Side Stories: The Bone Collector

Summary

Last Podcast On The Left: Side Stories – "The Bone Collector"

Date: January 14, 2026
Hosts: Henry Zebrowski and Eddie Pepitone

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Episode Overview

This Side Stories episode of "Last Podcast On The Left," titled "The Bone Collector," sees Henry and Eddie plunge deep into the bizarre, macabre, and at times darkly hilarious side of recent news and oddities. Their main focus: a Pennsylvania man's grave-robbing escapades and the wider moral and legal debates about what we do with the dead. Along the way, the hosts touch on infamous figures passing away, government overreach, horrific child abuse cases, and—true to form—a slew of wild digressions, from alien amusement parks to dog sex dolls. The tone is punchy, irreverent, and unfiltered, with moments of genuine outrage and existential humor.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Health Hysteria & Ham Causes Cancer

Timestamps: 03:47–06:30

• The episode opens with banter about "new smells" on the internet, specifically the infection-related "BBL smell" associated with Brazilian butt lifts, blending gross-out humor and mock concern.
• The conversation pivots when Eddie laments, "People are starting to say that ham causes cancer" (03:52).
• Both ridicule the panic, describing ham's well-known faults: nitrates, fat, “pork that could sit on the counter,” but claim mortality isn’t a deterrent to enjoying life.
• Notable Quote:
  • Eddie: "Cancer's got a bad rap too. I say eat the ham, invite in the cancer, enjoy your life." (04:42)
• They joke about requiring an age restriction to buy ham, likening it to tobacco (05:57).

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2. RIP to “Difficult Men” – Scott Adams & Erich von Däniken

Timestamps: 07:36–13:38

• The passing of Scott Adams (Dilbert creator, described as “a racist and a piece of shit”) and Erich Von Däniken (author, "Chariots of the Gods") sparks a discussion on “difficult” cultural figures.
• Henry recounts how von Däniken gave "permission to be difficult" and shaped alternative history/alien mythos, noting the roots of Ancient Aliens-style thinking.
• Eddie shares incredulity at the “expertise” of such figures and their lasting influence.
• Notable Quotes:
  • Henry: "Both of these 'experts' took mythological writings very literally." (09:57)
  • Eddie: "So close. I feel like an alien amusement park should be awesome, dude." (13:08)
• Discussion meanders to the lack of real-life “carnival” energy in UFO conventions and nostalgia for quirky restaurants.

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3. Main Story: The Pennsylvania Bone Collector

Timestamps: 16:20–28:35

• Hundreds of listeners sent in the story of Jonathan Gerlach, the "Lancaster Bone Collector," arrested for grave-robbing, with a home full of bones (over 150,000 pieces).
• Eddie and Henry alternate between finding humor in the absurdity and grappling with the seriousness.
• Notable Quotes:
  • Henry: “He had two mummified small children in his bag. Three skulls and other bones.” (18:13)
  • Eddie: "I think that stealing a child's bones and body is fucked up just because the parents have to deal with it all over again." (20:54)
• Both question the harsh charges and million-dollar bail when compared to graver crimes.
• They tease legal gray areas: Does anyone truly "own" old bones? Eddie proposes a cartoonish rule: “If a bone is in the ground for 96 years, free game.” (25:38) – likening it to intellectual property.
• Henry: “My main issue is going after the baby's graves... removing old, old bones not attached to any living family, that feels different.” (21:15)
• Moral, legal, and emotional lines are debated throughout this segment.

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4. True Crime Comparisons: Andrea Yates & Paul Allen Perez

Timestamps: 27:11–35:05

• Henry brings up Andrea Yates, who killed her children in a well-publicized case, to illustrate the inconsistency in bail amounts and moral outrage: “She was only on like $750,000 bail. This guy that stole all these body parts… it's not like he's rich.” (28:23)
• Eddie recounts the newly uncovered case of Paul Allen Perez, convicted for killing five of his infants over a decade. The discovery: a bow-fisherman finds a long-missing child’s body in a cooler (32:05).
• Discussion covers child endangerment laws, victim-blaming, systemic failures, and misogyny in prosecution.
• Notable Quote:
  • Eddie: “Lock up this Yates. That's all I'm trying to say.” (34:53)

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5. Government Overreach & Sonic Weapons: Venezuela Extraction

Timestamps: 36:05–42:47

• Henry reports on the U.S. government's recent extraction of Venezuela’s president Nicolas Maduro. He describes how American special forces used EMPs and experimental “sonic weapons” to incapacitate an elite guard instantly.
• Ominous warning to listeners: U.S. military technological superiority is overwhelming, and civilian “resistance” fantasies are naive.
• Notable Quotes:
  • Henry: “I just want to remind... that's the stuff they're allowing us to even see.” (42:09)
  • Eddie (on activists): “You can't even beat the cops, much less the fucking military.” (42:47)
• The segment critiques imperial overreach, with Eddie griping about the lack of aliens in "Andor" (37:16) as comic relief.

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6. Rabbit Holes: Epstein, CSAM & Disinformation

Timestamps: 45:40–55:05

• Update segment on Jeffrey Epstein and disturbing child abuse allegations.
• Henry shares a convoluted, questionable tale from an Iraq War vet accusing high-level figures (Trump, Epstein) of snuff films—but Henry expresses skepticism, noting accusations veer into MKUltra/“schizoid fantasy” territory.
• Notable Quotes:
  • Henry: “My brain understands now... it has to be a network. The only individual pedophile is the family member or... the local, like weird screwy character.” (49:13)
  • Eddie: "CSAM means child sexual abuse material." (49:37)
• They critically address the nature of child abuse networks, the limits of “official” information releases, and the role of deliberate disinformation muddying public understanding.

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7. Existential Ennui... With Dog Sex Dolls

Timestamps: 56:26–61:47

• The hosts close with a story about “dog sex dolls”—literal canine sex toys marketed to reduce humping.
• Both are appalled, reading from the product site and riffing on its absurdity and disturbing implications.
• Notable Quotes:
  • Henry: “If you get a dog sex toy, I'm calling the fucking police.” (59:51)
  • Eddie: "Anyone who really needs dogs to have their genitals intact... should be investigated." (61:06)
• This playful horror at modernity masks a running theme: humanity’s casual crossing of moral boundaries, for profit or perversion.

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8. Odds & Ends, Listener Mail, and Upcoming Gigs

Timestamps: 62:16–71:11

• A brief aside to the recent local murder of a dentist and his wife, with a personal touch: Henry and Eddie reminiscing about the German sausage house in Columbus, Ohio, near the crime scene.
• Notable Quote:
  • Henry: “That's our town. Don't fuck with our German town like that – Schmidt Sausage House.” (65:16)
• Listener mail and plugs for upcoming live dates in Philly, Urbana, Lexington, Rochester, London (ON), and San Francisco. Eddie mentions his wife Julie is crushing live comedy (70:39).
• The mood lightens just a touch in the closing moments.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Cancer's got a bad rap too. I say eat the ham, invite in the cancer, enjoy your life.” (Eddie, 04:42)
• “If a bone is in the ground for 96 years, free game.” (Eddie, 25:38)
• “You can't even beat the cops, much less the fucking military.” (Eddie, 42:47)
• “If you get a dog sex toy, I'm calling the fucking police.” (Henry, 59:51)
• “My main issue is going after the baby's graves... removing old, old bones not attached to any living family, that feels different.” (Henry, 21:15)

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Important Segment Timestamps

• New "BBL smell," Ham/Cancer banter: 01:24–06:30
• Obituaries for Adams & Von Däniken, alternative history: 07:36–13:38
• Bone Collector case, grave robbing legal/moral debates: 16:20–28:35
• Comparisons: Andrea Yates & Paul Allen Perez: 27:11–35:05
• US military/sonic weapons in Venezuela: 36:05–42:47
• Epstein/CSAM/Disinformation discussion: 45:40–55:05
• Dog sex dolls segment: 56:26–61:47
• Ohio murder, sausage house nostalgia, closing plugs: 62:16–71:11

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Tone & Language

Henry and Eddie’s signature blend of gallows humor, banter, and offbeat philosophical musing runs through the episode. They toggle between open disgust, bemused fascination, and moral ambiguity, at times punctuating dark observations with absurdist jokes, at others, getting sharply serious about the horrors that cross their desk.

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Final Summary

"Side Stories: The Bone Collector" is a full-tilt, darkly comic romp through the week’s grimmest headlines and strangest news, driven by Henry and Eddie’s thoughtful irreverence. Their discussions invite us to ponder our relationship with death, the arbitrariness of law, our ever-expanding toolkits for both harm and absurdity, and what it means to try to find justice—or even humor—in a bleak, confounding world. If you missed the episode, this summary should give you the flavor, content, and key moments—without the... advertisements or the dog sex toys (hopefully) in your Amazon cart.

Transcript

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[Eddie Pepitone]

M, S. There's no place to escape to. This is the last on the left side stories.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes, Ed? What? New smell?

[Eddie Pepitone]

New smell.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's on the Internet. I've been reading about it. New smell alert. It's gross.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Hold on. There's a new smell on the Internet?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I learned about it on the Internet, but the smell takes place in real life.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Is where AI goes to Pu.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Thank you. I wish you could make me smell. Have you heard of the BBL smell?

[Eddie Pepitone]

The Brazilian butt lift smell?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Have you heard this thing that's happening to women who get improperly sourced bbls?

[Eddie Pepitone]

They're getting infections and the infection smells.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They get this thing called.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Is it gangrene?

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's a BBL smell, right? They call it. That's the cute name for it. And yes, you. You're right, Eddie. It is the fat being injected from other parts of your body into your butt. And it's dying off. Yes, that means it can leak. It can leak out and die off. And apparently it's so common during BBL procedures that that's a part of the weight before you leave is that you have to go wash it all out.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Wait till it stinks until all the.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Liquid fat drips out of it. But then you also big issue with some of these big, big dumpered beautiful ladies.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Can't wipe, dude. Small arms.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Where's the fucking Burbank butt sniffer when you need him?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Dude, he's good.

[Eddie Pepitone]

This is perfect. Sign this motherfucker up and Then if.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He goes, and let's say we have.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Working at the plastic surgery place, weaponized.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Is what you're smelling for if you have a bbl. Right? Like, let's just say you want the Burbank butt sniffer to see exactly what's going on. You don't want to offend your family members.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Well trained man in his field.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We put him down there. All he needs is. And I would put some kind of fashion to this one. Green flag. One red flag. But this is different.

[Eddie Pepitone]

No, yellow flag. No, I like it. I was like, I don't know, maybe we need to wait long if there's any smell.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Green flag.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah. Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You see? Green flag. Green as in smell as in gross G as engross.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, I thought green. Green as you can leave. You can go. No, I'm saying you got to stay. No, I'm saying other way.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Green as girls confuse everybody. No, but it's fun. It's a new thing to do. It's a new way to go. Red means ready to have sex with. Ready to. Ready for someone else to smell butt. Ready for strange man who does not have olfactory sensitivity to smell butt.

[Eddie Pepitone]

You ready? Yeah, we ready.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Exactly.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Right. I think that that's. Again, where is that guy at? Because he's not in jail.

[Eddie Pepitone]

The BBL smell.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, BB smell. Cute.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Thank you. It's uncute thing. You know what I learned on the Internet this week?

[Henry Zebrowski]

What?

[Eddie Pepitone]

And I think that this is a fucked up. Everyone sent this to me. Y' all go screw. People are starting to say that ham causes cancer.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No way.

[Eddie Pepitone]

All right? It's so. You know what? I.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That salt, all that brine.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I know, I know. And you know what? Ham has the cure because you got to cure it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Welcome to side Story. My name is Henry Zabrowski and I'm sitting here with the cancer riddled Ed Larson.

[Eddie Pepitone]

You motherfuckers coming to me acting like I care if I get cancer doesn't give a shit. You think I know. You think I eat ham because I'm like, you know what? No carb day.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Obviously ham is bad for you.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Bad. What are we even talking about?

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's pork that could sit on the counter.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It's the fattiest part of the pig.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And it's filled with nitrates in order to make it pink.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It's not supposed to look like that. No, we eat it anyway. Of course it causes cancer. Cancer is ham's friend. Don't fucking be an asshole about cancer. Cancer's got a bad rap too. I say Eat the ham, invite in the cancer. Enjoy your life.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Hey, man. The gut. Scott Adams. Cancer can't be wrong all the time.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Amen.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, like you can't always. You never know. And see, Eddie, you just guess that's what you're saying. Cancer is also life. So in many ways, yeah. When you say no to cancer, you're an asshole. You're saying no to the unfettered power that the God that God thanks God put into our DNA. As little time bombs that are ready to explode kill us slowly or very quickly, depending on where it explodes.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, they put it in the same group as tobacco, asbestos and arsenic.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Can I get it?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Asbestos.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Let's get that at the weed store then, dude. Tell me when it sells. Sold at the weed store, dog. I'll roll up a big old slice of ham and smoke that.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, my God. If I start buying ham at the tobacco store or like, you need a license. It's a real. It's smoked. I actually, you know what, though?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I would put pretty good money towards any form of legislature that says you have to be 18 plus to buy ham.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, I would love that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Think about that.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I think that would be really cool.

[Henry Zebrowski]

How fun would that be? Make an adult pleasure.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Out of it.

[Eddie Pepitone]

You put a surgeon general warning on ham, sales go up.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Tipper Gore effect.

[Eddie Pepitone]

You start telling me that this ham, this certain type of ham will definitely cause cancer.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Guess what? Can I sell it out? Dude, Maybe I want it.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I don't know.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We want cancer. We want. Gonna stop. Yeah, that's exactly.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I gotta see how strong I really am.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's great. Not only do we get to test our. Our, our courage, we also get a new one. Man show out of it. If we live.

[Eddie Pepitone]

That's right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All right. That's only if you live.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Only if you live. Only if you live. But, you know, I mean, honestly, you're telling me ham causes cancer? You know what it would have gotten me by now? I'm still here. I'm still looking at you, you pieces of you big ham. Cancer. Trying to tell me I can't eat ham.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't know, though. I have noticed that Champ has been paying special attention to you. And I don't know whether or not that means because, you know, some dogs can smell tumors.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, well, you know what it was? I had a cut on my leg and he started like, smelling where the cut was the whole time. I'm like, you weren't trying to suck my blood.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's bad to do. You can get an infection.

[Eddie Pepitone]

What do you mean the dog licks my blood? Well, I have pants on, so luckily it could. He couldn't get right at it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You bleeding?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Not that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What do you mean?

[Eddie Pepitone]

I do. What? You put pants on. I put pants on every day whether I'm bleeding or not. What are you talking about?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Good. Just like my wife. Now, this is a. It's a period thing.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It really is.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She still got him.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Now, guys, there's a lot going on in the news. First of all, I want to say a profound. We. We. What a profound loss we have this week. We lost two heroes to the most difficult people in your lives. Scott Adams and Eric Von Daniken.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, really? No love for Bob? Weird. You don't care about the Grateful Dead?

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know what it is about Bob Weir. I was being sarcastic about these men.

[Eddie Pepitone]

No, I don't know who they are.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I was separating them.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I don't know who that. They don't. They don't mean nothing to me.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, Scott Adams, who created Dilbert, who's a racist and a piece of Gilbert finally died. Yeah. Now he's a corpse.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Okay, great.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But then the other one was Eric.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Hopefully wrap him in newspaper.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, like he's fishing chips. He's not. He's not from the uk. He's all from the uk. But see, Eric Van Deniken is a man. That is. He. I do find him. He's special to me only because of. He allowed me the permission to be difficult.

[Eddie Pepitone]

He's an alien guy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. He wrote a book. He's very famous for the book Chariot of the Gods, which is about the idea that the mind. Her. No, that's just what he drove.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

About the concept of. Published in 1968. The idea that Mayans and the Aztecs were given tools by aliens in order to build their many wonderful things. Oh, come on. That would also be repeated by people like, you know, kind of like along the same lines. I want to say Zachariah Sitchin's the ninth planet. Was it the tenth? The twelfth planet.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Is this the guy who has the meme with the crazy hair?

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's Giorgio Sucalas. He's never written goddamn anything, okay? He's just fucking somehow just the Travis.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Irvine of the alien community sucked money off the top.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He has had great friends for a long time. Zacharia Sitchin wrote the Twelfth Planet in 1976. So this is actually after Chariot of the gods, and the 12th planet was all about Nibiru and the idea that there was this phantom planet that would travel through our solar system. Basically after Earth separated into the moon and Mars after a big collision with another planet, that planet then would. Had people on it. A whole long convoluted thing. Basically. Both of these quote unquote experts took mythological writings very literally.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And they wrote about them very literally. And this is why we're at Ancient Aliens, why it has a television show that's run for 15 seasons.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Do you think that the aliens built the pyramids?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think people built the pyramids, yes.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Do you think that aliens were in charge of the people?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think if aliens were ever involved with people. I do mean this, this is my actual opinion. If aliens were ever involved with people, it was before we were building anything.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It was like Neanderthals and a long.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Long, like before it all.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Now, is this where the cave drawings of like UFOs come from and all that stuff?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, there's certain things where you have the idea of the. Yes. They use drawings and hieroglyphs as a way to essentially create the idea that gods were aliens. So I don't, I don't remember Chariot of the Gods as much. But in the 12th planet, what he did was essentially, he saw these old giant things from Su. Like essentially viewed, they look sort of like airplanes. And so they, he conjectured this idea that the people at the time were depicting their gods flying in these sort of like. Which is kind of funny that he. Then they used the stereotypical version of a 1920s, 1930s plane to do that instead of like some unnamable wormhole machine. Right. Like something. So he, it seems like, you know, like, why would the ancient gods of Suare, who developed all of humankind, arrive here in 1960s rockets?

[Eddie Pepitone]

It's a good point.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know, why would they come in that they wouldn't arrive like it? We don't know, but that obviously that's. But again, Eric Von Daniken, thanks for all the horrible things that you allowed us to believe and say for a very long time. People like him. He's obviously a very large looming figure in the world of Woo Woo Alien, I guess you'd say, alternative history.

[Eddie Pepitone]

How do you think Contact of the Desert feels about him?

[Henry Zebrowski]

They are very pro. Him.

[Eddie Pepitone]

They're prohib.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh yes, very much so. Well, they like him because he's of the old school. He has, he's sort of wrapped in this kind of a. An official kind of professor, like, like he's viewed as, as an expert. He's always viewed as someone. He, he does he. In his mind. Everything's backed up by historical records.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Okay. Oh, all right. Well, he's dead 90 minutes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

A long time, buddy.

[Eddie Pepitone]

These live forever, you know.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But he wasn't even. I don't even know. I. You know, he said. He said some very racist things. Yes, he did some very racist things. He. Danny Kenny was born in Switzerland, 1935. He was a Catholic boy, of course. Absolutely. He got really deep into his alleged playboy style lifestyle after he got into the alien stuff. Another example of a guy that is just a boring ass dude got. He got into aliens and got his some stank on his dang low, man.

[Eddie Pepitone]

What's Jung Frau Park Mystery park. Oh this. He built the. The amusement park that failed.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes, he did.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I heard about this.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. This was. It was his interpretations of archeological sites around the world and this idea that it was all created by extraterrestrial life, man.

[Eddie Pepitone]

So close. I feel like an alien amusement park should be awesome, dude.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Of course.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It should be incredible. First of all, Gravitron's a great ride. Expand. Start there and build out.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Just fucking gab people dress as aliens and give me drugs.

[Eddie Pepitone]

You know. That's what I will say. I know they listen. So that is my one gripe of contact in a desert. There's not as much stupid cheesy shit.

[Henry Zebrowski]

As I like we're going to do.

[Eddie Pepitone]

That's what we're pushing like a pop a balloon and win a giant alien doll. We're.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We're pushing.

[Eddie Pepitone]

You know, I, you know, I'm sad that I like the carnival aspect of things, but.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What's Mars 2112? Did you guys ever go there in Times Square? Yeah, I remember this piece of.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Hell yeah, man.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But it was so cool. It was alien themed restaurant. Yeah. I never went because I think it was because at the time I was broke as. Yeah, I think I dragged my parents there and they were not fans. Did they. Did you go to Jekyll and Hydes as well? I think so.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I went to Jekyll and Hydes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We were bad. We were a Jekyll and Hyde's family. Very much so. All right. So I'm sorry for all of the. All of the uncles out there that you've lost two of your. Your own personal Mount Rushmores of the difficult men for yourselves. And I hope that your uncles can find somebody else new difficult to attach themselves to somebody young like Nick Fuentes or like somebody like what's a new good truly difficult person that somebody can follow.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Who's that sucker who's going to all the rallies and saying a bunch of trying to get the protesters to beat them up.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, that little Nazi guy?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, it would be fun for them.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It'd be great for them.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Great. All right, so let's get into some stories.

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[Eddie Pepitone]

Fattest, I think is the.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, thickest.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I'd say thickest.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Now, people sent, hundreds of people sent us the story. Obviously, it's very much our dinner wheelhouse, but we might have some alternative kind of opinions here about this. So Jonathan Gerlach, 35 years old from Yaden, Pennsylvania. He was a Lancaster, Lancaster county man. Those of you know Lancaster, you know, the Amish never waste anything.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yep.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And that's what this guy did, too. Just like the Native Americans. The Amish, they took that from the Native Americans and the Amish. He must have been inspired or something.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Because he looks Amish.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He does. He does. Any real kind of.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Actually. If you take the tattoos and the nose ring out and you put a beard on him.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If you put a beard. If you put it on just a. The chin strap, beard on him.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I was being an asshole, but now I kind of see it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, he could. Absolutely. He has the blood w. He has the last name Gach.

[Eddie Pepitone]

And he's good at plowing and digging and stuff like that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Obviously he was arrested where he looks like he is broken into at least 26 mausoleums and vaults and looks like he is being hit with the absolute book on 26 counts of burglary for breaking into cemeteries and digging up graves. He had something like 150,000 pieces of bones in his home.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Is it a hundred people or something like that? How do you rob 26 graves and get a hundred people?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, it sounds like he went to 26 mausoleums.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, so I see what you're saying. There's lots of bodies in the mausoleum.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. And so he went. We know that he was. They knew that there was a series of break ins at local cemeteries, so they set up a sting. They saw him drive in with his Toyota RAV4, which I found.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Great commercial for RAV4.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Interesting choice for the grave robber.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It sees five, but actually a lot more.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And if you got. If everybody's bones. Yeah, everybody's bones. You can get like a hundred people in there also. Rav4. I don't like it. Spongy handling.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, I never driven one.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We had one.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, you had a RAV4?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, it's very bad for grave robbing.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, it seems like a. It seems like a crv.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Don't ever rob a grave with a hybrid.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because it doesn't count then.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Doesn't count.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And so they need a wagon. They.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, they need a horse and like a lantern.

[Henry Zebrowski]

A hearse. Yeah, you need a hearse or an old decommissioned ambulance or something.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Or you go, right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

God, that would be awesome if it was a Hugo. So they saw him coming out of the cemetery and it looked like he had a bag. It's like they. He took about 30 sets of human remains. He showed them where the graves were that he had broken into. He had a burlap bag. He had two mummified small children in his bag. Three skulls and other bones. So he's going to. They put him under. He's under at a million dollars bail.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Which I think is ludicrous, to be frank. We'll get to why. Yeah, but they are. I'm talking crazy counts. 26 counts of burglary, 100 counts of abuse of a corpse, 100 counts of theft by unlawful taking, receiving stolen property, intentional desecration of a public monument. Intentional desecration of venerated objects. It's like. And also like about with historic lots. I feel like that's the big issue here in a way. It's like, I know that obviously they're all of the people that are attached to the graves. Like the family members of the people whose graves were robbed are obviously very, very upset. But mostly it seems the crimes stem around breaking into these old school cemeteries and shit up.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, no one even knew he was doing it for a long time.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think they said the way they caught him, they. When they caught him, he kind of came out with the bag with the two mummified babies in it. And how they corroborated it was him was that they found an empty or half empty monster can. Oh. Which I want to say is the energy drink for grave robbers.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It has to be.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, it has to be. Now the way we feel here is obviously I have many horrific things in my home. Marcus owns human bones. He got them through legal matters. Like you can get them legally. There's ways to get them.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I have my own teeth. Not I've got two teeth removed and.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I kept them different. That's awesome.

[Eddie Pepitone]

They're mine.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But in my head is that I think the main issue here is going after the baby's graves. Right. That is the thing that makes people really obviously very upset.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I think that yeah, I don't care about people stealing bones. I don't care about my own body after I die. Personally, I've already donated my brain for sake. But the. I think that stealing a child's bones and body is fucked up just because the parents have to deal with it all over again.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But if it was.

[Eddie Pepitone]

If you steal someone's granddad. I'm sorry, I don't care.

[Henry Zebrowski]

There's a little part of me that if you were going after these old graves. I think the worst part is desecrating. To me, in my own personal. Is my opinion, my own personal morality is that I'm more upset about the destruction of the place versus I am the removing of old, old bones that are not attached to any living family anymore.

[Eddie Pepitone]

So you think him cracking open the mausoleum with a crowbar is the crime?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I for me, depending on when it comes to the bait, when it comes to kids that are people that are still attached, that are still alive. That to me is obviously horrible too. But I think that if you're going after some old ass, like let's say he. Instead of him doing this in some fancy ass middle of the city cemetery, if he had Done that someplace else. Like, if he had went. And like, I mean, God knows, like, I'm not even. I'm not even trying to defend him. I'm just saying they're dead. Nobody's any clue that you're dead. I know that everybody's upset about what people do with their dead bodies after they're dead, but you're dead.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah. People get like, you know, like, you always hear, like, pissing on someone's grave and stuff like that. To me, it's like, you know, unless it's like, if pissing on a mausoleum, that's a. I got a problem with that because that's all concrete. That sometimes inside, but on a grave, I love peeing outside.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But also it's. Again, it's this idea of. It feels very religious coded.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

To be this upset. Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Because they think there's an afterlife.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Eddie Pepitone]

When you're really just. When we die, it's just nothing and we become worms and like, we're trash.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Eddie Pepitone]

He was basically stealing trash from.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Nobody from the fancy garbage dump does this.

[Eddie Pepitone]

So if he was stealing people's bones, does that mean that your bones are owned by your family after you die?

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's how. Fucking side stories. LPOTL gmail.com style question.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Stealing from. If your person's dead and they paid for the grave.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If nobody's alive. If nobody's alive, it's connected to the grave. If no one's alive, press charges. But I feel like you would have to probably, if you were to try to be a legit human being in this horrific, this. This grisly industry, you should probably be. Be working at the highest level of, you know, paperwork, red tape if you really wanted to be the guy. Because I do find it interesting that his Instagram page. Dead shit Daddy.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Which is crazy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's just up. He.

[Eddie Pepitone]

How is Instagram not taking this down if this is such a big deal?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, he made art pieces out of old bones. Some of it is actually quite beautiful.

[Eddie Pepitone]

He's got a lot of animal shit, too.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Some of it's very frightening. The police officers, to be honest. I do know that it was bad. The police officers went down there. And the way the police chief talked about it, because everybody who sent me this story was like, it's the next Ed Gein.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Ed Gein's back, but he didn't kill anybody.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And I was like, do you guys not remember that? Ed Gein was a full on, like, wore the bodysuit. Yeah. I know of an old woman. He masturbated through Cut out, out. Hollowed out vaginas from corpses. He made like. It is worse. And he killed two people.

[Eddie Pepitone]

And he killed two people. That's kind of the big one. And also, I don't know why, but Ed Gein did shit with skin. He made a lampshade out of skin. He made a belt out of nipples.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know, the Nazis.

[Eddie Pepitone]

This guy's just playing with bones.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But the problem was is that the cops went down and he had two rotting corpses hanging up. I guess that he was drying them out. Yeah, I know what he was doing with them. And the problem, though, is that. Yes, yes, again, you're talking to the most maybe broken person that ever has lived when it comes to the subject. But I don't know. The cops went down there and they're all like, that's the worst thing I've ever seen. Like, real life horror. The police chief comes out and he was just like, my men didn't need to see something like that. And I was like, honestly, I think that I've seen worse on Instagram.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Okay, I got it now. I think I figured way worse on Instagram. Now we're talking about this, and we're like, I'm really thinking through this, trying to figure out, like. Like how I feel about this crime. Are you ready for this? Copyright laws. Betty Boop Allowed to use now 96 years old. If a bone is in the ground for 96 years, free game.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You heard Ed Larson, lawyer.

[Eddie Pepitone]

95 years, that's still someone's bone. That belongs to the family. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But 96 years old.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Can there not be a process where you write a letter. Letter to old cemeteries and say, I want the bones? Don't you want to have new. Don't you want new people in here? That's how I push it.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is real estate. That's how I view it. You're wasting land here. Right, exactly.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Graveyards. I mean, don't even get me started. They're the same problem as I do with golf courses. It's useless.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They just. Just swap them out.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Pick a corner of your house. What do you got to go to the field for?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Everyone's gonna be angry with us. I know that they're going to be angry with us, but just know this is. These are just our feelings. Yeah, feelings. We don't think that this is real. Obviously, this guy's in trouble whether we.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Want him to be or not.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's very much in trouble. I do think that he is under that. That $1 million bond is absolutely ludicrous. I think that is a. That is. Again, it feels like, like revenge. It feels like.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Well, you know what it is? It's compounded, you know, if he did it all in one time, you know, but he did it 26 different times.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And all the years.

[Eddie Pepitone]

So it, the charges on top of each other, it's just how the math works out.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I. I get it. It's your soul. Like, you know, I just watched that whole documentary series on Andrea Yates that I'm gonna make you watch. That is rough. Andrew Yates killed her five kids in a full on religious schizophrenic breakdown. Her husband, the love and life.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Rusty Reates is the one of the bigger villains in true crime.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Him.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Right. I'm just gonna put this out there. He's a huge villain. He aided and abetted this woman. He basically said she had lethal postpartum depression after their fourth kid. Right. After the. The fifth kid, I believe.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And he, they put her on medication, right. She went into therapy, quote, unquote, got over the postpartum depression. He's like, great. Boom. Done off meds. He's like, all we got to do is I'll. You kick off the meds, I'll pump you through with the child again and then everything will be fine. And then she had the fifth child, went into another postpartum full on schizoid religiosity fueled breakdown that was also fueled by Rusty Yates that guilty. And then she killed all of her children.

[Eddie Pepitone]

What happened to Rusty Yates? Anything?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, no. He's the lead on a new documentary.

[Eddie Pepitone]

That's what.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's out there living life. He's immediately remarried. No, no. Immediately got remarried.

[Eddie Pepitone]

See, that's fucked up. That's like the whole misogyny. Because I'm looking at this other case going on right now.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But to speak to my point, the reason why I even brought that up, she was only on like $750,000 bail. You know what I mean?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Like she killed her five fucking children. So it's like this guy that stole all these body parts. He's not Lex Luthor. I know it's like fucked up or whatever, but it's like. I don't know what to say. It's not like he's rich.

[Eddie Pepitone]

For Rusty Yates to not get any jail time is fucked up. How is that not child endangerment?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because he had nothing. It was.

[Eddie Pepitone]

If a husband kills the children, they always lock up the mother.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Dude, there is so.

[Eddie Pepitone]

They always lock up the mother.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They investigate the mother, and it depends it depends on the mother. Depends on what's happening in this story with the Rusty eight story. Technically, they're allowed to practice whatever religion they want. She homeschooled the kids. He had the entire family isolated due to the teachings of the guy that they were working with. With, I believe his name was Michael Warnecki. He was a part of this sort of very small boutique cult where he believed that, you know, again, back to basics. Rogue street preacher, believed in extreme disciplining of your children. Beating. You're gonna beat, beat, beat the living out of them. That's what he believed in. And again, one of those Jehovah's Witness style, strip away all celebratory anything. And the end of the world is coming right now. And Michael Warnecki is still out there. And he has. He has dialed back his rhetoric, but he's a completely, total utter. Another villain.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Where is he?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Just some mountain in Asia, God knows. Let me see where he is now. I think he's in the United States. He is. He's one of those guys that if you saw him, he is always wearing. Remember the. I don't even know if I could say God hates the F words group. He's like that. That. Where. He's one of those. Where he. Baptist church. He goes to public events and preaches.

[Eddie Pepitone]

This is guy still. Oh, okay. Oh, God. Yeah, he looks evil as.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah. 71 years fun.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, man.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But yeah, a lot of villains out there and not one of them have we described as the U. S. Government.

[Eddie Pepitone]

No, I see. I have this case that I wanted to talk about because I feel like it connects to the one to the eighth Yates thing that you were just talking about. And that's why what made me think of how up it is that the. The man Yates never went to any jail or got any repercussions for the kids getting killed. Because I'm looking at Paul Allen Perez, all right, this is like something that they found out this week. He was convicted of multiple counts of infant side, which is when you murder an infant. He 5. Killed five of his own children over the course of 10 years.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Now, he did that, right, to quote, unquote, avoid having abortions.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I don't yet. Maybe I don't know exactly why he did it. He definitely did it. He's from Yolo county of all the fucking places.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's just sad because none of those kids. He never even got a chance to live once. Yeah, so.

[Eddie Pepitone]

So here's a story. It's not bad. Don't worry. So California Drifter has been convicted of killing five of his own infants over the course of a decade. All right. Yolo county jury on Tuesday found the 63 year old Paul Allen Perez guilty of one count of first degree murder, three counts of second degree murder, and one count of assault on a child under eight with force likely to produce great bodily injured, resulting in death for killings that stretch from 1992 to 2001. So he got locked up for. For fucking ever. And rightfully so. Fucking monster. So basically there was this woman and he was getting her pregnant every once in a while and then he would fucking kill the goddamn kids. And how. And how he got caught was some bow fisherman was fishing and then he shot his bow into a lake. And then he. When he pulled the bow back in, it was in a cooler. And then the. The arrow went through the cooler and there was a dead baby in the cooler from forever ago.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So he was just like. This reminds me of some old joke.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yes, what was it?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Paul Bunyan. What was the one where you get that when you hit the arrow with that. With that. With the apple on your head?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yes, but the. The fetus is dead.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Fetus on your bed.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Is there something there? Is there something in this? I don't know. Is this something. I was. I was thinking, I know that he didn't put him in a yeti because no way arrow's getting through that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Wow, great plug for a yeti.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I love a yeti. Igloo go. But the end.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Wow, that's just. The Wikipedia article is just called shooting an apple off one's child's. Yeah, the apple shot. Wow.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Who's the guy in German?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Apple schnoosh?

[Eddie Pepitone]

William Tell is the guy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What does that even mean? That German apple schnoosh. They have a whole word for shooting an apple off of one child's head. Apple schnoosh. That's how you know you're really good. So fucking bored.

[Eddie Pepitone]

So anyway, they found this kid and for years it went unidentified. No one knew who it was until 2019. A DNA match finally named him him as Nicole Perez, born in Fresno in 1996. This is the kid in the cooler. All right. They then led the detectives to uncover four more dead siblings born between 1992 and 2001. All children born in the same mother, Yolanda Perez. Okay. Yolanda Perez said that she endured years of beatings, rape and threats from Paul Perez and that he warned that he would kill their only surviving child, Brittany, if she went to the police. Okay, now this has all come to A head and she gets 10 years.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, what I feel like it might be we're not seeing some information in this article about how much she was involved, because that's like they normally. I have found normally, Eddie. Yeah, they're pretty lenient when it comes to. I mean, the cops aren't at first. Cops always will go. Like, it's always the. The husband, the wife. It's like all of the people that are first connected, those are the first, like, teed up. Up always is. Like, what did you know about the crimes of your spouse? And it sounds like this person might have known quite a bit. But you get in as just as much trouble by hiding the fact and the fact that she never went and told. It's like you become an accomplice.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, I know, but she was scared to death and didn't know any better and was trying to save Britney's life.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's five babies.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It's five babies.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You see, it's a lot. I give you one.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Fun. Yeah. Lock up this Yates. That's all I'm trying to say.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, yeah, get him. Get his ass. I wish I was a judge. I would be such a good judge. I feel like I would just.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I'm.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm fun. I'm, I'm. I could give it like Judge Judy.

[Eddie Pepitone]

You already got the white long hair. You go home, you're always in robes. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anything without a bottom. They also haven't found these other three dead babies. Yeah, they're just out there.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Maybe they're, you know, maybe they're there.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They're there. Nah, it's fine. You know what? I. I just don't want to find them.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, someone's gonna, though. No, but.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, but I hope globally they don't trip on it or whatever, fall down an open elevator shaft, because that's how tragedy becomes comedy.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yolo. YOLO county.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Here we go. So we got this next story generated by our own government. Thank you. Now, I was obviously just like all of you. We were all very surprised by our administration's kidnapping of the Venezuelan president Nicholas Marulo.

[Eddie Pepitone]

You know, it's weird. Like, we were surprised and really mad, but then you're just like, oh, we've.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Done this so many, so many times, America.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It's just. We used to do it with class.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We just used to try.

[Eddie Pepitone]

But we'd have excuses before. We'd have, like, a list of, like, pretend we were why we were there. Now we're just like, that's the oil.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Lying. Guys, I want you to know this. In many ways, lying is caring.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah. Okay. All right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Least you're just thinking about my feelings. At least they came up with a reason back in the day.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So now this is. We're just, you know, obviously, for whatever the reason we went, we got this, dude. The reason why I'm even bringing it up is because it's always important for me to remind our audience every once in a while. Like. Like, I think that we all get really confident. We watch. Like, old things are like, you know, you guys watch. What's that stupid. What was that? That Star wars show, that was serious Andor.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Right?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Everybody's watching Andor and thinking, oh, we could rise up.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know, you watch all these things, like, oh, we're gonna. That government's gonna be scared of us. As you can see, all the people that have all the guns, they're doing such a good job defending our country against ICE already.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Can I gripe about Andor for two seconds, please? Where are the aliens? I feel like it could have taken place in Nicaragua.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's what we.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It doesn't even. It's not even a Star wars show to me. Like, it's just like, I want to see. I want to see the creatures.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Aliens.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I want to see the creatures. Why is everyone a human? Star Wars. Yeah, I'm sorry. Go ahead. I'm sorry.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, I'm with you. It's like, so we're just making things boring now. So with this, the guy is.

[Eddie Pepitone]

But.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But things that. United States government, I think a lot of guys out there, like, again, we were talking about this. All the nra, all these guys talk a big game. Obviously, they're out there helping ICE kill innocent people so far. So they're not doing their jobs.

[Eddie Pepitone]

So depending on what you think their job is, go.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, I think they think their job is to watch ICE kill people.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And so the problem is, is that, see, the ice is bad at it. And we're watching ice. Like, we're watching that one video of the guy falling down. I was watching another funny video of these, like, training videos of ice.

[Eddie Pepitone]

They're mostly fat idiots. Yeah. Of course. They're not turning people away.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But, guys, I want you to remember that that's not who we're gonna be facing in the civil war. Right. Like, we're not going to be facing ICE in the civil war. We're going to be facing another group, probably a group like the Delta Squad that went into Venezuela. Now, this was an example, the reason why I just wanted to get into this is because this is just. This is. It's what? Wild, right? So the day that we went in, apparently, according to a security guard, they were sitting there waiting. Several hundred soldiers talking about like the elite Venezuelan guard or whatever.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Cubans.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Cuban mercenaries. All these guys are all there. They said the first thing that happened is we're sitting there waiting like America's coming any second. Well, yeah, they can't get past us. All of a sudden, they're all sitting in the dark. All power goes out, Internet goes out, Raider goes down.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Then they said they looked up and they saw a swarm. Hundreds of drones fly all around them. Yeah, right. Map everything. He watched them all, like, literally go like. Literally like a. And they're just watching, right. Then they saw eight helicopters.

[Eddie Pepitone]

That's it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's it. Drop off 20 guys, right? They get dropped off, off covered in computers. Hundreds. They said that they were shooting 300 rounds a minute at Americans and hit not a single person.

[Eddie Pepitone]

That's more than. That's like four bullets a second.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is Avatar shit. Yeah, they are. They used a sonic weapon. So first of all, they took out all of their capabilities using various EMP and hacking abilities. They took out the electric electronically. Then they set off a sound weapon that caused them to begin to vomit blood.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Incapacitated them completely.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And they just sprayed the bodies. The now prone bodies of these ineffective soldiers. Yeah, shot them all in the head.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Now can I. So this is like, obviously this is new. We saw that Serbia has used this before.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Talking about Belgrade, there was an example they believe. It's still like what I find interesting. Much like the Havana syndrome stuff that happened in 2016. This idea of a bunch of diplomats in Cuba experienced. Experienced a. These effects, right? Like this weird nausea, headaches, violence, nosebleeds and stuff. And this buzzing noise. And there's two different reports that have come out. One of that says that there's definitely a directed energy weapon being used by somebody body. No country will come out and talk about who is using it. Right.

[Eddie Pepitone]

We obviously have it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well. Oh, yeah, we made it. We invented it. You don't think that they use that our. In Belgrade?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Like, how did Serbia get. Serbia didn't build this. No offense to Serbia.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Who knows? Who knows, though? But it's like they use a weapon called the lrad, which is one of the.

[Eddie Pepitone]

That's like a.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Like a smaller version of this.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It's like a Latino skateboarder, right?

[Henry Zebrowski]

And so he. They. It makes in a super, super highly unpleasant Noise on a low scale.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Okay. This is like the brown noise, the one that makes you.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But it's like. It's just annoying. It just sounds like this really piercing alarm. But what we saw in Belgrade is something else. It sounds like. The way you see people react is that it's a sound that sounds like. The only way to really describe it is if, like, a skyscraper was falling down.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Sounds like the Dune soundtrack.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. And it makes people just scared. It freaks people out. And that was what they used in Belgrade. They use something like this as well. They says it sounds like this giant buzzing and then you get sick. And then we killed everybody.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And we killed hundreds.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah. I guess they were like, vomiting on the ground and we just tapped them.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Kind of.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So I just want to remind. It's like in my head, it's just remembering that, like, that's the stuff that they're allowing us to even see. They even use that. They use that sound technology just to show they had it, they didn't need to use it.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah. No. Venezuela. Anyone who was there is like, we'll just. Whatever you guys want, you have it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Eddie Pepitone]

We can't fight you there.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They can't.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And I think it's important for all of us to remember. Remember that we can't fight them.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And you can actually wonder why now. This idea that we would ever be able to beat them.

[Eddie Pepitone]

No.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That we would ever be able to beat them.

[Eddie Pepitone]

And you can't even beat the cops, much less the fucking military.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And then if you look at the tone, this takes me all the way back to. Again, I'm sorry, everybody. Jeffrey Epstein. But if you look at the tone Jeffrey Epstein takes when he talks about Donald Trump. Trump. It is interesting in the fact that it is frightened. He's not jealous. He's not, like. It's not a catty emotion.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's literally frightened.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh. When he became president, he's like, I know too much about this man. He's going to kill me.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But it's not even that he knew what he would have access to more than Trump knew what he had access to to. Because Epstein worked with our intelligence agencies for a long time.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Bill Clinton was like, hey, check this out. Literally.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You don't think that Bill Clinton wasn't like, don't you believe I can make this.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Make a titties.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Big city, small. What they do over there, you know, I mean, like, you know. You know that they have some. Right.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Prince Andrew is like, you want to see something? Hey, mate, you will see something.

[Henry Zebrowski]

In the uk, they don't got jack.

[Eddie Pepitone]

They got stuff.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. It's not. Not enough.

[Eddie Pepitone]

They don't got the sound machine in the uk.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Not enough. You rise from your grave this season.

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[Eddie Pepitone]

Ollie.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Here we go. Do we put up our update? Can we do a little bit of an update?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, we have an update.

[Henry Zebrowski]

After all that, it's an island adventure.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Heck yeah. It's Jeffre. Yes. I didn't realize we had an update.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, it's a horrific one. It's also probably not. How do you say this? It's not. It's hard to put. So, guys, you don't think it's true.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Is what you were hinting at? I could tell by knowing you.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think that it is a complicated issue. Okay, so this came from a substack article someone had sent me through. It was a substack called Outlaws of Chivalry and is an interview with a. A man by the name of William Sasha Riley that was a decorated Iraq War veteran. He says that he was a part of a. He confesses that he was a part of making a Christmas tree group and.

[Eddie Pepitone]

That'S how he got so Decorated.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes, except that was code. You don't want to know where tinsel is. You don't want to know. I wish it was code. I wish it was good. So this guy, he basically said that he was a featured in a bunch of child sex abuse materials in csam and that he, it was revealed when he was in the army, when his corporal was arrested for having child pornography on a base computer that they thought that featured him. They said, there's a little boy in here that kind of looks like you. And he said, yes, that was me.

[Eddie Pepitone]

If you did it on base, you were safe.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, unless they've got the ball.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But then the, the. He goes on to a very horrific story about being raped, about being a part of several snuff films under the direction of Jeffrey Epstein. Donald Trump, he says that he attacked Donald Trump. This is where it starts to get at first. You're like, I don't want to put anything past Epstein in their crew.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The thing that will stick with me is the story about this Lake Michigan infant, which I'll go into a little bit more detail right after this.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, I thought we talked about this, but I guess it's just, just our general conversation. I forget what happens on air and.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Off air, God knows. And the story then turns into. He had an opportunity to attack Donald Trump after he was raped by him. He then put a tent pole like this, like tent spike from a camping set in a condom while Trump laid his belly down on a thing waiting for his 15 year old ass to him.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Right?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, his feet. Because it's like 15 year olds are never going to be.

[Eddie Pepitone]

As much as I want that to be true, I don't, I can't see Trump doing this.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You want it to be true?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, I want it to be true, but I just can't see him doing this. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So he, they stuck, he said he stuck this, like this, this spike up Donald Trump's ass and then he kicked it in there and then it hurt Trump and that's why he got fired from being a sex boy. And then all this, like, long story. The reason why they didn't kill him is they kept saying the reason why we kill the girls is because boys are hard to find.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Ah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And so this idea that people. But we know that people do have babies, unfortunately, and do put them into csam.

[Eddie Pepitone]

We just saw Paul Perez.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We know that they do that. We know that there were probably. We know that in order to be a pedophile. And actually my brain understands now it took many years for me to fully understand, it has to be a network. There can be. The only individual pedophile is the family member or kind of like the local, like weird screwy character or.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Everybody else.

[Eddie Pepitone]

And like that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

In order for you to get. See Sam, you have to know where to get it.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And other people have to make it and. And bring it to you and supply it. And then a lot of times, in order for you to get it, you have to agree to share it. That's the whole thing.

[Eddie Pepitone]

At risk of ruining your trying to be tactful. CSAM means child.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Child sexual abuse material.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The reason why we stopped saying child pornography, because pornography takes life. Writing.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Pornography has catering.

[Eddie Pepitone]

There's a sound guy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

There's an agent there.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know what I mean? There's like a manager there. Yeah, yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

An actual director. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

There's like, stuff like. I mean, I don't know. There could be child. There could be directors in csam.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Wow.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I mean, who knows? I've never seen it. You never know if the lighting's good or not.

[Eddie Pepitone]

What's Woody Allen been doing?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Ask him. Oh, wow. He's. He's available, right? He loves it.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I'm sorry, has this C Spam getting a little too witty?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, I actually felt like him. Him meditating. The little boy is kind of ahead on a hat. Wait. Largely the reason why I ended up not fully believing in this man's story, because then he starts talking about how Clarence Thomas was a master hypnotist, and then it starts going into MK Ultra kind of fantasy, schizoid fantasy place. So it's another one of those where I don't think that this has anything to do with Jeffrey Epstein. But.

[Eddie Pepitone]

But doesn't the chick who this happened to also say that. Yes, this happened to me.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What do you mean, the baby getting.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Dumped in Lake Michigan?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, this is. This is a bit of a. This. There is some connection.

[Eddie Pepitone]

So it was in the files as well. Right. And they forgot to erase his name.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We know that somebody came forward and said that he was a party to an. An infant. Right. So this is a. This is. Or here we go here. This is the story. I got this from a good, good email. When the baby in Lake Michigan story broke, I immediately thought about the unsolved case of three young women disappearing from the Indian dunes in 1966. A woman said that they saw the women being ferried from the beach to a waiting boat in Lake Michigan. Never saw them again. Some have speculated that there were boats on Lake Michigan that operated as abortion clinics. The three women were never seen again. Decades later, Trump owned a casino boat that sat on Lake Michigan. Gary, Indiana. The story from the files about the baby of a 13 year old being thrown into Lake Michigan is said to have happened in the 80s. Donald Trump bought his casino boat in the 90s. But something ties it together. As a kid, Jeff went to a summer camp called Interlaken and is an exclusive arts camp for the top 1% of the 1% of kids with an aptitude for particular disciplines. Jeff supposedly was a piano wunderkind, which makes sense. Jeff continued to give shitloads of money to the camp until his quote unquote death. I think he also still visited and for lack of a better term scope little girls who are at the camp for painting. Interlochen is also located very closely to the shores of Lake Michigan. In fact, the camp is close to North Fox island, which has a notorious private pedophile island that specialized in little boys. It was found that the island was a factory for making distributing csam. Private airstrip cameras were all over the place. A private airstrip cameras. The entire tale reads eerily similar to the operations on Little St. James. I think that he had a. An inspiration in Michigan.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, he was. He loved the Midwest. He was in Chicago. I mean it was in Columbus all the time.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Anything bad things happen and they threw the baby in Lake Michigan. I think they realized that the Atlantic Ocean so much bigger.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, but it's far away.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Exactly.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It's not as murky, I'll tell you that much.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But I think that that's the reason reasoning. They're like, we'll just throw it into the Atlantic if we have any problems. It just goes into the Atlantic.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah. He's got to do it kind of far out.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yep.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Man. I mean it's. It's crazy because like, it's just the story is so insane. And if that's what kind of like. It's like I'm a victim of the things that I hate about people just jumping to the craziest conclusion because it's like. Because something's so crazy, it's like you more willing to believe it because it's so outlandish.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, now it's just gotten. It's. It is getting so out of control that I. In my mind, the fear that they all have on all of this intercommunication about Trump is about the fact that there's some form of violence attached to him as well.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah. Well, if there's 1% of the Epstein Files were given to us. That's what they're telling us.

[Henry Zebrowski]

1% this is the okay stuff.

[Eddie Pepitone]

And this is. Think about that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Percent think about that. This is the okay stuff. Stuff. But this is the stuff that they're fine with us seeing.

[Eddie Pepitone]

But do you think because the story's so outlandish that's why they let this be released? Because they thought nobody would believe it because it's so crazy?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. Until you look at Epstein's. Of the other side of the information.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah. Well. Because a child would be evidence.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But this guy's story. But that's what's problem. Like Sasha Riley. The story I just told that story is. Is a lie lot.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And it doesn't make a heck of a lot of sense. No. And it seems it's pretty over the top. I don't think he. I think that man is more in the lines of. I'm not going to be like he's disinfo.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But disinfo is in there. I think that stuff like the letter to Larry Nassar is another one of those. Absolutely. Trying to say, oh, look at all the disinfo in this already. Which doesn't make any sense because they're trying to kind of show what they have. Like it just doesn't make any sense to. Without labeling it.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

As like. And here's some obvious horseshit. It doesn't seem to do the thing that they wanted to do.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It's interesting that they would be pen pals.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, no. He just looked. If you believe that story. He looked up Larry Nassar in the prison system.

[Eddie Pepitone]

System. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And just. They were. They might have been friends.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Did. Are there other letters between the two of them or just the one.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Not that we know of.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Not that we know of. Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But he knew a lot of other pedophiles.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So it seems that. I don't think it's that far away. And apparently part of the reason why Larry Nassar was so good at his job is the girls just kept flipping away from him. And their speed to get away from him actually really inspired them.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Man. He's. What? Is he dead yet? Yet. Has anyone beaten him to death yet?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think that. Didn't he. I'm pretty certain he got beat. I know.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I'm sure he got beat. There's no question about that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think he had.

[Eddie Pepitone]

This one guy is getting.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. He was stabbed multiple times two years ago.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's sitting in. He's far away from everybody, I imagine.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I hope so.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He doesn't speak to Anybody?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Well, you know, that's fun how. It's a fun episode, you know what.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Was it a fun episode?

[Eddie Pepitone]

I feel like I got. There's got to be something.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, here we go with something cute. You have something cute. I don't.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I. You know, it's cute on the border of horrible.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I know. Eddie.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We can't end the episode on this.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Well, then we'll have to do something. I don't know. What am I supposed to do? Someone presents this information to me. I feel like we gotta talk about it. All right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You're fine.

[Eddie Pepitone]

All right. So there's dog sex dolls.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It is for the dogs to have sex with.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah. So dogs. Dogs hump too much. Male dogs hump too much. And they're trying to find something to help the male dogs who hunt too much.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Thing I've ever seen. It is disgusting. Yes, it is. Sex dolls for dogs to. Because they're trying to say that you should neuter the dogs. Neuter the dog. Neuter the dog.

[Eddie Pepitone]

And so it's a whole website. It's called humptoys.com. i thought it was fake, but it's. It seems. It seems real. There's reviews.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You mean to tell me people aren't these things? They are dogs with working pussies that you can. And then the single worst thing on this website is that wand.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yes. They have a female dog sex toy. If you think that a. A sex doll that is a dog is bad enough. They have it for large dogs as well. But they also have. They have a female.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Why do they give it like. They gave the dog, like, sexy hair.

[Eddie Pepitone]

They gave the dog. That's what makes me feel like it's not real. It's like one of those dogs that has like. Yeah, Bangs. Like, real long bangs. Oh, God.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Die. This makes me want to.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Objectively. It's a very attractive dog that they put next to the still, though, you know, it's very. It's a very, you know. But yeah, there's also. Cats can do it too.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If you stick a thing in a dog, you should be arrested.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Rob, is there a way to double check real quick? This can't be real.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This has to be. You want me to try to buy one? Yes.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, sure, buy one.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, great.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Buy one. We'll give it to a winner.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Great. Oh, by the way, the winner will reached out.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Out. It wasn't the widower.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The guy that won the reached out.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, what he say is my address?

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's declining.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Keep my name out of your mouth.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, he's declining the.

[Eddie Pepitone]

He's declining the.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's. We're getting him a shirt.

[Eddie Pepitone]

We're. A shirt sounds good.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, we're getting.

[Eddie Pepitone]

You could jerk off into a shirt too.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, sure, man. This is real, man.

[Eddie Pepitone]

This is real.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, so. Yeah, so they are, I don't know, 390.

[Eddie Pepitone]

That's for the large dog. 1. You could buy a tiny. You could. You know, they're as low as a hundred dollars. 109. And the female sex toy five speed vibrator with heat relief is 49.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I want to die.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It's on sale from 69.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's disgusting. People are gonna hate this.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It's. I hate it too, but what are we supposed to.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We're even talking about it. Yeah, I hate this.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I hate it too.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Why choose the color of it? What do you mean? I. The idea that that's dis. There's something about the idea that you want me to choose the color of the. The sex doll for my dog to. Yeah, because it's got racial preferences. Is that what we're saying here? Is that my dog. My dog has got. Oh, oh, we can't. It's got to be white.

[Eddie Pepitone]

All right. So from the website, the advantage. The advantages of our dog sex toys. A natural solution for dog humping behavior.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Shooter the dog.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Show your love by giving your pet a complete companion like a dog sex toy, rather than opting for neutering. I agree. Neuter all your dogs. All dogs. I. Unfortunately, there's too many breeding it. Even if you're. No one should be breeding dogs. There's plenty of free dogs. There's plenty of free dogs. We're very big fans of fostering dogs here. You know, as a. As a dog foster. There's no way I'm getting any dog sex toys.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If you get a dog sex toy, I'm calling the fucking police.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I think. And you know what? Thank you. Yeah, I want you to. I'm calling the police.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Anybody who buys from this should be on a fucking list.

[Eddie Pepitone]

They are. They have a realistic design made with high quality, realistic silicone. Silicone genital components.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Rabbit fur to simulate authentic feel of.

[Henry Zebrowski]

A female dog legitimately. I think that they. We should take the guy out who robbed the baby. Grave sound noise and put the gu guy that invented this in his place.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That is where this person deserves to go to jail.

[Eddie Pepitone]

They're reusable, they're durable, they're easy to clean.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If I'm cleaning a dog out in my. My sink, I'm putting a gun in My mouth.

[Eddie Pepitone]

You know what? You know how they. They keep the. The thing to stay in the same place? They suction cups on the ground, on its feet. So it's a suction to the tile floor.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I know, it's awful. Actually, I gotta. Natalie about that.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, I mean, that's.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's like, not a bad idea. It's so manipulative, though. They're like saying that it's. It's risky to get your dog neutered.

[Eddie Pepitone]

No, it's not.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You need to get sex toys for your dog. No, it's not.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It's. Anyone who really needs dogs to have their genitals intact.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Like, should be investigated. Seriously, like, if people. Well, that's a very. It's a very not to. It's very mega coded. It's very, very. Like, there's something about that idea. It's like. I also kind of find the other. The la. Coated side of it is when people are hyper intense about their dogs, their dog's gender.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's what always. When they're like, it's a girl and it's like, I wasn't looking at its.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't care what gender face.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. I don't see. The first thing I don't do is go like, let's check. Yeah, let's make sure I'm not gay. When I pet this thing, this just seems like someone had a truck full of strokers and they were like, how do we get rid of these things?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Dog?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I got a great idea. My wife.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah. There was like, this is a mob thing. Someone stole a truck full of pocket. Then someone stole a truck full of stuffed animal dogs. And they're like, listen, what are we gonna do it. I got an idea. Joey.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Hey, listen. Hey, how you doing? It's me, Tony man and Kylie and I've got an amazing idea. Look, this is. Hey, she's amazing. The best part about this is that then the dog pussy can do all the things my wife doesn't have the Gibrons to do.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Do you think they put a squeaker in it?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, honestly, I think, you know, at this point, give it a human voice.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah. Hey, good. You're a good, good boy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Good boy.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, God. All right now.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Good boy.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I don't know why that was the part that offended me.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm disgusted. Yes. Well, what a great episode.

[Eddie Pepitone]

This was great. Yeah, yeah. Do we have any listener mail or. Yeah, I don't even want to do the guy who killed his ex wife.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, it's all sad.

[Eddie Pepitone]

This woman stole a cup for breast milk.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Horrible thing about gooey strings coming out elderly woman's vagina. Makes me want to get another thing that just makes me want to slit my throat.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, well, you know, that was. That's actually advice for me from Tootsie, you know, dealing with that. There's the. The. The horrible guys that had a youth hockey fight brawl as like halftime entertainment for the minor league hockey team in Hershey, Pennsylvania, which is awful. It seems like.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Hard to find good news, you know.

[Eddie Pepitone]

You know, I don't think you know what the problem is. You know, there is good news in the world.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Not silly right now. It's either like whatever news, like night good news, or hopeful news, like the Iran, like revolutions, like hopeful kind of.

[Eddie Pepitone]

News, you know, Kind of hopeful. But they've killed the 911's amount of people.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, I mean, you know, it's their job is what they like to do over there. But you know, it's kind.

[Eddie Pepitone]

They're so.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But yeah, but it's not funny, man.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I'll tell you what, though, watching all that, like, footage of the people of Iran just like, literally, like, playing music in the street and dancing for the first time. Like, it's really like the coolest I've ever to see it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, it's beautiful. I'm glad to see. It's good. Feel like, I mean, who knows, you know, CENA has been following it extremely closely in the Foreign Report.

[Eddie Pepitone]

If you want to really learn about this, go to the Foreign Report. No one knows more about this subject than CENA does.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. If you want to ask me about.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Dog.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No. Jeffrey Epstein. I'm trying to think what. I know a lot about Jeffrey Epstein.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Scientology.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Scientology. I know a lot about.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I knew about this. This ancient alien guy who died that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I never heard of before very thoroughly. The dentist that in his wife who was murdered in Columbus, Ohio, was murdered by his wife's ex husband of seven years. She. They got divorced in 2017. And then the dude like. But it was jealous, I guess, right? Yeah, obsessed. But it was one of those sad stories because it was right where I want to say it was like around the corner from the sausage house in Columbus. One of what literally one of the more emotional, wonderful moments I've had with Eddie.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It was such a. We were so mad that our afternoon was taken from us, that our flight didn't leave until 6pm we had nothing to do with Columbus. And then we found this little German town to walk around and smoke joints in and. And buy nutcrackers we had sausages. This guy goes and kills a dentist and his wife and it's just messing up our little German town.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's our town. Don't.

[Eddie Pepitone]

With our German town like that Schmidt sausage house.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If you can go. That is the Valhalla, man. Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Don't. Yeah. Don't let this incident take down the sausage house.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, dude. Dude. Yes. You have to do a lot worse for them to shut down the sausage house because that place is what. Yeah. The guy broke into their house, he shot them and shot them in their sleep and then. But left the kids alive, which is kind of nice. But he.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I don't know if it's kind of nice as much as it's like he was. He couldn't do it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You're just saying. I'm glad he didn't kill the kids. But the thing is that the guy. Doctor. I believe her last name was Tepe. Like the guy. The dead dentist. The. The. The Spencer. Spencer Tepe who was murdered. He's such a good guy that he was late for an hour at work and then called saying, where is he? Yeah, they did a whole thing being like he's never late.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh man.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's been like. I think it would take several days. Right. For you to call.

[Eddie Pepitone]

No, we need. We need. Yeah, we need you.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I think the world would know if you were missing.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But like it take odd day.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. How long for Holden.

[Henry Zebrowski]

After last week? You know, I'll say. He did slightly win you back, didn't he?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, a little bit, huh?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, he kind of. He kind of did. Right? Uncle Corner is not a bad idea.

[Eddie Pepitone]

We're going to make you like this. It's a goddamn end of me.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to. We're going to do it. I tell you, he's. He did a good job. He's healing and. God, it's just.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah. I think the wound closed.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Officially.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Not in this marriage. No, no, no, no. She's upset.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't think he's allowed to come back out.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Has every right to be. Yeah. God, it just sucks because we had such a nice time until he just became not a human anymore.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's called having fun at 43. That's what it is, man. Go check out. You know what? I'll give a plug to Holden's ass. Go to hold near his hoe on twitch and go watch. Do whatever the garbage he does every Friday over there. He decides he gets hammered and he fights with his wife in public. Go take a look at it. People like it.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, man.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Just make sure you live every day knowing for a fact your musket that you stole from the Civil War Museum is not going to stop the Mech warriors. And you're going to love the fact that when you are stolen by the US government and your body is then put into a machine that uses its natural flow of electricity to power the new animatronics inside of our 20 mile long ballroom, you are going to laugh at thinking, can't believe I had plans.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, guys, I love you very much. We're going to be in Philadelphia soon.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes, we are. I honestly, I can't wait. I can't wait. Philly. I love the town. Love the town. Love your oddities, guys. Oh, bringing. I heard that you have a lack of human bones coming in now that your source got ripped out. So we'll be bringing.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Sorry, sorry. Mooder Museum. They were like, you think the Mood Museum's like, actually, what are you doing with all the bones? That's actually.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I Wonder. Side stories. LPOTL gmail.com anybody that is in the oddities industry, because I've had friends that were reaching out to me about this story. We know that he was grave robbing and it's bad, but I'd actually love to know there's a bunch of animal.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Bones he has too.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But with the Mu Museum, because they're kind of dealing with a little bit of a repatriation issue of their own. Right. They're trying to figure out how to. To like give some of these bodies back to the families that they belong to.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, really?

[Henry Zebrowski]

They were trying to figure that out for a second.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh. And how about now? Probably not. I don't know.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It depends on if he pleads guilty or if he pleads innocent. If he pleads guilty, then like they don't have to bring everybody in and do all that. They won't have to do. Yeah. If he pleads innocent, tries to fight, he's gonna fight the thing. He's gonna fight it.

[Eddie Pepitone]

He loves the attention.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The only thing that they will do or there's gonna be a plea in order to take this all down to some normal. That's probably what's gonna happen. I imagine there's gonna be some plea. He will. It's 10 years and then he has to do. There's some reason. 10 years sounds like he might get something like that. And then he will have to pay some restitution. And I imagine, well, come see us.

[Eddie Pepitone]

At The Met on January 31st. That's last podcast on the left. And I booked a show the night before, actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Peggy's gonna host and then I'm doing. It's a like a, a dual headliner thing with Kirsten Michelle Silk Hills, very hilarious comedian out of out of Philadelphia. Come see us. We're gonna have a lot of fun at City Winery the night before. Tickets are available now. You can go find [e-mail] and you know, tickets are also available now for all of the new side story shows. Yes, we got March 14th, Urbana, Illinois.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What's in there? Don't know.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Don't know. Actually, I've been getting a lot of wrecks. People are so excited we're coming to Urbana. April 26, Lexington, Kentucky. May 30, Rochester, New York. And June 28, London, Ontario. Come and check us out at all those places. Tickets are currently on sale. You can get them either on eddytunes.com or lastpodcast on the left.com Also, don't forget, I'm coming to you. San Francisco. That's right, the home of Tatiana the Dagger Punchline San Francisco. I'm going to be doing a set there on February 8th, 18th with Grant Gordon and the wonderful Julie Rosing will be host.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's amazing. I'm so glad she's doing more live comedy with you.

[Eddie Pepitone]

She's loving it. Dude, she's crushing it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She just.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I mean, she just makes fun of me the whole time. But, you know, what are you gonna do? Hey, people love hearing me getting bashed.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Hey, man, that's what husbands are for.

[Eddie Pepitone]

That's right. I'll take it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, love you. Hail Satan.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Hell, Bob Weir.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Hail Bob Weir. Because the reason I even came back to him is because, you know. Yeah, your most difficult uncle probably likes Bob Weir, but it's not his fault.

[Eddie Pepitone]

No, Bob's cool as fuck. Or was cool as fuck.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Grateful Dead is always the only chill thing a bad person likes. You know what I mean?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Why is so many Maga like, we're getting deep. This is no dogs territory. See you later.

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