Last Podcast on the Left – Episode 632: "Psychic Bigfoot & the Star People"

Release Date: August 29, 2025
Hosts: Henry Zebrowski, Marcus Parks, Ed Larson

Episode Overview

In this irreverent and freewheeling episode, the crew embarks on a journey down one of the weirdest roads in cryptozoology: the theory that Bigfoot—the elusive, hairy giant of North American folklore—is not a mere animal, but a psychic, interdimensional being connected to extraterrestrial "star people." Led by Henry, the team explores the beliefs of “psychic Bigfoot” researchers like Jack “Kewani” Lapseritis and SunBô True Brother, dissecting tales of telepathic communication, cosmic healing, and mystical sexual encounters with Sasquatches. Along the way, they skewer New Age grifter culture, science denial, and Bigfoot-related racism with their trademark biting humor.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. What (or Who) Is Bigfoot—Really?

[05:33]–[08:25]

• The episode tackles the ever-evolving Bigfoot identity: Is Sasquatch an undiscovered ape, a pre- or post-human, a time traveler, or… something even stranger?
• Henry introduces the focal idea: Many “psychic Bigfoot” believers argue Bigfoot is actually part of an ancient race of extraterrestrial humans: the “star people.”
• There are “multiple versions” of these beings (Sasquatch, Skunk Ape, Yeti, Yowie, etc.), which are, according to these theories, all manifestations of the same phenomenon.

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“All these various Bigfoots are actually extraterrestrial humans known as star people.” — Henry, [07:16]

2. The Gospel of Jack Kewani Lapseritis

[09:51]–[13:56]

• Jack Lapseritis is painted as the preeminent “psychic Bigfoot” expert, with over 75 personal Sasquatch encounters since 1979 and multiple books (e.g., The Psychic Sasquatch and Their UFO Connection).
• Jack distinguishes between Bigfoot hunters and “Bigfoot gatekeepers,” who see themselves as spiritual mediators protecting Sasquatch from harm and ridicule.
• The key point: True interaction with these beings requires spiritual purity, open-heartedness, and a rejection of “mainstream science” ("the villain here," according to Henry).

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“A person must be pure of heart, spiritually open, and have intellectual intentions not clouded by mainstream science. I want you to remember that term, mainstream science, because that’s the villain here.” — Henry, [08:13]

3. The Four Types of Psychic Bigfoot

[14:58]–[16:35]

• Drawing from Lapseritis’s work, Henry lays out four Bigfoot types:
  • Classic Sasquatch (ape-like, psychic powers)
  • “Ancient Ones”/Star People (human-faced)
  • Baboon-faced and dog-faced “forest giants”
  • Florida’s Skunk Ape (orangutan-faced)
• The “star people,” as described, are Bigfoot’s “managers or bosses”—and may include Pleiadians and other ET archetypes.
• These beings are said to possess psychic and telepathic powers.

4. Who Gets to See Bigfoot? (And Why You Don’t)

[18:25]–[21:00]

• Interactions with Sasquatch or the star people require a spiritual self—a willingness to believe in the non-material and to reject worldly motivations (fame, money, science).
• Being “vaccinated” (jokingly suggested as a disqualifier), or holding mainstream beliefs about the world, purportedly precludes encounters.
• The idea is that Bigfoot only reveals itself to those who are “worthy,” which conveniently insulates believers from skepticism or failure to produce evidence.

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“You must not be actively searching for an encounter with Bigfoot. It’s like the ghost from Mario Brothers. You don’t look at it.” — Henry, [19:38]

5. Psychic Powers and the Hidden Bigfoot Utopia

[30:22]–[32:15]

• According to Lapseritis and other believers:
  • Sasquatch and star people can read minds, remote view, astral project, shape-shift, dematerialize, and even impregnate beings with souls.
  • They live for thousands of years, and when they die, their bodies simply become immaterial—thus, no physical evidence remains.
  • Their psychic connection is so sensitive that ridicule and coordinated attempts to hunt or capture them could cause “psychic genocide.”

6. The Bigfoot–Human–Alien Connection

[39:41]–[41:54]

• Bigfoots are depicted as an “extraterrestrial race” that arrived on Earth millions of years ago and genetically engineered humans to be their harmonious partners.
• Folklore creatures (dragons, centaurs, mermaids, giants) are viewed as real, bred by star people.
• Humanity’s “harm to the planet” is watched closely by Bigfoot/star people, whose mission is to awaken “special individuals” to help save Earth.

7. Miracle Cures & Sasquatch Sex: Jack’s Encounters

[44:43]–[52:35]

• Henry relates Jack Lapseritis’s cosmic healing stories: Bigfoots cure his herniated disc, liver cancer (with “herbal blends” and “healing stones"), fix his car, and help him find a house.
• Psychic Bigfoots selectively heal people if they “request” help and believe in them.
• Jack recounts sexual encounters with a “beautiful green-eyed ancient one” (details about her hourglass figure and large breasts abound), allegedly out of a sense of scientific duty.

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“Though he wasn’t feeling particularly horny, he did agree to have sexual intercourse for scientific purposes, which is also what my wife does.” — Henry, [51:55]

8. Star People, Bad Bigfoots & the Apocalypse

[67:27]–[68:41]

• Bigfoots and star people want an end to violence, pollution, greed, and want everyone to develop a relationship with God/Jesus (or, loosely, Gaia).
• There are “evil” Sasquatches working with corrupt governments; good Sasquatches exile them.
• Humanity is warned that the “great purification” (end times) is near, and only open-hearted, spiritual individuals will make it through—if they heed the call of the star people.

9. The Colorful (and Sometimes Problematic) Cast of Bigfoot Channelers

[70:52]–[74:37]

• The hosts lampoon the circuit’s “influencers”:
  • SunBô True Brother, who claims telepathic contact with a Sasquatch shaman; his real name is scrubbed from the internet.
  • “White Song Eagle,” a white woman who claimed indigenous status and lived with a Sasquatch family (“Tluki” and the busty “Talil”).
  • The recurring trope of New Age grifters appropriating Native American and other cultures for mystical cred is thoroughly mocked.

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“There’s a way that non-racist sentimentality becomes the most racist thing you’ve ever seen in your life so fast at a Bigfoot conference.” — Henry, [49:57]

10. Existential Uncertainty and the Ironwood Log Project

[79:12]–[80:00]

• The hosts discover the “Ironwood Log Project”—a collaborative psychic Bigfoot/ET media clique, seemingly consolidating fringe figures who once competed.
• The takeaway: This culture isn’t fading. Psychic Bigfoot conferences still run, even as beliefs get wilder, stakes get higher, and group infighting is replaced by alliance.

Notable Quotes & Moments

• On seeing Bigfoot:
  “If you want it, then you’re not gonna get it. So what was the point?” — Marcus, [79:31]

• On the dangers of ridicule:
  “Sasquatch is susceptible to psychic damage and can be seriously harmed by insults and ridicule.” — Henry, [32:15]

• On Sasquatch as Christian moral compass:
  “All war and serial violence needs to stop... and the population needs to drop substantially so nature can heal. I guess the Sasquatch is also Endgame.” — Henry, [67:45]

• On psychic powers’ selectivity:
  “He chooses to randomly send psychic Bigfoot medical help when he remembers to.” — Henry, [55:05]

• Mocking fringe science:
  “‘Mainstream science is a cobbler mutilating a foot just to make a shoe fit.’” — Henry quoting Jack Lapseritis, [40:05]

• Marcus mock-imagines Jack’s psychic dog:
  “The dog calls him daddy.” — [76:14]

Timestamped Highlights

• [01:31] – Henry begins the episode in a faux trance, invoking “the four directions” and greeting “swamp knolls” and “fae.”
• [05:33] – The team explains the Bigfoot series' elusiveness and introduces today’s “galactically fluent” angle.
• [08:13] – Rejection of “mainstream science” as villain.
• [13:38] – Lapseritis’s 70+ personal psychic Bigfoot and ET encounters; “Bigfoots are always around us.”
• [19:38] – The “Mario ghost rule” of encountering Bigfoot: “Don’t look for him!”
• [32:15] – Discussion that psychic genocide could result from ridicule or hunting attempts.
• [44:43] – Lapseritis’ tales of mystical healing and Bigfoot sex.
• [55:40] – Lapseritis links Bigfoot discrimination to race issues on Earth: “There’s racial discrimination going on with the Sasquatch people and with the star people.”
• [67:27] – The “Ten Commandments” of the star people (environment, God, anti-capitalist).
• [79:12] – The Ironwood Log Project and the merging of competing “Bigfoot psychics.”

Episode Tone & Style

• Language: Sarcastic, bawdy, and self-aware, the hosts mock their subjects as much as they dissect them.
• Tone: Irreverent, critical of grifter culture and New Age racism, with an undercurrent of fascination for fringe beliefs.
• Energy: At once exasperated by the absurdity (“Congratulations, everyone is now dumber.” – Eddie, [81:28]), and clearly enthralled by the world’s weirdness.

Conclusion & Final Thoughts

The crew closes on a meta note, reflecting on why broken people turn to imaginary cosmic friends, and the cultural persistence of psychic Bigfoot lore. The final tongue-in-cheek recommendation: Embrace a world where Bigfoot—psychic, interdimensional, and covered in “perky titted” glory—is your spiritual roommate… just don’t want it too much, or you’ll never find it.

For fans:

• See also: Jack Lapseritis’s The Psychic Sasquatch and Their UFO Connection, SunBô True Brother’s “Sasquatch’s Message to Humanity”
• Look up the Ironwood Log Project for current psychic Bigfoot grifter conferences.
• For images: Patreon.com/lastpodcastontheleft (“if you want to see those Bigfoot breasts…”).

“Hail Satan. Hail Bigfoot. But most importantly—hail yourself.”
(in spirit if not in galactic telepathic form)