an and Corey’s “Libservative” spirals from joking about the blandly named “12 day war” into a grab-bag of chaos: Dan’s vivid dream of Jake Paul booking him to fight Tim Pool (with CM Punk and a methylene-blue-chugging RFK Jr.), then roasting the viral RFK Jr./Kid Rock workout-sauna-pickleball video. They dig into Epstein fallout, arguing there aren’t big protests because most protests are donor-driven and elites are implicated, and they complain internet noise muddies real facts (including a Leslie Wexner hot-mic lawyer joke). They warn the US looks headed toward another Iran conflict, claiming goalposts keep moving and it’ll repeat Libya/Iraq/Syria-style “mission accomplished” destruction. They dunk on NYC “mom communism” via a Mamdani advisor calling for government-funded housing (via printing money), mock AOC’s Munich foreign-policy word salad, praise Tim Burchett calling DC a corrupt “sewer,” and play clips (Dave Smith, Blakely) tying inflation to war spending and blasting both...