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Ben’s Emergency Trip To the Hospital In Europe, Micah's Missing Motorcycle, & Evans Lambo Is Broken AGAIN

Life Wide Open with CboysTV

Published: Tue Sep 02 2025

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Podcast Summary: Life Wide Open with CboysTV

Episode: Ben’s Emergency Trip To the Hospital In Europe, Micah's Missing Motorcycle, & Evan's Lambo Is Broken AGAIN

Date: September 2, 2025
Hosts: CJ, Ben, Ryan, Ken, Evan, Micah, Alex, Mike


Episode Overview

This lively episode centers on untold, behind-the-scenes stories from the CboysTV crew’s recent adventures, mishaps, and discussions about travel, health scares, car culture, fasting challenges, and community events. The standout story is Ben's harrowing yet hilarious medical emergency in Croatia, which kicks off a cascade of personal anecdotes, travel reflections, and classic Cboys banter. The episode is packed with quotable moments and real-life wisdom mixed with lighthearted teasing.


Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Ben's Croatian Vacation: Best and Worst Moments

Timestamps: [02:09]–[16:48], [20:01], [21:36]–[24:54]

  • Trip Setup: Ben joined his fiancée Greta’s family on a boat trip along the Adriatic coast of Croatia – a new, beautiful, and adventurous destination for him.

    • “It was like the best vacation I’ve ever been on and the worst vacation I’ve been on. Peaks and valleys.” – Ben [02:19]
  • Swimming Reluctance:

    • Ben, self-described as not an "ocean guy" and bad at swimming, felt pressure to join Greta’s family in the water, only to be plagued by his childhood nemesis: water stuck in his ear.
  • Medical Ordeal:

    • Attempts to “self-heal” with rubbing alcohol and Q-tips made things worse, resulting in complete hearing loss in one ear.
    • Memorable Moment: Ben’s anxiety peaks as he reflects, “I just packed something in my ear. Worse. I’m so right now… this is my life, dude.” [07:10]
  • The ER Experience:

    • Desperately searching for help in tourist towns, Ben ends up at a local Croatian clinic in a scene he describes as an “insane asylum.”
    • The receptionist–doctor douses his ear with microwaved water from a giant syringe, flushing out an impressive amount of compacted wax.
    • “She just starts pressure washing the inside of my ear... Oh, it felt amazing.” – Ben [12:28]
    • Cost: 20 Euros, cash only! A far cry from the $1,500+ he feared.
      • “I was so relieved because… every time you walk into the ER, it’s two grand, right?... They just go, ‘20$.’” [14:12]
  • Lesson (and Crew Solidarity):

    • Other members have had similar ear issues; Alex recommends home syringes and cameras for wax removal.
    • Ben vows to get regular flushes, swearing off Q-tips: “I’m afraid of Q-tips, dude, because my dad burst his eardrum.” [20:10]

2. Ben's Nightmare Return Flight (Food Poisoning in the Skies)

Timestamps: [24:54]–[32:33]

  • Food Poisoning on Flight:
    • Two hours into an eight-hour transatlantic flight, Ben starts violently throwing up. He spends the flight making repeat runs to the airplane bathroom and using “throw-up bags” supplied by increasingly sympathetic seatmates.
    • “I proceeded to get up, go to the bathroom, and then come back about five more times. I’m like dead at this point.” – Ben [26:41]
  • Culprit: Sketchy oysters at a Michelin-star restaurant – four family members fell ill.
    • “They even tasted shitty… and I love oysters. Well, I don’t love them anymore.” [31:22]
  • Brutal Details:
    • Ben had to throw up at every stop through customs and the drive home – “Every stop along the way, barfing, it was so unbelievably bad.” [30:32]

3. European Travel Observations

Timestamps: [21:36]–[24:54]

  • Highlights: Croatia's beauty, the warmth of the people, the food (when not tainted), and the deep sense of history.
    • “If you guys have the opportunity to go to Europe, highly recommend. The architecture… there’s just so much to appreciate.” – Ben [21:41]
  • Tourism Economy: Commentary on local reliance on tourist industries: “Everyone in this town just works in some kind of tourist industry… I don’t know how these places made it through Covid.” – Ben [22:12]
  • CboysTV European Video, Please? The crew muses about filming an epic European adventure.

4. Food Differences: Europe vs. America

Timestamps: [35:25]–[39:05]

  • Bread & Gluten: Greta, gluten sensitive in America, could eat European bread without issue. Ben and Ken marvel at the lack of preservatives and difference in flour/fertilizer use.
    • “It really makes you wonder what’s in the food here.” – Ben [35:54]
  • Preservative “Experiment”: Evan leaves gas station food out for weeks, and it's perfectly preserved — “The flies aren’t even interested.” – Mike [38:49]

5. Fasting Challenge and Crew Health Trends

Timestamps: [39:40]–[44:12]

  • Fasting Talk: Inspired by Ken, Ben and others take on a 72-hour fast for health and self-discipline.
    • “You got your nervous system… I just live in [sympathetic] state all the time... you eat, you then trigger your sympathetic state... It's just something I'm trying… to see if it'll calm me down.” – Ken [40:25]
    • “CJ's right though — it's good to do hard things. And I've been kind of a cheddar dick for the last two weeks not working. So I was like, I owe this one.” – Ben [43:06]
  • Benefits (discussed seriously and playfully):
    • Metabolic reset, cellular repair, improved mental clarity, and triggering the body's “cleaning” state.

6. Community Updates — Golf Tournaments, Local Philanthropy, Quirky Fundraisers

Timestamps: [44:47]–[52:45]

  • Golf Antics:
    • Dalton mistakenly wins the “women's longest putt” at a tournament (and a $25 Zorba’s gift card).
    • Grandpa Ron's motivational line to Dalton: “Pick your club up. You're not good enough to throw your club… and you're not even good enough to be mad.” – Grandpa Ron via Ken [45:59]
  • Charity Sponsorship Funnies:
    • Micah becomes the “title sponsor” of a local car show without realizing it, leading to swag with his Instagram handle (“...presented by @micahsalmon”), and attendees wearing his shirts everywhere.

7. Micah's Mysteriously Missing Motorcycle (Papio)

Timestamps: [56:17]–[60:59]

  • Micah discovers his Papio pit bike is missing. The crew trades theories: stolen, misplaced at Sturgis or Moab, or simply hidden among their many toys.
    • “It's a full-blown motorcycle, so it'll turn up... it didn't get lost between the couch cushions.” – Alex [56:55]
  • Ben suggests posting a “Missing” on social media, but Micah is wary after looking foolish doing so before.

8. Jake Coulter: Fargo’s 20-Year-Old Mayoral Candidate

Timestamps: [61:49]–[66:37]

  • The guys riff about local North Dakota news: a 20-year-old National Guardsman named Jake Coulter running for Fargo mayor. Initial laughter gives way to genuine support.
    • “You get someone young in there, they probably care more about the future than someone old... much more future to live.” – Ken [65:27]

9. Car Culture & Crew Updates

Timestamps: [67:14]–[89:39]

  • The group critiques and laughs about the ugliest cars ever made (SSR, Aztek, Prowler, Nissan Murano Convertible). The idea arises to buy one as a campaign car for Jake Coulter.
  • Self-deprecating talk about their own car projects, including BMW i8 price crashes, Subaru builds, and the subjective definition of “supercar.”

Evan’s Lamborghini Mechanical Scare

Timestamps: [83:16]–[88:55]

  • Evan’s Lambo breaks: Transmission stuck between gears. Potential fix ranges from simple sensor (cheap) to $20k manual swap.
    • “If I put 20 into it, it should bring at least [value] back.” – Mike [85:05]
  • While walking, he bikes to the local casino and wins back enough to cover potential repair costs.

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

  • "I start feeling around... and now I can't hear anything. I'm like, I just went from bad to worse." – Ben, describing his ear-troubles in Croatia [07:01]
  • "The receptionist grabs a syringe with microwaved water… and just starts pressure washing my ear." – Ben [12:28]
  • "20 bucks?... I put down 20 bucks and dude, I was on with my day." – Ben, relieved by the low ER bill [14:25]
  • "Every stop along the way, barfing. It was so unbelievably bad." – Ben on his flight food poisoning [30:32]
  • "Best part about vacation: you just do this." – Evan, pantomiming eating [34:26]
  • "If you can't resist the urge to feed yourself a fucking McChicken..." – Ken on fasting & self-control [41:03]
  • "Pick your club up. You're not good enough to throw your club… and you're not even good enough to be mad." – Grandpa Ron as told by Ken [45:59]
  • "To this day… the hardest quote—Ken: 'Sorry, you're confusing me with someone who gives a shit.'" – Alex, regarding Ken’s legendary indifference [91:12]

Lighthearted Banter & Running Jokes

  • The group repeatedly riffs on American vs. European foods, with Evan’s long-lived donuts as the comedic evidence of US preservatives.
  • They poke fun at their own quirks—Alex’s ever-lost vehicles, Ken’s time lag after Europe, Dalton’s golf drama, and the surreal local politics of Fargo.
  • Wistful plans to return to Vegas, reminisce about the “glory days” of WRXs, and plot pranks like gifting Jake the ugliest campaign car known to man.

Timestamps Reference Table

| Segment | Time | |-----------------------------------------------|--------------| | Ben’s Croatia Medical Story | 02:09–16:48 | | Ben’s Flight Food Poisoning | 24:54–32:33 | | Europe Travel/Culture Observations | 21:36–24:54 | | Food Differences: Europe vs. USA | 35:25–39:05 | | Fasting Challenge/Health | 39:40–44:12 | | Golf Tournament & Charity | 44:47–52:45 | | Micah’s Missing Motorcycle | 56:17–60:59 | | Fargo’s Young Mayoral Candidate | 61:49–66:37 | | Ugly Cars, SSR/Prowler Banter | 67:14–73:08 | | Lamborghini Breakdown & Casino Story | 83:16–88:55 | | Legendary Ken Quote Discussion | 91:12 |


Final Thoughts & Takeaways

  • Ben’s European adventure is a cautionary tale of travel gone hilariously wrong, ending in new appreciation for both foreign healthcare systems and the hazards of Q-tips.
  • Health, discipline, and indulgence are common Cboys themes, embraced with both seriousness (fasting, reflection) and irreverence (food experiments, impulsive eating, casino trips).
  • Friendship & local flavor shine, from supporting community fundraisers to inside jokes and sharing the small details that keep their bond strong and the show relatable.
  • The Cboys spirit is all about good-natured chaos, storytelling, and never taking themselves too seriously.

For next week: Will Micah find his lost Papio? Will Jake make mayor (and will he drive an SSR)? Will Evan’s Lambo shift again? Subscribe for more laughs and behind-the-scenes madness from the CboysTV crew!

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