Ben Almost Crashed His Lamborghini, Kens Regret, & WHY Ryan is bad at his Job

Summary

Life Wide Open with CboysTV: "Ben Almost Crashed His Lamborghini, Ken's Regret, & WHY Ryan is bad at his Job"

Date: February 18, 2025
Hosts: CJ, Ben, Ryan, Ken, Evan, Micah

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Episode Overview

This episode dives deep into the behind-the-scenes shenanigans of CboysTV. The group covers everything from launching a fitness challenge and close calls with exotic cars, to tales of backcountry camping, golf tournament debauchery, Supercross insights, and the never-ending saga of broken cars and questionable repairs. As always, the banter is lively, self-deprecating, and heavy on the inside jokes—drawing listeners right into the irreverent, brotherly energy of the crew.

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Key Discussion Points & Notable Moments

1. CboysTV Fitness Transformation Challenge

(00:20 – 11:15)

• The crew introduces a 90-day fitness challenge leading up to summer, with potential participation in a local bodybuilding show as the finale.
  • CJ: "I was looking. There’s a bodybuilding show competition at the end...that’d be kind of funny if like at the end everyone had to like hop up on the stage." (02:44)
  • Ryan confesses anxiety about public weigh-ins and shirtless ‘before’ photos due to being out of shape.
  • The guys debate measuring progress by subscriber votes versus cold hard stats (e.g., body fat).
  • Ben’s “milk bag” nickname is a running joke, referencing online comments about his physique.
    • Evan: "Ben over here is a milk bag...That’s how it started." (01:25)
  • The challenge will be documented for YouTube, showing each person’s unique approach, from gym sessions to Evan’s commitment to biking over traditional workouts.
  • Discussions about measurement methods, possible personal training, and strategies underscore both the earnest and comedic nature of the project.

2. Ben’s Near-Crash in His Lamborghini Urus

(12:53 – 16:24)

• Ben recounts nearly crashing his Lamborghini Urus during a risky drift maneuver by the farm driveway.
  • Ben: “I don't know. I just blacked out.” (13:01)
  • The group laughs about who would actually put themselves between an exotic car and danger.
    • Spenny: "If it was a nice car like that, I definitely would have taken a little...a little bump for it." (14:55)
• Commentary on how Ben now thrashes the Lambo harder than any previous car, especially compared to his old Huracan.
  • CJ: “Out of all the vehicles, you'd think your previous car you would have been driving the hardest, but you're just ripping this.” (15:28)
  • Discussion of winter driving, car modifications, and attention (or lack thereof) garnered by high-end vehicles.

3. Event Recaps: Wild Golf Tournament & Nickelback Performance

(28:40 – 31:18)

• Ken and Ryan share experiences from a recent golf tournament, characterized more by drinking and wild crowds (like at Waste Management) than actual golf.
  • Ryan: “People in our group...Saturday people were legit just passed out on the grass.” (30:15)
  • Notable talk about the unique, high-energy environment—people getting booed for bogeys and elaborate bar setups at various holes.
  • The group debates the merits of spectating golf in-person versus on TV and jokes about golf carts and tailgating.
  • Evan: “Nickelback was lit. It wasn't as good as the concert we put on in Key West.” (30:49)

4. Automotive Nightmares & Debates: Bill Shock, Motor Failures, Lemon Laws

(46:23 – 57:36)

• Truck Drama: Jake blames Ryan publicly (even titling a video “Ryan’s Fault”) for blowing up his truck. The bill is potentially $16,000-20,000, with implications for Jake’s personal life humorously exaggerated.
  • Ken: “...You were the one driving it. I’d imagine you would get the invoice.” (47:16)
• Subaru Money Pit: Mike details the seemingly endless repairs, upgrades, and sunk costs of his built Subaru, often questioning when or if to draw the line on continued investment.
  • Mike: "As far as abandonment, that word doesn’t exist with that car. It just doesn’t." (53:19)
• The team jokes about swapping motors between vehicles, owning up to questionable financial decisions, and pondering the fate of their project cars in a potential electric future.
  • CJ: “It’s so crazy to think, like, just the two different ends of the spectrum that we have between Ken’s vehicle of choice and how he’s evolved as a car owner and how you have evolved...” (56:08)

5. Camping & Outdoor Adventures: Real Danger Stories

(22:05 – 27:38)

• The Outdoor Boys YouTube channel inspires tales of harrowing, cold, isolated camping trips in grizzly country.
  • Spenny: “I’ve done similar in the summer...in Canada in, like, grizzly territory…dude, every little crack you hear, like, I didn’t sleep...I was so sick.” (23:08)
• The discussion highlights the difference between romanticizing outdoor survival and the cold, hard reality of nature’s dangers.

6. Supercross Deep Dive & Hayden Deegan Watch

(41:15 – 46:23)

• Spenny, the resident Supercross expert, explains the complexities of east/west classes, the points and final showdown, and the significance of Hayden Deegan’s trajectory as a rider.
  • Spenny: "So, the 450 class races east and west...the final comes together and you have the top 10 from the East coast and the top 10 from the west coast and they meet in Salt Lake..." (42:18)
• Insights into physical demands of moving from 250cc to 450cc bikes, with emphasis on the necessary strength: “You need to be strong, dude. All the 450 riders, their legs are huge..." (44:45)
• The group shares how understanding the strategy and technical side of the sport enhances the viewing experience.

7. Social Media Success & The "Retirement House"

(35:31 – 39:02)

• Lighthearted discussion about the phenomenon of TikTok content houses for seniors, the "Retirement House." The Cboys marvel at its viral success and consider if it’s really run by genuine seniors or industry plants.
  • CJ: "Imagine if you're just a producer and you're in Calif...and you just cast a bunch of old people that are enthusiastic..." (37:38)
• Compare their own longevity as content creators with the light-hearted retirement house model, joking about becoming the “Retirement Boys TV.”

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Notable Quotes (with Timestamps & Attribution)

• CJ, on the fitness challenge finale: "That’d be kind of funny if like at the end everyone had to like hop up on the stage." (02:44)
• Ben, on the near-miss Lamborghini drift: "I don't know. I just blacked out." (13:01)
• Spenny, on camping with grizzlies: "Every little crack you hear...I didn’t sleep. I went and I did not sleep through the whole night…so sick." (23:08)
• Mike, on never abandoning his Subaru: "As far as abandonment, that word doesn’t exist with that car. It just doesn’t." (53:19)
• Ken on car ownership evolution: “I regret selling that [Focus RS]. I wish I kept it, really.” (56:43)
• Evan, joking about longevity for project cars: “If the planet doesn’t last long enough for your 5th generation grandkids to have that car…it wouldn’t be worth it, dude.” (53:48)

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Highlight Timestamps

• 00:20–04:10: Launch of fitness challenge: motivations, methods, and friendly insults.
• 12:53–16:24: Ben’s Lambo drift story and crew’s car protection priorities.
• 22:05–27:38: Outdoor Boys and grizzly bear camping stories.
• 28:40–31:18: Golf tournament debauchery and Nickelback concert recap.
• 35:31–39:02: Viral content, the Retirement House, and Cboys' thoughts on creator longevity.
• 41:15–46:23: Supercross breakdown and predictions for young phenom Hayden Deegan.
• 46:23–57:36: Car repair sagas—Jake’s blown truck, Mike’s Subaru odyssey, lemon law tips.
• 53:48: Evan’s longevity quip about the Subaru project.

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Tone & Takeaway

Lighthearted, irreverent, and packed with inside jokes. The Cboys tackle their mishaps and motor bills with self-awareness and humor, let their social insecurities show, and debate everything from diet strategies to the fate of combustion engines. Whether sharing near-catastrophes with supercars, tips on surviving grizzly country, or the economics of car obsession, it’s clear: the real reward is the camaraderie.

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For New Listeners

If you want to understand the CboysTV dynamic—equal parts constructive ribbing, tall tales, and genuine stoke for each other's wins and losses—this episode gives you all the best flavors. It's conversational, anecdote-rich, and a goldmine for anyone who loves a mix of motorsports, internet culture, and behind-the-scenes creator life.

Transcript

[A]

Like, it almost doesn't seem real, but it is real. That's what I gathered from the short little bit I watched. And obviously you guys know more about it, but.

[B]

Yeah, I was wearing that one earlier with, like, a. The new sweatshirt underneath it, the one that Spenny's wearing. But I just kind of look like a marshmallow.

[C]

And you took it off and still.

[D]

Look like a marshmallow.

[B]

Yeah, exactly.

[E]

Where were my gym boys this morning?

[B]

Were you in the gym this morning, Ryan?

[E]

Yeah. We gotta start this challenge.

[A]

I'm going after.

[E]

Going to be ripped.

[C]

Yeah, we. We're going to do a challenge. The boys are already starting to work out. And so your photos, your. Your before and after photos, I mean, we got to get those taken soon.

[A]

Yeah, they're coming. They'll come this week here, and we'll get, like, an official, like, measurement of, like, fat, body mass, weight, you know, just all that stuff that you probably need because obviously we'll go off of, like, pictures. But having some can only see so much. Probably a good idea as well.

[E]

I'm actually terrified we'll go to step on that scale or bring someone.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. How much could you weigh, Ryan? 175 pounds.

[B]

Yeah. What are you worried about happening?

[E]

I mean, just it being set in stone with metrics that I'm fat or that I'm overweight.

[B]

Ryan, you stepping on a scale is not going to change how we feel about. Ryan.

[A]

I don't know if you're fat, you're just out of shape.

[E]

Overweight, out of shape.

[A]

You're just out of shape.

[E]

I know, but, like, it's just that we have a lot of people that watch. Like, I'd be incredibly uncomfortable to take my shirt off right now.

[A]

So we're.

[E]

Wouldn't you?

[A]

Ben, over here is a milk bag over here. We got the milk bags in my left. That's how it started.

[B]

No, it's funny.

[E]

It's funny.

[B]

I. I do agree, Ryan. It is funny, but just hearing you say that.

[A]

Yeah. So the premise here is we're gonna do. I don't know if it'll be 90 days. It probably will be since we're starting this soon, because, I mean, I imagine we'd want to probably finish around, like, end of May.

[C]

I'm cool with summer days because, like.

[A]

I give some time, actually.

[C]

Yeah, I have some time.

[A]

But we're gonna film it, and it'll be like, a pretty long. I don't know if it'll be a full YouTube video or if it'll just Be like a really strong, long segment. You know, some people, like Evan, he thinks working out is Cheeto, as you would only imagine you'd expect that. So, like, I'm sure at the same time though, he can get a workout riding a dirt bike. So like, maybe he'll. If he wants. You know, like, there's just multiple ways and I, I think it'll be funny just bringing the camera along, showing each person doing some stuff and especially like the evolution over time. So it'll be like a lot of footage, you know, compiled and then condensed down. Next week I'll have someone come and like, like an official person that knows what they're doing, you know, do all the measurements and all that. So we have our starting point. But then like, what is our goal at the end here? Like, I've been going back and forth. I was looking. There is a like a bodybuilding like show competition at the end.

[D]

Get all tanned up.

[A]

You got to get like, that's, that's, that's in June. June 7th. But. But like that'd be kind of funny if like at the end everyone had to like hop up on the stage.

[B]

So you can either work out and get in shape and then go do the bodybuilding or you can do nothing. Yeah, but you still have to get tanned up and do the bodybuilding.

[D]

And I'm only tan, but lubed as well. Body those. Yeah, yeah, they get your. It shows the definition of the muscles. So you got. And then you've done this before. No, but.

[B]

No, but I've just gone to a couple.

[A]

I've gone to a couple. It's like a public, you know, thing in Fargo. But I was like, dude, we could say we're going to be there. They'd probably fricking love it. The thing would be packed and there'd be actually guys that are jack that like bodybuilding their thing. And then we'd hop out on the say. I think that'd be funny.

[B]

There's a couple of guys that'd be funny. They're going to moderately in shape.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Definition.

[A]

And then maybe we'll have like, like a voting for like by the subscribers for who is. I don't think it really should be like who's the most jacked or in shape. I think it should be like who made the most progress or like the.

[C]

Biggest transition, the people's favorite. And then there's also the parameters that get measured that are just like cold, hard truth. Yeah. Like you get your fat, your body fat. You're this, you're that that's all. Like, if there's improvements across the board and they're better than everyone else's, then you win. But there's also the people's favorite.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, kind of how it started. The idea for this bit was so Ben was going to start working out because he's been getting called a milk bag. As a milk bag. Yeah.

[E]

It's like the worst one.

[A]

You're pasty white.

[C]

Let me get this straight. Is this an actual comment or.

[E]

Yeah. Who called you a milk?

[B]

Yeah, a lot.

[E]

Oh, on, like, just people.

[D]

This is a known thing.

[B]

On the Internet, Ryan, when you're actually out of shape and overweight and you wouldn't know anything about it.

[E]

Oh, really? So I'm not tubby?

[B]

I wouldn't know what I go through in the comments? Ryan, you're right.

[E]

I'm sorry for trying to appropriate your culture. Yeah, yeah, the milkmaid culture.

[D]

Dude, that's awesome.

[C]

I'm just, like, such a chill guy that I don't catch the heat. I just catch it from you guys.

[A]

Yeah, you really don't catch any heat, Mike. Nor do you, Ryan.

[C]

Dude, the last comment I saw about Ryan's body on his Instagram was, holy, Ryan's getting jacked.

[E]

I know. I was kind of puffed up. I think I was adjusting in the picture, and then it. I kind of looked like I was all flexible.

[B]

When was that?

[C]

This is like, last Instagram post.

[E]

I'm not going to lie. I thought about that comment a lot. Yeah. When I was in the gym this morning. I'm like, that one kid freaking fired you. Andrew, 2877. Said I was looking jacked. I got to keep going for him.

[B]

Yeah, Keep going for him.

[A]

So that's the nice thing, though, about this segment. Whenever I'm trying to think of video ideas, if I can think of. Of a video idea where there's going to be some kind of product still remaining physical product or. Or benefit other than the views and. And I guess just the money to replace the damages. It's. It's a major win. You. Generally, the vehicle is worth nothing. We spent 40 grand.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

And then, you know, you got the views and, like, all that stuff. Or like, you could even say, like, it's hard on our health. Like, you're traveling across the country, you're eating really bad food. Some people get injured because they crash. Whatever else.

[B]

This.

[A]

It's really all positive. It's going to be, you know, we're making a video and it's benefiting your health and, well, Being.

[E]

And Ben's self esteem will go up. You won't be a milk bag.

[A]

And it actually is really cheap. It's really affordable to do. You just get a gym membership. So normally we have.

[E]

We would be like testing our livers or something like that. We would just like see how much we could do bad for ourselves.

[A]

I'm pretty excited about this segment. I think it's gonna be good.

[D]

And then after the segment, you should see who can run Evan's program.

[A]

Yeah. To follow it up, dude, you do.

[D]

The retransformation and see who can get the biggest.

[A]

That'd probably be harder. Running. Running Evan's program would be much harder than going and working out, I think.

[B]

Yeah, I agree. Yeah. Spenny was saying that the other night and I was like, dude, I know that I couldn't do it. I know you definitely couldn't do it. But I am 100% certain Ryan could not run Evan's program. The way that Evan operates, the way that he consumes alcohol and then wakes up the next day and then does his job very well. We all get kind of hungover, but Ryan is like about as useless I am, dude, as it gets when, when hungover.

[E]

Like, I didn't think it was that bad.

[B]

Well, I mean, we were filming. We were filming the R6. Yeah, the R6. We were filming the Harley and R6 in Florida, the trials bike day. And we had, you know, gone out the night before and just like, I don't know, had a good time. And he golfed. Yeah. Then. Then the next morning, you know, we, we go and start filming and Evan had hit it harder than anyone and he's out riding and, and where's Ryan sleeping? In the truck.

[A]

In the truck.

[E]

To be fair, that was pre filming. I, I, all I did that whole day was just, man, the long lens, the mega lens, which is arguably one of the more useless cameras in the whole shoot. And you're farthest from everything. And I definitely did not have the energy to run back into the circle and make any comments. I just kind of hit on that.

[D]

It was hot and humid out too. I was feeling it that day.

[B]

It might have been because you were manhandling a thousand pound motorcycle over time.

[C]

But yeah, you had your work cut out for you that day.

[B]

But yeah, no, I think there's, I, I definitely tip my hat to Evan being able to run the program he does.

[C]

You'll honestly never know how hungover he really is. You just never know. It could be a 10 out of 10 or it could be a 1 out of 10.

[E]

You'll really never kind of looks the same.

[A]

I used to run a similar program, though, for, like, years. You just don't stop drinking. Yeah, you just keep. You just have another beer. Yeah.

[C]

The cold hard truth.

[A]

And then, like, you kind of, like, have a little bit more juice still, too, like, when you're filming, because you're like, well, once we're done, I'll drink some more, you know, like, so you're kind of, like, excited to get through it and get back to it and.

[D]

I don't know.

[A]

That's how it was for me, at least.

[C]

Cold, hard.

[A]

But, like, nowadays, no, I for sure, like, it's just tough. But I was powering through. I was doing everything there. Run around.

[E]

Guess as I wasn't. I knew, too, that nap. I could hear it because I had the door open. I could just hear everyone, oh, look at Ryan. He's napping. He's napping. What an idiot.

[B]

We're waiting for, like, two hours for.

[E]

What was it? Gavin was working on the clutch or something. And I'm like, well, I'm taking a nap now, dude. Get charged up.

[D]

I wish you would have told me you're taking naps. I didn't know we were taking naps. I would hit one, too.

[E]

Do. Last thing on the workout plan. Do you guys have, like, a strategy? Like, I don't want to change my lifestyle that much, but I'd like to get in better shape.

[A]

You don't have to.

[E]

You.

[A]

You can do whatever you want. I don't. I don't really have much of a strategy either. I'm just going to go to the gym.

[E]

So you're going to be gym. I feel like Evan is going to be solely bike. I feel like he's going to do whatever he can to not go in the gym and just ride bikes and, like, do random things.

[C]

Well, he got himself a pedal bike. That was actually kind of where this originally started. Like, you know what? Or yeah, like.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah. It was like he went and ordered.

[C]

It, and so he got it right, and it's.

[B]

He set it up in his room.

[C]

And he's like, bro, it's pretty Cheeto. Like, it just looked chintzy, right? And I'm like, well, how much was it? He's like, you know, like 140 bucks. I'm like, well, I don't even think.

[E]

You buy a huffy for that.

[B]

Ain't no chance at $140 workout bike is able to hold Evan up the way that he's gonna be running that thing.

[D]

Cheapest one. It has, like, plastic pedals, and they flex when you, like, stand up.

[C]

I tried it, and it works, but I was like. He's like, dude, I just. I'm not trying to have, like, anyone walk by the room and see me on this.

[E]

Oh, it's in his room.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

It's very small, so that's gotta be a hot box.

[B]

We have a. We have a gym. I mean, we have a workout gym in here. He can watch tv.

[C]

That's the biggest difference is that he can bike.

[A]

I think he's playing. I think the other thing, though. I think the other thing is he doesn't want to put his new stationary bike in the workout area because he put his treadmill in the workout area. And we saw what happened to that. It turned into, like, almost a food conveyor belt at one point. I believe Ken was at the end, like, catching, like, yogurt.

[C]

Evan said, he's like, I don't. I wouldn't want to be caught. Anyone walking by my room and seeing me on this bike.

[F]

I feel like it's weirder having him work out in his bedroom than if it was just in the gym.

[B]

So hot. I just sweaty own it.

[E]

I said, how?

[C]

Okay, if this is a 1200 stationary bike, would you then want people to see you?

[D]

He's like, no.

[C]

I'm like, then you just gotta own it.

[B]

Just get on. We should get it. We should get him some, like, biking tights.

[C]

Yes. I tried it. It works great for 140 bucks.

[A]

But here's the. Here's the bottom line, though. If all of us were to even get just a little bit healthier, a little bit more in shape, a little bit better, you know, diet, it's only going to help all of us. You know, it's like. Like, there's not really much reason to, like, fight it or, like, go against it, you know, 100% beside.

[C]

Yeah, just as hard work and time.

[B]

Kendra Mena, are you hopping on this program?

[F]

Well, for doing the thing in June, I think I damn near have to.

[E]

Do you have a strategy, Ken? What's your strat?

[F]

I got to come up with something.

[B]

We can help you.

[A]

I was thinking we could also even get, like, a. Like, a personal trainer or something, even.

[C]

For just, like, one day.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Or, like, even, like, you do you hit, like, two, three weeks to, like, kind of get the ball rolling so you know what you're doing and, like, how to do it.

[F]

So we've had that Snap membership for six Years now. I never got that on that plan, but then Mike did, and. Mike, have you ever used that key?

[C]

Just once, and I just donated it to Jake.

[F]

Okay.

[D]

Does that still exist?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, my key still worked. I didn't use it in four years, and I got back in there. Yeah, still works.

[E]

Buildings and everything. You went to the old one? It's like a smoothie shop.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

What the hell?

[C]

We should review our memberships, I guess. Maybe just mine. Maybe I'll need it now.

[A]

But I think I actually took you off Mike.

[C]

Okay, good, good.

[A]

Yeah, I took you off like, a month ago because. Or like a couple months ago because Dalton wanted to get on it. And, like, we were maxed out. And I was like, how many times does Mike went. And they're like, one time back in 2019.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I was like, okay, well, he's probably good. Switch him for Dalton.

[B]

Did you guys see the video of me almost hitting those wet bikes yesterday?

[C]

I watched in person.

[B]

I also watched it in person.

[E]

What the heck was going on?

[B]

I don't know. I just blacked out.

[E]

Dude.

[C]

I think it was because your first drift, you know, he's drifting around the farm driveway went so well. Like, you look like a pro.

[D]

So sick.

[B]

Yeah, it did. I just came out, and there was, like, Mike's Bronco over here, some wet bikes over here, and other cars. Yeah, a couple trucks there, And I kind of just threaded the needle, and they were like, do that again. Let's get it on video. Honestly, something. Something in my head, too, was like, you shouldn't do that. You should just keep driving and go home. I was like, all right, turn around. Just about piled up into our wet bikes that we're selling. Well, not really selling. The kid that we traded them for. What did we trade them for? Oh, the Harley Davidson. The Honda Davidson dirt bike. Kid gave us a Honda Davidson in trade for some money in the wet bikes, and he was picking them up today, and I almost piled into him in the process.

[E]

I kind of want to watch this because, Ben, you've been drifting a lot in your car. It eats.

[B]

You have the same look. Usually. It's pretty good.

[A]

You know what's funny, though, to me is you drive this car harder than any other vehicle you've ever had.

[B]

Look at spin, try to protect it. I appreciate that.

[D]

If it was. If I, like, saw you slowing down, and I was like, all right. I was gonna take the hit, like.

[B]

Kind of push it.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

No, he was gonna jump in between them. He was gonna jump in between them.

[E]

He's not doing anything. He's just hugging the wet bike.

[D]

Well, I was like. But that would have worked. Worst case, it hit me and not the bike and it wouldn't have dented off me.

[E]

Yeah, worst case, it would have hit you. That would have been worse.

[D]

Well, no, that have been best case.

[B]

For the car, dude. Imagine, though, I. I'm sliding towards it and spending like. Like, hip checks my car, and it wasn't even close to hitting the wet bike. Now I got a massive. I got a massive dent in my door. Yeah.

[C]

It is funny the different lengths you'll go to. Like, you were essentially willing to put yourself between the wet bike.

[D]

I was gonna, yeah.

[C]

If that was just like, I don't know, not a Lamborghini, you wouldn't do.

[D]

No, I wouldn't have done that.

[E]

You wouldn't have done that for my Hummer?

[D]

Well, for the Hummer, yeah. I mean, if it was a nice car, but if it was like an F150 or something 98, then I wouldn't have done it. But if, like a nice car like that, I definitely would have taken a little. A little bump for it.

[E]

Yeah. Ben, you actually have driven this car harder than I've ever seen you drive anything. Maybe since your Subi.

[A]

No, dude, he didn't drive the Subaru even close to as hard as this.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

No. Yeah, there you go, bouncing that thing. Just.

[A]

It's just. It's kind of funny, though, because. And I can say this because I'm also a part of the.

[B]

The.

[A]

The mom car gang, technically, you know, is. This is like. Out of all the vehicles, you'd think, like, your previous car, you would have been driving the hardest, but you're just ripping this.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

I don't know. I think it's the fact that you can just, like, really hoon it out on snow.

[E]

Yeah. I suppose snow does make it snow.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I think it's my favorite car I've ever had. Really? So fun. It's like driving my Huracan, but just. I can just. Bigger fit stuff bigger. I can fit stuff in it. And honestly, I can drive it harder. I don't know why. It's just like, maybe I care less about it. So I'm just, like, just mobbing it as hard as possible at all times. Yeah, it's the winner beater.

[C]

It's interesting. I think of the. The few times that your Huracan was ever sliding sideways or you had tire spin. But now in the winter.

[E]

Yeah, it's way easier.

[B]

Yeah, it's pretty much everywhere.

[E]

Burning a set of tires every time you do that.

[B]

Yeah, I got a tune on it too. So it backfires like crazy and I just like constantly want to hear it. So it's just like.

[A]

Do a lot of people come up to you in it or. No. Does it kind of blend in? No. So it just really. I think it does kind of blend in almost as a. Another mid sized SUV type of rig.

[D]

I mean, the white rims stand up, but that's interesting.

[C]

So many people would come up to you in your huracan. But when we were out to eat the other night, I saw people in.

[B]

The restaurant, like, oh, one kid, I guess I like, walked into the gym and he was like, so Lamborghini Urus. I was like. I kind of, like, laughed. I was like, yeah, it is. Because it was the first time anyone had ever said that. Yeah.

[E]

Like, finally somebody.

[B]

Yeah, you're.

[A]

The G Wagon is the most popular car I've ever driven. Everywhere you go, someone has something like is. I think just everyone knows what a G Wagon is.

[B]

Yeah. Pretty distinct look.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Honestly, they're worth complimenting.

[E]

I saw one of those baby. I see one baby G Wagons. Like, not a G way.

[F]

What's the golf cart?

[E]

G550. Holy smokes. Dude. It's literally. That was like the lamest baby car I've ever seen. No offense to those who drive it, but like, I looked at it. Baby cars, I. I don't even know, like a comparison.

[A]

It's like, that's the ultimate mom car.

[E]

I don't wanna. I don't wanna use Jeep. No, it's.

[F]

I mean, like a rainbow.

[E]

Yeah, it's like the Rubicon. It's like, yeah, like a lifted Rubicon is CJ's car. And then like the one that the mailman drive around.

[B]

Somebody who spent like 150 grand on a G550. It's like just a little bit below the G63. But they're like, all right, I feel bad.

[E]

I feel bad. I'm sorry for that person who's driving it. Congrats on the new car. But it just. It. I saw it and I was like, damn.

[A]

They do look pretty much similar, though. Like, I think they're the same size.

[E]

Really?

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

Maybe just like, what is the 63 of like Fender flares, like, brush guard and a different grill.

[E]

Maybe this is one of those golf cart things.

[B]

I was thinking about getting the. After CJ got his G Wagon, I was thinking about getting the G Wagon 4 by 4. Just to really just stance up on.

[A]

Him get rid of mine.

[E]

Kind of bummed. I mean, like, I'm happy to be here with you guys, but we're missing Cleat running in the Daytona 500 right now. Well, the, the ARCA series is he. He's running his first. His first race right now.

[B]

I wonder what made him want to do that.

[E]

I don't know. I feel like that's got to be every race's dream. Turning left at Daytona.

[C]

It's just an opportunity you can't say no to.

[F]

If you had the opportunity, would you say no?

[B]

Yeah, I would not do that. No. I wouldn't embarrass you guys like that.

[C]

That's nice of you.

[E]

That is nice.

[B]

Not a chance. I would hop out on that racetrack, dude.

[E]

So they. NASCAR did a special live in car camera for him, which they normally don't do or they do it for like really big drivers. They have 52,000 people watching him race right now in the ARCA series on Saturday. Like, I would say that this has got to be the most watched ARCA series race yet.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

And I mean, 52,000 people watching his in car. It's pretty sick, actually.

[B]

That's crazy.

[C]

That is good for Cletus. Hope he does well. There was. We basically were just watching it before we came up here and there was a 15 car crash. He wasn't in it, luckily.

[E]

Oh, dude. That's the thing about nascar. You just like can do the whole thing and then you just get in a wreck.

[C]

I would get so frustrated. I know anyone who watches NASCAR knows that stuff happens. But like, dude, it could just like it can mess your whole season up. Some guy hitting the wall and then some guy like Ben, seven other guys and then hitting you and you spinning out in the grass. That could mess your whole season up.

[B]

Yeah, maybe I would be all right out there because they would just be like, just stay away from the number seven car. You'd be like, I'd be up here.

[A]

He's all over the place.

[B]

What is he doing? There's got to be some kind of strategy that he's running right now. I'm in there, I'm like looking for my phone, like grabbing a water bottle.

[E]

Running the fidget spinner.

[A]

Yeah, he's driving like he's got nothing to lose.

[B]

They got to be working some kind of like back end deal with Cletus because he. They should like, if not even close to bringing the kind of viewership for the series that he's running of that many eyeballs, like you'd think that they would be.

[E]

Should be stoked on.

[A]

You got 30000 people watching his live in car cam on YouTube live right now. 30, 000 people.

[B]

That's a lot you already know. He's just. Hell yeah, brother. I don't.

[A]

He's not talking. We were watching a little bit, but before give and commentate he could. I'm sure if he talked, but it'd probably be tough. It's so loud.

[D]

Got to be a live stream probably so locked.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

It is crazy cuz, like, you see the outside shot and they're like, you know, cruising. Obviously they're ripping, but it doesn't look as fast. And then it cuts to the in car and you're like, holy crap, they are so tight. And just like they're going.

[E]

Yeah. Shows that they're actually driving 180 miles an hour wide.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Look how big he is in that thing.

[E]

They build him a special car, extend.

[A]

The roof for him.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

It's just got like a little bubble on the top.

[A]

Imagine. Yeah. Like a giraffe.

[E]

Like just his eyes are over the top. No, that's pretty sick.

[B]

Talladega Knights is still my favorite movie to date. After watching NAS going to the NASCAR race, I can appreciate it just that much more.

[C]

So time.

[D]

It's a classic. I've probably seen it over a hundred times.

[B]

Really?

[D]

Dude, it's 100.

[E]

I can.

[D]

I can almost word for word say the whole movie.

[E]

All right, what's the first line?

[D]

He's driving in the car and he's. And it. She's giving birth to Ricky Bobby.

[F]

Yep.

[D]

And he's like, hold on back there or something. He. I can't remember what he says. But like as it's going, as it's playing, I can say it.

[E]

You can do it with the background music.

[D]

With the background music.

[E]

Yeah. Just like Saving Me by Nickelback.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

You can't just rip the Talladega Knights dialogue like.

[D]

No, no. Just sober.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

You guys know what I've been watching lately is the Outdoor Boys YouTube channel. Mostly just seeing TikTok clips of it, but that guy. Have you guys seen.

[C]

No.

[B]

He's like clips of.

[E]

I've heard, I've seen clips. I've never watched the full.

[C]

Absolute gold mine, dude. Yeah. Like he just posts a video of him doing what he does.

[A]

No.

[D]

No flash at all.

[C]

And just millions and millions of views. Yeah.

[B]

He's crushing it. No doubt about that. But I mean, dude, you gotta tip your hat to what he's doing. Like, it is so gnarly. Like, he's just going out into the back country of Alaskan wilderness when it's 40 below out and just making up. Just making a snow cave and sleeping in it. And I mean, we've done that. But imagine doing it solo.

[E]

No.

[B]

In the middle of Alaska. And like all the rest of the gnarly elements that come into factor where we had it pretty easy. And think about how much it sucked.

[C]

For us time again, too. It's not just like, I'm gonna do an ice cave. It's gonna be a big deal. He just does it over and over and over.

[D]

Yeah, I've done similar in the summer. Like, hiked up mountains and dropped back down in Canada in, like, grizzly territory. And you. Your pants at sleeping. Like, dude, every little crack you hear, like, I didn't sleep. I went and I did not sleep through the whole night. I was. The whole. Dude, I was so sick.

[A]

When was this?

[C]

Crazy.

[D]

September or October, probably. And so what, you have your backpack, so basically.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You have just a shitload of pairs of pants.

[D]

No, basically all you have is underwear. Yeah, underwear. Extra underwear. Yeah, you have a backpack and like a little packable tent. A little foamy. A pillow that's like this big. And you blow it up so it looks like a sheet of paper, and it blows up to, like, this big. And then a small sleeping bag that's, like, also that big. Put it all in a backpack, a little camping stove and then like, some water. So maybe like a gallon of water. And then. Yeah, you just have, like, dehydrated food, and you just hike up a mountain, drop down the backside, throw the tent up and camp out for the night. But it was scary, though. Like, you could. The wind was blowing insane and the trees were scratching on each other. And like, every little scratch, I was like. Like, I'd wake up. I kept like. Like I'd hear a noise and be like, my heart would be racing. And I was like, oh, God. Because, like, you don't know what's outside the tent too. And you're just in the middle of nowhere. Zero cell service. So, like, even if something happened, like, zero cell service, it was.

[A]

It's just you and your girl then, or.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, just me and my girlfriend. And just.

[B]

Did she know that you were bugging?

[D]

Yeah, she was bugging too. I started falling asleep.

[E]

You weren't the rock that.

[D]

No. And, like, we were both in single sleeping bags, so we weren't touching. So we were just both laying there.

[B]

Like, on the ground, like, this is so awesome. Right?

[D]

But yeah, it was scary. And then even when we were falling asleep, I started falling asleep and I went like. And I like, heard that noise and I was like, yeah.

[E]

Oh.

[D]

Like, I woke up. I was like, oh, my God.

[A]

You were really scared. You were.

[D]

Dude, I scared the. I scared myself. Like, just a little snore.

[A]

Did you see any bears then or.

[D]

No, no, but like, there is. That is a heavily grizzly area, like.

[A]

I believe in there.

[D]

And then walking. There was a light dusting of snow in the morning. So walking around the tent, you could see. See like deer tracks where the deer went. And I went and like walked around to see if there was like any. There was no, like bear tracks or cougars or anything, but like, could have been. And you're supposed to cook away from the tent. And I did, like, you get like meat on your fingers and stuff. And then you get in the tent and like, you have to put the backpack up in the trees. But, like, the bears could still smell you because you still have a scent no matter what. Yeah, but it was scary though. Sleeping in the middle of nowhere. Zero lights, no service was so sketch.

[B]

Did you have bear spray?

[D]

We had bear spray. No gun, though.

[E]

No gun?

[D]

No guns. No knife.

[B]

Yeah. Because you can't.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

How do you do that in Canada?

[D]

Just bear spray. So, like, you do have protection, but kind of not really. Like bear spray is only gonna do so much. Do so much.

[F]

You gotta be so close to for that bear spray to be effective.

[D]

Like.

[F]

Yeah, that's not even worth doing. Just run at that point.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

You can't have guns in Canada.

[D]

You can have them, but like a pistol, you have to send an email to the government and tell them that you're going to be traveling with it. And it needs to be under the seat in a lockbox with the clip and ammo in another lock box. And you can only like bring it into certain ranges and stuff. It's just like tight regulations on it.

[B]

Honestly, that surprised me with like, how backcountry.

[E]

Yeah. Is that in the Northern territories? Is it still like that or is they just kind of do what they want?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

I mean, up there, I don't even think they have police up there. So it's probably different, I guess. So far north, is it pretty lawless up there? I think so, yeah. I mean, I've never been the farthest.

[C]

You'Ve ever been north in Canada?

[D]

I've been to like Fort McMurray, which is seven hours from Calgary, where I live. It's usually like minus 40 all winter long. It's like the tundra. It's like a frozen tundra up there.

[B]

About the outdoor boys is just up there just snow cave right now.

[D]

There's like a baby to do. Like, there's literally nothing to do because it's so cold.

[C]

Yeah. There's always somewhere. Like we say we're in the barren tundra here. Like, you know, it's bad.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Up there there's actually nothing to do.

[D]

It's like the closest gas station is like five hours from you.

[B]

What?

[D]

Yeah, dude.

[E]

Doing milling your own oil out there.

[D]

Yeah, living the, living the Canadian dream.

[C]

Working at the fishery.

[E]

Did you get a good Instagram picture though, out there?

[D]

Dude, we got so many. We got some crazy content. We were like cooking steaks on rocks and stuff. Just pulling a rock out of like the river and throwing it by the fire and laying a steak on it and just letting it cook.

[B]

Dude, that's so fun.

[D]

I love doing that stuff.

[B]

Last time that me and Spenny and. And Greta and his girlfriend were hanging out, Spenny and his girlfriend were just like, just selling Greta on, on coming up to Canada and doing this back country camping. We gotta go back country camping. Greta's like, oh my God, that sounds so fun because, like, she's like showing her the views and, and stuff. And I'm like, I. I don't think that she would enjoy doing that.

[D]

It's honestly pretty easy. Like, it seems hard, but it's like, it's really chill.

[E]

Other than the not sleeping because of the bears.

[D]

Well, I mean, if the wrong.

[B]

Yeah. As soon as it gets dark, spinning until we're spending and toleda, they're like, like hiding. Yeah, they're like timid like, yo, you guys good?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, we're fine. Yeah.

[E]

But he's got a little stick.

[D]

Hiding under a tree with a little.

[A]

Stick because you can't have a gun.

[D]

A little pointed stick, sharpened stick.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, he's got like the, the eye mask. Yeah. Underneath his eyes there.

[D]

Sharpening sticks. What, are you guys not preparing your weapon for the night?

[B]

Ken, how was the golf tournament last week?

[F]

Dude, it was so good. Like, Ryan flew down there with a bunch of other guys from the area and it was, it was pretty wild. Like, typically golf tournaments are like, pretty like, oh, you got to be quiet and all that.

[B]

And it just seemed like waste management.

[F]

People are like throwing stuff on the course.

[B]

Were you guys watching golf or was it just like an excuse to just drink in public somewhere?

[E]

A little bit of both. I think I saw a golf Ball. Yeah, I think I saw. I think I saw them, like, walk by when they're playing golf course.

[F]

We followed our boy Mav McNeil around for a little bit.

[B]

It's almost his name, but he must not have been watching that closely.

[E]

No, Golf is actually a really hard sport to watch. Not because it's boring, but because one thing happens in front of you.

[F]

Like, is one that's way easier to watch on TV because you just, like, bop around from hole to hole. And this one is, like, you have to walk for.

[B]

Unbelievable. I can see where that wouldn't be enjoyable.

[E]

Yeah, and, like, not every hole has a bar on it. So, like, it's really tough. You got to plan your route.

[F]

We did, like, kind of hang out at one. One bar that had, like, three different holes all surrounding. It was great.

[B]

Yeah, the 17th hole.

[F]

No, it was like the 12, 12, 13 and 6.

[C]

They should host a golf tournament where all the spectators can drive carts.

[A]

Oh, that'd be pretty funny.

[D]

Tailgating with a. Holy crap.

[A]

You need some good insurance for that.

[C]

Yeah. It couldn't be as big as waste management, but let's think of, like, when 300 people pull up to the hole.

[A]

To watch how many people walk, how many injuries? You guys.

[B]

Did you guys see people that were just.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Just hammered.

[E]

Yeah, I mean, people in our group. Dude. Yeah, dude.

[F]

Friday wasn't bad, but Saturday people were, like, legit. Just passed out on the grass.

[E]

Yeah, because grass is kind of comfy. Like, you can lay on grass. So you saw a lot of fallen soldiers. They just lay down. The sun would be on.

[D]

They get their hand like this too.

[E]

And just boom, they're out.

[C]

Out.

[E]

And security people are just stepping over them.

[B]

Yeah, this.

[A]

Yeah, I sweep them up.

[C]

I was seeing, like, reels of. Of like they're just on an incline hill. They're chilling there and they just video people just eating shit all day.

[E]

That was last year with the rain. Yeah, the rain was bad. Apparently this year.

[C]

This year it was. It was really funny.

[D]

How was. How was Nickelback?

[E]

Dude, Nickelback was lit.

[D]

I'm so jealous.

[E]

It wasn't as good as the concert we put on in Key West.

[D]

Yeah, that's true. We did put a sick concert on. Zero fans watching. But it was still.

[C]

The video you got legitimately looked like a. Like a low quality music video. Like a legit.

[E]

Yeah, you like that?

[C]

Yeah, it was great.

[E]

But we actually. Do we have to go to waste management next year? We have to. It was the most fun event I've been to since nascar. But it's like NASCAR but. But even better.

[B]

Really?

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

You're in Arizona. It's sunny out. There's golf. Like, a golf course is like a. A fancy place to be, right? Everybody there is nice, and there's good drinks and good food. You just walk around the golf course. You can watch a high class sport if you want to. You leave, there's concerts. The whole town is buzzing with energy.

[F]

The 16th hole there is absolutely electric.

[E]

Yeah, no, that was pretty sick, too. You walk in, you get chills.

[F]

Like a. A person will birdie a hole and they'll just get booed, and it's hilarious.

[A]

Not.

[E]

Not a birdie. If they hit a. If they hit a bogey or miss a putt, everybody will just boo. And if they do something cool, they'll cheer. And it's.

[B]

Anyone get a hole in one?

[E]

Yeah, somebody did. We weren't there.

[F]

I think two people did that weekend.

[E]

Yeah, just one last year. But everybody throws all their stuff out on the course and they just sweep it up, apparently.

[B]

Dude, that's so sick. Actually. Yeah, no, I would. I would like to go do it because I actually like golf.

[E]

Yeah, that's why I think you would. Have fun.

[B]

Yeah, we'll do the drink. That's what I think is the golf. Yeah, that's what I think is funny. Just picturing you guys, like, at a golf tournament, doing anything but just drinking.

[F]

I did golf one day down there.

[E]

And it was how that go.

[B]

I saw the video of that terribly.

[F]

But I had a great time.

[C]

The video Ken ripped on his story had me in tears.

[B]

Ken was golfing with our buddy Jeff. And Jeff, I was following through Jeff's story, his Snapchat. And I just laugh because it started out with like, all right, we're going golfing today. And Ken's in the background. And then the next snap is Ken like, like hung up on a.

[E]

A curve.

[B]

Yeah. And he's like, going back and forth. And Jeff is like, what are you doing?

[A]

And Ken is like, yeah, Ken was.

[E]

How to go?

[B]

And Ken is. Ken is stuck on the golf cart. And Jeff is like, dude, we're at a nice golf course. You can't be doing this, Ken. And I was like, what do you expect? Bringing 10 to a go? He's never gone golfing. That doesn't include us just destroying golf carts. Like, that's all he knows. That's all he knows. So I was so happy to see that that course was fine.

[F]

I shot way too many shots.

[B]

But you did more damage to the golf course. Playing golf than what you were doing in a Golf.

[F]

Yeah, 100. I did leave a few divots, but.

[D]

How are the carts down there, though?

[F]

Oh, they were great. They were a little slow, but the cart girls were fine.

[E]

How much did you spend to golf?

[F]

It was like 300 with greens fees, rental cart and clubs.

[D]

That's not too bad.

[A]

And then how much you. You pay the cart girl?

[F]

I think we did a lot of damage.

[A]

Did you.

[B]

Was she just following you guys?

[A]

Yeah, she just started going with them.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Each hole.

[D]

The cart girl is towing Ken off the off the rocks, hooking up a tow strap. Hey, would you give me a toe?

[A]

She's got the drinks and the toe strap.

[C]

That'd actually be hilarious. Just have a hitch on the car, girls. Yeah, I just served till, you know.

[A]

Imagine she actually had like a. Like an actual tow truck thing out of the water.

[B]

Yeah, it's going underneath the back wheels, looks like.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Why do you have that? Oh, let's just say I burned my drinks.

[F]

She was like a local girl.

[B]

Was she a cart girl at the Moray Country Club? Because when we went to the Morehead Country Club, I think that girl. That was the cart girl. That day that we played with Grandpa Ron, I think she like that. Paid for her college tuition that year.

[F]

Sounds about right.

[B]

Ken just kept over here.

[E]

Birdie juice, please.

[B]

I think we did like 45 fireball shots.

[F]

I think our tab that day was close to a thousand.

[A]

We kept putting it on Ken's card.

[E]

Yeah, thanks for that, Ken.

[B]

That was fun. Yeah, I'm down to go next year. It just seemed like a. Pretty much just like a bender.

[E]

Yeah, no, it was.

[F]

It was.

[E]

And I think you could do it differently. I think we would do it. I mean, like, we maximize. That weekend, it was literally waste management. A concert, another concert, and then a bar at night, and then you just wake up at 8am and go back to the course.

[F]

I think next year I would probably spend the money to get like a box or something. And then not quite so much nightlife stuff.

[B]

I like it, Ken.

[E]

That's awesome. Let me know which box you get will come along.

[B]

Ken is about the finer experiences. You know, he's. He's okay once being down with everyone, but the next time he comes back, you bet your ass he's gonna be in a box.

[E]

So people always are asking us, you know, how long we're gonna do YouTube. And we now have developed a good answer over, you know, all the years. But have you guys seen the retirement house? Tick tock. Which are like old.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

What? Yes, yes.

[E]

There.

[C]

It's a content house.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

For old people.

[B]

No way.

[C]

It's a great idea. Mostly because they're the first ones to do it now. Someone else came along and did it.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Seems like a mean.

[B]

How old are they?

[E]

They're pretty old.

[F]

I think they're like seven eighties.

[A]

They got. How do you know about this? You're on TikTok.

[C]

They had for like, just like old, like assisted living.

[E]

This is kind of a bad video. Let's go.

[B]

Dude, this is a great idea because.

[C]

And they just.

[B]

I'm sure. I'm sure they can just have like a live in nurse kind of just like a retirement home. And then they can make a little bit of cheddar.

[C]

They're traveling.

[F]

They got the one nurse who's like directing them all.

[E]

Yeah, that's what I mean, dude. They're living.

[D]

They're hitting PJs.

[E]

Let's do holy crap.

[B]

6.2.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

No, they're pulling views likes 2.3 million.

[E]

And they're living in this like classic millennial house.

[D]

It's like a modern.

[B]

It's pretty funny modern house.

[E]

But could you imagine, like if you're a kid in college and then like someone goes, oh, I'm going over to Granny's for, you know, Thanksgiving. And then you have to pipe up and go, yeah, my granny doesn't cook for me. She's taking a PJ to the Mykonos with her tick tocker friends.

[C]

I wonder what like the pay breakdown on this looks like. Honestly, don't even need to worry about it. Just enjoy it. But it's a great idea. And like I said, because they were the first to do it, like, I think this could be successful beyond this and other people could do it, but.

[E]

It'S pretty freaking funny.

[C]

Crazy views.

[E]

Yeah. I mean, honestly, 1.5. So yeah, there's unlimited possibilities.

[A]

I wonder if it's actually legit or if it's just like a. More of a joke.

[B]

Yeah, like they just like.

[A]

If they actually live there or if they're just like.

[C]

It started off as a joke.

[A]

Joke.

[E]

Somebody was like, that's got to be fake. And like they do. Like, that guy kind of looks fake. But then you see a video of them and like, oh, like, no, that's.

[D]

Got to be real.

[C]

I did see comments like, like, that.

[E]

Guy looks a little fake old.

[C]

I feel like that.

[D]

Yeah, like, like real.

[A]

Like, imagine if you're just a producer and you're in Calif. Which it looks like, and you Just cast a bunch of old people that are enthusiastic and you're like, all right, you show up here today. We're going to shoot this and that.

[B]

And the other, and imagine being them right now and listening to this podcast and being like, they. They think we're fake. They don't actually think that we're 85 years old.

[E]

Why would anyone want to make this.

[A]

That guy looks fake with the mustache.

[E]

This guy.

[C]

That's the one that everyone comments about that they think is fake.

[B]

Yeah, he's the industry plant.

[D]

I don't know.

[C]

That one does.

[D]

Look, just wait.

[C]

Maybe it's just one fake one and.

[D]

The rest are real. The one.

[E]

Yeah. So regardless, good for them.

[B]

So, yeah, seriously, that's Ryan, Really?

[C]

Are you hitting us with a proposal after this?

[D]

Yeah, I think you should do this when we're.

[C]

When we're 80.

[E]

What. What's like the retirement boys?

[C]

Retirement boys?

[E]

TV I met the Montana boys, actually. The fellow Montana boys.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

You texted us, you said, I met the fellow Montana boys. And I. And I said, are you a Montana boy? Now?

[E]

In. Honestly, I don't know. I might have just talked to one of their friends who just said they were. But, like, I recognized one of the main guys, and they were at the table next to us. So what? I walked up and I said, hey, are you one of the Montana Boys? He said, yeah. And I said, I am one of the Sea Boys. I go, we're fellow boys. Things in our name. And we laughed and went, yeah, you know, it's funny. We didn't. We didn't think it would be that big when we would put boys in our name, you know?

[A]

Did he know you were.

[F]

I don't.

[E]

He didn't really say. I honestly wasn't that confident, which I think I'm.

[B]

I regret.

[D]

They're just like dudes that walk around like. They, like, lip sync lyrics with their.

[A]

Dance and they, like.

[D]

Yeah, they're tick tockers.

[A]

And it's like, pretty standard. Tick tock.

[C]

I. Yeah. And I was thinking they're just like, Jack genre.

[D]

Like, no, they're just like. They wear cowboy hats and they just get all lubed up and throw a football to each.

[A]

Like, Dalton could be a part of that.

[D]

Dalton could be a Montana.

[F]

Okay, they just do thirst traps then.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

But it works. I think they date, like, famous hot chicks.

[B]

Now, if I'm trying to meet anyone with boys in their name, it's the Outdoor boys, which I don't understand because it's just one guy.

[A]

He used to do it with his kids.

[E]

With his kids. He. I just saw a tick tock about him teaching his kid and like his.

[B]

Kid was a good parent. Yep.

[A]

Yeah. And they grew up. Don't want to hang with dad anymore.

[F]

No.

[B]

I think they're rolling, rocking solos. No.

[A]

Oh really?

[E]

Oh really? They got their own.

[B]

Yeah. So anyway, yeah, I'm sure the Montana boys are. Are cool, but they had plenty of.

[E]

Other people who wanted to talk to him that were not me.

[A]

Really? They're popping like that?

[E]

Mainly. Mainly, yeah. They are kind of popping like that. They had a table with a guy from Love island, but I think it was mainly the chicks. They had a ton. Just a ton of chicks.

[D]

Dude, they're big on tick tock. I'd say like where I'm from everybody knows who they are.

[B]

Does your girlfriend know who they are? Sweaty.

[D]

Probably wouldn't be a problem if she did.

[C]

Spending and Dalton stayed in Florida for like four more days to for Supercross when we all went home and you guys were hanging with Hayden.

[D]

I mean just rolling with a guy like Deegan's pretty sweet. It's just a legend.

[A]

What'd you guys do?

[D]

We just hung out at the town at dinner, you know, just chilled. Kept it pretty chill.

[A]

Is there Supercross tonight then? Since it's Saturday, Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And Hayden's racing.

[D]

No. So it's Hayden's west coast and tonight's east coast. Detroit. But it's snowing right now. But it's an indoor arena so they.

[E]

Got east and west coast.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Do you know? I don't know. Is that a problem?

[D]

Well, it's just crazy to like they're racing dirt bikes and it's snowing out like a bit of a wild thing, you know.

[E]

Didn't that happen at X Games? All the guys had to like push their bikes in and motor boots through the snow.

[B]

It was at Minneapolis.

[D]

Minneapolis, Same thing. Same thing as Minneapolis. It's snowing and all like their photos of them riding into the arena, they're like oh like oh. Kitted up in jackets and stuff. It's like just a full white out which is kind of crazy.

[E]

I guess we're kind of used to it. You are. But like probably a lot of those guys come from.

[D]

Oh yeah, they're all Florida, California, like Texas. I mean place like not a full on Blizzard whiteout.

[A]

So Hayden doesn't race in that.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Can you or. Because it seemed like there were some guys that race in both.

[C]

I was confused by that.

[A]

So two feet.

[D]

So the 450 class races east and west. And then the 250 class is split into two divisions because there's like more people than. Well, there's more people, but it's kind of like a younger. A younger age limit. So being like a younger rider, it's expensive to travel across the US to race. So they make it. You can either pick and race 10 races on the East coast or 10 races on the west coast. And then you save like 30, 40 grand traveling back and forth from east coast and west coast because the races do flip together eventually. And then, and then the final comes together and you have the top 10 from the East coast and the top 10 from the west coast and they meet in Salt Lake and there's a championship for both. And then whoever wins that final race is technically like the fastest in the.

[A]

U.S. you know, I'm such a fair weather supercross guy. I'm like, new to it this year just because I honestly, I just like watching for Hayden Deegan.

[D]

Well, so last year Hayden didn't win the championship, but he won the final round. So technically he was the fastest rider.

[E]

But he didn't win, like in points.

[D]

He didn't win in points, but he won the final race. So he beat all the east coast guys and beat all the west coast guys and kind of showed that, like, he's like the man to be for this year. So then this year when they announced him being on the west coast, the fast kid that was on the west coast switched to the east coast so he didn't have to race against Hayden.

[A]

Really? Yeah, yeah, Pretty smart.

[C]

And now he's racing Colton Davies.

[D]

So yeah, Cole Davies, teammate, which is. He's like 17. He's like the new kid, kind of fast. Super fast. He's probably like the next guy, I'd say that's coming up.

[C]

So then how does outdoors work? Do they do the same thing?

[D]

I don't think it is the same outdoors. I think it's just like a full one series. No east and west. Just one full series and travels east and west. But Supercross is different because it's in a confined time space. It's like 18 or 19 weekends in a row.

[A]

Yeah, that's nuts. So like the 450 guys are going 18 weekends in a row.

[D]

18 weekends in a row. And racing in Detroit. I think it's Detroit this weekend and then it's west coast next weekend and then back to the east coast and it like, and then Daytona beach and then like back to Salt Lake and just, it's all back and forth. So a lot of flying and stuff and plus, like, training in the middle of the week and travel time, and so I don't know.

[A]

So when do you think Hayden's going to move up to four 50s?

[D]

I think next year.

[C]

Really?

[A]

Yeah, I think that soon.

[D]

I mean, he's.

[A]

He.

[D]

He's, like, killing it in the outdoors, and then hopefully get the championship in supercross this year and then move up, move up the next year to 450.

[A]

How much bigger is the jump from 250 to 450?

[D]

Dude, it's a lot. Like, the bikes are just insane. And just the riders, too.

[B]

Like, double the horsepower.

[D]

Like, the training, and the more horsepower, the more tired the bike gets you. So if you're getting tired on a. On a 250, the 450 is gonna, like, really gonna whip you around. Like, me, I'm a little guy, so me being on a 450, like, I would get worked. I don't think I could ride a 450 for a full moto. Just really. It's too much for me. I'm just too little. I'm not strong enough, honestly. You need to be strong, dude. All the 450 riders, their legs are huge, and they're, like, kind of. It's kind of changing now. They used to be, like, smaller dudes, and now it's just everybody's, like, kind of beefing up.

[C]

Pretty jacked.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Like, you look at, like, Sexton's legs, like, dude, his legs are tree trunks. Even Jet, too. Jet has, like, big.

[A]

So are they hitting, like, the same line as the 250 guys, or since they got a more horsepower bike, are they able to, like.

[D]

They do pretty similar lines, but they will hit, like, technical or lines. Sometimes they'll do, like, a triple out of an inside or something instead of doing, like, an outside, like a 250.

[A]

Just because they have that.

[D]

Just because they got the power and.

[A]

Then, like, make it.

[D]

Honestly, it's just carrying speed all around to, like, hitting the. Whoops. They're through there way faster. Like, I don't know, just everything about the 450 is way faster. They're heavier. A little bit heavier. So that, like, plays in the factor, too. You're throwing around an extra, like, what, 20 pounds? So that'll tire you. I mean, they're just gnarly. Four fifties are gnarly bikes. They're fun to ride, but they're super there. They are big.

[A]

To actually ride it to, it's like max.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Capability. Yeah.

[B]

We watched Supercross the other day at dinner and Spenny was like, giving us just a play by play of like, what was going down. It was the first time that I'd watched and like, actually understood, like, what was happening. Like the techniques that they were doing and like, why they were doing certain lines.

[D]

Like hitting a quad one lap and then tripling.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Next lap.

[B]

Like, I thought they were just, maybe just doing it. But you were explaining, like, the reasons why.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Made watching it, like, a lot more interesting. Honestly.

[D]

Yeah. I'm stuck.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

We'll have to throw it up on the TV tonight and. And watch it.

[F]

I'm.

[A]

Yeah, for sure.

[D]

I'm excited for it.

[B]

Be fun.

[D]

It is fun. Like trying to like, teach you guys too. Because it, for me being a racer, I get what's going on. So I'm like, to show you guys and then when you guys understand, you're like, oh, that's what they're doing. It's like, it's cool to see you guys, to be able to see that. Like when I point something out, it's just. Yeah, it's just awesome.

[B]

I'm glad that you're enjoying it too. Spending. I didn't know you were getting that kind of enjoyment out of it, but that's nice to know.

[D]

Yeah, I'm getting something out of it. It's not just for fun.

[E]

One kind of last thing here. Did you guys see Jake's video where he definitely kind of blamed me for the truck?

[B]

I was actually gonna ask you about that, Ryan.

[A]

So are you pain or what's the scoop?

[C]

Well, what did he say? Give me and the viewers. I gotta watch it. Sorry, I.

[E]

Basically the whole video is just. I think it's even titled Ryan's Fault.

[A]

Really?

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

And then he goes on in that video talking about how he's blown up like eight different trucks. But then somehow the one truck that I borrowed of his, now it's my fault. Like, are all the other trucks.

[B]

So did you get an invoice or.

[E]

No, he has not invoiced me. Did you get it? Did he send it to you? I don't know. Why? Just I didn't know if he was sending it to the company or me personally.

[F]

I mean, you were the one driving it. I'd imagine you would get the invoice.

[E]

Well, I just kind of figured I was towing all your guys's stuff.

[D]

Right.

[E]

You know, like, I wasn't, you know, I wasn't driving the mini truck.

[B]

I didn't tell you to hot rod that thing.

[A]

Well, it seems like, debate. Seems like you were just misdriving it, Ryan.

[E]

I don't think it's possible.

[B]

Yeah, I don't know, man. It's like, there's peace and cormorant, obviously, me, you know, the crew and Jake went through what we went through, and then, you know, for the last couple years, it's been pretty chill and, like, Ryan totally just fired it back up, and now it's just bad again.

[C]

There's this giant cloud.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Which is $16,000 bill in it. Yeah.

[B]

It's just like, Right. Just pay it. So we can just be boys.

[F]

Between Jake and Ryan, I think everyone else, we're all good.

[B]

I thought, well, yeah, it's like, at the end of the day, like, Jake thinks that we were for some reason, responsible for it too, which I keep telling him. Like, dude, I. I didn't even know that Ryan was driving your truck.

[C]

Maybe we should like.

[A]

Well, did you hear about how big the bill is? They're like over 20 grand. And. And, I mean, Tony was like, well, that ruined our February. And like, I guess, like, they had, like, his kid wanted to, like, join some sports, and he's like, well, you're gonna have to wait till next year because Ryan blew up the truck and.

[F]

Drop out of hockey.

[C]

All right, let's hit an ad.

[A]

Like, the kid was crying and. Just kidding.

[E]

He wasn't crying, but, I mean, you know, like.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

Like, Ryan ruining guys ruined his childhood.

[C]

But then. Yeah. Did you see Tony's, like, Instagram story just yesterday? Dude, he's like, jake brought me this truck back. Is the maroon Raptor. He. I gave it to him when it was running fine. He brought it back, and when he started up, boy.

[D]

Oh, it's just knocking.

[E]

So we'll do this.

[B]

That make you think, like, maybe Ryan was riding it or what?

[C]

No, Then he just. And I'm. I'm on the same side as him. He just goes, you know, maybe Jake is the problem because I've personally seen him blow up so many cars and trucks.

[E]

Thank you, Mike.

[A]

It is pretty crazy, though. Like, if you're just driving a vehicle down the road, there's no reason for it to have so many problems, which makes you wonder, like, are you just flat out driving the thing fucking wrong? Like, by just, like, shifting things and that when you're not supposed to. And, like, like, you literally would have to do something.

[F]

I mean, you've seen both Ryan and Jake drive things.

[B]

Well, what about Mike? You're blown up car now.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Now that just has like, a few Failed rings and like a little bit.

[B]

A few chips on highly modified 20.

[C]

Year old Subaru that's not melted down. Like it's. It's like chilling.

[B]

So Mike had a Subaru in the shop for the last what year? It was in there for nine months pretty much.

[C]

I drove it for the summer and then it was winter and the fuel pump went out and.

[D]

And it just started again.

[B]

So.

[C]

Okay, fuel pumps out.

[D]

We should probably.

[C]

These injectors are pretty crusty. These fuel rails this and that. Let's get rid of the tick. While we're at it, let's pull the motor because it's easier to do the heads. Oh yeah, I found the tick. It was on one of the valves. But your piston has a little slap notches here. These rings are failed. And I'm like, well geez.

[F]

Wasn't that motor like new in that car two years ago?

[E]

No, that's like only thing that's.

[C]

Yeah, it was like the only.

[E]

You haven't done it was it.

[A]

It was a different block.

[C]

It's a built motor, but yeah, it's not even a closed deck.

[A]

So how much money now are you gonna have into your Subaru after this? Like are you. Are you nearing the 100 grand range?

[C]

No, not quite. But it depends on how crazy I go.

[A]

That's insane, dude.

[B]

Well, how crazy are you going?

[C]

I don't know, like what do you think?

[B]

Like what's the options?

[C]

I'm trying to get someone to like sponsor not even like give me a free motor, but like Iag block is.

[B]

Probably the way to.

[D]

Way to go.

[C]

But just like. Yeah, just someone who wants to put a sick motor in a sick car.

[A]

You'll probably have at least 12 to 15, I bet also.

[B]

Really?

[A]

I think it depends how big you go. But like you're gonna have to put the new motor in. You're gonna have to retune it. There's gonna be all the labor. Like I'm imagining you'll do, you know, the full get up a whole block, you know, a complete block now.

[C]

Well that, that's.

[A]

Now you're gonna want to do pistons, new rods, all that like just do it all at once.

[C]

And then there's the long block. Like I just boug cams, valves and springs. So I don't technically need the long block because I already have the head stuff. But should I just do the long block and send all that stuff back?

[F]

Dude, your money might just go full out. Just do everything.

[C]

But I'm also not trying to build like a 900 horsepower.

[B]

Oh, that's what I think you should.

[E]

Like, that's the thing. Yeah. Have you cut any corners to this point?

[C]

No, but, like, exactly.

[E]

Why cut corners now?

[C]

600 horsepower? Plenty.

[B]

No, I would just make it ridiculous.

[E]

Yeah.

[F]

Just money mic it. Just go full out.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

So you're looking like 6 grand for a short block and about 10 for a long, maybe.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

You said your motor is, like, kind of okay, though.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Can we put that in Jake's truck?

[B]

Oh, we could.

[C]

It's actually all it needs is hopefully.

[A]

Subaru, piece of Subaru motor.

[D]

What if.

[B]

What if they put Gavin's old Cummins motor, the 12 valve, into your Subaru? I would mean that we got that.

[C]

Just laying around, trying myself to sleep.

[E]

Really?

[A]

You'd be cool, rolling cool. When it was blowing up, you know, smoking.

[C]

I would, like, if we really wanted to do that, I would just buy a Subaru rolling chassis and do that.

[B]

Maybe you do that. Then.

[E]

You got the plan figured out.

[C]

If all I had to do is buy a rolling chassis and then I got the Cummins motor and installed for free, I would totally do it.

[E]

Yeah. I mean, I think Tony already owes us so much money. It's all blurry now. You might as well just pile it.

[A]

It's blurry.

[B]

Who. Who owes who or what?

[E]

Yeah, no, I think Tony. I think Tony owes us, so.

[A]

Poor Tony. Dude, the guy's just eating the cost on. On Jake and now Ryan and hopefully me soon. Yeah. So, Mike, what, like, when do you draw the line on this Subaru?

[C]

I don't know. Clearly, like, the line right now is getting more blurred than it ever was just talking to you guys.

[A]

I mean, I'd say you blew past the line a while ago.

[E]

That's what I'm saying. You blew past the line. Like, when you blew the transmission racing Ken. Like, that's when the line was crossed.

[A]

When do you draw the line? When do you personally draw the line? Do you think you'll ever. Or are you so far past it now that you're like, there's no way that I can abandon this project?

[C]

Or, like, because, like, there's no as far as abandonment. That. That word doesn't exist with that car. It just doesn't.

[A]

And, like, selling it really wouldn't make sense either. That's damn near abandoning it.

[C]

That would be abandoning it.

[E]

Are you switching to, like, no plastic water bottles, no straws, like electric cars, you know, solar panels? Like, are you trying to save the planet? Because I swear, if the planet doesn't last long enough for like your 5th generation grandkids to have that car. Oh, like it wouldn't be worth it, dude.

[D]

Like, no, honestly.

[B]

Well, as soon Mike comes on. As soon as Mike passes that thing down and he dies, they're selling that shit along with everything.

[A]

Or if they're even going to want a Subaru.

[C]

Pretty horseshit job of race raising them.

[A]

If they don't like Subarus.

[C]

Yeah, I like imagine like gas cars being outlawed and I would be one of my robot style fathers.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

IROBOT style. This runs on gasoline.

[A]

I wonder where you get the gas.

[D]

Yeah, right.

[C]

You'd have to like make it yours. There's gonna be people like moonshine and gas.

[A]

Moonshine, E85. I guess that comes from corn. You can probably make E85. You don't even need gasoline. You just want E85 anyway.

[B]

It's true.

[E]

Be pretty sick of you, a mad scientist just to make some gas for your bright yellow Subaru. The world's full of Teslas. Just all these black and white jelly beans, the occasional.

[A]

I wonder if you should just do the full interior at this point too.

[C]

Then I, yeah, someone commented that and.

[A]

You'Re already so far, some love.

[E]

I'm like, jeez, I thought you already did. I did that.

[C]

Seats in pretty half asset just got the STI seats. No, that actually, that Subaru that we had, the bug eye. I was going to pull the blue floor out of the. This is not your fault. You're like, I got a guy coming to look at it, but he's not picking it up till Monday. I'm like, sick. I'm pulling that blue carpet out of there. And then I like came out and.

[D]

He'S like, yeah, you just took it.

[C]

Dude. I just like shampooed the rear seat in my car and so much came out of it. It was so satisfying. Pretty pointless information there, but.

[E]

Is it here?

[C]

It reminded me of old days. No, it's in Fargo.

[E]

Oh, shoot.

[C]

I'll bring it.

[B]

It's really handy on the Subaru. You did that?

[C]

Yeah. And the seats were just gross. Like I was just sucking like brown water out of them.

[A]

So that's 25 years of backseat fun.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Yuck. Yeah. I'll do the interior. I'll just keep going on it.

[B]

Yeah, it might as well. Why stop now?

[C]

Yeah, I really. I'm not building a drag car. I just want like 600 horse.

[E]

Just an autocross car.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, something.

[B]

I mean, that'll still be fast. That should be really fast.

[C]

That's really fast. But yeah, to your point, Ryan. The line started when I blew the transmission racing Ken's Tesla. And that feels like light years ago.

[B]

Was a long time ago.

[A]

2020.

[C]

Yeah. Like, that feels like so long ago.

[E]

I guess each year you get like you can move the line a little more forward.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It's so crazy to think, like, just the two different ends of the spectrum that we have between Ken's vehicle of choice and like, how he's like, evolved as a car owner and how you have evolved as a car owner of just dumping more money into that. And Ken is just like, oh, new electric vehicles out. Yeah. New appliance that I can drive.

[C]

At some point we were really all on the same page, but, like, Ken was driving a wrx, red wrx, then a blue Focus rs.

[B]

Dude, the Focus rs, Ken seems like. I don't even remember that.

[F]

I regret selling that car. I wish I kept it, really. I know in the time I just, like, wasn't happy about it because of the whole, like, lemon thing. And then looking back respectively now it's like I should have just kept that because it was a fun little car to whip around in.

[A]

I cannot imagine you nowadays driving around. It'd be like jelly bean.

[F]

It'd be like you and your Evo. It's in storage. You drive it like twice a year. But it's still just fun to have.

[B]

Are those things supposed to be worth money or something?

[E]

Yeah. You sold them at the bottom.

[F]

I sold that at the worst possible time. And then that was like the bottom of the value. And now it's climbing back up about. They sell for about what I bought it for. New.

[E]

Really?

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

That's pretty crazy.

[F]

They didn't import that many of those.

[B]

Huh. It was a cool car.

[E]

I think I'm gonna lemon out my Hummer.

[B]

Yeah, you keep saying that, right? Quite a bit of words that were.

[E]

Yeah, well, that's what I'm confused because Ken. Ken did it. But Ken's good at working the system.

[F]

It wasn't that hard. There we go.

[E]

That's what I wanted to hear.

[F]

Granted, I had mechanical issues, so, like, that was a very cut and dry. They could not, like, push back on that. Whereas yours is more electrical and it.

[E]

Might be a little car's electric.

[F]

Yeah. But no, it's. It's not like. It's not like a powertrain issue. It's like an ancillary electronics.

[E]

Yeah, I see. I think what I'm going to really play on is that it's unsafe to drive because when you're driving and the cruise control Randomly stops and you're using one pedal. Driving it effectively locks up the brakes on the highway. And I know how to deal with it. Yeah, Full regen mode. But Alondra drives the car. And so, like, what happens if she does it? She doesn't know what's happening. And then all of a sudden, she's locking up the brakes on i94 in rush hour traffic. She could begin in a serious accident.

[F]

It's more so I would. I would push that a. You have convenience and safety features that this vehicle. You sell this vehicle as, like. Because it says, like, service OnStar system.

[E]

Yeah, bro. I can't sell it with all that shit.

[F]

And you try and have somebody test drive that and it's just got all these warning messages pop up. You can't.

[B]

They couldn't just. It. Have you tried getting them?

[E]

Four times.

[B]

Oh, really?

[E]

Tried. Four times. I have my appointment for the fifth. The best part is, is there's only one guy who works on EVS in the local area, and he's booked out for a month. So, like, each time I have a problem, I got to wait a month.

[D]

What do you do?

[C]

You limit it out. You get a new one. You.

[F]

You send a certified letter to the manufacturer and then dealer contacts you with.

[E]

Like, all the buyback paperwork for legal reasons. I love my Hummer, which I actually do. And I would keep it. I wouldn't just sell it right after I get my car.

[C]

That was my question, dude.

[A]

I feel like it's not gonna be that easy. If I remember correctly, every time I'd look at Kenny have his laptop typing, he's got literally a short novel.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Ken, what are you doing emailing these idiots over thing? Lemon out. They're trying to say it's not, but. And like, I remember it was quite a process. He was doing a lot of emailing and a lot of. Lot of words on the page.

[F]

That tough.

[C]

If I can get the job done and just email Brian, I'll do it for you.

[B]

Like, you'd be a great assistant for how much you love emailing.

[C]

I would be.

[B]

I would be a fantastic spawn. Three years late, but you get to them eventually.

[E]

Mike starts up like an email marketing company, but instead of having, like a mass email, it's all personalized. Like, you type each one, you.

[C]

How many people you got on your email list? 30, but I'm capped out.

[E]

Well, good. I want to. Let's wrap this thing up. Go watch Cletus turn left. Hopefully win the Daytona 500 or whatever. He's racing right now.

[A]

Hit the gym.

[B]

There we go. Dude, we got a D. Milk.

[A]

Keep having fun.

[B]

Bag stay in the gym.

[A]

As Gavin three wheeler. Gavin says good stuff.

[B]

All right, boys.

[C]

See ya.