Episode 632: Psychic Bigfoot & the Star People

Summary

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Last Podcast on the Left – Episode 632: "Psychic Bigfoot & the Star People"

Release Date: August 29, 2025
Hosts: Henry Zebrowski, Marcus Parks, Ed Larson

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Episode Overview

In this irreverent and freewheeling episode, the crew embarks on a journey down one of the weirdest roads in cryptozoology: the theory that Bigfoot—the elusive, hairy giant of North American folklore—is not a mere animal, but a psychic, interdimensional being connected to extraterrestrial "star people." Led by Henry, the team explores the beliefs of “psychic Bigfoot” researchers like Jack “Kewani” Lapseritis and SunBô True Brother, dissecting tales of telepathic communication, cosmic healing, and mystical sexual encounters with Sasquatches. Along the way, they skewer New Age grifter culture, science denial, and Bigfoot-related racism with their trademark biting humor.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. What (or Who) Is Bigfoot—Really?

[05:33]–[08:25]

• The episode tackles the ever-evolving Bigfoot identity: Is Sasquatch an undiscovered ape, a pre- or post-human, a time traveler, or… something even stranger?
• Henry introduces the focal idea: Many “psychic Bigfoot” believers argue Bigfoot is actually part of an ancient race of extraterrestrial humans: the “star people.”
• There are “multiple versions” of these beings (Sasquatch, Skunk Ape, Yeti, Yowie, etc.), which are, according to these theories, all manifestations of the same phenomenon.

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“All these various Bigfoots are actually extraterrestrial humans known as star people.” — Henry, [07:16]

2. The Gospel of Jack Kewani Lapseritis

[09:51]–[13:56]

• Jack Lapseritis is painted as the preeminent “psychic Bigfoot” expert, with over 75 personal Sasquatch encounters since 1979 and multiple books (e.g., The Psychic Sasquatch and Their UFO Connection).
• Jack distinguishes between Bigfoot hunters and “Bigfoot gatekeepers,” who see themselves as spiritual mediators protecting Sasquatch from harm and ridicule.
• The key point: True interaction with these beings requires spiritual purity, open-heartedness, and a rejection of “mainstream science” ("the villain here," according to Henry).

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“A person must be pure of heart, spiritually open, and have intellectual intentions not clouded by mainstream science. I want you to remember that term, mainstream science, because that’s the villain here.” — Henry, [08:13]

3. The Four Types of Psychic Bigfoot

[14:58]–[16:35]

• Drawing from Lapseritis’s work, Henry lays out four Bigfoot types:
  • Classic Sasquatch (ape-like, psychic powers)
  • “Ancient Ones”/Star People (human-faced)
  • Baboon-faced and dog-faced “forest giants”
  • Florida’s Skunk Ape (orangutan-faced)
• The “star people,” as described, are Bigfoot’s “managers or bosses”—and may include Pleiadians and other ET archetypes.
• These beings are said to possess psychic and telepathic powers.

4. Who Gets to See Bigfoot? (And Why You Don’t)

[18:25]–[21:00]

• Interactions with Sasquatch or the star people require a spiritual self—a willingness to believe in the non-material and to reject worldly motivations (fame, money, science).
• Being “vaccinated” (jokingly suggested as a disqualifier), or holding mainstream beliefs about the world, purportedly precludes encounters.
• The idea is that Bigfoot only reveals itself to those who are “worthy,” which conveniently insulates believers from skepticism or failure to produce evidence.

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“You must not be actively searching for an encounter with Bigfoot. It’s like the ghost from Mario Brothers. You don’t look at it.” — Henry, [19:38]

5. Psychic Powers and the Hidden Bigfoot Utopia

[30:22]–[32:15]

• According to Lapseritis and other believers:
  • Sasquatch and star people can read minds, remote view, astral project, shape-shift, dematerialize, and even impregnate beings with souls.
  • They live for thousands of years, and when they die, their bodies simply become immaterial—thus, no physical evidence remains.
  • Their psychic connection is so sensitive that ridicule and coordinated attempts to hunt or capture them could cause “psychic genocide.”

6. The Bigfoot–Human–Alien Connection

[39:41]–[41:54]

• Bigfoots are depicted as an “extraterrestrial race” that arrived on Earth millions of years ago and genetically engineered humans to be their harmonious partners.
• Folklore creatures (dragons, centaurs, mermaids, giants) are viewed as real, bred by star people.
• Humanity’s “harm to the planet” is watched closely by Bigfoot/star people, whose mission is to awaken “special individuals” to help save Earth.

7. Miracle Cures & Sasquatch Sex: Jack’s Encounters

[44:43]–[52:35]

• Henry relates Jack Lapseritis’s cosmic healing stories: Bigfoots cure his herniated disc, liver cancer (with “herbal blends” and “healing stones"), fix his car, and help him find a house.
• Psychic Bigfoots selectively heal people if they “request” help and believe in them.
• Jack recounts sexual encounters with a “beautiful green-eyed ancient one” (details about her hourglass figure and large breasts abound), allegedly out of a sense of scientific duty.

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“Though he wasn’t feeling particularly horny, he did agree to have sexual intercourse for scientific purposes, which is also what my wife does.” — Henry, [51:55]

8. Star People, Bad Bigfoots & the Apocalypse

[67:27]–[68:41]

• Bigfoots and star people want an end to violence, pollution, greed, and want everyone to develop a relationship with God/Jesus (or, loosely, Gaia).
• There are “evil” Sasquatches working with corrupt governments; good Sasquatches exile them.
• Humanity is warned that the “great purification” (end times) is near, and only open-hearted, spiritual individuals will make it through—if they heed the call of the star people.

9. The Colorful (and Sometimes Problematic) Cast of Bigfoot Channelers

[70:52]–[74:37]

• The hosts lampoon the circuit’s “influencers”:
  • SunBô True Brother, who claims telepathic contact with a Sasquatch shaman; his real name is scrubbed from the internet.
  • “White Song Eagle,” a white woman who claimed indigenous status and lived with a Sasquatch family (“Tluki” and the busty “Talil”).
  • The recurring trope of New Age grifters appropriating Native American and other cultures for mystical cred is thoroughly mocked.

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“There’s a way that non-racist sentimentality becomes the most racist thing you’ve ever seen in your life so fast at a Bigfoot conference.” — Henry, [49:57]

10. Existential Uncertainty and the Ironwood Log Project

[79:12]–[80:00]

• The hosts discover the “Ironwood Log Project”—a collaborative psychic Bigfoot/ET media clique, seemingly consolidating fringe figures who once competed.
• The takeaway: This culture isn’t fading. Psychic Bigfoot conferences still run, even as beliefs get wilder, stakes get higher, and group infighting is replaced by alliance.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On seeing Bigfoot:
  “If you want it, then you’re not gonna get it. So what was the point?” — Marcus, [79:31]

• On the dangers of ridicule:
  “Sasquatch is susceptible to psychic damage and can be seriously harmed by insults and ridicule.” — Henry, [32:15]

• On Sasquatch as Christian moral compass:
  “All war and serial violence needs to stop... and the population needs to drop substantially so nature can heal. I guess the Sasquatch is also Endgame.” — Henry, [67:45]

• On psychic powers’ selectivity:
  “He chooses to randomly send psychic Bigfoot medical help when he remembers to.” — Henry, [55:05]

• Mocking fringe science:
  “‘Mainstream science is a cobbler mutilating a foot just to make a shoe fit.’” — Henry quoting Jack Lapseritis, [40:05]

• Marcus mock-imagines Jack’s psychic dog:
  “The dog calls him daddy.” — [76:14]

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Timestamped Highlights

• [01:31] – Henry begins the episode in a faux trance, invoking “the four directions” and greeting “swamp knolls” and “fae.”
• [05:33] – The team explains the Bigfoot series' elusiveness and introduces today’s “galactically fluent” angle.
• [08:13] – Rejection of “mainstream science” as villain.
• [13:38] – Lapseritis’s 70+ personal psychic Bigfoot and ET encounters; “Bigfoots are always around us.”
• [19:38] – The “Mario ghost rule” of encountering Bigfoot: “Don’t look for him!”
• [32:15] – Discussion that psychic genocide could result from ridicule or hunting attempts.
• [44:43] – Lapseritis’ tales of mystical healing and Bigfoot sex.
• [55:40] – Lapseritis links Bigfoot discrimination to race issues on Earth: “There’s racial discrimination going on with the Sasquatch people and with the star people.”
• [67:27] – The “Ten Commandments” of the star people (environment, God, anti-capitalist).
• [79:12] – The Ironwood Log Project and the merging of competing “Bigfoot psychics.”

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Episode Tone & Style

• Language: Sarcastic, bawdy, and self-aware, the hosts mock their subjects as much as they dissect them.
• Tone: Irreverent, critical of grifter culture and New Age racism, with an undercurrent of fascination for fringe beliefs.
• Energy: At once exasperated by the absurdity (“Congratulations, everyone is now dumber.” – Eddie, [81:28]), and clearly enthralled by the world’s weirdness.

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Conclusion & Final Thoughts

The crew closes on a meta note, reflecting on why broken people turn to imaginary cosmic friends, and the cultural persistence of psychic Bigfoot lore. The final tongue-in-cheek recommendation: Embrace a world where Bigfoot—psychic, interdimensional, and covered in “perky titted” glory—is your spiritual roommate… just don’t want it too much, or you’ll never find it.

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For fans:

• See also: Jack Lapseritis’s The Psychic Sasquatch and Their UFO Connection, SunBô True Brother’s “Sasquatch’s Message to Humanity”
• Look up the Ironwood Log Project for current psychic Bigfoot grifter conferences.
• For images: Patreon.com/lastpodcastontheleft (“if you want to see those Bigfoot breasts…”).

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“Hail Satan. Hail Bigfoot. But most importantly—hail yourself.”
(in spirit if not in galactic telepathic form)

Transcript

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[Marcus Parks]

There's no place to escape to. This is the last on the left.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That's when the cannibalism started.

[Eddie]

What was that?

[Marcus Parks]

Henry, I can see that you're. Are you. Are you in a sort of meditative state at this moment?

[Eddie]

Are you talking to someone?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Sasquatch in.

[Marcus Parks]

Sasquatch. That seemed like a. Sasquatch out.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Henry out.

[Marcus Parks]

Okay.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Just a squat chin, but you're blowing Henry out.

[Marcus Parks]

But you're. You're breathing in when you're saying out and breathing out when you're saying Sasquatch in.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Henry out.

[Marcus Parks]

Okay.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

There you go.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I would like to first thank you two ignorant city people.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Henry Zabrowski]

For joining me today on our journey.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Because I have called to the four directions and they are arriving now. The spirits, the swamp knolls, all the fae, every single thing that's there. But one cannot see.

[Eddie]

Now, the four directions is north, west, east, and south.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Correct, city dweller.

[Eddie]

What about up and down?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Depends on where you're.

[Marcus Parks]

That's north and south.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That's north and south. North is up, south is down.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. And when you say one cannot see, do you mean that we can't see? One of them or one of them is blind.

[Henry Zabrowski]

We are all blind in many ways.

[Marcus Parks]

Welcome to the last podcast on the left. Jesus Christ.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I'm sorry. Galactic languages are super important. They have to be brought in before we can even begin.

[Marcus Parks]

So your cosmic language.

[Eddie]

Slow down. You're speaking too fast.

[Marcus Parks]

It's sounding almost exactly like the sort of tongues that I heard speaking in the Four Square church that I went to back in Texas as a child.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes, but what the Four Square Church didn't have was a bunch of weird 65 year old women with. With armpit hair and no bras.

[Marcus Parks]

It did not. Those women were covered. My name is Marcus Parks. There were bras a plenty at that Four Square church. I'm here with the. I guess galactically fluent Henry Zabrowski.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh, I am galactically loose. What I am doing here is. Is that is an opportunity for me to show you what interspecies communication is and how important it is to make a licky kiki with your best friend every time you get a chance to.

[Marcus Parks]

And I. I would imagine I'm also speaking with the monolanguaged Ed Larson monolanguage.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Barely.

[Eddie]

Barely Monol.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Now, before we get started today, Henry, I have to ask you, how much do you want me to ridicule you? Like, how much do you want me to. Do you want me to take this seriously?

[Marcus Parks]

Because this is a Henry led episode.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Marcus Parks]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I just want to know where. Wait. Direction you have for me.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Well, do you want to see Bigfoot? By not technically not seeing Bigfoot?

[Eddie]

No.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Well, then you might not want to listen, but I will say you might. It might help you. It might help you to open up to this because you never know what you'll let in when you properly gape yourself to the universe.

[Eddie]

I'll gape you, bro.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

So you're saying that today we have the possibility of letting something in. Something beautiful, something earth shattering, something dangerous. Is it going to be dangerous?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Dangerous to your paradigm?

[Eddie]

Is Bigfoot a gay bape?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes.

[Marcus Parks]

Today's episode, I used to have a T shirt that just said Grape Ape, but I had to stop wearing it because anytime I wore a hoodie over it, you. I mean, you know, we all know the G became obscured.

[Henry Zabrowski]

We all know. And everyone's just like. Is that your nickname?

[Eddie]

It's a lowercase R. I mean, no.

[Marcus Parks]

It was all capital letters. So, yeah, I had to stop wearing that T shirt.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Hey, what do you got? Hey, Just so you know, they. At least they. You gave them warning.

[Marcus Parks]

Did I borrow. It was far too small for you. I don't know why a shirt. T shirt that small was made for a man named Grape.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Now it's time for me to bring everything back to normal. Welcome to last podcast on the left. My name is Henry Zabrowski and I've written a script that I'm going to read today. Yes, with help so let's go through it now. Today we're going to be talking about a very important topic. A lot of people have theories about Bigfoot.

[Marcus Parks]

Sure.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Big foots. Sasquatch. It's a proper way to say it.

[Marcus Parks]

Sasquatch Squatch.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Now every people have asked us here, like why have we not from Sasquatch on. Wait, save it, save it. So a lot of people have asked us, why haven't you done a big giant Bigfoot series? Largely it's because of how elusive the subject matter is. And a lot of people can't even decide what Bigfoot is. And today we are taking a very specific track. Today there's a lot of theories, right. People say it's an ape, Some form of missing link. Those of you that are more science based, right? People say, is it a pre human? Is it a post human?

[Marcus Parks]

Is it a time traveler?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Exactly.

[Marcus Parks]

Is it an interdimensional being?

[Henry Zabrowski]

But does that make it all something? Or is it something that you cannot see literally even if you wanted to? Yes, that's what we're covering today.

[Eddie]

How do you make a podcast blurry this way?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Normally I do it with a little bit of. It's called Bourbon.

[Marcus Parks]

Now this might be a question that's answered later on, but if you cannot see Bigfoot, if Bigfoot is indeed invisible, then why does he need to have. He or she need to have a Bigfoot form, like the form of a large hairy being. If you can't see it, then how do they know what form it takes?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Because it's awesome and you're ignorant.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Ah, let's go now back to the script. Now we all know about Bigfoot. Skunk, ape, folk monster, Momo, the wood ape, Swamp ape, Yeti, Yowie, Saskatchewan. But do you know that all these various Bigfoots are actually extraterrestrial humans known as star people? Yes, I do know.

[Eddie]

Good work.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Almost all cryptozoological and most UFO adjacent sightings actually belong to the same category of phenomenon. And they are hard to pin down. And it's not because their lens is blurry or they haven't updated the app, or it's because it's a bear with mange. It's sick. Or it's like some kind of fat hairy guy. That's sick. All right. Or maybe it's because your estranged daughter called that morning. It's because the star people don't reveal themselves to just anyone.

[Marcus Parks]

Okay, so they're not invisible all the time?

[Henry Zabrowski]

No, I mean, well, they are unless you can see them. Okay, a person Must be pure of heart, spiritually open, and have intellectual intentions not clouded by mainstream science. I want you to remember that term, mainstream science, because that's the villain here.

[Marcus Parks]

I'm guessing that all of us being vaccinated precludes us from ever seeing star people, buddy.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

So we're not. We're never seen star people, buddy.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That's the reason why I go to my vaccine shedder. Have you been in, have you seen my guy Greg?

[Marcus Parks]

I have not, no. Where does he, where does he operate out of again?

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's right under the 101. I go in, I see him and he says he does it all anally over zoom.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Sucks it out.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah. He puts his butthole at the zoom camera and he takes it from you. It's actually, it's great. It's only $500.

[Eddie]

If you've been to school, you can't see Sasquatch.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Exactly. Well, unless you've been to the proper school. Oh, okay, then the star people. So just so you know, if you are pure star people and Bigfoots will appear to you, right. Starting with telepathic messages, then they will appear as seemingly benign shadows in your peripheral vision. Then eventually is a full on encounter with UFOs, extraterrestrials, Bigfoots and even fairies in tow. And then eventually therapists and social workers and one of.

[Marcus Parks]

Yes, well, if so, I'm guessing that, you know, we know with extraterrestrial encounters they are often extraordinarily scary to most people. So, you know, is the psychic Bigfoot track a way to have a positive experience with extraterrestrials?

[Eddie]

No, it's both. Right.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Sort of neutral. I would say it's almost entirely neutral. Neutral.

[Marcus Parks]

Okay.

[Henry Zabrowski]

One of the leading figures studying this phenomena is Jack John Kwani lapseritis. And he has an associate's, bachelor's and master's degrees in holistic health, herbalism, dowsing, anthropology, psychology, conservation. After studying at various community colleges in the Midwest, University of New Hampshire, University of Wisconsin, North Adams State and Williams College in Massachusetts. He even studied dowsing at the Wisconsin Society for Psychic Research in Milwaukee. And would you believe that he got none of that debt refunded?

[Eddie]

Oh, no.

[Henry Zabrowski]

He's like $150 in the hole. Yes.

[Eddie]

How will he ever recover?

[Henry Zabrowski]

He. Honestly, looking at his current lifestyle, I don't know.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, I was going to ask. So it is not. He did not study dowsing at the University of Wisconsin.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh, yeah, sure. It was just on the grounds.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

What is dowsing?

[Marcus Parks]

Dowsing is when you look for water with pieces of wood.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's looking for a wet spot.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Oh, college is great for that.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It is. Jack was raised in the 1950s. I learned even the old fashioned dick old radar. Jack was raised in the 50s, accustomed to hunting, fishing and trapping when America was great, meaning there was no public utilities or things to do. By the time he was 25 years old, he had backpacked around the world to 40 countries. Do you have any idea how hard it is to fit a 20 year old in a backpack? Thank you. Jack Kowani is an expert in the field of Bigfoots or foots.

[Marcus Parks]

He just like, he likes to call them foots.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Foots. Because he can't be saying bigfoots all day. Ain't got all day.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Bfs be well again, if they're Bigfoot, sometimes they are just foots.

[Eddie]

I got a question about this, by the way. Bigfoots, they're huge, right?

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. Massive, seven, eight feet tall.

[Eddie]

Why not call them big hands, big heads?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Because that's not what you see. You see the big foot. Honestly, it's true. It's because you see the big foot.

[Eddie]

Oh, from the markers, from the tracks.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, yeah. Because it all comes from the tracks. Everything about my guy with big foots, like when you talk to these people, if you want to have conversations about dermal ridges. Dermal ridges is hours on end. Than talk to a Bigfoot hunter.

[Henry Zabrowski]

All right. Now, Jack Kalani.

[Marcus Parks]

And by the way, would you say that these people are because, you know, Bigfoot hunters, we've talked about them a lot in the past.

[Henry Zabrowski]

This is very different than Bigfoot. These guys are distinctly anti Bigfoot hunter.

[Marcus Parks]

Okay. So they're more Bigfoot enthusiasts.

[Henry Zabrowski]

They're Bigfoot gatekeepers.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Because they don't want people to just find Bigfoot because they believe people do harm to Bigfoot. They believe they need to be the middleman. Specifically Kalani Lapseritis specifically says he's a middleman between society and the Bigfoot.

[Marcus Parks]

So if they are so protective of the Bigfoot, why are there so many YouTube videos talking about it?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Because they're the only ones who can see the Bigfoots. So they're trying to bring the message of the Bigfoots to all of us. And so that's because they're pure enough. Jack Lapseritis, with his very long January 6th ponytail and his Benjamin Franklin glasses is legitimately the most pure man you've ever met. Because he's alert, allergic to money.

[Marcus Parks]

I understand.

[Eddie]

I was reading the YouTube comments on the Video you sent me. And there was one guy who really cracked me up. He's like, I've seen Bigfoot. This guy's full of.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah, yeah. It's my favorite. It's my favorite. I love the fighting here. The fighting here. We're not there yet. Today's peaceful. There's no interwars today. As a matter of fact, one of the big reveals today is that they're all a lot more close than I thought they were. Now, Jack Houni is an expert in the field of Bigfoots. He's devoted his life to documenting Bigfoot's encounters, in which the experiencer received telepathic and psychic messages from Bigfoots and aliens.

[Marcus Parks]

Sure.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Jack Kowani has documented well over 200 of these encounters from a wide variety of reputable people. This, of course, according to Jack Kowani. He also has personally had 75 Bigfoot and alien encounters continuously since 1979.

[Marcus Parks]

Wow.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Ted Mori gets the next five for free.

[Eddie]

Oh, I like sandwiches.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yep. And they know. But a lot of times you leave.

[Marcus Parks]

Hungry continually since 1979. So that means every year, there's been.

[Henry Zabrowski]

At least one dude seen an alien right now in that YouTube video.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Okay. He's literally seeing one right now. He sees them everywhere.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That's a. That's the key, too, is that when you live with bigfoot psychically, you don't get any room for Bigfoot.

[Marcus Parks]

So that means that Bigfoots are around us at all times.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Here's one right here.

[Marcus Parks]

Wow.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Could be sitting on that air purifier.

[Eddie]

So Bigfoot watches me jerk off.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah, like Santa Claus.

[Eddie]

That's great.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Now, Jack Kowani has documented many of his Bigfoot and alien encounters from himself and others in his two books. The Psychic Sasquatch and their UFO connection and the Sasquatch people and their Interdimensional connection. Jack channeled his works from the grand elder Sasquatch, who chose to trust him.

[Marcus Parks]

Okay.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I'm just glad he didn't get in contact with the grand wizard Elder Sasquatch, because that guy's an.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Did you know that there were Jewish Bigfoots? And it's a problem. Hey, come on. Hey. Leave us alone, foot skewts. Now, in Jack Kowani's second book, there are four distinct types of Sasquatch. The Sasquatch people who look ape like with conical heads and brimming with psychic and spiritual power.

[Eddie]

Harry. And the Henderson's.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes. The ancient ones or star people who look like Sasquatch but with a human.

[Marcus Parks]

Face, like our Ed Larson.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Like a Labubu. Gotcha the dog. Baboon faced forest giants. They're hard to see.

[Eddie]

So they're dog and baboon faced.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Sometimes it's both. Can be one is more baboon esque and one is more dog like.

[Marcus Parks]

But they're both forest giants.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Forest giants. But oftentimes they stoop to hide their real height.

[Marcus Parks]

But they're invisible. So why are they stooping?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Because the people that can see them don't want to be frightened by them.

[Eddie]

Ah, yes. So they hide from the few people that can see them. But even though they're invisible.

[Marcus Parks]

Yes. And even though they've chosen these people to see them, but they still.

[Henry Zabrowski]

They don't want to overwhelm them. Look at lapseritis. Lapseritis is one bad IRS report away from killing everyone. However. And then in the original orangutan face. Skunk ape. But that's in Florida. We're not getting there. Okay. However, for most of this episode, you just need to know the classic Sasquatch and the human faced ancient ones, AKA the star people. And I believe that the Wookiee from Endor might have been involved. But I do have to stop saying the W word. But that's just because I was talking about that. I was talking to that grand wizard Bigfoot far too long.

[Eddie]

Yeah, well, the. The Wookies are from Kashyyyk, by the way.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh, really?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Is it the actual planet?

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

Kashyyyk.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Really?

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Well, good.

[Marcus Parks]

There's a whole Wookie. There is a Wookiee planet. Of course.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I'm pretty certain that they would hang out with that.

[Eddie]

They blew it up in the fan fiction.

[Marcus Parks]

What?

[Henry Zabrowski]

I also feel like, where's my Wookiee movie? We've talked about this. Where's my entirely Wookie movie? Entirely not in Wookiee language. And no in no English.

[Marcus Parks]

Actually, they did do that in the Christmas special. Yeah, the Star wars holiday special is actually entirely in the Wookiee language.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Needs a redo.

[Marcus Parks]

Very well. The first part is it's tedious. It takes a long time. I don't know. I was really high when I watched it, so it felt like it lasted an hour and a half.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And the clanker slur actually came from that as well, which I do not know also.

[Eddie]

So if you're incorrect about that, is this going to be full of lies?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Well, these lies, Eddie, came straight from books, so they were written down. Now one may ask, what is the difference between Bigfoot and a star person? First check their IMDb Pro. In reality. In reality there is. Thank you, Eddie.

[Marcus Parks]

Still sitting somewhere around you. Still sitting somewhere around the 1200s.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes. Still under. Deeply below. Out of Adolf Hitler learned in reality there isn't a difference. They are just different versions of the same extraterrestrial human race known as the ancient Ones. A Bigfoot is hairy all over, has a beast like face, and it's between 6 and 12ft tall. A star person is hairy all over, has a human like face, and is anywhere between 3 and 22ft tall.

[Eddie]

That's a big gap.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Huge gap, but almost the same. A star person can also be hairless with an otherworldly face between 3 and 6ft tall. These are more commonly known as the grays. Write this down.

[Eddie]

You wrote it down. I have it in front of me.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Exactly. I'll email it to you. Side stories lpotl gmail.com Selling the audience.

[Marcus Parks]

So start. So when they say star people, Star people include a variety of different things.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I agree. I believe I view the star people as Bigfoot's managers.

[Eddie]

Oh, okay.

[Henry Zabrowski]

They're the bosses of the Bigfoots. They are the ones that the Bigfoots directly report to.

[Marcus Parks]

Tall whites, Pleiadians. Star people, Star people.

[Henry Zabrowski]

They can all be under that. Which I think is almost a Bigfoot racist term for other ets, but that's a deeper conversation. We are not ready for the star people.

[Eddie]

They. They're always waiting in the sky and they like to come.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Come and meet us, but they're afraid they'll blow our minds. Yeah, it's actually. David Bowie was not incorrect. He was not incorrect. See, all ancient ones have psychic abilities and can telepathically communicate with any living being. There are clues within all ancient Earth people's mythologies that the ancient ones have always been on Earth and have always interacted with those who are spiritually able, have a warm heart, and lack fear. Additionally, their blood should also reach a certain threshold of Mountain dew content. To attract a Bigfoot or star person, you must not. Now, this is key, okay? You must not. The actively searching for an encounter with a Bigfoot.

[Eddie]

All right?

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's like the ghost from Mario Brothers. You don't look at it. Don't look at it. It'll look at you, though, okay? And then you're in danger. They are so psychically strong that they can sense anyone who means them harm and anyone who has less than noble intentions, such as to make money.

[Marcus Parks]

All right?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes. The psychic Bigfoots and star people can also sense if you are a hateful person. Who doesn't have a relationship with God. It. You know, and honestly, in the end, Jack Lapseritis does seem to be writing about specific guy.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

You know, I mean, it's like this. That one guy, Jerry from the south Denton, Jiffy Lube. He's not seeing Bigfoot.

[Marcus Parks]

He doesn't have a relationship with God.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah. He doesn't know. He can't be there. He's not pure enough Christian.

[Marcus Parks]

God is like, which God are we talking about here?

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's real loose on that. But I. Let me just say. And I'm not seeing a heck of a lot of Jewish interaction with the star people.

[Eddie]

I'm guessing it's Gaia.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Gaia is the. I want to say is the fake native American version of God. Yeah, that's God. If you met God at a trinket store in Milwaukee mall.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

And that's also where these people work.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That's where they work. That's good because again, they can't. They can't go to see Bigfoot for money. Except they do now. You know what I mean?

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. It's whatever. Let's take a consensus in Sedona, Arizona. And whatever those people think is God collectively, that's who they're talking about. Right?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Exactly. And I'm pretty certain I want to say it's Dr. Phil. Bigfoots in the star people have been on earth for millions of years and know its true history. They know that humans are causing great harm to the planet. Their mission is to activate every special individual to spread the good word of the star people in hopes of changing hearts and minds to save the planet Earth. Special people like Tila Tequila and Azalea Banks.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

This truly, truly special. The one big positive thing you can say about all of these grifters is that they genuinely love the planet earth. Sure. And do want to help, and they want to do anything to help, but anything that helps.

[Marcus Parks]

Yes.

[Eddie]

They got good ideas.

[Henry Zabrowski]

A lot of people do.

[Marcus Parks]

Good intentions. Everybody does. Yeah. Good, good intentions. But they spend all that time on psychic Bigfoots.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Instead of helping their children with their.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Homework or like recycling things or like doing stuff you could do for the environment. That's fine.

[Marcus Parks]

Community gardens, stuff like that.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's fine. Sometimes. According to an ancient one named Haloti that Jack met in Hawaii, Star people, Sasquatches and humans have been known to interbreed.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Because they were all genetically basically the same.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, yeah. Like Hagrid.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yep. He. Oh, yeah. He loved to those kids.

[Marcus Parks]

No, I know. Hagrid was the son of a half giant. Oh, it's. Hagrid was the son of a giant lady and a regular man.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Because I just assumed that Hagrid had gations at Hogwarts, which is why he lived outside the school.

[Eddie]

Absolutely not too big to be inside.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh, that's why.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, and also he got that little girl killed, but wasn't his fault, really. Let's not talk about it.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Hagrid's got nothing to do with this story. That's fiction. Jack repeatedly references the differences between Sasquatch and humans to be the same as the difference between types of Asians.

[Eddie]

Oh, thank God.

[Henry Zabrowski]

We all know what he's talking about. You got your electric Asians, you got your jumping Asians, you got your subterranean Asians, tree dwelling Asians, all types of Asians, all different and special. Only the most non racist and most racist can tell the difference.

[Eddie]

So we're.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes. Jack officially includes the description of fellow Bigfoot Star People influencer Sunbo True Brother, who transcribed a trilogy of books entitled Sasquatch's Message to Humanity. Spoiler alert. A lot of the messages are, me hungry. Can we get a Popeyes chicken sandwich? These books were telepathically sent to Sunbo by Camus, a Grand Shaman Elder Sasquatch, who also wrote Hell Is Other bigfoot. Starting on September 28, 2015, Sunbo True Brother began receiving telepathic messages from Camus, the great Shaman Elder Sasquatch, who had a desperate plea that needs to be shared with all of humanity in hopes that his knowledge will allow humankind to evolve past our current destructive mode of existence. Camus the Grand Elder Sasquatch was nominated by the Council of Grand Shaman Elder Sasquatches to reach out to a human who would hear the message and work hard to, quote, raise humanity's vibrations to higher levels of consciousness.

[Marcus Parks]

I mean, my prop. I mean, it's the same problem as always with all of these stories is that these aliens or Big Feets. Bigfoots. Bigfoot, Bigfoots. They scratches, they all tend to reach out. It's like they all tend to reach out to the person that is least likely to be listened to.

[Henry Zabrowski]

The person with the most amount of time to talk.

[Eddie]

No one ever reaches out to Bernie Sanders.

[Henry Zabrowski]

No, Bernie's busy. Bernie is busy.

[Marcus Parks]

Well, we didn't even listen to him and he was staying real.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Exactly, exactly. I think people are more ready for this message. Humans and Bigfoots used to live in harmony and were actually bioengineered by the star Elders to work together as a balanced twin Life force that would thrive on earth.

[Marcus Parks]

Okay.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Of course, there were many attempts to create this powerful twin life force that died off. The bigfoots carry ancient star elder souls, which help them foster soul growth on earth, which will allow earth to eventually become an intergalactic hub of spiritual consciousness. That would be home to countless species of aliens like raleigh durham international. Yes. Sasquatches were engineered to have superior strength and resistance to various climates. Their thick fur protects from the cold and from insect bites. Their long arms and legs Allow them to run, run, jump, and climb much better than humans. They can sing in the dark, and they can hold their breath For a very long time. And according to sunbow, true brother. They sound like this. So it can almost sound like an owl.

[Marcus Parks]

It's somewhat.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Okay.

[Eddie]

No, I'm not doing that.

[Henry Zabrowski]

So your unaware camper could think, wow, that's a deep voice for an owl.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Okay.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, he really doesn't sell that hard. Well. Wow.

[Marcus Parks]

Wow.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Sunboat. True, brother. Does the bigfoot influencing in such a spectacularly lazy way. Yeah, that I love him.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And he's talking to a woman named Regina meredith that would go to drop the fucking bomb on him. That her sasquatch mentor, actually. He predicted hurricane katrina, but he didn't want to tell the news because it's so hard for them to pick up the phone. Yeah, he hates Chad. You need a booker.

[Marcus Parks]

So you predicted hurricane Katrina along with the national weather service. Who knew that that storm was coming for, like, five days before it actually hit. And, you know, there was, like, way A lot of warning that, like, turns.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Out that get out.

[Marcus Parks]

Get out. It's coming. It's coming.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Turned out it was the only bigfoot with that app. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

First off, I don't know the news, you know, because they just talked about it for, like, days before it actually hit landfall.

[Eddie]

The one thing I will say about these interviews Is the lighting was surprisingly great.

[Henry Zabrowski]

The regina meredith has a far better production quality Than she has any right to. Yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

It really. It was real well done. I could hear them properly. But I will say at the end, when they're like, oh, we have to wrap this up, I'm like, no, you don't.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Definitely. Sumbo true brothers got a hard out at 1.

[Marcus Parks]

He looks like jiminy cricket from always sunny.

[Henry Zabrowski]

He is jiminy cricket from always sunny. This man is a.

[Marcus Parks]

With white guy dreads.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh, this is. He's not white. He's sasquatch people.

[Marcus Parks]

Well, they say that the sasquatch people Also have like the the meth picking scabs that he has all over.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Very much so. He's busy. He needs the energy. I'm just going to put this out there guys. I went looking for Sunbow True Brothers actual real information and it has been deeply scrubbed. I went looking for his real name. I couldn't find it. He says his real name doesn't matter since things that he's seen has changed him too much for his old name to matter. But the only record of him I could find was weird hastily made videos of the Rainbow gathering from 2012 where he was 20 years older than everybody else there. Ah, so it was one of those where I just think he's one of Those fun, weird 35 year old men that started to show up at a place where there's a bunch of teenagers. Oh, look at him. He looks exactly like Rickety Cricket.

[Marcus Parks]

Exactly like him.

[Henry Zabrowski]

He really does.

[Eddie]

Holy.

[Henry Zabrowski]

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[Jack Kowani (voice or quoted)]

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[Henry Zabrowski]

Back to the truth says Squatch are the most developed entities in the universe in regards to psychic powers, telepathy, mind reading, remote viewing, hypnosis, astral projection, dematerialization, teleportation, shape shifting, mind control, and the ability to impregnate beings with a soul. Sisquatch is a true interdimensional being and can utilize all of their powers at all levels of existence.

[Marcus Parks]

Okay. The ability to impregnate beings with a soul. So they couldn't impregnate like. Like a rat.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I.

[Marcus Parks]

Does a rat have a soul?

[Henry Zabrowski]

They could give it one.

[Eddie]

Oh. See, I was. See, I was thinking.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I think it's what happened to ratatouille.

[Eddie]

Impregnate them with an actual like being. But you're not physical.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah, they're not physical.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Yeah. So you can only. They can only put a soul into somebody.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Not actually. Oh, they're selling kia. Souls.

[Marcus Parks]

The ability to put a soul within a being. Not the ability to impregnate beings, only exclusively. Beings with souls like foots are only.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Physical, like, 5% of the time.

[Marcus Parks]

Okay, so you're saying that they can put a soul in a spider?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

Okay.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I'm the one with the outline. Yeah. See, now, this is the reason why some. Someone you will never.

[Marcus Parks]

It's. By the way, it's fine to say I don't know.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh, no, I can't. I have the outline. This is why someone. I want you to understand. You will never find physical evidence of the sesquitch, says the scat fur and their corpses. Sasquatch and the star people can live for thousands of years. And when they do eventually pass through the veil, their bodies become completely immaterial.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's why we never found their bones or anything.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Exactly.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. What about their scat, though? And thank you for saying scat. Thank you for being very. What happens to their scat?

[Henry Zabrowski]

It feeds the plants. This is why you'll never find. I need that. Honestly, I need that bumper sticker. The key, though. Honestly. One of the worst things about this. And then I'm. We're obviously the most guilty of this is Sasquatch is susceptible to psychic damage and can be seriously harmed by insults and ridicule. They are kept. Oh, yeah. Thank you, Eddie. They are kept alive through the brave humans who know the truth. Youth who hold enough space in their hearts for the Squatch to thrive. If there were ever to be a Coordinated effort to physically capture Bigfoot. The psychic damage would be so powerful, it would quickly lead to complete Sasquatch genocide. Ah, right there you fit. The famed film footage of Bigfoot captured by Roger Patterson and Robert Gimlin is a double edged sword as it allowed more humans with the capability to help Bigfoot to discover their true purpose. But it also could have started a wave of hunters out to destroy Bigfoots everywhere. And think about the people who activated that into purpose and how that helped them and how that Bigfoot changed their. That Bigfoot footage changed them into Bigfoot people and how much damage that is.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

It is like after Jaws came out, everyone killed all the sharks.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Absolutely. But this is all from somebody. True, brother.

[Marcus Parks]

Gotcha.

[Henry Zabrowski]

We're not going to go and get all into his. All of his experiences because they're even more vague than anything else that we've talked about before.

[Eddie]

What would happen if you shot Bigfoot in the head?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Just disappear.

[Eddie]

Crazy.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah, that's right. Just. Just to keep it. It's cool as. Shoot him again. His soul still dancing. So now let's dive back into the world of Jack Kowani lapseritis and his encounters with Bigfoots and star people. Currently, actually, I'm on the second cycle of my meds for my current battle out with chronic lapseritis. Wish me good luck. As of 2017, Jack Kowani had been researching Bigfoots for his entire life. 65 years with over 300 documented encounters. Jack Kowani has visited over 40 countries, including England, East Africa, Japan, East Africa.

[Marcus Parks]

Did you just forget which country you went to?

[Henry Zabrowski]

It was in the east section, he said, by the coast. Australia, Colombia, Brazil, Russia and India. Most of these adventures involve collecting information about the region's Bigfoot. Jack also lived with many indigenous tribes across the globe. He did a lot of sit ins. He audited a lot of tribes.

[Marcus Parks]

I got it. Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That almost makes you Native American.

[Eddie]

Do we believe that he traveled?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah, I believe he got on planes. Jack Kowani's first psychic experience with the Sasquatch was in 1979. And the experience triggered a psychic and spiritual transformation in Jack, which caused him to leave his job as a hypnotherapist to devote his life to understanding Bigfoots and aliens. We think he was practicing in a mirror. Jack Kowani would go on to speak about Bigfoots and star people on over 420 radio shows. He would write two books and be featured in 23 others, as well as contribute to dozens of magazines. He will never stop collecting and discussing Bigfoot encounters. Everyone has tried. Now, before you raise to find Jack Kowani's contact information which is readily available, remember that mainstream science will not back up your data. Sure as they are always working to silence truth seekers who have experienced things beyond the typical scope of knowledge. Mainstream science.

[Marcus Parks]

And I appreciate how you capitalize. Mainstream science.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That's how you do it. The only way to. That's how I know how to say it. Mainstream science.

[Eddie]

Where do you find his information? If you kiwan to talk to him.

[Henry Zabrowski]

God, Eddie. You just knock on the door to his house. He doesn't have a phone. See? They would say mainstream science refuses to accept the existence of Bigfoots and star people. And they will hire government agents to discredit you and scare you into keeping your mouth shut. Guys from the irs.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And cps.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

CPS does show up at a lot of big hunters houses.

[Henry Zabrowski]

When Jack Kowani first encountered psychic Bigfoot in 1979, he knew that he had to dedicate himself to changing the world, despite knowing that mainstream science would mock him and his work. It should be kept in mind that many mainstream sciences today were once considered fringe science. That was openly ridiculed. For example, in the 1700s, the French Academy of Sciences refused to believe meteorites existed because they had never seen a rock fall from the sky. You can justify anything with this.

[Eddie]

Okay, cool.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's just a hill I die on.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Because back then they knew everything, everything, everything.

[Marcus Parks]

And it's so strange that we're now trusting them. Saying we're trusting their view of science back then, but we're not trusting the view view of science now.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Just because it's mainstream doesn't mean it's coal.

[Marcus Parks]

Got it.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's a Dane Cook of biology. Is the Dane Cook of sciences.

[Eddie]

Mic drop?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Thank you. Now it's a race against time. Jack Kowani and his peers have been doing the hard work of collecting data from all sources and combining mathematics, adult contemporary science, spirituality and religion into a unified theory of the universe.

[Marcus Parks]

Adult contemporary sciences. That. That, of course, that is. Is the main export of Sedona, Arizona.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Dr. Barry Manilow actually taught me a lot about navigating in the ocean.

[Eddie]

I like young adult science.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Some people really do.

[Marcus Parks]

I like free science. You know, like really having bebop. Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's about the vaccines. You don't take. It is a race against time, though. Because of man's folly, the earth is suffering from lethal weather patterns, ozone depletion, geological upheaval, unending pollution, deadly untreatable disease and political violence. And they're not wrong.

[Marcus Parks]

That's all true. That's all very true.

[Henry Zabrowski]

These changes are a part of the great purification which will lead to biblical revelations. Of course.

[Marcus Parks]

Okay, so it is Christian God, obviously.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Very obviously, yeah. Nothing about it I've been heard. Allah wants the star people are true. And Bigfoots, they're the true Christians. And they know that the end times are real and imminent and they are working hard to help spiritually develop enough humans so that we won't go extinct. And if they really wanted to help, honestly, they would lower the bar of only who Jack likes. Yeah. You know, because it's only four people Jack personally knows. Okay. He enjoys and I think are pure enough to see a Bigfoot.

[Marcus Parks]

And so those are so at the end of the world, once, you know, the end times come.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Mary Susanna Holoty. You know Sunbow. Yes.

[Eddie]

Does Jack know Sunbow?

[Henry Zabrowski]

We'll get to that.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Of the 500 Bigfoot and UFO encounters Jack Kowani has documented, including hundreds of personal encounters, he has come to the conclusion that they are only trying to help. And the more people who are open to listen, the better chances we all have of surviving the impending apocalypse. The number of encounters keep going up. So during the course of the episode. Yes. Just know that during the course of this current last chunk of this episode, he's already had 320 additional sightings.

[Eddie]

Okay, good.

[Henry Zabrowski]

As mentioned earlier, Bigfoots are actually humans of extraterrestrial origins. They represent a pure form of life that embraces the spiritual and the scientific. Bigfoots and star people have examined mainstream science and find it lacking. It attempts to force many things into one box. Or as Jack Kowani puts it, mainstream science is a cobbler mutilating a foot just to make a shoe fit.

[Eddie]

Last time he had to put a bunch of things in a box is when he was fired from his job.

[Henry Zabrowski]

No, I quit being a hypnotherapist.

[Marcus Parks]

Fired from his job, evicted from his apartment, divorced from his wife.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Can't go to Supercuts anymore. The alleged objectivity of mainstream science is actually a disinformation, sire.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Right. They are actually incredibly subjective. Mainstream scientists are afraid of the true nature of the universe and that has clouded entire fields of study. You fucking rubes. Plus yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

Who's running the psyop?

[Henry Zabrowski]

I think, honestly, it might be irs. And is the IRS and cps. They are the most dangerous organizations inside the US government.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, by. You know, the many videos that I've seen on. On YouTube or excuse me, not on YouTube. On Instagram. Many of these men who believe in these things do have a lot of problems. Problems with cps and they are definitely all trying to get their kids back while wearing funny hats.

[Henry Zabrowski]

You know what it is? It's because their wives are. Don't understand. They're mainstream wives.

[Eddie]

So Kalani. He's American.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Pronounce it correctly.

[Eddie]

He's American.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh yeah.

[Eddie]

And sunbows. He's Canadian.

[Henry Zabrowski]

He's Canadian.

[Eddie]

Okay, good. I just want to make sure I.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Know neither one of them are indigenous people. People. No, but they sure like to sound like it. Plus the court, world order and governments, they have too much invested in quote unquote mainstream science. So they are constantly working to quote, not upset the political and financial apple cart.

[Marcus Parks]

Right. Leave the apple carts alone to the mainstream science. So if we were to let Bigfoot into our hearts, then Bigfoot could cure our high blood pressure.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And mumps.

[Marcus Parks]

And mumps. Yep.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh, definitely mumps. Done. Rear view mirror. Jack Kowani's 650 plus telepathic encounters have happened because he is open hearted and open minded. Those who want to hunt, kill and dissect Bigfoots for science will never be able to catch or even see Bigfoot. Because Bigfoots are so psychically powerful, they can tell what a person holds in their hearts and minds. The Bigfoots might allow you a glimpse, but you will never understand their true nature. But if you want to go around the world, it's 20 bucks.

[Marcus Parks]

I was wondering, sexually, the Bigfoot. Is the Bigfoot threatened by human sexuality?

[Henry Zabrowski]

No. They're intrigued by it. And they love our women and they have interbreeded with our women when they are physical the 5% of the time.

[Marcus Parks]

But what about female Bigfoots? Are they intrigued by males?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh, you might hear a little bit about that coming up soon.

[Marcus Parks]

Sunbow, I'd imagine.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh no. Yield, Jack. Oh, he likes to fucking. If you're searching for physical proof of Sasquatch, you're starting in the wrong place.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Psychic Bigfoot exists as a part of a holistic ecosystem. Just as plants, insects, birds and animals interact together, all life works together on a physical, psychic and spiritual level. And once you understand the spiritual psychic language, you will be able to speak to Sasquatch. But first they must contact you. And to hear the messages, you must understand yourself. And to be at one with nature, it's like hinge in a way because you guys are like footstep even. They even try. Their opening messages are just like. Hey, hey, what are you doing?

[Eddie]

I think it Sounds like that more.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Can you actually do it more correct though? Thank you. In 1979, when Jack Kowani had his first of nearly 800 encounters, he had contacted four different psychics. And each one he had used a pendulum on a map to divine the location of Bigfoot. All of the pendulums landed in the Pacific Northwest around Mount Hood, 70 miles east of Portland, Oregon. So Kawani traveled to Mount Hood. Found Bigfoot footprints. 12 inches long, stitches as wide, five toes. No claw marks. So definitely was not a bear.

[Eddie]

Is he part of the clan?

[Henry Zabrowski]

No, there's no clans in this.

[Eddie]

Is that why the hood is shaped like that?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Honestly, this is a longer experience. I did not know there'd be self hating sis questions. There might be now. Jack Kowani continued scouring the area of the forest without fear. One night in his tent, he heard a large bipedal creature walking around. Jack Kowani stuck out of his tent to try to take a photo, but the creature disappeared instantly.

[Eddie]

Bye bye.

[Henry Zabrowski]

This was the first of many encounters that showcased Bigfoot's ability to dematerialize. Over several days, the same thing happened. Sounds of footsteps, growling sounds. And nothing there. When Jack tried to photograph it, Jack Kowani consulted his psychics once more. And all of them warned Jack to steer clear of a cave nearby. He knew that they were pointing out the lair of Bigfoot. And he mentally prepared himself to enter the cave. Anyways. I'm coming in. I'm gonna do it. But then he remembered that months earlier, a psychic told him that he would find Bigfoot's cave and that Bigfoot was an extraterrestrial who's on a scouting mission for more advanced aliens. The psychic warned Jack that if he interfered with the aliens work, there would be dire consequences.

[Eddie]

Better not go in there.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah. Because stuff. Consequences like he might need to get a job. Jack Kowani decided he not entered the cave after all. Then he. Then he felt a lightness and relaxation, a genuine feeling of relief coming from the beast that had been sneaking around his campsite. This is how I always feel when I don't enter a cave. Crack open a nice cold open can. Not going inside of a cave.

[Eddie]

This guy loves when he doesn't have to do something.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's the option to back out.

[Marcus Parks]

So the Bigfoot was coming to his campsite from the cave. Every. Every night.

[Henry Zabrowski]

He's trying to see what kind of guy Jack is. Will Jack want to just. Is that all he wants is a pict? I just Justin Bieber to this guy or does he actually want to know the Secrets of the universe.

[Marcus Parks]

Okay, so the test is if Jack just sits there While the bigfoot wanders around. Around and growls.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah, if he just sat there quiet as a clam, he'd be right. You'd already be in the cave hanging out with him. Oh.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, okay. So you can't want to again. Yes, you can't. You can't want it. And it.

[Henry Zabrowski]

But that's the thing, is that he did want it.

[Marcus Parks]

He did want it. 1.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Let's just say maybe his story doesn't line up a lot.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

This would explain why you've never seen aliens or ghosts.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I mean, to be honest, too much. I'm also genuinely frightened. Oh, really? I am genuinely frightened. Bigfoot psychically heard new Jack's decision. To not interfere in the star people's important work. Bigfoot knew Jack was no longer a threat. From this point on, Kowani and Bigfoot did not fear one another. After this event, Chuck Kowani would see Bigfoot in the star people A thousand times over many decades. Decades.

[Marcus Parks]

I thought it was 700.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's getting bigger and bigger. Sometimes Jack leaves out an open jar of peanut butter, Dried fish, or salt licks for Sasquatch.

[Marcus Parks]

Salt licks. That's so. That's so. That's disrespectful. Leaving a salt lick out.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And when he first did that, he selfishly hoped to get Sasquatch's fingerprints. To have them analyzed by scientists, which meant Sasquatch never touched it.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, so that means the Sasquatch just leaned over the salt liquid.

[Eddie]

Just went, well, you know how easy it is to get fingerprints off of salt?

[Henry Zabrowski]

So easy. I honestly not mention the huge, huge factoid here. What you learned. Sasquatch is keto. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Oh.

[Henry Zabrowski]

As soon as Jack gave up on the hopes of proving Sasquatch was physically real, Sasquatch started eating the peanut butter and leaving bouquets of flowers. As a thank you, the squatch is sometimes playing music. By banging large sticks against hollow trees. K will join in by playing harmonica. I guess it's more blood on the tracks versus Highway 61. Okay. I want this weed he's on. Bigfoots have had many psychic powers, including extraordinary healing abilities, which includes physical, mental, and spiritual healing and sexual. In 1987, Jack had a severely herniated disc in his spine. Yeah, dude. I actually probably think it was from not and mainstream medicine doctors. They were astounded how bad it was, and they were absolutely dumbfounded as how to fix it. They all said, I've never seen a back before. It's like this man has been hunching behind bushes watching bears attack trees for a long time time, Doctor. This man is a loser. After months of agony, Kawani reached out telepathically, pathically to Bigfoot and asked for help. Jack lived around the North Umcore river in Reagan. And sure enough, three star people, hairy talls with human faces, arrived and they put him under anesthesia and healed a spine. How proud is that Jewish Bigfoot mother of her soon to be Bigfoot anesthesiologist. Have you met my Jonah? Now here's Jack's description of these events.

[Jack Kowani (voice or quoted)]

When I had a ruptured disc and was unable to walk, I was in a wheelchair in horrendous pain, told if I didn't have surgery I'd never walk again. And the ETs came and took me two nights in a row and I was walking normal again without any pain whatsoever, which the doctors were shocked. They had no idea what was going on. Of course I wouldn't tell them. So I developed a relationship with the Sasquatch people and I've written two books.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That's it. Yeah. Yeah. Boom. Done.

[Eddie]

He wasn't faking it.

[Henry Zabrowski]

No.

[Marcus Parks]

No.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And you know what? It's also, I will say he definitely.

[Marcus Parks]

Is not walking around with a crippling oxy addiction.

[Henry Zabrowski]

No way. Not those glassy eyes. I Kowani, He's. He really is. I don't know if it's just because he's been saying the story for so long, but he's so good at just. Flat face. Yeah. If I could describe the opening ceremony of the psychic Bigfoot conferences that I saw the other day from 2022 to really describe that. There's a way that non racist sentimentality becomes the most racist thing you've ever seen in your life so fast at a Bigfoot conference.

[Marcus Parks]

How so?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Because everybody goes, hello, my name's Kathy. I've channeled the ancient spirit of Kamana, Mauna, Leia. And he sounds like he has a message for you all. And they're all like, They've just never been to Europe. Yeah. You know what I mean? They've just never left Tennessee.

[Eddie]

They just pass around a pencil box to put cash and coins in.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's literally. And they're all like, Bigfoot needs all the help he can get. Getting, I guess, a car loan.

[Eddie]

Will you take turquoise?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes. After this procedure, K asked what they did and they refused to answer, although Kwown suspects it has something to do with electromagnetism. After the procedure, a lady Sasquatch with large breast showed up to check on Jack's spine. The Anesthes. The anesthesiologist's mother. Huge tits, no ass. At some point, Jack was living in Tucson, Arizona and his landlady's daughter was pregnant and sick with eclampsia, which causes seizures and can result in a serious heart problem. Jack decided to reach out telepathically to the star people and ask for healing for the landlady's daughter. They obliged, showed up, scared the out of her, healed the daughter by ending her life and then disappeared. In 1988, Jack and a friend. They were searching for Bigfoot near Roseburg, Oregon and they didn't find anything. However, in the summer of 1989, Jack went to the same location alone. And a beautiful green eyed ancient one presented. Presented herself and declared her intention to mate. Jack was stunned by her perfect figure. She was 5 foot 9 with an hourglass figure and large full breasts. No mention of how much hair she was covered in. The unnamed Bigfoot woman with a human face expressed to Jack that her parents were mad that she kept having premarital sex. And she was so lonely needed Jack to have sex right there. Drac, coincidentally had just broken off an engagement and happened to be single.

[Eddie]

Oh, thank God.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Though he wasn't feeling particularly horny, he did agree to have sexual intercourse for scientific purposes, which is also what my wife does. Here comes the Bunsen burner.

[Eddie]

I imagine this is how Penny Marshall and Rob Reiner did it.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Just this idea that he because he didn't want to, he had to have sex with that big titted Bigfoot.

[Marcus Parks]

So but he, but he implied that had he been a normal amount of horny, then he would have had no problem having sex with. But he just, just at that moment wasn't feeling it.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah, but he still overcame it. And that more just shows how much power Jack Kawani has over his rock. And.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

And he just happened to be single.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh yeah. He just happened to be single.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

In sedona, Arizona In 1991, Jack got liver cancer. And you froze to get traditional.

[Marcus Parks]

Of course I knew Sedona was going to come up at some point has.

[Henry Zabrowski]

To you I think that you have to go there at this point. He contacted the star people. Two of them showed up at the foot of his bed one night and telepathically told him him, you have cancer.

[Eddie]

And will die if you do not treat yourself soon. But that is your choice. You can choose to live or die. You have the power. Yet you are needed during this time of the great purification where Turmoil and destruction will reign. You are an herbalist and understand natural healing. Use the herb chaperon and you will recover quickly so you can continue to do the work of the Creator. All of this is your choice. So we make no judgment or demands. It is your life. We are here to be supportive and offer guidance and knowledge. It is your will to accept it or not. Kind of rambling start people.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Give me encouragement or not and edit. The star people lectured Kowani for an hour before they left. Let me start then. Kowani made herbal blends that included chaparral, which is a shrub native to the Southwest, and took the concoction three times a day for five weeks. Koani also received several healing stones from Sasquatch and at the end of five weeks, officially cancer free.

[Marcus Parks]

So it's just that and healing stones and you're good.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Boom diggity. Done. Done. Now, somebody might ask, ask, if Sasquatch has these amazing healing powers, why don't they use it on everyone who is sick and in pain?

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, it seems like they have all of the knowledge to cure everything. It's just like, right there. And it would also seem like if there wasn't so much sickness in this world and that we weren't all so worried about our bodies falling apart, and we weren't so, you know, of course, sad about that. You know, causes so much turmoil that maybe if they gave us the ability to heal ourselves, then the world would be the. In fact, the peaceful place that they're yearning for so much. You'd think that would be a natural progression. Question.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Well, those poor suckers are out of network. All right. Some people. So what are you. Are you in Cobra? No. What's that? I'm on Sesqua.

[Eddie]

You want, if they heal everyone, that's just more people to kill them.

[Marcus Parks]

Ah, yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's just more people.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Honestly, it doesn't really. He just chooses randomly who he decided. He said this in this interview, that he chooses to randomly send psychic Bigfoot medical help when he remembers to.

[Marcus Parks]

Wow.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And that's it. He's got to be near Jack. Lapseritis. Well, the Sasquatch have a type of Hippocratic oath where they will only help people who believe in Sasquatch and who explicitly say it's okay for Sasquatch to heal them. Jack Koun's friend's wife, who did not believe in Sasquatch, was gravely ill. And even though Jack and his friend pleaded with Sasquatch to heal her, Sasquatch refused until she asked for help, which she did. Eventually. Then she was visited by glowing orbs overnight and woke up completely healed.

[Marcus Parks]

So why is Bigfoot such a bitch?

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's because there are people that are racist against Bigfoot. Jack, break it down.

[Jack Kowani (voice or quoted)]

It's about what's really out there, no matter what people look like. In fact, I say in my book that there's racial discrimination going on with the Sasquatch people and with the star people, the ETs, because they look different and everybody looks different. You know, and here we can't even deal with racial issues in this world, which is disgusting to me. Why we haven't outgrown that and learned to accept. I love mixing with all kinds of races and meeting or talking with them in the grocery store or something more than I do the regular man on.

[Henry Zabrowski]

The street was they.

[Eddie]

So is there another interviewing happening off camera?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes.

[Marcus Parks]

No. I don't like to speak with regular men. I prefer to speak with others from other races because others. I'm not racist at all.

[Henry Zabrowski]

But.

[Marcus Parks]

No, but, but you know how it is. There's regular men, you know me, and then there are others. And I. I prefer to mix with those others in the grocery store. I like advancing them and approaching them and saying, you're an other. May I speak with you about your otherness?

[Henry Zabrowski]

This is what I'm talking about. Yeah, now I get it.

[Marcus Parks]

Now I get it completely.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That's literally the entire vibe. It's all Elizabeth Warren with a headdress on. There we go.

[Eddie]

Rise from your grave.

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[Henry Zabrowski]

Sasquatch can also help with mundane things. In 2003, Jack was looking for a new house. But he couldn't find one he liked in the location he wanted. Jack searched for six weeks. Nothing was right. Then one day, Sasquatch appeared and asked why Jack hadn't asked Sasquatch for help. You're a broker. Jack said he didn't want to bother Sasquatch with something so pedestrian. Then I guess he reluctantly asked his squatch to find him a new house. And wouldn't you know it, two days later, Jack found the perfect place.

[Eddie]

Oh, my God. First is back, now a new place.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Easy. That's amazing. Yeah, man. Crazy. One stop shop.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. And is there any reason why Sasquatch is spending all this time on this man?

[Henry Zabrowski]

He's special. He's special. He's different. In 2010, Jack Kowani was driving. And he psychically was able to tell that the tie rods were about to break.

[Marcus Parks]

Sure.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Certainly not the sound of the engine.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Not everything you hear is a psychic thought. Guys, I just want to say that. Just remember, everything that you hear or see is not necessarily a psychic thought. It just occurs through instruments that go into your brain.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That makes us just a thought. There's just a thought.

[Marcus Parks]

Thoughts. Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

So he went to a mainstream mechanic.

[Eddie]

Oh, no.

[Henry Zabrowski]

But the mechanic insisted there was nothing wrong.

[Eddie]

Looks fine to me.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Jack went home, then went back to the mechanic the next day. This time, the mechanic was stunned. Your shit's all up. The tie rods were completely broken. It was an absolute miracle that Jack had been able to keep driving.

[Marcus Parks]

Wow.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It turns out Jack and Sasquatch were using telekinetic powers to keep the car operational until he could reach the mechanic.

[Eddie]

It seems like you must have been using telekinetic powers to keep this thing going till you got to me.

[Henry Zabrowski]

God damn it. You're the you're the smartest mechanic I've ever met. You must be one of those. Those fringe mechanics.

[Eddie]

All right, but I still take real money.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, wow.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Wow. Quite expensive.

[Marcus Parks]

I'm a. What you call a holistic mechanic.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I use natural energies to heal your car. Sasquatches and star peoples have access to memory stones which contain more information than a computer. Sasquatch can travel through dimensions at will, existing in several dimensions at the same time, which is why on the rare occasion when a hunter sees a Sasquatch and fires at them, the bullet passes through them and they remain unharmed, armed. The red glowing eyes often associated with Bigfoot sightings are proof that they are multi dimensional beings, as the red allows them to see through the electromagnetic fields of our dimension. This multi dimensionality, you're having a real.

[Marcus Parks]

Hard time with this part.

[Henry Zabrowski]

This multi dimensionality is also why Bigfoots have the ability to dematerialize at will, as well as make their own footprints disappear. This also explains possums in cats.

[Eddie]

Okay, good.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Sometimes when Kowani is talking to a friend who is a psychologist, an astral Bigfoot appears. And their psychic vibrations are so powerful that Koani loses the ability to speak. His psychologist commented that when this happens, they can tell that there's another being in the room with them. And then he. They charge him double. Bigfoots can astrally project anywhere at any time. Some people see a ghostly apparition of Bigfoot, and sometimes they're even caught in photos and videos. Sure. Bigfoots do tend to get attached to people with strong psychic potential because they have the ability. Ability to change the world.

[Marcus Parks]

Did. Do they enjoy the movie phenomenon?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. These guys are online. They were first online and nobody knew.

[Marcus Parks]

Spoiler alert. It's a brain tumor.

[Henry Zabrowski]

But at least he gets shaved by Kara Sedgwick. He does. That's all I think about.

[Marcus Parks]

And those chairs.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh, yeah, I remember that.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. Now, Michael was another movie from that time.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It was.

[Eddie]

It was like that back to back, right after Pulp Fiction.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah. He just destroyed his career. Yeah.

[Eddie]

A White Man's Burden.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. And Broken Arrow.

[Eddie]

Oh, I like Broken.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That was a good one.

[Eddie]

It's really bad, but I love it.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Christian Slater was also very good in that movie.

[Eddie]

Could we do the. Can we just talk about Broken Arrow?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Absolutely not. Absolutely not.

[Marcus Parks]

The 90s career of John Travolta is really fun. Like, I know a lot about it.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I've seen a lot of these movies. I get it. It can be overwhelming to understand all of Bigfoot's incredible Abilities.

[Eddie]

I feel like by the end of this episode, I'm going to be divorced.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes, that's the goal. That's the goal. But if this helps your puny brains understand, you can think of them as ascended masters. However, Jack presumes you already know who the ascended masters are. That is a they. We all know who they are.

[Eddie]

Who?

[Henry Zabrowski]

A Bigfoot that befriended Jack Kowali, told them that Bigfoots were the first humans to populate Earth many millions of years ago when dinosaurs reigned.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Star people seated Earth with a variety of humans. Bigfoots actually taught several species of ancient humans how to use fire. And they taught them the Bible equal contributions. They gave them a practical skill. And then we gave them fake make believe. Oh, yeah. Go back and forth. In fact, paleontologists have mislabeled the fame Astropolithicus, known as Lucy as the beginning of modern man. Modern man was seeded by star people and many primates involved in hominids. Separately, paleontologists have also mislabeled the giant ape ancestor Gigantopithecus as a hominid, cramming it into Darwin's theory of evolution, despite it being evidence of the Sasquatch race. Quit wasting my time. Charles Darwin. Suck my dick. I got a galap. A nut for you.

[Eddie]

Hell yeah. Get him, dude.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, man. Come against Charles Darwin. Come hard.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah. You eating all the dodos.

[Eddie]

Yeah, man. Hanging out with turtles all the time.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Leaving none for us.

[Eddie]

Yeah, man. Your penguins suck.

[Henry Zabrowski]

A Bigfoot named after TO now told now to see Sasquatch communicator Kathleen Jones and seeded humans and Sasquatch live alongside dinosaurs. Millions of years ago. And in the 1930s, dinosaur and human footprints were found in the Paluxy river in Texas. Some of the human footprints were 25 inches long. That makes them a Bigfoot.

[Marcus Parks]

So that means that humans and humans and dinosaurs didn't live together. That means the humans with Bigfoots lived together.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes, Bigfoots and their giant ancestors. Because we also know that they're also giant. Giant creatures that are the actually the ancestors of the Bigfoots.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

So there's bigger big feet.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes, bigger Bigfoots. They got smaller over time, just like cell phones. Humans are the result of star people hybrid breeding programs. However.

[Marcus Parks]

God damn it.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Major scientists are too busy worshiping Darwin's theory of evolution to see what is right in front of them. Many of the elder Sasquatches that Jack Kowani has spoken with have confirmed that the folklore of indigenous people is the reason real history of Earth. Right. In addition to modern humans that were bred in their current form 7,000 years ago. The star people bred all sorts of creatures. Dragons, centaurs, minotaurs, mermaids, giants. Any folklore or mythology about fantastical creatures is actually true. Lord of the Rings is a documentary.

[Eddie]

So why are we talking about Bigfoots?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Because that's the guys we got around now. Oh, so minotaurs are used to be. They. Oh, they're extinct, Eddie. Okay, please. There's footage of Mercury mermaids.

[Eddie]

I've seen it.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Where I put.

[Eddie]

So I showed some on the stream.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

But there's some footage yesterday on Instagram.

[Henry Zabrowski]

They do that all the time now though. Mermaids, they always make them way uglier. They. They label ugly things as mermaids all the time. Not the cool titted things we see.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Jane Goodall, who's still alive. Yes. Is a perfect example of a person who was aided by psychic Bigfoots because she is able to telepathically communicate with chimpanzees A. She is obviously pure of heart and very open minded. Though she was not completely fearless because she collaborated with mainstream science up until the point she got her eaten out by Bubbles.

[Eddie]

He's a romantic.

[Henry Zabrowski]

The Sasquatch.

[Eddie]

Got to warm up. You can't just get right into it.

[Marcus Parks]

No.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Eat her man. Kiss her a little bit.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

When you have that date with Jane.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Tonight, don't forget to eat a. Yeah, she loves it. You're right, Michael. I don't know why.

[Marcus Parks]

I don't know why I did that.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I guess cuz you're me.

[Marcus Parks]

To be you. So I have to. I have to act out Michael Jackson talking to Bubbles before he goes on a date with J. Don't forget that. Don't forget to find the little man in the canoe. Cuz that's what Jane Goodo likes.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That's a good lesson. I'll try not to bite her mound off.

[Marcus Parks]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Give him enough cigarettes to just eat the off.

[Henry Zabrowski]

You want to toss mango in there?

[Eddie]

Can you get a vagina transplant?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah. Sasquatches have told Jack Kowani the path humanity needs to take. All war and serial violence needs to stop. And can we also include assaults on waffles? All pollution of air, water and earth needs to stop. All bureaucratic greed and political corruption needs to stop.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And the population needs to drop substantially so nature can heal. I guess the Sasquatch is also endgame.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Also everybody needs to have a personal relationship with God and Jesus Christ. Anybody everywhere except for Jim and that goddamn Jiffy Lube. Dirty, morally bankrupt Damn for hell, Jiffy Lube. Now you may ask. It seems like all the Sasquatches are good. But are there any evil Sasquatches?

[Eddie]

Yes, you asked the question.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes, you're right, Henry. Good question, Henry. They usually are working in coordination with the government. Sometimes mainstream Sasquatches are recruited by corrupted star people. The good Sasquatches and star people can exile bad Squatches to live up their lives in isolation. And they can diminish the Squatch's psychic powers so they cannot do harm. Harm? Would it be more of a punishment to make them live amongst people? Like work at the dmv? Oh, come on. But enough about that. Let's dig into some Bigfoot encounters that Jack cow documented.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Mrs. Jones spent her summers in a cottage in northern Wisconsin. Her husband always dropped her off and went back home. 1977. Mrs. Jones was reading a book on her porch. When Bigfoot used telekinesis. To make her book fly out of her head hands and land 50ft away. As she walked back to pick it up, Bigfoot spoke telepathically. Apologizing for startling her. I'm sorry, was that a thought or did I hear that? When she got back to her book, she saw a large hairy face and chest Hiding behind tall bushes. As she looked at Bigfoot's face, He gave her a wide toothy smile. Hello. Jimmy. Went back to her. Her book. But Bigfoot kept talking to her telepathically.

[Marcus Parks]

Hey, is that book good? Had you.

[Henry Zabrowski]

What do you. What is the book about?

[Marcus Parks]

Is it about.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Is it about men?

[Marcus Parks]

Is it about men with big muscles and chests? I like men with big muscles and chests.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Over time, they became friends. And they talked over many summers. You see, Bigfoots are actually very curious about us. And they want to get to know us. But so many people are closed minded and filled with fear. That they don't accept the telepathic communications for what they are. A friend request. One summer evening, Mrs. Jones. Jones was smoking a cigarette. And she noticed two strange shadowy men in her yard. She ran into the house and locked the doors. As she shivered in fear, she heard a man scream. God, what is that? Let's get out of here. And the two men fled. Mrs. Jones unlocked the front door, opened it. Got the telltale waft of rotten eggs. Evidence of Bigfoot's physical presence. Bigfoot telepathically explained that the two men intended to cause her harm. So he scared them away by appearing in his full physical form. Me and Ms. Mrs. Jones. And in the summer of 1979. Mrs. Jones saw a classic saucer UFO. She reached out telepathically to Bigfoot and asked him about the ufo. Bigfoot told her, it's none of your business. The next summer, Bigfoot informed Mrs. Jones that he was leaving the area and they would not speak anymore.

[Eddie]

Listen, baby, you don't know me no more.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That was the last that got her. Mrs. Jones, ever so sad. I find that real sad. Just ambient like. Listen, this whole thing, it's over.

[Marcus Parks]

Mrs. Jones, I know you're looking for someone who's strong and never weak. It ain't me, babe. I gotta get going.

[Henry Zabrowski]

You gotta, gotta try something here. And the last experiencer we'll talk about today is White Song Eagle. This is what she made when she found out she was white. A now deceased white woman from Indiana who lived with a Bigfoot named Toluca Suki and his family for a year in the 1970s. White Song Eagle claims she's an adopted member of the Miami tribe of indigenous Native Americans and that she has had telepathic communications with Bigfoot since she was a child. I want you to just take a look at this picture of just how white this woman is. This woman is named Diane. I've been unable to find her. This woman. Oh, wow. She is dressed like Disney's Pocahontas.

[Eddie]

Oh my God.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah. She looks like she's at the mall.

[Marcus Parks]

She bought a Native American cop costume from Spirit Halloween store.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Very much so. And she's in front of a backdrop of a waterfall. Oh my God, I love her.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

And by the way. And it's not.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's.

[Marcus Parks]

And that's not an actual like waterfall in nature because she's standing on brick.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Very much so. Yep. It is fake. Yep. I love everything about it's fake.

[Eddie]

I love her now.

[Henry Zabrowski]

White Song God. You know, if anybody. If you could be Native American just by wanting to be one, she'd be one. One. Yeah. White Song found Toluki to be the most beautiful creation. A human soul in the body of a gorilla with three toes and fingers, brilliant blue eyes and long white hair everywhere to look. His wife was Talil, who has dimples, gorgeous lips around tummy and big breasts.

[Marcus Parks]

Is there any Sasquatch who does not have massive Raquel Welch breasts?

[Henry Zabrowski]

No, I can't. The idea of being. I think that they run flat back big tops out of town. Oh yeah. I think if you got it, the.

[Marcus Parks]

Ones that are evil, the. And they get those. That they. So they get bullied into being evil.

[Eddie]

I'm glad your breasts have hair on them because I don't want to be attracted to them.

[Henry Zabrowski]

No. They came for you. Thank Christ. See, I'm. I'm glad I'm not attracted to my own tits. White Song taught the Bigfoot family how to speak words out loud instead of just telepathically. And their favorite words were to say, we're God damn it, and you're not a Native American. White Song always lived without fear. She kept her third eye open, so Bigfoots were naturally drawn to her. Also, it collected flies. Tuki could sense that White Song would be a valuable addition to their mission and psychically allowed White Song to perceive Bigfoots in their physical form. White Song claims to have other Native American powers that allow her to stand between this world and other dimensions. So she could see Bigfoots and UFOs anyway. It's called being hammered on Canadian mist. She also claimed that Bigfoot and the aliens are extremely secretive, and it was her secret duty to keep their existence hidden from the rest of the world. Not counting her book, Tuki a Bigfoot account.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, it sounds like she talked about the existence of the Bigfoots quite a bit and in great detail.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Very much so.

[Marcus Parks]

Seems like it's an entire personality or entire identity.

[Eddie]

Is Native American powers is also racist?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Absolutely magical. Native Americans have. You know, these Native Americans, they can fit through a keyhole, they can wink and go up a chimney, and they can smell corn for 25 miles.

[Eddie]

And ever since, ever since I got sick, I TP all over my skin.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Now White Song's time with Tluki, they're very, very important. They're very special. Tluki's whole family grew to love White Song. She learned that Bigfoots can shape shift, teleport, turn invisible, and jump dimensions at will. Tluki is on earth performing a mission for the star people, as most Bigfoots are defenders of the planet and are doing their best to stop capitalism from destroying everything. And they are crushing it.

[Marcus Parks]

Wow, they're really, at this point, history, man. Capitalism has never been on more of a back foot.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It is on the Wayne. Bigfoots are very cautious about getting to know new humans, which is why they try to scare them away first. In fact, Tuki tried to scare White Song away many times, threatening to kill her often before she decided if she was worthy enough. Until decided she was worthy.

[Marcus Parks]

I'm going kill you.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I don't believe you.

[Marcus Parks]

I'm going to kill you.

[Henry Zabrowski]

You be you being fun. I'm going to kill you. You being. I'm Going to kill you. You're fun. You're fun.

[Marcus Parks]

You have.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah, you funny my pussy. He also have claimed apparently Toluki said he claimed to have her 23 me results and he was super happy to release it on her. Chaluki is weary of trusting humans because they become dangerous at night when they drink alcohol. Sure. Now as we wrap up, I just want to talk a little bit about how the fact that this is not going away still out there. Jack Kowani's speech she made made a speech about Bigfoot in 2017. It's on YouTube. If you watch it, you can see how broken this man mind is as he shifts topic mig sentence throughout 90 minutes. The biggest takeaway is Jack is convinced that there are gangs of murderous hunters out there tracking Bigfoot, hoping to kill them. He also claims to have spoken telepathically with Bigfoot over 1000 times. Check believes Atlantis is real because some deep sea divers found square formations on the seafloor. And quote, squares don't exist in nature because everything in nature is round.

[Eddie]

I thought you were going to say cool as hell. No, no squares.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Jack says his asker's friend sent him a psychic. Don't dog. The dog named Commandee reads Jack's mind. It talks to him saying such as stuff. Saying stuff as I want water, Daddy.

[Marcus Parks]

The dog calls him daddy.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yep. Jack says he's telepathically communicated with a hawk, a raven, a bear, a wolf, even a snake.

[Marcus Parks]

Wow.

[Eddie]

He's like Son of Sam but racist.

[Henry Zabrowski]

No way. Oh yeah. Jack claims that there are seven types of aliens he's encountered. You know, and he doesn't know. He. He kind of gets all stuff. But I. I just want to come back around a little. Final message here.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Henry Zabrowski]

This is all still going on. It's going strong. The last psychic Bigfoot conference I saw run by Sunboat True brother. The last one I saw was 2023. And I went looking for Sunboat True brothers real name. I could not fucking find it. If you find it, please email me side stories lpotlmail.com I want to find out what his regular person job was.

[Marcus Parks]

I'm gonna guess his name is Jacques.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Leclair, Something like that.

[Eddie]

I think in Canada they actually let you just. They pay you to be a Bigfoot psychic.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah. They're like you just stay over there.

[Eddie]

You say you go into Squatch.

[Marcus Parks]

That's part of their budget overall.

[Henry Zabrowski]

In many ways I think we all have something in common with these broken people and white collar criminals. Who wouldn't want Bigfoots in their main group of friends.

[Marcus Parks]

Sure.

[Eddie]

Oh yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

There have been many, many low points in my life where I wish I could have prayed to Camus for help. Where I needed the Grand Elders to sort my shit out and I got nothing. Why did the ascended Masters choose these fake Native Americans?

[Eddie]

Good question.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Well, maybe the rest of us weren't on the right cocktail of over the counter meds and personal tragedies to be on the Sasquatch vibration.

[Marcus Parks]

Not enough colonial silver in our diets.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Maybe the rat race has left us hurried and stuck on the wheel. There's TV on the gas stations, plastic in our ovaries and swing music is not going to come back again. We've lost touch with nature and we maybe can't be in the wise man's world anymore. Anymore. Or maybe these transracial psychics are right and we just need to relax and just start seeing Bigfoot everywhere. Make Bigfoot your roommate that no one else could see. And never back down no matter what they take from you.

[Marcus Parks]

I like it. Them, they take away your job, your kids, your kids. Cuz you're definitely taking away your kids.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh, first thing up.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

You'll keep your job way longer than your family.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I mean you can't have kids and talk to Bigfoot. Bigfoot will eat your kids.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Exactly. Bigfoot can't teach. They're not ready for the truths of Bigfoots. And this is some pretty perky teded Bigfoot women that I'm looking at right now. And that's one big slopper. I don't know. Perky's the word.

[Marcus Parks]

Well, that perky. There's two different images that we're looking at right now. There's perky on the left. The ones on the right are. Those are hangers.

[Eddie]

She must be. Yeah, those are knee cleaners.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, but.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And one thing I wanted to tell you is that now all of these guys. White Song eagle. Not now. She's dead now. But Jack Lapseritis and Sunbo true brother have created this sort of like psychic Bigfoot media company called Ironwood Log Project. Yeah, dude, get it where it's all together under. They have just decided because I think.

[Eddie]

We also around and she'd be filled with that iron log.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Everybody in a circle. It looked like for a while what was happening was that they were. They were like competing and then they realized why are we all fighting each other? We're all on the same team. Let's put all of the psychic Bigfoot grifters in one event.

[Eddie]

It's like the Montauk Project.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes.

[Marcus Parks]

Wow. Ironwood Log Project. Well, check it out, ladies and gentlemen. It's out there. Psychic Bigfoot. He's there if you want it. But also if you don't want it, you don't want it. But if you want it, then you're not going to get it. So what was the point?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Don't want it enough.

[Eddie]

Yeah, if you think hard enough, you could be dumb enough to think you're talking.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Or just start talking to Bigfoot. Yeah, just start talking to Bigfoot. You don't know what shows up.

[Marcus Parks]

Patreon.com/Last podcast on the left. If you want to see those Bigfoot.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Breasts, we're gonna put those up. We should do that so people could jerk off.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. Don't Google it yourself. Wait for us to show it to you. And of course, if you want to watch us live, do the stream. Last stream on the left every Single Tuesday at 6:00pm PST, 9:00pm EST, and all the rest of the stuff we got going on on YouTube.

[Henry Zabrowski]

So it's been a long time since I've done so much mind meltingly dumb research.

[Marcus Parks]

Thank you for diving into this.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah, Rob is also a big psychic Bigfoot guy and he was sending me stuff and I can't not shout out Joel McKean and Grant Gordon, who helped me with the script this week. I desperately needed their help with these crazy people.

[Eddie]

That's great. And it almost like there was a couple full sentences in this thing.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes, there was almost several full thoughts.

[Marcus Parks]

And of course, come out and see us on tour. We're coming to all sorts of places over the next few months.

[Eddie]

That's right. Go to LastPodcast on the left.com and you can come see last podcast on the left or side stories in all these great cities. St. Paul, Kansas City, Milwaukee, Oakland, California. Redway, California. Cleveland, Ohio. Columbus, Ohio. And Portland, Oregon. Oregon.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oregon. Thank you.

[Eddie]

I'm very sorry. I didn't realize the proper pronunciation until I listened to you. Oregon.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Also remember, it's never Sasquatch.

[Eddie]

All right, congratulations. Everyone is now dumber.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Hail Satan again.

[Eddie]

Hail, I guess Bigfoot.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah, Bigfoot is in no way affected by this.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bigfoot's not listening to anything.

[Eddie]

Still safe and fake.

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