Dan and Corey riff through a chaotic Libservative episode: Biden-style “everything’s fine” messaging amid $4+ gas, diesel spikes, oil as a global commodity, fertilizer shortages, and looming inflation that will make food pricier—especially crushing small farmers while “big ag” gets subsidies. They hammer Trump’s talk of “price gouging,” the Iran conflict’s economic fallout, NATO threats, and warn that even ending it now won’t quickly fix oil/fertilizer supply chains. They detour into Congress scandals (Swalwell, Gonzalez) and mock why politicians are so horny while taxpayers fund a $17M misconduct settlement slush fund and lawmakers block releasing names. They clown a Melania statement denying Epstein ties despite a friendly Maxwell email, note Apple Maps wiping southern Lebanon villages, play polling showing Trump collapsing with non-college white voters, and end with Pete Hegseth quoting Pulp Fiction as “scripture.”