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Le Batard & Friends - Mystery Crate
Hosted by Mike Ryan, Billy Gil, Roy Bellamy, Chris Cote, Michael Fuentes, Tony Calatayud, Jeremy Tache · EN
Mystery Crate will serve as a random grab bag of weekly topics curated and created by varying members of the "LeBatard & Friends" universe. You'll never know who or what an episode may bring. It's a mystery some would say.
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Episode Three Hundred - Eighty: Tony's One-Star Review Was SAVAGE
5d ago00:55:42Tap to summarizeTony refuses to leave bad reviews online... but after this restaurant experience, he may have changed his mind. From surprise fees and automatic gratuity to one-star reviews and food debates, this episode goes completely off the rails. Featuring: Restaurant horror stories Viral AI music Movie recommendations Calendar debates Sushi hot takes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Episode Three Hundred - Seventy Nine: We Exposed Everyone’s High School Photos
2w ago00:52:41Tap to summarizeThe Mystery Crate crew digs up old high school photos… and immediately regrets it. In this episode: Everyone gets roasted over their teenage years Jess survives a giant flying cockroach encounter A surprisingly heated sushi debate Wedding etiquette arguments Rose explains Off Campus in a way only Rose can Knicks, Heat memories, and Old Ass Story Time Some people looked exactly the same. Others… not so much. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Episode Three Hundred - Seventy Eight: Illegal Littering, Drunk Deer & Pandemic Trauma
3w ago00:54:29Tap to summarizeTony is moving into his new house and desperately needs help… but nobody on Mystery Crate wants to lift a single box. Then Rose casually admits she once dumped an entire couch at a construction site and LEFT IT THERE. This episode spirals into: Illegal couch littering confessions The worst moving experiences ever Pandemic flashbacks Drunk deer roaming France Trash chute chaos Dog disasters Celebrity sightings in New York Bowling debates Old ass hockey stories with Roy Also featuring: Mark Messier’s legendary 1994 guarantee, HOA nightmares, and why nobody should ever help friends move after age 30.Subscribe for more Mystery Crate chaos. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Episode Three Hundred - Seventy Seven: Mystery Crate’s Most Unhinged “I’m The Kind of Guy” Confessions
4w ago00:54:27Tap to summarizeOn today’s episode of Mystery Crate, we somehow went from discussing Matthew McConaughey’s disgusting tuna recipe… to debating the greatest fictional houses ever… to fully tier-ranking LETTERS of the alphabet. Yes. Actual letters. Along the way: Chris Cote reveals a truly disturbing shower habit The crew debates whether “C” should even EXIST Rose passionately defends the letter “R” Q becomes the most controversial letter in the alphabet We discuss the best TV/movie homes of all time And somehow tuna, weddings, Spotify, Scooby-Doo, and crab cakes all make appearances This episode spirals immediately and never recovers.Featuring: Chris Cote, Jessica Smetana, Roy, Rose, Zaslow, Tony, Amin, and Dameshek Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Episode Three Hundred - Seventy Six: The Saddest Songs Ever Debate + Rose's Awkward Mike Schur Story
May 100:49:41Tap to summarizeOn today’s episode of Mystery Crate, Chris Cote reveals how his DraftKings joke completely fell apart live on-air, Rose tells the most awkward Dan Le Batard / Mike Schur story imaginable, and the crew debates the saddest songs of all time. We also get into celebrity sightings at LaGuardia, elite cookie rankings, oat milk betrayal, and whether Jess should’ve FaceTimed Dan for random golfers. Chaos as always. In this episode: Chris Cote’s failed DraftKings prank Rose’s awkward Mike Schur encounter Saddest songs ever debate Celebrity sighting guessing game Best chocolate chip cookie discussion Oat milk vs real milk controversy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Episode Three Hundred - Seventy Five: Is Jeremy an Ally? How Many Times Do YOU Cook in a Week + 2000 MLB Logos Tier List
Apr 2400:54:11Tap to summarizeIs Jeremy an Ally? How Many Times Do YOU Cook in a Week, Chris Cote is snuggled up af, an we dig into 2000 MLB Logos Tier List all on this week’s Mystery Crate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Episode Three Hundred - Seventy Four: Chris Looks Good + Zas's Microplastics
Apr 1700:54:08Tap to summarizeThis week on Mystery Crate, commenters call Chris Cote skinny so he celebrates by eating like crap. Zas has microplastics in his balls and we get a newly minted, Cote's New Ass Story of the Day to pair with Zas's Old Ass Story of the Day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Episode Three Hundred - Seventy Three: We Sent Rose to Applebee’s… in Guatemala 🇬🇹
Apr 1000:54:12Tap to summarizeOn today’s episode of Mystery Crate, things go completely off the rails… We start with a very heated debate about tuna (yes… tuna), somehow transition into Masters menus, Larry Bird stories, and then—out of nowhere—Rose takes us on a LIVE tour of Guatemala City 🇬🇹… all the way to an Applebee’s. Along the way: -Tuna takes get way too serious -The Masters menu turns into a full breakdown 🍽️ -Zas delivers another legendary old-school story -Rose proves Guatemala is VERY real… with a full field trip -And yes… we end at Applebee’s This episode is pure chaos—in the best way. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Episode Three Hundred - Seventy Two: We Have A New Song, Sort Of
Apr 300:54:23Tap to summarizeThings got completely out of hand on this episode of Mystery Crate.We kick things off with the murder of the cold open, followed by a wild negotiation over $200, an original song debut, and then… absolute chaos.The main event: a 2v2 trivia showdown featuring buzzers, confusion, cheating accusations, and zero organization. What should’ve been simple turned into one of the most chaotic games we’ve ever played.Plus:-Debut of “Every Rose Has a Luis”-Millennial movie trivia (that no one could follow)-Controversial buzzer rules-Indiana Jones debate gets weird-$100K hot dog eating hypotheticalSafe to say… this one spirals. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Episode Three Hundred - Seventy One: We Tried a Simple Game… It Turned Into Chaos
Mar 2700:53:22Tap to summarizeOn today’s episode of Mystery Crate, we officially enter a new era… and it immediately goes off the rails.We debut our first official game from the new team draft format — Roy vs Tony in a head-to-head “name the category” battle — and let’s just say… rules were broken, arguments were made, and chaos followed.Plus-March Madness bets get settled-Jeremy checks in LIVE from the Marlins ballpark food tasting-Old Ass Story Time returns… with a twist-And we wrap it all up with a VERY heated fast food tier listWho won the first game? Honestly… depends who you ask. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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