Spenser Crashes his Miata, Picking Up Hitchhikers & Ryans Terrible Wedding Gift!

Summary

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Life Wide Open with CboysTV

Episode: Spenser Crashes his Miata, Picking Up Hitchhikers & Ryan's Terrible Wedding Gift!
Original Air Date: June 23, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this lively episode, the CboysTV crew—CJ, Ben, Ryan, Ken, Evan, and Micah—catch up on recent mishaps, bizarre roadside encounters, and behind-the-scenes antics from their life as YouTubers. With their signature blend of humor, authenticity, and camaraderie, they dive into topics ranging from crashed cars and burning lawn mowers to the chaos of wedding planning and giving questionable wedding gifts. Listeners are treated to stories of spontaneous hitchhiker live streams, debate the legality of roadside rides, and get an inside look at their zany day-to-day operations.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Cboys' Signature Chaos: Showing Up Late & Breaking Things

• Show Time Struggles: The crew jokes about always being late for podcast recording, with jokes about unreliable timekeeping and showing up just in time.
  "I shouldn't have to at the ripe age of my middle twenties be like hey fellas, we have to show up at 11am to film a podcast, dude." - Evan (02:11)

• Equipment Fails: CJ admits to working on bikes instead of prepping for the podcast; the gang rib each other about always breaking the pit bikes, mowers, and more (03:20–04:07).

• Mower Mayhem: A running theme is about improper use of equipment—especially lawnmowers and the confusion about mowing rocks vs. grass.
  "I just didn't know that I couldn't just mow the rock section with the blades on. I thought they off roaded this. They have off road tires, dude." – CJ (04:01)

2. Spenser's Miata Crash

• The Incident: Spenser recounts how he crashed his Miata into a shipping container during a "test run" after a quick repair (44:10–46:19).
• No Footage Regrets: Disappointment over the lack of video evidence for the crash; CJ describes sliding so long that he had time to consider jumping out (44:51).
• Recovery: He repairs the damage with a skid steer, and the crew debate the risks of practicing stunts on their property.

3. Hitchhiking & The Viral Hobo

• Hitchhiker Story: Spenser tells of seeing a familiar hitchhiker—first with three dogs, then later without. The man is spotted live-streaming his attempts to get rides, sparking laughter and plans to pick him up for content (05:12–07:19).
• Live-Streaming Hobos: Discussion turns to TikTok "galaxy" gifts and the economics of panhandling via live video (07:20–07:55).
• Legality: The legality of hitchhiking is debated, with Ken explaining it's legal in Minnesota except for interstate highways (08:58).

4. Community Grievances: Neighbors & Speeders

• Getting Flicked Off: The group shares stories of being unfairly scolded by neighbors for allegedly speeding, despite driving the speed limit (12:13–16:38).
• Classic Quote:
  "I'm going through one of them at 32 miles per hour in a 30, and he's just... and then he flicks me off." – Ben (13:09)

5. Skatopia & Wild Events

• Skatopia Explained: Wild, lawless, 88-acre skate event described as "anarchy" and compared to Swamp Fest for skaters (19:47–22:23).
• World Record Grinds: Discussion about the latest longest rail grind records set at such events (23:12–24:13).

6. Viral, Trashy Reality TV & Fast-Paced Production Riffs

• Love Island as 'Slime Central': Banter about the weird and wild world of reality TV (25:28–28:12).
• YouTube & Podcast Hustle: The crew compare their production rates to TV shows and muse about “crazy” output—48+ episodes a year (29:01–29:32).

7. Accidental Fame & Social Media Spoilers

• Snapchat Spoilers: Mike always leaks content on Snapchat before the YouTube video launches (30:38–31:46).
• Bee Attack: Spenser gets swarmed and stung badly while filming an ad with bees—ends up with swollen ears and a new respect for antihistamines (31:46–32:07).

8. More Accidents & Mishaps

• Car Fires: The Stradman's twin-turbo Lamborghini burns due to a speculated fuel leak—crew discuss the emotional loss and the viral bystander response with fire extinguishers (41:31–43:33).
• Kubota Mower Fire: Mike narrowly stops their mower from going up in flames (43:34–43:58).

9. Wedding Planning Nightmares & Gift Gaffes

• Complex Invitations: Ben outlines the escalating costs and logistics of invitations, lamenting “big wedding” culture (52:57–54:26).
• Gifts Dilemmas: Evan sheepishly admits to giving his brother-in-law a thermostat off the registry as a wedding present (54:54–58:27).
• Quote:
  "I bought my new brother in law a thermostat for his wedding gift." – Evan (57:09)
• ‘Bad Gift’ Cycle: The guys joke about giving each other equal-tier gifts to keep it even (60:25).

10. Golf Cart Antics & Night Rides

• Golf Cart Usage: Uncle Rich and Nikki rack up miles on the golf cart at Octane Fest; crew muses about modding carts with light bars to golf at night (63:08–64:24).

11. Behind-the-Scenes Easter Eggs

• Ken’s Photos as Background Easter Egg: Running gag of swapping out Ken’s photos in the podcast set, unnoticed by many viewers (68:56–70:34).
• Soundboard Chaos: The discovery and testing of the podcast’s soundboard, with ambitions to load it up with fun effects going forward (86:00–86:48).

12. Viral Streaming Dangers & Swatting

• Swatting Scare: They share stories about streamers getting "swatted" (police raids due to prank calls), the risks and questionable justice for perpetrators (72:52–76:18).

13. UFC White House Fight & National Security

• Legendary UFC Event: Recap of the UFC fight at the White House, with American underdog Justin Gaethje's dramatic win, buzz around the patriotic setting, and the crowd of US troops (76:18–78:54).
• Thwarted Terror Plot: Ben reveals that the FBI foiled a potential terrorist attack tied to the event (79:31–80:39).

14. Chef Jen & the Dream of a Cookbook

• Chef Jen’s Impact: The guys praise Chef Jen’s daily home-cooked meals and brainstorm how her popularity could fuel a “Jen Cookbook”—with possible profits to fund a new kitchen and benefit everyone (88:02–88:35).

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote or Moment
|-----------|----------------|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 03:31 | Spenny | "People are mad at me because they think that I'm mad at you. I don't care if you break stuff. I just care about improperly using equipment and having it break." | | 07:33 | Ryan | "A galaxy is $13. TikTok takes a 50% commission. Holy, that's steep." | | 13:09 | Ben | "I'm going through one of them at 32 miles per hour in a 30, and he's just... and then he flicks me off." | | 31:46 | Spenny | "They turned on me. They freaking turned on me, dude. I got stung in both ears twice, maybe more. Then I got stung in the neck like probably three times, maybe four." | | 44:51 | CJ | "I was sliding for so long. I was like, what do I do? Do I jump out?" | | 57:09 | Evan | "I bought my new brother in law a thermostat for his wedding gift. I mean it was nice. Yeah, Sydney loved it too. But a thermostat." | | 76:26 | Spencer | "The last one wasn't really good. Gaichi winning. I mean, that's like a movie, dude." | | 79:31 | Ben | "The FBI shut down, like, a terrorist attack? ... They were trying to use basically drones that could detonate."| | 88:02 | Ben | "I told Jen the other day, you're all clouded up now. You should make a cookbook..." |

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Notable Segments & Their Timestamps

• [05:12] Spenser’s hitchhiking story and the live-streaming hobo
• [13:09] Neighborhood slow-down beefs
• [31:46] Spenser’s bee attack during ad filming
• [44:10] Spenser’s Miata crash (Crash, no footage, and the repair)
• [54:54] Evan’s embarrassing wedding gift confession
• [63:08] Golf cart mileage at Octane Fest
• [76:18] UFC at the White House, home field advantage, and thwarted terror plot
• [88:02] Chef Jen’s rise to fame and cookbook ideation

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Episode Tone & Style

This episode is classic CboysTV: ADHD energy, inside jokes, mutual ribbing, unexpectedly honest admissions, and spontaneous brainstorms on everything from content ideas to real-life struggles. They balance entertaining storytelling (even about their own foibles) with practical banter about YouTube, business, and their shared Minnesota lifestyle.

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Summary Takeaway

For longtime CboysTV fans, this episode is a treat, offering a candid window into the group’s recent blunders, high points, and ongoing hustle. The blend of automotive chaos (crashes, fires, and racing), social media hilarity, and small-town camaraderie makes for a laugh-out-loud journey with recurring themes of friendship, failing forward, and finding joy in the mayhem.

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Transcript

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[CJ]

I am just

[Ben Roth]

stressing you've been so on edge.

[Evan]

Yeah, why are you so on edge?

[Ben Roth]

And you're just like dude, are you mad at me?

[Evan]

Are you ever going to invite anybody to your wedding? Ben?

[Ben Roth]

Most of you here got saved the dates. Almost everyone. Ah, this is probably just isn't going to end well for me.

[Evan]

I had kind of forgotten to get Micah and Sydney a wedding gift.

[Ben Roth]

We get the question all the time like what are you going to do when your YouTube channel dies and you have to get real jobs?

[Spencer (Spenny)]

I'm so glad I drove a miles an hour allegedly to get here.

[Ken Jamino]

Welcome to work Micah.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

For the pod to start.

[Evan]

I, I, I don't even know having me Ken why And this is not actually for once at you just don't, don't feel bad. Although you are the latest so far. I don't even know why the we set times for things like no, nobody

[Spencer (Spenny)]

shows I show up anymore.

[CJ]

My headphones greased up.

[Ryan]

I mean I'll just jump ahead and whenever anyone tosses up everyone's got to be ready by 11. So I'm going to fire in a 1030. Guess what? It works.

[Evan]

Yeah, I know, I know but I shouldn't have to at the ripe age of my middle twenties be like hey fellas, we have to show up at 11am to film a podcast, dude. Spenny, actually today he's been talking about how black he is. And I figured out the blackest thing about him. It's 10:59. He goes, Yo, Jack, you doing anything? You bring me over to the farm, I gotta do some stuff. I go spendy. We start the podcast in one minute.

[CJ]

No, but I was working and I didn't look at my phone.

[Evan]

What were you working on?

[CJ]

I was bringing bikes back. I was.

[Evan]

You're working on your bike in the middle of the day. That's pretty black of you.

[CJ]

I was working on a company pit bike, putting a brake lever on it because it broke.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

I actually appreciate that.

[Evan]

Yeah, I do too.

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Actually.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

No, thank you for the farm the other day. And I went to go. I don't know, I was trying to ride somewhere. I'm like, I'm not going to walk here. I'll hop on this.

[Ben Roth]

On this altus.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Broken foot peg. I'm like, all, whatever, I'll hop on this.

[Mike]

Puppies and coffee, bro. Blowing out.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Blowing out tires on it. Both flat tires. I couldn't find one.

[CJ]

There's.

[Ryan]

They're next to each other. There's two there.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Well, it wasn't there, Mike. I don't know what to tell you.

[Evan]

They were. They were probably.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

I thought to myself, I go, does anything work around here? Everything's broken.

[Ben Roth]

So I.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

That's why I said, I appreciate the

[CJ]

pod, but next time you go, your

[Evan]

pitter's gonna be running and good job spending you. You kind of. People were giving you a little bit of heat last. People are breaking the mower. I mean, I don't want you to break the mower, but like, people really got fired.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

People are mad at me because they think that I'm mad at you. I don't care if you break stuff. I just care about improperly using equipment and having it break. Like, if you're riding your dirt bike hard and fucking you break something. Like, we got you, man. That's how it is. That's how it is. But like, just because you're improperly using the mower and you keep toasting them out, I can't get behind that. Because you need to learn how to drive it right and not break it.

[CJ]

I just didn't know that I couldn't just mow the rock section with the blades on. I thought it only took you three

[Spencer (Spenny)]

lawnmowers to figure that out, huh?

[CJ]

I thought I could just ride it through the. I thought they off roaded this. They have off road tires, dude.

[Ryan]

Things happen all the time. Like Lightning McQueen, the TT being dented for no reason. Ken.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Yeah.

[Ben Roth]

Like, come on.

[Ryan]

Honestly, it's so fine. But it was like that thing was mint. And I was like, who put the giant dent in the front quarter? And you're like, Ken's like, I forgot to put the parking brake on.

[Ken Jamino]

Like, I. I put the parking brake on. Didn't, like, yank it all the way.

[Mike]

That pretty much counts as not putting it on.

[Evan]

Yeah. And then it just.

[Ken Jamino]

It just rolled into the TRX wheel.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Like, if you did that on video, that'd be hilarious.

[Evan]

$2,000 truck.

[Ken Jamino]

That thing is not worth 60 anymore.

[Evan]

Not anymore. But it. It cost that. What were you saying?

[Spencer (Spenny)]

S. Nothing. I just, you know, not even on video. You know, that's just like the stupid brakes that are just not working.

[Mike]

Could you have at least clipped it? Was it in the parking lot?

[Ken Jamino]

It was in the blind spot.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

To be fair though, it is a manual. And, you know, he's just a. More so like a screen.

[Ken Jamino]

That thing was pissing me off. Because it doesn't idle. It does not idle at all.

[Mike]

It does run.

[CJ]

Normally he just presses.

[Ryan]

Pissing him off.

[CJ]

Normally he just presses park on an iPad.

[Ryan]

And it doesn't for him normally says,

[Evan]

jarvis, park my car.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

So you can't be mad at him for that.

[Evan]

No, no, exactly.

[Ryan]

Fine.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

So I'm leaving the gym this morning and I see this guy standing on the side of the road. And I go, no freaking way. It's the same guy from yesterday. But when we were leaving Red River Motorworks after Ben got his new BMW, the guy is standing on the side of the road and he's got a cardboard sign and he's a hitchhiker and

[Mike]

he just says, the one by Walmart got three dogs.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

He did then. So anyways, we were going to tell dude, Jack that.

[Mike]

Jack, you need to pull over and get this guy. And he be like, no.

[CJ]

Are you serious?

[Mike]

Like, no, seriously, Jack, you need to pull over and put these three wet dogs in the back.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

That's what I was going to do as well. So anyways, he said Detroit Lace, which is pretty much where we're going. We're just outside Detroit Lakes. I'm like, ben just picked up this new BMW. We're filming a video. I was gonna call ahead and say, you gotta turn around and pick this. Pick this guy up and bring him. But the fact that there was these two. Was it two or three dogs? Well, there's, yeah, three dogs. I kind of figured, ah, the dogs part is really the. The kicker of this. But anyways, the guy made it to DL. I saw that so too, I'm going past him and I look even closer. I'm pretty sure he's live streaming.

[Evan]

Really interesting.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

He had a little tripod set up, a charger going to his phone. It was like stationed out approximately the right distance to have him standing there with a sign. We should have picked him up.

[Ben Roth]

We still can.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

He's going to Wadena. Oh, he doesn't have the dogs, though.

[Ryan]

That's what I was thinking.

[CJ]

Well, this morning he had three dogs.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

When I had no dogs when I went away, they were tired of his.

[Mike]

When I drove, it was back and forth because I saw that guy sitting by the stop lights by Walmart a week ago. I didn't read what his sign said. I swear it's the same guy. And he had a tripod deal set up.

[Ben Roth]

Yeah.

[Evan]

You think he's doing stuff for Galaxies and stuff? Trying to get Galaxy Gas.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

But it would have been so good for the video. I mean, if you just wouldn't have had those three dogs, like, honestly, I don't think it would have fit. They were big dogs, like German Shepherd Shepherds. Yeah, but just to like, you literally just pull off of the fucking lot in this brand new car and then you just pick up a hitchhiker where you're going.

[Mike]

What's Galaxies?

[Evan]

They're like how you pay people and TikTok, like you can like. I don't know how much a galaxy is. I think it's worth.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Why don't they just do dollars? Donations, are you saying?

[Mike]

Yeah, if you're streaming, someone will like make a donation or pay you a galaxy.

[Ryan]

Galaxy.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

$13.

[Evan]

It costs 10,000 or 1,000 coins, which translates to 13 to $16. But Tik Tok takes a 50% commission. Holy, that's steep.

[CJ]

Must be like a legal thing where they can't just do like dollars. It's got to be.

[Evan]

Yeah, but that's an interesting thing, cj. Like, I've never seen anybody hitchhiking. Also live stream.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

I mean, if you got a phone and you're already hitchhiking, you might as well spend $13 on a little stand and just see what happens.

[Evan]

Yeah, no kidding, cuz.

[Ryan]

I mean, spend one galaxy and a little stand.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

He's maximizing hitchhiking or being a hobo. Like he's. He's collecting on the corner and he's even gone, you know, e commerce with it.

[Ryan]

Situations you could find yourself in.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Exactly. Just think how good it would have been for his live stream.

[Ryan]

Too.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Seaboys TV picks him up, gives him a ride to his next spot.

[Mike]

It's illegal on both ends, right? What I think for him and us, yeah, hitchhiking's illegal, but.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Yeah, that's actually bogus.

[Ryan]

I did not.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

You can't give a guy a ride. That's so bogus. That's the dumbest law I've ever heard. Like, if you want to risk it and pick up someone who might stab you in the neck, I think.

[CJ]

You don't think the issue is, like,

[Spencer (Spenny)]

breaking the law as well?

[CJ]

I think the issue is. Is because, like, people walk down the edge of the highway and that's the illegal part. That's the problem is they're in between traffic and stuff. I don't think there's no problem with driving them. I think it's just the actual doing

[Ken Jamino]

it on the road he was on. It is not illegal because that is not a limited access highway. If he was on, like, a interstate highway, that would be illegal. If he was on the highway, guard

[Spencer (Spenny)]

rails all the way across.

[Ken Jamino]

Yeah, but not if he was, like,

[Evan]

at the on ramp to get it all squared away. It is actually legal to pick up a hitchhiker in Minnesota. But I could have sworn that you weren't able to.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

You think we'd live in a hobo friendly state?

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ken Jamino]

It's like if you're. You're panhandling, like, in Fargo, the city that's the biggest city in us. There's only certain spots in town where it's legal to panhandle, where it's like, it's got to be something to do this.

[Evan]

Ben, nice of you to join us.

[Ryan]

Hit him with the line. Ken, welcome to work.

[Evan]

Oh, at least make yourself usual. Sit behind Ken.

[Ben Roth]

Chairs back here. Ken.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

11:15.

[Ben Roth]

I was in a not fun meeting.

[Evan]

Oh, sorry. My bad. I just thought maybe because the tires were burned off on your BMW, you couldn't make it.

[Ben Roth]

That is a problem as well.

[Evan]

Maybe you were hitchhiking to work. It took a little longer, which is legal.

[Ben Roth]

I might have to.

[Evan]

Yeah, it is legal, so that's good. Yeah.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

You just missed it, though, Ben. So the guy that was hitchhiking right outside of Scott's on the side of the road, he had the three dogs yesterday. I don't know if you saw him. You're probably too busy. It was in, like. Yeah, it was over by the Walmart. Anyways, I was gonna call ahead and be like, yo, you should turn around, pick this guy up. But he had three dogs, and I Honestly, just kind of figured you guys probably didn't want to do it. So I was like, yeah, whatever. Anyways, he had a sign and it said Detroit Lakes. He made it to Detroit Lakes and he's standing on the corner over by Walmart now. But I was looking at him. He doesn't have his dogs now, but he's trying to go to Wadina. Anyways, he had a phone out. He was. I'm pretty sure he was live streaming it. Totally missed on an opportunity.

[Evan]

Should we go pick him up in the Sprinter?

[Spencer (Spenny)]

We should just go give him a ride. I don't know if it's as good of a bit now, you know, versus pulling right off the lot in your BMW and literally a mile down the road you pick up a hitchhiker who's going to your city. But anyways, it's such a weird up to party.

[Mike]

Like a. Like a we bring them night.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

It's like a nice.

[CJ]

We do wine night, but we pick him up.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

You pick him up in a limo and you're going somewhere, he's like, damn, this is pretty nice. And all of a sudden everyone's eating spaghetti and starts throwing it, right?

[Mike]

We make him put all white clothes on here, put these.

[CJ]

Put these on, though. You can come in, but put all light on.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Hidden cameras everywhere.

[Ben Roth]

Insane idea. Yeah, we got to do that.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

We'd have to make sure you had some fresh clothes at the end of it and a good shower. We'd have to set them up, right? But yeah, lake.

[Mike]

Maybe you could swim in the lake.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

You can't do them like that.

[Mike]

You send them on like one of Minnesota. We're going to get a great freshwater lake.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

I think we could send them up with a hotel at least for the night.

[Evan]

When you're running the tourism hat over here. Anybody. Anybody else been getting flicked off while they're driving a lot, or is that just me?

[Ken Jamino]

That's just me on a normal day.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Ken?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Evan]

You think it's an electric. I've been trying to figure out if it's an electric car thing or it's the way I'm driving type of thing.

[Ken Jamino]

For you, probably the way you're driving. For me, it's the car I drive.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

So what do they do, Ryan?

[Ryan]

They just flick and it's not in your Corvette.

[Evan]

Why don't I.

[Ken Jamino]

What?

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Nothing.

[Evan]

All right, one. One time it was in my vet and I probably deserved it. And then the second time was in my Hummer and I also probably deserved it. But I don't. I don't know. Just all old people back. They're driving so slow. You can't get anywhere around here.

[Ben Roth]

Oh, Ryan. I actually had this happen to me the other day where, you know that spot where there's, like, houses on both sides of the road if you're going towards shor. Oh, yeah, right there.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ben Roth]

So it goes down to a 30 right there. And I'm, like, super conscious of driving through areas like that that are super tight, because I can't imagine living on a road like that. It'd be so annoying. It'd be so annoying. You're basically like, your house is like 20ft off of the the road.

[Evan]

Hardly get a car in the driveway.

[Ben Roth]

There's like a couple areas like this in our area. They have, like, the speed limit sign, and then before the speed limit sign, they have, like the digital speed limit sign that's like blinking at you. And then, like, every 10 houses, there's like the children at play signs. Like, that's how you know that they're,

[Spencer (Spenny)]

like, very fed up with.

[Ben Roth]

Very fed up with it. Right. And so, like, I'm pretty conscious of it going through those areas Now.

[Evan]

Make sure to a couple downshifts. Valves open.

[Ben Roth]

So I'm. I'm going through one of them at 32 miles per hour.

[Evan]

Oh, my gosh.

[Ben Roth]

In a 30, I'm coming up to this corner and I'm in my Porsche and there's a guy, like, right on the road. So I even slow down a little bit more because there's, like, a guy on the road, right? And he looks at me and he's doing this.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Slow down, slow down.

[Ben Roth]

I'm like, at this point going under 30.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Yeah.

[Ben Roth]

And he's just. And then he flicks me off.

[Evan]

What?

[Ben Roth]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Holy smokes.

[Ben Roth]

I like, slam on the brakes because I might have even came to a stop and put it in reverse. And then I think I did, actually. And this guy starts going like this, Come on back here, buddy. And he's flicking me off. It was insane. And so I was like. I was thinking about it and then I was just like, this is probably just. Isn't going to end well for me. And so I just put it back in drive, pulling both paddles and just

[Spencer (Spenny)]

start going boom, boom, boom. Yeah, you just look like a douchebag.

[Evan]

Holy shit.

[Ben Roth]

I was going under the speed limit and this guy is flicking me off.

[CJ]

So you hit him with a red bum?

[Ben Roth]

Yeah, so I hit him with a rev bomb and I just tore off that.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Made that. Now made you look like a dick. Holy.

[Ben Roth]

I wasn't doing anything wrong.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

But the nice thing is, is there's a lot of cars like yours in the area, so they. They know it wasn't like, you know, it could have been anyone.

[Ben Roth]

Yeah, well, I was. I was like, I could go.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

And that's Ben Roth and his Porsche GT3 RS.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Literally, like, it's not like you're in a pickup or something.

[Evan]

Two stripes down, leaving, hitting launch control.

[Ben Roth]

Yeah. I don't know. It seemed like a harmless way of, like, I wasn't gonna, like, tear off. I wasn't gonna go back and, like, start freaking out at this guy. It was just like a. Seemed like a harmless way to just be like you.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

It was harmless, but now he's like, yeah, he came flying through the neighborhood. I told him to slow down. He came to a dead stop and revved it up as loud as he could and then tore off again.

[Evan]

I can hear the story in the restaurant.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

I've had that happen to me two times, though. One time, I was on my crotch rocket, which is pretty much straight pipe. So I'm just driving through my neighborhood, and I'm going so slow because I'm trying to go, not. Not be loud. This dude comes to, slow down, slow down. And I'm literally. I think he realized in the time of me, of him yelling, slow down. How slow I was going, though, because I was coming up. I was coming up over a hill, and I literally had time as I was going past, I go, I'm going 20. Like, I said that to him, and he goes, okay. And he kind of backed down. He felt stupid. But then there was another time where I was in my pickup and I was driving the speed limit again, and this old guy comes out kind of same kind of road, and he's like, slow down, Slow down. Flicks me off. I actually come to a stop, put in reverse. I reverse all the way back because I wasn't in a good mood that day. Put the window down. I go, I'm going the speed limit. He kind of just, like, backed down. He's like, oh, people drive too fast around here. I go, yeah, but I'm going the speed limit. So why are you flicking me off?

[Evan]

Yeah, don't yell at me.

[Mike]

And then.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

And then I was just like, have a good day. And I kept going. But that was how it ended.

[CJ]

I had one happen to me in Canada. In my neighborhood, there's a school, like a playground zone. And I'm driving. I'm driving through the playground zone, and one of my neighbors, like, runs out and gets in front of my truck and starts banging on the hood. And I'm like. I was only like, dude, I was only, like, 18. And I was like, holy shit. And he's, like, banging on the hood. And then he's like, my niece is over there. You need to slow down. And I look at his lawn, and there's like, a baby in a cradle. And I'm like, this is a baby.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

They can't even walk.

[CJ]

Like, what do you mean, slow down?

[Spencer (Spenny)]

You know what you should have done, Ben? This would have really gave it to him. You should have stopped your car, put it in neutral, and then pushed it the rest of the way of the road. Be like, here you go. Sorry, man.

[Ryan]

Yeah, sorry.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

What do you want me to do? Get out and push it. Have it slow enough for you.

[Ben Roth]

Have you guys seen the videos or, like, the tik toks of people throwing, like, milk cartons at cars? Driving through schools? Oh, yeah.

[CJ]

There's one guy. There's one guy, that guy. And he does all sorts. He has a radar. He's pretty funny. And he's like, five over cake to the windshield. He throws random at cars.

[Ryan]

Yeah. In some instances, he has it in, like, kilometers. And I'm like, bro, like, you can't just chuck a jug of milk at someone unless they're actually, like, 20 over.

[Ben Roth]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

I don't know.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Riding on the school bus.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

You always had a couple kids that would just like, I got a Twinkie or whatever. I'm gonna bomb it out the window at this car. You hit him square in the windshield. Next thing you know, drives around, comes to a stop, stops the bus, and everyone's like, oh, here we go. And then they come up. Someone threw the bus driver's like, who threw it? You know, you're like.

[CJ]

Everybody goes quiet. Goes quiet.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Dude.

[Mike]

What a waste of a Twinkie.

[Ryan]

In all the instances of the neighbors telling you guys to slow down, you were actually weren't speeding. Because, like, it's not the case for me. Of course, I try to be courteous. But when I fly by in a 30 and I'm going 45, and they're, like, hitting the slow down. And I kind of hit them with the. Sorry, Sorry. And then it might be the same person again three weeks later.

[CJ]

And they're like, slow down.

[Ryan]

And I'm like. Because I'm not, like, going double the speed limit. I'm just going 10, 15 over. And I'm like, sorry, sorry.

[Evan]

Maybe I did just stir a pot. That had a bigger stew than I Thought I didn't know we were all getting it. Maybe we all gotta chill out a little bit. But yeah, I don't know. Mine. Mine were.

[Ryan]

Maybe people shouldn't live so close to the road.

[Mike]

I kind of get it though, because, like, everyone that lives in my little neighborhood drives slow. Like actually ridiculously slow. We'll go like 15 through the neighborhood. But there's like a group home that has employees and they really. They'll come through 50.

[Evan]

Oh, geez.

[Mike]

And I've never like, done anything, but done anything. But I've thought too, like, because it is just like unnecessary to go.

[Evan]

Yeah, for sure.

[Mike]

Double the speed limit. But just like fire a skateboard out or like roll a basketball. Roll a basketball down the driveway. Like, because you can hear them coming. So you have plenty of time. And I'll be like, well, if you were going slower, you wouldn't have.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

And you also have plenty of skateboards.

[CJ]

Maybe throw a. Throw a cinder block out there as they're driving by.

[Mike]

A little aggressive. The skateboard could be explained, like, why I was practicing my kick flips and I sucked so it slipped out into the road. The cinder block.

[CJ]

So can a.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

It can do some damage to a car too. Cuz if like, they hit the tail or nose, it'll fling up, smack the side, and do a kick flip. Dude, I was actually just talking to the Durn brothers. They're on their way to Skatopia right now.

[Mike]

Be so lit.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

I know. And they're going at the right.

[Mike]

How do you not skate topia? I know.

[Ryan]

I just want you to explain.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Oh, do you want to explain?

[Mike]

Skatopia is 88 acres of anarchy.

[CJ]

Wait, wait. What about when Ken thought that the sickos were the Dern brothers? Can we go over that real quick?

[Ben Roth]

Cuz that was freaking hilarious.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Yeah, little.

[Ken Jamino]

Little context to this.

[Evan]

We.

[Ken Jamino]

We're trying. We're coming up with ideas for a video. And I was like, okay, these guys.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Not a video. Not a video. We were doing twisted te ads and we were talking about simplifying the twisted tea ad. And I sent the. I sent theirs because they'd had like a. It was just like a catchy little tik tok thing. Whatever. I was like, we should do this. He goes, so the Durn bros. Like, so we. We.

[CJ]

I agree.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

We should do something like the Durn bros did.

[CJ]

And we were like, what?

[Spencer (Spenny)]

The Durham bros?

[CJ]

They do a twisted te ad? We're all like, confused about it.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

I try to simplify.

[Ken Jamino]

I just remembered it was something one of ended in o's and it was like, I'm gonna go with. I'm gonna go with Durnbros. Of course, I was wrong.

[Ryan]

Anyways, never change. Ken bro.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Basically, Skatopia is like imagine rednecks with paychecks. Except skateboard form, I would say. And probably even crazier. Definitely Maybe a little bit greasier. And at the end in June, they always have this. It's like a bowl bash, which they basically burn the place to the ground.

[CJ]

It's kind of like Swamp Fest. Kind of like Swamp Fest.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

They start this big fire. Start this big fire. Everyone gets hammered.

[Mike]

Like every year.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Fireworks are blowing up everywhere.

[Mike]

Keep adding on, cuz. Yeah, it's like 88 acres. And they'll keep building it bigger and bigger. Like there's lots of concrete. They.

[CJ]

They add a bunch of new bowl crazy features that like, you just wouldn't sketch. Yes. Like just kind of like almost like a Red Bull video idea. Just crazy obstacles.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

You're riding on like plywood in a rail.

[CJ]

Like a rail across a pond or some shit like that. Like this crazy sketch.

[Mike]

It's a free event to get into, but they stop you on the way out and they'll just take stuff from you. And they like won't let you out unless they'll get something. Satisfied with what? They'll just like raid your car.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Yeah. Or like RV or whatever.

[Mike]

Crazy now, but at least like 10, 15 years ago when I was back in the day, when it was gnarly. Yeah. They'd literally just like hold you hostage and just like they like throw.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

They start throwing like throws out of your cars. Whatever.

[Ryan]

I'm a lot more unfamiliar.

[Ben Roth]

People, people running, people.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

It's like it' an anarchy around there.

[Ben Roth]

Pretty much crazier than Swamp Fest, I'd say.

[CJ]

It's like close, but just a skateboard version.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Kind of similar, but I think it's more core.

[CJ]

Yeah, more. But there's skaters pull up to Swamp Fest. But it's more so bmx, right. It's a little bit oriented, a bit of everything. But like, dude, there's always like the odd kid that'll like show up on a pit bike and do something crazy like with the skaters. And everybody's like fired up. Cuz like everybody's just sending like as long as you can send it like that. I feel like that's where I need to go. I need to go up the Swamp Fest on a moto bike and like do something crazy.

[Ben Roth]

It'd be lit.

[Mike]

I think there's actually a moto track like on The.

[CJ]

On the property.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

I mean, dude, I'm down.

[Mike]

There were even scooter kids that were getting after it, and they, like, made all the edits because they were actually killing it.

[CJ]

If you throw down, you're like, the whole crowd will cheer for you. But if you show up and you, like, flop, then everybody, like, shames. You're like, get out of here. Throw beer cans and at you.

[Ryan]

Wow.

[CJ]

But if you throw down it, you can literally almost pull up on anything if you're ripping.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah.

[CJ]

And everybody. Everybody loves it. If you did something gnarly, it'd be hyped, probably.

[Mike]

You could hit the really long rail on the quad over the pond.

[Ryan]

Did you see Kanan Dern doing the world.

[Mike]

World record?

[Spencer (Spenny)]

I know, yeah.

[CJ]

Seen that.

[Ryan]

230, 227, whatever it was. And the last previous record was 204.

[Mike]

Was it Rob that had the last one? Rob Dudic, because at one in one of his episodes, he did records. But I don't know if that. It was the record right up until this.

[Ryan]

But it was just cool. Like, what. What a long. Like, that's almost a football field. I mean, you're, like, 70ft off.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Holy.

[Mike]

Really?

[CJ]

Yeah. It's a long downhill rail, and it

[Spencer (Spenny)]

was going pretty fast, too. Like, by the end of it.

[Ryan]

Yeah. And it was round. That was cool.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Where did you shout out,

[Ben Roth]

really?

[Ryan]

So, like. But think, like, they. They had to set it up also. Probably better for falling. They had to just set it up in the grass. And then he landed on plywood down at the end.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

But that way you have enough of, like, concrete, and you need the downhill and.

[CJ]

Yeah, you need this.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Sliding out into the grass is probably way better than.

[CJ]

Way better. Yeah.

[Mike]

I didn't see, like. I don't even know if it's in a full video yet. I just saw, like, the Instagram clip. But the few falls.

[CJ]

I mean, you're going fast.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

He's going back.

[CJ]

You step off and you, like. Like, you try to run out and then you lose your running and you

[Ben Roth]

slip and you slide.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Shout out the Durham Bros.

[Mike]

Though.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

I'm looking forward to the Skatopia episode and the.

[Ben Roth]

Yeah.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Longest Grind.

[Ryan]

Last one was held by Jaeger Eaton. 204.

[Mike]

He's a shredder.

[Evan]

That's a long way.

[Ryan]

But it says his was on a rail featuring multiple kinks and curves at Nickelodeon's studios in Los Angeles, California.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

You guys ever seen that? They have, like, the Nickelodeon studios in. I don't know if it's in Florida or not. But it was like where everything was being filmed back in like the 90s and all that. And then it basically got shut down and was abandoned for a long time.

[CJ]

I haven't seen.

[Ken Jamino]

I think it was in la where it was like a production studio.

[Ben Roth]

Yeah.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

But it was abandoned then for like a decade, if not two, and like no one was in it.

[Evan]

Nickelodeon always has some weird going on.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Yeah, but like people would go like YouTube. People would like sneak in and like film it.

[Ben Roth]

I don't know.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

You can watch it on YouTube.

[Mike]

We should slime somebody legendary Back.

[CJ]

Bring back.

[Evan]

No.

[Ryan]

You know who has brought back sliming Love Island. They do these like wack ass challenges.

[Mike]

I can't believe I missed that.

[CJ]

Yeah, nobody has seen that, but I've watched it.

[Ryan]

They just, they love, they love slime. They're like, okay, now for the next challenge, you're going to have to get into this pool of slime and then get all the slime off your bodies into this bowl.

[CJ]

And then what?

[Ryan]

Then after that, then they have to eat it. Then they pick somebody sitting in like the panel to slime. And I'm like, what is this? Nickelodeon?

[CJ]

So point pointless.

[Ryan]

Well, I mean, it's just like I got.

[CJ]

Oh my God, Karen got her hair slime.

[Ryan]

Dude.

[CJ]

And they're just like freaking out at

[Ryan]

each other, like sitting there and they had like a string tied to their foot and they had to like lower the hot dog into their mouth and eat it.

[Mike]

Okay, now I see why you're watching.

[Ryan]

And then they had like my dream, their other foot had the hot dog for the other person. So they're doing that and then we

[CJ]

this up, we could.

[Ryan]

But then as they're doing it, there's

[Spencer (Spenny)]

the Love island or the hot dog part.

[Mike]

The hot dog part.

[Ryan]

There's these slime shooters and they just blast them in the ear with a bunch of slime. They're all like, oh, what the.

[Mike]

While trying to get the dog.

[CJ]

Yes, they love slime.

[Ryan]

And then it just goes back to them. Just like drama making out like, nor like. It's the weirdest thing. It's reality tv.

[Evan]

It's crazy tv. But to be fair, they put out six episodes a week.

[Ryan]

All an hour plus long.

[Evan]

All an hour long.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

It is. I mean, like six episodes a week. Every day.

[Ken Jamino]

Every week.

[Ryan]

And they're like an hour 20.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

That's impressive.

[Ben Roth]

Wait, every week?

[Mike]

They don't take breaks for how long?

[Ryan]

Wednesdays. That's it.

[Evan]

The Wednesdays they take off. And then technically Saturdays they do like a, A podcast review.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

But yeah, I mean they have a new cast every time or.

[Evan]

No, no, no. They add people and take people away. But it, I mean, dude, people don't give that enough credit. Like that's crazy. Putting out six hour long episodes per week.

[Ken Jamino]

I. I saw a video on how they produce that and like make that happen and it's like within 36 hours of when it's filmed, it's published.

[Evan]

Yeah, it's the preview.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Editing it as, as it's being filmed,

[Ken Jamino]

it's getting uploaded, sent off to editors like around the world so they can like chop it together and have it happen in time.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Like they have like a room where like people are watching all the cameras and as it's being filmed, they're writing the storyline. Like they're like, okay, cut the camera B. Like we're going to form around that. And then also heard about this. So then the episode goes live and they see the reception and then from that they also will then tweak the next episode. You know, you just have to have a crazy team that's always going. So they don't have seasons though. Like they don't have like where they have a month or two off.

[Evan]

Yeah, they do. They do it like it's a summer. Like they do one, one thing and they put out like 40 episodes or something like that.

[Ryan]

You know what's interesting is that yeah, they do it once a year. But yeah, they're editing them as they do it versus like filming the whole season and then editing it after.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

I'm sure it's tough, especially with social media. Like they're trying to not let get spilled before, you know.

[Evan]

Well, yeah, they're in there with no phones, no, no nothing. It's a crazy program. But actually the executive producer just died in Fiji while they were filming. How unexpected. Or something Unexpected medical complication. But I mean, which is obviously incredibly sad. But like imagine he like literally was working up until like and then died. Like that's how hard of a program they're running out there.

[Ryan]

Pretty crazy even.

[Evan]

Think about like YouTubers. Like we're putting out 48 episodes a year. Name another TV show that's putting up 48 episodes.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Exactly.

[CJ]

You're right.

[Evan]

You're right.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Ridiculousness.

[Evan]

They're, they're running a crazy program too. But like anybody who's actually making new stuff, like what's South Park?

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Dude, I wish south park would go back to when they posted just a normal season of like 20 episodes a year. It's just tough.

[Evan]

You know, the Simpsons is like 18. Family Guy is like 18.

[Ben Roth]

Yeah.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Most shows aren't doing it like that.

[Ben Roth]

That's pretty cool. Yeah.

[Evan]

Crazy program.

[Ryan]

Yeah. 48 episodes a year.

[Evan]

Plus we're making 48 podcasts a year.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

And plus, if you're not following us on Snapchat, you probably should be, because we. We do all kinds of. You probably should be.

[CJ]

I mean, Mike plugging in Snapchat.

[Ryan]

I didn't plug mine, did I?

[CJ]

No, no, we're buddies.

[Ben Roth]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Each of us are posting on Snapchat, and you can see what cj, Ryan, Evan, Spanny, me, Ben, Ken.

[Evan]

I love when Ken posts, dude. He'll just.

[Ryan]

Poster.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

It's just like this shaky. Like, it's rare. It fits them, though.

[CJ]

It's great.

[Ryan]

Poster.

[Ben Roth]

We. We have a. A ongoing joke of whenever we're doing something, the whole crew just knows, like, hey, don't post this before the YouTube video goes out. Because it. You know, we try and. Which, for the record, try and save it. No one for the YouTube video. Right.

[Ryan]

I have offenses of everybody doing it.

[Ben Roth]

I mean, everyone is under the same, including me. Well, we have a. The ongoing joke is. And it's already live on Mike. Snapchat. Yep.

[Evan]

Sometimes before even something happens, we're like, oh, Mike got it on a Snapchat.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ben Roth]

Was anyone filming that? Yeah, Mike was. It was on a snap.

[Ryan]

It's live on my Snap.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Evan]

That's probably the best plug I. We could have accidentally gave you for your Snapchat right there.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Well, did you guys see my Snapchat? So I was filming. I don't even know if the ad got approved, but I was filming a DraftKings ad, and one of the parts in it, I was doing something with my bees just to, like, try and make that a little bit more entertaining. Well, Jack's filming with me. He starts kind of squirming around because the bees are flying. Like, I just went in, I had my suit on. I don't even wear the suit ever. But just because we were doing the ad, I thought it'd be funnier if I'm wearing the suit. I reach in, grab a bunch of these bees, right? Start, like, squirming around kind of. They were, like, kind of fired up because I grabbed them out of there, but we were fine. Jack kind of jerks away with the camera comes back to me. They turned on me. They freaking turned on me, dude. And I got. They started attacking my ears. They were trying to go into my ears, like, in the canal. You couldn't swat them like, they were in my canals. And I know for a fact I got stung in both ears twice,

[Ben Roth]

maybe more.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

But then I got stung in the neck like probably three times, maybe four. So we take off running. Anyways, my ears swelled up the next day. So it's like four in the morning and I get home and Alex like you should take a anti histamine or Benadryl. Whatever I was, I don't need that. I'm fine. You know, I wake up at four in the morning, my ears are so swollen shut.

[Ben Roth]

Wasn't fine I thought I had Today's

[Spencer (Spenny)]

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[Spencer (Spenny)]

Instacart earplugs in, like, you couldn't even put your, like, a Q tip in it.

[CJ]

And it was.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

It was actually pretty scary.

[Evan]

You looked like a UFC fight.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Really bad. They were, like, just on fire.

[CJ]

They. Yeah, like, they were just on fire.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Yeah. I took a little video after, though, and, like, it felt like I had cauliflower here. If I were to guess what, Having cauliflower here, like, they were just, like, out and, like, really, like, balloon puffy.

[Evan]

Your neck was all swollen too.

[Mike]

I know.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

It was itchy for a while, so at least I know I'm not allergic.

[Ryan]

That's good.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Or maybe I am with the way it reacted. But I didn't die.

[Ben Roth]

So we're good. Yeah.

[Mike]

Production might be down now, though, because don't bees die after they sting you?

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ben Roth]

I mean,

[Spencer (Spenny)]

we got enough to spare probably 10 of them.

[Ryan]

I love seeing them around. I love when I was, like, taking a whiz in the back corner over here, pretty far away from the bees, and I saw bees kind of buzzing around over there. And you can tell because those bees look different than the bees we have around here.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Yeah, Italians, they're working bees, but yeah,

[Evan]

they turned on you. It's a good thing your buffalo haven't turned on you, Bobby.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

No, I think the only place would be your nuts, then your ears straight up.

[Mike]

Should we find out?

[Spencer (Spenny)]

No, dude. Steve O. Did it, though.

[Mike]

Didn't he.

[Evan]

Didn't they fill a limo up with bees?

[CJ]

Yeah, he did.

[Mike]

Like, the. His underpants.

[Ryan]

Oh.

[Mike]

Or like.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Yeah, whatever.

[Mike]

He had a kid because, you know,

[Spencer (Spenny)]

they just did it all around his hole.

[Ben Roth]

But then it was the bikini, wasn't it?

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Yeah, yeah, bikini. But I don't think there was anything underneath it. It was just naked.

[Ben Roth]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

That's insane. So, like, I can't imagine how swollen that was.

[CJ]

Maybe.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Maybe it was.

[Evan]

How do you think their meeting pitches go? Like, when they're like, all right, we're gonna put somebody. Like, we do things. Sometimes. We're like. Sometimes when we're coming up with challenges for, like, the cheap car challenges or the whatever. I'm like, I really hope I don't have to do that one. Like, when we figured out we were gonna have to do the couples photo shoot. Tattoos, shaved hair, nipple piercing, stuff like that. Like, imagine their meetings.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Like, you're sitting there, and someone's like,

[CJ]

yo, we should take a hot sauce up the ass.

[Evan]

Yeah. Who should climb over some alligators with steak between their legs, literally.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

And they're like, oh, I think you're just. They're probably just balancing it out. They're like, I really don't want to do this one, so I'll. I'll take that one. So that way I don't have to do that.

[Evan]

I'll suggest being shot out of a rocket instead.

[Ryan]

But sometimes our calls to professionals in certain areas are pretty crazy. I'd only imagine that theirs are actually insane.

[Mike]

But Manny's like their animal guy, and I think he loves that shit. His name Manny.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

They have the last jackass ever coming out this month.

[Mike]

In a week.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Is it really?

[Mike]

I believe. Yeah, it's Friday. Next Friday.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

The last jackass ever. Which is crazy.

[Ben Roth]

They've been saying that, though, haven't they?

[Spencer (Spenny)]

No, this is literally the final. It says it in the name. I think what we said while they're filming, they just assumed, like, how are we gonna top this? You know, like, they thought that after, like, one and then two and then three.

[Evan]

Yeah, they're calling it best and last,

[Mike]

but, yeah, this one's definitely being promoted right from the start.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Yeah, they're calling it. I mean, they're old now.

[CJ]

Yeah, they are old, and they're only gonna get older.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Honestly, a hell of a career, though. I mean, 26 years.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

They lasted a long time for the type of. They were doing.

[Ryan]

So is Bam in it Parade?

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Yeah, they had, like, this gay parade thing.

[Mike]

Yeah. I never really Got.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

No, it's literally a gay parade. Like, I'm not saying it was gay. It was just actually gay like they had. But they. But they do a lot of gay

[Mike]

parade, crazy naked stuff. So maybe that's like. I think it's good for their program.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Very pro game.

[Evan]

Yeah, they're running a crazy program. 26 years is a minute.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Yeah. But I bet you we've made more videos in a year, though. I mean, obviously they make movies, but, like, you know, they always had good breaks in between, which they've had a

[Mike]

few more injuries than us for sure, for.

[Ben Roth]

You know what's crazy? Like, we get the question all the time, like, what are you going to do when. When your YouTube channel dies or fizzles out and you have to get real jobs? Like, and then they always compare us to Jackass, but imagine the actual Jackass crew, when people would be like, when are you guys going to get real jobs? And they've been doing it for 26 years. Yeah, they really defied the odds.

[Mike]

I mean, some of those guys, though, I think do have real, like, cast has changed over the years. Like, I'm trying to think, but like, from the first movie or two, I think some of those guys, like, yeah,

[CJ]

they definitely do jaw. Like, even Johnny did, like, some announcing jobs here and there. I think they run different gigs. They got side gigs.

[Ryan]

Johnny's a host of Fear Factor now.

[Evan]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike]

What was Bam's best friend from High Done? No, the one that was always on stuff.

[CJ]

Oh, oh, is that Chris Ponto?

[Mike]

No, no, no, no, no, no. He was only in the first movie. He was in the MTV show in the first movie. But either way, I think he went off to, like, have a pretty normal life and.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Well, yeah, he didn't. Yeah, yeah, he's a plumber.

[Ken Jamino]

Street back.

[Evan]

Tommy did drywall.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Evan]

But yeah, that. That's. That's a crazy run. Good for them.

[Ryan]

I mean, I know he's said it before, but when people compare us to Jackass, I'm like, just go watch. Run a couple Seaboise episodes and go watch one of the Jackass movies and you won't be saying that anymore.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Yeah, way different way.

[Ryan]

I do.

[Mike]

Like, when we turn up a little Jackass on our end, though, there's definitely

[Spencer (Spenny)]

some inspiration and you can see some, like, style and, like, some Jackass taste for sure. Like, you know, that we've taken from it.

[Ryan]

I mean, we.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

We've pulled a lot of inspiration from a lot of places and then also, you know, put our own twist on Things.

[Mike]

So just talking about it, I want to like throw pumpkins on our heads and do hit some shopping carts. We go to the bomb some hills

[Spencer (Spenny)]

and some shops, shopping cart, drive them into a curve and then have a bush.

[Mike]

That's what I think when I think of like the most classic. I think it was even cky stuff. But yeah, there's like a whole segment, like a couple minutes where they're just getting bodied in cards.

[Evan]

My favorite is when Ryan Dunn is shopping for sunglasses at the sunglass booth and he gets drop kicked, stands up. You see, these are the exact type of shenanigans I was trying to avoid.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

The guy you were thinking about is Chris Rab.

[Mike]

Exactly.

[CJ]

Chris Rabb.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

I finally figured it out.

[Evan]

Did you guys see that Stradman's Lambo Gallardo started on fire while he's driving it?

[Mike]

Do we know why?

[Ryan]

I don't.

[CJ]

In the middle of the road.

[Evan]

In the middle of the road. Yeah.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

I think I had a turtle. I had a turbo.

[Mike]

Most people don't drive it in the ditch. Many.

[CJ]

Well, I mean, it happened anywhere.

[Evan]

He believes it was a fuel leak or something, I think is what he speculated. I watched like the Instagram video. I haven't watched the full YouTube video.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

It was twin turbo, so I'm sure, you know, it probably had something to do with that. He also had a bunch of trouble with the twin turbo setup. Like, I know he had it. He was trying to get that thing twin turbo for like two years. And one of the shops that had it was not good. And then we saw it. Yeah, it was in the two car challenge.

[Ben Roth]

It was.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

That was the shop that.

[Ben Roth]

That fixed it, right?

[CJ]

That fixed it.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

That's the thing though. Like you put a twin turbo kit on cars like that, it doesn't take much for just if like a small fuel leak or something like that, it can start on fire. And I mean, it happened to Gabe Farrell with his R8. He had a twin turbo R8 burned.

[Evan]

Did it really? Yeah, I can't.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

I.

[Evan]

Did you guys watch the Instagram clip of it of him getting out of the car? I mean, it was tough because, like, of all of his cars, like, meant the most to him. Like, obviously there's a financial aspect of things, but like the sentimental aspect on that car for him was huge. I mean, like, that was his first car that started the channel. You could tell he was so crushed.

[CJ]

He was like almost crying. He said that too.

[Evan]

Yeah. But the fact that all those people spawned out of nowhere with fire extinguishers,

[CJ]

I couldn't believe how many people had fire extinguishers. Like, there was, like, six or seven guys just pulling up with.

[Ryan]

But it was. I mean, gosh. I know. Like, how do you emotionally process just watching your Lamborghini burn? Like, there's nothing you can do. Until the guys with the fire extinguisher showed up.

[CJ]

But it just.

[Ryan]

It goes from, oh, no, it's on fire to like, oh, no, I might actually watch this thing burn to the ground within, like, a minute.

[CJ]

When it came on, that's what I thought was gonna happen. I'm like, oh, we're gonna get to see this thing burn fully to the ground.

[Ryan]

That's usually the case.

[CJ]

The case, yeah. Luckily, they got it out and it didn't burn fully down.

[Ryan]

So.

[Mike]

I kind of know the feeling, though, because that nice Kubota mower I was running, I thought I was gonna see go completely up in flames. Luckily, I was able to extinguish it. Dude, I think it was like a voltage regulator. Must had a crack in it or something. I was giving her a little pressure wash. She just fire.

[Evan]

It still runs.

[Mike]

It ran enough for Dalton to take it out to the track and fart around with it, but now, apparently, it doesn't run again.

[Evan]

Classic.

[Ben Roth]

Thank God it wasn't me.

[Evan]

Yeah, I would have not been good for your program.

[Ryan]

Too bad all you need is a fresh belt on yours, Ben.

[CJ]

Yeah, I hope so.

[Evan]

Haven't even looked at it.

[Ben Roth]

Spinny. Can we talk about you running into the side of the shipping container?

[CJ]

Yeah, but there's no clip, though.

[Ryan]

That's okay.

[CJ]

There's no clip, which I'm so bummed about. Like, how do you push that far?

[Mike]

At least in a Miata? It doesn't even go fast enough to push that well.

[CJ]

I was just. I was hitting the players.

[Evan]

They're slicks.

[CJ]

I was hitting the corner fast because I just changed the fuel filter. The fuel filter. So I was just doing a little speed run, and I didn't want to do it on the main highway. And then I came around the corner and I literally pulled a Ben Roth. I just came around the corner, turned the wheel, and there was some dust on the track, and I just slid all the way. I was sliding for so long. I was like, what do I do? Do I jump out? Like, I had time to think. I had time to.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Do I jump out?

[CJ]

I was like, do I jump out? I was like, I don't have an E brake, so I can't, like, just freaking rip it. Do I let the clutch out?

[Mike]

Should have dumped the dump the clutch and got the rear end out.

[Evan]

Do you remember when that was?

[Ken Jamino]

Spinny.

[CJ]

I have the date on my phone.

[Evan]

Can you find the date? I can see the shipping container in this angle.

[Ben Roth]

Can you?

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Might get footage of it after all.

[Ben Roth]

Guys, let me grab the zoomed in.

[Evan]

Yeah, it's going to be not ideal, but we should probably put a poll out there just to one of them 360s to capture.

[Mike]

Oh, I thought you're going to say like something else. Like the merch worker ran the drift truck into.

[CJ]

Okay. It was 5:34. Friday, June 12th on the dot.

[Ryan]

Right there.

[Evan]

5:35.

[CJ]

Well, I screenshotted it because I literally knew. I was like, God damn it. This is gonna like. I'm gonna have to freaking explain this one. So I better freaking save the date.

[Mike]

I. I do that when something happens. Yeah, I'll just screenshot my home.

[CJ]

Screenshot my home screen.

[Ryan]

I love getting those calls. You know, let's just say it's like 12:30am Evan, the camera on the side, north side of the building. Pull the footage.

[Mike]

Now Uncle Rich is flopping around the driveway like a freaking crappie.

[Ryan]

Spencer, I will say you did a really good job bouncing the dent back out.

[CJ]

I wouldn't fix. I tried to get the dent is

[Ryan]

how did you watch?

[CJ]

As I could. I took the skid steer in there with the forks and I just wiggled it against the dents and then it came out. It came out a lot better than it was, which I was happy about.

[Ben Roth]

Oh, you got the dent out of the shooting container.

[CJ]

I fixed it more than it was.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

We're gonna have a good shot of this. To be fair though, Spenny, you were just practicing your drifting and that container was eventually going to get hit. Well, it's a different situation than the lawnmower. It's okay.

[CJ]

I'm nervous for this.

[Mike]

Okay.

[CJ]

He wasn't really that bad. It wasn't really the same.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

I figured he was coming down as

[Ben Roth]

well to be very.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

So funny, brother.

[Ben Roth]

Why did that shipping container was bound to get hit.

[Mike]

You locked up the brakes.

[CJ]

Yeah, because I was sliding. I wasn't gonna be able to kick it out.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Justin's boat got hit. Then you'd have an issue.

[CJ]

Dude, Dalton almost hit Justin's boat in my car after.

[Evan]

It takes you a long time to get out. Were you okay?

[CJ]

Well, I was like, I was. I. I was calling. Yeah, no, I was 100. Fine. But I was calling Dalton and like getting to make sure we could get footage of it. Like there at least so that's why Dalton just ran across. I was like, yo, we got like, I just hit the container. You gotta come over here right now. I can't back up. I was trying to just at least get footage of it so it would

[Ben Roth]

be something for Justin's sake.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Someone should tell him not to park his boat.

[CJ]

He moved it. He moved it?

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Yeah. Just for future. Just. I wouldn't park his.

[Mike]

It might have been a planned out play on his end, you know, trying to come. Boy, gee whiz, I sure hope one of these idiots runs into my nice boat.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Well, listen, we're not filming a YouTube video. Whoever runs into it is gonna have to figure it out on their own dime.

[CJ]

So if you're saying we're filming, we can blow right through it.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

I mean, it'll be a little bit

[Mike]

more in the armored truck.

[CJ]

Yeah, I did. I did feel bad. And I feel like sometimes there's just stints where, like, I break one thing, and then I have, like, three really bad days, and then it gets fine again, and then I. Like, for the three days, I am just stressing. Like, I don't even stress, but the only time I'm stressing is when I'm here and something breaks.

[Ben Roth]

Can we talk about that? Of like, you've been so on edge.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Yeah. Why are you so on edge?

[Ben Roth]

And you're just like, dude, are you mad at me? I'm like, what?

[CJ]

Because. Well, it's just. I don't know, it's tough when you're breaking stuff that you don't own. But I am breaking my own stuff, too.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

At the same time, spending the only thing you've broken that. Actually, I'll just speak for myself. Me, Matt was just a lawnmowers when you were just genuinely trying to mow the lawn. Because I just think that's improper use. But hitting the shipping container, your dirt bike, like, if you're just riding hard or you're whatever, like, that stuff's gonna happen. Don't worry about it. Just a lawnmower, you know, just trying to cut the grass.

[Ben Roth]

You hit a rock.

[Mike]

I'm kind of like, practice, you know, he's practicing mowing.

[CJ]

I'm practicing. I'm gonna get better one day. I'm not gonna always have any lawnmowers

[Spencer (Spenny)]

left at that rate.

[Ryan]

Maybe we'll have to do what I. When I was little, I wanted to mow the bad, so my grandpa and dad would have me go out and mow, but I couldn't turn the blade on.

[Mike]

Yeah. Oh, my God.

[CJ]

Maybe I need to do that then.

[Evan]

Holy. They were just like.

[Ryan]

Keep in mind, I was like five and my feet were like, you know, the pedals are down here and my feet are hanging.

[CJ]

Like maybe, maybe I need to do that for a little bit. Pull the blades off my mower and I'll ride it around and just get good practice laps in. And then maybe I can, you know, graduate up to the blades.

[Ryan]

And yeah, as you're going, no blades, no nothing. You can pick all the debris in front of you and then your next pass, you'll be dialed.

[Evan]

It's a good point.

[CJ]

True. But then it's going to take twice as long.

[Ryan]

Dude, I'm so stoked that we have so many mowers now. It's awesome. At any given moment, any of us. Well, besides them being broken at any

[Spencer (Spenny)]

given moment, I was going to say.

[Ryan]

No, we do, we do. We just gotta fix them.

[Ben Roth]

So in the last pod, I was talking about that lawn dude. I think that's actually his name, who gets out background guy rips. No, no, the guy that's like the guy that's mowing Rick Rosses for his car show and just like ripping lasers like on Instagram and Tick tock. And anyway, he's just all over my feed and I saw him kind of expose one of his secrets of like ripping such pronounced lines in the grass. You know, it's so satisfying when you drive by and do it. Every other one is checkered. He mows normal at like four and a half inches. When he gets done with the yard, he puts the deck all the way down and then he doesn't turn the blades on.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Oh, and drag like you might like you.

[Ben Roth]

And then he's just pushing the. Pushing the.

[Ryan]

Because I've seen it. They'll like, they'll put like this thing that basically just looks like a broom.

[CJ]

Yeah, a roller. Yeah, there's rollers that you can put her.

[Ben Roth]

A broom.

[Ryan]

That's interesting.

[Ken Jamino]

I keep getting ads for those roller things that basically you mow it and then it. At the same time, it just drags behind you.

[Evan]

Ken's yard. You don't got any grass out there.

[Ryan]

I just saw this video where someone like, is basically doing what he does, manicuring the shit out of this lawn. It looks incredible. And someone in the comments is so fired up, they're like, what is even the point of getting a perfect lawn? This is what the government wants you to do, when you should in reality be using your land to grow vegetables and fruits. Like, they were so fired up that, like, it has became a thing to, like, manicure your lawn. What a pointless thing. It's all set by the government for you. And I was like, I mean, it's a hoax. Having a nice lawn is just cool.

[Mike]

Sounds like a guy who doesn't know how to run a mower.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Yeah, it sounds like he just doesn't want to. He just sounds lazy.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I mean, it's like the same could go for like. Like wedding rings. You know, that whole thing, like, the wedding rings. Like, whose idea was that anyway? Why do we do it? I'm like, I don't know.

[Ben Roth]

This is so.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

It is whether you're married or not.

[Ryan]

Yeah, Well, I shouldn't say that. I should say diamonds. Super expensive diamonds.

[Ben Roth]

Well, hold on though. You're telling me that you got to buy an engagement ring and then a wedding ring? Like, I'm wondering what, what the point of that is.

[Evan]

One year anniversary.

[Ben Roth]

Yeah, that one was definitely by Big Diamond.

[Ryan]

Made that to buy your own wedding ring. I'm like, wait, so I swiped my card for this too. Oh, that was nice.

[Ken Jamino]

It actually was by the Beers company, which mines, like all the diamonds.

[Ben Roth]

Oh, they made the. They made the wedding up with the marketing. Yeah.

[Mike]

And then you put a band around it, so it's like the same. So it's like kind of one ring. It's like a ring.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ben Roth]

Yeah.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

But a lot of ways to do it.

[Ryan]

The ladies will be like, well, I want my wedding band to be baller too.

[CJ]

Have you been looking into wedding rings, Ev? How do you know that?

[Mike]

None of your business, Benny.

[Evan]

They also card card companies. They did the same thing with like, all the bullshit holidays throughout the year.

[Ben Roth]

Oh, brother. Don't even get me going. Wedding invites on.

[Mike]

On Hallmark. Big card.

[Ryan]

Yeah, Hallmark.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Evan]

You ever going to invite anybody to your wedding bed? I'm still waiting on the invite in the mail. I didn't know if I just missed it or what.

[Ben Roth]

Well, you get saved the dates. You guys all got saved the dates.

[Ryan]

Really separate.

[Ben Roth]

Most of you here got saved the dates. Almost everyone. And then after you get to save the date, then obviously the people are supposed to save that date. And then you send out wedding invites, which. The wedding invites varies for each guest because, like, some guests are invited to the ceremony and the reception. Some guests are invited to the ceremony, reception, and the groom's dinner. Some people are invited to the groom's dinner, ceremony, reception, and the welcome party. So, like, there's so many different things that you have to, like, invite people to, and each one is A card. And like, like anything. You can get cheap cards or you can get nice cards. Like, there's levels to it, apparently. I thought that there was maybe just one printed out on a piece of paper. That's not the case.

[Evan]

Just a little note.

[Ben Roth]

So that's not the case. Yeah, so every time I check in with Greta, I'm like, how? How could this possibly be this much work or this expensive? And she's like. And then she explains it to me and I'm like, understand? This is crazy.

[CJ]

What's wrong with an email or a text message?

[Ben Roth]

And that's what I'm asking. Yeah, just send a text.

[Ryan]

It is interesting. We have such a hard time getting people to rsvp and I didn't realize why, but it's because they need to say one if they're coming and do they need to pick their meal? So when people RSVP like a week before, it's like really annoying. Okay, I get that. But if they had a link that you just spam them click on on their email or something, then they'd probably be more likely to go.

[Evan]

But you still can merge for the wedding. Bought your hat now and save 5%.

[Ben Roth]

Yeah, yeah. My father in law was like, yo, we should like put some merch together to sell some cost at the wedding. He's a merch guy. He's a T shirt printer. Yeah. And he's more so joking. But I'm like, I like that.

[Evan]

I like that. I mean, Mike did.

[Ben Roth]

Yeah, he just gave it up on yours.

[Evan]

No, but people still rock that hat.

[Ben Roth]

They do. I see.

[Ryan]

It's a good one, Dalton wearing it the other weekend. Yeah, that was cool. I'm excited. Ben, did you have to bring flowers for all three of Greta's brides? Bridal showers?

[Ben Roth]

No, just one. Because we were at octane for the other one.

[Ryan]

Oh, okay.

[Ben Roth]

But yeah, there's another one.

[Ryan]

Just keep having more.

[Ben Roth]

Yeah. Well, dude, the. The crazy part about getting married, which makes sense I guess, if you think about. Which I've never thought about, is how many gifts there are. Like, everyone brings a gift. Right. The bridal showers and the bridal showers and the weddings. Right. So my house is like full of gifts.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Like, what kind of gifts are you getting?

[Ben Roth]

Just like kitchen pots, pans, grill stuff, blankets, linens, towels, like, stuff like that. But I've lived in my house for the last three years, so you have. And so I have all that stuff. I hate being like, we don't need these. But I'm like, yo, we actually don't need these. We got a ton of stuff now,

[Mike]

like a house, and then you could just fill it up.

[Ben Roth]

It's not a bad idea. I wouldn't say it's a good idea, but that would be an option.

[Ryan]

But, dude, I got an invite for Spencer Brandt's wedding and he has. He has like Media Shack embroidery and screen print he sent. They're literally like fabric embroidered invites, which, like, that's pretty cool.

[CJ]

Yeah, he just built it on his own I've ever seen, which is cool.

[Ben Roth]

And it was probably cheap because he saved a bunch of money because he did it himself.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Yeah, but a lot of work you hired.

[Ryan]

No, but, yeah, but his man hours, like, it still had to be like. I just remember when my wedding invites were like three bucks a piece and. And then you, you know.

[Ben Roth]

Is there just one though? Is. Or is it three per pack?

[Ryan]

Yeah, and there's more per pack. And then you had to put a second stamp because it was heavier.

[Evan]

Oh, my God. Big post office. No, it's big post office.

[Ben Roth]

Big wedding in general is a big wedding. Unbelievable. That.

[Evan]

Okay, speaking. I really. I shouldn't even bring this up because I'm still so embarrassed about it, but I had kind of forgotten to get Micah and Sydney a wedding gift. Like, do I. Should I get you a wedding gift? Probably, if I want one.

[Ben Roth]

Dude, if I ever get married, I've been so bad about getting like, my immediate friend's wedding gifts. I don't know if I got Mike one.

[Ryan]

No, you didn't. That's okay.

[Evan]

Mike remembers.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

So I only remember why CJ was the only one to get me again.

[CJ]

I got you again.

[Ben Roth]

That makes me feel better than that. Well, that makes me feel better then. But honestly, like, I do. I just wouldn't expect it. I wouldn't expect it for. From anyone, but especially you guys.

[Evan]

Like, and so like, I felt, you know, I mean, Micah was becoming my brother in law. He's marrying my sister. I'm like, I need to come through with. I'm like, I need to come through with a sick gift. I'm thinking big. And with that, it just got delayed down the line. And so I go, I don't have a wedding gift for Micah and Sydney. And it's like time I did. I helped her some things in the back. Hey, you know, whatever. I. I helped her out. But I'm like, you know, that wasn't enough of a gift. So like, I'm going to. I'm going to get him something. We look through the registry, bro. I bought Micah and Sydney A thermostat for their wedding gift. I mean it was nice. Yeah, Sydney loved it too. But a thermostat, like put it like putting it in words. I bought my new brother in law a thermostat for his wedding gift is.

[Ryan]

I do understand when you're close enough to them, you feel like you shouldn't go to their registry because you're like,

[Evan]

well, I need to do something better for you. Yeah, I feel that I just ended up dropping the ball and buying you a thermostat.

[Ben Roth]

Yeah, I don't know. I guess I just like, I wouldn't expect it and I wouldn't also probably keep tabs on who did and who

[Ryan]

didn't associate like what get like I kind of associate that gift with you every time you're like, yo, Kevin welter got me like this like snowblower shovel, you know, that spins and you just like. And every time I use it I

[Ben Roth]

just think of Kevin.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

That's actually pretty.

[Evan]

Yeah, that's a good gift.

[Ryan]

And you know how like gift Dave has that like lazy Susan on the middle of his table. You all remember that. You put the food on it. He got me one of those. I haven't used it yet, but like I'll think of Dave every time I use it.

[Ben Roth]

I'm more so like thinking about my wedding of like, what can I get for other people? Like, I'm like excited for that. For like the people like a part of it. And I'm not sure if I'm gonna get you guys anything but. But like gifts for like my parents or Greta's parents or like, you know, people that have like helped out with this whole wedding process. You know, my best man maybe got something coming for that.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Like, like a Rolex or something.

[Ben Roth]

Well, hold on. No, I wouldn't say. I wouldn't say quite that fancy.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

But our new truck.

[Ben Roth]

Yeah, I do have something coming though, and it's. It's actually gonna be insane. But I don't want to hype you up too much, but. But it's gonna be good. Yeah, I'm more so like excited for that, like giving gifts rather than like receiving.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Yeah, giving gifts is definitely more fun than receiving, especially as you get older.

[Ben Roth]

But Ryan, I am looking for a new thermostat. If you're the guy, I'll hook you up.

[Evan]

Dude. Dude. It's WI FI connected and reminds me

[Ben Roth]

to go on my registry and see like a five thousand dollar thermostat.

[Mike]

But he says this thermostat comes with a furnace.

[Ben Roth]

This is What I needed, Ryan, is like, damn it, I'm that. I know.

[Evan]

I mean, there probably should be some level of equality between all of us, you know? You know, you take care of all your boys the same, so, yeah, everybody can expect a new thermostat. I'm gonna get a brand deal for it too. You're gonna see on my Instagram me promoting Google Nest. I'm like, why the hell is Ryan doing that? I pick up five free thermostat.

[Ben Roth]

Nice. I got everyone covered.

[Evan]

Yep.

[Mike]

Dude. So when we were done at Octane Fest, you know, there's a few late nights, and Nikki had to leave early in the morning on Sunday, and she's tearing the camper apart looking for her ID and debit card, which she is spectacular at losing those things. They still haven't shown up. And she's torn apart her vehicle, the camper, like, her suitcase, like, every sweatshirt, shorts, pants, everything. Cannot find it. She put a hold on the debit card.

[Ben Roth]

Smart.

[Mike]

But hasn't ordered a new ID yet. This morning, she calls me and she goes, well, I found my. My cards. Where were they? She's like, well, Uncle Rich called me. They were in his wallet. I'm like, how did that happen? She goes, I have no idea.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

He's probably keeping them safer.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah. Like, he definitely didn't. He didn't take it.

[Ryan]

Yeah, sure.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Then she forgot she gave it to him.

[Mike]

Yeah, well, yeah. And I think she had even, like, asked me, like, check your wallet, because we'll do that sometimes.

[Ben Roth]

Whoa.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Which one?

[Evan]

Both.

[Mike]

It's like she has, like, a bigger purse, and then if we're just, like,

[Evan]

a loose wallet.

[Mike]

But, yeah, I don't know. Like, if we're just going around, like, it's normal, I'll just, like, take her card and her id, fire it straight up deep into my wallet so it doesn't get lost. But either way, if I hold on

[Ben Roth]

to these for the night.

[Mike]

See, I don't know exactly what that Uncle Rich and Nikki were getting into that he was carrying her around, but she's getting it back.

[Ben Roth]

I actually saw Uncle Rich comment on Nikki's Octane Instagram post.

[Ryan]

Yeah, he was.

[Ben Roth]

And my hug type Nikki was like, oh, had so much fun. And she posted, like, a carousel. Nikki's Evan's girlfriend and posted a carousel with a bunch of different people. And I just see the top comment or one of the comments right at the top up from Uncle Rich going, wow, I chauffeured you around all weekend, and no pl or no shout out to Uncle Rich or something like that.

[CJ]

I saw that.

[Ben Roth]

Commented back like, oh, I had so much fun with you. We just didn't get any pictures.

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[Mike]

When we pull in, too, we pull in in all the cars, and I look down, I'm like, oh, there's our Vikings cart. Oh, it's uncle Rich and Nikki. And like, as I'm pulling by, like, waving, Rich just go.

[Ken Jamino]

Goes.

[Mike]

Got a new girl. All right.

[Evan]

He put 70 miles on that golf cart last weekend, dude.

[Ben Roth]

What?

[Mike]

I have been using the. Out of my golf cart when I go back home golfing, like, 27 holes a day. At least when I'm back home and I'm running like 80 miles on my cart. And that viking cart, I feel like has hardly gotten used until octane fest. And yeah.

[Ryan]

Brand candy, candy, candy.

[Mike]

Shout out candy carts.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

They're great. And they got like, suspension, so they're lifted up, bigger tires. Suspension, so they're smooth and faster than a typical golf cart.

[Mike]

And the battery camera.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

It's insane.

[Mike]

Batteries are pretty dang solid. Like 18 holes is like 15 batteries. Oh, wow. You can put some timing on them.

[Ben Roth]

I wonder if wildflower would let us just keep a couple of them over there so we don't have to bring the carts back in by 8:30.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

I was wondering the same thing. What's that look like, though? Like, where would we put it?

[Ben Roth]

That.

[Ken Jamino]

That little garage next to the.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

So we'd have to have a key for it.

[Ken Jamino]

Normally target out back in the day, but at night.

[Evan]

Ken. Yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

Or just run it from the. Just hook up to the trailer and just drive it over there and drop it back up.

[Ryan]

If you knew you're going to be golfing past 8:30, not a bad idea.

[Evan]

Could be the move.

[Ben Roth]

We get headlights on it. So you're.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Honestly, no, they have.

[Mike]

They all have headlights. Light bars.

[Ben Roth]

True.

[Ken Jamino]

Perfect.

[Ben Roth]

We're good.

[Evan]

Then we mount up a light bar so you can golf at night, Dude.

[Mike]

Me and slim run that program.

[Ryan]

That's awesome.

[Mike]

Yeah. He's got light bars on his. Mine's got light bars. And shine them on the tee box. Shine them on the green. Sometimes it does get iffy in between, though, because it'll just disappear into the darkness, dude.

[Ryan]

For a second.

[Mike]

But for hitting, it works.

[Ryan]

Last night we were motoing, and it was like 9:15. And I was like, man, it's just having too much fun. You could still see a little bit.

[CJ]

I was like, we got to get

[Ryan]

light plants out here. And then I was like, oh, wait, never mind. We can't probably do that unless we

[Mike]

get back on the Stark program.

[Ryan]

Yeah, actually true. We could run light plants if we were on the electric bikes. I just think that'd be so cool if you rented like, like three or four light plants and had a hit.

[Mike]

I mean the light plants themselves. Big ass 10,000 watch.

[Ben Roth]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Ryan]

But for one night or something, it'd be pretty cool.

[CJ]

Night Motor Stadium.

[Ryan]

That'd be really cool.

[CJ]

Would be like a stadium.

[Ryan]

Dalton Free surface the track with the Harley rake. And we got some rain yesterday. And as most of you have seen the channel, it's either literally drier than a popcorn fart or just muddy as ever. And the track was the best it's ever been since it was built last night, which is just really fucking awesome.

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[Ryan]

You guys were putting that doesn't really happen. No. Usually because it's just cement or muddy ups.

[Ben Roth]

Wade just dropping in.

[Ryan]

Oh, haven't seen anything good. I don't know.

[Ben Roth]

A couple packages one need a signature

[Evan]

so must be something good.

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Very nice.

[Ryan]

You see I signed for some stuff for you.

[Evan]

Oh yeah, I did.

[Ben Roth]

You're like, thank you.

[Ryan]

Send the picture.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

I just scribble.

[Ryan]

Ryan, I works. The guy doesn't speak English. He's like over there, I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, see you.

[Mike]

I always get nervous when I have to sign. Like, man, I hope this isn't something crazy. This is like a setup.

[Ryan]

I don't know. I just like jail. Like, when you ship an iPhone to your house, I think you got to sign for it.

[Evan]

You ever get your new phone, Spenny sp?

[Mike]

That might have been what.

[CJ]

That might have been what it was.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Oh, you were signing for Apple Care.

[CJ]

I have Appare.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

So is it free, then?

[CJ]

I think it was like, $130 for a new one.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

That's pretty damn good deal.

[Evan]

That's nice, dude.

[CJ]

Getting a new phone, better than two grand.

[Evan]

Pain in the butt. Oh, man, they just have not made that process easy.

[Ryan]

No, my charging port on my hole is blowed out, so I, I'm just like, yeah, wireless only. But it's like, I got this phone in, like, January, and now I have to send the whole thing in.

[Evan]

Oh, yeah. And then you're without a phone for a bit.

[Ken Jamino]

I just do the express replacement.

[CJ]

That's what I did.

[Ken Jamino]

Send you a whole new phone, and then you just have to send that one in.

[Mike]

Have you tried deleting the E Sim

[Evan]

10, fully resetting the vehicle, and then

[Mike]

in like, seven to 10 days, you might be able to get a phone again.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Ken, how was your trip? Well, you've been changing the picture back

[Ken Jamino]

here of your trip.

[Evan]

Your trip. You. You went on a. On a whole trip by the looks of it.

[Ken Jamino]

My whole trip?

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ben Roth]

Yeah.

[Evan]

You were on a, on an adventure. It looked like you went lots of.

[Ryan]

How was it?

[Ken Jamino]

I don't remember.

[Ben Roth]

Oh, I don't know.

[Evan]

Interesting.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Evan]

See, here's. Let me pull it up here. I, I just figured you were just kind of keeping everybody in the podcast in tune with doing. We got you leaving here, and you're continental, and then you. It looks like you got a nice first.

[CJ]

Beautiful couple, Ken.

[Mike]

You look like you're on the sauce in that picture.

[CJ]

Beautiful couple.

[Mike]

One eye, glass of wine.

[Evan]

Actually, Ken, why don't you, why don't you come in here and you can, you can check in on.

[Ryan]

Absolutely.

[Evan]

Relive these pictures.

[Ryan]

Incredible flight, Ken.

[Evan]

Was it pretty fun?

[Ken Jamino]

We had such a great time. I, I, I just don't even remember it. Yeah, it was, it was just unreal.

[Evan]

At the Eiffel Tower.

[Ryan]

Oh, that's awesome. The second time now he's been to Paris.

[Evan]

Yeah, that's pretty fun. I'm fighting off the line. Okay.

[Ken Jamino]

We were in the Savannah. This was a, this was a world Tour.

[Evan]

Oh yeah. No, I think you saw all seven wonders of the World.

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Yeah.

[Evan]

There we go. The pyramids.

[Ryan]

Crazy. You wrote a camel to the pyramid

[Spencer (Spenny)]

and you look good in that outfit.

[Ken Jamino]

Oh, that was a good time in the Mykonos. The Mediterranean.

[Evan]

There you go. Yeah. Yeah, that does look nice. Jack too, saw the great one. China.

[Ryan]

Oh my gosh. They let you walk on it.

[Ken Jamino]

Skydiving looks like Hawaii, kind of, but not really.

[Evan]

It could be, it could be anywhere. And then. Yeah, I don't know, something about this. It looks like you got your spot got blown up on the way home.

[Ken Jamino]

Oh yeah.

[Evan]

And then, yeah, your chick left you when you got back to the shop,

[Spencer (Spenny)]

but you have another one standing there.

[Ken Jamino]

Yeah, there's another one back there.

[Evan]

So, yeah, it all ended up buffing out. She wasn't too happy either. But did you get it squared away?

[Ken Jamino]

I just don't even remember. Like I, I had such a fun time. I, I just, there's so much things that happened. I just don't even remember all of them.

[Evan]

It's actually kind of funny. So Jack and I were thinking, we're like, we've got these pictures of Ken and his ladies all over the shop. There's three back there, there's some downstairs. And we're like, we should put some of these pictures that he's been taking in the background of the podcast and see if anybody noticed. And a lot of people have noticed. So for like the last nine episodes, if you go through them all, this picture back here, I think it's been more than that. It like all year has changed every single week for the last year.

[Ryan]

It was a great Easter egg because like I didn't even notice it until about five, five weeks in. And then I'm like, wait a second. Like just great idea, guys. It was funny.

[Evan]

Yeah, but pretty cool. You saw Seven Wonders of the World.

[Ken Jamino]

Some of the faces are, it gets pretty bad the, the deeper you go into it.

[Evan]

Well, I just figured it was maybe

[Ryan]

when you actually look Middle Eastern.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

I was going to say Ken should actually dress like that.

[Ken Jamino]

Like the, the more changes you ask it to make of it gets pretty bad.

[Evan]

Instead of being Amish, you could go Middle Eastern.

[Ken Jamino]

That was a good little Easter egg to have.

[Ryan]

When did you notice Ken?

[Ken Jamino]

The, the first one that he put up?

[Ryan]

I suppose you, cuz I, I, I

[Ken Jamino]

look back and I see it, see

[Ryan]

it from over there.

[Ben Roth]

Dude, I'll say this from sitting back here with Ken, you can't see much from back here.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

I can't see you.

[Ken Jamino]

You're looking at the back of a tv, a camera, and that's about it.

[CJ]

Like, let.

[Ben Roth]

Let me show you Ken's view here.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

It is kind of nice sitting back there, though, because

[Ryan]

you're, like, sitting back.

[Ben Roth]

You're.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

You're covered until you talk. Whereas, like, if you're talking, it's real

[Ken Jamino]

tough to try and, like, get anything in because you can't see, like, I can't see that whole half of the couch.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Tall, though. Like, Ben, I just see the top of his hat.

[Ben Roth]

Well, you're also not a part of the conversation unless you asked to be brought into it. Like, back here. Here, I'm just watching you guys talk, but you. You kind of forget about this part of the corner.

[Evan]

Yeah, it's hard. We could honestly turn this whole room into a podcast set with, like, 30 people some days. We have so many people around here.

[Ryan]

Real. Have you seen that? That, like the little Dicky and the Benny Blanco or whatever his name is. Podcast, it's more or less a show, but it's a podcast where they just hang out and they have guests over, so they'll have, like, Kevin Gates over or something, and. And they'll just, like, hang out. But it's a podcast and it's like, honestly, it's brilliant. It's pretty entertaining.

[Evan]

Interesting.

[Ryan]

So they're. They're not in a set spot, you know, with. I guess it's more or less a reality show, but they talk about it like it's podcast. It's pretty interesting.

[Ben Roth]

Dude. I've seen so many clips from that, and I've never put two and two together. That's.

[Ryan]

So it's similar to, like, how Love island or other reality shows, they just have cameras everywhere and they can, like, zoom in and turn them.

[Ben Roth]

That's how it is.

[Ryan]

And they're just like. The whole room itself is mic'd. Up.

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[Mike]

Any slime?

[Ryan]

No slime. No slime, dude.

[Ben Roth]

So you know how streamers get swatted, like, when they're live streaming? Somebody from, you know, that's watching will call the police or whatever in their area and just say, hey, so and so has a bomb, or something like that. And then, like, the full SWAT team shows up, and then it's entertainment for whoever calls them in, which is a

[Evan]

weird form of entertainment.

[Ben Roth]

It's crazy.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ben Roth]

Do you think people are ever, like, held accountable for doing that?

[Evan]

That.

[Ken Jamino]

Yeah. If they felony. If they do catch him, it is.

[Mike]

There was a.

[Ben Roth]

How did they not catch him, though? Because, like, you call 911, they know immediately where you yeah, but use like

[Ken Jamino]

a ip, Like a voiceover ip, Things like a. Essentially a fake number. Like, there's ways to get around that, but even then, like, there's still a little bit of tracing, but it's. How far are they gonna try and pursue that?

[Mike]

I was actually watching this last night. It was a couple of the voice actors from GTA 5 actively played GTA online. I think what happened is someone tried to swat him, but they actually swatted, like, the neighbor's house. So it was a completely random person they end up shooting. No, he died.

[Ryan]

Oh, my.

[Ben Roth]

What?

[Ryan]

God.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

The SWAT team shot him.

[Mike]

Yes. He didn't know what was coming on. And maybe he made a movie. Shouldn't have.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Mike]

But either way, it resulted in. Oh, my God. In a death. Death.

[Ryan]

Well, no more of that.

[Mike]

Yeah. It might even still be like an ongoing. I don't know exactly the dates of when this happened, but yeah. No, they found out who did it, and I think he had, like, he had swatted tons of people, like, whatever. I guess he was, like, good at it. But they figured out who he was. It was just some kid. Not like a super old dude. It was like a younger. I don't even know if he's in his 20s.

[Ken Jamino]

It's super creepy that people can figure out where you are from just a stream. I don't know what the. The mechanism to do that is.

[Mike]

They were saying you would hack in when you're on, like, the GTA server. They could just, like, go into that and just get your IP address and then.

[Evan]

Oh, that's how they found you.

[Mike]

So they could just see everybody's.

[Ben Roth]

A lot of times for the streamers, like, they're. They're pretty public of, like, where this. Their house is or wherever they're streaming from. So I think that's probably a case for some, but, like, I've seen others that, like, get swatted, get swatted, get swatted. Move, move, move. And they still find us.

[Ryan]

I'm a little unfamiliar how often, like, people are getting swatted more than once.

[Ben Roth]

Yeah. Like xqc, I think, was one of the streamers that would get like, that was the thing that was to do to him. Like, it's the worst is when it becomes the thing, you know, it's like the audience knows, like, oh, yeah, he's about to get squatted. Because then it's like part of his identity.

[Mike]

Yeah. The one I was watching, the GTA guy had gotten swatted like five, six times, and he'd be on and none

[Ryan]

of them are Legit. They're all four funds.

[Mike]

He literally was like, on live stream. And then his wife would be, like, hollering up like, we got swatted again. And he'd be like, oh, God, gotta deal with that. And then you see, like, some of the team come in, and they, like, know him by name. He's like, yeah, no, just the streaming false alarm or whatever. Because obviously, there's got to be certain protocols the SWAT team has to do, because God forbid, they're just like, oh, this is.

[Ben Roth]

Is.

[Mike]

They have to follow through on it,

[Ken Jamino]

but they know exactly what's going on, but they still have to. Yeah, yeah, do all the checklists.

[Ryan]

Just, like, when the fire department comes for us. Got it under control, but they gotta. They got their protocols.

[Evan]

What a weird thing to do to somebody that is.

[Ben Roth]

Dude, how about the UFC fight this weekend?

[Evan]

So good, bro.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

That last one wasn't really good. Gaichi winning.

[Ben Roth]

Yeah.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

I mean, that's like a movie, dude.

[Ben Roth]

Dude, I think it will be a movie. But keep re watching Gaethje's walk in.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

That is so sick, bro.

[Ben Roth]

He starts in the Oval Office reading

[Spencer (Spenny)]

the Declaration of Independence or whatever's on

[Ben Roth]

the wall there, and then. And then it shows him walking out

[Spencer (Spenny)]

of such an epic walkout.

[Ben Roth]

That was crazy.

[Ryan]

So badass that they got to walk out. Yeah.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

I mean, but just like, the American is the underdog. It's being fought at the White House against Ilia Toporia, Whatever his. Yeah. Wherever he's from, him. And, yeah, you know, so kind of the foreigner, but he's the favorite. He's never lost before. And Justin's like, the older fighter. He's not favored at all. And he ends up just beating the brakes off the guy. I mean, like, literally beat the out of him.

[Ben Roth]

His odds were, what, 20? Yeah.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

You'd 5x your money if you put a bet on him.

[Ben Roth]

Yeah. I mean, dude, just after seeing that walkout, though, of how legendary it was, and then realizing that he's fighting in front of all of the US Troops and military.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Yeah.

[Ben Roth]

And hearing usa, USA the whole time. Like, do you guys think that he would have won that fight in a different environment?

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Yeah, I think he definitely got some. An extra boost of energy.

[Ben Roth]

He starts in the Oval Office. He fights in front of walks by all the presidents, 3,000 U.S. military. Like, everyone there is, like, as patriotic as they get.

[Mike]

Right.

[Ben Roth]

And you're fighting a foreigner. Like, you are essentially representing the United States in this battle. Would he have won if it was a different scenario?

[Spencer (Spenny)]

I don't know.

[Ben Roth]

He whooped his ass, dude.

[Evan]

He really did. It was a good fight. It was close. Like, the whole fight was close. It wasn't, but, I mean, it was probably one of the best fights I've ever watched.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Like, I would agree it's one of the better ones I've seen in years. I mean, they were actually both fighting, both hitting each other. It could have gone either way for a lot of it, for. Yeah, at least half of it, if not more. I mean, the whole time through, and it was just. It was exciting.

[Ben Roth]

We were.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

We were standing up, screaming. I mean, we were jumping around at the shop. It was fun watching with all the

[Evan]

boys, I'm gonna say no.

[Ben Roth]

You don't think.

[Evan]

Yeah, I don't think.

[Ben Roth]

I think it would have been different. I think it would have been different.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Like, you got some extra.

[Ben Roth]

He rose to the occasion, and his environment, like, brought him up.

[Mike]

It's kind of like the home field advantage. You know, you got a home football game, like, you got more fans, you got the energy. Yeah. I mean, and they definitely say that's an advantage, so I would imagine in this situation, it's got to be a pretty big advantage.

[Ben Roth]

Yeah.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

The Ilia, though, was, like, celebrating the win. Before he even won. He had, like, a celebratory dinner.

[Mike]

Classic mistake.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Night before they fought, he even posted an Instagram saying 180 when he hadn't even won yet. Yeah, that's a crazy move. I mean, if it were worked, if he would have won, you, like, it would have been like, damn.

[Evan]

Like, he's definitely cocky, but I believe he took it down. Or I can't find it, but Jake commented on his post that said he. And he took it down.

[Ryan]

He took it down.

[Evan]

18 0. And Jake commented right after you had a typo 171 got 12, 000 likes on it.

[Ben Roth]

The whole concept of. Of the fight was pretty insane, though. Like, just given everything going on and then them having, like, like an outside event with the President there. And did you guys see that the FBI shut down, like, a terrorist attack?

[Evan]

I figured they had to.

[Ben Roth]

Yeah.

[Evan]

But what they.

[Ben Roth]

What happened, they were trying to use, like, basically drones that could, like, detonate.

[Ken Jamino]

They're gonna have drones with bombs and then, like, funnel people into, like, a, you know, basically like an emergency exit area.

[Ben Roth]

Well, they were gonna hit a.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Hit a.

[Ben Roth]

Like a building by the side. So basically they were going to hit somewhere that people had to evacuate out. And then when they were evacuating out, they had snipers set up that they were going to, like, hit people coming out. They Saw the snipers just like, they

[Spencer (Spenny)]

shut them down, like internal.

[Ken Jamino]

They caught the group and the rest of them before the event. I don't think they had even traveled to D.C. yet.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Wow. So they, like, picked them off from.

[Ben Roth]

Yeah, there's 24.

[Ken Jamino]

The one guy's mom turned him in, and then they just arrested more people.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Wow.

[Ryan]

That's how.

[Ken Jamino]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Wow.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Because then I'm sure they got his phone and got into his messaging or something. And that's crazy.

[Evan]

I figured it had to be an insane heist, like high target event with it being in the news of being outside.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Absolutely. But also so secure.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

So security.

[Evan]

He's literally in, like his house lawn, you know, I mean, that's got to be one of the most secure places ever. You know, it's like one thing. If you go to the UFC or the T Mobile arena or whatever in Vegas, there's a lot of extra things, but, like, White House.

[Ben Roth]

Does like, the White House have like a. They call it like the golden dome over it, like, where it's like completely protected of like, air defense.

[Ken Jamino]

Well, I know, like, D.C. is just like a no fly zone. If you're not military, you can't fly over it.

[Ben Roth]

Oh, okay. I didn't know that.

[Evan]

I didn't know that either. The flyover was sick. Fly Blue Angels and then the other stuff on the side.

[CJ]

Badass.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Yeah. Once in a lifetime type of thing. That's why we. We watched all the way through. I mean, we started at 7, didn't finish till 12:30. You know, we just sat on the couch the whole time.

[Mike]

All the boys land. Travis and the boys out there.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Yeah, exactly.

[Mike]

Pretty sick.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Him forming like the Avengers motocross legends. I mean, having Brian Deegan there.

[Mike]

Twitch, Twitch.

[Ryan]

You know, James, when he started making those calls, you know how like he. He ran into Dana. Was it at another fight or wherever it was. And he could proposes it. It seemed very informal. And then he's like. I see him making his first.

[Mike]

I think it was marketing genius. It was what it was. I don't think anything about that.

[Ryan]

That's what I'm getting at. Yeah. He makes his call to, like, twitch, and it just. It all seems so informal. And then it was actually like this huge thing, and they. They'd probably been planning it for months.

[Ben Roth]

No, I don't think so.

[Ryan]

No.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Well, I think it was Travis saw.

[Ben Roth]

I think it was completely last minute.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Ben Roth]

Dana was like, oh, this would be sweet. Let's do it.

[Mike]

That's how one of the calls, I can't remember who it was too. Maybe Jeremy McGrath. But I think he like made the call like, oh, this is happening like this weekend. But then I think I saw some footage of like Prior, like hit some of those guys, like getting practice on the ramps and stuff. Stuff. I mean, maybe only weeks, but I mean, a lot of those calls were coming out like, this is happening in four days.

[Ben Roth]

Four.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Like I need you this week.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Yeah, I think the calls were maybe more set up. But what Ben's saying is, like when Travis asked Dana, I think that was more out on just like he was passing by him was like, what do you think about this? Like, it was just a crazy.

[Mike]

Right. But I'm just saying all those guys definitely that were riding were like hitting the ramps and like.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Yeah, yeah. I think everyone agrees with you on that.

[Evan]

Yeah, for sure. Yeah. But I mean, so cool, dude. Cool for them too. To get to ride in the White House. Dirt bikes, baby.

[Ben Roth]

Yeah. That's insane. The whole scenario is insane. Like CJ said, it's never gonna happen again. It's a once in a lifetime goes,

[Ryan]

why didn't I get the invite?

[Evan]

Because you're Canadian, but.

[Ben Roth]

Yeah. You're not American.

[Ryan]

Well, they let. They let non American fighters, so. Honestly, I don't know why you didn't get the invite.

[Ben Roth]

If anybody jumped at the flat 75.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

You hit 75.

[Ryan]

He could do it. He could do it.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

He won.

[Ben Roth]

He'd hit it without the bag landing and just send it to flat.

[CJ]

I'd go to fly if I had to if Estrano was there.

[Ben Roth]

What if Shred80 got the invite? Yo, we need some. We need some three wheeler entertainment here.

[Mike]

He'd let off the throttle last second and go.

[Ken Jamino]

Yeah.

[CJ]

He'd let off the throttle and then endo over the ramp.

[Mike]

So hot. Just revin. Dumping three gears. And then right before the ramp just

[Evan]

slam on the brakes.

[Mike]

My throttle came disconnected. I don't know what happened.

[Evan]

He'd tuck a corner, making the turn for the ramp.

[Ben Roth]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Do a front flip.

[Mike]

He ran back. Dr. David in his last video, I didn't see.

[Ben Roth]

I haven't seen it. I was like, gav, are you sure this is a good idea? Like, have you been training? Like, are you ready for this? Like, this is a big moment, dude.

[Mike]

David put a punishing to him.

[Ryan]

He kind of just has more skills.

[Evan]

Well, jeez, don't do them like that.

[Ryan]

Establish this. Gavin's the best three wheeler rider in the world. He's the best at crashing. But like, when it comes to. To skills, Dr. David's got a pocket, both pockets full of them.

[Ben Roth]

Ken, am I supposed to be doing something back here?

[Ryan]

You're supposed to be googling the. Out of everything we say, your legs

[Mike]

are supposed to be wider and your shorts are supposed to be hung up.

[Ben Roth]

Giving you guys a show.

[Evan]

Y.

[Ben Roth]

Like, are these buttons good?

[Ryan]

Do you actually is put some headphones on.

[Ken Jamino]

You got to adjust them every once

[Ryan]

in a while, but you should be checking that.

[Evan]

Yeah, you should be listening to all audios and then mixing it, which I know you love a DJ booth, but head.

[Ben Roth]

Oh, I'll get up here. I might mess it up.

[Ken Jamino]

Just basically leave them where they're at. They're good for. For what we're doing today. Don't push any. Actually, those are muted, so you're fine.

[Ben Roth]

How do I turn them up?

[Ken Jamino]

Don't push any of those.

[Evan]

For everybody's sake. Don't do it.

[Ryan]

I don't. But like, a child could do it.

[Ben Roth]

Nice. Come on, give us a joke. Ken.

[Ken Jamino]

Gavin's the best three wheeler rider in the world.

[Ben Roth]

That was funny.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

And the. That's actually lit.

[Ken Jamino]

Sorry.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

You got Evan there.

[Ben Roth]

True,

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Ken.

[Ben Roth]

You could have been slacking.

[Mike]

Holy.

[CJ]

I know.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

We had that back.

[Ben Roth]

Dude, this is a new. Oh, my God. This is my zone now.

[Ryan]

Not that we would spam it, but I would love to load the soundboard with hilarious sounds and use them.

[Ken Jamino]

Micah did put a custom sound on one of those. I forget which one it is we

[Mike]

needed on that board.

[Ben Roth]

Yeah.

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Yes.

[Ryan]

Yes, we do. That'd be awesome.

[Evan]

I don't know. I go back and forth on soundboards and podcasts.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Yeah, it might get a little cringe.

[Ryan]

Gotta use it sparingly.

[Ben Roth]

Okay. Let me see what else I'm working with here, though.

[CJ]

Oh, forgot.

[Ryan]

I loaded that one on there too.

[CJ]

Okay.

[Ben Roth]

All right.

[Evan]

Okay, you gotta lay the land now. You're good to go back there.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

What we should do is everyone should take their phone case off and we should run it no phone case. And see how long till someone breaks their phone.

[Ryan]

That's honestly a fun game. I'm.

[Mike]

Bad idea.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Yeah, it is a bad idea for whoever ends up with a broken phone, but we should do it. We all gotta run no phone case until your breaks. It's just the thing between whoever wants to hop in on it. We'll see how long we can make it.

[Evan]

So I'm in.

[Ryan]

All right, I'm in.

[Ken Jamino]

The loser gets a broken phone. What does the winner get?

[Evan]

Are you already broken, Ben?

[Ben Roth]

Yeah, I'm already broke.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Oh, disqualified. I'm already broken too.

[Evan]

You just Got a new one, bud.

[Ryan]

Not yet to get a new one, so I'm actually chilling.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Why is yours?

[Ryan]

Because my port's blowed out. There you go.

[Evan]

I gotta. I gotta wait till the new iPhone.

[CJ]

Mine's actually fully cooked.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Evan]

Spending up pushing a puddle of mud.

[Mike]

Who would do that to you? Spinny Ken. And you.

[Ryan]

Ken and Evan pushed Spencer into the puddle.

[Mike]

Dude, that tabletop was pretty satisfying the

[Ken Jamino]

way it's a good table.

[Mike]

Shoulder blades went into the mic. You sunk like 12 inches.

[Ken Jamino]

I felt bad when I saw your phone was broken. I was like, it was. It was good.

[Ben Roth]

Yeah.

[CJ]

I just gotta let you guys know you guys got one coming.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Ken's like, well, boys, I think chef Jen is downstairs making tuna cakes.

[Evan]

Tuna cakes.

[CJ]

What do you say?

[Ryan]

That's that chef on Instagram that's blowing up right now.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Yeah, Chef Jen, she has blown up on Instagram.

[Ben Roth]

Chef Jen and background guy.

[Ryan]

Background see boy guy.

[CJ]

Background see boy guy is actually cluttered right now. I just went and looked.

[Evan]

Should we mention the possibility of doing a gen cookbook?

[Ben Roth]

I told Jen the other day, I

[CJ]

was like, yo, I brought it up to her too.

[Ben Roth]

You're all clouded up now. You should make a cookbook because, like, Jen makes meals for us every day pretty much from scratch. Most of these meals that she makes, I've never. I've never had before. I've never seen anywhere else. And I was just like, I don't know. I think that there's a lot of value here because one, one, it's healthy. Two, it tastes amazing. And now, three, you clouded up, Jen.

[Evan]

We could disperse profits between getting her a new kitchen here and then give her some extra profits.

[Ben Roth]

Yeah, we could work a rev deal. Obviously, she would make money. And then any money we make, we'll put it into our kitchen.

[Evan]

Our kitchen. So she can have better. A better setup here because, boy, it needs it. Yeah, I was actually looking. I was chat GPT and how to make a cookbook last night. You need. You need an introduction, a story, and then meals and then stories and pictures in between. I think it. It seems fairly.

[Ken Jamino]

We got everything straightforward. Yeah.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Check this picture out of Evan. She posted.

[Mike]

I actually.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

7.3 thousand likes.

[Ryan]

Oh, my.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

37,000 likes. Evan just sitting here with some full plate of food.

[Evan]

Holy.

[Ryan]

It's got a bunch of likes. Cuz I'm pretty sure evil.

[CJ]

What?

[Ryan]

I have a massive set of cannons in this one.

[Evan]

Oh, yeah.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

I think that just has to do with.

[Ben Roth]

That's obviously food, bro.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Hold on, let me look at something real.

[Ryan]

Quick. Ken's in that one too.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Let me just look at some. Did you get ratioed?

[Ben Roth]

Let's just see. What. Okay.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

No, you didn't. That's good.

[Mike]

What is that?

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Like if you post a picture, a video of like, let's just say on your Instagram of you doing like something sick like a wheelie and then she just posts a picture of you just with a plate of food and you get more likes on a plate of food than doing something cool would be some there be something wrong there. But you didn't. You're good.

[Evan]

I love the one of the strawberries I showed a couple of boys at lunch. One saw a heart and the other saw a butthole one.

[Ryan]

Like a fancy little font.

[Mike]

I also found out if Jen brings farm fresh pickled eggs by the dozen, don't eat 11 of them in one sitting.

[Ryan]

Sound advice.

[Ken Jamino]

I think normally one or two is more than enough for you.

[Ryan]

You know how much I love them. And I have tops three. Man, they're so good.

[Mike]

Did you have any? No one left in the jar. I saved it for you.

[Ryan]

Awesome. Thank you. I'm going to go have it right now.

[Ben Roth]

I will say this, adding Jen to the team has probably been one of our greatest keys to success in the last two years.

[Evan]

I'd agree. Dude, I look, I look forward to lunch every day.

[Ben Roth]

Well, it's just such a good, like team bonding time every single day. You know that at one o' clock the whole team's coming together. We'll either sit there and laugh together and tell stories or we'll hash out problems. We've had both. And then also, like, we used to go to all these different restaurants all over the corn area at different times during the day and we just like, it would like eat up like three hours of everyone's time from going at separate times. So I think it just, it's been good getting everyone together.

[Evan]

And on that note, let's go eat.

[Ken Jamino]

Don't forget, we still have our three muscle car giveaway going on. Mustang GT350, Camaro ZL1 and a Hellcat SRT widebody. Go to cboystv.com every $5 you spend gets you one entry.

[Ben Roth]

Thank you. Ken Jamino.

[Spencer (Spenny)]

Beautiful red eye Hellcat. Yeah, sorry, this.

[Ken Jamino]

These headphones are going out.

[Mike]

Oh, that's the reason you missed.

[Ken Jamino]

I was getting really tripped out with this.

[Ryan]

So go check that out. Cboystv.com thank you guys so much for listening. Subscribe if you haven't and we'll see you next Tuesday.

[Ben Roth]

Peace.