Side Stories: The Confession

Summary

Last Podcast On The Left: Side Stories — "The Confession"

Release Date: October 1, 2025
Hosts: Henry Zebrowski & Ed Larson

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Episode Overview

This Side Stories installment dives into some of the week's most disturbing, outlandish, and baffling news in the world of true crime and beyond. Henry and Ed carry their signature dark humor through discussions on grooming and crimes in digital spaces, the ongoing DeForvid/Celeste Rivas case, recent updates in the Epstein files, vigilante justice against sex offenders, a bizarre on-air murder confession, and even a squirrel-driven crime wave. Amidst the horror is their customary mix of irreverence, personal anecdotes, and listener interactions.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Shifting Dangers of the Internet Generation

Timestamps: 01:06 – 03:52

• Henry riffs on how technology has changed the landscape of childhood risk, focusing on internet grooming. He notes, “You had to go to where the pedophiles were to be caught by them in a way. ... Now they just get to go on Discord and they got the pick of the litter of every child.” (02:26–02:36)
• Ed and Henry admit they’re “incapable” of being online predators due to not understanding new apps, joking it’s their saving grace.

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The DeForvid/Celeste Rivas Case

Timestamps: 03:45 – 11:06

• Details of DeForvid (real name: David Anthony Burke), the SoundCloud “musician” recently linked to the death (and suspected murder) of underage girlfriend Celeste Rivas.
• Henry describes online deep dives that exposed DeForvid’s grooming of young girls via Roblox and Discord: “He starts to realize like, it’s a bit. ... A long grooming process for DeForvid... all through these anonymous video game chat boards.” (05:13–05:49)
• Henry and Ed discuss disturbing details: Celeste’s dismembered body found in DeForvid’s Tesla, repeated hints of violence in his music, and his failed attempts to cover his tracks online—“He runs his own subreddit... has been deleting anytime anybody talks about Celeste.” (10:08–10:17)
• Points of debate about culpability, possible involvement of others, and possible toxicology results.

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Youth, Culture, and the Lure of Darkness

Timestamps: 11:17 – 13:38

• Henry ponders how much faster today’s kids “grow up,” facilitated by technology and desensitization to darker themes.
• Comparison to past controversial artists: Marilyn Manson’s mystique vs. DeForvid’s explicit violence and grooming in music.
• “When I was young... I remember a feeling of wanting to be more adult... I feel like it’s even more so now.” – Henry (11:11–11:18)

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The “Epstein Update” & Notorious Names

Timestamps: 13:43 – 20:20

• Introduction of new listener-submitted "Stinger" jingles for the segment (lighthearted exchange at 13:52–15:24).
• Henry reports: Elon Musk’s name confirmed in newly unsealed Epstein flight logs. Trump’s name was allegedly redacted at Epstein's request: “The only name that has been asked to be redacted. ... No one ever asked taken about Prince Andrew out of there.” (17:11–17:23)
• Discussion of coordinated PR efforts and the implication that political divides are largely illusionary regarding Epstein; both parties involved.

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Interview Confession: Lawrence Kraus

Timestamps: 28:19 – 33:42

• The surreal case of Lawrence Kraus, who murdered his elderly parents and confessed in an unrequested, televised interview.
• Details: After years of cashing their Social Security checks, Kraus approached local CBS anchor Greg Floyd and “confessed to killing [his] parents. ... On camera.” (29:24–30:04)
• Surreal moments as the interview covers how, why, and with what method Kraus killed; “He’s doing great. ... You should be able to legally kill your parents.” – Henry (31:31–31:58)
• The specifics: suffocating both parents, hiding bodies, and the lack of remorse—while wearing “tiny shorts” and no socks (running joke at 30:04–32:49).
• Wrap-up: Even after full confession, Kraus “officially pleaded not guilty” (30:28–30:30), highlighting the legal absurdity.

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Vigilante Murder of a Sex Offender

Timestamps: 34:25 – 38:33

• The story of Varun Suresh, who hunted down and murdered registered sex offender David Bremer after finding his address online (“He went to his house... Are you David Bremer? ... Stabbed him in the neck.... Then... chased him... slits his throat.” (35:27–36:14)
• Suresh justified himself: “He deserved to die... honestly, it was kind of fun.” (36:21–36:29)
• Henry and Ed debate the ethics of vigilante violence. “It’s never cool to kill anyone. ... Unless they are actively pedophiling.” – Henry (36:29–36:43)
• Discussion of online offender maps, public safety, and the rising temperature of vigilantism in the US.

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True Crime Closure: Austin Yogurt Shop Murders

Timestamps: 39:46 – 41:52

• Recent documentary and forensic breakthroughs finally identify Robert Eugene Brashers as the culprit in the infamous Austin yogurt shop murders (1991) after decades of speculation and wrongful charges.
• “They finally were able to close this case and give these families some kind of closure.” – Ed (42:02–42:16)
• Concerns about over-attribution in cold cases and the role of DNA.

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Whimsical Interlude: The Rogue Squirrel

Timestamps: 42:50 – 44:50

• News break: A violent squirrel is terrorizing a San Francisco suburb (“This squirrel has been... attacking people, sending people to the hospital.” – Ed, 43:07).
• Discussion about animal rabies, footage of a terrified resident, and, as always, well-placed jokes about animal vengeance and Gary Busey.

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Listener Interactions & Personal Stories

Timestamps: 59:05 – 66:16

• Henry and Ed play listener-submitted “stinger” intros—enthusiastic appreciation for community creativity.
• Read emails from listeners:
  • An encounter with Aaron Hernandez at a Pop Warner event, highlighting Hernandez’s paranoia.
  • First-hand anecdotes of being incarcerated with Hernandez and witnessing his erratic behavior.
  • Commentary on the tragic but darkly comedic fallout for Hernandez’s family after his death.
• Henry: “All the laughter... We loved doing it. I live every day knowing that I turn bad things into comedy.” (65:38–65:41)

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CTE, Football, and American Nostalgia

Timestamps: 50:48 – 57:34

• A recap of the Shane Tamura shooting (NFL offices), whose actions were linked to CTE—a brain injury common among football players—even though he was only a high school player.
• Ed shares the ambivalence and message flood after discussing football’s dark realities on the podcast: “The amount of messages I’ve gotten from people that are like just thanking me for talking about it in real… with all earnest… ex-football players are messaging me, you know.” (54:55–55:15)
• Henry riffs on nostalgia: “Nostalgia... is you trying to relive the... only decent times of your childhood.” (56:12–56:21)

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Spooky Season Programming

Timestamps: 23:15 – 25:40; 66:21 – 69:34

• Launch of “31 for 31” Halloween horror movie list on LPOTL Instagram.

  • “We went back and forth and we chose... honestly for our 31 for 31 this year, it’s spooky.” – Henry (24:05)
  • Ed and Henry reveal their picks, excitement about shared horror movie experiences, and upcoming plans for spooky-themed content.

• Announcements:

  • LPOTL as “artist in residence” for 88.5 The SoCal Sound radio station: Saturday DJ sets through October.
  • Upcoming live dates and charity efforts to support NPR-affiliated stations.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Henry on the evolution of predatory spaces:
  “You had to go to where the pedophiles were to be caught by them... now they just get to go on Discord and they got the pick of the litter of every child.” (02:27–02:36)

• On the DeForvid case:
  “He was already telling everybody... it was already well known that he was dating a 15 year old. He said that he had media trained her.” – Ed (08:11–08:13)

• Epstein commentary:
  “Our government is super bad at cover-ups. They’re so bad at it. Yes, it’s great for the rest of us...” – Henry (15:47–15:53)

• Lawrence Kraus confession:
  “He gives him the whole thing. He buried them in the backyard. And then he lived with their corpses for so long. But the worst was his describing him suffocating his father to death... ‘My mom was, like, obviously real kind of sad about that. So I gave her some time alone with him. So she laid with his corpse for several hours.’” – Henry (32:06–32:29)

• On vigilante justice:
  “It’s never cool to kill anyone. We know this. ... No one will. No one needs to be murdered for any cause unless they’re actively pedophiling.” – Henry (36:31–36:43)

• On nostalgia and football:
  “What nostalgia really is... you trying to relive the only decent times of your childhood.” – Ed (56:18–56:21)

• Parting advice on convention etiquette:
  “Hands between the shoulder blades, man. Never touch anything else. ... If your penis can even remotely point towards her clitoris at all, you’re in a danger zone.” – Henry (46:55–47:06)

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Additional Segment Highlights

• Epstein “Stinger” Contest:
  Listeners compete to create intros for the recurring Epstein files update—comic relief between heavy topics. (13:50–15:24)
• Listener mail:
  Stories of Aaron Hernandez (as a celebrity and inmate) further humanized the football-murder saga with a comic bent. (62:47–66:16)
• Spooky Season Kickoff:
  Gentle encouragement for fans to submit personal ghost stories for October episodes. (24:05–24:38)

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Tone & Style

The banter is darkly comic, unfiltered, and honest. The hosts blend deep dives into true crime with absurdist asides and self-deprecating reflections on aging, tech illiteracy, and the state of the world. There’s frequent lampooning of institutions (media, government, law enforcement), a running motif of nostalgia versus grim reality, and a collaborative, responsive engagement with their audience.

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For New Listeners

This episode is a wild ride through grim headlines and real-world horrors, punctuated by laughter, absurdity, and the kinds of brutally honest asides that LPOTL fans love. Even if you’re new, you’ll walk away with a clear sense of this duo’s unique voice, the strange universe their show inhabits—and probably a few new nightmares.

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Timestamps Recap for Important Segments

• 01:06 – 03:52: Internet dangers & generational shifts
• 03:45 – 11:06: The DeForvid/Celeste Rivas case
• 11:17 – 13:38: Youth, culture, and darkness in pop music
• 13:43 – 20:20: Epstein files & infamous associates
• 28:19 – 33:42: Lawrence Kraus murder confession
• 34:25 – 38:33: Vigilante justice, Suresh/Bremer case
• 39:46 – 41:52: Austin Yogurt Shop murder breakthrough
• 42:50 – 44:50: Killer squirrel attacks locals
• 50:48 – 57:34: Football, CTE, and nostalgia
• 59:05 – 66:16: Listener stories and emails
• 66:21 – 69:34: Announcements & spooky programming

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Hail yourselves!

Transcript

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[Ed Larson]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

There's no place to escape to.

[Ed Larson]

This is the lost on the left side stories.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes. Oh, Eddie, I've been thinking recently.

[Ed Larson]

Thank God, right? Yeah. I'm real proud of you, buddy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. And I think about how sad Dean Corll must be in hell that he never got to experience Roblox.

[Ed Larson]

No. Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Cause think about it. You know, like, Natalie and I had a bit of a conversation about this.

[Ed Larson]

Loved it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Loved it. I was talking about this with Natalie, about how, like, obviously the times have changed, but largely some things are the same.

[Ed Larson]

Right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Like, kids are still getting to weird stuff their parents don't particularly understand. It's just kind of the nature of it has changed. Where it's like it used to be, we had our generation. We had to be really, really careful about getting snatched up physically. Right. Like, we had to worry about a guy in a van.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, well, you had to worry about that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm just saying, like, they let us.

[Ed Larson]

Loose in the world.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's where you ran into pedophiles. You ran into him just sort of like randomly on the street at the White House. Like places that you go visit.

[Ed Larson]

Right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Like Boy Scouts of America, all these other places.

[Ed Larson]

Football practice. But you had to pretty much everywhere but theater.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Right. And then you had to go to where the pedophiles were to be caught by them in a way.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You had to go to their webs. Now they just get to just go on Discord and they got the pick of the litter of Every child.

[Ed Larson]

Damn. Yeah. Discord is too confusing.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's. I have no idea how to use it.

[Ed Larson]

Every time I do the seance for our patreon, I like the first five minutes of me trying to figure out how to do it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Michelle has to walk me through it.

[Ed Larson]

Each time, every single time.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And you know what that means. We're safe.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Welcome to side Stories. My name is Henry Zabrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson and we have let the tech actually get past us to keep us from being pervert.

[Ed Larson]

We are actually incapable of seducing a child.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I couldn't groom a child if I wanted to because I don't know how to turn on the apps. I don't know what Roadblocks is. I've just seen the name. I know that all this comes for because obviously all this is coming up because Rob decided. Because Rob's life.

[Ed Larson]

I thought it was a Minecraft thing.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, Minecraft is actually Minecraft. See, that's what you do when you're fucking to make a baby. You're going to molest.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Disgusting is a bad friend.

[Ed Larson]

That is really bad. Especially like in the first like couple of minutes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, we're past the point. We're past the monetization point. We're passed. I'm free. But we. Rob, whose life is probably as desperate as mine.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Sent me like right before this. He got into a full deformed hole. For those of you that don't know, we've been covering deforvid. His, his. I guess his real name. It's David. I forget this was his last name. I couldn't possibly give a shit his performance. His name is deforvat. He goes by David, which is the worst performing name I've ever heard. He is a quote unquote musician that was found a dead body of his right now alleged girlfriend, literally child friend Celeste Revis, who was. Seemed lovely, but she was anywhere between 13 to 15 years old. And it seems that Deforvid, whose real name is David Anthony Burke, who actually was raised in a very, you know.

[Ed Larson]

Lovely home, seemed like he was. All the pictures I've seen of him, he was in a closet.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But that was his choice. That was his choice. That was the studio. That was the studio. That was the studio. But he came from like a lot of money.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Deforvid was just some dude that started making songs when he was 15 about shit that didn't mean anything. It wasn't real. But I do notice it's like that's why this coming up in my head it was. I was asking Natalie, like, deformed. Every one of his songs incredibly popular. I don't know how I never heard.

[Ed Larson]

Of him before they found the body in the car. And I. Hundreds of millions of listens.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. He got couldn't. I can't explain it.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's so bad.

[Ed Larson]

He's like a younger blood.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's. We're. Oh, yo. He wishes. He wishes. But this guy, like. So now we know. We. I watched two deep Dives. Who did you send me?

[Ed Larson]

One was.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, there's like a guy named Turkey Tom. Yeah. Some other guy. He's like YouTube guys, but they break down Hound. DeForvid met his child bride through Roblox.

[Ed Larson]

Bride is giving a lot. Well, I guess they were gonna get married after she turned 18, so go ahead. Yes, you're right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Thank you. And so they was like. You see these messages between him. He starts to realize like, it's a bit. A long grooming process for to forfeit. He has many other, like. Seems as there many other kids he was talking to at the same time. And it was all through these anonymous video game chat boards.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. He was talking to her apparently when she was 12 and he was 17 is when the conversation started.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's when it started again. I can't even imagine. Like, what do you talk about?

[Ed Larson]

I have no idea.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No idea. And. But all of his songs shows the closet.

[Ed Larson]

I guess.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I guess. But deforvid, every.

[Ed Larson]

Just like every picture is him in a.

[Henry Zebrowski]

In a closet that was his childhood recording studio.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But deforvid. We now know that her body was found in an abandoned Tesla not too far from his original home in Hollywood.

[Ed Larson]

His Tesla.

[Henry Zebrowski]

His Tesla. Deformed. It was actually was under his name. They. It was. It was at an impound center. It was wreaking. They opened up the front trunk of the Tesla inside with Celeste Rivas that was dismembered. There's a chunk of her definitely missing. We know. We know that a chunk of her was missing. She was very badly deformed. And now we are seeing that deformity. Finally got his concerts canceled. But you should watch this deep dive to really like, wow, he's so not talented that he literally couldn't even allegorically hint about killing his girlfriend. Every one of his songs is about killing a lady.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And dismembering her and putting her somewhere. But he does it sexy so the girls like it. It has a song called Celeste. Yeah. That he went unreleased, quote unquote. But it definitely puts them together. We also now know romantic homicide. But also guess what? We also now know that there was a misinformation put out. Remember we talked about how they had matching shush tattoos?

[Ed Larson]

Well, it's conflicting on either thing that I saw some of them. One of them said they both had shush. The other one said that she had the four of it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She had the four vid on her finger and on her forefinger and he had shush. So his is multi use and hers is just for deformed. And then every. Also what this deep dive showed me was that every single girl in his music videos was styled to look just like Celeste. And then cut to the live stream that DeForva did with Celeste when she made a funny quote, unquote funny joke about him quote unquote raping her. And then he had to make a funny thing how, oh, we're going to get canceled. We got to shut off our stream. Like it was this big funny joke because he had already brought his crew into this world. Like deforvid was already telling everybody and every. It was already well, well known that he was dating a 15 year old.

[Ed Larson]

He said that he had media trained her.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

Like he. By the way, he is only going to get locked up for all of her. Everything he said publicly.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

You know, the police honestly really don't have to do much because the Internet is like here's everything he said. Here's all the discords. Here's.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know, there's problem though is, is that does that not what. Also one of the worst parts about that is getting the Internet involved in these cases because they also f CK everything up and they bring up and then like half the stuff gets thrown out because idiots on the Internet think they know everything and they think that it's like we know you're just seeing what they put on the fucking Internet. You have to remember that too. You're just getting what they are allowing you to see. So this. But we all know that deformed isn't J. Edgar Hoover right before. It's quite bad at covering up his crimes. And I think that the forevid is soon going to be singing for a supper in jail. Yeah, we'll see though. It's all legend, right?

[Ed Larson]

It's all alleged still. There's. They're saying that there are a lot of people in the Forvid circle that also could have committed this crime and hid the body in his car. Very much access to his car and knew her. So it could have. Also people are, you know, they want to do A toxicology test to see if maybe she OD'd. And then they tried to hide the body after she OD's.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We know that she. She's. Now, she went missing several times. She went running away with deforvid a couple of times and then returned. And so there's actually also some talk that the family knew that this was happening and it seems that he was paying her off. That and that money seemed to trickle down from Celeste to the family. So it seems to be a lot of stuff. A lot of crooked ass stuff. All I know is deformed, not a really good guy and even worse musician.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So I honestly, his biggest crime is his music. Well, I mean, besides murder. Besides, who knows? We don't know. We don't know. So right now his biggest crime is what he's doing artistically.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Which is. It's quite bad. The Reddit thing is crazy too. Oh, it's a whole lot. He runs his own subreddit. He's got. He's the only moderator in the deforvid Reddit.

[Ed Larson]

Oh really?

[Henry Zebrowski]

And so he's been deleting anytime anybody talks about Celeste.

[Ed Larson]

Of course.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, well, he's the only one in there. Oh, well, you know, hey, deforvid's got a lot of time in his hands now that his concerts have been cancer.

[Ed Larson]

You know, he's just pacing his house as he should be crazy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He should be pacing a jail cell. But we'll find out.

[Ed Larson]

Oh yeah, he's not currently still officially not a suspect. I mean, I'm sure he'll be arrested by the time this comes out.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Knowing us, who knows? Or there's something we don't know yet. Yeah, there's like that, that's like the one thing that I, I'm still. Whether they're just waiting till it's rock solid before they arrest him or there's some piece of information that we don't know yet.

[Ed Larson]

Isn't the FBI looking for his bodyguard or something too?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Everybody's. Yeah, it. His whole crew. One of his gag. I went, so deforvid is. God, I wonder what his jail albums will be like. He might actually get better in jail.

[Ed Larson]

You know, Manson did.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He did. What is with all of these things? Like, I guess I don't understand. It's like one of those things. I was like, this is where I brought up to Natalie being like when I was, when we were young. I remember a feeling of wanting to be more adult.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But I feel like it's even more so now. Right. Like I feel like, it's kind of amplified more. Like these are all 13 year olds acting as if they're all hardcore. Hanging out with Deforvid. All he does is talk about killing girls. They all think it's like romantic and dark.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. He was obsessed with gore.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. He loved gore. But then I think about like Marilyn Manson.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But then I was like, really trying to think what were his songs about, though? Like, it kind of feel like they were smelling children and like dark poetry, but, like, were they about killing women and doing bad things? Like this music, like, I think about like a Chris Brown, where Chris Brown's whole thing is like sad songs, dance songs. But he's probably one of, arguably one of the most dated, dangerous musicians to live. Right. Like, he's had several, several arrests for beating the. Out of women. He's done that many, many.

[Ed Larson]

Frank Ocean.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

He got into a big fight with Frank Ocean, so.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But his music is like more like soft boy music. And then his, his personality is really intense. Right. Like kind of like Drake.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Right. Where he likes to have sex with children as well. Sort of. Or at least I hang out with them.

[Ed Larson]

He likes, he likes partying with kids.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. And then he. Which is again, I love a bounce house.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I, you know, I like, I like being a bounce house bouncer.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, I like about. Stop bouncing, Stan.

[Ed Larson]

Hey, Jeffrey. Stop bouncing Troy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Standing like a goddamn man. Yeah. So I don't know, I. I guess, like. But I feel like you. How do you feel, Eddie? Do you think that it's like that the youngers, like the alphas and late zoomers are being forced to even grow up even faster than we were?

[Ed Larson]

Of course. I mean, remember, like, we had to like, you know, getting porn for us was very difficult.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, sure.

[Ed Larson]

You know, we had to like, share each other's porn and stuff. Well, we have to like, like, hey, I got this tape. You're like, oh, man, can I borrow it on Tuesday? You're like, yeah, sure. Frank's got it on Thursday though. Just so you know.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Then we'd all be like, watching the same porno together.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But again, yeah. The predators were also, like, outside.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And they were like, obviously in our institution.

[Ed Larson]

Teachers.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. And our priests and stuff like that. But largely they were still in meat space. We didn't have to deal with it in the box that we bring home and carry in our pockets all the time.

[Ed Larson]

I know. Well, we, you know, very lucky. You know, it was, it was just starting in the box when we were like. It was 17 it was.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And then. And it quickly caught up, didn't it?

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yeah. Well, we had dial up. It took longer.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's so hard. God, it's so. It's so hard to groom over dial up.

[Ed Larson]

It really is.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So, so long. We have a bit of an Epstein update.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, we have an episode. Do we have a new Stinger?

[Henry Zebrowski]

We do. Yay.

[Ed Larson]

Thank you for sending the Epstein singer, everybody. Who sent this one.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So this one is from a guy named the Slime Wave.

[Ed Larson]

Okay, cool.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Sleep in, Lance. Let's hear it. Oh, sweet.

[Ed Larson]

Did he say you were on the island and enjoying your time?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't know. He thinks that I was dissing Epstein and I'm enjoying myself. But I mean that was more of a song than a Stinger. But I like that.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Like a singer. I just need a Epstein Ste.

[Ed Larson]

The update. Yeah. Something really.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Let's see what you think about. That's great. Honestly, that.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, I think sometimes people work too hard.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It was a jangly. I like the jangly. I think Primus. Like. I think you might like this one a little bit better. This one is from Chris law@law storytime.com. it's an island adventure. It's an island adventure. Heck yeah.

[Ed Larson]

It's Jeffrey time. I mean, I'm sorry.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's.

[Ed Larson]

I'm sorry, slime.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's.

[Ed Larson]

That one was way better. That was way better. I don't know.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We're gonna use that.

[Ed Larson]

That one's a little. I think. Yeah. Actually, you know what? I think we're good.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We got a winner. Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, I think. Yeah, I don't think we need to send it anymore.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, I really like that one. I really like that one.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, I really like that one. If you wanna. Who was that guy again? Law.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Chris Law.

[Ed Larson]

Chris Law. If you want to do that one more time but just add updates to the end of it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Updates.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, that would really help. We could do it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We can. Yeah. I mean, we'll see.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Let us know if you want us to handle it. But yeah. Thank you. Chris Law.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Very small update today. It is basically as more and more documents are spilling out because our government is super bad at cover ups. They're so bad at it. It's amazing. Yes, it's great for the rest of us in many ways. But it seems that our old buddy, Mr. Funny Little Wannabe Nazi himself, Elon Musk, he was also very much on the flight list. Of course we haven't knew but he tried. He actually did a good job of covering that Up. He was really trying to bury that. That was a part of the whole release the Epstein files thing that he was trying to say.

[Ed Larson]

He said Trump was on the files. If you know you're on the files, why would you say release the files?

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is. Okay. Him and Trump's breakup was fake.

[Ed Larson]

That's all happened on the 180th day. It was fucking fake.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Scripted.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He tried to do his best to like kind of cynically win people back by doing this strike against Trump.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Right. Then it didn't work. Then he's saying release the Epstein files because in Trump land, that's him playing the part of somebody who's anti Trump.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So Trump knows that. I mean Trump is very much so obviously in the files. We now know that he. We have the email that it specifically said to the FBI, get his name out of here. We also have Epstein specifically saying to Ghislaine, get his fucking name out of here. Which is the only. The only two. The only name that has been asked to be redacted. By the way. No one ever asked. Taken about Prince Andrew out of there.

[Ed Larson]

No.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because guess who also had flight logs on put in place that was a part of these documents put out again after. After Prince Andrew's supposed breakup with Jeffrey Epstein that went very public. I don't know if you remember that, where yes, Prince Andrew, quote, unquote broke up after their. The charges went down and Epstein was finally released. And they had this famous like photo shoot that Prince Andrew said was set up by Jeff Epstein. That was. It was at. It was in, I believe in London. And you could see the two of them walking together. And Epstein did that on purpose. Like he had that orchestrated to be like Prince Andrew's here. Or is that. Yes. Or is this at Central Park? It might have been in Central Park.

[Ed Larson]

It's probably in Central park.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Closest what looks like Central park, but it also looks like that main gigantic park in. Right outside of Buckingham palace in London. And they. They were. Took public pictures together and. And Prince Andrew from then on was like, I have not had a bit of legends with Epstein ever since. And now we know for a fact that they absolutely did. And that that's where these new light flight logs came out that showed in 2014, Elon Musk flight logs.

[Ed Larson]

I just think of taking a crap on a airplane.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's what these guys did.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Except it was a little grosser.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, maybe.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Honestly, sounds like the bathrooms would have been nice. But this is the. So it's just showing that Prince and was absolutely, utterly filled with.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

As we know. As we always knew. And Elon Musk was doing childlike reverse psychology.

[Ed Larson]

Yes, I could see that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So he was. They were all. Again, the games are really shallow right now. These guys are all extremely bad at this. And nothing shows me more. After reading about Heinrich Himmler for the last, like, month, when you're just like, God, these guys are so bad. Bad at being Nazis. God, Himmler would be so disappointed. You'll have a Jew. You have a Jew setting policy. Can you imagine that Himmler would be so upset with this crew? But they. Yeah, they're really.

[Ed Larson]

Remember, Epstein was, of course, arrested during.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Trump's first presidency and murdered during his. Or whatever happened to him during his first presidency as well.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So they're all quite bad.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. So when they keep saying it's a Democratic hose.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It can't be.

[Ed Larson]

It can't be because he was arrested during Republican.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Please arrest Bill Clinton.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, do it. I mean, hilarious, to be honest.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Wouldn't give a fucking.

[Ed Larson]

Is anyone checking the McDonald's?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, my God. Somebody check. Somebody check the fat pussy store.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, my God. I didn't realize that Clinton and the Trump at the same time. You know what, guys, listen, we really don't want to talk about politics on the show, but if you keep. Keep putting murderers and child molesters into office, we have to talk about it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All I want to do is not talk about the government. Okay. I love to just be back, but it's just important to understand that what we're dealing with here is some of the worst group of villains that we have ever seen. And it's only like when ESPN had.

[Ed Larson]

To cover fucking Sandusky.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes, exactly.

[Ed Larson]

It's like, we don't want to be doing this, but technically he's a coach.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's like right here, you know? Like, look at us. Eddie and I have been galloping eventing across Hollywood. I, of course, got to be. And I'll talk about how wonderful it was to, like, the privilege I felt walking over to Beyond Fest. And my. The director of the film Fuck My Son by Todd Rohal. He directed an episode, you, Pretty Face Going to Hell. He gave me VIP treatment.

[Ed Larson]

Nice.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So I got to walk past that crowd waiting to see fuck my son. And I got to sit in vip, sitting like a true vip, watching another man dress as a woman. Somebody dressed as his son.

[Ed Larson]

Hell, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And it was.

[Ed Larson]

This was the premiere.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That was the premiere. That's two nights ago. That's the one I went to. Eddie got to go with the Filippo Brothers to the Smashing Machine.

[Ed Larson]

Well, Danny Philippo took me.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He got to go to a cool ass one. I met the Rock.

[Ed Larson]

I met the Rock. He was great, man. He was. Oh, God, he's so hot.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, he's handsome.

[Ed Larson]

He's very good. Very. I mean, listen to this dude. All right, it's his movie premiere, the biggest. But he's, like, shooting for an Oscar. Then once he gets this Oscar, he's going to run for president.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Sure.

[Ed Larson]

You know, it's like, this is the plan.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't want him to be president because he's a Republican. We know that he's a Republican.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I'm not voting for him, but this is the plan. It seems like the man is so hot. He's at his movie career. He's wearing a suit, no shirt.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I mean, that's. Yeah, he. Only he can.

[Ed Larson]

I mean.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I mean, yeah, only he can do it. What does he smell like?

[Ed Larson]

I mean, it's everything and nothing.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Did he smell like. Is he stinky?

[Ed Larson]

No, not at all. No one was stinky. It was a beautiful. It was a beautiful evening.

[Henry Zebrowski]

See, but that's just the differences between here. It's just so funny because we kept saying we were both joking around when I was there with Grant at My son.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, my God, that's that picture.

[Ed Larson]

Your face is so funny. Danny's like, we're getting a picture with the Rock.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You're gonna fight.

[Ed Larson]

You're gonna fight the Rock. I don't know, Danny. I don't know if I'm gonna do. Sorry. No, you're gonna fight him. I was like, all right, well, maybe he's like. He's like, well, maybe we drug him. I was like, all right, all right, Danny, relax.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Nobody. I want our show to turn into one of these other comedy podcasts where we just talk about our green room experiences. But this really was, like, a true.

[Ed Larson]

It was a special experience.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You got to do something really funny, and it was really funny to be a. Be a my son VIP.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, you were a my son VIP. And then I'm hanging out with a 24, trying to sell your movie for you.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. Go to UFO Movie. Please help us. I would have never said anything about my movie there. I would have said.

[Ed Larson]

I would not have said anything.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All right, let's get into some more stories. Let's get some more stories. All right, so the first one we should do is this.

[Ed Larson]

Really.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This will do first, this intense one. Oh, should we start for 31? For 31. Should we just do that at first. Right. We're doing.

[Ed Larson]

We're doing 31 for 31. The list is out. Go to LP on the left at Instagram to check it out. We know there are some spelling errors. We rushed it and we're gonna fix it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We just wanted to get the list out. We are gonna fix. There are some problems with the graphic. We're gonna fix the graphic.

[Ed Larson]

We know Dead Snow is not Korean or Japanese.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No. A note in the script to put.

[Ed Larson]

A Korean or Japanese movie in the foreign section.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But then Dead Snow stayed.

[Ed Larson]

We're like, oh, we're talking about Nazis. We got to do a Nazi horror movie.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. And for those of you that are like, oh, these movies should be more intense. It's Halloween. I'm helping Eddie. I. I'm only this half of them. He did. We did back and forth. We went back and forth and we chose. And so the goal here, honestly for our 31. For 31 this year. It's spooky.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And we are hopefully going to make side stories more spooky over the next couple of weeks. The. The most spooky thing we're talk today obviously is Epstein and Deformed. But we will be getting into more spooky material as the month goes. Please send us your letters. I want to hear your ghost stories. I want to hear some really scary stuff that's happened to you. I already got some listener pastas, but I don't want fictional. I would love some real life ghost stories or real life stories that we could tell here because it's just. It's fun to do. So just email us inside stories.

[Ed Larson]

Anyone's Bang the Werewolf, even if it's a cop, you know, let us know. Especially what movie are you most excited for on the list?

[Henry Zebrowski]

So far there's movies that I have never seen before. One is the House of Dracula, which I've never seen. That is the OG Christopher Lee Dracula. That one I've never seen. And honestly, I'm really excited for our schlock that the schlock section. I'm excited for Blood Diner. I'm. I'm excited for. Because we're going to set up in my backyard a screen to watch the Thing that Came From Outer Space and Blood Feast.

[Ed Larson]

Nice. I have Blood Diner on DVD and so was that was given the me like a decade ago and I'm finally going to watch it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, I'm glad one.

[Ed Larson]

The one I'm really excited for is the Hitcher. I've never seen the Hitcher. It's good yeah, yeah, it's you. Didn't you seem like.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know what? Slashers. I go in and out on slashers.

[Ed Larson]

I like slashers. I think they're my favorite type of horror.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I feel like that's. That is very common and I'm just not. I can give or take slashers, but Hitcher is good.

[Ed Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And so, yeah, it's going to be great. But join us under 31 for 31 adventure.

[Ed Larson]

All right, says Rip Rucker. How is he? Dead. No, no, Rucker can't.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, he's not dead. Not today.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, dead 2019. Been dead for six years.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Rest in peace.

[Ed Larson]

Wow. He died the same day as my Uncle Eddie.

[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

So this guy I love, there's been a rash of it. I think it's coming a lot of because of COVID and. And it's a thing that people do. Like the idea of a semi. It's always like a semi outcast son that has lived with his parents until he's in his 50s. This happens. This happens a lot.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And then this guy, right, this one specific guy recovering, Lawrence Kraus, he like had this idea in his head that my parents are too old to live. He said that his mother fell down, smashed her face up, and his father got a terrible case of double vision that actually allowed him not drive anymore. And so he said Lawrence Krauss took it upon himself to alleviate the pain of his parents existence by murdering them.

[Ed Larson]

This guy has done nothing his entire life and starts with killing his parents.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. And he said that it's really fucked up. But then that's not just where, that's not where this goes, right? The way it happens is that he decides they start looking into the Social.

[Ed Larson]

Security checks he's cashing.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Of course, he's been doing it since 2017. So they start looking into it. Lawrence Krause, like a true proud American, decides to get in front of this news story by marching down to the CBS station, his local CBS station. This is completely real. Where he in a un asked for interview with the head anchor of I guess this. What is the wrgb, right? He with the guy who's it, Floyd. What's his name? Of the. Is the anchor. This is Greg Floyd. Yes, right. He walks in and says, I want to confess to killing my parents.

[Ed Larson]

Tiny shorts.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Go. Very tiny shorts. Loves those Under Armour shoes. And he says to him, oh my God, will you do this on camera? And if for some reason this man says yes, yes. So next thing you know, they're in a newsroom with cameras on him and he is live recording a full confession to him murdering his parents to this interviewer. Now it's so funny.

[Ed Larson]

But he's officially pleaded not guilty.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh my God, you guys got to watch this. It's 32 minutes long. It's so good. And the guy comes in, first of all, Lawrence Krauss. He's Geppetto. Yeah, right.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, that's kind of nice.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He looks like Geppetto. He has the little glasses. Paul Giamatti, big, long skullet. I love. I'm gonna get. I'm looking forward to having this skullet.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, you're gonna look good in this.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. He, obviously, he's a weird worm man. Greg Floyd turns to him and he's just like, so, what brings you here today? And at first he's all like, I just want to talk about how hard it is to have old parents. And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's just like, you know, they just get so old so fast, and the government really needs to help us. The government needs us to help do so. Basically, he does this whole beginning spiel about how the government needs to kill our parents for us.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, not Keep up Social Security.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, because he's. For him, Social Security is cooking.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, it certainly was.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's doing great. He's saying that he. You should be able to legally kill your parents. And that this guy, Greg Floyd, rip Something, he just keeps, like, being like, so how'd you do it? He's like, well, we're not gonna go into all the details, all that. How'd you do it? I would. You know, I don't feel like it's appropriate for me to. Did you beat him to death? Did you shoot her in the head? Did you stab her in the chest? He's like, oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, I wouldn't do it. Did you suffocate him? Yes.

[Ed Larson]

I thought he strangled him.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes, yes. Like, literally was just like, yeah. Yes, I did. Because he basically realized this guy. So he gives him the whole thing.

[Ed Larson]

He.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They buried him in the backyar. And then he lived with her corpses for so long. But the worst was his describing him suffocating his father to death. And then the father dead. And then his. He was like. But, you know, my mom was, like, obviously real kind of sad about that. So I gave her some time alone with him. So she laid with his corpse for several hours. And then I went in and did my mother. Jesus Christ. He told them we're going on vacation. Yeah, they did. And then he did that to his parents. They went down south.

[Ed Larson]

I can't believe they believed him.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. No.

[Ed Larson]

Well, how is he going to afford vacation? He can't even get his own place.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think there's one way you could put. Yeah, it's how you put him on vacation, Eddie.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And then, of course, all the YouTube comments are about how neither of them are wearing socks.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It is really gross, actually.

[Ed Larson]

It is. It's gross, but at the same time, he's talking about killing his parents with no socks.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's the fact that Greg Floyd is in a full suit and no socks on, and it's disgusting.

[Ed Larson]

Used to people seeing his feet.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's ready to go from the waist up. Dude, he's not Giorgio Valentino. He can't be walking around with suit and no socks on. Unless you are a literal Italian supermodel.

[Ed Larson]

But he doesn't. No one's supposed to see this man's feet.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It does seem to be like they. Like they. This was hastily put together. They both have a little cups of coffee, and he's just sitting there.

[Ed Larson]

No, this is the holding room. This is like. This is like the green room for the next guy about to go on. They're like, just grab a camera, Greg.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Do it right now, guys. Idiots about to do some great. Let's go.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

How. How does that work? That day? Like, they're all just sitting in the studios and a man shows up being like, I'd like to talk about how I killed my parents. They're all like, copters up.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And they went and so they called the police. They did this interview with him. They shook his hands. He leaves, and he gets arrested right outside. He's such a weirdo, man.

[Ed Larson]

But he's, you know, he's plead not.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Guilty, you know, and he's talking a lot. He's talking to another reporter. Oh, is that Greg Floyd again? Again?

[Ed Larson]

He. This man hasn't had.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Floyd went back in after he's jailed.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, I wonder if they have socks in jail. Oh, wow.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, they don't, because they don't have socks because the suicide was.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I wonder if Greg wore socks.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I mean, if he wants to not get.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Take notes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Jobed.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, Take notes, Greg. She'll get to talk about this. You know, like, it's like, dude, I don't want to talk about your feet. Get somebody else.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They got somebody in there.

[Ed Larson]

They're.

[Henry Zebrowski]

One thing the government's good at is killing old people.

[Ed Larson]

People. Well, right. Yeah. I don't want to jump subjects too fast, but there's another guy who took murder into his own hands this week. This fella over here. He's a vigilante. He has the. His name is. Is. Hold on one second. I'm sorry. I just Want to make sure I say it correct. Varun shs. All right. 29 year old Varun shs went on to the. To the sex offenders website.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. Local websites where they could. They. They do that sometimes, right. They put these registries together where you.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. And you know, we talked about it here on citizen app. Wants you to pay for it, but you know, you can just find it otherwise. And he found another man named David Bremer. David Bremer was convicted in 1995 of lewd and lascivious acts with a child. He was released from prison in 2004. And then Varun Suresh stabbed the out of him and murdered.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh yeah.

[Ed Larson]

He went to his house because his address was on the sex offender list. And he went to his house, he rang the door. He's like, are you. Are you David Bremer? He's like, yeah, I'm David Bremmer.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Pretended to be an accountant.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So he did this thing where he was doing. He wanted to pretend, I guess to be a door to door CPA offering tax help to old people.

[Ed Larson]

People.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's like how he got in the door. And David Bremer opened it. And then this guy, Larry Kruegersdorp, very Krugerstorp. But then this guy went wild, stabbed him. The neck.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, he kept going for the neck. He stabbed him in the neck. And then Bremer ran away. And then he chased after Bremer. Bremer went to his neighbor's house, knocked him the door. They let him in. He jumps on Bremer in the neighbor's house, starts stabbing him in the next step, gets up again, runs out into the front yard. Suresh tackles him again, slits his throat.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yep.

[Ed Larson]

And then after all of it was said and done, he said he deserved to die. He hurt children. And honestly, it was kind of fun.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's what he does. Says. He says the ordeal was honestly really fun. He thought it should be cool because everybody hates pedophiles.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Which is. I mean, he's not wrong. But it's not cool. It's never cool to kill anyone. We know this. We know that no one likes, no one wants to be murdered. No one will. No one needs to be murdered for any cause unless are actively pedophiling.

[Ed Larson]

Now I hate every pedophile.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I do not. I do not. I hate every Brimmer.

[Ed Larson]

I do not like David Brimmer.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I hate him.

[Ed Larson]

Out of prison for 21 years. Arguably rehabilitated.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Arguably.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, you know, so you know, if you're gonna do this. Actually, you know what? Don't do it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. The way I would put. The way I would put this is that we said this right before the show, and I think this could fly. Is that there's a lot of violence flying around right now.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

A lot of islands flying around. There's a lot. It's. It's kind of getting. The temperature is really high in the country and it's. You know, if pedophiles are going to catch some of it, then that's how that's going to go, you know, I mean, that's like one of those things.

[Ed Larson]

That's how that's very available on the Internet.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, this idea. And then. Because then you have somebody like, oh, what's his name? Ted Cruz, it's doing this idea of like, stop attacking pedophiles. And this idea of, like, oh, well, then maybe we need to stop having a registry. This is this new fun thing that they're also trying to do do. And it's just like, no, I think that we can just prosecute this man and stab the pedophile to death to the full extent of the law. Yeah. And we can keep doing that every single time. Pedophile gets stabbed to death. We'll just. So whoever stabbed him to death that you go to jail.

[Ed Larson]

You know that. That's what the result is.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. Am I shedding a tear? No.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Honestly, no. But that's. That's how the system works.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. He was on the Megan's Law website, which is California's version of sex offender registry.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I want them to have a flag in front of their fucking house. To be honest, I couldn't give a. About a pedophile's rights, unfortunately. So that's one of those things where I couldn't care less, but no one should be murdered for no reason.

[Ed Larson]

Yes. Man, it is a sticky situation. Oh, it's very sticky.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But it's also. Yeah. Because I'm not. I'm again, not pro the murder, but again, I'm not super sad about it.

[Ed Larson]

No, I mean, I mean, you know, when was the last time I actually really got sad about a murder?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I, you know, in general. Do you know what's interesting? Because of my. My brain, because obviously I was talking about this at the top of our himler episode one, about how, like, in therapy, I was, like, trying to explain this, like, melancholy I was experiencing this week and blah, blah, blah, and he's like, he'd been reading about Nazis and you're sad. And I was like, you. But there Was like deforvid hit me for stuff is actually making me really like it's making me really sad.

[Ed Larson]

I mean obviously I'm upset about, about you know, all the stuff.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But the deforman stuff makes me sad just because it just feels like one of those things that it's like childhood isn't Euphoria, it's not the television show and that everyone needs to like pull their heads out of their asses and like kids be kids. But that's like a whole thing. I mean, I don't know. But again I'm just a. I am a fatherless. I might. I am a fatherless childless 41 year old man who stays in his lane.

[Ed Larson]

I'll tell you what. Euphoria definitely convinced put the nail in the coffin on me wanting to have kids.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh yeah. I was just like oh, it's fine with me. I don't need kids to be cooler than me.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I mean kids to be hanging out with the weekend. Here's an update. Did this store. I actually just saw this.

[Ed Larson]

All right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This, this documentary series that was about the Austin yogurt murders. Yes. Which was a.

[Ed Larson]

How was the doc?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Do you know what? Surprisingly it is not as filling as normal documentary. You know, I mean there was something about the yogurt part of it. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It was good. It was a good documentary. It was a bit long but they basically were talking about this. This was in 1991. 14 age girls at an Austin yogurt shop were tied up. They were. I guess it wasn't. They weren't raw. But they were shot. It was a brutal murder and it's been unsolved ever since. And it just got. It seems to have just been solved. They were at it. I can't believe it's yogurt store. And then they.

[Ed Larson]

Remember those? I love those.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh yeah. Yes. Then the guy who did it set fire to the building to get rid of the bodies. But now it looks like it's. It's this guy. They, they, they tried to prosecute guys. It didn't work out. But then they, it seems that DNA.

[Ed Larson]

They gave some dude the death penalty.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. Yes. And he managed to squeak his way.

[Ed Larson]

Out of that thing because of the DNA. Didn't match his didn't match.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So now it looks like it has finally found its match which is. Is this guy. It's bashers.

[Ed Larson]

What's his first two names? It's fucking horrible.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Robert Eugene Brashers is looking like he is a serial killer. That was. He died in 1999. We shot himself during an hours long standoff with police at a motel in Kennet, Missouri. Yes, and he. It seems that they have figured out he was the one who did it. And they. There's a bunch of other cold cases that he's being attached to as well.

[Ed Larson]

South Carolina in 1990. Strangled a woman and. And then a mother and daughter in Missouri in 1990, 1998. He was also connected to a 1997 rape of a 14 year old girl in Tennessee.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Sadly though, I just wish his mustache wasn't so great. It's just. You like that stash the other one, the previous one. Not that picture, the other one, the older one. Is this the same guy? Yeah, I think it is. I think he's just fatter.

[Ed Larson]

I think he's. Yeah, he probably lost weight at that point. He's been. He's done been dead.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, he's a.

[Ed Larson]

He's been dead for 26 years.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So it looks like that story has finally come to a close.

[Ed Larson]

This guy's been dead longer than DeForvin's been alive.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Wow. God, deformed. Did so much damage. It's such a small period of time.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, no, yeah, so they, I mean, they know. I mean, thank God they, they finally were able to close this case and give these families some kind of closure. But man, what a brutal murder. I imagine some more stuff is going to come out about this guy who we didn't know anything about until he killed himself.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, no, no, we know that he was a. He had a bunch of. They're just. Now what I always get worried about with like this.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, is that they're gonna just like.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Start attaching everything, closing cases. But they did it.

[Ed Larson]

It has to be through DNA.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

If his DNA is there, he did it. He did it because he's killing people all the time.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes, he does sort of looks like. What's his name? Ike Barinholtz.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, okay. Yeah, I guess a little bit. You know, cast him in the movie.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, please.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, please.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I love him.

[Ed Larson]

I can see him as a scary actor.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's a great actor.

[Ed Larson]

This is a fun story. Let's see. We've been brutal today. Can we just do something fun real quick? Quick.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, it's been brutal.

[Ed Larson]

You're right. Everything's been. Everything's been great. There's a very mean squirrel.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, dude, this shit's up.

[Ed Larson]

There's a very mean squirrel. The squirrel has sent two people to the emergency room.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Guys, this is like not around, man.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, man. There is A squirrel. And you know where this, the squirrel lives? Diablo Circle. Oh.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The squirrel knows the pains of hell.

[Ed Larson]

But this squirrel has been ran randomly attacking people, sending people to the hospital. It's attacked five different people. Two of them have gone to the hospital.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Wow.

[Ed Larson]

And the woman said, it clamped onto my leg. The tail was flying up here. I was like, get off of me. Get off of me. Like the scrolls. Any idea what you're saying?

[Henry Zebrowski]

But it's kind of crazy, the fact that this thing's going out of its way and jumping on people and attacking people.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. And you know what I like, my favorite is the very end of the article that I read. It's from the, it's from the Associated Press. It says that, that from the Humane Society said there have never been reports of squirrel attacks coming up with rabies.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, that's the thing. They're worried about the rabies part of it. But it's also.

[Ed Larson]

But they killed the other squirrel because of rabies.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I remember that.

[Ed Larson]

You remember the guy with the big dick guy?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

And they killed. What was that squirrel's name? Mr. Peanut.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Like stinkers Snor. Peanut the squirrel.

[Ed Larson]

Peanut Squirrel. Yeah. They, they remind.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They did.

[Ed Larson]

They just offed him. But then in this story, they're like, listen, this squirrel definitely doesn't have rabies.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What has he got?

[Ed Larson]

I don't know.

[Henry Zebrowski]

On the police.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, he's probably a cte.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Whoa. They don't want to check his little squirrel prey.

[Ed Larson]

He's been playing squirrel football too long.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, that's what it is.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. He's been boxing a little bit too much.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Five months after this, they're still trying to sue for the murder of this squirrel.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, no, they're not.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's not going to happen.

[Ed Larson]

No.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, but how do you quantify how much a squirrel is worth? How much a squirrel's life is worth?

[Ed Larson]

With this squirrel, I think it's just going to be killed for murder. For, for being a mean squirrel whenever they find it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, it's assault.

[Ed Larson]

It's assault. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, until it has a victim, it's just assault.

[Ed Larson]

You're right. You're right. It's, but there is, it's not good.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I, I, I, but I actually don't really understand, like, how difficult it is to sort of like, just kick this thing to death.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, ladies, it's, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a San Francisco area, like, like suburb. So it's a lot of soft people. It's Lucas Valley. Lucas Valley.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Lucas Valley. Is that for. That's footage of it. Yeah. This is footage.

[Ed Larson]

Is footage of the squirrel.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is footage of the squirrel?

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Where is it? I don't know. I don't see it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, I don't see it.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Over there somewhere. They're afraid of them.

[Ed Larson]

Wow.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This woman is desperately afraid of this.

[Ed Larson]

Over there.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's over there. I could. I can hear it. I know it wants to. I know it wants to.

[Ed Larson]

Man, the squirrels in my backyard were the other day. It was pretty great.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Squirrels in my backyard are living a life.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Sitting out there, just loving life, and my dog just stares at him. Yeah, that's a picture of it right there. That's it.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, I could see. Yeah. He looks like Gary Busey, if Gary Busey was a squirrel.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Poor guy. He's just upset, you know.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The squirrel?

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, the squirrel.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Not Gary Busey.

[Ed Larson]

No, no, Gary Busey. I don't know.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He just grabbed some butts. You see, I got two years probation.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, is that what happened?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Grabbing butts for really?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Halloween at a horror movie festival or con. Grabbing butts.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, at some point. When are we going to remove him from the public?

[Henry Zebrowski]

The key is, again, to all people, and you all know, y' all know what to do here. That hand, no matter where it is, you can touch another human at a con. It's got to be shoulder blades up. Shoulder blades Key is shoulder blades up. Look at it. If you're even close to a pant.

[Ed Larson]

My hand in there. Mouth.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. Hand in mouth is definitely better than hand on butt.

[Ed Larson]

You think so?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah, sure. A lot of people will. Will even be. Will take a suck on a thumb. People like to suck on fingers, apparently, this whole thing. But that's the key. But I'm just saying to my artist friends, hands between the shoulder blades, man. Never touch anything else. Don't let the front. You also. You know what I do is an angle check. This is how sexless things have gotten, guys. I do an angle check.

[Ed Larson]

Check.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You can't be too close, right. You have to angle your body away. If your penis can even remotely point towards her clitoris at all, you're in a danger zone.

[Ed Larson]

That's a good point.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You want to be here with the penis facing towards the clitoris.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All right. So you want to move it away. The key always move it away. Cut the angle off, no matter what. Hand above waist.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, that's it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's all you got to do. These are all these small rules, you know?

[Ed Larson]

When it comes to the Gary Busey thing, we all know he's crazy. We all know he's dangerous. You know, we all know he's a loose cannon. Is it, at what point are the people who put him on in these cons, like, slightly responsible?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, I actually, you can't be in control of anybody's specific behavior. You really can't. And Gary Busey, you know, he goes in and out. It seems like he's one of those guys that sometimes he's fine. And also, you got to remember, remember these old school guys, these old old men, they come from a different time.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And they're really used to, I don't mind. This is not an excuse. This is the kind of shift that needs to educate these morons. But it's one of those where, like, it's not 1978 anymore. You just can't touch a woman like that no more. People are really upset. You never could.

[Ed Larson]

You never could.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You never, you know, you never should have. No, but it used to be a little bit, a little bit looser out there.

[Ed Larson]

There. Yeah. But now, I mean, don't do it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Don't do it.

[Ed Larson]

Stay away from anyone that you are worried about as well, please.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, look, he's doing fine. Happy Sunday. Ice cream Sunday for him. Oh, wow. He is frightening looking. He's just, he's scary busy.

[Ed Larson]

Historically scary.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He is, he's great. He used to be a really great actor.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Started fire your grandmother's panties. I know.

[Ed Larson]

I, I, he's amazing in the first Lethal Weapon. Lots of people are amazing.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The Buddy Holly movie.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's Buddy Holly.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, dude, he's great in that. Mel Gib Gibson, also great performer, Great performer. Great director.

[Ed Larson]

Bad human.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Bad person.

[Ed Larson]

Bad human. Oh, man, Sean Penn. So good. In one battle after another.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's what they're saying.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, Bad dude, bad guy. Great. In the movie. Sometimes the best actor is a bad human.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Sometimes you meet these. And I'll, I'll go out there and just say, try not to ever meet a comedian you're a huge fan of.

[Ed Larson]

No.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Especially nowadays, if you good, try not to meet one. Because they're all monsters. They're all so mean. Our co workers are all so mean guys.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Everybody's so mean. And except some people. Well, except for the lovely people enjoying themselves at October 7th at the Riyadh Comedy Festival, some of our very favorite Jewish friends are really enjoying themselves playing on that, getting that wonderful anniversary down and down over in the Riyadh Comedy Festival. Where guys can really be God.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yeah. Shout out to all the comics.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Chris DiStefano, our old buddy that did a fun little plug for Riyadh and how great Saudi Arabia is. How about like all the rest of the. God, it just. I'm so. I can't believe that.

[Ed Larson]

Shout out to Nimesh Patel for dropping out of.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Good work. Good on you, buddy.

[Ed Larson]

Good on you, Nimash. I'm proud of you, man.

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[Henry Zebrowski]

Speaking of some other people that have cte. Eddie.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yeah, Shane Tamura, you remember him. He was the guy who drove from Los Angeles to New York City to shoot up the offices of the NFL. He played high school football and he claimed he had cte. And so he went to the offices of the NFL in New York City, drove all the way from Las Vegas. He had a big old gun with him. And he went in and he shot up the lobby. And then he went upstairs and he went to the wrong floor because he got on the wrong elevator, shot someone from Black Rock or Black Black Stone. Black Stone shot one of the CEOs there and then ended his own life. And he had a note in his pockets that he was doing it because he had CTE and to please study his brain. I am sorry. And turns out he had it. He has cte. Wow. Now, I'm not saying that he should have done this, but it's just. It falls under the same thing we were talking about earlier.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But it's finding it very interesting that seems that the CTE kind of also fucked up the. What he was doing too, in a way. Like, it seemed like he was confused. He didn't know what quite what he was doing. He knew. He was angry.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And he wanted to do something about it. But it seems that he had all of the CTE symptoms, too, right? Where it's like, if he.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, if he didn't have gps, he probably wouldn't even gotten there.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, my God.

[Ed Larson]

If we were still working, if we were still doing map quests, you know, this. Everyone would still be alive. How.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know how hard it is to find. He would have shot at a tree somewhere in Arkansas. You know what I mean? Like, if this was a real. Back in the day, we had to follow those little squiggly lines with cte. He couldn't be able to get anywhere, man. He'd be like, God damn it. This map spaghetti.

[Ed Larson]

But, yeah, no, he. Unfortunately, he very much suffered from it. He only played high school football.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, didn't they. Is it a lot of people that say that there was a. That's the conspiracy theories that he was never there to shoot the NFL people. But it just seems like it's so deeply on the nose that. Yeah. And it does seem like, weirdly, in.

[Ed Larson]

Other cases, that would mean the cops made it up, Eddie.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, well, cops never.

[Ed Larson]

What.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Makes stuff up like that.

[Ed Larson]

But what. What's the end. End game? What's the end game of them making it. Making this up? Cops aren't gonna make up. Cops love football.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Cops watch.

[Ed Larson]

As someone who worked at a sports bar in New York City, cops love football. They're there every week watching the games. They're not gonna sit there and put negative press about the NFL out there. Yeah. They're just not.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So you think that that was the idea that.

[Ed Larson]

That this guy really did want. This guy knew he had CTE and he went there to shoot everybody, and.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He just was looking for. And then when he couldn't get. When he'd already shot up the lobby and he couldn't find. Figure out how to get into the NFL part, he just played it.

[Ed Larson]

He might have thought that he did. That's the worst part.

[Henry Zebrowski]

God, yeah. If it's just him just going back into the. They're, like, in his head just being like, laces out. Laces out.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. I mean, it's. You know, he killed civilians. He killed a cop, he killed the security guard. You know, it was a big mess, man.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And I also got some very interesting emails, like, talking about the Guardian helmet, about how, like, it doesn't really do that much, and we're still sort of in this kind of cloud. This. This is it. Your series on Aaron Hernandez could not have been at a weirder.

[Ed Larson]

It really was like. Because not only, like, the. The goal Was like for the start of football season. I didn't realize that Rudy Johnson was going to kill himself. I realized this guy was going to shoot up. I was already working on it when this crime happened.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's just interesting. And now that we know the dsct it makes a lot of sense. And I just bad. It's hard because then you and I then redefended NFL last week and you come back sorta, you know, I mean.

[Ed Larson]

I, I still, you know, I, I mentioned the things that were positive about it but then the very next breath I mentioned that Rudy Johnson took his own life.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

You know, and Rudy Johnson, he was notoriously a nice guy and until the end, you know, and so it's like he, you know, this is what happens.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. It is just. It's a shame man. But also.

[Ed Larson]

I'm done, dude.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I know you're out.

[Ed Larson]

It's. I hate, hate it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I get it.

[Ed Larson]

It's been driving me crazy all week. You know the dude, I, I said it multiple times. The amount of messages I've gotten from people that are like just thanking me for talking about it in real like with all earnest and reality of what the happening here. Like ex football players are messaging me, you know, it's just crazy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Absolutely. I get it. It's so hard. It's a whole. I could see being conflicted too though. I could see it all. I understand why people are conflicted because I do understand there's a search our country right now and I think a lot of people right now are have this idea which is coming up in our series that we're currently doing. They want a fantasy. They miss being alone in a fantasy. They miss. They miss a world that never existed. They miss a pure quote unquote world that was never there. And football and sports like key into what we were talking about before last time. That nostalgia button. That's bigger. The nostalgia button is not just about IP and about stuff like that.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's about this idea of wanting to go back to something that was simpler. And it. You gotta understand as a person, it never was.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Well, nostalgia is all like you trying to relive the. The only decent times of your childhood.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I get it.

[Ed Larson]

That's what nostalgia really is. You're keying into that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But then the thing is in my mind is like don't you want new.

[Ed Larson]

Moments now though I'm creating them personally.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The same thing we. I felt like. I'll say it, it's weird. As a 41 year old man, it felt like I became 13 again.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I mean they say. I've heard people talk about this, but it's, it's true. It's like I started to realize like.

[Ed Larson]

It'S not a midlife crisis for us. It's this fun.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. I just get to have. I'm having more fun than I've. I've had in a long time. But it's, it's. There's just something about this idea of that of like that's why they don't want to with it is because if we start with football and you really. Do you remember all the kind of drama went on when the stupid home run scandals and baseball and all the deflate gate stuff with and all that kind of stuff, it just like it bombs people out well. And they don't want to deal with their release.

[Ed Larson]

It's, it's for a lot of people, it's their entire personnel personality and I know, you know, and it's, you know, it's hard, you know. And what I miss about football, one of the things I do miss about football is because obviously even though like I, you know, I haven't watched in two years now and you know, the one thing I miss is like being able to talk to like people I don't know. Well, yeah, bros, you know, like people like, you know, it's like, oh, we're talking about, you know, what I do is I just revert back to 90s, you know.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

I started talking about the 90s because that's all burnt in my head.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

You know, like I have no idea who the playing now. You know, it's.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, if you want to worry about never having conversations ever again, just start talking about Epstein scene. Every single time they talk about football. You could just talk about all the stuff, you know, about Jeffrey Epstein or you could do stuff like that.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, just squashed all that. Oh yeah. Just be like, oh, you know my favorite player is Colin Kaepernick.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yep. Done. Yeah. All right, so we have some listener.

[Ed Larson]

Emails which is gonna stay kind of in the same little area here. It's just all, you know. Also shout out to Teddy from Lambert's cafe for sending us more molasses.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Honestly, I don't know what the we're.

[Ed Larson]

Gonna do with it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I know what I'm gonna do with it.

[Ed Larson]

Kill someone with the can. You're gonna with molasses.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'mma with it.

[Ed Larson]

Oh God.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is my new lube. You wanted it for the jar. Cuz we got a jar. Someone sent us the jar you had asked for. Molasses for the jar.

[Ed Larson]

Is that what happened?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think so. I forget.

[Ed Larson]

I forget the things.

[Henry Zebrowski]

A mess. Don't open.

[Ed Larson]

Don't open that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You think me opening up this jar of molasses is going to cause a problem in here?

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, don't open the molasses in here. In charge of the molasses.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

I don't want you touching that. We got a lot of thought. We got stuff going. You're stiff.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Bam.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I got a couple Stingers if you guys want them. Of course.

[Ed Larson]

Listen to mail. Listen to emails. Please listen.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Listen. Listener, listener. Oh, this is like new.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Feels very modern.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Very deformed.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Very deforming. Yeah. Damn, dog.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's a long ass singer.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, I was gonna say it's a little too long. It's a stinger. It's a whole like five seconds.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That was great, though.

[Ed Larson]

I appreciate it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I like that a lot. Who did that one? That one is Tyler Templeton.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, Tyler Templon.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, Tyler Templeton. Love that guy. And we've been getting so many Stingers lately. Like, it's. We've been getting flooded with Stingers. I love the Stingers. This last one is absolutely insane.

[Ed Larson]

We have another one.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This. You got to hear this one. This one is insane.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Stories. Listen to emails. Cool. Oh, kick it up a notch.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Man. That's dope, dude. Sending full songs now, man. No, man, that's awesome. Who do they.

[Ed Larson]

That one.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That one is from our buddy Cory Rock. Look at that, guys. Really great stuff.

[Ed Larson]

Thank you, Corey.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Really good stuff.

[Ed Larson]

I appreciate you, buddy. There we go.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Just wanted to share a story about the time me and my dad met Aaron Hernandez.

[Ed Larson]

Ooh.

[Henry Zebrowski]

At a Pop Warner event in Gillette Stadium. I was in seventh grade. Grade. I was given an award by my Pop Warner league for having good grades and doing community service. Aaron Hernandez was the speaker at the award ceremony that was taking place in the club box seat part of the stadium. My dad isn't a big fan of the Patriots and didn't know who Aaron Hernandez was. My dad came back to the table after going to the bathroom. He mentioned some big Hispanic guy in the bathroom with a bunch of tattoos, eyeing them up and down, down. And asking him, hey, what's your problem? To which my dad replied, I don't know. Do we have a problem? For context, my dad is about 6 foot 2 and very muscular. He's a retired Massachusetts state police officer and former SWAT team sniper. So my dad doesn't really back down from anyone. Nothing physical happened between them and Honestly, I don't remember exactly how their interaction ended. I can tell. I can tell you, I don't think your father's gay. When Aaron got on stage to give his speech, my dad was like, hey, that's the guy who tried to fight me in the bathroom. Aaron went on to give some boring, about two minute long speech about staying in school. Probably along the lines of, like, it was nice about school. Everybody, check it out. It's free talk. It's all sorts of free talk and bananas and apples. Go enjoy yourself. Afterwards, I was able to get his autograph and shake his head band. Three weeks later, he was arrested for the murder of Odin Lloyd. So all that stuff you guys are saying about him being a hyper paranoid of people staring at him is most certainly true. Just ask my dad.

[Ed Larson]

Wow.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Even though he was staring at him, he was staring at your father?

[Ed Larson]

Yes. No. Well, he was. I mean, imagine how stoned he was in that situation too. He probably smoked because he was nervous about talking in front of people. And then.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But isn't that point. Isn't he so used to being hired, it's even that big of a deal?

[Ed Larson]

Dude, you remember how much we said he was smoking? He's smoking four ounces a week.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So I'm saying at that point, you probably don't even experience anything or extreme paranoia.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, when you have ADHD and cte.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I agree. I was in jail with Herod Hernandez. Really?

[Ed Larson]

I didn't know that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I was incarcerated in the Bristol County House of corrections from November 2012 to April 2014.

[Ed Larson]

I say I made a mistake in the episode. The Bristol County Jail is actually in Massachusetts. It's not in Bristol County, Connecticut.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I found that up, you moron.

[Ed Larson]

I am a stupid person.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The misinformation that came out of your mouth put our people in danger. The misinformation. The misinformation. I never had the chance to speak to him directly. However, I did witness an incident that will probably go down. It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. There was a large corridor through which kitchen custodial workers have to pass through while heading from the main building to our respective blocks. There's a small window in the corridor which looks out into the sag yard where he was being held. For obvious reasons, two kitchen workers I happened to be walking with that day noticed him working out in the yard and started pounding on the window. He ran over dressed as kitchen workers. These guys, they shouted pantomime. You hungry, bro? We work in the kitchen. You hungry? To which he replied that he was indeed very hungry. Hungry. And a flawless Fall river accent. If you know. If you know, you know. The kitchen worker sucked his teeth and said, eat a dick, superstar, and just walked away.

[Ed Larson]

Damn.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He was mostly kept in deep segregation because of the nature of his case and alleged gang ties. And the only other experience I had with him was listening to him freestyle rap at all hours of the night. This is generally accepted as poor block action etiquette, but it happens. Needless to say, he was not good. You're unbelievable. I'm incredible. I'm absolutely unstable. My rhymes are unbeatable after a year. After I wrapped my bid, I picked up my buddy who had just wrapped his, and immediately produced a kite from a sock containing orders from the Fall river higher ups. Apparently, in the days, weeks leading up to his death, he traded everything he had. Sneakers, sweats, essentials for dope and Sabaca Zone and accrued an enormous debt. The kite included instructions to go to his wife's house, literally that day and pick up a watch to cover the debt. I was expressing my doubts when he showed me the. The bottom of the letter that said, never mind. Homeboy hung up the gloves last night.

[Ed Larson]

Damn. Imagine how many people ended up going to poor Shayana's house trying to collect random money.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah. That he promised to. That she could get and that they could. People could go get. And then she. Oh, so many. So many losers showed up.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, my God.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So many.

[Ed Larson]

God, man. It was really. Is a truly tragic story.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It is.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, it is.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But at the same time, all the laughter.

[Ed Larson]

We had the lot of time that was.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We loved doing it. I live every day knowing that I turn bad things into comedy. And sometimes that makes my therapist laugh. It does. I've made my therapist laugh. And when he says to me, oh, well, you should leave your material at home. I am my material, Buster Brown.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. You work for me.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All right. You're gonna love me. The fact that you're catching cash, getting an hour of primo, uncut material for me. Lot of. They can't even be on the podcast, cuz how deeply inappropriate and upsetting it is. I wish you could see. Sometimes I wish you could hear my therapy, because then you'd be like, you.

[Ed Larson]

Pay him to do a worse show.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, that's what I do. All right, so take it up with them.

[Ed Larson]

I want to. I want to say, we got a big thing happening this month. I. I'm very excited about it. October. Okay. Are you ready for this October last podcast on the left is the artist in residence at 88.5 the SoCal sound.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is fun.

[Ed Larson]

Yes, this is. So basically what happened was Trump cut the funding for NPR. And so this station that I love, 88.5 the SoCal sound, was doing a fundraiser to kind of recoup all the money they were losing from. And So I donated 50 bucks. I called in. I was like, yo. I was like. And then I was giving them, like, my name is Edward Larson. I gave them all my information. They're like, hold on. Ed Larson from last Podcast on the Left. I was like, yeah. I was like, you listen. He's like, yeah, we do. And I was like, hell, yeah, bro. We got to save the station. And then he's like, well, I. We're going to make you artist in residence in October for spooky month.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. So.

[Ed Larson]

So now we're doing it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So we'll be doing DJ sessions, right?

[Ed Larson]

Every Saturday in October from 6pm to 7pm Pacific. You can. You can check us out on 88.5 the SoCal Sound in Los Angeles. Also, if you're all bummed out that you're not gonna be able to hear it because you don't live in Los Angeles, go to the store, SoCal sound.org and click on the artist in residence button, and then you can listen to our episodes. All right, and here's what we're doing. Every Saturday in October. October 4th is going to be Marcus. He's doing it live. He's like, I'm going in.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm. He wants to do, like, legit. Yeah. We're pre recording. Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. And October 11th is going to be my own personal show. On October 18th is going to be no dogs in space. And October 25th is going to be Last Podcast on the Left, live on the radio. Dude, I've always wanted to be a dj.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Dude, it's awesome.

[Ed Larson]

I'm. I'm so excited for this. We're not taking any money. We're raising money for the SoCal Sound. We're saving the station. So go. Please donate to the SoCal sound.org and. And just listen to us. I can't wait for this. It's gonna be a lot of fun. Also, October 12th, I'm gonna be in Madison, Wisconsin, with Logan Metz, a comedy on State. Please come see us there. And then on November 16th, I'm gonna be in San Diego, California. And even Amber Nelson at Mike Drop.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Comedy know what Amber was doing. That's great.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And go check us out October 24th at the Metal Community Center. In Humboldt County, Redway, California. Come see Ed and I do. We're gonna have a blast. We're gonna have a Halloween costume contest.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You got to show up and get it. Please buy tickets at lastpodcast on the left dot com. We're having. Just buy it from our website. It's gonna be fucking awesome. And go check out our new interview with Ben Leonberg on the very cute indie from Good Boy, the film we interviewed, a dog.

[Ed Larson]

Yes, it was a. It was a blast. Check it out on YouTube. You can listen to it. But of course check it out on YouTube where it's obviously way funnier when you can see the dog. And also, I gotta say folks, the Kickstarter for unbelievably friendly organisms. You're very sweet. You go ahead, donate to this. We gotta get this movie made. I need to be in a movie that runs. Ron Jeremy is not also in. Yes, I've been in two movies he's. I've never been on.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's been in both of those movies.

[Ed Larson]

Both of the movies I've been in.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I need a third movie credits. Yes. So please help us with a non cancelled good. A good adult film icon like a nice adult film like that.

[Ed Larson]

So please go to the Kickstarter for ufo unbelievably friendly organisms and donate and get. Let's get this movie.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We're really starting to pick up heat. Go to UFO Movie. Thank you guys so much for your support. And go to all the other. Go to LP on the left for all of your social media needs and go to our new YouTube channels. Someplace underneath LPN Romantasy, the Foreign Report and LPN TV. And who the be? Who's the be? Check that out.

[Ed Larson]

And oh, don't forget if you had tickets for Cleveland, we are now going to the Goodyear Theater in Akan. So go and do it. Goes live on Thursday. So if you had tickets and you refer to funded, the promo is available now. So make sure you go and get tickets before it goes live to everybody. But yes. Goodyear Theater In Akron on November 29, we are officially rescheduled.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. So go check us out. And we love you, nail set.

[Ed Larson]

Hail.

[Henry Zebrowski]

North Korea.

[Ed Larson]

I'm hailing the Rock. Thank you for letting me touch you. Yep, I touched his hand and then I touched my wife. How tall is handy Hand? Way taller than me.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Wow.

[Ed Larson]

At least six two.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Awesome.

[Ed Larson]

I'm. It's very googleable. But I'm not doing it. No, I'm not doing it, Rob.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't. Six four, six four.

[Ed Larson]

You said it all right. Yeah, it was big, right?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Goodbye.

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[Henry Zebrowski]

Hey listeners, Marcus, Ed and Henry here.

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