Aftermath of Hoonicorn Crash, Gavins Speed Dating Update, Evan & Daltons Beef.. or friendship?

Summary

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Life Wide Open with CboysTV

Episode: Aftermath of Hoonicorn Crash, Gavins Speed Dating Update, Evan & Daltons Beef.. or friendship?
Date: October 8, 2024

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Main Theme & Episode Overview

This episode finds the CboysTV crew—Ben, Gav, Evan, Dalton, Ken, and Siege—diving into the wild aftermath of their recent Hoonicorn replica crash, Gav’s surprising speed dating success, behind-the-scenes tales, and the ongoing (and hilarious) “beef” between Evan and Dalton. The conversation swings between thrilling stunt stories, car crashes, music talk, dating banter, and plenty of group chemistry, blending genuine insight with their signature irreverent humor.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Hoonicorn Crash Aftermath

• The guys recap wrecking their one-of-a-kind Hoonicorn replica, explaining why it was “the worst thing you could have wrecked” (00:00-00:10, 19:55). The build’s quirks and issues—dodgy brakes and tight driver space—meant the crash, while upsetting, was almost inevitable under their style of use.
  • “Out of everything to crash—I’m not even mad. Honestly, I’m just glad you’re okay. That’s a risk we take when we’re trying to drift that thing.” – Ben (19:32)
  • They discuss barriers and whether to add walls or other safety features to future builds to avoid repeats, but note the “cool factor” of drifting near trees (23:06).
  • Even high-stakes accident stress quickly devolves into jokes and clapping for destruction, typical of the group’s outlook.

2. Gavin’s Backflip at Pastrana Land

• Gav recounts his nerve-wracking trip to Travis Pastrana's legendary compound, where he landed his first foam pit backflip on a three-wheeler (01:53–05:51).
  • “I was almost throwing up in the morning...then you show up and look at the ramp—alright, I can do this.” – Gav (02:06)
  • Pastrana’s team was unsure at first, but Gav pulled it off after 20 tries on a pit bike and is working up to dirt. (06:38)
  • The conversation includes tales of being stuck upside-down in foam pits, referencing Nitro Circus mishaps and the long seconds waiting to be rescued.

3. Gavin’s Speed Dating Relationship Update

• Gav (aka "Gab" in some bits) is five months deep with his girlfriend he met via speed dating, going strong against the odds (08:45–09:01).
  • “Still together...riding three wheelers.” – Gav (08:59)
  • Ben and Dalton needle him about the state of his infamously “hoarded” truck and their intervention to clean out years-old trash, revealing treasures like a 1990 McDonald's receipt (09:55–10:25).
  • Hilarious story about a roadside breakdown being fixed with a rubber (condom) by a helpful stranger (11:10–13:19).

4. Country Rap Crossover and Music Taste

• The group debates rappers going country, with Gav welcoming the blend and Evan adamantly refusing to listen:
  • “Honestly, I think people like Dalton need something to listen to. Give it to 'em...I ain’t listening to it.” – Evan (14:01)
  • They riff on favorite artists, Post Malone’s shift, and how music trends are shaped (14:14–15:19).

5. Recent Car Chase Viral Video (Honda Pilot Incident)

• The crew watches and reacts in real time to a local viral story: an 18-year-old stuck at 113 MPH in a runaway Honda Pilot.
  • “Next time I get pulled over speeding, do I just go, ‘Hey man, my car won’t stop’?” – Ken (40:35)
  • They discuss mod-cons like electronics potentially reducing driver control, referencing classic cars vs. modern tech, and compare to another local case of a stuck accelerator (38:32–45:08).

6. Evan & Dalton: Beef or Friendship?

• Evan and Dalton’s mock-rivalry is a running gag, with Ben insisting they’re secretly best buds (52:21–54:24).
  • “Even though you guys don’t know it, you’re best buds.” – Ben (53:04)
  • The duo have recurring disputes—from helmet-wearing in bike photos to riding technique—culminating in Dalton proposing an anonymous workplace complaint box and “confessionals” (55:00).

7. Random Internet Phenomena & Meme Talk

• From viral TikToks of people cutting ankle monitors to reminiscing about the infamous Lil Tay and Bhad Bhabie eras, the group reflects on the fleeting nature of internet fame (26:07–28:27).
  • Dalton shares the “Costco Guys” meme, with the group reenacting its catchphrases and marveling at how quickly anyone can go viral (29:02).
• The segment transitions into wild "what animal are you?" speculation for each member, closing with playful roasts (67:17–72:32).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On the Hoonicorn crash:

• “I don’t think you could have wrecked a worse thing. Like your Lamborghini would be an easier fix.” – Ben (00:00, 19:55)
• “Set the bar really high...when I wreck something expensive, I’ll be like, well, it wasn’t the unicorn.” – Evan (19:24)

On foam pit nerves:

• “Once you land upside down, pit bike gases leaking in your face the whole time.” – Gav (03:13)

Relationship hijinks:

• “Thank lord for rednecks of freakin’ America right there, dude.” – Gav, after the roadside “rubber” repair (13:33)
• “Something about the redneck in me just wants a heavy chick.” – Gav (58:34)

Team dynamic:

• “It’s amazing the relationship between you and Dalton...how many times a day do you refer to Dalton? Even when he’s not here.” – Ben (52:21)

On the perils of technology in vehicles:

• “You are definitely in less control...With Teslas, you're just at the mercy of whatever it wants to do." – Ben and Siege (47:53–48:26)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Hoonicorn Crash Debrief: 00:00–00:10, 19:32–23:45
• Gav’s Backflip at Pastrana Land: 01:53–08:29
• Gavin’s Speed Dating Update: 08:45–09:01, 58:07–61:10
• Truck Hoarder Cleaning Story: 09:55–10:25
• Roadside Rubber Story: 11:10–13:25
• Music & Country Rap Crossover: 14:00–16:55
• Viral Honda Pilot Incident: 38:32–45:08
• Evan vs Dalton–Real or Bit?: 52:21–55:00
• Internet Viral Content Debates: 26:07–28:27, 29:02–30:07
• If You Were an Animal...?: 67:17–end (approx. 72:32)

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Tone & Highlights

• The episode is loose, self-deprecating, and packed with the group's signature blend of storytelling, teasing, and affectionately rough camaraderie.
• Wild stories (like foam pit mishaps, throttle sticks, speed dating successes, and on-the-road fixes) are recounted with humility and humor.
• Regular "best buds" roasts—especially between Evan and Dalton—are balanced with glimpses of earnest friendship, and the whole group chimes in with memes and pop-culture commentary.

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For anyone curious about CboysTV’s real dynamic, this episode is a must-listen. It’s equal parts thrill, hilarity, and behind-the-scenes honesty—which is why their community keeps coming back.

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Transcript

[Ben]

I don't think you could have wrecked a worse thing.

[Gav]

Like.

[Ben]

Like your Lamborghini would be an easier thing to fix. I don't think I've ever seen you this happy. Ever. And when he crashed in that tree.

[Evan]

18 year old kid going 113 miles an hour and then let's blow his tires up.

[Dalton]

Gav is still dating his girl after. After we set him up on speed dating.

[Evan]

Yep.

[Gav]

Going on five months now.

[Ben]

And it's fun for me to watch you guys relationship bloom because I think low key, even though you guys don't know it, you're best buds.

[Dalton]

I'm only getting audio in one ear. Yeah.

[Ben]

Wiggle Earth.

[Evan]

Oh, that's my whole life, bro. It's fine.

[Dalton]

God, that's got to suck.

[Evan]

It's not ideal.

[Ken]

That's why he freaked out so much when his one ear didn't work.

[Evan]

Yeah, it's still really not working right either. It's been like two months. Yeah.

[Ben]

Did you go to doctor?

[Evan]

Yeah, I did one time and they gave me some drops. Didn't do nothing.

[Gav]

What happened?

[Evan]

Dalton slam cake into my ear.

[Dalton]

Yeah, dude, they were like getting really, really weird.

[Ken]

Is cake.

[Evan]

Honestly, eardrum. It was wine night. I don't. I don't really know exactly what led up to that, but yeah, just wine night. Got a little freaky cake here.

[Gav]

Can't hear anymore.

[Ken]

The new AirPods work as hearing aids. Yeah, they're hearing aids. Like medical grade hearing aids.

[Ben]

Wow.

[Ken]

She could walk around with AirPods and you'd look like a finance bro.

[Evan]

How expensive are those? Aren't hearing aids like 10 grand?

[Ken]

Yeah, I mean, a couple hundred bucks for AirPods.

[Evan]

Overpriced or are these. I mean, maybe they're going to run the big hearing aid business.

[Ken]

I did hear that you can. You can play music to hearing aids now.

[Dalton]

That's nice.

[Ben]

They're pretty expensive. You should be able to hear. Yeah.

[Dalton]

All right, guys. Well, welcome back to the podcast. On today's episode, we've got our buddy Gav.

[Gav]

Thank you, guys.

[Dalton]

And. And Ev sitting in.

[Gav]

Let's go, baby.

[Ken]

Yep.

[Gav]

Yep. Three wheelers.

[Ben]

Speaking of three wheelers, Gav, congratulations. We want to congratulate you on the backflip.

[Gav]

Thank you, guys. Really appreciate that.

[Ben]

You haven't done it to dirt yet, but I don't even care. I think just the fact that you did it to foam pit is amazing.

[Gav]

Appreciate the heck out of that. It was so freaking scary leading up to it, man. I was almost throwing up in the morning. I was like, shit, what do. I was nervous as hell. And once you show up, they'll kind of look at the ramp. It's like, all right, I can do this. I can do this.

[Ben]

And you were at Travis Pastrana's house at Pastrana's, Yep.

[Gav]

And met them at the van race. They were like, come on out. I walked up to Travis and was like, hey, I need some help. He's like, what do you need? I go, I need to learn how to do the three wheeler. Next thing you know, I'm how to.

[Ben]

Do the three wheeler.

[Evan]

You knew exactly what you meant.

[Gav]

He knew exactly what I meant. Yeah. So next thing you know, I'm on a plane ride out there and learning how to do a backflip on a pit bike. So that was probably the scariest part about it is they put me on two wheels at first, which I am not good on.

[Dalton]

Right.

[Ben]

When I look at you, your body type doesn't necessarily, like, strike me as backflip. Like, even if you were on a trampoline, I don't know if. Can you do a backflip on a trampoline?

[Gav]

Somehow I can.

[Ben]

Oh, really?

[Gav]

It doesn't make sense. Kind of like a bee flying. But the kids happen.

[Ben]

You are built like a three wheeler. A b.

[Evan]

Flying bees. That's supposed to fly.

[Dalton]

Yeah, but think about it. They're kind of like. They're wider set, like the bumblebees, some big wings. Like, think about the bumblebees. Like, Gavin's kind of like built like a bumblebee.

[Gav]

Thanks. Weird. Weird.

[Ben]

Yeah, I guess.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Gav]

So, yeah, built to take a crash. Definitely took a couple, you know, pit bikes. The shittiest part about it all was once I landed upside down on one of them, I had pit bike gases leaking in my face the whole time.

[Evan]

Is that worse than three wheeler gas?

[Gav]

A little bit worse. Just straight four stroke. I like the two stroke taste a little bit better, but. Dude.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Gav]

Sitting in there upside down because you can't move it all, really. You got to wait for the bike to pull you out, right?

[Ben]

Yeah. Like, you can't. You can't wiggle even at all.

[Ken]

You can't.

[Gav]

No, dude.

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[Gav]

You got to pretty much stay calm and just let the. Try and grab the hook. Hook the bike onto the rope and let it pull you out.

[Dalton]

So somebody jumps in the pit right away. Yeah, yeah.

[Gav]

So you'll have somebody there. And how they get in the pit is they'll throw a little wood board on the pit so they can stand and don't sink in, and they'll toss you the rope.

[Ben]

Let's say you do the flip and you're upside down. How long are you sitting in there waiting for them? I'm sure it feels like a lot longer.

[Gav]

It feels like a long time. Probably a minute.

[Dalton]

Really?

[Ken]

About a minute.

[Gav]

About a minute, yeah.

[Ben]

Do you guys remember that episode of Nitro Circus when they made Street Bike Tommy jump off of like, I don't know if it was like 20 or 40ft, like a drop into this foam pit. And he went all the way, 15ft down. And he was in there for 40 minutes.

[Ken]

Oh my God.

[Ben]

They couldn't find.

[Evan]

40 minutes.

[Gav]

They couldn't find him.

[Ben]

And they're like digging like frantically.

[Gav]

I was freaking out after he went.

[Ben]

All the way down to the bottom and he was like, like 15ft down. And they're digging in this giant foam pit. They can't fucking find him. It was like 40 minutes, I think.

[Evan]

No. Stressed me out so bad.

[Ben]

You imagine, dude, I'd be freaking out.

[Evan]

And it's got to be like he.

[Ben]

Said, it's just pitch black. You can't hear anything. You're yelling, you're trying to breathe, man.

[Gav]

It's the worst thing ever. You probably have gas on your face.

[Ken]

There's that soundproof room that's actually in Minnesota. And like if you spend so much time in it, you go crazy.

[Dalton]

Yeah, we're going there.

[Ken]

Like, I feel like that's what it would be like down there. Like, you couldn't even yell for help cuz it would just be absorbed by the foam. What are we going to do there?

[Dalton]

What do you mean what are we going to do there?

[Ken]

Lock Evan and Dalton in there together.

[Evan]

Oh no.

[Siege]

Once you unlock that door, there's only gonna be one person left.

[Evan]

Which one would it be, Ken?

[Siege]

That's what we're gonna find out.

[Dalton]

What do you think would last?

[Evan]

I could take that.

[Dalton]

I don't know if you could.

[Gav]

I think you got him, Ev.

[Evan]

Ah, he's all flashy.

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[Gav]

Screw 40 minutes down there, man. 40 minutes. Way too long. A minute was way too long as well.

[Dalton]

What was that like, showing up there after watching like all the Nitro Circus shows and just everything that's made that area or that, that Pastrana Land so legendary.

[Gav]

Just a dream come true. It honestly doesn't even feel real pulling in there. You open, you come through the gates and it's just a big old compound. Go inside the shop, you. I mean, he literally has like a little jump set up in the shop for skateboards and all that. It's just the Coolest thing ever, dude.

[Dalton]

I bet.

[Gav]

So sick. And then you go up to the bar, man, the bar room was. I can't even tell you guys. Pictures of the coolest stuff you can think of all around the place. I mean.

[Dalton]

Yeah. Did you grow up watching like Nitro Circus?

[Evan]

Who didn't?

[Gav]

Yeah, of course. Went to a couple Nitro Circus there.

[Ben]

When you were there?

[Gav]

No, he was at a wedding. I missed him by a day, sadly.

[Dalton]

But.

[Gav]

But Trevor, Coach Trevor Piranha did an awesome job and kept me safe and, yeah, got me around on all three wheels.

[Dalton]

Were they pretty confident that you'd be.

[Ben]

Able to do it?

[Gav]

No.

[Dalton]

Oh, really?

[Gav]

Oh, no.

[Ben]

Oh, no.

[Dalton]

Oh, yeah.

[Gav]

He was pretty nervous because most people show up and you know what's going to happen. You know, most times it's like, ah, sickos. They're all athletes. So they were able to take the dirt in the first day. That's very, very rare. They were saying, but dude.

[Ben]

Yeah, just.

[Gav]

They were. Can he backflip? Learned on a trampoline. Kind of did a little iffy on the trampoline there. All right, let's throw you on a pit bike. And next thing you know, kind of just got the grasp of it.

[Evan]

How many tries on the pit bike to, like, get one around?

[Gav]

So we did. We did. I'm gonna be honest. 20 tries. You. You take about 20 tries and then you move on to the next thing. About 20 tries is what they want you to do.

[Evan]

Did you get it around the first time, like to the wheel?

[Gav]

Oh, no.

[Evan]

Like, how many tries to.

[Gav]

Second try was perfect.

[Evan]

Really?

[Gav]

Yep. Second try was perfect.

[Evan]

Then you did like 19 perfect ones in a row.

[Gav]

We did.

[Ben]

Problem?

[Gav]

No, I mean, you take a break because after about five, you get exhausted.

[Ben]

Really?

[Evan]

Really?

[Gav]

Yeah. You get exhausted. So we were prepping to go to dirt. The plan was get 20 on the pit bike, get safe there, and then go for 15 to 20 on the three wheeler and try and take the dirt after that.

[Ben]

And then why didn't you take it to dirt? It was raining.

[Gav]

Just too rainy. We were there during pretty much a hurricane. It was just pouring on us the whole time, so didn't get a chance.

[Evan]

Hurricane.

[Ken]

What were you using?

[Ben]

Which three wheeler?

[Gav]

1985. Yes.

[Dalton]

Beautiful.

[Gav]

Yeah. The cool thing about it is he likes keeping it all stock just to kind of prove this. 1985 three wheeler can do a backflip and it's completely stock, man.

[Ken]

So it's his three wheeler?

[Gav]

Yep.

[Ken]

Wow. You didn't even have to bring your own three wheeler.

[Gav]

Just showed up to Pastrana Land and he let me rip it.

[Ben]

It's pretty cool, dude, right? It was Travis's.

[Gav]

That's Trevor's. Travis's place. But yeah, Trevor's three wheeler.

[Dalton]

So you're going to dirt.

[Gav]

Going to dirt, man. I got it right.

[Ken]

You want to do it tonight?

[Gav]

Jeez, man.

[Ben]

Bro, I think you're better off going for it at Travis's.

[Gav]

I think I'd probably say so too, but I mean, if we.

[Ben]

Some professional supervision, if we set it up right.

[Gav]

I'm feeling good. Yeah.

[Dalton]

It's terrifying.

[Ken]

I'm proud of you, Gav. I mean, the first time you were here, you hadn't really jumped a three wheeler, dude.

[Gav]

No, I wasn't prepared. And we thought you were just like.

[Ken]

Good at jumping three wheelers because you were.

[Gav]

Yeah, I remember the first thing. Beds and bed. Sending me. What first thing that Ben. Yeah, the first thing that Ben said to me was, dude, I thought you knew how to jump a three wheeler. No, I have no freaking clue. And slowly progressed from there. Started jumping up in Gunnison and got the hang of it up there and went from there.

[Evan]

I watched your last video with that 250R.

[Gav]

Yeah.

[Evan]

The air cooled one.

[Gav]

Yep.

[Evan]

Jumping really good.

[Gav]

Thank you. Appreciate that.

[Evan]

Come a long ways.

[Dalton]

Yeah, you have come a long ways. Every time I see you hitting that jump at your track, I just think.

[Gav]

Oh, man, I shouldn't be hitting it.

[Dalton]

You shouldn't be hitting it.

[Gav]

Nope.

[Evan]

You did almost come up short on that gap.

[Dalton]

You're still so sketchy, dude.

[Gav]

I'm kind of known for that, but thankfully I can take a crash. I'm known for taking a crash, so we got that down.

[Dalton]

Gav, how's it going with your girl, dude?

[Gav]

Still together.

[Dalton]

So, Gab, Gav is still dating his girl after. After we set him up on speed dating.

[Gav]

Yep. Going on five months now.

[Dalton]

Going against the odds, dude.

[Gav]

Yeah.

[Dalton]

And it's going good.

[Gav]

Yeah, it's going great.

[Dalton]

I love to see it.

[Gav]

Still dating still.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Gav]

Riding three wheelers.

[Ben]

Love.

[Dalton]

And she. What does she think of the 12 valve?

[Gav]

Dude, she loves it. Now that we're putting some new wheels on it, she's probably going to stay with me a little bit longer, but.

[Ben]

I think the wheels probably aren't doing much, but the cleaning it out definitely is 100%.

[Gav]

Thank you guys for the detail.

[Ben]

So what's up with that?

[Evan]

Are you a hoarder or are you?

[Gav]

Dude, I like to keep a lot of stuff. I like to keep a lot of stuff. I mean, you never know. What you're going to use. I feel like I'm in an old truck. I could break down anywhere. I need everything I can. Right.

[Ben]

Your math homework?

[Gav]

100%. I got old water.

[Dalton]

Graduation.

[Gav]

Yeah. That's just stuff I could burn.

[Ben]

Right.

[Siege]

I. I pulled a full garbage bag, like a. A 55 gallon garbage bag just of half drink water bottles out of that thing.

[Gav]

Thank you, Ken. Really appreciate it.

[Ben]

Yeah, we. We cleaned up. It was kind of against your will though, dude. You were like, dude, I felt bad, man.

[Gav]

It was. It's kind of. I mean, there's a lot.

[Dalton]

That is not what you were doing. You were freaking out.

[Ben]

I mean, I feel like you didn't.

[Dalton]

Want to touch any of it. You were mad.

[Gav]

I got stuff from high school in there, man. Holy crap. I mean.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Gav]

Ken found my Bible with old high school prom pictures in there.

[Ben]

That's crazy.

[Gav]

I know. Isn't that gnarly? That's a time capsule in there.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Gav]

Yeah. The coolest thing I found was a 1990 McDonald's receipt for a dollar coffee. It was actually 89 cents. And then a dollar McMuffin as well.

[Ben]

Three decades worth of stuff that was pre you garbage.

[Gav]

Oh yeah.

[Ben]

I didn't know you bought it with some garbage in it and then you added some of your own to it.

[Gav]

Had to. Yep.

[Dalton]

That's respect.

[Gav]

Damn right.

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[Gav]

Damn right.

[Evan]

30 year old receipt. 34 years.

[Gav]

Yep.

[Ben]

How much was it again for the coffee?

[Gav]

It was like $0.78 or $0.88.

[Ben]

It's pretty decent deal. That's. Honestly, coffee's not that much more expensive nowadays. That's probably the one thing that hasn't jumped up. Tremendous amount in price. I bet it's a dollar for a coffee at McDonald's right now.

[Dalton]

Kind of getting up there too.

[Ben]

No, they are. But like there's certain little things that'll.

[Evan]

Be a couple bucks now, which is still a deal compared to most things.

[Ken]

Gav, how's insurance on that thing?

[Dalton]

Not bad.

[Gav]

It's 1989. It's cheap.

[Evan]

Thought they were actually paying you to get it off the road, probably.

[Gav]

No, I've never broken down in it though. The only time I did break down. So I'm cruising up to Gunison. I start watching my temperature gauge. It overheats or whatever. I was like, what do I do? Pull on the side of the road and I'm like, oh crap. I never want to ask for help, but some redneck guy and his F150 stops and he's like, hey, you need help?

[Dalton]

Shit.

[Ben]

Sure.

[Gav]

Come Help me, dude. I was like, what is this guy actually gonna do for me? So we start looking at it. F150 guy can't actually help me. He's probably a city boy. And starts looking at, dude, you got a hose leaking right there. It's like, dude, what are we gonna do? We don't have any freaking ace hardware stores near us. And he looks at me, goes, you got a rubber? I don't got a rubber, man. What's a rubber? And he goes, me and the old lady got old rubber. So it runs back to his truck. Old old lady?

[Siege]

Yeah, used.

[Gav]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Ken]

Not used old rubber. I was like, damn, he's keeping this guy.

[Ben]

He's talking condoms, dude.

[Gav]

I still have no clue what's going on. What are you gonna do with a condom, dude? And come back, come back over, we take the hose off, and it was actually genius what we did.

[Dalton]

So then you put your pants back on.

[Gav]

As soon as he finished, he fixed my line in a jig. He didn't fix my truck yet. My truck was still broken.

[Ben]

He comes back, Gavin's got his pants down. He' what are you doing?

[Gav]

No, no, no.

[Evan]

Cheapest fix I've ever had.

[Ken]

After the rubber was done, then the guy went to the back of the truck and he put a new hose on it.

[Dalton]

Gavin. Gavin gets done, and he kind of.

[Gav]

Just chuckles at the guy.

[Dalton]

He goes, what are you laughing about? And he hops back in his truck and starts it up and goes, my.

[Ken]

Truck was just fine.

[Gav]

No, no, no, no. That's not how it went, dude. Keep. So he. Okay, so tell you. Take the cuff.

[Evan]

When cummin owners are in heat, they just pull over and put the flashers.

[Ben]

On.

[Gav]

Put the gas cap out, lure it in a little F150. Looking for the city boys. Dalton pulls up.

[Dalton]

Evan goes, let me sit in the passenger seat.

[Ben]

Or let me.

[Dalton]

Let me sit in the driver's seat.

[Ben]

Let me sit in the driver's seat.

[Ken]

Sets up his tripod.

[Gav]

Oh, my God. Oh, my goodness.

[Ken]

Quick tick tock first, dude.

[Gav]

So we take the hose off. I'm like, all right, so we got a good split in it. How do we fix this? Cuts the rubber in half. We wrap the rubber around, put the clamps on so that the coolant can still flow through, put it back on. Ran all the way back to Gunnison, zero problems. Got the temperature back down, good to go.

[Ken]

Wow.

[Gav]

Carry your rubber. Carry rubber, fellas.

[Dalton]

Never leave home without one.

[Gav]

Damn right.

[Ben]

I'd probably get in trouble if I was carrying a Rubber around.

[Gav]

Yeah, seriously.

[Evan]

It's for my coolant line.

[Ben]

Line might be harder to sell.

[Gav]

Right. So thankful.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Gav]

Thank lord for rednecks of freaking America right there, dude.

[Dalton]

Right? And then never leaving home without a rubber.

[Gav]

Gosh damn it.

[Dalton]

I've been wondering this question. I wanted to have you on the podcast to get your opinion about it. So there's a lot of, like, rappers making country albums these days, right? Yep. And so Gavin, as a country listener yourself, or a redneck, and then Evan, as somebody who absolutely despises country music. What. What's your guys opinion on that?

[Gav]

I kind of like it.

[Evan]

I'm.

[Gav]

I. I like everything. So I'm a rap guy and I'm a country guy, so seeing them kind of combined, I'm not going to hate.

[Ken]

It and you hate everything, so.

[Evan]

Honestly, I think people like Dalton need something to listen to. Give it to him.

[Gav]

All right, fair enough. Fair enough.

[Evan]

I ain't listening to it.

[Gav]

Gosh damn it. F. Come on, man.

[Dalton]

Who's your favorite? Who's your favorite rapper? Ev. Top three. Oh, man, just give me three that you listen to.

[Evan]

Three that I listen to. Well, Dave Blunt, dude who just gave me the follow on Instagram, so I'm pretty hyped on that.

[Dalton]

Shout out.

[Evan]

Shout out to him. Oh, man, this is really difficult.

[Ben]

Lil Peep.

[Dalton]

What do you mean?

[Evan]

Yeah, Lil Peep. Yeah, he's. He's really good. Oh, man, just some.

[Gav]

Some Juicy J. Juicy J. Waka Flocka.

[Evan]

Yeah, Walk a fuck. I know a bunch of him lately. Project Pat.

[Gav]

Dude, that old school rap, that's kind of like mid 2000s right there.

[Evan]

I didn't even say that.

[Dalton]

What about Fat Nick?

[Evan]

Oh, Fat Nick, of course. Yeah. See, there's a bunch of good ones out there.

[Dalton]

Okay, so what would you do if they made a country album?

[Evan]

I'd probably check it out because, you.

[Dalton]

Know, like, as like a guilty listen.

[Evan]

Just to see what's going on.

[Dalton]

Like, if. If I walked up to your truck when you like, pulled into the driveway, what would you do?

[Evan]

Turn it down, probably change it.

[Dalton]

What are you doing? Nothing.

[Evan]

Just in my furnace.

[Ben]

Right.

[Evan]

He.

[Ben]

Dude, it is crazy though.

[Dalton]

Like, how many, like, rappers are making country albums?

[Ben]

Is it?

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Dalton]

So common right now. I feel like.

[Evan]

I mean, it's like mgk. I mean, he just went into. I mean, what, like punk?

[Dalton]

But I mean, no, but then he made rock or rock or whatever. Whatever.

[Evan]

I'm just saying, you know, it's just going into a different lane.

[Ben]

And I think when MGK switched to rocket, I mean, he Obviously had some pretty banger songs as, like a rap artist, but he had more bangers as a rock artist, I'd say, radio wise.

[Evan]

I mean.

[Ben]

Yeah, I mean, he definitely became a way bigger star. Yeah. Doing that.

[Dalton]

I think people have just noticed that, like, it just sells, like, it's such a wave right now.

[Ken]

Dude, country is in.

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Or they just get probably sick of doing the same songs and who knows? But yeah, you just like, what do I do for a new album?

[Ken]

I did see Post Malone was getting kind of some hate for going country. Like, country guys were like, post Malone is in country?

[Ben]

Yeah, he probably isn't say he's country, though. The one thing that I could see possibly becoming like a problem, though is, like, some of the melodies of his songs are like the same melody of, like, previous country songs, aren't they?

[Gav]

I know. They definitely are.

[Ben]

And, like, that's like kind of jacking their. Their songs flow and like, whatnot, you know, which they made from nothing.

[Ken]

Steal like an artist.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Evan]

I was a huge fan of rapping Jelly roll. Oh, like 10 years ago.

[Ben]

He was really.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

He was like, yeah, the underground, it was.

[Evan]

It was great.

[Ben]

I like his country better. Obviously.

[Evan]

I've never really listened to much of it. I just kind of stay away from it.

[Ben]

I try not to listen to his country music. It's a little too, like. It's just like all sad songs, you.

[Gav]

Know, he's got a couple bangers here.

[Ben]

Start driving in your truck home, you start feeling sorry for yourself a little bit. You're like.

[Evan]

The point of country was. Isn't that every.

[Ben]

No, no, no.

[Dalton]

Where do you find your music?

[Gav]

Soundcloud, Internet.

[Evan]

Like, everybody, he goes.

[Ben]

No, he goes. He goes to CD stores.

[Gav]

You.

[Dalton]

You find some underground guys, though. See, that was a good way of putting it. Like, like the most. The guys that you listen to are like, on the come up underground. A lot of people, like the guy you were just talking about were like 15,000 followers on Instagram. Like, how do you find these guys?

[Evan]

Literally last night we were just watching World Star Hip Hop, whatever it was feeding us. I don't even know how that works, but I think people buy. Yeah, yeah. It's like most of it was trash, but gnarly. Sometimes you.

[Ben]

You.

[Evan]

You find.

[Dalton]

Dude, we're on World Star all the time.

[Gav]

Dude, this stuff was not what you want to be on there for, I'll tell you that.

[Ben]

Really? World Star really transitioned.

[Evan]

Yeah, yeah, No, I remember different lanes in World Star, but yeah, World Star Hip Hop.

[Ken]

Do people still yell World Star.

[Evan]

I do sometimes yell, like, tik tok.

[Ken]

Like, it doesn't make the same thing, you know?

[Evan]

Dude, when Micah looped out at, like, 50 miles an hour on the highway, like, it was the only thing I could think of saying as he's sliding down the highway, dude. Yeah, I blacked out. The only thing I could yell, like, are you okay? Do you need help? That was crazy.

[Dalton]

Nope.

[Evan]

World star.

[Ben]

It's kind of like when Ben crashed, like, your first reaction was just start clapping. Like, he just did the best thing. Like, I don't think I've ever seen you praise him for any of the stuff he's done, like.

[Evan]

Like, crouching that tree, impressed at the amount of destruction he did at that moment.

[Dalton]

Yeah, you like that?

[Evan]

He deserved a round of applause.

[Dalton]

Me and C.J. were watching the video back before we pressed live. You know, we're. We're watching it through, and it was my first time seeing it after CJ had edited that portion. And we watch it through, and I just go, man, Evan is such a dick, because I. That was the first time I'd seen you. But I'm laughing. I'm laughing.

[Evan]

Like, five.

[Dalton]

I had no idea how happy you hitting that tree had made you. And then we. As EJ's laughing, and, you know, I'm like, all right, let's watch it through one more time. And then we watch it through, and there's a moment in it when you go, man, that was just. That was just crazy.

[Ben]

And you look up, and you're, like.

[Dalton]

Looking up at God like you're, like, praying to God, and you got, like, this little. You did just pop it up right here.

[Ben]

That was crazy. Crazy, like, you're. You were so happy. I don't think I've ever seen you this happy ever. And when he crashed in that tree.

[Evan]

At the very least, it takes some heat off of me. When I wreck something expensive, I'll be like, well, it wasn't the unicorn.

[Ben]

Yeah, that's true.

[Evan]

Set the bar really high.

[Ben]

I mean, realistically, out of everything to crash. And I'm. I'm not. I'm not even mad. Like, honestly, I'm just glad you're okay. And that's just, you know, a risk we take when we're freaking trying to drift that thing. We all understand it. It's. It's a replica. And honestly, the thing. It wasn't perfect in terms of drivability to begin with.

[Dalton]

Yeah, it wasn't meant to. It wasn't meant to be doing what it was doing.

[Ben]

Yeah, no, it Wasn't but so I'm not mad about that. But in terms of like replaceability, I don't think you could have wrecked a worse thing. Like. Like your Lamborghini would be an easier thing to fix for sure.

[Dalton]

Really?

[Ben]

Anything.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Would have been an easier fix. This is a one of one just put together thing. I didn't think of that at the same time, you know, kind of there was some flaws with it that we never really pointed out on video just because it just. We weren't really trying to like complain about it and we aren't but like for instance, the floor was like raised up a ton. So you were always sitting in it super awkwardly. Like you were just. I fit just fine.

[Ken]

Okay.

[Ben]

Evan fit. It was Evan size but like it was super tight. The brakes didn't work in the back unless you had your foot to the floor and then pulled the E brake. So in order to have the back brakes work, you have to add your foot to the floor and then also pull the E brake. And they were still really freaking weak. Like it was nerve wracking driving.

[Evan]

The handbrake should be on a separate system from the brakes.

[Ben]

And from my understanding is that they were gonna fix that when they fixed the quarter panel. That got messed up on it.

[Dalton]

But yeah, it just got overlooked and didn't get.

[Ben]

It was just like the steering like the steering post is just freaking.

[Ken]

Thank goodness. That'll look giving it.

[Ben]

Yeah, no kidding. Good point.

[Evan]

Ryan might have saved your life.

[Ken]

I saved your nose for sure.

[Ben]

It was a lot to corral like even like those pro drifters like when we were with Jake they were like. Yeah. I mean that was a lot to like he was working for it to drift it.

[Dalton]

Yeah. The brakes were just shitty and it was just not. It just wasn't set up and like I wasn't a good enough drifter to be like fixing like really to begin with.

[Ben]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dalton]

Fixing like the mistakes that you would have to fix. Like you know, and then like I hop in Jake's car and it's so dialed. Like you like go around camp.

[Ken]

You said that when is the last thing of Jake's ever been dialed.

[Gav]

Yeah, dude.

[Ben]

That hoonicorn was kind of a dog too. It could have used another 75 horse and then it would actually be I think at where it's at. But it was just always a little underpowered. Yeah, it really was.

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[Ben]

It would overheat and everything.

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[Ben]

I'm sure these problems aren't too big.

[Dalton]

Of a deal, but we're going to get it fixed, though.

[Ben]

We are, yeah.

[Dalton]

I think we found somebody to fix it and then twin turbo it.

[Ben]

Another YouTuber. Yeah. I mean, I'm. I'm glad though. Like, we'll have it sent off this winter. It'll get fixed and it'll come back. Come back and. Yeah. So, like, do I want to put on barriers on the new.

[Dalton]

I think we should because I don't want some random person to go through what I am dealing with now.

[Ben]

It would have been bad if you would have hit your door. If you hit your door going as fast as Jake.

[Dalton]

Yeah. I mean, there's a lot, I think that could go wrong. And it's cool being that there's nothing at the sketch factor but like, if does go south, it's like it's 10 times worse, though.

[Ben]

Realistically though, you still have the trees for aspect in terms of filming. Like you're drifting around something. If you just had walls.

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Right before. Because if you, let's say, were to slide in and like hit the side on that tree, it would be a bad deal because that's going to be sitting where you're sitting. But if you slide into a barrier, it's not gonna, you know, impale through the vehicle.

[Dalton]

No, I think we need some sort of barrier.

[Gav]

I don't know.

[Ben]

I don't know what that though, is what I'm saying.

[Dalton]

Yeah, I don't know what that looks like exactly. If it's like a. Some kind of wall setup, you know? You know, a barrier wall or if it's like tires. So it's got a little bit of give to it.

[Ben]

I think it's a barrier wall. Tires aren't going to do as much as you think. They're going to kind of look like crap. I just think you do barrier walls around just that spot and then maybe if you want, you could do them in the middle too. But like, you're still gonna have that aspect that we were looking for with the trees. Yeah.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Ben]

So you know the track, like you have to go a certain way and.

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Hey, man.

[Dalton]

It's our first drift track.

[Ken]

We're still dialing it in over here.

[Ben]

You know, it's the only drift track with trees.

[Dalton]

It is crazy, though. I mean, it's. It's sick.

[Gav]

Until your head. What went through your head, dude? When you saw that tree head on, what was going through it?

[Ben]

He said it out loud.

[Dalton]

Yeah. It was just screaming it. Yeah.

[Ken]

I mean, it was done.

[Dalton]

It's done through there, dude.

[Ken]

Every time. I have even more respect for those Trees, like, whatever I'm on, I swear those trees picked up and move closer to the track after that accident.

[Dalton]

I know, dude. I got PTSD just driving around it. Even if I'm driving my truck just on, like, the track, I'm just like.

[Ken]

Yeah, dude, I don't.

[Ben]

I don't like that, but respect the trees, man.

[Ken]

Ben, what was that video that you had to show her? Not ready for it.

[Dalton]

Oh, yeah, yeah. So I think just with social media, people are just doing, like, the craziest shit, obviously to. To try and get views or get famous. I saw this, and it just blew my mind.

[Gav]

Oh, no.

[Dalton]

So this guy, McDonald's.

[Ken]

I'm going to crash into it on my mama.

[Ben]

No way.

[Dalton]

Crash at a McDonald's in Springfield?

[Ken]

Miraculously, the driver was able to get.

[Ben]

Out of the car with somehow.

[Dalton]

Looks like he, like, heard the recovering from their injuries.

[Ben]

What?

[Gav]

Unreal.

[Evan]

Amiga.

[Ben]

Chino.

[Gav]

Chino. Holy crap.

[Ben]

They put me on house arrest.

[Dalton]

But if this video blow up, I'll.

[Ben]

Cut it for real.

[Evan]

For what?

[Dalton]

A freaking idiot. Bro cuts his ankle bracelet. He's on house arrest, cuts his ankle bracelet live on Twitch, and then just runs for it.

[Gav]

To where?

[Siege]

I don't know.

[Dalton]

Hey, yo, if you don't know who.

[Gav]

I am, I'm the dude who cut.

[Dalton]

My ankle monitor on Tick Tock Live.

[Gav]

This is my makeshift camp until I get to the next location.

[Ben]

What?

[Dalton]

You feel me? But you know I'm heading towards New York, so let me pull up. Hey, yo, the feds ain't never gonna catch me. I see y' all in New York. I don't really know. I don't really know what this guy's bro. I thought this guy's play is, but.

[Ken]

I thought it was fake. And I kept wanting to think it was fake, and he kept reaffirming that it was.

[Ben]

That was real.

[Ken]

That is absolutely insane.

[Evan]

This was a while ago.

[Ben]

He's on the run still. When was that posted? See, when his last vid was posted, Four hours ago.

[Siege]

No, that video was about a month ago.

[Ben]

Yeah, yeah, it says this, but I.

[Evan]

Saw something about this, like, six months ago, I swear.

[Ben]

So is he in trouble or. Obviously he's in trouble, but is he. Is he. Has he been captive?

[Evan]

No idea.

[Ken]

I guess they say his name, but go back to the main video because he hits a different corner of the building. Yeah, no, it. Does he. Does he or doesn't he?

[Siege]

I mean, he might not. He could have hit it in, like, the vehicle also. Like, how was the vehicle like that?

[Ken]

I'm just Going to give the guy the credit that he did it, and he's an absolute maniac.

[Ben]

Dude. What is up with. That Is so not worth it. Like, that is so not worth it.

[Ken]

That is the craziest thing I've ever seen.

[Ben]

For years.

[Ken]

Ever, in my entire life.

[Ben]

That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen, dude.

[Ken]

You know what's interesting?

[Evan]

The.

[Ken]

That someone would want to do.

[Ben]

He's on no jumper. He went on no jumper. I'm sorry.

[Siege]

Okay, so this is saying he crashed into an orange theory in January.

[Ben]

So he's done it a couple times.

[Dalton]

If it's all fake. Actually, that. That guy is just. He's actually kind of smart.

[Gav]

Yeah, no, he'd be really smart.

[Dalton]

Like, he pretends to do that, and then he pretends to get arrested, and then he pretends that he gets on house arrest.

[Gav]

Cuts the ankle monitor.

[Dalton]

Cuts the ankle monitor. The animal monitor. Could have just been fake. Anything.

[Gav]

Yep. It looked fake, too. It didn't even look like a monitor.

[Dalton]

You remember, like, and then he's just on the run, which is all.

[Gav]

Actually, can you cut through ankle monitors with a pair of scissors?

[Ben]

Yes, probably. I'm sure. Yeah, you're probably right. You think they'd make it harder to cut through, But I'm sure it's, like, a situation where if you really want to get it off, you can.

[Evan]

They know. They find out.

[Ben]

Yeah. So I'm sure they're probably thinking, like, you know, you're messed already, dude.

[Siege]

You're not making a glorified zip tie with a wire in it.

[Ben]

This reminds me a lot of little Tay. Do you guys remember little Tay?

[Dalton]

The girl.

[Ben]

The little Asian girl. All this money, and it was like, in that era of Internet where there was little Tay. Whoa, Vicky. Bad baby.

[Dalton]

Yes, Bad baby.

[Ben]

Loves bad baby.

[Dalton]

Long neck.

[Ben]

Remember long neck?

[Dalton]

Oh, and wide neck.

[Ben]

Gucci berry.

[Dalton]

There was, like, kind of these just, like, Internet memes.

[Ben]

Yeah, you're ba. I. I want to be, like, nice with the way I say it, but, like, just, like, meme. Like people that were playing a character, like, they weren't actually like that in real life.

[Dalton]

I know someone like that plays like an Internet.

[Gav]

Yeah, keep going, huh?

[Ben]

Anyways, I'm a redneck. What? We weren't.

[Dalton]

What?

[Ken]

Man, you dug yourself.

[Ben]

Yeah. Anyways.

[Dalton]

Oh, no, no, no. I was talking about Dalton.

[Gav]

I thought you were coming after me.

[Dalton]

Oh, no, no, no, no. You have a guilty conscience, something like that.

[Evan]

Nervous over there, but.

[Ben]

No, it's just. It's just. It reminds me a lot of that those. Those characters never really stick around. Like, you know, it never lasts.

[Dalton]

Little Tay apparently like came out that she. Her parents were like holding her hostage and making those tik toks or something like that. What happened? Little taste. She like just came out like a.

[Ben]

Year ago and then watch some of her old videos, cuz I'm pretty sure I ended up deleting all of them. It was a messed up situation.

[Dalton]

She was like super aggressive.

[Ben]

You know that someone was sitting behind the camera telling her what to say. And now her whole life is going to be kind of messed up. Like it's going to be just like people remember that when you're that famous. Yeah. And like, it's going to be very hard to.

[Dalton]

Have you guys seen the Costco guys, bro? Yeah. Double chunk chocolate chip cookie.

[Ben]

No, I don't, but I've heard someone say that just recently.

[Evan]

Dalton.

[Ben]

Someone. One of our. Our crew members said that.

[Ken]

And I.

[Ben]

The way they said it, I knew it was a meme, but I didn't care to dig anymore. Yeah.

[Dalton]

Okay. So I don't know how the meme originated, but there's like this father and son. They're probably from somewhere out east. Yeah. They got like heavy accents. Pull up the origination of it so I don't mess it up.

[Ken]

Hey, who ate my double chunk chocolate cookie?

[Evan]

It wasn't me.

[Siege]

It was him.

[Dalton]

It wasn't me.

[Ben]

It was him. Whoever it was, better make me another double chunk chocolate cookie.

[Ken]

Apparently this dad has been trying to get famous for many years. Like he's been YouTubing for a long time.

[Dalton]

Really?

[Ben]

We didn't even watch the whole thing.

[Ken]

Just nailed like this format. Apparently the Costco guys format really works. But I'm actually Alondra just got a Costco membership. Pretty freaking excited to try him. The chicken bake looks so good.

[Dalton]

Yeah. So it's the chicken bake. The little kid goes, you want a chicken bake?

[Ken]

We bring the boom.

[Dalton]

And then the dad goes, or double chop chocolate chip cookie.

[Ben]

We bring the boom.

[Ken]

Boom. Or doom.

[Dalton]

The Internet's crazy place, man. Yeah. Moral.

[Ken]

You can really do anything.

[Dalton]

Yeah, you really can. I mean, look at us, we're sitting here. Very true, dude. I'll tell you who won the most out of that is Bhad baby.

[Ben]

Yeah, she's actually the most successful by far.

[Dalton]

She made $52 million.

[Ben]

She played it right, dude. She had good music too though. Like when she came with the.

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Gucci flip flops was lit. But here, let's watch this. Do you remember a little tag I.

[Gav]

Don'T know if I've seen Little Tay.

[Ben]

Okay, here we go.

[Gav]

What the hell?

[Evan]

You're kidding me.

[Guest]

You already know what it is. Little tiny, youngest flex of the century. I'm only nine years old, but I'm richer than all y' all broke ass haters. This team, I'll picture it bigger than your whole entire living room.

[Gav]

She went viral for this.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Guest]

Y' all haters are already older than me, but y' all still talking shit. I'm a nine year old millionaire and I be smoking dope. Bitch, shut your mouth before I smit you. Auntie Lil Tam ballin in the eye.

[Gav]

Yay.

[Guest]

I dropped 200 racks on this car and I'm only nine years old. I got the keys to this car.

[Gav]

That's an Evan attitude, right?

[Ben]

Stands on it.

[Guest]

These are butterfly wings. Y' all haven't seen this car in your own lives. I be driving. Driving this around the Beverly Hills area. And I'm only nine years old. I got no license.

[Dalton]

If that was like my niece and we, like, show up to Thanksgiving and she starts yapping like that.

[Ken]

Oh, man.

[Dalton]

At me over the dinner table, I'll be like, when the hell did Taylor get this attitude?

[Ben]

Her name's Little Tay now. Ben. She goes by Little Tay.

[Dalton]

Yeah, the parents correct me, but, yeah, pretty crazy.

[Ben]

That's what that. That guy reminds me of. But the more I think about it, it might be fake. I think it's fake, dude.

[Dalton]

Yeah, I think that guy. I think that guy's outsmarting the Internet clearly worked.

[Ken]

Yeah, no kidding. Speaking of ankle monitors, a guy I knew in college had an ankle monitor. Got two minors in quick succession, and then he had an ankle monitor, and then he hung out with somebody who had been drinking alcohol, and they rubbed legs, and then his ankle monitor went off.

[Gav]

No way.

[Ken]

Then he had to go in every day and blow into a thing to prove he was sober.

[Gav]

That's crazy.

[Dalton]

Didn't he get two minors, like, in. In a week?

[Ken]

Yeah, like one on Thursday, one on Saturday. Bit of bad luck, bit of bad decision making.

[Dalton]

Freshman in college, early in it is in the year, and next thing you know, you got an ankle brace.

[Ben]

Brutal.

[Evan]

It is weird, though.

[Ben]

So Ryan and I were. He was in, like, the dorm across from me that year. And I also knew this guy. Very nice, like, smart. Like, just a good guy, a good kid. Like at your kid at that age.

[Ken]

But.

[Ben]

But it was just unlucky, you know? Like, you hear the story of it, you're like, what is this guy? Like this guy doesn't care about anything, you know, like, what a crazy maniac. He's unhinged. But it was just a nice kid that just got unlucky, like, two times, like, you know, just in a. In a short little stint. But, yeah, it is weird how that. How that goes, because, like, now when I think of something like that, I'm like, it's not that bad. Like, couple minors. But obviously, there is, like, people out there that are just racking them up, and then they got to get an ankle bracelet. That's pretty crazy.

[Ken]

Like, I was sitting in class with him, and he's like, it's. It was early in the year, so he has to wear, like, it was still hot out, so he's wearing shorts. But he doesn't want to walk around with class wearing an ankle monitor, because everybody's gonna be like, who the hell is this guy?

[Ben]

Probably scared of him.

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[Ken]

So he had to, like, wear long pants and sweatpants and stuff, because.

[Dalton]

Bulky dude. I was in the airport coming back from Vegas the other day, and I'm sitting on the tram. I look down, and I see this guy's legs. He had leg cuffs on.

[Ken]

No way.

[Dalton]

Yep.

[Ken]

Shut up.

[Ben]

So they're transporting him, so I noticed.

[Dalton]

That he's got leg cuff, and then he's just wearing, like, pants and, like, kind of like a long jacket, right? Long beard, tattoos, older guy. It's probably 50. So I, like, start kind of looking at, you know, like, who's holding. Because he was in a wheelchair. Oh, yeah. So this guy was in a wheelchair. You can't really walk, right?

[Ken]

Your legs.

[Dalton]

I, like, start looking at, like, the person pushing them, and it was kind of just like, an older lady. And then there was, like, this guy standing, like, behind him, and I noticed that he had, like, police on, like, his, like, call. Like, he was wearing, like, a badge of some sort. So I was like, oh, this is, like a. They're transporting, like, a prisoner.

[Ken]

Wow.

[Dalton]

We get off, right? And I see them push, and I, like, go to, like, Greta and Tommy and Greta's little brother. I go, yo, I'm pretty sure that this guy right here is, like, a prisoner of some sort. And they're, like, transporting him, right? He had already gotten away at this point. He goes up the elevator or he goes.

[Gav]

No, they.

[Ben]

They wheel.

[Dalton]

They wheel them to the elevator. We go up the escalator. So we get up to the top floor, right? And at this point, I'm, like, telling all, like, all the siblings. I was like, yeah, I just saw this. I. I Was like, I guess it makes sense. I just have never thought about it, like, how do they transport, you know, from, like, prison to prison?

[Ben]

I.

[Dalton]

You not. This guy gets off, they're rolling them around the corner, and he looks at. I don't know if it was me. I'm. I'm. I'm going to sleep good at night and say it was Greta's little brother Tommy. And he, like, winked at him.

[Gav]

What the hell?

[Ben]

What?

[Dalton]

Dude, it's like he fucking knew we were talking about him or some shit.

[Ben]

Dude, I heard you.

[Dalton]

No, I mean, we were across the. We were across the airport at this point, and he, like, came around. He, like, winked at him. And then he got, like, pushed off. And I was just sitting there in, like, chills, and I was like, I mean, I feel like we're good, but fudge, that was creepy.

[Ken]

I wonder what he did. And, like, do they fly him on Spirit or something like that? Like, if you look a little fucked up, put him on a delta flight. Like, that stuff's expensive, you know, because.

[Dalton]

It'S like, you can't just, like, buy out, like, the whole section of the plane.

[Ken]

You're not flying in private.

[Dalton]

Yeah, they're not flying in private. You're right.

[Siege]

I thought they just threw them all on a bus or something, but not unless.

[Evan]

Are you sure? I mean, maybe he got jammed up at the airport and they're just trying to get him out of there. No, no, definitely.

[Ken]

No, he was.

[Dalton]

It was definitely.

[Gav]

This guy wasn't a criminal. But I'm flying to Phoenix last weekend, and some guy, as we're going to the airport, as we're in the airport getting drinks or whatever, some guy comes up to me. He's like, dude, where are you flying to? I'm going Phoenix. He goes, oh, man, me too. Let's go have a time. He starts drinking pretty hard. I see him 30 minutes later at the gate, we're getting ready to board, and he goes, dude, how do my eyes look? He opens his eyes. Holy shit, man. Are you okay? He goes, dude, you know how many drugs I'm on? How many freaking drugs I want? Next thing you know, man, he's making a ruckus on the plane. I was like, shit, are we going to be able to take off because of this guy? Thankfully, he chilled out a little bit. 20 minutes goes by. I watch him go to the bathroom. Dude's in there for 30 minutes. You just hear, oh, dude, just blowing his brains out, man. Not the same thing, but yeah. There's multiple times to take Off. Yeah, we got to take off.

[Dalton]

Imagine he gets jammed up in the air, and the guy just. You see him stand up and then turn around and point straight at you, right?

[Gav]

I'm with him with him.

[Ken]

Gavin's wearing a. Yup.

[Ben]

Three wheelers.

[Gav]

Cut off, people.

[Dalton]

Yeah, it's definitely him.

[Gav]

Because I was talking to him before they. Is he your buddy? I was like, no, I don't know him. I don't know him.

[Dalton]

Dude, there's something about being on an airplane, and, man, you got a lot of trust in the situation.

[Gav]

You really do, man. You got to trust that next person. Next, he's not gonna have a freak out and then, you know, have to land the plane or something.

[Dalton]

That's why Evan doesn't. With flying.

[Evan]

I don't. Like, what if someone just tried to go open the door? I think we'd all, like, implode.

[Ken]

I do think about that because I'm an exit row guy, and I've been, like, laying there and please don't take away my TSA PreCheck. But I look at, like, the door, I'm like, It seems pretty available.

[Dalton]

Cross my mind, like, accessible.

[Gav]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Like, this is not really under a lock and key. Obviously, there's repercussions to doing it, but I'm like, it's gotta be.

[Evan]

Everyone gets sucked out of the plane.

[Ken]

I mean.

[Dalton]

Yeah, you're wearing a seatbelt. Didn't you see that? Open it.

[Siege]

Like, at altitude, it's physically impossible to open a plane door no matter how hard you try.

[Ben]

Really?

[Ken]

It's just like the plane pressurized out?

[Siege]

Yeah, but it's. It's a plug, and it's like the plug is pushing on the body of the plane, so it has to, like, open in first before it can go out. Physically impossible to open a plane door unless, like, something catastrophically fails.

[Ken]

Like when that one fell off that Alaskan Airlines flight, like that.

[Dalton]

That had to have been such a hit on Alaskan Airlines.

[Siege]

No, that's a Boeing hit.

[Ken]

That's not an Alaskan dude. I bought a bunch of Boeing stock after some type of thing, and then they just kept sucking more.

[Evan]

Then.

[Ken]

No, then.

[Dalton]

And then they lost. Then they lost the astronaut.

[Ken]

It just dipped.

[Siege]

You bought that in, like, January?

[Ken]

Yes, at some point. And I was like, I'm an investing genius. And then it just tanked.

[Dalton]

Just.

[Ken]

It was. It was not a smart move.

[Siege]

You guys see that? Out of control Honda pilot. That was, like, local.

[Dalton]

Oh, yeah?

[Gav]

What happened? Honda pilot.

[Ken]

Talk about this.

[Siege]

So it's like, supposedly, like, something went, like, catastrophically wrong with the computer in it. Just put the pedal to the floor. Kid tried like, couldn't put it in neutral because it had like one of those electronic shifters had pushed to start. So you'd like try turning the car off. Would not turn off. So he's doing like 100, like 19 down back country.

[Evan]

I don't understand how like if you stand on the brakes, you would think that's you could go slower than 113 miles an hour. Yeah, that's a lot for this little car.

[Ben]

Yeah, that's like top speed.

[Siege]

Like, like you basically had to have a state trooper get in front of him and like random.

[Evan]

So I read that they were gonna attempt to throw out spike strips, which in my head is like kind of a terrible idea. Here's a 18 year old kid going 113 miles an hour and then let's blow his tires up.

[Dalton]

Wait, so what they end up doing.

[Siege]

Basically a state trooper got in front.

[Evan]

Of him, controlled rear.

[Siege]

And like a controlled rear end adaptive.

[Ken]

Cruise wouldn't let it hit the car. So like, you know, if it was just a normal car, you, you make contact and you hit the brakes and you slow down. So apparently it kept like riding behind. They're like, oh, it's working, it's working. And then the adaptive cruise overrode and just launched into the back of the car. And then they, they, he saved it and stopped them.

[Ben]

Is there a video of this? How.

[Dalton]

There is.

[Ben]

How did this happen?

[Dalton]

Where this dude has enough space.

[Ben]

Yeah. How did you.

[Evan]

13 miles.

[Siege]

It was, it was around here. It was like by Saban.

[Ken]

Yeah. And they were, what, they were wanting to stop because there was a small town with I think like a roundabout or at least a town. And then after that town, the road teed. So it was like a Pelham 313 situation where like you only have a few minutes before this kid literally just hits a te.

[Dalton]

Dude, this is insane.

[Evan]

Not funny actually. But can you imagine coming up on.

[Dalton]

Oh, it's at night too.

[Ken]

Yeah, it looks like evening, but very recently.

[Ben]

This is local.

[Gav]

How gnarly is this?

[Evan]

The guy said the dude was from Fargo.

[Dalton]

Did the guy call himself in?

[Ken]

He called himself in and was like, hey, my car's malfunctioning. And that made me think, the next time I get pulled over speeding, do I just go, hey man, my car won't stop. And I just floor it for a while until a cop slows me down and then I'm a hero.

[Evan]

You think they'd have to do something that's not A high horsepower vehicle. Think you could.

[Ken]

I mean, they're ripping.

[Gav]

They are ripping. You can't eat a ditch at that.

[Ben]

Dude. At 113 is fast.

[Evan]

Still think standing on the brakes would.

[Ben]

Slow you slow it down enough and.

[Evan]

Then hit the ditch when you slow it down as much as you can.

[Dalton]

Dude, this is gnarly.

[Evan]

I don't think.

[Ken]

But I also think ev, you would look at that as an opportunity. You're like, I'm gonna do something. I'm gonna do something sick.

[Dalton]

So what's he doing right now?

[Ken]

Like, we gotta pass this car. Look, they're going through this small town at, I mean, what appears to be a hundred.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Dalton]

Oh, my dude.

[Ken]

Oh, wait, I recognize this town. Is this Saban?

[Dalton]

Dude, this is insane.

[Ben]

Is it?

[Ken]

No, it's north of town.

[Dalton]

I. I do think about people watching this being like, holy, dude. Look at how this guy's running.

[Ben]

Look how long his cop car is able to catch up.

[Evan]

But it's taking him forever. Like, that shows how fast he's going.

[Ken]

And to give the Kid credit, driving 120 miles an hour at night in a car that is a crossover is pretty impressive. He kept it straight. He didn't crash. You got about four miles and that's going to te. Yeah, four miles left and you got a tee.

[Evan]

It's like train bridges out.

[Ben]

How does that happen?

[Ken]

And so this is actually the second.

[Ben]

He couldn't jam it into neutral.

[Ken]

It's electric.

[Gav]

Too many computers, man. It ain't a 12 valve.

[Ken]

I don't know, man. I think that you could pull.

[Dalton]

What's he doing on the brakes right now?

[Ken]

Oh, he's running next to him. They're racing.

[Dalton]

Dude, this is wild.

[Ken]

I think you could, as Evan said, get slow, press the E brake button. Probably an electronic E brake. And of course Honda responded to this and said that nothing like that has ever happened. And we diagnosed the car and the car was 100 perfectly fine.

[Ben]

So they're thinking the kids just.

[Evan]

Kid had his foot on this gas.

[Dalton]

You think the floor mat.

[Ken]

Dude, that happened at those car washes to Randy his car?

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[Ken]

They put the weathertech floor mat over his accelerator pedal and he started it up and it like the truck went and then he ran over there and pounded on the window. And so did somebody else before the lady threw it. And drive. Well, let's get to the spot where he stops him.

[Evan]

Yeah, it's crazy because it's one of those situations you look at. I think I wouldn't have been able to get out of that could you.

[Gav]

Tough one right there.

[Evan]

You know what can you do?

[Dalton]

Eat a ditch?

[Ben]

Sometimes people panic though over such a.

[Evan]

Long period of time. It's one thing to panic in like a couple second car accident.

[Ken]

Yeah. So they're kind of smacked them a little bit. Hold them.

[Ben]

First up.

[Dalton]

Dude, this is crazy. I can't get over like how, how gnarly it would, it would feel to be a part of this heck of.

[Gav]

An adrenaline rush right there.

[Ben]

Like no kidding.

[Dalton]

On the, on the side of the 18 year old driving and the state.

[Ben]

Trooper and the cops.

[Gav]

Dude, you're, you're in it.

[Dalton]

Well think 4 miles, 3 miles, 2 miles and you're, you're like holy, this is coming up.

[Ben]

That's 32nd.

[Dalton]

Yeah. You got two minutes at four miles. Think about that. You got two minutes.

[Siege]

It's one thing when you're intentionally going that fast. Granted you shouldn't do that. But it's another thing when the car is just going that fast. You have no control and you're just in full.

[Ken]

That's so true. You're just, you're just sitting there, you're not pressing the pedal. You're just roll.

[Ben]

You're just riding with 115 fast along for the ride.

[Dalton]

Especially someone like that that doesn't like hasn't gone that fast. Like imagine going that fast for 20 minutes. Like think about it. You got called 91 1. Hey, this is what's happening. Here's where I think I'm at. Come and find me.

[Ken]

Yeah. And I'm also traveling 100 miles an hour that way.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ken]

You know like people got to come from probably the opposite direction. That's the only way.

[Ben]

How fast you got to be going to catch up to him?

[Siege]

Faster than like 140, 150.

[Dalton]

Did that car govern out at 115 or 1120 or whatever.

[Siege]

That's got to be the max speed of a Honda pilot that's cruising.

[Dalton]

Well like my Raptor does like 99. Like it doesn't like it's governed. Like a lot of cars are like governed.

[Ken]

Oh, a picture where they reunited.

[Gav]

No freaking. I don't know man.

[Ken]

Looks like he's the type of kid.

[Ben]

To just try heaven.

[Evan]

Dude, that kid looks high.

[Dalton]

I'm pretty sure I think he was up to something.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

But either way, yeah, I mean Honda's.

[Dalton]

Like this has never happened ever. We've made a million.

[Gav]

That's a different Honda pilot. Evan, what do you think about the other Honda pilots? You know the ones that I made the video of oh, yeah, the ones you were ripping. So they're two stroke FL4 hundreds. They're basically the newest vert or I'm gonna say the first side by side ever made, pretty much. What do you think about it?

[Evan]

F. Pretty sick unit.

[Gav]

Talk more crap about it.

[Ben]

Was he talking crap about it?

[Dalton]

Dude, he was telling me Gav's all fired up. Gav's all fired up because EVs been chirping at him for the last couple days.

[Ben]

About what?

[Dalton]

So Gav does this barn find or this. This collection. Collection find where he finds all these Honda pilots in great condition, right?

[Evan]

Immaculate.

[Dalton]

Immaculate condition.

[Gav]

Immaculate.

[Ben]

We're going to pop up a picture of a Honda pilot. Okay.

[Dalton]

You took it for a little rip, right? And this is where Evan has. This is where Evan has the problem now. So they've kind of been button heads the last couple days about Gavin.

[Evan]

I don't.

[Gav]

Not ripping it.

[Evan]

I don't think that I'm the only one out there that wants to see you properly rip a pilot. And I understand why you couldn't because they were. Wreck one of those museum pieces.

[Gav]

Thank you.

[Evan]

But I think that you need to just go get one and wreck it.

[Gav]

Wreck it.

[Evan]

Rip it hard.

[Gav]

All right.

[Evan]

That's all.

[Ben]

How fast are they? When I. When I saw it, like, are they not very fast?

[Gav]

No, they top out of 63.

[Ben]

I think you're going like twice.

[Gav]

It's pretty fast. I know. So we weren't jetted, Right. And always a problem. And I didn't want to break it, of course. But they're bad. No, they're bad. Mama jamas, man. You got forward reverse. They're belt driven. So it's basically a snowmobile motor in a freaking Honda.

[Ben]

And they're from the 80s.

[Gav]

They're from the 80s.

[Dalton]

Doesn't get much more do you need?

[Ben]

What more do you need when you're Gavin.

[Gav]

Damn right about that.

[Evan]

I got a pee.

[Gav]

Go pee.

[Evan]

And then I need to cj when you.

[Dalton]

When you. Okay.

[Ben]

Do it.

[Dalton]

Dude. I think that kid was up to something.

[Ken]

And so, funny enough, there was actually just one. That happened in June. A Fargo woman driving on i94. Gas pedal stuck 90 miles an hour.

[Dalton]

Oh, wow.

[Ken]

Oh, but she crashed. 2023 Hyundai Tucson, 1989.

[Evan]

12 valve wouldn't do that to you.

[Gav]

Damn right. Yeah.

[Ben]

See, that is very true. Like, if you actually had a shifter, you could just jam that thing in there or something, you know, and you'd be fine. That is kind of scary to think about, especially with, like, the Teslas and And whatever. Like, you are definitely in less control. And yeah, in some people's cases, probably most cases, it's probably better because normally the error is on the user, but you could be a very experienced driver and. And have absolutely no control.

[Siege]

If the computer's got, like, full control of that thing, you're just at the mercy of whatever it wants to do.

[Ben]

It reminds me of the movie Irobot. Just watch that tonight.

[Siege]

You feel comfortable after watching that clip of that Honda.

[Ken]

No faster model X would be going, dude, you'd be going like 200 miles an hour.

[Dalton]

What is.

[Ben]

Yeah, yeah.

[Gav]

And you'd be, dude, that guy would.

[Ben]

Not be able to catch up to you.

[Siege]

No, like, especially with the cyber truck, like, there's no direct connection between the steering wheel and the wheels. So, like, the computer just malfunctions. It stops taking input of that. You're just going wherever the computer wants to go at that point.

[Ben]

It's true. Very, very scary.

[Dalton]

Ken Cybertruck gets hacked. He's driving on the road, starts going, bad luck.

[Ken]

Drives him right over to the next.

[Ben]

Time Ben's driving it and he hits a tree with it. He, dude, it got hacked, got hacked, got hacked. I don't know what happened. I think it was like Russia or something.

[Ken]

The cyber truck has, like a massive wheel delay. Like, when you crank the wheel, it takes not a lot, but I mean, like, wheel goes, tire goes.

[Siege]

I mean, granted, noticeably fall the, like, the time it would take a normal person to also crank a normal steering wheel. It's about right. Yeah, but it's just like if you're going left, right, super fast, it can't.

[Ken]

Keep up to your inputs. Ev, did you and Siege ever squash that conundrum you had?

[Evan]

No, we haven't, actually.

[Ben]

What conundrum?

[Evan]

This was a couple weeks ago with your and Dalton's little photo shoot.

[Dalton]

Always Dalton with you.

[Ben]

Photo shoot, photo shoot.

[Evan]

Yeah. I believe his photos. Maybe it was a video doing some rollers of the boat.

[Dalton]

So the boat.

[Evan]

Yeah, you had rolled into the shop. You're like, yo, my bike's shooting some flames out the exhaust. Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm talking about now?

[Ben]

I know what you're talking about.

[Evan]

Yeah, you were ripping the bike that day. And you always wear your helmet, Rocket.

[Ken]

Yeah, yeah.

[Evan]

Wearing your helmet on the R6. And you come in and.

[Dalton]

Yeah, whatever.

[Evan]

And you're all hyped because you're shooting some flames or whatever. And so you tell young boy, you want to go make a little reel or get some picks or something.

[Ben]

I want to get some picks and see if he could get one. It was like just. It was getting a little too dark, but I wanted like a flame going on my exhaust.

[Evan]

Understandable. Pre sex.

[Dalton]

Cool.

[Ben]

Cool picture.

[Evan]

So as CJ gets on the bike to leave the driveway, he takes his helmet off, puts it away, and literally admitted right there on the spot that the helmet would make it look more Cheeto.

[Ben]

I didn't say Cheeto at all. My thought process on it. Although you shouldn't. I don't recommend. I don't recommend doing it. If I have my helmet on, people are just going to be like, this is just some random guy on a crotch rocket and it won't get as much, as much likes, sadly. And if I don't have it on, then they'll know it's me and then, you know, it'll probably do better as a photo. But the photos turned out like shit. Not, not really Dalton's fault at all. It was just too dark and miscommunications. But. But yeah, no, I mean it was just. It just looked cooler for the picture.

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Sometimes it is cooler to not wear a helmet. No, what you're saying just to nail this down.

[Ben]

I think I told you in the moment I said I don't think it's cool not to. But it probably looks cooler on when you're doing a wheelie. Yeah. With no helmet on.

[Dalton]

So here's the thing, though. Here's the thing though. This dude's riding a crotch rocket down the road.

[Ben]

I'm just rolling at 45.

[Evan]

I would argue this roll is equally as hazardous. Hazardous as me doing a wheelie down the road.

[Dalton]

It's probably, it's probably under the same troll under skill level.

[Ben]

That's all right. It's all right. I'll take it.

[Dalton]

Evan, I think your argument is pretty invalid being that I've seen you eat three times in the last two days. You've lost your touch doing wheelies.

[Evan]

First off, I think it was only twice your tail.

[Ben]

Even bigger pound.

[Evan]

Exactly. Would a helmet protect my hinder?

[Ben]

No.

[Dalton]

But if you were going five times the speed, if you know you're probably going what, 10 miles per hour? If you're going 50, you're gonna inevitably hit your head.

[Evan]

What if a 20 pound piece of ice dropped out of the sky into your head? Should have been wearing your helmet during that situation. I mean, we can make hypotheticals up all day.

[Dalton]

I don't know if it's that hypothetical.

[Ben]

I don't need a helmet.

[Ken]

Maybe just I guess then. Yeah, you. You can let your head be unprotected, but it does sound like you really need to protect your hinder.

[Evan]

Well, I've been taking extra precautions ever since youngboy came aboard, but yeah, might have to double down.

[Ben]

This is.

[Gav]

See this?

[Dalton]

These are the. That are concerning me.

[Evan]

I honestly thought a strip of duct tape was enough, but now I'm going to have to add.

[Ben]

It is seriously amazing.

[Dalton]

This is so. It's so concerning.

[Ben]

It's amazing the relationship and like, how significant it is between you and Dalton. Like, you guys may not like each other, but like, how many times a day do you refer to Dalton? Even when he's not here, you're thinking about.

[Gav]

You really are.

[Ben]

So. So. And it's still the same with him. He's constantly like, yeah, Evan. Evan, think that's Cheeto Or. Yeah, like the little one.

[Dalton]

Talking about the little one.

[Ben]

You probably think that's Cheeto.

[Ken]

Like you two.

[Ben]

It's like you two. Yeah, it's like you two are both just always thinking about each other. Like, it's like a podcast o. I don't want to do it without talking about hot dogs.

[Dalton]

You know, we're actually pretty close, but.

[Ben]

But you just can't get away from them, man.

[Gav]

They're inseparable.

[Ben]

They are. I think they really, deep down love each other. And it's fun for me to watch you guys relationship bloom because I think low key. Even though you guys don't know it, you're best buds.

[Evan]

Yeah. I mean, that's probably pretty safe to say. I'd like to think that I only contribute about one third of like, all of the situation. Sometimes I feel like Dalton kind of starts, stokes, and fuels and I definitely play along.

[Gav]

It's very.

[Dalton]

Starts, stokes, and fuels. Evan is taking absolutely zero responsibility.

[Evan]

No, no, I won't say I take zero responsibility. I just feel like sometimes I find myself already in the situation and, you.

[Gav]

Know, just add the fuel.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

So what's the other one third? If. If you. If. If Dalton holds a third.

[Evan]

Oh, I probably start some. I probably.

[Ben]

What's the other third?

[Evan]

That's my fault.

[Ben]

Well, there's three thirds is what I'm saying.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Two.

[Evan]

Two.

[Ken]

Oh, two.

[Evan]

Two thirds, Dalton. One third me. I thought that's what.

[Gav]

Oh, okay.

[Ben]

I see what you're saying. So it's majority Dalton.

[Evan]

I think Dalton.

[Siege]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Is, you know, probably provokes it a little more than I do.

[Ken]

That's all.

[Ben]

I don't agree with that, Evan, but I'm happy to see that there is some growth here with you. You're starting to take a little bit of responsibility. A little bit of responsibility. I was confused why you broke it into thirds.

[Dalton]

I was thinking, like, okay, Dalton's got.

[Ben]

A third, you've got a third. There's an outside factor. No, just two thirds. Dalton, one third.

[Gav]

Him.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Dalton]

You are getting better.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Dalton]

I don't know, though. I mean, we joke about it, but I think. I think if this relationship does continue, we are going to need to get HR involved.

[Evan]

Well, I've been trying to get the official paperwork, the proper paperwork. The last time I talked to Justin, he gave me some horseshit.

[Dalton]

What paperwork were you trying to get?

[Evan]

I just want to start making formal complaints so they're on record because. Yeah. I feel that a few years down the road, Right. It's gonna come back to where it all started, and I just want to have a paper trail on my side from the beginning.

[Ben]

That's actually.

[Dalton]

That's a pretty good point.

[Ken]

It's.

[Evan]

It's not that I think anything soon is going to happen.

[Ken]

It's basically.

[Ben]

It's just growing pains that we have to deal with now.

[Dalton]

You know, we should have, like, an anonymous, like, box. Yeah, like a little box. You know, we'll just report.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Dalton]

We'll just put it in, like, the kitchen area, and we'll just have, like, a pen and paper sitting next to it. And then once a month, as a team, we'll all sit together.

[Evan]

That's a very good idea.

[Gav]

Oh.

[Dalton]

Members of Cormorant Boys, LLC will sit down, and we'll. We'll read the anonymous tips.

[Ben]

Bro, this sounds like an episode of the Office. We all sit down or what if.

[Ken]

We did the thing, you know, that like Catholics do, where they go and apologize and then are forgiven of their sins?

[Siege]

Y. Confession.

[Ken]

Confession. But we have Ken sit in the box, and then we go. All right, Ken, what they say? And kid goes, oh, I don't know.

[Siege]

I wasn't paying attention.

[Dalton]

Ken was scrolling on his phone. He would be the best. What is that, a preacher?

[Evan]

Oh, you're done.

[Dalton]

Y. Oh, sorry about that. I don't think there's enough time in the day. If Evan were to go and sit down in one of those boxes, how would that go?

[Gav]

Ev.

[Evan]

Not even thinking about it.

[Gav]

What would you tell him?

[Evan]

I ain't got nothing to say.

[Dalton]

What would you do?

[Ben]

Gav.

[Gav]

No heavy stories.

[Dalton]

I'll tell you that you would apologize for.

[Evan]

Why would you. Why would you need to apologize for that?

[Gav]

You don't. You never do. Well, I don't know what I try.

[Ben]

And keep it pretty.

[Dalton]

Heaviest.

[Gav]

Dude, I know.

[Ben]

Dalton's. Yeah, you gotta. What heavy.

[Dalton]

What heavies are to you is what Dalton is to Evan.

[Evan]

I don't think that that is a good way to look at Dalton.

[Siege]

Okay.

[Evan]

Like, look at him. He's defending him now.

[Gav]

He's defending him.

[Evan]

No, I am not defending him.

[Ken]

Okay.

[Evan]

I just don't think saying I look at Dalton the way Gav looks at heavies. That is disgusting.

[Siege]

Gav looks at heavies like Michael looks at hot dogs.

[Evan]

I don't salivate and have to waistband it when I look at Dalton.

[Gav]

No, no. I don't even look at heavies. I don't look at heavies anymore. I'm just working on a, you know, fitness program to make my girlfriend a little heavier.

[Ben]

Fitness program. So what's that entail? Are you cheerleader?

[Gav]

Lots of brownies and chocolate.

[Ben]

She's a cheerleader for the. Can I say it?

[Gav]

Yes.

[Ben]

The Denver Nuggets. Yeah. I don't know if those two things go together. Gav's over here feeding her Twinkies and shit.

[Gav]

I'm pretty screwed.

[Ben]

Bread.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Do you, like, cook at home? Oh, that's what I'm interested. You know, when you're around here, you know, you're kind of raw, Willy nilly going on to eat like you. You cook up a dinner, I'll cook.

[Gav]

It up, serve it. Oh, yeah. Steak. Right.

[Ben]

Trying to plump her up.

[Gav]

Cornbread.

[Ben]

Yep, cornbread. 100% sweet Hawaiian rolls. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it is amazing because the way you talk about the women that you are interested in.

[Gav]

Right.

[Ben]

You know, your girlfriend is the polar opposite.

[Gav]

Oh, 100 of those. 100. Yeah. I'm falling in love with her personality, not her looks.

[Ben]

Don't.

[Evan]

God.

[Dalton]

Oh, dude. Wild.

[Gav]

And now we're just wild. You are crazy, dude. We're just working on a good guy. Good guy.

[Evan]

You gave her a chance.

[Gav]

Getting the looks where I want it, you know?

[Ben]

Yeah, yeah, we're getting there.

[Gav]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Cuz they're so rough.

[Gav]

Yep.

[Ben]

Unbelievable, right?

[Gav]

Yeah. But thank you, guys, for the opportunity to meet her. That was awesome.

[Ken]

Absolutely.

[Ben]

Yeah. Pretty crazy. Just wish you'd treat her a little bit.

[Gav]

Dude, I'm feeding her good. I'm feeding her good.

[Ben]

It doesn't come down to feeding her, Gavin.

[Ken]

Whether.

[Ben]

Whether you're treating her right or not. This is a different woman than what you're used to.

[Gav]

We're working it out, man. I'm learning new things. We're trying it.

[Dalton]

What the hell is wrong with you?

[Ben]

I Don't know.

[Gav]

Something about the redneck in me. Just wants a heavy chick. What?

[Ken]

Nothing. So, Gavin, I looked up the Denver Nuggets roster.

[Evan]

What's the average height on the starting line?

[Ken]

It's kind of funny because they're. Starting point guard is Russell Westbrook.

[Dalton]

Oh, no.

[Ken]

Russell Westbrook's brother, I heard, was hitting on your Greta.

[Gav]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Oh.

[Gav]

How does that feel on the ego, man?

[Ken]

Can you imagine the, like, love triangle that would come around? Obviously, she never would because she never loves you. Likes you. I don't know if you said love yet and you're three wheelers, but, like, if she started dating Russell Westbrook.

[Gav]

Yeah.

[Ken]

And then she never would because Greta loves you.

[Dalton]

But Greta leaves me for her brother.

[Ken]

Ray, or whatever his name is. And then those two met up.

[Gav]

Shut the hell.

[Dalton]

It'll be crazy. Me and Gavin would be just. The West Brooks would win on that one.

[Ben]

Action. You guys be bashing. You guys probably, like, move in together, start a show together. Like you. Like your own little segment.

[Gav]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Ben and Gavin.

[Dalton]

Every time I get food for the house, I come back and where all.

[Ben]

My food had a girl over that night. It's all gone.

[Gav]

One meal, Ben. That was one meal.

[Dalton]

Yeah. Sorry.

[Ben]

We were watching a movie.

[Gav]

She wanted some snacks. All your food's gone.

[Dalton]

Yeah, no, I. I asked Gav if he was gonna go to a game, and he told me that he got season tickets because he didn't want to leave his girl alone. The basketball player.

[Ben]

You actually got season tickets?

[Gav]

Yeah.

[Ben]

How much were those?

[Dalton]

He blew his YouTube bag on some season tickets.

[Ken]

How many?

[Dalton]

Three wheelers, dude.

[Gav]

A couple. That was definitely four or five. 250R.

[Ben]

So what are you gonna do with your game?

[Ken]

This is jokes, right? But, like, you trust her? She's good.

[Gav]

Oh, I trust. Of course.

[Ben]

So what are you gonna.

[Dalton]

But he's not gonna let her out of his sight.

[Ben]

You're just gonna sit her. Make sure. Like, no. No one.

[Ken]

No.

[Ben]

No basketball players, obviously. First off, probably, you know, the biggest. Biggest threat. And then second off, probably guys in the. In the stands.

[Gav]

100.

[Dalton]

Making sure nobody's looking at her.

[Gav]

Staring. No binoculars. You could, like, get like a.

[Ben]

Like a mirror or something. Hold in front of her that way, like, see.

[Gav]

Yeah, I can see she's looking at.

[Evan]

And.

[Ben]

Yeah, like a One way. Yeah, yeah. She feels like she's there, but you're just like, I'm moving it around, and they can't see her.

[Dalton]

The more I hear about you and your relationship, you're a good guy.

[Gav]

Thank you, bro. Appreciate that. I try.

[Evan]

The three wheeler guy's worst enemy basketball player.

[Gav]

I'm scared right now.

[Ben]

I don't think you could be any more different than a NBA basketball player.

[Ken]

Exactly. Dude.

[Gav]

You are damn right about the fact.

[Ben]

That she likes you. Should make it feel pretty secure.

[Gav]

Exactly right.

[Ken]

If you were playing right now in like a B league. If you played for what's the. The Harlem Globetrotters, what's the other team that always loses? The Generals or something like that. Anyway, if you played for some shitty basketball team, right. I would be concerned.

[Gav]

100.

[Ben]

Yeah, but you don't. Then it's like she's hitting the upgrade.

[Ken]

Yeah, but yeah, she's good, dude.

[Gav]

No, she just wants a redneck.

[Ben]

When it comes down to three wheeler riding rednecks, you're top of the line.

[Ken]

That's what I mean.

[Ben]

Top of the line.

[Ken]

There's no one better.

[Gav]

100 I'll claim so. Yeah.

[Ben]

You got that in the book.

[Dalton]

Thank you.

[Ben]

I don't know.

[Gav]

I mean. Yeah, just keep my. Keep my composure. It'll work out.

[Ben]

And your eyes peeled.

[Gav]

My eyes peeled, yes. Yep. Be there sitting.

[Evan]

Keep.

[Ben]

What are you afraid you're gonna get in a fight with them? So you run down. Get in a fight on the court.

[Ken]

Nicola.

[Ben]

Joe, does that dude with the basketball players?

[Gav]

I mean, I don't know. I'm me, like. Sorry. I feel like I'm, you know, nice. But if it got mean enough, I could.

[Ben]

I could, you know, I was more so asking, like, if women like, do. They don't travel together, do they? I'd imagine.

[Gav]

No, no, no. But do they.

[Ben]

They don't practice together.

[Gav]

No practices, nothing. They're. It's in their contract.

[Dalton]

But their locker rooms are.

[Gav]

It's in their contract. They're not allowed.

[Evan]

It's impossible.

[Dalton]

They hit the shower, the showers.

[Ben]

They have several locker rooms at the showers combined.

[Gav]

I already lost. I'm already done then.

[Dalton]

Dude, don't say that.

[Ben]

What were you gonna say?

[Gav]

No, don't even say it.

[Evan]

F. I don't even remember.

[Gav]

Go ahead.

[Ben]

It's all about contract.

[Gav]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Oh, yeah. No, I'm saying. So it's like physically impossible for them to have any contact. It could never happen.

[Gav]

Well, no. I guess that two of the girls broke the contract last year.

[Evan]

So really that's where that there were contract breakers.

[Gav]

I don't want to talk. I don't know how much I'm allowed to talk about that.

[Evan]

I can't believe it.

[Gav]

Yeah, you can.

[Evan]

I am shocked.

[Gav]

I know. 610 in the Ferraris Yeah, that doesn't sound good on you, huh?

[Ken]

Hey, but it ain't no Honda.

[Gav]

It ain't no Honda. It ain't no 250R2 stroke from 85, I'll tell you that. Damn it.

[Evan]

You ever have a throttle stick on one of your Hondas?

[Gav]

That'd be a bad day. Dude, I actually have, bro. Yeah, bro, I'm in my old shot, man. I'm pulling in throttle sticks on an old 185. I have a wooden freaking thing holding the building up kind of.

[Evan]

If there's one piece of wood holding.

[Gav]

Up the building, a 2x4 right in the middle.

[Evan]

I just gotta get this picture clear.

[Gav]

No, I got like five of them. Five beams right there. And, yeah, I took out one of them. Bad day. Stopped right there, though.

[Dalton]

It was okay.

[Gav]

Nothing bad.

[Evan]

Roof stand up?

[Gav]

Yep, roof stayed up.

[Dalton]

Dude, there's nothing worse than a throttle sticking. Last time I had a throttle stick, it was on my friend Brett Turcotte's brand new RMK snowmobile. Hopped on it. I was pulling it up to take a thumbnail picture next to this big sign, right? Throttle stuck wide open through the sign, and then it hit a clump of trees.

[Gav]

Are you serious?

[Dalton]

Insane.

[Evan]

It was a monument.

[Dalton]

I hit a monument. Yeah. It was so bad. It was so not ideal.

[Ben]

I wonder how that sign is. Not good.

[Ken]

Picture of it this summer. And, like, it looks really janky because there was like eight feet of snow on the ground when screwed it back together. So, like, eight feet up in the trees, there's just this, like, kink in it.

[Dalton]

Yeah, but we did put it back together.

[Ben]

We did.

[Ken]

We tried our best and it truly was an accident.

[Ben]

It's fine. The worst.

[Gav]

The worst throttle stick. And has to be that Instagram clip of them of the SEMA build where they're finishing it up. The guys under the hood just takes off under him and. Have you seen that? You've never seen that? You guys know what I'm talking about? No, I'll have to find it. Throws it into reverse. Terry. Oh, way.

[Ken]

Oh, no. He hung on to her.

[Evan]

No.

[Ben]

Oh, seen that, Dude, I love the rock.

[Ken]

Lights turn on. That's bad. News Bears.

[Gav]

Dude, that was like. From what I read, that was like two weeks before sema, too.

[Ken]

Oh, no, dude.

[Ben]

And they really had a time crunch.

[Gav]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Time wasn't the only thing crunched.

[Gav]

That was funny. Dude, they're gonna see that and hate you for that.

[Evan]

I hope things worked out okay.

[Ken]

When you talk about throttle sticking. Dude, I saw this video it's so bad. It literally, it.

[Evan]

He's.

[Ken]

Okay, I'm gonna spoil it. I'm gonna spoil it. But this is the most ridiculous way to die ever.

[Evan]

We're in Melbourne, Florida.

[Dalton]

Beautiful dog.

[Gav]

Starts bad if you're in Florida. No, no, he's not alone. You sit down after that. How the.

[Evan]

What?

[Ken]

After watching. So he's on a parking garage, and I don't know, I think he just blacked out or his throttle got stuck. I don't know. But he. He made a mistake because he could just pull in his clutch and hit his brake and stop.

[Evan]

But, dude, he did panic and he panic revved it.

[Ken]

I don't even know.

[Ben]

I don't know how he turns around.

[Ken]

It doesn't make any sense. But, I mean, it's definitely real. Like, his bike's all smashed up and.

[Dalton]

Is there a ledge that he was standing on, like, over the.

[Evan]

Look at the shoes. He was riding a rocket in.

[Ken]

It doesn't look like there's much of a ledge. I believe that's a top comment. Boat shoes on a motorcycle.

[Ben]

What the. That's where he went wrong.

[Gav]

Kind of reminds me of me on Mike's moped. Yeah, Wrong brake, wrong lever down.

[Dalton]

Yeah, that wouldn't go too well for you.

[Ben]

That's why.

[Gav]

Damn right.

[Dalton]

Where's Mike?

[Evan]

He's good to sleep.

[Ben]

Five o'.

[Dalton]

Clock. What's up with that, Ryan? That's your brother.

[Gav]

Take a drink for that.

[Ken]

Eh, he's a little guidance still.

[Dalton]

Yeah. Ryan, you're gonna have to take him under your wing now.

[Ken]

Dude, I think my wings are too small to take anyone under there. I think I'm. I'm building a bumblebee. Dude, I'm just trying to fly myself.

[Gav]

You and I both, Rye.

[Ken]

I'm trying to fly myself.

[Gav]

Just flying, baby.

[Ken]

Like we're there against the odds.

[Gav]

Oh, 100. We're up in the air.

[Ken]

Yeah, we're flying.

[Gav]

We're doing it. What's the odds, Gab?

[Ken]

Dude, if you could be one animal, what would you be?

[Gav]

That's a good question right there. I'd probably say an eagle.

[Dalton]

It's a good answer, right?

[Ben]

Seems like a lonely life.

[Gav]

Kind of does.

[Ben]

Eagles are always alone, dude.

[Gav]

They're kind of like a lone wolf, though. I mean, just gotta. Yeah, you gotta be like that sometimes. What are you guys chuckling about?

[Ken]

Ryan, I'm just looking at Evan right now, trying to figure out what type of animal he is.

[Gav]

Dude, he'd be a cheetah, I think.

[Ben]

You kind of look like freaking Baboon.

[Gav]

I don't know what, dude, you just remind me of. Not something Tasmanian devil or something.

[Dalton]

Ken would be a. Like an old farm dog that never leaves the porch.

[Ken]

I was thinking like a wise orangutan.

[Evan]

I was thinking old rhino.

[Gav]

Weathered.

[Siege]

Any of those fit. But.

[Ben]

I don't know enough about animals. Like, I can't.

[Evan]

I can't accurately pick.

[Ben]

I'd have to see pictures of, like, certain.

[Dalton]

You can pull up some pictures of animals.

[Evan]

Just throw a dart at the board, though. Like, what do you think you'd be?

[Ben]

Oh, I was talking for Ken.

[Dalton]

Oh.

[Siege]

Oh, would you be Siege French bulldog?

[Dalton]

Yes, that's a dis.

[Gav]

He would be.

[Dalton]

That's a diss.

[Gav]

Damn.

[Siege]

We've always talked about how sick Frenchies are.

[Ben]

No, I don't say that about Frenchies. I like just normal bulldogs.

[Evan]

Oh, okay.

[Ben]

That was a. That was a diss, man. I don't know if anyone wants to be a French bulldog.

[Gav]

Ben, what would you be?

[Dalton]

Gosh, I don't know, dude. Trying to think.

[Ken]

No, you gotta pick for him. What would he be?

[Gav]

I don't even know. You're kind of cool, calm and collective, but kind of good energy at the same time. You're a hard read, man.

[Evan]

Maybe like a wombat.

[Gav]

Why a wombat?

[Ken]

Pull a picture of a wombat.

[Gav]

What the hell is a wombat?

[Evan]

I don't know. If you look one up, I'm sure you'll see many similarities.

[Dalton]

Pull it up, Ken.

[Ken]

I was gonna say a lemur, but I. I like a wombat.

[Ben]

What would Micah be? A sloth? Yeah.

[Evan]

Yeah, probably. Or an ant eater.

[Ken]

Look at the one where it's looking.

[Dalton]

Straight ahead on the right. Right. A wombat looks like it just woke up.

[Ben]

That kind of fits you, Ben.

[Dalton]

Where do you wombats live?

[Ben]

Australia.

[Dalton]

Ken could be a kangaroo. Like, Ken's kind of like a mother figure around here, dude.

[Ken]

Yeah, but he's not that jumpy.

[Evan]

More of an elk than. Than a kangaroo.

[Gav]

Maybe a moose. A moose?

[Ken]

Forest woodlands, coastlands, mountain forest. They live everywhere.

[Evan]

Oh, the southern hairy nosed wombat.

[Siege]

Eastern Australia.

[Ben]

I see Evan being a raccoon.

[Evan]

Yeah, dirty little bandit.

[Gav]

Garbage cans.

[Ben]

Kind of looks like. Like a bandit already. With the stripes up to no good.

[Evan]

Yeah, raccoons are all right. I'll take that.

[Ben]

Pretty active, though, you know, like, just eat so much.

[Gav]

They're just fat units right there, man.

[Ben]

Kind of like compact though, at the same time, you know, Dense.

[Evan]

Dense, yeah.

[Dalton]

Not as dense as like a beaver, though. Gav. Kind of looks like a beaver.

[Gav]

I knew that was Coming.

[Ben]

Have you been called a beaver before in your life?

[Gav]

I think I actually was. I used to have a freaking gnarly mullet that was bleached blonde and everyone called me a beaver because of it.

[Evan]

Really?

[Gav]

Yeah.

[Dalton]

Yeah, you're kind of a beaver. Dense little nug.

[Gav]

Is that a good thing? Yeah.

[Dalton]

Or you'd be like snappy turtle.

[Evan]

What's Ryan the rhino?

[Dalton]

Zerat. Mike would be a little rat.

[Evan]

I think it's a possum.

[Siege]

A bird I think would fit.

[Gav]

What kind of bird? Like a hawk or something?

[Ken]

A bird. I'm a bird.

[Dalton]

What are you, like a little blue jay?

[Gav]

All right, is a little blue jay.

[Evan]

Or like a little.

[Dalton]

Like a little woodpecker? Ev's a woodpecker when boys around young boy.

[Evan]

No, no, there's no wood pecking between me and him.

[Ben]

I like how. I like how Dalton's just referred to as boy now.

[Gav]

Yeah.

[Ben]

You know, boys around the young boy.

[Dalton]

Boy. I guess that's that probably wrap up.

[Ken]

Sign off as a blue jay.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Better than a. Whatever that or thing.

[Gav]

Freaking beaver, dude.

[Ken]

Beavers are sick.

[Gav]

Beavers, Are they sick? What's sick about a beaver?

[Ken]

They're amphibious. Moderately. They build dams.

[Ben]

I got a French bulldog. That's about as lame as like, I mean, unathletic. You shouldn't even be a real. You shouldn't even be alive. Like, that's like genetically modified ant, like, pet.

[Ken]

They're cute, though.

[Ben]

Yeah, I don't know if that's like a necessarily a compliment either, but I hope.

[Evan]

I hope someone out there like, hears this and like, blends you into.

[Ben]

Well, maybe if someone can do it, just make us. Make us some like, images of. Or if you even like, search like, it shows a picture of us and then it. What we would be as an animal. But anyways, thank you guys for listening. Hit the subscribe button. Life Wide open podcast. Appreciate you guys. We do this every week and we'll see you next week.

[Evan]

Peace.