska.

[Sarah Sherman]

It's like, she's that girl doing there.

[Matt Rogers]

I was like, what's that girl?

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, wait, I love it. I love to track my friends and I. When you find one, that. That's, like, off the grid.

[Sarah Sherman]

Do you remember when Bowen was in China? That was crazy.

[Bowen Yang]

I don't see. I didn't get into the Find My. We didn't start following.

[Matt Rogers]

We didn't start following each other until later.

[Bowen Yang]

Because, honestly, my whole bit was like, I don't want people to know. Not my bit. My reality was, I don't want you acting evil.

[Sarah Sherman]

I'm sus.

[Matt Rogers]

But we already live in Surveillance. Palantir already knows our.

[Bowen Yang]

Like, no, no, no.

[Matt Rogers]

The people we have sex with.

[Bowen Yang]

That's literally so true. And the fact is also, by the way, like, I think it's important to be able to find your friends now because, like. Because.

[Matt Rogers]

Thank you, Surveillance State.

[Sarah Sherman]

And I don't know if he knows this. Do you remember when? Because I have Marcelo's location on. Of course, but he got a new phone. Time to update.

[Matt Rogers]

Marcelo. You didn't download your icloud backup.

[Sarah Sherman]

Thanks, Marcelo. No, I think you're always where you're not. Remember when I opened my.

[Matt Rogers]

Fine.

[Bowen Yang]

My.

[Sarah Sherman]

And I go, guys, I guess this is Peek behind the actor studio. I go, marcel's at a hospital, guys. And you remember I was. I texted you and I was like.

[Matt Rogers]

What ended up happening that day?

[Sarah Sherman]

He was doing for the children.

[Matt Rogers]

Of course I was gonna say it's something like, truly, like.

[Sarah Sherman]

It was like he was meeting the children and giving them a smile.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, that's just like heartthrobs.

[Sarah Sherman]

But sometimes, fine. Mi can go so wrong. Where you go, why are they in a hospital?

[Bowen Yang]

Whoa. Can I say something? I got drunk and ended up at the hospital.

[Matt Rogers]

No, right now.

[Bowen Yang]

No, now. In the moment I realized I didn't eat enough to have this today.

[Matt Rogers]

Eat your olive.

[Bowen Yang]

The truth is, I got about halfway through my Westville lunch and realized, brussels sprouts. Why was that?

[Matt Rogers]

The order. That's the whole thing of Westville.

[Sarah Sherman]

It's like also hipster cafeteria. And I know hipster's a slur now.

[Matt Rogers]

No. Are you both drunk?

[Bowen Yang]

I'm blackout.

[Matt Rogers]

I can't believe that you're not. I don't think I am yet.

[Sarah Sherman]

You.

[Matt Rogers]

Can I say something, please?

[Sarah Sherman]

Can I say if I podcast the.

[Matt Rogers]

The special Sarah Squirm Live it in the flesh if now streaming on hbo, period. If you. You need to watch it. It is easily my favorite standup special ever. It is the culmination of Chicago Sarah snl Sarah Touring Sarah. But it is like, you see the hell trap nightmare. You see all of it come to this beautiful crystal. Like, fucking so beautiful. It is art.

[Sarah Sherman]

I'm like, just fucking watch it.

[Matt Rogers]

Just fucking watch. No, I'll end it with. Celeste and I are just like. Well, this is mostly Celeste thing, but they're like, if I. I think about me at 16 years old. If I were 16 years old now, I'd be fucking obsessed with you in a way that, like, I put posters. Come on.

[Bowen Yang]

And probably that is true.

[Sarah Sherman]

Strange children. Come on. Come on.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah, but, like, thank God that the strange weird kids, like, have a fucking girl. You.

[Sarah Sherman]

You know what's so funny? I was, like, completely mad about this. I'll like, post like a. I'm like, oh, yeah, like, stand up clips on Instagram. Those go viral. And so I'll post like, a clip of stand up from my special and I'll get like 400 likes.

[Bowen Yang]

No, it's never what you want that goes viral. Let's be clear.

[Matt Rogers]

It's.

[Bowen Yang]

It's never. It's never the shining moment that gets grabbed, right?

[Sarah Sherman]

And I'm like, the flirp record scratch, what's going on here? And then like, the flurp record scratch, what's going on? And then someone will be like, yeah, like, what did you think when you were making this special? You thought, like, everyone was gonna like it. And I was like, yeah, guess I didn't consider it.

[Bowen Yang]

You know what, though? Things should be. Things should be. Oh, hey, girl. When did you get here?

[Sarah Sherman]

She's been here.

[Bowen Yang]

You have? Oh, all right. Producer Anna.

[Matt Rogers]

Why?

[Bowen Yang]

What I don't understand. Oh, well, that's cool.

[Sarah Sherman]

Is the super bowl tomorrow?

[Bowen Yang]

Y' all are going to the super bowl tomorrow?

[Matt Rogers]

It's Sunday.

[Bowen Yang]

We should talk about Bad Bunny.

[Matt Rogers]

Let's talk about Bad Bunny.

[Sarah Sherman]

Hello. Hello, Bad Bunny.

[Bowen Yang]

Is that your guys's friend? Like, could you consider him a friend?

[Sarah Sherman]

That's my problem.

[Matt Rogers]

What?

[Sarah Sherman]

Every time a celebrity is nice to Me at my job.

[Matt Rogers]

I go like, we're friends now.

[Sarah Sherman]

So it's like, I'll say on camera, bad bunny. Pretty sure we're close, personal friends. I'll see it my way because.

[Bowen Yang]

Because he is always so kind.

[Sarah Sherman]

He's like the kindest person.

[Matt Rogers]

The kindest person. I understand. I'm with you because it's like with these hosts, it's like. And especially with. With. With Bonito, it's like, like we. We were with you, you were with us. When all of us have been very vulnerable, being like, what the hell are we doing on Saturday?

[Sarah Sherman]

Right?

[Matt Rogers]

It's like everyone's like, we're in free fall. And then we're not sure if the net is even going to show up until the show happens.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah, you guys have like a trauma bond together, which is a week at that job, which is like all y' all putting together all your effort and everything and putting forth all your ideas. And then do you see how drunk I got?

[Matt Rogers]

Got is that so drunk?

[Bowen Yang]

Like all y'.

[Sarah Sherman]

All.

[Bowen Yang]

I said. I said all y'.

[Matt Rogers]

All.

[Bowen Yang]

All y', all.

[Matt Rogers]

Really, y'. All.

[Sarah Sherman]

If you make eye contact with me, I go, oh, this Justin. We're bonded for life.

[Bowen Yang]

We are mated for life. Avatar.

[Matt Rogers]

Avatar.

[Bowen Yang]

I still haven't seen the third one. Fire and Ash.

[Sarah Sherman]

I would love to.

[Bowen Yang]

I would love to. Should we go tonight?

[Sarah Sherman]

I would love to go in 3D.

[Bowen Yang]

I don't think there's any other way to go, do you?

[Matt Rogers]

I don't picture you in a 3D movie without you. You don't ripping off the glasses going, I can't see.

[Sarah Sherman]

This is my problem. Oh, I got my prescription update. I can see now.

[Bowen Yang]

Get this.

[Sarah Sherman]

The problem is I can't see or hear.

[Bowen Yang]

So we went for a eye test in Tokyo.

[Matt Rogers]

Free eye exams.

[Bowen Yang]

Free eye exams in Tokyo. Oh, no. And people were happy to do it. I am nearsighted.

[Sarah Sherman]

What now what could that mean? Because this is like.

[Bowen Yang]

There's a definition.

[Sarah Sherman]

Well, here's my thing. When my mom would go to the supermarket.

[Matt Rogers]

What could that mean?

[Sarah Sherman]

My mom would go to the supermarket. She would go. I couldn't remember if you either you loved Cheez its or you hated. She was like, did. She was like, I couldn't remember. Did she love Cheez its or she hated Jesus. It's like with nearsighted and it's like, can you see near or can you not see near?

[Bowen Yang]

The answer is you can see closer.

[Sarah Sherman]

Cuz you are near sight.

[Matt Rogers]

It's in the name. It's in the words, as it Were it's it.

[Sarah Sherman]

It's in the name. It's either Archie, it's it or the.

[Matt Rogers]

Not it to Sarah and this. And so should I buy them?

[Bowen Yang]

I'm going to guess that you love them.

[Sarah Sherman]

Absolutely, 100%.

[Bowen Yang]

Okay, great.

[Matt Rogers]

Really? Dairy product.

[Bowen Yang]

And do you know she'll shit for them. You know what?

[Sarah Sherman]

Thank you for highlighting this, because I just want to say, people go, she's complaining about a smoothie. I go, I have a struggle.

[Bowen Yang]

I go, I go, I have a struggle. I love when anyone goes.

[Matt Rogers]

I go, I go, I have a struggle. This is. This is a moment where Matt Rogers would use the word your diaspora, which is not totally correct, but it applies.

[Bowen Yang]

For a long time. The word diaspora meant struggle. Like my diaspora narratively connected back. Becca, stop it.

[Sarah Sherman]

Oh, stop someone from laughing.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, no, stop someone from judging. You had your moment last week.

[Sarah Sherman]

Becca was picking up my stomach going, like, because I'm drinking poison. My stomach's reacting.

[Bowen Yang]

If you can't finish that, I will have the rest of it. Because I'm telling you right now, I am so. I am so powerless against one drink. Because if it's one, it's gotta be three.

[Matt Rogers]

Three.

[Bowen Yang]

Like, that's why I can't really drink at all, is because if it's one, it's got to be three. Green says whenever I sit down, I take a sip of my first cocktail and I go, oh, I'm gonna have three of those.

[Matt Rogers]

That's. Is that a Long island thing? If you like something, you go, oh, I like that. I'm gonna have three of them.

[Sarah Sherman]

Well, for me, it's. Well, I've had an eighth of it. Might as well be done.

[Bowen Yang]

Again. If you don't want that, I will have it.

[Sarah Sherman]

Well, I've had an eighth of it.

[Bowen Yang]

And I don't think you're gonna finish it.

[Sarah Sherman]

No, because I time the. The amount of sheets I am to the wind. It's like I just wasted a whole ream of paper.

[Bowen Yang]

89 wait sheets in the win.

[Sarah Sherman]

Are we talking about sheets of paper.

[Matt Rogers]

Or like, I think I always pictured it as sheets of. Of linen.

[Bowen Yang]

Like, I have no idea the etymology of that.

[Matt Rogers]

Three sheets to the wind.

[Sarah Sherman]

Well, the clothesline is about the. The length.

[Bowen Yang]

One thing you're gonna do is eat your olive, though. Yep, there you go. Bottoms up, babe.

[Matt Rogers]

So the reason why you're drunk is because you had. You had soup for lunch?

[Bowen Yang]

No, I actually had a soup soup, and I had salmon, and I had about half the Brussels sprouts that they gave. And then. Thank you so much. I am gonna finish hers.

[Sarah Sherman]

I'll take your olives.

[Matt Rogers]

You.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, God.

[Sarah Sherman]

You guys want to know the origin of the expression? Yeah. Okay. It is for sailing. It originates from sailing, where sheets are the ropes that control a sales position.

[Matt Rogers]

Yes.

[Sarah Sherman]

If you or three sheets are loose in the wind, the sails causing the vessel to lurch and become uncontrolled.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, okay. So. So it's a sailing thing.

[Sarah Sherman]

I'm rolling my damn head.

[Matt Rogers]

Can you think of anything more stressful and somehow more boring than sailing?

[Sarah Sherman]

I think that's what we need.

[Matt Rogers]

Stress and boredom. No, you're right.

[Sarah Sherman]

Need to be adrift at Sea for 30 calendar days.

[Bowen Yang]

Should we go on below deck? We can, we can whenever you guys want. They're shooting it right now. Should we leave?

[Matt Rogers]

Go.

[Sarah Sherman]

Well, first of all, I be full. Angie K. I'd be having full. I'd have no equilibrium and I'd have. Who had the diarrhea?

[Matt Rogers]

It was.

[Bowen Yang]

It was.

[Matt Rogers]

They all did. It was Andrew.

[Bowen Yang]

But Angie K. Was throwing up and all that.

[Matt Rogers]

Andrew K. Was throwing up and her nail came off basically. And she ran into that house sort of like Butler girl.

[Sarah Sherman]

I can be taken down by a grain of salt. I can be taken down by a sip of a martini. You think I can handle a butt boat?

[Bowen Yang]

Well, how do you do on a roller coaster? That is. That sounds like a lot of fun.

[Sarah Sherman]

Well, I was on a roller coaster. I would be like, okay, I guess I like that.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah, for sure. I think woo is a. Is a positive.

[Sarah Sherman]

I've been on a roller coaster since I'm a child.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, my God. We just did them. Wait, can I say.

[Sarah Sherman]

Can I say?

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

This actually was something that healed me in a way that I desperately needed. So we were in Osaka, went to Universal Studios and two things happened. So we were with a group of.

[Sarah Sherman]

People that addicted to these places. Roller coaster zones.

[Matt Rogers]

Roller coaster zones.

[Bowen Yang]

We like to go to a theme park sometimes. And also we're probably not going to like frequent theme parks if we go to Japan. So we were there. So we went to Tokyo Disney Sea and we went to Universal, Universal Studios Osaka, which I'm going to say on record right now, now my favorite Universal park that I've ever been to. Here's why. It had a great mix of things.

[Matt Rogers]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Bowen Yang]

Thank you so much. The first thing we did well, blah, blah, blah. We do like all the Nintendo stuff. Whatever. Bowen and I were the only ones that wanted to do a roller coaster that was this intense. It was called the Flying Dinosaur. It Was a Jurassic park roller coaster. And you fly like literally. How would you describe it?

[Matt Rogers]

You get in the. You get in vertically on your two feet, as it were. The rest comes down. Then there's a moment where the hinge above you starts to go. And then you are on your belly.

[Bowen Yang]

And you fly on your belly. You go up, up, up as if you're a pterodactyl on your belly like a pterodactyl. And that's the whole bit is a pterodactyl is pulling.

[Sarah Sherman]

You just stay home, smoke crack. It doesn't have to be this complicated, honey.

[Bowen Yang]

Why not?

[Sarah Sherman]

You're on your two feet, then you're stomach, then there's a whole. Just stay home, smoke crack. Far less complicated. The carbon footprint is smaller, honey.

[Bowen Yang]

Just stay home and smoke crack.

[Matt Rogers]

There's carbon and crack. Don't get it twisted. It's an organic compound.

[Bowen Yang]

Don't get it twisted. Anyway, anyway, it was, it was unbelievable. We were screaming. It was so cold too. We were like screaming in the wind. Like so much bigger than you could ever imagine. Then we went on the Jaws ride.

[Sarah Sherman]

Oh, wow. Okay.

[Bowen Yang]

The Jaws ride. This is the last Jaws ride, Full blown Jaws ride in any Universal park in the world.

[Matt Rogers]

Practical effects and animatronics, performances by the. No.

[Bowen Yang]

And what you need to understand is that this was in many ways. I know I've said it a few times about a few different things on this podcast. In so many ways it was the culture that made me say culture was for me when I was a kid, kid going to Universal when I was like 7 or 8 years old. The Jaws movie. Yes. But also like going on the ride and seeing like going like a mechanical shark attack in the boat. Like seeing the blood in the water. At one point a huge gas tank explodes. Like there's an actor on the boat screaming, committed firing.

[Matt Rogers]

That's the ride.

[Bowen Yang]

That's the ride. And literally the last one you can ever do at this scale is in Osaka. And we did it. And it was me, Tom Nye, Nat Whitaker, Greta Titleman and Bowen. And they knew how much it meant to me because I used to do a show which was called you will get wet at ucb, which was about me being a boat captain on this ride, a skipper. And I used to stage the whole ride. And it was one of my bits that I used to do back in word for word.

[Matt Rogers]

Sarah, he was. Would recite this entire ride what the skippers said. I would play J. Bo played the.

[Sarah Sherman]

Shark who was saying, you know, I think every single day in my life. There's just a little voice in my head that goes, we're going to need a bigger boat.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah, well, well.

[Sarah Sherman]

So who said it in the ride?

[Bowen Yang]

It wasn't said because that line isn't in the ride.

[Sarah Sherman]

But like, how is that line not in the. Hey, hey, hey. How is that line?

[Matt Rogers]

I don't think it was. Maybe it wasn't the ride, but we.

[Bowen Yang]

I don't remember.

[Matt Rogers]

This diva was giving the performance of a lifetime in total Japanese and this girl was.

[Bowen Yang]

You knew we get on.

[Sarah Sherman]

I knew what he was saying.

[Bowen Yang]

She, she. So we got on and I was like, oh my God, we have a. We have a girl skipper. I was like obsessed. And I was like, she's about to pull out a gun. And then what she do?

[Matt Rogers]

She raised a shotgun, which goes full alarm.

[Bowen Yang]

And we were screaming and clapping and just dying. And then we did the ride. And afterwards I was just like, I am so happy. I have not been that happy in a long time. Go in. Order lunch. They served a soft shell crab at lunch.

[Matt Rogers]

We ordered a burrito.

[Sarah Sherman]

That's when you say, we're gonna order a burrito.

[Bowen Yang]

And they gave a side of a soft shell crab. A full on soft shell crab.

[Matt Rogers]

Cause it's Japan and it's, it's.

[Bowen Yang]

I'm moving here.

[Sarah Sherman]

Well, the Jaws ride in Japan is going to be your Rosetta stone. That's how you become fluent in Japanese.

[Matt Rogers]

Yes.

[Bowen Yang]

Because, you know, that's actually really a good point. But. Because I was telling them what she was saying as it was happening.

[Sarah Sherman]

Guys, she's not saying we're gonna need a bigger boat.

[Bowen Yang]

No, but it was, it was just, it was. It healed me doing that.

[Matt Rogers]

It was really beautiful to see.

[Bowen Yang]

I loved it.

[Matt Rogers]

And because you hadn't been on that ride since you were. What?

[Bowen Yang]

Since I was like. Well, they, they took that ride out of Universal Studios Florida.

[Matt Rogers]

Travesty.

[Bowen Yang]

When I was like, I don't know, 14, 15, 16. To put more Harry Potter shit in which, you know, whatever. But like, I just felt like that was such a cool, practical ride, like the shark coming out of the water, like, et cetera.

[Sarah Sherman]

It's so amazing. It's so amazing as a spectacle. Horror. I have such a bad relationship with roller coaster zones.

[Matt Rogers]

This is why you would love roller coaster zones.

[Sarah Sherman]

Actually.

[Matt Rogers]

It's not all roller coasters just. Well, but.

[Sarah Sherman]

But I like. Because I forced my boyfriend at Boyfriend?

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah. Put your weapons.

[Bowen Yang]

Down.

[Sarah Sherman]

I forced my boyfriend when I moved to LA and I was broke to take me to Disney Land Land. And we didn't, you know, we were broke as a joke, so we didn't, like, do anything. And I'm, like, waiting on these long lines. I'm like, hot. I'm Jewish, so I'm hot. And I'm complaining. I'm like, ugh. I'm like, these lines are so long. I'm so dehydrated.

[Bowen Yang]

And he's like, you wanted to come here?

[Sarah Sherman]

Because I was like, we literally. I guess we should go.

[Matt Rogers]

No, no, no. This is my impression of your boyfriend. You mean you wanted to come here?

[Sarah Sherman]

Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

That's how we talk. You guys are going way an octave lower.

[Bowen Yang]

I guess we haven't spent enough time together.

[Sarah Sherman]

I am going like, I'm, like, waiting in this line. I'm so hot. I'm so dehydrated. We don't have, like, any money. We can't do anything. And I see everybody walking around with these giant turkey legs. I'm like, what are we talking about?

[Bowen Yang]

They're so good, though. I'm a trip to fan of them.

[Sarah Sherman]

Oh, well, if that touched my lip, the boiling hot diarrhea that'd be spewing out of my mouth and ass would have sent us home from Anaheim.

[Bowen Yang]

So it's. It's. It's like that.

[Sarah Sherman]

But listen, maybe I gotta be wrong with y'.

[Bowen Yang]

All.

[Matt Rogers]

No, you need to roll with y'.

[Sarah Sherman]

All, because I love a spectacle, so I feel like.

[Bowen Yang]

And also because let me tell you something. The way I take care of things, the way I'm on that app, like a ninja. I'm like, what app?

[Sarah Sherman]

What?

[Matt Rogers]

No, he knows the app.

[Bowen Yang]

I know what I'm doing.

[Sarah Sherman]

You're an American ninja warrior in Japan.

[Bowen Yang]

Let's just say, like, I'm better than the rest. The guides.

[Matt Rogers]

He's. Wow, that's the headline.

[Bowen Yang]

No, that's not really true.

[Matt Rogers]

That's not true. Sarah, you're coming with us to the parks. You're coming with us to be Burchella so we can watch you sigh.

[Sarah Sherman]

Do you see the way my.

[Bowen Yang]

If you're crying, would you be interested in Coachella?

[Sarah Sherman]

Well, again, it's the same problem as outside, and I'm upset.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

No, Sarah, we take care of you. I know.

[Bowen Yang]

I'm outside.

[Matt Rogers]

No, but, Sarah, 40 days.

[Sarah Sherman]

The Jews already did 40 days and 40 nights in the desert.

[Matt Rogers]

It's 41. Celeste and I went last year for the first time, and we were like, we don't know what this is. Like, this might not be for us. We were like, we can't believe we get to have New experiences.

[Sarah Sherman]

I can stand up for 16 minutes at a time, and that's. Have to sit down.

[Matt Rogers]

Sarah. It was me. It was like, Sam Minor. Rebecca.

[Sarah Sherman]

It was me.

[Matt Rogers]

No, no, no.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah. Rebecca Schwartz is there.

[Matt Rogers]

Rebecca Schwartz. Carrie Powers.

[Sarah Sherman]

Woman in America.

[Matt Rogers]

Taylor Knights, Sam Miner. We were all having the time of our lives on shrooms, crying at t. Pain like.

[Bowen Yang]

Like, sh. And then you. All of a sudden, you're sobbing and throwing ass at the same time.

[Sarah Sherman]

I do. You guys have this thing, which is. I'm sure you do, actually. You do. That's the whole reason you have this.

[Matt Rogers]

You do. You do.

[Bowen Yang]

Are.

[Sarah Sherman]

You are so angry. You are. You are.

[Matt Rogers]

You are. We have. What's our thing?

[Sarah Sherman]

You probably share this. Sometimes I actually can't listen to music or actually take an art of any kind because I'm feeling so sensitive. I'll be so overpowered and overwhelmed that.

[Bowen Yang]

It'S actually like a handicap you don't even know you should have. It's pathetic how. How hard I cry at everything Norm.

[Sarah Sherman]

MacDonald writes in his book give it a Read. He's. That sometimes he. He couldn't even look at a painting because he was like, I actually can't. Like, I will become so overwhelmed.

[Matt Rogers]

Was he a Pisces, too? Y' all are Pisces. Crying little fish.

[Sarah Sherman]

May I be a d. Can the woman be a diva for a moment? And what was it? Act hard. Act hard. No, what was it? What did your manager say? You were acting.

[Matt Rogers]

Be strong.

[Bowen Yang]

Strong.

[Sarah Sherman]

Oh, acting.

[Matt Rogers]

It was strong. You look up Norm Donald.

[Sarah Sherman]

I want to be strong and hard for a second, but I. And. And that's what I'm guess.

[Bowen Yang]

Cancer.

[Sarah Sherman]

I saw. I saw Bone Temple. And. Are you ready?

[Matt Rogers]

Yes.

[Bowen Yang]

I'm gonna say cancer.

[Sarah Sherman]

Pisces, I guess. Pisces.

[Bowen Yang]

Aquarius, man. Aquarius. Men march to the beat of their own drummer. AKA they do whatever the they want.

[Sarah Sherman]

That girl did, yes, for sure.

[Bowen Yang]

But I just won't date him.

[Sarah Sherman]

I watched Bone Temple, and there's a moment in Bone Temple where a song happens, but just because a big song was happening, I lost, sobbing uncontrollably because Ray Fines was dancing. Spoiler alert. Don't listen to this if you don't want to know. Do you remember Iron Maiden song?

[Matt Rogers]

Wow.

[Bowen Yang]

The Greatest Showman. I went to go see the Greatest Showman with Sudi Green. The whole time she's like, this is bad. And then I was like. I kind of agreed. And then this happened. When the sharpest words want to cut me down and I'm like, gone.

[Sarah Sherman]

I killed you're gone. You.

[Bowen Yang]

You ever watch the Oscars performance of that song?

[Sarah Sherman]

Couldn't say.

[Bowen Yang]

Ms. Kayala Settle performing the song. And it's like the bridge where she's like.

[Sarah Sherman]

When the sh.

[Bowen Yang]

And it's like circling her and she breaks down.

[Sarah Sherman]

No.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, she's amazing.

[Bowen Yang]

I don't stand a chance.

[Matt Rogers]

I have a question for you. You said Matt's Rosetta Stone was the jaws, right? In Japanese. I need you to be on a foreign language journey.

[Sarah Sherman]

I.

[Bowen Yang]

Which one?

[Sarah Sherman]

Couldn't agree more.

[Matt Rogers]

What is your foreign language?

[Sarah Sherman]

Listen, and guy came up to me on the train the other day and he was like needing me to help him get to his stop in Spanish. And I'm going, I can do this. I know Spanish. He goes like, hey, ayuta may, whatever. And I'm going like, it's different.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah, it's hard.

[Sarah Sherman]

I got that. I need to be getting my Spanish one down boost.

[Matt Rogers]

We're going to Barcelona. We're going to Barcelona.

[Sarah Sherman]

We're going tomorrow.

[Bowen Yang]

What do you mean you're going to Barcelona?

[Matt Rogers]

No, we're going to Barcelona. We're going to Coachella.

[Sarah Sherman]

We're. We're going to the Barcelona Travel.

[Bowen Yang]

It can't ever be enough.

[Matt Rogers]

I love travel again.

[Sarah Sherman]

You know, I've said this before. I'll say it again. Unless I'm doing the Chocolate Hut at the corner of Button Pizza and Gate, I'm not. I've literally, like, one time my boyfriend Dan pulled your weapons out in the Yukon. He's like, let's go to New Orleans. I go, okay. And he goes, no shows. And I go, totally. We're walking around New Orleans. I walked by an open mic. I go, I'm gonna pop in.

[Matt Rogers]

He goes, come on, you're such a workhorse.

[Bowen Yang]

You love to do open mics.

[Sarah Sherman]

Well, this was like, do you miss it? I'm on a. I'm on a stand up hiatus right now.

[Matt Rogers]

Good.

[Sarah Sherman]

Kind of seeing if people notice. Should I say my favorite joke of all time? It's not my joke to say you're.

[Bowen Yang]

Giving it credit to someone.

[Matt Rogers]

Credit to Whitmer Talk Thomas.

[Sarah Sherman]

Credit to Whipper Thomas. He goes, you ever notice old people get a frog in their throat?

[Matt Rogers]

I turn on the TV today just to get to my switch too.

[Sarah Sherman]

Say it.

[Matt Rogers]

It's a. It's a full video of RFK Jr going. I was like, get this off my screen now. I know it's a condition, but I.

[Sarah Sherman]

Know it's a condition.

[Bowen Yang]

Here's. Here's my thing. I don't know how people can look at the cast of characters that is the GOP and not see the Batman villains.

[Matt Rogers]

That's why they like them.

[Bowen Yang]

Tulsi Gabbard's hair. That one white streak. I'm like, give me a break.

[Sarah Sherman]

She's an extra. Wear Stacy London streak.

[Bowen Yang]

Stacy London has a.

[Matt Rogers]

Stupid. How are you the funniest person on.

[Sarah Sherman]

The planet Blackout in the sewer right now?

[Bowen Yang]

I just don't get it.

[Sarah Sherman]

I'm like a pepper in a treetop, y'. All. I'm gone.

[Bowen Yang]

By the way, can I have one olive of yours? Because I feel like everyone's been taking the olives.

[Sarah Sherman]

Stick your olives. Put credit where credit's due.

[Bowen Yang]

Okay. Unfortunately, I do think it's time for. I don't think so, honey. Which is going to be interesting.

[Sarah Sherman]

We didn't even talk about anything.

[Matt Rogers]

Talk about.

[Bowen Yang]

Wait.

[Matt Rogers]

Talk about Salt Lake City before. Before.

[Bowen Yang]

I didn't see the reunion yet. What?

[Sarah Sherman]

What?

[Bowen Yang]

I don't know. We were in Tokyo. It was hard. There's no peacock in Tokyo. Trilo culture number 10. There's no peacock in Tokyo.

[Sarah Sherman]

Short for penis.

[Matt Rogers]

Cut.

[Bowen Yang]

No, it's not. And don't go there, because we've had a really good time. And now you're going to bring in humor.

[Matt Rogers]

That's a rule. That's a rule of culture. Rule of culture number 13. Peacock. That's short. Come on. Peacock. That's short for penis.

[Bowen Yang]

Cock. But I'm just.

[Sarah Sherman]

And that's on Boots, period.

[Bowen Yang]

That's on Boots, period.

[Matt Rogers]

What are your takes on Salt Lake?

[Bowen Yang]

And don't be afraid.

[Sarah Sherman]

Y' all. Let Whitney cook.

[Matt Rogers]

Yes. I was just going to say I fucking love her.

[Bowen Yang]

I love Whitney, too.

[Sarah Sherman]

And I find that people are like, I don't know about Whitney.

[Bowen Yang]

I go, they've been saying that for years. Can I say something? Salt Lake would not be what it would lose something without Whitney.

[Matt Rogers]

My beautiful development. Full Bronwyn, Newport stand. Come on, Sarah.

[Bowen Yang]

I've always liked. Bronwyn's going through it.

[Sarah Sherman]

I like that. That. I like that she's going through it.

[Bowen Yang]

I've always liked Bronwyn.

[Matt Rogers]

This is what makes her interesting, is that we. We are debating.

[Sarah Sherman]

She's highly intelligent.

[Matt Rogers]

Yes.

[Sarah Sherman]

And I can feel the producing.

[Matt Rogers]

Yes.

[Sarah Sherman]

If I was going through a divorce with my big fat husband, I'd come into that reunion and be like, hey, I'm getting a divorce. You didn't tell your friends you're getting a divorce from the. This. From this giant monster that's been the top. I know. So I'm like, what the. Are we talking about if I walked in here and I was like, hey, me and Dan broke up, you'd be like, what? You didn't tell me. It's insane.

[Matt Rogers]

But how would you describe Dan as.

[Sarah Sherman]

You be insane? All of them are sitting there, like, kidding. Got divorced.

[Bowen Yang]

I just want to say we're. We're drunk. Like, you know what I mean? Like, it's like. Like it's not even this. We're all having fun here.

[Matt Rogers]

This is history. This is last cult history.

[Sarah Sherman]

Like, okay, can there be, like, a lower third? Like, when we got drunk?

[Matt Rogers]

Blackout, blackout, blackout.

[Sarah Sherman]

In the rear view mirror. These. These objects in the rear view mirror.

[Bowen Yang]

We should in the video, like, mark the moment when each of us got wasted. Have you gotten it? I can't.

[Matt Rogers]

I'm wasted.

[Sarah Sherman]

Can there be, like, a little Sims diamond over our head when we got.

[Bowen Yang]

Wasted to market to denote that we're not to be taken seriously? We're now a crazy person.

[Matt Rogers]

You might be.

[Sarah Sherman]

Can I be the Caroline's Harlequin diamond above my head? So I got. I got wasted. Approximately. We all know this three and a half hours ago. So that should be over my head from the mo. I just got scared. I thought there was another flight of drinks coming. My heart stopped.

[Bowen Yang]

Can you imagine? Can you imagine? A second round just came and no one asked why we be like, I'm hungry. Okay, so we got the armor. What is that? We're all as Abby, you gave you.

[Matt Rogers]

God. I'm good. I'm good.

[Sarah Sherman]

I love starving.

[Matt Rogers]

He's starving.

[Bowen Yang]

I'm so hungry. You don't even know.

[Sarah Sherman]

Thank you, House Life tagline. I love Ow it would.

[Bowen Yang]

And everyone be like, he sucks. We always hated him.

[Sarah Sherman]

I saw this. I went Sephora.

[Matt Rogers]

You're not wrong.

[Bowen Yang]

You're not wrong at all.

[Matt Rogers]

All right, it's time for Adam. Think so. Honey.

[Bowen Yang]

Wait.

[Sarah Sherman]

My other brown one.

[Matt Rogers]

Go ahead.

[Bowen Yang]

Go ahead. Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

She's highly intelligent. And if you.

[Bowen Yang]

If.

[Matt Rogers]

If. If you had gotten divorced. Divorced from your husband.

[Sarah Sherman]

Right.

[Matt Rogers]

You would be proclaiming it.

[Sarah Sherman]

Oh, and Britney is a star.

[Bowen Yang]

What do you think of Britney saying, I won't film with her About Meredith, who's, like, on the show.

[Sarah Sherman]

She said that?

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

Didn't she?

[Matt Rogers]

Britney foot and has never touched a snowflake in her life.

[Bowen Yang]

I'm not filming with her.

[Sarah Sherman]

She's support. Guess what? We love the production team of Real House of Salt Lake City. Y' all have an interesting quandary. Y' all have an interesting. You know how they say the restrictions of the sonnet make the poem you.

[Matt Rogers]

Know how they say the restrictions of.

[Bowen Yang]

The sonnet are on one?

[Sarah Sherman]

The restrictions of a son.

[Matt Rogers]

Would you call that iamic pentameter?

[Sarah Sherman]

Yeah, it makes the.

[Matt Rogers]

You.

[Sarah Sherman]

You're forced to be creative because you have restrictions.

[Matt Rogers]

Yes. Thank you for making it Eurocentric and not Asian centric. Haikus do the same thing.

[Sarah Sherman]

The haiku does the same thing. I'm not speaking on behalf of the haiku culture.

[Bowen Yang]

And you wouldn't.

[Sarah Sherman]

I would never.

[Matt Rogers]

Or else.

[Sarah Sherman]

So it's like, guess what? Editors and Entertainment Weekly.

[Bowen Yang]

Sarah Sherman refuses to speak in high school.

[Sarah Sherman]

Someone who is of not that experience.

[Matt Rogers]

Wait, so you're saying the limit. What. What are the limitations now?

[Bowen Yang]

Someone who is of not that experience. I am.

[Sarah Sherman]

Big pentameter. I said that in.

[Bowen Yang]

Okay, we're losing the crew, so they're watch. He's watching Fincher on his phone, so we gotta hurry.

[Matt Rogers]

Watching the Quick Boys.

[Sarah Sherman]

It's like, now. Well, now. That creativity must come from this.

[Bowen Yang]

Now.

[Sarah Sherman]

Yeah, there's a restriction. So now let's get creative. Meredith called her anti Semitic, y'.

[Matt Rogers]

All.

[Sarah Sherman]

As someone who's speaking of Semitic experience. Meredith, come on now, girl.

[Bowen Yang]

Antisemitic was tough.

[Sarah Sherman]

That was the deflection of the century. I'm gonna start doing that.

[Bowen Yang]

Deflection of the century.

[Sarah Sherman]

Next time HR calls me into the. And says, sarah, let's. Let's talk about what you did today.

[Bowen Yang]

Well, you're anti Semitic.

[Sarah Sherman]

Yeah. You know why I'm in this room? Y' all. Anti Semitic, y'.

[Matt Rogers]

All.

[Sarah Sherman]

And if you're not watching my special, you're anti Semitic, you're anti Chicago.

[Bowen Yang]

I think it is time for. I don't think so. Honey.

[Matt Rogers]

I want to say really quickly.

[Sarah Sherman]

Yes.

[Matt Rogers]

Before we. Before we move on. Osaka was giving Chicago, which is also another reason why you would like it. Comedy Town.

[Bowen Yang]

Stop.

[Matt Rogers]

Sarah. Comedy Town. Canal System. Oh. Oh, it's amazing. It's so good.

[Sarah Sherman]

Why did you say that?

[Matt Rogers]

What'd you say?

[Sarah Sherman]

Oh, miss Canal System. Why'd you say that?

[Matt Rogers]

Also, I'm playing to catch my little Salt Lake take. Yeah, it was tough to hear. There's a moment where. I don't know if you saw this. There's a moment where, like, the women call out Meredith for always, always blaming it on production.

[Sarah Sherman]

That's crazy.

[Matt Rogers]

And Mary M. Cosby is out here.

[Bowen Yang]

Being like, this is our family.

[Matt Rogers]

Why would you go after these people? Production is our family.

[Bowen Yang]

How does Meredith respond to that?

[Matt Rogers]

She. She. She doesn't take it well.

[Sarah Sherman]

Well, again, I'm gonna say something crazy. What Housewives show would be Good. If we didn't have a woman acting monstrously to the crew.

[Matt Rogers]

Understandable.

[Sarah Sherman]

And I'm.

[Matt Rogers]

And she gets to ask for smoothies. She gets to say, three takes only.

[Sarah Sherman]

And I'm like, it's. We. Listen, I do not want any union labor workers to be abused on set.

[Matt Rogers]

No.

[Bowen Yang]

They work on a housewife show, and one of them is going to be crazy, wouldn't it? Not that she's crazy, but like, we were like.

[Sarah Sherman]

If there was a reality Housewives show, and everyone was like, well, everyone acted like a peach.

[Matt Rogers]

I'm not watching.

[Sarah Sherman]

They all donated to the aclu and. Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

And they'll donate it to the ac.

[Matt Rogers]

And they're all in mutual aid groups.

[Bowen Yang]

And I think that what you're gonna see is a lot of women getting along and a lot of growth. I think that what's gonna happen is you're gonna see amazing vacations and certainly emotional intelligence bloom even more than you thought they could. A lot of emotional intelligence, a lot of patience.

[Sarah Sherman]

You'd be like, great. I didn't realize I'd be watching a scre.

[Matt Rogers]

Period. How are you the funniest bitch on the planet?

[Sarah Sherman]

You saying it's stray space, Strace?

[Bowen Yang]

Okay. Stray space.

[Matt Rogers]

What if your WI fi was more than just WI fi? What if your WI fi made everything in your whole house just work together better?

[Bowen Yang]

Well, Xfinity WI fi pretty much does exactly that. It's powered by their best, most elite, high performing tech.

[Matt Rogers]

Allow us to paint a very realistic example. Example. Everyone in your house, everyone is on their devices at the exact same time. Gaming, working, swiping. Right. Because of course they are. And the finale of your favorite show of all time of the week is on at the exact same moment. Well, you can boost the WI fi to your device with Xfinity.

[Bowen Yang]

And have you ever asked yourself, what if my WI fi could keep watch over my kids for me? Well, probably not, because that's a weird thing to ask yourself. But Xfinity WI fi has parenting skills. Skills, even if you sometimes forget yours. Xfinity's like, don't worry. I'll monitor the WI Fi.

[Matt Rogers]

It's completely proactive, fixing issues before they even happen. Bottom line, Xfinity is smart and reliable. You deserve the peace of mind of having WI fi that's got your back.

[Bowen Yang]

Xfinity. Imagine that.

[Matt Rogers]

What is it that makes the all new Hyundai Palisade hybrid an incredible suv?

[Bowen Yang]

Is it the spacious interior that's comfy for the whole crew or the the capability to go off road?

[Matt Rogers]

It could be. Or Maybe it's up to 600 plus miles of range. What if it's all that and more?

[Bowen Yang]

The Hyundai Palisade defies everything you thought you knew an SUV to be with more style and capability. It's something new entirely.

[Matt Rogers]

It has class leading interior space with purposeful tech. Available front row and second row relaxation.

[Bowen Yang]

Seats available class exclusive blind spot view monitor available class exclusive dash Camera feature.

[Matt Rogers]

2.5T hybrid engine with up to 600100 plus miles of range and seating configurations for 7 to 8 passengers with available third row power seats that recline.

[Bowen Yang]

Also available H track all wheel drive so you can be ready to go anywhere in style. It also includes standard 100 watt USB C ports available Bose 14 speaker audio and standard passenger talk driver intercom.

[Matt Rogers]

The all new Hyundai Palisade Hybrid is more than just another suv. It's still the Palisade but with so much more.

[Bowen Yang]

Learn more about the Hyundai palisade@hyundai USA.com Call 562-314-4603 for complete details. From Warner Brothers Pictures and award winning filmmaker Emerald Fennell comes Wuthering Heights starring Margot Robbie opposite Jacob Elordi in this bold reimagining the timeless story, Fennell takes audiences on a yearning and emotionally charged journey following Kathy, played by Robbie and he Heathcliff, played by Elordi, as their forbidden love for one another turns from romantic to intoxicating in an epic tale of lust, love and madness. Wuthering Heights Only in theaters this Valentine's Day. Experience it in IMAX. Rated R under 17 not admitted without a cool parent we all know the.

[Matt Rogers]

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[Bowen Yang]

It's time for a Good one. Oh, you want to go first?

[Matt Rogers]

I can go first.

[Bowen Yang]

Okay. And you might. You.

[Matt Rogers]

Y' all must agree with me. I'm talking to you.

[Bowen Yang]

Okay. This is. Oh, yo, I got a bogo after this.

[Matt Rogers]

What?

[Sarah Sherman]

I want to get a burger after this burger.

[Matt Rogers]

You're being weird.

[Bowen Yang]

This is Bowen Yang's. I don't know. Thanks. So, honey, his time starts now.

[Matt Rogers]

I don't think so, honey. The word restaurant. Why do we call it that? It's a crazy fucking word with a crazy fucking spelling. You want to know what a restaurant is called in Mandarin Chinese? The translation is meal store. Thank you for the literalism of that. That because calling anything a restaurant automatically, like borrowing from the French word for restore, gives it a false sense of 30 seconds. I'm not restored at a restaurant. Most of the time I'm stressed the fuck out because it took me three weeks in advance to book this on Resi. And I get there and I'm like, well, I guess I have to have the most mind blowing experience of my life.

[Bowen Yang]

15 seconds.

[Matt Rogers]

Even though it's a place where it sells mid food at best. A restaurant. It's a crazy word. It's too fancy. Sometimes the place isn't fancy enough to merit or warrant the. The. The word and title of restaurant. And that's okay. Sometimes it's a hole in the wall and I just want a little. A little thing that comes out on a metal tray and that's fine. But that qualifies as a restaurant and shouldn't be called that.

[Bowen Yang]

And that's one.

[Matt Rogers]

The word linguistically, it does not bear the weight of what that service.

[Bowen Yang]

I hear. I'm going to spell the word restaurant right now and I need you. Spelling beast. Spelling beast style to say if I got it right. Restaurant. R, E, S, T A U R A N T. Restaurant.

[Matt Rogers]

That is correct.

[Bowen Yang]

Okay, because you never know.

[Sarah Sherman]

Is it restaurant?

[Bowen Yang]

It's restore ant. Instead of restaurant, I think it's 10.

[Matt Rogers]

Letters for three syllables. Syllables. That ratio ain't right.

[Sarah Sherman]

It should be restaurant.

[Matt Rogers]

Restaurant.

[Bowen Yang]

We should just call it dinner. We're going to dinner.

[Sarah Sherman]

Sup? We're going to sup.

[Bowen Yang]

Supper. When would you call something supper?

[Sarah Sherman]

When there's pheasant.

[Matt Rogers]

When you're Canadian.

[Sarah Sherman]

When there's.

[Matt Rogers]

How are you the funniest bitch on the planet?

[Bowen Yang]

I don't even know how the brain got there.

[Sarah Sherman]

Tell that to the American.

[Bowen Yang]

When would you call it supper? When there's feasant.

[Sarah Sherman]

Yeah, like what?

[Matt Rogers]

No, here's when you call it supper. When you're eating something. From a spoon. I. That's how I picture supper. Supper time. There better be a spoon on the table.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, my God.

[Matt Rogers]

You know what I'm saying?

[Sarah Sherman]

There better be a stew, and I better have my. Like, my. Like, it's. It's like peasant fair. Like, Grandma's had pheasants for peasants.

[Bowen Yang]

I want to go.

[Matt Rogers]

I want to go.

[Bowen Yang]

It's my turn for this, honey. Okay.

[Matt Rogers]

This is Matt Rogers. I don't think Sonia's time starts now.

[Bowen Yang]

I don't think so, honey. That AI is in Google Gmail. I don't like that.

[Matt Rogers]

No, because.

[Bowen Yang]

And I learned this from Lori from Shark Tank, because she put up a very helpful reel about how to disable the AI settings on your Gmail. And I think everyone should do this because I don't need AI to be reading my emails and seeing everything in my Gmail. And then, like, I get an email from a friend, and AI was like, oh, this is basically what it says. I didn't fucking ask for that. I feel like you should have to turn on an AI setting in a Gmail, and it not just be an assumed thing that I want AI to deduce for me. Oh, this is basically what this text says. This is basically what this email says. No, because then you're gonna miss a joke, a turn of phrase, a little informative thing that's in addition.

[Matt Rogers]

Yes.

[Bowen Yang]

Don't stop using your brain. They want you to do that. I don't think so, honey.

[Matt Rogers]

And that's one minute. Thank you.

[Bowen Yang]

I feel like it's just. It's. We're starting to accept.

[Sarah Sherman]

Yes.

[Bowen Yang]

This idea that everything is supposed to be just summarized or abridged for us by a thing that is proven to not be correct. No.

[Sarah Sherman]

What happened to je ne sais quote qua?

[Matt Rogers]

What happened to Jenna say qua.

[Sarah Sherman]

What happened to that? I. Oh, I'm looking at my texts. It's saying Boneyang is express expressing affection and is inquiring about. I'll read the text.

[Bowen Yang]

I'll read. You don't have to do all that. It's really like. I really feel like it's gonna end up with, like, us being completely inept at understanding or reading. We're not gonna be anymore at this rate.

[Matt Rogers]

Reading is so important.

[Bowen Yang]

And thank you, Lori from Shark Tank, because she actually walked through how to disable this setting on the. On the Gmail. And please go to her Instagram where she does a reel about this, and she says at the end, I care about you.

[Sarah Sherman]

Don't go to Instagram. Look back at your leaves.

[Bowen Yang]

Well, yeah, don't go to Instagram, but I'm just saying, it's like, I have really been shook lately by just how much? Much.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, yeah, they.

[Bowen Yang]

They want you to just accept. Yeah, don't, Don't. Don't use your brain. Be dumbed down. Accept this little thing.

[Matt Rogers]

No, you're. You're. You're in Sarasot psychosis.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

Constantly. If you're relying on AI.

[Bowen Yang]

And by the way, it's so boring to talk about, but also you have to talk about it because it's everywhere.

[Matt Rogers]

So my YouTube algorithm is purely. Videos of. These are the best RPGs to play. Fine. I'm watching every single video. But now what I'm noticing is. Oh, this is. This was written by ChatGPT. Because you know what the tell is? This is for everyone in the room and everyone at home. This is the tell when something is written by AI Because I was like, I'm going insane. This is the syntax for everything written by AI including Gemini. And what else? Whatever. What's the other one?

[Sarah Sherman]

What have you?

[Matt Rogers]

What have you? It isn't A, it's B. Do you know what I mean? It's like, that's not a martini. That's a drink. That's a gorgeous, savory cold soup. It's like. That is the way I thinks it's being profound by being like, it's not this, it's that.

[Sarah Sherman]

Look, I have consciousness. I can determine there's a difference between.

[Matt Rogers]

Two things, but the way it. The way it denotes that difference is.

[Bowen Yang]

It'S not this, it's that. Can I ask a question? When has there ever been a piece of. Of, like, when has there ever been, like, a movie, a television show, whatever that was? Like, here comes the AI and an ended positive, literally. When have we seen one example of, like, this being introduced into society and it ends in a way that isn't total destruction? Never.

[Sarah Sherman]

Right.

[Bowen Yang]

Where do we think this is going?

[Sarah Sherman]

Right.

[Bowen Yang]

I'm shook that people just want to march towards it.

[Sarah Sherman]

My people are so straight compute computer boyfriend.

[Matt Rogers]

What's your straight computer boyfriend?

[Sarah Sherman]

He has a Google that. I don't really know what it's called. It's called, like, duck duck boots or something. That is like a Google without AI.

[Matt Rogers]

Duck duck boots.

[Sarah Sherman]

Can't be it. Yeah, I think it is.

[Matt Rogers]

Ducks.

[Bowen Yang]

Well, don't ask AI.

[Matt Rogers]

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry to make.

[Sarah Sherman]

Well, I said duck duck boots, didn't I?

[Matt Rogers]

And now duck duck. Michael Rapaport sending me boots now. Now, I want to. I want to point out that your boyfriend.

[Sarah Sherman]

Yes.

[Matt Rogers]

Is doing the most anti AI thing ever, which is he's going to school.

[Sarah Sherman]

For maps and geography. Bitch. That's the mountains. That's the land. I don't see. Do I see AI around there?

[Matt Rogers]

No. Because we think we're over here thinking, oh, yeah, we've mapped the whole sphere.

[Sarah Sherman]

And geography is about. Things are real, and they're happening in your world right now.

[Matt Rogers]

Yes. It's dynamic. And we don't know anything about the ocean.

[Sarah Sherman]

I don't. It's chilling me to my bones also, how many people. I'm grandma on the computer because I'm going. I'm so not going on with a. Knowing what's going on with AI. I'm so not going knowing what's on with AI. Bars, by the way.

[Matt Rogers]

Bars, by the way.

[Sarah Sherman]

I. I wouldn't even know if something is chat GBT coded, because I'm so, like, I'm still grandma on the computer being like, you're telling me someone made a vending machine that takes a live shrimp out of the vending machine, fries it, and then.

[Bowen Yang]

Wait, what are you talking about? No one's telling you that.

[Sarah Sherman]

I saw a video.

[Bowen Yang]

No.

[Sarah Sherman]

Of a vending machine live show shrimp. The claw picks up the live shrimp, fries it, and then it comes out the way. And I'm going, oh, my God, this is amazing.

[Matt Rogers]

It's time for Sarah Sherman. I don't think so, honey.

[Sarah Sherman]

I don't think so, honey.

[Matt Rogers]

Hold on.

[Bowen Yang]

This is Sarah Sherman, Lori the Sharks. A thing about how you get those settings off your Gmail. That's all I want to say.

[Matt Rogers]

Not praising billionaires. This is. This is Sarah Sherman's I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now.

[Sarah Sherman]

I do not think so, honey. People who complain about g. My Uber driver talked to me today.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, shut up.

[Sarah Sherman]

Oh, shut up. You're in.

[Matt Rogers]

That's a human being.

[Sarah Sherman]

Have a conversation. Oh, I don't talk to anyone. My life is so. I'm so. I'm running around. My life is so busy. I have to move so fast. Have a goddamn conversation. What's your problem? Hey, how's your day? Oh, it was good. What do you do? You know what I say when someone asks me what I do? I go, I'm on Saturday. They go, what is that? I go, well, it's a weekly variety comedy show. Whatever. You don't want anyone to talk to you, then take the train. People are going to talk to you on the train. Deal with it. Talk to them back.

[Bowen Yang]

If you don't want them to talk.

[Sarah Sherman]

To you on the train, rip all your clothes off, your hands smeared all over your body. Be the person on the train that nobody wants to talk to them. You can do do it. You don't want people to talk to you? Start acting like it.

[Matt Rogers]

Move to move to a farm. If you want people to talk to.

[Sarah Sherman]

A farm, have a cow. That's man my time and that's one minute havoc. I hate that just talk to just talk to them.

[Bowen Yang]

You want to be someone that wants to talk to take a and spirit all over yourself. So crazy you're up.

[Sarah Sherman]

You're just and listen. Sometimes times I someone gives me an inch and I take a mile. Celeste and I were in the bathroom at Panera when we were coming back from our trip, me and 80.

[Bowen Yang]

So you do take trips?

[Matt Rogers]

We take trips, yeah.

[Sarah Sherman]

That was a trip.

[Matt Rogers]

That was a trip. Wasn't that fun? Did you enjoy it?

[Sarah Sherman]

Time of my life. Think about it every day.

[Bowen Yang]

So then we have to do it more often.

[Sarah Sherman]

Last time I had fun three years ago in the bathroom.

[Matt Rogers]

I remember that Panera literally I turn.

[Bowen Yang]

I get wasted in blackout. What, you didn't have one today?

[Sarah Sherman]

Yeah, you sit there for the rest of the day. We leave you Now I'm just gonna think about some things.

[Bowen Yang]

I get I'm really angry and pissed.

[Sarah Sherman]

I literally saw a woman in the bathroom at Panera goes love your pants. So I said.

[Bowen Yang]

What did you do?

[Sarah Sherman]

This woman's like being kind, just wants to go to the bathroom. Of course in passing she goes, I like her pants. Go. I basically stop her dead in her tracks. And I'm like, well, I got them on ebay on this. You know I searched in the I I searched clown pants on ebay and actually there slice is like let the woman.

[Matt Rogers]

Let the woman go. She was just.

[Sarah Sherman]

Put me in club.

[Matt Rogers]

You rolling your eyes back. We did this when aa was on the podcast. We read one of our sketches that never got packed. Do you know you know what sketch.

[Bowen Yang]

I want to to I want to.

[Sarah Sherman]

Read what successing ne wrote that?

[Matt Rogers]

No Pain.

[Sarah Sherman]

Sip girl.

[Matt Rogers]

Do you want to read pain?

[Sarah Sherman]

Yes, I do.

[Bowen Yang]

Do I get to play a role? I.

[Matt Rogers]

Yes.

[Sarah Sherman]

Well, guess what? I don't have my phone on me cuz I'm a writer.

[Matt Rogers]

I am going to send you. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

[Sarah Sherman]

Send me nothing. Okay, I can go get my phone.

[Matt Rogers]

No, I'm going to. I'm going to send Becca this.

[Sarah Sherman]

But don't you want to see how big and encumbrating my phone case.

[Matt Rogers]

No, no, no, no, no, no. We'll come around this. Wait, can we, can we read this? And if it flops, then we'll just cut this out.

[Sarah Sherman]

No, I, I. If it flops, I want people to know why.

[Matt Rogers]

All right, I sent it. Oh, Airdrop failed. Hold on, hold on.

[Sarah Sherman]

I got it.

[Matt Rogers]

You did?

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

Okay, great.

[Bowen Yang]

Okay, what's my role?

[Matt Rogers]

Okay, I'm going to read stage direction. And then you, Sarah reads. Sarah, you read Shane.

[Sarah Sherman]

Oh, we wrote this for Shane.

[Matt Rogers]

We wrote this one for when Shane G. This is great.

[Sarah Sherman]

This is a great.

[Matt Rogers]

And then you, you read all the other parts. Okay.

[Bowen Yang]

Okay.

[Matt Rogers]

Okay. It's so I'm just Shane, you're Shane, and everyone else. Except me.

[Bowen Yang]

Everyone else sketch.

[Matt Rogers]

Huh?

[Sarah Sherman]

This is Keenan's favorite.

[Matt Rogers]

This is Ken's favorite sketch.

[Bowen Yang]

Wait, so, so then I'm also Heidi.

[Matt Rogers]

And Andrew, you're Heidi.

[Bowen Yang]

And so I'm going to read all.

[Matt Rogers]

But then I'm. Yes. And that's okay. I'm reading, I'm reading stage direction.

[Bowen Yang]

Got.

[Sarah Sherman]

But you have to do everyone's voice too. Okay.

[Matt Rogers]

Okay. Open on exterior pain. Sip Studio. We go live. Shane, with Willie Nelson braids leads a painting session. Andrew ao, Heidi Bowen and Sarah are singing, sitting at canvases.

[Bowen Yang]

All right, folks, thanks for coming to the plastered palette. My name, as you know, is Rachel Dolezal. No relation. As you know. Chell, you said as you know twice. And we definitely don't know. We're just meeting you. And also, also, you know, I was dropped on my penis as a child, so if I become spontaneously aroused during our session, you can't take legal action against. Because it's a disability.

[Matt Rogers]

Long beat knocks on the table twice.

[Bowen Yang]

Anywho, we're thrilled to host this corporate off site for uniseal adhesives. You guys ready to paint and sip? Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

Where are the brushes at?

[Bowen Yang]

Come on now. Amazing balls. Now, in addition to your drinks, you should have a water cup to clean your brushes. Oh, so I shouldn't paint with my wine and sip my paint?

[Matt Rogers]

They all laugh.

[Bowen Yang]

Definitely not. I'm just joshing. Y' all wouldn't waste a drop of this vino. Me either. Not after the drought ravaged those vineyards. I know. Climate change is good. Say no more.

[Sarah Sherman]

Let those icebergs melt. Those fat ass polar bears could stand to swim some laps.

[Matt Rogers]

And Greta Thunberg could stand a trip.

[Bowen Yang]

To Sephora with those eye bags.

[Matt Rogers]

They're not Gucci, honey. They're puffy.

[Bowen Yang]

Know what I'm saying?

[Matt Rogers]

They interrupt and they confuse and they jump to the rock.

[Bowen Yang]

Conclusion. They're the wrong takeaway guys. Say no more.

[Matt Rogers]

The wrong takeaway guys.

[Bowen Yang]

And they have their own theme song. Awesome. Now, who wants to see what we're painting tonight?

[Sarah Sherman]

Oh, please.

[Bowen Yang]

Let it be a sunset. It's a dog on the beach.

[Matt Rogers]

Shane turns his easel. Oh, now that's cute. Sorry, I'm reading for Andrew.

[Bowen Yang]

Now that's cute. Oh my gosh, it looks just like your Chihuahua, Pauline. It does. You know, ever since we rescued Pauline, it's like we rescue her or did she say no more? Shop, don't adopt. Don't want any damaged little freaks dragging their traumas and open wounds into my house.

[Sarah Sherman]

Purebreds or bust. I want a dog I can show off at the Grove.

[Bowen Yang]

No, I'm saying. He's talking on the phone. Mom, I'm going to be home late tonight. Something amazing is happening. Greg and Chegg. What are you guys drinking?

[Sarah Sherman]

We've been shotgunning O' Doul since 7am.

[Bowen Yang]

They shotgun two be beers. You guys are shotgunning non alcoholic beer? Wait, wait. I have on here that the session was for six people. Are we missing someone? Yeah, our officer Matt, our office manager. Kyle's flight got delayed. God, air travel is so screwed up lately. We really need to start driving planes on the ground like cars. To stop them from blowing up in the sky and hurting. And hurting birds. Say no more.

[Sarah Sherman]

And get rid of the black boxes. Let it be a mystery.

[Matt Rogers]

No.

[Bowen Yang]

I'm saying no. I don't know what you're saying. Planes as cars. How would that work? We live in Manhattan. Say no more. They should pull Joe Central park and build a new pyramid.

[Sarah Sherman]

All hail the Sun God. Ra.

[Bowen Yang]

Can I ask what Greg and Chegg do with the company? They're the founder CEOs. We're a glue company and they own a big horse farm.

[Sarah Sherman]

By the way, we finished our paintings.

[Matt Rogers]

They flip their canvases to reveal paintings of a priest behind bar.

[Bowen Yang]

Is that a priest in jail? Oh my God. That belongs in a Moore in the Louvre. I was gonna say in the garbage. Read my lips.

[Matt Rogers]

Reintegrate church and state post haste.

[Bowen Yang]

But privatized prisons? That's enough. We thought this would bring us together as a team. But your wrong takeaways are tearing us apart. So we quit. Wait, guys. Greg and Chegg just want to express themselves. Themselves. And this place is more than pain and sip. It's a pain and sip and listen and forgive. Wow. We're sorry we yelled. This is. Wow. We're sorry we yelled at you. Greg and Chag. You guys really are good bosses. Even if we disagree sometimes. Say no more.

[Matt Rogers]

A multitude of opinions makes us stronger as a team.

[Bowen Yang]

Wow. That's actually true. On the opposite day.

[Sarah Sherman]

Guys.

[Bowen Yang]

Wrong takeaway.

[Sarah Sherman]

Guys.

[Bowen Yang]

Look, guys. I painted two girls kissing.

[Matt Rogers]

Shane grabs his crotch.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, my disability.

[Sarah Sherman]

Not one laugh. There's 12 people in the room.

[Matt Rogers]

No one laughing. No. I saw some smiles.

[Bowen Yang]

I don't think. I don't think because I think. Cause I read all the other books parts. Maybe people can't tell. But I do think we should keep the entire thing.

[Sarah Sherman]

What a Greg and Chegg is confusing Greg and Chag.

[Matt Rogers]

They're the founder CEOs of a glue company.

[Bowen Yang]

Honestly, I think it works. I think we keep it in. I wish in retrospect I had done more different kinds of noses for a cold read.

[Matt Rogers]

You were amazing.

[Sarah Sherman]

And I kept seeing the name Shane and thinking it said Sarah because I'm blackout. I would start to do the line and go, now that's the celebrity host.

[Matt Rogers]

Mama.

[Bowen Yang]

Played by Matt Rogers.

[Sarah Sherman]

So why did that go straight to error? I think I tabled it.

[Bowen Yang]

Like, take it away, guys.

[Matt Rogers]

By the way, please watch the incident on YouTube. A cover time sketch that I think is. It stands as one of your best.

[Sarah Sherman]

It's one of my best. And that's all I'll say.

[Matt Rogers]

How is Tiana Taylor?

[Sarah Sherman]

She's literally someone like, I love your shirt. She'd be like, you can have it literally shirt off your back vibes.

[Bowen Yang]

She.

[Matt Rogers]

I've always. I love her also.

[Sarah Sherman]

I would just be like looking at her because she's beautiful all day.

[Matt Rogers]

The most gorgeous is she like.

[Bowen Yang]

She really feels like she carries the light. Like she's like comes in a room. Woman is like gorgeous and it's a beautiful experience.

[Sarah Sherman]

Yes. And she wears like big baggy pants and baggy coats. But you're like, I can see right through this baggy coat. You have the most beautiful body in America.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah, she really does. At the Grammys, I was like, oh, my God. Every time you see her, you're like, I fudgeing forgot. You are crazy hot.

[Sarah Sherman]

I'm going to pull a stunt and wear that exact dress on my fat ass and it really. Heads will turn.

[Matt Rogers]

What fat ass are you talking about, girl?

[Sarah Sherman]

I'm fat like a Christmas house.

[Bowen Yang]

We have to go.

[Matt Rogers]

This is the blackout episode. This is historic.

[Bowen Yang]

A wonderful episode of Lost out on Mike. No, I don't think we have how many episodes?

[Matt Rogers]

Literally 500.

[Bowen Yang]

Over 500. We missed it. We definitely missed the mark. We're well over it.

[Matt Rogers]

This is Sarah Sherman. Watch Sarah.

[Bowen Yang]

440 was actually 400. We were 40 episodes over our 400. No, we're so over way past. We might as well just wait until 6, 600, because we're about to celebrate our 10 year anniversary, which kind of is the 500th, but it's like Nicole Kidman. No, we end every episode with a song actually.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

You know Got to let it go Cuz my body.

[Sarah Sherman]

Let it burn, let it burn Deep.

[Bowen Yang]

Down you know it's best we part.

[Sarah Sherman]

With you Hate the thought of it being with someone else but you know that it's over to hear more of.

[Matt Rogers]

That song Listen to confession.

[Bowen Yang]

What do you call?

[Matt Rogers]

Bye.

[Sarah Sherman]

Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

Las Culturistas is a production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcasts.

[Bowen Yang]

Created and hosted by Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang, executive produced by Anna Hosnier and produced by Becca Ramos, edited and.

[Matt Rogers]

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[Bowen Yang]

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[Bowen Yang]

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[Matt Rogers]

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[Bowen Yang]

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[Matt Rogers]

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[Sarah Sherman]

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