Hey Lifers!
Britt is living her best life in Italy so it's Laura and Keeshia holding down the fort for this one. Laura gives us a little update on her first weekend away without the kids; two whole nights, dinner at 6:30pm with a seven minute door-to-car turnaround, and it’s pure bliss. She's also heading to India tomorrow at 5am for a ten day work trip and we get a bit of the BTS of what’s in store for the trip.
Keeshia is in one of those ‘scattered’ phases where she keeps doing stupid things that frustrate her, the people around her and also can be quite expensive ‘accidents’.

We share your worst roommate stories and they are some of the most unhinged messages we’ve ever read. Some are disgusting, some are absolutely deranged, and one involves a Tinder date being called to fix a blocked toilet.

A self-described comedian posted a video that racked up nearly two million views, cost her a job, and ignited a national conversation about race, satire, and what Australians are and aren't allowed to say; and she has not apologised to a single person. We question if "it's just a joke" can protect you legally in Australia? What are your actual rights as an employer when a staff member's public views trash your company values? And what does it say about us as a society that there's now a $46k crowdfund in her name?

“Optimisation culture has made us all miserable.” Steven Bartlett said that three glasses of wine ruined his life for three days. We ask whether we've all been so busy tracking our bio stats that we forgot to actually have fun. We chat sleep scores, going alcohol free, nonna maxxing, friction maxxing (more maxxings, we know, we know, we’re all over them) and adding ‘whimsy’ into your life in 2026.

Don't forget to slide into our DMs @lifeuncutpodcast with your questions or any remaining unhinged roommate stories we didn't get to.

TIMESTAMPS

0:00 — Intro
1:45 — What's dropping over the break
3:00 — Laura's heading to India tomorrow — ten days, three kids left behind, 5am flight
8:12 — Keeshia's been having a scatterbrained week
14:36 — Laura's first ever kid-free weekend away
18:26 — Your worst roommate stories
31:32 — Lisa Jane Spencer: the viral racist skit, the firing and the $46k crowdfund
45:30 — Optimisation culture
46:50 — Steven Bartlett had three glasses of wine and it "ruined his life"
1:01:10 — Sucks & Sweets!

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Hosted by Laura Byrne & Keeshia Pettit

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Video Produced by Vanessa Beckford & Lachy Pugsley

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