I have two shameful secrets that I probably shouldn't talk about online:

I love my family.
I enjoy my hobbies.

"What an idiot!" you probably think. "Doesn't he realize that at his next job interview, HR will probably use an AI that can match his online writing based on a short sample of written text, and when they ask 'hey AI, is this guy really 100% devoted to his job, and does he spend his entire days and nights thinking about how to make his boss more rich?', the AI will laugh and print: 'beep-boop, negative, mwa-ha-ha-ha'."

And, hey, I get it. If I had a company, and I could choose between two people who are about equally qualified, but for one of them, working hardest for me is the true meaning of his life, while the other one only hopes to collect his salary and then go home and spend the rest of his day with his wife and children, I would also prefer to hire the former.

Which is why so many of us pretend to be the former. Even when we are not. Because we prefer that our families not starve. Thus the job interviews [...]

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First published:
May 4th, 2026

Source:
https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/qRZLEBmNtT6LBuFsE/it-s-nice-of-you-to-worry-about-me-but-i-really-do-have-a

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