Ben & Evan Were Out of Control at NASCAR

Summary

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Life Wide Open with CboysTV

Episode Title: Ben & Evan Were Out of Control at NASCAR
Date: April 30, 2024

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Overview

In this lighthearted, behind-the-scenes episode, the CboysTV crew—CJ, Ben, Ryan, Ken, Evan, and Micah—recap their wild experience at a NASCAR weekend. The conversation spans hilarious travel stories, close calls, midwestern vs. southern hospitality, interactions with celebrities and influencers, party antics at the legendary Buc-ee’s, and even a deep dive into the world of eBay sales and Craigslist missed connections. With their signature camaraderie and playful ribbing, the episode delivers a blend of outrageous tales, friendly debate, and insight into their creator lifestyle.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Driving Stories & Minnesota Nice vs. Southern Hospitality

• Dangerous Driving Close Call
  • Ben recounts a harrowing pass on the way to the podcast, noting how easy it is to get embarrassed when you’re caught being the aggressive driver.
  • Quote (01:19, Ben): “I dang near had to cut the guy off…I felt like an asshole.”
• Debate: Midwest vs. Southern Friendliness
  • The team jokingly argues that the famed "Minnesota nice" is rivaled—if not eclipsed—by the hospitality they felt in the South during their recent travels.
  • Quote (30:48, Ryan): “People say we're the nicest up in the Midwest. I'd argue that the South is nicer.”

2. Police Encounters & Undercover Fans

• Funny Cop Encounter
  • Ben shares how he ran into a young cop at his own birthday dinner—who also happened to have pulled him over previously.
  • Discussion follows about small-town law enforcement and subtle differences when you’re a recognizable face.
  • Quote (07:16, CJ): “He was like, ‘I pulled you over for no front license plate.’”
• CJ’s Fake Cop Mustache
  • Lighthearted debate ensues over their various mustaches and how it might be confusing to spot cops vs. regular guys.

3. Going Bald for YouTube Videos

• Continuity Woes
  • The crew discusses their pending plan to go bald for a video, and the absurdity this causes for continuity as they're mid-production on various projects.
  • Quote (11:09, Ken): “It'll be us talking to the camera like this...and then next shot is, like, both of us looking like Dr. Phil.”

4. Meeting Influencers & Luxury NASCAR Experience

• VIP NASCAR Access
  • The Cboys savor the “rock star” treatment: chauffeured around, rubbing elbows with NFL players (e.g., Alvin Kamara), Barstool influencers (Brianna Chickenfry, Grace), and celebrities.
  • Reflections on influencer culture—especially the relentless TikTok posting by Barstool personalities.
  • Quote (18:28, Ken): “We just would be in the background…I'm in the background of a TikTok that’s going up right that moment.”
• Jeff the Hype Man
  • Their irrepressibly positive friend Jeff steals the show at VIP parties—so much so, people assume he's famous.
  • Quote (22:33, Ben): “Who is he?...He just danced...She’s like, is he famous?...He sure looks like it.”

5. NASCAR Culture: Crossroads of America

• Blending of Wealth & Redneck Cultures
  • The boys express awe at the diversity at NASCAR: million-dollar RVs parked next to Craigslist beaters, everyone united by fun and racing passion.
  • Quote (25:43, Ryan): “You’ve got dudes sitting there in very expensive RVs…right next to them you have some dudes that bought a Winnebago for $1,000...and they're right next to each other, sharing beers.”

6. Unforgettable Party at Buc-ee’s

• Buc-ee’s as Cultural Phenomenon (31:14–38:13)
  • After a day at the races (and copious drinking), their 2 a.m. stop at the legendary Buc-ee’s leads to wrestling in the aisles, awe over the scale of the store, and profound appreciation for friendly southern staff.
  • Quote (31:14, Ryan): “Hey, honey, how you doing tonight? And, like, they’re chipper. You walk into a Holiday around here and the guy looks like he might stab you.”
  • Quote (38:01, Ben): “You pull up, and the thing is 40,000 square feet. It was the craziest experience.”

7. Ben’s $6 eBay Fiasco

• Selling Gone Wrong
  • Ben attempts to sell a dirt bike exhaust on eBay, offering free shipping—only for a buyer in Puerto Rico to snag it, leaving Ben paying $6 out-of-pocket after fees and shipping.
  • Quote (40:30, Ben): “So I sold it for $125. eBay takes like $25…It was $106 to ship.”
  • Laughter ensues debating if keeping his seller rating was worth the hassle.

8. Craigslist Missed Connections & Internet Oddities

• Reading & Reacting to Hilarious Missed Connections (47:18–53:29)
  • The crew reads unforgettable entries from Craigslist’s “Missed Connections” section, marveling at the randomness, desperation, and sometimes accidental hilarity.
  • Quote (53:06, Ben, reading): “You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night…Even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up sometime.”
• Personal Stories & Reflection
  • The group jokes about their own (lack of) experiences with such postings, and how internet culture has evolved.

9. Cartoon & Movie Ideas

• Kids Show Brainstorming
  • Ryan pitches a children’s cartoon idea about a bug trapped in a car on a road trip—a riff on “Toy Story” that spirals into jokes about making a CboysTV cartoon.
  • Quote (55:21, CJ): “That’s actually pretty good, Ryan. Yeah, I could see that.”
  • They riff on adult humor in children’s cartoons, referencing secret jokes in "SpongeBob" and "Rugrats."

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On NASCAR’s Appeal:
  “It’s one of those things you have to experience in person…when they come by, it’s like nothing you’ve ever heard before and then you feel it in your chest.”
  — CJ, (26:39)

• On Influencer Events:
  “They just never stopped TikTok.”
  — Ken, (18:23)

• On Southern Hospitality:
  “Them people were sweeter than an Alabama sweet tea.”
  — Ben, (30:56)

• On Trying to Stay Sober:
  “I just couldn’t help myself, so I got back on the liquor at NASCAR...Was it a good time? It was more fun than I remember.”
  — CJ, (33:17)

• On Partying at Buc-ee’s:
  “I didn't want to, like, get arrested at BUC EE's, so I just played dead.”
  — Ben, (38:50)

• On Craigslist Oddities:
  “As the stink grew, you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving two loaves of bread.”
  — Ben (as Craigslist poster), (53:06)

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Important Segment Timestamps

• 00:00–05:50: Driving close calls, Midwest vs. South debate
• 06:04–08:15: Police encounters, undercover fans
• 10:27–12:18: Going bald on YouTube, video continuity
• 16:00–26:50: NASCAR VIP experience, meeting celebrities, crossover culture
• 31:14–38:13: Buc-ee’s adventure, party antics, wrestling at the gas station
• 39:13–46:30: eBay shipping fail—Ben’s lost dollars
• 47:18–53:29: CraigsList missed connections, reading and reactions
• 54:44–58:36: Movie/cartoon ideas, adult humor in kids’ shows

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Tone & Atmosphere

The episode is relaxed, irreverent, and filled with good-natured teasing. The CboysTV crew’s friendly banter makes every minor mishap or social interaction a source of collective amusement. There’s plenty of genuine appreciation for the unique American experience of NASCAR and southern culture, and for their own offbeat adventures.

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For New Listeners

Even without prior knowledge of CboysTV, this episode delivers a vivid slice of Midwestern creator life—complete with road trip blunders, YouTube stunts, influencer parties, and earnest debates over eBay, TikTok, and adult cartoon humor. If you tune in, be ready for laughs, self-deprecating stories, and the feeling of hanging out with longtime friends after a wildly memorable weekend.

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Transcript

[Ryan]

People say we're the nicest up in the Midwest. I'd argue that the south is nicer.

[Ben]

I didn't want to, like, get arrested at BUC EE's, so I just played Dead Attack.

[CJ]

I just couldn't help myself. So I got back on. On the liquor. I'm not sure if you meant that as a compliment. I know CJ Wouldn't need it as a compliment.

[Ben]

Thanks for reaching out. And he said, calm down. Thank you very much. I miss Sean Kingston.

[CJ]

Yeah, you guys really hit it off when we met.

[Ken]

You guys didn't stay more in touch.

[CJ]

What's up?

[Ben]

What's up, Kingston?

[CJ]

Hey, these are the Seaboys. Cool. What's up?

[Ryan]

What's up was probably the most awkward interaction we've ever had. Maybe not ever with person.

[CJ]

Definitely up.

[Ken]

He definitely didn't care to meet us.

[Ryan]

In the locker room of the civic center, of all places. Yeah. Yeah.

[Ben]

Welcome back to another Ripper episode of Lifewide Open Podcast. Good to be here, boys. How it is.

[Ryan]

Great to be here.

[Ken]

Happy Saturday. Feeling good.

[CJ]

Feeling good.

[Ken]

You talk about Micah, how he almost.

[Ben]

Killed us on the way here. I just went for, like, a classic, you know, pass. And I. My eyes were deceiving me. So I thought the car that was on the oncoming lane was in the right hand lane, like, because it had red headlights. It's happened before. I don't know. Well, no headlights at all, but. Oh, I suppose she's just like, ah.

[Ryan]

And I'm like.

[Ben]

I mean, to the point where I dang near had to cut the guy off. That I was. No, I felt like an asshole.

[Ken]

You had the Bronco floored.

[CJ]

Floored.

[Ryan]

And it got that wapta.

[Ben]

Yeah. But it still was, like, bogging.

[CJ]

Almost.

[Ben]

Like, you know how they have the electronic. It's not like a cable anymore. Yeah. I was sketch. I get all hot.

[Ken]

Really?

[CJ]

Yeah. And then you're. And then you're embarrassed, too, because now you're in front of this guy and you're like, oh, I feel like I gotta go fast.

[Ken]

Did you just speed? Get out of there.

[Ben]

Who the hell is Steve? Steve.

[CJ]

Where's Steve Wood?

[Ken]

Driving like an asshole. He goes.

[Ryan]

He lost his first leg driving like that, dude.

[Ben]

I just felt bad. Yeah, I was dumb.

[Ryan]

Well, it's funny because a launder will do that while we're driving. Sometimes it's because of a threat that is within three quarters of a mile away. And sometimes it's like she'll just remember something. She'll go, and I'll, like, be driving, you know, You Kind of get in like a zone, right? You just like, you're just driving. Whatever. She'll go. And then you go. You like it scares you. Joel, what was happening? You like, you put yourself on high alert. I feel like it's a. It's a female.

[Ken]

Yeah, they all do that.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Just treated standard procedure.

[CJ]

Closes her eyes and goes. Whenever I'm passing somebody and I'm like, you relax.

[Ryan]

Really?

[CJ]

You're stressing me out right now. And I'm just passing.

[Ryan]

And you're a pretty slow driver too. Like, I wouldn't say you're too aggressive.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Thank you. I'm not sure if you meant that as a compliment. I know CJ Wouldn't need it as a compliment.

[Ryan]

It depends on the scenario. Are we trying to get home from the airport after a long day? You're a slow driver and it's annoying.

[Ken]

55 and a 60.

[CJ]

You guys might be very appreciative of my slow driving when I have to take over the entire insurance policy for the company.

[Ryan]

Exactly. It is a positive there. And I. I always trust you. You'll get us there safe. Someone's got to drive safe around here.

[Ken]

Somebody's got to drive.

[Ben]

I was just thinking about that on my way here. Like stuck behind some dude pulling a fish house and then a couple people behind him. So fish house stuck. Yeah, stuck driving 55 in the 55. And I thought very deeply about how I'm not an angry person. I'm a very happy, happy, optimistic person. Had if for some reason they like put a regulation on our cars or we had to drive a speed limit, I would not be as nice of a person.

[Ryan]

It would stress you out.

[Ben]

Yes. It just drives me nuts. Driving 55. Feels like you're driving a golf cart. Might as well be.

[Evan]

I pull out of the shop the other day and our local state trooper whipped up right behind me. Oh, and I. I had to set the Cruise control at 55 and I felt like I was just crawling.

[Ben]

Like, you're not moving.

[Ken]

He whipped out behind you or.

[Evan]

Yeah, he just whipped out right behind me.

[Ken]

He was waiting or what?

[CJ]

I don't know.

[Evan]

I think like a mile away and just accelerated. What were you driving on my bumper? I was on my Bronco.

[Ken]

So he was just.

[Evan]

I couldn't see his car out of the back of my car cuz he was that close to my bumper.

[Ryan]

Well, you probably were out causing a ruckus.

[Ken]

Damn. Maybe he was thinking you were driving too slow. Well, I think that a lot speed though.

[CJ]

When I was coming home Last night, I was. I was doing, like, six over. There was somebody just, like, riding me. And Greta's like, how fast are you going? And I was like, I don't know, like, six over. I was like, I don't think it's a cop, but if it is a cop, I think they want me to go faster.

[Ben]

Because they're riding you. Yeah.

[Ken]

So I, I.

[CJ]

Is that a good excuse? Like, if you get pulled over and they go, why were you going so fast? And be like, well, you were on my bumper. I figured you. I thought you were drafting off of me.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Ben]

I think you could get away with that and then say like, I didn't know you were a cop. Like, I just saw the headlights.

[Ryan]

It.

[CJ]

That is scary.

[Ken]

That is annoying, though. Like, when you got someone right behind you and they're driving too close, but they won't pass. And you kind of almost inherently.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Try to speed up. The next thing you know, you're speeding. You're kind of like, frick, is there any cops?

[CJ]

Yeah, they're riding.

[Ken]

You can pass me so I can go back. Yeah.

[CJ]

But then you do get past, and you're like, God damn, dude, I'm getting.

[Ken]

Passed by a minivan right now.

[Ryan]

I thought about it the other day when I was driving, and there was a copy going down the interstate, and it was from, like, out of town, out of state. It wasn't doing anything. He was driving somewhere, right? And everybody, like, traffic is just, like, bottled up around him. And he was doing, like, 65 in a. In a 60. Like, he's going fast, and I mean, he's just. He's just driving as a normal dude, just in a cop car. And I go, I wonder if they get annoyed that everybody around you, like, tenses up and just forgets how to drive and, like, slows down.

[Ken]

I know. I'm sure everywhere they go, everyone just stomping on their brakes, checking you, like, sitting at a stop sign for one minute.

[Ryan]

Ye. If you're like, like, no, no, you go first.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[CJ]

It's just like.

[Ryan]

And you're like, dude, I'm a detective. Like, I'm solving murders today. I don't give a. About your.

[Ken]

I was wondering if, like, police officers, like, in their world, obviously they don't drive around their car all the time, but, like, to them, they're like, yeah, everyone's really good drivers because everyone around them is.

[Ryan]

I would love to have a police officer on this podcast, just chat with things. Things like that.

[Ben]

Last night, one's out there at Ben's birthday dinner. There's a fellow wearing the same hat as me.

[CJ]

See?

[Ben]

Boys hat, but try to win the truck. Respectable. He looked very young, like 22 or something. And he's like, oh, yeah, I pulled Ben over the other day.

[Ryan]

Oh, it was him.

[Ben]

Whoa. Yeah.

[CJ]

And I knew it. Yeah, I knew it.

[Ben]

But he was wearing, like, a sweet windbreaker in the sea. Boys hat.

[Ken]

So he's a cop.

[CJ]

I couldn't figure out why he looks so familiar.

[Ben]

Like, you don't look like a cop at all. Like, does he know he's.

[CJ]

Yes, he has a mustache.

[Ken]

So does he.

[Ben]

CJ's not a cop.

[CJ]

Oh, well, he's got a mustache. Makes so much sense, that guy. Okay, yeah, carry on.

[Ben]

I just was like, all right, well, your secret's safe with me, bro. And he's like, well, I mean, he's.

[Ken]

I didn't care.

[Ben]

He's also like, I. I didn't.

[Ryan]

Secret's not safe. All right, wait, so said right here.

[CJ]

Yeah, I told you guys about this.

[Ken]

Yeah, I didn't hear about it.

[CJ]

I said, I got pulled over on my way here. I was. I was. I think I was coming here. I can't remember what I was doing. My raptor. I pass him, whips around, pulls me over. And I was like, I wasn't speeding. I wasn't, like, doing anything. He, like, comes up.

[Ken]

I was like, hey, it's crime to have red wheels.

[CJ]

He was like, I pulled you over for no front license plate.

[Ben]

Oh.

[CJ]

And I've never been stopped for that with my truck. And I was like, oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, it makes sense. He was like, oh, didn't you used to have, like, a license plate, like, in your windshield?

[Ben]

Which I did.

[CJ]

Yeah, a while ago.

[Ben]

You did.

[CJ]

I was like, yeah, I did. But it got, like, annoying. So I took it out because it would, like, like, rattle. And I was like, how did he know that?

[Ryan]

Or maybe he'd seen to you around town, maybe.

[CJ]

And then he. And then he came up and then he, like, said something, but he, like, kind of smirked last night, almost, like, holding back, like, a smile, like he, like, knew me. And then he, like, he was.

[Ben]

Yeah, he's waiting. Just, like, walked away.

[CJ]

No, not last night. When he was, like, giving me a ticket. And I was like, that was. It was a little different of an encounter that I've had getting pulled over. I was like, I wonder if that guy was, like, a fan. I was like, there's no way. And then I just kind of went on. And then I saw him last night. Why does that guy look so familiar. Also, what's up with his mustache? I looked over at CJ and then I got nervous working with him. He's undercover. C.J. goes undercover.

[Ken]

I'm trying to get you more speeding tickets, Ben. You can't hold mine over me.

[Ryan]

No, CJ's trying to get out of tickets, dude. They'll pull him over and they'll go, oh, oh, brother. A fellow brother.

[Ken]

Oh, yeah, Undercover. You're good to go.

[Ryan]

You're like Paul Walker, dude, in Fast and Furious.

[CJ]

Yeah. He walks up and CJ's, like, combing his.

[Ken]

I need to get some.

[CJ]

Hello, officer. I didn't see you there.

[Ken]

I need to get something just for men and, like, diet so it's more noticeable. Dude, yesterday we were so blonde. You were sitting over there, right? I don't even know if these guys can see it.

[CJ]

Yeah, you gotta catch it with.

[Ben]

It is tough to see.

[CJ]

Definitely.

[Ben]

It's there.

[CJ]

Light. I'm not sure if they can even.

[Ryan]

See it when you were sitting over there, dude. Like, there was stuff in the way, and I was like, what? What's on that guy's face? Realize I was a little caterpillar coming in.

[CJ]

Hell is going on with that guy.

[Ryan]

I like it, though. What. What caused you to be like, I'm going, mustache.

[Ken]

I just didn't shave for, like a week. And then I was shaving, and my mustache was, like, the last thing I was going to shave. And I was like, eh, I'm just going to leave it.

[CJ]

I love that feeling. Risque.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I've done it a couple times where I've left it. And then I just go, no. Sometimes I'll even walk over and show laundry.

[CJ]

I'll go look.

[Ryan]

And she'll go, oh, wow, looks good.

[CJ]

Really?

[Ryan]

She'll give me, like, a nice compliment. She won't be mean, but I can kind of tell deep down, she's probably like, you should get rid of that.

[CJ]

Really?

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

She did ask me the other day. She goes, I wonder what you look like with just a mustache.

[Ken]

Maybe like a Hulk Hogan type of like. Oh, yeah, you could do that.

[CJ]

I was hoping that, like, I was gonna get, like, a late in life GROSSBERT 1 and then a late in life. Like, my facial hair was gonna start coming in.

[Ben]

Yeah, well.

[Ken]

Well, Ben, you did just turn 25 yesterday, so, I mean, I'd imagine puberty should be right around the corner.

[CJ]

So I shouldn't give up?

[Ken]

No.

[Ben]

I don't know.

[Ken]

That's what it's going to happen. They say 26 is when it happens.

[Ben]

I couldn't do this. I couldn't do this until I was, like, 25. So, like, the fact that I. I'd say, yes, give up now. I had hope.

[Evan]

It starts, like, migrating from your head down to your face. So the great. Like, the hair follicles, they migrate down from your head to your face the older you get.

[Ben]

Really?

[Ken]

Yeah, they migrated like birds. They go south.

[CJ]

Yeah, they go south. Like, weather pattern. Yeah.

[Ben]

They. They don't go back.

[CJ]

Me and C.J. going bald.

[Ken]

We are. I'm probably going to shave my mustache before this, though.

[Ryan]

I just feel like I can't be.

[Ken]

Bald and have a mustache.

[Ben]

Oh, I think. Hey, I think you guys need to give a little context here. I don't know when you said.

[CJ]

I think we'll just explain in the video.

[Ben]

No, that's fine. But you said we're going bald. Most people are going to take that as a.

[CJ]

Well, yeah.

[Ben]

No, I know.

[CJ]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Ben]

No, cj, it's news to me that Ben is true.

[CJ]

It'll make more sense in a video.

[Ken]

I'm wondering, though, like, so we're gonna go bald here, right? And we're, like, halfway through filming some of these videos because it takes so long to film these videos. People don't seem to understand, but, you know, things are getting built, and we're in this process. It's just gonna go from, like, we're not gonna have this segment in between these other segments. So, like, it'll be us talking to the camera like this, that.

[CJ]

Whatever.

[Ken]

And then next. Next shot is, like, both of us looking like Dr. Phil.

[CJ]

Well, it's going to be me, you, and Gavin, so.

[Ken]

No, they're going to mistake us three.

[Ryan]

Right.

[Evan]

You wear hats enough where I think nobody's really going to notice.

[Ken]

I think you'll be able to tell, though, with the side and, like, the front. But who knows?

[Evan]

Ben's definitely going to be the most noticeable look. Like chopping that mullet off.

[Ryan]

Yeah. You went from mullet to ball, dude. That doesn't happen very often.

[Ken]

Worried about is how long it's going to take to grow back, you know? Like, I think it's going to be quite the journey just in, to get back to a normal hairstyle. It's just gonna.

[CJ]

You're gonna be a warrior brother.

[Ben]

It's gonna be fun. It's fun to see, but I do. I love that you brought that point up. Like, whenever we are filming a video over time and, you know, just anything could happen, like, halfway through, like, a build. You could have, like, a Broken arm. Yeah, something, you know, that happens on.

[Ryan]

Your knee or something like that.

[Ben]

You know, like someone's all bandage up or something. Or halfway through the video, Ken only has one eye.

[Ken]

It's gonna be like jumping, you know, from us bald to, like, now we got hair. And then it's, like, going back. We'. It's like, God damn, these guys grow their hair.

[Ryan]

But we should go get wigs for you guys. Oh, you guys should, like, try out a new hairstyle.

[Ken]

I'd go red. Sexy reds wig. That looked unbelievable.

[Ben]

That's gonna weave. That's a wig, dude.

[Ken]

Yeah, she's got, like, a number two haircut.

[Ryan]

Look it up.

[Ken]

No, I'm not kidding you. It looked like it was coming out of her scalp and everything. It looked, like, unbelievable how much it looked real.

[CJ]

1. One time we were at this concert, we actually opened up the. The podcast, talking about when we met Sean Kingston. It was the same night that we met Sean Kingston.

[Ken]

It's not real.

[CJ]

Oh, that's crazy.

[Ken]

And it even looks like they have the hair sprout. There it is.

[Ryan]

Oh, you're the one where she's taking it off. Where she's.

[Ken]

She just had it on our story the other day, like, putting it on and then off, and it was crazy.

[CJ]

CJ's dream girl right there.

[Ryan]

Sorry, Alex, I do want to say that siege you. You a lot of times will be ahead of curve, ahead of the curve on a trend. And I think. I think you really led the charge into sexy red. Being like, everybody loves sexy Red now, and I think you were slightly ahead of the curve on that.

[Ken]

You know, I appreciate those kind words, Ryan, but I. I don't think I like, I think she's just been crushing it. She was destined for stardom 100%.

[Ryan]

But I think you recognized that a little bit earlier than everybody else. I don't think you led the charge over.

[CJ]

I don't think he was necessarily, necessarily like, this woman is, you know, gonna be like, something special. He was just like, this is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.

[Ken]

I'd say I was both.

[CJ]

But she was special, too, right?

[Ken]

But, yeah, and she makes good music. So, I mean, what's not to love?

[Ryan]

I mean, even walking around nascar, dude, people out there are listening to Sexy Red.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Oh, yeah.

[Ken]

I mean, she's just possibly the biggest artist right now.

[Ryan]

She's trans fucking forming uniting cultures.

[CJ]

Yeah. There's some people in this room that still don't get it.

[Evan]

You're looking at me or Mike?

[CJ]

Both of you.

[Evan]

I I get it.

[Ben]

I don't get it. What?

[CJ]

Don't. What's not it?

[Ben]

Just the amount of height, that's all. That's. I should say.

[CJ]

You can't tell me that you don't put on Get It Sexy. And you.

[Ryan]

You don't just immediately start something.

[Ben]

I've never fed a Sexy Red through my phone. A Sexy Red song.

[Ryan]

Maybe that's why you haven't experienced it yet.

[Evan]

I am not quite to the level that CJ is, but. But I. I get sexy.

[Ryan]

Is you put it on in the Tesla when you're driving home sometimes?

[Evan]

No, I usually do podcasts, but he.

[CJ]

Does Ben Shapiro podcast. Is there any way to pull up how many times CJ's play get it Sexy?

[Ken]

Let's just, you know, assume thousands. Yeah, I'd say in thousands for that one song. Get It Sexy.

[Ryan]

Just this year.

[Ken]

A banger.

[Ryan]

Dude, it is a banger.

[Ken]

I mean, the woman's rap scene, I wasn't too keen to it at first, but it is getting better and better. Like, they are evolving. And if you go to, like, rap caviar, like, half of them are women's rappers now, which in theory, there really was never a lot of them up until this time.

[Ryan]

Remember how much Ken used to hate Bad Baby?

[Evan]

I still don't like Bad Baby.

[CJ]

Really?

[Ryan]

When we play Gucci football, I always thought that turned this off.

[Ken]

I always thought that Jake Sherbrooke and Bad Baby would have been a good combo back when he, like, was going by banging, Banging and Bad Baby. Like, that's a. That's a couple.

[Ryan]

What's your beef with Bad Baby?

[Evan]

I just don't think your music's good. I think it's trash.

[Ken]

I don't know if she really had that good of music.

[Ben]

Gucci flip flops was a banger. And we know bangers.

[Ryan]

Yeah, And I know bangers.

[Ken]

It's tough because, like, nowadays, I don't even think your lyrics matter that much. It's more so just the beat being good and then the way that you, like, melody your voice to it and, like, how it sounds to it. Not even necessarily what you're saying. Yeah.

[Ryan]

If you really listen to lyrics.

[Ben]

I was like, Sexy Red to a tee.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ken]

I mean, it just sounds good. Yeah, I mean, I'll agree. It's just different time for music.

[CJ]

It's evolving time. Power to the women. We went to NASCAR last weekend. We talked about in the last podcast we were fired up for nascar. Evan wasn't super lit. Probably top five coolest things that we've gotten to do since, like, starting sea boys.

[Ryan]

Yeah. 100.

[CJ]

Such a good time.

[Ryan]

And I love to see that Evan came around to it, too, at the end.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Even he was always such a.

[Ken]

You know. What would be the word? Hater. I don't want to say hater, but he's like. He's hard to, like, get him to go on to a. A trend or a train or whatever. But he did come around to it. On the last day, he was like, all right, this is pretty sick.

[Evan]

He'll warm up to things.

[Ben]

But I've just been so enjoying lately, like, all the experiences that he's gotten to undergo, and he just, like. He just doesn't know, like, I don't know who that. We're all, like, tripping, like, whoa. Did you see?

[Ken]

We.

[Ben]

We just got to rub elbows with so and so.

[Ryan]

Alvin Camara, the running back. Yeah. For the Saints. He's like, who?

[CJ]

What's that?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

I didn't know who that was either.

[Ken]

So I was.

[Ben]

I kind of felt how he felt. But, like, we're meeting all kinds of people all over the country, and he's just like, you guys got any tease?

[CJ]

I like that about him. He's like, so.

[Ken]

He's chilling. You don't even know who they are, and he doesn't even care, which is cool. I would say it was, like, one of the coolest. Like, luxury in treatment, like, special treatments. Sometimes when you are in, like, this position. That's what I would say it was like. It was definitely like. Because we normally don't get to, like, experience or where they're. Hey, like, we're gonna have this peep. This person's picking you guys up. They're driving you here, and then they're gonna take you in the golf cart, and you get to go and meet behind the lines and. And meet the drivers and. And then we got these RVs set up, and you're, like, in this, like, hangout area with a bunch of other. I don't know what you want to call them. Celebrities.

[CJ]

Group of groups.

[Ken]

It was a very, you know, Creator. Yeah.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ken]

So we, like, get. We're at this. This spot, and we got Elvin Camara, who's, like, the running back for the Saints, hanging there. Then you got the barstool crowd. So you had Brianna Chicken fry, and then her. Her friend Grace and. And, you know, like, some other barstool people there. It's not necessarily, like, our. Like, I don't necessarily watch them, but the whole time they're just, like, tick Tocking. They were tick tock. I swear, every time. God, these, these guys are just tick tocking. The whole time I go, that was maybe statement I've ever heard you say. They just never stopped Tik Tok.

[CJ]

They didn't the whole time.

[Ken]

And like, we just would be in the background. We aren't tick nonchalantly. Like, I'd be chilling. Next thing I know, I'm in the background of a tick tock that's going up and it goes, it goes up right that moment. You know, it's just that style of making content, but it's like throw it up and you run and it. If it's good, it's good. If it's bad, it's bad. Either way, it's getting posted and pretty, Pretty scary.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Ken]

And yeah, so that was interesting to like see and be a part of. But it was funny because now, like, for instance, I've been in. I was in the background of a couple of them and like all these girls that I haven't talked to since high school, you know, I was friends with them, whatever, but they're like sending it, like, do you see her in the background? It's like, apparently this girl goes a long ways with the woman community. Because then like, like, I know, like your girlfriend was like pumped that we were there, like, with them. Yeah, these girls got some serious weight, dude. Like, weight. And you know, it's not really.

[Ryan]

We.

[Ken]

We didn't know, but very influential.

[CJ]

No, it is always cool to see.

[Ken]

Like, so it was cool.

[CJ]

Different people that we, we get to meet. And then like, we have something.

[Ken]

Not our crowd at all.

[CJ]

Biggest fans of them. And they're like, what were they like, what? Like, what did you talk to them? Like, Greta. I texted Greta and was like, hey, Brianna, Chicken fry is here. And she was like, oh, my God, oh my God, please send me a picture with her. And I was like, oh, God, I really don't want to ask her for a photo. And Greta was like, just get a. Get a picture with her. And she was in there. And our friend Jeff, who we brought with, was like kind of like fanboying. And we were like, yo, you gotta just. Yeah, chill out, Jeff. And then he was like, it, I'm gonna do it. Yo, can I get a picture? And I was like, God, yo, can I get a picture too? My girlfriend's a huge fan, dude.

[Ryan]

You know what you hit her with? I was thinking about this when you, when you said that people will walk up to us and they'll go, hey, man, my Little brother's a big fan, and it's always the same thing.

[CJ]

I go, yeah, but it'd be like. It'd be like a girl coming up to us, hey, my boyfriend's a huge fan.

[Ryan]

That's true.

[CJ]

I looked at it more like that.

[Ken]

It's a little better, though, when you're in, like, that Vi sounds so corny to say, but when you're, like, the VIP section, like, the whole point of, like, secluding off those people is that way they're not getting bombarded by fans and pictures. Yeah. And then when you're, like, supposed to be in the same category, and you're just like, hey, could I get a in your fanboy? And that's. That's probably why you didn't want to do that.

[Ben]

Exactly.

[Ken]

And kind of why we were like. We were telling Jiff. We're like, you gotta give it a little bit of time. Let it.

[CJ]

Let it.

[Ken]

Let everyone settle in here, you know?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ken]

But it was so fun having Jeff with. Which you guys will see in the video. He's just one of our friends. He's never really been in YouTube videos with us, but he is the most outgoing, positive, electric, lovable person I know. He is so lovable, and he is the life of the party. Like, I've never met a single person that doesn't like him, and he makes friends like that Instantly. Instantly.

[CJ]

That's amazing.

[Ken]

And he's just genuine. Whatever. So, of course, by the end of. Of that, he was, like, the superstar in the VIP area and dancing on.

[Ryan]

The table every day.

[Ken]

Everybody was like, where's Jeff?

[CJ]

Look for a table.

[Ken]

Look.

[CJ]

Dancing on.

[Ken]

Look. And it was so much more fun having him there with us because his excitement rubbed off more. I was excited, but his excitement rubbed off more on me and made me really excited about it, like, even more excited. And, like, just, like.

[Ben]

I don't know.

[Ken]

It just made it more fun, you.

[Ryan]

Know, because he's like, the sunshine dude. You feel it radiate on you. Makes you excited.

[Ken]

You guys are gonna love the video. I don't know when that will come out, because we literally have so many segments film. But, like, you're gonna love it.

[Ben]

Living like a rock star. When he's a lot of elevated surfaces.

[Ryan]

He'S dancing, and he'd find him if there wasn't many.

[Ben]

And, like, anyone who, I guess dances like that knows how much energy it takes. And he was just gone and going.

[CJ]

He never ran out.

[Ken]

He's got. He's like the freaking Energizer Bunny.

[CJ]

Dude. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Impressive.

[Ben]

And we're all like, cheering him on. Like, it was pretty electric. And this gal comes up and goes, who is he? And I'm like, what?

[Ryan]

And as Mike's filming them, you know.

[Ben]

To the big camera, I'm like, my buddy. My buddy Jeff. And she's like, yeah, but like, who is he? And then I'm like, like, he's famous. Well, I didn't know what she was getting at. I'm just like, I don't know, dude. He's just crazy. He just danced. And then she's just like, like, is he famous? And then I was like, oh, no, he's not famous. And then she's like, he sure looks like it. And I'm like, you know, he really does.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Ken]

It was funny though, because the NASCAR workers and, like, marketing team that would be like kind of taking us around. I think it was on the last day, one of the girls, like, asked something about Jeff and I was like, oh, no. Like, he's not. He's not like in the videos or any. He's just our friend. Like, we just hang out all the time. Oh, wait, so he's not like famous or anything? And I was like, no, no, no, he's just.

[CJ]

Just a good guy.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ken]

And she was just like, like, wow. And like, I'm not kidding you. I think the bar stool workers were like, they were taking videos. I think they were like sending them back. Like, we need to hire this guy. They hire people like that and like, you know, make little shows out of them. Like side, side things. Like just like Brian Chicken Fry, for instance.

[Ryan]

You think you could do a roofing? A con, bro, he could construction bar stool.

[Ken]

Yeah, dude, I think he could take.

[Ben]

Over the construction side.

[Ken]

They were just like, you guys should hire him. I was like, yeah, honestly, we should.

[CJ]

Well, Jeff would just be like, he could even be like a behind the scenes hype man.

[Ken]

Just take him with us everywhere.

[CJ]

You just come, just hang out, just.

[Ken]

Bump up the energy, let him do the talking.

[CJ]

Yeah, no, he would just like fire us up.

[Ken]

Like he's screaming character. He'd end up just being the main character. And then we'd have to change the channel to Jeff. Jeff. That'd be the name.

[CJ]

Jeff.

[Ken]

Jeff. Just be Jeff.

[CJ]

Jeff. TV.

[Ben]

Getting a kick out of the, you know, this party scene afterwards. Like the. The Kyle Busch guy, the really big fat guy. And dude, people were just like, just on some different energy. And like some guy comes up to me with a microphone. He's like, how you doing? Or how you doing. And then he like puts it to me. I'm like, good, how you doing? And he's like, I'm doing pretty good. Back to me. I'm like, what? Why you got a microphone? And I'm like, that's not even connected. He's just like, one up, brother. And then walks away and interviews someone else. That's kind of fun.

[Ken]

It was fun. It was like a different, a different type of party scene. It was interesting because it was like wild. But then there's like a family with like two young kids there and they're like riding their trike. And then you got like.

[Ryan]

You also have middle aged women drinking, riding large trikes.

[CJ]

I laugh so hard. I posted that on my story. And somebody just responds. These middle aged women doing anything they can to not lift a weight like that, that's their form of working out.

[Ken]

Those are some badass trikes. I don't like LEDs.

[Ben]

And those are probably harder to ride than walking, to be hon honest.

[Ken]

Because getting him started, sure, you gotta get that momentum.

[Ryan]

No, what I liked about NASCAR is it's, it's this like crossover between two cultures. You've got dudes that are sitting there in like very expensive RVs. Like a million dollars in, in an RV. They got a trailer, they got their frickin F450 platinums pulling it.

[CJ]

Yep.

[Ryan]

And then right next to them you have some dudes that bought a Winnebago for $1,000 off of Craigslist or maybe just had it in their back 40 and just aired up the tires and put some seafoam in the gas tank and drove it there. And they're right next to each other sharing beers, having fun. Like it's, it's such a good crossover of culture. Like everybody's just there to have fun.

[Ken]

There really was the extreme of both ends of everything. Like you had, yeah, you had like, you know, a standard redneck and you had like a wealthy businessman.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ken]

And everyone was having a blast though. Everyone was just getting down, having fun. And I would like to make that a tradition. Even if, like NASCAR doesn't give us the special treatment again, I, I don't even care. I would, I would go just to even sit in the general admission. It was so fun.

[Ryan]

So fun.

[Ken]

And it's like, you know, it's so easy to downplay it. Like, oh, all they're doing is just going in a big circle, turning like. It is not. Dude, it is just, I don't know, it's just amazing.

[CJ]

Great. It's one of Those. It's one of those things that you have to experience in person to like feel it. Because it's like, it sounds insane when they come by. It's like nothing you've ever heard before. And then you feel it like in chest.

[Ken]

It gave me like this weird energy. Like when they would rip by in their pack, there was like this energy that would like come off into you. And like every single time it was weird. Like it gave me like a tingling sensation inside my body.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

By far my favorite part.

[Ken]

Yes. You got that too.

[Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[Ken]

It was like I couldn't figure it out though.

[CJ]

I was.

[Ken]

It was when we were super close.

[CJ]

I mean, they're coming by at 200 miles miles per hour.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Like 190.

[Ken]

Something about them all being together so close. And I don't know, it was very. It was just like you could hop.

[Ryan]

Theoretically, if it was legal, you could hop in your car and floor it and drive home.

[Ken]

GTR.

[Ryan]

That's what I mean.

[Ken]

It goes 200 mile an hour.

[Ryan]

It does. But like you could drive really aggressively, go faster than a normal person may ever in their entire life. And you'd be like, nice. And you could sit down on the couch, watch TV and fall asleep. Like, we're pretty. Yeah, we're a little like callous to adrenaline and stuff like that. You could take the shift to car. I'll do a bunch of burnouts. But that type of energy was just different.

[Ken]

Yeah. No, I just think that cars were like. There was something about them all being together. There was just like literally like an energy coming off of like the pack when you were that close. And I. I could not figure out what it was. Like. It was interesting. Like every single time I was. It was just.

[Ryan]

You know what it was America.

[Ken]

Yeah. It was sick.

[Ben]

Like they were saying how every track's different, every, you know, vibe is different. But that's what brings people back, dude. That feeling of all the cars.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ken]

You know what also was a night. A nice little cherry on top for me was when my guy won me 700 bucks. So we did bet everyone. Everyone took a person. Everyone took a person and I won 700 bucks. So not only did I get to go there for free and have a blast, but I walked out $700 in my pocket.

[CJ]

Yeah. Must have been nice.

[Ryan]

Did I pay you for that? I think I gave you cash.

[Ken]

I don't know. I think I was pretty tuned.

[Ryan]

I don't remember.

[Ken]

You know, I just collected a few hundred bucks from everyone, got some venmos and I was just. I packed up and was just happy. As happy as a clam.

[CJ]

Dude. It was just like such a classic NASCAR experience too. Of like, you know.

[Ken]

You know.

[CJ]

And then crash at the very end.

[Ryan]

Dude.

[Ken]

Yeah, I know.

[CJ]

It's such a gnarly pile up where like a guy went across the finish line on his driver side door.

[Ryan]

He was riding the wall at 100 miles an hour.

[CJ]

We're just watching it like, oh my God, this is insane. Michael Jordan's team won. We saw Michael Jordan.

[Ken]

We always.

[CJ]

Think, yeah, that was so sick.

[Ben]

So I think a lot of the. I just saw the. The finish of the last NASCAR race, the most previous one. One that just happened. The. It was a three way finish. Like neck and neck, like all within like a tenth of a second. And I think that does come down to the fact that they made all the motors the same.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

And stuff.

[Ken]

So like they have to be.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ken]

People.

[Ben]

It is kind of lame, but in general, like the finishes should be a lot better because it's all built off of.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Drafting and whatnot.

[CJ]

So. Yeah.

[Ben]

The finishes of that was crazy.

[Ken]

It basically boils down to strategy. I mean, we talked with the crew, like all the drivers are relatively the same skill. And they said that there was an exceptional top tier. Maybe like four or five that are like just. Actually just naturally better for whatever. But. But ultimately it boils down to strategy and just luck and. And how the car performs that day. And you know. Yeah, it's a game plan.

[Ben]

We got to meet Noah Grogson. He got. He got third, which.

[Ken]

Yeah, dude, that was electric. We were hanging before and he was chilling, just chilling. And then he goes out there and he was at the top three and I was chilling. This is so sick.

[Ryan]

I was more stressed out before Cletus's race. He's sitting there in his trailer talking with us. Jabroni.

[Ben]

I was more popping Zen for him.

[Ryan]

Yeah, exactly. Me too. And he like raced in like two hours.

[Ken]

I know.

[Evan]

Chilling.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ken]

I was like, do they gotta like get in the zone? Asking the guy who was kind of like, should we get out of here? It was cool though, because I think he. He knew who we were.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Like he had seen the videos and a sword and.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ken]

And then we signed a sword or just collectively. Seaboys TV signed the samurai sword he had in there.

[CJ]

And it was so sick. Also so fired up.

[Ryan]

I think, you know, Minnesota nice is a thing. Right. People say we're the nicest up in the Midwest. I'd argue that the south is nicer.

[Ben]

I think them people were sweeter than an Alabama sweet tea.

[Ryan]

Exactly.

[Ben]

I really did.

[Ryan]

I really enjoyed people in the buckies. It's freaking 2:00am yeah, man.

[CJ]

And that was amazing.

[Ryan]

We're causing a ruckus in this BUC EE's, which is the size of a freaking Walmart, dude.

[CJ]

Can we talk about that? Yes.

[Ryan]

We have to.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Hey, honey, how you doing tonight? And like, they're chipper. You walk into a holiday around here and the guy looks like he might stab you.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

You know, like, they're just. They're.

[Ken]

They were. They were like a serious. Like, they took a lot of pride in there. That. That place is like a mall. It was like a mall of the gas stations. Like, they had. You could buy. I swear, you could probably buy new. New furniture for your living room in there.

[Ryan]

100.

[Ken]

Like, they had everything.

[CJ]

How many gas pumps do you think they had?

[Ken]

600.

[Evan]

To be at least 100.

[CJ]

So we're pretty larried up and we're on our way home.

[Ryan]

It had been a long day.

[CJ]

We pull into this gas station thinking that it's just a normal gas station. Look out the window and there's like, gas pumps for his. Far as you can see, Both directions.

[Ryan]

Like 120.

[CJ]

120 gas pumps.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Ben]

The way our jaws were on the.

[CJ]

Floor, it was amazing. I was walking around just like. Did you guys go in the bathroom?

[Evan]

No.

[CJ]

Okay. I. I took a video of the bathroom. Let me just show you guys this.

[Ryan]

Whoa, look at this.

[Ken]

This huge.

[CJ]

Oh, damn those.

[Ken]

It's a truck stop, but it's like.

[CJ]

It's like this on both sides.

[Ken]

Whoa. Wow.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ken]

I mean, I'm not surprised. The place was huge. Should I show? And then.

[CJ]

And then me and Evan were wrestling. And the. And the woman.

[Ken]

Well, I was gonna just show. I'm sure Evan wouldn't mind, but he was having a really good time by the time we got to Bucky's.

[Ryan]

And.

[CJ]

Yeah, someone over served him.

[Ken]

He should. Yeah, I think he overserved himself.

[CJ]

Let me. Let me preface this. So I've been sober for the last four months. I haven't drank since. Since December 31st. And at NASCAR.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Obviously it's gonna get peer pressure. Very, very difficult. Very difficult. And I, like, went into the weekend like, I'm just not gonna drink because I feel so bad after it. And I just couldn't help myself. So I. I got back on. On the liquor at nascar and. Holy crap. Was it a good time. Definitely felt like the next couple days even more hungover Than normal, but didn't regret a second of it. It was like one of those things. I wondered if I went sober for that long, like, the next time that I drank, I'd be like, oh, I don't know. It's just, like. It wasn't as fun as I remember it to be, bro.

[Ken]

It was way more fun.

[CJ]

It was more fun than I remember.

[Ryan]

It would have been nice to just be like, oh, yeah, it wasn't that good. I'm good for a while now, but okay.

[Ken]

So I don't. I don't know. We might have to shift. Shuffle through some of this just because haven't watched it back, and it might be. Someone Just might be. Flat out nonsense. God, I hope this is funny.

[Ryan]

At least the end of it will.

[Ken]

Be if we watch nothing worse than. Than just showing someone a video you think is gonna be funny, and then it's not funny.

[Evan]

It was extremely funny in the moment.

[Ken]

Yeah, it was funny.

[CJ]

I took a video of us celebrating at the very end of the race, like, on my phone, unable to connect. I thought I got the crash in there. I thought I got everyone celebrating. And I turned to Matilda. I go, I just recorded the best video I've ever taken in my life. I watch it back with her, and we both are just silent after she goes, yep, that sucked, because it was so bad.

[Ben]

The good news was I was filming on the Vlog camera, and I literally didn't get to see the crash with my real eyes because I was getting.

[CJ]

Shot on you guys, let's go.

[Ben]

And I was like. It was such a. Just like a moment because I was like, dang, that was the most insane finish ever. And I didn't see it, but I did get a video of my best friends cheering their asses off.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

If it makes you feel any better, I don't think I saw the crash with my eyes either.

[Ben]

It just.

[Ryan]

Everybody was screaming, and, like, it kind of. I could see some smoke down there. And then I just started screaming, too.

[Ken]

It happened so fast. It was like I was trying to watch and I couldn't and.

[CJ]

Oh, my.

[Ryan]

Oh, my goodness. I can already tell this is going to be rough.

[Ken]

Okay, so Ben was, like, roughing up Evan here. What?

[CJ]

Where's Justin?

[Ken]

Justin. So for reference here, Evan thought that Justin was HR.

[CJ]

Oh, Justin.

[Ken]

Justin's not gonna help you here, Evan.

[CJ]

I think he's on my side.

[Ken]

So Evan was so larried up that he thought that we actually had HR Here at Seaboys tv. Well, and Justin was in charge of it, but he's He's. He's the merchandise manager. He is not hr, but he would be a good HR guy, probably. So we get in this. This.

[CJ]

Look at it.

[Ryan]

Look how big it is.

[Ken]

Gas station in the world.

[CJ]

Unbelievable.

[Ben]

Everyone who.

[Ken]

Dude, we gotta go back.

[Ryan]

And they actually make BUC EE's bigger than this.

[Ken]

Already finding himself around. What do you got there, Ken? Fresh food.

[Ryan]

Fresh food, too.

[Ben]

All at one. It was like one in the morning.

[CJ]

Almost.

[Ben]

Actually, almost two.

[Ken]

I gotta find Evan here.

[Ryan]

There was furniture. Why, golly.

[CJ]

Yep.

[Ken]

They're selling furniture. Here comes Ben and Evan. Jeff. I'm like, oh, better get over here. You guys found your way here too. I didn't realize Chase and Haley were gonna be here. Ed, how you doing?

[CJ]

Look at this guy.

[Ken]

He was a shell of a human being. Oh, my good.

[Ryan]

Oh, my goodness.

[Ken]

Ben starts choking him again. Beating him up.

[Ben]

Did you?

[Ken]

If I fought back, I'd get fired.

[Ryan]

We went wide angle here.

[Ken]

I. I thought maybe video this might go in the.

[Ryan]

She's smiling.

[CJ]

It definitely should attack. I never tap out.

[Ken]

This dude over here didn't know what to think.

[Ryan]

He's like, are we cool? And he's like, I think we're cool.

[CJ]

What's wrong with you? That was so inappropriate.

[Ken]

Goes back to pan. Then you're chasing them around out here.

[Ryan]

Dude, Ben noggin did almost get bonked on this pole.

[Ken]

Evan couldn't believe how much it costed. It cost.

[CJ]

Sorry.

[Ben]

If his head would have got bonked, I mean, he was smacking that $13 sandwich out of Evan's hands.

[Evan]

Dropped about half that sandwich on the ground.

[Ben]

It was a sad sight.

[CJ]

Dude, I don't know what got it. Actually, I do know what got into me about 14 high noons.

[Ryan]

I just can't explain how you. You go from standing in a field all day, you haven't seen, like, a real bathroom, and then you just think you're stopping at a gas station. You pull up, and the thing is 40, 000 square feet. It was the craziest experience.

[Ben]

Anyone who has been to a Buc EE's listening to this is like, yeah, yeah, obviously. But anyone who hasn't been to a bucky's listening to this should just try experience.

[Ken]

It's an experience for sure. Shout out.

[Ryan]

Sponsor us.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Yeah, dude.

[Ben]

Evan was pretty torn up when we got back to the hotel room about the whole wrestling incident. He's like, dude, Ben doesn't understand that this is. This applies for most people. But he's like, where I come from, when you want to wrestle if you put me in a headlock, that means we fight until someone taps out.

[CJ]

Well, that was a very. It was a very light headlock. It was more of just like a bear crawl onto him, right?

[Ben]

One of them of the five that were put down on him. But he's like, dude, I so badly wanted to, you know, put him in his place, but I didn't want to, like, get arrested at BUC EE's, so.

[CJ]

I just played dead. That's what he's doing.

[Ken]

Gets arrested. Evan fights back, takes Ben down. Once Ben calls the cops. I'm calling the cops.

[Ryan]

Cops were in the parking lot.

[Ken]

Is taken away. After. After seven takedowns on, it's like, hey, so mad. All right, what else? What else we got? So we're not talking.

[Ben]

So have you guys ever sold anything on ebay?

[CJ]

Okay.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Ben]

It's kind of funny. You have?

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Ben]

That's cool. I've never sold anything on ebay. Ebay's been around forever. So I'm like, well, I'm gonna sell some exhaust that I have from one of the dirt bikes. Brand new. Throw it up on there. Don't want to haggle around. Don't want it to sit up there forever. So I look at everything. Everyone else is selling it for around 200 bucks. I'm gonna sell it for 125, shipping included. Gone, put it up, and then it sells, like, right away. I'm like, okay, maybe it went too low on the price. Maybe didn't need to include shipping. Homie from Puerto Rico buys it.

[CJ]

No.

[Ben]

And I'm like, why did I do free shipping?

[Ryan]

Why?

[Ben]

No, I go to the UPS store.

[Ryan]

To ship it, and the UPS store, we got Ken back here.

[Ben]

Well, I know I was tough because a couple days had gone by, and I'm like, well, I gotta get all shit on. You can't just ship it out when you want. Like, you know when it says five to seven days, you should honor that. So I go to the UPS store, and they're like, oh, yeah, Puerto Rico. Dang. Yeah, it's pretty heavy item. $247. So I didn't do that. But then I went to the USPS store. So I sold it for 125. Ebay takes like 25 bucks of that, of course. And then it was 106 to ship.

[CJ]

You know what?

[Ben]

And I mostly just went. Went through with it.

[Ken]

Paid money.

[CJ]

Paid money for a nice Puerto Rican man. So, yeah, I thought two things.

[Ben]

I'm like, one, I, I.

[Ken]

Why don't you just Cancel it.

[CJ]

You can cancel it.

[Ryan]

I know he didn't want to ruin accelerating.

[Ken]

You can make a new account.

[Ben]

I also knew that too.

[Evan]

I was.

[Ben]

Was like, I. I know I'm one sale, and I could just make a new account. But instead I was like, you know, I'll pay six bucks to. To keep my cell rating up.

[Ryan]

Keep this account, go to Puerto Rico and figure out all that time you.

[Ken]

Took, too, for the one thing you're.

[Evan]

Probably gonna sell on ebay in the next 10 years.

[Ben]

But, I mean, not. Not true. It was a bad experience. But, like, I definitely want to do more of it. But also because it was actually really easy.

[CJ]

This is why Mike doesn't sell things. Things.

[Ben]

But, yeah, this is why you're a hoarder.

[Ken]

The honest haze to sell them. So he loses the item and he pays them to take it.

[Ben]

Does ebay take, like, less of a fee when you, like, start to sell more stuff?

[Ken]

No, I remember that. I was very disappointed. I sold some wakeboarding.

[Ben]

I know, but you. You were never, like, a. Selling thousands of item sellers.

[Ken]

I think I sold a few things, though.

[CJ]

Steve Hamilton, our friend Steve, he owns custom offsets. He started his business selling wheels and tires on ebay. That's the only place that he sold for, like, a while. But they.

[Ben]

Yeah, I just.

[Ken]

I just.

[Ryan]

They.

[Ben]

They do take a lot. I just wonder if you're getting to the point where you're selling, like, let's say, hundreds of items every month. Is there. Do they. Can they work through a little less of a percentage? Because that means if you're selling, you know, something for $1250, it will take 250 of those dollars.

[Ryan]

That's crazy. There's no way. If the percentage is the same, I guess. Yeah.

[Ben]

$125. They took 25.

[Ryan]

Wow.

[Ben]

So I was just like, dang, that's steep. You know, I mean, maybe I will just stick to Facebook Marketplace. Even though it was much easier than selling something on Facebook.

[Ryan]

You gotta text that Puerto Rican guy, be like, listen, man, I. I paid $6 to give you this.

[Ben]

I know.

[Ryan]

Just at least send me a video of it on your phone.

[Ken]

Just the fact you drove all the way to UPS, then he drove to USPS. He dealt with those guys when they're 13.

[Evan]

If you get over 7, 500 in sales, then it drops down.

[Ryan]

Okay, 15 of books and magazines. That' does it.

[Ben]

What does it drop down to after?

[Ryan]

We should start an ebay. Screw all the other things we're doing.

[Ben]

I just got to hit 7,500 bucks.

[Ryan]

Per item, dude, that's what the seller.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Like, was he cool to deal with?

[Ben]

Oh, yeah. No, he was.

[CJ]

He was.

[Ben]

I mean, he didn't say much, but I do want to know if, like. Okay, so if he just got the thing down to Puerto Rico because he knew he was getting a good deal on it and then he was just going to flip it to someone else, then that's just bummer. But if it is on his bike.

[Ken]

Then that's Isn't just a stock exhaust. Yeah. What the.

[CJ]

Mike, you are such an interesting.

[Ken]

From the.

[CJ]

The bike that I sold last weekend, where the guy wanted the exhaust.

[Ben]

Oh, yeah. That was the other funny thing. So, like, yeah, I don't get rid of much. We don't really get rid of much. And then I just. Just. I'm like, yep, I'm just gonna sell this stock exhaust.

[CJ]

Just.

[Ben]

I just don't.

[CJ]

I just don't get why you would do that. Because it was like. It was like. It was a company exhaust. Yeah. You were gonna make the company.

[Ryan]

We paid $6 to ship the exhaust.

[Ben]

No, no, no, I didn't. I didn't put that on the company card. No, it was a company exhaust. But here's what happens with all of our shit. Nothing. Garbage.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Give away. So I'm like, I'm gonna make some.

[CJ]

Money because it's efficient. Throwing things away, seems like.

[Evan]

How much time did you spend creating the listing?

[Ben]

I would say, going to go shipping, 10 minutes.

[Evan]

And then how much time did you waste going to go ship it, talking with this guy.

[Ben]

Wasted probably 15 minutes going to UPS and then succeeded probably another 15 to 20 minutes at USPS.

[Evan]

Almost an hour into your time to lose.

[Ben]

Yeah, I didn't know I was going to lose $6. You act like I planned for that.

[CJ]

I guess.

[Ken]

Even if it would have made, like.

[CJ]

500, Micah's like, damn, it's a pretty good deal.

[Ben]

No, no, I'm not that stupid.

[Ryan]

So was the guy, like, cool at least? Like, was he excited about the stock exhaust? What do you need it for?

[CJ]

No, he needed three days before.

[Ben]

No, when they. When they, like, buy. When you buy something on, you don't, like, say what you need it for?

[Ryan]

So I didn't know if he was like, hey, man, I need this exhaust for my bike.

[Ken]

His pickup.

[Ben]

He said, when will they send my item? And I'm like, hey, I apologize. First sale on ebay, but shipping it out tomorrow. I said, exhaust? Yeah. Just basically explained it then. I'll send you the track tracking number. They said, thanks for reaching Out. And he said calm down. Thank you very much. What did he say? Calm down. And that's the only thing he ever said. I sent him down.

[Ken]

It's a great experience.

[Ben]

I thought it was so funny.

[Ryan]

Yeah, you gotta message him now and go. Can I at least get a 5 star seller rating, please?

[Ken]

I should imagine he gives you one star.

[Ben]

That would.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Then I'll just delete my account. Never sell anything on ebay again.

[Ken]

Seller was slow and late.

[Ryan]

It is true.

[CJ]

I do love that you do things like that though. Mike. Gives us a great. Gives us a great podcast conversation. That's for sure.

[Ben]

That's what makes you. You. It's funny that I still do want to do it more though.

[Ken]

I mean ebay's been around for so long and honestly they have. They have done a good job of evolving and like they. They are slightly irrelevant, but they are evolving with the times and like sticking around, you know, like they make a.

[Ryan]

Hell of a YouTube episode with us at Monster.

[Ben]

They did.

[CJ]

They did.

[Ben]

One of the best things.

[Ken]

Got quite a bit of views too.

[Ben]

Yeah, the. One of the best things that they could have done was the like guaranteed fit thing.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Because so many people don't buy something because they're like I don't know if it fits. And I'm not trying to spend $200 and have to send it back just because it doesn't. Not even made for my vehicle. I think that helps especially like non car people. Okay. I need this new window actuator for my car and it says it fits. Most places do say that but ebay is like such a wild west. So for them to include that. Yeah. Yeah.

[Ken]

They do kind of still have that 2007 Internet feel to.

[CJ]

Yeah, it does. You know like when you're polishing my getting scammed here.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ken]

You don't really know. Pictures are just never quite.

[Evan]

Hasn't migrated to Amazon so he still buys.

[Ken]

Evan stayed in 2007.

[Ben]

It's crazy.

[Ryan]

Well, ebay kind of reminds me of like Craigslist with the same feel. Like all the falling off. Yeah, Craigslist.

[Ken]

They're done, man. They.

[Ryan]

I mean remember Craigslist misconnections or whatever were like. Or men seeking women. Yeah.

[Ben]

You know, men seeking women was tame. But the other ones.

[CJ]

I'm gonna see if I can find Mark girlfriend there. Didn't you off Craigslist?

[Ken]

The look on Mark's face right now says it all. He's like, don't say this online.

[CJ]

I don't even. I'm not even familiar with this.

[Ben]

What?

[CJ]

What is it?

[Ryan]

So the premise is basically. Say it. It became popular, I think, when the Internet was a little less popular. You go out to the grocery store and you see this woman and you're like, wow, she's so pretty. You lock eyes for a minute and you're like, oh, I wish I could meet her again. No, you go on misconnections. Right. And then you would be like, we locked eyes in the grocery store. You were pushing a cart full of radishes.

[Ben]

Tell them things.

[Ryan]

You know, I had the Oreos, bro.

[CJ]

What?

[Ben]

Yeah. And then you hope that they see it, and then. Or someone sees it that knows them or something, and then somehow puts you in.

[CJ]

Have you guys used it? Anyone else here used it?

[Ben]

No. No. Yeah. Read it and laughed at it and was entertained by it.

[Ryan]

Yes.

[CJ]

Wait, that makes so much sense. Last night, we were at dinner and we were all sitting at this table, and C.J. says something about behind Justin, and Justin stands up and goes, we should buy that. And then just lock size with this very tall man standing there. And they just both stare at each other.

[Ken]

It's like. Like, they can buy me.

[CJ]

They stared at each other for, like, three seconds. Like, long enough where it's uncomfortable to look into somebody's eyes. And then he, like, turns around and walks away. And Justin turns around and is just like, oh, my God, what just happened? And then he goes, I need to find that guy on misconnection. That makes sense.

[Ken]

Go back to Ms. Connection. So, like, there'd be, like, listings like this. Looking for guy for fun. Click that one. Looking for a guy to have some fun with today. 50s guy here, mid-50s guy here. Like, that's like the. I can't imagine it's a pretty situation if you're linking up that way. Yeah, you know, it's just weird like that. And then there'd be, like, sting operations. Because, like, there's women that are basically running a prostitution business through Craigslist. And then there'd be, like, sting operations. Or the police would also go in and create their own listing and do a sting that way. So it's like they were busting both ways and. And then even the third.

[Ryan]

And here's one doordash driver you bought. You brought my Indian food to my house. You smiled and had some amazing legs. If you see this, tell me your name and what color your car was.

[CJ]

Exactly.

[Ben]

It's like, what are they?

[Ken]

I just feel like the odds nowadays of this actually working out.

[CJ]

Well, there's got to be some.

[Ryan]

Some beautiful woman In Cub Foods with my. With mom. I want to meet you Friday night at Cubs Foods in Maple Grove. I saw you in produce. I'm kicking myself for not approaching you. Let's try again this Friday night around 6:30.

[Ben]

Unreal.

[Ken]

Damn. So he's going back there with hopes of. Of running into this person.

[Ben]

That's got to be more of a waste of time than losing six bucks on eBay.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ken]

I mean.

[CJ]

Good about it.

[Ken]

It's a chance for love, though, Mike.

[Ben]

Kenneth, that true?

[Ryan]

You are a beautiful black lady and you were in line with an older white gentleman. I talked to him about if this is where you pay my real estate taxes later. I did see you looking at me.

[Ken]

Well, what was that guy's name?

[Ryan]

Kenneth.

[CJ]

Things are adding up.

[Ken]

Hold on.

[CJ]

What was the.

[Ken]

Read that again.

[Ryan]

Now, you are a beautiful black lady and you were in line with an older white gentleman. I talked to him about if this is where to pay my real estate taxes later. And I saw you looking at me.

[CJ]

You just came into my office the other day and you were talking about paying the real estate taxes and you said you were headed off to do that. Where was that at? Where was that at?

[Ryan]

That was Detroit Lakes.

[CJ]

Right?

[Ryan]

Detroit Lakes.

[Ken]

Oh, my. Was it? Actually, yeah. Are you serious, Ken?

[Ryan]

Technically, the bubble is a little north of Detroit.

[CJ]

What day was it on?

[Ryan]

4:23.

[CJ]

Which. What day is that?

[Ryan]

4.

[CJ]

Tuesday. He came into my office on Monday. Probably just a coincidence.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Any explaining to do, Ken?

[CJ]

Probably just a coincidence, huh?

[Ken]

I mean, this is all lining up, especially after the speed dating.

[Evan]

This sounds like a. A reach, but I. I don't know. Maybe it will work out.

[Ken]

This is far from a reach. This is just like a. It's right there, sitting right in front of us.

[Ben]

Kenneth made the post.

[Ryan]

Yeah, his name was Kenneth. He said, my name is Kenneth. I kind of like Kenneth. Kenneth Matthews.

[Ken]

I call him Kenneth.

[Ryan]

Yeah, Sometimes when he's in trouble.

[Ben]

Kenneth Kendrick, Jen Drake, pull up some.

[Ryan]

Of the like ones on Instagram. We'll get. We'll get a couple of the good ones.

[Ben]

Yeah, there's some.

[Ryan]

Really?

[Ken]

All right, moving on. Okay.

[Ryan]

I've been down bad before, but not quite. Missed connections on Craigslist. Down bad, but I don't judge.

[CJ]

This is.

[Ken]

I don't judge.

[CJ]

This is something that I would imagine, like the people that leave, like, hate comments on our videos, like telling us how worthless we are.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Although maybe somewhat true.

[Ben]

I would.

[CJ]

I can't imagine you would say that to my face in person, but you would make a post on Craigslist. Trying to get my attention somehow.

[Ryan]

So if you guys ever, like, looked on missed connections, hoping you'd see because, like, you know, there wasn't dating apps before. I've used dating apps.

[Ben]

It's cool.

[CJ]

Come on, Mark.

[Ben]

Oh, my God.

[CJ]

Give us your best, Mark. Give us your best misconnection story.

[Ben]

Like, some of these.

[Ryan]

He goes, I'm definitely not saying it now, so.

[Evan]

Because you can't say it, does that mean you have done it?

[Ryan]

Yeah. Well, maybe it'll work for Mark. Maybe it'll work for that random guy, Kenneth.

[Ken]

Yeah, good luck to that guy, whoever.

[Ryan]

He is, whatever he's doing now.

[CJ]

Dude.

[Ben]

All right, this one's wild.

[CJ]

The.

[Ben]

The tag is. You farted in Trader Joe's. You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you and that looked over and asked you, was that you? You quickly replied, no, that wasn't me. You almost seemed insulted. I would ask. As the stink grew, you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident I tried to get rid of the stench by waving two loaves of caviata bread. You proceeded to storm off, angry manner. You are beautiful. And even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up sometime.

[Ryan]

That one definitely could have been about Ken.

[Evan]

Sounds like Evan.

[Ben]

As a joke, that's really funny. But as the real if that's real.

[CJ]

Although you're a liar, can you imagine standing there and it smells so bad? You have to start waving your two loaves of bread. Mark. Two loaves of bread. Mark, was that when you.

[Ken]

Yeah. In the bread aisle. No one loves bread. I loves bread. We can't even, like, at some of our favorite restaurants. I think it's just a rule to us. They say everyone gets this treatment, but, like, you only get one loaf now. And I think it's because Mark so many that they're like, this guy. We're losing money on him. So the complimentary loaves of. The complimentary loaves of bread, we're limiting them just to one when we walk in.

[CJ]

One time, Mark came down to the lake early because he was dropping off a couple loaves of bread at all the local restaurants that we're gonna go to that weekend.

[Ben]

We got three lows last night, all.

[CJ]

In front of my. Ate all of them.

[Ryan]

I really have been coming up with good, like, children's movies ideas. I think if we ever, like, quit doing this or the company is able to Expand. I think I'd like to write movies because I think you can write movies and be really stupid and then someone else smart makes them happen.

[Ken]

Probably, yeah. I mean.

[CJ]

Cartoons would be super easy.

[Ken]

Yeah, you can just.

[Ben]

The thing that scares me about writing a movie is like, let's say you fully committed, like you were really liking this idea, so that the idea is one thing, and then you turn it into a movie, like nights and nights and nights of writing. And then you like hand it to someone and they don't want to just revise it. They're like, nah, yeah. Shit, that would be heartbreaking.

[Ryan]

I'll just take this one and all the way home just by myself. I wrote it in the car to Fargo, dude. I, like, got in the car, was going to Fargo, and there was a fly in there with me, me. And I was like, damn, this fly. Like, I'm taking him 50 miles away from the home that he was at before. Right. And so the movie would be about this bug that gets trapped in a car and then it gets. It goes on a road trip with a family, right? And so the bug's stressing, it's like freaking out. And then they get to like an amusement park. The family in the car gets to the amusement park, opens the door, and there's a ton of other bugs there trying to find their way home. I don't know what you call it. Maybe a Bug's life or something.

[CJ]

It's actually pretty good, Ryan. Yeah. See that?

[Ryan]

It's like a character building event.

[CJ]

What's like the grocery store movie with like all the animated foods.

[Ryan]

Sausage party.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[CJ]

It takes like a weird.

[Ryan]

Yeah, weird twist at the end.

[Ken]

At the end?

[Ryan]

Yeah, like an adult.

[Ben]

It's like, you know, like when. When the. In Toy Story when they get separated from the house, they gotta get back.

[Ryan]

Oh, yeah, it's kind of same thing.

[CJ]

Rip off from Toy Story.

[Ryan]

No, I didn't know that it was. But this one's different.

[Ken]

I. I obviously don't know how to make cartoons, but if I could just write the story for a cartoon. And the cartoon characters are just us, so it's just basically our show. But we don't gotta, like, coerce or like, you know, try and like, make this play out the way that we're hoping because oftentimes we're like, got an idea, but, like, no one else has filled in on it. And we're kind of hoping it's gonna go this way. So we're kind of trying to, like, maneuver so it. The outcome comes out to the way it. It. It does for the video. But if it was a. If it was a freaking cartoon, I could just be like, all right, so he says this. He says this, this, this, and then this happens. Like, it'd be. And so I swear we could make a cartoon show later on in life, and we just have all of our characters and we just embellish everything about us and make it a hundred times funnier.

[CJ]

I could see it, and it would.

[Ken]

It would be so funny, too, because you could just make whatever happen.

[CJ]

Like, Ken's just a little bit. Bit bigger and more of Ken, and then Evan's just a little bit shorter, but more.

[Ken]

But like, you just make it like everyone will just be kind of just clowned on and you can just make anything happen. Like, it would be.

[Ryan]

It is, in a way, kind of like South Park. Like, they based those off of characters that they knew.

[Ken]

Did they?

[Ryan]

In their town?

[Ken]

Yeah, they actually did.

[Ryan]

I mean, not like, exactly, but some of them are.

[Ken]

No, I didn't know that. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure, honestly, making cartoons will be easier and easier. Realistically, all. All this is all you need. Need a person who can write up, write the story, a person who does the animation. Some people doing voices.

[Ryan]

Dude, someone said, type in the AI.

[Ken]

Put it together.

[Evan]

Just gonna be.

[Ken]

Put it together, and then everything. Wherever you're distributing it. So whether you're going Comedy Central or just YouTube or Netflix, wherever.

[Ryan]

Actually a pretty good idea, I think we can make.

[Ken]

You don't even gotta do shit. You just.

[Ryan]

Just sit back, probably, and just think, be funny. Yeah, we are. You're already doing.

[Ken]

We could do that.

[CJ]

Cartoon Boys tv.

[Ken]

No. I don't know. Maybe. Maybe we go. Maybe we go children's show with it, and it goes on Nickelodeon. I'd rather. I'd rather be more adult humor. I think it'd be way funnier.

[CJ]

How about, like, all the weird kind of like, adult jokes that are in cartoons that. Like spongebob, I think was pretty notorious for doing that where, like, you know, there were so many different references that as a kid, you don't think twice about. And then as an adult watching it, you're like, is he, like, saying what I think he's saying?

[Ben]

And some of them are really hidden. I just remember seeing, like. Some of them are like, okay, I get that that's funny, that they're.

[CJ]

They were chill, putting, like, sandy cheeks.

[Ben]

But, yeah, just stuff like that. Like, that's funny. And it's like, it's fine. But I just remember seeing one. I Still don't know if this is real, but spongebob was, like, buried in the sand, and then crabs, like, grabbed him by the nose and pulled him out of the sand. And then when he was holding him, SpongeBob was upside down. And then it, like, pans down and his. His face is all, like, exposed. Like, his nose was just there. He was not holding him by his nose. What?

[Ryan]

Ken, could you look these up? Yeah.

[Ken]

Like, you ever. You ever heard of, like, they have all these conspiracy theories of, like, what the underlying message was for spongebob? Or, like, Rugrats has, like, these, like, they have these crazy things where spongebob.

[Ryan]

Conspiracy theories are crazy.

[Ken]

It's kind of like. Like, do I think that's actually the real underlying thing? Probably not, but. But it's easy to, like, you know, kind of. Oh, nice. I like this video. What are you doing, lad?

[Ben]

Squidward said I can help by burying myself.

[Ken]

Oh, my gosh, dude.

[CJ]

Nick, is that real?

[Ken]

There's no way. No way. That's right. That's funny, dude. The way they chopped it, I'm sure. Yeah, that's hilarious.

[Ryan]

Good jokes out there in kids tv.

[Ben]

Well, I'll catch you guys on missed connections.

[Ryan]

We chatted for an hour. It wasn't long enough. Let's do it again next week.

[Ken]

Yeah, let's do it again next week. Subscribe if you guys are not already. We post a podcast every week. And thanks for listening.

[Ben]

Cheers.