Ben & Evan CHEATED in Our Last Challenge, How Ben Selected His Groomsman, & Gavin Finding his Wife in Australia

Summary

Life Wide Open with CboysTV

Episode: "Ben & Evan CHEATED in Our Last Challenge, How Ben Selected His Groomsman, & Gavin Finding his Wife in Australia"

Release Date: March 3, 2026
Host(s): CJ, Ben, Ryan, Ken, Evan, Micah
Special Guest: Gav (Shred 80)

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Episode Overview

This episode dives deep into the CboysTV universe—from wild travel adventures and dating antics to behind-the-scenes group pranks and internal drama. The guys debate who’s the real king of three-wheeler riding, why Ben's unconventional groomsmen invite became instant legend, and whether a “friendly” boxing match could settle some lingering beef between Dalton and Gav. Packed with their classic mix of banter, stories from the road, and signature group challenges, this episode captures the chaos, camaraderie, and constant mischief at the heart of CboysTV.

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Key Discussions & Insights

1. Gavin's Australian Adventure (01:56 – 14:28)

• Gav’s Return: Gavin “Shred 80” is welcomed back after four months traveling, with Australia as his standout destination.
  • "I fit in way too well over there… motorsports, tattoos—you name it." (02:49, Gav)
• Australian Nightlife: Long bar nights, unique slot machines, and women enchanted by Gavin’s crash compilations (“I’m the best three-wheeler rider in the world!” – 03:21).
• New Rival: Australian “OG three-wheeler rider” Ian tries to upstage Gav by wearing even less protective gear; friendly competition ends in a gnarly hand injury for Ian (05:02 – 07:56).
• Wild Nature: Gavin shares tales of surfing, dodging shark attacks, and seeing koalas and kangaroos (“You should have boxed the kangaroo”—10:56).

2. Pranks: Ben’s Groomsman Invitation Extravaganza (14:50 – 23:33)

• Unconventional Invite: Ben invites everyone to be his groomsman via an elaborate prank challenge involving mystery boxes. Each box contains a different “surprise,” from cockroaches to chinchillas, culminating in Ken’s fear of rodents and Gavin’s run-in with mousetraps and teddy bears.
  • "On both sides, it's very clear there's something alive in the box… It was so nerve-wracking.” (16:46, CJ)
• Mousetrap Antics: Ken’s panic leads to the box being “destroyed” (19:06), and Gavin’s aversion to mousetraps is humorously exposed (23:33).
• Friendly banter: “If there's one thing I hate on this planet, it's freaking mousetraps.” (23:33, Gav)

3. Group Dynamics: Hair, Houses, and Old Shop Stories (24:40 – 43:32)

• Mullet Memories: Ben debates bringing back the mullet for the summer, with the group reminiscing about bad decisions made while mullet-equipped (24:40 – 26:18).
  • "It's your wings, baby… it lets you really fly!” (25:23, Gav)
• Hair Talk: Playful teasing of Ryan’s hair and whether a mullet or cornrows are next (27:28).
• Living Arrangements: Discussion about shop life, dirty habits, and the prospect of a TikTok “collective”—if Ken’s house ever gets the right carpet. Stories of their old, cramped, mattress-packed shop resurface, highlighting early days camaraderie (43:00).

4. Cheez-Its & The Cost of Friendship (43:32 – 44:47)

• Snack Catastrophe: Gavin accidentally explodes a bag of Cheez-Its in CJ’s truck. Instead of anger, it’s accepted as “just comes with hanging out with you.”
  • “Stuff is going to get broken and messed up, but we’re going to have fun doing it.” (44:40, Gav)

5. The Gavin vs. Dalton Feud: Boxing Beefs, Naked Dirt Bikes, and All-Out Chaos (45:11 – 97:09)

• Backstory: Last challenge ended with unresolved drama—Dalton chasing Gavin naked on a dirt bike, leading to prolonged tension.
• Beef Escalates: Light-hearted trash talking becomes heated, as Gavin insists Dalton needs “one punch to the face” to settle the score. Dalton and Gav repeatedly spar verbally, oscillating between joking and almost serious (46:09, 50:16).
  • “You just deserve one so bad.” (51:54, Gav)
• Would They Box?: Both agree (with caveats) to a future Cboys “boxing match.” Terms are discussed, including dramatic walk-ins and debate about whether Gavin’s inability to “just box” would disqualify him (55:01 – 57:06).
• Resolution Attempts: The group teases “Cheddar's Promotions” to stage the fight and reflects on whether contests and beefs actually resolve or deepen rivalries (57:00 – 58:02).

6. Dating Life: Australia, Speed Dating, and “Are We Dating the Same Guy?” (74:24 – 84:47)

• Gavin’s Love Life: Multiple “falling in love” moments down under, difficulty finding 'the one' with so many prospects, and comedic consideration of Mormonism and polygamy (“Three wheels, three wives!”—77:09).
• Dating Apps & Public Call Outs: Gavin discovers he’s been posted on “are we dating the same guy?” Facebook pages (74:32), shares the entertaining experience of being semi-internet famous among female fans, and the guys brainstorm speed dating sequels in Tokyo or Australia (80:36).
• Cheater Buster Cautionary Tale: CJ tells the story of a fan whose family photo was used in online scam ads without consent, sparking a group discussion about internet privacy and reputation (70:23 – 74:32).

7. Culturally Insensitive Jail Hypotheticals and Riding Three Wheelers in Japan/China (84:47 – 86:20)

• The guys riff on what it would be like for Gavin to go to jail in various countries as part of a viral “Three Wheeler” stunt, highlighting cultural and legal contrasts between the West and Asia.

8. Crash Hall of Fame: Gavin’s Greatest Hits (87:22 – 92:12)

• Top 3 Crashes: Panel discusses epic crashes—favorite moments include the “perfect tuck and roll” out of the merch warehouse, slamming the side of the building, and flipping the Honda Pilot.
  • “That was unreal… my ID is still broken because of it.” (89:54, Gav)
• Durable Machines: Anecdotes about flipping a Hilux and the car starting right up after being left upside down for three days.
• Group Respect: Acknowledgement from the entire group of Gavin's toughness and slapstick durability.

9. Gaming & Group Mischief (39:01 – 43:00, 92:12 – 93:52)

• Brief check-in on gaming habits: Fortnite seasons, Xbox upgrades, and how video games fit (or don’t) into their lives these days.
• “Matt’s Off Road Games” invite—debate on what kind of YouTuber Gavin is: “off-road,” “all-terrain,” or simply “crazy.”

10. The Closing Debate: Friendship, Beef…and Golf Fails (97:09 – 102:12)

• Another round of insults/trash talk between Dalton and Gavin, including suggestions for alternate competitions (golf, slap boxing, Rochambeau).
• Dalton’s disastrous golf date (98:13-101:53)–with a girl, Evan incessantly laughing, and Spenny filming—a peak example of CboysTV awkward comedy.
• Group leaves the fate of the “boxing match” up in the air, with a sense that everything, eventually, is just in good fun.

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Notable Quotes & Classic Moments

On showing off to Australian girls:
"I'm the best three-wheeler rider in the world." – Gavin (03:20)

On Australian rivalry:
"This guy was legit. Came and partied with us until 3, 4am...Next morning I text him, 'How you doing, brother?' He goes, 'In the hospital right now...have to get surgery.'" – Gavin (07:21)

On Ben's groomsmen prank:
"There's something alive in the box and you can't see into it...it was so nerve-wracking!" – CJ (16:46)
"If there's one thing I hate on this planet, it's freaking mousetraps." – Gavin (23:33)

On keeping the mullet lifestyle:
"It's your wings, baby. It lets you really fly." – Gavin (25:23)

On the Dalton-Gavin beef:
"Somebody has never punched you in the face, and you needed it." – Gavin (52:00)
"I'd rather box, because going up against someone that's double my weight class and almost twice my age, I win either way." – Dalton (96:21)

On dating & 'falling in love' in Australia:
"Dude, I fell in love probably three or four times out there. Their accents get you every time." – Gavin (09:12)

On living with the Cboys:
"Stuff is going to get broken and messed up, but we're going to have fun doing it." – Gavin (44:40)

On public internet call-outs:
"Have you been on that [‘Are We Dating the Same Guy’ page]?" – CJ
"Oh, yeah. One of my friends sent it to me." – Gav (74:37)

On legendary crashes:
"That was unreal...my ID is still broken because of it." – Gavin (89:54)

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Important Timestamps

• [01:56] – Gavin returns; Australian recap
• [03:20] – “Best three-wheeler rider in the world” pick-up line
• [05:02-08:20] – Rivalry & injuries: The Australian OG
• [14:50-23:33] – Ben's groomsman prank, animal boxes, and Ken’s rodent freakout
• [24:40] – Mullet wisdom and memories
• [45:11-97:09] – The Dalton-Gavin feud, history, wild challenge stories, and live boxing negotiation
• [74:24] – Cheater Buster internet reputation discussion & “Are We Dating the Same Guy?”
• [77:09] – Mormon jokes: "Three wheels, three wives!"
• [87:22-92:12] – Gavin’s greatest crashes; the Cboys crash Hall of Fame
• [98:13-101:53] – Dalton’s golf date debacle (Evan’s perspective)
• [102:12] – Verdict on upcoming boxing match left undecided

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Final Thoughts

This classic CboysTV episode blends wild stories, classic pranks, heartfelt (and heated) debates, and the perpetual search for a good time—on three wheels or otherwise. Whether you’re a die-hard fan or new to the crew, this episode showcases the relentless energy and brotherhood that define Life Wide Open.

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Next week’s episode drops Tuesday at 9am CT!
Remember: “Stuff is going to get broken and messed up, but we’re going to have fun doing it.” – Gavin

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Follow @lifewideopenpodcast for more behind-the-scenes chaos.

Transcript

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[D]

Oh, you want a bet?

[B]

Have we kind of blown up your spot with your love life?

[D]

In a great way.

[E]

Oh, okay.

[D]

In a great way. Yeah.

[B]

Have you buffed things out with Dalton?

[D]

Oh, not until he gets a punch in the face.

[F]

Maybe everyone should just start living at the shop for the next couple months.

[D]

That's a fun idea.

[A]

Were you getting worried that maybe we were cutting you off or something?

[B]

All right, boys, we're back. No, Mike, I. I guess I'm the host welcoming you guys.

[G]

This Michael. Michael will be here in about 30 minutes.

[B]

Yeah, we'll see about that when he decides to show up. But we do have a special guest today, boys. Mr. Shred 80.

[D]

What's up, guys? Thanks for having me back on.

[B]

Been a while, Gav. We had to let cormorant cool down,

[A]

let the dust settle.

[D]

I'm just glad it's still up and alive.

[G]

Been running a little hard around here.

[D]

Freaking. Hey, man. Well, corn rot still looks beautiful. It's cold as hell here.

[A]

Yeah, it is. You're not used to that.

[D]

No, not this cold. Traveling to extravagant places too much, I guess, huh?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So Gav has been gone for what, four months? Probably end of October was the last time that we saw you.

[D]

5 mil party.

[B]

And since then, Gav has been to how many places? Like how many different continents? One.

[D]

Oh, just. Just Australia was the only different continent.

[B]

All right, okay. So just another continent.

[D]

Yep, just Australia. But I've been probably 10, 15 other places. Yeah, I've been traveling like a madman.

[B]

Traveling, man.

[A]

Yeah. You were just in Australia with Spenny

[D]

I saw for 10 days. It was nine or 10 days out in Australia, man down under.

[A]

I feel like you're kind of. You'd probably fit in really well with the Australians.

[D]

I actually fit in way too well.

[A]

The mullet. You're like motorsports, tattoos, you name it.

[D]

I mean, pretty much the whole nine yards. I love surf shops. You like good breakfasts and you like beautiful woman. Australia is the place for you.

[A]

That's. That's true. I saw a video of you at a club. You were macking on a woman. And the video I saw, you said, I'm the best three wheeler rider in the world. And then you proceeded to show her a video of. Of just a compilation of you crashing the three wheeler

[D]

problem lately.

[A]

I'm the best three wheeler rider in the world. You show her just bas your crash compilation. She's like, wow. Like in a good way. How'd it go?

[D]

Oh, she loved it.

[A]

It seemed like that in the video.

[D]

Her face geeked up and, you know, she ended up hanging out with me for another 45 minutes and then.

[B]

Really?

[C]

Is that all you needed?

[D]

Oh, no, Nothing even good happened out of it. We just went and played the cool part about being out there. Slot machines are connected to the bar, so we just went and tapped the button a couple times.

[F]

You win?

[D]

No, nothing.

[F]

You. You called me once. Yeah, I was up early in the morning fishing. And you were hammered at the casino.

[D]

Sounds about right. Yeah. Two in the morning. They don't close until four in the morning. So we were on some long runs

[F]

out there at the.

[B]

The bars don't close till 4.

[D]

4 in the morning. That's insane.

[A]

That's a recipe. I would hate that.

[D]

Oh, it was so bad.

[A]

Oh my God. You'd love it. But you'd hate it. It'd be so bad.

[F]

Me and Ben got bit by that one time in Florida.

[B]

Was that till 4?

[F]

It was at least 3 or 4. I don't know. I think we were expecting to get kicked out and then we realized, I

[A]

think it was maybe one of those nights where like, maybe the time change is happening so then you end up getting an extra hour. Oh, because that'll happen.

[B]

Deadly too.

[A]

That'll happen. You end up, you know, instead of going home at 2:00am It's. I mean, you still are going home at 2:00am but it's. Technically, it's like being there until 3 because you gain an hour due to daylight savings.

[B]

You know, Gav, I've been talking to Spenny because I was trying to get, you know, just like a constant update on the. On the trip as it was happening. Right. Of course, he filled me in on, obviously, what was going down on the track with you and your new arch nemesis.

[D]

Oh, he told you about it?

[B]

You have a new one? It's like everywhere this guy goes, he's.

[F]

He's.

[B]

He's making friends and enemies.

[G]

Tell me something about him.

[D]

Frenemies. We're making frenemies. Ian, he's an OG three wheeler rider from Australia. About as OG as it gets.

[B]

But I heard that he showed up to the track and where he started ruffling feathers was he was wearing less clothes than Gav. So Gav prides himself on riding three wheeler in, like, very minimal clothes. Right. He's got his, like, tank top on, no sleeves. He's never wearing boots or riding boots. You know, usually he's wearing, like, Lululemon shorts, jeans, or Lululemon shorts.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Where this guy showed up, he was wearing sandals, jean shorts that were cut and then no T shirt.

[D]

Yep.

[A]

That's really paying homage to the 80s. That's back before safety equipment.

[D]

You don't even know. All he cared about was his helmet. He's like, as long as I have a good helmet, I'm good to go.

[F]

And it make you feel like I

[D]

was kind of being a baby. I mean, yeah, there's no excuse.

[B]

Why am I wearing a shirt right now?

[D]

I had jeans on too. I should have just cut the jeans off and.

[F]

Should have hogan your shirt at that point.

[D]

I should have. But, yeah, I realized he was real deal from that moment on. I was like, all right, he might be somebody to, you know, consider. And then two seconds in, homeboy crashed.

[A]

So then he's really coming for your job.

[D]

Homeboy crashed and sliced his hand open so bad. Oh, dude. I was like, oh, that's. That's a gnarly gash. Were you gonna go to the hospital? Oh, screw that. I mean, you're here. I'm riding three wheelers with you, brother. That's gonna take three, four hours. We're like, all right, you want to do anything for it? Ah, it. Let's. Let's run it. Run it. So then another 20 minutes goes by. He starts riding with his hand just gushing, dude, just gushing thankfully, one of the guys, you know, he was kind of like a nurse or someone like that and wrapped his hand up in some bandage. He didn't go to the hospital. He didn't. Oh, ran it the rest of the day.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

And then we're like, hey, you gonna go to the hospital now? After we're done riding. He goes, are you guys drinking tonight? I'm going probably. He goes, I'm drinking with you. I'm not going to the. Yeah. Not going.

[A]

And how is this guy your enemy? He sounds great.

[D]

He's not. I mean, the only reason Spencer was calling him my enemy is because he did. He did. I'm gonna say it straight up. He out drag raced me. He out drag race.

[B]

I had heard more than that, but.

[D]

Oh, she's not actually out riding me. Riding.

[B]

I wish Spenny was here because I, you know, I feel kind of like a middleman on this one. But Spenny was telling me he was running laps on you.

[D]

He's not running laps on me. He did stay ahead of me in the trees a little bit. So that's why Spenny might say, shut up, Evan. Shut up. But he wasn't doing anything too crazy. Like, I don't even get me into it. But I still claim that I'm the best three wheeler rider on the Internet.

[F]

I believe it.

[B]

I've been claiming that too, Gav. So that's why I'm just.

[A]

I still think you're the best.

[B]

Getting a temperature check here to see.

[D]

Thank you. No, this guy was legit. This guy was legit. Came and partied with us until 3, 4am oh, dude. He was. He was hanging with the young bucks that night. Okay. So, I mean, he was able to keep up with. I can drink a decent amount. And then the next morning. Next morning I text him, how you doing, brother? He goes in the hospital right now, gives me an update. Two hours later, brother, I have to go get surgery. Go get surgery to get it cleaned up. How to go get surgery? They held him all the way until that next day. So he was there for like a full 24 hours.

[A]

Probably just because he put it off so long.

[G]

Yeah, like infected or something.

[D]

They wanted to clean it out just to make sure it wasn't getting more infected. It did have a slight infect, you know, a little infected. And so then I text him two days later. You doing good? Lost a little finger at the top. My, you know, a little feeling at the top, my fingertips. I go, ian, Ian. And then thankfully, he regained it over the past week he goes nothing but a scratch. He's good to go. But man, that's a tough son of a gun right there.

[A]

That's crazy, man.

[B]

Shred 80 and, and spenny roll into town. You know, that's like a holiday, huh?

[D]

Apparently Australia, they don't see YouTubers, bro.

[B]

Because I saw, I saw videos of you guys pulling up to the local track or whatever and it looked like a full on meetup.

[D]

Oh, everybody was just waiting. Yeah, that was honestly kind of our fault for telling everybody we were going to be there. So it made it a little bit harder.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

And I, you know, I like, whatever, let's run it. We'll say up what's up to everybody. But yeah, we did have people constantly trying to say what's up the whole time in the middle of filming. So it's still awesome being able to meet everybody. So it worked out.

[A]

So back to the girls.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

How were things going down there other than that? That one girl in particular that you're

[D]

showing, the crash reel too, fumbled the bag on her. I got her Instagram. She's very beautiful. Very, very beautiful. Fumbled the bag there and then, you know, just had a great night. You know, I wasn't really chasing anything. I'm just chasing a fun time at this point.

[G]

Point I saw there was a few nights of you talking to some girls,

[D]

but dude, I fell in love probably three or four times out there.

[B]

Really?

[D]

Oh, just so cool. Their accents get you every time. Look at her face. She loved it. She loved it.

[A]

Guys.

[D]

Oh my God. I'm pretty sure that is my wife.

[A]

Honestly.

[C]

It is.

[B]

Okay, how about this? Another one.

[D]

This one's ridiculous. Haven't you ever seen something like that?

[A]

I see that all the time with you guys.

[D]

Oh, thank you, brother. Thank you.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, there's red 80. Red 80.

[D]

Don't put sunscreen on. You gotta wear sunscreen out there. I swear you're a lot closer to the sun somehow.

[F]

You said you liked going to the surf shops.

[D]

Surf shops all over the place.

[F]

Did you surf?

[D]

I surf a decent amount. I'm not that good. I fat man surf. I don't like sitting on the board. I'll just. I like calling it fat man surfing because I'll just stand there until a wave my size just comes right to me and I'll paddle in and catch a couple. I'm not that great. Yeah, don't even ask any more questions.

[F]

I've.

[B]

I've gone ocean surfing one time and I got super sunburnt and that's all I remember from it.

[D]

That's about it.

[E]

Well, Ben hates the ocean, dude.

[B]

I also hate the ocean.

[D]

Yeah, I love the ocean, but I hate s. I'm just too fat for it.

[E]

Did you see any sharks?

[D]

No. And apparently there was. Within two days up there, there was four shark attacks.

[A]

What?

[D]

South of Sydney? Yeah. Oh, so it's super dangerous up there. Like you don't want to play around with them. Thankfully, you know, we were still going in the water every day. They have shark nets around the beach that we were at, so we felt a little bit safer.

[E]

Shark nets?

[D]

Shark nets. So the sharks can't come through them.

[E]

What?

[D]

Oh, it's. No, they're pissed off up there for some reason. All these bullshits down there.

[A]

But yeah, sharks are generally mad, I think.

[D]

Yeah. But even more mad than they are in California.

[A]

Really?

[D]

It seems like. I mean, with that many shark attacks, it's pretty gnarly. We did see some dolphins and then my favorite part was seeing koalas.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Dude, you should have boxed the kangaroo.

[E]

Yeah. Why didn't you?

[D]

It wouldn't let me. The ones that we found were so nice.

[B]

Who's they?

[D]

The Australian government probably wouldn't be that happy.

[E]

Is that like they're like going back or is that their bald eagle?

[D]

I don't know. It's on a couple dollar bills though,

[E]

so I'm sure There's a kangaroo on dollar bills.

[D]

There's a kangaroo on dollar bills.

[A]

Kangaroos are pretty cool. Like, what is a kangaroo? Almost like a. A different mutation of a deer.

[D]

It's like.

[A]

It's like. It's like a. Yeah, it's just like a ear and a rabbit almost. Well, how would you.

[E]

It's a marsupial.

[A]

Well, what's that mean? Like a monkey or I guess like the head kind of looks deerish.

[D]

Yeah, they're the weirdest things.

[B]

And they got kind of deerish fur too.

[E]

A group of them is called a mob, bro.

[A]

A mob of kangaroos come and just beat you up. That would suck.

[D]

I'd be scared.

[A]

Do kangaroos ever kill anyone down in Australia?

[D]

I'm sure maybe happens every once in a while. It's probably just like a deer. I know that the bigger ones do actually get buffed and pissed off though.

[B]

Yeah, they get super buff.

[E]

It's when large males feel threatened. They have killed humans, although it is rare. In 2022, a 77 year old man was killed, but that was the first time since 1936.

[A]

Oh, wow. So never.

[B]

What was the context?

[A]

He's probably a one punch knockout. I mean we got to assume that strong.

[E]

Yeah. We got to assume the age was into scenario.

[F]

But everyone I think of in my head is just ridiculous.

[A]

It's like Kangaroo Jack, dude.

[F]

Just like attacked by a kangaroo. It's like so ridiculous to wrap your

[A]

head around, but I could see it happening to Gavin.

[D]

I would. I'd be able to run that thing. I think. I think.

[A]

Yeah, you would. Well, we know you. You got an iron chin. So they wouldn't be knocking you out because they're they. They throw punches, don't they? And like leg kicks mostly, stuff like that.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

They could stand on their back.

[E]

They do the leg kick at all. They do the leg kick.

[A]

Okay.

[G]

Oh, so congruent boxing like was a thing.

[A]

This guy, this guy comes up, mean mugging.

[E]

Yeah. They do the kick thing.

[D]

Like they stand on their tails.

[F]

It's kind of like standing on it. They're like supporting themselves.

[G]

You couldn't find like a underground kangaroo boxing ring or.

[D]

I'm sure that's a thing somewhere. I'm sure. I wish we would have.

[B]

If we go to Australia and you go back to Australia with us, would you box a Kangaroo 100.

[D]

If we can line it up, yeah. I'm boxing a kangaroo.

[F]

Bare knuckle or gloves?

[D]

Gloves, preferably headgear.

[G]

No headgear.

[D]

I could run. No headgear.

[A]

I think it might be animal abuse. I honestly think it might be animal.

[D]

That's the problem. That's the problem with it.

[A]

Like unless it. You're just mind your own business and it came out after you. I don't think you can just start boxing it. Unless we get the kangaroo and Asian and it's making a lot of money, then maybe it's justified. But sign them to like Floyd Mayweather's the money team.

[B]

Speaking of which, did you guys see that Floyd Mayweather and Mike Tyson are boxing in a exhibition.

[D]

What the hell is that about?

[A]

I'm definitely going to watch it if that happens. Yeah.

[F]

Who isn't?

[B]

That's going to be far out. I actually don't know that but I just saw it was announced the other day.

[A]

Gosh, it just seems like Floyd's still pretty damn a lot faster than Mike. Probably will be.

[E]

April 2026, just.

[A]

That's very huge difference.

[E]

Are they even training or Mike is.

[A]

Hold on. What'd you say?

[E]

It's April 2026 in like two months.

[A]

That's actually confirmed.

[E]

Two of greatest boxing's greatest fighters have tentatively agreed on an exhibition match going head to head in April 2026.

[F]

Should we go?

[A]

That'd be lit. Those matches are always fun to watch, but it seems like they're not actually fighting. Fighting as if it was a regular match when it's like those exhibitions, you

[D]

know, like we're just in it for the bag.

[A]

But of course, yeah, like they're still making it entertaining. I still enjoy it, but it doesn't seem like they're trying to knock the other guy's head off as if it was a normal fight.

[E]

It's in the Dominican Republic of the Congo.

[F]

I don't know if I really want to go. Honestly not anymore. I have nothing against that place. I know nothing about it. I just. Probably easier to watch on the tv.

[B]

Yeah, Sounds a little more fun to run like a Vegas, but.

[A]

And now we got Ben's bachelor party. My bachelor party.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

Ben asked everyone to be in his wedding this morning. In debatably, the best, sl. Worst way.

[E]

Say in the way. The only way that Ben knows how. With a prank.

[A]

It was so funny, dude. I had no idea. It was so fun. I. I thoroughly enjoyed the whole thing. It was just exciting and fun and

[B]

so basically I'm very happy to hear that you think that.

[A]

I thought it was great. It was really fun.

[B]

Because he's crying.

[E]

Cuz he's not invited.

[A]

Because I thought I just got invited.

[B]

Yeah, he just got invited.

[E]

Oh, he's. You're in.

[B]

I just didn't cut. I will admit, when I pitched this idea to my fiance, it was met with quite a bit of resistance because inevitable. It's not the traditional route of like, you know, give them a gift and ask him in a nice way. It's like the polar opposite.

[A]

You didn't want to buy me a samurai source.

[B]

It's the polar opposite. Especially after CJ just gave me the knife. Or gave all of us the knives. Right. And it would have been a little bit better. I was like, I've been pushing this back for a couple of weeks now. And I was like, oh, now I'm a real big douche. Because I went home and I told Greta. I was like, guess what? C.J. just asked us to be in the wedding. And it was super nice the way that he did it. And she was like, are you still gonna do it the way that I had told her? And I was like, I think I gotta. It's just too. It's too funny, Ben. Like once it was in my head, I couldn't. I couldn't get it out.

[A]

That was so fun. I thoroughly enjoyed it.

[B]

Good, I'm glad that you did.

[A]

Should I fill in the viewer? It might be two weeks out before this bit gets aired. But so basically Ben had it already set up where there was a box inside the shop and there's a cover over it and there's curtains around everything. And he brought us in one by one and then explained to us there's a piece of paper in this box. You need to reach in. You can't see it obviously. And find. Grab that piece of paper and it'll have your next clue as to what we're doing.

[B]

With your hands on both sides.

[A]

On both sides, it's very clear there's something alive in the box and you can't see into it. But on his side where the camera is, there's glass. So you're basically reaching in. And it is so nerve wracking. Like, seriously so nerve wracking. Because, like, I said it on camera and I don't know if it'll. It'll make the cut, but I go, usually I'm kind of involved in something like this and Ben's pitching really, really crazy ideas. Like, okay, so we're gonna have like a venomous steak in there.

[B]

And then.

[A]

And then this is when I would come in. I'd be like, I like the whole idea, but maybe we don't do the venomous snake because that might be just a little too far. But now I'm not a part of that. So I'm looking around, like, nobody to check me. There's maybe this could. This could actually have some bad consequences. So I'm reaching in this thing. There's something moving around. It was so nerve wracking. And I end up getting the paper. Mine was full of cockroaches. So the cockroaches jumping around everywhere. I thought it was a mouse. I thought there was mice in there and a snake as well. That's what it. For some reason, that's what I felt like it was. But so then he goes and he gets Ryan and then Ryan had chinchillas in there.

[E]

Very nice.

[A]

It would just swap out every time. It would swap out every time, but I didn't know what was in it until the thing would come off. So it was super fun for me. And then the third one was Mike and he had a tortoise. So it was a turtle. Very fitting. Very fitting. And then the fourth one was Justin and he had basically like fake snakes and then like these, like worms, like nightcrawlers.

[B]

And he was such a psychopath.

[A]

Yeah, he just reached in he just

[B]

put his hands in and was just feeling around and, like, shuffling them all around. I fuck is wrong with you, dude?

[A]

It's not even a hot take. You. I know what he told me after. He's like, yeah, dude, I thought it was going to be like a bowl of ketchup or something. That's why he went in. So I go, a bowl of ketchup. Everyone else was, like, expecting the worst thing, and Justin just assumed it was like a bowl of ketchup. Apparently, like something in terms of that. So that's why he went in so confident and just started.

[B]

It's because he hasn't.

[A]

He's never been. He hasn't been with so hard.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And he just doesn't know to what extent something might go down. And then Ken's was debatably the funniest. And he had pretty large rats in his. And Ken absolutely destroyed the box.

[G]

Well, I. I was just reaching out.

[A]

You were freaking out.

[E]

I hardly call it rodents.

[G]

I absolutely hate rodents.

[E]

What do you like, Ken? You hate cinnamon when it does.

[G]

Hate those chinchillas. Those would have been nice, but you

[E]

wouldn't have liked them initially.

[G]

And then they would have been like, oh, it's soft and cuddly.

[B]

No, this would have been Ken. This would have been Ken when he found out that they were chinchillas.

[F]

Oh, God.

[B]

Yeah, dude.

[A]

You were like, I was worried you're gonna hurt something. Like one of the animals, like the exotic pets guy was in the other room. I'm like, dude, it can't hurt.

[G]

I didn't want to, like, get bit or something by these little rodents running around this box. And I didn't want to, like, have one of them escape. So I was just like, okay, I gotta.

[A]

You were jumping back, and they were starting to crawl out, and we were, like, pushing them back in.

[G]

I could feel all over this thing trying to figure out where this paper is at. And I was nowhere near that paper. But.

[F]

And then.

[B]

And then Ken proceeds to pull the invite out, and it just says, like, all of them would say, like, ken, will you be my groomsmen? And then it was a photo of us for me and CJ and me and Ryan and me and Mike. Right. But for Ken's, which is insane because I had hundreds of photos of me and Ken, so many photos together. It be kind of funny if I just had a picture of Greta and Ken. Because if it's. If it's me asking Ken, he's more likely to say no. Right. But I was like, oh, if I Get Greta in the mix. Like, oh, Greta really wants you to part of the wedding to Ken. You know, he's got a soft spot for the girlfriend, so he would have been more likely to say that. So I put Greta and Ken. A picture of Greta and Ken on the invite. And Ken pulls it out and he goes. He reads it and goes, oh, thanks, Siege. Yeah, of course I will. And he looks at C.J. and C.J. is just like.

[A]

Goes blank.

[G]

Like, so context, context. Last week, CJ asked us to be groomsmen, but he initially asked me to be the flower boy. And then so I was like, okay, we're doing like a little, like one up, little video edition.

[A]

But in your samurai sword. In your samurai sword. There was a groomsman invite.

[G]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I was like, okay, now we're doing a little video side of it.

[A]

Not just the little video thing. I don't know what they were doing with the video footage, but anyways.

[B]

It was funny though, Ken. It definitely got.

[A]

I thought it was.

[B]

Got us going after that.

[A]

But to be fair, the invite did look similar to mine, so I could see how you would think that.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, I see it. But it's very confusing why Greta would have been on that. I honestly, that part makes no sense.

[G]

I didn't even look at the picture that closely.

[E]

I didn't even read it.

[A]

It's black and white. She's blonde. I mean, kind of. They do kind of look alike.

[E]

They're both girls.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. And then Gavin actually wasn't even supposed to be part of it. Like, Gav, you are an afterthought of it. Because we had this box and everyone thought it was really funny. And then we had the exotic animal guy downstairs.

[F]

Yep.

[B]

And we were like, oh, my God, shred 80s just pulling into town because he had this six foot long boa snake. And CJ, psychopath, he's playing with it. Ryan's playing with it. I'm like, the wrong with you guys. But somebody was like, we should mess with Shred80 when he gets here.

[D]

Of course. Who said that?

[E]

Somebody.

[A]

I don't know Who?

[B]

Who knows?

[E]

It could have been anyone.

[B]

It could have been anyone. And I was like, should we put the snake in there? Because this guy, the. The exotic pets guy was like, this snake will not bite. Like, it'll be fine, right?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, should we put the snake in there for shred 80? Because I thought that was too far to do to anyone else.

[D]

I was like, so let's do it. The Shreddy's too savage.

[A]

But then.

[B]

But then after I saw, like, the other guys, like, playing with it, I was like, okay, well, nothing bad's gonna happen here.

[A]

Okay. So we don't want to do it. No.

[B]

Knowing that it's not gonna, like, bite.

[D]

No, of course.

[B]

And then the guy goes, when's gonna be here? And we're like, I don't know, 2:30. And he's like, oh, I gotta. I got to leave by then. So we're like, all right, got to go back to the drawing board. Well, let's do the polar opposite then.

[A]

Of a.

[B]

Of a scary reptile or a scary

[D]

animal, which was beautiful, actually. It was good. That was clever. I'll give it to you on that one. Oh, it makes me so mad, though. I thought there was something that.

[A]

So we had teddy bears in the thing with flowers. The only thing that was bad was under the flowers there was mouse traps. But it was absolutely hilarious because Gavin's going in and there's these, like, cute teddy bears. He just slightly grazes one.

[B]

He's like, jumps back, does it one

[A]

more time, and then you kind of look through the hole and saw it was teddy bears. And then it just was over. But it would have been amazing if you would have not seen that and kept going.

[D]

Gosh, damn it, though. It actually got me pretty good. I hate mousetraps too. If there's one thing I hate on this planet, it's freaking mousetraps.

[F]

I thought it was shovels.

[D]

Oh, you.

[A]

Because Gavin didn't want to dig that three wheeler out.

[D]

Oh, boy. I oughta. I wanted to dig that three wheeler out. I just didn't know which hole it was. And then it led to frustration and then I was even more pissed.

[G]

Dude, I have to.

[D]

Oh, God. You know, I would have, but. Piss me the hell off.

[E]

You've been riding that three wheeler gap.

[D]

No, it's still here.

[A]

How could he be riding it, right?

[D]

I don't know.

[E]

I just wondered if he's been using his gift.

[D]

No, I want to. I definitely want to use it, but I think it probably belongs to stay up here and then that's kind of just my track three wheeler whenever I'm here, to be fair.

[A]

I don't know. Yeah, if you bring that to Colorado, you might.

[D]

Something might happen.

[A]

So.

[D]

I mean, yeah, either hurt myself, hurt the three wheeler.

[A]

Keep it around here.

[D]

Just leave it here where it's had the good juju. It's lived a hell of a life up here too. Like, I remember watching that video from when you guys made it and the Fact that it's mine now. The dream come true. Ben.

[E]

Ben, do you think you can go back to having a mullet for the summer and then get rid of it by the. In time for the wedding?

[A]

You should. I love ERA Ben.

[G]

Was so fun getting close to it.

[D]

I think it's long enough, I think. Wait, why are you shaking your head? Should we go get the clip?

[B]

I just think back to so many decisions I made when I had.

[A]

Yeah, a lot of bad decisions that were awesome decisions.

[E]

Yeah.

[F]

If you rip the mullet, I'll give Gavin his Honda tattoo.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, yeah, I'd rip a mullet. I need a haircut anyway.

[A]

Do you think that when you're running a mullet, it just automatically comes with bad decision making post mullet?

[B]

I think so.

[A]

Like, during that time?

[B]

Yeah, It's.

[A]

It's.

[B]

Yeah. 100 definitely adds fuel to the flame.

[D]

Oh, it's your wings, baby. It's your wings. It lets you really fly. You know about it. That's good. Yeah, there's something about them on all those Aussie dudes, too. They're running the moles. It says something. It just makes a statement. Like, I'm here and I'm, you know, I'm here to party.

[E]

Would you ever go back ev? The mullet you got was such a hack job. Like, do you think that you would ever. Do you think we could get someone who knew how to cut a mullet and then you would. You would run a mullet again?

[F]

I don't know.

[B]

I just.

[F]

I don't know. Perhaps Spenny and I are going to do like mullet guy, just really spending.

[B]

Evan can make bad decisions without having. He doesn't need a mullet to be dumb.

[E]

The mullet would give him too much power.

[A]

Ryan, Evan could say, maybe you should run a mullet. He.

[E]

Yeah, I've been wondering about that with the whole fishing video deal. You said something about my hair, dude. You were in my head. I was like. I was like, going to lead the fish house and go shave it off. I was like, what could he be saying about.

[F]

And what did I say?

[E]

You said, how's your hair looking?

[F]

That's all I said. I said to cj, how is Ryan's hair looking? That's all I said.

[E]

And then the camera turn on. You go, oh, yeah. And then burst out laughing.

[A]

Well, I showed his hair. Yeah.

[E]

When someone looks at you and bursts out laughing, it's never good.

[D]

Yeah, sometimes it is. It happens to me all the time.

[E]

But what. What got me about it is.

[B]

I.

[E]

Maybe this is gonna open a whole nother can of worms. I feel like I know most of the times or the things I get made fun of about, but that one was new. So I was like, how many other things are. Am I getting made fun of?

[F]

I'm not, like, making fun of it. It's just like, it's longer, so you actually have to, like, do something.

[E]

I know.

[F]

I feel like all you have to say is, like, nice hair, Ryan. And you're so conscious that it's like a joke, but it's not a joke.

[E]

Like, oh, okay.

[F]

But either way, yeah, just.

[A]

You do have a nice head.

[D]

He just looked at me and started laughing.

[A]

You do have a nice head of hair. There's no doubt about that.

[E]

When spending. And I go to Florida this year, when we all go to Florida and then spend easier, hopefully we're gonna get cornrows. That's why I'm growing it out.

[A]

We're gonna get cornrowed out. I thought you're gonna say like a mullet or something.

[B]

Beads.

[E]

Yeah, yeah. With beads in it and stuff like that.

[F]

Maybe I should do the dread.

[E]

Be pretty sick.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[E]

The dreadlocks.

[F]

Or.

[E]

Wait, you mean like the.

[F]

Well, no, you say cornrows.

[E]

Yeah. Or isn't that what it is?

[F]

Cornrows is, like braided tight to your skull.

[E]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Like actual.

[F]

God was like, dreadlock.

[D]

Dreadlocks are nasty, dude.

[A]

That's how much dreadlocks take time, man. You can't wash those either.

[E]

Takes dedication to the film.

[F]

You got to use dry shampoo. But you can back comb a lot. Like, I did it one time before, really? And it took two. There were two people working on it, like, and it took like five hours,

[A]

four hours to give you dreadlocks.

[F]

Yeah. They would basically look sick, like, braid it and then put a rubber band on it to hold it, and then just back combed it like, so hard. So it's just like tugging on my hair.

[B]

Back combed it.

[F]

Basically just take a comb and like, rough it up.

[A]

I thought it was just like you. It's like when you braid it and then you just let it essentially dry out or something.

[F]

I think I didn't know anything.

[B]

Like.

[F]

Yeah, yeah. And I was like, the quick process. Like, how quick can I just have dreadlocks? And then after like a day or two, I could take the rubber bands out and they just, like, stayed.

[E]

I saw this TikTok of a lady. She was at, like a hair salon. It actually looked more like a plastic surgery place. And she like, didn't take care of her hair and it was all matted and like fudgeing gross. And obviously do that. It didn't look like she took much care of herself at all. But regardless, it was her second time doing it, actually. But she went in and otherwise it would hurt because you have to like pull on it. Yeah, that's why they won't do it. Like if Daisy gets mad at the. The dog lady to shave her. Cuz it's like it's inhumane to start yanking on their hair anyway. They sedated her to do it. She went in and got sedated to get her hair cleaned up. I was like, that's pretty up. Imagine not taking care of yourself and having to be sedated to get a haircut.

[B]

I think Evan wants to do something with your hair. Ryan.

[D]

Don't start saying it. Ryan, you have beautiful hair. Don't let.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no, no. This is.

[A]

This is.

[B]

One might even call it a compliment if you. If you want to take it that way.

[A]

It's like a perfect mustache right on the top.

[B]

Like he wants to play with it.

[E]

I got the shivers and not in a good way.

[F]

I do not want to run my fingers.

[B]

That's exactly what you want to do.

[F]

I love it, but I don't know.

[B]

It's in front of you now. It's in front of you. You don't want to.

[E]

It was just on your guys a little.

[B]

Because you sure wanted to last week.

[G]

Now that you're away from your little getaway, you're. You're second guessing your thoughts.

[F]

The only person from that getaway you should be concerned about is sitting right here. Don't put this onto me.

[A]

In what way should we be concerned?

[F]

I don't think we can go down this rabbit hole.

[B]

Okay, so you don't want.

[C]

You don't want to.

[F]

I don't want to run my fingers through his hair. Do you want to run your fingers through my hair?

[A]

No.

[B]

I'm not the one saying it, though.

[F]

I never said that. You can't just say something.

[G]

Is there video proof of this? Dalton?

[C]

We were all pretty loopy at that point.

[F]

Okay, you know what? Maybe I did off the carbon monoxide.

[A]

Or you just want to run your hand through another man.

[F]

I really don't think I said it, but I also. That little van was getting weird.

[C]

He wouldn't shut up talking about it for like 15 minutes after he hung up the phone. That's all I know.

[A]

Ryan, you do have a nice head of hair. Man, don't let him get to you.

[E]

Thanks, guys. I was actually pretty nervous. I was, I, that was maybe the most rattled. I'm pretty conditioned. But I don't know, something about that did strike a wrong chord with me.

[D]

Oh, geez.

[A]

You do have a lot of options as far as like hairstyles too. You can run, I could switch it up a little. I mean, you could run this for a little bit, do your braids or whatever you guys were planning. Then you could shave the sides and do a mullet.

[D]

You with a mullet.

[A]

Would, that would be.

[F]

I think I remember how this came up now. It was because we thought we got such an early start and we're like, well, Mike is going to be late. He's got to take the ice cream out of the freezer. CJ's flicking his knife. Ryan, he's doing his hair like I think. And I think I, I. Something like that. I think that's how it.

[E]

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Babel came up and then this.

[A]

The.

[F]

The second time around was on the phone.

[E]

That is pretty funny now. That is funny. Except for we were on the ice earlier than you.

[A]

We were.

[E]

We were.

[F]

Yeah.

[G]

You're on this before you guys even got out of bed.

[F]

We were on the ice at like 7:30. How early were you guys out there?

[E]

Dude, Ken had already eaten half a box of Uncrustables by 7:30.

[F]

Did it pay off?

[A]

Yeah, it almost did. The fact that you guys spent 12 hours in the truck just to catch only what, 4 inch bigger fish than us?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Pretty wild.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

I heard something.

[A]

Something what?

[E]

I heard something. Oh, they didn't even catch the fish.

[A]

What?

[E]

The guide did.

[A]

That doesn't count. That's what I said. Well, it's a little late for that. We already did the 10 minute cold plunge. Huh?

[E]

When I figured it out was when we were getting out of the water.

[F]

I can't believe you guys didn't ask.

[B]

Yeah, you could.

[E]

I don't know. You what?

[A]

I'm sure there's words you guys didn't catch. What was your biggest fish that you two caught?

[B]

19 inches.

[A]

Wow. So we did win.

[F]

I think it was only 18.

[E]

I'm taking that trophy.

[G]

We are gonna have to run this cold plunge back.

[A]

Then I think you guys could hop in.

[E]

Oh, there wasn't no.

[B]

There was no trope.

[E]

Well, there's gonna be one.

[F]

We'll settle this with round two. We'll. We'll do it again.

[A]

We've almost figured out after all these competitions that it's not necessarily about what you win. It's about what you don't have to do.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

After, like the super bowl bet, just with watching Evan run around to the house in his little. What do you call those things? Leotards.

[F]

But just go with Borat.

[A]

Suit, suit and then the cold plunge. All that. But, yeah, I don't know. I think that's.

[F]

That wasn't that much of a punishment, though.

[A]

Yeah, it really wasn't. But it was fun. Everyone else, you know, in terms of video, it was just a great thing.

[F]

It was good.

[A]

Yeah. Some people would.

[G]

I thought I was gonna die in that cold plunge. I was shivering so hard.

[A]

Ken did. Ken was kind of losing his mind. Bro.

[F]

Created the hottest dance move I know.

[A]

I saw some kids already doing it on Tick tock. It was trending. Is they. They're like, I'm Big Kenning. And they're like, that's what they're doing. I'm big Kenning. Do the big Ken. There's already a rap song about it.

[F]

I'm just looking forward to the. To the Fortnite, like, emote or whatever it's called. Can you imagine getting snipe and then seeing the guy kenning across.

[E]

Holy.

[A]

I hope. I hope no one clips that now. It's already going to happen but me doing that Mike, he's big Kenning. Big Kenning. Yeah. Ryan, we could write. We could write a rap song to that. Whip something up so that way there's a trending song. Audio for Big Ken's dance would be

[E]

a way to maximize profits.

[A]

Probably put us on the top 100.

[G]

How do we monetize Fortnite dances? How do you.

[A]

I think they just pay you.

[E]

I'm pretty sure Fortnite's got monetization copyright that before it.

[G]

The video comes out.

[A]

I think they would just come to you and be like, hey, we want to put big Ken sitting in some cold water and having him freaking out as a Fortnite dance to get dollar

[G]

for every time it gets used then.

[B]

Can you imagine how rich Ken would be if he got that deal? He struck that deal at least a dollar. Yeah, I'd imagine. So do people still play Fortnite? Like, is Fortnite still as big as

[A]

Fortnite's popping, man, Dude, I think the south park season.

[F]

I don't know these numbers. The Simpsons season. I swear, so many people, like, my friends were like, got back into Fortnite because of the Simpsons. And then the Simpsons ended, and everyone's

[A]

like, yeah, yeah, the Simpsons season was when I started playing just because it was Simpsons. That's when I was interested. Got hooked. Don't play nearly as much anymore.

[B]

But there's seasons and it's. It's like, whatever.

[A]

And they change the map and they change characters and stuff.

[B]

Like that like what kind of characters though?

[A]

Well, I shouldn't say they change them. They add characters in. So when it was the Simpsons seasons, you could then unlock the characters. Simpsons characters. Or if you didn't want to take the time to level up, you could just buy them.

[B]

But is the does the map changes

[A]

Simpson and it's the Simpsons world. So it was like the town of Springfield where the Simpsons takes place.

[E]

This is actually pretty interesting. There's currently 1.1 million players live right now. The 24 hour peak is 1.3. But the all time peak was 15 months ago with 14.3 million players at once.

[A]

And when, what season was that?

[E]

It would have been November 20th.

[A]

I wonder if that's kind of a hard graph.

[E]

So yeah, I mean it must have been when they launched Simpson.

[F]

Could have been one of those events like the tr. They did the Travis Scott one a few years ago. And I know a lot of people do that.

[A]

They've definitely got it down. I mean, just looking back when I used to play video games a lot, it was like you release the game and that game runs for a year and then they, you know, for Call of Duty or ever, they release another one. Now it's like they're just using the same game and then just changing stuff, which is pretty smart. You know, they do it with Grand Theft Auto and all that. Like I'm just adding for it too,

[F]

because you get so used to the game, you just want like something to change it up. It's pretty like the old one or whatever.

[A]

It is really smart.

[D]

Ken, do you play video games?

[G]

You know, I haven't turned my Xbox on in a long time. I turned my Xbox on just we could play it in the fish house and it took a few hours for that thing to update so it would work.

[E]

Didn't you just buy a new Xbox?

[G]

I did. I did just buy a new one.

[B]

For what?

[G]

My new house.

[B]

But you have.

[F]

What's wrong with you can put the old Xbox in a new house?

[G]

The old one's like 4 or 5

[F]

years old now, but it's the same.

[G]

Just got a new one.

[A]

I don't know everything.

[B]

I think we're finding out why Ken's house bill is getting more expensive.

[A]

How's your house going, bro? How is your house going, bro? Because I thought you would be living in there by now and I would be living in the guest room. You know, maybe Ryan would show up and we have a tick tock house. Like what is going on? You're not even living there. I'M still living at my parents because my house is all torn apart. I'm still living in his dad's because his house is all torn apart. So you're living in this fish house. When are you gonna move in there? And when can we come in and. And form this collective, a powerhouse for Tik Tok?

[G]

So I ordered carpet for the bedrooms upstairs in probably December. And it was supposed to be, like a beigy taupe color, and it showed up straight up blue.

[A]

Oh, sounds nice.

[F]

I can't.

[G]

So they're like, okay, we got to get new carpet on order, and it's just every two weeks. Okay. It's supposed to be on this truck. It's not on that truck. It's supposed to be on the truck in two weeks, not.

[A]

So just carpet is your only hold up. Just.

[G]

Just carpet, bro.

[E]

I'll run to Menards. We'll have that stapled down by sundown.

[A]

That's true. We could go.

[G]

Yeah, but it's not the carpet I picked out, though. It's like, I want that. I want the carpet I picked out.

[E]

Give me nine beers and turn the lights off. You'll be good to go.

[F]

Yeah, I think if everyone's, you know, living all over, maybe everyone should just start living at the shop for the next couple months.

[D]

That's a fun idea. See what Evan and I do at midnight.

[E]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Well, to be fair, the girls have already seen. I. I suppose there's not much left to be seen on Evan, so left

[B]

up to the imagination there.

[A]

So that is. That is fair. But I think the shop, although we have a fantastic cleaning lady, is a little too dirty due to some of the activities that go on here. For the women to want to live here, they just would not want to.

[F]

They could clean it.

[A]

You'd be like, spilling your Cheetos as Alex is vacuuming over, like, like, she'd vacuum here. You'd go over there and, like, start eating Cheetos. Probably drop it, like, then walk on top and crunch. Gavin already exploded a bag of Cheez Its in the back of my Raptor.

[F]

If I dropped a Cheeto, I would pick it up, eat it.

[G]

I think Alex could make it 24 hours and then she would lose her mind with how much stuff just gets left everywhere.

[A]

She's a clean freak.

[B]

Remember how our old shop had carpet in the bathroom?

[G]

Oh, God, so disgusting.

[B]

That's so crazy.

[A]

Remember how the old shop, our very first shop, the upstairs was, like, really short, so you had to, like, crouch to, like, walk around. Like, I'm talking like probably what, four feet tall?

[G]

Maybe five.

[F]

Maybe five sounds perfect.

[A]

Very short, but you'd have to like crouch. And we had like all these mattresses just kind of laying around up there. And then like a couch. I had like a pull out. And like, we would all sleep up there all the time. Like, I mean, I'd live there for like a week on end at some points. It was wild. It was fun. It was a lot of fun. We could do that again, but I just don't know if that's the move. Have mattresses just laying around, just random matches. It'd be pretty. But anyways, back to the Cheez its that were exploded in my car.

[D]

I don't want to talk.

[A]

We had recently picked up another TRX for a video we have coming up.

[F]

I thought you were calling him a T. Rex.

[A]

Well, he. No, he's more of a bowl in a china shop. But we helped ourselves to the dealership snacks after purchasing the vehicle because we figured, well, we are. We deserve these. So we really took a good loot. Anyway, someone threw a bunch of them in my back of my truck. And Gavin goes to hop in. Instead of just shifting the bag of Cheez its over, he just sits down like a hydraulic press on this thing and the bag explodes. So then they crunched up. Cheetos explodes everywhere. And then he goes, oh, Ryan's driving alone.

[B]

I'll ride with him.

[A]

And then he hops out and then turns around. He just exploded that bag of Cheetos. I look back, oh, but I'm not even mad.

[D]

Sorry.

[A]

I'm not mad at all. Because, like, I don't know, I just feel like that's what comes. That's what comes with hanging out with you, Gav. And that's expected. And that's my burden to bear.

[D]

I really appreciate that. And that is just kind of being a part of my friend is.

[A]

Exactly.

[D]

Stuff is going to get broken and messed up, but we're going to have fun doing it.

[A]

But it. I love you so much that I'm going to let that happen. And I like hanging with you.

[D]

Thank you. I really appreciate.

[A]

I'm just so glad to have you back. Gab. I haven't seen you in a long time. Last time I saw you was what, December?

[D]

Vegas?

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

So way too long. I've been missing you guys. It gets lonely up in Colorado sometimes when I'm there for, you know, five days alone.

[A]

Were you getting worried that maybe we were cutting you off or something?

[D]

No, not really. I still talk to Ben Every other.

[A]

I didn't think about that.

[G]

Did you ever finish that Lego set?

[D]

Freak that Lego set. I don't even want to think about that.

[A]

Lego. What's your deal with Legos? You don't like that?

[D]

I don't have the patience for that. It's like the same thing. I don't have the patience for video games. I want to be on a three wheeler. I want to be doing some. Some, like, I'm bad dude. Like, I've come to realization that I love stuff with a throttle. Like, anything with the motor. I have a problem. I just want to go and do donuts all the time. I just want to go and rev something up. Extremely bad. Constantly. Like 24, seven almost.

[A]

That's. And, yeah, that's not a bad problem to have.

[F]

You kind of shifted the blame over. But what is your actual problem with shovels?

[D]

I don't have a problem with shovels whatsoever. I have a problem with not knowing where I'm trying to dig and what I'm digging for. Actually, I knew what I was digging for, but I didn't know where I was supposed to dig. That was only part that irked me.

[B]

We did kind of leave on bad terms there, did we?

[F]

I haven't seen you since, I guess.

[D]

Well, don't freaking a freaking. Well, let me.

[B]

Let me rephrase that. I wasn't on bad terms with you, but have you buffed things out with Dalton?

[D]

Not until he gets a punch in the face.

[A]

Come on.

[C]

Dalton's still angry.

[D]

Oh, I heard you say that in the last week's video too. When you're talking, Mike made fun of me saying Cummins or whatever, and then you go, oh, I just wanted to punch you. No, no, that was a total mic thing.

[A]

That was a total punch to the screen.

[D]

You gotta get socked in the face one day and you'll never talk again.

[A]

Wait, hang on, hang on.

[C]

I'm just confused. How come it's not fine when I do it, but it's fine when Evan does it?

[D]

Because that's Unc right there. Uncle can stay stuffed me. I mean, he's 33 now. You're 19 running around, and I'm not. Yes, you are. How old are you?

[A]

What does age have to do with anything?

[C]

And I'm not that ag.

[A]

I'm not gonna. I. I love you guys, but I'm not gonna agree.

[D]

I have that relationship. I have that big brother type relationship, okay? With Evan. That's where the. You know, the age comes in.

[A]

You don't.

[B]

You don't like it when Dalton comes in and starts disrespecting.

[D]

Thank you.

[A]

That's cuz you've maybe been here before.

[C]

Disrespecting.

[A]

Correct.

[D]

And I just don't have that relationship with him. You know, Evan has the right to pick on me and Evan.

[C]

We hang out more than him.

[D]

That's not true.

[B]

That's just true.

[D]

I put in way more shifts at the bar with Evan than you and I ever will.

[A]

Ever will. He's going to say I'm not even old enough to go future.

[F]

Did this start when he chased you down on the dirt bike?

[D]

Oh, that started a whole flight. Oh, that was a big reason. I was already nabbing at me before. But when I looked at him in the eyes and I said, you weren't

[F]

looking at his eyes?

[A]

You know what's funny?

[C]

You know what's funny is you're not the victim here, okay? So don't play the victim. You're a grown ass man. Don't play the victim.

[D]

I thought you were talking to someone else.

[A]

No, I'm talking to you. He's like, oh, he's so mean to me. He's so mean.

[D]

He's so mean.

[A]

There's no way he's talking to me right now.

[G]

Dude, who was the naked person that was chasing Gavin?

[C]

Okay, we. Me and Spenny both were. Me and Spinny were both naked.

[A]

Hold on now.

[G]

So who in that situation would you consider the victim and who would you consider the aggressor?

[C]

Honestly, in that whole scenario, no one was the victim. Because we're all having a fun time. And all of a sudden, bang, snaps, goes crazy like everyone was having a good time.

[D]

You didn't.

[C]

And then that killed the butt.

[D]

Good, I'm glad I killed the vibe.

[B]

Well, we have actually told this story on the podcast a while ago, but essentially Dalton was riding his dirt bike naked, chasing. Chasing Gavin around while Gavin was on his three wheeler, which was fun and game.

[A]

And he cornered him, which is gonna happen when you're on. He just wasn't as maneuverable.

[B]

I got caught up, cornered him, couldn't get away. And D was making them extremely uncomfortable.

[D]

Thank you.

[B]

And Gavin couldn't get away. He didn't want to ditch the three wheeler. A man never leaves his three wheeler. It's like going down with the ship.

[D]

No, you can't leave your ship right there.

[B]

And so that's what started this feud. And then a couple days later, we buried a three wheeler underneath set underneath one pile of sand. But there was seven piles of sand. We gave Gavin a shovel and we said, find the three wheeler. He said, I'll dig. I'll dig if I have to. And we said, okay, you have to. He didn't like that. And Dalton said, oh, widow pirate angry.

[A]

Cuz Gavin was wearing a pirate costume.

[C]

That's a classic.

[A]

Look at him. Look at him.

[C]

He's all red.

[D]

He just fired him back up.

[B]

And so. And that was the last time that we hung with shred aids. Sorry.

[D]

No, I think sh A is funny. No, you can call me that. You can say that.

[B]

Dalton, don't shut aids.

[D]

God, someone's got to sock you in the face one of these days.

[B]

All right, so now you're seeing. Now. That was a perfect example. That was a perfect example. Actually, that was the last time Gav was around.

[D]

Yep.

[B]

There was a little bit of turmoil between you and Dalton. Mostly because Dalton started it out with the whole riding around naked thing. And then the widow pilot angry. Really, really push you over the edge.

[D]

That made me sick. So mad I didn't want to just sock him on camera. But that's like. I've never actually punched somebody in the face. And I've never met somebody so deserving of it either. What?

[A]

What?

[B]

Why widow pirate angry?

[D]

Because I'm the furthest from a little pirate, and I was already angry, so I don't need to be called that.

[C]

You're like. I could control my emotions.

[D]

I can control my emotions. That's why your face is still looking pretty.

[A]

Dude, I will say this.

[D]

Hang on.

[A]

No, no, no, no.

[B]

Gav is one guy I would not want to unleash on me.

[C]

Like, he's a.

[B]

He's a house.

[D]

I appreciate that. And I do have enough anger in me to do some damage if I had to.

[B]

That was the first thing I asked you when we first met. I was like, how many bar fights have you been in? Just because you just. You're built like that.

[D]

Yep.

[B]

And I knew you to be a crazy redneck, which you are.

[A]

Right.

[B]

I didn't know that you had also a soft side to you. You're. You're a loving guy.

[D]

I am a loving guy. And I'm a protective guy, but. Oh, God.

[C]

So here's what I'm confused by.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

Oh, so no, I'm confused. Help me. Help me understand. Please enlighten.

[D]

So we're friends right now, even? Yeah, we are friends.

[C]

I told you my voice pisses him off.

[D]

Oh, God, you sound like a girl. Keep going.

[C]

If we did a test count, mine is way higher than yours for sure.

[D]

Oh, you want to bet?

[A]

We could actually get that set up.

[D]

Let's do that. Because I've been interested to see where my test level is.

[A]

Both those two jerk off into a little cup and then we bring it in. That'd be insane.

[C]

Why is it that I piss you off so much when we're boys off camera, but on camera, I say something and it just gets you so fired up.

[D]

Still, even off camera, you piss me off. Even like you're downstairs trying to put a freaking one of those mousetraps on my butt.

[C]

And then you threw it at my cock. You threw it at my cock after. But I didn't come at you and say, I'm gonna fucking punch your face in.

[D]

You deserve one so bad.

[A]

You.

[F]

Do you.

[D]

Somebody has never punched you in the face, and you needed it.

[C]

Someone has, actually.

[D]

Well, you need one more, maybe. Why?

[C]

Why do you insist on punching your buddy in the face?

[D]

I'd say you're my buddy, but nobody's taught you the lesson that you need to be learned.

[C]

What is the fucking lesson, Gavin?

[D]

Not to be a douche.

[C]

And how exactly am I being a true douche? Besides then poking fun at your friend a little bit? Me and Evan poke fun all the time. We don't fucking say we're gonna punch each other's face.

[B]

I think it was the whole being naked, chasing them around.

[C]

Were you jealous that I was jumping on the FMX ramp and you weren't?

[D]

That was sick. But

[B]

if the opportunity presented itself. This is the only way I know how to squash beef between friends. Would you guys box each other all day?

[D]

Any day of the year. Any day of the week.

[G]

Did you say?

[C]

Yes, I did. Any day.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[G]

All right. Cheddar's Promotions is coming out this week.

[F]

I am.

[A]

That would be insane. I. I'm ready. I. I don't even know what would happen.

[D]

I don't.

[A]

I think that it's not very athletic, and I think that Dalton's probably got longer arms than you.

[F]

Dude.

[A]

It's just.

[C]

It comes down to stamina and athleticism

[A]

and long arms is gonna.

[C]

I would say I'm in way better shape. Gavin's gonna be tired after three punches.

[B]

Let's get a measurement.

[C]

Here's the thing.

[A]

So you guys don't want to measure it with a good old fashioned sperm count?

[C]

This is not a wrestling match. It's a boxing match, Gavin. You gotta remember that.

[B]

But Gav. Gav does have an insane iron.

[A]

Yeah, man. We'll have to see. Yeah. So, Dalton, get. Get away from Quit antagonize him. So do you think there's ever a chance that you two could be friends and potentially spend more time hanging out at the bar than you and Evan have? Gavin?

[D]

No, I do. I do.

[F]

I like him.

[D]

And does he have good means? Yes, he is good. We like the same music. We both, you know, have the same beliefs, all that type of. But there's.

[C]

Oh, here's what I'm.

[D]

I don't want to go too far, because I love it. I do. I love him, but I hate him.

[G]

No, I gotta say, Dalton, you do a fantastic job of riling me up on camera. And then the camera shuts off, and you're just.

[A]

No, Ken's coming in. Exactly.

[G]

No, you do a fantastic job of that because you're just like, I am about ready to punch sometimes on camera, and the camera shuts off. He's like, oh, okay, we're normal.

[C]

That's the thing is, like, off camera, I have the ability to just shut it off and go back to normal. But you are still so fired up from on camera that you're basically closing your brain off to the opportunity of a good relationship with me. That's the issue closed off. Me and Ken, we're chilling, because off camera, he knows that I'm just a normal fucking guy. I'm a good guy. I'll help you out with anything, whenever. I'm always here for you. But you can't fucking accept that because you're like, this dude's a fucking dick. He's running me up all the time. He's calling me a douche. Like, no, dude, I'm a good guy. Off camera. On camera, I can be a little dick.

[A]

It sounds like he's, like, trying to, like, keep his girlfriend that's breaking up with him. No, I'm a good guy.

[F]

No, but I.

[B]

Just for you, Gav. You come into the boxing match on a three wheeler, correct?

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Dalton, you come in naked on a dirt bike.

[D]

Oh, losing my.

[A]

You're just pissed. So is that good, then? Like, you're riled up before the fight.

[D]

Losing my.

[G]

Oh, my God.

[D]

I don't even know what he's showing me.

[C]

No, I thought about buying this for when you came.

[D]

You should have. God, like I said, I love you, but I hate you. I do.

[A]

Well, you.

[D]

You do mean well. And you are good. I will give you that. And you are an amazing editor and filmer. I don't even want to get into this right now. You just deserve one good punch. The face. And all of our problems will be solved.

[C]

No, no. They're your problems, not mine.

[D]

They're the world's problems.

[C]

How?

[D]

Why the world having to deal with you?

[F]

No one.

[G]

All right, Cheddar's Promotions. When can we expect this event?

[B]

I mean, am I really that hard

[C]

to deal with any of you?

[B]

No, I think you're. I think you're a good guy, Dalton. I do. I like it.

[A]

You're my buddy. I love both of you guys.

[B]

Gav, I think you're a good guy, too. I love you. You are getting red right now.

[F]

You're getting.

[B]

You're getting heated.

[A]

He's just hot. He's sweating.

[D]

I always run hot.

[B]

If you guys want, you know, Cheddar Promotions, we'll. We'll put it together for you.

[A]

But I think if you want to.

[D]

I am down. I'm not gonna just say that it's gonna end in just a boxing match, because I am not losing that. So I will. I don't care.

[E]

I will.

[D]

Dude, I'll tackle him.

[A]

I'll do.

[B]

No, you can't tackle in boxing.

[D]

I'm just a bull in a child. You think I have the finesse to win a boxing match? No, but I have to finesse.

[A]

I probably wouldn't take him on in a boxing match. Then you just answered that.

[D]

I mean, no, I would still go in there. I'm just saying I'm not losing. That's the only thing.

[C]

What you just said made no sense.

[D]

I'm saying if you're punching me in the face too much, you're getting your ass tackled, and I'm gonna make sure I win.

[C]

That's not boxing. That's disqualification.

[A]

You lose, this might have to happen.

[B]

You might get disqualified.

[D]

Then that's fine.

[F]

That counts as a loss.

[D]

I'll take it as long as I don't look like a little. But you b.

[F]

If you're cheating, you do look like.

[B]

A little bit.

[F]

Whatever. You just said box.

[D]

I'm just a freaking.

[F]

Yeah, but you can't cheat to win.

[B]

So here's the thing about it, though, Gav, is you'd have to go into it knowing that you're boxing.

[D]

Correct.

[B]

Which is. Seems to be the hurdle that we're gonna deal with right now. And being okay with. If you do lose, you gotta shake hands and you squash the beef. That's. That's what squashed the beef.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Like Jake and Gavin when they got in the ring.

[D]

Correct.

[B]

It squashed the beef.

[D]

Yep.

[A]

And there's still some. 10.

[B]

There's still some tension. Right. Which I think was Maybe not clarified. Like as soon as. As soon as we walk out of this ring, as soon as that bell dings. Right. The beef is squashed. There can be no more comments.

[A]

I think sometimes with fighting, when you fight someone, it goes one of two ways. The beef is either squash and there's a mutual respect, or it only gets deeper and there's just an even bigger hatred. You know, deep down, the only way,

[C]

in my opinion, this beef gets squashed is if I lose. Like, that's the only way. Because if I win, then he's just going to hate me even more because then he's going to be pissed off that I won.

[D]

No, I'll still hate you no matter what.

[A]

Even if you beat.

[G]

If you win, you're still going to hate it.

[C]

I hope the viewer can understand that. This is like, what is going. Like this is a one sided beef. And I honestly don't think at this point I'm at fault because I've apologized for the stuff that I have done on camera, but then off camera I've been chill and now it's dragging on back to on camera again.

[A]

Gavin, have you ever heard the saying, the only person hurt in a grudge is the holder?

[D]

I have heard that.

[A]

Maybe something to think about.

[C]

Find Jesus, man.

[F]

Would you rather box Dalton or Uncle Preston?

[D]

Oh, we're gonna. We're gonna bring up all the people we got going on right now. Dude, I am. I try and keep everything so real, but there's little things that piss me off. And Uncle Preston's the man. I'm not getting into that right now. I don't want to get into any more beef. We're not talking about beef anymore. Whatever. Uncle Preston, thank you for calling me out. And sorry about the 350 extra talking, all that. Yeah, it was funny. Yeah, I'm not that big of a beef guy. I like to just keep things real. And I will, dude. I. Oh, I don't even want to get into it anymore. Yeah.

[A]

All right, next topic.

[B]

The one thing is, Gav, if you do want to have this event happen, you could call up your buddy Jake Paul and he could train you.

[A]

That's true.

[D]

You were.

[B]

Which would actually.

[D]

Which would actually be crazy, which would be amazing. I might have to make that phone call just so I can actually, you know, be a real boxer. Yeah, I mean, that's probably my only way of actually being able to, you know, fight in a fair boxing matches.

[C]

There's one thing he can't teach you in particular is what, is how to catch me Remember the last time? Remember it? Fourth of July weekend, when you peed in his boot? Because he. Because he peed my hat.

[B]

I forgot about that.

[D]

See? Little like it's funny.

[F]

That's no pause.

[C]

You peed my hat first. That's how it started.

[B]

On accident.

[A]

How do you accidentally penis.

[C]

It was a brand new Stetson. He peed in it. And then I peed his. Buddha's payback. But I put a sock in there so it wouldn't soak his whole boot up. I took the sock out. Thank you. And then he chased me around for a little bit. And his boot wasn't really that wet. And it was all resolved. But he couldn't catch me.

[A]

It was wet enough for him to put his foot back in with a sock. And then he took him off when he came back in my house. And he had one wet footprint as he was walking around my house. Which I'm assuming was your pee. Which, honestly, I. Again, I thought it was funny. But, you know, going back to my fiance, who is a clean freak. Maybe she didn't love it.

[D]

That did happen. Sorry.

[A]

He sometimes can be maybe clean. I was trying to, you know, like, if you get stung by a jellyfish, what do you. Do you have someone pee on that part. So I was trying to just justify it that way.

[C]

So, Gav, I'm ended on this. I gotta go edit. But I love you as a person and a friend. You just get too riled up.

[D]

I don't get too riled up.

[C]

I keep. Please don't interrupt any. Oh, please don't interrupt.

[D]

I keep my calm.

[F]

You're getting riled up right now,

[D]

dude. Listen, don't even get me started, because I'm so. I am the calmest and the realest guy you will meet. Go ahead.

[G]

Can you breathe? Practice breathing.

[D]

I'm able to keep it way calmer than I want to listen. Go ahead.

[C]

If this is an age thing where I'm younger than you and I pick on you and you don't like that. I get that. But, like, when we're boys off camera, and then I give a little chirp on camera, but then you hold the grudge off camera again, like it doesn't make any sense anyway.

[B]

I just.

[A]

All right.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You want to edit later?

[G]

We'll put a pin in that and move on.

[A]

Very mature of both of you.

[B]

Hi, Gab.

[D]

You're doing great, buddy. Thank you, brother. I miss you, Mike. Thank you.

[A]

Very mature of both you. Okay.

[B]

What do you guys. What'd you guys think of the hockey Game yesterday. Usa.

[A]

Amazing.

[E]

Amazing.

[A]

Out of both teams, dude. Canada. Amazing. Team usa. It was just so fun to watch. I don't watch a lot of hockey, but I woke up early and watched that game. And I mean, USA's goalie, like, he's the. He's the MVP. It was just a great game.

[B]

Well, it seems, obviously there's a lot of division in the United States of America right now, and yesterday seemed like the first moment in a long time where, like, my whole feed was full of patriots from both sides of the aisle, too. But everyone was stoked.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, like, it felt. I don't know, it felt like. Like a uniting moment.

[A]

It's Almost like the 19 states Miracle on Ice. Remember that? When they beat the Soviets.

[B]

I don't know, man. It's just something about it, too. Like, it feels good that it was Canada. It was just awesome, you know, like, it feels even better. Like, it obviously would have been sweet if they would beat anyone. Like, call it Sweden, but there's just so much talk between us and Canada.

[D]

The neighbors, well, they're the goats of hockey, too.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Well, I don't.

[A]

When it comes to hockey.

[E]

Yeah. I don't think it can be a gold medal if it doesn't go through Canada. Like, you have to beat Canada to win a gold medal.

[A]

I mean, NHL is like their NFL. Yeah.

[B]

And they have a lot better players,

[F]

too, as far as.

[A]

They have a lot of players that come. Come from Canada.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

But, like, the top NHL players.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Played for Canada.

[E]

Yeah. And I mean, it's like America's like third or fourth biggest sport, so, like.

[A]

Yeah. Great. It was so fun to watch and. Yeah, I think it was. Was. I wish it could be every year. I wish they could do that year after year just because it's fun to watch. But now we got to wait four years. You know, that's why it's so big. I know. It is cool that, like, both those teams and obviously wherever you came from, if you play in the NHL and you're one of the top players, you're probably going to get on your country's team. And obviously to be on Team Canada is going to be a lot harder than to be on Team Mexico or it'd be a lot easier. I could. South America, but, you know, like Sweden or something. Something.

[D]

Not.

[A]

Not saying they have a bad team, but there's just more superstars that come from Canada and Same for the usa. But. Yeah, I mean, just to get all those players from their NHL teams and the whole NHL. I'M pretty sure the NHL went on pause for as far as games. So they came and they practiced together for I think it was only two and a half weeks I saw. I mean it was like an All Star game and they weren't playing for any money, but they were playing hard. Gavin, are you knocking over over there now?

[D]

Everything that was my fault on that one. Sorry.

[B]

Yeah, I wasn't aware.

[E]

I thought the building was coming down.

[A]

Have a seltzer, Gav.

[F]

That's what it sounded like that one time you banged your head off the building on the rails through the whole place like that.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Shook the building.

[B]

I wasn't aware up until this Olympics that the NHL players couldn't play in it.

[G]

Well, I think it was, it was something with 2018 and 22, the NHL like made some big thing about they wouldn't put the season on pause or something for those weeks during the year for them to do that.

[A]

Well, up until.

[B]

Reason I saw was because like the NHL owners wouldn't let the players play. That's what I was seeing.

[F]

I'm confused. So right now the American team doesn't have NHL players?

[B]

No, it does this year.

[F]

Oh, this year.

[B]

This year. It was also previous years. Have you Correct.

[G]

It was also something about.

[E]

I'm working on insurance. I'm trying to figure out how to.

[G]

For them to like get that policy to cover in Italy.

[F]

So you'd have to quit your team. Join the.

[A]

No, you don't quit. You don't quit.

[F]

It's just like previously.

[A]

I'm pretty sure previously which Ryan's checking on it you. It was all amateurs.

[E]

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[E]

So there was previous absences in 2018 and 2022 due to disputes over insurance, travel cost and the break in the NHL season. The 2022 absence was caused by pandemic related scheduling issues. NHL players are back in 2026 after a 12 year ban. Everybody is allowed to play except for Russian players are banned from competing as a team due to the IOC's sanctions regarding the invasion of The Ukraine got it.

[B]

Okay, so what year, what year did they start allowing NHL players to play in the Olympics? Up until, would you say 20?

[F]

It was 18.

[E]

Yeah, it was just 18 and 2022.

[A]

So previously very recent to 18. Well, I thought it had been like 2012. I remember he was playing in that, like, what year was it that you didn't have to be an amateur to play on Team usa?

[E]

NHL players were first allowed to compete in the Winter Olympics in 1998 in Japan following a 1995 agreement between the NHL and a bunch of other things.

[A]

So prior to then, for example, the Miracle on Ice team, 1980, that's why they were all amateurs. And it was an even bigger deal than it was. But what was really cool, though is just like, you know how like the NFL sometimes does like All Star Games or like the MLB or whatever and they do like, you know that you get selected for the Pro bowl and it's kind of like that.

[B]

Yes, usually like flag football, but it's

[A]

just so lame because obviously they're not going hard because they're like, I'm not trying to tear my ACL for this. And obviously though, in the Olympics, playing for your country, that's way different than that. But it was just cool to see those guys going hard. And I mean, Jack Hughes took a freaking stick to the teeth and they showed it in slow motion. You know how hockey sticks flex when

[C]

you shoot the puck?

[A]

Like the, the stick didn't have a puck on it. It was just swung so hard in midair that it was flexed before it then snapped him in the. And like hit him in the teeth.

[E]

Jesus.

[A]

Broke his whole teeth.

[E]

Can't believe he didn't break.

[A]

And then he scores a game winning goal. He didn't even go out.

[E]

What a badass.

[A]

I mean, went to the bench for maybe a shift and then he came out. But yeah, dude, those guys are just another person. I mean, both teams were great, dude, it was awesome.

[B]

Yeah, there's gonna be a movie made about it for sure.

[A]

You think so?

[B]

I don't know. It's legendary.

[A]

You want to know something kind of crazy that actually came up? So I was scrolling through my DMs the other day and this dude reached out to me a sub and basically was asking for help because he's been put into this ridiculous situation that he didn't do anything to be in. So there's this app called Cheater Buster and apparently they're running a bunch of ads and basically they made him the face of it.

[G]

No.

[A]

And he's got a wife and kids and he's been trying to get it taken down and basically went to his local police and from the sounds of it, his. The chief of police, when he tried to like get them to help, just goes, well, you shouldn't be posting pictures online with your daughter then. Yeah, what a.

[E]

That's so dumb.

[A]

So anyways, but he's just having trouble. He's asking if I know anything we could do.

[G]

How did they get the rights to use his pictures?

[A]

Well, they don't have the rights. That's the thing. They just basically stole his picture. I mean, I can read the message off because that, that probably helped.

[B]

Essentially they found a random guy on Facebook and they were like, all right, let's make this guy like the poster of our. Of our app.

[A]

Yes, correctly. This guy is just like, what the.

[B]

Like it had nothing to do with actually being a cheat.

[A]

Yeah, I'm just gonna read the message off just because it'll make things easier for everyone. Which I scrolled back. This kid, he was at one time a kid in 2018. He had messaged me, my name is. I'm 15, I love what you guys do. So he's been a fan for a long time. Which I responded even back then. Anyways, this is what the message was. First off, if you do see this, I want you to know I'm a real person. I love your videos. I just wanted to reach out for help. This lady hiding behind multiple names online is and has been using my picture of me and my one year old daughter to promote the app Cheater Buster. Using the photo of me claiming I am her husband or I am a professor at her college and using my photo making the claims that I am cheating on my girlfriend who I have a daughter with. I really want the post taken down, but every law firm I've talked to either says they cannot help me and I've got one that said it would be $10,000 before we even got to the lawsuit portion. I talked to a local deputy and he made it seem like it's my own fault for posting a photo of me and my daughter on Facebook. I'm not sure what to do, so I just wanted to reach out to someone with more of a voice. These posts have hundreds of thousands of views and it just sucks to be portrayed as a cheater and use my daughter for advertisement. So yeah, that was the message. I. I'll look it up and just see what we can find here.

[E]

I've been, yeah, scrolling through and I guess his stuff Is all private now. So I don't really know what he looks like to see if it's him, but that is crazy.

[G]

If you're gonna do ads like that, just use chat GPT to make some fake pictures of people.

[E]

They use Luigi man Joan in one of them, or main Manguini or whatever the hell his name is. That one guy.

[A]

Bro, do you think this is even real? Do you think Cheater Buster is even a real.

[F]

Like, you think it's just a scam? Just gotta be just a scam site, right?

[B]

What does it mean, Cheater Buster? Yeah, like, what are they?

[A]

So it's an app where it's promoted by barstool, sports, Vanity Fair, Cosmopolitan.

[B]

Well, you can.

[A]

Good Morning America

[D]

guys.

[F]

Picture.

[B]

Yeah, that for fake those.

[A]

Yeah. So it looks like.

[G]

Do they actually show links with those companies?

[A]

Search their face. You can search their name and then

[F]

what do they find?

[A]

Maybe they search across, like, just like all that. Like, they just drag the Internet. Maybe they. Maybe they search your face and then in case you're a cheater using a different name. Probably Grindr as well. I'm sure there's some men that are in a relationship with a woman, and maybe they're bored, they're going the other way. I'm not seeing any pictures. I'm gonna ask them to send. I'm gonna ask.

[D]

Probably send some proof. Like, when, you know Facebook accounts that have. Are we dating the same guy? I'm sure girls can go on there. Oh, you've never heard of that?

[B]

No.

[D]

Yeah, there's a bunch of Facebook pages, like, in Colorado, like, are we dating the same guy?

[A]

Have you been on that?

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

You have?

[A]

Really? Oh, my God, Gav. How do you know?

[D]

Because one of my friends sent it to me.

[A]

So do you have the picture?

[D]

No, I got the picture right here.

[E]

Show me.

[D]

Show me.

[A]

That's actually funny.

[B]

And did somebody respond to it?

[D]

There were responses, but somebody took it down.

[A]

Yeah. So nowadays, I guess if you're a single dude dating around, you could wind up on that.

[D]

Yeah, I'm not. I can't find the screenshots of it, but somebody posted me on there at one point.

[A]

Were you proud of it?

[D]

I thought it was funny. Yeah.

[F]

Do you know who posted it?

[D]

No clue.

[F]

I didn't know. Is it like.

[D]

Well, all those pages, it was anonymous.

[B]

They clearly have never listened to the Life Wide Open Podcast, Receivers tv. We could answer that question for you real quick.

[A]

I'd imagine if they put your picture on there, people are gonna be like. Like, I know that Guy.

[D]

It was a good picture, actually. It was.

[E]

Was it?

[B]

Did you post it?

[E]

Hey, everyone underneath is like, ooh, but I want to.

[B]

Anybody dating this guy? Heard he's crazy.

[A]

Crazy in the bed.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[C]

Dude.

[B]

Heard his three wheeler collection is like insane too.

[D]

Dude.

[B]

Dude, don't even get me going on his pickup truck.

[D]

Funny, bro. Because girls have been loving the collection lately and it's. I keep getting jammed up. I got jammed up once and then I got jammed up twice because of this. Girls all have girls in there. It's all dusty. And one girl went and wrote a heart on one of my three wheelers. Another girl came in and saw it. And then of course, two days later I had, you know, this other girl. This was not two days later, but two months later, this other girl was in there riding hearts on it. Now all of them are covered, but it'll get you jammed up.

[B]

Have we kind of blown up your spot with your love life?

[D]

Oh, yeah. Oh, I don't know.

[A]

A bad way?

[D]

No, in a great way.

[E]

Oh, okay.

[A]

In a great way.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

So we've improved it.

[D]

It's been improved by a million now. It's just hard to find the right one, though. I guess now I'm in a situation where. How do I even get married?

[B]

They're like coming in droves. Like they're flooding in, but it's a flock,

[D]

you know? I don't know. It's just so hard. I do want one wife, but on. At this rate, it's impossible.

[A]

Well, you used to be Mormon, so you could do two or three or more.

[D]

I have thought about converting three double

[F]

wides on your property.

[A]

He has three different trailers with three different families. Yeah, so they don't around.

[F]

They don't have to truly coexist.

[A]

They get to live on your property, still have access to the barn with the three wheelers.

[D]

And if you could figure it out, maybe that'd be the way to go. I just don't have the energy for that. I think. Yeah, I don't put my energy into so many other things and I don't have the focus, dude.

[A]

I think it would.

[D]

I could barely text one girl back,

[F]

but Gavin, three wheels, three wives.

[D]

Don't put that in my head.

[F]

I might be making that party like the 80s. I don't know what else do I

[D]

gotta say that would be like the 80s? Who knows where my love life ends, but I don't know.

[B]

Are you getting all those three wheelers locked up into a prenup?

[D]

Oh, all day long,

[E]

iron clad But,

[F]

Gavin, it's gonna be hard because I'm willing to bet you don't have a. A title registration for, like, any of them.

[D]

No, none of them. Just one of them.

[F]

So then what? This claims they're hers, and you claim they're yours. End of the day, they all get repoed. No one gets them. The lawyer election, gone.

[D]

Yeah, I gotta figure out the numbers on that because that's what I put

[B]

my name on the title.

[C]

Give.

[B]

Give them to me.

[D]

That'd be a good idea. Just give them all the Seaboys.

[G]

So I'm gonna bend for pennies on the dollar, and then you have to buy them back for full price.

[D]

That would suck, but I would do it.

[A]

I'll reach out to our agent and see if she can do anything. I mean, she's good at getting. I mean, realistically, Ken, you could probably get this taken down. You're down off the Internet. And.

[B]

And I just wiped him off the face of the earth.

[A]

Has a Social Security number.

[F]

I've never seen someone be able to remotely Delete an EIM you no longer.

[E]

CJ's so nervous. Ken's phone is in his hand right now. He's just watching.

[A]

DJ's phone is in Ken's hand.

[E]

Yeah, sorry. Sorry. That's what I meant.

[A]

Yeah. I don't know. So anyways, pretty wild situation, but I was just curious what you guys thought about it.

[D]

That is wild.

[A]

And yeah. Yeah. I mean, Gavin, be careful. You're not a cheater. You can't be a cheater if you don't have a girlfriend.

[D]

Wouldn't you just be honest, like. Yeah, just tell your situation and say, what's up?

[A]

What do you mean by tell your situation?

[D]

I let them know that, yeah, you know, I'll go on a few dates, but I'm also still gonna go on the dance floor and have a good time and be a flirt.

[G]

You're gonna be here for one night and then you're out?

[D]

Not like that.

[B]

No.

[A]

Is that how you say it, Ken?

[G]

I mean, no, but you're gonna be

[A]

here for one night and then you're out. I want you out first thing in the morning.

[E]

She goes, we're in a fish house. I ain't living here.

[D]

No, you just got to be honest.

[E]

You should get on a show like Love island or something like that would be insane.

[D]

If I got a six pack, I think they might invite me.

[E]

But you would be good on a show like that. Like, you're literally TV's wet dream.

[A]

Honestly, I think you should stay just the same. Because they need somebody that's got some different areas.

[E]

Exactly.

[A]

They don't need a dude that's looking all pretty boy. They need a. They need a guy like you.

[D]

Rough around the edges. Yeah.

[A]

Just a, you know, a normal looking dude.

[D]

I appreciate. I'm not good looking.

[B]

No, normal.

[A]

No, you are a good looking guy, but just like a normal, you know, a people. A person for the real men to. To women. Yeah.

[E]

And yeah, they throw a couple big girls on that show because they have to be inclusive.

[G]

If Gavin went on one of those shows, they could just fire the whole production staff and then just let him run.

[E]

No, no, they're gonna need the production staff. They could fire everybody else.

[A]

So they're not making a show anymore.

[G]

Like, just. Just let the. Let the filmers run wild and then all.

[A]

Whatever their whole plan was, just. Just keep a camera on this guy 24 7.

[F]

Mix in a three wheeler every once in a while.

[C]

Oh, baby, it'll be good.

[D]

Oh, baby is right. No, hopefully if somebody has a love dating show, hit me up. I'm down for it.

[B]

Oh, we have a love dating. We've done it multiple times.

[A]

Well, I was talking to you.

[D]

Worked out for six months. It did work out for a little bit there.

[F]

You still have her three wheeler.

[D]

Did she take it? I still have it. She. I asked her if she wanted it. She let me keep it, give it to her.

[F]

That's kind of an.

[E]

She handed the ring back.

[F]

That's what I was saying.

[A]

Well, I was already talking with Gavin about maybe running speed dating back for him, getting him back in the swing of things, but maybe doing in Tokyo this time. So how do you feel about. How do you feel about maybe something

[D]

like that going international? I like it. I like it a lot. I. Maybe Australia would be an awesome choice too, but I'd be down for Tokyo.

[A]

I think they have a very traditional culture with the women, which you would like. Like. Like she would probably make food for you, clean the house.

[F]

There'd be no dust on those three wheelers.

[E]

But he doesn't like sushi.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Big, big bro.

[D]

What I don't like.

[A]

All right, well, scratch to Tokyo.

[F]

How about the language barrier?

[D]

You think you could overcome that? No, I'd probably get frustrated.

[E]

They do know Hondas, though.

[D]

They do know Hondas. They do know Hondas. They do know Honda. They make Honda. Yeah, bro.

[E]

Imagine you fall in love with the daughter of the CEO of Honda.

[D]

If she's watching right now. Good. Condi. That'd be the best thing ever. Oh, I'd run it. Just marry she's.

[A]

Marries her and then single handedly convinces Honda to start producing three wheelers again.

[F]

Has one wish on her wedding day to bring back three wheelers.

[D]

That'd be the best thing ever.

[E]

They shut down the jet factory or something, actually making money and then open up three wheelers.

[D]

You guys are fired. Even think about it. Yeah.

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

They really do make everything. And I'm sure they run forever.

[D]

Oh, dude, it's a Honda.

[F]

They use their airplane budget on three wheelers.

[D]

That's a lifelong goal of mine is bringing back a gas powered three wheeler would be amazing.

[F]

What do you got to do

[A]

making progress?

[D]

You'd have to become a politician or just become the president. Don't laugh at me.

[B]

Yeah, politician is.

[A]

I think, I think you'd still have to probably go through Congress in order

[D]

to make that happen.

[B]

Happen. What would you run on?

[D]

What do you mean?

[B]

Why should people vote for shred 80?

[D]

Why should people vote for shred 80? Because I think I'm a person that could bring everybody together. I get along with any group of people just the same as I get along with you guys. Like, I think that's my.

[F]

You don't get along with Dalton. But anyways, carry on.

[D]

You got to bring that up. No, I think that I, you know, nobody can. There's a couple people out there that can mesh with a group of people like I can, but I can literally. You give me a group of people, I'm meshing with the same people and I think I could bring everybody to have the same realization on a lot of stuff.

[A]

I think you should start small, Gab. Maybe run for mayor.

[D]

Oh, I don't think I would be a president ever.

[A]

But you gotta start small though. It's still possible. Start small, run for mayor. I have a buddy named Jake Coulter. He's running for mayor.

[D]

Okay. And kind of learn the ropes.

[G]

You know, running for mayor, it's a lot tougher than you think sometimes.

[A]

And Ken's even.

[G]

I think you met. You shook enough hands and kissed enough babies and then a dog just scoops that mayoral like win right out of you. I mean sometimes you really gotta like take those losses and then eventually you'll. You'll learn and then maybe you just send it and then resident and we'll see how far you go.

[D]

Well, it's not a bad idea.

[A]

Gavin, if you were to run your speed dating video back, is there any location in the world that you would prefer just due to the type of women that would be hanging around that area?

[D]

Oh, that's a really good question. I would have to say probably Florida or somewhere in the south somewhere. You know, Florida, Alabama.

[A]

You think Southern?

[D]

Oh, all day long.

[A]

Southern based.

[D]

Southern based off my previous Tinder research.

[B]

Really?

[D]

That's where my type of woman are. Okay, yeah.

[A]

So like Alabama, Alabama, Louisiana, Any of those places.

[D]

Even Tennessee, man.

[A]

Tennessee.

[D]

Tennessee.

[A]

I don't really like Tennessee that much.

[D]

Why?

[A]

I don't know. I just think Nashville's overrated, and that's probably going to piss a lot of people off.

[E]

But any Tennessean would say that's like saying you don't like Minneapolis, so you. You don't like Minnesota.

[A]

That's very true. I take. I redact my statement. I don't like Nashville.

[D]

I think Tennessee's sick. I mean, they have very pretty hills. Everything about it.

[A]

They do.

[D]

Yeah, very pretty. And then downtown, great weather. You can't get better. Better for a country music life.

[A]

I redact my statement on Tennessee.

[E]

But Nashville, you don't like.

[A]

Ah, I shouldn't say I don't like. I just would rather not go there.

[E]

Just so you know, Gav, all of the senior leadership of Honda China has privacy rules, apparently, for rich people. So you. You can't look up their daughters.

[D]

Oh, well, okay.

[A]

Makes sense.

[F]

That's a small bump in the road.

[D]

It's not that big of a bump.

[F]

Not really.

[E]

Maybe I can look up their wife.

[A]

I mean, and then we can make a decision. What if you did a video or something? Like Riding my three wheeler across the Great Wall of China. That's a viral ass video.

[F]

A wheelie. Is that allowed?

[D]

Is that allowed?

[A]

I have no idea. But does it matter?

[F]

Japanese jail's got to be not even that bad.

[A]

I meant, but you go there, it's probably a Dixie cup full of water for one week and that's all you're getting. Dude, I hate the black dungeon.

[E]

At least if you drop the soap, it wouldn't be so bad.

[A]

Why? What do you mean by that?

[E]

Well, compared to if you were to go to jail in Africa, per se.

[A]

What do you mean by that?

[E]

Statistics. Statistics.

[B]

That was crazier than you guys think it was.

[A]

That was

[F]

pretty good.

[D]

That was crazy.

[A]

That was funny, though. Where do you put America on that list?

[E]

Above average. But we have all walks of life. I don't know, man. I ain't going to jail. And if I do, I'm not dropping the soap. But I'm just saying, Gav, if you went and you drop everything, you're probably gonna drop the soap.

[D]

So I'll be all right.

[E]

There could be worse countries.

[A]

All the soap over, they're gonna be like, this guy. Knock everyone's towels over. Everything.

[D]

Gosh damn it. That'd be a nightmare.

[A]

Who's the new guy?

[D]

That'd be a nightmare. Hey, fellas.

[B]

He'd make friends with every gang, I think.

[F]

They don't exactly have three wheelers, but I think they have those. Three wheeled carts are pretty prevalent over there, so you could relate on that.

[D]

Like the one that I crashed.

[B]

Oh, yeah, the moped.

[D]

I missed that thing. I wish I got to ride it more than two minutes.

[F]

You should try to get on Timu or whatever. I bet they make them. You should order another one.

[D]

They don't make them on Timu, but you can, like, order them.

[G]

It's like a Tao Tao or something like that.

[D]

I love that thing. That thing was sick, dude. My neck just compressed. I saw that video the other day

[B]

when you hit the ditch.

[D]

When I hit the dish, though.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

You had a lot of good times on that day.

[E]

16 seconds of it.

[A]

Yeah. 7 seconds of seat time.

[D]

That was a funny one. And then the moped one just came up in my feed the other day, too, when you ate.

[B]

Grab the front brake.

[G]

Yeah.

[D]

Come on, Gab.

[A]

I want to hear it.

[D]

Oh.

[F]

Boom.

[D]

Just smack my.

[F]

That wasn't going. I'll admit. It was. It was me and Dalton. We. We were running that clip back. We watched it about nine times.

[D]

Did you?

[E]

You.

[F]

You bounced.

[D]

Oh, I.

[F]

About as much as you bounced on the back of the half pipe, but

[D]

you're just almost impressive, huh?

[E]

What do you think your favorite crash is?

[D]

Oh, really? Good question.

[F]

Give us top three. I'm interested.

[D]

Top three.

[E]

I'm intrigued. You got me on the edge of my seat.

[D]

Three crashes. All right, but in that top one, we're gonna probably.

[E]

No, you gotta start at three.

[D]

Oh, start at three.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

And work up to the top one.

[D]

Ooh, start at three. I mean, you want to know which. I could put this one at three is when I.

[F]

Yes, we do want to know. That's why we asked.

[D]

I know. I'm about to tell you. Probably when I smacked myself on the side of the building right here. That's number three.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

On the half pipe, it doesn't have

[E]

to be, like, the worst one. Your favorite.

[D]

Like, what do you quit?

[A]

Like your favorite video footage?

[E]

Just your favorite.

[F]

Or maybe you bounced off the ground and we're just juiced.

[D]

Oh, just juice.

[E]

What's your favorite? I'm trying to. I'm trying to Pick up number three.

[D]

We're gonna start with number three. Number three is coming out of the. Of the merch warehouse. The perfect tuck and roll. That was great execution.

[E]

That was a great one.

[D]

Textbook execution on that one. Number two, we're gonna put as the body slam. Because the body slam did feel good. That one. I did get pretty pumped up.

[A]

Which one was it?

[D]

The body moped? No, the body.

[A]

So the first body.

[C]

A body.

[F]

The first rail on the deck.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

You did bounce like a rubber ball.

[D]

The first one was gnarly, man. I was fresh off a two hour long flight, you know, and the boys were already firing. Like I roll up to every dude this day been full of stuff.

[F]

You weren't off the flight. We were at Zorbas.

[D]

What came from the flight, then straight to Zorbas and then we ended up.

[A]

That's back when you. Yeah, yep.

[D]

Back with. Yeah, if don't talk about it.

[B]

Your other girl. Yeah, that old fling.

[D]

And then number one's gonna have to be the tuck and roll at Snowden. That one was.

[A]

That's number one.

[D]

That's.

[A]

That's a good one.

[G]

I'm surprised you put that above the warehouse one.

[D]

I know, but there was just something about it, man. Nobody was expecting it. And it just happened text like. It was textbook on that one as well.

[E]

You're right.

[D]

Perfect. It got the neck down in time. And then I love. I had it, you know, locked in so much. I knew I had a twist just in case that 250 yard came on my back. Dude, my. It was unreal.

[F]

My two. The two I'm tied between is you rolling the Valkyrie trike in the pit.

[E]

That was a bad one.

[F]

And the other one is when you just blacked out and Boner aired your 250R off your trailer.

[A]

Oh, that was funny too. Yeah.

[D]

He's still holding on the thing while he's upside down.

[B]

And the way you hit. Hit the ground.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Yo, you. When you slammed on your wallet. I still think your wallet was the only thing that saved you that day.

[D]

Oh, I guarantee it was. My ID is still broken because of it.

[B]

That was crazy. I forgot about that one later.

[D]

But yeah, dude, that one was. That was an unreal one. Holy crap. The amount of crashes I've taken.

[F]

What you been anything unment.

[B]

Moped the moped. That was a good one. Moped when he hit the dip ditch. That's still my number one. When you grab too much front brake. Yeah, we. And that one was funny. Hitting the. Can I hit the Ditch.

[F]

Yeah, of course it's yours.

[B]

Piles into the culvert.

[F]

Quick shout out just to. When I sent Gavin's head off the roof in the Jeep, like, that was another one of my favorite. Favorite.

[A]

Or the slingshot.

[B]

Oh.

[C]

Oh.

[A]

Footage was insane. What about.

[B]

Oh, my God. What about when you went end over end in the Odyssey?

[D]

Yeah, the pilot.

[B]

The Honda Pilot in the Pilot.

[D]

Dude, that one was rough. We were.

[B]

That was crazy.

[D]

That was 20 minutes after the Gold Wing. We had just got done sending the Gold Wing to the moon, and the next thing you know, we're wrecking the pilot on the same job.

[F]

Sometimes I forget about that one. That's a very good one.

[A]

That's another really crazy one.

[F]

You grab the cage once again, dude.

[D]

I don't know how. I don't know how my hand hasn't been crushed. I know. That was a bad one too.

[F]

It's like you have the. You can't remember not to grab it, but you remember to move it out of the way just in time, barely.

[E]

So whatever the hell you did with the freaking Hilux, that was so stupid,

[D]

and I should not have rolled it.

[F]

I'm black note.

[D]

What the hell's.

[E]

When he hit the side of the jump.

[D]

Thought I did that on purpose. I wish I did that one on purpose. That was so stupid too.

[E]

Is the Hilux okay?

[D]

Dude, it sat upside down for three days. Motor was locked up. We let all the oil come down for about two hours. Cranked right up, ready for another road trip.

[G]

Those things are bulletproof.

[D]

They are actually freaking bulletproof. So I think we're gonna be taking it up to Robbie and he wants to help fix it up.

[F]

If he can fix that thing.

[B]

If there's anything that's broken, he can fix it.

[D]

Apparently. That's what the people are saying.

[F]

Problem is it's gonna come back too. Nice.

[D]

Yeah, that's what I'm scared of.

[F]

There's no in between with him. I'm starting to see. I see the other things he builds and I see our unicorn, and I'm like, everything's perfection.

[B]

Why don't you just maybe hold off on that until he's done with the hoonicorn?

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, don't get him distracted here.

[D]

Would you guys consider me AN off road YouTuber?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[G]

What the hell would you be?

[E]

I would consider you an all terrain youtuber.

[A]

I wouldn't call you an on road youtuber.

[D]

I got invited for the Matt's off road games, which I'm stoked about, but he goes, I'm Talking to the guy that, you know, invited me to go with him.

[F]

Like Matt from.

[D]

No, no, the guy.

[G]

The other.

[D]

I'm gonna be doing it with Fabrats. And he goes, yeah, we're an off road youtuber and we have to find somebody that's a non off road youtuber to be.

[A]

Oh, so that's where they asked you.

[F]

So I guess they're considering, like, jeeps and.

[B]

Right.

[F]

Or rock crawling.

[D]

Rock crawling, yeah. Right.

[F]

That's probably what they mean.

[A]

That's kind of funny. So you took a little bit of offense to that?

[D]

Well, I was like, oh, I wonder if I'm not off road or.

[F]

But I guess so you had to give us. You had to give us some context. I think it makes sense in their world.

[D]

Different classification.

[A]

I gotta interrupt this. I just. I hate to bring it back up, but I just got a text from Jake Sherbrooke, and he says, bro, what's going on over there? Laughing faces Shreds in town for less than two hours, and now Dalton wants to fight him. He just called me and asked for a little boxing advice. What is going on?

[D]

It's not that deep, bro.

[A]

Then he goes, I'm not gonna lie. That would be a crazy to go to watch.

[G]

Dalton is gonna go ham. If he has any chance to train, he's gonna, like, be at that punching bag for, like, hours every day.

[F]

But we've all seen Gavin take hits to the head he can get.

[A]

He's gonna need it.

[F]

And all he has to do is deliver a little power.

[A]

He's gonna eat it.

[F]

There's no doubt that Gavin has some

[A]

more power, but speed, the worst is an athlete.

[B]

It's. This is like a lose lose. Honestly, like, I guess with the whole Jake and Gavin thing, it was over love.

[F]

This might be, though. That's the thing.

[A]

I don't.

[B]

I don't really think that either of them are that much of psychos or like, beefcakes to do much damage to them. I mean, granted, Jake could obviously throw a good punch and Gavin's tough, but you are a psycho. And I mean that respectfully. I love you, but you're a psycho. You would. You would go like. You've already said it. You'll go after Dalton until he's on the ground, right? And Dalton is athletic, so I think that he'd be able to. Andy's. And he's got lengthy arms, and I think he'd be able to, like, really get some power. And I'd hate for either of you to get hurt.

[A]

Over what?

[D]

Nothing. It's so stupid. Like, it's honestly not that deep. Dude.

[F]

We'll fly Rich in.

[A]

We won't let him get loaded, get him drunk.

[F]

It was his birthday. So I give him the free pass.

[B]

Referee Rich.

[F]

Dude, I think we need to run it.

[A]

I mean, there's no doubt that it would be amazing content. But I agree. Like, I don't really want to see either of you guys fight him.

[D]

I would love to deliver one punch to his face just so he learned his lesson.

[F]

Would you? Would you?

[D]

And then I did that. How about this?

[F]

To hit you back. You each got one free one you can't hit him for and not. But would you just do it?

[A]

What if you guys do Rochambeau?

[D]

Rochambeau.

[F]

No.

[D]

I want it to be like real life, in the moment. He says something, I'm pissed off. He gets a punch to the face.

[A]

Do you even know what a Rochambeau is?

[D]

Rock, paper, scissors. No, Rochambeau.

[A]

Rochambeau is when you guys. So you just. It's determine who goes first. And you face each other, and you kick the other person in the nuts as hard as you can. And then they get to kick you in the nuts as hard as you can. First one to fall down to their knees win. Wins or loses.

[D]

Sounds so about a slap.

[F]

Kidding. Maybe we meet in the middle.

[D]

We do it.

[F]

We set up one of those little slots.

[A]

I think you're better off. I think you're better off boxing than slap boxing. Just letting someone hit you in the face seems like you're gonna get hurt more than if you're boxing. Protecting yourself.

[E]

Purple nurple off. You guys use twist each other's nipples.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah. That's kind of getting a little bit more friendly.

[A]

I think you guys would like that.

[E]

No, it would hurt. And you both just stand there twisting

[F]

whoever gets bricked up first.

[A]

And Ryan's gonna film it in depth. Challenge. You guys both have to take blue chew and then twist. Yeah, There we go.

[F]

Dalton, are you.

[E]

And look at pictures of each other.

[D]

Then look at pictures of each other.

[A]

The nipple twister. The purple nurple.

[D]

That's funny.

[C]

I'd rather box, because going up against someone that's double my weight class and almost twice my age, that would. I. I win either way.

[F]

He's like three years older than you

[E]

age.

[D]

I'm 25.

[B]

How old are you?

[A]

You're 20, bro.

[B]

He's five years older than twice my age.

[A]

He's just trying to make everyone out to be so old and you so young.

[G]

I don't know what do you? Wait.

[A]

Two.

[D]

220.

[G]

220. Get Dalton. You're 170.

[C]

170 on the dot.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Dude, I don't know. I just think way out of proportion. I think Dalton's good. He just deserves one punch to his face because nobody's actually delivered of saying that.

[C]

Give me one reason.

[D]

I've given you plenty of reasons.

[A]

Yeah, I think there's enough reasons. We're almost repeating ourselves at this point.

[B]

Yeah, I. I don't know.

[A]

I think we got to think on it.

[D]

No, it's just. No, we don't even need to do it. Just next time it comes down to it and he's trying to wrestle me, don't be upset if I punch him in the face. Like, you know, when we got. Right before reckless golf, a punch might go to his face. And that's all it's gonna be.

[F]

Maybe you should do this civilly. Like 18 holes of golf I'm losing.

[B]

I don't know. Dunn's pretty bad at golf,

[F]

especially when the camera comes out. We found that out.

[D]

You think I'm any better? You've seen my screen.

[A]

You should tell that story. That's a funny story. No. Oh, sorry. We won't tell that story.

[C]

I don't know, I just. I went on a date this past summer with a girl, and I made the mistake of inviting Evan with. Well, I didn't really invite him. He came with.

[F]

Let me tell the damn story first. Earlier in the day, you asked me if I wanted to go golfing. And then later in the day, you informed me that you're going on a date, but Spenny's coming to film you, so I'm very confused. So I go to the golf course, I'm gonna roll solo, end up running into you guys. And then you say, well, you might as well play a couple of holes with us.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

So then what happened?

[F]

The build up.

[A]

He's got the camera out and he's filming. You go.

[C]

You go off the tee box. You explain that.

[F]

Yeah, and I. I just gotta say, too, it's funny to me that Spenny's got the craziest film rig. Like, way crazier than what we film our videos with. I don't even know what the whole Hollywood. Shooting a movie, whatever it is, and

[C]

it was a brand deal is what I was doing.

[F]

And yeah, no, Dalton just tees up. He's real serious. He's trying to look good in front

[A]

of the camera and his girls there

[F]

and just fucking hosel rocket like. Like 17ft off the tee box into the rhubarb. Then he proceeds to. You were flustered. Proceeds to explain what a breakfast ball is and why that doesn't matter to his date. Yeah, his date. His date's sitting in the cart, and he first sit there and grabs another ball and explains to it, it's fine. It's the first hole. We could take a second one.

[A]

And. What are you doing?

[F]

Oh, I'm laughing. And then proceeds to do the exact same thing again.

[A]

So he duffed two of them.

[F]

Duffed two in a row.

[A]

And then what? You started laughing even harder.

[F]

I started laughing really hard. So we.

[A]

And then what?

[E]

We.

[F]

We carried through that first hole.

[A]

You just pick it up?

[F]

No. I don't know. He scraped it along. We got through the first hole, the second tee box, and literally makes the comment because, like, on the first hole, he can't use his driver, but now the second hole, he can.

[D]

Oh, you.

[F]

I just need the driver. Like, it's gonna go better. Missile straight out into the wildflowers.

[A]

It wasn't even close to the fairway. What's the girl doing?

[C]

She didn't know what was going on.

[F]

She was literally so awkward. You got me drinking beers, laughing my balls off. Spenny filming it, being freaking Spenny running around with crazy camera crop top on, just flustered as. And I feel like she was just thinking, why am I here?

[A]

Yeah, this is not the date I signed up for.

[F]

But he did make it through the second.

[A]

Filming is.

[F]

He makes it through the second hole, and I don't know, you did something stupid on the third hole, too. And we get to the end of the green on the third hole, and you're just like, yeah, you might as well just go ahead and bring spending back to the car. And, yeah, you shut the whole thing down.

[C]

And she had a great time after you left.

[A]

I remember him actually telling me that Evan was just laughing the whole time

[D]

so I could get him out of there.

[C]

That's what was throwing me off the first hole after the first ball. We all have bad first balls off the tee box sometimes, but when he's uncontrollably laughing then right next to you in your ear, it just throws the whole thing off.

[F]

But for the record, though, I absolutely never laughed or messed with your backswing or even in the. Not even for, like, within a good amount of time of you hitting. And I think that was the problem, is the silence was killing you because I can hear you too quiet.

[C]

I could hear you take that breath.

[A]

Like you're getting Ready to laugh, bro? There's nothing funnier than one of your boys who is like, actually a pretty decent golfer when he's just duffing it just time after time. It's pretty funny.

[F]

You know, Dalton really does murder the ball at times. Yeah, I know, but it can't score. But he can hit the ball.

[A]

It's the perfect time for him to be duffing is when there's a camera and a girl he brought with.

[F]

It was just such a crazy scenario. Why bring a camera on the date?

[C]

Well, because that was the only shot I had to do that. That Brando because of my first run with the. The new grips, and I did. They were white, so I didn't want to get them dirty and then have to re clean them and do it again. So I just decided I'm gonna do it that time, get it over with. I only needed three holes. I went on a second day with her, actually, and I golf phenomenally.

[A]

So you took her golfing again. That seems like. Wow. You doubled down. She was like, oh, here we go again.

[C]

I told you she enjoyed it. She enjoyed it. So I took her on another date.

[F]

All right.

[A]

I think we've been going.

[B]

Yeah, Yeah.

[D]

I.

[B]

The verdict's still out on boxing match. I don't know. We'll have to ponder it.

[A]

I don't want to see you guys get hurt.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

And I also got to take a dump. So anyways, don't forget TRX.

[G]

Double TRX. Giveaway is still live. Head to CBOTV.com for $5 gets you one entry, sir.

[A]

Thank you, Ken.

[B]

Not a lot of time, so get. Get some merch.

[A]

Yeah, hit the subscribe button. If you guys haven't already put an

[G]

exhaust on them this week.

[F]

I don't know.

[A]

I don't know. It's coming or not. We are. We are. I don't know. It's we.

[D]

We.

[A]

They might already be on, but anyways, hit the subscribe button. We post a new podcast every Tuesday. We'll see you guys next week. Thanks.

[B]

Peace.

[F]

Don't let your meatloaf.

[D]

Thanks for having me on, fellas.